Newcomers: Sports, with Nicole Byer and Lauren Lapkus - The Hunt for Gollum (w/ Eva Anderson)

Episode Date: November 10, 2020

Now that they're out of the woods of the challenging and bizarre Lord of the Rings animation trilogy, Lauren and Nicole suddenly find themselves... in more woods. Fan-made woods, that is! Joined by writer Eva Anderson (Comedy Bang! Bang!, You're The Worst), the three take a detour into the popular 2009 Lord of the Rings fan film, The Hunt for Gollum.Eva holds nothing back as she tells the tale of her break in at a magical, now defunct place known as Hobbiton, USA, and even reveals a certain precious someone she has tattooed on her. The three ponder what film and TV universes they would make their own fan films about, Nicole dishes out a hot take comparing fan-made Arwen with the Peter Jackson version, and Lauren just wants to get to the bottom of who is in the bag when Gollum is captured and wriggling around in it. "Internet, tell us who's in that bag!"Like the show? Rate Newcomers 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts and let us know what LOTR media you'd like the series to cover.Sources for this episode:Watch The Hunt For Gollum hereSean Connery could have been GandalfArticle about Hobbiton, USAWitness the Gollum diorama in HobbitonTrivia from IMDbTrivia from Fandom.comTrivia from WikipediaAdvertise on Newcomers via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Original. These lands will not be safe much longer. The Men of Dale speak of strange folk passing out of the East. The Iron Hills are troubled and the Elves are closing the borders of their lands. Orcs have returned to Moria. Soon they will be even this side of the mountains. The servants of the enemy multiply as his strength increases. Alas, there are now so few of Arkin.

Our secret is no longer safe. Tell me, what is this creature you seek? I will find him. The road will not be easy, but you have the foresight of your people. If you can't find him, no one can. Precious. Precious. We will find the precious. oh boy this is our second season and we're working our way through Lord of the Rings. Oh boy, and this is the first time we're watching it with the help of nerds, super fans, and sometimes people who've contributed to this series.

So we've watched both of Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings and Hobbit trilogies. We've endured the Tolkien biopic, which I don't recommend to anybody. We finished the animation trilogy, which was the same thing as the live-action trilogy, just goofier. And we'll be revisiting more fanfics, spin-offs, video games, and more in the weeks to come.

And this week we are discussing The Hunt for Gollum, which is a fan film from 2009. And, oh, I should say I'm Lauren Lapkus and that's Nicole Byer. I don't know. I'm sure you know that by now if you're listening to this. But this fan film is available to watch for free

on Independent Online Cinema's YouTube channel. And we'll leave a link in the show notes to take you to the exact version we watched as there are a few versions floating around out there. So obviously spoilers for all the aforementioned films around out there. So obviously, spoilers for all the aforementioned films are fair game. So go watch those first if you want to avoid spoilers, but also they were made 20 years ago or more and you suck if you're being that picky about it. But yeah, we watched the 1980 animated film Return of the King last week, which,

you know, I'm really I'm glad that's done, I guess, is my take on that. It's nice to be done. By the way, I did see some hot takes on Twitter about what we should do next. And somebody suggested and again, I'm going to say it wrong. Studio Ghibli or Studio Ghibli. I don't remember how it's pronounced. Ghibli. OK, Mike says that series of films.

And I'm interested in that. I think we might actually like those. I have no idea what Studio Ghibli okay Mike says uh though that series of films and I'm interested in that I think we might actually like those I have no idea what Studio Ghibli is okay I don't really either but I sort of do it's um it's a Japanese animated film company and they did a My Neighbor Totoro you know that I feel like you probably have seen that if you saw that or Spirited Away I mean I've never seen Spirited Away okay so that's that same there There's a whole bunch of those types of movies. And I think that could be fun. I've never seen Spirited Away and I feel like we might like those. I did like Spirited Away. My sister says we should do. My sister opened up by going, I have not listened to a single episode of this podcast. I understand the premise.

You should watch The Last Airbender and then proceeded to drone on and on and on and on about how I would love it. But I was like, I don't think I'm going to like this, Catherine. No, and I do feel like that fits into the same category as Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. And also, we also were informed today that that Life Day movie, that Lego Life Day movie is coming out in November online.

And I do feel like we have to talk about it. Like, I feel like we like Life Day. We did. We liked Life Day. I loved the holiday special. I might watch it again for a third time this year. I honestly think I am going to watch it this year because, you know, there's like nothing to look forward to and it's something to do.

But let's get into this episode. We are very excited about our guest today, Eva Anderson. And Eva is a producer and writer known for Briarpatch, You Are the Worst. She's also written for the Onion News Network and the comedy Bang Bang TV show on IFC. And she's done so much more. And we love Eva. Hi, Eva. Hey, guys.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh, my God. How are you? I'm so psyched to be here. This is my dream. We are you? I'm so psyched to be here. This is my dream. We are so happy to have you. And we really can't wait to get into the hunt for Gollum, which I, now, did you know about this?

Had you seen this? I did not know about this. I, I'm like vaguely aware, I feel like of, um, just like general, like fan films. I feel like I found out about fan films and fan fiction kind of all at once and was really confused by it. Like when I was like 22 or 23 years old. And I know like a little bit, I know there's like really hardcore, like Star Wars fan films, but I had no idea there were Lord of the Rings fan films. I had never heard of a fan film until this. I don't think. Same. I thought there was just like literature i

didn't know that people went on their own and made films of like their own accord like imagine making a movie that you can never actually put out like properly but takes all the work of actually doing yeah right that's all crazy i just remember like 10 15 years ago i was at comic-con and like the line to scream the winning star wars fan films like went all the way down this hallway and it was just like the longest line i saw at comic-con it was just people waiting to see like what won best star wars fan film that year oh wow so it's like a big thing at comic-con yeah i think it's there's a whole culture around it but then you can can't, you can like upload it to YouTube, but then you have to have a ton.

There were so many disclaimers on this. It was like, we have nothing to do with Lord of the Rings, nothing to do with Tolkien. We did this out of love. We made no money on this. Please don't sue us. Like the music is all original. Like every single thing they had to put.

Because I think the credits were like 10 minutes long. Did you guys see how much it cost to make it oh no oh no but i'm sure we have that here it cost four thousand dollars what i made that movie for four i'm very impressed by that i'm impressed too but that's like a good chunk of money to make a film but that's cheap for all the special effects it is i feel like it was all crowdsourced he like crowdsourced the entire movie. He had like 160. And this is just me researching after watching it this like last night. I've never heard of this before.

It wasn't like I was like, guys, we got to do this. Yeah. He had 160 volunteers on it doing like all the special effects, all the makeup acting, like giving him like costumes and stuff. And he just did it all for free because he worked on star wars fan films before that so he learned the way that like the system works where everyone just like and it sounds like kind of like sketch comedy a little bit like you're just like we're like does anybody have like a taco costume i don't do a taco sketch i drove around with so many wacky wigs in my trunk for so long.

Same. And just on Halloween, I was like, I think I should put on a costume. And I had one in like two seconds. I was like, that's sad. I was like, okay, I got wigs. I got a mask. Let's go. Okay.

Well, how did you become a Lord of the Rings fan in the first place? And how big of a fan are you? Where do you put yourself on it? Okay i'm gonna mention something i don't know that i'm sorry i'm not totally caught up but has this come up on the podcast the 1981 radio show no no it hasn't oh guys i'm so sorry i guess that's gonna be next it's 13 hours long no no oh i truly almost just burst into tears we cannot i'm just saying it now we can't i know i'm so i don't think you guys should do it i think it would kill you but my dad like would record them off of the off of pbs and he had this like big book of like tapes when i was a kid,

and I would just listen to them. One interesting thing about it, it was recorded in 1981. It had all the best kind of British actors at the time in it. And interestingly, Ian Holm, who plays Bilbo in the movies, is Frodo in the radio show. Oh. You get to hear early, young, freshan holm being like a very vulnerable frodo so i listened to those like constantly when i was a kid i really really liked them um i did watch the

rankin and bass cartoons a little bit but i agree that they're very creepy and the music is very bad yeah yeah it's so it's also like exactly the same no matter what the song is. It's all just like we are watching him go outside. I'm like, OK, make it stop. So I was really into this radio show. Then I was happy when the movies came out. I worked on I worked on actually the Academy Awards. The year Return of the king won best picture i was the writer's assistant for the billy crystal opening film where he dressed as gollum and was naked and he was like naked for like a third of it in gollum makeup like

creeping around on set in like a loincloth and i was like on set for that so that was weird must have been very weird sounds like a fever dream and then another weird thing just about my like experience with lord of the rings um i think i told you about this a little bit lauren but when i was like before that so between listening to the radio show and the and between when then and when the first movie came out pre first movie coming out i um was like driving through northern california with my little brother and my boyfriend at the time and um like a family friend and we went to this place called the avenue of the giants which is this two-lane road through the redwoods where every stop has like a crazy like a local attraction and there was this thing called um hobbiton usa which was in the 70s when hop the hobbit had its first surge these people like built a hobbit like walk through an adventure in the middle of the redwoods that was all cement and

all like super super creepy and it was closed when we got there it just closed so we broke in and we like were kind of walk just like wandering through it and every it was just like you walk and walk and you get to like a cement diorama of like Gandalf and Bilbo Baggins and you'd hit a button and this voice would be like Gandalf and Bilbo were friends in the Shire and they would sort of narrate like some of the book for you and then you go on a little nature hike and you get to the next part but I'm trying to I want to show you guys I'm dropping into the chat oh we have this little picture of the green little the green golem. Yeah, the golem that was in that was like the funniest thing I've ever seen.

That is so weird. So who made that, do you think? Is there any explanation? It was, it turns out like, cause when we got to golem, we hit the button and the voice was like, golem lived in a cave. And then the people who made it and owned it,

like started like yelling at us and chasing us because we could hear where we were because of the loudspeaker so they knew where we they could like identify us and so they started chasing us and we had to like sprint out of the like the hobbit maze and to back to our cars oh my god wait because you weren't supposed to be there yeah we broke in we'd broken it yeah because it was so hobbit so hobbit town or hobbiton usa was open and then closed or you went after hours we were there after hours but sadly it closed like a year before the peter jackson movie came out before the first peter jackson they just missed it by like a year i know it was really sad i really liked it and i was like oh this would

be so great if anybody cared about The Hobbit right now. And then it just like ended up. Yeah. But I broke the law. But would it be like worse for people who actually saw the movies and then went to this? Because like this looks like a kid made it. Oh, yeah. It's really shitty.

I feel like if you actually cared and then you pulled in, you'd be like, oh, damn, we just drove all the way here. Yeah. Yeah. It's not easy to get to um anyway yeah so i love uh i love the lord of the rings i also never watched any of the hobbit movies and i think return to the king is boring and i've never read any of the books so you have a very unique um way in we haven't heard about the radio play so i do feel like um unfortunately we're probably gonna have to hear a little bit of it but i i don't want 13 hours of

it i think if we absolutely don't want 13 hours it would be that's like pure punishment at this point we've we've watched every single thing we've written our own you know it's gone everywhere you're so deep in it. You know, 13 hours would just destroy you. And it's a story you've already had to trace over so many times. And to be like, there'd be no surprises in it at all. No, it's so true. I mean, we are watching the same story over and over and over again.

But like, I keep seeing new things that I didn't catch the first time. And I still don't know that I could tell you. Are you happy about the things you're catching? Or you're just like, ah, just a thing? It's a lot of just, ah, a thing. Through this experience, I have learned I am deeply not into fantasy when it comes to the woods and little Keebler elves and fairies. Or they're fairies, right? Elves. Gladrigal, she's a fairy? No, elves.

Why can't there be fairies? Okay, I mean... There should be. If there were little teeny fairies flying around, I would like that. I would like that too. Like, I love Fern Gully, but yeah, Lord of the Rings doesn't do it for me.

I don't know what it is I think I'm just like you know what too like fairies would also I'm assuming some of them would be female we'd get more female characters there's like so few female characters in these movies and that's like boring like I feel like we don't have much to hold on to coming into this as people who don't have a fantasy background like we're grasping oh yeah Lord of the rings is so male it's wild it's like all about battle buddies in world war one or two whatever it was like that tolkien was obsessed with is like i feel like it's all about like you go to war and then you have a battle buddy and then you see them through everything and that's not a female experience. That's like an extremely British, like male experience.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that's what it is. I just miss like women. Yeah. Cause I mean, I do think like we're always looking for romance or something in there. That's like relatable in some way.

And like, it just, it doesn't have that at all. And so we're like, okay, try to remember who all these people are and what they're doing and like why they're mad at each other. It's just a lot.

And this, and because they're so long, you're like, oh my God, like if it like, just get to the point. The most like romantic relationship in all of the movies is like Frodo and Sam. They're so in love with each other. But Bill, like Bilbo Baggins, once you get to Hobbit it's like who gives a nobody everything feels really fakey if there's any sort of love story but see that one was my favorite so that's

what's so weird about it because I was like this one's silly like they're just silly and super fun okay well should we jump into wait I want to talk about your Gollum tattoo oh yeah I skipped over the most important thing. Yeah.

Okay. So in the middle of all of that, I like when I was 20 years old, I took a bus to Seattle from L.A. And I had like 12 hours in Seattle. And I was like, I need to get a tattoo. And then I went to this place called the Pink Zone. And I was like, I need to just pick one of these tattoos or I just won't have one. And I gravitated this like very generic Gollum tattoo. Just the logic of I need to pick one or I won't have one.

Yeah. I was just like, I need it now. I need it now. I'm an adult. But anyway, and I was just, I was, yeah, I wouldn't think I was even 20 yet. I was like 18 or 19, but I was just like this one. So I ended up with this like crazy. And also this is before the Lord of the Rings came out. It's not a Reagan and Bass Golem, but I feel like it is very clearly a generic Golem. I can't wait. So wait, I got to turn my selfie back on so you guys can see. Make sure you guys can see it.

But. Wow. It's not small. It's not small. It's like a blurry idea of a golem. Is that what you, it kind of looks like. Like Yoda. Oh, and I was going to say gremlins.

Yeah, like a Yoda-y gremlin. It's a little gremlins-y. It's a little Yoda- see it's a little yoda yeah but i feel like he just kind of falls in the middle of it's pretty fun do you regret it um no i don't have to see it very often because it's on my butt so um my husband has to see it and he comments on it and calls it a golam which is just sort of no i i think it's funny i feel like it ties a lot of my life together yeah um it is stupid i so this was like flash on the wall of a tattoo shop yeah i just sort of looked at the wall and i was like i gotta pick one

that's so funny were you able to choose the size or was it like that's the size it was on the wall um i think he was like how big and i was like this i was like i wanted it to like peek out over my shorts because it was the you know my god i love that the 90s so golem just to peek out and say hello i think my reasoning was i was like he's you, you know, he's not scary, but he's not cute. He's like me. I'm kind of just like different. And do you have other tattoos or is that your only one? Yeah, I have an Edward Gorey tattoo that matches it on the other hip, which is also really basic.

And I got it like the next year. Sure. Wait, who? Edward Gorey. He's like an artist. Oh. I think you might recognize him. Oh, cute. Oh, like oh cute oh cute cute

that's fun i like that there's the pair i know maybe one day i'll like touch them up and and make them more modern but and whatever the only thing about getting a tattoo touched up is like you forget how much they fucking hurt how many you have tattoos right Nicole yeah I think I have now I don't know maybe 20 15 something like that wow I didn't get that many I have so many and I just keep getting more I love tattoos yeah I truly love them and I keep thinking of the dumbest things to get tattooed to me that make me tea. I feel like once you open the door and you get them, like you're way more open to just adding fun ones and running with it.

And it's not as precious as like the, Oh, no pun intended as the first one, but I don't have any though. And I feel like I actually had a dream last night that I accidentally got two tattoos. And one of them was the three eyed fish from The Simpsons. But it was like drawn really bad. And I was like, oh, I think this is bad.

That's awesome. I like that you had a dream where you accidentally got a tattoo. And it wasn't filled in. And I was like, I think I'm supposed to go back or something. Nicole, do you have like a go to tattoo person or do you just like wing it? I used to wing it, but then I went and got a tattoo not from this girl. I get them from this girl named Alana. She has a shop called Rabble Rouser in Venice.

And I like her work. She does. She does everything she draws. I'm like, like yes I love it uh and then I got another one by this other random person and he didn't do a good he did a fine job it was whatever then I was like oh why would I ever leave this lady that I like so I just I go to her like once every couple years that's cool, what was your first one? My first one was three stars on my ankle that I made on Microsoft word. And it says loved in the day my mother died.

And I took a piece of paper to the artist and I was like this, please. And he was like, do you want it bigger, smaller? Do you want me to draw you something? And I was like, no,

because I was like, I don't what if he's a bad drawer right and then i also thought you could only get what was on the walls as well it was like either you brought in a picture or you got what was on the wall right i don't know why i didn't understand that a tattoo artist is an artist i have one two three four four or five tattoos I made on Microsoft Word before I learned that they can draw you stuff I think that's really great I love that I mean that's yeah I mean I was in the same head head frame I was like either I bring a print out or I pick it off the wall and there's only two options that That's so funny. And asking a question is definitely out of the question.

I mean, I asked zero questions up until like a couple of years ago. I just be like, sure. Should we hit the Shire wire, which is our news segment. So Sean Connery declined an offer to star in Lord of the Rings. Peter Jackson offered Connery the role of Gandalf,

which later went to Ian McClellan. Connery apparently turned down the trilogy because he did not understand the script. This was the same reasoning for turning down the role of Morpheus in The Matrix a few years prior. Imagine Sean Connery in The Matrix. Doesn't he know you can just do stuff you don't understand? Did you hear the last part of that story that was really funny, though, that because of that, he he did pick League of Extraordinary Gentlemen to be in.

And then everyone hated it so much that he quit acting forever. What? Oh, my God. Wait, hold on. OK, wait, we're getting there in our story. So Lord of the Rings ended up costing Connery more than The Matrix did. He would have collected 15% of the trilogy's box office, which Celebrity Net Worth valued at $450 million on top of his $10 million salary. Plus, Gandalf appeared in three Hobbit films, too, so he would have made even more than that. So Ian McKellen made Bank. Damn, yeah, he did.

I mean, $450 million in box office? That's insane. That's amazing. Well, yep. After watching The Matrix and lord of the rings become massive hits and pop culture phenomenon uh phenomenon phenomena oh phenomena without him man sometimes reading is so no it just sounded like that muppet song where they go isn't it like manomina manomina manomina so connor decided to make a movie he didn't understand and this one that came his way was the leading of extraordinary gentleman based on the alan moore and kevin o'neill comic books that is so fucking funny and he said i don't

understand this movie but i'll be damned if i turn it down that's fucking hilarious. And he said, I don't understand this movie, but I'll be damned if I turn it down. That's fucking hilarious. Okay, so he literally did my advice and it went horribly. That's great. And then he never acted again. He quit Hollywood. How old was he then? Wait, truly? That was his last movie? Yeah. That's sad. That's really

funny. You can't take it that personally. I mean, I guess he's probably old. And rest in peace, Sean Connery. Oh, did he pass? He just did the other day. Oh, dang. And I was looking at, I follow People Magazine on Instagram, and they posted their cover, which had Michael J. Fox,

and then it had Sean Connery in like a bubble. And then all the comments were like, Sean Connery should be the main picture. And they're just like ranking on Michael J. Fox for being. I'm like, do you understand how anything works? It's not like the whatever. I just don't know why I read comments, but I can't help it. People love to complain.

I always click the comments going. I bet you I know what they're going to be mad about. And then I just see that they are. And I OK, now I was right. That's all I wanted. Yeah. they are and i okay now i was right that's all i wanted yeah i feel like i i feel like i understand people less and less as time goes on people magazine or just people people magazine i just don't understand like where their stories are going it's just like too crazy for me no people

in the world everyone's crazy yeah i feel election, too, is just making that even more clear. Like, well, OK, I have no connection to anything. I mean, we'll know who's president by the time this comes out or maybe we won't. Who knows? Oh, weird. There was like I know tonight by the time we finish recording. Maybe we should check in. But in Detroit, there is people like pounding on the glass of like the counting centers. don't know what the fuck they're called being like stop the count chanting stop the count

and i was like what is happening and then there's protests and i was like what it what what in the literal fuck is happening and like i feel insane every fucking day yeah it's crazy um it's bad well let's take a quick break and we'll come back and we'll dive into this fan film that we just need to talk about in depth oh baby we're back and we gotta talk about this plot summary okay i gotta say watching this i was like what is happening and then i thought that this man who played or aragorn too was the man i thought it was the dude from the movie. He looks so much like him. I was blown away that they weren't the same person.

He's also, though, kind of janky when you look at him again. It's sort of like how Gandalf sort of just looks like someone's dad in this. And then when he meets the other ranger, that guy just has mud on his face. There's so much mud on everyone's face. Yes, a lot of mud. Yeah, mud was a key player. So, okay, so it's called The Hunt for Golem, and it was written, directed, and produced by Chris Bouchard, and it was released May 3rd, 2009.

Now, should we jump into the plot first? We want to talk about... Yeah, let's jump into the plot. So the film is set during the time span of the Fellowship of the Rings. It takes place 17 years after Biblo Bagginson's 111th birthday party. And just before Frodo leaves the Shire for Riverdale, an interval that is not outlined in the motion picture. Kendi fears that Gollum may reveal information about the One Ring to the Dark Lord Sauron and sends the ranger Aragorn on a quest to find him. The story opens with a brief prologue about the Ring's disappearance before cutting to Aragorn and Gandalf at an inn, presumably the Prancing Pony, which of course I knew, just kidding, in Bree. Gandalf explains his concerns about Gollum's knowledge of the ring falling into

enemy hands and asks Aragorn to find the creature with his tracking skills. After initially having little luck, Aragorn crosses paths with a fellow ranger and distant kinsman named Arithir, who reports hearing rumors about a creature that has been stealing fish from open windows in local villages.

The movie cuts to a scene of Gollum doing just that and eating his ill-gotten gain atop the roof. Aragorn and Arthur part ways and Aragorn encounters and kills a pair of orc scouts in the forest. He locates Gollum by a fish pond afterwards and captures the creature in a snare trap. Having secured the whining and protesting Gollum inside the sack, Aragorn sets out for Mirkwood. On the way, he briefly spots one of the nine ring wraiths in the woods, but avoids it.

Later that day, he is attacked by an orc squad and defeats them, but he is hit by a poisoned dart, which takes effect after he dispatches his last attacker. He collapses beside the patch of Fela flowers and has a vision of Arwen in Riverdale. Aragorn regains consciousness at dusk and discovers that Gollum has escaped from the sack. I want to know who was in that sack, by the way. I have questions about the sack. He seeks the creature well into the night and finally finds him hiding up in a tree.

Gollum fearfully explains that a ringwraith is coming. Seconds later, a ringwraith indeed does appear and attacks Aragorn. After a short but intense duel, the ringwraith flees from a bright light created by the elves of Mirkwood who recapture Gollum and guide Aragorn back to their fortress.

The scene cuts to Gandhi emerging from Mirkwood's dungeons after interrogating Gollum. Gandhi tells Aragorn that Gollum knows of Biblo Baggins and the Shire and explains that he must go there now to warn Frodo. Aragorn suggests sending Frodo to meet him in Bree and Gandy readily agrees.

The film ends with Gollum speaking to himself in the dungeon where he vows to kill Baggins and Jizz and reclaim his precious. And that's it. Now... Yeah. Okay, now how did this film stack up and reclaim his precious. And that's it. Now. Yeah. Okay.

Now, how did this film stack up against everything else we've seen and all of us that we know about Lord of the Rings? And do we think it's a good supplement to the franchise story-wise? I just have to say, I felt confused about this story, which was on brand.

Yes. But I don't know if that helped me in any way. I also felt like, But I don't know if that helped me in any way. I also felt like I don't, because I don't really understand. I didn't really understand before actually talking about it right now that fan films exist and are like fan fiction, basically like let's act out something we wish would happen in the movie or like fill in the gap in some part. It's a pretty interesting idea.

And I actually thought they looked a lot like it looked really good like i was really surprised i thought it was gonna look like blair witch or something like i was like really surprised like a found footage fantasy movie but i don't get how they used gollum like i don't that part i didn't understand well like i think it's based on like there's a story Well, I think it's based on like there's a story. So there's a I think in the Lord of the Rings book, there's a part or as I know it in the radio show, there's a part where like Gandalf is like basically like, hey, this guy Strider went and talked to. He basically like went and talked to Gollum and found out that you guys have the ring. So I think that he just took like that line from the book and was like, what if that was a little movie I could do?

Cause it's not in any of the movies. So he was just doing like, basically, I think it might even be like a footnote or something crazy like that in the book where it's like a couple lines, but he was just like, okay, that's the movie I'm making. And I only make him be a badass and like fight a bunch of orcs and black writers and have a girlfriend dream and stuff to fill it up. I'm making and I only make him be a badass and like fight a bunch of orcs and black writers and

have a girlfriend dream and stuff to fill it I wonder how it got so well known that's it's viewed but it's been viewed so many times it was in a film festival and I wrote it was written up in like the New York Times and the BBC and all these like it was kind of like the first Lord of the Rings um fan film and I think just because it looks so good people just kind of got excited about it I don't know they showed it in theaters actually in England like oh wow the week that it came out and then it was like streaming and it seems like just people were like oh like this costs four grand and you did like this you were able to like do this level of kind of faking out peter jackson yeah i mean i i did feel like it it like has the right look and i was like instantly

bored in that way that i am you know so i knew it was doing something right yeah i think totally it was yeah they did really well. You're like, oh, it's back. We're back. I was bored. I also thought, I think I misunderstood something when we first talked about watching this. And I thought that it was like a documentary sort of, I thought it was going to be funny or like weird.

And it was just like more of this. Like I was- Yeah, very serious. Just a piece of, couple of scenes you missed. Yeah. Worse actors. I just like kept being confused. I was like,

why is Aragorn looking for Gollum? You know what I thought was like sweet. Like there was something about them acting out this stuff. I don't know who these people are, but like, because they made this, I assume it's like, you know,

they're very passionate and whatever, but there was something like about don't know who these people are but like because they made this I assume it's like you know they're very passionate and uh whatever but there was something like about you know sometimes when you can feel like oh they just memorized the line like they just did that like it's like there was something like endearing about that to me like oh he just went over there and like was like I'm going to I can't think of a line but that they like took this time like it felt very like sincere and like sweet in that sense. Like just thinking about everyone doing it, which I'm probably not supposed to be thinking about when watching something. But there was that homemade vibe that you can't help but feel. I got that vibe very strongly when he had his flashback to like Arwen.

And it was just like in kind of some greenhouse. And then she looked like she just worked at like a drugstore she was like i thought arwen looked more like the way i think an elf should look oh oh that's controversial and i love it so more than like live tyler i think so i buy her more as an elf than live tyler yes dang i love that that's cool oh is that like not a good thought no i just have bought into the peter jackson like aesthetic of elves so completely and she just seemed kind of like a a fun a sweet normie because she's more accessible like the people in those movies are so like symmetrical and like glowy they always have light bouncing off them

totally yeah like blown out with like stars around them yeah and i liked her looking real yeah yeah make them all more real that's i want the gob block to look more authentic yes less block and more gob i liked the idea of just keeping golem in a bag too so you didn't have to do golem effects that was actually pretty clever yeah but i i really was going who's in the bag who's in there i just wanted to know like is is there a kid in there is it a guy like what's the 14 year old do you think it was an actual person or do you think it was just like a bunch of toys well like it kind of punched at one point so i was like at some point there's somebody in there or something but yeah i don't know that's the information i really want about the making of this

i wonder if that's going to be in our trivia who was in the bag well okay so how do we feel about the acting overall what was our takeaway how did what was the you know i thought it looked so much like a lord of the rings movie and felt so much like a lord of the rings movie i would be like oh wait what's up oh yeah these are not lord of the rings these are not like actors that i've seen in many things so like i kept getting tricked into thinking they were acting very well, but then I was like, some of these lines are not so good. So I kind of went in and out.

Yeah. I also thinking it was made in 2009. It was makes it a little more impressive too. Like it looks pretty good for 2009. It looks, you know, it's like solid. Like it looked really fucking good.

Yeah. Eva, what did you think? Did you feel guys? It ranks like this for me. Number one, what did you think? Did you feel... Guys, it ranks like this for me. Number one, Fellowship of the Ring. Number two, Lord of the Rings radio show. Number three, Hunt for Gollum. I fucking

loved Hunt for Gollum. And that's not just because it's the only ones you've seen. No, all the rest of them. Then all the rest of everything. You loved it? Wow. I was like blissed out on Hunt for Golem. Oh my God, I love this. Okay.

This is a hot take. My husband was too. We were both like, this fucking rules. We were just like, how did they do this? The whole time we were just like freaking out. We were like, this cost four grand? They just made this? They just got all this shit together?

What, why is it? What if Lord, and it's also like, what if everyone in Lord of the and it's also like what if everyone in lord of the rings was sort of like a normie just person just sort of like wandering around in the whales i loved it i just felt i was feeling it it did i didn't feel like all the kind of cynicism when i've dipped in and out of the hobbits when i'm like oh they're just like stretching this out i was like this is like everyone's just going for it it was like going to watch like a high school musical or something where everyone's just like, this is our moment. We're

in Lord of the Rings. I'm Strider. I'm Gollum. Like it just felt like incredibly earnest in a way that I just, I just won me over immediately. Well, and I do think there's something really nice about the fact that they didn't make it like three hours long. They were like, let's make it 30 minutes. Let's just do it as well as we possibly can for 30 minutes. And I thought that was a great call because it does make you appreciate all the work more. If it went on longer, you'd be like, stop. After the 40 minute mark, I would have like plummeted from my favorites. Yes, I did appreciate that it was short and sweet uh this film won awards it won the

balticon film festival for amateur short film award uh for the best live action award in 2009 i just said award so many times and on national public radios all things considered reporter laura reporter laura sidell said the hunt for Gollum looks just like the Hollywood version. I was fooled the first time I saw it. The special effects in the trailer are flawless. Okay. Wow. Yeah.

Wow. She loved it. She was like, I thought this was the movie. I thought that was Orlando Bloom. Try to convince me it's not. So funny. A blogger for Entertainment Weekly said, the filmmakers seem to have nailed a passable

low budget version of Peter Jackson's best epic movie ever visuals. Yeah. I think if I were Peter Jackson, I'd be like, this can't live anywhere. This must be stopped. Yes, because I spent a lot of money and time making these movies. And these people maybe spent some time, but not nearly as much money as I did. Yeah. He's like, I own New Zealand, motherfuckers.

Because theoretically, let's see, it's like a 30 minute movie. Lord of the Rings is three hours long. So what is that? Like 20,000 he should have been able to make that movie for? I'm not good at math. 21,000? I honestly have no idea. But Alfred Warner would like have had to volunteer their time and their effort.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, he would have had to get a lot of people to volunteer. That would never work. But the Tolkien scholar Robin Anne Reid wrote that the consensus seems to be that the film is atypical of fan productions because of its professional production values and calls it a hybrid fan slash pro film okay so a fan film can't be done professionally it's almost like she's saying it can't be too good like if you get some professionals to help out on your fan film it's no longer a fan film uh robin suck it and she's a a Tolkien scholar. It feels like she'd be supportive of this. Maybe she's just too, she's in too deep. Yeah, Robin Anne Reid, she's in too deep.

You can't, you can't say it doesn't count because it's too good. That is like a really weird. That's a weird move. Well, maybe it's because like you wouldn't go all out on like a fan fiction movie. I don't, I don't know what she means. I think she's being a little shady. Well, like Eva,

have you seen any star Wars film fan films? Just little bits of them. I I'm not as much of a star Wars fan. So with the idea of sitting down and watching like a really long fan film that scares me, but I've read a lot of fan fiction. Well, I'm curious if the ones you've seen, if like the

costumes, because I'm picturing Star Wars costumes that seems harder than this in some ways. Yeah. Yeah. Well, because like it's easy to make a Star Wars costume look cheap. These are like rags on people and they're in the forest. It's true. And everyone just, let me say it again, just there's so much dirt on their faces. So much dirt. Yeah. Just put a bunch of dirt and you're like, we're the forest. It's true. And everyone just, let me say it again, there's so much dirt on their

faces. So much dirt. Yeah, just put a bunch of dirt and you're like, we're hobbits. There's one guy who just, he just looks very muddy. He just looks like he's having a muddy little, he put his face in some mud. Isn't that Arthur? Arthur. He has like a beard of mud and then like a smear on his forehead.

What kind of fan fiction do you like do you have like a genre um well this is like from an other job i had but i got really into it when i was working on the show viva la bam in the 2000s i was a like a story editor on that and and we all discovered like the viva la bam fan fiction live journals while we were working on it. And some of them were like sex fan fiction. But it was like this weird like type of sex fan fiction where the guys in Viva La Bam would want to have sex and then decided the last second it would ruin their friendships. That's very funny. It was really funny. And it was was called dujera that was like the genre and

we would print it out and just leave it for them to find places like on set because it was just so uncomfortable they get right up to the edge and be like you know what dude i love i i care about you too much as a friend and it was all written by girls like by two girls interesting yeah i was like that's in my next fan fiction yes um i loved that and then yeah and then i just was like poked around on fanfiction.net a lot because it's like i i appreciate when people put themselves in the story i always think putting yourself in the story is like the clutch move that's fun oh yeah yeah put yourself in the story yeah we've never written ourselves in and story is like the clutch move. That's fun. Oh yeah. Have you ever written your, yeah,

put yourself in the story. Yeah. We've never written ourselves in. And I feel like that is a fun thing to try. Cause like anything could happen, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

Like if, if, you know, Bilbo met two ladies who were just kind of interesting, fun comedians. It would be two ladies who were like kind of interesting, fun comedians in Middle Earth. It would be two ladies who were like angry to be there. How the fuck do we get to Middle Earth? Why are we

here? That would be kind of a good like Bill and Ted remake sort of thing. It's like you and me we accidentally travel to like fantasy lands and we're pissed and then we have to like figure out how to get out. You go through like a Narnia cabinet and you're like, what the fuck? This is the worst possible thing. Okay, Hollywood, do your thing. We hate this.

All right. Well, here's some trivia for you. So the movie's plot is almost entirely original as Tolkien gave few details about this incident in his writings. And one deviation the movie's plot is almost entirely original as Tolkien gave few details about this incident in his writings and one deviation the movie makes however was that Aragorn catches Gollum in a forest whereas the appendices of the Lord of the Rings specify that his capture took place in the dead marshes the deviation may have been made because of the difficulty of recreating the marshes on a low budget I'm assuming it definitely was. Yeah, most deaf. They were also in Wales. I don't think Wales has marshes. Oh.

They shot it in, like... Location specificities. I think they have moors. They have moors, not marshes. What's a moor? Yeah, I was just about to be like, I don't really know the difference between a moor or a marsh. I think they're just...

They're slightly different. I just think they're a little different. Different creatures. What's a moor? I think it's kind of like a marsh. What's a they're both sort of like they're both like kind of long grassy area plains they're british plains basically wet mushy plains attractive open uncultivated upland a heath a heath yeah heath is a good one, too. I also see Michael Moore as an option. Oh, catch him in Michael Moore.

Well, here is some more trivia. Chris Dingley, one of the actors who performed Gollum's physical portrayal in this film, worked with Jonathan Rice Davies, who played Gimli in Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings trilogy, in the TV movie Helen of Troy. Oh, so someone was in the bag, maybe. Ooh. I'm obsessed with the bag. Yeah, maybe Chris Dingley was in the bag. John Rhys-Davies is also in Indiana Jones. He's Sala.

I've never seen Indiana Jones. You shouldn't do that. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah, I haven't seen that since I was a kid, but we can't. Don't do it. No, no, no. shouldn't do that. Oh no. Oh no. Yeah. I haven't seen those since I was a kid, but we don't do it. No, no, no. Wait,

what's the name of the guy who was Bilbo? Ian Holm. Yes. I just saw alien the other day for the first time. He's an, he's an alien too. Yeah. He gets his head knocked off.

It was so good. Have you seen that Nicole? No, I have never seen it. I've never seen it. And I really liked it. And yeah, that guy's in Alien. I have never seen it, and I really liked it. And yeah, that guy's in it. I didn't realize it for like a long time.

He died this year, too. Yeah. Oh, so the guy that we mentioned who played Gollum, he and two others did the physical portrayal of Gollum, so he may or may not have been the one in the bag is what we're hearing. Well, internet, tell us who's in that bag. Lauren's got to know who's in the bag.

Okay, so this was viewed for free over 1 million times in the first week of its online release on May 3rd, 2009. That must have been extremely exciting for those people. Yeah, truly. And shortly after that, it became the fourth most watched release in the U.S. in terms of viewing numbers. And by October 20th, which is only, what, six months later or something,

it had been viewed by 10 million people. That's wild. Well, yeah, the New York Times interview with the guy, they were like, why would you make a movie that you can never sell? And he was like, basically like, I made a movie that people are going to watch. Like, that's the trade-off.

It was more important to me that people wanted to see it than that I make any money off it. So that's kind of cool. That's true art. Yeah, he wanted to just, he was making art. That is true art. Just art for the sake of sharing. Yeah.

I think that's nice. So the last little bit of trivia is, it was shot for less than $5, dollars with 160 people volunteering as crew members that's a good chunk of people yeah 160 volunteers maybe it was like some people could do makeup some people could do effects some people had a camera i don't know if he did other things i'm now now on his IMDb page. Well, OK, I had this question to Nicole and it says that he directed The Little Mermaid. So I was like, oh, he did a big studio movie. But no, it's like a really weird Little Mermaid that came out two years ago. That seems really strange.

But I mean, that no one saw. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know this one. Okay, yeah, I'm looking at this Little Mermaid. I've definitely never seen it. Yeah, because I was like, oh, cool. He got like a Disney movie.

He got a live action Disney Little Mermaid that I don't know. I don't think I've ever heard of, but I assume it came out. And then I was like, oh, no, this is a completely different Little Mermaid. And it's it seems wild, but he's still doing stuff. It's on Hulu. it seems wild but he's still doing stuff it's on hulu i feel like a lot of like big budget movies are directed by like men who've helmed in indie that did well dude so many they go from doing one indie to doing like the craziest things and they are just like, yep. And I am blown away by that. I feel like that is such a thing that just happens with no effort. Yeah, it's really, I think the person who did the spectacular now

then directed, I think, the Fantastic Four movie. Wow. I think. That's crazy. I might be lying about that. Tee hee hee. If you guys were going to do a fan film, what would the thing be? Ooh.

If I were to do a fan. Terminator? Terminator universe. My favorite universe. Do you have an idea of what this, what like part of the story you would want to do? Ugh, I don't know. I mean, I'm very interested in directly after the nuclear war with the, with the robots just kind of running around.

What was that like? Just get me in that Terminator universe. What would you do, Lauren? Unfortunately, probably like full house. But how fun would that be? But I'm just other people in the neighborhood but like that's so

funny uh i really love that answer probably full house i would do fan fiction on ghost the 1990 thriller romance thriller so good i need to re-watch that that feels like a good movie right now i love it it's my favorite i feel like there's a lot of ghosts there's like a haunted house worths of ghosts that we haven't met in the ghost universe oh so many subway ghosts we got to meet like a handful of other ghosts but like there's a lot of ghosts hanging out in ghost you could definitely do a whole ghost land version i actually the ghosts that are super creepy like the way that they look when they're you know coming to take them to hell and stuff yes those are like not fun those ones i don't like when they're like ah apparently i did like uh this like npr thing where they ask me questions

on ghosts because it's my favorite movie and one of the trivia things was the sound that the ghosts make when they drag you to hell is the sound of babies crying that they slowed down. I don't know how true that is. I might be telling a fib. That is pretty sure that's what it was. Creepy. I love that. That's a really good idea. The creepiest sound designer in the world

He's like I want to make my baby I'm going to pinch my baby record it And then slow it down Or maybe the coolest sound person Because they took acid one time And they were babysitting And the baby sounded like that when it was crying And it was like oh my god is the crying slowed down?

And they're like that's scary I'll put it in the movie That's how I think that went down i think you're 100 right oh well i don't know that i would ever have the energy see i don't think i have some i don't think i have like a i don't know if i have a thing maybe a 90 day fiance like um fan fan film where we act out like all the roles of like Colt and Larissa I would absolutely

love it um well Eva what are you watching now do you have anything that you're really passionate about um

I did The Vow but it disappointed me have you seen Seduced I heard Seduced is better on Starz I know i just don't have enough energy for another nexium doc right now i know um yeah i haven't actually had

a lot of like being able quarantine makes it so i can't focus on television right now it's been a little bit weird so i've just been enjoying like podcasts and stuff like that. Do you feel like you're like you personally can't focus because like just your mind is going to different places or like you're busy with things and TV isn't. I'm a little busy. I have a job. I've gotten really into this game for a week called Ring Fit Adventure where you have like a Pilates ring. I've heard of this. Wait, a Pilates ring. I've heard of this. Wait, a Pilates ring?

You know a Pilates ring that's also like, like it's vibrates, it's connected to the game. Oh, an actual ring. I was thinking like a ring, like my Pilates crew and we go fight crime. You have like a squeezy ring and you like fight a dragon with it. And I play it for like an hour a day minimum.

So I mostly like all my brain power just goes to like Ring Fit Adventure lately. I'm loving it. It seems like a good workout. It's so, it's really hard. And it kicks your, and you also have like a thing strapped to your leg with a little controller in it. So you have to run in place really, really fast while you're like doing this sometimes to like fight the dragons and fight the monsters. while you're like doing this sometimes to like fight the dragons and fight the monsters did you ever play that nintendo game as a kid that was like um the olympics well it was like the it was like original nintendo olympics and my neighbor had it and it had this mat on the ground

that was like a center mat i played at other people's houses where i was totally in another person's house thing yes yeah and you had to like run in place to be like in track and field. And then you would do the high jump. And so then we always trick the mat by jumping off the mat completely and then jumping back on like five seconds later. So it's like you got an amazing score, but it was like not a good workout because you just cheat the whole time. And I mean, kids do that anyway. So yeah, it's definitely like one of those, but it's, it's fun's fun i like it it's like a role-playing game but you're doing exercises the whole time so that's been my main thing i've been enjoying that's cool yeah you know what i started watching that's really good what the undoing on hbo is that the one with nicole kidman yeah i heard Nicole Kidman. Yeah. I heard she sings the title song. Wow.

I didn't know that. That's what John said and I was like, yeah, right. Yeah, that's, people are talking about that. She sings it. Is it good?

Oh my God, it's really good. I've only seen bits and pieces and it seems good. Well, it's a fun mystery sort of thing and it's unfolding and I've only

seen the first two episodes because it comes out weekly and you can't binge it unless you wait but i don't have that kind of patience but it's really good i watched two seasons of the boys i really liked it it was fun i liked the um um yes my aya cash from you're the worst was very very awesome on the second season i did watch that and I loved it. Yeah, it was a fun, good time. Mike loved that one. I didn't watch it, but it seemed, well, it's like superheroes, but it's.

It's as if Marvel was real. And so like Marvel's real, the superheroes are actual real people, but they're also deeply flawed and kind of power hungry and it's juicy it's also like kind of soapy i really i liked it i like the guy who plays homelander a lot he's really good he's deranged in such a like specific magnificent way he's a he's very good in that part yeah the casting's very very good i'm trying to get on it um hollywood do you think one of these days that will work for me and i can't wait you just make it your catchphrase and then everything you say just say it right after and then something

eventually will happen hollywood do you think um wait have we come to the end yeah eva do you have anything you want to plug before we go um my only thing i want to plug is a game that i made in quarantine if you go on the website you can do like it's a horror game i played on instagram it was called arcana um and if you go on the website you can read the walkthrough of it and it's like playing the game all over again it ran in May but it's we have like a really decent walkthrough and it was just in the IndieCade Game Festival and we've been it was just written up

in AV Club actually right before Halloween so anyway the website is Arcana. That's exciting. Yeah it's fun it's very spooky too it's little skiers so it's arc. It's very spooky, too. It's a little skeers. So it's A-R-C-A-N-A-game.com. And if you check that out, you can click our walkthrough. You could play it like you're playing it in real life. And it's free. Love it. So enjoy. I love that. How did you get involved

with that? Making a game? I do a lot of immersive theater right and yes okay wait you've done some really interesting ones haven't you i mean i feel like i've heard about these where you'll go and be led around by people or you know they do crazy things to you yeah there was one i had to do where i was like fully naked just like in a weird building wait what yeah there's like they'll like show up and you'll the first one i did that was super crazy was like you you'll experience human birth where you will be the baby and you have to be like naked the whole time i was like sure so i did that that was like five years ago what was that like you can't just tell me you were naked in a building being born and

just be like yeah so yeah i like theater immersive theater it's fun so that's when i did it's like wait what happened did you walk in take off your clothes where are you it was pitch black i like put on headphones i ended up in a tunnel that was all slimy that i was like walking through and then i end up in a room that was like all strobe lights and sound and then i was on an operating table and they were like, they're like, she's we're losing her. And then they took me to this weird room where I had to like watch a video. And then I ended up,

my mom came and got me my quote unquote mom. And then she took me to a nursery and she like set a poem. And then she like kind of pushed me out into an alley, like a place, a room where my clothes were. And then my, I left the room and i was in and just in the an alley in north hollywood just kind of like i put my clothes on and i was just in an alley i was just like whoa and i just had to find my car so i did that one i also did a thing where i like paid a theater company to like do a thing in my life for a while.

Yes. I think you've heard about that one. I remember hearing about this. That was like for six months. They would like come to my house and like yell at me and stuff. Wait, what? For six months. People would come to your home and yell at you?

They arrested me for like crimes. Why? Because, why'd I do it because i was bored so wait i'm so i'm so sorry i need to understand this i i i it cost hundreds of dollars okay um so you like wrote to a theater company and you were like we need to come to my home and arrest me they wrote to me and they were like we're offering a service and if you pay this like some you'll just like do a play in your life. But it sounds like the beginning of like Eternal Sunshine or something.

It feels like there's an interesting movie there. Like that's just. That's why I had to do it. I was like, no, this is this. You don't get this letter very often in your life. Yeah. I wouldn't do it specifically because I'm like, they're going to kill me. They're going to come, you know, beat my wife and murder me.

They won't kill you. These guys were good guys. It turned out later, I found out there were some other theater companies out there that were bad guys that were doing the same thing. But these guys were good guys. But a lot of it, what started to grind on it was that, like, they lived in Orange County. So I'd have to drive to Orange County all the time to their condo. Oh, no. To, like, have a experience and i'd

sort of be like okay i'm back in like by it was always by like knott's berry farm and they'd be like show up at midnight at this address and i'm like i know this condo complex by now guys like you always make me come here that is funny to say show up to this address and it's just the same address and you're like all right i'll just i'll be there yeah it's kind of fascinating though like thinking about the people doing it but i think i think you are more interesting for doing it than they are for doing it you know what i mean like correct i'm very fascinated by that pull within you to have these experiences oh it's big

did you ever like like what where do you think that came from like did you ever like go to like a dinner theater performance or something or like and it was just like this could be more I was just really interested in like having like unique really crazy experiences and like and it worked up to a point it was super like when it was super fun it was super super fun and then it like crashed really hard as soon as like you end up at a show where like they're not responsible and they're being like creepy. And then you're like, oh, I've been an idiot the whole time. Like I this could have gone bad at any point. So that happened like two or three years ago.

But now I make these shows. That's that was my my turn is that now I create them. That's cool. And I keep them super emotionally safe and physically safe. I love it. So that was my my turn is that now I create them. That's cool. And I keep them super emotionally safe and physically safe. I love it. So that's my game. My game is actually very safe. I think with that background info, people are going to be really intrigued to check out the game, too.

Just thinking about you going to be born in a building and then you're like, here's my game. There's another time I got strangled in the desert. And that one I was like, like i was like this is too far guys yeah that sounds insane there's this house i can't remember it's like the mccaber house or something mccamey manor yeah where you like sign your like whole life away and they can pull your teeth out and like skin you and shove shit under your nails it's like uh it's like there's no safe word it just lasts until they decide they're done yeah yeah no they're like i see i don't even like i've been to um what was that show that they did in those

mansions that holiday play delusion yes and that twice and it's fun like you walk through a house and there's like a play happening in the house so each room something different happens and you are they're talking to you and you're running from them and blah blah and it is scary but it's like it's too scary for me there's something about it being a person who can like do anything like I just feel kind of vulnerable in a way that it doesn't really that it just freaks me out yeah that's very normal like it's healthy that's a healthy reaction I don't like it okay good I went to a haunted house and the way I got through it was every time someone jumped out to scare me, I said, hello, nice to meet you. And a couple of them did not like it.

That would feel so bad as the scary person. Like just being like, okay, so that one didn't work at all. Sometimes I just go like, I just clap. I go, yay, you're doing great. I did it. Thank you. Oh, thank oh thank you oh great job oh my god Megan Stelter sent me this video of um some people auditioning to be scary people at Six Flags that's funny and it's so good I'll try to find the link so that we can post it I'm dying to see that oh my god it's the auditions and it's like hours of these people auditioning i mean you don't get you don't see

hours but they show it's like edited together and it's just like amazing i used to go to this halloween convention that's downtown called scare la where like the people do live auditions as like kind of like you have a crew and like you audition as a crew to get hired as a crew to be like scarers and it's guys who like slide on their knees so they'll come out and like in the middle of this convention center just do like a thriller like knee sliding routine or something where you're just like oh like all these teens want to get hired together so they can like be friends together at Six Flags. That could be a show. That could be

America's Best Scarecrow or something. And they just say, okay, Hollywood, do your thing. We've had a lot of good ideas today. I don't know. One of these is going to do something. Hollywood's Next Best Scarecrow show, buddy. Hunt for Gollum. Okay, Hollywood, do your thing.

Let's get a Gollum golem scare crew in here now all right well we have a segment called the battle of the five stars where we read a five-star review and this one comes from it's mineral it's minerals marie on apple podcast and the review is titled board of the rings let these ladies help listen to the tales of Gandhi, Biblo and the rest of the gang as told by Lauren and Nicole and you'll laugh out loud. Check your actually at the door because there's enough Tolkien worship elsewhere.

This is just fun, frank discussions about crucial topics such as why spinning Gandhi is best Gandhi, why the Eagles are kind of dicks and some Emily in Paris thrown in for good measure. I know I love this podcast because it never has a number of cute episodes. I devour each one

the moment it's available. Well, that's very nice. It's Minerals Marie. That was a great review and very accurate that we're not trying to... Yes. I don't know

what we're trying to do, but we're having fun. We're not pretending to be people we are not. We don't like Lord of the Rings. What kind of minerals? We'll never know. You know, we can write her back and see maybe tell us what kind of minerals you are

well i mean yeah we'll be back next week with more lord of the rings goodness and in the meantime we're still trying to figure out what would happen if we do a season three and what we would explore so if you have more suggestions out there that we haven't talked about yet don't tell us about marvel and don't tell us about i don't know what the other ones people keep sending but i've seen a lot of the same things so i want to hear an idea that we haven't heard because i feel like there's something out there that we might really like that we don't know find us something nerdy that you think we'll like yeah we like romance yeah we love kissing, kissing drama. We should just do Emily in Paris.

I would love to break down every episode of that. Oh, me too. I love Emily in Paris. Well, Eva, where can people follow you before we sign off? I'm on E-V-A-F-A-Y, Eva Faye on all social media except Facebook

because fuck Facebook. Follow me there. I really got frustrated when Instagram changed their like interface to say from Facebook. I was like, stop. It was like trying to remind everyone

who left Facebook and it was like, but I kind of still like, you know, Instagram. You'd be like, you're still kind of on Facebook. Yes. Very rude. Very rude. Oh, wait, Nicole, do you're still kind of on Facebook. Yes. Very rude.

Very rude. Oh, wait, Nicole, do you have anything to plug? I didn't ask you that. Guys, let's vote. This presidential election is so important. You got to get out and vote. I don't know. I have a Patreon where I have a 90 Day Fiance podcast with Marci Jarrow.

Other podcasts, Why Won't You Date Me? You know, just that stuff. Lauren? Same. I have a Patreon and I'm doing improv. I'm bringing back with special guest Lauren Lapkus on there. I did one with Megan Stalter, who I just mentioned, who's so funny. And I did a whole series on the Babysitter's Club show on Netflix, which was really fun. I had on a lot of fun guests and we talked about that show, which I really loved. Did you watch that by the way? No,

I think that might be my next show. Oh my God. It's so fun for something. It's so fun. You'll really enjoy it. And it's like, it's quick too. I mean,

it's a short watch, but they were doing season two and I'm very happy because I really liked it. I thought all the girls were so good. Okay. Well, that's it. So go follow us on our Patreons and, you know, support our art in this time

yes support our art we make art for people to listen to that's much like the hunt for golem wow really brought it all together i love that so much um all right we'll see you guys soon. Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. That was a Hiddem Original.