Newcomers: Scorsese, with Nicole Byer and Lauren Lapkus - The Oval (w/ Monique Heart)

Episode Date: May 11, 2021

Monique Heart (RuPaul's Drag Race) guides Lauren and Nicole through their first experience with a Tyler Perry television drama–the pilot episode of The Oval (2019). Follow Mo...nique on Instagram and Twitter, and check out Ace of Hearts with Monique Heart on Headgum. Next Week's Watchlist: Madea Goes to Jail (2009)Like the show? Rate Newcomers 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts and let us know what Tyler Perry hit they should check out next.Advertise on Newcomers via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a HeadGum Original. I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of the President of the United States. So help me God. You will not ruin this for me. Who the hell do you think you are? I'm the bitch that put you in this damn seat. I don't have a good feeling about these people. Be very careful.
Starting point is 00:00:40 I will send someone to your door. You are the coldest reptile I've ever seen. Nice passion. You're the president. What the hell is this world coming to? God bless America. You're a joke. Let's see if I won't put your head through that wall.
Starting point is 00:01:11 You two are the perfect couple. Yes we are. Aren't we, darling? You son of a bitch. You brought your whore. President gets a plus one. Oh, wow. Okay, this is the ninth episode of our third season. We're working our way through Tyler Perry's body of work for the first time. With the help of Perry Scholars, super fans, and sometimes people who've contributed. This season will now be 15 episodes. We've extended it five episodes because we're so
Starting point is 00:02:13 excited. Oh my God. And today we can say that we have experienced a Tyler Perry TV drama, The Oval, which came out in 2019. And we watched season one, episode one, the pilot. We'll be revisiting more movies and shows in the weeks to come. This is one of the most exciting ones we've watched, I think. Yes. It's available on BET Plus or for a small fee on Amazon, Apple TV and Google Play. Obviously, we're going to have spoilers. We're going to talk about every second of this show because every second of it is the most insane show I've ever seen. I'm so excited. I'm also so excited.
Starting point is 00:02:49 Nicole, really quickly, what did you think just off the top of your head about this episode? From start to finish, it was nuts. The beginning scene, you're like, wait, what is going on? And then I knew it was a presidential drama but i still was like what is that oh what a nice reveal oh my god i know oh my god and then the sex scene in the air the also everything that happened i was like if there's more like this i'm watching this whole thing i truly was like this is the show is fucking amazing there were multiple sex scenes that were like oh so they're just having sex.
Starting point is 00:03:25 I mean, it felt like crazy. Truly. Then there's like the whole sideline story with, I mean, well, there's 20 characters that they're introducing in the first like 10 minutes. So many people. Did y'all introduce me so I can talk about this, please? Like, I want to jump in so bad.
Starting point is 00:03:40 And I'm like, y'all are telling it. Okay. That's our guest today, Monique Hart. Monique, you see Monique on season 10 of RuPaul's Drag Race, season 4 of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, where she was a runner-up alongside Naomi Smalls. Oh, Monique,
Starting point is 00:03:56 thank you for being here. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Okay, yes. Now, can we talk about the opening scene, right? She's doing her makeup. He comes up behind her. She then, she gets very just, she's touching.
Starting point is 00:04:12 Wait, this is what did me, right? This is what did me. She touched herself and looked in the mirror. Oh, so beautiful. So, then he comes up behind her to kiss her. And then she takes off her earrings with just the most glaring disdain of this girl. And then they proceed to fight. Right?
Starting point is 00:04:31 Now, wait a minute. Yes. The fight is. When he grabbed her by the lace. And that is not. That is not the first time Tyler Perry has written a scene where someone has grabbed her. A woman is just being dragged around. You know she is wearing a lace runt. The lace
Starting point is 00:04:46 runt is done so beautifully. Shout out to all the Atlanta hairstylists. Shout out to all the Atlanta hairstylists. Girl, but he literally like from the rut and it didn't move. Girl, I said oh, that's a good wig. And then he threw her on the bed, bitch. I was gagged. And then he
Starting point is 00:05:02 says to her, no one's gonna hear you scream. Yes, girl! But then they start tussling and someone immediately comes in and is like, hello. They're at the, and then, well, and that's what we get the reveal of Mr. President.
Starting point is 00:05:15 I was like, Oh my God, Mike, my husband called it like one second before he's like, Oh, so he's the president. And I was like, spoilers.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Like I like to be surprised, but then like like wait a minute when she threw that vase at him oh my god well yeah so she kicks him in the balls and then he like pushed her to the ground and then she grabs a vase and hits him over the head with it it's truly it's very theatrical it's really like a play and it it's very, very theatrical. It's so stunty, like how they're fighting, like, ah, punch! You can kind of see the one, two, and choreography. Yes.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Very much like Cardi B and Meg Thee Stallion doing that little flip turn at the Grammy. One, two, and lift! And it's funny because it did not look like it was choreographed
Starting point is 00:06:04 for television. I was like, wrestling looks a little bit more realistic than some of these hits that she's doing. It's like you could almost see the distance between them. When she knees him in the balls, you could literally see so much distance between his body and her knee. And I was like, oh, yeah. But then you get a huge, it's called a nap that's the sound or at least that's what i was taught in school but the sound the sound when she like slaps his face is so loud but it's like right after you see all that air and you're like this is disjointed this fight
Starting point is 00:06:40 is wild well and that's the slaps like left no marks like the second someone comes in everyone looks perfectly fine i'm like you all should be each other like this is crazy and i love that she was like we're gonna need some hair and makeup and wardrobe her character is out of this world i mean crazy the way she speaks to her own daughter when she ran around the couch i laughed i laughed and laughed with you remind me that like so many things happen in this it's like it's it's impossible that tyler perry just every single page of this is crazy like we have like religious issues we have a rape we but not a rape it didn't happen an accused rape we have we have like slapping with physical violence, domestic abuse between the president and first lady. And then like both of the children.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Then I was thinking, okay, wait. Monique, we saw this clip online from like, I don't know what episode it is, so I'm sure you've watched it. Of a young boy who now I think is the son, right? I think he's the son. Who's like jerking off in front of this woman and then she's like, I don't like this. And then he like throws it at her when he comes. Baby, okay.
Starting point is 00:07:50 So I don't want to give too much away, but this is because the son, which you will later see, has issues, okay? He is one that is not on a scale. He has issues like that Ted and Bundy, girl. You know, somebody should have hugged. Somebody should have just hugged him a little bit more, okay? But you see, his parents are dysfunctional.
Starting point is 00:08:12 They are dysfunctional girls. And the daughter's the worst. Oh, she's rude. I have never, girl, as you see me, I just want, oh, girl, I wanted to take her out myself, girl. I was like, somebody come get this little girl. But she is, first of all, she annoys me because you watch her in other things and she acts just as hard the same way. Okay. But I was like, she, oh, when that whole, when she accused the butler side.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Yes. Bitch, I was like like somebody killed this little girl it was so fucked up but also she like comes in drunk she demands that he shows her to her room
Starting point is 00:08:51 yes and it's like day one of being the day one of being first daughter this is all day one girl cause she throws her purse down and she's like
Starting point is 00:08:59 where's my room like it's like wait have you not been home yet like what is this they also keep showing different outside shots of the house sometimes it's like wait have you not been home yet like what is this they also keep showing different outside shots of the house sometimes it's the white house sometimes it's not the white house and then you're inside the white house and you're like wait a minute what did you also notice that some of the like b-roll of like cars was moving really fast like so like they're like
Starting point is 00:09:20 it's like they couldn't get the clearance so they just sped it up yeah like i was like every moment of this is so packed with information and then they do that dance in front of the crowd and it's like 20 minutes long and i was like wait no like we could get more like we could get more actual storyline in here to explain more of these characters like why we're giving your brain a break he was like just watch these people dance i know i've given you a lot of information and then when she's after the dance and she's like i fucking hate you i was like yeah i'm like people can't see you like i'm sure someone can read your lips like this is crazy can we talk about the intro though the intro for me did it okay because the intro's like it felt like a
Starting point is 00:10:00 bootleg scandal like mad team was trying to do scandal. It was like weird shot and it didn't even look like Washington, D.C. It looked like different shots of Atlanta. I'm sure it is. I'm sure it is. That's what it looked like, right?
Starting point is 00:10:15 Like it's like a picture of the White House and you're like, okay. What was that movie that Eddie Murphy just did? It was on Netflix and it was about a hood film. Oh, Dolomite. It was very Dolomite film.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Like they had great hopes and plans for this to be like some kind of secret agent or whatever. And then you watch the actual intro to the show. Feels like a morning after night. And you're like, i gotta get yours i gotta get mine and you're like girl this the all of the pieces yeah but i do he thinks that no the i'm just so confused and then why they all step up like they in jail like they all step up like they're about to take their photo it is funny to see the entire cast take up your entire TV screen and just like be there in a lineup. Yes. It's so funny because I just as I'm watching this, I'm like, I don't think I would let myself write this because it's
Starting point is 00:11:18 so crazy. And so like, it's so unlike every other political drama that we've ever seen, that it's like there's a part of your brain that goes like well like that can't happen but then this is why tyler perry comes in because he's like literally everything can happen it will happen and it will all happen in episode one in 40 minutes like you will get the most crazy things you've ever seen in your entire life so hooked you every character is damaged yes intertwine his other show, Ruthless. I don't know if you're caught up to that one, girl. No, we don't even know about this show. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Baby! Oh, baby, girl! Oh, baby! Okay, okay, okay. So here you go. Let me give you a breakdown. Let me give you a breakdown. Ruthless is like the black version of the...
Starting point is 00:12:01 Remember that cult from the 70s that was all like... It was the Indian guy, but it was predominantly like, you know, white people and they was like, oh, and then they found out there was a scandal. No, I don't. I don't know either. Okay, anyway, so it's like they look like black Muslims, but they're not, and they praise the Rakadushi, who is
Starting point is 00:12:18 this light-skinned man who looks like the Jesus that everybody grew up in their mama's house. The bone structure is dead on right um girl it's kind of crazy and so wait those characters are from a whole other show so the woman
Starting point is 00:12:34 trying to steal the oh my god yes the ruthless I mean that makes sense though because that character comes in so hot I'm like what the fuck is this character like it's like I mean she's wild she's in a cult she used to be a drug like a drug user she left her baby in a crack house and now she's coming back to steal her baby and she talks so strangely like she is like
Starting point is 00:12:55 brainwashed the chosen one wants the baby or whatever she was saying now here you go this one so the chosen one is a is is a pure man a pure being, something like Jesus or whatever, you know, whatever one of the crazy ones, right? And then he is pure. He somehow rejuvenates the women with life but doesn't sleep with the women. Okay. Okay. Somehow he has all of these, these brothers around him.
Starting point is 00:13:30 These men, these elders, like brother Daikon and brother other, you see full on frontal, like dick. What? Okay. You have to watch this.
Starting point is 00:13:39 We're into it. Like, okay. That was at least a good eight and a half. Monique, we found a way to sexualize Star Wars characters
Starting point is 00:13:47 because we've been like needing this like this is like the most important season of our podcast like this is Daikon goes up to him and goes
Starting point is 00:13:54 let me see your dick Tyler Perry's mind is incredible girl episode one episode one girl it was full full and then there's another scene in ruthless
Starting point is 00:14:06 where ruth is whipping this no it's ruthless oh god that's amazing too and so ruth is whipping this girl but you see daikon jerking off and then she's fucking she then she starts to ride him while whipping this girl we do not talk about this stuff enough this is like tyler perry it is so like bitch gag they have a gay a gay couple oh and this one they're oh and this one they have a gay couple girl and they do full-on gay sex not like but if you can tell they're straight just did not give it away only because i would say broke back my own let's give it up for them too because they their sex was a little bit more believable.
Starting point is 00:14:46 No lube. They act like lube was non-existent. But I thought there was a little bit more passion. With these two straight men, it's all of this like, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. And then they'll get real close.
Starting point is 00:15:00 They're going to kiss and then go like this, huh. Oh, God. Yeah, girl's it's crazy like the oval so they connect three or two show it's crazy okay there's so many overlaps in tyler perry things and we are since we're learning everything we have no idea we're like okay it's not this person like i wouldn't be surprised if mr brown walked into the oval i wouldn't be surprised
Starting point is 00:15:20 either i'd be like oh okay he's here now. And I'd be fine with it. I honestly would too. We need some, we need comedic relief. This show has none. None. Not one funny thing happens. Except for everything that happened at the airport. So she's wearing like a slip at the airport.
Starting point is 00:15:39 I was like, this is so crazy already. Terminal seven next to terminal two. And then put a restaurant in between the terminal. No, the gates. They're like at the gates. Sorry, at the gates. And I was like, no, there are no tables. Like, why are they being served at the gate? And then they also, I feel like there was a lot of background
Starting point is 00:15:59 that I was really paying attention to. People who were like, they put a background person in the foreground and then coming past them, I'm like, is something going to happen with her? And then nothing would. And they're like, background person like in the foreground and then like coming past them like is something gonna happen with her and then like nothing would and they're like wait why did i just watch that woman stare off into space before going over to this also she made a phone call on the airplane while it was in the sky that was already i was like no there's no service she's like i'm on wi-fi so it might be spotty i'm like who's ever made a call from a plane an announcement before you? They made an announcement before. You cannot make a call using the Wi-Fi. You can't
Starting point is 00:16:28 FaceTime. You can't do anything. Well, even the guy making the announcement, the pilot or whatever, was so like, we are experiencing turbulence. It was like just not real. He didn't get a good check. He didn't get a good check. Oh my God, no. I love what she says to the flight attendant. She's like,
Starting point is 00:16:44 I have to get to D.C. and I heard something about weather. And it like, I have to get to D.C. And I heard something about weather. And it's like, everyone is going to D.C. They all want to go there. But then the flight attendant said, I'll speak to the pilot. And I was like, say what? This one woman needs to go to D.C.? You know what?
Starting point is 00:17:00 The fantasy, girl. That's what we want. That's what we want, girl. Excuse me. I'm trying to go somewhere. A plane full of people all going to the same place. First of all, did y'all pick up that that is the same lady who played Wendy Williams in the Wendy Williams documentary? I haven't watched that yet.
Starting point is 00:17:17 I also haven't watched it yet. And I need to watch it. Wait, so it's like a documentary slash. No, no, no, no, no. So there is like there's a biopic that the lady from Oval is Wendy. And then there's an actual, I didn't mean to say, I didn't mean to say,
Starting point is 00:17:30 I meant to say biopic. Oh, but I think that's a really good casting choice for that. I gotta watch that. I agree. I need to watch it. The commercials were so fun. I mean, everyone on this show is very well cast.
Starting point is 00:17:43 Wait, have we even talked about the moment when Wendy farted and burped at the same time and like left it on air? Yes, yes. You can Google this. She like is talking and then she goes like, and she's like, it's just like everything. And she just goes like, oh,
Starting point is 00:18:02 and then the audience is like unsure how to react because it's crazy no one no tv host has ever done this and it's so funny that she didn't have it taken out like she didn't she just goes there's no delay i feel like i feel like it's just like they don't cut anything like she's done so many things that are so crazy on that show like when she was the statue of liberty and she just like fell over. I'm like, cut that out. Like we shouldn't have a gif of this.
Starting point is 00:18:28 But you know that game, her show, she said, oh bitch, this is going to do my show in, bitch. This is for the long haul. But also, her show is not live. Do you know what I mean? It's not? It's not. No. No.
Starting point is 00:18:38 This whole time I thought it was live and they just were like not cutting anything. Oh my God. No, I'm pretty sure it's not live girl they recorded early in the morning oh so she just thinks that's funny then i mean that's that's hilarious oh my god okay now i'm more obsessed see who i think she has given me very much maxine from living single she is-skinned girl. I don't remember her name from the oval. The one who's like in the lobby
Starting point is 00:19:06 at the whatever you call it. Yeah, the good bob girl with the good bob girl. Wait, which one in the... Oh, yes, yes, yes. The one who's like, I love the Obamas. Yes.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Such class. How wonderful. I really hope that they're going to be like the Obamas. I know. She said it like four times. I was like, we get it. Well, that was my clue.
Starting point is 00:19:24 I was like, ah, they're not gonna be like that please keep watching because she is a little OG gangster okay her and the son I believe that same issue where he threw that stuff on her I believe that's the same issue
Starting point is 00:19:38 the same episode where baby that bob you know a black woman honey in that neck starts to go baby when the hair is right baby oh girl wait who gets the cum thrown on them that lady is it lily okay it's the doctor oh it's a doctor and she's a doctor oh okay well i i mean honestly i will watch so much i'm going to finish the series i really like it hilarious and fascinating and just so shocking. Every second of it was crazy. Every single second.
Starting point is 00:20:08 Well, I wanted to ask, I mean, I can tell you're familiar with Tyler Perry's stuff, but have you seen like everything or like how deep did it go? No, you know, truthfully, this is what happened, right? Which y'all need to watch. It's P-Valley. I love P-Valley. You watch it? Oh my gosh, girl.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Down in the valley where the girls get naked. Get naked. So P-Valley is like a gothic southern noir drama, but also it's pretty funny, set in a strip club. And Uncle Clifford runs the strip club. And then he has a blind auntie played by Loretta Devine who pops up later and she's great. I love her.
Starting point is 00:20:44 And it takes, like, I would say three or four episodes before you're, like, hooked. Really? I think so. Well, the first, I loved the pilot. The second episode, I was like, hmm, but I'm still interested. Third episode, I was, like, still intrigued. And then fourth one, I was like,
Starting point is 00:21:00 this is my show. I fucking love it. I cannot wait for Sunday night. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay. I'll give you. I cannot wait for Sunday night. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll give you that. Oh, my God. Because I fell in love with Apollo and Lil Murda immediately. Oh, yes. There's, like, a whole gay storyline where there's a rapper who you're like, oh.
Starting point is 00:21:17 I love him, girl. Oh. Oh. It's good. Okay. So, anyway. So, I started there, right? And then I was like, oh, I need some more like black television in my life.
Starting point is 00:21:26 What's going on? So then I subscribed to Bounce and saw Satan Sinners. Y'all need to get into that one. And then I switched over to Miss BET. Girl. I think Ruthless did it for me where I went crazy. Ruthless did it for me where I went crazy. Ruthless sounds wild. Because at first I shaded him.
Starting point is 00:21:47 I was like, Tyler Perry, here you go with the light skinned savior again. But then when you see that this bitch is like a Heron, I'm not going to say too much more. You're like, oh, Tyler Perry, you did this right. Thank you. Okay. Now that you see the light skinned bitch do, you know what I mean? Anyway. Right.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Thank you. Finally you see the light skin bitch dude. You know what I mean? Anyway. But maybe this, the drama, like the, my friend,
Starting point is 00:22:13 he taught me like there's an intimacy coordinator that there has to be in the room. They're like really like, cause even in the, I think episode one of the oval, the sex scene where she is gyrating those hips on him. Like the first one, like when it's like the butler's like when it's the butler's son. Yes, the butler's son.
Starting point is 00:22:27 I was like, this is sexy. And then the later one where the guy in the airport is like, yeah, he just like takes her and lifts her up and rips his shirt off. I was like, Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:22:44 I was like, you can't get fully naked in an airport bathroom. They did not care at all. She comes in, she's like, I've never done this. And then they're fucking. Can I say, you know what I think that was? Now traveling, you know, abroad and whatnot, enjoying things. When you fly domestic, that first class regular bathroom or the coach bathroom is small. But when you fly international, they give you a little space they give you a little space in that first class
Starting point is 00:23:10 wait but that wasn't that wasn't on the plane oh no yeah they were at they were in the airport airport itself which actually seems dirty oh you're actually yes no you're right you're right you're right you're right yeah that is well because he goes like there's the he's like there's a bathroom over there there's no stall and there's just a lock on the door or something. And she was like, yeah, right. And then she walks in one second and she's like, hi. And then literally fucking one second later, which always drives me crazy. Cause I'm like, okay, she's wet.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Like I'm just like, she walked in and she was like, no one ever thinks about that. No one ever thinks. See, I feel the same thinks see i'm like instantly like let's go like it's just like hold on like it was it was an exciting moment i mean it's possible i guess but who knows i mean but she was probably like celebrating and getting ready when she's talking about it like well he did put his hand on her thigh like really high up which was very scandalous like when they were sitting there having the drinks. But I do think it would have taken a little bit more time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Yeah. They're having sex like eight times, eight ways, like all within one second. I mean, I was into it though. Okay. But this is what I was going to say. It was beautiful, girl. That chocolate man, I want him. And I feel like he's the kind of like a love and fight for you because you know he's crazy.
Starting point is 00:24:25 I love that. Anyway. Oh, well, the preview for the next episode where he comes in, he's like, she's like, get out of my house. Oh, my God. I'm scared. Yes, girl. Crazy. I'm excited. I love how every character is nuts.
Starting point is 00:24:35 It's so fun. Okay. So for me, what I loved about it, looking at his body of work, seeing the Madea plays, seeing the other movies that he's come out with and his other shows. I think that these shows are the most forward, progressive, like...
Starting point is 00:24:56 Because he's not queer. You know, he's straight or whatever. And for the longest time, I think he's really gotten to benefit off of queerness, in a sense. And so to finally see him put forward progressive,
Starting point is 00:25:12 well-rounded relationships and perspectives out there, I think is really, really, really nice. Because I think he's made a lot of cuentadas off of us. Yeah, for us. yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Yeah, I mean, and there, this show has, because it has 80 series regulars, they really go, they go into like
Starting point is 00:25:33 all different types of people and it is, it is fun. I mean, I think that's, it's very, every moment is surprising
Starting point is 00:25:39 probably because of that. Like, you're just like, what's their deal going to be? Just get into, I promise you, the,
Starting point is 00:25:44 I'm sorry, with these 80,000 characters, each one has this weird, like, of that like you're just like what's their deal gonna be just get into i promise you the the i'm sorry with these 80 000 characters each one has this weird like weird background they kind of like tease you with yeah it's i i just like even the mother like you find out oh my god the mother too girl like there's a scandal with her girl oh my god i was wondering about her too because she seems to have a whole storyline that you can't tell what well she's shading the her son's new girlfriend in a way that you're like why and she's and that girl's normal and then you're gonna let ruth come over and let ruth come over her little, her cloak and her weird whispers and she was just standing out in front of the house.
Starting point is 00:26:28 I mean. Oh my god. Well, okay, well before we, we have to do our news media segment. This is the news of Tyler Perry's world. So Tyler Perry's House of Pain and Assisted Living get early renewals from BET ahead of season premieres, okay?
Starting point is 00:26:44 Due to strong ratings, BET has renewed both series ahead of their upcoming premieres. Okay. Due to strong ratings, BET has renewed both series ahead of their upcoming premieres. House of Pain will return for a ninth season and assisted living for a third season. According to deadline house of pain and assisted living ranked as the number one and number two comedy series, respectively on cable for African-Americans 18 to 49, 25 to 54.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Well, that's all of them. That's everyone. Those are the people who watch to all tv watching people i'm so done um that's amazing i mean i saw i saw that headline i was like before it premieres they get picked up like that's this is tyler perry's world i I mean, truly. He's like... I'm like, this show's been on for nine years? Like, it's just crazy. He's really tagged...
Starting point is 00:27:30 Which is the other thing for me that I'm really surprised by, like, at least these two series. They're so vastly different from his usual typical kind of church, house, family, black, typical black circumstances. Like, I mean, bitch, like, when you see,
Starting point is 00:27:52 let me see your dick, black man, a black man saying that, you're like, what? And then you see a dick, and you're like, oh my god, what? Bitch, rewind the tape. Yeah, wait, what network was that originally on BET so you can see full dick at any point I don't know if it's on BET but it's on BET plus
Starting point is 00:28:11 so it might have been on the after it's a little different yes you could do things differently on streaming but you know BET used to have BET after dark which was yeah but that was just like booties penis is a whole different game. I feel like it's like anytime you see a dick on TV, it's like, wait, what?
Starting point is 00:28:31 Like we're not used to this as a culture. Very true. And I feel like we should just normalize bodies. We should. We need to see more penises so that we can just understand what they're like. There's a penis in the Russian czar's little biopic on Netflix about the czar. I think that's their name,
Starting point is 00:28:48 the czar's little Anastasia's parents, her. Oh, okay. Her family, right? When they're talking about, so I guess when they were in the process of making her a one of them,
Starting point is 00:28:57 girl, you see the king's girl, you should see his pee-pees and whatnot. Wow. I love how in touch you are with the penises on television. Girl, it's gaggy. You remember things like that.
Starting point is 00:29:11 Okay, tell me. D'Angelo's video. How does it feel, girl? Yes. Oh, boy. Those V-lines are forever burned. I remember I was in eighth grade and I saw Wild Things. And there's a point where Kevin Bacon's in the shower and he turns around and you see his dick.
Starting point is 00:29:27 And I was like, like, it was like the most shocking thing I've ever seen. I never forgot that. In my mind, it was slow motion. He's just like turning and then there's a penis. And you're like, whoa. Will Smith's in that one movie where he was gay. What movie is that? What movie?
Starting point is 00:29:44 It was early, early on in his career where he was like a press. Oh, yes. Yeah, like he jumps and you see a little Fandango Dango. Where he lies and he gets into this family. You do, you see it, but you see a little.
Starting point is 00:29:57 What is the name of that movie? Oh, it's really gonna get me. Yes, that. That's the thing, it's like you can't list all the times you saw a breast on television because it's every five seconds. We are shocked by a penis in this country. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:10 The FCC, they should have a rule. For every breast, there must be a dick. Marlon Wayans did some kind of serious acting where he was kind of like an actor in the thing or some kind of entertainer and a druggy or whatever. And he had sex with his girlfriend. You saw his penis growl. Wow. That's a surprising one. Mm hmm.
Starting point is 00:30:35 We got to get back to the Oval. Sorry, girl. The Oval season one, episode one. It is the pilot written by Tyler Perry, directed by Tyler Perry, premiered on October 23rd, 2019. Well, wait, we need to go to break, don't we? Really quickly before we hop in this whole thing. And wait, the Will Smith movie is Six Degrees of Separation.
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Starting point is 00:32:18 Okay, we're back. Okay, I was jumping ahead. I was so excited to get into the summary. No, I'm so excited. So yes, obviously written and directed by Taylor Perry. This was 2019. This, let's just jump into this summary here. This episode of television is unlike anything I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:32:34 It's honestly perfect. So President Hunter Franklin. I didn't even catch that name. I didn't catch it either. He leans in to kiss his wife Victoria, but she pulls away and tells him to stop following her. When he demands that she talk to him, Victoria threatens to scream for help
Starting point is 00:32:50 and spits in his face. As they continue fighting, a Secret Service agent knocks on the door. He tells them they should get moving for what is later revealed to be his inauguration. It's so crazy, because you think it's almost like a Lifetime movie when it starts. She's in the mirror and then this guy comes up behind her and he looks like a killer.
Starting point is 00:33:09 And it's like super weird. And you're like, do they know each other? And then they're fighting and then they're married and then they're the president and first lady. It's like the levels are just unreal. I love how like in the first 15 minutes, most of the dialogue is you have to get dressed. Well, you have to get dressed. You have to get dressed. You have to get dressed.
Starting point is 00:33:26 That's it. It's the most damaged relationship I've ever seen on television, I think. Okay, so after watching coverage of the inauguration at home, Nancy Halston tells her granddaughter Callie to wash her hands for dinner. Callie asks where her father Barry is. He is revealed to be having sex with his girlfriend Sharon upstairs. Nancy calls them down to dinner. So this is a funny moment too
Starting point is 00:33:46 because I was like I couldn't tell that Nancy was the grandma. Yeah. And so I thought maybe she was the mother of that child and that she was that her husband was then
Starting point is 00:33:54 fucking someone else upstairs. So I was like trying to catch up to that. Uh huh. Cause the grandmother does look good. She looks amazing. She looks so good.
Starting point is 00:34:03 And then I love that she was like dinner and then as like they're mid-fuck she's like we gotta get our own place and the mom's like yeah you do and then they just come downstairs after having like crazy sex and i was like hi everyone i'm like it's just it's gross don winthrop president franklin's chief of staff, calls his wife Lily while she's boarding a plane and tells her to hurry in order to make the event. Don then tells Richard Halston, the head butler, to move all of the president's highly confidential items to the White House himself. I was like, he has to do all of this by himself?
Starting point is 00:34:41 In what world would someone have to do that? Also, the amount of movers moving them was incredible. There was 600 people moving boxes in and out of this house. And then we're expected to think that that man is going to have to unpack them all himself? Yes, himself. It was just like, he'll be here forever. This is impossible. Barry and Sharon come downstairs for dinner.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Nancy receives a call from Richard, who is revealed to be her husband and Barry's father. Richard asks Barry to help him move boxes at the White House. And so then it's like, he doesn't have to do it by himself. As Barry is leaving the house, he runs into his ex-girlfriend and Callie's mother, Ruth, who's part of a cult. Ruth, she floats into the front yard i mean it's like literally girl ruth tells barry that the highest said she should see her daughter nancy intervenes and tells barry to leave nancy promises ruth that she will talk to barry about a visit and ruth leaves i do think like when the butler says his son can come help i'm like is he even they he does like bring your
Starting point is 00:35:44 id and your clearance forms or whatever. That's what I was thinking. They kind of cut around how he's able to just come work at the White House and do the most confidential job. Well, also, you know, did they give this part up yet? That they have been working there for like, a
Starting point is 00:36:00 long time? No, I don't think so. Kind of, because they were talking about the Obamas, so it's like, so they've been there for at least eight years prior. Maybe they, I guess this is a world
Starting point is 00:36:11 where Trump was not president and this was. Yeah, girl, that was the other thing. I said they just skipped completely. I love that. No, that never happened.
Starting point is 00:36:19 It never happened. That's amazing. I also really loved it. That's good. Yeah, because this came out in 2019. Mm-hmm. Also, I love how they were whispering about Ruth.
Starting point is 00:36:28 They were like, I saw someone outside. And you're like, what is outside? And then you're like, this close woman. I know. I had to really piece together his ex is out there. It's like, oh, she's there. Oh, she's outside.
Starting point is 00:36:43 She's outside. It was very weird. And I guess they didn't want the daughter to know or something. Yeah. And truly like she floats in, in this like outfit. It's, it's,
Starting point is 00:36:52 it truly feels like it's from a horror movie. Like it's just a totally different vibe. The rocker do she. It is a different vibe. It's a whole different show. And you're like, wait, what?
Starting point is 00:37:02 Well, now we know it's ruthless. It's just like literally a, a scene from ruthless combined over at the oval which i like so barry arrives to help richard nancy calls and tells barry that ruth needs to see callie and barry says no he's like real mad about it he's like absolutely not after hanging up nancy asks if callie's if callie wants to see her mom and of course she's a child Callie says yes Nancy invites Ruth over against Barry's wishes which I was like something bad's gonna happen but I had no idea how you could never have guessed never would have guessed that she planted I mean we'll get to
Starting point is 00:37:37 it but she there's people planted in the home that was the scariest thing ever and then also like just so funny. Yeah. Lily calls Don from her flight and tells him that she's on her way. And when she hangs up, the man next to her introduces himself as Bobby. Secret service agent, Lindsay Yuma. I didn't catch a single person's name on this show. No, there's so many. These names, I'm like, who? Who is Lindsay Yuma?
Starting point is 00:38:05 I have to look this up. She's the secret service agent with the buzzed head. Oh, right. Okay. Tells Don they've run into a problem with Gail, the president's daughter. Lindsay tells Victoria that Gail is refusing to get dressed. Victoria goes to Gail's room and threatens her, insisting she needs to get dressed immediately.
Starting point is 00:38:23 She threatens her by saying she's going to send her away, that she's not going to ruin this, that she needs to get dressed immediately she threatens her by saying she's gonna send her away that she's not gonna ruin this that she needs to get her act together and then she like runs across this couch in a way that only can be described as scurrying to like lean in and be like you have to be afraid of me it was so funny how she's being mean. She's like the Grinch. Like she like leans into her face and she's like, you better do as I say or you won't,
Starting point is 00:38:49 you'll disappear and no one will ever see you again. And it's like, that actually is a really scary thing to say to someone. But for some reason it feels fake.
Starting point is 00:38:57 She said this would be her last public appearance. And I was like, wow, this is your mother? This is a mom? And then she kind of like goes at her like,
Starting point is 00:39:04 ugh, like you like to scare her like she doesn't hit her but she then she kind of like goes at her like like you like to scare her like she doesn't hit her but she like kind of jolts at her um so lily's plane hits turbulence and bobby grabs lily's hand the captain tells everyone that she's that the flight is being diverted lily calls don from the plane again and updates him she tells him she will rent a car and drive to dc don is furious and tells her not to bother. When Lily... It's not her fault. No, it's not her fault.
Starting point is 00:39:29 When Lily arrives in Charlotte... When Lily arrives in Charlotte, she tries to call and apologize to Don, but he hangs up on her again. While waiting to reboard the plane, Lily decides to have a drink with Bobby at the airport. Well, that's not exactly what happened. She sits down and she's like,
Starting point is 00:39:43 one bourbon neat. And he's like, you can have mine. And then the other one arrives one millisecond later. I'm like, she could have had hers. It does seem weird. Have you sipped it yet? I don't know. That part, I would have been like, is this a roofie? Yes! Oh my
Starting point is 00:39:57 God. You wouldn't trust that. But I also was like, why did they go to Charlotte? There's another airport in Maryland. There's one in Baltimore. You're so foolish. So like, why do they go to Charlotte? There is another airport in Maryland. There's one in Baltimore. You're so foolish. You're so foolish. So like, why not land in Baltimore? And then that's a quicker drive than Charlotte, North Carolina.
Starting point is 00:40:14 She's not going to make it. He did go like, it'll be over by then, which is true. I mean, it's going to take her like hours and hours. It's already nighttime and the event's like happening. Like, I don't know. And I love that the pilot was like, all right, we have to emergency land in Charlotte. We are going to deplane, replay in this plane. Make sure you stay near the gate because we're getting right back on this plane.
Starting point is 00:40:38 I was like, I've never heard an announcement like that. Okay, so as they're about to enter the inauguration jason tells victoria that gail refused to attend victoria is furious but the president insists that they continue with the evening and this is where i realized this set is nuts the ceiling is maybe nine feet tall there's barely any or not nine feet it's seven feet. There's no headroom over these people. Which part is this? Like where they're, where are they standing?
Starting point is 00:41:09 Like what? They're in the hallway walking and they're like, your daughter's not coming or whatever. Oh yeah. And I was like, oh my God, this is, this is a strange set.
Starting point is 00:41:18 There's a lot. The set, they had the dance on. I was like obsessed with. Okay. So Richard and Barry finish moving the boxes and Barry tells Richard that Ruth won't stop showing up at the house. Richard tells Barry that he's doing the right thing for his family.
Starting point is 00:41:32 A fellow staffer, Priscilla, interrupts to let them know that they have run into an issue with Gail. Who's Priscilla? I don't know. And then Gail enters the room drunk and asks for a burger. She then asks if Barry can show her to her room. And even when she gets there, she's like, is this it? Or whatever.
Starting point is 00:41:49 It's just so weird. I'm like, how do you not know? And then Richard sends Jean, another staff member, along with them. At her room, Gail tells Jean to leave and demands that Barry stay. When Barry tries to leave, Gail threatens Richard's job at the White House. She starts kissing Barry. Barry tries to stop Gail and accidentallyard's job at the white house she starts kissing barry barry tries to stop gail and accidentally accidentally pushes her in the process gail's knocked unconscious and barry
Starting point is 00:42:11 panics this is wild this is so tyler perry to be knocked unconscious when you fall down uh-huh like yeah i've fallen so many times i'm sorry she hit her head a little hard to be unconscious. I was like. What did she hit her head on? Like the bed? Truly the end of the bed. I guess the bed had a footer. So there was something hard there.
Starting point is 00:42:35 So she's knocked out completely. But like, again, no one really. It's not like he did panic more than we've seen in other things. But like when in, why did I get married? The guy gets hit with the wine bottle and everyone's like, he's dead. Like, it's dead like it's just like you they just let people lay there and then also when her underwear is up like her skirt is up i'm like adjust it like it just seems like nothing has happened here like you don't this is not what it looks like it's very it's like uh in titanic when rose is trying to jump and then she slips and then
Starting point is 00:43:06 Leonardo DiCaprio ends up on top of her and then everyone runs over and they're like, get away from her. Why is her skirt up? Why? And they're like, well, just let me explain.
Starting point is 00:43:17 Yeah. There's like a second of explanation that'll clear this up. So Willie and Bobby continue to drink at the airport. Bobby tells Lily he does not like don based on what he overheard during the flight lily notices bobby's ring and tells him to focus on his own marriage bobby tells her to meet him in the restroom and they have sex it's so easy it happens so quickly so easy and i really do love you mentioned it before she like closes the door and she's like i never done this before um what are we gonna do now oh it's six
Starting point is 00:43:48 okay just nine and then they're naked in one second fully naked has anyone ever said that though real quick side note what I've never done this before yeah no really I've never done this before no even when I hadn't done it before I didn't want them to know and then
Starting point is 00:44:03 later I was like, well, why are we lying? I had someone say it to me. I had a one night stand with this man in Houston. And he was like, I've never done this before. And I was like, sure. And he went, okay. So he was just pretending? I think so.
Starting point is 00:44:24 That's so funny to get called out and just go with it yeah you're right all right i'm lying oh my god okay so when nancy tells ruth her time with callie is up ruth refuses to leave she tells nancy that the highest wants callie and the group of cult members tries to drag callie from within the house they all come out of the kitchen it's like it was so much and i was like at what point does she get these people in the house that the mother didn't notice there's like 10 10 cloaked men come out of every hole and door in this home and and she's just going no no and they're literally pulling on this girl back and forth this little girl i was watching her because i was like i just love child actors and her eyes they
Starting point is 00:45:11 they cut off the frame right above her nose but you can't really see because i think she was smiling a little bit i think she was also smiling because she's like ow you're hurting me mom but her eyes were doing her eyes were doing a good job, like, being scared. Like, her eyebrows were like, oh, no. And so I was like, they thought they could just trim it there. And they're like, she looks scared. Oh, my God. I love that.
Starting point is 00:45:34 It's so wild. Like, it feels like the people, the extras who were the movers were then just put in cloaks. And then they became the cult members because there's so many. Nicole, I bet that's 100% true. Do you know how fast
Starting point is 00:45:50 they move on these shoes? There's no way they had time to cast so many back on there. They were like, you are 10 different people. Let's go. Especially for Tyler Perry
Starting point is 00:45:59 because you know, girl. Also, can I say that the hair selection is a little bit better? Yeah. No, we talked about this in I say that the hair selection is a little bit better? Yeah. No, we talked about this in previous things that we've watched. It's a little bit better than what he normally does, girls. It's supposed to be a bit more effort behind it.
Starting point is 00:46:14 I think they got a better budget. Yeah. I think. Okay, so the last part. Barry calls for Jean and tells her that Gail fell. He confesses that Gail came on to him and he was only trying to get her to stop gail wakes up perfect timing from your concussion she's like he raped me chooses to be the worst and then the episode ends jean calls for help
Starting point is 00:46:42 and tells barry to stay put i'm sorry but like a rape kit would clear that up instantly. There is no evidence of touching at all. Nothing. And I mean, yes, believe women. But also. Don't believe this one. She's a scary liar. But she was standing outside the door.
Starting point is 00:47:00 Do you know what I mean? No time has passed. None. He calls for help the second she's knocked out. Yes. And they've only been in the room for a couple minutes. There's no chance. And the only thing that the woman would hear outside the door is him going, no, no.
Starting point is 00:47:13 I don't want that. That part. No, no. That part. The people who live in the White House in this show think that this whole place is soundproof. Apparently. Yes, that was all the people that got me i was like no one can hear them i think they have to be able to hear you like if someone was attacking you in your room
Starting point is 00:47:32 and you're the first daughter they would know like what yeah that's not that's not right oh my god okay so i mean i then it ends with like the preview of the next episode. And I was like, I simply have to buy this entire season, I guess. Yes, I think I'm going to. I think this is, like, the first time I've been like, well, I've, like, watched something to review it, but I'm in it. And I have to finish this. Yeah, it's a really fun one. I remember I spent a whole summer watching The Secret Life of the American Teenager, which is like a really, really corny like ABC family. And it was like she gets pregnant at 15 and then it's this whole thing.
Starting point is 00:48:11 And I watched like the whole thing and I kind of hated it, but couldn't stop watching it. And this gives me the same feeling where I'm like, I need to know what they're going to do and say. I need to know what every line is of this show. It's just it takes so many twists and, there was a hundred twists and turns in this. I feel like Tyler Perry sat down and was like, I want to write a presidential drama. And he didn't outline it.
Starting point is 00:48:34 He didn't do that at all. And he didn't Google what happens at the president's house. Like he didn't like, he has no information beyond whatever is in his imagination. None girl, just the secret service. That's the only thing, girl. And the over-office looks somewhat like the over-office, girl. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:51 It's truly like he just follows his train of thought and he's like, and then this happens and this happens. And it's like, it's so crazy. I mean. And this is like, it goes back to what you're saying. He doesn't follow the structure of anything that you've seen before. So it's part of what keeps you excited because you're like, I can't predict at all what's going to happen. But it's also what makes it I can't believe it is happening because I'm like everything else follows a specific sort of outline, like a pattern.
Starting point is 00:49:17 And there's no pattern to any of his work. Yeah, not one thing is a pattern. It's really exciting. And I love in the coming attractions or for like next week, the president's wife is like, ugh, I mean, look at me, an Ivy League woman married to a hillbilly or whatever she says. And she's like, and I made him the president.
Starting point is 00:49:36 Yes. I was like, oh God. Now when you find out the inside scoop with that girl, there is so much truth. I promise you. Look, this is what I did. I'm excited. I would just tell you, if you have Amazon Prime, to just go
Starting point is 00:49:50 over to the BET app and then click it. It's $8.99 or whatever. And then you get to watch all of season one. Oh, great. Watch season one for free and then buy season two. I'm going to tell you now, season two, girl. Girl, wait till you see. Now, the grandmother pops up. Her mother pops up in season one in a season two girl go wait till you see now the grandmother pops up
Starting point is 00:50:05 her mother pops up in season one in a few in a few more episodes wait who's mom uh the first lady the first lady okay oh oh god well i mean i can't wait to see the person who shaped that woman into who she is because if she speaks to her daughter like that, I can only imagine how her mother spoke to her. She beats her husband and he beats her back. I'm like, this is so not okay. Have y'all seen, what is it called? Little Big Liars? Oh, yeah. Big Little Lies.
Starting point is 00:50:38 Big Little Lies. Big Little Lies. I like Little Big Liars. I like Little Big Liars, too. It's like a TLC reality show. I like Little Big Liars too. It's like a TLC reality show. Was it Nicole Kidman who had that abusive relationship?
Starting point is 00:50:55 Yes, where he dumped toys on her and it wasn't funny, but I couldn't help but laugh. He dumped what on her? Toys. At one point they get into a fight and she says something. He grabs a basket of toys and shakes shakes it over her head and i was like i mean that's very silly it's so silly but i was like yeah if someone did that to me i wouldn't feel good about it no it kind of makes you feel like that was someone's true story because i'm like what a specific weird way to abuse someone but i felt like it was very much like they were going to be like you know abusive and then it was going to turn into this weird like sex thing yeah but it didn't and they can't stand each other and you're like what are
Starting point is 00:51:31 y'all doing you're like it's just like why are y'all playing house everybody's miserable yeah it it doesn't seem fun and especially with this president thing it's like so she made him the president but she hates him i mean i'm curious how it benefits all of them in the end or he hates her too wait who hates who first oh we didn't even talk about how they go to the they skip the part in the summary they go to the inauguration ball or whatever and then they have their first dance and his quote-unquote horror is in the audience and she's watching and like when they walk down she like gives him a look and then she the wife gives her a look and then they get on stage and they're dancing and then at the end she's like i fucking hate you and then she's like
Starting point is 00:52:15 and you brought your whore here and he was like they let me have a plus one yep and i was like oh wait honestly i love that bit of dialogue. It was very crazy. They let me have my plus one is iconic. Now, here you go. Did you see that the lady who is the whore is also... No. Oh, no, I missed it. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Wait, what? You just blew my mind now I'm not gonna give you I'm not gonna give you all of the tea I'm just gonna say did you see no I did not catch that and I am well it's because Ruth was in
Starting point is 00:52:59 the head wrap with a full body gown on I'm just gonna say okay I'm not gonna give it away it wouldn't be too much okay well that was enough that was enough it's not
Starting point is 00:53:09 it's not it's not I'm just saying she's a twin what so that's all of the set okay
Starting point is 00:53:19 okay oh my god I love this show. Girl. Like just that tidbit. Tyler Perry's mind is wild.
Starting point is 00:53:32 Wild. I like want to interview him and be like, where do you get the idea? What? So one twin is in a cult. One twin is a mistress to the president of the United States. These girls have aspired to greatness it's so crazy i can't believe that twist i can't believe i missed that
Starting point is 00:53:53 oh boy oh boy i i'm gonna watch the second episode as soon as we're done here well let's jump into some of this trivia because this is kind of interesting. So Ruthless was a spinoff of this show. It premiered on BET in 2021 and it focuses on Ruth and her experiences in the cult, which I actually think is very interesting that that's a spinoff of The Oval because it makes it even funnier
Starting point is 00:54:20 that there's like no explanation for her in the pilot. She just comes in like so weird and like that's just what it is. Like we don't know more. I thought we were going to find out funnier that there's like no explanation for her in the pilot she just comes in like so weird and like that's just what it is like we don't know we're gonna find out that the oval was a spinoff of that's what i thought yes oh boy so in february 2021 bet renewed the series for a third season this is good we have a lot ahead of us um for the series tyler perry built a okay oh oh my fucking oh my god okay for this series tyler perry built a three- oh my fucking oh my god okay for this series tyler perry built a three-story stucco replica of the white house the replica is built to 80 percent scale that's
Starting point is 00:54:52 why the ceilings were dropped right and construction was completed in 12 weeks so they built a smaller white house in three months that's which feels. That's insane. You said, do you feel unsafe? It's a stucco smaller white house that we're supposed to walk around in. And it just came out of nowhere. I don't know about this. I don't know about this either. And I'm like, why don't you just build sets and then use like a plate, a right just a plate that other people have used there was a whole show called west wing i think they use place in the white house because i think all of this remember he opened up that new studio so i think all of this is on his own and i don't think like plates and whatnot would be like from wb or from oh yeah but isn't it funny to like
Starting point is 00:55:42 build the whole building that's three stories instead of having it be like one story where you just have different rooms but you need the the outside
Starting point is 00:55:51 the outside part so the outside that we looked at is his version of it I think so and as well as the front because then they're
Starting point is 00:55:59 going to do some scenes out there probably too so yeah how wild oh my god so the series second season was filmed at tyler perry studios in august 2020 and premiered and premiered february 2021 the cast was sequestered in tyler perry's quarantine bubble for the duration of the
Starting point is 00:56:17 shoot which is like two weeks probably so yeah how long did it take i really want to know i would love to know they They moved so fast. And like the, the idea that this was all done in quarantine and within quarantine, it was also released is amazing. I mean, he's truly incredible. He's so quick at doing things.
Starting point is 00:56:36 So the series has not received any awards or nominations yet. Critically. The reception was the series has not performed well a critic from tv line questioned ruth's cult storyline specifically writing it's it's a baffling ridiculous storyline that feels completely out of left field even for a show executive produced created written and directed by perry oh my god i do not think so I think it's just wacky enough for Tyler Perry. Cause when it happened, my jaw was on the floor and that's been true with every single thing we've
Starting point is 00:57:12 watched. There's some moment where I go, wait, who is that? What is happening? And it just keeps you in. Um, audience reviews are mixed.
Starting point is 00:57:19 However, the series does have a dedicated viewership and was renewed for a third season in February, 2021 ratings have stayed consistent with a series high of over 3 million viewers tuning into the season one finale in July 2020. That's nuts. Because it's crazy, girl. Nothing gets million. Like, the acting is bad.
Starting point is 00:57:35 The acting is, like, bad. Okay? Like, the first lady is doing the most. The president, I feel like he just lit a blunt, just had a bottle of Jack and it's like, oh, these are my few lines. Like, I feel like they got- These are my few lines?
Starting point is 00:57:51 These are my few lines. I'm so serious. Like, only thing he has to do is just say like, fuck off. Oh, I hate you. And then try to sleep with someone. That is it.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Everybody else- That's actually so, that's so funny. If you just pull him out and just go, he only said five things and they were like get ready I hate you
Starting point is 00:58:08 it's so crazy but you're like what's gonna happen next week and the more you watch like the sun is correct that clip was like someone tagged us in that and we were like,
Starting point is 00:58:25 we have to watch this show. Like, I need to know. And now I'm like, I really need to know. That is nothing. That is nothing. Nothing compared. You thought, like,
Starting point is 00:58:34 that is disrespectful. That, like, I would whoop your ass. Like, no, ma'am. That is nothing in comparison to what this little boy, this little boy is crazy.
Starting point is 00:58:46 I just can't. Girl. I'm telling you. I mean, I like want to be in a Tyler Perry thing so I can just be poorly behaved. And me too. The wildest things written for me scream and fight people. I'm like, I have no reason for any of it. That would be so fun.
Starting point is 00:59:02 Oh my God. I love the oval. I think the oval might be my new favorite show. I've been looking for something to binge and now I'm really excited. I'm like, I am very excited. Girl. Oh,
Starting point is 00:59:13 I'm going to share my screen really quick. Cause I need you to see, um, this is the first ladies. Uh, she has character headshots and I just want to share them with you. Wait, I think I saw She is so bad
Starting point is 00:59:28 She has on winter gloves Winter gloves and Just this like these cute little glasses Wait okay she's wearing a blue button down Possibly a jacket over it But it might just be sleeves It's like a winter jacket She has winter gloves on
Starting point is 00:59:44 And then she's pulling her spectacles down over her nose. Wait, they're definitely just sleeves because there's nothing over her shoulders. That's what I'm saying. Like, look at that. No, I think it must be. You know what she looks like? She looks like the bus driver
Starting point is 00:59:55 that's about to come pick you up during the week. Okay. And she pulled them glasses down. Like, if you don't hurry up and stop letting all this hot air out the bus, let's go, or you're gonna get laughed and then you said something back and she pulled him down she said what you say to me
Starting point is 01:00:09 i haven't seen character shots headshots in a while and i i mean that's her only character headshot yeah the rest are just gorgeous and all of them and there stunning stunning stunning character stunning stunning that's so funny that's hilarious how wild i wonder who is like you gotta upload this must be like some old thing yeah i love her though her name is cron more i think she's incredible she's got a good name and i like how mean she is i do she's like so mean when um tyler perry's women are just so mean but i i will say i was thinking about like when when it first started because we've talked a little bit about like whether or not he like likes women and like as as people you know? Because there was the first scene where she's just getting the shit beat out of her, but then I go,
Starting point is 01:01:08 well, she fights back. That is one of the things about Tyler Perry's women, is even if they're being mistreated, they always fight back, and they might burn your house down. They kind of always win. So, I don't know. It's complicated, because we don't usually see women, you know, we don't usually respond well to women
Starting point is 01:01:24 being treated that way. She did burn his house down in which one was that what was it not we haven't seen oh unless it happened
Starting point is 01:01:31 in acrimony but I might be mistaken she did well in acrimony she knocks over his trailer with her jeep oh right how could you forget Lauren
Starting point is 01:01:38 no but I thought oh that's normal wait didn't I thought Taraji was in another one where she was like a little girl in the house burned down or something like that? Oh, no, I don't think we've seen that.
Starting point is 01:01:48 We haven't seen that one yet. I'm sure that's true because there's so many. Crazy. Oh, my God. Well, we're coming to the end of our show, sadly. Monique, do you have anything you would like to plug before we go? Yes. So please check out my podcast, Ace of Hearts.
Starting point is 01:02:03 That's Ace of Hearts. Also, be on the lookout. I have some skincare coming out. Ooh, that's honestly exciting. Exciting. We're going to keep you dewy and bright and hydrated and mattified. So very, very that. We're very excited.
Starting point is 01:02:22 So yeah. Cool. And what's your social media for people to follow my social media is iamonicar on ig twitter facebook um did i say instagram yeah instagram myspace no um can you imagine if they what if they bring another one back are y'all on uh what's that new one that people are talking clubhouse clubhouse are you doing that no no i've heard i've overheard some clubhouse and i'm like i think i'm good i just it seems like it's confusing you like get into a room and then talk and i'm like i know i don't know if i want to actually talk no it's kind of like
Starting point is 01:03:03 no thank you i like i like typing and looking at pictures. You know, keep it simple. Right. Okay. Well, that brings us to our five hallelujahs segment where we read five star reviews. So this one comes from Cece Behan, the real MCU. I'm absolutely loving your review of the real MCU. Please do more than 10. I can hear that you're both having more fun than the previous Star Wars and Lord of the Rings MCU. I'm absolutely loving your review of the real MCU. Please do more than 10.
Starting point is 01:03:25 I can hear that you're both having more fun than the previous Star Wars and Lord of the Rings seasons. And it's bringing me so much joy and so many tee hee hees. Thank you for putting out
Starting point is 01:03:33 this joyous content. Okay, so everyone go leave us a review. We will read more five star reviews every episode and we will be back next week with another
Starting point is 01:03:43 one of Tyler Perry's works. I personally can't wait. I guess I'll watch all of the oval from now until then. Truly the minute we're done with this, I'm watching another episode of the oval and I'm going to make John Milhiser watch it too because I love it. I'm obsessed. I love it. It's so good. Well, thank you so much for being here, Monique. This was so fun. Thank you. Thank you. You were the perfect person to break this down with. Truly. That was hilarious. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Well, we'll see you all next week. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
Starting point is 01:04:10 Bye. Bye. Thank you. That was a Hiddem original.

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