Newcomers: Scorsese, with Nicole Byer and Lauren Lapkus - Fast Five (w/ Jen D'Angelo)

Episode Date: August 24, 2021

Jen D'Angelo (Workaholics, Solar Opposites) joins Nicole and Gabrus to discuss the fifth film in the Fast & Furious Franchise—Fast Five (2011).Follow Jen on Instagram and Twit...ter.Like the show? Rate Newcomers 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts and let us know what franchise they should check out next.Advertise on Newcomers via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:02:19 Same. So we're fucking watching The Fast and the Furious. This is the fifth episode of the fourth season, and it's going to be 10 episodes. We're going to cover all nine movies, along with Hobbs and Shaw. Today, we are talking Fast Five, which is available for free on Peacock. You can watch it for a fee on Amazon, Apple TV, Google Play, Vudu. We're going to fucking spoil it. These are old-ass movies so like get the fuck with it
Starting point is 00:02:46 um okay before i give thoughts i just want to introduce our guests oh it's jen d'angelo a writer an actor a producer has worked on solar opposites workaholics and young rock you worked on young rock wow hell yeah baby a live reaction to my credits is amazing like didn't realize you worked on young rock so you've met the rock no okay yeah he doesn't come around and meet the entire writer's room that's how you listen up you son of a bitch here's a glass of terramina have a sip of Terramina tequila. We love you, Jen D'Angelo. I did get a bottle of Terramina. Excuse you. Oh, excuse me. Wait, what the fuck is Terramina?
Starting point is 00:03:29 His tequila. And it's really good. I also have had a ZOA, his energy drink. His energy drink? Which is also pretty good. It's $3.45 a year. And call it a rock. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Order a little rock. We were talking, call it a T and Z. Oh rock we were talking call it a t and z oh i like it okay okay um you guys i fucking loved this movie this is my favorite movie so fucking much it's my favorite of the uh series as well i mean it's my favorite movie okay all right different argument here i got fought at the end when han and wonder woman are like making out as he's driving and then she's like where do you want to go to next and he's like oh i don't know she's like i thought or he says like germany or something and she's like i thought you wanted to go to tokyo and he goes not yet yeah i told you fuck the marvel unit fuck the marvel universe my god the fast universe has uh continuity figured out it is so funny it would be like i was thinking i was like what would this be like it would be
Starting point is 00:04:40 like if like fucking princess leia got a spininoff movie and then was a not even the second lead like he's he's a minor character in tokyo drift he's just so good that they forced him they just loved him yeah they were like we will bend space and time to keep him around i mean they will do it again yeah they'll do it over and over they do it twice with this i and i know people hate when i talk about stuff that comes in upcoming movies i don't give a shit yeah it's context it's context yeah me too that's why because it's something to look for and then i enjoy it doubly because i was like oh it came when he says not yet you're like he's like he might as well say wait a couple more movies
Starting point is 00:05:26 yeah she's like i'm gonna stick around at least until eight i mean oh wait you said at least until eight does he die in eight oh i wait so three in the series it goes one two four five six seven three eight okay okay so yeah that's the order that's the order One, two, four, five, six, seven, three, eight. Yes. Okay. So yeah. That's the order. That's the order. Oh, no. Oh, boy. That's how you count.
Starting point is 00:05:53 That's so nuts. But I got to say, this movie was really fucking fun. I loved it. I loved in the first five minutes, we get to see Vince. And Vince calls fucking Brian a brian a buster again oh i texted you gamers i was like the best one of my like favorite lines of the movie is when right after that opening when they like flip that prison bus and then they just like a throwaway line from a newscaster is like miraculously no
Starting point is 00:06:26 fatalities it was like come on everyone's dead and in this series they do so much work to make sure we still think they're good guys like at the end of this movie it's like all the cops are crooked so it's okay to smash their fucking cars to smithereens they also yeah they said the newscaster was like 21 inmates were fine only one got loose and i was like wait what if the thing fucking flipped you crawl out you run what do you mean only one got away yeah dominic toretto and i love that they're like the FBI's most wanted. And then The Rock. Why was he so sweaty in every single scene? Dripping wet. So shiny.
Starting point is 00:07:14 So shiny. Just oiled down. It's because he's in Brazil. And it's hot in Brazil. You're not in America anymore. Oh, wait, no. Your mistake was thinking you're in America. You're in Brazil.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Brazil. With his arms stretched out. Oh, my God. Because the bus just stayed and got me home safe from the cops. Here's the line in one. And I got to say, another favorite part is when Vin Diesel reveals this, that he doesn't know how to smile or look happy because he's watching everyone drink and he's drinking in a one shot and trying to smile.
Starting point is 00:07:59 This is after his like family speech. And he's like, he looks deranged. And then Brian comes over and he's like, hey man, he's like family speech and he's like he looks deranged and then brian comes over and he's like hey man he's like family i was laughing so hard i feel like i have to tell you guys uh that my wedding was fast five themed wait i'm sorry i was did not want to i wanted you to reveal this info because i had heard i did not know Fast Five specifically. I thought it was Tokyo Drift themed. Oh, my God, no.
Starting point is 00:08:28 That would be so weird. That would be tacky. And vaguely racist. What are you doing? The whitest couple in the world has a Tokyo Drift theme. Tell me about this theme. Okay, so we did have elements of the franchise. Like, I walked down the aisle
Starting point is 00:08:51 to a Piano and Strings cover of See You Again. Jen, if I heard a Piano and Strings cover of See You Again right now, I can make myself cry because I can think about the end of Seven. It hurts and hits so good. That's awesome. I'll be weeping at your wedding
Starting point is 00:09:10 like, do you even really know her? It's like, well, we work together once or twice. This song means a lot to us. We share this. We love this song. It was amazing though because we had a normal song for
Starting point is 00:09:25 like bridesmaids or whatever and then like the it like stops and then you just hear like do do do do and then i appear and people laugh and my family was just like why are people laughing that is very fucking funny so we had that and then our at the reception our signature cocktails were the agent hobbs and the dominic toretto when we had to give like our speech at the end like uh to like thank everyone for coming or whatever we just quoted his speech from the end of this movie, which is like money will come and go. We all know that. But the only thing that matters are the people in this room.
Starting point is 00:10:15 That's very funny. That makes me so happy. That makes me, I'm so jealous. I want to marry you. That is so fucking funny. I'm picturing your husband on the altar wearing a white A-frame shirt. A white tank top is what we call them now.
Starting point is 00:10:34 A white capri pants. A-frame shirt? Or an A-shirt, I believe, is what they're called. Because a T-shirt has sleeves. And then the formal... On Action Boys, we call it a wife eater. So it's like for the people. It's for people who eat pussy.
Starting point is 00:10:49 They can wear those tank tops. I love it. I immediately went to like just like murder. Like eating your wife as if that's better. Yeah. It's better to eat your wife. Now it's a wife eater where you fucking cannibalize your wife. Much better.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Okay. Yeah. Because she's gone and doesn't have to deal with the pain that's so funny okay okay so the teretto gazzetto fast and the furious 10 is set for april 2023 release that's far away it's fast 10 your seatbelts i hope that's the name um they're gonna do something weird because i hope that it has 10 your seatbelts so universal announced the 10th and pen pen ultimate so there's gonna be one more after it and i think it's gonna be 2022 and 2023 like 10 is going to be a two-parter that is one like they're going to shoot it all at once I think we're only going to have to wait like a year
Starting point is 00:11:50 in between I think and I'm not that someone should fact check this and edit it out if I'm wrong Faris leave it in so people can tweet at you that you're wrong it gives someone an activity to do giving people oh I love this podcast but here is at you that you're wrong. It gives someone an activity to do.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Giving people, oh, I love this podcast, but here is my notes about it. Oh, thanks. Okay. We'll take them into account. Yes, I will not listen. Vin Diesel, he's going to announce the title at some point on social media. The cast has not been revealed, but it's
Starting point is 00:12:21 expected that Vin will return with Sung can am i saying that sung sung can yeah sung kang sung kang uh tyrese gibson dronana brewster and michelle rodriguez john cena's return as jacob toretto is still he's his brother that's insane get excited fully fucking insane oh get really excited because it's very weird in nine. It's very strange. It's a fantastic movie, but it's a weird vibe that how much young Toretto shit is in it. I don't see Chris Ludacris Bridges listed in the potential cast.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Me either. And he's got to be there. When asked about the film, Diesel told uh entertainment weekly just wait for 10 let's just say the fact that you guys know that the studio is saying we can't cover all this ground that needs to be covered in just one movie you can only imagine what's to come that's my vin diesel i don't know what he's talking about. Yes, he is a lunatic. He is a crazy man. He's lost his goddamn mind.
Starting point is 00:13:33 I love him so much. I love him too. Real quick, I watched Los Bandoleros, the short film that he wrote and directed that connects all the movies together. It connects three, 4, and 5. What? Yeah, it's included on one of the
Starting point is 00:13:50 other DVDs, but you can find it on Vimeo. It's like a 15-minute short film that takes place in the Dominican Republic that sets up how Han meets Santos and how they all meet up. It's so... It's crazy. Why does he do that? Is it's so it's crazy why does it do that is it good
Starting point is 00:14:06 it's fine but it does feature it does feature dom and letty making out on a kayak okay so that's what i'm going to do after we finish this. I'm going to watch that 15 minute. Can I give you another little assignment of what to watch? Yes. Wait, what's it called again? I'm going to write it down. Los. Los Bandoleros.
Starting point is 00:14:35 And then once you're done with that, you have to watch on the special features of the Fast Five Blu-ray, which I own and have watched. Which we all own, Jen. There's like a special feature where it's like Tyrese like joking around on set. And it's just like Tyrese like doing pranks. And you can just tell that everyone is just like kind of sick of him. Like they're just like Tyrese thinks he's really funny and he's just wasting a lot of time.
Starting point is 00:15:03 He thinks he's very funny. I mean, he is the comic relief of the Fast franchise, which is crazy that you just in any other world where you'd be like, all right, we need to cast the comic relief. It's like, you want to get a comedian? It's like, how about like a beautiful model? All right. Yeah. Let's do that.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Yeah. Good call. What are we thinking? We have a beautiful model. Be the funniest guy. I mean, it is pretty wild i saw a video of tyrese was like looking for vin but then finds paul walker in a bald cap and he's like what are you doing man and he's like i'm vin diesel and he's like he's gonna get real mad if he sees you like this it It was a very strange video. What?
Starting point is 00:15:46 You saw this on Pornhub, you said? I saw it on Pornhub. It was none of the actual people from the movie. And then they started fucking power fucking. And I was like, this is nuts. Doesn't it feel like the fight between Vin and The Rock veers close to power fucking? Oh, yes. It fully was the most sexual thing in the movie yes
Starting point is 00:16:07 in between like a full kaiju battle like a fucking godzilla versus king kong slash uh you know some suggested videos on you might like these two bears absolutely killing each other. Just throwing each other through walls over and over. I thought it was like very hot. I was very into it. Real quick, we have to take a break. If you're wondering what a NordVPN is, I'll tell you. VPN stands for Virtual Private Network, a service that protects your internet connection and online privacy.
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Starting point is 00:17:54 It was released on April 29th, 2011. Gotta say, it feels very current. Yeah. Also, Nicole, did you just take that break just then because you were too horny? I was so fucking horny, I almost slid out of my seat just thinking about it. I just had to switch my seat towel
Starting point is 00:18:14 out real quick. It was sopping wet and I didn't want to get cold. Before we start breaking down the movie, going through the plot i just want to talk about one scene in this movie that the power of five is in the scene when it's like if you're serious about this then we're gonna need a team and they rattle off the team just describe and no one fits the description they're saying it's like we need a smooth talker someone who can bust
Starting point is 00:18:43 through walls just like and they're just arbitrarily jamming but it's everyone you've ever met in the previous four movies and then when they all meet the moment when paul walker's like this is roman we you know we did that thing in miami together he's like we did fast two together it's like that that scene when you realize vin diesel wouldn't know roman at all and Paul Walker wouldn't know Han at all. Like it all gets, you're like, oh my God, this is so fucking crazy that this movie features this. It is weird because it's like they went off and made separate phone calls. And they're like, okay, so you're gonna like meet my friend. I think you're gonna like him.
Starting point is 00:19:21 He's like pretty fucking cool. We drove cars in Miami. Just wait, you'll see him and tyrese like looks at vin diesel in a way where i was like oh yeah you replaced vin diesel and then vin diesel got to come back and then you didn't get to come back until now now everybody's back everyone's back when also when he goes this is tej best circuit uh man in the country and it's like circuit man he was a mechanic my favorite part about that was they were like wait i didn't know you knew this and he's like i had a life before this and i was like that's how you explain it
Starting point is 00:19:55 well that's what they do in this movie he's like i we everyone says they've had a life before this and we're gonna learn some of them have multiple lives it's just like who cares yeah nobody gives a shit i mean it's and then i was like wonder woman was like we saw enough of her to bring her back that's what i love about vin diesel honestly i know this is the first one where he's an ep this thrills me to no end that he i guarantee he was like we should have gal gadot from four be in our crew because he has the eyeball for fucking star power that is just objectively true he just knows to like every time a new popular person is just like or a scene pops up he like rolls somebody into them like when game of thrones was popular he just added that woman who plays ramsey whose name escapes me right now it's just like all right you're in the crew now for five more movies because Game of Thrones is a
Starting point is 00:20:48 huge show like he's so fucking smart and I guarantee he saw this Gal Gadot chick has something let's fucking bring her back yeah he's a good producer like I remember I like uh read an interview with him where he was talking about triple x which I feel like might as well be like fast you know 4.5 or whatever like they're they're in the feel like might as well be like Fast 4.5 or whatever. They're in the franchise. They might as well be. He skis down a mountain. It's like, yeah, Dom would do that.
Starting point is 00:21:12 He was talking about that and how he specifically was like, I want to get the most popular person from every country. Or not every country. Yeah, in the sequel the triple x it's like a very famous soccer player ruby rose a very famous dj a like uh asian a couple of people who don't speak great english but are beautiful and talented actors and you're like oh they're clearly huge actors from other countries yeah Yeah. He makes his shit global. Like shooting this in Rio with a,
Starting point is 00:21:48 like, like a very diverse cast. You're like, Oh yeah, you were making this appeal to like truly the masses. He knows what he's doing. And I, I know I say that again,
Starting point is 00:21:58 I'm always the white guy screaming about it, but like, he is the master of like figure out, like he's like showing the world, all these places that aren't in movies. Like we have like, we have like 11 scenes in the favelas and it's not just about how poor and scary it is in the favelas like yeah it was he made it look beautiful like it was a beautiful i was like yeah i want to go to rio de janeiro i love that we're talking about it as if like he shot it he did vin diesel was the dp he was the director he was the cinematographer he did
Starting point is 00:22:28 everything if they let him he would that's the problem and the and the power of him yeah i'm the family now holding the cinematographer i love him so much okay so like oh also i didn't realize they were stealing gas to give to people. No, I know. Again, that's what this movie does well is retcon everyone to be heroes. Like Jen said, miraculously, no one was hurt. Of course, everyone in there is evil. There's a part in like Fast 7 when they're like, the base is completely empty of soldiers.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Everyone inside is a terrorist. So we can just shoot missiles into the base safely. It's like, oh, yeah. Everyone inside is a terrorist so we can just shoot missiles into the base safely it's like oh yeah everyone inside is a terror they literally say that at one point it's like they just it's like forget due process at least the guys that are just getting mercilessly killed are corrupt cops who are probably corrupt corrupt due to the fucking circumstances of living in rio it's not necessarily they're all evil cops they probably a lot of them didn't have a choice it doesn't matter they have to die they get creamed by a safe i do feel like this movie
Starting point is 00:23:33 i might be remembering this wrong and the timing might not line up i should have looked this up whatever here i am um thank you for coming you already did more work than us. Who can't do that? I do feel like this movie, it was a talking point after how much death and destruction they caused with that vault chase. And then I feel like Man of Steel, it came out kind of around when Man of Steel came out, and that was like 100 9-11s, and it became a thing of like,
Starting point is 00:24:05 these people are causing so much chaos. And then I feel like movies kind of like pivoted where like Batman versus Superman became about Batman being like, why did you fucking do a hundred nine 11s? Then the Fast and Furious movies like tried to started like having more of that thing of like, don't worry. They can, we're in the die. We're in the desert.
Starting point is 00:24:26 We're in a warehouse with nobody's goons. A lot of people died in this movie. A whole train full of people passed away. A bunch of cops were decapitated. People got shot so many times that I was like, is this a war movie now? Like eight guys in hobbs's crew were murdered that's brutal that's like sicario it's so brutal i can't remember the actor's name but
Starting point is 00:24:52 the black dude in hobbs's crew oh boy he's hot he's so handsome he's in the show numbers too a show that i watched every episode of that's my problem uh but they uh they drop three grenades on him and two grenades land and then another grenade you're like let the guy die please and the rock is like making eye contact with them as the third grenade lands it's like this is heavy fucking dude and then saves the day is vin diesel with a pump action shotgun of course he. He's got a special Vin Diesel of guns. He does. There are a lot of shots where Vin was like, make me look good.
Starting point is 00:25:32 And they were like, we'll do. We'll put you in slow-mo. We'll get that camera angle going. You're our hero. He's the producer now. I'm the producer now. Even the Brazil line, he knows to stand in the Del delt trap bicep flex
Starting point is 00:25:48 where we can see all of his muscles and he's standing like christ the redeemer he's just like i am brazil he does dominic terretto is christ in his mind he was ready to die for paul walk ready to die for brian o'connor's sins at the end of this movie he really was so this movie starts with mia and brian meeting up with vince calls him a buster i tee hee heed and vince is like i got a job let's let's also mia knows spanish i was like i didn't know this but anyway uh he's like we're gonna steal these cars from a train and they love opening these movies with these like western homages to like robbing train cars robbing trucks whatever um so they uh so wait i don't understand who like the accomplices are like who are those people who are like that's we're gonna
Starting point is 00:26:46 get that car that's zz who's reyes from brazil the main bad guys that's his right hand man okay yes and they need that call that special car because that's the one that has that has the chip in it yes exactly but that's weird that when because then they eyeball when mia's like i'll take this one yes and then you see he's like the plan has changed i'm vin diesel i'm aware of everything that's happening at all times i was like vin how are you here you what how do you know all see all he's instantly informed about everything that's going on i love the reveal when him and brian run into each other like when like they open the train it's like standing there yes it looks again very homoerotic the two of them and a lot of their scenes are very gay in a in a way i'm here for i'm
Starting point is 00:27:32 enjoying it i mean i like everything that's like homo like these these movies are very like gay and i like them it's bromance i think it's good for culture i think so too for you know men who identify as straight to be like i could be family with another man who's not related to me and love him i love this man more than anything in the world it's great quick aside do you guys watch the show dave on fx the little dick? No, but I saw a commercial for it, and I was like, this seems very funny. I highly recommend it. It's really funny,
Starting point is 00:28:09 but I also think it's one of the coolest portrayals of adult heterosexual male friendship. They fight, but there's also moments of like, I'm worried about your mental health, friend. It's just a really cool vibe, and it feels new. It feels like you haven't seen it feels it feels new it feels like you haven't seen it it feels realistic and nice in a similar vein um do you guys watch summer house no no it's a reality show on bravo and there's like kind of an interesting male friendship in
Starting point is 00:28:37 that too i recommend it if you have time. I love this. I love it. We're telling the people where they can look for male friendships to emulate. Carl and Kyle. It's an interesting thing. They start a business together. They have to get real. It's great.
Starting point is 00:28:55 Anyway. We're sitting here soft pitching other newcomer season ideas. Yeah, because I haven't seen any of these things. So, okay. They escape to their safe house and i was like how do they already have is this vince's safe house what where who who uh where are we what is it where are we getting safe houses are a character in this movie you get a lot of like thank god uh oh hobs we almost died fighting hobs it's like all right cool well let's
Starting point is 00:29:25 go to a different safe house he doesn't know about it's like they have like five giant and one safe house features a fucking indoor driving course like they have which was nuts well no he was like build a course and i was like what how is this big enough how did you get the dimensions? How do you know? So Brian, Dom, and Mia, they, like, are taking apart the car. They find this fucking chip. So Vince arrives, and he's, like, being all shady and shit. And then Brian and Mili's like, no, you were in on it. And then fucking Dom's just like, no, he says he's not. He's not.
Starting point is 00:30:06 What are you up to? That turn made me laugh so hard. I was like, why did you tell Brian to leave him alone and then be like, hey, what's going on? Brian, I'm the one who finds out everything that happens in these movies.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Okay, relax. I'm a producer. But it turns out, oh, maybe they fucking kill vince because he was being bad he was gonna sell the chip to rice on his own i mean not to get you know deeper into the franchise since the fans don't like it or whatever but that's okay i don't care we don't i don't give a fuck about the fans. I'm only in here for one season. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:48 If you want to get pissed at me, you can actually get pissed at Lapkus's baby. Yeah. I mean, technically that baby is the reason why the podcast changed. So there you go. But as you'll see and continue to see in later installments in the franchise they don't give a shit if somebody does something bad like
Starting point is 00:31:09 they are very happy to just like retcon something and be like it's actually fine like we still love them but why not with Vince yeah I don't know they're just like Vince fuck you you're out of here maybe he stood up to Vince he comes back and saves them later He comes back and saves them later.
Starting point is 00:31:25 He gets his heroic return. Vince isn't dead dead? No, he is dead dead. He dies in this movie, but I'm saying they throw him out now and he comes back and saves Mia at the market later on in this movie. Then he gets shot in the big
Starting point is 00:31:41 where the dude gets three grenades. Vince gets one shot, but also does. But did you like seeing early in the movie when Vince is driving and you see the scars on his arm from Fast 1? I did catch that. And I was like, that is such a good, good, good. Like, honestly, if you blink, you'll miss it. Yes. But like a very good detail.
Starting point is 00:32:04 I also bet Vin really fought for that. Like he was like, trust me, put the scars on. They're like, no one's going to see it. People will talk about it later on a podcast. In 10 years. Are you familiar with newcomers? What's a podcast, Vin? He's just like an internal being.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Like this American life? He's experiencing all of time at once i believe it so they discovered that uh this chip for whatever reason this criminal put on his chip the locations of all his money yeah and it's 10 million dollars in or no sorry a hundred million dollars in cash which is a lot but then agent luke hobbs and his team arrive in rio to arrest dom and brian with the help of a local rookie elena neves absolute i love when the rock is getting off the uh ship with his crew here because he's in full-blown dwayne johnson mode he's like yep these, you do not let them get in a car. They are runners.
Starting point is 00:33:08 I need you over here. We need a helo. And then they're like, oh, we can get you a translator. He's like, already picked one. And he has a really serious reason for why he picked her. But it's like, already picked one. Yeah, she's an absolute smoke show, of course. I'd be like, all right, Hobbs, pump the brakes. You have no women in your crew. The one you want to add is this absolute smoke show of course i'd be like all right hobs pump the brakes you have no women in
Starting point is 00:33:26 your crew the one you want to add is this absolute smoke nice try and he says she's got a nice smile and i was like huh okay and then later i was like oh i guess he picked the rookie because she's not corrupt yeah yeah but then i was like so funny but like the least corrupt person's the hottest in the department conveniently enough for uh for fast franchise some of the most beautiful people in the world are evil and some are truly good but i'm just like why are dom and brian that wanted that there's a special agent who like searches hunts and kills people that is now on their case? And it's because I'm doing work for the movie here, but it's because those DEA agents were killed on the train by the Brazilian. And they got framed for it.
Starting point is 00:34:20 I want to talk about this fucking favela parkour scene. This is so fucking fun. I was in the theater seeing this for the first time with Ben Rogers and Gavin Spieler before cage match. And this movie reinvigorated my love of going to the theater of big blockbuster action movies. It like got me. And then like between fast and mission impossible,
Starting point is 00:34:41 I just like was able to like enjoy these non-comic book franchises that were so thrilling but this movie this chase scene where vin is just like running through walls the rock is running through like they don't even let dominic and brian run the same way they're like he's like no vin would be straightforward and through the walls and brian would do parkour and it's like did you not cackle when she goes i'm pregnant i'm like babe i don't think you are anymore like i would hold off into i would go get checked out because you just jumped through like fucking six ceilings and you're confident you're still pregnant they crash through a fucking ceiling i cannot every time i laugh because she goes i'm pregnant and it's like solves everything and then you're like why would you let that why would you then you shouldn't have ran like you should have
Starting point is 00:35:38 just gotten arrested yeah just like kind of give up and be like i gotta keep the baby safe but she's like no i don't give a shit you know, they tell some women that you can like run and exercise up until like eight months, I think. Yeah. I remember hearing Charlotte on Sex and the City when she's nervous about the baby and she gives up running and she starts again because they tell her it's safe up until eight months. Yeah. If you jog your baby away, we're sorry.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Another newcomer's soft pitch. A 200 episode series about Sex and the City. I fucking love Sex and the City. I love love Sex and the City. I love Sex and the City too. It's so fucking good. We used to watch it just all the fucking time in our house.
Starting point is 00:36:31 It would just be background all the time. It still holds up. I will say the last season, not my favorite. I thought the first movie was a beautiful package to the franchise. It wasn't a good movie, i was like i wanted more i got more the second movie is an abomination that i will watch okay that's how much i love the franchise i will suffer through it but i do think it gets muslims right i do think that's the one thing sex in the city 2 does get right is they can figure out they they have they touch on the
Starting point is 00:37:02 the cultural just lightly i think they haven't completely figured out sex in the city too why would you take such a swing and be like let's do like weird it was really strange it was a very strange miss we're going to abu dhabi why the the show is called sex in the city new york city it made zero sense anyway back to fast and the furious um when dom realizes that the rock is chasing him that hobbs is chasing or shot wait no shot hobbs hobbs when hobbs is chasing him and he's like jumping and his like arms are kind of stretched out but he like looks behind him for whatever reason that was very funny to me it's because it's physically impossible yeah physically he's soaring through the air at like 240 pounds with boot cut jeans on maybe that's what it was i was like there's no way that this huge man is as
Starting point is 00:37:57 agile as they're trying to make him see and he's literally like doing a fucking like you do that shit in the olympics snowboarding like the complete spin around he's able to like look catch him in the sky like oh okay then i should land here it's like you can't physically do that it's crazy you would just be rolling through fucking plywood and hoping you land safely eventually it also like not to you know just be like a rock stan here but the rock is like he's a giant guy but he's also like pretty athletic and you buy that he's agile like you're like he can move vin diesel is just like if you took a bunch of muscles and like crammed them he's like so dense that and him doing any kind of anything besides just like stiffly walking and punching well he doesn't
Starting point is 00:38:46 demonstrate agility in any other scenes like i the the fist fight where the rock does like the back hand spring up and that's like but vin diesel's move is like smashing his head against the wall he's like he doesn't have the same kind of he never demonstrates agility although we should say vin diesel soars through the air and in caps catches people a lot in this movie series yes that's something he does multiple times fly through the air and save someone or grab someone that he has he's very good at aiming himself like a giant doughy corona filled torpedo towards something which I truly don't buy okay so the crew assembles
Starting point is 00:39:31 and Vince rejoins the crew and then in an effort to consolidate the money which is a really great plan they burn a bunch of cash in front of Rise's staff they're counting money and they burn it some of his favorite employees were they're counting money and they burn it some of his some of his
Starting point is 00:39:47 favorite employees were present for the money burning in the safe house they were filling out their w2s hr is pissed it turns out there was lighter fluid near the safe house i love this part where they all take their masks off it's like only dom has to you know what i mean yes and arguably none of them should because the plan makes no sense regardless the plan does make sense burn the money tell him who did it actually no you don't have to tell him who did it no yeah you really don't he just knows his money got burned so he moves his money into the police station yeah i love that moment when they're watching, everyone's watching the money from different places. And they're like,
Starting point is 00:40:29 we all work in, we all have shot movies and TV shows. Imagine that's like 14 days of shooting just to get all those single shots of people going, whoa, whoa. As cars drive by. Like that is a half a month of worth of shooting just to have that and that's
Starting point is 00:40:47 why i like these movies it's like i need all that info they must take forever to fucking shoot i believe this one was like two months over schedule or something like that i mean i imagine there's so many fucking shots i remember talking to uh they're the production designer for The Tomorrow War also worked on some of the Fast movies I worked on The Tomorrow War Nicole's gotta have a live reaction to your credit
Starting point is 00:41:16 about The Tomorrow War I think it's because I knew this I was talking to Mitch and Mitch was like Jen's here! and I was like oh that's so fun that's nice so I knew it but I can act like I didn't know it you were trying to do it
Starting point is 00:41:29 thank you that's exactly what I was looking for thank you so much but yeah I remember I was talking to him and I was like I love the Fast and the Furious movies and he was telling me about how they shot, I think it was for six,
Starting point is 00:41:46 actually. They like shot on a stretch of actual road in like Colorado or something. But then for pickups, they had to like rebuild the road in Atlanta. Oh my God. And it's just like the, the scale of these movies is so unlike anything I've ever seen before. It's so awesome.
Starting point is 00:42:06 And it's amazing. You can tell it looks so good, though. To rebuild a road is crazy. Crazy. The opening sequence of the movie, that is a practical truck crashing into the side of a real train that's moving. That's fucking awesome. Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:42:22 It's so cool. I do appreciate that they use so much practical like oh i think the whole movie's practical like i don't think they do i think well i guess like the fire and shit some of that is like but reading in the i think it was in the trivia they mentioned that justin lynn got some shit for all the sort of like special effects that were in digital effects that were in tokyo drift uh so i think he like swung the other way on purpose with this movie and then also found a little bit of lightning in a bottle with that like bringing the whole cast together and making it like big blockbuster style foot
Starting point is 00:42:55 chases and stunts and and three different romance stories going on at the same time it's like it's so and that doesn't even include brian and dom and dom and hobbes but like uh there's like 11 very tense romantic relationships all happening at once this movie has so much and it's like this is what we need to go going forward also each movie feels like a reboot like i felt like the fourth one was a reboot of the franchise this one was a reboot of the franchise like This one was a reboot of the franchise. Like it's, it's really interesting how they can do just really do it over and over and
Starting point is 00:43:31 over again. From here on out. They really do start to feel like sequels of like, it feels like Jen, correct me. Am I wrong? Like five is the second half of like where the movies change. They become like the big giant 14 cast member uh ensemble blockbusters but
Starting point is 00:43:47 it's funny that like you're right they like recon right and then they finally just like muscle it and five works and they're like got it yeah this is what we'll do add a new majorly famous majorly talented majorly attractive person every movie for the next five movies but it's wild that they got five movies to figure out the movie yeah it's crazy including entire cast changes in the first three yeah it's so insane like in retrospect it really is just like they really were like trying so hard to make it happen in like against like all odds and it's like you never like it's a weird mix where it's like i feel like studios never like do that like take the risk of like no no no okay like i think we figured it out this time and then be like okay not really but like
Starting point is 00:44:36 what about this like it was amazing how about one more 200 million dollar movie and then we'll see like imagine a studio executive saying that now it's like let's do one more seven figure film and then i think we should have it in the place we'll figure it out um so just real quick back to the plot so oh sorry sorry nicole that's why i forgot what i was trying to say all the all the cop cars go into the police station bringing the money in there and everyone was watching from like 14 different locations because they're trying to be undercover. People are looking for them.
Starting point is 00:45:10 But the last shot is them 12 people across in like black leather standing on the roof directly across from the police station going, wow, it's a police station. It's like you're on facial recognition software just in the last scene and now you guys are standing 12 abreast walking in slow motion for the cool coolness of the shot but completely showing your ass to everybody very funny how frequently they are just in public in
Starting point is 00:45:38 broad daylight as wanted people but the fight we talked about happens and i mean at one point hobbs says he was like you're disgusting you beat a man with a fucking uh what is it like not a screwdriver uh monkey wrench a monkey wrench or a wrench and then right before the fight like ends he like holds his wrench up and then slams it down but then you think you it's revealed he slams it next to Hobbes's head and then he he lets Hobbes arrest the crew and then they get attacked baby and this is this is really fun because they don't really do like straight up shootout scenes in uh Fast and the Furious movies. Like, and this is kind of shit I'm always looking for in movies, too. Just like blowing people.
Starting point is 00:46:28 And this movie, like this sequence is so dope. And The Rock gets his chance to kill 50. Like his crew is getting murked. And he just comes out and he's like, hold on. Dink, dink, dink, dink. He just keeps, and every time he just fires like four rounds, people leap out of the, it's like, what the fuck? He's a champion.
Starting point is 00:46:47 It's wild. And then Vince is fatally shot. And then we find out that he named his son Nick after Dominic Toretto. Oh, no, his name is Nico after Dominic Toretto. And then he's like, oh, I want you. Don't you worry. And I was like, but why does he have to die i'm like really hung up on the fact that he had to die well i feel like and i don't this doesn't
Starting point is 00:47:14 feel exactly like uh fast and the furious mentality but it does feel like they're like vince isn't really popping no one loves vince let's just kill him in this movie because like they were like han is dead already but let's let's people kill him in this movie. Cause like they were like, Han is dead already, but let's, let's people love him. So let's jam him into as many more movies as possible. Vince ain't getting that much traction. Ice him.
Starting point is 00:47:32 Like we'll just have him die off camera. I think that has to be it. Like why else would he not have come back? It's either that, or it literally is like he ate the last tiramisu at catering one day. And Vin Diesel was like, fuck you, man. And then he gets the pages and he's like catering one day and vin diesel was like fuck you man and then he gets the pages and he's like wait i die i read the script how did this what behind him looking so mad your problem is you thought you were in fast and the furious but
Starting point is 00:47:58 you were really in tiramisu um and then so hobbs and elena they're they're like okay great we're part of the team now and i was like wait what but then i was like okay i get it the bad guy killed all of hobbs's team so he's like great i will join the criminals to get back at the man who murdered my team and i was like i feel like that's against his whole principle that he like established he's like i capture the bad guy but but so it's like no you get a new team to capture the two bad guys that you're now after there's a little bit of uh light work done by elena throughout the movie too where she's like but they gave the gasoline away why would they there's no way they would kill the de-agents and then she gets that interaction with vin with dom at her house where dom takes his own
Starting point is 00:48:50 ten dollar necklace back oh my god that letty gave her so then i'm like okay they end up together at the end of the movie after she takes his necklace that letty his former lover gave him and I was like this is messy it's a full on soap opera like it just is like the WWE of action movies like it's just full drama like just constant like no the necklace
Starting point is 00:49:17 it's so crazy it's worth nothing he's like it's worth a lot of me I didn't if I was after you I didn't even ask she's like, it's worth nothing. He's like, it's worth a lot of me. Okay. I didn't, if I was after you, I didn't even ask. And she's like, huh? I was like, okay, see you later, man. And it's like, she's, everyone is so heroic. And like Vin loves that like underdog story.
Starting point is 00:49:37 So it's like, your husband was killed by a corrupt cop. And now you're going after him. I appreciate that. I love you. I appreciate that. I love you I appreciate that I love you so okay they break into the police station to figure out the safe thing and oh wait also
Starting point is 00:49:57 before that they send Wonder Woman to go get his fingerprints this is my favorite I love this so much. The way she gets it, she just talks to this guard and she's like, hello, I need to talk to that man. And they're like, great. The biggest criminal in all of Rio de Janeiro.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Come on in, Wonder Woman. And she's like, hi, excuse me. I'd like you to put your arm around me. He's like, I can do that. And then that's how they get his fucking fingerprints. The way that they get. So, yeah, they get his fingerprints because he like taps her butt and so it's like on her bathing suit bottoms the way that he taps her butt is not the way that i would ever expect like it's just such an egregious like he
Starting point is 00:50:37 like circle like full hand on her butt circles around past it like it. Like it's Brazilian. It's cultural. I don't know. I apologize to all our Brazilian listeners. I don't know what I'm talking about. It's okay. They forgive you. So the way they break into the police station is they put a bomb in the poop fucking pipe. And then it explodes poop on this man who's just trying to use the restroom.
Starting point is 00:51:04 And then. poop on this man who's just trying to use the restroom and then how many movies have you seen in your life that feature a toilet exploding with shit spraying out of it i feel like 80s movies 80s comedies had shit like that i'm like watching this movie and this happens i'm like have i seen this in a hundred movies in my life like i why am i so well versed in shit i don't know it felt very comforting and i felt like i was at home watching it i was like this is not as wild as they want it to be because i i i feel like i've seen this um and then what's is what the two the little duo what is their names uh leo and santos i think uh yeah santos yeah, Leo and Santos, they go in, they pose as janitors that nobody in this police station
Starting point is 00:51:49 has ever seen before, but they're fine with it. And then start to drill holes in the wall. And I was like, not one cop was like, there's construction, what? Shouldn't they just be cleaning the shit? What do you mean there's, what? They're not the contract, they're not. That was wild to
Starting point is 00:52:05 me that nobody said anything i feel like if my toilet exploded shit and somebody started drilling into the wall i'd be like yeah whatever i don't know do whatever you have a question i would be like i i need to know what exactly is happening also i was like wait was the vault on the other side of the bathroom yes uh wait jen you just i feel the same way like if someone's fixing my car or doing something in my house like they could literally take a hammer put it in the middle of my tv and i'd look at them and they'd be like this is actually how you do this and i'd be like right okay yeah i don't have the confidence to say that that's wrong like so i'm just drilling directly into my toilet and I'd be like, uh-huh. Yeah, this needs to happen.
Starting point is 00:52:49 I'm not, I don't want to sound like I don't know what's going on here. Here's why I ask questions and I don't give a fuck if they're stupid. I had a leak in my bathroom. My friend took a shower in my bathroom and then there was a ton of water on the ceiling. And I was like, oh my God, if water's's showing on the ceiling that means the leak is very bad so I had a plumber come and he's like I have to put a hole in your ceiling and I said okay put a hole in the ceiling and he goes I gotta put another hole in your ceiling I said okay he put two holes in my ceiling and he goes you ain't got no pipes up there and I said excuse me he goes let me run a test and the test was to just turn the hot water on with the door closed and he goes it's condensation so then i had to get the two
Starting point is 00:53:30 holes he put in my fucking ceiling fix so i always ask fucking questions now uh you don't have any pipes in here lady no uh what excuse me what what what do you mean i put 40 holes in the wall i didn't find one pipe sorry gotta go yeah basically and then he was like $3,000 cause it was like I don't know maybe $300 it was probably $300 cause it was like after hours so I paid him the $300 and then cancelled
Starting point is 00:53:58 my card so then it bounced and and then they called me for a very long time until I said Drain Kings you're not kings in my eyes. You'll never get this money. Anywho, so. Well, now we've cleared that up. Wow, drag them.
Starting point is 00:54:17 So then there's like, oh, okay. So there's a, wait, wait what happens there's a police chase wait wait not to jump around too much but just to jump back to when roman tries to get the remote control car in there so they could do some spying oh that was very funny i think it's very funny she goes your card says caucasian what the fuck like you're using brian's yeah brian's fbi id and i was like there's probably a face on it too that shows a white person it's really funny that roman's character is introducing this movie is like we need someone who could talk his way into anywhere and honestly also they also say we need a chameleon and and it's in reference to an Asian dude coming to Brazil.
Starting point is 00:55:08 It's like, he's not going to blend like you think, man. That is very funny. I didn't even clock that. That is so funny. And they're like, we need a fast talker. And Roman just comes in. He goes, yo, hey, take this. And the guy's like, no.
Starting point is 00:55:19 He's like, okay, see you later. I got to go. It is so crazy. Roman throughout the entire franchise is like a bumbling buffoon, but he's supposed to be like a smooth man, but he's always just like getting in trouble. He's like, I think it's like playing pranks. I think it stems from the second one where it's like,
Starting point is 00:55:38 he is like, you know, smooth or whatever, but also it was like kind of funny. And then maybe Vin Diesel was like, he can't be too masculine because like I'm pretty masculine that's exactly what happened like you notice that he can't have like his hero her heroism stepped on in any way no he can't because Brian is like kind of like
Starting point is 00:55:57 the little brother character like he literally wears vans in every scene oh brian's wardrobe is insane he dresses exactly like i did in sixth grade but he's a 35 year old man in 2001 like in in too fast it's at its best too he has like an orange county choppers t-shirt on and like great and like wide leg jeans you're like what is going but yeah it's fucking perfect so they buy another safe so i practice opening it yeah to practice opening it and then um they build a track and then everyone but like what is the track the track is the exact way to get into the police station with the cameras rigged the exact way they are. Oh, I see, I see, I see. It's so obviously a way for the movie to be like, fuck, you know what? We don't have a lot of cars racing around here.
Starting point is 00:56:55 It's like, okay, let's build a racetrack in the base and have every character do one cool thing in a car. It's like, perfect. And it works for me. It worked for me, too. And I was like oh no they're never gonna get fast enough but then invisible idea invisible cars they go steal some cop cars and then they race the cop cars and they keep shifting and i was like so the cop cars in brazil are sticks i was like how is everyone in this world driving a stick also it's like lay low
Starting point is 00:57:23 it's like great let's go steal cop cars and then one block away talk over the loudspeaker about how we're racing for a million dollars you're absolutely right tyrese literally on a loudspeaker like we're gonna steal money we stole these cop cars all right ready set go uh i'm a han fucking fanatic i'm a hanimal if you will and his line when he's like we're probably gonna die doing this anyway why not make it a million it's just so he's so fucking charming when he says that i miss that i wish he threw a chip in his mouth there because that's usually how he ends every one of his lines of dialogue in the movie but in that moment i was like looking at him i'm like i'm so glad you didn't go to tokyo yet tokyo is bad man you can't go to tokyo it is so wild
Starting point is 00:58:15 that this man who has been on so many fucking adventures gets killed in a kerfuffle with the lamest lead of a movie well maybe you'll find out something that uh just you don't you worry if you think he was killed what happens the listeners will get mad that i'll eventually find out let's just say that the circumstances surrounding han's death change for several they've already changed a couple of times and they changed several more i can't fucking wait so this vault chase so this it's wild it's creative as fuck it's amazing visualizing that is so fucking thrilling that's like to be like oh we broke it i know how we can make this chase different than other chases and they were right they were right and dom somehow
Starting point is 00:59:11 knows how to drive to yo-yo this vault into cars to then slam cars into other cars and then flip into the water i was like this is. But it was like thrilling to watch. It's truly amazing. Like I always am like, you know how like being a, like a writer, like performer, like people are always just like, how do you come up with this stuff?
Starting point is 00:59:35 And that's like a hacky thing that we all make fun of or whatever. Sorry if that's news to you. Watching this. Actually, you're welcome because maybe D'Angelo nipped that in the bud and you won't ask comics that anymore,
Starting point is 00:59:46 you fucking losers. But watching this movie, I truly was like, how did they come up with this stuff? Yeah. It's just so amazing. It's incredible.
Starting point is 00:59:56 It really was. And then... You're like, I gotta have that safe at my wedding. I wish you had a recreation of that fucking safe. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:00:07 And that's what you came out of before you walked down the aisle. Oh, you drove away in a little limo and it said just married but you were dragging a giant safe instead of a bunch of cans.
Starting point is 01:00:16 And it takes out like the entire reception. Yeah, you do donuts just destroying the... Yeah, I should have been driven down the aisle by like a car but then, yeah, I'm in the safe. That's the tree. Yeah, I should have been driven down the aisle by like a car. But then, yeah, I'm in the safe.
Starting point is 01:00:28 That's the surprise. Open it up. Died of suffocation. I wonder how much money it would cost to have Vin Diesel give you away. We like, I really tried to get The Rock involved in our wedding in some way. And my dream was like, what if he performed the ceremony? But I was like, that we absolutely can't make happen. But I was like, could I get a video from him?
Starting point is 01:00:57 And I couldn't get that either. I wonder how much it would cost. Everybody has a price. Everybody has a price everybody do you guys know i'm pretty sure nick mundy oh god the rock to the rock officiated his wedding as a surprise to his fiance yes that happens kind of around the same time and i remember he met the rocket like a junket and was like they hit it off or something like that he was like they like pranked his fiance but like she walked down like she walked into it and the rock was there to marry them i don't know the specifics
Starting point is 01:01:28 uh the social media team here at head gum will post it or not at all and you guys will ask about it and no one will ever answer and no one will ever answer i don't give a fuck wait we we got to get through the end of this chase Into the seven little coda endings That this movie features after the chase I love that this movie would not end They were like, you want more And more and more Show me what every single person in the movie
Starting point is 01:02:01 Is now doing post the movie I'm here for it I want to see every character we were ever introduced to what they are i want to see the guy cleaning shit off of himself and claiming to his wife in portuguese about it or whatever wait but here's what i didn't understand so vin diesel dom is just like all right brian you gotta go and then he like finishes the chase i was like where was brian supposed to go and then how did you know you were gonna be able to kill everyone and like it was very confusing to me honestly it's he has a ton of confidence in nos uh as like and that's
Starting point is 01:02:41 something this franchise will really hammers home over the course of 10 plus films. I forgot that Nos is not prominently featured in this one, but we just have a little nod to Nos at the end where he's like, okay, turn it on, baby. I mean, and then. It makes no sense, but he wants his Christ thing of like, you brian family you know raise my nephew or niece correctly and then he fucking just turns and his plan is to drive right at everyone but the other thing is that's their plan too like none of them stop and go well move or drive backwards or turn yes truly and after the first time this safe hits a car i'd be like oh i gotta go home yeah this this doesn't seem like it's gonna be good for me like if you're a crooked cop you give up in like 30 seconds it's
Starting point is 01:03:31 not like you know i'm not gonna die for this duty there no and then at the end i will say i was got i was like they're just gonna leave the vault. And then when the rock opens it with the greatest of ease, because it wasn't even locked, he truly pulls it open. And I was like, how come the door didn't open while I was swinging into cars? But anyway, there's no money involved. And then we get to see the rock figure out how they did it. And he's able to imagine the garbage truck underneath the overpass somehow. That one shot of Gal Gadot driving the garbage truck underneath the overpass somehow uh that one shot of gal
Starting point is 01:04:06 driving was really funny for some reason right she's driving a truck with the big wheel and she's trying to look sexy as she's jiggling around gabriel's when i like when i tell you i like guffawed i was laughing so fucking. My dog looked at me and was like, bitch, I don't know if it was that funny. And I was like, but it was Clyde. I'll rewind it.
Starting point is 01:04:30 And I did. He didn't look at it, but like very funny to me. Luda getting that other chest, the other safe for practice or whatever. Like you don't remember that. Like they let you forget that. And then when it's revealed,
Starting point is 01:04:44 it's like, oh fuck, they do have a copy of the safe. it's so fucking cool it was great it was it was smart again how do you come up with it it was good it was i thoroughly enjoyed it it was very fun it's so good real quick we have to take another break. Let's talk through some of our characters' postscripts. We get to see where everyone is heading off to in their lives. We see Han and Giselle talking about heading off to Tokyo, but not just yet. Not just yet.
Starting point is 01:05:30 And the way they're making out as they drive, there's no way they didn't crash into something. Oh my god. In the Los Bandoleros, Vin and Letty go ham in the car while driving, too. This is the most Fast and the Furious thing ever.
Starting point is 01:05:52 In a 15-minute short film, they make out on a kayak in a car dude yes and she doesn't show up until the last three minutes of it it's it's wild it's so fucking but again i talk about this every week the pg-13 sexiness of this uh genre of this series, hits really hard in this moment. It's like this is the distillation of what they think. It's kissing in a car. Two beautiful people, Han and Giselle. And it's like, this is as sexy as it gets in the Fast and the Furious universe because a car is involved as well. involved as well like that literally the sexiest like most sexual most graphic sexual moment in the movie is her taking a sarong off to reveal a bikini like a modest bikini yeah yeah but it is like it's played like in eighth grade when the handsome dude walks but honestly the modest
Starting point is 01:06:40 bikini was truly for the plan because they needed enough fabric to get the finger right or else or else ludicrous would be having to hold gal gadot's ass up to the safe and like press her cheeks into it's like drop your drawers move bitch get out i truly wish that that's what they had to do just holding this thin woman's butt up to this fucking thing. Oh my God. Also, do fingerprints stay on fabric like that? I can't imagine that's based on reality. And definitely not bathing suits.
Starting point is 01:07:16 Yes. But I like she also randomly had the blue light flashlight that shows the handprint on it. She's like, see see we got it right here when'd you get that she was like let's go to the store before we get back to the fucking warehouse she's like hon turn around I have to take my bikini off walk around and just see through
Starting point is 01:07:35 with no bottoms until I get back to the safe house where I kept my size zero jeans oh boy and then the biggest one of them all Elena and the rock are now a full-blown team or something like that wait are they no no sorry I mixed up Elena's with uh Vin Diesel now yeah Elena's with Dom and I really hated that I was just like you know you were ride or die for Letty you didn't want to fuck wonder woman because she wasn't enough
Starting point is 01:08:05 of a percentage of angel whatever but like we're gonna fuck uh elena no this is sacrilegious to me this is sick i was like really upset i was in no amount of white jeans and white white uh tank top and you know silver cross can make this okay but i But then the fucking kicker, if you think you're upset then, then you find out Leti is still alive. He finally moved on, but it's not a good time to do that. No, you're going to regret moving on, brother.
Starting point is 01:08:38 And Elena, you're going to be in a complex situation going forward. Yeah, because they're given details that there was a hijacking of a military convoy in berlin and in the file he discovers a recent photo of letty but i'm like does hobbs know who letty is i don't yeah because he knows everything about his prey oh i feel like i feel like he does i feel like unfortunately because he would know about their previous crimes and she was probably implicated but But it's crazy. She's now the second person that has
Starting point is 01:09:08 died on camera in this movie. And in these movie series, she's now the second person resurrected. Well, technically not the last. Technically she's the first person resurrected, right? Because Tokyo Drift hasn't happened yet. Right. To be fair, yes.
Starting point is 01:09:24 Oh, right. Han was resurrected by moving the placement of the movie in the timeline. One, two, four, five, six, seven, eight. Yeah, then Han is resurrected in another way. So does that mean five comes after? So Leti, she's definitely not dead. So we thought she was dead, but she's not dead. Or does five take place later? No. Three hasn't happened yet, but four has. Okay. dead so we thought she was dead but she's not dead or does five take place later no uh three
Starting point is 01:09:46 hasn't happened yet but four has okay so yeah we thought she was dead okay but she's not she like literally looks at the camera she's like i'm dead and like yes we thought she was dead because she was clearly killed on camera right and because our main character in the movie mourned for her for a huge chunk of the fourth movie he wouldn't fuck nobody for a whole movie wait when hobbs lets them go another time he's like 24 hours and i'll see i'll be seeing you dom he's like no you won't but i was like why does he let them go? Because they saved his life. Yeah, because they like helped him avenge his crew.
Starting point is 01:10:28 And then also he kills Rise and I was like, bring him in. He's like a big underlord. Like, isn't that a good get? Dude, it's fun that he flippantly kills him though. I do like that he just walks up
Starting point is 01:10:38 and he goes pop. He just walks up with his fucking like stocky I'm holding two suitcases position like arms and then just pop pop shoots the guy twice. He's like's for my team all right toredo 24 hours get moving it's like slow down uh hobs but honestly so like vin has talked about the rocks performance and i kind of get it what no the rocks i'm a big I'm not saying the rock is bad I'm just saying Vin does
Starting point is 01:11:10 take moments and is soft in some moments there I mean his line reads are basically like the same but like some are loud some are a little softer he takes a moment maybe slows it down the rock kind of was that like even pace the whole movie like just like there wasn't as many levels not that i've seen vin diesel i am levels i'm with you i don't want to go head to head with uh d'angelo the main rock stand young writer on young rock we can't afford to have that uh but i think the rock is not in the same movie as the rest of these guys and i don't think that means i think the rock might be in honestly a better movie but he stands out it's like his vibe is off but it's fun in this one and this was like oh man the rock and vin diesel he sort of doesn't i don't like the way he fits in the rest of the movies because he doesn't fit the energy and he is a little cooler than like or like bigger scary he's like a lot of the things
Starting point is 01:12:11 vin diesel's uh that dom is he's a little bit more heightened so it's like with him eliminated you like dom even more yeah so wow this is so fascinating. I really disagree. So I think The Rock is in a full-blown action movie where I think Vin Diesel is in a soap opera action movie. Correct. Yeah, I think that The Rock is treating it like wrestling in a way that I really like, where I'm sort of like, I like The Rock's vision of what this franchise is,
Starting point is 01:12:44 which is kind of like you sort of know that it's really crazy and over the top and like stuff doesn't really make sense and it's sort of like there's a little bit of a wink to it but he's also taking it very seriously whereas Vin Diesel is just like this is art this is the best film ever made yes Vin Diesel is method in crashing cars on the weekends to be like, that's what Dom does. And that's what I'm here for. So is Paul Walker. Not cool.
Starting point is 01:13:17 I'm like upset with myself for saying that. I love that man so much. He's so great. It's honestly sad to see him in movies. He seems like such a nice man. He has, I will say this, Paul Walker has charisma you cannot buy. Yes. No.
Starting point is 01:13:33 He's got this child, I don't know, or youthful glow and grin. He's like boyishly gorgeous. Yes, there we go. Yes. like he's like boyishly gorgeous yeah there we go yes he's like so he's so good looking but he looks so young and like fragile at the same time but then he is kind of a good physical actor he gets better he gets some good hand-to-hand stuff in six and seven but like he's a good physical actor and like he really shot like i've i've been watching all of paul walker's other movies out of curiosity because i watched takers for the first time because i haven't seen a lot of his stuff and i'm like
Starting point is 01:14:08 oh shit we've really fucking are we're missing out like this dude would have had a fucking i think he would have only gotten because he was definitely not getting unattractive for the next like 35 years yeah i mean he was aging well yeah exactly he also was like he was like a crew person i think before like i feel like he was like a truck driver or something like he was like yeah oh that's so cool he was apparently i just remember hearing a story i can't remember who i heard it from maybe it's apocryphal maybe it's a lie here i go again but that he was like on the set of some movie and like a truck was blocking his car or something and he had been wrapped and like he was like on the set of some movie and like a truck was blocking his car or something.
Starting point is 01:14:46 And he had been wrapped and like, he was like trying to find someone to move it and there wasn't anyone around. So he, the keys were in there. So he like jumped in and just like moved it himself. And somebody came up and was just like, Hey, you can't fucking do that unless you're like in the union or whatever.
Starting point is 01:14:58 And he pulled out his union card. Cause he like, he used to do it or something. And then they like hugged. I hope this is something you have made up from like you know just like a hot sexy dream you had about her
Starting point is 01:15:12 that's my hot sexy dream is just like two men being nice to each other well then you're gonna love Dave on FX so wait this movie, it was nominated for awards. Best Action Movie, the People's Choice Awards.
Starting point is 01:15:30 It won Choice Movie Action, the Teen Choice Awards. Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, and Jordana Brewster were all nominated for their respective roles. It is 77% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. A critic for IFC.com said,
Starting point is 01:15:44 this movie is so drenched with testosterone it belongs on major league baseball's banned substances list okay that's a little much audience reviews are positive the budget was 125 million and it grows 626 million worldwide i bet whatever executive was like, we'll figure this out, is living real nice now. He died of high fives in the office on Monday, whoever it was. By the way, Jen, just looking up Paul Walker's IMDb,
Starting point is 01:16:18 clicking on the additional crew tab, brings up Expedition Great White, a TV documentary series where he was credited as deckhand slash researcher so homie was doing some like pa like behind the scenes stuff just the most attractive fucking p i mean that's los angeles for you where paul walker is a pa on a movie set because everyone is that fucking can you imagine if you were working on a show and paul walker was a pa and you're just like buddy you're an aging you're an aging actor in the lead feeling like you're a little paunchy and this guy is you're like man i'm and then all of a sudden it's like hey sir i'm the pa i'll be
Starting point is 01:16:54 walking you to your car come with me it's like who the fuck is this dude why is he wearing jankos um here's some trivia so the stunt involving the flatbed truck slamming into the moving train was filmed practically without the use of miniatures or cgi the collision nearly derailed the train uh this movie added 27 million to the puerto rican economy the production employed 236 technicians 13 145 extras that took up 16,824 room nights in local hotels. Oh, yeah, that's great. But why did they shoot in Rio de Janeiro? Anywho, the role of Hobbes was originally envisioned for Tommy Lee Jones.
Starting point is 01:17:37 Which is really funny because that would be he's playing his role from The Fugitive in U.S. Marshals. He, like, literally the guy who's chasing, escaping, that's so, but that sounds like a Vin Diesel idea, truly, where he's like, well, you know who's the best in movies like this? Let's just get him for the role. But Tommy, he was old then.
Starting point is 01:18:00 No, the energy would not be so old now. That would have been completely different. The Hobbes we got is exactly what the would have been completely different the hobs we got is exactly what the franchise needed we got the hobs we needed we got the hobs we deserve we did uh and you were right justin lynn focused on practical effects because people were complaining about too much cgi and this is the one thing where complaining served us well uh paul walker he did most of his own stunts training with parkour specialist paul darnell for authenticity uh they they set to shoot this for two months it ran over schedule it took five months whoa damn that's a long ass fucking time
Starting point is 01:18:43 meanwhile that like universal exec is just like guys trust me I promise it's gonna be fine please we got Roman back it's the exact thing we need Leo and Santos and Roman we got everybody very funny
Starting point is 01:19:01 um Jen we're at the end do you have anything you would like to plug um yeah check out young rock okay we'll do he's better than you wrote for the wrong it work on the young rock okay so this is right in okay uh fast and oprah voice fabulous have i watched a fast and the furious movie since the first no well i watch them now also no but i will listen to this podcast and delight in the goal and gabriel's explaining the deep ridiculousness
Starting point is 01:19:45 and fun of this franchise complete with the vroom vroom noises I will forever support Nicole's admitting love to Vin Diesel I love Vin Diesel I want to put my pussy on his head Gaber's and Byer are an amazing duo this is Aiden Mudd the first one was just numbers 21
Starting point is 01:20:01 883 Aiden Mudd said amazeballs Gaber's and Nicole are an amazing duo they go together like Doritos and Mountain Dew like wet naps wet naps and chicken wings oh wet naps yeah a wet nap is when you
Starting point is 01:20:17 take 20 minutes a dream and then cum in your pants I think I actually was like do they mean like when you take a nap after you get out of the pool and you weren't like actually dry oh my god instantly not dry at all you instantly fall you're like not dry uh i think i have the munchies okay so if you write a review we'll pick some we'll fucking read them next week we're back with fast and the furious six they just gave up naming these movies. And I love it.
Starting point is 01:20:51 Okay. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. Thank you. That was a Hiddem Original.

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