New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelce - Travis Goes Racing, Brady Roast Reactions and Anniversary Swords | Ep 89
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You can expect to hear us talking about all the latest news around the NFL including the start of rookie minicams
Yeah, we're also gonna get into Travis's week out of the house at the Kentucky Derby
Miami, but first as always you know how it goes gotta go to that little bit of
Kelsey jam, that's right Gotta give it to that little bit of new news. New news.
Kelsey Jam, that's right.
The second Kelsey Jam is officially happening in Kansas City and we gotta talk about it.
Kelsey Jam 2.0 baby.
Kansas City's biggest music festival, Kelsey Jam presented by Jim Beans is going down May 18th.
Jim Beans in this thing now, all right now Jimmy.
It's going to be insane and I'm fucking pumped about it.
And it's not just a music festival, ladies and gentlemen,
we got food all over the place in this thing.
Kansas City's favorite barbecues will be there.
There's a whole bunch of stuff and fun, like engaging things
that'll be around the festival.
But for the most part, the main attractions,
Little Wayne Diplo, Two Chains, DJ festival. But for the most part, the main attractions, Little Wayne, Diplo,
two chains, DJ, I read DJ, we're we're going to have some fun on stage,
but make sure you get there early and and you have and you have some time to eat
because the food is going to be delicious.
That's awesome. Yeah, man.
The fucking music is going to be electric.
Last year was so much fun. And this year I can't
wait to see everybody in Kansas City show out and have a good time, man. It's gonna
be a good time. It's not the Ample Theater, the Azure Ample Theater. I always fucking
screw that name up. But if you're from Kansas City or you're around the KC area, it's not
hard to find. Are you planning on doing anything fun and creative? Last year you infamously
spiked the Lombardi trophy.
Not going to do that again this year. No, that was a one-time thing.
You're going to hide your Super Bowl ring in anything?
I'm not doing anything with my Super Bowl rings, no.
It's probably smart.
We both learned our lesson.
They just make another one.
They just keep those things stuck in the closet or something. Don't bring that shit out.
Listen, if you're not going to have fun with it, what's the point of having it?
No, I hear you. I hear you. I'm a huge fan of all three of the big acts here. And I'm just excited
to bring these guys into Kansas City.
Yeah. Lil Wayne, Diplo and 2 Chainz. It's going to be awesome. Who's the headliner of those three?
Lil Wayne, Diplo, but I'm not going to lie, 2 Chainz, he probably has the most recent music
that's came out that I'm like pumped to, 2 Chainz, he probably has the most recent music that's came out that
I'm pumped to hear live.
Diplo always slaps, man.
He's one of the best to ever do it.
He can dabble in every single genre of music.
It's been so cool to see his career unfold.
And then obviously, Lil Wayne, I mean, we grew up on fucking Lil Wayne through middle
school, high school, the mi tape era, college years. So pumped to see just say what's
up to him in person and see how Kansas City reacts to them being
on stage.
So this is true honest question. So Diplo is a DJ, right?
Yes, but he's also a music producer. He produces all types
of music. He's Eagles fan too, I believe. Oh, cool. Talking to
him. I think he might have done the Eagles after party.
I think you're right. I feel like you're right. We didn't go over to that section. We were
in the one section. We were just at the one bar that was on the side.
Either way, everybody come on out to Kelsey Jam. I don't know where you can get your tickets,
but I'm sure if you just Google Kelsey Jam tickets, you'll find it. Get your tickets
at kellyjam.com. I didn't even know we had a website. Nice. Oh, and
I'm pumped about the merch this year. I'd love a good, some good like tour merch.
I thought you were about to say some good girth. I really thought that's what you were...
I mean, who doesn't love a good girth? Yeah, just go to KelseyJam.com, get you some girth
and some merch and I'll see you guys at the amphitheater.
Wait, wait, talk about it. Seriously seriously. Why are you excited about the merch? I love like tour merch and it's going to be cool.
The last year it was awesome.
We sold out everything really quick.
So this year we're going to make sure that we stock up
so everybody can, you know, walk away with some souvenirs and some fun,
cool ass shit, man.
Hell, yeah. What's your favorite bit of merch to cop at a at a festival,
at a concert?
Dude, it's just a sweet t-shirt, man.
Right?
Yeah, just get us just a dope t-shirt.
I'm feeling really froggy or if I'm dressed like not efficiently, I'll go hoodie.
But I feel like the t-shirt is where it's at.
Just a good tee.
You can wear it at any point in the year.
You can go around the house.
Maybe a hat.
But the t-shirt is, I do agree.
T-shirts are what it's at.
Hats are bangers too.
I like a good bucket hat, but.
KelseyJim.com, check it out.
Next bit of new news,
we got the Lumbaby Games final mention.
We mentioned last week we were dropping all of our videos
on our social medias and YouTube and all that stuff
from the Cincinnati Live Show and the Lumbaby Games.
So if you haven't watched those yet, go ahead and check them out.
I don't know.
I think they're pretty funny.
Not bad.
Dude, absolutely hilarious.
A lot of time and effort went into it.
Did you know they were interviewing?
I did not.
The cadet is like, what the fuck?
Are we planning on doing like a full length thing?
That could have been an entire like reality show.
I'm ready to put my dignity on the line to take the dub.
It would absolutely destroy me if we lost to Team Nerd.
I don't really see them as competition.
We're bound up baby, get ready, get ready baby.
I don't think it'll be that hard.
I gotta be honest, I'm sorry.
I'm not gonna lie, just watching the clips all week,
it gets me excited to do that shit again.
Dude, it was so fun.
It was so fun. It was so fun.
And really, the contestants made it fun.
They killed it.
They said there was a full send.
They had such good energy.
They were into it.
Bearcats, they're bearcats.
What do you expect?
You're right.
It's what we did not disappoint.
Way to go. We fucking do.
All right. Well, let's jump into who's talking about us this week
because some people that
that we got a lot of love for were we're all over the podcast world, giving us some shout
outs brand new segment that we're bringing to you.
Who's talking about us this week?
It's a fun little off seasons subject to jump into.
It's a working title.
So let us know what we should call it if we shouldn't call it this shit.
And the segment is basically fan mentions of the week, except these
mentions aren't from fans necessarily.
They're from like people that we actually know and like friends.
First up, we got a little shout out from Rob McElhenney and, uh, Mr.
Ryan Reynolds, who are on the, uh, the Dan Patrick show.
Shout out to Ohio legend, Dan Patrick.
Just a few days ago, Rob McElhenney was asked about Wrexham and said,
I know for sure that the Kelsey brothers are coming out to a game.
And God damn, we said we wanted to go.
He did. He threw us on the spot.
And I'm not going to lie. I really do want to go to a game, man.
Any like have you been following Wrexham at all?
Dude, I'm a big Wales guy. I follow all of it.
Oh, this is yeah. You retweeted it.
You retweeted it saying that you're a big Wales guy. I'll have to tell Lewis that we've been
meeting to get out there for a game. I've been I mean, listen, you gotta talk me to
get overseas, jump the pond and go watch some football. I'm in sounds like a blast. I'm
so in and both these dudes are just the fucking best aren't they? Yeah, they are. Mackle
Henley and Ryan, dude, they they just don't make them any better, man.
And happy as hell for them because they've taken Wrexham and got them promoted and...
Taken them to new heights.
Taken them to new heights, aren't they?
The guys on the field are the ones doing the work, so you want to make sure you shout them
out and pump them up.
Of course.
But they are huge on making making everyone well aware of what's going on over there in Wrexham and
It's fun to follow them on the other side of the world man. So we'll definitely try and make a game baby
We got to get out there. The beautiful thing that show is they're taking a
historied club in an area that isn't the the biggest
economic booming
Spot and they're showing that investing in those communities, investing in
these areas that deserve it, they're growing something much bigger than people probably
thought possible. Hell yeah. You can see the invigorating energy that it's given the community.
I'm all about that. All in that. All in on that. You gotta go check that out for sure. Maybe hit
a few pubs. We also got to check out JJ watt though.
We can't play favorites.
JJ watts got a football club over there.
You already know.
And you know, first, before we get to JJ, Rexam, congrats on the promotion.
They're going up levels.
They're like you said, they're taking it to new heights.
But JJ was part owner of Burnley who is actually in the premier league.
So they're at the top.
They are up there.
And who doesn't want to see the best football in the Premier League. So they're at the top. They are up there and
who doesn't want to see the best football in the world? Yeah. So JJ, we got to come check you out too and appreciate the jersey and hat and make sure we wear it if we ever get to a game, brother.
And our next shout out is from our good old friend Pat Mahomes. That's right. Hey,
how are you now? A Texas gunslinger. Patty Mahomes was recently on Logan Paul's podcast Impulsive.
How about another Ohio guy, man?
Shout out to all these Ohio guys.
He's liquid, though.
We're fucking all, we're Ohio guys.
We're kind of, we're all getting this podcast.
It is.
There's a lot of Ohio guys.
Just because there's not really much else to do than talk about things in Ohio.
Patty Mahomes was recently on Logan Paul's podcast Imp impulsive was asked if he can keep up when
partying with us.
Pat responded, no, I cannot keep up with the Kelsey brothers.
I used to, I think.
And then I had kids, which I'm calling bullshit.
Packy.
He knows he can't.
He's playing right now.
Everybody knows, especially if it's course light, nobody's keeping up with Pat.
Listen, I see.
I've seen that man literally drink bars out of our out of course,
literally like we got to run to the store and get some more.
We didn't we didn't think that we were going to run out of these things.
But Pat Mahomes has done it twice now.
So when you got a Jerry Curl Mohawk like mullet going,
you can drink some beers.
All right. I ain't trying to hear none of this, Pat.
Your body don't look like that for nothing, Pat.
Yeah, come on.
That dad bod, it don't look like that for nothing.
Then he was asked specifically about parting with Jason and Pat said,
Jason has kids too, so he has to pick and choose, which is very true.
That's the truth.
But when he chooses, he can go, which is also true.
I think it has something to do in their blood.
It's all about genetics around here.
Is this something to do with our blood?
Yeah.
Do we even know what we are?
Are we A or B?
Are we the same?
I don't know.
Is it on our driver's license?
They still put blood type on your driver's license?
I think they did something like that.
Is it on yours?
I don't know, I'm gonna check.
I don't have my wallet on me.
I'm an organ donor,
because I'm not a selfish dick. I'm gonna check. I don't have my wallet on me. I'm an organ donor because I'm not a selfish dick
I'm trying to think would it be dad or would it be?
Big Don uncle Don what do you mean? Who would we have got it from?
Like he's like dad can drink that good. I'm not gonna lie
I will say this. I don't think I've ever seen good. I don't know why. I will say this.
I don't think I've ever seen dad shit faced.
Yeah, never.
Not once.
Never.
But I've seen him drinking.
I've seen him drink.
Have you ever seen dad chug a beer?
Yeah, we've chugged one with him before.
We've never chugged a beer with dad.
I guarantee you I've chugged a beer with dad.
I've never seen dad chug a beer.
The Foster's?
You've seen dad chug a Foster's?
Those things were. It was a big beer. It was's? You seen dad chug a Foster's? Dude, those things were fucked, man.
It was a big beer.
It was a fucking fat beer.
Yeah, it had some girth to it.
Talk about girth.
Foster's had some girth.
Australia for beer.
Australia for beer.
I don't even sell that shit in Australia.
Yeah, dude, I'm, um, who knows where we got it from?
I think we got it from Cincinnati.
Cincinnati?
Yeah.
So if A and B, there's A, there a B or B. Oh, our blood types like
blood type is a BV. It's way over my head. It's like the
percentage of alcohol. ABV. I would know. I don't know. Pat, I
don't know where the fuck we get it. I just know that you better
stop playing modest and act like you can't drink because you can keep up.
You can keep up.
Shout out to Logan, Paul and everybody on the on the podcast.
That thing is a well-oiled machine and the Paul brothers have been killing it.
But I know Logan has been killing in the in the wrestling world.
That made some more headlines during his appearance on impulsive
when he was talking about the corn dog play that you guys ran
in the last two Super Bowl victories.
Pat's quote was, we're going to run a fake version of that and we're going to do a little
shovel pass, which you know that's going to and it's going to be wide open again.
So next year in New Orleans, we're going to do it again.
Put it on the table.
We're going to do it again.
He's going to do it again.
Tell me right now.
We got to make better make it the fucking New Orleans.
Yeah, one game at a time baby.
Corn dogs. One of those plays where even if you know it's coming, if you're in the coverage that
it's meant for, it's a tough fucking play no matter if you like have a clue or have a tick
or think it's coming. Because if you get caught in man to man coverage with that thing, the guy
playing man to man coverage, you just get caught in the wash. It just people just running routes and all types of shit.
So but these are the head games I can get on board with to like, yeah,
if you're playing in coast, Reid always has this.
Listen, he's got the he's got the fucking the double move.
He's got the the next level of the play.
You know what I mean? Like just when you think you got him.
No, you don't. He wants you to defend corn dog because because you defend corndog, the next one's gonna score.
Exactly.
Like if we're playing rock-paper-scissors and I tell you, hey, I'm throwing scissors.
What do you think I'm throwing?
Not scissors.
Anything but scissors.
And bam! They come down anyways!
Aaaaaah!
Double fucked you! You thought I was fucking around dead serious. I'm throwing scissors!
He is psycho.
And now, now you're just frustrated mentally.
Yeah.
Because he knew it was coming.
God damn, this guy didn't do anything.
He just told me what he was going to do.
And then I say, hey, I'm throwing scissors again.
Rock!
God damn it, he got me again.
I better not throw paper.
True competition, baby.
True competition.
It's not always athletic. Sometimes it's just right up here. True competition, baby. True competition doesn't always.
It's not always athletic.
Sometimes it's just right up here.
Jason knows that he's a professional mind.
Let's just make sure we get to New Orleans boys and then
don't worry about what plays we're going to run.
Probably good plan. Good plan. Good plan. Good plan.
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Uh, yes, we, we did.
Did she, we, we, we got the sword.
Kylie loves it.
Does she?
I mean, I'm pretty sure.
I think she does.
Nice.
All right. Yeah. Great job, dude. Thanks, Em
What oh my god, that's a nice-ass sword
sharp. Dude, you're trying to tell. It's a symbol. It's a symbol. All you gotta do is just get, just sharpen that thing up, man. I'm sure it has to come dull, you know? Get a little angle grinder
and just get this thing nice and sharp. There you go. Thin out the medges, man. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. It's not cutting in here. Yeah, it's not doing a thing. Nice. Pretty pointy though.
Take out that chair real quick. Let's see. Let's see if you can take out that chair.
You can thrust.
Oh, I felt that right there when you did that.
I don't want to break it. It's a little loose.
Take it out. Take it out.
Oh my gosh. It moves too much.
Oh, it's got a little jank. A little jank in there.
It's not made to keel.
Yeah, you're right. It's for show. It has an engraving on it?
Yeah. Nice.
What does it say? It says, Happy Anniversary Princess Kiana. Nice. There we go, Jason. Well
done. Well done. Now we know everyone. Jason, if we have a whole Robert Dyrd situation going, we know what happened to Jason.
Huh?
Jason got killed in the basement.
Listen.
Kylie did it in the basement with the iron sword.
It's like the movie Clue.
Yeah.
Listen, I'm just going to be honest with you.
If Kylie killed me with a sword, I had it coming to me.
No need to punish her.
No.
Praise her. Praise her. So no, no.
Brazier, brazier.
Yeah. Brazier. Well done.
Yeah, I think we can all safely assume
if Jason was killed by Kylie, he had it coming.
No investigation needed.
Nope. Nope.
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We have our next dumb question from, no dumb question, from at Mandy Asbury.
Asbury.
Stop.
Stop.
Mandy Asbury.
I think it's just Asbury.
I screwed it up.
Asbury.
I enjoyed it the way you said it the first time.
Yeah.
Is Asbury just a dingleberry?
Dude, people with hairy asses know what dingleberries are. What's up, Kai?
We're talking about dingleberries. Are you talking about your asshole hand on the podcast right now?
We're talking about dingleberries specifically. Kai, we got to get Jason some wet wipes. We need
to go somewhere else with this. Anyway, so from at Mandy Asbury at New Heights show for T. Kelsey and at Jason Kelsey both,
would you subject yourself to a roast? Tom Brady style, of
course, Tom Brady's roast, dude, viral. My goodness. And if so,
who would you want to roast you besides each other? Of course,
man, that is. Yeah, that was unbelievable. First off,
everybody involved. Hats off, everybody involved, hats off.
I had been in tears the whole last day
just watching the clips and everything.
I wasn't able to actually watch it, but watch it live.
But I tell you this, man, I commend everybody
because nobody seemed to get like their feelings hurt.
It was kind of, it just looked like everybody
was having fun with it.
Yeah.
But at the same time, man, that shit had me rolling
because of how at everybody's neck people were going.
I mean, it was pure entertainment
and I'm really happy they did it,
but I do not, I just do not get the roasts.
I don't understand why people do them.
It's crazy. because it's coming.
Maybe I take myself too seriously.
And listen, I'm I'm I'm in on all of it.
Nikki Glaser killed it.
Yeah. Schultz, he killed it.
Listen, it was star studded.
Jeff Ross rocks it every time.
The best part about it was how many just iconic
NFL and like celebrities
just of immense stature that were there. Not to mention just
the entire Patriots dynasty showed up for Tom. Yeah, that
was so fucking cool, man. All of them together. I mean, that
was the coolest part about it. That being said, I really don't
fucking get it. I don't get why people do Rose. I don't get why
they're saying ha ha ha ha. Yeah, my family's ruined.
It's so funny.
Everyone's laughing.
It's great.
Yeah, we're having fun, right?
I will say this man.
All the football guys that got up there and cut it loose.
Edelman Gronk Tom talking to Gidele about the the Flakegate and how
there was just yeah, he probably did.
He probably knew about it and talked about how the NFL spent
like millions of think like 20 million, 30 million.
He was like, you just gave that money to me.
I would have told you.
I knew it was so good, dude.
Tom was a good fucking sport about it.
Knowing that he was taken some fucking aggressive strays, man.
Yeah.
I guess who would you, let's say in this hypothetical world that we agreed to do
something, um, as ridiculous as a roast guess who would you, let's say in this hypothetical world that we agreed to do something as ridiculous as a roast,
who would you want to roast you?
Dude, well Santino's one of my favorite comedians
of all time, and I think he would fucking deliver.
Dave Chappelle is the all-time great.
Kevin Hart, I would love Kevin to go up there
and just fucking rip me in half.
I already know it would be coming.
When he went up there, I was like, okay, this is where it gets hot, boys.
I'm like, Kevin is about to fucking go crazy.
Yeah, basically all my favorite comedians.
I met Jeff Ross out in LA at one of the comedy stores out there.
Yeah.
And he actually hosts, uh, roast battles
between comics. And I was able to kind of be a part of and, uh, judge one of them and had a
fucking blast with him. So it'd be an honor to get roasted by Jeff, but yeah, maybe that day will come.
Yes. If I was, if I was picking who to roast me, I would pick people that like, I would have no
problem getting into a fistfight with like family members. Like I'd be, you know, dad roast me, but I'm gonna beat the fuck out of dad when the camera
turns off. Like you just see me and Jason, I'm running from Jason, like Tom and Jerry after.
Just like, fuck, it was a joke. We're just having fun. Nice. You got to have big head up there.
Take a few strays. Am I saying that right? Strays? I don't know why that's
my vocab for it.
No, it's good. It's all good.
Get some strays.
Which teammates would be good at roasting? Lane Johnson would be great at it.
Pat will probably have some good ones. He'd probably figure some good ones out.
Trying to think of who else would be good. I bet Slay would be pretty good at roasting.
I don't know why, but I feel like he's got that moxie to him.
Yeah, I don't know who else. I feel like he's got that moxie to him.
Yeah. I don't know who else.
I feel like Andy would be gross. And I don't think Andy would take it there though. You know what I mean? Yeah.
He would say something that would be hilarious, but it wouldn't be like that
offensive. Yeah. I wouldn't pierce your soul.
Like 90% of the jokes last night.
I just, yeah, dude, don't get back into it. Just let it go. Like, why are we inviting? I just, yeah, whatever. Dude, don't get back into it. Just let it go.
Like, why are we inviting?
I just...
Oh, man.
I get when it's like your friends and like close people, but like, when it's just like
random celebrities up there and there.
Yeah.
Nikki Glaser's fucking hilarious.
If I did a roast, you would have to get Nikki up there.
Tom also lost 30 million in crypto.
Tom, how did you fall for that?
Even Gronk was like me know that not real money.
Jesus.
Yeah, it's good.
It's a great joke.
God damn 30 mils crazy.
I mean, probably get it all back.
Cryptos back up.
Probably why I did the road cryptos back up instantly.
Netflix gave him his 30 mil back.
All right, take it back, I'll do a roast.
Would you guys pay Tom?
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
The one person I wouldn't allow on the stage is Kylie.
She has way too much, I can't.
She knows too much?
I can't, yeah.
Princess Kiana.
Can't allow that.
Can't allow that.
Princess Kiana's gonna go up there and fucking torch you.
I mean, every day I'm getting roasted by Kylie.
And I don't need her to go up on stage and do that.
And that's what I'm saying.
It's almost like an honor to get,
I don't wanna say like.
Shit on?
Yeah, just shit on.
But if you're open to it, just go online.
You can get fucking roasted.
A lot of these jokes have already been said.
I'm already getting roasted, I guess.
Just look in the comments.
That'll help you.
I don't get it.
I don't know.
Some things I just don't get.
I do, and it's fun.
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Trav, you got out of the house once again this weekend.
I mean, are you ever in the house at this point?
I feel like I've been out of the house for forever.
Yeah. Yeah. When do you? Would you be we should start a, are you ever in the house at this point? I feel like I've been out of the house for forever. Yeah. Yeah. I was about to say, when do you, it should be, we should start a section. Travis was in the
house. I was, I was, I was in the house all last week. Oh, nice. I was going to work in.
Oh yeah. Back at OTAs. Yeah. OTAs. Yeah. Running around. Not only signed that contract
right before we did the show last week, but. Hey, talk about getting out of the house.
That should have been the get out of the house segment.
Got out of the house and signed on for two, one tight end money in the NFL.
All right.
Here we go.
Let's get out of the house this weekend when he went to the Kentucky Derby.
How about this?
The Derby?
I'm a Derby guy now, man.
Did you never go to college with us?
You never know with us.
No, I think you went earlier on.
I don't think you did it by the time I got there. No, I think you went earlier on. I don't think you did it. By the time I got there. No, I
definitely I went all three. I went three years in a row,
brother. Well, then I might have one of those years. Yeah. Who
knows what I was doing back then. It was much different than
this. I did not look this dapper. When we were in
Cincinnati was mostly O'Limon. I think that's why you probably
didn't go. It's like all the O'Limon would get together. We
the O'Liman. I think that's why he probably didn't go. It was like all the O'Liman would get together. We'd stay at a motel somewhere in the Louisville area where five of us would
sleep in one room. We'd get up, drink early times whiskey, and then we'd buy a $40 Enfield
chicken.
Drinking whiskey in bourbon country?
Dude. Well, I think it might be bourbon. I don't know which one it is, but yeah. Early
times, at least I think that's the official bourbon,
at least it was at the time, of the Kentucky Derby.
Yeah, then we go to the infield for $40.
I never saw a horse once.
All right, so the Kentucky Derby.
Everyone saw you roll up to the Kentucky Derby
in one of the most gangstered out outfits I've ever seen.
I even know they still made stuff like this.
Nice little double breasted pinstripe right now.
Fedor and all.
Yeah, looking good.
Thank you, man.
Where'd you get this at?
And what made you choose?
Custom suit.
Custom suit for my guy, Patrick.
Christopher.
In order to make suits, you got to have a name like Christopher or something like that.
You can't just have, never mind, Tom Ford.
I know Miss Patrick and he's a great dude.
Ex-hooper turned-
Great suit maker?
Yeah, now he makes great suits. Very dapper.
Got a bunch of them. This was one of them, man. Shout out to Pat for hooking it up down.
Can he do like the Peaky Blinders style? I would love to do a Peaky Blinders.
He can do fucking any of it. He can do any of it.
He can work with Tweed? Yeah.
He can work with Tweed. You're saying that right now.
Kristoffer can work with Tweed. Yes.
Yes. All right, we'll find out.
Be honest, were you the most styling and profiling motherfucker in the derby? I was just up there having a fucking blast.
And shout out to the Zolden family from Youngside, Ohio, man.
My guys, Bruce, Alex Zolden, the entire family, they've been ingrained in the derby for I
believe over 30 years now.
And for it to be the 150th derby
there's a whole new setup around the track for fan engagement and like kind of like just a
Really dope experience and the Zoldans
Rightfully so are treated like royalty around there. They had a horse that wanted I believe back in either 2011 or 2012
Magic Kingdom Magic Kingdom came out there and won that thing.
It's funny, we were just at the Magic Kingdom with the Zoldans.
How about that?
Now, there we go.
But they made it really easy and really fun for us to come out there and enjoy the Derby.
And it was a once in a lifetime experience that I am definitely going to try and experience
again, man.
Because it was fun just being a part of the entire environment.
No, it looks great.
I appreciate the invite.
You don't get out of the house.
Yeah, we saw the horses up close and personal,
saw the jockeys.
Not gonna lie, I thought the horses were way bigger
just seeing it on TV.
These are thoroughbreds, brother.
They're made for speed.
Yeah.
I think the jockeys are so small.
You can't even get on one of these.
The jockeys are tiny. But that can't even get on one of these.
The jockeys are tiny.
That's what I'm saying.
When you see it on TV and you see the horse to jockey ratio, you're like, damn, that's
a big ass animal.
But in reality, the jockeys are all like a hundred pounds.
Little guys.
But impressive the way they can get those horses going at top speeds.
Is the Derby perhaps the biggest dress up event outside of a Halloween party?
That was actually one of the coolest parts of it.
I mean, I ran into Smokey Robinson and his wife looking so fucking cool.
Super dapper.
Who else I run into?
Jimmy Fallon was up there.
Nice.
Smooth operator.
He was, he's a brilliant man.
He's very brilliant.
He was walking around with a little Labrador in his hands.
He had a puppy in his hands.
Puppy Labrador?
I'm just like, God damn.
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
That's how you make a statement and get everyone to just fucking love you because the dog was
cute as hell.
Who would have knew that a dog would have stole this show at the Derby, man?
Yeah.
And you got to be able to take animals into the Derby.
I mean, it's a racetrack. It's not like a plane
It's a good point
Don't get me fucking started on this. No, you don't get used to you got yourself started
I just hate fucking good job Jimmy way to take a dude. I listen I can't
How fuck how much I love just seeing Jimmy I was literally placing a bet and he just he's right
He just sne he's right.
He just sneaks up right next to me like nothing's going on.
Oh man, it was a surprise.
I wasn't expecting man, but damn,
it's always good seeing Jimmy.
He was on the fucking move though, man.
That guy was a hard worker, man.
It's so impressive, everything that he does.
Him, Smokey, a bunch of the NFL guys were out there.
Got to say hello to our guy, E. Wood.
Yeah.
Got to see, I missed my guy, Kyle Rudolph.
Rudy, we'll have to link up the next time.
He had a gangsta outfit too.
Did he?
Yeah, he had a pinstripe suit too, man.
And that thing was, he was looking fly.
Okay, okay.
He always does though, man.
He's always suited and booted.
Joey Fatone, got to say what's up to Joey.
Oh nice.
Who else is up there?
Yeah, and then I got to say hello to some tequila
and I got shamed for not drinking bourbon out there.
It's not my forte.
Yeah, so you've never been in the infield?
No, but I did see the infield.
That was crazy, that was crazy.
I actually, you know who else I saw?
Louisville Zone, Kentucky's finest,
Jack Harlow. He's such a good dude, man. Him and his family are up there. I think they're pretty
much ingrained in the entire race as well through a big party Saturday night. It's cool to see
everybody in that environment dressed up, having fun. And yeah, I'm definitely in for another year
of that if you want to go next year, dude,
you want to do the infield with me next year?
Yeah, I'd love to fucking experience it. Yeah.
But you go to the infield, there's a little bar that's like
right down from the way you enter the racetrack yet.
I would assume it's probably even more jazzed up than when
you were there. Probably more bars, probably more like areas
and like fan experiences.
Yeah, when I was there, there was like a little hole in the wall, like literally a hallway.
And there was like an abandoned elevator shaft and you would go there and then there was
a random table and all you could see was a person's legs. And you, this is outside of
the establishment. This is like down in a corner of like outside of the racetrack. We pregame
there and I remember like walking up and some woman was like, what do you want? And I'm
like, do you guys have any beers? She's like, $2. And then I hand her $2 and she's handing
me some beer like down under like the table. I just handed money up to like an elevator
woman. I don't really know what was happening or what it was called.
It sounds like it's like a fucking shady like they had like a whole concert at the place after the Derby two like and there's a trailer park to connected to it.
At least it was like should be a bunch of trailers parked and then there's a whole like trailer concert right afterwards.
Yeah, that's sweet. They made it look fun in the infield.
I'm telling you, they do it right out there, man.
Especially if it rains.
The one year it rained and everybody just collectively decided to create like a big ring in the infield.
And everybody just started mud wrestling.
And you would just watch and...
What the fuck?
I'm telling you, dude, it's a different experience.
I see all these hats.
I'm like, yo.
I want to see all these hats. I'm like, yo.
I want to see some mud wrestling.
The Derby has a tale, has a tale of two worlds.
It really is.
It really is.
You can enjoy that thing multiple ways.
I'll tell you what, though, I was like, I was a nose away from winning that fucking
thing, dude.
So there was like a photo finish at the end.
I'm looking at it right now.
It was three horses. Did you have 11 or two? I had 11. I had a little bit on two.
And you put you put 11 to win. You put 11 to win, not to place or show.
Place as the winner. But yeah, you do a trifecta at all. Do any trifecta?
No, no, I was a beginner. I didn't I didn't I didn't get too far into that.
I just wanted to fucking put the money that I brought in there and throw down
on like one horse and just get fucking pumped if that thing was even close.
And sure enough, coming around that corner, you see that thing fucking go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, $400,000 off a fucking Japanese horse in the Kentucky Derby. Do you think America would have shamed me for that?
I'm shaming you right now you bet on a Japanese horse
Forever young. What was the name of the horse? Forever young forever young
For ever young was the name of the horse you bet on. Yeah, that's a Japanese
Horse. Yeah, it's a wagyu horse. Ooh, I don't know if they're massaging that thing
Those things get fat when you massage them like that.
That's a good point.
This thing's running.
Mystic Dan was obviously the horse that won.
Mystic Dan won it.
Yeah, Sierra Leone was the other one that I was like,
ah, should I go forever young, Sierra Leone?
Everybody in the fucking place was going Sierra Leone.
I'm just like, that's not how they win.
Yeah.
They don't do that.
Don't be a sucker.
You can't bet on the favor and everybody knows
the favor they went in.
Yeah, the underdog, that thing that came across the water.
I feel like always bet on the jockeys, not even the horses. I feel like there's certain
jockeys that just do really well at the Kentucky Derby.
Yeah, no, I met one of them.
Oh, nice.
John, damn, I forget his fucking name. He was a great guy.
That guy John's good. I know he's a little more.
John is really good. Yeah, he's a little guy.
Yeah.
Fucking riding horses. Well, they're all little.
Sweet.
Speaking of horse racing, does it count as a sport?
Is horse racing a sport?
I mean, yeah.
Where does competition end in sports?
It's a race.
Is any sport a competition?
I think all races are sports.
Is a sport just competition that is physical in nature?
There you go.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, we can do that, yeah.
Eating contest, sport. I feel like anything that's individual is competition. They put go. That is we do that. Yeah. Eating contest sport.
I feel like anything that's individual is competition.
They put poker on ESPN for a reason.
Yeah, but that's competition sport.
Yeah.
Time out.
It's a sport.
Pokers is sport.
Yeah, I come up with my own definition.
So be a sport.
You gotta be a team.
You gotta have some type of cooperation happening.
No, that's the Jason Kelsey definition.
Tennis is otherwise just a competition.
So tennis is just a competition. Singles competition doubles sport. That's how Jason Kelsey definition. Otherwise, it's just a competition. So tennis is just a competition. Singles, competition.
Doubles, sport.
That's how I do it.
You're ridiculous.
Golf, individual, competition.
Ryder Cup, sport.
You got to be relying on somebody else other than just yourself.
Otherwise, it's just a competition.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Some would call these team sports.
I call them just sports.
Why don't we race more animals?
Well, because some people would, we tried that with like Greyhounds and it turned into a whole fiasco. We stopped doing that. What
else? What other animals? We've seen frog races. None of the other ones have really caught on that
much. Yeah. I think the dog races caught on, but it's just a bad world. Could you imagine
elephant races? I think they do. I'm sure they do elephant races.
That would be electric if I saw an elephant race.
Gosh, what would be a great race to watch?
Racing anything is electric.
Like even like little like, what is it?
The little like hamster races?
We gotta come up.
The little like pig races.
Animal Olympics.
We got dolphins swimming.
Peter's not gonna let us do this.
I would much rather watch dolphins race in a swimming pool.
That would be fucking unbelievable.
Yeah. They're doing like flips in the air talking about they're going to be hauling ass.
Dude.
Yeah. I think we're onto something.
I can't be a part of it, but I'd watch it.
Dunk competition. But instead of watching NBA players watch a kangaroo.
Dude, kangaroo races. I'm in on all this, but I don't think
Peter is. So we'll never.
Yeah. I mean, the problem is facilitating. It would require undubitably some sort of
animal cruelty. So yeah.
And we don't support that, but I do just want to see him. Like if they all came together
and were like, let's race, I'd watch it.
Well, all major speed records and the triple crown races are still held by Secretariat, who set them in 1973, which is wild.
It's not that wild because Secretariat was juiced to the gills.
What are we talking about here?
He's right.
Secretariat just so happens to be right in the heart of the steroid era.
Seventy three, every NFL player, every baseball player,
they were juicing up to the gills.
You don't think Secretariat was fucking juiced to the rafters.
Of course it's the fastest horse of all time.
They didn't drug test Secretariat the way they did Mystic Dan.
That's a good point.
I'm just bringing it up.
Nobody talks about it.
Secretariat was doping.
There's no chance Secretariat wasn't doping. That's fucked up man.
They weren't testing for steel words in 1973.
Did we talk about Jameis?
Oh yeah, Jame-O.
Jameis man, he's up in Cleveland now too.
Oh nice.
I'll let him know you need anything man.
Perfect.
He was looking smooth as hell as well.
He's got the crab leg, them dubs out.
Yeah, is that a dub or is that Westside?
What is that? Is it? I think that's the that's the Winston
right there. Wow. Ah, now I get that's eating dubs. He's not
he's a winner, man. Not his dub city. Yeah. But other than
that, shout out to everybody who put on the show man that that
Derby is a hell of an event, man. And I'm definitely in for
for another run at it. We'll have to check out the infield next year.
You go to the infield.
Let's just do both. Let's go down.
Let's start up top.
Then just go down to the infield and see what it's like
while we're in our nice suits.
I'm down. Fit right in.
Trust me. All right.
F1 in Miami.
You left the Kentucky Derby and went straight to Miami
for a little Formula One Grand Prix to support your team, Alpine.
Is it a team or is it?
It is. It is. It's a race team.
That's right. It's a sport.
F1 team. Yeah, it is a sport.
You are co-owners of Pat Mahomes and a litany of other co-owners, I think.
Yeah. How was it? How was the F1 race?
It was awesome, man.
How was Miami?
I went to the first Miami Grand Prix back two years ago.
I've been trying to get back and now since I'm in on Alpine Racing, I got a whole new
experience that I had no idea F1 was really about.
It's just awesome to see all the familiar faces.
Again, it's just you're going up there seeing, I got to see Klay Thompson, I got to meet
Rip Hamilton, a lot of NBA guys were up there floating around. Saw a bunch of NFL guys and just people in the industry
and the entertainment industry.
And it's just so cool seeing familiar faces catching up.
Got to catch up with my guy, K Love,
talking a little Cavs basketball.
There you go.
There we go.
As we got the dub to move on to the next round in the playoffs.
So let's go calves, baby.
I know it's Boston, but we got this but yeah back to f1.
Absolutely.
Just just so cool and the race keeps getting bigger and bigger
and and just more.
There's just so much shit you can do while you're there and
when I tell you those cars fly past you it is you feel it in
your veins, man.
Those cars are fucking moving.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
F1 is it like a is it inside a stadium or they going like really far away?
So it's around.
It's it's a part of Hard Rock Stadium in that like
area. OK.
So and that's Miami Dolphins Stadium.
The track doesn't go through the
stadium, but it definitely goes like around it. Got it. It's everywhere though. Like in
Monaco, it's in the fucking streets in Vegas. They did the part of the race is on the strip.
It's not just like in like its own track. Like they make these tracks, um, for the races
and it takes fucking months on months to get these things together I remember they shut down Vegas strip for like four or five months just to get the the shit up and down is insane
But Miami is the only
F1 event I've been to I've been to it twice now
And I'm happy as hell man Alpine came away with a point finally. We got we got we got on the board
I believe the standings and everything were we're finally making some moves.
You got a picture with Zinedine Zidane, my favorite footballer from growing up.
What is he part of Alpine?
Yeah. And when I tell you, it was cool as hell to meet him.
I don't know if he knew too much English.
I'm not going to lie. He's an old school Frenchie.
Yeah. He's not fucking around with us.
Yeah, but he was cool, man.
And I honestly I was just happy I didn't get headbutted.
It would have been honor. it would have been an honor.
It would have been an honor if he would have head butted me
though.
I don't know if you want that.
It does some damage.
Fuck, this is what I do for a living, Jason.
I head butt for a living.
So did he.
Yeah, he did, you're right.
Fucking guy from Italy was not ready for that one.
Nah, he did.
Well, not just that, he does a ball,
that anybody can come get him. Yeah. Nah, he didn't. Well, not just that. He does a ball that anybody can come hit.
Yeah. No, he was cool as hell.
He almost has like that Jason Statham like fucking, don't fuck with me.
I will fucking kill you. Yeah.
You know what I mean? He's got like that.
I know exactly what you mean. That presence.
That look in his eye where it's like, oh, this guy has got a...
He's collected right now, but in the drop of a hat, they can all.
Yeah, he was, he was cool as hell. Nice. It's always cool to
see like the international like stars, um, getting to shake
their hands and like semen person. That guy had like a
fucking glow to him. Like he was just like a different type
of human. Yeah, I just loved watching him. It was dude. He
had like the ball on a string. It's hard to, you know,
like when you're watching a bigger dude, he's a bigger soccer player too, man.
When you're watching messy or like Cristiano play,
it's like insanely explosive. They, it's like almost like
jerkiness where it's like super deceptive.
Last second really quick movements.
The thing that I loved about Zidane
was that it was just, it was all efficient.
It was a smooth operation.
It reminded me a lot of you, the way you play football.
It was like you're watching him dance
while he's doing all this stuff.
It was always a blast to watch him play.
And now we're teamed up, baby.
And we got a point for the Alpine racing this weekend.
My guy Esteban, man, went out there
and placed 10th, which would get you a point.
I ran out.
That's a point?
We're applauding 10th?
Yeah.
It's not an easy sport, Jason.
I'm not saying it's easy.
I just don't normally applaud 10th.
I'm fine.
We just regrouped.
We got a new, I believe, a new car in the new year.
I'm not saying you boo 10th, but I'm saying,
I don't think we should start applauding start to make a lot of 10th place
We're gonna make our way up. Yeah, it's great, but you don't applaud 10th
You do when you get a point Jason, I'm not applauding it. We're working on points
All right, we need these things for the standings. God damn it for 10th place you get a like
That's you get I think it's our highest place this year
So I'm gonna fucking applaud it.
And fuck you.
All right.
Let me be happy.
And shout out to everybody at F1, man.
The Miami Grand Prix keeps getting better and better, man.
Can't wait to go again next year, dog.
Let's move this thing to Jason.
Jason, you didn't get out of the house, but you did get a saxophone.
No, I got the saxophone out the house.
Doing what?
I was at a golf outing. They gave you a saxophone at a golf outing?
They were honoring me for my contributions as an eagle and member of the community. Yeah,
the Vincere Institute, Dr. Bill Myers, shout out to Dr. Bill Myers, did surgery on both
Travis and I for our spore ternias.
Yeah.
The Vincere Institute is one of the leading orthopedic centers for hips
and all sorts of injuries in Philadelphia, headquartered in the Navy Yard. And I've been
a part of Doc's golf outing ever since because I don't know that I'd be playing football
without his innovative surgery that he pretty much created.
You hate lying. And has an entire hospital dedicated to the surgery. It's proved to be very good for not only all the people with fixes, but for Doc.
Doc's done a really good job with it.
The Vincera Institute is killing it.
The Vincera Foundation puts on a golf outing every year.
So I got the surgery twice.
I got it both on my left and my right side.
Yeah, but you got them separately.
Separately. That's what I'm saying. I was, I guess, fortunate kind of that I needed them both repaired my left and my right side. Yeah, but you got them separately. Separately.
That's what I'm saying.
I was, I guess, fortunate kind of that I needed them both repaired at the same time.
So I only went in once.
It was just a clean sweep.
I'm like, hey, you got to fix both of them right now.
I went in there and in my head I'm like, all right, I'm gonna get this surgery.
I'm not really thinking about how the procedure is going to go.
And it is what it is. It's like the it's the core
It's your abdominal at its like core like almost like down by the pelvic bone. So it's down by the old ball and chain
Yeah, no, it's it's it's it's right in the area of all the girls
I woke up out of I woke up out of the surgery and was like, oh man
I'm like gonna days and I gotta go to the bathroom. They're I'm like gonna have a day, I gotta go to the bathroom.
They were fucking pumping me with IVs,
like I gotta go to the bathroom.
I go to the bathroom and I realize I am a bald eagle.
Yeah.
I am fully shaved.
And I'm kinda like, nobody told me
they were gonna do this.
Right.
But also, who the fuck just did this? You were
violated while you were put under. I'm like, I go back to
the to the to where the hospital bill was. And I'm like looking
at everyone in the eyes like, did you shave my balls? Yeah.
Which one of you guys lifted up my shaft? Do a great job.
Honestly, best shave I've ever had. Not even close. Like you're not
focused on that right out of surgery, but it's really I mean,
it's a high quality treatment.
I'm looking at everybody in this place, man. And this shit is just
so funny. It's like a game of like, which one of you did it?
I just asked, I'm sure they would have told you.
Oh, my gosh, I was terrified. I didn't want to know. That shit
is so fucking funny, though. Yeah. So if you want to get your
ball shaved shaved and your
Abdominal was sewn together. Yeah, Sarah Institute's got you covered. If you want a twofer where you want your abdominal lining
Sewed back down to its pelvic bone and also want a good clean shave and Sarah Institute has you covered
The other thing is just like it's a it's a it's an incredible procedure that doc has done But it is your I mean and then the scar tissue you break up. Ooh, your balls turn blue
At one point. Yeah, we didn't mean it but it's very helpful because it's not it's an excruciating pain
It can linger down into your fucking groin
I know that's where the most the majority of my discomfort was I'll tell you what, man, getting that surgery is really twice,
helped me out a lot, man.
And I got to hang out in Philly with Jason for a month.
That's right, yep.
Shout out to Bill for inventing an awesome procedure
that allowed Travis and I to keep playing football.
And thanks for the saxophone.
Yeah, the sexy sax, man.
That's right.
You put that thing to use yet or no?
I mean, I'm literally coming right from the golf out here. I don't even know how they got this on the rundown this fast
Oh, literally. I was wondering why you had a collar shirt on like that the fuck is yeah
I just go to have an anniversary dinner or something
There was a gala where they were supposed to honor me and I'm like I got to go do this podcast for my brother
I'm so sorry guys
It was thanks for the saxophone. I got to go though.
Yeah.
It was-
We'll pump you on the podcast.
Yeah.
They-
Talk you up.
So I have not had a chance to play it yet.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm actually looking forward to getting back into playing saxophone.
Hell yeah, man.
I've played more guitar and messed around with other instruments.
I think it'll be fun to go back to-
Where it all started.
Where it all started.
Also, I played golf with Bramford Marsalis, who is an iconic saxophonist.
So, I got to ask him about a whole bunch of tips and tricks and really just hang out with him for
four hours and play some fun golf.
I love it.
I got the itch.
I love that for you.
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Yeah, I actually wore him to golf today.
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Let's get to some NFL news roundup.
Let's talk some football, guys.
We just talked about a whole bunch of nonsense.
We're about 120 days from the actual kickoff
of 2024 NFL season.
It seems like it's gonna, it's so far away,
but it is already started.
And I promise you, all United 2%ers, the NFL is back.
We are officially working out, training,
everybody's gearing up for this season.
And we get the rookies in, I believe next week,
next Sunday, we had our rookie camp,
super fucking pumped up about checking out
all the plays. Jason
talked about it last week and just how much fucking chaos it
is. People doing the wrong shit left and right because they got
to learn a playbook in one day.
I actually went to our rookie mini camp. I don't think what I
was coach Kels. I don't know that I was doing that. I just
wanted to go get some free breakfast.
You were fucking you're laying those eyes on those rookies. Huh? I'm not gonna lie. I miss wanted to go get some free breakfast and a lift in and then I went out. You were laying those eyes on those rookies, huh?
I'm not gonna lie. I miss being around the guys and being on a
football field watching guys play. And it's just interesting.
Right away, the moment you see a guy, even the first time you
start to like, I remember he kind of moves like this guy or
he does this that's unique or, you know, he's got some great
explosion or this guy has a great punch or this
guy, you know, you start really assessing all these things in like a span of like, you know,
10 to 20 minutes, you're already like, seeing what you think of guys, keep in mind, none of this is on
any defenders. Like this is all even for the O line, especially just on air.
So you got to be careful with drawing any conclusions from anything like that.
But you're already starting to think about it.
No question about it.
I remember seeing Kareem Hunt come in.
Yeah.
My fucking brother forever. Another Cleveland guy.
God damn, we're just talking about Ohio's finest right now.
Hey man, Northeast Ohio, baby.
You know, Kareem's a smooth, athletic guy, very powerful guy.
So when he doesn't have pads on,
it's like, yeah, that guy, very powerful guy. So when he doesn't have pads on,
it's like, yeah, that guy can play some football.
But when the pads came on,
he stood out so much more because of how physical
and how strong he was, like running through arm tackles,
how he accelerated through the hole
because he had that protection on his shoulders
be able to give him that
extra like, I can fucking run through this. You know what I mean? Whereas if you just have the jerseys on, you're not going to hit that hole the same because you just don't want to get that wear
and tear. When Kareem came in, I was like, man, it's just you can assume something all you want until those pads come on because nothing
fucking matters until yeah, until those pads get on and. Yeah, it changes it completely.
Even in defense alignment, there's some defense alignment that are so impossible to block without
shoulder pads on. Are you kidding me? The moment they get shoulder pads on, it's like,
yep, okay, that's the easiest thing in the world. And then and then guys that are like the easiest guys to block without pads on
Are just monsters man Mountain D like the pads really do make a huge difference
It's the same thing for office line
There's guys on offensive line that look great until the pads come on and all of a sudden say, okay
This guy struggles with this or that that yeah, it's a different game
So that does not surprise me at all
But the biggest thing about rookie mini camp is getting guys lined up, running the right shit,
getting in and out of the huddle,
hearing what an NFL play call sounds like in the huddle.
And I mean, then on top of that, yeah, guys
got to go make plays in the back end, you know?
Throwing the ball and seeing DBs make a play on the ball
or wide receivers make a play on the ball.
Yep.
That's what I'm excited about, knowing that we got
we got some really good talent in the skill and yeah and the skills component of the game at the wide receiver,
a tight end position. So I'm excited to check that out. Yeah, how was it though? Did you see
a white corner? I mean, he was out there. I don't know if I didn't gander over to the
defensive side to see whether he where he was playing.
What did they do like team stuff or they didn't.
That's what I'm saying.
They did like I think they did seven on seven and stuff like that.
Yeah, but I was down with the hog mollies.
I was just checking out the new online guys.
So I didn't really people over there.
I'm not gonna lie.
I kind of peeked at like my rookie mini camp.
I was a fucking scrub.
Oh, really?
Yeah, they were like there were some players was like, oh, yeah, nice route. Oh really? Yeah. There were some plays where it was like,
oh yeah, nice route.
Oh, nice feet.
There were some other plays where it was like,
you are a fucking jabroni.
I hate watching old tape of myself.
Yeah.
It's like, why was I doing that?
Why would I do that?
Just put your hand here, it's so stupid.
If only I knew now what I knew when I was 27,
I would have been so fucking good.
Oh man, Monday morning quarterback.
Let's go.
All righty.
Well, shout out to all the rookies and the Chiefs and Eagles mini-camp.
And there were a bunch of rookie mini-camps around the league.
Can't wait to get you guys in the building really, really set the culture again, man.
Because that's what the off season is about.
The OTAs are about is getting everybody on the same page and how we work and can't wait
to see how it brings the best out of everybody.
Yep. Speaking of putting in the work, it's that time of year
where the special time of year when guys post videos and teams
post videos of people working out in weight rooms. That's right.
Everybody's getting into shape.
And nothing's more important than the weight room social media posts.
All right. Let's start with this one from Jamis Winston, which I personally love because it's obvious that James is mocking people that
do this. In this clip posted a few weeks ago on modern day fitness on Twitter, James didn't
even have to change after signing his Browns contract before he immediately is taking snaps
under center.
Love this dude, man.
He's so ready to go.
You think he's got his W underneath
while he's taking the underneath snap?
No, I don't.
But that'd be a good bit.
Social media is a big thing now.
I'd rather just work out.
I'll pump up all my trainers.
I'll make sure they get their love and their shout out
because I do appreciate what they bring to the table
and I wanna help their shout out because I do appreciate what they bring to the table and I want to help their career out.
But at the same time, I'm over posting workout videos and even practice videos at that.
I don't like posting practice highlights and all that shit doesn't mean anything.
For sure.
If I'm going to post anything, it's going to be about a game on the field in a stadium.
Everything outside of it, I think is just to be about a game on the field in a stadium. Everything outside of it, I think,
is just, you know, it's to your discretion. If you want to do it, more power to you. I like to kind
of work in work behind the scenes now. And the workouts I'm doing aren't very impressive.
Like, I'm pretty sure you saw it.
Unbelievable 20 minute bike ride I did after I lifted weights.
Yeah, I'm doing sprints in a parking lot.
You did have a nice hill incline in a parking garage. It's like it is. It really is nice. And
I'm telling you, it works. You already know incline. Incline running. Very good. Here's my deal
with it. I don't care. I know that everybody's into social media now. I don't care if you post
and stuff like that, as long as you're actually working. If you're working, do whatever the fuck you want on social media. I don't care. But in my experience, most of the
guys posting shit on social media. Ain't working. Yeah. They're like, I literally would see guys
come in, take a photo of them doing some curls and fucking walk straight out. My brother, you just
got in this motherfucker. And then I'd see on social media, putting that work in like, come on, let's get out of this. Yeah. But there's got, I mean, Aaron Donald, Aaron Donald, you just got in this motherfucker. And then I'd see on social media putting that work in like, come on,
let's get out of this. Yeah.
But there's got I mean, Aaron Donald, Aaron Donald, you suppose videos
of his guys doing fucking knife fighting with his hands and shit.
I wouldn't have worked out for a week with Aaron.
I'm like, oh, this dude's actually. Oh, she's saying some bullshit.
He's actually putting that work in. Right.
So if you're putting the work in more power to you,
post it to social media all you want.
But I just can't stand when guys are like do one
set just so they can get a post like a post out there. And then
they're on to whatever else you're doing for the rest of the
day. Yeah, come on. Let's not. Let's not put that facade up.
Next up, we got Houston Texans where I received for Stefan
digs putting that work in with some weighted pushups.
Oh, yeah, I've seen Stefan is definitely one of those guys who
puts the fucking work in. I've seen that guy go to work out in LA, and I've seen, Stefan is definitely one of those guys who puts the fucking work
in.
I've seen that guy go to work out in LA numerous times.
I mean, this is impressive.
He competes.
He competes all year round.
Like when he's, if we're just throwing routes, he's finding a DB to work on some stuff.
And so I admired how he does it.
He's one of those guys that definitely posts how he works and he does it the right way though. This is impressive. I mean, it's very impressed. I'm just very impressed. I just don't know what the point is. Well, just, I mean, have you ever done it? I've done pushups with like a plate on my back, but once you start getting to this level,
why not just do a bench press?
Like, isn't that what the weights, that's what you use the bar for so you can put the
plates on.
Maybe it's more core stability.
I'm sure there's more core stabilization.
I'm kind of being funny here and there's clearly a lot of stabilization going on here.
It's impressive.
It really is.
Yeah.
I think a lot of times people just do shit to make it look cool on social media.
Like knife fight.
Hey, it worked.
That's all I know.
Whatever he's doing, if I can keep doing it.
I ain't questioning nothing.
Probably shouldn't question Stefan either. fight. Hey, it worked. That's all I know. Whatever he's doing,
if I can keep doing it. I ain't questioning nothing. I
probably shouldn't question Stefan either because whatever
he's doing is working too. Next, we've got Micah Parson
putting in the work on his trip to Tokyo. How about this, man?
This is actually, this is some good **** right here. Uh he's
shared a video with himself taking on a sumo wrestler out
there in Tokyo which is cool as. And this is you made a good point earlier
about it, reminding you of the most iconic sumo wrestler that
we know because he just he was in an anomaly. Yeah, like none
of the others.
Dude, so Jeff Stoutland would show this guy every year to like
show how important technique and leverage and fundamentals are. Because this guy,
I think it's Taka, here he goes, Taka Noyama Shuntaro. And I don't even know if I'm saying
that right. But dude would just go in here and he would just beat the shit out of guys twice his
size, even bigger off of just pure hand placement
and leverage, but it was awesome to watch.
Micah held his own as well.
Micah, so he lost the first one.
Yeah.
And then he came back and he totally got after him
in the second one.
Bro, he started figuring it out.
I think Micah, if he really, if he put his mind to it
and decided to be like, just get fatter than fuck,
he'd probably be one of the best
sumos of all time yeah but that won't get you 50 million a year so you keep sacking those
quarterbacks Micah do we know that for sure do we know what sumos make oh that's a good question
i don't know what's the top sumo making ah what's the top sumo i I'm so curious now. I might have fucking said too much. Highest paid sumo.
It's a big deal in Japan. Are you kidding me? Hell yeah it is. Top earners of sumos from 2022.
Yeah, he should stick to the NFL. Definitely. He should stick. He should stay there. I don't even
need to read further. He's damn good at the NFL. I see where they're starting with this at and we're not even in the same.
I should stick to football.
Oh man.
Suss Gardner, imagine a sumo wrestler playing center or guard in the NFL.
ThunderSky.
The replacements.
It's a decent, yeah. I mean, listen, Eugene Chung, there's judo, judo. There's a lot of judo
techniques with sumo wrestling and like kind of understanding leverage
and throwing.
And I think you know who is really good at it.
It's not necessarily sumo wrestling, but like jujitsu and stuff was time by Ali.
That doesn't surprise me.
Tom Ali.
He used to actually have a mat every training camp in the indoor for the afternoon and he would just he would ask it like
an offensive lineman defensive lineman he'd ask somebody every day if you want to come in here and
just get your ass beat on the fucking bat i'm just like i never saw i'm not signing up for that
shit time but he would get in a full sweat and just like chris jones actually had a pretty good
bit about that i think i met one time and never went back.
You'd get on a mat. There's nothing more tiring than wrestling.
What you're doing jujitsu. It is the most tiring thing you will ever do.
It's not doing it. It's fun as shit. Um,
I think a lot of offensive lineman and defense lineman work,
hand fighting and like different martial arts or boxing techniques.
And I think there's undoubtedly, I mean, to an extent, you're utilizing a lot of similar
strategies, you know, like in boxing, when you have the length, you're using it, you're
throwing jabs. Like if you have the length as an offensive lineman, utilize your length.
And if you got a little bit shorter arms and you're like, you're now, hey, let's get into
the Mike Tyson, let's start working the body, let's get into them and utilize our quickness in our athleticism.
I think some sumo wrestlers could be pretty good at offensive line.
I think you're going to have to have a little bit more agility and athleticism
and open space that you don't really get to show up on a, on a sumo wrestling mat.
But like you said, some of the skillset does, there's a, there's a carryover for
sure. Yeah. The Tom is,'s a carry over for sure. Yeah.
Tom is. Oh, dude, I see exactly.
Yeah, he's working with my guy Felix right there.
He's bigger than he was in the league.
This is this is them just working football stuff.
But he'll actually he'll put the whole
jujitsu outfit on.
I forget what they're called.
And just be.
He'll be sweating just like this.
And you got to wrestle him.
And he used to just torture people. I'll be sweating just like this. And you got to wrestle him. And
he used to just torture people.
I'm not going to name names. I wrestled in middle school and one of the guys, he would
never wear deodorant and every once in a while he would get me up under his armpit.
And it was so good. I wanted to quit on the spot. I'm like, dude, can you operate with
some type of personal hygiene here? This
is like, I could still smell it today.
All right. And lastly, we finally got to some Eagles clips here with, we got to what everybody
wanted. Everybody wanted to see the Saquon and Jalen squat off and ask, this is actually
not a squat off. They're just squatting guys. This is what they do. They're football players
and they're in the offseason and they're gonna squat
But I mean, it's pretty cool to legendary squatters in the same room squatting
I wonder if they're both gonna push some weight really test the limits to see who's got the best squat
My knees almost exploded just watching this trap. What are you squatting these days? Um
body weight squats and the'm the big, like,
calisthenics, um, work with rubber bands and big band guy. Big Kaiser guy too. Big
Kaiser machine guy. Jesus, I think Jalen might have six on there. I can't even see. Yeah, there's a lot
of weight on those bars. I think they both got five. Which is impressive. It's a 495.
Jesus. Oh, Jalen Carter. Hello, big boy. I think he's got five and a quarter.
Jesus. I can't tell. It's hard to tell in the video.
Jalen was caught enjoying every bit of seeing Saquon fucking squatting.
Oh yeah, look at that big smile.
You know, he looks like just a proud coach.
Yeah.
Hands on the hips. Head mire.
He's got good depth.
He's got really good depth.
You don't coach that.
He's like, oh yeah, he's going to be running.
He's going to run through the hole just fine.
He's got them barefoot shoes on.
Saquon's got them barefoot shoes on.
Yeah.
When are we going to drop a squat in video?
Listen, I'll do it.
The last time I squatted with you, what's that machine you always take down to the shore?
I don't take it all the time. Actually, that was the only year I really took it down there. That was the only time I squatted with you, what's that machine you always take down to the shore? I don't take it all the time. Actually, that was the only year I really took it down there.
That was the only time I squatted with you. Yeah, the K-Box. There you go. Which is really
built for more of the endurance of squatting than it is actual power.
But correct. Well, it's weird because it's like the harder you go, the harder it pulls you down.
So it's like an eccentric exercise. Oh, nice.
It was actually created for astronauts
so they could work out in outer space
because there's no gravity to like utilize
for like working out.
So you have to like, you have to like.
How about that?
Yeah, I think that that's why that thing exists.
Damn, there's just so many smart people out here.
Yeah, there are, yeah.
I would have never thought of that one.
For sure.
Good machine though.
Are you still squatting?
I do, I love a good back squat, I'm not gonna lie. I have not been thought of that one. For sure. Good machine though. Are you still squatting?
I do.
I love a good back squat.
I'm not going to lie.
I have not been squatting heavy though.
I've been, you know, trying to preserve my knees, but every once in a while I get the
itch.
But if I'm wrapping my knees and belting, I can still push six plates.
I can get over six plates.
Wrapping my knees and belting, dude.
If I fucking put on a belt, I'm retiring.
All you got to do is wrap them knees you'll be surprised make them
knees feel like rubber bands throw that weight on bubba all I need is a little
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So should I get the sword?
Oh shit. Dude, that is legit.
It's a fucking sword.
Oh my god. Let's give it a test.
No, it's not sharp. It's not sharp.
It will not cut.
Looks like a fucking idiot.
It will not cut.
There we go. Break it down.
There's no chipping. It doesn't have the best edge on it.
Guy's gonna have to sharpen it. What does the engraving say on it?
Nice.
Very good.