Newcomers: Sports, with Nicole Byer and Lauren Lapkus - Thor: Ragnarok (w/ Paul Scheer)
Episode Date: May 31, 2022Everyone said Nicole and Lauren would like this one. Since the start of the season, they all said: "Just wait 'til Thor: Ragnarok." And so we waited, traveling to Xandar and the Quantum Realm... and the Avengers' mansion, until it was time for us to reunite with Thor and Loki and Heimdall (but this time, they're funnier). Paul Scheer (How Did This Get Made?, The League, Marvel 616) stops by to find out if Nicole and Lauren did, in fact, like this one. Well, did they? You'll have to tune in to find out. Next week's movie: Black Panther (2018) Like the show? Rate Newcomers 5 stars on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review for Nicole and Lauren to read on the pod! Follow the podcast on Letterboxd. Advertise on Newcomers via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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This is a HeadGum Original.
So much has happened since I last saw you.
I lost my hammer like yesterday so that's still pretty fresh.
And then I went on a journey of self-discovery.
Where I met you.
Where are we? You have no idea.
Hello, the goddess of death has invaded Asgard.
Oh, I've missed this.
And you and I had a fight recently.
Did I win?
No, I won, easily.
Doesn't sound right.
Well, it's true.
Asgard is dead.
And it will be reborn in my image. Asgard is dead.
And it will be reborn in my image.
I thought you'd be glad to see me.
I need to stop her here and now.
To prevent Ragnarok, the end of everything.
So I'm putting together a team.
Like the old days.
Surprise! We're putting together a team. Like the old days.
Surprise! This will be such fun.
Hello.
Hi.
He's a fighter.
Here we go!
I'm not a queen or a monster.
I'm the goddess of death.
What were you the god of again?
We're the same you and I just a couple of hot-headed fools. Yes, same Hulk like fire
Though I like water
Kind of both like fire the whole like raging raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire. Thank you. Beep, beep, boop, boop, boop.
It's Newcomers.
Yes, it is.
That's our official theme song.
I'm Lauren Lapkus.
I'm Nicole Byer.
And this season, we are covering the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
This is the 13th episode of our fifth season, and we're going to have guests who are newcomer superfans and sometimes people who've contributed.
And we're going to do 20 episodes, which doesn't cover everything, but I think it's covering a lot because it feels like we're seeing it all. And today we are discussing the third Thor film, Thor Ragnarok. And we skipped the second Thor movie, Thor The Dark World, for time and to make room for more origin stories
down the line. And if you don't like that, then take it up with yourself. Because we
don't care. We don't care. Who cares about second Thor? We can't do everything. And Thor
Ragnarok is available with a subscription on Disney Plus,
and you can watch it for a fee on Amazon, Apple TV, Google Play, and Vudu.
And obviously, we're going to spoil the entire film.
Okay, Lauren, quick thoughts before we intro our guest.
I actually liked it.
Lauren, I loved it.
Okay, and I thought, why are they not all like this?
Exactly.
Where it's funny, funny, funny.
And they're making fun of themselves.
Lots of color.
Lots of color.
I will say the first 35 minutes,
I was like,
what the fuck is this movie?
Yeah.
But then after like 36 minutes hit
and I said,
ooh, baby.
Yeah.
I love it.
It was really funny.
I feel like they were making fun of each other.
Like it was all stuff
that I want to happen
in the other movies.
And everyone did say that
this one was like the best and I thought they were lying because people really thought we were
gonna like that fucking Avengers movie I know and that was boo-boo for me yeah but I loved this I
finished it was like maybe I'll watch it again and then I was like Nicole settle down that's
actually crazy I didn't go that far at all. It took me a long time to watch it.
I had to like, you know, get through it in a way,
but I still liked it.
I mean, it did take me two sittings
because it was like two hours and 20 minutes or something.
It's long and I, you know,
it's hard because when Little People, Big World returns,
you want to watch that.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like it's like there's a whole new season of drama.
And by the way, it's going down this season
on Little People Big World
and if you're not watching
See I haven't been keeping up.
I am watching 90 Day
and it is a snoozy season.
People are saying that.
I haven't been watching
in a long time.
It's a real snooze fest.
I can't believe I fell off
because it was my whole life
but
LPBW
oh my god
they're having drama
between the parents
and the children.
It's crazy.
Oh no.
Yeah. Well before we get too much into Little People Big World Oh my God, they're having drama between the parents and the children. It's crazy. Oh no. Yeah, yeah.
Well, before we get too much into Little People, Big World, we should introduce our guest today.
It is Paul Scheer.
And Paul Scheer, don't say hello yet.
Paul Scheer is an actor.
He's a writer.
He's a director.
You might have seen him on Veep, Black Monday, The League, and in Marvel's 616 documentary.
He's also the host of a talk show on his Twitch channel, FriendZone, with Rob Hubel.
And the podcast, How Did This Get Made? and Unspooled.
Ooh, Paul Scheer, we can't wait to get into Thor Ragnarok with you today.
Now you can talk.
Hello.
So happy to be here and so psyched that you like this movie because I do feel like this is a special Marvel movie.
I do want to just I know that your audience is with you on every one of these.
I just want to get a little bit of where you are at.
Can I just quickly thumbs up, thumbs down on the ones that you've done?
Because I want to get a taste of it because I talked to Jason and, you know, so.
All right. You saw you started off iron man thumbs up boo i thought it was okay iron man too
for me i'm gonna say thumbs down i think i like that less yeah me too okay we're on the same page
well i like that iron man thor was one of the worst things i've ever seen dark world by the way
you lucked out on missing Dark World.
Okay.
I saw that in the theater.
It was rough.
Captain America,
First Avenger,
serviceable.
Oh, I liked it
because of him.
Yes.
Yeah.
But not,
but like a simple movie.
I didn't like Little Him.
Yeah.
Marvel's Avengers.
No.
No.
No.
Wow.
Okay.
Okay.
Interesting. That one, I think I could see it, but Guardians of the Galaxy. This is where I'm thinking we're going to go Marvel's Avengers no no wow okay okay interesting
that one I think
I could see it
but Guardians of the Galaxy
this is where I'm thinking
we're gonna go
yes
yeah okay
I liked Groot so much
I think we know why
I love Vin Diesel
and I love the little rabbit thing
yeah
but I didn't love a lot of it
okay but this is
but Guardians and Thor Ragnarok
kind of exist in the same
kind of creative space
I think
Age of Ultron
thumbs down right
thumbs down
that was trash
that was with the Scarlet Witch
being like
I can't hurt anybody
oh yeah
and then that man
with the bow and arrow
being like
come on
you got it
if I'm looking at you
I can't help everyone
or something
I forgot that she
had an accent
yes
so did she
she's a little retcon
Ant-Man do we like Antconned. Ant-Man.
Do we like Ant-Man?
Loved Ant-Man.
Yeah, great.
Okay, great.
All right, this is really good.
Now, this is the one that I'm quite surprised
that you didn't like.
The Captain America movie, Civil War.
We did not like that,
but that's the one Manzoukas explained to us, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
That was extremely helpful.
We liked it more, yeah.
Okay.
But I liked the other one, the Winter Soldier, but then I didn't know the Winter Soldier
was coming back.
And I was like, I thought we were done with the Winter Soldier.
Yeah.
All right.
I see this.
And then Doctor Strange.
Loved.
Loved.
Loved.
Oh, okay.
Interesting.
Like genuinely loved to the point where I didn't like the second one because it was
so different than the first one.
Okay.
So that's really interesting because I think that Doctor Strange is just a pale imitation of Iron Man.
What?
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no.
What? No.
Wow.
Why? Because he's so,
because he's so like cocky and like.
Well, I just think it feels like it's like,
oh, we've seen this same kind of,
I mean, not the powers,
but the same kind of origin story.
I'm sorry.
Tony Stark would never sit outside a door in Nepal
begging for his little fingies to get fixed.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe you're right.
All right.
And then finally, Spider-Man Homecoming.
This is thumbs up, right?
Yeah, we liked that.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
So I feel like you just,
I wanted to understand fully where you are
because I do feel like Marvel is best with like auteur driven pieces.
Like when someone has a very clear idea of what they want to do.
I think the Rooster Brothers.
You said a word that I don't know.
Auteur?
Yeah, I don't know that one.
It's like, you know, it's when someone really has something to say, I guess.
Oh, okay.
Like a real point of view.
A real point of view.
Yeah.
Okay. thank you.
It really is coming from them.
Because I think like James Gunn and obviously Taika, you know, the, sorry, I'm forgetting the guy who does Spider-Man.
But who is that guy?
What is his name?
John Watts.
John Watts.
Yeah, there we go.
You didn't even try.
Don't ask me.
Leah's got the answers on the technical things,
such as names.
Yeah.
But those are the ones that I feel like,
especially probably going backwards,
these are so much more refreshing to see
because they're kind of breaking the mold a little bit.
And they're like, oh, right, you can have fun in this world
and these characters can exist. And this is like, oh, right, you can have fun in this world. And these characters can exist.
And this is like a buddy comedy, Thor Ragnarok.
It really is like a cop movie or there, you know, has that kind of similar DNA.
Oh, yeah.
Now that you're saying that, I do see that.
Yeah.
And I mean, like, I think we like the ones that have a lightness to them and a sense of humor.
And sometimes the sense of humor doesn't work in
some of these like i feel like avengers has some some humor that's like i think that's because it's
um joss i was joss whedon and i think his humor is very specific to like buffy and angel and i
think it doesn't really work where he tries to like shoehorn it in. It almost feels of a time. Like his humor feels like an early 2000s.
It's like our humor has evolved
or like he was doing meta.
I'm going to make a statement
that people will probably get mad at
and say like,
I feel like he was doing meta
kind of before meta became super popular.
And now when he does it,
it feels like,
I don't know.
There's something about it
that just feels a little stale.
Like it doesn't feel like
it's going to be timeless in that way.
Yeah, and this movie seemed really fresh to me.
Yeah.
Like, very funny and interesting.
And I mean, partly because we're watching these in order,
and so there's that feeling of, like, it's catching up to the present day more and more.
But, like, it was very funny.
And, like, just, I think that's something we enjoyed about like Ant-Man and stuff.
Like the humor was like also performed really well.
Yes.
I was really surprised looking at this cast because,
not that they're not funny,
but I'm saying when they were all cast in the original Thor,
that wasn't like this at all.
So it's like they were being cast to do comedy.
And then now Thor is like this funny character that I've grown to like,
which I could not have said from the first one.
Because I only like him now.
Yeah, same.
He's not funny or interesting in the other ones.
I totally agree.
Like, here we go.
Like this whole like birth of Chris Hemsworth being like a funny person, which is so unfair because he's so gorgeous as a man i i once uh was visiting a friend and i i got to hold uh
one of thor's hammers that i won't spoil where it comes from uh but it's from a movie you have
not seen yet and um and it was hard to even pick up and they're like oh yeah but for chris it's not
because he is also he's actually Wait, so it's actually heavy?
Oh, this one, there's multiple ones.
But this one was like, oh, yeah, you can't mess around.
He just delivers the goods in this movie.
And I feel like, actually, it's weird that in the Marvel movies,
and I know you haven't seen this yet, but the Hawkeye series,
Jeremy Renner, after doing Hawkeye for years, all of a sudden is like a new character that's way more engaging.
Same thing for Elizabeth Olsen.
I feel like she's gotten better and better.
It's almost weird to see people get better. I think we're in a world where most people, it's a downward spiral.
And these characters are getting a chance to go up.
You're like, oh, you found something totally new and interesting in these characters.
By the way, did you see that Vanity Fair lie detector test with Elizabeth Olsen?
I only saw a clip where she's trying to become a stoner.
No, there was that one.
But there's there are some really good clips where she just is like so honest about people.
And it's really funny.
Oh, my God.
She's really likable.
Well, like so she they bring up the Heim sisters because she went to school with them.
And she and Danielle Heim, I guess, was her same age in school or something.
And she's in Licorice Pizza.
She's not the main girl.
The other she's one of the sisters.
And because people were like, she's not even in it.
And it's like, she is in it.
She's a smaller part. You're were like, she's not even in it. And it's like, she is in it. She's a smaller part.
You're stupid.
But she's not an actor.
But they were like, are you a better actor than Danielle Hyman?
She started like cackling and she was like, yeah, like she should be.
She's like, that girl's a rock star and she's an actor.
Yeah, that's fine.
But it was great.
She's just like super honest and funny.
Would you ever agree to take a lie detector test as part of a publicity tour?
Because I feel like
it's a dangerous proposition.
It's so scary
because they are
asked real questions.
Yeah.
Like, there's a point
where she got kind of flustered
because they were like,
you know,
challenging her on one of them
and she was like,
I mean, yeah,
I did see that movie.
I don't, is that what,
is it not,
to say it's a lie?
I would do it,
but I would pass on,
I would just be like,
pass, I won't answer that. Yeah, passing. Like, would you do it, but I would pass on. I would just be like, pass.
I won't answer that.
Yeah, passing.
Like, would you do it on Watch What Happens Live when they do like that?
Yeah.
What's it called?
Yeah.
Because it's like fluff.
I don't think they're really trying to get me.
Yeah, but you have to sometimes throw someone under the bus. Well, but you know what?
But that show, you can touch.
People get very upset on that show.
I have experienced that.
If you say something about...
I love that whole Bravo...
I'm just going to call it all of it.
The franchise.
The MCU of the Bravo Housewives world.
But you forget that they are...
I can sit here and be like,
you know what?
Thor is a blank, blank, blank.
But when you do it there,
it's like, these are people that are living there.
Yeah, I know.
And it's hard.
It's like, but they're viewed as characters.
I know.
Like, I can't separate it.
It's not real.
I was on With a Housewife.
Oh, me too.
Emily from the OC.
Oh, okay.
Not familiar.
I love her, but I was like,
this is kind of crazy
because they brought up stuff about Shane.
Like, it was just like,
they're asking questions and bringing up topics about her husband next to her.
And she's like super cool and strong person and can take whatever she's had, like horrible things said to her on the show.
But like, I'm not going to be insulting somebody or saying anything, even if it's funny.
It's like you can't do it.
By the way, I was in the Erika Jayne documentary about her husband stealing all that money because
Andy started questioning her really hard about, did she know? And I was the guest and she's
grabbing onto my hand. So when they do cut to that moment on Watch What Happens Live,
it's me and her holding hands. And she was lovely. We had a great time. And, you know,
lovely we had a great time uh and uh you know but i just i just sat back that was yeah because that's a legal claim where people are injured i'm like i got no comment that's like a curious
thing about bravo they'll dig right into legal stuff where it's like i don't know if you can do
this yeah that's rough stuff i mean did you know there's a bravo? Oh, yes, I did. And they sold like 10,000 badges in like 60 seconds.
That makes all the sense in the world.
I mean, it is as popular.
I love Bravo.
I mean, it is as popular as this Marvel franchise.
What I love about Bravo is for a long time,
I was always trying to explain to June
like why I liked certain things.
Like I love Marvel movies.
I love Star Wars and Indiana Jones
and all that sort of stuff.
And I don't think that she understood
like why I would get upset about stuff
or why I was into it.
And the first moment
where I felt like she truly understood
my fandom was seeing Sex and the City 2
and being utterly disappointed by it.
And coming home, like really bummed out and trying to like
talk herself into Sex and the City 2 being good.
So like, and I was like, I've done this.
I've had this conversation about Shia LaBeouf and Indiana Jones.
Like we've been there.
And I think the Bravo has that same thing where you are,
you're in your world, you're committed to these characters and this yeah
you want it yeah that's very
funny I never thought about sex in the city
like that I have
come to terms that the
movie marks one canon
the second movie starts a different canon
and that's where and just like that lives
all right oh no to me and just
like that connects to the first
to the show right you like that connects to the first, to the show.
Right.
It doesn't connect to the movies in a way.
Although it does because.
It negates everything that the characters did on the show.
I guess that's true.
That's why I think it starts a different canon.
But I just go like, it's the show because I love the show.
Yeah, I guess you're right, though, because their personalities have changed a lot in the years since we've seen that. So I think the movie was like a perfect little cherry on top to satiate us because we love the series so much.
And then the second movie, you're like Abu Dhabi.
Yeah, that's crazy.
This is bonkers.
That one's a mess.
This one's a mess.
But we did get the lovely line.
Samantha goes, Lawrence of Arabia, Lawrence of my labia.
And I was the only one in theater who cackled.
Do you feel like that was the inspiration for the entire movie?
They were like, that's such a good line.
Let's figure out how we get them.
Someone wrote that in a punch up room and they're like, we're going to Abu Dhabi.
That is truly like we I've done my work for the day.
Like when you're writing a script, you're like, you know what?
It's not going to get better than that.
And so good.
Go out and treat myself to my own lunch um this movie though thor i believe like when i talk to people about the
marvel world the movies that i've subjected june to yeah have been in the marvel world i mean that
alone you've you've subjected her to a lot of movies i mean just your podcast alone i guess
it's not just you subject exactly and those aren't movies that i like those we are subjecting ourselves to those movies yeah but with
the marvel world i try to be very specific with her and go i think she will like this and that
so like ant-man i was like you can go see ant-man um and then thor ragnarok i was like this works
and guardians those were the three that I picked.
I was like, I think that this will give you an idea, a lay of the land without you being overwhelmed by it.
And you'll have a good time.
Because here, Carl Urban, to me, is an unsung hero of this movie.
He's so funny in this movie.
He plays the executioner who's taking over for Himdall.
He's in The Boys. boys oh i love him on the
boys yeah he's so good and he i think people didn't realize how funny he is and he's so good
in this he's so funny i mean he has a small part but he's very funny in this role he has one of my
favorite moments where he puts like a cloak over his head to get on the ship and i was like he is
truly serving billy zane in titanic oh yeah and it made me laugh so hard even I was like, he is truly serving Billy Zane in Titanic. Oh, yeah.
And it made me laugh so hard.
I was like,
I don't know if that's
what they were going for,
but I loved it.
Well, this movie is goofy.
Like, it is goofy.
Like, when he sees the Hulk,
when Thor sees the Hulk
for the first time
in that battle,
he's like,
hey, we're buddies.
Like, it's such a,
I think it's a breath
of fresh air
because these movies have like a, we're being serious, we're being this and that.
And the comic books were never, I mean, the comic books had serious things in them.
But I think the best ones, there's a lightness to it.
These are fun characters.
We want to hang out with these characters.
I think they have to feel like sitcom characters to a certain extent because that's the only way that we want to revisit them time and time again.
Yeah. And I think this made me like all of the characters in a new way.
I didn't think Loki was interesting.
Me neither.
Me neither.
And I'm into Loki now.
I thought he was so annoying before.
But I will say this, Loki's powers change willy-nilly
because they talk about how when he was a kid
he could turn into a snake or
whatever but then when he's all chained up he can't turn into something else and leave
he can't like morph out of that planet when he's like i gotta get out of here you can't just
fucking vanish the way you've been doing it that was confusing wait let's get your marvel expert
in here marvel expert did he have one of the things on his neck at that point no not yet
because he doesn't get that thing until he tries to double cross Thor.
And Thor is like, you've been doing that.
You sound like an expert.
I think he's a trickster.
To me, he's a trickster.
So I don't know if he can like move off of planets, but I think he can take other forms,
but I don't think he could like, in my mind, I think that if he, his power is making you think he's someone else.
So his snake would still be caught on the wall.
You know what I'm saying?
Like he would still be captured.
He just shapeshifts in person.
Right.
So what you see is different, but he's not able to leave.
That in my mind is how it works.
But I could be wrong.
Again, I'm no expert.
Illusion magic. Yes. I see wrong. Again, I'm no expert. Illusion magic.
Yes. I see, I see, I see.
Okay. Should we do our
Daily Bugle? Yes, that's what I was going to say.
Oh, great. Lauren, great man.
Stay tonight.
So this is our new segment,
The Daily Bugle. Beep bop,
boop bop. Okay, so Marvel Studios
signed a 20-year deal. By the way, I like that it's beep bop, boop bop, but a bugle beep bop boop bop okay so marvel studios signed a 20-year deal by the way
i like that it's beep bop boop bop but a bugle should have a different sound like oh no it
changes every time okay yeah yeah just having a nice time um marvel studios signed a 20-year
deal with stan lee universe to license the name and likeness of lee who died in 2018
for future future films, future films,
television productions,
uh,
Disney theme parks,
merchandising,
and more.
Eee.
What,
like a hologram?
I guess so.
Or I guess they could just use his picture or something.
I have mixed feelings on this because,
because I think there's,
and again,
I'm not fully versed in this,
but there has been a lot of,
um,
talk that he has suffered or he had suffered elder abuse, that people were taking advantage of him became in many in many respects the face of the of the Marvel world because he's in every Marvel movie.
He is viewed as the creator, even though that's not fully true.
But that's he is the face.
And I think his family was working against him.
So now I wonder where this money is going, but it feels like it's going to the family.
So now we'll have like a Stanley animatronic
in like Disney World Tokyo going like,
hey, welcome, you know.
I just love that.
I don't love it.
I don't love it.
But again, I may,
there may have been some resolution to it,
but I feel like it's a very weird,
there's a weird end to him.
And I will say the one time I met Stanley,
which was thrilling, I was backstage at comic-con and he had fallen asleep and uh someone's like do you
want to do you want to meet him and I was like well he's clearly asleep absolutely not like
yeah you know like not the time yeah and they're like we'll wake him up and I was like no no no no
no like you don't you'll wake him up it felt It felt like like there was like a puppy that they wanted to show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I and I felt like that one moment.
Kind of gave me an instinct of maybe how his handlers might be treating him.
And that's not Marvel.
That was, I think, his his own crew.
It's like, no, let the man sleep.
Let the man be there.
He's old and tired. Yes. Yeah. It's like, no, let the man sleep. Let the man be there. Yeah, he's old and tired.
Yes.
Yeah, that's really sad.
Well, if I die,
I hope you guys make sure
that nobody sells the rights
to my face anywhere.
Yeah.
I'll be putting your image everywhere.
Well, that's like,
isn't that the whole
Robin Williams thing too?
Like Robin Williams has been,
one of the things in his will
was you couldn't use his face in anything after he had died.
Wow.
Really?
Yes.
So they couldn't.
I'm glad that they were aware of that.
Because I think he knew that, you know, maybe left to, you know, you know, somebody comes in and all of a sudden it's like, I think he probably lived in that world of like, I'm afraid I'm going to be like cgi like grand moff tarkin and like the rogue one like they're going to just and he probably
would be what the fuck did you just say rogue moff toffin well who wasn't it with um what's
her face well in oh princess leia as well but uh but uh grand moff tarkin was a character in
star wars uh played by peter cushing and they brought him back in Rogue One.
He'd been long since dead.
It's like, just move the story on.
Yeah, we don't need...
Or if they liked that, I guess it's fine.
Yeah, just recast.
Because also that happens all the time.
It's like, why not?
No one's here getting that upset about James Bond.
We just switch his face.
That's okay. We call him James Bond. We just switch his face. That's okay.
We call him James Bond.
We all know.
We're familiar.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, another bit of news is that Spider-Man director John Watt stepped away from directing
the MCU's Fantastic Four film after three successful Spider-Man films.
Ooh, I wonder what happened with John.
So why did he do that?
Do you know, Paul?
Here's my thought. And I do believe that the
Marvel universe is incredibly well thought out and every piece must fit into the MCU in a very
particular way. So at a certain point, I imagine as he's addressing the Fantastic Four, there are
certain guideposts that he has to hit or a movie that he has to make. And maybe it was creative differences.
Maybe it was like, you know what?
I don't want to keep on doing this.
Maybe while my star is hot, you know, like I can go off and make my own thing.
Like the way the Russo brothers went off and made like three or four different movies right
after they had their good run at Marvel.
Because there's a moment here to make whatever you want to make instead of going back in
and working within that thing.
I think he's an amazing director and I think he did a fantastic job,
but I could also see that being tiring too.
Yeah.
So I thought that as well.
Yes.
And they,
from my research,
it was like an amicable.
He needed a break from Marvel,
but he's also attached to do a star Wars series.
So he's just skipping down the hall from Marvel to star Wars.
Well,
that's actually really exciting because I could understand that being a more,
I guess if I'm a director that has that opportunity,
I would be more daunted by doing a star Wars film because I feel like those
have just not worked like the way that they want them to. And that like, opportunity, I would be more daunted by doing a Star Wars film because I feel like those have
just not worked like the way that they want them to. And that like that's a much bigger undertaking.
It's like because the tone of Star Wars doesn't have the flexibility that Marvel has, which is
like fun and it's light. Star Wars feels oftentimes heavy unless it's a TV show. Then it has like
lighter moments. We have Amy Sedaris and stuff. And probably would be more
original content for him, I would think.
Yes, I guess that's true. He doesn't have to work.
Yeah. That's interesting.
It's interesting. I like John Watts.
Nerd conversation. But by the way,
can I talk about the John Watts? Everyone talks
about John Watts making this movie called
Cop Car about these two kids who steal
Kevin Bacon's cop car.
It's a great movie uh i highly
recommend seeing cop car but there was a movie he made before this that i feel like no one talks
about and it's so i feel like it might be up both your alleys it's called clown clown is about um
a family and the dad's a real estate uh sales and he goes to a house for a showing and it's
during his kid's birthday party and his wife calls him up and says, hey, the clown didn't show up.
Can you like come over and like, can you come dressed as something? So he like rummages through
the house that he's selling and he finds this old clown costume and he puts it on.
And then he goes to the party.
It works out great, but then he can't take it off.
The hair is attached.
The suit is attached.
Oh, it's like the Santa Claus.
Yes.
So he is now, but then the clown is murderous.
And then he becomes possessed by this clown costume and he's this murderous clown and it gets so fucking dark.
So it's a clown dad.
That sounds so scary.
Oh, it is.
Like, I was watching it one night.
I stumbled across it and I was like,
it is funny and also, like, legit terrifying.
That's truly very scary.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd be really upset if I put a wig on
and it didn't come off
here's our last bit of
the Daily Bugle
that's the one part that stuck with you
I gotta change my wig
so Doctor Strange in the
multiverse of madness made
31.6 million
it's third weekend at the number one spot
in the box office bringing it's domestic total
oh my god to 342 million gotta say Lauren million its third weekend at the number one spot in the box office bringing its domestic total oh
my god to 342 million gotta say lauren have you seen it yet no no it's fucking gruesome is it it
is a scary movie it's gruesome and one character gets murdered by the means it he looks like he
becomes play-doh it's wild that's great but like it's scary and
i feel like in these movies people just die and stuff but you're saying no no these are like
violent deaths and at one point elizabeth olsen is chasing people through this like corridor and
she's got something on her face that i think is mud but it looks like blood and she looks
fucking deranged and it's like pretty creepy. Well, I would say this.
It is more of a Sam Raimi movie than it is a Marvel movie.
And I kind of liked it for that because it is like Evil Dead.
It is crazy.
It's big.
And they push that PG-13.
I mean, I can't imagine taking a kid who had seen all the other Marvel movies and then seeing this.
Because you'd be like, ah!
Oh, that's interesting.
But to me, as someone who is new to all of this, I think that's what makes this so cool.
That you could have a director just make their stamp.
I put their stamp on it so strongly in the same way Tika Waititi did.
Yes.
It's like, wait, they should each be a unique standalone piece inspired by a comic book.
But it can do whatever.
I just like that so much more. That's so much interesting well that's dc oh really well dc is
like everyone gets to go make whatever they want to make there's a joker movie that has no
correlation to the batman movie and there's another batman movie it's another batman movie
no but i think what marvel does really well is says, and again, I could be wrong, but they say these are the parameters in which you need to tell the story.
Like it's got to have like it's got to start here and it's got to end here, but you can direct it any which way that you want.
So that's what I feel like when you get somebody who has a really strong point of view like James Gunn comes in.
And I think James Gunn is the first one who comes in and is like, I'm going to make this
poppier and funnier.
And all of a sudden it feels very different than the Joss Whedon funny.
And the Russo brothers are also having that kind of community style of jokes.
It's like it just it starts to be alive.
And I think even Jon Favreau did that with the first Iron Man was like, OK, we can work
within the lines here and make something actually that feels like it's doing everything that Marvel needs to do, but at the same time, completely an original voice.
For better or for worse, that's what Chloe Zhao did, I think, as well.
Who?
Chloe Zhao, who won the Oscar for Nomadland and then directed The Eternals, which was the Marvel movie with Kumail Nanjiani and angelina jolie and brian tyree henry
and a few other are we watching that we sure are oh cool okay and people have told me not to do it
and every time they tell me not to do it i dig my heels in deeper i was gonna say yeah that's gonna
that that is gonna be i would really like to hear what you both think of that. You may love it, though.
Interesting.
I really think you might, but it could go either way because I'm always surprised.
Well, on that note, we should take a break.
And we're back.
Okay.
So Thor Ragnarok was written by Eric Pearson,
Craig Kyle,
and Christopher L.
Yost.
And it was directed by Taika Waititi,
who I met at the Critics' Choice Awards.
He's very,
very handsome in person and very,
very nice.
And he was with Rita Ora.
And she turned around and she,
after he introduced himself, she went, and I I'm Rita and the way she said it I'll never forget oh my god it
was so funny because I was like obviously I know who you are but she just it was so presentational
and she was so hammered and I loved it well wasn't he having like a sort of threesome thing?
Yes, I'm Googling this to make sure I got it right.
Yeah.
With Rita Ora and Tessa Thompson and they were like hugging and kissing on a balcony.
I love it.
I mean.
And hey, I mean.
They are three stunning people.
They are sexy people who like to party.
And by the way, and fuck.
And I think why not?
Like embrace it. Like it's nothing bad about it. I think why not like embrace it like it's nothing
bad about it. I think people who aren't sexy should do whatever they want
I don't agree Lauren I think
uggos should stay
in their lane and not have fun
by the way uggos are having a lot
of sex but if you're not sexy
Paul you need to have your threesome indoors
if you are sexy you can have it on a
balcony and close the fucking
curtain but here's the thing if you know if sex eye you can have it on a balcony and close the fucking curtain
but here's the thing if uh you know if the uggos are out there with their threesome no one's taking
pictures of it because it's not exactly you don't want to see it unless it's on real sex on hbo
which i did watch a lot of by the way uh so did i um my teacher was actually uh on real sex? No, she was on Taxi Cab Confessions,
which had that,
she was one of the people
that was in the back seat.
And it was always so weird
because she got into
a very sexual conversation
with the driver
and it was a very weird thing
to know.
That is crazy.
Oh my God,
for anyone who doesn't know,
because I feel like
we have listeners
who are younger,
there was a show
called Taxi Cab Confessions that, I mean, we were too young to be watching, but we did.
And it was literally just like a hidden camera and a cab.
And the taxi cab driver worked for the show and would get people to just talk about stuff.
Yeah, be like, do you like threesomes?
And then somebody in the back would be like, mm-hmm, want to hear about it?
Yeah.
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
It's like, wouldn't you be, I mean,
they're always, the people that they get
are always really outgoing,
like kind of on their way to a party or doing whatever.
So like, it makes sense, I guess.
But like, if a cab driver asked me that right now,
I'd roll out of the cab.
I had a cab driver, well,
I had a driver ask me the other day
if I was ovulating, one.
Two, if I was yearning for a baby. And then
for an hour from the airport
to the apartment, he
really just kept
talking. And he had
long, nasty face use.
And the way he gripped the wheel was
also really upsetting to me.
Are you ovulating? What did you
say? I said, I don't think
so, but I'd have to check.
And then when he said, are you craving a baby?
I was like, absolutely not.
Are you craving a baby?
I'm for a lot of things, but not a baby.
What a freak.
Let's get into this plot.
Let's do it.
Get ready.
And Jason and Scott have both called us out
for reading this whole plot out
and you are welcome
to do the same.
No, I want you to set it up.
Set it up.
I'm here to listen.
Thank you.
So Thor,
who's been away from Asgard
researching Infinity Stones
since Avengers Age of Ultron
has been captured
by a fire demon
named Searcher
Clancy Brown.
He tells Thor
that when he joins his crown
to the eternal flame in Odin's vault,
Asgard will soon be destroyed
according to a prophecy called Ragnarok.
He also tells him that Odin is no longer in charge of Asgard,
which happened at the end of Thor the Dark World,
but Thor has been unaware for years.
Thor calls Mjolnir and escapes,
taking Searcher's crown with him him and i didn't like the
whole spinning thing that was not funny for me and i was like is the whole fucking movie gonna
be like i like the spinning oh you did i the second time i was like i get it he's spinning
you know why i liked it because i went okay we're gonna have a little fun here
no like by the way that's a great open there i like that open for so many reasons because
it also is calling out like a convention of these movies like it isn't perfect and he and i think
they set the tone really great like yes he's super strong but he also is not like perfect you know
like him rotating around it's like he's uncomfortable i love that he gets to narrate his
whole beginning of the film by talking to that skeleton.
I think the first joke of the movie truly is like that skeleton's mouth dropping.
Yeah.
Oh, that did make me laugh.
Yeah.
That's a very Disney ride sort of thing.
Yes.
Pirates of the Caribbean vibes.
But then once he drops like that opening, I'm a big fan of like a kick-ass opening scene, like a James Bond, like pre-movie moment.
And you're like, oh, I know all of his powers.
I clearly understand that I'm dealing with someone who is very, like, it's that dumb thing.
Like, what, are they good at their job?
But like, you know, he is a very good warrior and you get to see him and then the story gets to start.
But it's such a fun, you, but it's such a fun,
you know,
it's such a, a fun moment.
It's what is it?
That Led Zeppelin song that comes in at the beginning.
I really liked that too.
I was like,
Oh great.
Like a good rock song.
Yeah.
Taking off this fight.
I,
it made me think I,
I did like guardians of the galaxy cause they had fun music too.
And it was kind of,
you know,
a little bit juxtaposed on what was happening.
I enjoyed that.
I will say I didn't like when they brought that song back at the end i felt like oh see i have the opportunity to do
another thing well see it was better on that fight than it was on the earlier fight but i don't know
i just felt like could have been a different song by the way we're talking about music i just want
to say that uh mark mothersbaugh did score the film and i think the same way with uh like dr
strange i think Danny Elfman
did Doctor Strange and the Multiverse
of Madness. This idea like,
I don't know, I think that that makes a big
difference too because Mark Mothersbaugh is
Devo and there's just a different
sensibility to a score when
you have somebody, again, who's not your traditional
like, John Williams. I love
John Williams. I'll see him every time he's at the Hollywood Bowl.
But it's going to just bring a different texture to these movies. I love John Williams. I'll see him every time he's at the Hollywood Bowl, but it's going to just bring
a different texture
to these movies.
Totally.
Totally.
I didn't know who
Mark Mothersbaugh was,
so I was looking him up.
He looks like a fun time.
Oh, yeah.
He was in Devo
and he did like a bunch
of Wes Anderson stuff.
Oh.
Wait, what's a Devo song?
I know the name
and I don't know.
Whip It.
Yes, Whip It.
Good.
And that is the only one.
He also
was on Yo Gabba Gabba and he was the
artist in residence on Yo Gabba Gabba.
You were on that too, weren't you, Paul? I was.
I loved it. I used to babysit and
watch that show a lot with Brian
Posehn's son, actually, when I was babysitting.
And I loved
that show so much and I was like, I would
love to be on that. That show was a blast
and that cast that made it, the people behind the scenes were so, like, they're just, they love making a kids show.
Like, they just love it.
And by the way, just so you know, he also composed the music for the Lego movie.
And he's a big, did a lot of, like, kids shows and video games.
Like, he's always working.
Wow.
Oh, and did the Rugrats theme.
Yeah.
Love that. Crash Bandicoot. He gets around. Oh, and did the Rugrats theme. Yeah. Love that.
Oh.
Crash Bandicoot.
He gets around.
Oh, yeah, he's there.
Okay, back to the plot.
Sorry.
When he attempts to return to Asgard, however, Hemondal does not respond.
His replacement is an Asgardian man named Scourge, Carl Urban, who's too busy showing
off to immediately notice.
Thor calling for the
Bifrost.
When Thor returns,
Scourge tells him that Hemondal is a traitor and on the run.
Thor goes to the palace and seemingly finds Odin watching a play about the
alleged death of Loki,
which happened at the end of Thor Dark World.
Loki is played by Matt Damon.
Oh,
and Luke,
Luke Hemsworth is Thor and Sam Neill as Odin.
That was, I thought that was funny. Yeah. Neill as Odin. That was,
I thought that was funny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Love that.
I mean,
I feel like already
I was just much more on board
because of the lightness of it.
The old one,
or the old one,
the first one felt like
heavy rings
and I was like,
oink, oink, oink.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This was much more interesting.
So Thor sees
through the king's deception,
forces Loki to drop
the charade
and reveal that he
has been ruling Asgard
but pretending to be
Odin for years
which is kind of funny
Thor orders for
Surtur's
is that what I'm saying
it's Surtur
Surtur's crown
to be delivered
yeah now I'm forgetting
how he said it
yeah it doesn't sound
right when you say it
it doesn't
it doesn't sound
alright when I say it
yeah
yeah that's a little
bit better
I think the accent really does sound Surtur say it. Yeah. Yeah. That's a little bit better.
I think the accent really does sound good.
Sotar's crown
to be delivered
to Odin's vault.
Loki assures Thor
that he left Odin
in a retirement home
on Earth
but when they get there
it's been demolished.
That made me laugh so hard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A fangirl who asks
for a selfie with Thor
mentions that he and Jane
have broken up.
So that was kind of cute.
They're on like a city street
and she's like
oh my god.
Where's Jane? But I mean the disrespect to Jane. I haven't seen Jane have broken up. So that was kind of cute. They're on like a city street and she's like, oh my God. But I mean,
the disrespect to Jane.
I haven't seen Jane since first Thor.
He came back to Earth.
Didn't find her.
Get ready, Nicole.
Did you get to see the trailer?
I saw the trailer.
She's Lady Thor
and I'm pretty jazzed about it.
But I gotta say,
again with these fucking wigs,
Marvel makes so much money.
Oh, I gotta see this.
Like just employ,
like employ a black woman to do these wigs.
I don't get it.
By the way, I'm going to say that Camille...
You were doing the wigs?
Well, no, Camille Friend is one of the wig people.
She's a black woman.
She did our hair for Black Monday
and did all Black Panther.
Black Panther looked great.
Yeah, so she is...
And I've worked with...
She is awesome.
Maybe not in all these projects. Maybe she has to go down to Australia. They got to get her all of them because Black Panther looked great. Yeah. So she is, and I've worked with, she is awesome. Maybe not in all, maybe not in all these projects.
Maybe she has to go down to Australia.
They got to get her in all of them because Black Panther looked great.
She's in Atlanta too much.
She's staying in Atlanta too much.
And, but yeah, she has done like some of the best wig work there.
Because they needed to get her on the new Doctor Strange because what's his name?
The friend who double crosses him at the end of the first Doctor Strange.
What's his name?
Wait.
Mordo.
Mordo.
Mordo's hair.
Mordo's fucking wig in this movie is so atrocious.
I couldn't.
I couldn't.
I screamed.
What is that?
It's weird.
I guess if you don't have enough time to sit for it, or I don't know, maybe people are
coming in for one day.
You're right.
There are some things every now and then that look janky. And I noticed watching this movie, the CGI
especially look janky. Like there are moments where they're standing in front of something
and can really see that it's not a three dimensional thing. There was a point where
his eye is ripped out and I can still see his eye. Yes. I was like, I see his eyeball. It's like,
let's just put a black black have him close it at least
like what's going on but do you like the fact that they cut thor's hair i did i did yes he looked
very handsome because that wig was getting a little raggedy and they didn't there was no moisture
left yeah it was very straw like they made it it's all the bit frost. You know, it drives you out. Yes. I know what that is.
Okay.
Is it my turn?
Yes.
Yeah.
We got to fucking fly through this.
Okay.
So Loki vanishes.
He finds a business card.
It says 177A Bleeker.
So he goes and he meets Doctor Strange.
They have a fun time drinking beer and moving around.
He falls down some stairs.
Thor explains that they're simply trying to find Odin and will leave as soon as he's retrieved.
Strange reveals that Odin is in Norwayway yeah i liked seeing dr strange thought that was fun
thought we'd get more of him but we didn't by the way what a great way to use him because again
this is beginning to show like i love when the characters meet each other and come in like yeah
they all exist in the same world and the way that that taika or however it was written where that he kept on fucking with him
and moving around
the apartment
or around the house
it was so fun
and it was so active
and it made a big
I mean for all
you screenwriters out there
made like a great
exposition scene
seem so
just alive
because
oh yeah you're right
it was just
it was an information scene
but it was fun
yeah
so Thor and Loki find Odin on a cliff where he is dying.
Odin gives them some personal closure, but makes a final confession.
Thor and Loki have an older sister named Hela, goddess of death,
who will be released from the prison he banished her to when he dies.
He then turns into energy and floats away.
That was sad.
It was very sad, but then also I was like this man has secrets yeah like uh fucking
loki's a little blue child and then gives him horns and treats him less than thor and then
there's a sister named hella who fucking she doesn't she's locked in a prison odin you're the
bad dad but have we seen her before am i confused not one time i remember those weird little horns
i know i know she was really crazy looking so thor blames loki for odin's death but there's
no time to argue it's hella right yeah yes hella kate blanchett who i had a lot of trouble at first
i thought it was j-lo but that was wrong emerges can you imagine first I thought it was J-Lo, but that was wrong. Wow. Can you imagine?
I really thought it was, and it was not.
So Cable and Chet emerges and demands that her brothers kneel to their queen.
They refuse.
She attacks, shattering Mjolnir with her bare hands.
Loki calls for the Bifrost, and Hela follows them, knocking them off the bridge in quick
secession.
So Hela arrives in Asgard,
murders Volstagg and Fandral
and recruits Scourge
as her right-hand man.
The Asgardian army,
led by Hogan,
assembles to stop Hela
from entering the kingdom.
Unbothered, Hela summons
an endless arsenal of swords
and spears,
which she uses to impale
the majority of the soldiers,
ending with Hogan.
She takes the throne
and destroys the royal mural
above it, revealing.
Also, I was like, why is the old one just here? Destroy all evidence of her. Anyway, reviewing
the true as the true way Asgard built its empire, war and conquest, not treaties and saviorism.
Hela then breaks into Odin's vault. And this was funny. She knocks over the fucking something that I think some man has later.
That glove, that gold glove.
What's it called?
It's Thanos' thing.
The gauntlet.
Yeah, the gauntlet.
The gauntlet or whatever.
So then she revives fallen Asgardian soldiers from her time along with her massive pet, the Fairness Wolf.
And that was scary.
That was very scary.
Love that. She appoints Scourge as her executioner, and I thought it was
so funny that he was just like, he never quite says
yes. He's just like, eh, I guess this
is my new job. Yeah, right.
She was like, you seem strong.
And he's like, okay. And he
had a mop in his hand, which I thought was pretty funny.
She was like, you know how to survive as
he's mopping. Yeah.
Yeah.
However, unbeknownst to them, Hemondal sneaks into the Bifrost and steals the sword used
to control the bridge.
Okay.
Look, meanwhile, Thor lands on a planet called Sakaar.
He fights off scavengers, but is ultimately captured by Valkyrie, Tessa Thompson, a drunken
badass.
I don't know if I'd say a drunken badass.
She's a fall-down drunk, but then can suddenly do things.
And I was like, what is this?
I know. I didn't get the intro.
It was a little cartoony for me.
She walks off the ship, and then she's like,
and then she falls off the side.
But then I feel like she wasn't drunk again.
Exactly.
I was like, if you're playing drunk,
I think it would have been funnier for her to slide down that slide.
Yeah, like, wee!
Yeah, and then be like, oopsies. for her to slide down that slide. Yeah. We. Yeah.
And then be like, oopsies.
And then I'm meant to walk down that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like there are like this is where I kind of feel like Taika lets people do some bits and you need a joke there.
And it doesn't necessarily like make sense if you're really unpacking it.
But at the same time, like in in the movie it's like a nice
oh we laughed let's get back into it again like you need those like moments sometimes and sometimes
i think that that's you want to get you need like you need a little take you out of the seriousness
or the the heaviness it's a big giant ass battle it's a lot of people are dying yeah well i guess
i just missed like some swagger when she in between the drinking right like i felt
like a good example is like uh hans hans and fucking star hanzolo what the fuck is hans solo
uh-huh he's like he's got like a swagger to him like i didn't feel like she had a swagger in
between her guzzling booze so i was like so you guzzle and then you're supposed to be drunk, but like, where is,
where's the,
the,
the,
why are you drunk?
Like,
is it fun for you
or does it make you even?
Right.
Yeah.
So he awakens
to a holographic presentation
about Sakaar
and the Grandmaster,
Jeff Goldblum.
Oh,
so funny.
Who's great.
And the ruler of the planet
and the host
of the glad,
gladiatorial contest
of champions the grandmaster
states that thor will earn his freedom should he be the victor thor discovers loki who arrived on
sakara weeks before thor has befriended the grandmaster so he has to go like fight in a ring
yes to the death uh-huh yes uh before the match thor meets korg taika watiti did i say his name
right yeah kawatiti an exiled resistance fighter and his friend, Meek.
His hair is buzzed off as he prepares to fight the champion.
Though none who have faced him have survived,
Thor also discovers that Valkyrie is Asgardian.
He asks her to help him escape to save their home,
but she's like, nah, bitch, I'm a drink.
So Thor enters the arena and the Grandmaster's champion
turns out to be Hulk
who has been MIA
since Age of Ultron
not that we noticed
and Thor attempts
to talk him down
but his efforts fail
so he's like
big guy
sun's coming down
that made me laugh
so hard
yeah I know
I was like
I got confused
for a second
that I
that I
had like made up
that they already said that
I was like
wait we've talked about this and then then I was like, oh yeah,
it's like the creepy thing you have to say to him.
And then he has a vision of Odin which causes his
lightning powers to surge even though he no
longer has Mjolnir. And the
Grandmaster is spooked by this and
ends the fight. Thor wakes up
in Hulk's quarters. Hulk can speak a little
now. Refuses to return to Earth.
But a recording of Natasha on the Quinjet
that Hulk flew to Sakaar
causes him to transform back into Bruce Banner,
who does not know where he,
uh,
where he is or how long he's been hulked out.
So you're right.
This is a very long control.
This is a very long,
he becomes a Hulk.
Yeah.
He may not turn back.
The grandmaster orders Valkyrie and Loki to track down,
uh,
Thor and banner.
They talk about how Valkyrie's sister warriors were slaughtered by
Hella,
uh, millennia ago.
She explains why she's depressed
and unwilling to help.
I love-
And it's kind of a cute thing with Hulk's apartment.
Apartment, I don't know.
Wherever he lives.
It was like a little, his enclosure,
that was kind of decorated to please him, I guess.
It was like red and white stripes.
He like slept in a skull,
and that was funny to me.
Yeah.
Kind of cute, but uh you know then thor
has to get out of there so but i really loved how mark ruffalo really grounds thor when he turns
back he's like i don't know where i am how long have i been like this he's like i don't understand
like i feel like he's so quiet and i love that was like, I'm on a planet designed to give me anxiety.
I thought that was really funny
because it is like very colorful.
And if I woke up there, I'd be like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
I thought that was really funny.
Yeah.
So we'll zip through this.
Heimdall appears in a vision to Thor
and tells him that he's leading a resistance on Asgard
and that Thor needs to go through the largest portal
in the Sakaar sky.
And they break Korg and Meek out so they can begin a slave revolt as a distraction
while the newly formed revengers Thor, Valkyrie, Bruce, and Loki steal the Grandmaster's personal
ship. On Asgard, Scourge has civilians rounded up to demand the location of the Bifrost Sword.
They give up Hemondal's location rather than let Hela kill more innocent Asgardians. Hela and Scourge go to the cave where Hemendal and the refugees have been hiding.
Wait, this was nice because Hemendal is Idris Elba, right?
Yes.
I thought he was dead.
Well, that's the thought is that he's a traitor.
He left.
We don't know.
And actually, he is truly trying to help everybody. Like like he's an ally that we don't know he's
that that's a part of the twist his eyes are so cool they're so beautiful i love him yeah so loki
attempts to betray thor to the grandmaster but thor is one step ahead of him for once and stuns
him after thor leaves korg arrives with his rebellion and they take loki to asgard thor
valkyrie and bruce arrive first thor calls Hela back to the throne room to fight.
Bruce and Valkyrie and Heimdall fight Hela's undead army and in front by the enormous Fenris.
And they're attacked by Fenris, right?
To help the civilians escape.
Bruce transforms into the Hulk to fight Fenris as Loki arrives with the rebels.
And that was kind of a funny moment where he goes like, watching this.
And he flies down
and just slaps into the fucking bridge.
Yeah, that made me laugh really hard.
I liked that.
And I thought he was actually about to be dead.
But then he, of course, becomes Hulk.
Hela strikes Thor across the face,
cutting his right eye.
He has another vision of-
Which was pretty harsh.
That was great.
She literally sliced his eye out.
She sliced it.
Yeah.
But you know what?
You need something big like that because he's an undefeatable character.
Like we've seen him fight so many times.
Like we need to see this character get hurt.
You can't kill him, obviously.
But I thought it was a great way to show that he is vulnerable.
Like truly.
And so does he have an eye patch going forward?
Well, you'll see.
But yes, for some of it.
Maybe he'll lighten a new eye.
By the way, based on some of the things you've said
and characters that you've mentioned so far,
you're going to love how he gets an eye.
Oh, great.
Do we find out?
Okay.
So his girlfriend puts it in.
Ooh, is it sexy?
It's not sexy.
It's good.
It's fun.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Um,
so he has another vision of his father.
He tells him Asgard is not a place.
Even you guys are getting tired reading this.
Yes.
Okay.
Um,
so it's good to remember.
Um,
Thor and Loki realized the only way to destroy Hela is by,
uh, having that big fireman come
so then Soltors reborn
and then he knocks her off a bridge
she's killed and then
Hulk's like me fight fire demon
they're like no Hulk no and then the
heroes escape
on the bridge onto the ship
they're going to earth
which is weird because
Loki's not supposed to be on Earth, right?
They said something about that, but Loki's like, is it a good idea?
And then right when that happens, this is in like a post or mid-credits scene, a big ship appears in front of them.
And I didn't know who that was.
this is at this moment when you saw this in the theater this is the uh the the snowball that is starting the end game of the two giant uh the two like the culmination of the 10 years
of marvel like those two movies that went back to back with each other uh which is uh well why
am i forgetting the name of them? Infinity War is the first one.
Infinity War. And what's the next one?
Endgame.
There it is. So this is
the first scene
of that movie.
And who is that big old ship?
You're going to figure it out.
You're going to find out.
But you knew. In theaters, you knew who it was?
There was
an idea.
Uh, so, hmm.
I don't know.
Like you knew that I thought they say who they're working for, but if they don't, I'll
just say it here because why not?
Uh, they are, they are working for Thanos.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We haven't seen Thanos in a minute.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which is like so wild.
So he's just like been in the dark gathering stuff. Gathering, working, minute. Yeah. Yeah. Which is like so wild. So he's just like been in the dark gathering stuff.
Gathering, working, working.
Yeah.
And he's in post credit scenes so often that if like if something's happening in a post
credit scene, like it's probably going to pay off.
And then the second post credit scene is my favorite post credit.
Yeah.
And that's where like this ship gets, you know, whatever, like fucking Jeff Goldblum
comes out and he's like, um, we tied.
Right. Everyone still likes me here here that made me laugh so hard he's like can I scat a little bit for you I love
I love that he like plays the piano in one of his part like when they were bringing him through like
the when he's in that chair as they're presenting their entire world like he's kind of like behind
like a like it looks like he's DJing or playing the piano it's it's a it's such a great role for
him it is he's super funny and I like his makeup he has like a blue stripe on his lip looks like he's DJing or playing the piano. It's such a great role for him. It is. He's super funny and I like his makeup.
He has like a blue stripe on his lip.
And then he's got blue nail polish.
I love that.
And yeah, I mean, I think one thing if you're someone who's like, should I watch this movie?
I would actually say go watch this one if you have, you know, if you don't care at all,
because it's really funny.
Like describing the plot does not show any of the jokes, but they actually are what make
it good. The plot I found to be the least important part of this one like i was just like
it's funny and cute the people in it are so funny um what's her name rachel rachel house who plays
topaz um is so funny without even trying i love her so much um she plays, what's his name, right-hand lady or person.
Yes.
And she, I believe, is a New Zealand actress that Taika knew
and just lets her kill in every scene.
Crash is so funny.
Yeah.
It's funny because I also remembered Valkyrie as being a little sterner but she's
I love like I love Valkyrie's
arc in this and I love I
just I think that there's some really great characters
like again like Cate Blanchett is
amazing this is a movie that also I think
focuses more on female
leads without it also
being like hey hey look at
like just sort of like no the story just naturally
just fits that world which I thought was actually well done.
Not it didn't feel like performative.
And just a question.
It says Matt Damon was uncredited.
And it's like, why is that?
Just to not spoil it or something?
Like, why would it be uncredited?
A lot of the times I think that they do that for a couple of reasons.
One, not to spoil it.
But then also, I think if you are in a movie, it's about pay, right?
Yeah, because it's like, it's sort of like, oh, well, you got paid only this much to do a Marvel movie.
It's like, well, I wasn't actually in that Marvel movie.
Like, you know, it's like the difference between like a favor and...
It's a loophole.
Yeah, it's a little. I think that that's part of it.
That makes sense.
All right. Well, this movie was not nominated for any major awards,
but it did win an NAACP Image Award for Outstanding Supporting Actor for Idris Elba.
Oh, yes. I love that. I love my Idris.
It did well among credits, holding a 93 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
And Richard Roper of the Chicago Sun-Times gave it 3.5 stars out of 4, calling the performances of the ensemble cast outstanding.
And YTD's direction goofy and campy and marvelously self-referential.
The film earned $650.1 million globally,
surpassing the total grosses for the first two Thor movies
by the end of its third weekend.
Yeah, I buy that.
I buy it too.
Let's take a quick break and we'll be back with a little bit of trivia.
And we're back.
Director Taika Waititi his name is very fun to say.
It is fun. He said in an interview with MTV News
I would say we improvised probably 80% of the film
Or ad-libbed and threw in stuff
Now that's cool
That is very cool
Wow, it's the first movie he directed that's not also written by him
That is crazy
So they were improvising
Like there's like a joke at the end when he's holding Meek
Or whatever
He died but i didn't
want to leave him and i felt bad he's like oh he's alive that made me laugh so hard it was really
good i'm like that does feel improvised and then i think that that's like the benefit of having like
a really strong plot because then it doesn't make a difference like you know where we know
emotionally what we have to do we have to go like i mean the movie is really simple it's like thor comes back from an adventure the home world is taken over by
his brother they go to find his father he gets sucked to this planet he's got a battle to get
off of he comes back the planets in disrepair and they have to defeat the bad guy right like that
like that like that it's a very simple plot so even though we spent about 20 minutes, like the actual story,
but then you allow,
you allow all these jokes to go in there.
And it's like, I think it makes the movie feel so much lighter.
And this,
I think Thor has felt so heavy and like,
and it's like,
Oh,
cause it's space.
And it's this,
you know,
we're trying to create gods and warriors and they feel not like that.
Like,
and I think that that,
like as a reader of the comics,
like Jason Aaron wrote Thor for Marvel marvel comics and he brought that he also has that energy where it's like this should be fun it shouldn't be like homework we're not really like you know i think
that like game of thrones not that that needed more jokes but sometimes you can keep yourself
so seriously that you're like okay you know just like it it, you know, we want to have fun. Eat the popcorn. Have a good time. Yeah, for sure.
Here is more trivia.
Thompson pitched to Watiti to make Valkyrie bisexual based on an illustration in the comic books that shows her kissing anthropologist Annabelle Riggs.
She convinced Watiti to shoot a glimpse of a woman walking out of Valkyrie's bedroom in one scene.
He kept it in the film for as long as he could.
Eventually, the bit had
to be cut because it distracted from the scenes
a vital exposition.
I got that she was bisexual from
the battle where she was like
holding focus with a woman.
Oh, I don't know if I caught that, but
I feel like it would have been
like would it have distracted me that much to have
someone walk out of her bedroom? I don't think so. I think I would
have just been like, I'm more interested in this.
I think we would have been like, what were they doing in my bedroom?
And what happened over there?
Were kisses happening?
Do you feel like it's that cheat?
Because I think Marvel has gotten a lot of slammed,
like has been slammed for like alluding to character sexuality
without ever actually embracing it, right?
So it is someone leaving a room it is
someone saying like in um in infinity war like or an end game like i'm gay like it's but it's not
like it's not often until like i think the eternals it's really like put on display it's kind of just
like in the background a little bit who's gay in end game well i mean the whole crazy thing about
that is they make a big thing.
Like, we're introducing the first truly gay character in the Marvel Universe.
And it's just a character, I believe, played by Joe Russo in the therapy scene.
Like, they're in a group therapy scene.
And he's just a side character who's like, I'm gay.
Wow.
Wow. Yay. they really have representation like he's just a guy i'm like i'm gay well now
i also don't know if that's like that if that's like disney going like we're gonna promote this
and like the rusa brothers like we this is not what we tried to do here we just tried to make
it normal but because they put so much energy on it they it it felt like odd it was like yeah that's what
you're talking about okay um also wait when is stan lee in this i remember his moment he cuts
his hair so what i thought was really funny seeing him was that he his character has a wedding ring
on but he's like in this other world or whatever they also use gold wedding bands i was just like
well they woke him up and they're like film your scene oh my god this is about the song so led
zeppelin's immigrant song appears in both the film and the trailer and the lyrics specifically
mention norse mythology and the hammer of the gods it's used it's used in the film it's a big
deal because led zeppelin rarely license licenses out their music and ytd had used the song in his sizzle
reel for the project which which left a big impression on kevin feige but uh mark mother's
bow had asked led zeppelin for permission to re-record the song with a 100 piece orchestra
for the movie which the band flatly refused okay wow first of all i will say i appreciate it more
that it was used twice,
considering what a big deal that is.
And secondly, I wish that he had been able to use an orchestra.
That would have been so cool.
Me too.
That would have answered your question
because I think that that second battle scene
would have been epic.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
During the world premiere,
Mark Ruffalo was live streaming from his Instagram
and forgot to end it,
so he accidentally filmed the first 10 minutes of the movie in his pocket.
So it was in his pocket during the premiere and people could hear the first 10 minutes.
So you couldn't see anything, but it was like live streaming the movie.
But see, I don't know if that's better or worse than like, what if you went to the bathroom
and was like pooping?
Like it's like, that's kind of like, I'd rather spoil the movie and get in trouble than like have done something really embarrassing.
Or just be like, oh, my God, I fucking hate Taika.
But yeah, I think this movie is like legitimately fun and it goes by so quick.
And I think also the thing that I love about this and James Gunn did this as well, like, it's colorful.
Like, this movie is,
it pops in a way, like, it makes
you enjoy the other
worlds. Like, we've got a fire planet, then
we're on the Sakaar. Like,
everything in Sakaar is like
that retro Disney future where
it's like, it looks timeless, but
it's also like, it's a little bit 60s, but
it's also futuristic.
I just love, it goes down to even Jeff Goldblum's,
you know, blue lip.
Like it just, things don't look dark and dire.
And I think that's the thing that oftentimes
when you get into these big superhero movies,
like to make it serious, things look so muted.
And that's not a Marvel problem,
but that's more of just like a DC thing.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Oh. Did we read the last bit that Hela,
Cate Blanchett's character.
She was the first female main villain
in a Marvel Cinematic Universe movie.
Breaking that glass ceiling.
Yes, queen.
We love that for her.
Yes, queen.
For us as women.
Okay, our segment,
is Chris in this? Is Chris in this film?
A big Chris is in this film. It's Chris Hemsworth.
Paul, is there any other
Chris, Christine, or Kristen that you wish
was in this film?
Maybe I would like to see
this Kristen Milati. Does she count?
That counts, yes.
I would like to have seen...
I think that she could have played the
Cate Blanchett part, potentially. I don't know. I would like to see maybe. Yeah, I would like to. I think that she could have played the Cate Blanchett part potentially.
I don't know.
I would like to see maybe Chris Kattan maybe as the executioner.
Maybe I would like to see Chrissy Everett, tennis star.
Maybe she has some sort of like a Thor based tennis racket.
You know, people like that, you know, maybe, you know, I, I,
I'm all,
I'm all for Chris Rock in here.
Maybe,
you know,
that could,
could have been great.
Oh,
you know,
all the Chris's,
you know,
I like to get a lot of different Chris's,
you know,
and you know,
Chris's with a K,
Chris's with a C.
I'll go back and forth.
I love it.
How about Kim Kardashian's ex,
Chris Humphries?
Oh,
I love it.
And we have,
we have seen with,
with Chris Jenner.
Chris Jenner.
Chris Jenner,
you could put her
in that Cate Blanchett makeup.
That's a good costume
for her on Halloween.
Oh, that would be good.
It would be sort of
like Maleficent sort of vibes.
Yes.
Yeah, that'd be great.
I like it.
I'm all on board.
And then our next segment
is a kiss in this.
Was there a kiss in this film?
Was there a kiss?
I don't think there was.
I don't think there is.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
They don't focus enough
on sex to be honest
well I mean
but isn't that a good thing
though too
because
because you're
complaining about Jane
right like that
Jane's not back
like so instead of
just having like
Jane be there
for a romantic lead
this movie is so confident
in its story
like we don't need
a romantic lead
no that's true
we don't need
like we don't need
to make Valkyrie
like and him
have a relationship.
We can kind of play within other things.
I actually think the most endearing relationship is with, is it Krog, the guy he's in prison with?
Mm-hmm.
That character and Thor, they have a really sweet relationship.
Yeah.
And the Hulk and him.
I think there's a lot of really good relationships that show, you know, good boundaries and respect.
You're right.
I like that.
Well, it's time for our segment.
Good boundaries and respect.
Five-step industries.
This is where we read listener reviews.
Newcomers listener reviews.
So we got five stars from Sassy Irish Lassie.
And she said, my husband hates it, and I love that.
I've been listening since the Star Wars season.
My husband, a big Star Wars and Marvel fan, can't stand
they don't understand the plot or don't like one of the movies.
It's so hilarious to me that it bothers him so much.
Five stars!
So that was actually a way to get your negative review read,
was to give us five stars, yet still put in bad stuff.
So that was actually interesting.
Thank you so much.
Very smart.
So this season,
in addition to Apple reviews
of newcomers,
we're also revealing reviews
from Letterboxd
and then giving the film
a one sentence review ourselves
with a star rating.
And if you don't know what that is,
Letterboxd is a social platform
where people can write reviews
of films.
I love it.
You like Letterboxd.
It feels like you would be
big on there. I love it. I love it. I don't get into writing reviews. I love it. You like Letterboxd. It feels like you would be big on there.
I love it.
I love it.
I don't get into
writing reviews.
I just say
what I like doing is
tracking the movies
that I'm watching
but then also seeing
what my friends are watching
because then I know
that oh that's maybe
something I should check out.
Oh okay.
Do I need a whole new
platform to get addicted to?
I don't know.
No here's the thing.
You won't get addicted to it
because you will only
open it up like oh I'm looking for something to watch you will only open it up like, oh, I'm
looking for something to watch.
And boom, you open it up and you see what your friends are watching.
Okay, cool.
Well, this is a Letterboxd review from
Audrey?
Audrey? Audrey.
I can't believe someone deadass had to
sit and animate Hulk's bare ass.
We didn't even talk about Hulk's ass.
Hulk's ass was fantastic. Hulk had a's bare ass. We didn't even talk about Hulk's ass. You're right. Hulk's ass was fantastic.
It was nice. Hulk had a fantastic
big ass. Does squats.
Now, I did get scared thinking about
his dick or whatever was happening in the front
because I was very excited.
Well, because I thought, are we going to
get some idea of what's going
on?
This is the problem with Hulk, right?
At the end of the day,
it's tricky with Hulk because you know i mean this is the problem with hulk right this is we i mean at the end of the day it's tricky with hulk because you know he's gotta have a giant penis like yeah and i would i would argue it'd be coming out of those shorts yeah i would argue the same
yeah it was um really crazy uh i thought i was glad they showed the butt i thought that was
pretty fun and then he's in a towel, which I also thought was funny.
He's pretty domesticated,
you know? Yeah.
He seems very chill on
this planet. Because before
Hulk couldn't, he didn't say very much and just
Hulk smash. But now he's like
Hulk feel.
This is
a four star review from Dante.
I have been falling for 30 minutes.
I thought that was funny too.
That part where the guy was falling when Loki was falling in the sky.
Yes,
yes,
yes,
yes.
So Paul,
what is your one sentence review you would give this film and star rating?
I'll write it.
Marvel's first superhero comedy.
Four stars.
Ooh, Lauren, I stars. Ooh, Lauren.
I would say funniest Marvel movie so far.
I laughed my little ass off.
Four stars.
I'm going to give it, I think, four and a half, maybe five stars.
Ooh, fun, bright colors.
Ha, ha, ha, tee, hee, hee.
Good, funny time.
We loved this one. Yeah, fun bright colors. Ha ha ha. Tee hee hee. Good funny time. We loved this one. I'm so surprised.
Yeah, I really liked it. I didn't know what to expect.
Well, if you would like to write a review on Apple
Podcasts, we would appreciate it. We'll be picking one
five-star review to read on the next episode
and also rate us on Spotify and go rate it on
Letterboxd for your own fun.
We're not going to read what you wrote, but that's
just for you to enjoy.
Paul, do you have anything you would like to plug?
You know, I want to take you both down a journey at one point.
I know that you have many more of these episodes to do,
but I would love to see, if you like this,
one of my soft spots in superhero movies,
and it's very controversial, I think,
is I love Aquaman the jason momoa movie
because it is like this in its insanity but it's not as funny but jason momoa is quite good but
there's a at one point there is an octopus playing drums oh i saw it on a plane about that yes yeah
and there's something like fun and crazy about this underwater world.
No, that's amazing.
This is another thing where people are going to be shocked by how dumb I am,
but I watched all of Entourage,
and they did a whole thing with Aquaman on that,
and I thought it was a made-up superhero for the character to do in the show.
And then when the Aquaman movie came out, I was like,
is that from Entourage? I understood quickly, but I was surprised that I didn't get that at the show. And then when the Aquaman movie came out, I was like, is that from Entourage?
I understood quickly,
but I was surprised
that I didn't get that at the beginning.
I love that.
Yeah.
That's so funny.
I love that one.
I will say that
if people like this kind of conversation,
Amy Nicholson and I do a podcast
called Unspooled
where we talk about good movies
and we're in the middle of our animation
and we actually are going to be talking about
Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse.
It's our first Marvel movie that we've ever done on the show.
Which I've heard is really good.
I've seen it.
It's really cool.
It is good.
Yes, it's very, very good.
Oh, that's great.
Well, everyone should listen to that and all of your other great shows.
Mm-hmm.
And thank you so much for being here.
It was very fun talking to you.
I was thrilled.
I loved it.
Oh, thank you.
I think this is so much.
I know that from me watching it, thank you for giving me such a good one,
but also so much more fun than re-watching Lord of the Rings, which I liked.
But also, this is what I'm talking about.
Let's get some more fun in these.
Let's enjoy these.
These should be good watches.
I agree.
Yeah.
No offense to L-O-G-R-R.
No, full offense.
If I never had to ever see anything from Lord of the Rings again, I would die a better person.
Okay, well, we're going to be back next week with Black Panther.
So we'll see you then.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Goodbye. Thank you. That was a Hidgum Original.