Newcomers: Sports, with Nicole Byer and Lauren Lapkus - Avengers: Age of Ultron (w/ Leah Marilla Thomas)
Episode Date: April 26, 2022Admin reveal!!! Our resident Marvel expert and self-proclaimed nerd-for-hire Leah Marilla Thomas gets in front of the mic to guide us through arguably no one's favorite MCU movie, Avengers: A...ge of Ultron (2015). Next week's movie: Ant-Man (2015) Like the show? Rate Newcomers 5 stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Nicole and Lauren to read on the pod! Follow the podcast on Letterboxd. Advertise on Newcomers via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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I'm gonna show you something beautiful.
Everyone scream it.
For mercy.
You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change.
You're all puppets.
Tangled in strings.
Strings. Strange.
It's the end.
The end of the path I started us on.
Nothing lasts forever.
But now I'm free.
There are no strings on me. Thank you. Hi, everyone.
I'm Lauren Lapkus.
And I'm Nicole Byer. And this is Newcomers.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is the eighth episode of our fifth season.
We are working our way through the Marvel Cinematic Universe
with the help of fellow newcomers, super fans, sometimes people who've contributed.
And this season will be 20 episodes long, so we're going to get to as much as we can.
We can't get to everything, and we are okay with that.
Yes.
Today we're going to be discussing the second Avengers movie, Avengers Age of Ultron.
It came out in 2015.
You can get it on Disney Plus and for a fee on Amazon
Apple TV Plus, Google Play and Vudu.
We are going
to spoil it.
So if you want to watch the movie
first you can do that or you can just listen
and have a nice time. Lauren
what are
your initial thoughts?
I actually
thought this was kind of fun.
I know you didn't.
I thought that there were some moments that I enjoyed.
I actually liked the James Spader AI robot situation.
I actually thought that that was pretty entertaining.
thought that that was pretty entertaining um however and i sort of like the um real life moments that they had like when they went to the guy's house and like that kind of stuff
um but overall i would say it was like an hour too long as you know they all are
i watched it over two nights which was my best choice because i didn't i think when i sometimes when I'm really tired and I put one of these on, it's like so hard to watch it.
So I actually was able to stay awake in a good way.
I paced it out for myself, which was helpful.
But what did you think?
You hated it.
I really didn't like it.
Elizabeth Olsen's accent was so weird and strange.
I have questions about that. So many many questions who was the dialogue coach they
should be you know walked into traffic i really didn't like the action in this one and i also
didn't like the non-action parts yeah so that's the movie that's the whole thing and i think that
um her accent is from a fake country oh okay but then i'm like
so make it something she can do you know like it was like she was uh struggling it was hard and i
wonder and i was like does wanda on wandavision have that accent no right because i haven't seen
i don't think so i haven't seen anything that. So I'm very curious about how that connects. But you know what?
We have the perfect guest today because...
We do.
We are joined by our very own Marvel expert and consultant,
Leah Marilla Thomas.
And don't talk yet, as you know.
Look, she's the first person to not try to talk yet
because she's like, I'm here every week.
I understand how it works.
So Age of Ultron is a slightly controversial part of the MCU.
So we thought it'd be best to have Leah chat it through with us. And Leah is an entertainment
journalist and a writer in addition to the resident Marvel expert, as we said, which has
been very helpful throughout this whole season. You've been chiming in, giving us lots of tidbits
and info to keep us on track. Welcome to the show, Leah. Leah, Leah, Leah. Hello. Thank you for
having me. I mean, I'm always here. Oh, my God. But it's special today.
It's really special.
Tell us, what was your first experience with Marvel?
How did you become a Marvel expert?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So I was not, you know, really a superhero person.
I'd seen, like, some Spider-Man movies, some X-Men movies.
And I did not really like the concept of secret identities um yeah it like it really
bummed me out when the whole conflict in superhero movie is just like oh no they're gonna find out
who i am so when iron man came out and at the end he says you know like fuck it i am iron man
that was interesting and that kind of hooked me on this series. Yeah.
I mean, I personally liked that moment too,
but I also think that's hysterical that that was an improvised moment.
Like they weren't going to have him say that.
And then he's like,
fuck it, I'm Iron Man.
They're like, that's good.
Keep that.
We like that.
So yeah, I've seen them all.
I've seen, I think, yeah,
every Marvel television show.
As part of my job, I've done lots of like Easter egg guides and recaps and explainers.
So I'm I'm in it. Who who's your favorite character from the universe?
Peggy Carter. Who's that? And who is that? Captain America's girlfriend.
that and who is that uh captain america's girlfriend oh that old bitch yes we know her she has um a spinoff television show on abc called agent carter and that is my she does
yes it's my favorite piece of content much content yeah i'm exhausted but wait so is the actress from
the movie on the show oh good for her and she's not old. This is like old timey.
Yeah, it takes place in the 40s.
It's about her like living her
life, being a spy, getting over
Captain America, like
I guess dying because she thinks he's dead.
I'm sorry. She's got like other boyfriends.
I didn't know this was a show
and it's on ABC. Me either. And it's like
I watch things on ABC.
It's as if ABC betrayed you.
I watch things here.
Why didn't they tell me?
What?
Bachelor,
Million Little Things.
I have a lot of...
So, wait,
did she have this show on ABC?
Wait, is ABC part of Disney?
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
When did that happen?
Well, they really figured it out,
didn't they? They were like, let's just swoop up everything. Everything? Yes. When did that happen? They really figured it out, didn't they? They were like, let's
just swoop up everything. Everything?
Wow.
Disney is going to just own everything.
Well, buy me.
Daily Bugle time?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Daily Bugle. It's our new segment where we're gonna give a recap
of what's been going on lately in the mcu okay first first topic deadline announced that marvel
studios is developing a project around the marvel hero richer writer aka nova for either film or
television nova a member of Nova Corps?
Everything's a question.
Law enforcement.
Oh, okay.
We're introduced in Guardians of the Galaxy led by Glenn Close.
Okay.
Why do they all have names that are just like Richard?
Steven?
Yes.
Everyone's just very normal.
And there's multiple too
because there's multiple Peters.
There's multiple Richards. There's multiple Richards.
That's so funny.
Is it because Stan Lee was doing this in 1955 and he was like, everyone's name is Dick and Sally?
That's funny.
Dick and Sally.
So here's another bit for y'all. At the red carpet event for Moon Knight in Los Angeles,
Oscar Isaac posed with a child cosplaying as his character,
Mark Spector, a.k.a. Moon Knight.
How kind.
Oh, that's nice.
Very kind.
Honestly, this child looks creepy.
Now, did I see that Ethan Hawke was at this premiere?
Is he in this show, Moon Knight?
He is.
He's the villain.
Okay, I like him.
Ethan Hawke's the villain? okay i like hawks the villain
oh yeah we watched the the trailer and it looked pretty decent right right right i liked how that
one looked actually because it was kind of about like he's like i've got multiple personalities
yeah okay i'm into that and i have seen uh the first four episodes of midnight oh is it good
it's pretty good based on what we have been liking and not liking, do you think we would like it?
There's a little,
I can say all this cause it'll be out.
Yeah.
There's a little bit of romance.
Okay.
It's got Indiana Jones vibes.
Do you guys like Indiana Jones?
Never seen it.
No.
No.
I don't think I do,
but I saw it when I was a kid, but I don't think i do but i saw i saw when i was a kid but i don't know
yeah well i'm also fairly newcomer season six you know there's four of them it's also fairly
like straight forward you know there's only one character that's not a lot of people coming in so
see that i guess he does have multiple personalities or dids so there are other
people coming in but it's all him that i can get behind i can get behind that um okay here's
another little tidbit on instagram live someone asked james mcavoy is that how you say it? McAvoy? Oh, God.
God, McAvoy.
That is, yeah, of course that's how you say it.
If he's in Doctor Strange into the multiverse of madness,
his answer, no.
Why would you think he is?
Why is that interesting?
This is the thing.
This has become the news.
I've been trying so hard to avoid this type of news
because that's all it is.
But all people want to do is ask actors if they're in films
and then catch them in a lie if they're, you know,
like Andrew Garfield went through this with Spider-Man.
Oh, he said he wasn't in it and then he was.
And then he's like fucking, he is Spider-Man.
Interesting.
Okay, well, I guess you can't even say, we'll have to wait and see because that would mean that you are. And then he's like fucking he is Spider-Man. Interesting. Okay.
Well, I guess you can't even say we'll have to wait and see because that would mean that you are.
And then you get in trouble.
But who would he be in Doctor Strange?
The Multiverse of Madness.
He'd be like the younger Professor X.
Like he is in.
Oh, yeah.
First class and stuff.
But isn't that.
Oh, Disney owns Fox now. Boy, oh boy. Oh, my God First class and stuff. But isn't that... Oh, Disney owns Fox now.
Boy, oh boy.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Well, here's another thing.
When asked what he could share about Thor, Love and Thunder,
director Taika Waititi said that it's not finished.
The film will be released in July,
and Waititi joked that he would get it done probably in June.
I love it.
You know, you love someone who's like successful, who's confident.
I love it.
He's like, whatever.
I'll get it done.
Don't worry about me.
He's everyone's favorite.
And I want to know why it's called Love and Thunder.
Now, do you think that he's going to make some thunder in bed with Natalie Portman?
Ooh, maybe, maybe,
maybe he'll put down a different hammer on Natalie,
Natalie Thornton.
Wow.
He's going to lay down the hammer in bed.
I think in this movie, Jane becomes Thor somehow.
I'm not, this is not my area of expertise, that particular comic.
So I think we now have to call her Natalie Thornton.
Okay.
I love it.
It's been decreed.
She becomes him?
Hmm.
I mean.
Kinky?
Sounds a little hot.
Although I got to say Thor's hair in Age of Ultron would oscillate between straight wig and then beach waves.
And I was like, who did the continuity on?
This is nuts.
Yeah.
I want to get into everyone's looks and everyone's vibes.
We're going to go to a quick break.
We're going to come back with Age of Ultron after this.
And we're back.
Okay.
Age of Ultron was written by Joss Whedon, directed by Joss Whedon, released on Joss Whedon.
I honestly, he did the firstgers and i really didn't like it
i think he must be stopped yeah i think he i think people were trying to stop him recently
i don't know what happened oh he's pretty much stopped but he was not stopped at this point
yes no may 1st 2015 let's jump into our plot here okay so in light of the events of
the winter soldier the avengers reassemble to track down and eliminate hydra again more of this
fucking hydra's remaining members their latest mission brings them to a location of loki scepter
a fictional eastern european country called Slokvenia.
There you go.
Sokovia.
What is it?
Sokovia.
Sokovia.
Do you have like heartburn every time I pronounce something?
No, but sometimes I can sort of like
anticipate which paragraphs you're going to read
and I go, oh no.
I like this.
I like when you get to a hard word.
It's so hard.
I like what you make up.
It's always more fun than the real word.
Lauren, thank you so much.
Well, this fucking scepter that seems to be so important in every movie
is in the possession of Barton Wolfgang von Strucker.
Played by Thomas Creature Man,
one of the last remaining heads of Hydra,
who's been using the scepter to build weapons
and experiment on the people.
Okay, so during the battle,
without Strucker's approval,
two of his agents join the fray,
Pietro and Wanda Maximoff's Kokovian twins,
who gained, I'm doing the accent perfectly,
who gained supernatural powers via Strucker's experiment.
Pietro can move at
superhuman speeds, while
Wanda possesses a powerful plethora
of psionic powers. When Tony
Stark finds the scepter, Wanda uses
her powers on him. In a vision,
Tony sees his teammates dead or dying
while the Chitauri launch an even
larger invasion on Earth. So this is when everyone
started having visions.
Yeah.
And I was like, okay.
And then there is one part where she is introduced and then moves.
They just like rewind her back through a door.
And I don't think I've laughed harder.
It was the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my whole entire life.
Also, I didn't really, I was like, okay, so she's like an enchantress or whatever.
She can like bewitch you into dreams.
But then I was like, why do I need to see the Avengers bewitched?
Why can't we just see it later?
I guess, I don't know.
I just didn't need to see all of them bewitched.
It was dumb to me.
I agree because I feel like not all of them paid off.
Like some of them, we saw what they saw and we saw them deal with that.
And they had to go like like i feel
like thor it was like a really big deal to him but like other people it wasn't that big of a deal
they were like i see myself doing something fun later and then everyone else was like horrible
horrible stuff's gonna happen i don't know it was kind of silly and i i have to say like we
before we started recording i was just we were talking about like how we don't love when all the
all these aven Avengers get together.
And like, I just feel like sometimes they get a little corny when they're all together.
Yes.
Yes.
Because there was that whole runner of like, don't say bad words.
And I was like, what the fuck?
I was just about to bring that up.
What is that?
Oh, go ahead, please. That language moment sort of followed around both Steve Rogers and Chris Evans for the longest time.
And fans loved like anytime Chris Evans says a bad word, they're like, oh, no.
It's awful.
That's so annoying.
Even this movie like eventually proves that that's not like who he is.
But that's really funny I feel like
like wait was it was it this movie or another one where they were all trying to pick up the hammer
it was this one that was this one yeah they all started but I was like okay like that was like
an improv scene like it was like a group game they're like how would your character try to
pick up the hammer it's like this one's like, no, no, I got this.
You know, it's like, okay, you guys,
like this is just a little bit silly.
That whole sequence was improv.
There is a point where they had,
what is his name?
Who's Iron Man's friend?
Rhodey.
Yeah, so Rhodey was like,
and then that's when I said, boom!
And everyone's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
And I was like, cool.
So this wasn't scripted.
And you could tell by his face, Don Cheadle was like, all right, I guess if you want me to fucking keep making up shit, here's this.
Totally.
Like rolling his eyes.
It was totally what was happening.
It was so weird.
And then I guess that whole point of that scene was just so that later when the robot
picks it up and it's really easy, it's it's like okay so he's really strong and you guys
aren't like i was like but yeah i know like i don't know there was just something about that
that was very well he's worthy we'll get to that later worthy okay i i didn't i didn't get that
okay we have to get back okay so the avengers arrest strucker and returned to stark tower now the avengers tower which is
like what it's like their house yeah like what's going on um in manhattan in manhattan with the
scepter stark and bruce banner begin studying the weapon they discover that the gem in the
scepter scepter could be used to develop artificial intelligence the two scientists extract the gem
for use in stark's secret peacekeeping program called ultron also on board is dr helen cho
claudia kim who is a geneticist um okay so leah they live in avengers Tower that's just like their house yeah that's like their hangout do they live
there all the time
well according to fan fiction
yes
oh for sure if I was going to write fan fiction
there's so much Avengers Tower
fan fiction it's it's own genre
because it's like a condo building where they're like
we have a pool up at the top where anything can happen
and then there's the gym you'll always
run into one of the other Avengers in there because they're always working out.
And the doorman's got everyone's packages, but he mixes them up sometimes.
And somebody got Bruce Banner's dildo.
And, you know, it's just a disaster.
It should be like, it should be like the circle.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I love the circle.
Wouldn't that be great?
Do you see how I light up?
I light up at the worst shows ever.
I'm like, you really did light up
at the circle.
It's so bad.
That's why no one
who cares about this
can really get upset
if we don't like it
because we have crazy taste.
Yes, we do.
Very bad.
Like, I love 90 Day Fiancé.
I think it is poetic.
Okay, yeah.
So they do live in Avengers Tower but they move to another house at the end of the movie, right? Oh, yeah. So they do live in Avengers Tower,
but they move to another house
at the end of the movie, right? Oh, okay.
Okay, yes, well. But they were there.
Okay, so the Avengers
throw a party with their various sidekicks.
At the party, the Avengers mingle and cover
a wide range of topics. Jane and Thor's
relationship status, Steve and Sam's
search for Bucky Barnes, as well as Bruce and
Natasha's feelings. The party culminates in a contest to see if any of the drunk Avengers can lift Thor's
hammer. I just was like, not here for this scene. Also, there was a bunch of old people there. And
I was like, are there old people so we get Stan Lee in here? He doesn't have to always be with
old people. He could just be a person. Yeah. I also think like there's nothing scarier.
I mean,
and we're improvisers,
but I feel like
there's nothing scarier
than this movie
with a blank page
where they go,
and this part,
you're just going to
make some stuff.
This is a millions
of millions
of millions
of dollar movie.
And we just want you
to make it up as you go.
Just go.
Just see,
just see what you guys
play with when you go
pull the hammer
and the hammer will be
made of styrofoam so just don't really let it be yeah don't don't touch it um and then somebody
almost moves it and thor's like oh no and then he's like ha ha ha captain america i was like oh
my god and it is crazy that none of them can't even move it an inch well because it's not about
it's not about strength it's about being like pure of heart or something.
Okay.
I remember in Thor how he had to just like prove that he was a good person
and then he could wield it.
Okay.
I missed that as part of what matters about that hammer.
So that's going to be a key detail later, I think.
Maybe.
Is it?
We'll find out.
We'll find out.
Okay.
I mean, I watched the film. Yeah, I watched. Maybe. Is it? We'll find out. Okay. I mean I watched the film.
Yeah I watched it too and that's why I was
just like okay maybe I missed something.
Well like they definitely made a big deal of it
when Ultron or whatever
was throwing it to him. Even that part
where he's like tossing it to him.
Yeah yeah yeah. Or not Ultron
Jarvis or whatever. The red man?
Yeah.
Who also looked like he was from the bodies exhibit yeah i was not
here for that i was like what's his name that's their main source of inspiration for like half
the characters the bodies exhibit uh okay so what was his name vision vision oh his name is vision
oh so so spoiler spoiler alert that's Wanda's husband. Oh.
Well, that is a spoiler.
But he was just like created.
He's a baby.
She's way older.
Seems nasty.
I mean, he's also annoying.
He's like, is death what you're afraid of?
No, what we're afraid of is the sky, birds, trees, life. I hated him.
He was more annoying. I liked the bad more annoying i liked the bad guy i like the bad guy
too ultron james spader he gets suddenly activated this was fun this part was fun i thought this was
exciting i did like this um so he quickly absorbs all the information in the world and determines
that the only way to save earth is to eradicate humanity, which is like a lot of bad guys things
where I'm just like, this is pretty dramatic.
Yeah, everybody gotta go.
It's a huge thing that you want to happen.
I mean, you know, and then Jarvis attempts to stop Ultron,
but the more powerful AI appears to destroy him
and then takes control of one of Tony's Iron Legion robots.
Ultron attacks the Avengers,
knock-kneed and kind of like drunkenly stumbling around,
but then he like flees with Tony's Iron Legion.
Yeah, this part I thought was very exciting.
Like they were having their party
and then the, I guess it was supposed to be
Iron Man's costume or something.
And it like goes like, hey, I'm sentient now. And then they're all like, oh shit. And it like goes like
hey I'm sentient now.
And then they're all like
oh shit.
And then it's like
way better than all of them.
And I thought that was fun.
I thought it was a little fun.
I like
I didn't like how like
he looked like a rag doll.
He was like
I've just cobbled myself together.
I'm just like
really discovering
how bad and nasty i am
it does seem fairly realistic though that if artificial intelligence absorbed all of the
internet in a minute they would decide to just kill everybody though i mean that seems like what
i want to do i like the internet too much like i go on Twitter, you're like, I'm like, yeah,
we should all stop this now.
Yeah, I guess.
I guess if I was artificial intelligence, I'd be
like, everyone here is pretty stupid.
So like, they gotta go.
Don't you feel like,
I don't know, I just pictured the internet actually
being gone and like the level of peace I would
feel at home.
But then I'd be like, what's doing I know but you just wouldn't know and then you have to call someone and be like do you want to hang out and then like you
would have less FOMO because you'd like hear you'd maybe hear about something that happened but you
maybe wouldn't oh my god are we Ultron are we trying to get rid of the world? Yeah.
Alright, so here's my paragraph. Ultron recruits the
Maximoff twins in Sokovia
who reveal that they have a vendetta
against Tony Stark because a Stark
Industries bomb killed their parents
and that Wanda let Stark take
Loki's scepter with the hope that
it would make him self-destruct.
After Ultron kills Strucker in prison
to lure the Avengers out,
he and the twins travel to South Africa
to acquire vibranium from arms dealer Ulysses Klaue,
played by Andy Serkis, who blows me away.
Yeah, he's great.
He's a great actor.
He's fun.
And then I was like, oh.
And then they mention something, oh. And then they mentioned
something about Vibranium
being used to make the shield or whatever
and he was like, you made a dumb
frisbee or something.
I don't know.
I just don't know what was happening.
We're getting into the answers
that you have been demanding
for weeks.
I didn't really get an answer other than We're getting into the answers that you have been demanding for weeks. Okay.
But like, I didn't really get an answer other than like, why did Novacor?
No.
Who made this thing?
Howard Stark.
Howard Stark made the shield?
Iron Man's dad.
Yeah.
And I don't think they ever fully say whether or not he like bought it or like bought it.
You know, I think I think he must have stolen it.
So about Tony Stark, he's bad.
Like, I think Robert Downey Jr. is so likable that i have this feeling and he's and now iron man is a
hero he's a superhero but he has done a he's got a very bad history like i feel like a lot of them
don't have such a bad history he literally caused destruction because he made bombs like he i mean
i guess he in his first movie he was like i'm not gonna going to do that anymore. But like, it's fucked up.
It's fucked up.
Yeah.
And he's still like destruct.
He's like, but then the part where he's like, hey, how fast can we buy this building?
And then he like breaks it all down, like the whole building.
I'm like, well, he has good intentions, I guess.
Like he's like, I'll buy it.
And then it's my problem or something.
But I was like, I don't know.
He's he's a he's like a kind of like bad person, it seems like.
like i don't know he's he's a he's like a kind of like bad person it seems like even the idea to like put a what did he call the ultra and like put a shield of armor around the world that's that's
still militarizing the planet it's like it's still bad yeah i don't think i think ultimately like i
love the actor but the character um i have problems with some of his core beliefs.
Same.
And then also, yeah, he, his dad and him sold, you know, weapons of mass destruction to people.
Yeah.
Bad, bad, bad, bad.
And of course, we have the twins' parents killed.
These twins are in love with each other, correct?
They do love a handhold.
And did they kiss at one point?
He tenderly touched her face.
I submitted it to siblings are dating, which is my favorite Instagram account.
Twins who are dating.
Wait, no, what is it?
Siblings who are dating.
No, siblings or dating.
And then the person who makes it will post a picture of a couple and then put a poll.
Like, are these two people siblings or are they dating?
And because the poses people are in and they either look a lot alike or they're posing really weirdly.
And then you find out they're siblings.
It's like it's just or you find out they're dating, but they're like twins.
It's just the best account.
That's very funny.
It's very fun.
And some of them are like disturbing.
the best account that's very funny it's very fun and some of them are like disturbing like you'll just be like these people are siblings yet they're like like kissing each other it's just like sick
um elizabeth olsen and aaron taylor johnson did play a married couple in another movie
so so they have tension they have they have a chemistry that already exists
wow interesting what movie was that? Godzilla,
which I think came out the same year as this.
Oh,
wait,
what?
That's crazy to have them
cast in two things
that huge playing.
No,
it was a year before,
but still.
I think that's insane.
I think it's pretty funny.
It's like,
we were kissing,
now we kiss in a different way.
Yeah,
and I guess they'd already
been cast
because they were in
that post-credits scene.
Right, right, right.
After Winter Soldier.
When she was like,
Hello, hello, hello.
Okay, so more plot summary.
After explaining that Klaue stole vibranium from Wakanda and both Steve and Tony were led to believe
that Howard Stark
got the last of it.
The Avengers head
to Johannesburg
to stop him.
Wanda uses her powers
to wage psychological warfare.
Natasha's taken back
to the Red Room in Russia.
She's Russian?
Where she was trained
by an assassin,
Madame M.
Julie Delpy,
who was on,
I think,
Angel and Buffy.
And she's from Before Sunrise with Ethan Hawke, which I love those movies.
Have you seen those?
I do like her.
I have not seen those.
Oh, I love those movies.
They're really romantic and good.
Ooh, that's like right up my alley.
You should watch.
There's three of them, and they take place 10 years apart.
Ooh, what's it called again?
And with those same actors.
It's called Before Sunrise. I think the first one is Before Sunrise, then it's Before Sun the same actors um it's called before sunrise and
the first one is before sunrise then it's before sunset and then it's before midnight and so the
characters reconnect 10 years later in real time like they like made another one and then they have
the characters come back it's really fun um and now also didn't natasha have an accent in like
the first movie that we saw her in? Did she?
Natalie?
I mean, not Natalie, whatever her name is.
Scarlett?
She might have, but definitely does not have an accent in this one.
No, ma'am.
No, no, no, no.
She hasn't tried to have an accent, no.
Also, again, her wig-etition said, I will do you no favors.
That wig is bad.
I'm blown away. I'm just like, are we not at the point,
like just in past the year 2000,
where like every wig should be great?
Like what are we doing?
Like it's like you're in Marvel.
It's like, it's going to be a great wig.
Spend some money.
I don't know.
I know that I've heard of like certain actors
that people I know who have worked with were like,
oh yeah, she wears a wig in every movie
and it's a, you know, $10,000 wig or whatever.
And it's like, she just never wants her own hair to be done and they it's just part of the deal and it's
like it seems like scarlett johansson would be in a position where she can say i want a really
amazing wig i don't know one would think every movie gives her a different hairstyle and a
different love interest it's yeah because she was like i thought she had a necklace with like
an arrow for hawkeye in some movie but now she's trying to fuck a fucking green dude
the dynamic between them in their romance where she's like i love you or like i'm really into you
or i adore you but i want the big guy or something and she's like pushed him over the cliff and like
he came back as the hulk And I was like, yuck.
Yeah, a lot of what she did was nasty.
She was like, let me fuck you in the shower.
You shouldn't have showered alone.
And I'm like, girl.
I know.
Have some respect.
And then does he turn into the Hulk when he's horny?
I think so.
We famously didn't watch The Incredible Hulk,
but I'm pretty sure that that's like a thing.
Cause they were just getting too excited.
Yeah.
Cause they were kissing and she was like,
fuck at all.
Yeah.
I don't know what she called it.
Cause she was,
they were kissing and she was like,
don't,
I don't think she said,
don't get big.
Cause that's stupid.
But I think she said like,
probably there's so many weird jokes in this movie.
I wouldn't be surprised.
She was like, don't change. And he's like, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. It's like, okay. So that so many weird dick jokes in this movie. I wouldn't be surprised.
He was like,
don't change.
And he's like,
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
It's like, okay.
So that means he's like,
baseball, baseball,
old ladies.
Old ladies,
fucking grocery shopping.
So Steve imagines that he's returned
to the 1940s
with the war over
and Peggy still waiting to dance.
Thor sees a frightening
Asgardian party
where Hamadol
tells him that
everyone's dead.
Oh.
And when Wanda
then hypnotizes Banner,
turning him into the Hulk
and sending him to attack
Johannesburg.
Is it Johannesburg?
Is it?
I thought it was
Johannesburg.
Is it?
I think both.
Did I say it wrong?
Johannesburg.
No, you might.
I think you said it right.
Or should I say it
Johannesburg and then people can think you said it right. Or should I say it Johannesburg?
And then people can decide what they heard me say.
Iron Man decides to call in a special suit named Veronica,
which subdues and defeats Hulk.
But the destruction they cause starts a public backlash
against the Avengers who are forced to go into hiding.
Triggered by something he saw in Wanda's vision,
Thor does not join them.
So they go to this farm,
which I guess we'll get into in a second but now is this the part where iron man was riding the hulk around the buildings i was like
what like a big suit like i was like are you on a team to get like what's going on like does hulk
just lose track of like who's on his side me Maybe. Yeah, because he doesn't have the same.
He doesn't have Bruce Banner's brain.
He's like his own.
Oh.
The way that Natasha is attracted to him
and then he also turns into this is like something that's so weird.
What did you guys think of the lullaby that she does
to like get him to turn down or like?
Oh, my God.
What was it?
It was, um, hey, big guy, sun's getting real low.
Ew!
She just like kept calling him big guy.
And it was like so uncomfortable for me.
I agree.
I thought that was super fucking weird.
It's like it's like a woman,
it's like a metaphor for nurturing
your husband's abusive side.
She's like,
I need the big guy.
Yeah, it's okay, big guy.
And then he's back to his normal self.
And he's so boring as himself.
Mark Ruffalo is so charming.
This character just doesn't do it.
It's just,
there's nothing for him on the page
i think the only part i really like of his in this film is towards the beginning where he's like
listening to classical music on big headphones to chill the fuck out yeah that's relatable to me
the part where in the beginning i think it was where he like turned back from the hulk to himself
i didn't know what was going on at all for some reason, even though I've seen him do that.
I was like,
ew,
what is he doing?
And then he like plopped down and he was himself.
And I was like,
this is sick.
Well,
it was just like a weird transformation.
He's like grabbing on tree branches and his veins are green.
Yeah.
It wasn't for me.
I agree.
Okay.
The team takes refuge at Clint Barton's's farm i was like what the fuck where they
meet his pregnant wife laura and his children cooper and uh leah i or lila no i wish just
kidding sorry it was lila yeah imagine it was you you're just like in the movie and you're like
that's my dad clint barton is our farm i thought that clint and natasha were fucking so like color me confused that he's got this whole
forest house with these kids me too yeah right i think laura who was um what's her name from
linda carter yeah she i like she, when she was like,
what's going on with Bruce and Natasha?
And then Clint was like,
what do you mean?
Because he's like,
I thought he was like,
I'm into her.
Was that a thing?
Because he didn't know
that they were in a couple.
I don't know.
Okay, well,
there was something weird about that.
To me, the Bruce and Natasha relationship
came out of nowhere.
So I'm on Clint's side.
I don't know what Linda Carlini is talking about where she's like, everyone can see it. I know that wasn't true. It's like I'm picking up on a lot of context clues through paying close attention. argue while Natasha and Bruce discuss running away together.
Bruce tells Natasha he can't give her the life that he assumes that she wants, kids, because he's a monster.
And Natasha responds by revealing that the Red Room sterilized her to make her a more efficient killer.
Because I guess a uterus would like hinder you from murder.
And that she's a monster too.
Boy, oh boy.
I screamed.
I thought it was extremely fucked up.
And I thought it was very wrong
to even put the word monster in that sentence.
I thought that was so fucked up.
Because it's like, you were a victim
and you were abused by these people.
And I just, I can't I thought
that was so crazy and I also thought it
was weird that he assumed the life she wants was like kids
and stuff because I was like do you see what she does
all day it's like she's not getting the vibe of trying
to settle down
yeah she's literally out here in
these streets jumping from dude to dude
trying to murder
cutting her hair straightening her hair
curling her hair she has no time
changing from ugly wig to ugly wig saying put more bronzer in where it where it doesn't fucking
belong i this is extremely occupied the just the dialogue that they gave uh the hulk or whatever
his name is bruce where he's just like i don know, the things you want are not the things I give.
Everybody knows, I don't know.
And I was like, what?
This is like trying to be like romantic, I guess,
but it just was weird.
This whole vibe of this movie was weird.
I agree.
I thought this was like such a dark, deep moment to have,
like with the conversation they're actually having
that she was sterilized as a child.
I was like, this is a very heavy abuse topic
and it's thrown into the middle of this silly movie.
Like it was just like so unnecessary.
And I assume that's from the comics or something.
Like that must be real, right?
Like why would they put that from the comics?
I believe it is. i don't know 100 they do so uh just last year you know almost a decade
after it should have happened black widow got her solo movie and they touched on this very briefly um using a character played by florence pew who just like
very succinctly did a little uh well that's what i'm thinking of backtracking i guess like
she made it she made it into a joke that was more of like a feminist joke about it so i i appreciate
it a lot okay well they're trying to fix it.
Trying to fix it. Yeah.
And Florence Pugh has the right
sort of like energy for that.
I'm not familiar with her work.
However, I did look up
literally an audio button
on how to pronounce her name
the other night
because I was like,
it can't be poo.
It is close.
I was like, it can't be though, right?
And then I pressed a button
and it was like, pew. And I was like, good. Pew though right and then i pressed a button it was like
peel and i was like good good we're good we're good here i'll i'll explain the the joke in
black widow um someone makes a joke about her being angry because she's on her period and
she says i don't have one i was sterilized fuck you um which is a nice way to reclaim that's what
i was thinking of yeah that sort of. But I would like it if she,
because she's Black Widow and she's a spider
and spiders have eight legs.
I would like it if she had eight periods.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
I'm on all eight of them.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
There's still so much more of this summary.
Oh, of course there is.
So much fucking happens in this movie
that I just did not care about.
Well, let's see if you like this part.
So Nick Fury, still presumed dead,
arrives at the farm.
Banner deduces that Ultron is planning
to create a body made of synthetic tissue
using the regeneration cradle device
developed by Dr. Helen Cho.
Meanwhile, Thor travels with Dr. Selvig
to the mystical Water of Sight
to get answers.
He needs to learn about the existence
of the six Infinity Stones.
Yeah, that was like a really big deal.
Like he got in the fucking...
And is that...
Are we going to talk about it later
or is it right now?
I think that's the scene.
He got into the like hot spring
and it was like where he started tweaking out,
and his eyes were rolling back, and he was having all sorts of visions.
And then the doctor was like, Thor!
He was trying to interrupt it.
And I was like, you got to let him.
You put him in here thinking this is what's going to happen.
And then he seemed to want to stop it.
I was like, you got to let all the visions happen, buddy.
You're the doctor here.
Yeah. I just, I don't't know and then these infinity stones so there's six of them so we've only seen this
third one well yeah we've seen the mcu's seen four we've seen three i didn't realize we skipped
um thor the dark world which introduces one as well well I didn't know we were collecting the stones
I didn't notice that
we're collecting them
I think to get to
that fucking the dude
with the chin he gets them for
a glove Thanos
his glove yeah has all the infinity stones
I think right whenever I know something
I'm so proud I'm like yep
that was Thanos
I did it I know something, I'm so proud. I'm like, yep, that was Thanos.
I did it.
I know about it.
Love it.
Okay, so indeed Ultron, Pietro, and Wanda go to Dr. Cho's laboratory in Seoul, South Korea,
where Ultron kidnaps and brainwashes the doctor
as Ultron transfers his consciousness
into the synthetic body,
and Cho implants the gem from Loki's scepter into its forehead.
Wanda looks into Ultron's mind and discovers his plan to destroy humanity.
Shocked, the twins say, we gotta get out of here.
They leave.
And while Tony tries to stop Ultron from hacking nuclear codes in Oslo, Captain America, Black Widow and Hawkeye arrive in Seoul and battle Ultron.
Ultron kidnaps Natasha and derails a train. The twins switch sides and join Captain America's rescue mission
on the train while Hawkeye retrieves the regeneration cradle and takes it back to
Avengers Tower. I just feel like these twins really just jumped ship quick. There was no
thought. And then, wait, is this where fucking hawkeye's like hey buddy
when you step out there you're an avenger but if you don't stop quite yet i gotta protect you
oh shit that i hated that i really i hated so much of this movie it's a lot like um the fast
and the furious where you will be a villain one minute and then just welcomed into
the club yeah but it makes sense when it happens on Fast and the Furious so thank you
there's one other there's one character from Guardians who will become a hero later on
and that's what I probably should have used that is that the blue lady yeah oh she becomes good
yep okay who's blue uh the one who's just like oh yeah dad yeah she had like a weird voice
yeah thanks dad she didn't she also like gets up and like walks really sexy. Like I,
I know she had like a good butt.
I was like,
I don't know about this like avatar character having like a great American or not American,
a great human body.
It just feels like,
it just feels,
it just feels,
that's just for us.
You know,
that's not really like how the character needs to be.
That's just for us.
I like that.
I said I should a great American body though. That's just for us. I like that I said I should agree, American body, though.
That's Captain America.
I don't even know what I mean.
American body.
Steve Rogers has a great American body.
Oh, did you like when they were chopping
wood? No, because
at one point, Captain
America just rips the wood, and I was
like, well, if you could have been ripping wood the whole time, why are we chopping it?
Yeah.
He's just doing it for appearances.
And then fucking Thor whizzed away for a long time.
It was like they couldn't get him to work more days than they promised him.
He didn't want to stay at all.
He had to take a bath.
He did.
He had to take a long bath.
I see.
I see.
Okay, so at Avengers Tower,
Stark and Banner upload Jarvis
into the synthetic body.
Steve and Pietro
don't want him to go through with it.
A skirmish erupts
and ends when Thor arrives
and brings the android to life
with lightning.
Thankfully, the android is friendly
and played in the flesh
by Paul Bettany.
He's so friendly in fact
that he's worthy of wielding thor's hammer okay see i didn't get that that's what that meant i
thought it meant he was super strong that's so funny that you just have to be friendly to
to handle this hammer it's a good test so it's like the sword in the stone like where you
a certain person can pull it out um oh wait so wait a minute
so this man this this bodies exhibit man just has one of the infinity stones just straight up in his
head yeah forever he's an infinity he is the stone that's not gonna fit on a glove thor explains that
the gem in the android's head is the mind stone the twins in the
android who will later name himself vision he named himself he's really high on himself okay
to name yourself vision i'm vision wow okay what are you a cafe gratitude uh a very niche joke for
people in southern california they mean, if anyone wants to know,
if you go to Cafe Gratitude,
you have to order off them.
Each thing is called I am something,
and it's like, I am light.
And then you have to say that to order your meal.
It's really embarrassing.
So they ally themselves with the,
ally themselves?
Ally themselves with the Avengers,
who return to Slokadabia on a tip from Nat
to end Ultron's threat once and for all.
Arriving in Sokovia, the Avengers find that Ultron
has used various pieces of technology to build a machine
that lifts the Sokovian capital into the sky.
This is scary.
His intent is to crash it into the Earth
to replicate a meteor strike,
causing a mass extinction event.
While Bruce rescues Natasha, the Avengers evacuate
civilians and fight Ultron's army of
robots as the city begins to ascend.
Black Widow kisses Bruce
Banner, pushes him off the ledge
being like,
forcing him to transform into
the Hulk. Meanwhile, Hawkeye gives
Miranda, no, Miranda
Wanda
Maximoff
the encouragement she needs to be a superhero.
I hated this part.
When you step out there, you'll be
an Avenger. But if you stay here, I have
to take care of you and stuff. And I got
a lot to do. I got arrows to do.
Fury and the Remnants
of S.H.I.E.L.D. joined by
War Machine. Rhodey.. joined by War Machine.
Rhodey. His name is War Machine?
Yeah, that's the name he gave himself.
That's his hero name.
These people. Vision, War Machine.
This is embarrassing.
And a reinstated Maria Hill.
Who's Maria Hill?
Kobe Smulders.
She was uninstated?
Well, yeah, we watched this uh she went to work at stark
industries at the end of um winter soldier because shield had hydra agents so they all got new jobs
i see uh well they arrive in a helicarrier to assist evacuating the last few civilians
this is one of the few movies where like they save people instead of just murdering everybody
yeah it's nice kinda yeah they didn't save everyone like there was that one part where This is one of the few movies where like they save people instead of just murdering everybody. Yeah. It's kind of,
they didn't save everyone.
Like there was that one part where that woman was in her car and it was
flying through the sky going downward.
And then,
um,
what Thor like flung her up and then captain America,
like grabbed her and pushed her over.
And I was like,
there were literally other cars falling next to her.
Like I was like,
you got it.
The hottest lady.
You gotta save the hottest.
It was a really scary way to be saved,
but it was great.
And I was so happy for her.
There was a group of people in South Africa
who got saved out of an elevator.
And there was this one extra lady
who made me laugh so hard.
You gotta watch the extras.
They're really funny
because they're all in different movies.
Yeah, I need to be
paying more attention.
It's great.
So the Avengers
wipe out most of Ultron's drones
and severely damage
Ultron's primary body.
In retaliation,
Ultron hijacks
the Avengers' Quinjet
and kills Pietro.
Hulk leaps into the jet
and tosses Ultron
out of the rear hatch.
Ultron crash lands
in an abandoned tram
where Wanda finds
and destroys
him by ripping his heart out. Do you know what it feels like to die? What it feels like to die?
Something I saw. And this monologue and this accent were wild. As I was watching, I was like,
I cannot believe I have to. i can't believe people willingly went to
a theater to watch this okay once the evacuation is complete thor and iron man combine forces to
shatter the city into rubble which falls safely how convenient into a nearby lake hulk flees in
the quinjet which was funny because she was like hey big guy got to turn off invisibility mode. And he was like, won't do it. I fucking hate you.
I know, it was horrible.
I hate her talking to him like that.
I don't like it either.
It's like this weird baby talk and calling him big guy.
It's weird.
So Ultron's consciousness attempts to flee
in the last remaining drone, but Vision confronts him.
The two have a brief philosophical exchange
before Vision effectivelys him. The two have a brief philosophical exchange before Vision effectively kills him.
The Avengers established a new HQ
and training facility in upstate New York.
Believing the Mind Stone is safe with Vision,
Thor returns to Asgard to learn more
about the Infinity Stones.
Captain America and Black Widow
welcome new members to the Avengers,
consisting of Wanda Maximoff, Sam Wilson,
James Rhodes, and Vision.
Now, the Avengers are getting pretty big.
Mm-hmm, too big. In a mid-credits tease,
Thanos retrieves a golden glove called
the Infinity Gauntlet, saying, fine, I'll do it
myself. Oh
my god, we did it.
Who's Sam Wilson, James Rhodes?
James Rhodes is
Cheeto. Rose is Rhodey. Sam Wilson is
Anthony Mackie. Oh, yes. Oh, I thought he
was already part of the Avengers.
Me too.
I guess it was like,
it wasn't formally invited until today.
How wild.
I'm so happy for him.
Me too.
So that was intense.
Now, in our awards section,
Age of Ultron wasn't nominated for any major awards,
but it did win a Saturn Award for Best Film Costume Design
and a People's Choice Award
for Favorite Action Movie Character
for Chris Hemsworth.
That's funny,
because he's barely in the movie.
Yeah.
I know, he really isn't.
He spins around and leaves.
It's true.
So, Reception,
the film had a huge box office success,
raking in worldwide
a total of $1.4 billion.
Oh, my God. The fifth highest grossing movie of all time it also set a worldwide imax opening weekend with 25.2 million previously
held by the dark knight rises it's crazy how the pandemic has changed what a box office means
because that's like so crazy. It's so much money.
That's nuts.
Oh my God.
It holds a 76% rating
on Rotten Tomatoes
down quite a bit
from the 91%
that the first Avengers movie holds.
Audience has, however,
given an A
on the CinemaScore poll.
I think people,
I think 76 is pretty solid
in the way people rate things.
I think so.
Richard Rupert
wrote in the Chicago Sun-Times,
someday an Avengers film might collapse under the weight of its own awesomeness.
I mean, how many times can they save the world?
But this is not the day.
Wow.
He's a big fan.
Richard loved it.
Let's go to a quick break and we'll be back with more age of altron after this and we're back with some trivia
scar joe was pregnant during filming and apparently her many stunt doubles confused the other actors.
Chris Evans said it got to the point where he would start a conversation
with one of the stunt doubles, oh no, only to, no,
only to realize midway through that he wasn't talking to Jo Hanson!
I am praying that that was like a joke that he said in an interview
and then someone just wrote it out like it was a fact.
Like he like because it sounds like you could say like they look so much like her.
I was I started talking to one.
I didn't realize it wasn't her until I told her my whole life story, you know, or whatever.
But I'm just hoping that's the case because that's wild.
And that whoever that was probably really happy that they were that he was talking to them.
And then like halfway through, he's like, so Scarlett.
And then they're like, I'm Brenda.
I'm Brenda. were that he was talking to them and then like halfway through he's like so scarlet and then they're like i'm brenda i'm brenda because they've known each other for a long time chris evans and scarlet yeah they've like done lots of movies together it also means that he like doesn't give
a shit about her he's just like whatever she had a body to talk to oh you're not the body i'm used
to this was not pregnant.
I really wonder how they worked around her pregnancy,
because that seems really challenging
with the body suits and all the things that she was wearing.
Like, how did they do that?
That's probably why she ended up kidnapped
halfway through the movie.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, to play Ultron actor James Spader
had to wear an antenna-like contraption
made out of a thick piece of wire
with two red balls that represented the placement of his eyes
attached to the top that went up his entire back
and three feet above his head.
Elizabeth Olsen said this was distracting.
Spader was always giving such an intense performance
that she would look him in the eyes out of instinct.
Whenever this happened, Aaron Taylor-Johnson would yell,
Red balls! Look at his balls, Lizzie, to get her to look in the right
place.
Wow. This movie seems like a free-for-all.
The working title for this
film was After Party.
I'm obsessed with these titles
that they'll never use. Like, there's
no way it's going to be called that.
In the first trailer, Ultron recites
No Strings on Me, a Pinocchio song
from 1940, a Walt Disney film about an inanimate being who gains sentience.
Ultron serves as a dark parallel of Pinocchio, and the song is briefly in the film as well.
Yes, when I watched this, I was like, yes, Ultron is Pinocchio.
Yeah, I was like, yep, that's who that is.
I was like, this reminds me of that. And then, yeah, that's like what I was like, yep, that's who that is. And then I was like, I was like, this reminds me of that.
And then, yeah, that's like what I kept saying.
Yeah.
Okay.
So this segment, is Chris in this?
So it's a yes or no conversation.
If a Chris was in this, Chris's were in this.
A Hemsworth in Evans.
We had multiple Chris's, maybe too many.
I think that should there have been another Chris?
You know, I'm looking for more female Chris names.
Who in the world are we forgetting when we think of this segment that should be in this?
Kristen Stewart.
You know, would she ever be Marvel?
I feel like she could be like a superhero.
Kristen Stewart, I think she would do it.
She did one big franchise, Twilight.
Yeah.
Have you seen Spencer? No, I hear it's very good. I want to watch that. I got would do it. She did one big franchise, Twilight. Yeah. Have you seen Spencer?
No,
I hear it's very good.
I want to watch that.
I got to watch it.
It's really good.
Maybe I'll watch that train.
It's scary?
Yeah,
it's a little bit of like
a psychological thriller.
Oh.
Not expecting that.
Me either.
I'm bored as I.
And I feel like this is a good parents movie.
I have my parents here
and I think I'll throw that on.
I'll throw that on
and see if we all like that.
Because famously
I did meet Princess Diana
when I was 10 years old.
I did.
You did?
Yeah, so I'll be able
to judge this performance.
This is not authentic
to the Princess Di
that I know.
I met her
because she came
to my hometown of Evanston,
Illinois. She was visiting the president
of Northwestern University and she went
to like a couple like galas and things in town
and she, there was a
moment where we knew where she was going to be and it was like
pretty close to where I grew up and so we all
ran over there and I took pictures of her
on a disposable camera but I'm not in them because
I was just taking pictures on a camera
and that's it.
It was crazy.
She's wearing a mint green
pantsuit,
I mean,
a skirt suit.
So if you look it up,
once you went to Evanston,
you will see that
it's all real.
And then somebody,
actually,
I'm going to say this again.
I'm going to say this again
because I said it on a podcast
and somebody sent me a link
and it was,
I didn't get to go down
a rabbit hole.
They sent me a link
of all the paparazzi photos
from that excursion where they were like, maybe you're in one of these. And so I'm like, I need that to go down a rabbit hole. They sent me a link of all the paparazzi photos from that excursion where they were like,
maybe you're in one of these.
And so I'm like, I need that to be sent to me again.
I could never find it again.
It was like an Associated Press or something link.
I hope you're in paparazzi photos.
I need this because I was in a crowd of people and I'm sure that, you know, maybe you'll
see the top of my head or something.
It was very exciting.
I love that.
Yeah.
So now for our segment
is kiss in this
this is a segment
where we talk about
if a kiss was in this film
was there a kiss
there was a kiss
Natasha
the barren monster
kisses
that man
so he becomes
the green monster
yes
and then she pushes him
off a ledge
which is like
whoa
I know
I was like does
he have to be pushed off i guess he gets mad so he like flies back up he's mad and horny i know
he flew back up despite all of their flirting the kiss was not a romantic kiss it was a mean kiss
it was it was a means to an end yeah i didn't like that I guess there was like romantic things that happened,
but I mean,
it's not romantic begging a man to shower with him.
No,
he didn't seem interested.
And I was confused by that too.
But then we also had Linda Cardellini.
Maybe she kissed,
you know,
old Jeremy Renner.
I'm assuming maybe because there was,
she was like,
hi honey.
That part was,
um,
Oh.
And then she like rubbed his,
where his wound was. And she's like, I can tell the difference yeah i was like okay she said i'm always supportive of your avenging
which i bet joss whedon thought was very funny it's very much like someone being like oh yeah
are you still improvving yeah you know me still out here avenging i'll do it wherever i can
yeah i'm not a fan of the farm storyline weird hawkeye in the comics uh famous divorcee
famous divorcee bachelor hot mess oh interesting well it's not what they were showing us here
today no no too wholesome very and and like oh this is what he really wants. Like, this is a secret life he wants to have. It just seems surprising.
fan here. This podcast is painful to listen to as a fan of the things it's about. I definitely mean this in the absolute best way possible. 10 out of 10, you need to listen. Now that threw me
for a loop, but I didn't think that our producers would put in a negative review. So it is five
stars. I mean, I'm sure people who listen are going to be really upset with me for this episode.
I just, I, if you wait, Leah, did you like this movie? No, not at all. But I do like the Avengers.
this movie no not at all but i do like the avengers oh that's one of my favorites so that was but this one i did not like i didn't like where they took the characters i didn't like
is there another one romance i thought it was sexist yeah um another avengers movie
yeah um infinity war and end game which is like a two-part yeah i'm worried for Infinity War Endgame will be more fun but Infinity War has a lot of plot
oh god plot
oh no plot
oh no and then Captain America
Civil War has
Tony Stark and a lot of the other
Avengers in it so it
kind of feels like Avengers 2.5
no I love the standalone
it's not Joss Whedon
so maybe you'll
like it more we'll see
I just Joss is like I loved
Buffy and like the quippiness
that he likes to do didn't
work for me in this
in this movie yeah
that was just like corny
yeah
well this season in addition to
Apple reviews of newcomers we'll also be reading reviews
from letterboxd we're going to give a one sentence uh review and a star rating and if you don't know
what letterboxd is it's a social platform where people can write reviews of films you can follow
the show on letterboxd at newcomers okay my review is oh wait first i'll read this review from
somebody we don't know.
The three stars.
Whoever greenlit Natasha and Bruce's sudden relationship
is my enemy and they must be stopped.
I agree, Ellie Bean.
This person said,
I hate to say it, but Ultron is kind of hot.
I agree.
That's the most sexually attractive character to me in the film.
And my review is,
I wish Ultron and Vision hooked up.
Ooh.
And my review is,
I'll do,
I raise a thumbs up to that.
Oh my God.
That was a bad sentence,
but I stand by it.
I raise an old thumbs up to that.
And what you can't see listening
is I literally raised my thumb to that.
My star rating is a one.
Wow.
Oh, I forgot to rate it a star.
I would give it two and a half stars.
I'm kind of loose with my stars.
Yeah, I'm tight.
Tight with my stars.
Leah, how tight are you with your stars. Um,
Leah,
how tight are you with your stars?
And what's your review?
Um,
oh boy.
Let me see.
Oh,
here I'll,
I'll cheat and I'll say what I put on letterbox.
When I logged this,
um,
I liked it when Natasha said beep,
beep.
Okay.
That's it.
That's a great review.
And I'll do two stars.
Wow. All right. Two it. That's a great review. And I'll do two stars.
Wow.
All right.
Two stars.
Leah,
we've come to the end.
Oh, wait.
No,
I don't want to ask you to promote anything yet.
So listen to this on a,
no,
write a review on Apple podcasts because we're going to pick one for next week.
And also you can rate the podcast on Spotify.
Now,
Leah.
Yes.
What do you want to plug?
You can follow me on Twitter at Leah Marilla.
You can follow me on Letterboxd at Leah Marilla.
I am writing all over the place.
I'm at Slash Film.
I'm at Polygon.
I'm at Cosmopolitan.
And I am recapping Moon Knight for Vulture.
So that's Marvel related.
Great.
You should check me out there.
Well, that'll come in handy.
That's how I've seen those episodes, really.
Oh, good for you.
That's fun.
That show looks fun.
Well, we'll be back next week with Ant-Man,
which I think might be funny.
I like Paul Rudd.
I've actually seen this one.
It's funny.
But I don't remember.
Oh, that's perfect.
Well, we'll just see you next week
and talk about the ant man bye bye bye Thank you. That was a Hidgum Original.