New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - The Beer Bowl with Landon Dickerson, Jeff Stoutland, and $50,000 Grand Prize | EP 47

Episode Date: July 6, 2023

92%ers it’s finally here, The first-ever New Heights Beer Bowl! This episode is brought to you by our friends at Buffalo Wild Wings.  The Beer Bowl was recorded live at the world-famous Ocean Drive... bar in Sea Isle City, New Jersey to support the Eagles Autism Foundation.  If you still want to make a donation to EAF, Jason and Travis are competing in a donation challenge to see whose fans can donate the largest sum of money.  Personalized links to the donations: TRAVIS PAGE: https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/traviskelce JASON PAGE: https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/jasonkelce62 In this electric episode, we find out who will be the champion of the inaugural New Heights Beer Bowl (10:34) Will it be the heavy favorite Team Denim, will the He-Brews deliver some New News, will Team BDN beat off the stiff competition, or will a dark horse team have us saying, “If you can dream it, you can do it!”  We also have some great conversations with Executive Director of the Eagles Autism Foundation Ryan Hammond (05:27) Eagles Guard, first-time pro-bowler Landon Dickerson, and maybe the greatest position coach in all of Football, Coach Jeff Stoutland (33:30).  As always, watch and listen to new episodes of New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce every Wednesday & check us out on Instagram, Twitter, and Tik Tok for all the best moments from the show.  Support the Show:   Merch: https://homage.com/newheights  Buffalo Wild Wings: For a limited time, head to BDubs and get some wings with their new sauces, General Tso and Sweet Chile Lime. They won’t be around forever so get ‘em while supplies last.” Accelerator Active Energy: Available nationwide at Target or visit https://ashoc.com/ to find the store nearest you  AG1: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase. Go to https://drinkAG1.com/NEWHEIGHTS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yeah For all you everybody thought we were fucking lying out there wait This is Showed up ladies and gentlemen We have controversy at the O.D. The places of controversy at the O.D. It's a volume. What the hell? What just happened? That's like a 16-off setting on one right there.
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Starting point is 00:01:26 to this date, which is the New Heights Beer Bowl, which is about to happen live right in front of this live audience. Welcome to CI. New Heights is officially in CI. This episode is brought to you by Buffalo Wild Wings. With all Spearsports. Wings Beer Sports H-I-K-H-E. We got it all.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Camp Theme Beer, Chicken Wings. What else do you need? Yeah, we got a great episode coming up. We're going to have some incredible guests. Like we just said, we have the official New Heights Beer Bowl, all the contestants are out back. You guys are in first show. We have some amazing fans in 92% and the guys and women
Starting point is 00:02:04 that applied to get into this. We have some amazing fans of 92% and the guys and women that Applied to get into this we have an incredible crew They're all fucking nuts. They're fired up. They're nuts. I'll tell you what's running me out there I wouldn't make direct eye contact with any of them Well, we got $50,000 on the line here. So this is we got the right group for that amount of money But first as always, new news. News. Like we said, this is a special episode. We're here in CIO City. The world famous ocean drive bar. This is the third. This is the third year the ocean drive has
Starting point is 00:02:42 been kind to us to lend their facilities their employees Their money to this event and we cannot think them enough I still remember the first time I came to Seattle. I was a third year or a second year player going in my third year I tore my ACL and a good friend of mine with trainer Joe Apella there was a polar bear plunge in Seattle city and he said you know I think it'd be a good idea if we go there and get some rehab. You know, jumping the ocean, ice the knee. And we did that for all of 45 seconds and then went straight to the ocean drive.
Starting point is 00:03:13 And I had one of the most fun experiences of my life filled with virality, just life, fun, energy. And I knew that this was a place that I wanted to be and come back to. Man. And it just so happens. Hey, dude, this place is magical. It has a real special way of taking your memories and throwing them in the ocean, right down the street.
Starting point is 00:03:37 And then just like, everybody that's here, that's over, that works here, just reminds you of them. That's right, that's right. We put you in a cop car to go home last night. Oh, did this happen? That happens to be in this place. Awesome, man. I guess to bring back up that polar bear plunge,
Starting point is 00:03:52 all of the benefits of polar bear plunge used to go to autism awareness, autism causes. So the fight to raise awareness for autism predates us putting this event on. In this city, the establishments, the Mike C. Food, the OD, a lot of the businesses around here, as well as the inhabitants, have been dedicated to this cause for a long time.
Starting point is 00:04:10 So we just want to make sure that we announce our appreciation and pay homage to the fact that this has been going on a lot longer than before we got here. And that's credit to C.I.L. and the Philadelphia community right there, baby. Um, this is the biggest year yet. We've already raised a significant amount of funds. I would be lying to you if I said the exact number.
Starting point is 00:04:31 Ryan, do you know what, what's the exact number before we didn't start it? One, fifty before we started. So before we even started, we've already matched the previous two years. All together, I think, pretty much. So, it's, it's a really good start. All together I think pretty much so It's a really good start and like we just said is just a start We can't wait to get this day under underway and we want to thank all of the 92% is out there Who aren't here who donated? I mean it's been an outpouring of support and you guys have no idea how much and how far your dollar goes So thank you so much for supporting Ego's autism
Starting point is 00:05:05 and also watching the show every week. Because this wouldn't be possible without you guys. All righty, we're gonna bring on our first guest. She is the, is it CEO? I don't even know like what the official title is. The director of Ego's Autism Foundation, Mrs. Ryan Hammond. Ryan! Hugs, hugs.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Hugs, bring him in, bring him in. Never miss an opportunity for a hug. So obviously, this whole event is happening to raise money for Eagles Autism Foundation. I have been fortunate enough to watch the birth of Eagles Autism Foundation in my tenure with the Eagles and bringing you on board, I don't know, do you wanna take a few minutes to just tell everyone
Starting point is 00:05:48 what Egos Autos and Foundation is, what it does. Why we're really here, not the podcast, yeah. Or sure. We're here to raise money, honestly. This is just our side show. So actually, the foundation really started with the vision of team owner, Jeffrey Laurie, his personal connection to autism.
Starting point is 00:06:04 His family supported autism in the tune of $100 million they've invested in research. He decided it was time to be a voice for the one and now 36 families affected. So we launched Eagles Autism Challenge that first year. We recognize the passion of Eagles everywhere. I think today is a testament to that. Your response to this event has been incredible. And you know, it was a goal to kind of change the future of the field, to change family's lives. Every single dollar we raise is donated into the community. And how we and I both report to Jeffrey.
Starting point is 00:06:32 So we have St. Boss. And Jeffrey basically gives us the same marching orders. It's really to look at the rigor of how to make sure that we're thinking about the future and really driving that innovation, that change, and kind of winning the game. So we bring in scientists from all over the country, everything is applied in. There's not one dollar that's given without intention and really thoughtfulness.
Starting point is 00:06:55 We actually have people that have to give us progress reports. So if you're walking down the street and you tell me you donated in 2018, 2019, I can tell you what project we funded and what the outcome of that project. So philanthropy is a competitive space. We made sure that just like we are in the field, we're kind of taking it to that next level. And we could not be here without obviously Jason and Travis' leadership today.
Starting point is 00:07:16 So, you know, their economic impact, Jason has probably raised, you know, himself about a million dollars through all of his efforts. And, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:28 And I mean, it doesn't hurt that he let his kid brother tag along and help for the cause. Yeah! Yeah! That's been tagging along my whole life. I'm just on the Jason Kelsey ride. If you can't tell already, Ryan's a rock star. She's taking Ego's autismult as a foundation in short. I'm on a time to incredible new heights.
Starting point is 00:07:48 23 million dollars in counting. 23 million dollars since 2018, guys. So this is our third year doing this event, and it all started because Ryan and I were on the beach, and she said, hey, why don't we do a guest bartending at DOD? And within, I'm not making this up three days. She planned an entire event. And again, the community is so supportive here.
Starting point is 00:08:14 We had an unbelievable turn out the first year. I don't know what made you think that this would work out so well. Honestly, I think it was being with Jason Kelsey and Celci and Ciel City. And I think it was a 500th photo of the day Where I was like Jason can we ask for a donation? I'm I'm thinking maybe like he puts a QR code on the back of his phone when he walks around town and he takes photos of everyone But I was like we really can tap into the enthusiasm here and change that into philanthropy and you know The old O.D. is mild stomping grounds. We were reminiscing about kegs and eggs here a while ago
Starting point is 00:08:44 You know know the bartender still. And I made a phone call the next day, Mike Ferry, for a dog came to my house with a legal pad pencil and donuts for my three daughters. And three days later, we launched Team 62 Fund Reason. We raised $50,000 without any expectation of what it could be. And to think about where we are three years later
Starting point is 00:09:03 is just incredible. When we first said that we wanted to do our podcast here and do a beer bowl, what was your first reaction to that? How can you say no to that? Right? Are there any other events coming up that that people can support? So we're kind of ending our fiscal year, our year-long effort to fund raising. But we go right back August 6th is our public practice. It'll be your first chance to see the this year's Eagles team at Lincoln Financial Field, $10 tickets, every dollar benefits the foundation. We'll then roll into our radio phone and you cannot, you know, cross pass with the Eagles without an opportunity to raise, you know, money. And I will say, you know, if you are watching any Eagles game, if you all notice, with Eagles, Oxygen Foundation in the end zone, that this year was the number one
Starting point is 00:09:51 signage asset in the NFL. So that's pretty prime real estate. And now if you, if you're at home, you're playing Madden, you're playing and you see Eagles, Oxygen Foundation in the end zone. So this is about being synonymous, making sure that everything we do, Eagles are related. There's a tie-in and an opportunity for you to join us in a meaningful way and support this cause. Go Ber! Go Ber! Brian, thank you so much for putting this whole thing together. We're looking forward to having an outstanding event here with the podcast and the guest bartending later. I can't thank you enough for putting this on together.
Starting point is 00:10:22 I'm not thank you enough. I really appreciate you coming to my fundraiser. Everybody give it a try. It's time. It's time. Oh, you're in it. Oh, you're in it. That's right. It is time for the first round of the New Heights Beer Bowl 2023. It's here.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Here's how it's gonna work. We've selected 16 teams, there's a bracket somewhere. So we have selected 16 teams from over 100 contestants that applied. 200? 200 contestants. Not damn. All right, give it to every 200.
Starting point is 00:11:02 400 contestants. Don't worry about it, 16, it's a lot. All right. That's not damn good to every to 400 Don't worry about it 16. It's a lot all right We narrowed it down to 16 teams to compete for the pinnacle of drinking games in C.I. City, New Jersey the new Heights beer bowl. We have an incredible trophy. We have $50,000 cash Where's my dad has it? Did he run with the cash did hit the highway? Dad, you're supposed to be up here. Dad, you have to have... You're supposed to be up here, Dad. The briefcase. Oh, there he is. There he is.
Starting point is 00:11:30 I'll tell you. And this is how a Kelsey holds a briefcase right here. This is where you don't... Yeah! How about Kelsey? Big head. Who enjoyed the episodes having my dad and my mom on it? Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:11:46 All right, yeah, done. I'll tell you what, I'll ride around and just turn that thing. I'll just listen to this guy talk right there. So as we said, this is a 16 team tournament single elimination per round. So we're going to go from 16 to 8 to 4 and then have the championship matchup between two teams to win the first ever new
Starting point is 00:12:05 Heights trophy, which is not completely had to be honest with you, but we have a portion of it that I think you'll be excited about. But we also have $50,000 cash in this briefcase. Show it to a pop. Yeah. Show them. Come on, man. This is real.
Starting point is 00:12:19 This is real. I'm going to get the vision. That's the whole point of having the cash. This is like pulp fixing right here. Yeah. That's the whole point of having a cash. This is like pulp fiction right here. Yeah! There we go! For all you everybody thought we were fucking lying out there, wait lying!
Starting point is 00:12:34 Where's the hang of the cash? It's a brief case, there's no cash in it. Where's the handcuffs? It's supposed to be handcuffs. They're supposed to be furry handcuffs. This isn't secure. There's police outside just borrow a hand. No, no, no, no, dad's never lost anything. Mom was supposed to have the key so that you couldn't lose this.
Starting point is 00:12:50 I'm sure that I got the freak news. What if Chiefs of Holik is in the audience? Chiefs of Holik is in the audience. You might see that from him. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah. All of a sudden he just got real as fuck.
Starting point is 00:13:05 Yeah. So, say- Nobody knows where he's at. Nobody does. He's a big robber, he's on the run. Well, he's a cheese fan too. If he's here. He's probably a Travis Kelsey fan.
Starting point is 00:13:14 All right, well you got to get left with it. Woo! That's it. Thanks for showing everybody the cash. You all right? Do you want to say anything? No. You want to say anything to the team's right? What do I want No. You want to say anything to the team's rating?
Starting point is 00:13:26 What do I want? You want to say anything to the competitors? Did you see Dick? Did you see Dick? Good luck. Whoever wins it, I got it for you. All right, now. That's good enough.
Starting point is 00:13:36 All right. See you later, now. We'll see you in a little bit. So we're in the process. Should we reveal what our plans are? No, save that. Save the plan. So we have a much bigger plan for a trophy. We're in the process. Should we reveal what our plans are? No, save that. Save the plan.
Starting point is 00:13:45 So we have a much bigger plan for a trophy. Unfortunately, making a cast trophy out of bronze and gold takes a time. It's an order that. But we were able to get a 24-carry solid gold trophy for whoever wins it. There's a new hype. Golden solo. Come on, baby hype, man. Golden show.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Come on, baby. 32 outs. 24 carol. Let's see this thing. Oh yeah. Don't get your fingerprints too much on it. I can see my reflection in this motherfucker. They just polished it.
Starting point is 00:14:19 I like it. I like it a lot. I'll tell you what, this is about as, this is about as big as the, the chug you just did. That was a 32 outs of the sign, yeah. I'll tell you what, I've is this said this 30 is about as big as the the chug you just That was a 32 ounce of time. Yeah, I'll tell you what I've seen I've seen Jason Chugga beer before I've never seen him that Jacked up to chug a 32 ounce beer in my life And you pay for it. I mean, it's why you know how it goes your competitor you get into a number one rule anybody That sound here this gonna chug the number one rule is you can't tense up and the first thing you were doing over there was like you were about to get under a squat bar.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Pfft! I'm working! Like you were about to hold the lift, 600 pounds, but you felt your sternum about to explode because of the air bubble. Well, it made it happen. You did, you forced it to have... Force it down, sometimes the beer is a one of a down.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Slitter bomb or whatever the guy's name was. Slitz, Slitzy. Selzer, James Selzer. There you go, Selzer. Slitter, bomb, or whatever the guy's name was. Slitsy. Slitsy. Celter, James Celter. There you go, Celter. Celter, man, that dude. It looked like he was- How did the VIP in this one? He was drinking out of the straw compared to what you were doing.
Starting point is 00:15:13 It was a definitely, it was a hefty chug. Me and Jimmy are going to have to do another one with a more life-sized pint. But it was good. It's a different strategy. That's a marathon chug. There is something different to that that. All right, whatever. We got our first round coming up. The first round is going to be a skill-based game. It's the time and true classic flip-up flip-camp baby. Here's how it's going to work. Each team has members of two people each.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Each member is gonna have to flip and drink four cups. So there's gonna be eight cups flipped all together. They're not full completely of alcohol. They're we're, they're completely full. They're not completely full. They're the decent form. It's probably about two beers. We need everyone blacked out.
Starting point is 00:16:03 This is the ocean dry I'm pleased to tell you. This is the ocean drive, ladies and gentlemen. This is not the, we're not anywhere else. We're gonna have our referee for this evening. Mr. Mike Ferry, long time ocean drive. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's fucking legend. Yeah. First, photo, how! What a fucking legend. Photo, how long have you been here? 30th summer.
Starting point is 00:16:29 30th summer! How about that? Oh my gosh. Fredon, I can't tell you how much of a pleasure it is to do this for a third year with you. You bring the energy, make all this happen. So excited to do this again. Are you excited first time as an official at a beer bowl? I am thrilled to be the official official. I did say yes to you. I'll back over the
Starting point is 00:16:52 up-mortem weekend and then we'll be meeting on Sunday and then I heard of all these legal scenarios. It's a lot of pressure on me right now. We can take the fall for it. Don't worry about it. That's on-token. I can make two for $50, right. We got two guys, you got two guys to blame right here, right? I need some back. You're the official every week at this bar, though. You're the one that's like calling the shots, helping everybody get situated. I mean, it's a team effort, but I feel like
Starting point is 00:17:16 you're always the official DOD, so it was only right. Absolutely, and I just want to thank all the staff that we have here at this establishment over at Patis Green, all the fans and patrons over the years. And again, as Ryle has mentioned, you know, it started many, many years ago from me. Yeah. Great place to be part of. Great town, family atmosphere, as evident by the two of you being here today. Parents involved, Kylie's parents and family, and
Starting point is 00:17:45 that's really what Seattle City's all about. We are indeed a family-oriented town, and it's a great city to be part of. It's a beautiful place, buddy. But that said, let's get to it. Let's get it out of the first round! Come on! Come on! Man, I don't think we're either one of us, you just said National Anthem, really Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on'm talking about! Come on down!
Starting point is 00:18:31 Right, front, front and center! Alright, steal the show! Hershey, get the interduture show, what's it now? I'm Andrea Brado. Alright, right now. Go, birds! Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave? I ran away Right the land of the free And the whole of the brave
Starting point is 00:19:22 Holy cow! Thank you! Oh USA USA USA It's probably the favorites to win this entire show no offense to the rest of the competitors What the fuck did they become the favorites? Well they smashed it over the head they ripped the top of a beer can off, they did a tornado jug, they did a steamer, a stiltsonkel, a sea of moths and jug, they did a shotgun jug. But they did not demonstrate any skill-based games in their game. So we know they can't jug, but can they flip. But from the brothers that said, if you want the heat, we're gonna bring Nicky.
Starting point is 00:20:05 I'm first team in the new Heizbeer Bowl for the first round is Team Daniel! Woo! Nick and Rob, welcome to the 20th year boys. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Damn, this two-year thing looked like a fucking can of beer when they walk in
Starting point is 00:20:32 Our second team is a reminiscent of a show that I think everybody can look back Probably never saw is one of the worst shows ever watch The next team and this new heights, Beer Bowl, Catching Kelsey Only Fans. That's what I'm gonna do. Woo! Woo! I didn't even know that Catching Kelsey
Starting point is 00:21:00 had an Only Fans. Yeah. Shh. Hammer up! Woo! Two clean flips right from the get-go. Kelsey had an only fan. Yeah. Shhh. Vanderrope! Two clean flips right from the get go. Oh, 14 minutes. Oh no. Oh no, 13 minutes.
Starting point is 00:21:12 13 minutes. Oh, it's super moving, baby. Oh, the get kick. Kelsey! Holy fizz! Holy fizz! Holy fizz! only feds, what just happened? The Johns. That's like a 16-off setting on one right there.
Starting point is 00:21:34 This is all I'm gonna do. And everyone's breaking his mind. Team Don, you wanna explain yourselves? I mean, I put all my money on you guys. It was so impressive. That much to explain to you, can't we click for shit? Explain yourselves. I mean I put all my money on you guys All right, well I love the outfits. I love the guts. I love the vibe The fur out that's more than a yeti Don't bring that out. They don't.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Hey, dude, ask you for that. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take it on. That was an electric first round or first game here. Let's introduce the next two. Might be the only Kansas City cheese representation here. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:22:23 You hear that boy? He's got a love good host. I'm Tarrantor. And then you put the rodeo. Here Good hot style I'll tell you what come in with the silence showing introducing our Will they're going to be going up against we got some assholes. We got in these assholes these assholes. I think this is the nicest guy's Sehunia. Yeah! The pillows, the pillows have to stay.
Starting point is 00:22:50 That's his belly. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, quick show. Oh, no. Oh. The rodeo boosters. Man, I'm telling you what, the emotion great for you guys, but that's how you go.
Starting point is 00:23:12 You know that's like being down 10 and 4. And plan. That was crazy, man. We had a lot of ups and downs in that one right there. That was the great show that was coming out there for a second. Thought she was gonna pull it out. rodeo boosters. I think it's round, baby. We're gonna call here for a second. Don't you he's gonna pull it out? Brody O'Boozer's makes for Alba. You're gonna pull it down, baby.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Enemy territory! Everybody, boom, is it getting out of here? Boom! Fucking de Brody's. And Andy's ass off- Andy's ass off- What was the strategy there? I think it was clear that you thought Chris you should be at the end as the anchor. Three perfect flips. Just couldn't get to that fourth cup. What do you want to say? Miloconds away. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, We just maybe didn't have enough room for it today.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Injuries? Any more beer? Times yours. Let's give a grand prize to the Newspaper Ball to Greenman! Yeah! Their contestants, a couple pairs rated, cut it, fucking loose, pair it's night out. We got shot at Alex Gimmons, the mayor of the couple, let's go! Get in the rough.
Starting point is 00:24:41 A nice, a nice fresh start. Ooh! He's from it out, oh my god, oh my god, oh my Ooh! He's running out! Oh my god! Oh my god! Which one? Oh! Oh my god!
Starting point is 00:24:49 Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Who the fuck are the kids at? That's what I'm proud of! That's what I'm talking about!
Starting point is 00:25:00 Oh my god! All right, next contestant, and the first round is always sunny competitors, birds of war! Oh, baby! Oh, baby. All righty, and the next guest, their competitors in this round,
Starting point is 00:25:22 these outfits are fantastic. A key electric team fire at night! and the next guest, their competitors in this round, these outfits are fantastic. Bucking in a lint to Team Fire and I! Whoo! Whoo! The team's Michael Buckles! Whoo! Whoa! Oh!
Starting point is 00:25:36 Hey! The show is out. And Jimmy McLeoy, where are we at right now? It's like they're off to a slow start. I have a chance to get the hand. I can't see it. I can't see the last scene. Where's the road back?
Starting point is 00:25:49 Fire nice, onto the second. Oh, fire. Yeah, she's going to the back. She's going to the back. Catch. These are the eggs. Hold on. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Oh no. Hold on. She was caught on the second cup. Oh, down the two cups. She made it. Oh, down the two cups. Oh, down the two cups. Oh, down the two cups. Oh, down the two cups. Oh, down the two cups. Oh, down the two cups. Oh, down the two cups.
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Starting point is 00:27:18 Let's keep this fucking show in the road, baby. Introducing our next contenders. I really don't know what to say about these guys other than they are two years of varsity. You guys might remember Chop from his a Bible video that went live all over WIP. Chop and Chooch, this is a great matchup. This is an electrifying match. I'm excited about this one.
Starting point is 00:27:42 Team Savage American Eagles! USA! USA! This is gonna be a round for the ages. Furnow, take this thing over, baby. Oh, boy. We're on a good team fight. Good team fighting, boys. Champ off to a pitch. It's clearly been practicing. I like this technique, too. Good clean fire your boys Clearly been practice
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Starting point is 00:28:34 We'll see you guys next time. We'll see you guys next time. One of our favorite team names, I couldn't stop fucking laughing when I saw the name. Do you want me to hit it? They hit her decreasing the He-Bruce! And he-Bruce is ironically the Jewish man, Mark Goldberg.
Starting point is 00:28:52 Goldberg and Cory Maser. And the next competitor, we have somebody that I can definitely identify with, pretty heavily. We have Team Thirsty Dance! Woohoo! Take out these numbers! Pretty heavily we have team thirsty These guys are dressing as Jason Kelsey right now we got the dad and the Hebrews let's see how this one shapes up Yourself thirsty dads. Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
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Starting point is 00:29:51 These ladies are like, oh. You guys are going up again, some of my favorite heroes, a Jim class hero who's got an extra guy. That's right. That's not short, be short time. Oh my god. Let's get it on. Oh god, oh god. They are a little bit quick. Short be sure time Okay Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, We have controversy at the O.C. The places at the first and the O.C.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Everyone calm down. New York, New York has been dialed in. We're gonna go to the tiebreaker. One cup, beer pong, no touching, no going. No bouncing. Let the ball go. No bouncing. Let's see if they can...
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Starting point is 00:31:10 Oh! We're just shoving the fuck up. That's what we're talking about. Here it goes, if you miss this, this is it. Now, baby, baby. David O. State is a gentleman. Jule class hero. What, I'm a ladies and gentlemen. Jill Clasp Hero, what's he doing? That's round one. That's in the round one.
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Starting point is 00:33:30 Our first guest, we said, you know, this is a beer bowl. Who do I know that might be one of the best beer drinkers I know? Fuckin' tight. Our next guest was a 2020 UNANIMIS All-American Aramington Trophy Award award winning center for the Alabama Roll time College football national champion for the Crimson Todd and this season he was named to his first pro ball You look like you're ready to compete brother. Oh, yeah You look like you're ready to compete brother. Oh, yeah
Starting point is 00:34:09 Yeah, so make sure you chalk it into that hello, and you're nice With Jason we'll do that More Charleston I'm all right. You're electric right now. I just want to let you know you I mean he's an honor and you got the team issued fucking. It's all neat I got a You are ready to go. I was right at the gassars right now. I was here to compete. You know what I mean? You got storage for the beer right here. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:34:31 I got two hats in here. Let's go right to go. Our next guest, that we're going to have up here on the panel, is probably the greatest position coach at all in football. He is a two-time college football national champion winning coach. He is the second longest 10-year coordinator in the NFL.
Starting point is 00:34:47 He's coached six linemen to 20 pro-boss seasons. This will be his 11th season as he offensive line coach with the Philadelphia Eagles. 92% is pleased welcome. Open to line coach, Stanley New University teacher, Jeff Stanley. Come on up here, Stun. Come on up here, take a guy.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Dogs. Are you allowed to wear that? Isn't that a competitor with the, with the, with the kids in time? I'm going to talk about that. Ha, ha, ha. Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Three, two, one.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Tell you what, there might not be a guy more represented than the Eagles culture and the, how the Eagles play fucking football in Jess Stalin right here, baby. Cardinals, physical guys, and he's had the best group in the league for fucking what about a decade now? Jesus. I can't thank both you guys for coming enough. We're gonna talk some open to life like everybody wants to hear. I'll ask Stout first. Stout, we saw an amazing jump from landing this year. What do you think was the biggest improvement in his game from year one to year two?
Starting point is 00:35:49 Well, first of all, when I said that to the media, you guys gave me your business, you guys. Well, we just like, oh, yeah, that means you're the kisser. Most approved is usually not something you want to win. I saw it. You got to stop from bringing it along. Here's the deal.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Thank. That's me. You know, you already know the answer today. He played with length. He played longer. He played lower. He played quicker. He changed direction better. All those things were factors for his improvement.
Starting point is 00:36:19 What was the biggest difference from year one to year two for you? Honestly, you know, coming off in the injury, I think I got a lot more. That was difficult? It was a little difficult. Yeah, you know, just kind of hopping right in there, trying to, first couple games, fill the shoes of Brandon Brooks. They had phenomenal players. Very big shoes, even though I wear size 15.
Starting point is 00:36:40 I'm sorry. But I mean, coming in and, you know and getting coached by Statlin, Kels, Lane, Brandon Brooks, Isaac, all these guys just helping me out. Yeah, I really, I think that's what helped me make the jump is them, working with me and telling me how I could improve my game. You're the second round pick for the Philadelphia Eagles, I guess three years ago now, which is... Yeah, going on three.
Starting point is 00:37:04 What, did you know you were coming to Philly? I did not. Did you know he was coming to Philly? I mean, there's never a hundred percent, but we were very strong on that option. Yeah. He liked when he saw... Did you, what did you think of Stout when you first met him, pre-draft? Uh, I mean, first, first interaction with the virtual meetings was still there in COVID.
Starting point is 00:37:26 Oh yeah, COVID, yeah. Definitely interesting to have him on Zoom. He's a very vocal guy. And also, I feel like there was times when we're on the Zoom meeting and he would point to things on the projector there, but I couldn't see anything. I just saw him. So he would be yelling at me and telling me to do this and all I saw was the background of nobody
Starting point is 00:37:54 in a chair in this neighborhood. So definitely some very interesting meetings. I came out of those meetings feeling pretty stupid, honestly. I don't think I answered one question right even when it was my opinion, but it's all right. I think you did a few things right, Landon. Yeah, it's all right. But you get comfortable with it and understand how he is now as a coach. And I've come to really appreciate what he does and I really love him now.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Yeah. We've drafted Landon Dickerson, then came Jergens now Tyler Steen. What are you looking for in a potential draft pickstell? What are the the critical factors as you would call them? Or you and I sat and actually watched.
Starting point is 00:38:37 I know what we got to tell these people. I know that but here's the deal, okay? Because I don't have time. We got to do you. Here's the bottom line. When Because I don't have time. We got to do you. Here's the bottom line. When we finish watching a film, it close your eyes and you say, what's unusual about this player?
Starting point is 00:38:52 If the player's not really an unusual player, I'm done. Move to the next guy. That guy's got to have something that's wild. It just stands out. Like, wild. Whether he's a giant and moves around pretty good for a really big giant guy. Why are you looking at him? Well, because there's all times that unusual. Yes, right.
Starting point is 00:39:15 There's all types of things that can become unusual. But we do have a criteria. We have a list of critical factors that are like the Bible. And we go off of that. And I really don't deviate from that. I'll be honest with you. I feel very strong about that. Is there anything when you close your eyes? I know you didn't draft Jason, but when you close your eyes,
Starting point is 00:39:36 you were like, man, that guy's special right there. Yeah, absolutely. When you're looking at, see, when you do the start, the critical factors, you start with the size. That's the number one. It starts with the size, it goes to, you know, and then it goes on and on and on. Okay, so when you find a guy that's that falls into that margin of, you know, like right at the line, okay, what else does that play or have? Well, the foot and body quickness and the ability to change direction and the
Starting point is 00:40:07 production in space is off the chart. It's not even close. It's like crazy. And so, there's your unusual life. No, I know, dude. I've been flanking this motherfucker my entire life. I know. I know his, his, his athletic is anyone I've ever gone up against. Did he really play quarterback in high school? Yeah, he played one game. They lost by about 50 And I think he was out by half time. I didn't even make it to half time I'm sorry, but a lot of your quarter back it was a half time. It was a shitty weather game, too It was not a shitty weather. There was beautiful weather. It was so muddy Yeah, it's what a fuck you guys would have quit at a half time anyways
Starting point is 00:40:43 Just have a look at in complete, one interception, then I decided to run the ball, every single snap, and then I quickly exited the game. I was the dog tire. I was the water boy watching that game. That was fucking, I was done handing out water for that one. H2O. But you got drafted to Philadelphia.
Starting point is 00:41:02 What have you learned about Philadelphia? One thing I've learned is that the fans absolutely love any team in Philly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Yeah. I honestly could not imagine a better place to be. I mean, you know, this city puts their heart and soul and everything that we do, especially the Eagles. And, you know, I could think of 31 worst places to be, so I'm so glad I'm here. Let me ask you this, who's a more insane fan base? Eagles fans or the time? Crimson time, who do you think?
Starting point is 00:41:43 Ooh, that could be time. I think., who you think? Ooh. That could be time. I think. No, we didn't. Read the rules. No, here's the thing. Here's the thing. You know, down south, it's a little different. They have more of a filter on it.
Starting point is 00:41:55 The thing I love, Philly fans have no filter. There's no lemon. They just keep going. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 00:42:10 That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 00:42:18 That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's win. It's like Uncle Vinnie, you know what everyone has the Uncle Vinnie? Oh straightaway, it comes like Uncle Vinnie. Yeah, Uncle Vinnie's coming
Starting point is 00:42:31 and holding your ass. It's like that with Philly. You're gonna get it, oh I get that say is this, if you give everything you have as an athlete, as a coach, the city's gonna love you. Yeah. Yeah. Coach, you got a lot of personalities in that old line room. You got all the freaking studs in the world, but you got a lot of personalized.
Starting point is 00:42:55 How do you keep all of that under wraps? I know it's got to be challenging, having a guy like Jason in the middle of all that fucking chaos, but you got some big time personalities, big time players. As a coach, how do you keep that controlled and still get the best out of your guys? Hold on a second. You're asking me this question.
Starting point is 00:43:13 I'm asking you genuinely. That's why it was that. You're sneaky. Yeah. Yeah. We don't, we don't, we don't keep it on the wraps. I'll be honest with you. We really don't keep it on the wraps. I'll be honest with you. We really don't.
Starting point is 00:43:29 We have so much fun in that room and we let the guys be who they are. I love it. What happens is when the guys are like, I'm being honest with you, the meeting, the online meetings are the fun. That's the best part of my day. We have so much fun in there, guys can be themselves and they help build plan and they argue or they actually help each other quite as as Landon would say, Brooks, Isaac, these guys go, I mean they love each other, they go above and beyond to stop. We'll stop immediately. Guy will get up.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Jason will get up and explain. Just see the passion in his face, explaining to Kim Juergens how it is doing and what he's doing and why he's doing it and what the defender is seeing. See, that's where I think that, you know, in this business, everyone says, and you come from one of the best obviously
Starting point is 00:44:26 Stay ahead of the game. Don't let the game get by you. Yeah, well my vision of that or my philosophy on that is Not necessarily we don't need to change plays or run different plays This place has been around forever. It's the presentation of the play. Maybe how you block the play. Maybe what you see the defense is looking at and we can use that to our advantage. That's where these guys are so awesome. That's awesome. Going back to what you said. The best part of your day is meetings
Starting point is 00:44:56 and not spending time with your wife and kids. No. He may be easy on the football building. He was talking in the building. No, I don't get done in the turn of season. Wait, don't see our families. I don't see my family. They're there, but we don't we get the home, I don't see my house in the in the life, but my wife and my daughter Maddie are here today. Yeah. You can tell there's no mistake on what's going on in that building, what you guys got going on in that old line room man.
Starting point is 00:45:26 Landon, what you're wearing right now, are you a pre-game fit guy or are you a dresser guy? Which one are you? Dress up or dress as? You're dressed as a former right now, right? Yes, these are my Sunday overalls, very nice, very clean. What I'd wear to the family dinner, so. So fancy. I dressed doing press day, that's what I thought this was. Thank you, I appreciate that. I'm more of a dress as I am, kind of guy. A lot of times I roll up in a t-shirt and shorts and
Starting point is 00:46:00 footflops or tennis shoes for a game. Grand, it's sometimes away games, a little different, Super Bowl was different. I dressed up for that. Yeah. You know, it's a big one. I mean, I don't. It's a classy guy right there. Pretty big.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Grand, I don't feel like spending the time to, you know, take the suit there, make sure to iron everything out, just to walk the 75 feet from where I park into the building. I mean, it's a lot to do honestly. And you got other things that fucking focus on. I'm really landed. And also, too, you know, it's, I'm not, clothes aren't gonna make this much prettier. So I'm just like, you're fucking beautiful, man. Thank you. I appreciate that. Let's get to the first impressions of Jason.
Starting point is 00:46:47 No, when they tell me, tell him, let's fucking tell everybody, first impressions, Jason was fucking nuts when you first met him, right? He was a little bit nuts, so... Well, and the thing was, is when I came in, you know, I was still on the PUP list, and it came in, and then when Brooks got hurt, I went in at right guard for a couple of games. I'm sure he was not happy about that at all. Probably spent a lot of time telling me what to do, and the thing I remember most is, I believe it was the Raiders game, it was, I think, a Wednesday practice. I don't know where you're going with it.
Starting point is 00:47:21 Yeah, and I remember I was trying to get this block down. Obviously I had... Combination blocks. Yeah, I hadn't practiced a whole lot with Jason and I just remember I did something very wrong. He did not like it and he just mother fucked me for a good like menace straight and just told me how fucking terrible I was, how I fucked everything up.
Starting point is 00:47:43 And if I did it again, he didn't want to play it. I remember being a lot more encouraging. Yeah, I remember at that point I was like, all right, let's not fuck up anything else anymore. And that was my ultimate goal, as long as he's not mad, I'm going to have a good day. Yeah, but yeah good time out. Go ahead, but in that game, that particular block, okay, you ended up having that situation
Starting point is 00:48:11 and you performed it perfectly. But it wouldn't have happened. That wouldn't have happened if we had experienced that little, a good idea. Motivational, corrective, chris-ed, corrective. It doesn't like some good,ive chrisin, is it? I think I was more afraid of him kicking my ass in the middle of the game than I was being yelled at by stout. So that might have been the motivation there.
Starting point is 00:48:36 You've been quickly a favorite of the room, very fast. Not just because of your play on the field, but as a person Your a person how it is everybody is being witnessed to right now You're about to be best man at our left tackles wedding Drumsman Yeah, oh my bad. Sorry. He's got brothers. I understand that they've been there for you know You've only known a couple years. He was the best man. We'll clarify that.
Starting point is 00:49:07 I'm not only child. That's right. Yeah, I know. How has that relationship evolved? You know, Jordan, he's a pretty shitty person. Not a big fan of him. I just got stuck beside of him. But I mean, all jokes aside.
Starting point is 00:49:22 I mean, we're kind of like two peas in a pod and you know, it's been great playing beside him and seeing him grow obviously, he came from rugby and he's still got a lot to learn about football. He didn't grow up with it and down in Australia. But, you know, being beside him, it's been great. I mean, he's been like a brother to me and being only child, that's something I've always wanted. And, and I've always been there for him. And maybe I, he's just like family to me. So, super excited for him. He's getting married, a lot first.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Good job, buddy. So, if we were to raise the hand, we'd be dressed to Nikki and looking forward to drinking a lot more there too. So, let's go. Let's get a keeper rolling. Oh, yeah. What, what was your welcome to the NFL moment?
Starting point is 00:50:08 Welcome to the NFL. I know what it is. It was the very first play. So very first play and the only bad part was it gets replayed on our TV story of the facility. So I think we threw a ball to Quest walk and he went like 80 something yards the longest Throw and receive without a touchdown. I think all year. Yep, so we were backed up I think I'm like the one yard line and
Starting point is 00:50:33 First play it was after Brandon got hurt. I came in. I was like, I don't really know what the fuck I'm doing so I just went back there I tried to do what I thought was right I ended up getting just pressed and thrown into the ground. My ass cheeks are probably imprinted in the end zone still. This is your first snap. First snap. And Jaylen Hurst just throws a bomb to Coiz, he runs it like 85 yards down the field, and I'm like, shit. And then I come back in the next Monday, and all I see is the highlight reel of that role.
Starting point is 00:51:05 And luckily it cuts off right before I get put on my ass. But that was definitely welcome to the NFL. That would be my favorite memory. So everybody else knows how to play. Every time, like, we install every situation at least twice a year. And backed up is a situation that will always get talked about in training camp and what we just did through OTAs. And every time we install it, since then, they show that plague and it's such a good play for people. So you never
Starting point is 00:51:35 want to have a terrible play on one of the best plays because you're going to have to relive it. Luckily though, every time we install a counter inside zone, they got a lot of good plays here. There's a lot of ups and downs there. There's more ups than downs, so I'm happy for that. But still, it's me and Jordan sit beside each other in the team meeting, and as soon as we see that, I'll still picture come up. He grabbed my hand, he's like, I got you.
Starting point is 00:52:00 It's all right. I try not to relive that moment too much. It was funny because what Stout said your biggest jump from year one to year two, that play is kind of like a testament to your high hands outside. I mean, just coming up me, sir, and you're struggling to bend down a little bit. Half of me.
Starting point is 00:52:18 Go figure, you need your knees better, you can put your hands inside. Yeah, it's amazing. Stout, what do you, do you have a welcome to the NFL moment as a coach? Who is your welcome to the NFL moment? You really want to go here? Yeah! Do I? Now that you just replied with that, yes? Well, the way that Nova Care set off, there's two fields and we rotate them after they, we wear them out a little bit. Yeah. They kind of crossed. You remember all that.
Starting point is 00:52:45 So we were, the fields were perpendicular to the broad street. And something happened, crazy. I don't even remember what happened, but Jason got very upset and ripped his helmet off. Noticing a trend trend Let it go It's helmet I've got one of these stories to which instance of this. There's I feel like I've had since I've been here No, no, no, no, no, you've never seen the Interesting makes you think like he could be in the Olympics for shot put or something like There we go. There was a spin on it too. I've seen that helmet fly 50 yards onto the sideline
Starting point is 00:53:29 You almost hit Ferrari that one day down for a hurry. That was that was an impressive one on it I was it just Actually, something It's just electric Kids of people going was it warranted or was he being a big baby? I don't remember I don't remember there's been too many instances there. They're all just running together Has it ever been like you Jason's taking it away out of control? Yeah, you know how you know how like sometimes if you're coming back and you know you slice them at oh yeah
Starting point is 00:54:01 The back lock. Oh, yeah, So sometimes someone hits your elbow and you hyperstend it was. I think it was one of those deals. Oh, he's a kiss. Somebody fight. You know, guy to hold of them and and hyperstend it. That's a pain in the ass. That's great. I think something like that. Well, we're going to watch some ball fly here in the second round. Everybody landed. Dickerson goes just down and coming back with it let's get back to the pyramid contestants I hope you guys will
Starting point is 00:54:30 gather up about to have some fun welcome back to the new high beer bowl over around two we got eight lucky contestants I say it's lucky but it was a little bit of talent all right guess you want to explain what this game is? They're going to be playing. All right, for round two, we are getting to a classic in the University of Cincinnati.
Starting point is 00:54:50 And certainly one, I think that a lot of people play beer ball. Show up hands. You always play beer ball. There we go. So we're going to do this instead of putting the cans at the corners of the table. We're going to put them right next to each other
Starting point is 00:55:05 to encourage a lot of striking of the can and get these games moving. Basically the premise is, you and your partner, we're gonna gather the part one, when your partner's throwing, if the ping pong ball hits the can, your partner starts drinking his beer until the other team retrieves the ball,
Starting point is 00:55:20 puts it back on the table and says, stop, then you must stop drinking. Our referees will ensure that stopping happens right when that happens. If it is a late stop pitch, there will be penalty drinks awarded to the opposing team. You continue to go back and forth until both cans have been completely finished by one team, and a winner has been
Starting point is 00:55:40 a fine. There's a lot of action. So if you are anywhere close to the table, be ready for paintball balls flying. If you can, direct the balls back towards the table to ensure that we can have this game move it along. Or if you don't like the fucking team kick it further. Alrighty. Let's introduce again these next two contestants from Round 1. We got Catching Kelsey Only Fans. They are the only fans of Kelsey.
Starting point is 00:56:12 The only fans of Catching Kelsey. Guys, let's go. Fucking Dauce TV. And then the rodeo. Boosers! Yes! The old man, the man, bold enough to wear those fucking jerseys. I love you guys. Loser No opening the cans until contact has been made
Starting point is 00:56:41 High time three second drink on my workup three second. Oh Three second you took a beer like two Here we go stop it that's got to be it right winner First, he kills the only man. Get a semi-finals, he kills the only man. I'm pretty bad. I'm pretty bad, dude. Man, rodeo, boys. Boys, juniors. We'll see you boys next round. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:57:16 You got terrible, funky taste of TV, but, man, you are the electric in this game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. That's it. That's it. That's it. Oh my God. Hey, now, I'm not now. I'm bringing you to my favorite contestants from Round One. Let's welcome fire and ice back to the table.
Starting point is 00:57:51 Yeah. Tragic Michael Michaels and Jimmy McLeod back on stage with the fantastic recharges. I don't know. I'm just so elegant. Have you guys actually ice skating before? Yes. Yes. I'm really so elegant. Are you guys actually ice skating before? Yes. Yes. I'm really bad at ice skating.
Starting point is 00:58:07 Alright, let's bring to the table parents night out for round one. Drawing and Alex Gibbons. Who knows where the part of the kids are. Now our problem right now. That's right. Everyone knows the rules. Jimmy McHorris, let's go first. Let's see if Chaz is ready to open his beer the moment he touches his tour. That's open good. That's a good start.
Starting point is 00:58:36 All right. Chalam is he ready to go? Good start. They got it open. They got it open. That's a start. His form is impeccable. No hit. Oh, he is nice cold right now. He is nice. No hit. Oh my gosh. Stop. Wow. Wow. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That is top. That Those are the bounce shot the cross style. All right
Starting point is 00:59:09 Jaze I know One more now He's fired up Let's see if Jimmy can connect He connects the great hand Oh that's a blast What a shot What a shot Can you prepare for tonight's fight? I'll tell you what Jimmy was He started out ice cold Ironically but he was fucking a lecture
Starting point is 00:59:44 You were a think fire and ice We'll see you guys next round Fire and ice ladies and gentlemen Alright man, it's not out What do we think in here? What happened? What were wrong? I think we did actually really
Starting point is 00:59:55 No that was honestly That was a good thing It was some of the best defense I've seen in a beer ball game Back in the crowd We appreciate the foundation we had Chiron with autism So love it Yeah Yeah We appreciate the film, we appreciate we had a child with autism, some love there. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:07 We are here for the real reason, we appreciate it. Thank you so much. That's awesome. Thank you guys. One more time for Paris Night Out everybody. Awesome. Yeah. Oh, and we're back to the action just like that.
Starting point is 01:00:22 Bringing back from the first round to Gears Barsini. Yeah! Chop has been all business from the moment he stepped through the corner away of my son. Changes his vegetable poly throwback, Kelly Green. And their challengers for this round, the second round in the competition, facing the off against them with beer ball. He's going to be team big. Dick.
Starting point is 01:00:46 Yeah! Almost iconic shaft and build off the history. Let's get it on. Choms gonna start off. Oh, he connects. I know. All right, let's see if this large, fallik individual can melt.
Starting point is 01:01:03 No, it's a miss. That's where you want to hit on that top and individual can melt. No, it's a mess. That's where you want to hit on that top and you can't. No hit. That's an air bomb. True. Has he hit the cup yet? Wow.
Starting point is 01:01:13 Chooch means idiot in Italian. Chooch. Right, right? What is Gibraltar in Italian? That's a hit. That's it. Oh my god. Gosh.
Starting point is 01:01:23 Idiot. Just played the play on that chair. I'll tell you what, sometimes I think you get in the way. Who would have thought? Who would have thought? That's his third air ball. Can we hit the shoes game? Shoes game.
Starting point is 01:01:36 Nice call. Come on, Tuch. Come on, Ben. Ah. It's all you two, baby. No, we're going where to go from here? Stop! Chop is officially cracked.
Starting point is 01:01:48 What the fuck kind of technique was that? He just... He just put his thumb in that bag. Stop! Chop's taking it in the slide. He's got a wide open airway. He's going down this quick. Look at him go!
Starting point is 01:01:59 Oh, he's almost done. I'm done. Just like Harlow. He's got a big head. He's got a big head. He's got a big head. He's got a big head. He's got a big head. He's got a big head. He's got a wide open airway. He's gonna down this quick. Look at him go. Oh, he's almost done. I'm done. Just like the hearts of the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 01:02:11 So, that was how much hearts in there. So consistent. Oh, huge hits. Is that done? Is that done for them? He's gone. He had a winner. Junior varsity is left to actually there. Junior varsity is left to actually there.
Starting point is 01:02:29 Junior varsity is left to actually there. Junior varsity is left to actually there. Junior varsity is left to actually there. Junior varsity is left to actually there. Junior varsity is left to actually there. Junior varsity is left to actually there. Junior varsity is left to actually there. Junior varsity is left to actually there.
Starting point is 01:02:43 Junior varsity is left to actually there. Junior varsity is left to actually there. Junior varsity is left to actually there. Junior varsity is left to actually there. Junior varsity is left to actually there. Junior varsity is left to actually there. thing about dick falls. Is it an appropriate say is big dick? You're gonna appreciate that. I don't think you're allowed in that. Let's keep this fucking show rolling. Ladies and gentlemen from the first round gym class heroes. Everyone's favorite physical education teachers. Lifeguards and US Army veteran Joe is bringing the heat. Let's bring back the Hebrew from the first round. The chosen ones! Your favorite beer, Chinese juice! Okay here we go. Here we go. Here's it! Let's go deep, good deep, good deep. Oh
Starting point is 01:03:40 All right in the gym class heroes and the wind up the no-looky and decky Mattzoys That's who he is. He's a fucking airball. He's a football. Yeah, I know how that feels. I did that on National Television. I know how that feels. We got one down the one to one. This is electric! Oh, he gave you back! Gosh! That's tough!
Starting point is 01:04:02 Oh, he's not tired. It's his guts! Oh! Oh This is That's the blue. I can't believe it. I'm so excited. I'm going to be in the baby. I'm going to be in the baby. I'm going to be in the baby. I'm going to be in the baby. I'm going to be in the baby. I'm going to be in the baby.
Starting point is 01:04:38 I'm going to be in the baby. I'm going to be in the baby. I'm going to be in the baby. I'm going to be in the baby. I'm going to be in the baby. It's our penalty drink penalty drink Beer fell down so that's a penalty dream for the heepers right? But the ball is he said stop This is He's still on beer They're gone over here
Starting point is 01:05:08 We got two fouls. We got two fouls. We got one foul being the her dad Jim class heroes How much is your film over that is a foul? We also got a drinking too fast or drinking for too long are drinking for too long, penalty. We might need to go into a sudden death here. All right, here's what we're doing. Here's what we're doing. Show them that. We got it all in there. Who wants?
Starting point is 01:05:30 So Hebrews is done with their beers. If you can finish whatever's left in that, in one second, you get one second, and then it's out. We're gonna go to sudden death. If you can't finish it in one second, we're, you guys are out. Yeah! Go, one done.
Starting point is 01:06:07 That's it. Done. Oh! This is unbelievable. You guys are out All right, well get back to the fun. We're all sliding this game. Here we go. The heat bruise. The heat bruise. Take it to the next round. Heat bruise. Jim Class Heroes. Man, I'm telling you what, you guys were fan favorites. I'm here, Rayman. All right, heat bruise, congratulations. I'll give you the semis.
Starting point is 01:06:18 Congrats, heat bruise. Jim Class Heroes. Yeah, what you think? What happened to beer ball? You're so close. When you got a party in the heat time, you know, we're the late great, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys?
Starting point is 01:06:27 What's up, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys?
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Starting point is 01:06:43 What's up, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys? All is passed. Not the Michael. Bring them all is passed. Jimmy McElroy, back in the action, and they're gonna be going off against catching Kelsey only fans. He has deepest pain going, baby. There's everyone aware of the rules of this game. You have 90 seconds to try in bounce quarters into your cup.
Starting point is 01:07:02 You have to drink a full of beer in the 90 seconds for your quarters to count. 90? 90? 90 drinks of beer. How would you ever end up in a way to start playing quarters? I don't get away fucking tactics.
Starting point is 01:07:14 That's not the strategy, but teach her up. At the end of the 90 seconds, we'll count up, whichever team has more quarters, and it's finished their beer. We'll advance. Again, your score does not count unless you chug the beer. The beer must be as you forget to chug the beer. Alright. Alright. Go and there are. Oh my god. Oh my god. They go with Jason's catch. He'll see how close the beer to the quarters.
Starting point is 01:07:41 There's a hard table. Oh my goodness, this is what it is. We might not get a single quarter. We might not get a single quarter in a cup. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. If you bought it for all, what's in? I see one. We have one quarter in one cup.
Starting point is 01:07:56 That's all I've seen. We have one minute left. One minute. You've seen better ones here for catching counts on the fence. I've seen good bounces over there. It is difficult. We are now at 30 seconds.
Starting point is 01:08:07 30 seconds in counting every second. 30 seconds left. One quarter in a fucking cup. It can be, let's go. It can be anybody's game. I have no idea. The fire analysis made one two three four. No.
Starting point is 01:08:17 20 seconds. 20 seconds in here. 15. Oh no. Let's see. Let's see. We are in 10 Just hey, he's a rabbit Josh six, we're gonna revive 4, oh my
Starting point is 01:08:32 3, 2, 1, come on All right start the camera chasm Michael Michael And it's like a Michael got a rhythm there, it's 14 seconds We got what we got, you can't see us We got it, we got it, we got it We got to let Jimmy slide Jimmy got on a rhythm there, it's 14 seconds. We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it. We got it, we got it, we got it. Go let Jimmy Slides, Jimmy go on a rhythm, too. I can't see Jimmy, I can only see Chad. I can see you, Jason.
Starting point is 01:08:50 Catching kills your little fans was getting a rhythm too. Team Fire Nice is the people. Don't tell me it's time. We are far from the top. Fire Nice, Ferret Pee, Clubs. We're going to spend the kills on the fans. I'm going to get a bigger fan of the grand. I'm going to get a bigger fan of the grand. I'm going to get a bigger fan of the grand. I'm going to get a bigger fan of the grand.
Starting point is 01:09:10 I'm going to get a bigger fan of the grand. I'm going to get a bigger fan of the grand. I'm going to get a bigger fan of the grand. All right, the next two. We have Team He, Bruce. And they're going to be going up He proves! He proves! He proves! He proves! He proves! He proves! And they're gonna be going up against a Bible sensation.
Starting point is 01:09:31 Team Chap and Chu-Ch! Two years varsity, two years varsity. I'll tell you what, Chap and Chu-Ch have been very formidable. Let's show them the hebers. When you get to this stage, everyone is in. Let's go! Go! Here when you get to this stage everyone is
Starting point is 01:09:48 Don't here we go here. We go who's gonna Be sure to be supposed to be Man there are a lot of team heaver who has one a lot of clans going One minute Horses outside of at a catch bar like this really no because we got one fucking mate And now we're down to 30 seconds. 30 seconds, boys. Oh, Trump is in all the way. Trump is getting out of roll.
Starting point is 01:10:32 He is so focused right now. I can't even explain this. You would think the neighbors are good but blind. They can't be bad. Somebody's talking to me on phase 10. It is hard to find. 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, time. 10 it is all nine eight seven six five four three two one time It's gonna close. I'm not sure oh boy. Let's see what the count says either way
Starting point is 01:10:57 Both of these teams should be proud Is it it's not gonna be good? It's not going to be good. It's not going to be good. It wants to get it. I want to say your best effort. It's anybody's guess. It's anybody's game. Gosh, this is spence. I don't know if it's because I have to pee right now, or what is causing it? And by one quarter advantage to my left.
Starting point is 01:11:20 What? It's just quarters. Two years, Barcy. And that's the finals. The finals is going first. Two years, Barcy. And that's the finals. The finals is going to be two years, but it's going to be four years. For 50,000 dollars. This is the best. This isn't safe.
Starting point is 01:11:38 I can't believe we were all going to do this. Hey, Bruce. My favorite name on the entire tournament is officially eliminated guys. I know, it's hard to start the money, but it was... That's not how I think that is. So, yeah, the try. Don't shame the one-shot.
Starting point is 01:11:57 No, sorry, it's needed. New and fouled effort. So as long as I'm two years of life, I'm two years of junior varsity. I think that was a different set. You guys put up a great effort. We made it all the way here. Great energy. Thank you so much for competing with me. And yeah, man, we'll see you guys after the show.
Starting point is 01:12:17 Great job, fellas. Thanks for having us. Thanks for smiling just a bit. Go, Bernie, baby. Go, Bernie. Ladies and gentlemen, we got the final fucking round Dear bow two years varsity of fire and eyes. Why don't you make your way up? This one's for all this is for all let's talk about what these guys are gonna do with this fucking money Yeah, I'm very curious.
Starting point is 01:12:47 Fire and ice, you said that Mike is going to October Fesson Munich this year if he wins. And Mark, a trip to Europe with the girlfriend to pay off student debt as well. And together, they're going to go to Arrowhead to watch the Eagles play the Chiefs this year. That's going to be an epic, epic bout. Hopefully his epic, this fucking matchup we got right here. Be careful. I don't know how sturdy those are. They are very cheap on Amazon.
Starting point is 01:13:12 In case anyone was wondering, you can't get these on Amazon. Two years varsity electing to have a huge on the helmet. Chomp on the beer, fire knife selecting to go Jimmy McHorley in the helmet. Chomp said that he will help his god put a down payment on an house with his girlfriend and steps on a chute by a sweet gilly suit for a huntings. Alright then. Alright. We got this beautiful golden fucking new hide cut. Last and most funny, you guys remember Chomp to be more full. Three bucks! Three bucks, we got three to have this.
Starting point is 01:13:48 The rules are, we're gonna start with the Stein. Once we have said go, we're gonna have to take the beer off of the table and start chucking. Once the first person has done chucking, the person in the helmet will get a signal from the official to start chucking out of the straw. The first team to finish all of the beer in both of the helmet and the Stein will be the winner.
Starting point is 01:14:10 I just saw Jason Kelsey chug this Stein in literally three seconds earlier than they. He beats a big bit of the skewers and stuff. But yeah, I would advise maybe not going as fast. All right, well, we're going Stein and then we're going helmet. For 50 grand, turn down. Hit him, bring us home, baby.
Starting point is 01:14:25 On the whistle. Are you ready? Set. Go! No spell it, spell it. The horse spell it. She's so aggressive. She's so aggressive.
Starting point is 01:14:36 No, it's so aggressive. It is so aggressive. He's paralyzed. He's paralyzed. He's paralyzed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I Beared for a straw is not easy ladies and gentlemen Oh Oh my gosh My gosh
Starting point is 01:15:09 There's both done actually both looking outside that both This is what we get from getting them all famous up Are you guys comfortable with one full beer each, Shunga? Yeah, for the helmets. Come on, helmets. You guys good? What is for each one? All four, so hold four, you guys, Shunga, one beer. You guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you can have a game with that? Give me a fucking M-9 if you're okay with that.
Starting point is 01:15:41 All right, we gotta get it. How much looks like a grand idea? Yeah, we should have tested Clapsic style Oh Inside guys on my whistle. Good luck to both teams. It's a lot of points, a lot of points, a lot of excited here. Oh my gosh, I'm going to get back to the UK again!
Starting point is 01:16:18 Yeah! Oh my gosh! Ladies and gentlemen, fire! These guys are electric! They wake up from this ever new ice beer bowl and $50,000 cash!加油加油加油 加油 加油 加油
Starting point is 01:17:12 加油 加油 加油 加油 加油 加油 加油加油加油加油加油加油加油加油加油 What is it? Guys, how's it feel? What are you? What is it like to choke that much of chance? You choke an entire style
Starting point is 01:17:40 I'm trying to know if you did You did Jimmy what do you feel right now? I'm pumped up man, we pretty much showin' that. Yeah, I'm just sayin' that. I think it's why you're pumped up now. This is a great, great time. And I gotta go and tell you what you guys know. If you can treat it, you can do it baby. Why you earned it? These guys led the game. What is the way to bring us home, dude?
Starting point is 01:18:18 That was happening. That wraps it up. That's here with the show. I'm gonna show you guys a little bit of the show. Why do I have to wear this guy's lens there? What is the way to bring this home here? That was happening, I didn't wrap it up, that's the show. That is... That's the real fox. I'm the worst ever, we're very vulnerable to the game.
Starting point is 01:18:35 We hold this game. Thank you to the old people who were hosting this event. I'm gonna give you those awesome comments. I'm gonna give you a big applause for the people who are watching are, and thank you to the 90th and 70th and everybody I'm doing too for this event! Thank you, my guys, Chico, for our production crew for making this special event this has to start with this. Holding it together, we love all you guys until next time. Peace!

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