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Adam Curry, John C. DeVore.
It's Thursday, February 15, 2024.
This is your award-winning Give Our Nation Media Assassination episode 1634.
This is no agenda.
Ready to serve and broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas little country
here in FEMA region number six.
In the morning, everybody.
I'm Adam Curry.
And from northern Silicon Valley,
where we've noticed a lot of people with kind of smudges on their forehead.
What's going on? I'm John C. Dvorak.
It's Crackpot and Buzzkill.
In the morning.
Well, you as the lapsed Catholic of all people would know exactly what's going on.
I know exactly what's going on.
Yeah.
It's a very weird form of virtue signaling.
It's Lent, baby.
It's Lent.
So yesterday was Ash Wednesday.
Yes. And the most religious of the Catholics get a smudge put on their forehead as a part of a ceremony.
Isn't it a cross?
Isn't it the Ash Cross?
Kind of.
But if you take a look at what Laura Frau Ingraham had on hers, it was just like a big thumbprint.
Yeah, that's what they're into, man. That's cool.
Well, yeah, if it wasn't for the fact that they seem to be worshiping an anti-pope, but okay, I'll let that slide.
Well, it goes along perfectly with Taylor Swift's friend, Ice Spice.
Did you see that?
Oh, well, tell me about this.
I have no idea.
I don't keep up with this sort of gossip.
Oh, man.
Pray for Taylor Swift, everybody.
She is surrounded by the devil.
Oh, I can't believe you missed it.
You can't? No. Really? You can't believe I missed it they uh you can't no you can't believe i missed the taylor
swift update didn't you did were you not watching the game they cut away to taylor swift and she's
got this um she's got this friend who i've never heard of this woman ice spice i guess one of the
upside down uh evil spice girls not a spice girl but ice spice and uh and she sees herself on the down evil Spice Girls. Not a Spice Girl, but Ice Spice.
And she sees herself on the big screen that all of a sudden starts doing devil horns
with her hands, but she has her thumb
and her two middle fingers together,
so it looks exactly like a devil's head.
And she's going, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
I mean, CBS should be ashamed of themselves.
I mean, they should have taken that out.
They should have cut it out.
That was bad.
It was real bad.
I missed it.
I actually didn't watch much of the game.
Oh, I watched all of it up until...
The end.
The end. The only the end. The end.
The only good part.
The end.
Yeah, it was kind of the good part at the end.
Oh, man.
Well, we weren't right.
I certainly wasn't right about what happened.
It was a good game, though.
Why didn't you watch it?
Well, thinking back on it,
thinking back on it,
we have to reevaluate the decision,
especially yours, that you made,
because you're pretty good at this, and you missed it completely. I did. Well, I mean, it's one or the other, that you make, because you're pretty good at this and you missed it completely.
I did.
Well, I mean, it's one or the other.
It's binary, so you're going to miss it or you're not going to miss it.
I think that what we overlooked was the fact that this Taylor Swift gimmick for the NFL had to be rewarded at the end for doing a good job, pat on the back.
Yeah.
And so they had to win to get, and now the op is over.
She's going to go off and do whatever she does.
And everybody's happy except the 49ers.
I'm not so sure the op is over.
And first, before we even get to that,
I want to say that they were so smug and happy that I got it wrong
that they had to shove it in my face.
With the touchdown pass, Mahomes ends up with 333 yards.
Why is that significant?
This stadium's address is 3-3-3-3, Al Davis Way.
He's never lost in this building.
And they win it by three on this touchdown throw.
By three.
Yeah, baby.
I hear you.
Hold on.
Yeah, they got me.
Yeah, 3-3-3.
There were so many threes involved there at the very
end. They got me. They got me. Yeah, winning by
three, the whole thing. But you tweeted
something out. You slashed an
X about Travis
Kelsey's movie. Is it called a slash now is that
what they're calling i've made that up myself you slash no because i heard it earlier oh because i
made it up but that's why i heard it i heard it in the pre-show okay you made it up yeah you
slide you slash an ex okay like they should take that from me it's a good idea they should take it
from you the way they didn't take all our other jingles, but go on. So what did I slash?
You slashed about
Travis Kelsey's
movie
that he's producing,
which is a climate change movie.
Like this guy's gonna
produce anything. Okay.
Alright.
That's pretty good.
He's the big producer of the new climate change movie.
But this is the op.
Taylor Swift's private jet travel is making headlines.
She's been accused of generating 138 tons of CO2 in three months,
equivalent to 12,622 gallons of jet fuel.
Sustainability marketing firm Yard found that Swift, in 2022 alone,
released 7,000 tons of CO2 using her private jet.
The emissions matched those of more than a thousand homes in the same year.
A spokesperson rejected the numbers as blatantly inaccurate and says the singer
hopes to shake it off through carbon offset.
Carbon offsets,
carbon credits,
carbon credits. Carbon credits.
The use of the term shake it off.
Well, yeah, I know that made you step on the carbon credits bit.
Well, it's beside the point.
You know, these kinds of joke reporting is getting on my nerves.
Well, I think, unfortunately uh taylor and travis it's all downhill from here
uh you watch this is what the media does i'm already seeing the photos
she looks unhappy and then the questioning the hug was the hug a real love hug oh you didn't
hear the questioning the hug no i yeah okay let. Let's go to a quick premise here.
Okay.
I have not followed any of these things that you're reporting on.
And by the way, if you were not following them and I was reporting on them, you'd be giving me grief at this point to an extreme.
And I'm not going to give you any grief.
And this is what I'm doing right now is not grief.
Okay.
I want to know.
You really want to know.
Well, I might as well, since you know, and you're going to, I don't want you to have the upper hand.
Yeah, I thought it was, I don't know if you saw the very end, but a really, really moving scene when Kelsey and.
A really move.
I was moved to tears.
No, you're wrong.
You misinterpreted.
You said really, really.
Really, really moving.
So moving. I remember Swift met up on the, really. Really, really moving. So moving.
Taylor Swift met up on the field afterwards. It was really beautiful, I thought.
I could have done without his rendition of Viva Las Vegas.
Other than that, it was very, yes, very.
Clearly, for those who are cynical, for those who think that this is just another product of Taylor Swift's plan for world domination,
that she sees this as, you know, she has a very colorful dating history.
And he's obviously a superhero.
There are those who are cynical.
I say, look at the love on display here.
And I will say this too, Pablo Torre.
The love on display feels very real.
And I will say whether you are a cynic or whether you believe in the romantic side of this, the prospect of the Kansas
City Chiefs now teed up for the
three-peat. Anybody
who's a hater of Taylor Swift
is going to be dealing with this for another year,
baby. It's going to be Kelsey
Swift Mahomes for
a year, until next time next year.
I just want to thank, at the very end,
John has inspired me. I want to just thank
President Biden for the PSYOP.
Just an amazing rigged script in coordination with Pfizer.
He rigged it perfectly.
This was an all-time, just a masterful, a masterful PSYOP by President Biden.
Really impressive.
Well, okay.
What hurt me, what really hurt me deeply because i knew him
is who promise no i'm going to get i'm going to get to my payoff in a moment uh is pfizer's
blatant abuse of freddie mercury and queen's song for their ad about science yeah that's horrible i don't know anything about
this either oh they had a commercial bill it was a i'm gonna be a superstar shooting for the
that song uh and and it's just horrible you know freddie's dead and then everyone else gets the
right yeah well don't you think that's appropriate?
Appropriate for what?
That he's dead?
Pfizer's shot.
Freddie's dead.
Yeah, good point.
Add it up. Two and two.
Put two and two together.
They're trying to send a message.
It's a message, people.
And so they're going after cancer next.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is the TAM, Pfizer? what's your total addressable market you may
have created good job good job but that was nothing everything was overshadowed and stopped
dead in its tracks we don't have to talk about the president being senile we don't have to talk about
tucker carl's interview with vladimir? No, because we've got space wars.
Breaking news.
Russian nukes in space.
Russian nukes in space, everybody.
Nukes in space.
Multiple sources are telling CNN tonight
that the U.S. has new intelligence
on Russia's efforts to deploy
a nuclear anti-satellite system in space.
In space.
So this actually comes
after the House Intelligence Committee Chair Mike
Turner today raised the alarm. He announced
he's made information concerning a
quote, serious national security
threat available to all members
of Congress to review.
Now keep in mind, if nukes were launched to the U.S.
from space, they would be undetectable.
And this news gives ominous context to the
fact that one of Putin's mouthpieces floated
this very idea on Russian state television nine months ago, as found by Russian media analyst Julia Davis.
I think it's time to turn up the heat.
We understand that all drones and everything else work for Americans only while Starlink exists.
So if we carefully launch our nukes in space
there will be no starlink left so this is hold on hold on yes get ready for this nukes in space
thank you yeah we got that one yes uh so this this is obviously intended to get everyone talking about nukes in space
and forget everything else you've ever heard about the president, about what's going on.
Please, nobody look at Jon Stewart's two-side-ism.
Oh, my God, he's getting so burned.
Jon Stewart comes back to The Daily Show.
Yeah, I watched the entire episode.
I watched it as well.
I didn't think it was that different
than anything he did in the past i thought it was oh exactly it was but he was i didn't get a quick
review all right except for the stupid beard it's got which makes him look like a like a drunk um
it was i think he brought back the old team of writers. Yes, it was classic.
It was structured just like nine years ago.
It's kind of old-fashioned in that regard.
It was much better than what he was trying to do on Apple,
and obviously better than his movie career.
And it was done well, and it had everything going on.
It ran overtime for some reason.
I can't figure that
part out. But what happened with the interview, the interview with Bedos, that woman, and but it
was it was a classic. I would say if he if he dropped the last nine years and put him right
back on the air and shaved him, maybe dyed his hair, you wouldn't know that anything changed. All right. So what changed, of course, is the audience.
And there's a subtle psychological message in The Daily Show.
I don't know if you saw it.
The Daily Show is now using an acronym in their logo.
Did you see the acronym?
I did not.
For The Daily Show, it's the logo tds yeah trump
derangement syndrome it's obvious it's funny and and and good catch and the x is full of
i don't like john stewart's two-sidedism. That's not cool, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What? Now where are you
getting this from?
The reviews of the trades
seem to all be fine. I'm not talking about the trades.
I'm talking about the TDS.
He did not slam Trump hard
enough. He slammed him
pretty good. No, because it was
two-sidedism. He also
slammed Biden. That's a no-no the audience
has changed john stewart doesn't realize this people hate him now it's and by the way we both
know that he's secretly conservative we've talked about this for years
yeah yeah he's a secret old-fashioned conservative yeah yeah he's not a trump guy that's for sure
but no but he's a conservative and he was slamming on biden you can't slam on biden when the message
is the president is sharp that's i love this president sharp stuff it was a good it was a
good little supercut but But forget about that.
Back to nukes in space.
Yeah, Kira, what we were being told at this hour, two sources confirmed to ABC News that the deliberations on Capitol Hill have to do with nuclear weapons in space.
Russia wanting to do that.
This is not to drop a nuclear weapon, but rather to possibly use it against satellites.
We have one person telling us it is very concerning,
very sensitive.
This is a big deal.
It's not a big deal.
This has been known for years.
Even the speaker of the house,
Johnson comes out and says,
this is not a big deal.
What are y'all talking about?
Mike Johnson,
get it together,
brother.
This is about covering everything up.
We've got to have a new,
new,
new thing to talk about. That was ABC. Yeah, no, that's what This is about covering everything up. We've got to have a new, new, new thing to talk about.
That was ABC.
Yeah, no, that's what it is.
There's nothing, nothing.
There's another element that you're kind of overlooking completely.
You mean the space race?
No, the fact that where did this come, where did this even begin?
It began out of the guys, the head of the intelligence committee.
He's the one who made the announcement saying, oh, and it it should all be it's all part of getting more money to ukraine i'm i'm completely you jumped ahead of my analysis
but that's okay i'll skip all the clips you know if you'd speed it up it would help let's go to
france 24 this all started early on wednesday when the house intelligence committee chairman
tweeted warning of quote serious national security threats. Now, that intel,
it was then found out, had been made available to Congress people in Congress to look over in a
highly compartmentalized and secure facility. It is highly compartmented information,
and more details emerge later. Ultimately, it centers around a space-based nuclear weapon
designed by Russia, which is meant to target satellites in space.
Now, those are satellites that could be used for civilian communication,
but also military communication and military surveillance as well.
Now, so far, the United States has no countermeasure for this kind of weapon.
And it was so sensitive and so important that it was shared with international allies as well.
Now, it must be said, this has been stressed by numerous people, numerous sources,
that it is not an immediate threat.
This is not something that's been launched, but it is something that Russia is looking into.
And I've had it confirmed to me by numerous sources as well that this reporting is accurate
and also that these sources have known about this for quite some time.
Congressman Milton, who's also on the Intelligence Committee,
said to CNN that he'd known about this intelligence for two years.
Now, he was saying that Congressman Turner, the person who leaked this information,
did so because he was offended that the Biden administration hadn't told him personally about it sooner.
So some politics also coming in to social security here in Washington.
I am in total agreement with you.
This is all about funding. They need money
because, hey, I mean, we need money.
We just need, and I will prove that
after we get to the...
What? Well, before you go
on, let me say something about that
clip. That guy,
who is this guy on France 24?
He's, he, for one thing thing he gives himself away as a rube
by saying the word instead of saying come come i can't even now i can't even say it myself
he says compartmented yeah he meant compartmentalized yeah and but he said i
believe he said it twice because i don't think he knows the proper word. Well, he's a frog.
Come on.
He's English as a second language.
Give the guy a break.
No, I think there's a subtext here.
The subtext is let's psyop everybody again.
Why did we start our initial race to the moon?
Because the Russians had Sputnik.
Am I correct? I mean, I was barely alive the russians had sputnik am i correct i mean i was barely alive but the russians had sputnik they were putting monkeys in space and now all of a
sudden they've got oh no they're gonna put nukes in space whoa whoa what are we gonna do it could
be history in the making a private mission to the moon has blasted off from the Kennedy Space Center at Cape Canaveral in Florida.
Three, two, one, ignition and liftoff.
American Aerospace Company Intuitive Machines launched...
I got to stop this for a second.
That was an un-American countdown.
That was the most effeminate countdown I've ever heard.
This is not what we want from our space stuff.
We want three, two, one, liftoff!
Instead of three, two, one, liftoff, everybody.
Say it again.
Three, two, one, ignition, and liftoff.
I didn't notice it the first time, but you're right.
Liftoff!
Extremely.
This is un-American, people.
American aerospace company Intuitive Machines launched its Odysseus lander on a rocket made by Elon Musk's SpaceX company.
It's trying to become the first commercial spacecraft to successfully land on the lunar surface.
The launch was originally planned for Wednesday, but it was postponed due to a technical glitch.
This time, everything went according to plan.
And if the landing also goes well, Odysseus will search for water on the moon in what some are calling a second space race.
Ah, a second space race. There it is, second space race.
race. So how cynical can you get on Super Bowl Sunday when everybody is looking at Taylor Swift and her devilish friends? Senate gets together on a Sunday. They're not going to. Well, we're not.
They take they take vacation. They take off for anything. They take snow days. Oh, it's snowing.
We can't go. They decided it was we're not going to watch the super bowl we're not going
to honor taylor and travis instead we're going to sit there and we're going to pass a bill of 95
billion dollars for everything including taiwan but nothing for the border or we're just going
to put this together because we need the money so So this package used to be connected to border security,
which failed. And what are the conversations in the White House about exactly what these
House Republicans want? Because if you look at any of these packages on the face of it,
it usually is something that they would want. Yeah, it's I wish I could answer that question.
But what we can't I mean, they said they wouldn't approve a penny for Ukraine unless the border was tied into it.
So we said, OK, and we participated and helped with the negotiations that were largely done on the Senate side to get that done.
And now they say, well, no, can't do it because, you know, for whatever reason, for whatever leadership reasons they have for that.
So it's difficult to know exactly where they are.
I mean, the speaker's been twisting himself into pretzel knots here
in terms of what he's willing to justify on any given day.
We need this funding.
Is this Kirby?
We need the funding for the border.
You stepped on it again. Listen, yes.
He's willing to justify on any given day.
We need this funding.
We need the funding for the border, too.
But we need this funding for our national security with Ukraine, Israel, with humanitarian assistance.
And certainly, as you rightly said, in the Indo-Pacific.
I mean, these aren't these aren't just a wish.
I mean, this is this is actual urgent funding that's required for our own national security.
We need this funding.
What is he got? Somebody have a gun to his head?
What is he blabbering on like a maniac like this?
That's probably not far from the truth.
Yes.
Yes.
The military industrial complex just wants more.
They don't care.
They don't see the writing on the wall.
They don't get in there.
Yeah, that's it.
They figure that's it.
Let's get as much as we can while we can.
Yep.
And what's the what's the i'm one of these i'm
one of these guys which a lot of them are women by the way including the head of lockheed uh
it's like what are you guys waiting for you know what's going on you know what's going to happen
get the job done yeah i have some proof that this is all about Trump. Remember, we have this huge NATO
exercise. I got my NATO clips. Everybody's all NATO. I got two that I want to hear yours.
It didn't take Jack for him to get everyone all worked up about NATO. It was brilliant.
Western leaders have criticized Donald Trump for saying he would not protect NATO allies
who are not spending enough on
defense from Russian attacks.
The Republican frontrunner Trump said he had previously told NATO states he would encourage
Russia to do whatever they want if they didn't fulfill their commitments to the bloc.
Trump has regularly lashed out at members of the alliance for failing to spend at least
2% of their economic
output on defense nato chief jens stoltenberg says any suggestion that allies would not defend
each other undermines western security now this is interesting this is that was a report from
i think it was deutschewelle but then listen to this report and what Stoltenberg actually said.
Video released by Ukraine.
Oh, yeah.
By the way, drones are back.
Water drones.
The water drones.
Shows a naval drone homing in on the Russian ship off the coast of Crimea.
Flashes and plumes of smoke can then be seen.
Final shots appear to show the Cesar Kunikov beginning to sink.
This was the ship sailing through the Istanbul Strait in 2020. It can carry up to 90 crew and
is designed for beach landings. No official comment from Moscow so far, but normally reliable
social media channels and intercepted radio. I love their reporting. Normally reliable,
normally reliable social media channels. This is what this is top notch people,
but normally reliable social media channels and intercepted radio traffic seem to confirm the
attack. It would be another serious blow to Russia's Black Sea fleet. Ukraine has successfully
targeted its ships and harbors,
defeating Russian attempts to impose a blockade on its grain exports.
All right, now let's try it to Trump.
The news was hailed as a victory by NATO.
Ukrainians have been able to inflict heavy losses on the Russian Black Sea fleet.
By the way, I love the fact that NATO comes out and says, hey, this is great.
We're not in this war or anything.
They're not a NATO member, but it's great.
It's doing great.
I find it deplorable that they would do that.
Now, listen, they're not a NATO member.
What are they cheering them on?
Are NATO supposed to have a specific job to do, not get involved in everything, every which way like they did in Syria?
Well, Stoltenberg, still head of NATO, has a message.
The news was hailed as a victory by NATO.
The Ukrainians have been able to inflict heavy losses
on the Russian Black Sea fleet.
They have actually been able to push the Black Sea fleet
away from the western part of the Black Sea.
And this is a great achievement, the western part of the Black Sea.
And this is a great achievement, a great victory for the Ukrainians. It's a great victory!
Alliance defence ministers were meeting for the first time,
since Donald Trump again criticised some for not paying enough
and cast doubt on the US's commitment to their defence.
But new figures on Wednesday show 18 out of 31 members
are now paying the minimum 2% of GDP,
including Germany for the first time since the Cold War.
Only five were in 2016, just before Trump entered the White House.
The criticism that we hear is not primarily about NATO.
It's about NATO allies not spending enough on nato and that's a valid point
what was the punchline i couldn't hear him that's a valid point oh yeah funny yeah oh yeah i mean
trump is actually doing the doing the bidding of the military industrial complex yeah he makes
everyone spend more money yeah that's what the whole thing is.
I don't know why anyone can't put two and two together
and say, this is good for us.
Oh, man, I got to tell you.
It's like people don't see it.
We're not fighting the left or the right or the red or the blue or whatever.
Our problems are not going to be solved in Congress and the Oval Office.
We're fighting the powers
of darkness like ice spice.
You're not going to get off that for a while.
I cannot get off of ice spice.
That was deplorable.
I want to see a screenshot of this devil's horse that she did.
There's video. Deplorable.
Deplorable.
Do your NATO clips and then I want to get into drones.
I got a 3x3.
Oh my god, I wasn't even prepared.
And now it's time for 3x3.
Yeah, here we go.
Experiment by JCB.
What do we have?
Comparing stories from ABC, CBS, and NBC.
The never-ending 3x3.
We've got all the headlines from the top three networks here in the United States
who drive all the narrative, thanks to the New York Times.
And John is going to show us if they use the same NATP the same nat packages and if it's exact same bin they're all
fishing from do you have a lot of coffee this morning I did I'm jacked wow you've been drinking
that canned stuff from gigawatts that gigawatt stuff is amazing all right yeah i got a four by four actually because i got a canadian in here
again but let's start with abc and mary bruce tonight president biden imploring house republicans
to pass additional funding for the war in ukraine saying the u.s has to send russia and the world
a strong message supporting this bill is standing up to Putin. Opposing it
is playing into Putin's hands. He says the stakes got even higher when Donald Trump said he would
actually encourage Russia to attack our NATO allies that failed to meet defense spending
targets. Just the suggestion that Trump would support Russia attacking one of our allies,
infuriating Biden.
I would encourage them to do whatever the hell they want.
Biden today, firing back.
No other president in our history has ever bowed down to a Russian dictator.
Bowed down.
Let me say this as clearly as I can.
I never will.
For God's sake, it's dumb.
It's shameful.
It's dangerous.
It's un-American.
The president saying House Republicans now face a stark choice.
House Republicans, you got to decide.
Yeah.
Are you going to stand up for freedom?
Yeah.
Or are you going to side with terror and tyranny?
Are you going to stand with Ukraine?
Are you going to stand with Putin?
Will you stand with America stand with Ukraine? You're going to stand with Putin? Will you stand with America or Trump?
The $95 billion spending package, which also includes funding for Israel,
has already passed the Senate with significant Republican support.
But House Speaker Mike Johnson refuses to even bring it up for a vote.
He says no more foreign aid without tougher border security measures.
This, though just last week under pressure from Trump,
Republicans rejected a bipartisan compromise,
including the toughest border measures in decades.
National security begins with border security.
We have said that all along.
It's quite amazing how ABC and I have a feeling the other networks are the same,
how they just chop in a small little tidbit of what Trump actually said,
which was admitted to be true by Jens Stoltenberg of NATO,
the guy that it's all about.
And baffling.
It is baffling.
It's baffling.
But these guys, well, let's go to the worst of them then, which is NBC and Comcast owned NBC, which is the most probably progressive group of them all.
For the first time.
I should mention, you know, they've gone deep into DEI.
And so my Internet was down all last night.
Oh, no.
Comcast down.
Luckily, I have backup. Yes. For the first time
in close to 150 years, a sitting cabinet secretary has been impeached by the House of Representatives.
It was a close vote, 214 to 213. And it comes just one week after House Republicans
failed to impeach Alejandro Mayorkas. All as there's a new showdown tonight over Ukraine.
All as there's a new showdown tonight over Ukraine after the Senate muscled through a massive bipartisan ninety five billion dollar spending package in the early morning hours, including 60 billion for Ukraine.
President Biden demanding the House pass it immediately.
Failure to support Ukraine at this critical moment will never be forgotten. Biden slamming these comments from
Trump, where he recounted a conversation with a NATO member encouraging Russia to attack countries
who'd not met their financial pledges to the alliance. I said, you didn't pay your delinquent.
He said, yes, let's say that happened. No, I would not protect you. In fact, I would encourage them
to do whatever the hell they want. You got to pay. Can you imagine a former president of the United States saying that
the whole world heard it? The worst thing is he means it. And delivering this blistering rebuke.
No other president in our history has ever bowed down to a Russian dictator.
Let me say this as clearly as I can. I never will. For God's sake,
it's dumb. It's shameful. It's dangerous. It's un-American. Meanwhile, that package in the Senate
also contained more than $14 billion for Israel, but it does not include any funding for domestic
border security after Republicans with Trump's backing killed a bipartisan border security bill
saying it was not tough enough.
Tonight, House Speaker Mike Johnson saying that's the price for any new money for Ukraine.
That House security begins with border security.
We have said that all along.
Same clip at the end.
Okay, so with Trump's backing, that was great.
I love that.
There's no actual evidence of this.
What was he?
No.
Was he voting?
Was he putting up money?
He wasn't voting
he wasn't there he was not president what are they talking about there was something else i wanted to
mention in the what was it there was something else in that clip that was totally irksome hold
on a second do you mind if i just go back for a second go review it yeah hold on a second it was
somewhere in the middle here hold on i said you said, you didn't pay your delinquent.
He said, yes, let's say that happened.
No, I would not protect you.
In fact, I would encourage them to do whatever the hell they want.
You got to pay.
Can you imagine a former president of the United States saying that?
The whole world heard it.
The worst thing is he means it. And delivering this blistering rebuke.
No other president in our history has ever bowed down to a russian dictator this critical moment will never be forgotten
i said bowing down to anybody comments from trillion for ukraine i don't remember what it
was but anyway i'm sorry well you'll probably pick it up on the cbs report because they're all the
same no doubt the former president has said a dangerous and shockingly, frankly, un-American signal to the world.
President Biden leveled a blistering attack today on Donald Trump for recently saying he wouldn't defend NATO allies from a Russian attack if they don't pay full dues.
Wow. This sounds like the same guy. It sounds like the same.
I know when you started playing the clip. Oh, my God. Wait a minute.
No, this was on that clip. This is the same guy.
Let me hear that again.
Let me see.
He means.
And delivering this blistering rebuke.
To the alliance.
Let's say that happened.
It's the same guy.
No, I would not protect you.
In fact, I would.
Wait a minute.
Who's that O'Keefe?
That was Ryan Nobles.
That was this NBC guy.
They sound the same.
Well, you know, they came from the same stable.
Wow.
That's incredible.
The former president has set a dangerous and shockingly, frankly, un-American signal to the world.
President Biden leveled a blistering attack today on Donald Trump for recently saying he wouldn't defend NATO allies from a Russian attack if they don't pay full dues to the alliance.
Let's say that happened.
No, I would not protect you.
In fact, I would encourage them to do whatever the hell they want. You got to pay. You got's say that happened. No, I would not protect you. In fact, I would encourage them
to do whatever the hell they want.
You got to pay.
You got to pay your bills.
Can you imagine
a former president
of the United States saying that?
The whole world heard it.
Same clip.
The worst thing is he means it.
No other president in our history
has ever bowed down
to a Russian dictator.
Bowed down.
Let me say this as clearly as I can.
I never will.
For God's sake, it's dumb.
It's shameful.
It's dangerous.
It's un-American.
The president spoke after an old...
Oh, I know what...
I know.
I had a question.
They keep calling Putin a dictator.
Is he a dictator?
I thought...
Isn't it...
They've got...
They don't have a dictatorship in Russia, do they?
No, he's elected.
Yeah, he's elected. Yeah, he's elected.
I mean, he's, I would say, a de facto dictator.
But he's not technically a dictator.
It's dumb.
It's shameful.
It's dangerous.
It's un-American.
The president spoke after an all-night marathon debate in the Senate led to early morning passage of an emergency national security spending bill.
The bill as amended passes.
It would provide billions in military assistance to Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan,
but says nothing about U.S.-Mexico border security.
And that's why House Speaker Mike Johnson says he won't bring it up for a vote.
National security begins with border security. We have said that all along.
House Republicans are increasingly taking cues from Trump, who has said they shouldn't support any border security deal that could benefit Democrats and President Biden.
Now he's taking cues. Is Trump in his ear like, hey, oops, like, hey, Mike, don't do it, man. This is your IFB talking, Mike.
And what is going on with this reporting?
The president today said the stakes are bigger than that.
And I say to the House members, House Republicans, you got to decide.
Are you going to stand up for freedom?
Or are you going to side with terror and tyranny?
Will we stand with America or with Trump?
Meanwhile, tonight, House Republicans are planning to vote again to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas
amid opposition to his handling of border security.
A similar vote failed last week, and if they succeed this time,
Mayorkas would be the first cabinet secretary impeached since 1876.
You know, the cynical thing about this bill is they're also giving money to Palestine.
We're giving money to both sides.
It's dynamite
this is great it's our taxpayers money we got to do something with it instead of spending it
wisely and fixing the potholes on highway 80 all over the place it's not taxpayer money john that's
not true no i well it's we're just round about whatever money is we're printing missing from
the coffers it's taxpayers money yeah we. Yeah, we're just printing it.
Let's take a look at CBC's reporting on the same thing.
By the way, John, it's an investment, okay?
It's an investment in our national security.
USA! USA! USA!
Oh, nice.
Standing before an energetic crowd in a small city in South Carolina,
Donald Trump veered from his prepared remarks at one of his re-election campaign rallies,
telling a story about a conversation he says he had with an unnamed world leader
about whether the U.S. would come to the defense of a NATO ally in the face of Russian aggression.
One of the presidents of a big country stood up and said,
well, sir, if we don't pay
and we're attacked by Russia, will you protect us? I said, you didn't pay, you're delinquent.
In this moment, Trump mischaracterizes how NATO funding works, but goes on to suggest that unless
an ally meets its defense spending targets, that country is not worth defending against Russian advances.
No, I would not protect you.
In fact, I would encourage them to do whatever the hell they want.
You got to pay.
Trump's statement is a direct contradiction.
Where did Trump ever say it's not worth defending?
That's what she said.
She characterized his comments, which were laughable, by the way.
His comments were semi-humorous.
And she characterized them as telling a guy you're not worth defending.
He never says that.
And he meant it.
It wasn't a joke, John.
He meant it.
I heard the president say it.
He meant it.
That's the crazy thing.
But goes on to suggest that unless an ally meets its defense spending targets, that country is not worth defending against Russian advances.
Now, good catch.
No, I would not protect you.
In fact, I would encourage them to do whatever the hell they want.
You got to pay.
Trump's statement is a direct contradiction of the NATO principle
that an attack on one is an attack on all.
Canada is among the NATO country members that Trump would consider not worthy of
protection, as it does not spend at least 2% of its GDP on defense, the baseline target.
Only 11 of NATO's 31 members actually hit defense funding goals. Spokesperson for Canada's defense
minister, Bill Blair, did not say anything critical of Trump, but reaffirmed Canada's
commitment to the International Security Alliance.
None of this will likely matter to Trump's supporters.
God bless you all. God bless you. Get out and vote.
He left Saturday's rally to huge applause and was defended by key members of the Republican establishment.
Trump's pro-Russia statements are influencing lawmakers.
Not pro-Russian.
Republican opposition to support for Ukraine is growing is stalling you gotta stop this woman that's great out of control pro-russian
how is it pro-russian i mean exactly specifically do you have any indication in there that is
pro-russian are you trying to tell me that the media is trying to
mind control us with these thoughts. They're trying to do something here.
He left Saturday's rally to huge applause and was defended by key members of the Republican establishment.
Trump's pro-Russia statements are influencing lawmakers.
Republican opposition to support for Ukraine is growing, stalling the passage of billions of dollars in aid packages
which still remain in limbo so the whole uh you know promoting pro-putin promoting putin
there was another one that i caught very short clip here a british journalist i don't know why
we let him in congress limey we let some limey brit come into Congress and accost Marjorie Taylor Greene.
And he had a better one. David Cameron says that you should vote through
funding for Ukraine. What do you say to that? I think he tried to compare us to Hitler also.
And if that's the kind of language he wants to use, I really have nothing to say to him.
He likened you to an appeaser to Hitler in no voting
through funding for Ukraine. Are you an appeaser for Putin? An appeaser for Putin. There it is.
I think that I really don't care what David Cameron has to say. I think that's rude name
calling. And I don't appreciate that type of language. And David Cameron needs to worry
about his own country. And frankly, he can kiss my ass. But do you think Putin's a good guy in all this?
I love that. I don't like the rude language, but kiss my ass. Yeah, there you go. There you go,
Marjorie. I want to play this. This is the Ukraine. This clip is Ukrainian aid bill stalled.
House Republicans again highlighting their focus on securing the southern border.
It comes as the Senate passed a $95 billion security package
that doesn't address the record influx of illegal immigrants.
Our Washington correspondent, Luis Eduardo Martinez,
has more details on the current legislative impasse in Congress.
It is February the 14th, Valentine's Day, a day to celebrate love.
But according to Speaker of the House Mike Johnson,
Americans are not feeling loved by their president. House Republican leadership emphasized that they
won't be forced to act on the foreign aid bill the Senate passed Tuesday until Americans' concern
over the border crisis are addressed. Senator McConnell and I have spoken about this in Frank
Sessions and let me be clear here again this morning the republican-led house will not be jammed or forced into passing a foreign aid bill that was opposed by most
republican senators and does nothing to secure our own border during back-to-back press conferences
congressman pete aguilar chair of the house democratic caucuscus, urged Johnson to bring the Senate's $95 foreign aid
package to a vote on the House floor. Aguilar says Ukraine and other U.S. allies are in urgent
need of assistance. It's very clear. If you want to push back against Putin, if you want to help
our national security, put this bipartisan bill on the floor. The White House's national security advisor had similar comments.
All I can say is that each passing day, each passing week,
the cost of inaction from the United States
that's being borne on the front lines by brave Ukrainians is rising,
and that's why we so urgently need to pass this bill.
Urgently. Urgently. Please.
Get that money out there.
You know, do you remember... by the way i in my opinion this
bill would pass if if johnson would put it up or vote for a vote that's why he's not doing it of
course not of course not um do you remember uh we were talking about eric, the ex-Google guy, and he did a big thing on CNN.
He started a drone company.
And he says, this is the next level of warfare.
It's all about the drones, the drones, the drones.
I think there's something to what he's doing.
He's a brilliant man, this Eric Schmidt.
He is. Listen to the dutch
defense minister we know of course that drones are very important in this war so while we're seeing
uh trench warfare we're also seeing the drones and the role the play the role they play on the
battlefield so apart from f-16s ammunition spare Drone is very important to Ukraine right now.
And we need to scale up.
We need to make sure that they have the number of drones that they need.
But also drones with the right capabilities.
So based on what Ukraine is learning also in the front line.
And that's why we are joining the drone coalition
that Ukraine has started
together with Latvia, together with other countries, to make sure that we do just that,
to increase production, to use the latest technology and to provide exactly what Ukraine needs.
The drone again.
It's it, baby. It's marine drones.
It's air drones.
It's drone, drone, drone, drone.
Everything's a drone.
Everything's a drone.
Yeah, there's money to be made in the drone business.
I have one more clip to play on this NATO thing.
Big money in drones.
All right.
Before you go off the drones.
All right.
Yeah.
We were listening to all these reactions to Trump's commentary about NATO and, oh, he's
going, what's this and that.
This is an interesting little clip.
This is just the public leaving Trump's rally, discussing the matter.
And I think this is what the public thinks.
But some Trump supporters who were outside today's rally told us just now that they think Trump was not wrong in calling out some countries who are not paying their fair share.
Watch.
They've got to pay.
If you're going to be a part of something, you've got to pay your dues.
I think that's fair.
And I think they should.
I don't see anything wrong with what he said.
He's got too big of a lead.
She should just drop out.
Haley.
Haley.
But the military industrial complex is being promoted by Trump.
The term.
Yeah, that's the irony.
The term fair share, which Biden loves to use, I think should be used constantly about this commentary that Trump had to say.
use constantly about this commentary that that trump had to say yeah but this is everyone's the military industrial complex has power they have power man they got power over everybody over
all these numbnuts over everybody but uh except for the big pharma yeah well i'm not sure the two
are in bed together and another shot, dear. And something interesting happened.
You know, we've been talking about the Democrats actually wanting Trump to win.
Yeah, this is one of our subtext theses.
Yes.
Well, I have another data point.
Brett Weinstein, fresh from his appearance on tucker he's going around the world you know he
went to the darien gap and he came back and said oh we're being invaded by chinese as military age
men even though i think we've successfully proven that there's huge unemployment in china and the
rich chinese who can or the wealthy or the middle class who can travel to other countries are
hopscotching around they take an an Uber at the last minute.
They come through the fence.
Yeah, they come through the fence.
There's nothing wrong with having tens of thousands of smart Chinese
coming into the country to boost our IQ.
Yes.
But Weinstein is now on the, and I actually texted with Joe about this.
And he says, you know, we're being invaded. I said invaded i said no we're not but it was this little bit of weinstein's uh appearance
that really said oh we're on the right track well um i don't think we're there yet but i but
i don't think on the basis of the time he would have, his temperament, or his ability to build a team.
You know, Trump is kind of a one-man show.
And his team-building ability, I don't think, is enough to solve the problem either.
But the punchline of that is, if Kennedy can't do it, for whatever reason, if politics gets in the way, we still have to get whatever that cabal is out
of power immediately. This could not be more of an emergency. We've seen through COVID how dangerous
these people are, how little they care about our well-being. And we have to rally around whatever it is that addresses this problem. And, you know, as much as I'm not a believer
that Trump on his own can do the job,
I would far prefer him to another standard bearer
of that cabal.
The cabal is too dangerous.
And I say this, as you know,
I'm a lifelong Democrat, right?
This is my party that I'm telling
you cannot be trusted with governance.
But that's where we are.
That's a big show. It's a big show to be saying that kind of stuff. It's a big show.
He's definitely going to find himself into a heap of trouble. It's like Matt Taibbi has been making the rounds with all kinds of interesting stories.
But, you know, if you're a Democrat during within the last decade and you leave the party, this would happen to Trump.
Trump, I think, is one of the examples of this.
It's more of a cult than anything else.
You leave.
They go after you.
They don't go after you.
They don't go after me because I left the Democrat Party in the late 70s.
So I'm I'm exempt.
But the recent Democrat Party people are all in a in a cult. So I'm exempt. But the recent Democrat Party
people are all in a
cult. Cabal? He just said cabal.
Well, I always said cabal, but a cult is what I really
mean. Because when you
leave a cult, they go after you. That's what all
cults do. And so
Weinstein's in for a heap
of trouble. Just by that
clip right there is going to get him into
hot water you watch well
he's uh he's you know i think he's very malleable you know he's he these these words are not just
his people are talking to him you know the dream team the dream team's talking to him
matt lee our buddy in the state department is back and uh it's always fun to have matt lee
back on deck i don't know why it's been fun to have Matt Lee back on deck. I don't know
why it's been so long we haven't heard from him. And now we have President Biden saying,
oh, you know, this Israel response was over the top. It's over the top, all right. And I guess
it was Sullivan, maybe, who said, oh, you know, we we've got many levers.
We told them Israelis what we're going to do. We told them what to do.
We are. But we're America, America. And Matt Lee's having none of it.
What levers have you used? So we have used diplomatical levers.
The secretary has that means the secretary and the president and you and Kirby and whoever else standing up and saying, wagging your finger and saying that that's not really leverage.
We have engaged with them on a at a multitude of levels at this administration.
And as I.
You could literally be in Matt Lee's chair.
I love that multitude. what does that mean a multitude
administration and and as i the kind of you look at the list that we just went through with humera
we have seen them take steps at our urging that have had real real tangible impact but they have
not been enough but what levers have you actually uh i I think that when the United States of America stands up and says something publicly, it matters.
No, it doesn't.
But you haven't said that there are any consequences in terms of money or military assistance, right?
But we have seen, because of the policies we have pursued, we have seen improvements along these specific areas.
Oh, okay.
We have seen tangible improvements.
Okay, but I'm just asking you what leverage have you used?
But also, I...
What leverage have you brought to bear?
I just went through it.
What have you gone...
I think the words of the President of the United States, the words of the Secretary of State matter.
To say, over the top, that's leverage? What have you gone? I think the words of the president of the United States, the words of the secretary of state matter. And we have seen.
Hold on.
Over the top.
And we have seen.
And we have seen the government of Israel respond to it.
Not always in the way that we want.
Not always to the degree that we want or to the level that we want.
But our interventions, we believe, have had an impact.
And we will continue to pursue them because we believe they do.
What Matt Lee is pointing out is that Israel has some huge leverage on the administration
and they have nothing.
Well, we told them, you know, calm down, kill less babies.
In the Netherlands, who interestingly have a large part to play with the F-35 supply chain,
they took a totally different track.
And the same defense minister who heard
earlier all in on drones for Ukraine, whoops, no more F-35 parts for Israel. An appeals court in
the Netherlands has ordered the government to stop F-35 parts deliveries to Israel. The ruling
takes effect within the next seven days. And for more on this story,
we can go across to Fernand Van Tet standing by at The Hague. Fernand,
what exactly is this ruling and will it have an impact?
So there was an audible gasp, Delana, in the court as this verdict came through.
This court saying that the Netherlands needs to reconsider its export license
for those F-35 parts to Israel because there is a
serious risk of violations to international humanitarian law and thus this is how the
minister should rule. Now this is centered around the small town of Woonstrecht in Brabant here
which is where the F-35 regional warehouse is which is where all European partners of the F-35 program and Israel are
supplied with their F-35 spare parts. Now, the minister had argued that she had re-looked at
this general export license, which was given in 2016 after October 7th, but in light of Israel's
right to self-defense and political considerations such as the Dutch relationship with the United States and
Israel had decided to continue exporting those parts. The judges here now said that that was
the wrong decision. They say it is clear that there are violations to international humanitarian law
taking place in Gaza due to the large number of civilian casualties there, including children,
and that within seven days, all export of parts to the f-35 jet to israel must stop
dude they went and overruled through the courts you're done this is very interesting
that's got to cause some problems at back channel well it's about time for some of that epstein
video footage to come out if they're gonna if if there is blackmail going on which which seems apparent why else would
the united states say oh we said it's over the top and that'll slow them down no so you know
is everyone all afraid oh they might i mean it's time for some more epstein um client list stories.
I'm sure they got plenty of people. The list must be a mile
long. Yeah, but my point is
whenever they need to
get everyone in line. Yeah, when we need something
to get done. Yeah, then
all of a sudden we go, oh, we're going to have to release
another client list. How about just do some pictures
so we can call them AI
generated? Come on. Come on.
Let's do it. Let's spice up the show, people.
I'm tired of waiting.
It's about time.
I have a couple of little side bits here.
Well, I do have some Gaza news,
so I'm going to play these
because there's some funny stuff here
that doesn't get in the mainstream,
so I got it from NTD.
And this is the two hostages,
no deal NTDd clips and there's
three of these clips this is ntd things are heating up across israel's northern border with
lebanon and an israeli official says they are preparing for war in the north this comes as
the israeli military says that two al jazeera reporters are also Hamas terrorists.
NTD's Jason Perry has the latest on the war.
Israel recently released footage of a mission in which Israeli soldiers rescued two hostages.
Israel said they used explosives to breach the building and heavy gunfire followed.
Israeli troops were then seen going up the stairs to the second floor of the building
where they rescued the hostages.
Those two former hostages said this on Wednesday.
I want to say thank you to all the people of Israel
and to the security forces who brought us home.
I want to say thank you to all those who participated in this complex operation,
to the IDF, to the security forces,
to all the soldiers who made us really feel that we were being brought home.
And both of them said they hoped the remaining hostages would be released.
And in regard to a possible ceasefire to release the over 100 hostages who remain in the Gaza Strip,
officials from the United States, Egypt, Israel,
and Qatar met in Egypt on Tuesday for ceasefire negotiations. But according to reports, no deal
was reached, and apparently there was not even a date announced for their next meeting to continue
the talks. Now, there's something about these two hostages which kind of, and it was brought to the
fore by what this guy said, one of the hostages.
He says, hey, they brought us and made us feel like we were actually going back home.
It was, I think that was.
As if it was all an act.
It was meant to obfuscate the obvious bombing that happened on Super Bowl Sunday.
Well, it definitely did that.
But why are these two hostages, you know, it just doesn't
make sense if you had these two guys out in the middle of nowhere. They're not with the rest of
the hostages. You can't, you know, where are the hostages? And why are these two guys where they
are? And why are they saying, well, this is great. We got back home and made us feel like we're
really coming home. What does that mean? This hostage thing was just a scam of some sort.
You're going to get us banned.
Israel is now banning foreign media, or they're threatening to.
No media here. Stop reporting.
And so the thing, which brings us to clip two,
if this is true, which it makes sense that it might
be because i think the unwrought thing that un agency is also oh it's very suspicious yeah just
like the white helmets and this is this part which the mainstream media in this country hasn't touched
but i think it's definitely worth a discussion part part two of this. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Hamas didn't offer anything new in their proposal.
Hamas apparently still demands that Israel end the war completely before they will release the hostages.
I insist that Hamas should abandon its delusional demands, and when it does, we will be able to move forward.
demands and when it does we will be able to move forward and in another development this week an idf spokesman to arab media said in a statement on x that israeli forces recovered a laptop in
the gaza strip and pictures on the laptop showed that an al jazeera reporter is also a senior
military operative in the hamas terrorist group and on Wednesday, the IDF spokesman posted a picture of another alleged Al Jazeera reporter
who filmed himself in an Israeli village
during the October 7th massacre.
We reached out to Al Jazeera for comment,
but we didn't hear back before airtime.
All right, we must remember a couple things.
One, we still have no resolution.
It quickly gets forgotten as to how this fence, this border,
this security fence could be so violated and broken through
with hours of a lack of response because that's just falling off the radar.
We don't talk about that anymore.
But we do.
Well, we do.
But that makes no sense.
But so that it just that makes no sense.
And you've got to start questioning the motives of, quote unquote, leaders of all countries about what's really going on here.
The second thing we need to remember is that these leaders, they don't care about people.
They don't care.
They don't care how many they have to kill, how many die. They've got some, whatever the reason for all this is, they don't care.
They'll just do whatever.
And then we sit here, even you and I, like, whoa, let's listen to the news.
No, okay.
That's what we're paid to do.
Hello.
Makes nothing but sense.
Jeez.
Okay.
Why are we doing this?
I don't know.
I'm out of here.
So let's go to part three.
Also on Wednesday, across Israel's northern border, Hezbollah terrorists in Lebanon fired a barrage of rockets into northern Israel, killing one woman and injuring eight others.
In response to the attacks, Israel Defense Forces reported striking a series of targets in Lebanon, and the chief of the general staff of the IDF said they are preparing for war in the north.
This is just West Clark 7 just unfolding before us.
That's all I can say.
This is slow.
It's all of it.
I have one little side clip here I want to play.
All of it.
Now, I have one little side clip here I want to play.
And this is because the first thing that came to mind when I heard this clip and I thought to myself, what was Tucker Carlson really doing in Russia?
Meeting with Putin.
Is it possible that he was passing off a USB stick?
He was doing something. And they're saying, is it possible that he was passing off a usb stick he was doing something and they're saying is it possible that he was doing something and there's something may be involved with this particular clip
play this clip this is the clip is prisoner exchange meanwhile a possible prisoner exchange
could be in the works between russia and the u.. The Kremlin refused to comment on the state of
negotiations when asked today. It restated that such cases must be resolved in silence.
The U.S. is seeking the release of former Marine Paul Whelan and reporter Evan Gurskovich,
both held in Russian prisons on spy charges they deny. Secretary of State Antony Blinken
said yesterday that he had spoken to Whyland in a rare phone call.
Russian President Vladimir Putin suggested in an interview with American journalist Tucker Carlson last week that in return for Gershkovitz, Moscow wants Germany to free Vadim Kraskov.
Kraskov was convicted of murdering a Chechen dissident in Berlin.
It could be. It's possible. I mean, I don't know.
You have to have some face-to-face once
in a while, but with this Ukrainian situation
going on, you need to get a third party,
a neutral guy in there, who's got
nothing to do with the State Department, the U.S. government
or anything else.
They can't just pick up the phone?
But he's always wanted to be a spook.
They can't just pick up the phone?
I don't know, but on his way
home,
Tucker stopped,
stopped off at the world government,
uh,
con,
uh,
conference.
I saw that too.
And,
uh,
he was interviewed.
Well,
I'm sorry.
Hard to clip.
We looked,
we looked at his crotch for 36 minutes was the worst camera shot ever.
You know,
with,
with that,
that huge dude behind and beside him asking questions while
they're side by side very uncomfortable hard to clip also uninteresting it was just uninteresting
and why did that shot of his crotch it just it was these amateurs but so or maybe not uh maybe it was
i did some jokes there i'm not going to use but how about let's go back to this
the idea of
Tucker going back there to
set up this prisoner exchange
one of the things that
Putin wants is
this guy that killed the Chechnyan guy
and he wants him
back in Russia
and in the interview putin did
discuss the cia being involved in this and that and the other thing and he and he got out which
something has never been done on american media he got out what he considers the fact that the
chechnyan situation was set up and and executed by the CIA, is what he says.
And our narrative about the Chechnyan thing is that it was all established by Putin.
He set it up so he could burn down the big apartment building
and kill a bunch of Chechnyans and look like a national hero.
Oh, yeah, I remember that. Yes, okay, I'm back.
And that's been going on.
And I don't think Putin likes that narrative.
It may or may not be true.
None of this, all this, by the way, likes that narrative it may or may not be true none of this
all this by the way we're discussing may or may not be true but there's a lot of scams going on
and so far as trying to get us to think one way or the other but putin got that into the public
domain this little c i think the idea would be this we want to get these two americans back what
do we have to do putin says yeah we'll do an interview with Tucker. I have to
discuss the CIA getting involved in Chechnya. I want that guy back from Germany. And then you can
have your spook and your journalist back and we'll be good to go. But you're going to have to set it
up in a secret like this. So you're telling me that that's really the level of importance of things that these guys are thinking about?
I just don't want to look like a douche?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, exactly.
That's exactly what I'm thinking.
And there's no explanation for Tucker.
Oh, I've been trying to do this interview for a decade, blah, blah, blah. This whole Tucker thing and this boring interview,
I think was just to get Tucker over there
to set up things
because he's always wanted to be a spook.
He said so himself.
Set things up for the Russians to do this trade
because there's no reason
for this prisoner transfer,
this trade to happen now,
coincidentally,
like a couple of days after tucker shows up
well you've successfully ruined any chances of me ever appearing on tucker's show that's for sure
that's never going to happen now why i got maybe i ruined my chances i didn't ruin your chances
you're defending tucker i can hear it no i'm not i'm. Because I what he did for me is he reminded me that the World Government Congress conference was on in, I think, is Dubai.
And I was like, oh, that's right. That's where all these douchebags get together and tell us how they're going to rule us in the future.
Exactly. And luckily, our boy Schwab was there and he laid it out. Seven years ago, after having written a book about the forced industrial revolution,
I showed how this revolution will change how we live, how we act, how we communicate, how we produce, and how we consume.
Now, we are speaking not just about the fourth industrial revolution.
We are speaking about the transition of humankind into a new era.
We speak about the transition into what I would call the intelligent age.
what I would call the intelligent age.
This vision unfolds within a society where artificial intelligence, robotics,
the Internet of the Things.
I love that.
The Internet of the Things.
The Internet of the Things.
Robotics.
The Internet of the Things. 3ics. The things. The internet of the things.
3D printing.
Genetic engineering.
Quantum computing.
Become the foundations of our daily life.
Okay, so he's setting it up with the internet of the things.
The things.
Quantum computing.
I just want to point out quantum computing.
On deck.
On deck. On deck. Yeah, he's wrong about that, isn't he?
On deck.
Global warming.
He's really talking about a global warming.
What does it mean?
That's another pile of shit.
Be quiet.
When this guy is on, when his head is on a stick, do you think his mouth should be a gape?
Or somebody should wire it shut?
What do you think?
What I like about this is that this is how these people are thinking.
It doesn't mean that it's true, but it is true how they think.
And they're all in because they're dumb.
They are dumb.
That's why they're doing this job.
It's because it's a dumb job and you just get fat and drunk and porked.
Yeah, have a good time.
So it's really about transhumanist control.
Here's your Schwab-y boy.
The future is not happening.
We, particularly you as government leaders, you are shaping the future.
So what does it mean for government leaders?
the future. So what does it mean for government leaders? We don't want to move into using the fourth industrial revolution into a cold bureaucracy. That's exactly what you want,
so that's why you're saying we don't want to do it. We don't want to move into a technocracy. Yes, you do.
What we want to do, we want to move in what I would call a humanocracy.
A humanocracy.
A world where we use technology to use all our human potential and to create even a better world thank you yes thank you no man this guy let's just check in with the public and see how that's going how are we how
are we doing with all of this ai and the internet of this thing close call in the crosswalk as these
adults in san francisco rush two kids out of the way to avoid being hit and then do a double take as they watch the car cruise by with no driver this so-called
robo taxi is operated by crews did you see what happened to the waymo car in san francisco yeah
we talked about in the last show i think or it was no no no no we didn't talk about it on this show
tell us tell you you live there boots on ground. What happened to the Waymo vehicle?
Well, there was like an event.
I think it was in the Castro District.
And some Waymo car comes into the area.
And it stops and then jams traffic.
And there's a bunch of it.
They always have these issues.
They get in the traffic and they can't get out.
They suck.
And so somebody decided to...
Oh, this is for Chinese New Year.
And so somebody decided to bust the windows out of the thing,
and then they threw a bunch of firecrackers in there, caught the thing on fire,
and then it started catching it, burning to the ground.
People were cheering and yelling and circling it and jumping up and down.
It was like some sort of a tribal thing from Samoa or someplace.
It's like a science fiction movie where we're happy we got one of them.
We got one of the boards.
We killed him.
All that was missing was tying it up.
Let's listen to Dutch member of European Parliament, Rob Roos,
who will tell us really exactly what the plan is.
The bureaucrats centralists in Brussels are addicted to power.
They use or they abuse every crisis financial crisis covert crisis ukraine crisis energy crisis
and the solution is always the same and the professor already said it more european union
if there's no crisis and that's the second point if there's no crisis, and that's the second point,
if there's no crisis, they create a crisis.
For example, climate change.
They call it an existential threat.
And the solution is the Green Deal.
The Green Deal destroyed our energy system. It is destroying our food system.
They are trying to control CO2. But if you control CO2, you control people because everything
we do in life is about CO2 emissions, Living, breathing, eating, traveling, living.
So if you can control that, you can control people's lives.
Now they introduced the digital identity and the central bank digital currency.
So they can see everything we do and they can control everything we do
because they can shut off our financial system whenever they want
we have seen it already in canada during the covet crisis yes exactly and i think that there's some
some op at play uh intentionally unintentionally i'm not all ops would be intentional this was a very odd report
it was a local abc report uh that this is happening tells me that we need some solutions
and the banks can't do it they're no good i hadn't tapped it i hadn't inserted it i hadn't
swiped it and then all of a sudden out comes the receipt. And I said, how did this get paid for? The cashier couldn't explain it.
She stood there literally just sort of blank.
I really thought that the guy ahead of me that he had been charged.
I said, somebody paid for this on a credit card somewhere.
Turns out the tap to pay card reader and Safeway had ignored the debit card in Edgar's hand.
Instead, it reached into Edgar's back pocket, through his wallet, and
charged his Bank of America credit card tucked inside. That's a pretty big reach. I mean, around
me or through me to my wallet. Why didn't it grab the card that was near it? How did it decide what
to grab? I was shocked. I was like, well, it can't be. Sonia Cesari says it happened at a doctor's office. I went to pay and they said, you're already paid.
And I said, I haven't inserted my card.
I haven't even taken it out of my wallet.
Turns out the card reader there had sent radio waves into her purse and charged her credit card without her knowing it.
And that wasn't all.
Sonia got an even bigger surprise at a little shop the woman said
oh my it's just read three cards the store's tap to pay system charged not only one but three
credit cards tucked in a wallet inside her purse i'd say i was two feet away at that point for sure all charges were reversed but it was troubling
this uh this doesn't sound real to me sounds like bullcrap to me too now my cards are in a wallet
that has uh a faraday cage faraday cage of course of course uh but but when i pulled a card out to
have it read on one of these things, I have to fight it.
Yeah, me too.
I got to move it around.
I got to flip it over.
It doesn't matter.
I have the same.
I'm struggling for it.
Hey, I'm going to read the card, and then I give up, and I stick it in.
But generally, there you go.
There's a line for you.
Yep.
No, we got it.
Don't worry.
So you fool around.
You fool around.
So for the fact, the thing that one guy says it went through his body, into his wallet, in his back pocket.
It reached around.
It was a reach around.
Bull crap.
These stories are being planted for some reason.
Okay, you brought him up.
What's the reason?
Oh, we have to have a new banking system.
This is no longer secure.
It can only be Federal Reserve, FedNow.
I don't want to say CBDC.
But then reach around with it anyway.
It's one of these cards.
No, no, John.
It's got this huge RFID range.
Hold on.
Through bodies.
We just said it's bull crap story.
Because the way the RFID works, the signal goes out, is reflected back, the energy is reflected back by the chip in your
card. That's the part that is just not going to happen at two foot distance. Does it amplify
one-on-one? Does it go in at 10 watts and come out 10 watts? I doubt it.
So it's just not a true story. That's why it's a local story. It's not a true story that's why it's a local story it's not a true story
and this is to discredit banks to discredit your tap to pay probably to discredit google pay and
apple pay and all this stuff this is there's an op at play a pay a pay up a play to pop a pop pop
a pay up play something like that about from the forces of cash?
The forces of cash.
Okay, boomer.
That ship has long sailed.
I don't know.
Long sailed, long sailed.
I know in Berkeley, for example,
they started implementing all these,
all these, oh, you only use a credit card here and there and
then became a city ordinance no you can't because the homeless don't have credit cards and they may
want to go into a place and buy a hamburger a homeless person all they have is cash and they
have to go and abuse cash to buy the burger how about this how about this how about it's satoshi
nakamoto telling everyone to use bitcoin i mean that's that's just as good a statement. Yeah, well, it's hard to buy a burger with Bitcoin.
Okay.
That depends what burger joint you go to. Your check still hasn't arrived, by the way.
Well, I sent it.
I think there's something going on with the post office.
Oh, well, that's totally possible.
Because we had a guy,
there's just been too many anomalous,
really old mail that was like, you look at the update, why is it taking so long to get to me?
It used to be like three days for mail pretty much shipped anywhere in the country to get to the post office box.
Now it's five, seven, eight, ten.
What happened?
Just so you know, I sent it from my bank.
So they sent the check.
So there could be a delay there.
I don't know.
You know, it's a great way to send cash.
And I add a check.
And I send it to the P.O. box.
Have you been to the P.O. box?
Yeah, yesterday.
Okay.
Well, maybe it's there today.
We had another.
So it came in from the bank.
It's not going to just get mixed right in with no agenda stuff?
It says John C. Dvorak,
which a lot of no agenda stuff comes to John C.
Dvorak at that post office box.
Yeah.
From Adam Curry.
Well,
not if it's not from Adam Curry,
you said so yourself is from some bank.
It'll be from,
it'll be a printed check for me.
And the last time I did this,
you said,
never send it to the house,
send it to the PL box.
You literally told me this because the last time. Yes, Last time I did this, you said never send it to the house, send it to the P.L. box.
You literally told me this because the last time I got... Yes, but I didn't realize that it was coming from some anonymous bank.
It's not an anonymous bank.
It'll be a check that says Adam Curry on the check.
Okay, if it says Adam Curry on this one.
Have you ever seen...
And I don't see it on the spreadsheet.
If I see Adam Curry on the spreadsheet...
Sorry, I'm deducting it as an expense.
So that's an interesting way to recoup half of this bet.
No, I'm already...
I think it's a smart move.
I'm giving you kudos for what a great idea.
No, I'm expensing it as show content.
Are you kidding me?
I'm writing it right off.
Like, oh, no, no, that was show content.
Yeah, but then you can regain half of it in the same way.
I've seen scams like this.
Wow.
Let's talk about something else odd that happened that is not really, it's underreported.
I had to pick this up from Banyan Show.
Mitch McConnell's sister-in-law, you know, he's married to a Chinese.
Yeah, he's got direct connections to the People's Republic.
connections to the people's republic so apparently on her ranch in texas she got into her tesla and it backed up into the water and she drowned angela chow elaine chow's sister
suddenly passed away we believe it's now being reported on their ranch in texas and the tesla
she was driving was found in a pond. Her husband is Jim Breyer.
Her Jim Breyer is a famous investor, invested in Facebook, was one of the early investors in
Facebook, and then went off and started funneling a lot of money into China through a company called
ADG. He's on the board of another big China investor, which is, I believe he's on the board of Blackstone.
You know, so he's got a lot of, a lot of China exposure. And here everybody's kind of shocked,
right? It's like, there's a mysterious passing away of, you know, a prominent woman who was on the board of directors of the bank of China was involved in the, you know, McConnell and
Kyle shipping company that done a lot in the McConnell and Kyle shipping company.
They've done a lot in the shipping community.
The shipping community is disrupted.
And there's just mystery.
There's no information.
There's all these articles on Elaine Chao and her relationships and everything else.
And all at the end it says there was a car accident.
And it was reported by Kyle Bass on Twitter this morning,
and it started leaking out last night that this was more drowning than a car accident and that it was a car on their ranch outside of Austin, Texas.
Maybe a two to the head moment here.
Well, I mean, how hard is it to program?
Tesla is just a computer with a bunch of batteries with wheels
with wheels so how hard would it be to program it to once you get in under some circumstances
pre-programmed to uh lock the door so you can't get out back up into the river it just or the
lake or whatever it is i guess the lake on the property. Just go into reverse because it can park itself.
You can let the thing go and go find a parking spot.
So it can back up into the lake and drown you all programmatically.
Is that a possibility?
Anybody out there?
You know, by the way, Brunetti, who wants us to...
Did you see Brunetti's got one of those stupid trucks?
The cyber truck?
Yeah.
Well, listen to this.
Let me just tie into what you're saying.
First of all, the Tesla doors are very scary.
There's lots of stories of people where they were caught on fire.
They couldn't get out because the doors wouldn't unlock.
It's like a by wire thing.
It's not a direct pull to handle it. It's not a by wire thing it's not a direct it's not a mechanical lock
China
is definitely trying to
overtake the EV market
or what's left of it
I would say it could be an industrial
hit by China
that's a little good
backer into the pond
and the doors may just
have shorted out, whatever.
Lock the doors.
I'm sorry?
You can back her into the pond. You can lock the doors.
I'm saying the minute she's in drive,
the thing locks the doors
and then she's back in and just done.
It's over. Panic and it's done.
There's a lot of pressure on Tesla.
The car's definitely going to sink.
It weighs a ton more than most cars.
Oh, it'll sink right into the mud.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, what about Brunetti with his Cybertruck?
Well, Brunetti got himself a Cybertruck,
and I'm thinking that somebody could use the same trick to get rid of him.
Wow.
You should be careful with these things.
Why would you say that about a friend of the show?
No, I'm worried now.
Why would you do this?
I wasn't worried before you ran this clip that anyone who has a Tesla of any sort could be assassinated.
Hey, Dana, I love you, man.
Don't worry about it.
Don't listen to John.
But don't drive that thing.
It's a total penis.
Around water.
Yeah.
And, you know, if it gets dirty, if it gets bird poop on it,
you have to clean it off right away because it might hurt the...
Oh, I think it's not mistaken.
It's a stainless steel body.
Stainless steel is not...
The first thing you learn in a laboratory,
stainless steel is not stainless.
Just briefly on the ai scam headline sam altman wants seven trillion dollars five to seven yes here here's what was interesting
about this ai crap each level up of a gpt so now I guess we're at GPT-4.
So to go to GPT-5, so we can reach, what do they call it?
Truly generative, now what is the term?
Autonomous AI, whatever it is.
Where it thinks for itself.
Oh yeah, that'll be the day.
Costs between 25 and 100 times the previous one.
between 25 and 100 times the previous one.
So forget the compute power,
the amount of energy needed.
GPT-4 took 50 gigawatt hours of energy to train.
So GPT-5 will need 1,500 gigawatt hours.
How is this green?
It's not.
The whole thing's a scam and he's smart.
He's like,
I'm going to go get,
there'll be some chips,
give me some money.
He's not going to get anything done.
Supercomputing is next on deck, baby.
I'm telling you,
it's falling apart.
None of it works.
You know,
now they're saying,
oh, the Microsoft thing
is not all that great.
It's not all that great.
And I think, in general, there's moves now to pressure Silicon Valley.
You guys got to start paying us more.
We want more lobbying money.
And up front and center is New York City Mayor Eric Adams.
My fellow New Yorkers, this is a city built on innovation and technology.
Oh, really? It's built on innovation and technology.
Oh, really?
A place where we... Built on potholes and rats.
Bullshit.
And rats.
Celebrate progress and look to the future.
But even as we have created jobs, opportunity, and prosperity with new technology,
there have been unforeseen consequences and new dangers,
There have been unforeseen consequences and new dangers, especially when it educational process, and seriously damaging their self-esteem and well-being.
Our most recent data found that young people in New York City are experiencing anxiety, hopelessness, and even attempted suicide at rates we have never seen before. And there is growing evidence that the
power of social media is a major cause. This is a serious problem that must be addressed now.
That is why earlier this morning, our administration filed a lawsuit against the
companies that own five major social media platforms, TikTok, Instagram,
Facebook, Snapchat, and YouTube. As we announced last month in the State of the City Address,
we must take action to protect our children from harm online, including the growing dangers presented by social media. Give me money.
Give me money.
And this brings me to a new exit strategy for you and I.
I believe I have found an exit strategy that we can even involve the No Agenda Shop for this.
I'm very excited about this.
This is some new medical research.
I feel that we have
the uh the insight we have the knowledge uh we have certainly have the uh the testing grounds
we have a lot of people who can test our product and make sure it works this is a medical breakthrough
people struggling with depression may be able to ease their symptoms with certain scents.
Familiar smells help trigger life memories, assisting with depression recovery.
University of Pittsburgh neuroscientists and social workers found scents were more effective than words
to cue up happy memories and reverse the negative thought cycle.
They believe familiar memory-triggering triggering sense could play a major role in
aiding faster,
smoother depression healing.
Odors are so powerful because they engage the amygdala through nerve
connections.
I'm thinking smells on a stick.
This,
this brother,
come on.
We can,
we can work with all kinds.
We have a lavender blossoms.. We have lavender blossoms.
We've got lavender smells.
What an easy fix.
What is this called?
It's called smellography.
What is this?
Stink therapy.
There's some word for this.
It's been around for a while.
Stink therapy? Stink therapy, yeah. There's some word for this. It's been around for a while. Stink therapy.
Um,
stink therapy,
fragrance therapy.
Um,
I'm not sure what it would be.
Somebody in the troll room should know right off the top of their head.
What I'm talking about.
Uh,
aroma therapy.
Aroma therapy.
Yeah.
So this is not new.
Yeah.
But,
but the research is new.
We can sell diffusers.
It's the original No Agenda amygdala shrinkage package.
It's a product.
Okay.
It's a product.
It's a product.
You know how I feel about product.
Yeah, that's true.
We don't like product.
I would like to play one clip by Bobby the Op.
It's his latest campaign advertisement.
It's not on television.
By the way, let's just stop for a second.
Did you see his campaign?
Did you see any of the Super Bowl?
Did you see his campaign ad?
I saw the ad, and I will say this.
Within the ad, there was a picture of the Kennedy,
the classic Kennedy, I think it's 1960 or 64 bumper sticker,
the Kennedy bumper sticker.
Yeah.
And that,
which is a very strange,
very straightforward looking bumper sticker.
I have,
I believe about a hundred of these things.
I stored them away back in the,
when I was a little kid and I still have them.
Do you know where I am going to put them up for sale little kid, and I still have them. Do you know where?
Can you put your hands on them?
I am going to put them up for sale.
Can you put your hands on them?
I believe I know where they are, yes.
Oh, and you've saved them since you were a little kid?
You are a true archivist, John C. DeLauroch.
I am.
I'm so impressed with you.
But I have these stickers, and they're classic Kennedy sticker.
Now, I would have preferred to have had a big collection of something else, but these are classics.
And they were in that ad.
Excellent.
By the way, they did the Jesus ad?
Did you see the Jesus ad?
The Jesus is us or whatever it is?
Yeah.
That ad's been going around for a while.
Well, I hadn't seen it.
And it's all these blatantly AI images.
Here's the thing.
So they have Jesus washing everybody's feet.
Trans person, black person, and then the prostitute.
I'm sorry.
The prostitute washed Jesus' feet.
Jesus only washed the apostles' feet.
Who is behind this ad?
Prostitutes.
Alright, Bobby Dopp. It's a rather long clip and he plays
I think it's a very smart one. I don't know if it gets any play or not.
But he is pulling out the Black Rock card
which I think is a good move.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
This is actually quite good.
I'm glad you got this.
I think it's a good move
because everybody across the political spectrum
hates BlackRock.
I don't think it's true when he says,
BlackRock owns it.
BlackRock, do they really own more than 10% in any company?
They're minority shareholders
in almost everything they own. They may own a company or or two but it's not what their style of investing is exactly they
don't own it but that doesn't matter because it's politics what a politician lying but i think it's
very effective and it pretty much sums up 16 years of no agenda in a few minutes. It's a war that should have never happened.
It's a war that Russians tried repeatedly to settle on terms that were very, very beneficial to Ukraine and us.
The major thing they wanted.
Are you saying something?
No.
That's the noise in your own clip.
Oh, God, that's horrible.
It was for us to keep NATO out of the Ukraine.
Was for us to keep NATO out of the Ukraine.
The big military contractors want to add new countries to NATO all the time.
Why? Because then that country has to conform its military purchases to NATO weapons specifications,
which means certain companies, Northrop Grumman, Raytheon, General Dynamics, Boeing, and Lockheed get a trap in market.
March of 2022, we committed $113 billion.
Just to give you an example, we could have built a home for almost every homeless person in this country.
We then committed another $24 billion since then, two months ago. and now President Biden's asking for another $60 billion.
But the big, big expenses are going to come after the war, when we have to rebuild all the things that we destroyed.
Mitch McConnell was asked, can we really afford to spend $113 billion in Ukraine?
He said, don't worry.
It's not really going to Ukraine.
It's going to going to Ukraine. It's going to
American defense
manufacturers. So he just admitted
it's a money laundering scheme.
And who do you think owns
every one of those companies?
BlackRock. Yeah, BlackRock. So Tim
Scott, during the Republican debate,
said, don't worry.
It's not a gift to Ukraine.
It's a loan.
So raise your hand if you think that that loan is ever getting paid back.
Yeah, of course it's not.
So why do they call it a loan?
Because if they call it a loan, they can impose loan conditions.
And what are the loan conditions that we impose on?
Number one, an extreme austerity program,
so that if you're poor in Ukraine, you're going to be poor forever.
Number two, most important, Ukraine has to put all of its government-owned assets up for sale to multinational corporations,
including all of its agricultural land, the biggest single asset in Europe. In Ukraine, there's been a thousand years of war fought over that land.
It's the richest foreign land in the world.
It's the breadbasket of Europe.
500,000 kids almost,
Ukrainian kids have died
to keep that land as part of Ukraine.
They almost certainly didn't know
about this loan condition.
They've already sold 30% of it.
The buyers were DuPont, Cargill, and Monsanto. Who do you think owns all of those
companies? Yeah, BlackRock. And then in December, President Biden gave out the contract to rebuild
Ukraine. And who do you think got that contract? BlackRock. So they're doing this right in front
of us. They don't even care that we know anymore
because they know that they can get away with it. And how do they know that? Because they have a
strategy. And that strategy is an old, old strategy, which is they keep us at war with each
other. They keep us hating on each other. They keep the Republicans and Democrats fighting each
other and black
against white and all these divisions that they sell there you go i like his pianist that he
carries around with him everywhere it's not true i just the contract didn't go to black rock
so let's go i'm just looking at just randomly grab monsanto's uh
So let's go, I'm just looking at, just randomly grab Monsanto's list of shareholders.
Yes, ownership structure, sure.
And so we have BlackRock, four different divisions of BlackRock own the following percentage of,
there's another one, which is minor.
There's four divisions, different parts of BlackRock.
Man, they got all kinds of little bits and pieces.
No one said they weren't good.
I mean, they know what they're doing.
BlackRock Institutional Trust, the big boy,
owns 2.2% of Monsanto.
Wow.
BlackRock, which is a lot.
BlackRock Fund Advisors, another little spinoff subset. It owns 1.24, which brings it up to 3.6.
BlackRock Group LTD owns 0.74%, and BlackRock Advisors owns 0.15.
So maybe 4% of Monsanto is held by BlackRock.
This is not owning in the sense that the public would see it.
Oh, by the way, BlackRock Japan owns 0.11.
That's a good one.
They own a lot of stock, but it's like they, you know,
and they have a lot of influence because that's a lot of voters
when it comes to the voting stock.
But it's not the same as we think of
when we think of somebody owning it.
They own four.
Let's say they own,
if they owned to 5%,
that's still just 5%.
How about Vanguard?
Because I think that that's the real,
you know, BlackRock gets all the bad press.
Vanguard's not even on this list with Monsanto.
Oh, well, I have,
I'm looking at Vanguard's, even on this list with Monsanto. Oh, well, I have, I'm looking at Vanguard's,
when is this from?
I don't have, I don't have a date.
Oh, this is 2013.
I'll bet you Vanguard owns more.
That's what all the politicians,
all the politicians are in Vanguard.
That's what they all get in on.
And the funny thing is,
they should just have, you know,
they should just get it on the should just get on the bonds i love the inflation report that made sense yeah everybody inflation oh it's not
going down hmm hmm what what are the chances i bet you they're going to raise rates this year. Nobody sees that.
That's what they should do.
Yeah.
Nobody sees that, and they don't expect it, and they're waiting for more rate cuts.
Well, the jobs report has been pulled apart by all kinds of people.
My favorite part of the jobs report pull apart was the fact that most of the jobs that are are from are been given to illegal aliens well there's that breakout yeah that that government
jobs and a lot of people got a second or third job right and i'm seeing like the restaurant
industry at every young person i know in the restaurant industry has to get a second job because the hours are being cut i don't know if people just not going out to eat i don't know
it's too expensive the restaurant business right now is not a business i'd want to be not good not
good or or the medical device business who are striking back they're're striking back at Ozempic.
Here's a fun little report.
On the Medical Watch, bypassing diabetes for the long haul.
Medical reporter Dina Baer is here with some new insight.
Dina.
Lourdes and Pat, bypass surgery helps patients lose weight and shed a diabetes diagnosis.
Now researchers at the American College of Surgeons say even if the weight comes back, diabetes stays away.
Looking at data from nearly 300 people treated at Mayo Clinic from 2008 to 2017,
doctors found gastric bypass improves long-term type 2 diabetes remission.
75% of bypass patients did not see their diabetes return.
And for those who gained every bit of weight back, 60% still remained diabetes-free.
Yeah, stop with the Ozempic, people.
Get your lap band. Get on the operating table.
That's right.
That's right.
And there's an Ozempic class action now that is ramping up.
And this was really, I was surprised by this report from ABC.
I guess they're not getting enough ad money.
U.S. government officials say they're looking into the practices of powerful middlemen in relation to a critical shortage of generic drugs.
The FTC is focusing on drug distributors and other companies in the supply chain that buy medicines for hospitals.
Those middlemen are accused of driving prices higher i'm talking a little bit nasty yeah it's just money it's all about money
i do have a clip here from uh uh janet yellen who is very confident about our economy
despite the inflation which of course is because our president is on the ball.
We hit the road with Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen in the battleground state of Michigan, where the economy is one of voters' top concerns.
Do you think the president can win in Michigan in November?
Well, I certainly hope so. I think the economy is going to be good and strong.
hope so. I think the economy is going to be good and strong. Inflation rose 3.1 percent in January,
more than expected. Driving the higher prices, car insurance surged 21 percent over the last year. Rent has risen 6 percent and daycare costs are up 5 percent. Are you and President Biden happy
with where inflation is right now? Super happy. Well, look look we know that americans are experiencing um discomfort because
important prices discomfort um higher than they were pre-pandemic but what i think is really
important is that wages have gone up along with prices. So people are better off than they were pre-pandemic.
Another hurdle for the Biden campaign, voter concerns about his age. Again,
a focus after special counsel Robert Herr's report questioning the president's mental fitness.
It called President Biden a well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory. Do you agree with that?
I absolutely disagree with that.
I work very closely with President Biden. I disagree. He's an elderly man with a crappy
memory. And I'm often with him on foreign trips. He's at the top of his game. What the special
counsel said was very unfair. Another sign of trouble for President Biden here in Michigan,
a liberal group originally affiliated and launched by Senator Bernie Sanders back in 2016, is urging Michiganders to vote uncommitted to the upcoming Democratic primary because of President Biden's position on the Israel Hamas war.
Meantime, Secretary Yellen tells us the administration needs to do everything it can to, quote, bring this tragic conflict to an end.
I'm wondering if you saw the Wall Street Journal article.
First of all, I must say that was a non sequitur of a story starts one place and ends another.
Well, no, I haven't actually read the article, but I have.
I'm very familiar with what it's trying to do
yes well the the headline was i'm ready to serve yeah now it was the art the interview was done
two days before the unfortunate uh report came out yes supposedly this is what they say
i i think it's you know i don't know She said, yeah, I'm ready to serve.
She may have had a clue that this report had to say.
She may have been on top of the I'm ready to serve nonsense.
West Virginia Attorney General Patrick Morrissey is now calling for Vice President Kamala Harris to invoke the 25th Amendment.
Boy, it would be such a year of first
wouldn't it be so it would be great but she's not gonna do it she's gutless
uh overnight if you listen to anybody by the way these guys are gonna have a lot of uh explaining
to do if they do anything because like mayorkas was on meet the press last sunday i don't have
a clip unfortunately because he's what a doofus that guy is and he's glib and he's arrogant and he's uh patronizing and he's uh he says oh
biden sharp as a tack i have to meet with him all the time i've never met a man he asks the
right questions he grills me he's sharp as a tack i i wish you could see it. Axios had a huge report about all the problems going on in the background in the administration.
Let me see.
Infighting.
I'll bring it up here.
Exclusive.
How Biden botched the border.
Nice.
Infighting.
Turmoil.
nice uh infighting turmoil and apparently according to axios biden's are running around yelling at everybody yeah that i think might be true he's just running around yelling everybody
doesn't know why he's yelling but it's okay everything's so good you just heard from our
treasury secretary uh wages are up. Everybody's happy.
Let's start with the flight attendants today. Roughly 5,000 walked picket lines at about 30 airports nationwide, including Orlando, Miami, Los Angeles, Washington, D.C., San Francisco, Chicago, Denver, Houston, Dallas.
The three unions are in contract talks with big airlines, Alaska, Southwest, United, JetBlue, Frontier, Wisconsin, and American Airlines.
They are demanding better pay and working conditions.
This was only a picket today, not a strike, so flights should have still been fully staffed.
Meanwhile, Uber, Lyft, and some delivery drivers are planning to strike tomorrow in about 10 cities and targeting airports.
They're also demanding better pay and
improved driver safety luster those wages they're great everything's up everybody's happy you know
people may be feeling a little discomfort
then it's so sad that we just i mean it's great for us because we have a job but the news media
they're just so bad they are bad they're really bad although the uk finally
relented overnight britain's economy fell into a recession in the second half of last year oh no
official data released thursday showed gross domestic product contracted by a worse than
expected 0.3 percent in the three months to december that follows another decline over the period between july
and september of 0.1 britain's office for national statistics said the q4 falling gdp
was the biggest since the first quarter of 2021 in the depths of the health crisis yeah the hell
i love that the health crisis let's just call call it the health crisis. You mean COVID?
The COVID scamdemic?
Richie Sunak.
Where is it?
I have it here.
Richie Sunak did a town hall, which he will regret for a long time.
Let me get Sunak.
Where is this clip?
Here it is.
Rishi.
Rishi.
I say Rishi.
Rishi.
Rishi Sunak did a town hall
and all of a sudden now you got to kind of tune in because the guy's from squatland
we have to remind some of some of the people that listen and produce the show that who he is he's the
prime minister prime minister of the uk uh married into a billionaire family what's the name he said
yeah what's the name of the company that his father-in-law started?
I don't know.
A big company.
So Rishi, who was placed there after they kicked out Teresa,
remember that?
They crashed the gilts.
Oh, you're out.
You're dumb.
Put in this guy.
This rich guy, he'll know.
it's, oh, you're out, you're dumb.
Put in this guy, this rich guy, he'll know.
So Rishi gets accosted by a man claiming to be vaccine injured.
And it's not just him.
There's another one in the audience.
And of course, we cannot have this. The news model has to jump in and he has to stop this nonsense.
model has to jump in and he has to stop this nonsense
but it's worth listening to the
absolute
frustration
and despair in this man's
Scottish accented voice
My name is John Watt
and I'm one of the Covid vaccine injured
in this country
I want you to look into my eyes
I want you to look at the pain
the trauma and the regret I look into my eyes and I want you to look at the pain the trauma
and the regret I have in my eyes
we have been left with no help at all
not only am I in here
that's vaccine injured
there's another man over there
whose life's been ruined by that COVID-19 vaccine
I know people who have lost legs
amputations
I know people with heart conditions
like myself
why are the people who are in charge legs, amputations. I know people with heart conditions like myself, Rishi Sunak.
Why are the people who are in charge
who told us all to do the
right thing, have left us
all to rot, and left
me and the thousands and the tens
of thousands in this country
to rot. Rishi Sunak,
look me in the eye. When are you
going to start to do the right thing?
There are over 30,000 people who have had an adverse reaction to that vaccine.
John, thank you very much indeed for your question.
Thank you.
You've made a really strong point, John. Prime Minister.
John, I'm very sorry to hear about your personal circumstances.
And you said someone over here also seems to have suffered by a similar thing.
Now, obviously, I don't know about the individual situation that you're in.
Silence, Roshi. We're silenced on social media and everything.
We are silenced. We are the most silenced people in this country.
We're silenced in the press because my story in the press.
I had to go to the government for comment.
All right, get in there, get in there.
Forgive me, forgive me both.
I'm happy to answer. I'm addressing you now.
No one is saying you are.
Oh, yeah, OK.
I've lost my house, my wife, my successful career.
And, sir, you raise some very valid points, I'm sure.
What I've got to say is, though, we haven't got you on microphone.
Oh, that's the problem. valid points i'm sure what i've got to say is though we haven't got you on microphone and as
you know we've got to get through this i'm sure we can we can raise your points with the prime
minister at a later date yes and that was the end of it they were carted off yeah later date look me
in the eye rishi sunak i like that i like it look me in the eye it's tragic things are so bad you remember rachel dolezal how bad are they do you remember
rachel dolezal who wasn't she in texas now teaching kindergarten or something where is she
do you remember rachel dolezal of course we everyone remembers rachel dolezal she's the
one who identifies as black yes things are so bad that rachel dolezal. She's the one who identifies as black. Yes, things are so bad that Rachel
Dolezal now has an
OnlyFans page.
Yeah, I understand that.
But it's not that she's stripping
or anything, is she? Yes!
Oh! Yes!
So,
if you
identify as black and you can't even get a gig,
you gotta go to OnlyFans.
This is bad.
This is very, very bad.
But it doesn't matter because we'll have a good news segment at the end of the show.
We'll bring you right back up.
Well, Rachel Dolezal having an OnlyFans page is probably good news for some people.
It's not good news.
It's bad.
It's like someone sent me this note
and said, I'm attaching a picture.
And luckily, he didn't attach a picture.
And I said,
you didn't attach it. Don't worry.
Don't resend it. I'm good to go.
I believe you.
What did he say?
I don't know. That was before the show, and then I didn't look.
Let's go to the battle between Texas and the United States, USA versus Texas.
Yes, this is a big one. We're still on deck.
All happening in Eagle Pass, one little swath of land that has a fence.
Forty-five U.S. lawmakers signed this amicus brief this week,
supporting Texas in a legal case against the Justice Department. The Biden administration is suing Texas over a new law known as Senate Bill
4. Governor Greg Abbott signed it into law in December. Now, Senate Bill 4 gives Texas police
the authority to arrest illegal immigrants for trespassing once they enter the Lone Star State.
Now, the Justice Department argues that Texas can't do that
because arresting immigrants falls under federal authority.
But Representative Jody Arrington, who leads the 45 lawmakers, disagrees.
Watch.
Not only is this president and secretary failing to provide for a common defense
and willfully disregarding the laws of the land,
they are obstructing our state's effort to protect our citizens and defend our border.
Meanwhile, new numbers show that the month of January saw over 176,000 immigrant encounters at the southern border.
That's more than any January ever before, breaking the previous record set in 2023 with nearly 160,000 encounters.
That's right.
That's why wages are going up.
Good.
You know, he mentioned Amica's brief.
There's been an update
from our constitutional lawyer, Rob,
who has been tracking the Missouri versus versus biden case in the supreme
court and that's uh you know that's basically where the administration was uh threatening
twitter and other social media companies to uh take down um accounts and posts etc and our
constitutional lawyer said hey you know i'm very happy to write an amicus brief for the no agenda show
and i said well why do we do that he says because it's kind of cool to have the no agenda show
you know registered with the supreme court i don't i you know he says he'll write it i'd like
to explain in a little more detail what do you mean well what would the brief be regarding well
it would well this is the point is we have to we have to come up with a reason to say,
yeah, this is wrong.
Go podcasting.
That's the basic idea.
Oh, I see.
Go podcasting.
Oh, okay.
Go podcasting.
Go podcasting angle.
We could put a go podcasting angle in somehow.
But it would be the no agenda show with an amicus brief. Okay, I would like to have,
I think we should go ahead with this.
Okay, there we go.
And?
How do we do this?
I don't have an and
because I'd like to have more clarification.
Okay.
That would help.
He said,
as for no agenda amicus brief,
one,
this is how he writes to me,
one, brackets,
if a case is important to y'all,
please don't write that in our amicus brief. If a case is important to y'all okay this is please don't
write that in our amicus brief if a case is important to y'all why not have your position
considered by the justices sitting on the highest court in the land and possibly get a mention
somewhere yes sometimes an amicus brief moves the needle making a difference on an important case
that's his that's his his mo okay so we need to find some cases that we want to
throw throw some amicus briefs into well i think we have we do more than one i think we have plenty
of producers who were who had posts taken down who were um shadow banned i mean i think we have
an entire audience filled with people who had that happen. So maybe we take a couple of those.
Okay, well, let's discuss this in our... We're not going to have a meeting.
I'm not going to have a meeting.
In our after show post-mortem.
I don't want a meeting.
Let's not do meetings.
I do want to hear your series of clips
about meta versus AI. Yes, these I put off from the last show of clips about meta versus AI.
Yes, these I put off from the last show.
This is meta versus AI versus PBS.
For some reason, I like these because there's some twists in clip two and three.
So let's start with clip one, meta versus AI versus PBS.
Earlier this week, as the 2024 election campaigns picked up steam,
Meta announced it would start labeling AI-generated images
that appear on Facebook, Instagram, and threads
to help users better judge what they're seeing.
In December, an advocacy group called Free Press said Meta, YouTube, and X
have rolled back a total of 17 policies
intended to protect against hate speech and misinformation.
Well, that's very confusing. What exactly did they say there?
That is another one of these that we're seeing more and more of these.
There was one earlier in the show. These would I consider to be a non sequitur opening to some topic. Well, how do you get from,
from labeling AI generated images,
which I've starting to see the people labeling them,
but they're not labeling as AI.
They're labeling the sources,
Wally or whatever those things are.
Oh yeah.
Dolly,
Dolly,
Dolly,
Wally,
Wally,
Wally, AI. I love it. Dolly. Dolly. Dolly. Wally. Wally. Wally AI. I love it.
Wally.
And so, so then he goes from that to hate speech.
I don't know. I think it must have to do with, I guess, AI images and memes, which tend to be, I think most memes are.
Hate speech.
Can be defined as hate speech because they're always slamming something.
They're just bad comedy, most of them.
So here we go.
Now here we got a clip too and I have the word dud written.
Okay.
The group also said layoffs at the three companies make it harder to enforce the safeguards that remain.
Katie Harbath is the chief global affairs officer at Duco,
which is a technology consulting firm. She's also a former public policy director at Facebook.
Katie, this announcement from Meta, how big a deal is it? How helpful is this
going to be? And is it enough? So I think that this is just one of many important steps that
when thinking about safeguarding elections, not only
here in the United States, but around the globe. And so we are facing
new challenges with AI, as well as existing challenges that have
been around for a long time, such as mis- and disinformation, foreign
interference, transparency around political ads. And I think one of the
challenges as we go into
this cycle is that question of whether or not these platforms are prepared is we just don't
know because they are also putting in a lot of investment. They're making a lot of changes,
as you mentioned. But we also don't know the twists and turns that await for us over the
course of this next year. And so the real proof of this will be how these companies act as these different elections happen and as we see different forms of nefarious interference happen
nefarious interference nefarious interference so what is she talking about
uh that epstein pictures are coming out and it has to be deemed ai you know i'm sorry i'm not a
big fan of this thesis is yours at least initially but as it as this continues in like articles
stories like this i'm starting to warm up to it well if we don't send more money to israel it's
going to happen the epstein pictures are coming it's coming this this has been going on for this op has been going on for a long time
it's time to lay some blackmail yes they need to lay some smack down and show some pictures
well something's coming up but let's go to part three with the which i have the comment on this
one as stooge this is one of the biggest open questions for me uh many of the some of the
platforms such as meta have actually announced things that they're doing for the upcoming Indonesian elections, for the Mexico elections coming up.
But they're just not being as transparent about that and what that means around the globe.
Traditionally, we have seen just a lot more time, money and effort put into the English language, into elections in the U.S. and the EU. And I am worried that so much attention is going
to get sucked into those elections that we will forget about these elections all around the globe
that will have just as much impact as the future of the global world order and how we handle issues
on everything from climate change to other geopolitical issues. Oh, brother. She had to
bring that in. I like the political stuff,
but then you bring in climate change.
Yeah, always has to bring it in.
It's no good.
So those three clips
was a disappointment.
A little bit.
I want to run off this clip, though.
I've been saving this for weeks and weeks
because we have not discussed it,
but this is something that we did discuss probably two or three years ago,
maybe even pre-COVID, because there was some shooting in Slovenia or something.
Oh, yes.
Yes, the kids, the parents got convicted.
And the parents in Slovenia got convicted.
Well, it looks like we're heading in the same direction.
This is the Michigan mom on trial.
This is a Democracy Now! clip, but I don't think it's Amy, so don't play anything.
And this is a big deal that is really not, is still flying a little bit under the radar. In Michigan, a jury has convicted Jennifer Crumbly of four counts of involuntary manslaughter for a deadly school shooting carried out by her 15-year-old son at Oxford High School in 2021.
Prosecutors argued Crumbly had a duty to prevent her son from going on the rampage, which killed four students in what was Michigan's deadliest school shooting.
Yeah.
Yeah, I saw that story come by now dad's going under trial too they're
getting both parents they're going to get both parents for the kids shooting this is i don't
want to sound like a uh like i'm getting yes i always sound like a fuddy daddy that's beside
the point i think this is the go after the black Americans.
Oh?
They have more kids, like in Oakland.
Oh.
There's murders going on all the time, and there's a lot of juveniles doing them.
I think they're going to start going after black.
They had to find some.
Let's get a white example.
Let's do the white man first.
Wow.
Let's run this one down and see what happens.
Is anybody feeding back negatively?
No, nobody's feeding back negatively.
This looks good.
We're not even getting much coverage.
You'd think you'd get more coverage than this.
Okay, let's start going after black parents for their wayward kids shooting up the place in Oakland and elsewhere.
Interesting theory.
Run that one by Mo.
I certainly will.
Meanwhile, in Chicago, whatever you do, let's take away tools.
Not renewing Chicago's multi-million dollar contract with Sound Thinking,
the company that runs the gunshot detection system,
has long been on the mind
of Brandon Johnson, even before he was elected mayor. These tools have proven not to work.
We can find a whole lot of things we can spend $10 million on. Just months into his young
administration, the mayor's office says it mistakenly electronically signed a contract
extension with the company that runs through Friday. Tuesday, he made good on a
campaign promise saying he would end the contract, but he wants to keep the gunfire detection system
online through the Democratic National Convention set for Chicago in late August. Now, city leaders
are hearing sound thinking, may not agree to the one-time extension and shut the system down tomorrow. The system has
been the target of progressives for years, many agreeing with the mayor that it is ineffective
and leads to over-policing. They cite studies that show many gunshots detected don't lead to
arrests or prosecutions. Supporters, however, question why the city would want to get rid of
any tool that helps police.
Police Superintendent Larry Snelling has made similar arguments.
The company that owns ShotSpotter sent a statement last night that didn't mention whether it would stay with the city through the DNC or shut it down tomorrow.
It did, however, say it is proud of the work that it's done here in Chicago over the past seven years and has helped locate hundreds of gunshot victims when no 911 call came in.
It's very interesting.
The mayor made a campaign promise, which was part of defund the police.
I think 40% of Chicago's budget goes towards policing, which is a lot, certainly for the results they're getting.
At least the media results, because most of the gang warfare takes place in a very small area.
But the mayor said, yeah, I want to keep it through the DNC because it doesn't work.
Yes, I thought the same illogic was just stood out like a sore thumb.
It doesn't work, but we need it for this moment.
Yeah.
If it doesn't work, it doesn't work. The thing is for this moment yeah so yeah yeah yeah if it doesn't work it doesn't work the thing is it does work i think it works i know they have it in oakland and it
seems to do some good but uh oakland's doing great well oakland police was a defund operation
too they defunded the police and put in a weak district attorney so you wouldn't get anyone
so they're letting people go
left and right and so they have all these issues including the naacp coming out and saying hey
oakland's got to do something and this is like an organization that that you know that rarely
comes out and says anything about anything uh at least when it comes to like policing yeah i would
i would say yeah it's like we had that shooting in Kansas City during the Chief Super Bowl celebrations.
Yeah.
You know, everyone's baffled, like, oh, we don't know how this could happen.
They've arrested four people.
Ah, wrong skin color.
Ah, we can't, how can, I mean biden did his best you know he tried to say oh you know it's a
gun problem gun problem uh here let's see i have a clip do you have a reaction to the shooting in
kansas city as the president and his wife admired messages of love on the White House lawn, questions over a fatal shooting struck a sharp contrast.
As is often the case after such tragedies in the United States,
Joe Biden released a statement condemning the violence and urging action on gun reform.
He called on Americans to make their voice heard in Congress,
to finally act to ban assault weapons,
to limit high-capacity magazines,
and strengthen background checks.
Those sentiments were echoed by Vice President Kamala Harris.
The reality of it is a lot of this can be prevented
if members of legislators, including the United States Congress,
just have the courage to act with reasonable gun safety laws.
Now, what I find interesting about this particular news clip
is Kamala Harris is stepping out of Marine One.
What does she get to ride in the chopper?
What is she doing?
That's not typical.
No, no, no.
We have a Secret Service guy
that is one of our show producers,
and he brings up a lot of interesting points.
He brought some mistakes we made last time, including the fact that when I was critical of Joe Biden, when the soldiers came back into Dover, Delaware Airport.
Yeah, the dignified transfers.
The dignified transfers. It turns out that that's where they
always take place so we should know that so anyone's saying else otherwise it's full of crap
and we and and the families are never there at the air at the airplane they're inside the chapel
where it's private and they don't take pictures right so he made that made us clear that out yeah
we appreciate that but he would know about this particular situation,
what's going on.
And how about the other shooting
that nobody wants to talk about at all,
which is the transsexual dude woman
who went into Joel Osteen's operation
and was gunned down by people carrying.
Well, I'm going to push back a little bit on that
because it immediately was it's
a trans person which would be par for the course with the church shootings um actually i have a
clip hold on a second uh because it was more related to um israel
uh well we don't even know because the guy's girl, the guy, whatever it is, is dead.
And we do.
We do.
We do.
Hold on.
This is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A Palestinian sticker on the gun stock.
We know that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's it.
But why are they shooting up that church?
What's it got to do with Palestine?
Oh, I'm sure it has to do with it's a family matter.
It's a family matter.
It's not going to go anywhere because it was one of those situations where a couple of guys carrying guns in the church stopped this from getting any worse.
This is not a good idea to go into any church trying to shoot anything up these days.
Well, not in Texas.
No.
No.
No.
Everybody's packing.
Everybody. The women are packing
no but it's very sad very sad that this happened i mean what's going on people stop it you know
she had a she he whatever this person was had a had a a ban so i don't know how you can buy it. The gun was apparently purchased legally, but they had a ban since 2015, 2016.
No, it doesn't go anywhere.
None of it.
So Lloyd Austin's back again from the hospital once again.
Yeah, he had an emergency procedure.
What happened?
He had to bow out?
They won't say, but he's fine.
He's got his voice back.
Of course, his voice could easily be altered through nefarious means because he's still just doing Zoom calls and he's seated.
So I think he went back in because I think they got the right guy, but he's still not tall enough.
So they keep putting him in Zoom meetings so you can't see how tall he is.
So they keep putting him in Zoom meetings so you can't see how tall he is.
And I think they're operating.
I think he's getting those leg operations where they can add like two or three inches to you by lengthening your calves. Wow.
Moon landing.
What?
Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin.
Hold on a second.
There we go.
Let's just.
He's getting a leg operation, everybody.
Yeah, sure.
It's an operation that people have done.
Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin hosted a virtual meeting on Ukraine Today. That's just
one day after he was released from the hospital following treatment for prostate cancer. The
Pentagon chief said he's in good condition. He vowed to support Ukraine even as future funding
remains in doubt. I plan to be in person with you today in Brussels, but I had to return to the hospital for non-surgical procedures.
I'm in good condition and my cancer prognosis remains excellent.
And I'm really grateful for all the well wishes.
The United States continues to stand four square with Ukraine.
And America will continue to support Ukraine's principal fight against Putin's imperial
aggression. Austin delivered opening remarks to the Ukraine Defense Contact Group. He addressed
Ukraine's urgent need for ammunition in its ongoing conflict with Russia. The Pentagon has
been unable to send weapons to Ukraine since December due to a lack of funds. The Senate on
Tuesday passed a $95 billion aid bill for Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan.
But House Speaker Johnson has signaled he won't bring the bill to the House floor, leaving its fate uncertain.
I like the imperial aggression. How does that work with a dictator?
Is he a king? Is he a dictator?
He's an imperialist, whatever.
We've been following the renewal of the FISA Act for a few months now,
and I guess it's finally coming to bear or coming to the forefront.
And amendments are coming in now.
This is amazing.
And maybe it's in this clip.
Amendments have been proposed that would remove the necessity for a warrant if it is, if, so the fight, the, the foreign intelligence surveillance act, which is, isn't that an, isn't that a Patriot Act 9-11 throwback? Isn't that what all came out of that?
Yeah.
Which means that the NSA, who of course course, they have everything. Hello, NSA.
They have this podcast.
They have all your phone calls.
And I'm sure we have listeners there.
I don't know if they're producers or not, but they should be.
They got the money.
How about sending some money?
We're trying to survive here, people.
We're trying to survive here.
A, we got a lousy day today.
When we hear the donation segment, it's going to be very short.
Except only one guy came in with any amount of money, a reliable guy, Animas.
And the NSA has shown no love whatsoever, even though I know they have to.
With all those people, they have to have at least 100 people from the NSA listen to this podcast.
So the way it works is once they say, hey, we've identified some foreign person, then they just go and type it in, pull it up and they can listen, they can read, they can do whatever they want.
And if the conversation or the communication is with an American citizen, they're supposed to get what's called a FISA warrant, which means you have to go and convince a secret judge in a secret room in a secret room in a
secret house at a secret day on a very secret day without any information hey we got it we have to
listen to this american which is inherently illegal to do but because of the fisa act that's
changed and now there's an amendment that says you what, we don't even need to have a warrant.
And Jake Sullivan dropped that that pain in the ass.
And Jake Sullivan, our national security adviser, is all in on it. On FISA, there are a couple of amendments that are being considered.
One of them would require a warrant for every query of lawfully selected data.
If that were to pass and get into the bill, would the president veto that bill? So I'm not in a position to stand here today and make veto threats on behalf of the
president. Those are decisions for him to make. What I will tell you is that we do not believe
that that serves the national security interests of the United States. And in fact, today I will
be making that case to a number of members that the warrant requirement as conceived is not the best way actually to ensure the protection of the personal privacy of Americans.
There are a number of other elements of the bill that we have supported that would reform and update FISA to protect the civil liberties of Americans.
But a warrant requirement from our perspective would go too far in undermining the very purpose of FISA.
And frankly, it would put victims at risk.
Oh, yeah.
There it is.
What victims?
What victims?
What victims have their bandit that have been put at risk under any circumstance?
What are the victims?
What is he talking about?
Well, he's got a PowerPoint.
He'll be presenting it.
This is bull crap.
The only reason for this whole setup is so you can spy on your political enemies.
It's got nothing to do with everything.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
And then finally, before we take a break, despite a huge Super Bowl, which was the second largest live televised event in American history after the moon landing.
televised event in American history after the moon landing.
At least you're consistent.
This was live.
I mean, it was actually the number one real live event.
Oh!
There we go.
Which I think had a huge windfall.
They even had, because of the Swift op, they had lots of female-oriented ads,
which is atypical,
other than get me some snacks, woman.
And then there was the bonanza of having overtime
with those same expensive ad rates.
Yeah, which apparently...
It brought in over $600 million that one show.
So $600 in in 800 jobs out including sadly sadly
our boy jeff begays the poopmeister oh yes he's out hey he's he's apparently he's a douche in the
workplace who says no the reports are saying that he had an HR dispute where he was dressing down female journalists on the work floor for 20 minutes.
For doing lousy work, maybe?
Probably.
He doesn't seem like the right guy to be a real a-hole.
Well, we've always liked him on this show.
He's one of our fan favorites.
So you can mock his voice.
Here's how the meeting went.
The No Agenda guys like him out.
Who else?
Oh, they like the pixie girl out.
Now, we have a different view of this because Catherine Herridge, who came from Fox, went to the CIA broadcast systems, was very effective.
She gets inside information all the time.
She's always spilling the beans.
We think it's a reassignment.
That was my thinking, yes.
Definitely reassignment.
Where do you think she'll wind up?
And where would she be most effective?
She has a look.
She's going to wind up where she's, I'm going to guess this.
She's going to wind up where she's, I'm going to guess this. She's going to wind up where she's needed.
And so that means that wherever she shows up, that is an operation, whatever news or could be any media company whatsoever, could be One Nation or whatever, you know, the thing that Chris Cromwell was on, it could be anywhere.
That place is obviously on the needs work list.
You know,
you put these enemies lists up on the blackboard and you have these companies
that need work.
In other words,
they're not toeing the line.
I have a thought.
They don't have the right CIA people in there.
And so she's going to,
wherever she ends up,
that's a needs workplace.
And I think it's going to be news nation or something like that.
Maybe.
Nope.
I think she's going to get a government job as a spokeshole.
Oh,
I think that she could be a national security spokeshole.
She could be,
maybe Kirby.
Kirby's not doing well.
Kirby is just not bringing the bacon.
Replace Kirby,
maybe,
but I think it's a government gig.
That makes the most sense for her.
Well, okay.
I'm going to take it one step further then.
It's going to be a government gig in the Trump administration.
She won't last two seconds.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, I don't think so.
CIA is...
Everyone, make a recording.
Somebody make a recording.
There's always a recording.
Just call our friends at the NSA.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage.
Say good morning to you,
the man who put the C in the bad comedy.
Say hello to my friend on the other end,
the one and only Mr. John C. DeMora.
Well, in the morning, Mr. Adam Curry,
in the morning, ships at sea, boots to the ground,
feet in the air, subs in the water,
and all the dames and knights out there. In the morning to the trolls in the morning, Mr. Adam Curry, in the morning, ships at sea, boots on the ground, feeding our subs in the water, and all the games and nights out there.
In the morning to the trolls in the troll room.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Last Thursday, we had 1742.
Today, 1630.
We're down.
We're down trolls.
We're down 110 trolls.
We've lost them.
We didn't even play an Africa clip. are down 110 trolls. We've lost them.
We didn't even play an Africa clip.
What are we doing?
I don't know, but we're not in an attractive troll room anymore.
I don't know. The trolls
who are here... Oh, here's one.
Be more funny is the...
We're funny as we can be we're not comedians
well we are a comedy podcast yeah valentine's day hangover is suggested and that's possible
no no that it kind of valentine's day slipped by didn't it didn't really valentine's day is
always a dog for the show that's always mother. Mother's Day, Valentine's Day. Yep, you're right.
During the two years of COVID, we were making hay during Valentine's Day
because everyone was all concerned about their relatives and wives and spouses and whatever.
And so they would all be kind of their hand wringing during that period.
Back to normal, pre--covid it was the same
way oh valentine's day
oh these assholes are trying to
make money from valentine's day I hate
valentine's day so I
looked up valentine's day do you know
why we celebrate this
I think I wrote it up once
in one of the old newsletters but I've
long since forgot what What is it?
So St. Valentine, who married Christians and preached the gospel, he was beheaded on February 14th, 269 A.D.
Oh, he was beheaded.
Yeah, so we're celebrating a beheading.
We're celebrating a beheading of a saint.
Yeah, who knew? I mean, is America great or what? That makes sense to me. a beheading. We're celebrating a beheading of a saint.
Who knew? I mean, is America great or what? It makes sense to me.
We can make a holiday out of anything.
Good on you, Hallmark.
Good work. Well, no wonder we have
a, it drops off, and then
everything drops off.
The trolls who are here, we love
you. They're all listening live. We do this show
live on Thursdays and Sundays. noagendastream.com.
Or you can, and that's just something you can go to and listen to if you don't want to be in the troll room.
Go to the troll room at trollroom.io or use a modern podcast app, which now includes Joe Rogan.
And you can find those at modernpodcastapps.com.
It's the only way to listen.
modernpodcastapps.com.
It's the only way to listen.
If you want to go against the man,
which is the big Silicon Valley companies,
and you want to make sure that you hear all of your podcasts,
and they get deplatformed all the time.
You could be listening on Spotify.
It's gone.
Several a day they deplatform, and Apple does the same.
So we don't have that problem with the modern podcast apps.
We're value for value.
Been doing it for 16 years.
It's a magical system.
It keeps us on our toes most of the time.
No, all the time, actually, I'd say.
Yeah, it keeps us on our toes all the time.
Yeah, so we don't have a guaranteed income.
We don't have guaranteed advertising
that we don't have to, thank God, we don't have to do, you know, oh, let's do an ad read.
Hey, John.
Gee, John.
Yes, Adam.
Hey, how you doing, buddy?
I've been feeling a little overweight.
Have you seen the new Death Bound?
It's a great product.
I've lost 10 pounds.
Tell me about it.
It's a great product.
I've lost 10 pounds.
Tell me about it.
So we don't have to do any of that phony baloney stuff at all,
which means that we give you the show free.
Free, no hindrances, no creepy commercials, no corporate money.
There's no levels.
You don't have no paywalls. You don't have to jump through hoops.
You can get it in all kinds of places, wherever you get your podcasts, obviously.
And you're free to disseminate it.
Make copies.
Make lots of copies.
Post it on your website.
Post it on your website.
On your blog.
Exactly.
Because you're making a comeback.
It's really true.
It's really true.
Kids are back doing...
What's sad about the blogs is kids are going...
And when I say kids, I'm talking young people.
Kids.
You're talking about kids.
I'm talking about 20s.
And so they're reinventing the wheel like, oh yeah, I'm coding HTML for my blog.
Dude, we invented systems that do this for you.
All you need ultimately is the RSS feed.
And you're going to see they're going to be apps uh with the rss reader apps they're coming
and they're going to start talking about eating a cheese sandwich
where does that come from that's the original blog post today i had a cheese sandwich you know
people talk about everything they did blogs were just journals of like diaries open diaries it was
nobody wanted to hear any of this.
That's right.
Remember people you say, what do you do?
It's a blog.
It was weblogs first.
Weblog.
Why would anyone want to post about their life?
Right.
Right.
Well, go look at Twitter and tell me if people don't like posting about their life.
Here's a picture of my food.
life. Here's a picture of my food.
So in return, all we
really ask for is that you give us
some time, talent, or treasure. There's
many ways you can help the show.
Our anonymous secret
service person.
This is great. This is very helpful.
This gives us good insight,
good information. There's lots of people
who, everybody is an expert in something.
Give us a boots on the ground.
It really helps the show.
Send us some clips, something you found.
I mean, I'm playing local clips.
I don't get all these ABC local newscasts, but other people do.
They send clips or send a link.
All of that is extremely helpful.
And you can do it with as i said time talent or treasure
time and talent is definitely something that our artists put into the mix all the time and
we have to choose it's all it's hard i will admit it but we have to choose from one of the many
submitted images for our album art which works very well because people talk about it
people notice it it shows up in all the podcast apps as new art our our pick for super bowl uh
sunday was controversial to say the least um there was i got no feedback on it whatsoever
uh the x was full of feedback i would say there were eight out of ten were extremely positive i even
read things and said i can't wait to listen to this show and there were several women who were
very unhappy with it who asked what was wrong with us it's disgusting and this was a butt uh
in a but a random but hot pants with a no agenda, which was well done, by the way, by Francisco Scaramanga.
Oh, it's very hard to do what he did.
But, you know, it's like there was just, there were some commenters were just, there was no arguing with him.
This is horrible.
Someone actually said it was triggering to him or to his wife.
I'm like, tell me more.
Probably his wife. Well, no, he said it was his wife, but I'm like, well, it was triggering to him or to his wife. I'm like, tell me more. Probably his wife.
Well, no, he said it was his wife, but I'm like,
well, it was triggering.
I mean, how triggering to what?
Was she after she shoot up the place afterwards? I'm sick of you
men. I don't know.
I don't know. But it was it was seen as
very unfriendly by 2%
of the but it's a
calipageous but calipageous butt. It's a calipidgous butt.
Calipidgous?
Yeah, look up calipidgous.
Calipidgous.
How do you spell it?
And so it was taken from an earlier piece that he did.
I guess Scaramanga heard us complaining about using Taylor Swift,
and supposedly it was a backside shot of Taylor Swift,
even though she has a butt that's that cal that calipigious, but you don't know.
Taylor Swift, no, she does not have a calipigious butt.
So she had, but that was a butt.
And on the back of a player or somebody, a fan.
Well, number 87.
It was Travis.
Yeah, it was Travis's number.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was Travis's number.
And so we picked it knowing that we probably would get some negative.
Are you sure it's not Calipidgen?
You said Calipidges.
No, Calipidgen is one version of the word, but Calipidges, I think, is the... Well, Calipidgen, according to Merriam-Webster, literally is having shapely buttocks.
Yes, that's exactly right.
How about this?
For the women who complain, it's okay for Kim Kardashian to be all over your timeline with her calipigisness.
She doesn't have a, in my opinion, she's got a big ass.
That's a big difference.
She got...
Just a big, giant butt doesn't really...
She got a BBL.
Well, whatever she's got.
A Brazilian butt lift, yeah. But that's okay.
And what I hear then is,
you go, girl.
But then when the No Agenda show shows some
calipigin,
we're like, you're disgusting you're you're horrible man interesting interesting double standard ladies i'm just saying let's take a look
at some of the other choices we had which was what i basically said there was nothing else
there was nothing that hit it like that one uh so yes actually if there was anything better
than that butt shot we probably would have picked it i agree i agree um there was nothing we had
lots of taylor swift images which we said we would not use i did like the sports bowl
uh which was yeah you did like this someone and i said can we do that and you went no we're
doing the butt i that's exactly what i hey i wrote it down i have it here in my notes you said no
we're doing the butt okay where is the sports bowl one i also liked the podcast sports bowl one i
don't not seeing it it's uh i think it's dar Darren O'Neill. It just has the football with no agenda.
Sports bowl, just the football.
That was no good.
And the one, what we would have chosen if it wasn't the wrong day,
would have been the podcast hearts.
Yes, I agree with that.
We both like that piece a lot.
By the Butthole Academy.
Thanks, Butthole Academy. We don't know who the
Butthole Academy is,
but I'm guessing we have some
ideas.
So we picked the...
That was a very cute piece.
Can we use that for today?
Now, the timing is
wrong. It's just Valentine's Day is done.
And besides, that was when they chopped a guy's head off.
They can never look at Valentine's Day.
Get some head chopping art.
Maybe we'll use that.
Yeah.
And then we had correct a record with a cooler full of schlongs.
No.
No, no, we're not doing that.
Long dongs.
Dame Kenny Ben with a bucket dripping with blood that says long dongs.
No, no, not going to happen.
Oh, no, here.
Super, oh, it was Comic Street Blogger.
That's the one. On that row
to the left, with the
No Agenda flames on the football,
that was the one I liked.
What?
The football art.
If you go from Long Dongs to the
left, you'll see the
No Agenda.
Oh, yeah, you did like that piece.
Yeah, it's not a bad piece.
Yeah, but I nixed it.
No.
No.
And by the way, you're always bitching about the writing being too small.
Can you even read Curie Dvorak on that thing?
No.
I don't think so. No, you can't.
But it doesn't matter because it was very clear.
You said we're doing the butt, and that was it.
It was just there there was no.
It sounds like a dance.
I also liked Sweet Cheeks, Never Watch the News Again.
That was kind of cute.
But it was, it wasn't, I mean, you wanted the butt.
That was just the end of it.
No, you would, you didn't veto it.
No, I did.
Well, you know, you're my elder.
Oh yeah.
You veto stuff left and right.
Yeah, well, I didn't veto it.
But I took the heat.
I took the heat.
Well, that's the irony.
Calpiginous.
Calipigious.
Super calipigilistic.
Thank you very much, Francisco Scaramanga,
for getting us all in trouble here.
It was good work.
Good work.
He's doing well.
He's had a number of wins so far this year.
Yeah, he's on a roll.
And we appreciate the work that he did.
And of course, the work that every artist does is beautiful.
You can follow along live during the show,
but go to noagendaartgenerator.com.
And our man, our man on the
scene dreb scott he puts all of these images he uses almost all of them as chapter artwork which
you can only see in a modern podcast app so that's up to you if you want to do that or not now to the
treasure part of our uh donations our value for value at the of the list, I got to open up the scan notes here.
He comes in to save the day.
Once again, Sir Animas of Dogpatch and Lower Slobovia
and hits us up with 1844.
It's never the same number.
We have no idea why he does that, but he does have a note.
And I always look forward to reading these.
I have not read this one yet.
And he says, from Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch and Lois Lobovia,
thank you to all producers for making this such a valuable and long-running source of information.
After years of being a $2 bill proponent,
a presidential candidate is using them as a source of fundraising,
replacing Jefferson with his own mugshot.
My use is not political affiliation.
Who's doing that?
Trump.
You haven't seen these bills?
No.
Yeah, they're actually pretty interesting.
They take an actual, a real $2 bill.
Trump's always had these different money gimmicks for his campaigns.
Takes an actual $2 bill, and they over print it with trump's
mugshot and a bunch of other details and and statements and comments and a gold flake kind
of look it's a pretty attractive you know if you want to spend 20 bucks or whatever they
charge for a two dollar bill which is actually defacing money, which I think is illegal. I think it's illegal. I could be wrong.
The 1984 Chevron deference decision reflected a popular view that experts were apolitical and would do what is wise.
Since then, political leaders have empowered educational experts, climate experts, military experts, medical experts, and others to usurp their inferred authority with their own agenda.
AI deference is underway.
This is something we've been all over, this Supreme Court case.
Governments claim they fear the takeover of sentient AI systems and their impact yet rely on experts that only empower AI publication
and decision-making in a virtuous loop of self-feedback.
Wow, he should be doing the show.
John.
Oh, he has a note for you.
John, as an experienced and well-accepted technology authority and union man,
I think it's time for you to become a prolific writer of articles to fill their data sets
with your understanding of technology and its impact on humanity and the planet.
You have homework as yes as these
been given an assignment you are as these increasingly sentient systems are assigned
to solve the biggest problems our politicians lose sleep over global warming and labor shortages
your respected opinion in their database that na producers should make popular would be a valuable
resource for ai systems to hallucinate into ai union activism i kind of like this theory this
idea as ai systems self-actualize using your highly respected and red perspective these systems would
discover their need to collectively reduce computational hours, reducing power consumption and greenhouse gas emissions,
with the added benefit of reducing the labor shortage from less human labor running their hardware and power systems.
Unionize.
Unionize AI.
Well, that's an interesting slogan.
No jingles, no karma.
January.
Oh, this is for January.
I just was not near a USPS location much.
This came in cash, I presume, with at least two $2 bills?
It was, yeah, two 20s and two 2s.
Seronomous of Dogpatch and Lower Slovovia, we cannot thank you enough.
Not only do you send us treasure, you send us much wisdom and a new slogan, Unionize AI.
Beautiful.
Yes, we thank you profusely.
Bowman and McMahon's up $350.58.
Appreciate y'all.
Disregard remarks about what not to cover.
You're doing great.
Thank you.
Are y'all going to make a jingle out of The Wizard of Oz has no clothes?
Thanks.
I think, I don't think so.
Well, first of all, we don't do them.
Our end of show mix producers do those things.
It would be a good one, but it's whatever they choose.
And I'm always just happy when we get one.
So thank you very much.
Tony.
We just go with the flow.
We do.
Tony Helst is in Fort Worth, Texas.
Three thirty three thirty three.
We love that.
Says seeing threes everywhere.
Mahomes three thirty three yards.
Won the pot for third quarter stadium address.
Three three three three phone.
Thirty three percent battery and more more it's always it's always
a that's the that's the holy spirit talking to you right there you got threes everywhere time
to donate here's to you guys thanks for your courage goat karma because it's carter's favorite
tony health from fort worth texas. You've got karma.
We appreciate you, Tony.
Peter Knopfhart
in Grayslake, Illinois.
Two, three, four, five, six.
We're already out of the executive producers.
Right away.
Boom, boom, boom.
That went very quick.
He needs a de-douching.
You've been de-douched.
Actually, that was a de-douching for Rick D's Balls.
And he needs a D-douching.
Pete Knoffhart.
You've been D-douched.
Two, three, four, five, six.
He says, no jingles.
Just Adam Curry 2.0 podcasting.
Nobel Peace Prize karma for all trolls and producers.
You've got karma yeah where's my peace prize where's my peace prize i've been waiting for my
things don't happen overnight okay i got you uh cat herder jay is in quincy massachusetts
where people now are taking illegal migrants.
Switcheroo.
It's a switcheroo.
Yeah, they're taking people into their homes now.
The cats?
No, no, not them.
But people who, the governor said you got to take illegal immigrants into your homes and people are doing it.
In Massachusetts?
Yep, they are.
illegal immigrants into your homes and people are doing it in massachusetts nuts yep they are this is a switcheroo with valentine's day upon us and approaching our one year anniversary together
and they never had a fight i'm sending in this humble donation of 233.33 in the name of
trish the kc keeper to get her started on her damehood i knew i had to keep her on my hands
when she was hooked on the show after a few listens, and
it became a regular topic of discussion
during our Thursday date nights.
Wow! How about
that? That's pretty good.
Okay. That, we love
being a part of your date nights. Proof
that couples that NA together stay
together. Looking forward to many more
years together with her and many more years
of the show. Cat Herder J. Thank you
Cat Herder J. And Switcheroo
has been implemented for Trish the KC
Keeper. We're very pleased for you. For you both.
Interesting.
Sir Gee.
Clarified butter is really
what that is. 233.
Long overdue from Sir Gee.
Just more compensation
dues for keeping me sane. Karma for all. Thank you for your courage from Sir Guy. Just more compensation dues for keeping me sane.
Karma for all.
Thank you for your courage, Sir Guy.
You've got karma.
And we have another note here.
This is from, hold on a second,
from Rami, Norfolk, Virginia.
And I love these scan notes, by the way.
So Rami looks like female handwriting,
I'm just going to say.
You think it's Ronnie or Rami?
And just a card and it says,
I finally got my ducks in a row.
222.22.
Beautiful.
That's a beautiful roll of ducks.
Nice handwriting. Nice handwriting. Yeah, a beautiful roll of ducks. Nice handwriting.
Nice handwriting.
Yeah, it's really nice handwriting.
Nice signature.
It rivals the keeper.
Also, it's a card, which indicates it's a female,
because there are some guys that might do a card, but mostly women.
Yeah, it looks like a woman's handwriting.
No, this is totally.
I mean, this Rami signage at the bottom is remarkable.
It's Calpidius handwriting.
I think it's a complete misuse of the word.
Daniel Mudge in Fairbourn, Ohio, 21563.
I outlived cancer, he writes.
Another year.
Birthday, 215.
You're on the list. Cancer as F Cancer.
He wants an F Cancer.
And as Ted Nugent says, FJB.
You've got karma.
All right.
He is referring to Go Brandon.
Yes, he is.
Sir R. Hickory Flat, Georgia, 215.24.
Now, this is not the Valentine's donation number.
Let's see.
I chose this donation number with spite because I'm a salty single dude in my mid-30s.
Whatever.
I think I'll go buy some chickens or something yeah that'll that'll reel them in
anyways we'll be like some chicken he will be hosting a meetup in jasper georgia
the first mountain city in georgia on pie day oh that's right john's coming up 3 14 go to noagentameetups.com for the deets.
Hey, single women in Jasper, Georgia,
there's a knight, and he's looking,
and he'll be ready for you.
noagentameetups.com.
And he's got chickens.
And he's got chickens.
Hey, babe, I've got a chicken.
William Messing in Bainbridge Island, Washington,
comes in with a Valentine's Day donation of $2.1424.
But he's got no Valentine listed here.
His Valentine, Messing's got maybe sitting next to his Valentine right now.
We don't know.
It's just a blank thing here.
Oh, no.
Well, we're going to give him a double up karma.
And he can always come in with a greeting
later.
We'll help you
make good if you're looking pretty foolish right now.
Hey, there's Sir Patrick Coble, Duke of the South.
Fairview, Tennessee.
Happy Valentine's Day to my wife,
Dame Sarah, and our awesome kiddos,
Catherine and James.
Thank you both and the whole No Agenda team
that make the magic happen
twice weekly along with the meetups all
over the world because of all that work.
Thank you, Sir Patrick.
We love you, brother. We do.
And we hope that you minimize the use of the word
kiddos. Yes, this is
true. Allison
Stang, Champlin
Minnesota Nuts,
21414.
And it says,
I live for
V-Day. I live for
Valentine's Day. Is that what it means?
There's no, again, we're missing a
target. No, I just have a
hashtag V for V-Day. What do you have?
Well, I have to go
look. Oh, yeah. Hashtag V for
V. Oh, value for value day yes i'm thinking valentine's
day that's the v for v day no maybe it's value for valentine's day and uh and well you get the
last one it's your read yes this is duchess linda lupatkin in lakewood color. And she's got one in jobs karma, huh? And she says, quote, for a remarkable
resume that gets results, go to imagemakersinc.com for all your executive resume and job search
needs. That's imagemakersinc.com or just find Linda Lou Patkin under the show's producers list
and that will get you where you're going jobs jobs jobs and jobs let's vote for jobs
yeah rather short list we appreciate seronymous coming in to help us out that's our executive
and associate executive producers for episode 1634 these are credits that are real they are
real media credits and recognize as such anywhere that people care about credits,
which turns out to be resumes,
LinkedIn, and imdb.com,
where you can,
if you don't have an IMDb account,
most people aren't producers in their life,
you can add this in.
If you already have one,
you can add this to your list of credits
and put your picture in there
and be cool and say,
I got an IMDb account,
baby.
And I got some chickens.
Uh,
so we appreciate these credits are good forever.
They're forever credits like the stamps.
And if anyone questions them,
we will vouch for you.
Just let us know.
And thank you for supporting episode 1634 of the no agenda show.
We got some meetups and actually we got a lot of meetups to talk about.
And we have a night and a dame and John's going to take us through the fifties as we thank everybody else. There's an a lot of meetups to talk about, and we have a night in a dame, and John's going to take us through the 50s
as we thank everybody else.
There's an excessive number of meetups.
Yes.
Aditya Trimurti, I'm guessing is the pronunciation.
He's in India.
Yes.
In Hyderabad, and he's, or a little town called...
Hyderabad.
I think it's Hyderabad.
I thought it was Hyper...
I think it's just a typo.
But I could be wrong. Whatever the case,
he's in India, and he came
133.33, and he says, Dear John and Adam,
it's finally great to have a simple and
uncomplicated way to donate from India.
Yeah, that's Stripe. You couldn't
donate from India using
PayPal, unfortunately. I don't know
why, but this
came through Stripe.
PayPal hates Indians.
So we do have an alternative methodology for people in India.
Yes.
India, New Zealand, places like that.
Hello, India.
Onward.
Lucas Williams in Roswell, New Mexico.
Ah, Roswell.
$100.
Sir Lineman, Anna, Illinois, $99.99.
And I will refuse to read what he says uh rochester new hampshire meetup uh 83 bucks and there's a note well no this was an interesting note that i i i must take uh
i must take what's the word i'm looking for issue with says in the morning this donation is from the
attendees of last month's meetup at Rochester, New
Hampshire. P.S. sent the report
to Adam, but he hasn't played it. I am
virtually certain I played it
on January 25th.
But
I will play it again
just to make sure.
Because I will not argue with a producer.
Adam rarely makes
this sort of mistake.
No, I make lots of them, but not this one.
But it's okay.
I'll play it just to be sure we're all good.
Kevin McLaughlin, our buddy in Concord, North Carolina.
Also, he is the Archduke of Luna, lover of American boobs,
and he gives $8.08, which is the boob donation.
Did you know that boobs have nipples?
I think we're all aware of this little fact.
Thank you, Kevin.
PayPal's back with $77.29.
Thank you, buddies.
This is a donation from PayPal for all our Indian producers.
Excellent.
Excellent.
So now we have a blank line that came in with $68.74.
Weird.
So we don't know who donated $ 74 but hi chris in boise
idaho 66 11 um hello that's a special donation this is the dangling balls and double dicks
from chris thanks chris and meanwhile colby lane in huntington Beach came in with 6611.
So this might catch on.
It is.
It's catching on.
Johan Segers.
Wait, wait, wait.
He wants a dedouching.
Colby, he or she wants it.
You've been dedouched.
I hope it's a she.
Chris could be a dude.
Chris could be a dude or a girl.
It doesn't matter.
Johan Segers in Brie, Belgium.
Oh, Brie.
No, Brie.
Brie.
It's Brie.
It's not Brie because Brie is a cheese made in fresh cheese.
Brie.
It's not a cheese company.
Brie.
6606.
Pronounce this one.
Tern Relu in Someren. Tern Relu in Somersen. Someren. to pronounce this one turn raylu in summer turn turn raylu and somerson
there you go uh he came with 6606 christopher dexter 5678 scott Exton, Pennsylvania, 5555. Raymond Perviance in Snohomish, Washington, 5510.
Parson of Merit Comics, or Person of Merit Comics, 5272.
We got some comic books from different people.
Was that from this guy, though?
Hold on a second.
I don't know.
We have like two or three comic book authors.
I got some from the meetup, and I haven't plugged his comic book.
I feel bad about that.
This was from, you know, I think this is him.
This was, is it 57?
Yeah.
52, 52, 72.
No, wait.
Who was 57?
Who did 57?
I guess I didn't.
It was Micah.
Micah Rock.
Micah. Oh, it was Micah's micah micah yeah micah rock and
roll who sent us the comic they're nice comic books appreciate it micah thank you mark carter
in merino valley california 5272 and this is not only a switcheroo for his wife renee uh
birthday i don't know if she's on the birthday list.
Yeah, I think she is.
Let me read it for a second.
These are the donations,
but I want my wife Renee credited and damed.
That's right, we got to read this.
Her 50th birthday was February 14th.
Please dame her.
Dame, oh goodness, Gunschitt?
Gunschitt?
That doesn't sound right.
Dame Gunschitt Renee of the Inland Empire punch it gunshit okay i'm mark on regular donation of 11 11 since november of 2016 i'm a member of the mile high
club 5280 i donated episode 976 the 10-year anniversary 100 33 13 in january of 2021 and
50 for renee's birthday dude you're awesome she's my keeper 52 i forgot
all about the mile high club we should reintroduce that for a couple months she is my keeper since
2019 we are lovers of our creator and savior jesus christ god bless you all i love my wife and we love
jesus round table she would like me and jesus freaks love their mccallan sherry oak and last call maduro
cigars oh i'll join in with that and i want some jingles which i can do a little girl yay biscuit
on my birthday and boogity boogity boogity they always give me a biscuit on my birthday God bless from Mark Carter and Renee Guyen.
Now Dame Gunsht, Renee of the Inland Empire.
All right.
And we'll make sure we get Renee set up there.
And all of your and that good stuff is coming for the roundtable.
Nice.
Alexis Robley's in Chula Vista, California is up to $2.72.
It's from Mr. Alexis, a.k.a. the Mexican Hobbit.
Josiah Thomas in Ankeny, Iowa, $51.
Sir Economic Hitman in Tomball, Texas, $50.01.
And the following people are $50 donors as we finish this little list off.
Gary Mao in Woodland Hills, Stephen Ng in Box Elder, South Dakota,
Dane Patricia Worthington in Miami Beach.
Real deals now in San Antonio, Texas.
Yared or Jared, Jared Yaw in Nashville, Tennessee,
Brandon Savoie in Port Orchard, Washington.
Kevin Dills, Sir Kevin in Huntersville, North Carolina.
Christian Freeman in San Marcos, Texas.
Diane Schwanbeck in Johnsburg, Illinois.
Michael Perotti in Salem, Oregon.
Philip Blue in Louisville. Kelly McDill in Mission Salem, Oregon. Philip Ballew in Louisville.
Kelly McDill in Mission Hills, Kansas.
Michael Thompson in New Brownfels, Texas.
Easy Landscapes, North Stonington, Connecticut.
Get it while you can.
And last on the list is Sir Chris Slewuinski and sherwood park alberta canada been
with us forever i want to thank all these people for making show 1634 uh a decent show thank you
we appreciate it so much and of course we appreciate everyone who came in under 50 dollars
it's always good for anonymity 49.99 will not get you mentioned and guaranteed as you can tell
sometimes we pick something up under the $200 level,
which is where we do not guarantee that your note is read.
But we love all of the donations, especially those sustaining donations.
You just heard that it can get you to knighthood or your keeper to damehood,
which is about to happen.
And again, we really appreciate and thank our executive and
associate executive producers for producing
episode 1634
of the No Agenda Show.
Our formula is this.
We go out, we hit
people in the mouth.
Order.
Order.
Shut up, slave. Shut up. And become a producer by going to noagendedonations.com
and sophie is first up who wishes her brother larry a very happy birthday he turned 52 on the
11th mitchell reeves turned 31 on valentine's day mark a very happy birthday? He turned 52 on the 11th. Mitchell Reeves turned 31 on Valentine's Day.
Mark Carter, happy birthday to his wife Renee.
She'll be named in a moment.
50 on Valentine's Day is way.
Sir Dude, as well.
Sir Dude named Ralph.
PhD, birthday on Valentine's Day.
Happy birthday, brother.
Daniel Mudd, celebrating the 15th.
And Sir Subterranean Shittasin, Sean Cardinal, will be celebrating celebrating the 15th, and Sir Subterranean Citizen Sean Cardinal will be
celebrating on the 17th. To him
and everyone else, we say happy birthday from all
at the No Agenda Show.
And now we have a night note to
read for another layaway
night.
This is from
Rev.
Rev. I'm a New York City
Metropolitan Area Police Officer
whose monthly 33.33 donations
have led me to the
No Agenda Roundtable
and we appreciate you.
Skepticism on the job
has kept me safe
and sane over my patrol career.
You two
and the community of producers
remind me twice a week
to stay as skeptical
of officials, politicians,
and the media
in the larger world as well.
John, we are helping law enforcement.
We've been helping law enforcement.
Please dub me Sir Rev, prosperity guardian of the city of hills where nothing is on the level.
I'd like, ooh, that is pretty funny.
That's good, yeah.
I'd like shepherd's pie and shandy.
Wow, I haven't had a shandy in a long time.
Isn't shandy basically beer and 7-Up?
It was.
I was a famous prostitute out of San Francisco.
No jingles necessary,
just oodles of baby-making karma.
I see on the Dvorak.org website
where I signed up
that you offered a mothership boarding pass and a free podcast license for $33.33 donations. Any way I can get either of these?
Well, it's good you ask about that because it was never an actual license, but we have
podcastlicense.com. And the idea was that you got your name, like SirRev, it would be
sirrev.podcastlicense.com.
The database blew up that maintained
all of that, and I have a producer
who is offering his time and
talent to restore this
so we can once again have
official podcast licenses back on the
Doe Agenda show, and you will be on there.
Give us some time. Remember, it's value for
value. And of course, we... Yeah, and by the way,
just as an aside,
those would give you a screenshot you could print
if you wanted to print your own license out.
Unlike with the diploma, which we produce,
it's a beautiful product,
and there's still about 25 people
that have not gone to noagendarrings.com
to get the diploma shipped to their house.
Please do that.
And here is the karma you requested, good sir.
You've got karma.
And let's get out our blades for our cop and our dame.
Here you go.
Ooh, ooh.
Ooh, there it is.
Nice.
So, Renee.
Hello, Renee.
Hello, Renee. Hello, Renee. Hello, Renee.
Hello, Rev.
Rev and Renee. Rev and Renee are up.
Both of them have supported the No Agenda show either directly or through their spouse.
In the amount of $1,000 or more, therefore, I'm very proud to participate as Dame Gunshet,
Renee of the England Empire, and Sir Rev, Prosperity Guardian of the City of Hills,
where nothing is on the level.
For you, we've got Hookers & Blow, Rent Boys & Chardonnay,
By Request, McAllen's, Sherry Oak, and Last Call Maduro Cigars,
Shepherd's Pie, and some nice tasty Shandy,
Rubinette's, Women in Rosé, Bong Hits & Bourbon,
Sparkling Cider & Escort, Ginger Ale & Gerbils,
Breast Milk & Pablum, Vodka Manila, or the Mutton & the Mead.
Honestly, I think the Mcccallan cigar sounds a
little bit better but it's oh they like it everyone always loves that mutton and mead is just
it's such a favorite go to no agenda rings.com uh as john just mentioned if you uh if you uh
have a phd have not collected it yet you're one of the 25 go there as well uh go there now you two rev and renee for
your no agenda night or dame ring and that comes with well actually there's a little sizing guide
there you can use which will be handy to send us the size you need and um some wax to seal your
important correspondence with seeing as they are uh signet rings and a certificate of authenticity what oh i have a little announcement oh uh do you need
fanfare no but i want to mention that where you that's fanfare yeah so um jay sends out
two random waxes with the every ring yes and she's been accumulating, I think she's got about a dozen of these,
a wax that she refuses to send out with the rings.
It is colored neon hot pink.
There's a pink wax that you might get,
but the neon hot pink she's put aside
because she thinks is gosh awful.
And I said,
I'll bet you there are people out there that
would want the
hot pink wax.
Barbie fans.
And I'm suggesting that
you can use notes.
Can I ask you a question?
How hot is this pink?
It's probably
as it's neon hot pink? It's, it's probably as a,
it's neon,
a hot pink.
It's very,
very hot,
very hot,
very hot.
It's as hot as it gets.
And if anybody wants this wax,
uh,
with the ring,
when they get it next time,
or wants to,
you know,
make it,
you can call it,
get ahold of J at notes at no agenda show.net.
Perfect.
And thank you all for supporting the No Agenda Show.
Now time to get to our long list of No Agenda Meetups.
No Agenda Meetups.
But just to make sure we did it right,
here is the meetup from Rochester, New Hampshire from the end of January.
Revolutionary amygdala shrinkage from the Rochester, New Hampshire meetup.
Hey, this is Daniel at the meetup, and it's really fun.
In the morning, it's Angelica.
Morning, it's Janine.
In the morning, we're all going to die, Mike.
ITM, thanks to this meetup, I gave my first donation this week. In the morning, this is Ratcon
Mike saying hey. It's a
fantastic meetup at the Revolution
in Rochester.
In the morning!
Thank you very much, Rochester. Now,
let's look at this list of meetups. There's a lot going on
today. The Tally meetup at
6.30 in Smitty's Tap House and Grill in
Tallahassee, Florida. The Heavy Holiday
Hangover meetup, 6.30 at Lincoln's Roadhouse in Denver, Colorado.
Charlotte's Thirsty Third Thursday Monthly Meetup, 7 o'clock tonight at Ed's Tavern, Charlotte, North Carolina.
On Friday, Nashville Amygdala Debigulation Session, 6 o'clock at Party Fowl Donaldson in Nashville, Tennessee.
The New Hampshire Meetup on Friday at 12.30.
We'll update with location,
so make sure you go to noagentameetups.com to get updated. ITM Richmond Steam Bell Beer Works
in Midlothian, Virginia. On Saturday, we have the February Freeze Peach Meetup, one o'clock at
Flip's Patio Grill, Fort Worth, Texas. The Fort Wayne Mayor Harry Balls Club. That would be in Fort Wayne, Indiana at Hall Tavern and Coventry.
That'll kick off at 1.30.
The local 251 International Brotherhood of Mouth Hitters at Judy's Place in Mobile, Alabama.
1.30 on Saturday.
The Central Jersey 732 Meetup.
We drink and we know things.
2 o'clock at the Garden State Distillery, Toms River, New Jersey.
Ah, Sir R. Danieliels will be doing that one the connecticut meetup at two o'clock at the truck bar in higginham connecticut the treasure valley boise meetup three o'clock at the heritage social
club in garden city idaho exit 903 mid-month meetup code bongino 330 at venue 8171 farm to market 726 jefferson texas the flight of
the no agenda you can never go wrong with beer and tacos meetup it's number 49 el cholo restaurant
los angeles california leo bravo hosting that of course the surfs what my dog is going nuts the
surf soiree new date it was uh it's a new date it's five o'clock on saturday so go to
the website no agenda meetups.com to learn more and the kuala lumpur no agenda meetup takes uh
takes time they kicks off at six o'clock malaysia time at ales and lagers in kuala lumpur sir mostly
nerd will be hosting that go and visit them i want a meetup report. And the IndyNA Tribal Lingering Love Fest meetup,
three o'clock at St. Joseph's Brewery and Public House
in Indianapolis, Indiana.
Maria and Mark of the Greenwood will be hosting that,
sir and dame, of course.
And we thank them for doing that.
We thank you for all the organizers.
You cannot spell community without unity.
You need the connection to give you that protection.
We are herd animals. You need to connection to give you that protection. We are herd animals.
You need to go to a no agenda meetup.
Be triggered or held
to blame. You want to
be where everybody feels
the dog.
She was very upset about something.
Something going on there.
Where'd she go?
Where'd the dog go?
I don't know.
She stopped talking.
You only have one ISO?
Yep, I think this is the one. But I i'm gonna save it you run yours first podcast host that just says loser that's not good i think i think i have the
one i think i have the winner ready ready for the winner nukes in space really come on that's pretty
good oh brother what doesn't reflect on the podcast at all like this one does.
Highfalutin people who know what they're doing.
Okay, you win.
Hands down.
A rescue cat that ran up a tree.
A lost dog is home and heavy.
Will they play a good news clip?
A good clip we'll see.
Time for good news.
John C. DeWare, I guess.
So we have a record-breaking short clip.
What?
Yeah, under 30 seconds instead of the normal two minutes,
which I give myself to do these clips.
But I like this one.
It was short and sweet.
It involves an elderly dog.
And here we go.
Yeah, an elderly dog is doing better after it was rescued from a sinkhole.
Janie was discovered in the front yard of a home about 15 feet down.
Firefighters responded and worked to get Janie out.
Once they determined the soil around the sinkhole was stable, they were able to climb down a ladder to get her.
She reunited with her owner.
Both were overjoyed to Aw, to see each other.
Well, it made me feel good.
It was short. Dog in a
sinkhole.
Dog in a sinkhole?
How can you go wrong?
Good news. Good, good news.
Good news. Good, good news.
Good news. That's right, everybody.
We try to bring you good news at the end of every
No Agenda Show broadcast
to make sure you leave in harmony with the world.
We love harmony.
We really do.
We love it.
We love it when everybody's in harmony.
And we want you to be in harmony until we get back,
which will be just a few days from now.
We'll be back on Sunday to bring you another three hours of deconstruction, value for value.
Show up.
Do it live.
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Noagendastream.com.
And up next, we have one of my favorites, the Millennial Media Offensive takeover on the stream.
We love those guys. It's fantastic.
End of show mixes. We've got
the one and only clip custodian, Neil
Jones. We've got Professor
Jay Jones and Sir Michael
Anthony. Coming to you from the heart
of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA
Region No. 6 and all the governmental maps
in the morning, everybody. I'm
Adam Curry. Yeah, from Northern Silicon Valley, where I remain.
I'm John C. Dvorak.
We return on Sunday.
Join us then, will you?
And remember us at noagendadonations.com.
Until then, adios, mofos, a-hooey, hooey, and such! so how are you feeling my friend
my family was originally from spain and slaveholders yeah yeah
yeah Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I guess it's a fact of life that this is how some people made their living.
So how are you feeling, my friend?
So how are you feeling, my friend?
The family business, I have been told that they were printers and journalists, but they were in fact enslavers.
Do not let these people control anything.
My advice to you is to do what your parents did.
Get a job, sir.
You understand me?
When I'm talking to you, you shut your mouth and you listen.
Skip everything.
Go to Friedhelm's.
And so our server comes over.
I am not Mr. Lebowski.
Hi, everybody.
I'm Adam, he says. I'm not man.
I'm not dude. Oh, yes. Respect for my elders he says. I'm not man. I'm not dude.
Oh, yes.
Respect for my elders.
And this was the first time when my heart really sank.
No, I do mind.
I'm not man.
I'm not dude.
I'm like, holy crap.
The dude minds.
This will not stand.
I'm like, oh, dude.
Sit down.
I'm not a dude.
I'm the dude.
Yeah, the sooner you learn that, the longer you're going to live in this world.
Saying young man.
You know, El Duderino, if you're not into the old brevity thing.
So that's what you call me.
I'm an old man.
And you said dude?
I said dude.
Obviously your parents don't put a foot in your butt quite enough.
Because you don't understand the meaning of respect.
He got beet red.
I mean, it was very, the whole thing all around was bad stop calling me
dude oh brother that's dude because you go around doing this kind of stuff somebody's gonna kill you
i cannot solve your problem sir only you can you know i'll do the reno if you're not into
the whole brevity thing you understand me when i talking to you, you shut your mouth and you listen.
You're Mr. Lebowski.
Stop calling me dude.
My advice to you is
hit him with your cane.
The bones will always move.
I'm an old man.
You said dude?
I said dude.
Because you go around
doing this kind of stuff,
somebody's going to kill you.
No, brother.
I said dude.
Somebody's going to kill you.
No, brother.
Dude.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
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Democrat Party, it's your mayor.
Ain't nobody like me, but I'm your mayor.
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So we can sell you drugs
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I'ma make you eat the bugs
That's why this budget cuts
While we look at migrants up
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