Newcomers: Sports, with Nicole Byer and Lauren Lapkus - Batman Begins (w/ Mary Holland)
Episode Date: February 13, 2024Lauren and Nicole enter the Christopher Nolan Batman-verse with very special guest Mary Holland (Self-Reliance, Happiest Season, Harley Quinn) covering 2005’s Batman Begins with Christ...ian Bale. Fun! Together, they weave their way through knowing (and then not knowing, and then knowing again) who Ra’s al Ghul really is, give ample praise for Dawson’s Creek legend Katie Holmes, and feel comfortable enough to make a shocking confession (this is their first time watching a Nolan film...ever!). Next week's movie: The Dark Knight (2008). Follow Mary: InstagramLike the show? Rate Newcomers 5 stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Nicole and Lauren to read on the pod!Follow the podcast on Letterboxd.Advertise on Newcomers via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Tell us, Mr. Wayne.
What do you fear?
I leave you know my name.
The world is too small for someone like Bruce Wayne to disappear.
Your parents' death was not your fault.
My parents deserve justice.
I cannot let that pass.
If you make yourself more than just a man,
then you become something else entirely. What is?
A legend, Mr. Wayne.
Mr. Wayne, are you coming back for long, sir?
As long as it takes to show the people of Gotham their city doesn't belong to the criminals and the corrupt.
Chris? Rachel? You've got a long time. I know. This city doesn't belong to the criminals and the corrupt. Bruce?
Rachel?
You've gone a long time.
I know.
Things are worse than ever down here.
What chance does Gotham have when the good people do nothing?
No mixed survival suit for advanced infantry.
Kevlar utility harness, gas-powered magnetic grapple gun.
What's that?
You want the tumbler?
Oh, you wouldn't be interested in that.
I spent a lot of time being scared for you.
I heard you were back.
But the man I loved, the man who vanished, never came back.
He's here.
Who? The Batman. I wish she never came back. He's here.
Who? The Batman.
God, that must be destroyed.
Gotham isn't beyond saving.
T'Challa!
Rekha! I'm not going to let you go. Marco!
Guy dresses up like a bat. Clearly has issues. I'm out. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Batman Begins!
I'm Lauren Lapkus.
I'm Nicole Byer.
And guess what?
We're covering Batman!
This is the seventh episode of the sixth season of Newcomers.
We are working our way through movies within the Batman universe with the help of fellow
newcomers, super fans, sometimes even people who've contributed.
Guess what?
This is going to be 14 episodes culminating in a very exciting live stream episode!
Anything can happen.
We're going to cover as much as we can, but we can't get to everything.
And today, we are discussing the 2005 film, Batman Begins, starring Christian Bale.
I didn't realize this was 2005.
Yeah.
This seems so current. I know.
I know. It seemed like today.
Yeah, it does. Batman Begins
is available with a subscription
on Max and Prime Video.
And you can also watch it for a fee on Apple TV
Plus, Google Play, and Vudu.
And obviously we're going to spoil the film.
We're going to go through it with the help
of the Batman Wiki.
We are so excited for our guest today.
You better believe she's an actor.
She's a writer.
She's a comedian known for her work in shows like Beep, Comedy Bang Bang, Blunt Talk, Physical,
the movie The Happiest Season.
Ooh, movies.
Sorry.
Happiest Season.
Mike and Dave need wedding dates, senior year and more.
She also voices Jennifer and Tabitha in the Harley Quinn series.
It's Mary.
voices Jennifer and Tabitha in the Harley Quinn series.
It's Mary.
It's Mary.
Oh my, Mary, you're on Harley Quinn?
I didn't know that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Way to keep that under wraps. Yeah.
Sorry.
Why didn't you tell me what?
Because it's a secret.
Okay.
I really want, I want the viewers to, the viewers To get immersed in the world
To be thinking about
Oh this is Mary
But I just think you should have
Maybe I should have mentioned
Just a little group test
Wait who's Jennifer and who's Tabitha
They're characters
Mary's like I do not know
I just go in the booth and talk
Scream in a mic and I make it make sense.
Well, we can't wait to talk about Batman Begins with you today.
As I can't as well.
Now, we want to know, what is your relationship to the character of Batman, the DC Comics universe?
I'm horny for him.
Okay.
So it's a sexual relationship.
Yes, yes, sexual relationship. Yes, sexual relationship.
I saw Batman Forever.
I think that was my first
Batman I ever saw.
I remember it being a sexual awakening for me
for a number of reasons.
Val Kilmer, I think to this day
Val Kilmer is Batman.
Batman Forever is your sexual awakening.
I have to wrap my head around this.
I like this. I'm kind of my head around this. I like this.
Yeah.
I'm kind of on board.
Val Kilmer's hot.
He's so hot.
But there's more to this story because I know who your big crush is.
And it's someone else in the film.
Who's your big crush?
My big crush.
My biggest crush.
Tommy Lee Jones.
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
I love him. I think he's so hot and in this
movie he's so hot as Two-Face as Two-Face there's something oh my gosh he really just lets a rip in
this movie he's such a great actor yeah I just love his face so much yeah and I love two of his
faces yeah two is better than one two is better than one. Two is better than one?
Are you kidding me?
I get it.
I really like him in Men in Black.
Sure.
I've never seen that film.
You've never seen Men in Black?
Oh my gosh, Lauren!
Men in Black is great.
Men in Black 2 is not good.
That doesn't make any sense.
Men in Black 3 is wonderful, and I cried in the theater.
Okay.
You did?
I didn't see Men in Black 3.
It was great.
I only saw the first one.
Was it M-
I love the first one. I-I-I-B? I believe so. Men in-in- was great I only saw the first one Was it M I love the first one
I, I, I, B
I believe so
Men in, in, in, in, in, Black 3
Yeah
I didn't like the second one
Men in Black 3
First and third
Okay
I'll add those to my list
Of five billion movies
I've ever seen
It's gonna be tough
To get through them
You're already getting
Through it
Actually, I know
We're doing a lot
It's a lot
Are you into horror films?
I was gonna ask
I do like them Because I was curious After watching horror films I was going to ask I do like them
because I was curious
after watching this
which I was very scared
by many times
I thought what if we did
classic horror films
I would do that
in a heartbeat
I'm scared of horror films
I love horror films
when I was like
I don't know
like 11 or 12
I asked my mother
to see The Exorcist
because I just heard
it was like one of the
scariest movies
and then my mom bought it we had to sleep over all the girls got so just heard it was like one of the scariest movies. Yeah. And then my mom bought it.
We had to sleep over.
All the girls got so scared
and I was just alone
watching it in my living room
as they like did crafts with my mom.
I'm honestly nervous
for the idea I just pitched.
I was like,
I don't want to watch The Exorcist.
It's going to be fun.
I think it's a great idea.
Should we do that?
I think we should.
Okay.
Let's think about it.
Okay.
We can look at the list
and see what you haven't seen too
because... Oh yeah, and I haven't seen a lot. Oh good. You know me the list and see what you haven't seen, too, because...
Oh, yeah.
And I haven't seen a lot.
Oh, good.
You know me.
I know.
I've truly never seen a thing.
It's surprising that I've seen The Exorcist.
It is.
It is.
You went out of your way.
Yeah.
You made an appointment.
Okay.
Can we quickly say our thoughts about this movie and our experiences that we had watching
the film?
I will say, thought it was fantastic and was scared
and interested the entire time yeah yeah goddess i think i said earlier the dumbest sentence i said
this movie really felt like a movie i know and i did it really did what it meant by it is it felt
very current even though it's from like 2005 yes um and yes. And I was engaged the whole time.
Yeah.
And I thought it was funny at parts.
Yeah.
I thought it was scary at parts.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That Christopher Nolan,
might know what he's doing.
I know.
Might just.
I was also surprised to hear
that it came out in 2005
because it does feel very current.
It's so cinematic.
Yes.
And to me,
Christopher Nolan really explores,
I mean, in all the Batman movies, you know,
Gotham is a dark city.
Like, we're dipping our toes into the darkness.
But with the Christopher Nolan Batman movies, it really feels like we're going to the drama of it.
Yeah. We're really getting into the drama and the darkness.
And I think it worked so well.
It was my favorite telling of the story.
Me too, because you never get a full backstory.
This gave you a backstory to a backstory to a backstory.
It explained the bats.
It explained how he can fight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
And then how he can use all his tools.
He doesn't do everything alone.
And I really liked that.
Yeah.
It made so much more sense to me.
And Christian Bale,
I thought,
was like just...
Was really good.
So,
he's so great and everything,
but like,
the difference between
Batman and Bruce Wayne
I really liked.
It was very,
very distinct.
Yeah.
Tell me.
I was like,
oh my God,
tell him.
I know that voice.
That voice.
Just tell him.
Just tell him.
And Katie Holmes, who I didn't know was in this.
She's great.
She's great in it.
And I kind of like that they switched up the hot blonde to a hot brunette.
Yeah.
I liked it.
And she's kind of like a girl next door, which we don't get from any of these.
No, you get like a vampy lady.
But yeah, she was just like the girl next door who loved him earnestly.
Boy, oh boy.
I loved this movie i know me
too i actually was like i can watch it again same and i almost watched it again this morning to be
like did i get every morsel yeah it's truly amazing um all right we'll take a quick break
we'll be back with batman begins and we're gonna get so deep into it.
We're back.
So, okay, Batman Begins was released.
All of these movies were released in June.
Oh, that's weird.
Yeah.
June 17th, 2005, written by Christopher Nolan and David S. Goyer directed by Christopher Nolan.
I've never seen another Christopher Nolan movie.
I don't know if I have.
I don't know what they are.
What?
Yeah.
I know his name.
It's part of the Zyguys.
Yeah.
And I know he just did Oppenheimer.
Yes.
I almost just said Barbenheimer
and I was like,
that's not the name of the fucking movie.
That's how they marketed it to us.
They did.
What your mouth did was incredible.
It got so small.
The smallest I've ever seen.
That got me good.
I can't do it again.
It was a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Wait, what other movies has he done?
Oh, Inception was probably.
Oh, I saw that.
I saw that.
I saw the poster.
Never seen that.
Oh, I think I saw that.
Was there something behind a bookcase?
I don't know about that.
Matthew McConaughey.
Oh, it is true?
Okay.
Okay.
I don't remember that very well.
But also Space?
Space.
Okay.
Tenet, which came out during the pandemic.
The Dark Knight.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, great.
Okay, so I've seen two out of four that were named.
We're doing great.
We did Memento, too, I think.
Memento?
Oh, I've seen Memento.
I've never seen that, but I understand.
Oh, he did Memento?
Memento is a really great movie.
I understand there's something about things going backwards.
As I understand it,
there's something going backwards.
It's a man who doesn't have a memory,
so he like tattoos shit to himself,
but then he's also trying to save his wife,
and then there's a twist about his wife.
Wasn't there that show on TV,
like not that long ago,
about that woman who was covered in tattoos
that were about things that happened?
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes. I believe it was on NBC NBC and I loved her haircut she had such a nice
haircut and it showed the back of her yes so you can see the tattoo yeah what was that I don't know
blind spot yes didn't watch it no um no no okay well let's jump into the plot of this film
and also I recall when this movie was being
filmed in chicago because it was kind of a big deal they were shutting down i believe it was
lower wacker drive for when there's the big chase where he rides over the roofs and something like
yeah it is yeah that's cool um and so it's cool because they were signs everywhere. And we're like, wow, a movie's being made here.
Okay, so we, of course, want to give our gratitude to the Batman fandom. Yes, lots of gratitude.
Thank you so much for everything we're about to hear.
Okay, so here's how the movie begins.
As a young boy of eight, Bruce Wayne falls down a well while playing on his manor grounds with his friend Rachel Dawes,
where he is caught in a swarm of bats.
Flashing forward in time, an adult Bruce, Christian Bale, wakes up from his memory dream in a Bhutanese prison.
Is that how you would say that?
I don't know.
And you know I don't know.
Well, no one here.
Sounds right.
Okay, Bhutanese.
Okay, great.
So after a prison brawl, an enigma... Uh-oh.
An enigma?
Enigmatic.
Enigmatic?
And that's a word we all knew?
We all knew it.
Enigmatic?
I love how this is.
Sometimes Mary ever tough time reading.
I'm not good at cold reading.
A couple days ago I couldn't read at all and then you were like, I got it, and just started
the whole thing over.
I was like, because I was like, Mary was like very fast you know I don't know
sometimes
reading's hard for both of us
reading's hard for everybody it is it's like you're in school
and it's your turn yeah
I would read ahead just in
case they called on me yeah
because yeah cold readings not is not good for
me it can create nerves it's like in an audition
when they're like do you want to just like read this
new scene and I'm like no you gotta let me go outside and read it yeah anyway this man who identifies himself as
henry duckard liam neeson who i love oh baby so great he's great and i find him to be so sexy
invites bruce to join and at least no tommy lee jones but go ahead you're right honestly you are
right i do think tommy Tommy Lee Jones is more attractive.
There's like a gravitas to Tommy Lee Jones.
Yeah.
I'm happy for you guys.
To join an elite vigilante group,
the League of Shadows,
which is a dumb name,
but I was like into it.
Under the leadership of Ra Al Ghul,
Ken Wantebe,
Bruce is freed the next day and travels to the top of a Tibetan mountain to begin his combat training with the League.
Yeah, so Ra Al Ghul.
Of course, it comes into play later.
But I was confused enough during this part that the twist almost didn't get me later.
I was kind of like, who did a what now?
Yeah, who is this guy? Yeah, yeah. I hear you. Yeah. It was pretty confusing. I was kind of like, who did a what now? Yeah, who is this?
Yeah, I hear you.
Yeah.
It was pretty confusing.
It was a little confusing.
I did watch it in three parts, so it's partly why.
Fair.
Yeah.
Because when I saw them, I was like, huh, those mountain people weren't good?
Yeah.
And I was like, oh, those mountain people weren't good.
Well, because it took a while to understand why he's doing this.
Yes.
Which I still was intrigued by because I was like, this is just a really interesting
start to this movie.
But yeah,
it took me a while
to fully grasp.
In a flashback,
eight-year-old Bruce
is rescued at the bottom
of the well
by his father Thomas,
Linus Roach,
but he is left
with a fear of bats.
When Bruce and his parents
attend the opera
Mephistopheles,
Wow.
A lot of words in here
that are wild.
Bruce is frightened
by the portrayals
Of bat-like demons
In the performance
This scene
Really broke my heart
He and his parents
Exit into an alley
Where they are confronted
By an armed mugger
Joe Chill
Richard Brake
Who shoots and kills
Bruce's parents
Chill is arrested
And convicted for the
Double murder
But Bruce is left
Traumatized by the incident
The family's butler
Alfred J. Pennyworth
Michael Caine
Best Alfred
Oh my gosh
Hands down Such a good Alfred Raises Bruce In the absence of his parents The killing in the alley The family's butler, Alfred J. Pennyworth, Michael Caine, best Alfred. Oh my gosh, hands down.
Raises Bruce in the absence of his parents.
The killing in the alley was intense.
It was so intense.
We've now seen it at least five times.
But this kid was a good actor.
He was really good.
And the premise of it, that it's his fault that they go outside.
Yes, because he was like, I didn't want to be in there.
Also, I really liked Alfred.
And I also like Morgan Freeman's character, because it kind
of felt like the devil and angel on Bruce's shoulder a little bit, where Alfred was like,
don't do that.
Yeah.
And then Morgan Freeman's like, I'll order it.
Yeah.
I'll order it.
I'll order whatever you need.
Whatever you need.
I'll cook it right up
and it also made sense of
like of course we know
he's a billionaire
so we've always just
taken that for granted
that's why he has this cave
and that's why he has
all this stuff
but it was like
it explained how he put it together
yes
I really liked that
I liked so much
yeah it was
this is an actual origin story
and it's funny that we're
I don't know
this is
six
we're seven
no but we did the I don't know, this is six, six movies?
No, but we did the, I don't think that 1980,
or 1966 follows this.
Oh, okay, yeah. I think it starts with Batman.
Right.
But it's so funny that we're six movies in
and now we're just getting an actual origin story.
And I have a question.
In previous iterations of this scene with his parents um was it the joker who did it in two
movies it's been the joker okay right i hate my life and and then joe chill i guess is from in
the comic book wait was it the joker and the phantasm? Yeah, and in Batman.
Okay, so when Bruce becomes a young man,
he returns home to Gotham City from Princeton University with a bad haircut.
They basically were just like,
just brush it over his forehead.
It'll make him look 10 years younger.
Intent on killing Joe Chill, I loved this,
whose prison sentence was being suspended
in exchange for testifying against mob boss
Carmine Falcone,
Gillian B. Loeb.
Chill is assassinated by one of Falcone's henchmen.
Is it Falcone or Falcone?
Falcone.
Falcone.
Falcone's henchmen,
depriving Bruce of his opportunity.
When Bruce tells his childhood friend,
Rachel Dawes Katie Holmes
about his foiled plan
she expresses disgust
and she slaps him
and gives him a lecture
about the difference
between justice
and revenge
I know I thought
that was really
he's holding a gun
and she slapped him
I was like
don't do that
ballsy
I think she knows Bruce
and he's a little wimpy
yeah
or back then
but I loved
I loved this whole setup
with the mob people
and everything
like I was like this is a good
it feels very realistic yes I wish I got to say this movie it's like full it's like a it's a
world it was very world building the crime underworld of Gotham yeah yeah you really
got to like see it and I think the way it was so grounded was really interesting like because
there aren't a lot even when we get to like the other villain that's like the big villain or there's a couple but i mean it's like it's still
more grounded than like obviously especially coming off batman and robin where everyone's like
super silly and big costumes and stuff it's also funny because like the the party scene where bruce
is like go home i was like yeah that's a party I've been to. The party scene in Batman and Robin, I was like, nobody has been to a party
that looks or feels like that.
Not one person in America or anywhere in the world.
But yeah, this felt very real.
Right.
And even like the speech,
all of the feeling of it.
And boy, Christian Bale.
Oh, he's so good.
He's so good.
And I was thinking of American Psycho, Christian Bale. Oh, he's so good. He's so good. He's so good.
I was thinking of American Psycho, which I loved.
Did you know he based that character on Tom Cruise?
Nuh-uh.
That's crazy. I think I read that somewhere and I might be lying, but I'm 99% sure.
No, you're right.
Wow.
Yeah, you're right.
That's amazing.
And then if you ever watch Tom Cruise in movies, he doesn't blink.
Yeah.
I just watched Collateral and he barely blinks the whole movie. I was like, are his eyes
dry? That must be some sort of
technique that he's doing. Yeah.
It's wild. Something. I love American
Psycho. Yeah, me too. I know he's
so awesome. He's so awesome.
Okay.
Realizing she's right, Bruce decides
to confront Falcone himself, but the mob
boss dismisses him as ignorant of nature of the underworld, saying, you're Bruce Wayne, the Prince of Gotham.
You'd have to go a thousand miles to find someone who doesn't know your name.
Having his thugs rough him up, realizing that Falcone is right and that he cannot truly understand what he intends to fight as a wealthy playboy.
He abandons his life at home, stowing away on a cargo ship and traveling the world for nearly seven years.
Yeah.
I love it.
And this is how he gets to where we saw him in the opening.
If he falls in with some criminals, he gets put in prison there.
Yeah.
Yes.
I really love also this sort of internal conflict that's happening for him where this idea of vengeance versus justice.
Yeah.
And his parents, my goodness, I mean, they couldn't have been nicer people. for him where this idea of vengeance versus justice. Yeah. And,
and how in his parents,
my goodness,
I mean,
they couldn't have been nicer people.
Yeah.
Am I right?
Yeah.
So nice.
So moral.
So like they're perfect people.
Yeah.
And,
and so,
and then the league of shadows with,
with Liam Neeson,
they're all about like,
you,
you have to like justice and vengeance.
They're the same thing.
Yeah.
You can't have empathy or morals.
Yeah.
So interesting.
Yeah, I loved everything leading up to, like, trying to kill that man and then trying to, like, go to the mob boss himself.
It's, like, just, like, an angry young man.
Yeah.
Yes.
And then just, like, leaving.
It all just made so much sense.
Yes.
So Bruce associates with criminals to learn their ways.
Oh, I liked when he stole the apple and gave some to that
kid!
And is thrown in a
booties prison
by police for theft. Ironically, a
Bruce Wayne Enterprise property. In his training,
Bruce overcomes his fear of bats while under the
hallucinogenic
influence of a mountainside
blue flower. However, Bruce
soon realizes that he's forced to lead the league and its fight to restore
order in Gotham by creating chaos and murdering its population.
When Duckard orders Bruce to execute a murderer as a final test, Bruce refuses to obey and
destroys the league's headquarters, killing Rot in the process.
However, Bruce rescues an unconscious Duckard from the wreckage and leaves his mentor at
a nearby village.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, he did.
Yep, certainly did.
20 years after the Wayne murders,
Bruce returns to a Gotham city that is mostly ruled by Falcone
and begins plotting a one-man war against the corrupt system.
He returns to the well he fell down
and discovers the Batcave for the first time.
I also liked that because it was so organic.
Can you believe how big that cave was?
It was so big.
I was like, wow.
Alfred informs him that Bruce is...
Wait, so the Batcave was super, super big
and in Batman and Robin, Alfred
said, we're going to need a bigger cave, so I think that was
a nod to Batman and Robin.
Wow.
You think that this person is wasting their time
nodding to that?
I don't think they have to do that.
Oh, my God.
Alfred informs him
that Bruce's great-great-grandfather
was involved in the Underground Railroad
and secretly transported
freed slaves to the North
and suspects these caverns
came in handy during that time.
After reestablishing his connections
to his father's company,
Wayne Enterprises,
Bruce is able to acquire,
with the help of former board members
Lucius Fox, Morgan Freeman,
an armored off-road vehicle
and an experimental body armor.
He augments the suit with League of Shadows gauntlets
and a special cape that can become
a rudimentary hang glider.
So it's all, first of all,
his family helps freed slaves,
which I was like, that's amazing.
So it's just another notch in them being like very moral people.
And then I loved how naturally he acquired all of these things.
It was such a good story.
And it wasn't boring.
It was like every step of the way, I was like, uh-huh.
Yeah.
I also love that he was so hands-on with it.
Like, it wasn't, yes, Lucius Fox gave him a lot of equipment,
but he also, he, like, spray-painted himself.
Yeah, I know.
He, like, fashioned things.
He's, like, a welder.
Yeah.
Who knew?
I know.
Who knew?
I appreciated that.
He did, like, the Underground Railroad thing,
because it was, like, American history, making it organic,
but then also adding to, you come from a line of people who help other people.
Yeah.
This is your hair.
Yeah.
I like that.
OK.
Bruce then seeks the help of police Sergeant Jim Gordon, Gary Oldman, who.
OK.
I'm like.
John, a fuck.
Who?
Who consoled him
in the aftermath
of his parents murder
Bruce pays a visit
to Gordon one night
in disguise
to establish communication
during his first night
as Batman
he disrupts a drug shipment
by Falcone
he also disrupts
an assassination attempt
on Rachel
leaving her with evidence
against a judge
that has gone soft
on Falcone in the past
he leaves the mob boss
tied to a searchlight
forming a makeshift bat signal,
which I thought that was cool.
That was really fucking cool.
So cool.
Oh, wait, but first,
I liked when he went to go see
Sergeant Gordon or whatever,
and he, like, jumped away.
He kind of, like, fucked up a little bit
because he hadn't gotten everything all set up.
Uh-huh.
And I liked that.
I don't know if I know what you're talking about.
He was wearing not a bat thing.
That's right.
He was wearing like a ski mask.
Oh, right, right, right.
When he's just running like a thief, kind of.
And his voice wasn't in place.
He hadn't done his one-ups.
And I was like, isn't that fun?
We got to see a dress rehearsal during the movie.
Yeah, it's so fun.
It's like a process for him.
Yes.
Sorry to interrupt.
No, totally.
Bruce later runs into Rachel outside of a hotel where he was publicly
on a date with two women later in an interrogation room dr crane killian murphy a colleague of
rachel's reveals himself to be the scarecrow to falcone spraying him with hallucinogenic spray
and terrifying that was scary that was scary um we on our previous show i think matt gorley said
scarecrow was going to come into play yes and so i knew that but i didn't know who it was and so i
actively didn't go because i was going to look up play. And so I knew that, but I didn't know who it was. And so I actively didn't go,
cause I was going to look up something else.
And I was like,
don't,
I don't want to know.
And I was surprised it was him.
Cause I wasn't sure if it was going to be Falcone.
And that was fun.
That's a good thinker.
He's a surprising Scarecrow.
He does have such a sort of kind of bookish look about him.
You wouldn't think it.
And then it's also like the mask itself.
Like you put that on with no hallucinogenic.
Yeah.
And that's scary.
And you add that on.
And it's so freaky.
It's so scary.
And it felt like it was such a cool, the CGI or whatever was so awesome.
Yeah.
It looked really cool.
And his name is, how do you say it?
Killian.
Killian.
I asked for clarity on that from Mike, but if it's wrong.
Then we know who to sue.
We'll sue Mike.
I also like that this hallucinogenic, it makes, like you get to experience as the person who's seen what comes out of the scarecrow's face is what they're scared of.
So it's not the same for every person.
Yeah.
And then when that happens later with Batman's face
to him,
that was fun.
That was wild.
That's the bubbling
like black.
I was like,
oh.
Yeah, this movie
looked like fun to work on.
I don't know.
It was really great.
While investigating
the unusual drugs
in the shipment,
Batman is stunned
by the scarecrow
who sprays him
with a powerful hallucinogenic
as well. After being set on fire by a scarecrow who sprays him with a powerful hallucinogenic as well.
After being set on fire by a scarecrow, this whole scene was so, I was like, there are
so much stakes in this movie.
There's so much.
And I was like, wait, Batman's done now?
And I was like, he can't be.
There's a lot of movie left.
He's fully on fire.
Yes.
And okay.
So Batman escapes, puts out the fire that's on him.
Batman is rescued by, I did love the phone call.
He's like, come get me, Alfred.
Yeah. puts out the fire that's on him Batman is rescued by I did love the phone call he's like come get me Alfred yeah so he's rescued by Alfred
administered an anti-toxin
developed by Fox
two days later
Bruce awakens
on his 30th birthday
30
I don't know about that
that doesn't seem quite right
to me
but I went with it
as a viewer
that's the one thing
I wasn't sure about
with this movie
yeah
but
I was like
I buy 37
but I love
I love him just walking
like it's my birthday like it's like he's he's so good at playing yes and that and that playboy
the like you know real it's the american psycho ish like the sort of like cocky attitude and like
yeah you also realize how little like i don't i could count on one hand the amount of times I've seen Christian Bale smile.
Yeah, he doesn't really smile.
But as Bruce Wayne, he really smiles.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He does.
It's a totally different face.
It is a different face.
That's really interesting.
His teeth are really interesting.
Yes.
His mouth is interesting.
Okay, because I didn't know if it was fangs.
It's canines.
It sort of felt like he has, like, front teeth on the sides.
Like, they're very, like, thick, solid teeth on the side.
I think he has really strong canines.
I think so, too.
Them.
A dentist's dream.
Yeah, dentists love it.
Lost those puppies all night long.
So the scarecrow later poisons Rachel after showing her that the toxin,
which was revealed to only be harmful in vapor form,
is being piped into Gotham's water supply.
She's saved by Batman.
The police enter the asylum
and Batman escapes with Rachel in his tank.
So did we say?
Okay, yeah.
So he basically makes Falcone go crazy.
Yes.
Which helps him for some reason.
I don't really know why.
He just wants him to go crazy.
I think it's because Falcone is working
with Cillian Murphy's character.
Yeah.
And he's like gonna rat out Cillian. Cillian.. And he's like, gonna rat out Cillian.
Cillian.
And then he's like, no, you're not.
You're not gonna do anything.
Yeah.
That would make you crazy.
So the part where they take, so Scarecrow is like, as Dr. Crane, he's like, telling
Rachel that Falcone's actually gone mad or whatever.
And then she's like, I don't believe you.
Like, you put something in his blood.
I'm gonna get this tested. I'm gonna have somebody come here and he goes okay that's fine you can do
that and i'm gonna take why don't i show you where the medicine is made and then he takes
to this very creepy basement which is so scary and it was also very pandemic because everyone's
wearing masks making the toxin which that part almost didn't strike me as odd at all
like just seem like a room full of people in masks i was like yeah but they're in like red
jumpsuits like dumping toxic waste
into the sewers.
Yeah, there's a broken pipe
that they're just dumping it into.
And she gets so scared
and then she tries to get away
and then he scare crow faces her.
And gave her a real concentrated dose.
So she was like,
real fucked up.
Yeah, real fucked up.
And then they race together
to the Batcave.
So after administering the antidote
to Rachel in his cave, Batman gives her two
vials of it for Gordon.
One for the detective to
inoculate himself.
Yeah!
And another to mass produce for the city's
population.
I fucking hate it.
I know you said it's fine, but I don't want to say it.
But you can. It's fine. I nailed Okay. I don't want to say it. But you can.
It's fine.
Nailed it.
I like don't even hear it anymore.
I said it really quiet and I went, fuck.
Wait, is this, this isn't the chase where all the cops are on Batman's tail?
Is that later?
I think this is late.
That's later because.
I thought that's when he was getting Rachel to the bat cave.
Oh no, maybe it is is I can't believe that the
bat wiki didn't go more
in depth in it that was one of the best
things it was an
incredible chase there was funny
parts to it I can't handle how
the batman fandom wiki
blew that you guys it was
an incredible chase I loved when the cops were like
what does it look like they're like a black tank
and they're like well but like what and they're like, well, but like what?
And they're like, oh, I see it. Like, that was really funny to me.
And when they're flying on the roof, remember?
That was so cool. And he's flying over roofs
and they're all coming, crushing apart and stuff
and he just jumps over back on the highway.
I mean, it was so awesome. It was really
fucking cool. And then Rachel's like coming to me and he's like, breathe
deeply and she's like, ah.
Rachel! And then I liked
when he like shoots forward and
under and is on his stomach to
shoot things. Oh my gosh, that was so cool.
And then also how
when they got to the Batcave, how he
like, how he
And then on the bat
And then on the bat
And then on the bat
And how the car like jumped over that
body of water and through the waterfall.
Yes, yeah.
Oh, so cool.
Yeah, the waterfall.
The waterfall was so cool.
I was sitting there going, how do they make this?
I have no idea.
I thought about trying to Google like a making of.
Yeah.
Because I was like, how many collaborators collaborated on this?
How was it written in the original script?
Right.
Like, all of it was just, how did you decide who was going to lay flat to shoot guns in the thing?
Yeah.
It was just really,
it was really fucking cool.
Yeah.
And it had to be planned out
really specifically
so it's not like
there's some sort of last minute,
like, now you'll just lay over here.
Yeah, just lay down.
Yeah.
Like, the other movies,
that could happen.
Oh, absolutely.
Like, where it's kind of like,
why don't you try it like this?
Like, this had to be, like,
a math problem.
So, I don't know.
It was amazing.
Yeah.
And I wonder how much was
cg and how much was because it didn't feel it didn't feel at all yeah okay anyway later whatever
later at a party held at his mansion bruce much to his surprise and shock is confronted by du
card and a group of ninjas from the League of Shadows who then reveal themselves to be the real Ra's al Ghul
the former
person who died being a decoy.
So this is where I had to go
like wait what just happened?
He gets introduced to Ra's al Ghul
by like an
unassuming old white lady
who's like you've got to knit this man!
That part was so...
I think his name's Ra's al Ghul.
Did I say that right?
And then he's like, that's not Ra's al Ghul, because I watched you die.
And the lady's just standing there like, she's like, this is going well.
Pretty weird.
Oh, so you've met?
Yeah, but you've met.
You have a lot in common, I think.
You guys know each other.
Well, he is at your party.
You have a lot in common, I think.
You guys know each other.
Well, he is at your party.
And then that's when we understand that that guy was not the real Roz and the person that he saved, Liam Neeson, was.
Yes, was the real.
Yes. Yes.
Bruce, tricking his guest into leaving, fights briefly with Roz while the League of Shadows set fire to Wayne Manor, which is so fucked up.
So, like, up. So like,
okay,
so I didn't,
here's what I thought was about to happen.
And I don't know how off,
I mean,
I clearly was off because it wasn't what happened,
but I don't know how crazy it was.
Like Roz was like threatening him.
And then I thought,
oh,
is he about to reveal Batman's identity?
And so when Bruce kind of decides to play drunk and make that speech,
I thought he was going to say, I'm Batman.
And everyone go, ha ha ha.
And then it would fuck up whatever.
But then he then to his angle of being like, I hate all of you.
Get the fuck out of here.
You losers.
I was like, oh, this feels so mean.
I felt mean and it was cringy and it was like embarrassing.
Yeah.
But like I got real.
And it was such a cool tactic.
Yeah. Because people like, oh, when like i'm spoiled yeah fucking christian bale when he was like
when he decided to be drunk i was like the change in him was so like subtle but yes very clear i
just loved it should we go to the christian bale school i think we should i i have something i have
two things to say first of all i thought it was really interesting because in that speech that Ra's al Ghul gives to him, he's like, guess what?
League of Shadows is behind every major disaster that's ever happened.
The bubonic plague.
That's the only one I can think of.
But any disaster that has sort of eliminated massive populations of cities populations of cities behind it, which I thought was so interesting.
Another thing I want to say is just just to speak to the earlier when Christian Bale is trying to come up with what what he's going to be because he can't be Bruce Wayne.
Yeah.
What is he going to be?
How he said he was like, I have to be fear itself.
I have to be elemental. Yeah said he was like, I have to be fear itself. I have to be elemental.
Yeah.
Okay, keep going.
I remember what I wanted to say.
Let's see. So
where were we?
Setting fire? Oh, yeah.
So they set fire to Wayne
Manor. Bruce escapes the Inferno
with Alfred's help. I loved it.
All those push-ups and you can't lift this.
I love Alfred.
Just as the manor is destroyed.
Roz, who's been conspiring with the Scarecrow the entire time,
plans to destroy Gotham by distributing the toxin,
which was extracted from the mountainside blue flowers,
undetected via Gotham's water supply,
and then vaporize it with a microwave emitter stolen from wayne enterprises i gotta say
the plan is even more realistic than any other like in batman and robin they use mirrors and
the sun and like maybe the equator they literally like heat up a frozen mirror on africa and send
it over here i was like what are you talking about um batman wants to trail roz and arrives at the narrow section of gotham to aid the police
who are enraged or engaged in battle with psychotic criminals set free from arkham asylum by the league
after saving rachel and intimating his identity to her which i was always like the woman always
finds out he leaves gordon in control of the batmobile to stop the elevated train that is
being used to transport the vaporizer to the city's central water hub.
Batman battles Roz,
then escapes just as Gordon topples the elevated line
using the Batmobile's missiles,
leaving Roz to crash with the train to the ground.
That was very cool.
He was like, I'm not going to kill you.
Yes.
But I don't have to save you.
I don't have to save you.
And it was cool.
And I was like, I really loved that.
I was like, ooh, Batman.
Yeah.
Also, I liked the callback of the homeless man with the jacket.
Yes.
And he's like, nice jacket.
Yeah.
That was so fun.
Yeah, I like that.
He's like, thanks.
I like the kid who's like, you're Batman.
Yeah.
And then, they'll never believe me.
And then he threw him like a little bat thing.
And I was like, oh my God, he is the city's hero.
I also love the repeating of the, I mean, it's going to make me cry just saying it.
You know, the question that his dad asked him at the very beginning, which is why do we fall?
Why do we fall, Bruce?
So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.
Oh my God.
It is a good line.
It's so good.
It is a thing in real life because it's like
when you fail you don't just give up.
You pick yourself up and you figure out how to
go on. I feel you on that.
I feel nothing.
Following the battle
Batman becomes a public hero.
Bruce gains control of wayne enterprises
and installs fox as ceo firing this was great and then the bat the the batman wiki didn't really
talk anything about this william early man who was like not nice and running um running wayne
enterprises and like made it go public however he's unable to hold on to rachel who cannot
reconcile her love for bruce wayne with his dual life as batman when she was like what did she say she
essentially was like batman is who you actually are and this is and she's like this is your mask
when he was like just bruce wayne yes and i was like she's not wrong i was like still date him
yeah damn yeah i was and also they just shared quite a smooch. They did. And after that, you're going to say...
You know him really well.
He's a billionaire and he's Batman.
Two things that I like.
Wild.
I don't like billionaires.
Let's get that clear.
Gordon, newly promoted to lieutenant, unveils a bat signal for Batman and mentions a new
criminal that, like Batman, has a taste for the theatrical, leaving a Joker playing card
at his crime scenes.
That was great.
Loved it.
Great, very natural lead into like,
you gotta see a little bit more of this.
Batman promises to investigate,
and Gordon mentions that he forgot to thank Batman
for his efforts.
Batman replies by saying that he'll never have to
as he takes off into the night.
Also, Batman in this movie flies much cooler
than any other. He looks cool. And then the scene where he unleashes all those night. Also, Batman in this movie flies much cooler than any other.
He looks cool.
And then the scene where he unleashes all those bats.
Oh my God.
That was amazing.
There's like 10,000 bats going crazy,
crashing through the windows, terrorizing everybody.
And then he flies through them like a cyclone.
And it was so cool.
I also love that scene.
This is early in the movie.
But when he's in the bat cave and he disturbs the bats and they do the same thing.
And he like rises from within the spiral.
Oh my gosh.
It was so powerful.
Was this movie a cinematic masterpiece?
I feel like it was.
I really feel pretty good about saying that.
I really I feel pretty good
about saying that
I
truly
I was like
as I was watching
I was like
people who like
love Batman
and like loved
like the 1989 one
probably like
went nuts for this
yeah
we're probably like
finally
we're being taken
seriously
or maybe
they didn't like it
because it was too serious
we honestly
we'll find out
I don't know
let's see
we're gonna find out with awards and receptions.
So Batman Begins, ranked at the top in its opening weekend, accumulating $48 million.
The film's five-day gross was $72.9 million, beating Batman Forever from 1995 as the franchise high.
Wait a minute.
That's a travesty.
It doesn't sound like enough money.
No.
Why did more people go?
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
You gotta get in a time machine
and see what the people
were talking about.
Yeah, what else came out?
It holds 85% on Rotten Tomatoes,
which I think is too low.
Yeah, I think it should be 99.
Like 99, 98.
Oh, yeah.
This was a cinematic.
Hundo?
Yeah, maybe 100.
It's 100% fresh.
It's certain.
Has been cited
as one of the most influential films of the 2000s.
On the film's 10th anniversary,
Forbes published an article describing its lasting influence.
Reboot became part of our modern vocabulary
and superhero origin stories became increasingly en vogue for the genre.
The phrase dark and gritty likewise joined the cinematic lexicon,
influencing our perception of different approaches to storytelling,
not only in the comic book film genre, but in all sorts of other genres as well um sure this wasn't uh in
our trivia for the last episode but i read that kevin feige from marvel uh said that batman and
robin was one of the most important comic book movies ever made because it told everyone what not to do okay
wasn't sure where your sentence was going i also think that that that this movie was so influential
because also it was this idea of taking a comic book story as seriously as you possibly could like
like infusing it with so much, such high stakes and so much drama
and making it serious.
Like if the Joker, you know,
as a villain you anticipate him not being a goofy villain.
You know he's going to be really, really scary.
But now I want to see all the other villains like this.
Like I want to see Poison Ivy like this.
I want to see Catwoman like this.
I know.
Penguin, I'd love to see like a realistic
like penguin yeah um yeah i yeah i agree well i agree too so yeah and it's so funny because
joel schumacher would scream before each take on batman and robin remember this is a cartoon
yeah it told us so much funny that does which is so yeah and this is like truly the polar opposite
yeah
time for trivia
no way
was I supposed to say that
we could take it again
it's time for some trivia
no way
sorry
close enough
contrary to the
previous Batman movies
in which the Batcave
was realized
as a combination
of a live set
and matte paintings
done either by hand
or computer
no visual effects
were used in this movie
to show the Batcave
that's what I love
me too
the entire Batcave
is instead a massive
full scale set
I love that
I love that too
and I feel like
it makes such a difference
I have not seen the Barbie movie but I've heard a lot of people's compliments to it.
It's like, they were actual sets.
And I'm like, it's cool.
Yeah, let's just use sets.
Practical effects are so, they have so much more impact.
That's why I love so many like 80s movies like E.T. and stuff where it's where it's an actual animatronic thing or whatever it is.
Like Never Ending Story.
Or the old Star Wars where I prefer when it's more practical.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Not that I'll ever watch it again, but you get my point.
Writer and director Christopher Nolan is reported.
Is this word wrong?
Reputed.
Oh, my God.
I really can't read.
It's okay.
Reputed to have been so fascinated with Cillian Murphy's bright blue eyes that he kept trying to find reasons for him, ways to have Crane remove his glasses.
Honestly, his eyes.
It was pretty effective.
Like when he took off the glasses to like lean in to say something more serious and then to put the mask on him and like do the little vapors.
I was like, this is.
He's really handsome in this really like sort of model-esque way.
Yes.
And a little like unsettling.
Yeah.
Like it feels like he's like got up to no good.
Yeah.
His eyes are very chilling.
Yeah.
They're beautiful, but they're really icy.
Yeah.
And chilling.
Yeah.
I get it.
Hey, Chris, I get it.
I get why you did that, Mr. Yeah. I get it. Hey, Chris, I get it. I get why you did that, Mr. Nolan.
On the set, the costumed Christian Bale
constantly had two people trailing him
to keep the Batsuit smudge-free.
Oh, wow.
Can you imagine?
No Doritos for lunch.
I'm the de-smudger.
While shooting on the streets of Chicago,
a person accidentally crashed into the Batmobile.
Can you imagine?
The driver was apparently drunk
and said he hit the car in a state of panic,
believing the Dark Knight's vehicle
to be an invading alien spacecraft.
That's crazy.
That's really funny.
But truly imagine being hammered and seeing that
and being like, I don't know.
Yeah. I mean. I guess I'll just crash right into it. Yeah. That's really funny. But truly imagine being hammered and seeing that and being like, I don't know.
I mean.
I guess I'll just crash right into it.
What a wild drunk person.
Yeah.
Because I've been on sets where we shoot in the street and there's a cop at either side.
There's so many things blocking you from getting to that. And there's cones and there's things.
Yeah.
Maybe they just crash right through it all.
Probably.
Aliens. That's wild's wild yeah that's nice
well let's take a quick break and we'll be back with more
Batman Begins after this
we're back and I want more trivia I want to know more
about this movie I need more facts
fill me up daddy I need to know more
Jesus Christ more about this movie. I need more facts. Fill me up, Daddy. I need to know more.
Jesus Christ.
Holy Batman, Batman.
In this new segment, now this is a really fun one, Mary. We're going to
rate Christian Bale on the definitive
newcomer's Batman scale. So we're going to use our
phones with these little QR codes.
And then we're going to fill out
a form that tells us
on a preparedness
scale, how prepared is this Batman? Does he get to
use his little gadgets and tools?
Detective ability, does this Batman get to be a little
detective? Is he good at mystery solving?
Voice gravelliness, how gravelly
is this Batman's voice?
Sadness, how lonely, brooding
emo is this Batman? And finally hotness, how lonely, brooding emo is this Batman? And finally
hotness slash horniness, how hot and
or horny is this Batman? This is freaking
cool. Yeah.
So we'll take a moment. Everyone can do this.
I mean.
I don't know what to tell you.
That's why I laughed oh I literally
was doing the same thing
but I gave a sadness
okay
did you
did you rank
okay
so this is great
this has ever happened
holy Batman Batman
preparedness
a hundred percent
I mean he was
a hundred percent prepared
he was so prepared
and we saw him
getting prepared.
We understood how he got prepared.
It wasn't random.
Detective ability.
He was 100% detective able.
He was in there.
He was figuring shit out.
Oh, yeah.
He was asking questions.
He said, let me align myself with the police
before I really get into it.
He had pictures for Katie Holmes.
And he knew Ra's al Ghul's plan
and how he could thwart it.
Voice groveliness, 100%.
This actually, everyone before has not been doing it.
This is it.
He did it.
This is a real distinction.
And boy, it made me horny.
Also, I enjoyed that his bat cape, no, cap, helmet.
Yeah.
Hat.
I think it's a hat.
But it covered like the sides of his jowls like a little bit.
Where I was like, that's a little bit more like a.
Of a disguise.
Yes.
And his eyes had like makeup around, like his eyes.
Like around the eyes itself.
So it blended into the mask.
Yeah.
It was really well done.
And sadness, I think everyone said a hundred percent, but I gave him 88. I didn't, I feel like he was sad more into the mask. Yeah, it was really well done. And sadness, I think everyone said
100%, but I gave him 88. I feel
like he was sad more in the beginning.
I felt like he got a little less sad
near the end. I still think there's a sadness
within. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I think in the end
he's rejected by a woman he loves.
That's like another...
I should give him 100. But after she
rejects him, they're holding hands, walking over the ruins.
Yes.
Towards Alfred.
Because they're going to remain friends, but they know they can't be together because his
true love is fighting crime.
I mean, go out to dinner.
I would be okay with him leaving to go fight crime.
Nicole!
They can't have spaghetti?
No.
They can't have spaghetti?
Well, what if they lady and tramp?
You're right.
It's all over from there.
Okay, and then hotness, horniness,
obviously 100%.
Is he married?
I love Christian Bale.
And interestingly,
here's some trivia about this movie.
I believe he met his wife on this movie
because she was Katie Holmes' assistant.
Oh my word!
It could happen to you!
That's so nice.
It could happen to you.
That's like Meghan Markle shit.
Oh my God, I love that.
Okay, hold on.
I want to make sure I'm right about that, but I think I am.
I even love Christian Bale in that Marvel movie where he's all ashy.
I think it's the last Thor movie.
I love Christian Bale in everything.
He's so good.
Okay, well this can't be true because they got married in 2000.
Oh.
Oh, then it's not true.
But I feel like he met her.
I feel like she was an assistant to some actress.
She's a former model.
Shoot.
Where did I get this from?
I like what you're saying.
She was an assistant to clothing.
And they have two children.
Two children?
And they keep their life very private.
I carry a picture of them with me all the time, he said in 2009.
Oh, I thought you were saying you do. I carry a picture of them with me all the time, he said in 2009. Oh, I thought you were saying
you do. I was like, oh, Lord. I do now.
Wow. Okay.
Well, that was really fun. I wish I had just
given it 100 because it would have been better, but
you know, opening a game is fun.
Sad enough for you. Yeah. Sibby.
Yeah. Sibby.
So we have a new segment called
Terry Killam's new segment. Wait. What?
So she did work on Dark Knight Rises.
So you're not wrong about that.
But what?
Later.
Okay.
She worked as Wynonna Ryder's personal assistant.
That's what it was.
On Little Women.
Yes.
Little Women.
Yes.
And that's where they met.
And she was previously a model, makeup artist, and became a stunt driver.
I'm sweating.
I'm sweating.
I would be sweating.
But honestly, I love that. I'm so glad'm sweating I would be sweating but honestly I love that
I'm so glad you found that
got to the bottom of that
and that's actually
like even hotter
because I need to rewatch
Little Women
I love Little Women
I can't watch it without sobbing
I haven't seen that one
since it came out
I feel like
I've never seen the new one
but the
he's so good
but he's so great
he's so great
he and Winona are so fun together
like he's so funny
he's gonna be a Christian Bale
you wanna see a fancy free
Christian Bale
like that's the movie to see like to see a fancy free Christian Bale.
That's the movie to see.
Does he dance?
Really playful and fancy free.
Yes.
He does voices and does stuff. Like Newsies.
Like Newsies.
Oh, wait.
I haven't seen Newsies.
This is Taryn Killam's new segment,
How Did the Score Score?
Okay, we obviously talked about the music
and score and soundtrack on previous few movies,
but decided to officially incorporate
Taryn's brilliant segment into our episodes from now on.
So we want to give one sentence opinion on the score or soundtrack of this film.
I really loved it.
I thought it really helped the tone and like the swelling of the music.
And then like it was like low at times.
I don't I just I really loved it.
I agree.
Loved it as. Film scores are my
favorite genre of music. What?
Because you like the Lord of the Rings.
Yeah.
You can say that.
Let's just say.
I love film scores
so much. I listen to them
as just on
their own music.
There's so many composers I love
I believe Hans Zimmer
did this
from the Lion King fame
and he talks about
I watched a documentary about how he developed
the score for
Christopher Nolan's movies
and he only used two notes
and he was like
for the main motif
for Batman and if you watch it back, it's just that.
Oh, yeah.
No, no.
I mean, it was very funny.
It's just those two.
But like, I got it.
But that's interesting.
That's like, it's Jaws.
Like, da-da.
Exactly.
So it's like, no matter if you draw it out a little bit, but it still gives you like a full feeling of fear.
Yes, fear.
And unsettled.
Yes.
And like something's coming.
Yes.
Yes.
A dread or an anticipation or something.
I just learned that from my voice lessons.
Wow.
Are you singing a Jaws theme in your voice lessons?
I'm just like,
No, we were talking about musicality
and singing something sad
or singing something bright and happy
and how the music follows it.
It's this man named Doug who's really incredible.
If you want his info, either of you want his info,
I'll give it to you.
He's truly so nice.
I love him. That's so cool.
Okay, it's time for
five kapows. Time for reviews.
Now, we will once again this season
be reading reviews from Letterboxd,
and then we will each give the film a one-sentence
review ourselves and a star rating.
For anyone who doesn't know, Letterboxd is a social platform where people can write reviews of films
and you can follow our show on Letterboxd at Newcomers.
Do you use Letterboxd, Mary?
Yeah.
I'm on Letterboxd.
You are? That's surprising to you.
I'm on Letterboxd.
Are you active?
No.
But I do follow some friends on there.
But it's really fun to see how people rate it.
I should explore this.
We've talked about this for years and I've never been.
We have an active page ourselves that we have never seen.
I've never seen it.
Are we active on it?
Well, because we always post what we said.
Yeah.
We do?
Well, I assume.
We take notes on exactly your one sentencesentence review, and we post it for each movie.
Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever be smarter
or fully cognizant of what happens in my world.
You don't need to know that.
Your job is just to sit down and start talking about it.
You come up with the review.
You don't need to worry about where it goes
and what happens to it from here.
This is the sixth season
of the show and I had no idea that what
I'm saying is published.
I've always assumed it is
but I've never looked into it.
People must be
like, she's dumb. We have amazing
producers who do great things
for us, who make us look like we're really
pulled together and that's so awesome.
You guys have 1,667
followers. We do?
Let's get them. And do people
comment on what we say?
Is there a feature on Letterboxd?
I don't know if you can.
People like your reviews.
Oh, I like that you can't comment on it.
Me too. I think there should be
less commenting. I agree. All across
the board online. Okay, so this is there should be less commenting. I agree. All across the board online.
Okay, so this is a four-star review from Rafi.
Questioned whether Christian Bale was handsome.
Final decision is yes.
My roommate said,
wee, every time he used the bat wings,
and I would highly recommend doing that.
That is fun.
So let's think of our one-sentence reviews for the film, Mary, you're included in this,
and your star rating as well.
Okay.
I'm giving it five stars.
Christian Bale as the definitive Batman.
Yes.
This Gotham City is the definitive Gotham City.
Yes.
Everything in this is canon.
Nothing else exists before this.
Wow.
One sentence.
Yeah.
That's one sentence.
I love it.
Get those semicolons.
We were in on one point
in the room and we were like this, this,
this, this, this, this.
You've done things with your
face today that I
wish I... They didn't know it was possible.
They didn't know people. They'll stay with me.
I'll get them right before I go to sleep today.
Remember how tiny your mouth got today.
I'm going to look in the mirror later and try to do that.
Okay.
Mary,
do you have a review?
Yes.
Guess what it is.
Five stars.
Yeah, baby.
I loved it.
Yay, that's great.
I love it.
Okay,
my star rating
is also five stars.
Yes.
15 stars.
Did this ever happen?
I don't think it's ever happened.
Has it ever happened, Anya?
I've never loved something.
My review is, loved Batman and Robin.
Interesting sequel to it.
Christian Bale is my
everything.
All the boys in this were hot, hot, hot.
Good stories.
Love Morgan Freeman.
Alfred Yum.
Yeah.
Alfred Yum.
Alfred Yum.
Killian Murphy.
Yum, yum, yum, yummers.
And then the man who got that jacket.
I loved him.
Oh, yeah.
He's great.
Really great.
That was more than a sentence, but, you know.
So was mine.
Now it's time for the best part of the show where we we read reviews from people about our podcast yes
so we got five stars from ophelia underscore titties that's a good drag name ophelia titties
ophelia titties oh uh-huh yeah it's a great pun that i've never heard before i've never heard
that great yeah come back i'm running out of episodes and my 1.5 hour each way commute is too long to do this without you.
That's too long, friend.
That is too long.
I think you need to get a job closer to your home.
Unless this is something that you love, you can't be spending three hours a day traveling for work.
I mean, can you do it on Zoom?
Yeah, do it on Zoom.
Okay. It's our advice.
It's our advice segment where we
tell reviewers things they should change
about their lives. And that they didn't ask. Based on
the review.
We want you to write us a review on
Apple Podcasts because guess what? We're going to pick one
to read on the next episode and also we
love five stars. Also,
please rate the podcast on Spotify.
We only accept five stars and it only takes you half a second to do it. Half a second. Mary, please rate the podcast on Spotify. We only accept five stars.
Yes.
And it only takes you half a second to do it.
Half a second.
Mary, thank you for being here.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Is there anything you would like to plug?
I mean, check out the season of Newcomers.
Wow.
That's nice.
It's so good.
It's really sweet.
Thanks, Mary.
I'm going to say.
Thanks for having me.
Watch Mary in anything she's ever done
she's delightful
and fun to watch
and
grounded and funny
yeah
and just really wonderful
just a nice person
all around
I agree
that means a lot
thank you
you really are so funny
and I'm so
anytime you're on my TV
I'm like
oh boy
I think that's
the general consensus
funniest
oh god
thank you
we'll be back next week with The Dark Knight.
Yeah!
I mean, I think it did.
Wait, do your goodbye like that.
Goodbye. Newcomers is a production of HeadGum Studios.
Our producer is Ali Khan.
Our executive producer is Anya Khanofskaya.
The show is edited, mixed, and mastered by Faris Manji,
who also composed our theme song.
Follow us on Letterboxd, at Newcomers,
and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts.
We might just read it on the next show.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-bye!
That was a HitGum Original.