New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - The Beer Bowl with Landon Dickerson, Jeff Stoutland, and $50,000 Grand Prize | EP 47
Episode Date: July 6, 202392%ers it’s finally here, The first-ever New Heights Beer Bowl! This episode is brought to you by our friends at Buffalo Wild Wings. The Beer Bowl was recorded live at the world-famous Ocean Drive... bar in Sea Isle City, New Jersey to support the Eagles Autism Foundation. If you still want to make a donation to EAF, Jason and Travis are competing in a donation challenge to see whose fans can donate the largest sum of money. Personalized links to the donations: TRAVIS PAGE: https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/traviskelce JASON PAGE: https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/jasonkelce62 In this electric episode, we find out who will be the champion of the inaugural New Heights Beer Bowl (10:34) Will it be the heavy favorite Team Denim, will the He-Brews deliver some New News, will Team BDN beat off the stiff competition, or will a dark horse team have us saying, “If you can dream it, you can do it!” We also have some great conversations with Executive Director of the Eagles Autism Foundation Ryan Hammond (05:27) Eagles Guard, first-time pro-bowler Landon Dickerson, and maybe the greatest position coach in all of Football, Coach Jeff Stoutland (33:30). As always, watch and listen to new episodes of New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce every Wednesday & check us out on Instagram, Twitter, and Tik Tok for all the best moments from the show. Support the Show: Merch: https://homage.com/newheights Buffalo Wild Wings: For a limited time, head to BDubs and get some wings with their new sauces, General Tso and Sweet Chile Lime. They won’t be around forever so get ‘em while supplies last.” Accelerator Active Energy: Available nationwide at Target or visit https://ashoc.com/ to find the store nearest you AG1: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase. Go to https://drinkAG1.com/NEWHEIGHTS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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First of all, thank you to everyone who's here.
A lot of you donated money to Ego Zotsis and Foundation.
Everyone's here to support the reason we're here, which is the Ego Zotsis and Foundation.
As well as partake in one of the greatest events. We've had the privilege of putting up probably the greatest
to this date, which is the New Heights Beer Bowl,
which is about to happen live right in front of this live audience.
Welcome to CI.
New Heights is officially in CI.
This episode is brought to you by Buffalo Wild Wings.
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Yeah, we got a great episode coming up.
We're going to have some incredible guests.
Like we just said, we have the official New Heights
Beer Bowl, all the contestants are out back.
You guys are in first show.
We have some amazing fans in 92% and the guys and women
that applied to get into this. We have some amazing fans of 92% and the guys and women that
Applied to get into this we have an incredible crew They're all fucking nuts. They're fired up. They're nuts. I'll tell you what's running me out there
I wouldn't make direct eye contact with any of them
Well, we got $50,000 on the line here. So this is we got the right group for that amount of money
But first as always, new news.
News.
Like we said, this is a special episode. We're here in CIO City. The world famous
ocean drive bar. This is the third. This is the third year the ocean drive has
been kind to us to lend their facilities their employees
Their money to this event and we cannot think them enough
I still remember the first time I came to Seattle. I was a third year or a second year player going in my third year
I tore my ACL and a good friend of mine with trainer Joe
Apella there was a polar bear plunge in Seattle city and he said you know
I think it'd be a good idea if we go there and get some rehab.
You know, jumping the ocean, ice the knee.
And we did that for all of 45 seconds and then went straight to the ocean drive.
And I had one of the most fun experiences of my life filled with virality, just life,
fun, energy.
And I knew that this was a place that I wanted to be and come back to.
Man.
And it just so happens.
Hey, dude, this place is magical.
It has a real special way of taking your memories and throwing them in the ocean, right
down the street.
And then just like, everybody that's here, that's over, that works here, just reminds you
of them.
That's right, that's right.
We put you in a cop car to go home last night.
Oh, did this happen?
That happens to be in this place.
Awesome, man.
I guess to bring back up that polar bear plunge,
all of the benefits of polar bear plunge used to go to
autism awareness, autism causes.
So the fight to raise awareness for autism predates us
putting this event on.
In this city, the establishments, the Mike C.
Food, the OD, a lot of the businesses around here,
as well as the inhabitants, have been dedicated
to this cause for a long time.
So we just want to make sure that we announce
our appreciation and pay homage to the fact
that this has been going on a lot longer than
before we got here.
And that's credit to C.I.L. and the Philadelphia community
right there, baby. Um, this is the biggest year yet.
We've already raised a significant amount of funds.
I would be lying to you if I said the exact number.
Ryan, do you know what, what's the exact number before we didn't start it?
One, fifty before we started.
So before we even started, we've already matched the previous two years.
All together, I think, pretty much.
So, it's, it's a really good start. All together I think pretty much so
It's a really good start and like we just said is just a start We can't wait to get this day under underway and we want to thank all of the 92% is out there
Who aren't here who donated? I mean it's been an outpouring of support and you guys have no idea how much and how far your dollar goes
So thank you so much for supporting Ego's autism
and also watching the show every week.
Because this wouldn't be possible without you guys.
All righty, we're gonna bring on our first guest.
She is the, is it CEO?
I don't even know like what the official title is.
The director of Ego's Autism Foundation,
Mrs. Ryan Hammond.
Ryan! Hugs, hugs.
Hugs, bring him in, bring him in.
Never miss an opportunity for a hug.
So obviously, this whole event is happening
to raise money for Eagles Autism Foundation.
I have been fortunate enough to watch
the birth of Eagles Autism Foundation
in my tenure with the Eagles and bringing you on board, I don't know,
do you wanna take a few minutes to just tell everyone
what Egos Autos and Foundation is, what it does.
Why we're really here, not the podcast, yeah.
Or sure.
We're here to raise money, honestly.
This is just our side show.
So actually, the foundation really started
with the vision of team owner, Jeffrey Laurie,
his personal connection to autism.
His family supported autism in the tune of $100 million they've invested in research. He decided it
was time to be a voice for the one and now 36 families affected. So we launched Eagles
Autism Challenge that first year. We recognize the passion of Eagles everywhere. I think
today is a testament to that. Your response to this event has been incredible. And you know,
it was a goal to kind of change the future of the field,
to change family's lives.
Every single dollar we raise is donated into the community.
And how we and I both report to Jeffrey.
So we have St. Boss.
And Jeffrey basically gives us the same marching orders.
It's really to look at the rigor of how
to make sure that we're thinking about the future and really
driving that innovation,
that change, and kind of winning the game.
So we bring in scientists from all over the country, everything is applied in.
There's not one dollar that's given without intention and really thoughtfulness.
We actually have people that have to give us progress reports.
So if you're walking down the street and you tell me you donated in 2018, 2019, I can
tell you what project we funded and what the outcome of that project.
So philanthropy is a competitive space.
We made sure that just like we are in the field,
we're kind of taking it to that next level.
And we could not be here without obviously
Jason and Travis' leadership today.
So, you know, their economic impact,
Jason has probably raised, you know, himself
about a million dollars through all of his efforts.
And, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I mean, it doesn't hurt that he let his kid brother tag along and help for the cause.
Yeah!
Yeah!
That's been tagging along my whole life.
I'm just on the Jason Kelsey ride.
If you can't tell already, Ryan's a rock star.
She's taking Ego's autismult as a foundation in short.
I'm on a time to incredible new heights.
23 million dollars in counting.
23 million dollars since 2018, guys.
So this is our third year doing this event,
and it all started because Ryan and I were on the beach,
and she said, hey, why don't we do a guest bartending at DOD?
And within, I'm not making this up three days.
She planned an entire event.
And again, the community is so supportive here.
We had an unbelievable turn out the first year.
I don't know what made you think that this would work out so well.
Honestly, I think it was being with Jason Kelsey and Celci and Ciel City.
And I think it was a 500th photo of the day
Where I was like Jason can we ask for a donation?
I'm I'm thinking maybe like he puts a QR code on the back of his phone when he walks around town and he takes photos of everyone
But I was like we really can tap into the enthusiasm here and change that into philanthropy and you know
The old O.D. is mild stomping grounds. We were reminiscing about kegs and eggs here a while ago
You know know the bartender still.
And I made a phone call the next day, Mike Ferry,
for a dog came to my house with a legal pad pencil
and donuts for my three daughters.
And three days later, we launched Team 62 Fund Reason.
We raised $50,000 without any expectation
of what it could be.
And to think about where we are three years later
is just incredible.
When we first said that we wanted to do our podcast here and do a beer bowl, what was your first
reaction to that? How can you say no to that? Right? Are there any other events coming up that that people can support? So we're kind of ending our fiscal year, our year-long effort to fund raising. But we go right back August
6th is our public practice. It'll be your first chance to see the this year's Eagles team
at Lincoln Financial Field, $10 tickets, every dollar benefits the foundation. We'll then
roll into our radio phone and you cannot, you know, cross pass with the Eagles without
an opportunity to raise, you know, money. And I will say, you know, if you are watching any Eagles game, if you all notice,
with Eagles, Oxygen Foundation in the end zone, that this year was the number one
signage asset in the NFL. So that's pretty prime real estate. And now if you, if you're at home,
you're playing Madden, you're playing and you see Eagles, Oxygen Foundation in the end zone.
So this is about being synonymous, making sure that everything we do, Eagles are related. There's a tie-in and an opportunity for you to join us in a
meaningful way and support this cause. Go Ber!
Go Ber!
Brian, thank you so much for putting this whole thing together. We're looking
forward to having an outstanding event here with the podcast and the guest
bartending later. I can't thank you enough for putting this on together.
I'm not thank you enough. I really appreciate you coming to my fundraiser.
Everybody give it a try.
It's time.
It's time.
Oh, you're in it.
Oh, you're in it.
That's right. It is time for the first round of the New Heights Beer Bowl 2023.
It's here.
Here's how it's gonna work.
We've selected 16 teams, there's a bracket somewhere.
So we have selected 16 teams from over 100 contestants
that applied.
200?
200 contestants.
Not damn.
All right, give it to every 200.
400 contestants. Don't worry about it, 16, it's a lot. All right. That's not damn good to every to 400
Don't worry about it 16. It's a lot all right
We narrowed it down to 16 teams to compete for the pinnacle of drinking games in C.I. City, New Jersey the new Heights beer bowl. We have an incredible trophy. We have $50,000 cash
Where's my dad has it? Did he run with the cash did hit the highway? Dad, you're supposed to be up here.
Dad, you have to have...
You're supposed to be up here, Dad.
The briefcase.
Oh, there he is. There he is.
I'll tell you.
And this is how a Kelsey holds a briefcase right here.
This is where you don't...
Yeah!
How about Kelsey?
Big head.
Who enjoyed the episodes having my dad and my mom on it?
Oh my gosh.
All right, yeah, done.
I'll tell you what, I'll ride around and just turn that thing.
I'll just listen to this guy talk right there.
So as we said, this is a 16 team tournament
single elimination per round.
So we're going to go from 16 to 8 to 4
and then have the championship matchup between two teams
to win the first ever new
Heights trophy, which is not completely had to be honest with you, but we have a portion
of it that I think you'll be excited about.
But we also have $50,000 cash in this briefcase.
Show it to a pop.
Yeah.
Show them.
Come on, man.
This is real.
This is real.
I'm going to get the vision.
That's the whole point of having the cash.
This is like pulp fixing right here.
Yeah. That's the whole point of having a cash. This is like pulp fiction right here. Yeah!
There we go!
For all you everybody thought we were fucking lying out there,
wait lying!
Where's the hang of the cash?
It's a brief case, there's no cash in it.
Where's the handcuffs? It's supposed to be handcuffs.
They're supposed to be furry handcuffs.
This isn't secure.
There's police outside just borrow a hand.
No, no, no, no, dad's never lost anything.
Mom was supposed to have the key so that you couldn't lose this.
I'm sure that I got the freak news.
What if Chiefs of Holik is in the audience?
Chiefs of Holik is in the audience.
You might see that from him.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All of a sudden he just got real as fuck.
Yeah.
So, say-
Nobody knows where he's at.
Nobody does.
He's a big robber, he's on the run.
Well, he's a cheese fan too.
If he's here.
He's probably a Travis Kelsey fan.
All right, well you got to get left with it.
Woo!
That's it.
Thanks for showing everybody the cash.
You all right?
Do you want to say anything?
No.
You want to say anything to the team's right? What do I want No. You want to say anything to the team's rating?
What do I want?
You want to say anything to the competitors?
Did you see Dick?
Did you see Dick?
Good luck.
Whoever wins it, I got it for you.
All right, now.
That's good enough.
All right.
See you later, now.
We'll see you in a little bit.
So we're in the process.
Should we reveal what our plans are?
No, save that.
Save the plan.
So we have a much bigger plan for a trophy. We're in the process. Should we reveal what our plans are? No, save that. Save the plan.
So we have a much bigger plan for a trophy.
Unfortunately, making a cast trophy out of bronze and gold
takes a time.
It's an order that.
But we were able to get a 24-carry solid gold trophy
for whoever wins it.
There's a new hype.
Golden solo. Come on, baby hype, man. Golden show.
Come on, baby.
32 outs.
24 carol.
Let's see this thing.
Oh yeah.
Don't get your fingerprints too much on it.
I can see my reflection in this motherfucker.
They just polished it.
I like it.
I like it a lot.
I'll tell you what, this is about as, this is about as big as the,
the chug you just did. That was a 32 outs of the sign, yeah. I'll tell you what, I've is this said this 30 is about as big as the the chug you just That was a 32 ounce of time. Yeah, I'll tell you what I've seen I've seen Jason Chugga beer before I've never seen him that
Jacked up to chug a 32 ounce beer in my life
And you pay for it. I mean, it's why you know how it goes your competitor you get into a number one rule anybody
That sound here this gonna chug the number one rule is you can't tense up and the first thing you were doing over there
was like you were about to get under a squat bar.
Pfft!
I'm working!
Like you were about to hold the lift, 600 pounds,
but you felt your sternum about to explode
because of the air bubble.
Well, it made it happen.
You did, you forced it to have...
Force it down, sometimes the beer is a one of a down.
Slitter bomb or whatever the guy's name was.
Slitz, Slitzy. Selzer, James Selzer. There you go, Selzer. Slitter, bomb, or whatever the guy's name was. Slitsy. Slitsy.
Celter, James Celter.
There you go, Celter.
Celter, man, that dude.
It looked like he was-
How did the VIP in this one?
He was drinking out of the straw compared to what you were doing.
It was a definitely, it was a hefty chug.
Me and Jimmy are going to have to do another one with a more life-sized pint.
But it was good.
It's a different strategy.
That's a marathon chug.
There is something different to that that. All right, whatever. We got our first round coming up. The first round
is going to be a skill-based game. It's the time and true classic flip-up flip-camp baby.
Here's how it's going to work. Each team has members of two people each.
Each member is gonna have to flip and drink four cups.
So there's gonna be eight cups flipped all together.
They're not full completely of alcohol.
They're we're, they're completely full.
They're not completely full.
They're the decent form.
It's probably about two beers.
We need everyone blacked out.
This is the ocean dry I'm pleased to tell you. This is the ocean drive, ladies and gentlemen.
This is not the, we're not anywhere else.
We're gonna have our referee for this evening.
Mr. Mike Ferry, long time ocean drive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's fucking legend.
Yeah. First, photo, how! What a fucking legend.
Photo, how long have you been here?
30th summer.
30th summer!
How about that?
Oh my gosh.
Fredon, I can't tell you how much of a pleasure it is to do this for a third year with you.
You bring the energy, make all this happen.
So excited to do this again.
Are you excited first time as an official at a
beer bowl? I am thrilled to be the official official. I did say yes to you. I'll back over the
up-mortem weekend and then we'll be meeting on Sunday and then I heard of all these legal scenarios.
It's a lot of pressure on me right now. We can take the fall for it. Don't worry about it.
That's on-token. I can make two for $50, right. We got two guys, you got two guys to blame right here, right?
I need some back.
You're the official every week at this bar, though.
You're the one that's like calling the shots,
helping everybody get situated.
I mean, it's a team effort, but I feel like
you're always the official DOD, so it was only right.
Absolutely, and I just want to thank all the staff
that we have here at this establishment over at Patis Green, all the fans and patrons over the years.
And again, as Ryle has mentioned, you know, it started many, many years ago from me.
Yeah.
Great place to be part of.
Great town, family atmosphere, as evident by the two of you being here today.
Parents involved, Kylie's parents and family, and
that's really what Seattle City's all about. We are indeed a family-oriented town,
and it's a great city to be part of.
It's a beautiful place, buddy.
But that said, let's get to it.
Let's get it out of the first round!
Come on!
Come on!
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Right, front, front and center!
Alright, steal the show!
Hershey, get the interduture show, what's it now?
I'm Andrea Brado.
Alright, right now.
Go, birds!
Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave? I ran away Right the land of the free
And the whole of the brave
Holy cow!
Thank you! Oh
USA USA USA
It's probably the favorites to win this entire show no offense to the rest of the competitors What the fuck did they become the favorites?
Well they smashed it over the head they ripped the top of a beer can off, they did a tornado jug, they did a steamer, a
stiltsonkel, a sea of moths and jug, they did a shotgun jug. But they did not
demonstrate any skill-based games in their game. So we know they can't
jug, but can they flip. But from the brothers that said, if you want the heat, we're gonna bring Nicky.
I'm first team in the new Heizbeer Bowl
for the first round is Team Daniel!
Woo!
Nick and Rob, welcome to the 20th year boys.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Damn, this two-year thing looked like a fucking can of beer when they walk in
Our second team is a reminiscent of a show that I think everybody can look back
Probably never saw is one of the worst shows ever watch
The next team and this new heights,
Beer Bowl, Catching Kelsey Only Fans.
That's what I'm gonna do.
Woo!
Woo!
I didn't even know that Catching Kelsey
had an Only Fans.
Yeah.
Shh.
Hammer up! Woo! Two clean flips right from the get-go. Kelsey had an only fan. Yeah. Shhh. Vanderrope!
Two clean flips right from the get go.
Oh, 14 minutes.
Oh no.
Oh no, 13 minutes.
13 minutes.
Oh, it's super moving, baby.
Oh, the get kick.
Kelsey!
Holy fizz!
Holy fizz! Holy fizz! only feds, what just happened?
The Johns.
That's like a 16-off setting on one right there.
This is all I'm gonna do.
And everyone's breaking his mind.
Team Don, you wanna explain yourselves?
I mean, I put all my money on you guys.
It was so impressive. That much to explain to you, can't we click for shit? Explain yourselves. I mean I put all my money on you guys
All right, well I love the outfits. I love the guts. I love the vibe
The fur out that's more than a yeti
Don't bring that out. They don't.
Hey, dude, ask you for that.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Take it on.
That was an electric first round or first game here.
Let's introduce the next two.
Might be the only Kansas City cheese representation here.
Oh, my God.
You hear that boy?
He's got a love good host. I'm Tarrantor. And then you put the rodeo. Here Good hot style
I'll tell you what come in with the silence showing introducing our
Will they're going to be going up against we got some assholes. We got in these assholes
these assholes. I think this is the nicest guy's
Sehunia.
Yeah!
The pillows, the pillows have to stay.
That's his belly.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, quick show. Oh, no.
Oh.
The rodeo boosters.
Man, I'm telling you what, the emotion great for you guys,
but that's how you go.
You know that's like being down 10 and 4.
And plan.
That was crazy, man.
We had a lot of ups and downs in that one right there.
That was the great show that was coming out there for a second.
Thought she was gonna pull it out.
rodeo boosters.
I think it's round, baby. We're gonna call here for a second. Don't you he's gonna pull it out? Brody O'Boozer's makes for Alba. You're gonna pull it down, baby.
Enemy territory! Everybody, boom, is it getting out of here?
Boom!
Fucking de Brody's.
And Andy's ass off-
Andy's ass off- What was the strategy there? I think it was clear that you thought Chris you should be at the end as the anchor.
Three perfect flips. Just couldn't get to that fourth cup.
What do you want to say?
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Injuries?
Any more beer?
Times yours.
Let's give a grand prize to the Newspaper Ball to Greenman! Yeah! Their contestants, a couple pairs rated, cut it,
fucking loose, pair it's night out.
We got shot at Alex Gimmons, the mayor of the couple,
let's go!
Get in the rough.
A nice, a nice fresh start.
Ooh!
He's from it out, oh my god, oh my god, oh my Ooh! He's running out!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Which one?
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Who the fuck are the kids at?
That's what I'm proud of!
That's what I'm talking about!
Oh my god!
All right, next contestant,
and the first round is always sunny competitors,
birds of war!
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Introducing our next contenders.
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This is an electrifying match. I'm excited about this one.
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New York, New York has been dialed in.
We're gonna go to the tiebreaker.
One cup, beer pong, no touching, no going.
No bouncing.
Let the ball go.
No bouncing.
Let's see if they can...
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Ribs hat.
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We're gonna get some interviews with some special guests.
Our first guest, we said, you know, this is a beer bowl.
Who do I know that might be one of the best beer drinkers I know?
Fuckin' tight.
Our next guest was a 2020 UNANIMIS All-American
Aramington Trophy Award award winning center for the Alabama
Roll time College football national champion for the Crimson Todd and this season he was named to his first pro ball
You look like you're ready to compete brother. Oh, yeah
You look like you're ready to compete brother. Oh, yeah
Yeah, so make sure you chalk it into that hello, and you're nice
With Jason we'll do that
More Charleston I'm all right. You're electric right now. I just want to let you know you
I mean he's an honor and you got the team issued fucking. It's all neat I got a You are ready to go. I was right at the gassars right now.
I was here to compete.
You know what I mean?
You got storage for the beer right here.
You know what I'm saying?
I got two hats in here.
Let's go right to go.
Our next guest, that we're going to have up here
on the panel, is probably the greatest position coach
at all in football.
He is a two-time college football national champion
winning coach.
He is the second longest 10-year coordinator in the NFL.
He's coached six linemen to 20 pro-boss seasons.
This will be his 11th season as he offensive line coach
with the Philadelphia Eagles.
92% is pleased welcome.
Open to line coach, Stanley New University teacher,
Jeff Stanley.
Come on up here, Stun.
Come on up here, take a guy.
Dogs.
Are you allowed to wear that?
Isn't that a competitor with the, with the, with the kids in time?
I'm going to talk about that.
Ha, ha, ha.
Three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
Tell you what, there might not be a guy more represented
than the Eagles culture and the, how the Eagles play fucking football
in Jess Stalin right here, baby. Cardinals, physical guys, and he's had the best
group in the league for fucking what about a decade now? Jesus. I can't thank both
you guys for coming enough. We're gonna talk some open to life like everybody
wants to hear. I'll ask Stout first. Stout, we saw an amazing jump from landing this year.
What do you think was the biggest improvement
in his game from year one to year two?
Well, first of all, when I said that to the media,
you guys gave me your business, you guys.
Well, we just like,
oh, yeah, that means you're the kisser.
Most approved is usually not something you want to win.
I saw it.
You got to stop from bringing it along.
Here's the deal.
Thank.
That's me. You know, you already know the answer today.
He played with length.
He played longer.
He played lower.
He played quicker.
He changed direction better.
All those things were factors for his improvement.
What was the biggest difference from year one to year two for you?
Honestly, you know, coming off in the injury, I think I got a lot more.
That was difficult?
It was a little difficult.
Yeah, you know, just kind of hopping right in there, trying to,
first couple games, fill the shoes of Brandon Brooks.
They had phenomenal players.
Very big shoes, even though I wear size 15.
I'm sorry.
But I mean, coming in and, you know and getting coached by Statlin,
Kels, Lane, Brandon Brooks, Isaac, all these guys just helping me out.
Yeah, I really, I think that's what helped me make the jump is them,
working with me and telling me how I could improve my game.
You're the second round pick for the Philadelphia Eagles, I guess three years ago now,
which is...
Yeah, going on three.
What, did you know you were coming to Philly?
I did not.
Did you know he was coming to Philly?
I mean, there's never a hundred percent, but we were very strong on that option.
Yeah.
He liked when he saw...
Did you, what did you think of Stout when you first met him, pre-draft?
Uh, I mean, first, first interaction with the virtual meetings was still there in COVID.
Oh yeah, COVID, yeah.
Definitely interesting to have him on Zoom.
He's a very vocal guy.
And also, I feel like there was times when we're on the Zoom meeting and he would point
to things on the projector there, but I couldn't see anything.
I just saw him.
So he would be yelling at me and telling me to do this
and all I saw was the background of nobody
in a chair in this neighborhood.
So definitely some very interesting meetings.
I came out of those meetings feeling pretty stupid, honestly.
I don't think I answered one question right even when it was my opinion, but it's all right.
I think you did a few things right, Landon.
Yeah, it's all right.
But you get comfortable with it and understand how he is now as a coach.
And I've come to really appreciate what he does and I really love him now.
Yeah.
We've drafted Landon Dickerson, then came
Jergens now Tyler Steen.
What are you looking for in a potential draft
pickstell?
What are the the critical factors as you
would call them?
Or you and I sat and actually watched.
I know what we got to tell these people.
I know that but here's the deal, okay?
Because I don't have time.
We got to do you.
Here's the bottom line. When Because I don't have time. We got to do you. Here's the bottom line.
When we finish watching a film,
it close your eyes and you say,
what's unusual about this player?
If the player's not really an unusual player, I'm done.
Move to the next guy.
That guy's got to have something that's wild.
It just stands out.
Like, wild.
Whether he's a giant and moves around pretty good for a really big giant guy.
Why are you looking at him?
Well, because there's all times that unusual. Yes, right.
There's all types of things that can become unusual. But we do have a criteria.
We have a list of critical factors that are like the Bible.
And we go off of that.
And I really don't deviate from that.
I'll be honest with you.
I feel very strong about that.
Is there anything when you close your eyes?
I know you didn't draft Jason, but when you close your eyes,
you were like, man, that guy's special right there.
Yeah, absolutely.
When you're looking at, see, when you do the start,
the critical factors, you start with the size. That's the number one. It starts with the size,
it goes to, you know, and then it goes on and on and on. Okay, so when you find
a guy that's that falls into that margin of, you know, like right at the
line, okay, what else does that play or have? Well, the foot and body
quickness and the ability to change direction and the
production in space is off the chart. It's not even close. It's like crazy. And so,
there's your unusual life. No, I know, dude. I've been flanking this motherfucker my entire life.
I know. I know his, his, his athletic is anyone I've ever gone up against. Did he really play quarterback in high school?
Yeah, he played one game. They lost by about 50
And I think he was out by half time. I didn't even make it to half time
I'm sorry, but a lot of your quarter back it was a half time. It was a shitty weather game, too
It was not a shitty weather. There was beautiful weather. It was so muddy
Yeah, it's what a fuck you guys would have quit at a half time anyways
Just have a look at in complete, one interception,
then I decided to run the ball, every single snap,
and then I quickly exited the game.
I was the dog tire.
I was the water boy watching that game.
That was fucking, I was done handing out water for that one.
H2O.
But you got drafted to Philadelphia.
What have you learned about Philadelphia?
One thing I've learned is that the fans absolutely love
any team in Philly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I honestly could not imagine a better place to be.
I mean, you know, this city puts their heart and soul
and everything that we do, especially the Eagles.
And, you know, I could think of 31 worst places to be, so I'm so glad I'm here.
Let me ask you this, who's a more insane fan base?
Eagles fans or the time?
Crimson time, who do you think?
Ooh, that could be time. I think., who you think? Ooh. That could be time.
I think.
No, we didn't.
Read the rules.
No, here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
You know, down south, it's a little different.
They have more of a filter on it.
The thing I love, Philly fans have no filter.
There's no lemon.
They just keep going. That's it. That's it. That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it. That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's win. It's like Uncle Vinnie, you know what everyone has
the Uncle Vinnie? Oh straightaway, it comes like Uncle Vinnie. Yeah, Uncle Vinnie's coming
and holding your ass. It's like that with Philly. You're gonna get it, oh I
get that say is this, if you give everything you have as an athlete, as a coach,
the city's gonna love you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Coach, you got a lot of personalities in that old line room.
You got all the freaking studs in the world, but you got a lot of
personalized.
How do you keep all of that under wraps?
I know it's got to be challenging, having a guy like Jason in
the middle of all that fucking chaos, but you got some big time
personalities, big time players.
As a coach, how do you keep that controlled
and still get the best out of your guys?
Hold on a second.
You're asking me this question.
I'm asking you genuinely.
That's why it was that.
You're sneaky.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We don't, we don't, we don't keep it on the wraps. I'll be honest with you. We really don't keep it on the wraps.
I'll be honest with you.
We really don't.
We have so much fun in that room and we let the guys be who they are.
I love it.
What happens is when the guys are like, I'm being honest with you, the meeting, the online
meetings are the fun.
That's the best part of my day. We have so much fun in there,
guys can be themselves and they help build plan and they argue or they actually help each other quite
as as Landon would say, Brooks, Isaac, these guys go, I mean they love each other, they go above and beyond to stop. We'll stop immediately.
Guy will get up.
Jason will get up and explain.
Just see the passion in his face,
explaining to Kim Juergens how it is doing
and what he's doing and why he's doing it
and what the defender is seeing.
See, that's where I think that, you know,
in this business, everyone says,
and you come from one of the best obviously
Stay ahead of the game. Don't let the game get by you. Yeah, well my vision of that or my philosophy on that is
Not necessarily we don't need to change plays or run different plays
This place has been around forever. It's the presentation of the play. Maybe how you block the play. Maybe what you see the defense is looking at
and we can use that to our advantage.
That's where these guys are so awesome.
That's awesome.
Going back to what you said.
The best part of your day is meetings
and not spending time with your wife and kids.
No.
He may be easy on the football building.
He was talking in the building.
No, I don't get done in the turn of season. Wait, don't see our families. I don't see my family.
They're there, but we don't we get the home, I don't see my house in the in the life, but my wife and
my daughter Maddie are here today. Yeah. You can tell there's no mistake on what's going on in
that building, what you guys got going on in that old line room man.
Landon, what you're wearing right now, are you a pre-game fit guy or are you a dresser guy?
Which one are you? Dress up or dress as? You're dressed as a former right now, right?
Yes, these are my Sunday overalls, very nice, very clean. What I'd wear to the family dinner, so.
So fancy.
I dressed doing press day, that's what I thought this was.
Thank you, I appreciate that.
I'm more of a dress as I am, kind of guy.
A lot of times I roll up in a t-shirt and shorts and
footflops or tennis shoes for a game.
Grand, it's sometimes away games, a little different, Super Bowl was different.
I dressed up for that.
Yeah.
You know, it's a big one.
I mean, I don't.
It's a classy guy right there.
Pretty big.
Grand, I don't feel like spending the time to, you know,
take the suit there, make sure to iron everything out,
just to walk the 75 feet from where I park into the building.
I mean, it's a lot to do honestly.
And you got other things that fucking focus on. I'm really landed. And also, too, you know,
it's, I'm not, clothes aren't gonna make this much prettier. So I'm just like, you're
fucking beautiful, man. Thank you. I appreciate that.
Let's get to the first impressions of Jason.
No, when they tell me, tell him, let's fucking tell everybody, first impressions, Jason was fucking nuts when you first met him, right?
He was a little bit nuts, so...
Well, and the thing was, is when I came in, you know, I was still on the PUP list, and it came in, and then when Brooks got hurt, I
went in at right guard for a couple of games.
I'm sure he was not happy about that at all.
Probably spent a lot of time telling me what to do, and the thing I remember most is, I
believe it was the Raiders game, it was, I think, a Wednesday practice.
I don't know where you're going with it.
Yeah, and I remember I was trying to get this block down.
Obviously I had...
Combination blocks.
Yeah, I hadn't practiced a whole lot with Jason
and I just remember I did something very wrong.
He did not like it and he just mother fucked me for a good like
menace straight and just told me how fucking terrible I was,
how I fucked everything up.
And if I did it again, he didn't
want to play it.
I remember being a lot more encouraging.
Yeah, I remember at that point I was like, all right, let's not fuck up anything else
anymore.
And that was my ultimate goal, as long as he's not mad, I'm going to have a good day.
Yeah, but yeah good time out.
Go ahead, but in that game, that particular block, okay, you ended up having that situation
and you performed it perfectly.
But it wouldn't have happened.
That wouldn't have happened if we had experienced that little, a good idea.
Motivational, corrective, chris-ed, corrective.
It doesn't like some good,ive chrisin, is it?
I think I was more afraid of him kicking my ass in the middle of the game than I was
being yelled at by stout.
So that might have been the motivation there.
You've been quickly a favorite of the room, very fast.
Not just because of your play on the field, but as a person
Your a person how it is everybody is being witnessed to right now
You're about to be best man at our left tackles wedding
Drumsman Yeah, oh my bad. Sorry. He's got brothers. I understand that they've been there for you know
You've only known a couple years.
He was the best man.
We'll clarify that.
I'm not only child.
That's right.
Yeah, I know.
How has that relationship evolved?
You know, Jordan, he's a pretty shitty person.
Not a big fan of him.
I just got stuck beside of him.
But I mean, all jokes aside.
I mean, we're kind of like two peas in a pod and you know,
it's been great playing beside him and seeing him grow obviously, he came from rugby and he's
still got a lot to learn about football. He didn't grow up with it and down in Australia.
But, you know, being beside him, it's been great. I mean, he's been like a brother to me and being only child,
that's something I've always wanted. And, and I've always been there for him.
And maybe I, he's just like family to me.
So, super excited for him.
He's getting married, a lot first.
Good job, buddy.
So, if we were to raise the hand,
we'd be dressed to Nikki and looking forward
to drinking a lot more there too.
So, let's go.
Let's get a keeper rolling.
Oh, yeah.
What, what was your welcome to the NFL moment?
Welcome to the NFL.
I know what it is.
It was the very first play.
So very first play and the only bad part was it gets replayed on our TV
story of the facility.
So I think we threw a ball to Quest walk and he went like 80 something yards the longest
Throw and receive without a touchdown. I think all year. Yep, so we were backed up
I think I'm like the one yard line and
First play it was after Brandon got hurt. I came in. I was like, I don't really know what the fuck
I'm doing so I just went back there
I tried to do what I thought was right I ended up getting just pressed and thrown into the ground.
My ass cheeks are probably imprinted in the end zone still.
This is your first snap.
First snap.
And Jaylen Hurst just throws a bomb to Coiz, he runs it like 85 yards down the field, and I'm like, shit.
And then I come back in the next Monday, and all I see is the highlight reel of that role.
And luckily it cuts off right before I get put on my ass.
But that was definitely welcome to the NFL.
That would be my favorite memory.
So everybody else knows how to play.
Every time, like, we install every situation at least twice a year.
And backed up is a situation that will always get talked
about in training camp and what we just did through OTAs. And every time we install it,
since then, they show that plague and it's such a good play for people. So you never
want to have a terrible play on one of the best plays because you're going to have to
relive it. Luckily though, every time we install a counter inside zone, they got a lot of good plays
here.
There's a lot of ups and downs there.
There's more ups than downs, so I'm happy for that.
But still, it's me and Jordan sit beside each other in the team meeting, and as soon as
we see that, I'll still picture come up.
He grabbed my hand, he's like, I got you.
It's all right.
I try not to relive that moment too much.
It was funny because what Stout said your biggest jump
from year one to year two, that play is kind of like a testament
to your high hands outside.
I mean, just coming up me, sir, and you're struggling
to bend down a little bit.
Half of me.
Go figure, you need your knees better,
you can put your hands inside.
Yeah, it's amazing.
Stout, what do you, do you have a welcome to the NFL moment as a coach?
Who is your welcome to the NFL moment? You really want to go here? Yeah!
Do I? Now that you just replied with that, yes?
Well, the way that Nova Care set off, there's two fields and we rotate them after they,
we wear them out a little bit. Yeah. They kind of crossed. You remember all that.
So we were, the fields were perpendicular to the broad street.
And something happened, crazy.
I don't even remember what happened,
but Jason got very upset and ripped his helmet off.
Noticing a trend trend Let it go
It's helmet I've got one of these stories to which instance of this. There's I feel like I've had since I've been here
No, no, no, no, no, you've never seen the
Interesting makes you think like he could be in the Olympics for shot put or something like There we go. There was a spin on it too. I've seen that helmet fly 50 yards onto the sideline
You almost hit Ferrari that one day down for a hurry. That was that was an impressive one on it
I was it just
Actually, something
It's just electric
Kids of people going was it warranted or was he being a big baby?
I don't remember I don't remember there's been too many instances there. They're all just running together
Has it ever been like you Jason's taking it away out of control?
Yeah, you know how you know how like sometimes if you're coming back and you know you slice them at oh yeah
The back lock. Oh, yeah, So sometimes someone hits your elbow and you
hyperstend it was. I think it was one of those deals. Oh, he's
a kiss. Somebody fight. You know, guy to hold of them and and
hyperstend it. That's a pain in the ass. That's great. I think
something like that. Well, we're going to watch some ball fly
here in the second round. Everybody landed. Dickerson goes
just down and coming back with it let's get back to the
pyramid contestants I hope you guys will
gather up about to have some fun welcome back to
the new high beer bowl over around two we got
eight lucky contestants I say it's lucky but it was a
little bit of talent all right guess you want to
explain what this game is?
They're going to be playing.
All right, for round two, we are getting to a classic
in the University of Cincinnati.
And certainly one, I think that a lot of people
play beer ball.
Show up hands.
You always play beer ball.
There we go.
So we're going to do this instead of putting the cans
at the corners of the table.
We're going to put them right next to each other
to encourage a lot of striking of the can
and get these games moving.
Basically the premise is, you and your partner,
we're gonna gather the part one,
when your partner's throwing,
if the ping pong ball hits the can,
your partner starts drinking his beer
until the other team retrieves the ball,
puts it back on the table and says,
stop, then you must stop drinking.
Our referees will ensure that stopping happens right
when that happens.
If it is a late stop pitch, there will be penalty drinks
awarded to the opposing team.
You continue to go back and forth until both cans have been
completely finished by one team, and a winner has been
a fine.
There's a lot of action.
So if you are anywhere close to the table, be ready for
paintball balls flying. If you can, direct the balls back towards the table to ensure that we can
have this game move it along. Or if you don't like the fucking team kick it further.
Alrighty. Let's introduce again these next two contestants from Round 1.
We got Catching Kelsey Only Fans.
They are the only fans of Kelsey.
The only fans of Catching Kelsey.
Guys, let's go.
Fucking Dauce TV.
And then the rodeo.
Boosers!
Yes!
The old man, the man, bold enough to wear those fucking jerseys. I love you guys. Loser
No opening the cans until contact has been made
High time three second drink on my workup three second. Oh
Three second you took a beer like two Here we go stop it that's got to be it right winner First, he kills the only man. Get a semi-finals, he kills the only man.
I'm pretty bad.
I'm pretty bad, dude.
Man, rodeo, boys.
Boys, juniors.
We'll see you boys next round.
Congratulations.
You got terrible, funky taste of TV, but, man,
you are the electric in this game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a good one. That's it. That's it.
That's it.
Oh my God. Hey, now, I'm not now.
I'm bringing you to my favorite contestants from Round One.
Let's welcome fire and ice back to the table.
Yeah.
Tragic Michael Michaels and Jimmy McLeod back on stage with the fantastic recharges.
I don't know.
I'm just so elegant.
Have you guys actually ice skating before?
Yes.
Yes. I'm really so elegant. Are you guys actually ice skating before? Yes. Yes.
I'm really bad at ice skating.
Alright, let's bring to the table parents night out for round one.
Drawing and Alex Gibbons.
Who knows where the part of the kids are.
Now our problem right now.
That's right.
Everyone knows the rules.
Jimmy McHorris, let's go first. Let's see if Chaz is ready to open his beer the moment he touches his tour.
That's open good. That's a good start.
All right. Chalam is he ready to go? Good start.
They got it open. They got it open. That's a start. His form is impeccable.
No hit. Oh, he is nice cold right now.
He is nice.
No hit.
Oh my gosh.
Stop. Wow. Wow.
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Jaze I know
One more now He's fired up Let's see if Jimmy can connect He connects the great hand
Oh that's a blast What a shot
What a shot
Can you prepare for tonight's fight?
I'll tell you what Jimmy was
He started out ice cold
Ironically but he was fucking a lecture
You were a think fire and ice
We'll see you guys next round
Fire and ice ladies and gentlemen
Alright man, it's not out
What do we think in here?
What happened?
What were wrong?
I think we did actually really
No that was honestly
That was a good thing
It was some of the best defense I've seen in a beer ball game
Back in the crowd
We appreciate the foundation we had
Chiron with autism
So love it Yeah Yeah We appreciate the film, we appreciate we had a child with autism, some love there.
Yeah.
We are here for the real reason, we appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
That's awesome.
Thank you guys.
One more time for Paris Night Out everybody.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Oh, and we're back to the action just like that.
Bringing back from the first round to Gears Barsini.
Yeah!
Chop has been all business from the moment he stepped through the corner away of my son.
Changes his vegetable poly throwback, Kelly Green.
And their challengers for this round, the second round in the competition,
facing the off against them with beer ball.
He's going to be team big.
Dick.
Yeah!
Almost iconic shaft and build off the history.
Let's get it on.
Choms gonna start off.
Oh, he connects.
I know.
All right, let's see if this large,
fallik individual can melt.
No, it's a miss.
That's where you want to hit on that top and individual can melt. No, it's a mess.
That's where you want to hit on that top and you can't.
No hit.
That's an air bomb.
True.
Has he hit the cup yet?
Wow.
Chooch means idiot in Italian.
Chooch.
Right, right?
What is Gibraltar in Italian?
That's a hit.
That's it.
Oh my god.
Gosh.
Idiot.
Just played the play on that chair.
I'll tell you what, sometimes I think you get in the way.
Who would have thought?
Who would have thought?
That's his third air ball.
Can we hit the shoes game?
Shoes game.
Nice call.
Come on, Tuch.
Come on, Ben.
Ah.
It's all you two, baby.
No, we're going where to go from here?
Stop!
Chop is officially cracked.
What the fuck kind of technique was that?
He just...
He just put his thumb in that bag.
Stop!
Chop's taking it in the slide.
He's got a wide open airway.
He's going down this quick.
Look at him go!
Oh, he's almost done.
I'm done.
Just like Harlow.
He's got a big head.
He's got a big head.
He's got a big head. He's got a big head. He's got a big head. He's got a big head. He's got a wide open airway. He's gonna down this quick.
Look at him go. Oh, he's almost done. I'm done.
Just like the hearts of the Super Bowl.
So, that was how much hearts in there.
So consistent.
Oh, huge hits.
Is that done? Is that done for them?
He's gone.
He had a winner.
Junior varsity is left to actually there.
Junior varsity is left to actually there.
Junior varsity is left to actually there.
Junior varsity is left to actually there.
Junior varsity is left to actually there.
Junior varsity is left to actually there.
Junior varsity is left to actually there.
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appreciate that. I don't think you're allowed in that. Let's keep this fucking show rolling.
Ladies and gentlemen from the first round gym class heroes. Everyone's favorite
physical education teachers. Lifeguards and US Army veteran Joe is bringing the heat. Let's bring back the
Hebrew from the first round. The chosen ones!
Your favorite beer, Chinese juice! Okay here we go. Here we go.
Here's it! Let's go deep, good deep, good deep. Oh
All right in the gym class heroes and the wind up the no-looky and decky Mattzoys That's who he is. He's a fucking airball. He's a football. Yeah, I know how that feels.
I did that on National Television.
I know how that feels.
We got one down the one to one.
This is electric!
Oh, he gave you back!
Gosh!
That's tough!
Oh, he's not tired.
It's his guts! Oh! Oh
This is That's the blue. I can't believe it. I'm so excited. I'm going to be in the baby.
I'm going to be in the baby.
I'm going to be in the baby.
I'm going to be in the baby.
I'm going to be in the baby.
I'm going to be in the baby.
I'm going to be in the baby.
I'm going to be in the baby.
I'm going to be in the baby.
I'm going to be in the baby. I'm going to be in the baby. It's our penalty drink penalty drink Beer fell down so that's a penalty dream for the heepers right?
But the ball is he said stop
This is
He's still on beer
They're gone over here
We got two fouls. We got two fouls. We got one foul being the her dad Jim class heroes
How much is your film over that is a foul? We also got a drinking too fast or drinking for too long
are drinking for too long, penalty. We might need to go into a sudden death here.
All right, here's what we're doing.
Here's what we're doing.
Show them that.
We got it all in there.
Who wants?
So Hebrews is done with their beers.
If you can finish whatever's left in that, in one second,
you get one second, and then it's out.
We're gonna go to sudden death.
If you can't finish it in one second,
we're, you guys are out.
Yeah!
Go, one done.
That's it. Done. Oh! This is unbelievable. You guys are out All right, well get back to the fun. We're all sliding this game. Here we go. The heat bruise. The heat bruise.
Take it to the next round.
Heat bruise.
Jim Class Heroes.
Man, I'm telling you what, you guys were fan favorites.
I'm here, Rayman.
All right, heat bruise, congratulations.
I'll give you the semis.
Congrats, heat bruise.
Jim Class Heroes.
Yeah, what you think?
What happened to beer ball?
You're so close.
When you got a party in the heat time, you know, we're the late great, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys?
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What's up, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys? What's up, guys? All is passed. Not the Michael. Bring them all is passed. Jimmy McElroy, back in the action,
and they're gonna be going off
against catching Kelsey only fans.
He has deepest pain going, baby.
There's everyone aware of the rules of this game.
You have 90 seconds to try
in bounce quarters into your cup.
You have to drink a full of beer in the 90 seconds
for your quarters to count.
90?
90?
90 drinks of beer.
How would you ever end up in a way
to start playing quarters?
I don't get away fucking tactics.
That's not the strategy, but teach her up.
At the end of the 90 seconds, we'll count up,
whichever team has more quarters,
and it's finished their beer.
We'll advance.
Again, your score does not count unless you chug the beer. The beer must be
as you forget to chug the beer. Alright. Alright. Go and there are. Oh my god.
Oh my god. They go with Jason's catch. He'll see how close the beer to the quarters.
There's a hard table. Oh my goodness, this is what it is.
We might not get a single quarter.
We might not get a single quarter in a cup.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
If you bought it for all, what's in?
I see one.
We have one quarter in one cup.
That's all I've seen.
We have one minute left.
One minute.
You've seen better ones here for catching
counts on the fence.
I've seen good bounces over there.
It is difficult.
We are now at 30 seconds.
30 seconds in counting every second.
30 seconds left.
One quarter in a fucking cup.
It can be, let's go.
It can be anybody's game.
I have no idea.
The fire analysis made one two three four.
No.
20 seconds.
20 seconds in here.
15.
Oh no.
Let's see.
Let's see. We are in 10
Just hey, he's a rabbit
Josh six, we're gonna revive 4, oh my
3, 2, 1, come on
All right start the camera chasm Michael Michael
And it's like a Michael got a rhythm there, it's 14 seconds
We got what we got, you can't see us
We got it, we got it, we got it We got to let Jimmy slide Jimmy got on a rhythm there, it's 14 seconds. We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it. We got it, we got it, we got it.
Go let Jimmy Slides, Jimmy go on a rhythm, too.
I can't see Jimmy, I can only see Chad.
I can see you, Jason.
Catching kills your little fans was getting a rhythm too.
Team Fire Nice is the people.
Don't tell me it's time.
We are far from the top.
Fire Nice, Ferret Pee, Clubs.
We're going to spend the kills on the fans. I'm going to get a bigger fan of the grand. I'm going to get a bigger fan of the grand.
I'm going to get a bigger fan of the grand.
I'm going to get a bigger fan of the grand.
I'm going to get a bigger fan of the grand.
I'm going to get a bigger fan of the grand.
I'm going to get a bigger fan of the grand.
All right, the next two.
We have Team He, Bruce.
And they're going to be going up He proves! He proves! He proves! He proves! He proves! He proves!
And they're gonna be going up
against a Bible sensation.
Team Chap and Chu-Ch!
Two years varsity, two years varsity.
I'll tell you what,
Chap and Chu-Ch have been very formidable.
Let's show them the hebers.
When you get to this stage,
everyone is in.
Let's go! Go! Here when you get to this stage everyone is
Don't here we go here. We go who's gonna
Be sure to be supposed to be
Man there are a lot of team heaver who has one a lot of clans going
One minute Horses outside of at a catch bar like this really no because we got one fucking mate
And now we're down to 30 seconds.
30 seconds, boys.
Oh, Trump is in all the way.
Trump is getting out of roll.
He is so focused right now.
I can't even explain this.
You would think the neighbors are good but blind.
They can't be bad.
Somebody's talking to me on phase 10.
It is hard to find.
8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, time. 10 it is all nine eight seven six five four three two one time
It's gonna close. I'm not sure oh boy. Let's see what the count says either way
Both of these teams should be proud
Is it it's not gonna be good?
It's not going to be good. It's not going to be good. It wants to get it. I want to say your best effort.
It's anybody's guess.
It's anybody's game.
Gosh, this is spence.
I don't know if it's because I have to pee right now, or what is causing it?
And by one quarter advantage to my left.
What?
It's just quarters.
Two years, Barcy. And that's the finals. The finals is going first. Two years, Barcy.
And that's the finals. The finals is going to be two years,
but it's going to be four years.
For 50,000 dollars.
This is the best.
This isn't safe.
I can't believe we were all going to do this.
Hey, Bruce.
My favorite name on the entire tournament
is officially eliminated guys.
I know, it's hard to start the money, but it was...
That's not how I think that is.
So, yeah, the try.
Don't shame the one-shot.
No, sorry, it's needed.
New and fouled effort.
So as long as I'm two years of life, I'm two years of junior varsity.
I think that was a different set.
You guys put up a great effort.
We made it all the way here.
Great energy. Thank you so much for competing with me.
And yeah, man, we'll see you guys after the show.
Great job, fellas.
Thanks for having us.
Thanks for smiling just a bit.
Go, Bernie, baby. Go, Bernie.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got the final fucking round
Dear bow two years varsity of fire and eyes. Why don't you make your way up?
This one's for all this is for all let's talk about what these guys are gonna do with this fucking money
Yeah, I'm very curious.
Fire and ice, you said that Mike is going to October Fesson Munich this year if he wins.
And Mark, a trip to Europe with the girlfriend to pay off student debt as well.
And together, they're going to go to Arrowhead to watch the Eagles play the Chiefs this year.
That's going to be an epic, epic bout.
Hopefully his epic, this fucking matchup we got right here.
Be careful.
I don't know how sturdy those are.
They are very cheap on Amazon.
In case anyone was wondering, you can't get these on Amazon.
Two years varsity electing to have a huge on the helmet.
Chomp on the beer, fire knife selecting to go Jimmy McHorley in the helmet.
Chomp said that he will help his god put a down payment on an house with his girlfriend and steps on a chute by a sweet gilly suit for a huntings.
Alright then. Alright. We got this beautiful golden fucking new hide cut.
Last and most funny, you guys remember Chomp to be more full.
Three bucks!
Three bucks, we got three to have this.
The rules are, we're gonna start with the Stein.
Once we have said go, we're gonna have to take the beer
off of the table and start chucking.
Once the first person has done chucking,
the person in the helmet will get a signal
from the official to start chucking out of the straw.
The first team to finish all of the beer
in both of the helmet and the Stein will be the winner.
I just saw Jason Kelsey chug this Stein
in literally three seconds earlier than they.
He beats a big bit of the skewers and stuff.
But yeah, I would advise maybe not going as fast.
All right, well, we're going Stein
and then we're going helmet.
For 50 grand, turn down.
Hit him, bring us home, baby.
On the whistle.
Are you ready?
Set.
Go!
No spell it, spell it.
The horse spell it.
She's so aggressive.
She's so aggressive.
No, it's so aggressive.
It is so aggressive.
He's paralyzed.
He's paralyzed.
He's paralyzed. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I
Beared for a straw is not easy ladies and gentlemen
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Oh my gosh My gosh
There's both done actually both looking outside that both
This is what we get from getting them all famous up
Are you guys comfortable with one full beer each, Shunga? Yeah, for the helmets. Come on, helmets.
You guys good?
What is for each one?
All four, so hold four, you guys, Shunga, one beer.
You guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you can have a game with that?
Give me a fucking M-9 if you're okay with that.
All right, we gotta get it.
How much looks like a grand idea?
Yeah, we should have tested
Clapsic style
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Inside guys on my whistle. Good luck to both teams.
It's a lot of points, a lot of points, a lot of excited here.
Oh my gosh, I'm going to get back to the UK again!
Yeah!
Oh my gosh!
Ladies and gentlemen, fire!
These guys are electric!
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Guys, how's it feel? What are you? What is it like to choke that much of chance? You choke an entire style
I'm trying to know if you did You did
Jimmy what do you feel right now?
I'm pumped up man, we pretty much showin' that. Yeah, I'm just sayin' that. I think it's why you're pumped up now. This is a great, great time.
And I gotta go and tell you what you guys know.
If you can treat it, you can do it baby.
Why you earned it?
These guys led the game.
What is the way to bring us home, dude?
That was happening.
That wraps it up.
That's here with the show.
I'm gonna show you guys a little bit of the show. Why do I have to wear this guy's lens there? What is the way to bring this home here?
That was happening, I didn't wrap it up, that's the show.
That is...
That's the real fox.
I'm the worst ever, we're very vulnerable to the game.
We hold this game.
Thank you to the old people who were hosting this event.
I'm gonna give you those awesome comments.
I'm gonna give you a big applause for the people who are watching are, and thank you to the 90th and 70th and everybody
I'm doing too for this event!
Thank you, my guys, Chico, for our production crew for making this special event this has to start with this.
Holding it together, we love all you guys until next time. Peace!