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Fix my potholes.
Adam Curry, John C.
DeVora.
It's Sunday, June 2nd, 2024.
This is your award winning
Kidboy Nation Media Assassination
episode 1665.
This is No Agenda.
Reclaiming the rainbow and
broadcasting live from the heart
of the Texas whole country right
here in FEMA region number six.
In the morning, everybody, I'm
Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley,
where I see the liberal media
is calling Trump a convicted felon.
By their own standards, shouldn't they be calling him
a justice impacted individual?
I'm John C. DeBorek.
It's Craig Potten buzzkill.
In the morning.
For about 16 years, it's been the same length of opening.
Somehow you managed to overstep your boundary.
I did and I knew it too.
That's all right. It happens all the time. It happens to the best podcasters.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah. Hey man, step up on that mic.
I'm back in the back. I'm in the back room.
Talking to the mic, man. Come on, man. Talking to that mic.
I'd rather mumble in the background.
That's your exit strategy. mumble in the background. That's your exit strategy.
Mumbling in the background.
Sounds perfect. I think if I may make a programming suggestion.
Yes?
I suggest since this all went down at the end of 1664 on Thursday,
on a show day of course we could have known.
Perhaps we kick today off with a three by three?
I think that's a great idea. And now it's time for three by three.
Yeah, babe.
Experiment by JCD.
Woohoo!
Comparing stories from ABC, CBS and NBC.
The never-ending three by three.
It also makes people real happy.
When they hear that jingle, everyone's just like,
I don't care what comes after that.
The jingle just makes them happy. It's like the opposite of African news.
Which I have for today. We have African news. Yes we do. Fair warning. We have African news.
Not a lot but we do have some. Now we got some African news. Yeah. All right so the three by
three. I'm just guessing. This is about Trump. Trump, of course the three by three and of course the mainstream cables.
Nobody listens to that.
They all jitty over Trump getting found guilty, but it was a foregone conclusion according
to most of the experts.
And now he gives everybody something to complain about.
Yeah, thank goodness.
So let's start with ABC. Tonight former president
Donald Trump defiant arriving home at Trump Tower after being found guilty as
charged of all 34 counts of falsifying business records. Trump now a convicted
felon. The historic verdict coming after nearly 10 hours of deliberations. A
unanimous jury of 12 New Yorkers made Trump
the first president in history to be a convicted criminal.
Former president then marching out of the courtroom with his lawyer Todd Blanch by his side.
This was a rigged, disgraceful trial.
The real verdict is going to be November 5th by the people.
And outside court...
You killed guilty!
Yeah!
Cheers could be heard in the crowd as news of Trump's conviction spread.
Guilty!
Yeah, man!
The trial lasting seven weeks, 22 witnesses taking the stand including Trump's former
fixer and lawyer Michael Cohen, who Trump's defense team called the greatest liar of all
time.
Judge Juan Marchand thanked the jury for their handling of a very stressful and difficult task,
saying you were excused with the gratitude of the court.
Court dismissed.
The sentencing date for Donald Trump, July 11th, just four days before the Republican National Convention.
Oh, wow, wow, wow.
I love some keywords, some keywords.
Fixer, I always love that term, fixer, fixer.
They just throw that in there without evidence.
Fixer.
What did he fix?
Not much.
He didn't do a very good job.
What kind of fixer is that?
He can't even fix up a porn star.
Not only that, but that $150,000, I should point out, pales in comparison to the $850,000
that Bill Clinton paid out to Paula Jones.
That's what aboutism, man.
What are you doing?
That's what aboutism.
But nothing happened there. Hey, do you remember, don't you remember when Trump brought to the debate, he brought
all those women that had accused Bill Clinton?
Didn't he?
Yes, that was great.
I remember that.
Another great stunt.
Good times.
Where's that?
Let's get back to those days.
That seems like awesome times now compared to this.
Okay, so let's go to ABC.
No, we just did ABC.
No, I'm sorry, NBC.
NBC.
Tonight, former president Donald Trump found guilty, convicted by a man hadn't-
I'm surprised that no one had like a hammer clunk.
That would have been a great sound effect for-
A gav- A gav- A gavel. Yes, a gavel. It would have been a great sound effect for a net pop of a ham of a
gavel a gavel yes a gavel should have been a gavel in there where's maxi gavel here i never
use it as a sound effect yeah yeah give us a gavel sound effect let me play it this is what it sounds like
doesn't sound that good very underwhelming very under. Wait a minute, didn't we have Maxine Waters' gravel?
Didn't we have that?
Didn't we have a...
I don't know if we have any sound effect.
I don't think we have a...
Yeah, the gavel doesn't sound that good.
It needs an echo.
It needs to be in a large room.
I got it, I got it, I got it, here.
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off a porn star before the election. Cohen's credibility in this case was key.
The defense team branding the now-despard lawyer who'd been convicted
of lying under oath as the MVP of liars with an axe to grind against Mr. Trump
while prosecutors argued Mr. Trump chose Mr. Cohen for the same qualities that his
attorneys now urge you to reject his testimony. Mr. Trump chose Mr. Cohen for the same qualities that his attorneys now urge you
to reject his testimony.
Mr. Trump, who did not testify reacting to the verdict tonight, attacking the case as
politically motivated by a Democratic DA in deep blue Manhattan.
There's a rigged trial of disgrace.
They wouldn't give us a venue change.
We were at 5% or 6% in this district, in this area.
This was a rigged, disgraceful trial. The real verdict is going to be November 5th by the people
and they know what happened. Outside of court, booze and cheers. Booze and cheers. It should have been jeers and cheers.
I don't know why they didn't rhyme that.
Booze and cheers.
Well, no, I think it's possible they were booing Trump.
How about that?
Okay.
Okay, so both these reports are almost identical.
Let's see what the more creative network.
Ah, yes.
Always the creative with the CIA broadcasting systems.
CIA, CBS.
The seven men and five women of the jury decided Donald Trump's fate in just over 11 hours.
This was a disgrace.
Enraging a former president who said the real decision will come in November.
The real verdict is going to be November 5th by the people.
I just want to stop this for a second because a very interesting observation from Net-Net
in the troll room.
Why didn't anyone get any good audio from Trump?
I mean, it was the worst audio.
That's a good question.
You know, it's like it also...
Yeah, it's echo-y.
It sucks.
Yeah, they could have cleaned it up.
They know how to do that.
Yeah, they got Adobe.
I mean, come on people.
Enraging the former president who said the real decision will come in November.
The real verdict is going to be November 5th by the people.
Judge Juan Murchon announced he will sentence Trump on July 11th, four days before the Republican
National Convention.
He faces up to four years in prison, but could be given probation with no jail time.
Trump was found guilty of 34 counts of falsifying records to cover up his alleged sexual encounter
with Stormy Daniels during his presidential run in 2016.
The jury, perhaps swayed by the prosecution's key witness, former Trump attorney Michael
Cohen, who offered crucial testimony that directly implicated Trump in falsifying the $130,000 payment.
The defense tried to portray Cohen as untrustworthy, Trump's lead attorney calling him the MVP
of liars in closing arguments.
Tonight, District Attorney Alvin Bragg, who brought the case against Trump, responded.
While this defendant may be unlike any other in American history, we arrived at this trial and ultimately
today at this verdict in the same manner as every other case that comes to the courtroom
doors.
Yeah, rigged.
By following the facts and the law and doing so without fear or favor.
No, there's the fear or favor line.
Yeah, that's pretty, they pretty much covered it all.
Yeah, he used fear or favor constantly
in his press conference.
There were several odd responses to this from the media,
which I think we warrant some deconstruction here and there
to go to the most watched and the most outrageous.
This is from the Joy Reid show.
The only other president who faced even this possibility was Richard Nixon.
And you said, I heard you earlier on today saying he had the dignity to walk away.
And you know, it's hard to say anything nice about Richard Nixon, but in the end, he was
a greater patriot on any given
day of the week than Trump is all week long.
By far.
He tried to taint our democracy.
But for instance, at the beginning of Watergate, April 30th of 1973, he gave a TV speech in
which he talked about the judge that was sending some of his people ultimately to prison.
John Sirica calls him a courageous judge.
He praises the jury.
He praises the prosecutors.
And he says to Americans, this is so interesting, we must have faith in our legal system because
that is the essence of America.
It's exactly the diametrical opposite of Donald Trump.
And Donald Trump is the only one in American history of all these presidents
who's ever basically insulted our system in the way that we're hearing him do.
So weird to bring in Richard Nixon on this.
Yeah, especially when he's what he's really remembered for.
Wasn't anything those two jerks said.
It was for his saying, I am not a crook.
Yeah, exactly.
So well, there was I have an even weirder one which came that is weird by the way
Well, we never thought of it and as weird but you're right. Well MSNBC got the weirdo award for this
Here's the morning Joe's show with Willie Geist
Not much has changed in terms of Trump's ability to run for president
The Constitution has only three qualifications
for someone to campaign for the presidency.
None of them mentioned felony convictions.
This is not the first time in American history
someone found guilty and then ran for the White House.
In 1920, Eugene Debs campaigned from a prison cell
in Atlanta as the Socialist Party of America nominee
after being found guilty of sedition. Trump
also likely will-
I thought, I was like, what, you're bringing out Eugene Debs?
That's interesting for a couple of reasons. One is Eugene Debs, if you go back and look
at-
He was a commie. He was a commie.
He was the, he was a commie. But he was, he is to this day, the darling of the
progressive left.
Yes.
This is what I don't get.
I mean, if you bring up anything about Eugene Debs and you put it in context
and you use him as an example of anything, you will be adored by the extreme left.
Well, because Eugene Debs was a hero.
Mean. So you're right. Mean Gene Debs.
Idiotic. I don't know what they're thinking.
Well, well, a memo went out apparently about Mean Gene, because Mark Ruffalo.
Mean Gene Debs.
Mean Gene Debs, everybody.
Mark Ruffalo, you know, the actor, all in on climate change, trans Maoism, etc. etc.
He decided to read a piece of a mean jeans famous Canton, Ohio speech.
Now listen to this and then tell me what is going on with these people.
On June 18, 1918, he addressed a mass rally of workers in Ohio,
knowing that his words could lead, as they did, to his arrest and imprisonment.
His sentence of 10 years was upheld by unanimous Supreme Court decision.
Here is the speech that led to his arrest.
Here comes Garofalo, I mean Rofalo. Sam Johnson declared that
patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. He must have had the Wall
Street gentry in mind, or at least their prototypes. For in every age has been the
tyrant, the oppressor, and the exploiter who has wrapped himself in the cloak of patriotism or
religion or both to deceive and over all the people every solitary one of these
aristocratic conspirators and would-be murderers claims to be an arch patriot
every one of them insists that the war is being waged
to make the world safe for democracy.
What humbug!
What rot!
What false pretense!
I never really considered
Mean Gene in this context at all.
Very odd.
Well, the fact that they dredged him up to read that speech, it's either for cognitive
dissonance.
Possibly.
Because what he's saying could apply to either side of this argument, could apply
to Trump one way or the other.
Trump's anti-war.
And then the democracy thing, because that's what the Democrats are always talking about.
Democracy, democracy.
Yes, this is peculiar.
This could be some sort of an op.
There it is. I should have known. I'm sorry. I have to do it to you, just for one moment here.
At the tone, a clip from the view will be played.
Oh no.
He was in that courtroom because of what he did.
And those jurors were chosen by both sides.
Yes, they were.
Right.
Not really.
He was convicted here in New York because New York brought him to trial.
This was not a Biden thing.
This was, had he just paid the money, he'd have been fined.
What? Sneak some checks and stuff around. This was, had he just paid the money, he'd have been fine.
If he had tried to sneak some checks and stuff around, he'd have been fine, but he didn't do that.
Instead, he was cheap, and that's what you get.
So, can I say one thing?
Let's do it.
Yes.
What was your reaction?
Well, my reaction was, I was at Costco buying, you know,
10 boxes of Keurig coffee, and my watch started to buzz,
and I got so excited, I started leaking a little bit.
I mean, dude, what's up with that?
Very, very, very odd.
Yeah, it got worse.
I'm glad you got that clip.
I'm not.
I'm sad.
I'm very...
It's like, and it's. What is she talking about?
He could have just paid the fine or whatever that was.
What was that?
I don't understand.
What fine?
Whoopi wasn't even speaking English in that segment.
By the way, she seemed plastered.
Possibly.
She did.
She seemed plastered.
That's interesting.
I believe she might have been because I think all of them were drinking, you know, toasting to this. This is pathetic. And this is what Chuck Todd, who is he,
isn't he gone? Why does he come? He keeps coming back on Meet the Press. Chuck Todd cast,
and he's warning, he's shaking his finger. The campaign that's talking about the trial is losing.
Okay, the more you talk about this trial, the more you're losing with the voters you need to win.
Why do I say that?
First of all, there's plenty of evidence to back this up.
I can take you back to the Bill Clinton impeachment
in 1998.
Republicans thought for sure running against
Monica Lewinsky was gonna be a winner for them.
It was not.
Voters were like, guess what?
We knew in our lives.
Not only that, we already knew this about Bill Clinton.
We factored his character into our decision
to vote for him in 1992.
Access Hollywood take.
Everybody's going, how can Republicans be rallying around Trump so easily this time?
Well, fool them once, shame on you, right?
Fool you twice.
Well, Access Hollywood take.
The Republican Party walked away from him, but voters did.
And that's why I think this trial is not going to have an impact.
Because for the same reason, the Clinton impeachment had no impact.
Voters knew Trump's moral failings before and they voted for him anyway.
People would even say it, you heard it in some of that sound that Shaq had.
So I think if you're relying on this, whether you're Trump and think it's a grievance
thing is a good idea, you're gonna turn off the middle.
And if you're Biden and you run on it too much, you celebrate too much.
Look, this is a sad day for America.
Hard stop.
There shouldn't be any celebrate.
If you're celebrating, you're part of the problem.
Do, Chuck Todd getting mad.
That was weird.
You're part of the, well, this leads.
You know, just to interrupt that blow.
So they were replaying, I didn't see it when they ran it, but Trump went
on to Fox and Friends and they were replaying it this morning on Fox Now,
that 24 hour streamer.
Yeah.
And I was watching it when I had other things to do,
but Trump is mesmerizing when he's going on
and on and on about whatever.
He is unbelievably good at talking.
And you just don't realize it until sometimes
he sits down with the right crew,
and then when he had three people instead of just
one-on-one, so he could cajole three different people it was dynamite. What I found interesting is
the so of course they Trump comes out with an ad and I guess he raised a lot
of money is that verified like 53 million dollars that a verified number
I've heard that number but their number that I think is accurate is 36, which is still a lot of money.
But they've backed it off to say 34 so they could say the following.
Oh, he's raised $44 million, one for each count.
There you go.
That's the number they're pushing around.
Without a doubt, there are enough people in America, just Americans, who feel that in general, the Justice Department is out of control.
I mean, even just looking at, and the FBI is a part of the Justice Department,
how they will go find some weak-minded brother who's talking some jihadi smack online.
That's been going on for how many? That started during Obama or before?
Oh yeah, the six-week cycle. No, I think we first started talking, well, no, really,
we probably started talking about 14 years ago. Then instead of like, hey, hey, hey, son, sit down,
stop doing that nonsense, we got our eye on you. No, instead, they start to psi-hop him. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, jihad is good. Yeah, take this, just press this button.
And then he goes to press the button
and nothing happens.
They swat him and then, yeah,
we saved you again, America.
You know, that kind of nonsense
is happening all over the place.
We know people who've gone to jail over nonsense.
Yes, we do.
You know, and so, and then,
so just kind of to go on the theory that they really, really want him to win,
the new MAGA ad, which is actually over a minute and a half.
What's Bill Barr is all over it and all these people who distance themselves from him.
Yeah, they also stabbed Trump in the back at one time or another.
Thank you for joining us here today.
Earlier this afternoon, Donald Trump was arranged by a Manhattan grand jury
on 34 felony counts.
This case is an abomination.
You know, it's obviously political.
Seven years to try to come up with this case.
They're just wrong on the law.
The only crime that Donald Trump is being prosecuted for
is the crime of running for president.
Political persecution at the highest level.
They've quite frankly given up on trying to beat him
at the polls, either going to steal it or stop it by law.
A Democrat prosecutor elected on a Get Trump platform.
What's going on here is a disgusting disgrace.
It is war on Trump.
Mark Lemon!
It is war on the Republican party.
Hello, I'm Eric.
And it is a war on the Republicans.
This case is the weakest case I've seen in 60 years
of teaching, practicing, and writing about criminal law.
And I doubt the New York indictment
would have been brought against a defendant
whose name was not Donald Trump.
This judge, I mean, you don't need a prosecutor if you have a judge like this.
This judge is not on the level.
It's a terrible case, but the judge has been pretty much a rubber stamp on everything that Bregg has wanted to do.
They're perverting the system of justice.
You know, that's where the danger lies.
The corruption and subversion of our institutions by the left.
This guy again.
This is the Democrats' entire strategy to confine President Trump to a dirty criminal courtroom
and keep him off the campaign trail where he can bring his winning message to voters across this country.
New York has become a legal banana republic. They are so determined to get Donald Trump.
Look, convicting Donald Trump, that's all they have.
I think they have no cards.
And they're depending upon Trump getting convicted.
That Trump train doesn't show any signs of slowing down.
The only verdict that matters
is the verdict at the ballot box.
Ah!
Man, so, it's bombastic.
It's like hitting me in the face with a wet salmon.
Like, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh. And Bill like hitting me in the face with a wet salmon.
And Bill Barr has always been considered the CIA's man.
Totally.
So he is not saying this on his own. No, no. So now it's also, I mean, I'm just looking at all the different possibilities here.
Because of course it's not like one Democrat party, it's not like one
deep state that all want the same thing. It's obvious that Joy Behar, she's leaky.
So no, she's happy that Trump is going to jail, she thinks, which it seems unlikely.
Although I still think an ankle monitor would be a cool thing to do.
Unlikely. Although I still think an ankle monitor would be a cool thing to do. Because if they do that, then everybody will be wearing ankle monitors.
Everybody everywhere.
It would be a fashion statement.
Yes! Hey, exit strategy.
There you go. Now you're thinking. Now you're thinking.
Yeah, we got to order them now. I'm sure we can get them from some Chinese outfit.
There are some other... Well, okay, before we get to that,
the worst possible outcome is that everybody... It's amazing how many people are like, no, we can't have this. We got to be... Okay, we'll just hold our nose. It's got to be Trump because everything else is unhinged.
And if they somehow manage to cheat and if Trump doesn't win, then we fall into,
I think we fall into a real crisis.
And that may be the plan.
You might be right.
These people are crazy.
And we know that the media really calls the presidents.
They call the election.
They did it with Arizona last time.
So.
And that was Fox, I might add.
Yep.
Run by Democrats.
So that would be the worst possible outcome.
This, this nutnick, Peter Zyhan, you know, spook from Stratfor in Austin.
This guy is very annoying with his ponytail and his beard.
He's, he's every, he's.
Oh, that, you know, we haven't heard from him for a while.
That guy used to do these long lectures and we debated about where he stood on
the, on the spook scale,
whether it was a actual spook or a spook wannabe,
I still wonder whether he is...
He's been ostracized, I think. They don't want him. He's dumb.
Well, anyway, so he...
Oh, dumb. Yeah, he could be dumb.
He's traveling because I'm sure, you know, he does...
Look, he has a nice little career for himself.
You know?
He's making good money.
Yeah, he popped up on Rogan and said all kinds of things.
You know, we're still waiting for Bitcoin to go to zero, Peter Zyhan.
It'll go to zero, I tell you, zero.
Everything will go to zero if you wait long enough.
A thousand years from now, I'm sure it will be zero.
Yes. Well, that's a strategy.
Hello, Peter Schiff.
The crash is coming. So Zyhan- Any minute. Hello, Peter Schiff.
The crash is coming.
Any minute.
So, Zyhan is on his way to the airport, I think in Singapore.
And of course, he has to do a video about this because he's Peter Zyhan.
And it's only the last 50 seconds that are just interesting.
The audio is a little choppy because of the, I guess, the wind and the car noise, but that
gets better as we get into this 50 seconds and listen to his theory because as soon as the verdict came in
intro campaign headquarters
Cheers erupted like we can totally fundraise off of this and in by collection headquarters cheers erupted totally fundraise both of us
Everyone seems to have forgotten the views of the 10% of the electorate who
were independents are just kind of nauseated by the bull thing.
A hint, independents have decided every presidential election since the early
1960s and they are not going to vote for somebody who now has 34 felonies under
his belt.
So as far as I'm concerned, this verdict has decided the election.
There are other reasons to think
that Trump was already in trouble,
but this really makes it impossible for him to win.
Ah, assuming of course that Biden doesn't die.
He's a weird dude, man.
That maniacal laugh.
That was weird.
You just got the, today's weird clip day from you.
And there's more coming.
Now, do you think there's any validity to that, that there's 10% independent voters
who won't vote for someone who has 34 felonies under his belt?
No, I'm an independent voter. Yeah. I don't see it that belt. No, I'm an independent voter.
Yeah.
I don't see it that way.
No.
I'm beyond independent.
I've gone non-affiliated.
Yes.
Politically homeless.
Here's NBC with a little shorty about what Trump is saying.
Then a laundry list of false claims, grudges,
and grievances, including against
the Democratic prosecutor who won the
case against him.
It's a very sad thing that's happening in our country.
The whole line stop.
How come this isn't all echoey?
I know, I know, I know.
But I think this is from, this isn't at the courthouse, this is at Trump Tower where he
had control of the sound system.
That could be.
It's a very sad thing that's happening in our country.
And it's a thing that I'm honored, in a way I'm honored, because somebody has to do it.
And I might as well keep going and be the one.
The verdict galvanizing the GOP behind him, the Trump campaign saying they raised a massive
$35 million online in
the hours after the conviction came down.
And with Republicans rallying around him, there's virtually no chance he'll be kicked
off the presidential ticket.
NBC Meet the Press had to...
He's already got the delegates.
How's he going to get kicked off?
They got nothing to say.
This is the dying elite media network, messaging network.
They got nothing.
But this was kind of an interesting exchange.
Republican Representative Byron Donalds.
Yeah.
He has been doing a lot of talking.
He really is angling for the vice president's slot.
That's what it is, of course.
Well, the subcommittee on, what is it?
Oh, they have a subcommittee on the weaponization of government.
Wow, you might as well just shut it all down and talk about that all day because that seems
to be the only thing that's happening.
Former President Trump's allies are rallying to his defense after yesterday's historic guilty verdict
and now the Republican-led House Subcommittee on the Weaponization of Government is requesting
the Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg and the prosecutor there, Matthew Colangelo,
to testify before the committee.
And joining me now is Florida Republican Congressman Byron Donalds.
Because you got to understand, and let's just be real about this. The entire reason why
these charges were brought now, why this case was brought now was to interfere with the
2024 presidential election. It was to interfere. It was to trap Donald Trump in the courtroom.
Well, there's no evidence that Joe Biden had any involvement obviously.
Are you going to let me finish or are you going to talk over me?
No, I just want to make that pushback. I'm glad you listened.
Or you want to talk?
Okay, let me talk.
Here's the deal.
Everybody knows that the appeals process is going to go well into 2025 after the election
is over.
Say what you will about the merits of the case.
We have never in American history had prosecutions of the leading presidential candidate of any
major party in the United States.
This has never happened.
So much so that Maine Justice, their own protocols are that they don't do this in a heat of a presidential election.
But what we have seen out of the Department of Justice, led by Merrick Garland,
out of Alvin Bragg in lower Manhattan, out of Fannie Willis in Georgia,
is that they do not care about the norms of our election
process.
They just want to get Donald Trump.
So the weaponization committee does have a responsibility to investigate.
For the fact that NBC is letting him on and is highlighting him, again, it just all seems
to point toward, yeah, yeah, let's put these messages in people's heads.
I'm sure NBC, meet the press,
is not trying to be fair and balanced.
It's an interesting, I mean, we have the thesis
that the word is out to put him in.
Yeah.
But I just don't see these guys,
and that guy's argumentative in such a way,
it's annoying, and he's trying to cut him off.
It's possible that the upper echelon of the network said you got to put Byron on.
Is it to make to solidify his VP slot?
But I don't think this anchors part of the part of the plan.
No.
This case should have never been brought in.
But you said you'll support it if he wins it.
You're talking about a few...
You're talking about a...
I just want to be clear.
Here's how the briefing went.
Alright, we're going to bring on Byron Donalds.
He's going for the VP spot.
You just got to go in on him, man. Go in on him.
And the guy, of course, is weak against Donalds.
This Donalds guy is pretty good.
He's always been good.
I've always thought he'd make a great vice president for a number of reasons.
But the one thing that's interesting is that he's not in the in the running in terms of the top four or the betting
odds. He's down like 50 to 1 or something along those lines, but I've always
thought, but ever since those betting odds first came out, which included
Nikki Haley, which will be the day. She was on there for a while. I always
thought that Donald's all of a sudden
starts showing up a lot like he got a publicist
or somebody's booking him.
Because he's showing up a lot more than he should,
unless something's going on.
Well, let's continue.
Oh my gosh.
You going to let me talk?
Let me answer your question.
You are talking about a federal crime that has never actually decided by the Federal
Election Commission.
They looked into this and they said, there's nothing to see here.
Alvin Bragg pulls it up as a state prosecutor outside of his jurisdiction and ties in some
bookmaking charge, was no longer allowed to be utilized in state court, all to twist it
together in a legal theory to get felony convictions?
Come on, man.
This case is a joke.
You know it, I know what the American people know it.
Oh, come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
All right, final clip.
Let me ask you about your Republican colleague,
JD Vance.
He suggested that the daughter of Judge Juan Marchand
should be subpoenaed.
Should family members of public officials
be considered fair game, Congressman?
If you're talking about the fact that the daughter
of Judge Marshawn is making millions of dollars
helping Democrats raise money online,
and then that very fact has caused her dad
to have a vested interest in supporting a conviction
of President Trump, then yes, she should.
Because her influence with her father
is one of the core reasons why I believe
this case is gonna be overturned.
Because Juan Marshawn, under New York state ethics,
should have recused himself
because he has a bias against Donald Trump.
And to be clear by that same logic, then,
isn't the backlash against Justices Alito
and Clarence Thomas for the actions
of their wives reasonable?
No, it does not and you know better than that. You're allowed to fly a flag like
you're allowed to speak your mind. That does not mean that the judge is all of a
sudden is tainted, but when the family is making money off of the actual trial
that Judge Mershon is dealing with right now, that is an ethical issue and he
should have recused himself before the trial even started
They're letting them talk a lot
Let them say a lot of things
Well, I'll tell you this I have a couple clips here about Alito. Oh
I have some clips too, but I'll let you leave these are the ones I promised on the last show good
because this is this woman Kathleen Clark comes on PBS News Hour to discuss Alito
and well let's just play them and then I'll discuss what's going on here.
Elitist Voices of America.
This is NPR or PBS.
Still to come on the News Hour, Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito
rejects calls to recuse himself from January 6th related cases despite a flag
controversy. US Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito told lawmakers today he
won't recuse himself from cases involving the 2020 presidential election
or the January 6th Capitol riot that's despite concerns about two flags
associated with far-right
causes that have flown over his properties.
Responding to demands from Democrats that he disqualify himself, Alito said in two letters
that his wife, Martha Ann Alito, was responsible for flying the flags.
"'My wife is an independently-minded private citizen,' the Justice wrote.
"'She makes her own decisions and I honor her right to do so
Kathleen Clark is with us. She's a law professor at Washington University in st
Louis and she specializes in government ethics. Thanks for being with us
So the New York Times reported that there was this upside down American flag
displayed at Alito's Virginia home in the days before President Biden's inauguration and
In the letter that he issued today. the justice said he had nothing whatsoever to
do with the flag.
He was not aware of it.
When he became aware of it, he asked his wife to take it down, but she refused for several
days.
And he says, my wife and I own our Virginia home jointly.
She therefore has the legal right to use the property as she sees fit.
Is that an adequate explanation from an ethics perspective?
No, it is not.
Justice Alito is accurate in saying
that his wife has a legal right to display a flag
in front of a house that she co-owns with him.
No one's questioning her legal rights.
The issue is whether he needs to recuse once it has become clear that
his, you know, this flag associated with the January 6th insurrection was displayed in
front of a house he co-owns.
I'm just going to stop right here for a second. This association thing that they're pulling is horse crap. You can't
take four years of history and say, oh, that's what the flag's about. When both of these flags
are about very different things, the origins. And I don't remember seeing either of those flags
at the insurrection. In fact, you saw mostly Trump flags and American flags in the you know set up properly so does the American flag
representative of this too and even in even if
I'm flying my flag upside down on July 4th. It doesn't mean that I'm an insurrectionist
It means I feel our country is in distress if you want to fly up the bit and there were some pine tree flags
Which but you know, but, but they've determined now, they, the elites, have determined
that this is associated, therefore, even just an American flag.
This is happening right now in Taylor, Texas, where the Austin LGBTQ plus crowd came in and some poor woman, the Christmas parade two years ago at the
city hall, town hall, saw a request for a Taylor Pride float and went, okay, this is
a Taylor Pride way to go.
We're prideful of Taylor.
And then they threw some Austin, what do you call them?
The transvestites, the, what's the word?
I don't know.
Yeah, from the story hour.
Oh, the drag queens.
Drag queens, yeah.
So they threw some Austin drag queens on that float and like, woo!
And then the churchies, as they call them, the churchie, because a lot of people from
Boston-
I like the churchies.
Yeah, a lot of people from Austin are moving out,
moving out to places, moving out.
Taylor is like 45 minutes above Austin.
And so, and they were, oh no, the churchies.
Oh, of course the churchies have been in this town for-
Ever.
Several hundred years.
And now it's gotten to the point where you have,
and there's not a lot of restaurants in Taylor,
it's very small. You have, you know, there's a restaurant that'll fly the LGBTQ Pride flag
and no one goes in from the churchies. But then you have an American flag, just an American flag
on your restaurant and none of the newcomers will go in. This flag thing, flags are important, but the American flag is the American flag.
The appeal to heaven flag is the appeal to heaven flag.
It has nothing to do with January 6th, other than the news people here are saying,
it's clearly associated.
You must recuse.
Je recuse. So you can't do anything with Chevron Deference.
That's really what this is about at the base level. But there's another little subtext here,
which nobody seems to pick up on, especially at PBS. And after the second clip, I will explain
something about this woman, is that she and PBS all demand that Alito's wife obey
Alito like she's the slave woman, you know, the house, the house worker, whatever I used that term
I used. Housekeeper. The housekeeper and she's supposed to do what the husband says. Yes, do
what the man says. Stop it woman. It's very clear when you listen to this discussion that she's the one because she
didn't do what the husband said.
I mean, I'm listening to these lefties pull this stunt.
This is just as bad as the, you know, not calling Trump justice impaired.
I mean, it's just, you make up your minds, people. you know, not calling Trump justice-impaired.
I mean, it's just, make up your minds, people. But okay, let's-
So this isn't about his wife's First Amendment rights.
This is about recusal obligations
that Congress has imposed on justices and judges.
Well, in his letter,
he also addressed the more recent reporting by the Times that there
was this appeal to heaven flag that flew at his beach home in New Jersey.
This is a flag that was also carried by January 6th rioters.
And in his letter, he says, I was not familiar with the appeal to heaven flag when my wife
flew it.
She may have mentioned that it dates back to the American Revolution, and I assume she
was flying it to express a religious and patriotic message.
I was not aware of any connection
between this historic flag and the Stop the Steal movement,
and neither was my wife.
She did not fly it to associate herself
with that or any other group.
As I said in reference to the other flag event,
my wife is an independently-minded private citizen.
She makes her own decisions, and I honor her right to do so.
Our vacation home was purchased with money she inherited from her parents and is titled in her name.
It is a place away from Washington where she should be able to relax. Again, your assessment
of this explanation.
This is a closer call if indeed this is a home that Justice Alito doesn't have any legal right to, if that is the case.
But again, the issue isn't just subjectively what was in Justice Alito's mind.
Congress mandates that justices recuse, disqualify themselves if their impartiality might reasonably be questioned.
It's not enough to say that, you know, as Justice Alito was, you know, ignorant.
The question is whether it's reasonable for people to question his impartiality in these
cases related to the January 6th insurrection.
You will obey me.
All right, first of all, so I looked this woman up on Open Secrets and she's a
a donator to the Democrat party.
And I've got, without even going through it, it's very easy to find her.
She's in St. Louis and she's a professor. And they list the, in open secrets, they often list the profession and that
was easy to find. And I only went through, there's thousands of Kathleen Clarks and I only went to,
after I got to the third one, when she sent money to Claire McCaskill. I said, okay, that got three.
That's enough. They're all Democrats. So why didn't she recuse herself
for even being on PBS? And why does PBS only pull people like, you know, there's
no object to somebody like this. She's a Democrat. She's an obvious Democrat. She's
a plant. She's a stooge. And PBS pulled that twice in that same show. The second
thing they did in that show, instead of trying to get any fair,
they'd given up on fair and balanced.
They brought on to discuss Republican politics that creeped Joe Walsh,
who was a one term, one term US congressman.
He was booted out by the Republicans cause he did. I think they primary,
primaried him out and Joe Walsh comes on and he's going to give the, he's going to tell us all about Republican. booted out by the Republicans because I think they primary them out.
And Joe Walsh comes on and he's going to give the,
he's going to tell us all about Republican. He's a one term,
US representative.
He goes on and on about how the Republicans are screwed up because they're not
giving more credit to people like Adam Kissinger.
This is actually what he said. Adam Kissinger, the crybaby and Cheney,
with whatever, I can't remember her first name.
And he goes on and on about how the Republicans are screwed up because they're all dedicated to Trump.
He's a Trump hater and they bring him on to give us a perspective from the
Republican side. This is bull crap. PBS just stinks.
They have no intention of giving us a balanced
report. They're terrible. They should, nobody should be giving them money.
The government shouldn't be giving them money.
And if anybody out there subscribes to anything, PBS does send us the money.
subscribes to anything PBS does, send us the money. two clips regarding the flag gate. Why don't they call it flag gate? Ooh, flag gate.
Flag gate, I'm gonna write that down.
And by the way, this is really detracting from my Pride month.
No one's talking about our Pride flags.
Just saying.
There's like no Pride celebration right now.
Boo hoo. So here's Dick Durbin. There's like no pride celebration right now.
Boo hoo.
So here's Dick Durbin, who was on the, I think the Justice Committee?
He's on some kind of justice something.
And of course he has to weigh in about this impartiality of the judge.
What can we do?
There's got to be something in the Constitution.
Can we do something?
Can we do something?
Dick, Dick, Dick, tell me. The recourses under the Constitution. Can we do something second flag which is some symbolism on
the radical right being flown at his vacation residence.
Hold on, some symbol... no!
I like the way he described it. Some crazy symbol of the radical right.
Some symbolism on the radical right being flown at his vacation residence and you start to
wonder is this just a chance in discretion or is it a conscious declaration of his mega
loyalty.
Mega loyalty.
When it gets right down to it our courts and justices don't have an army to enforce their
opinions.
They don't have the money to establish an account for media control. What they have is
the respect for integrity of the American people. And this really raises a serious question when
we have someone in the highest court in the land who's sporting these political flags at his residence.
And he said fags. I heard it. Hold on a second. He said political fags.
Who's sporting these political flags at his residence in a vacation home.
He did. You're right. He said fags and then flags. Wow.
We caught you, Dick.
So, you know, how is this different than the accusations that Crump is—
Crump.
I said Crump. Geez.
Woo! At least you didn't say fags.
That crump is subverting the justice system.
This is a subversion of the justice system, the judicial system to be specific, and also
the Supreme Court.
It's the same thing.
I don't see how crump is any different.
Can I ask you, is that crump with a K?
C. Oh, it's with a C. All right.
I think K is funnier.
Crump.
Yeah, but it's C in my mind.
Crump.
Crump.
As in crump, you know, like crump.
Now what is the process to remove a Supreme Court justice?
He has to get impeached, I think.
Yeah.
Well, who can do that?
I think the Congress can, but that'll be the day.
Good luck with that.
Good luck with that.
So, John Grisham, I didn't know he was a lefty.
The author, John Grisham, but maybe he's not, but he went on the view.
I hate to do it, but he said so.
You're gonna play another view clip?
I know, but it's really John Grisham.
It's not about the view, it's just John Grisham.
And then the views apologizing for what he said
was really quite interesting this.
Well, when you read my history, you better be careful
because I'm not really noted for accuracy.
Don't believe everything you read, okay?
You're odd imitating life, really, I think, is what you're doing.
But life right now in the courtroom is getting a little scary.
I mean, let's take the Supreme Court right now.
A lot of people have issues with them.
There's some scandals playing in the Supreme Court.
Do you have any thoughts on that?
And maybe write a book or make a movie out of that.
I wrote a great book called The Pelican Brief.
Yes!
Whoa, you sure did!
You sure did!
In which two Supreme Court justices were assassinated.
I know.
And I thought about doing it again.
And...
No, no, no, no.
Writing the book.
He's reading the right book.
Writing part two. He's talking about writing part two too. It's all fiction. It's all fiction. about doing it again. And no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. Oh no, it's just like, it's about movie, a book, it's a book. It's all fiction. It's all fiction. Don't get upset. It's just fiction. It's made up stories.
The court has never looked this bad. The court has never looked this bad. What's he talking about?
They look fine. They look actually pretty handsome and cute. Here's the rest of the clip.
Now, in my lifetime, some of the rulings the ethical challenges uh... the the
there is a little bit downhill in two thousand women
five
republicans on the court
chose to elect a president
well yes it was political bush versus gore and that's what that's when it
all started really going down i agree with that five to four decision and the
court is uh... it's did the court, it gets worse every term.
You know, I should remind everybody that the Miami Herald went through all the ballots
and the hanging chads and all the rest of it.
And they determined that Bush won Florida.
What he just did there, he is an election denier.
Well, let's get to the super clip I have then.
I have an objection to the electoral votes.
The objection is in writing and I don't care that it is not signed by a member of the Senate.
There are still legitimate concerns over the integrity of our elections
and of ensuring the principle of one person, one vote.
But constantly shifting vote tallies in Ohio
and malfunctioning electronic machines
which may not have paper receipts have led to additional loss of confidence
by the public.
This is their only opportunity to have this debate while the country is listening, and
it is appropriate to do so.
Objected to the counting of electoral votes of the state of Ohio.
I agree with tens of millions of Americans who are very worried that when they cast the ballot on an electronic voting machine
that there is no paper trail to record that vote.
Because 10 of the 29 electoral votes cast by Florida were cast by electors not lawfully certified.
Is the objection in writing and signed not only by the member of the House of Representatives
but also by a Senate?
It is in writing, Mr. President.
Mr. President, I object to the certificate from the state of Georgia on the grounds that
the electoral vote...
No debate.
I object to a certificate from the state of North Carolina.
I object because people are horrified.
I object.
I object to the certificate from the state of Alabama.
I object to the 15 votes from the state of North Carolina because of the massive voter suppression.
I do not wish to debate. I wish to ask is there one United States Senator who will join me in this letter?
There is no debate.
If Stacey Abrams doesn't win in Georgia, they stole it. It's clear. It's clear.
Clear. I say that publicly, it's clear. I would say that publicly, it's clear. Votes remain to be counted.
There are voices that are waiting to be heard.
And I will not concede.
I respect where you're coming from and I respect the issues that you're raising.
You're not answering the question.
Do you think it was...
I am not.
No, I would not do it.
You're not using the word legitimate.
You can run the best campaign.
You can even become the nominee.
And you can have the election stolen from you.
He knows he's an illegitimate president.
Yeah, baby.
Super cut.
Nice.
See how it led you down that path?
It was beautiful.
Well, you do good work.
Yes.
We had a runoff election here and a couple of things that went down.
We had our local elections and our state election. Gillespie County,
which is home to Fredericksburg, Texas, we somehow somehow, some
smart patriots got in there and said, we're doing hand count,
we're not doing voting machines. And oh, boy, we have one
newspaper here comes out once a week, the Fredericksburg Standard
Radio Flyer Gazette, which is a very, very lefty newspaper.
Of course, it's a newspaper.
It's an actual newspaper still.
And they were running headlines, this costs $27,000 extra dollars that we could have put
towards something useful.
But I guess sending all that billions to Ukraine is okay by these guys.
Yeah, we don't have a lot of Ukraine flags flying around here anymore.
That ended pretty quick once people caught on.
Anyway, we literally have a new sheriff in town.
Buddy is out.
Buddy's out.
Chris Ayala is in.
And there's going to be some head cracking going on.
Because he's like oh
yeah we're not gonna have any any cartel here we have cartel here the
he's gonna get rid of the cartel he's gonna make sure that the buses can't
come up I 10 and 87 it's gonna be this is going to be the center of controversy
with the new sheriff and the best part is my friend, the former police officer from
Kerrville with anger management issues, he's going to be a lieutenant.
This is exactly what you want. A cop with anger management issues.
Yeah, if you're not on the wrong side of the billy club.
Now there's only one thing, there's still the news media.
I think they may be just doing this as a backup plan.
There's all kinds of bonuses for this, of course, because of their own pay masters,
but they're still pushing to an extreme degree, which is why I have to play
some clips again.
I'll keep doing it because we're not gonna be kerfuffled
like four years ago.
It's bird flu, baby.
So Dr. Gounder, this farm worker exhibited respiratory
symptoms, unlike the first two human cases.
So what do we need to know about this one?
Oh, by the way, respiratory now.
Oh, it's respiratory. And there's
a theme here. Everyone wants to know if they should be concerned. Should I be concerned about this?
Yeah, can I be concerned? Should we be concerned about this? Well, what's really important here is
to understand that if it's respiratory, it's easier to transmit onward to other people. So,
if the virus is just in the eye, that's going to be harder to pass on to others.
I got some virus in my eye.
If it's in your respiratory system,
you're coughing, it's going to be easier to spread around.
So who is at most risk of getting bird flu?
Well, the risk to the general public
is still considered to be very low by the CDC.
However, we do know that farm workers
are being exposed very heavily.
And so if somebody's a
farm worker, especially if they're working with dairy cows, they are at risk for H5N1 bird flu.
I mean, what does it even mean? They are at risk very heavily. I'm at risk very heavily crossing
the street. Now I said that, you know, there's multiple reasons why they're doing this. Here's
one. Also in focus, shares of Modna after the financial times reported the u.s government is nearing an agreement to fund the
biotech firm's bird flu vaccine trial moderna shares climbed three percent in pre-market trading
yeah baby oh yeah we got some we got some medical stuff going on this is good yeah we're getting
some funding some funding let Let's continue with dr
Celine, what are your concerns? What are you thinking about? What are your concerns?
Not my concern. Should we be concerned? What's your concern? What are your concerns? What are you thinking about in terms of preventing a larger outbreak?
Well, what we're really concerned about is it's not nearly enough testing. There's not enough testing of the first
There's not enough testing of the fauna. There's not enough testing of the dairy cattle.
There's not enough testing of the milk.
And so if you're not testing enough, you're really kind of flying blind.
We don't know what we're dealing with.
And there are a lot of questions that remain unanswered.
Most importantly, how is the virus mutating?
Is it adapting to humans and other mammals?
And is it adapting in the direction where it could spread from human
to human? And if it does, that's when you end up with an epidemic or pandemic. So we really need
to be keeping a finger on the pulse, so to speak. And we're not doing that right now.
So what it sounds like to me is besides serving their pharma overlords, they are gearing up for
a possible mail-in vote. I mean, that's what it, we're going to see states taking this measure.
I'm sure of it.
Well, first of all, we got to start masking.
We start masking because it could mutate.
I mean, the term is supposed to be jump
from species to species,
which was never proven with COVID.
They tried, pangolin, bat, et cetera.
Dog, cat. Dog, cat.
Dog, cat, the cats, oh, the cats are dying.
Oh, your cat's going to get it.
Yep.
Now, they take it back to the pharma overlords.
So we need to keep pointing out that this was cattle to human, but there has not yet
been a case of human to human transfer of birds.
Not yet.
That's coming.
Not yet. Keep wishing.
Is that something you're concerned about?
Worry about.
Well, that's an important distinction.
So yes, so far all the cases have been cow
or some other animal to human, historically speaking.
Cow, poor cows.
We are not aware of any human to human cases
ever having occurred.
But that is precisely how you get the next epidemic
or pandemic is if the virus mutates, adapts to humans
where it can spread human to human.
And if that were to happen, what I'm sorry, H5N1 has been around for what?
20, 30, 40, 50 years.
It's been around forever.
It's never spread from...
It's...
Why all of a sudden will it spread unless they create a version in the lab to
make it spread?
create a version in the lab to make it spread.
And if that were to happen, do we have the capacity to manufacture vaccines
to combat that?
This is a big concern because our flu manufacturing
is based on eggs.
Bird flu.
Oh, I love this.
I love this.
This is how we bring in Moderna.
This is, okay, a big concern.
Manufacture vaccines to combat that. This is a big
concern because our flu manufacturing is based on eggs. Bird flu kills birds. Birds lay eggs. So your
whole manufacturing process is really in jeopardy potentially from the very virus you're trying to
combat. So we really do need to develop alternatives to the egg-based manufacturing. You know what hit me? Oh crap! What?
I got more. I got more.
What I remember all of a sudden,
when we just got funding for a pod show from Kleiner Perkins,
they had invested in something,
and it was all about creating vaccines, no longer doing it in eggs.
Yeah, that's a big deal.
And I remember interviewing Dore and Ray Lane on a podcast.
And I hope I can find that somewhere.
Oh, you got to find it.
I wonder if it was, if they were already looking at mRNA back in the day.
I really, it just-
I've been listening to a lot of these same sort of clips
and they've been working on mRNA forever
but they could never get past testing
because it kills everything.
Because it doesn't work.
It doesn't, and it doesn't work.
And so they found that the COVID was perfect because then you could force it into the general
population.
Into people's arms.
You can force it into the arms as an emergency.
And then see what happens because we're pretty sure that this stuff is great.
It works terrific.
But we can't seem to get past testing because it kills everything. But I'm sure
it works though.
Sorry.
And so they do what they're doing.
How are eggs used in the creation of vaccines?
Really? Really? Have you never, never had science in school? Okay.
Well, so we grow up the virus in the eggs and then you kill the virus and then
that's one of the constituents that's really the main ingredient in your vaccines. Okay. And so
just to go back, if you have an allergy to eggs, it's not a factor because... As it turns out,
it's not a factor because you're really just growing the virus in the eggs. It's not that
the eggs are part of the vaccine. It's just the substrate for the food really for the virus to be growing.
So I can see why scientists would be concerned. Right now we're not dealing with an outbreak of
the bird flu in the human population. Not yet. But viruses evolve and we don't want to be caught
flat-footed again. Not again. And we're killing all of these birds. Well remember bird flu is deadly to birds. Birds also lay eggs, which are one of your main tools, really, to produce the virus that
you put in the vaccine.
And so if you're having to kill birds that are laying the eggs, you're really in a difficult
situation.
You know, these very birds that are laying the eggs that we're using for the vaccines,
those are a very precious commodity.
But if they are endangered by the very virus we're hoping to combat, you're kind of in this very difficult position.
Now, what is the solution, John? I mean, is there an alternative to making vaccines without eggs?
Can you think of anything? Because clearly you're an idiot CBS person,
and then just leading the witness. This is this is so weird. What, are there alternatives?
And so there must be scientists working on alternatives
though, are there alternatives out there?
There are alternatives.
So remember mRNA vaccines from COVID.
Oh, remember, hey, you remember this?
Yeah, I remember.
Flu vaccines, even combination flu and COVID vaccines.
There are other types of cells that are not eggs.
So you have mammalian cells, you have insect cells,
in fact, that we can grow virus in.
But these are just not as far advanced,
as far developed as the egg-based manufacturing.
Right.
Right, right.
But I'm so glad you brought that up
because we have all kinds of great bird flu vaccines.
In health check, Penn Medicine says it's created a human bird flu vaccine
on the same platform as its COVID-19 vaccine.
The experimental.
Why don't they just say operating system?
That'd be funnier.
The same operating system as mRNA for the COVID.
That's basically it.
Yes.
The vaccine on the same platform as its COVID-19 vaccine.
The experimental mRNA vaccine protected lab animals
from severe illness and death for at least a year.
In fact, all the vaccinated animals survived infections
while all the unvaccinated ones died.
H5N1 rarely infects humans,
but there's been heightened concern
amid a current outbreak circulating
in birds and cattle in the U.S.
Yeah, heightened concern, more concerned.
There's so much concern.
Instead of a platform, they should call it a bus.
A bus.
Let's go to North Carolina.
And we were built to provide on soil
pandemic response for influenza vaccines.
CSL Securis with a site in Holly Springs
makes over 55 million doses of flu shots a year. Those go out across the U. S. And Europe and they'll
get distributed from August and throughout the winter seasons. Now
they're adding bird flu vaccines, 4.8 million doses as part of an ongoing
contract with the U. S. Government. What we will do is we'll take the antigen
that was manufactured, will convert that into finished doses, and we'll
make that readily available to be distributed at the direction of the U.S. government.
Have you ever heard of triangle pharmaceuticals?
No, but you better tell Horowitz. If you can divest in them, you got it made.
You better tell Horowitz. So I think there are people in the background going like, hey,
we missed out on that first,
that Moderna and Pfizer stuff, man.
We got to get on the stick here.
Who do you know?
Bill, Bill, I got a buddy over at Triangle, North Carolina.
Good, we'll give him the contract.
4.8 million vaccines added, beautiful.
ABC.
Well, the third human case of bird flu here in the US
has been confirmed in Michigan.
All three were exposed to infected dairy cows on different farms. Well, the third human case of bird flu here in the U.S. has been confirmed in Michigan.
All three were exposed to infected dairy cows on different farms.
Two in Michigan, one in Texas.
The CDC says the risk to the public remains low, but it is stockpiling the current bird
flu vaccine.
But we'll talk about it anyway.
What?
I said, but we'll talk about it anyway.
Well, there's a reason for it.
One in Texas.
The CDC says the risk to the public remains low but it is stockpiling the current bird flu vaccine and a new
mRNA vaccine is now in the works. Yay! Yay! Get ready, roll up your sleeves. Let's go
for two more clips for two America's favorite doctor on ABC Good Morning
America, Dr. Jen. Now with Dr. Jen talking about how the CDC has confirmed
the second case of human H5 bird flu in Michigan.
Should we be concerned?
That's the question.
Should we be concerned?
Should we be concerned is funny.
But get a supper for a second.
The Michigan case, I think was the last case,
there were two in Texas and then one in Michigan,
but they keep mixing up whether there's two cases
or three cases.
Yes, they do.
They do.
And how is, oh, it's so hard to know the difference
between two and three.
It's confusing and I'm concerned.
Now with Dr. Jinn talking about how the CDC has confirmed
the second case of human H5 bird flu in Michigan,
should we be concerned?
That's the question.
Well, listen, I think anyone who remembers listen, listen, listen, listen, you know what? Think about it. Anyone who lived through COVID
will remember you should be concerned. That's the question. Well, listen, I think anyone
who remembers back just four years to 2020 really should be answering,
of course we should be paying attention to this.
There's a big difference between being vigilant
and paying attention and panicking unnecessarily right now.
We've learned that we have to pay attention
to these spreading infectious diseases.
Viruses mutate for a living.
This has been occurring now for several years,
infecting poultry, now dairy, cattle.
Anytime we see a virus that does change
in a normal course of the viral lifespan,
and it goes from one species to another,
we have got to pay attention.
Now, this is the third US case,
the second confirmed case in Michigan.
The more you look for something in medicine
and public health.
No, they got three, and now she says there's two in Michigan. I thought it was
two in Texas and one in Michigan. But you know what? It doesn't matter as long as you're concerned.
Pay attention. Now, this is the third U.S. case, the second confirmed case in Michigan. The more
you look for something in medicine and public health, the more you will find it. This person does have respiratory
symptoms but is being treated and managed and isolating. He had a cough. At
home, not hospitalized, but again I think we cannot put our heads in the sand. The
CDC is not doing that, the FDA is not doing that, and the USDA is not doing that.
Nor is the World Horse Organization.
Important to point out these were also farm workers who had direct contact with exposed cows.
But there is reason to be hopeful for comfort here.
Yeah and listen we've been in touch with very high level officials from the CDC.
We've spoken to the CDC director about this. She was a guest on GMA 3.
She said the following, number one, we have a treatment.
We have an antiviral medication
that's effective against this strain of bird flu.
Number two, it has not shown any mutation yet.
Number three, we have a vaccine in the national stock.
Wait a minute.
No mutation, but wait a minute.
First you're telling me that it went from chickens to cows,
but there's no mutation yet?
Shouldn't this be cow flu actually? Now think about it.
I mean that seems odd.
This story is not well structured.
Effective against this strain of bird flu.
Number two, it has not shown any mutation yet.
Number three, we have a vaccine in the national stockpile.
Yet.
The ability to ramp that up very quickly if need be.
Warp speed. Right now the overall that up very quickly if need be.
Right now, the overall risk to the general population remains low.
Good to know you're on top of it.
But Dr. Jen has another agenda, which was not really surprising because we've already had the mailing ballot.
We have pharmaceutical overlords ramping up
government contracts and there's another one.
Let's talk to America's favorite doctor we can.
This is making medical headlines.
Authorities have detected the presence of bird flu
at a farm in Iowa with more than four million chickens.
Should we be concerned?
Oh, geez.
Okay, here's the latest from the USDA.
And again, we've been in close contact with the-
There must be a memo that said-
Yeah, something's gotta be up
and saying, should we be concerned?
It's got to be in that memo as a talking point.
It has to be.
Because everybody's saying the exact same thing.
Okay, here's the latest from the USDA and again we've been in close contact with
the CDC on this. They are testing more. That's why you're seeing it more. There's
no surprise here. Exactly. The more you spin up your your bogus PCR cycles and
you're testing more, the more you're gonna see. You could test for HIV and get
it from from cows.
Come on, people, we know this is bunk.
But the latest is infected poultry
entering the food chain in this country.
The risk is sought to be extremely low.
Entering the food chain.
According to the USDA, all poultry products
are inspected rigorously and they were before this outbreak for signs of disease.
Bird flu, avian influenza is not, I repeat,
is not transmissible by eating foods, including poultry,
that have been properly prepared, properly cooked.
So you wanna make sure you're not cross-contaminating.
You wanna cook according to regular appropriate temperatures.
And eggs, because we've been tracking this as well,
have to be thoroughly cooked until the yolks are firm.
No over easy.
No over easy.
What do you mean?
Oh please.
TooManyEggs.com.
TooManyEggs.com.
TooManyEggs.com is what Mimi says.
You know, I do all this work,
you guys never plug the book.
You can't do them over easy.
Rip those pages out of your book.
TooManyEggs.com.
Rip the pages out of that book.
You could die if you have eggs that are over easy.
Not to mention sunny side up.
No.
Until the yolks are firm.
No over easy.
No over easy.
And when you're talking about the dairy supply.
Wait, wait, wait for it gets better.
No raw or unpasteurized milk.
No raw milk.
Oh yeah.
No milk, no raw milk.
That should have been the case before avian.
So bottom line, if people want to avoid this altogether.
Did you hear that?
What?
She said that should have been the case before.
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because in other words, Hey,
we don't like the idea of anyone having raw milk.
So that should always be the case be way.
Even if there's no avian flu, it's drinking sewage.
Wait, there's more.
And when you're talking about the dairy supply, no raw or unpasteurized milk.
That should have been the case before avian implants.
So bottom line, if people want to avoid this altogether,
what's the choice?
Well, look, again, we have to emphasize what the science
and the facts say right now.
There is no evidence that this is a virus
that can be transmitted via eating properly cooked food
or drinking properly pasteurized milk.
But obviously, the options always need to be stated for people who are concerned.
Plant-based, better for the environment and probably will save you some money as well.
It's a good way to temporarily try out that diet.
It's just an option.
Yes, but she comes in with the vegan angle.
Holy mackerel, that's clip of the day.
Thank you. I figured it. And it goes to clip custodian. Clip of the day. Thank you, I figured it. And then it goes to clip custodian.
Clip of the day.
Yeah.
It was amazing.
She brings in the vegan angle at the end.
Ah, you don't want to, you want to make sure when you,
can you imagine having a fried egg
with the hardest hell yolk?
I mean, what's the point?
My mom used to, she had a problem with running egg yolks.
She'd always, we'd go to a diner. I remember it so well.
She'd say, can you kill my eggs?
I want them killed hard, burned, burned all the way.
No yolk.
And she'd put ketchup on it.
Make scrambled eggs then, it's fine.
Oh, but you can't have them too fluffy.
You got to have them hard.
Overcooked and dry.
And don't you dare put any raw milk in there.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Now here's the crazy thing.
By the way, if there was some evidence that somebody got bird flu from raw milk or an
over easy egg, where is it?
There is no evidence.
Of course not.
I have another.
This is the testing industrial complex also from ABC.
Tonight, scientists are ramping up vaccine testing to prevent bird flu transmission between
cows and people.
Woooo!
Stop borking your cows!
How am I?
I'm so saddened by this.
As the CDC confirms a third rare human case in the US.
What?
Rare?
This is not so rare. people get bird flu all the time
when they're around birds. A cow likely infecting a Michigan dairy worker. Now
the first thing. What was he doing? Show respiratory symptoms like coughing. Was he
kissing the cow? That patient now on an antiviral medication and recovering at
home. The previous two cases showed symptoms like pink eye. Federal health
authorities investing millions to limit the spread among livestock.
You can go to schools and find pink eye.
Come on people.
The USDA announcing an additional 800 million in emergency aid for testing.
What?
$800 million?
For testing?
Fix my potholes.
Virus surveillance, developing bird flu vaccine for livestock and food safety studies.
Federal officials still requiring testing before cattle cross state lines.
The USDA confirming 68 outbreaks in dairy cow herds across at least nine states since
March.
Outbreaks. Notice the terminology, people.
The USDA says ultimately we want to eliminate the virus and developing a vaccine to prevent
another emergence of H5N1 in cattle will be an important step toward that end.
This is a pipe dream, as you pointed out.
H5N1 has been around for decades. Now all of a sudden, oh no, we've got to develop a vaccine
because it's a bonanza. And there's free money people, free money. But that step in humans is
likely still far off. Ultimately, if we reduce the virus amounts in livestock, it's gonna reduce the chance that this virus has
for jumping into humans.
Whit, well there is no science to suggest that bird flu is being transmitted from human to human.
Scientists are still testing vaccines in humans. Those at highest risk? Farm workers with exposure to livestock.
What they want, I think, is they want to put mRNA into our cattle.
That's just not going to happen. And you,
once you put that mRNA into your cattle, who knows? Who knows?
They'll grow another head.
Well, this is reminding, I have a clip.
Can I play this one last one from Sky News from Australia?
Is it the same? I would say they have cows down there?
I'm reliably informed.
They also have a different strain of the bird flu.
A Victorian child is confirmed to be the first human case of a rare and dangerous bird flu
in Australia.
As Mimi Becker explains, an egg farm in Victoria detected a different strain of the virus
is now in quarantine.
Uh oh.
CSIRO has confirmed the strain of bird flu to be the H7N7 which is different to the current
global outbreak.
It's understood...
Global outbreak?
But global outbreak.
There's no global outbreak.
And now we have H7N7.
We're getting close to the H7N9 or H9N1. I mean there's
a lot of H's and N's.
A full outbreak. It's understood around 400,000 chickens have had to be put down after bird
flu was detected at an egg farm near Meredith in the west of Victoria. Specialist teams
have been seeing that that property dressed in hazmat suits conducting more testing there.
There is of course strict quarantine measures in place around that property and in other farms in the area as there is a high
possibility it may have already spread but experts say the risk to the public remains low.
This is not the type of avian influenza, which is risk to humans, it's a very, very, very
small risk, very few cases globally.
But therefore it's totally safe to consume eggs and carry on eating poultry as long as
it's properly cooked.
Now the Department of Health is working with Agriculture Victoria but in a completely separate
case and a separate strain a confirmation of a human case of bird flu
has come through.
It's understood a child who was travelling in India managed to catch the infection and
they travelled back here to Melbourne in March.
It's understood they suffered a severe infection but have made a full recovery.
It's not believed that that virus has spread to anyone else, but authorities are on alert.
How about this?
They just want to get rid of chicken.
It's cheap, it's readily available.
The war on chickens.
It's the war, I need this on a button now.
How long ago was it that we had the war on chickens?
He brought it from India
and infected the chickens in Australia? Yeah. So why why don't they how come we're getting no reports
from India about anything going on like this
The first time we played that was 2012.
12 years ago. The war is not going. That's a longer war than the Afghanistan war.
Well, something is screwy going on because of this report that I got from PBS.
Okay. Let me see. Where am I looking at here?
COVID. Oh, all right.
I'm sorry. What? Wait, I gotta set this up. Yep.
And it's only part of the, this like went on for 10 minutes.
I, I not absolutely sure what they're doing.
They're trying to get people back on the mask.
And I still see people floating around the masks. I'm going, what is wrong with you?
So they've got, so they brought on a bunch of people with handicapped people.
Oh boy.
But it was like, you know, somebody's got a, uh,
some sort of skin conditions. There was a cerebral palsy guy,
and they went after the other.
I'm cerebral palsy guy. Look at Mike. Does he have a cape?
Is he a superhero? Cerebral Palsy guy. Look at my... He's a Cerebral Palsy guy. Does he have a cape? Is he a superhero? Cerebral Palsy guy?
Well, one person after another, they brought on, I don't know where they dug him up or
how they found him, but each one of them are shut-ins because as of 2024, they are afraid
to go outside because they see the possibility that if
they get COVID, even though COVID's gone, they're going to die.
But if they're going to die. And so the, uh,
PBS weekend news hour, uh, play there,
and I only got part of it because it goes on and on and on with every one of
them, pleading with everyone out there, hey, think of me.
I can't get out of the house
because you won't wear a mask.
The pace of US COVID-19 fatalities
has slowed significantly.
The nationwide death toll stands
at more than one million people.
With precautions like mandatory masking,
social distancing and isolation
no longer in place,
it can seem as if worries about
the virus are gone as well.
But for many people with disabilities, the threat is still very real.
We asked people in the disability community to tell us about their concerns about this
new normal.
Naomi Ben-Pol.
The disability community?
Yeah, you know, the disability community.
Can I get in on that with my Tourette's?
Can I get it?
Is there any money?
I don't think they got money.
We asked people in the disability community to tell us about their concerns about this
new normal.
Naomi Ben-Porath, I'm 26 years old.
I live in Lowell, Massachusetts.
I have POTS, Postural Orthostatic tachycardia syndrome.
I would say that the changes in the COVID policies
have definitely made me a lot more nervous
to be out and about.
My name is Ngozi Alston.
I have scleroderma, which is an autoimmune condition.
There's just so much erasure that exists, right?
Like we are not part of public spaces.
We're not part of mass movement. We can't be. They're not safe. My name is Jermaine Greaves. My different disabilities
are cerebral palsy. That is a neurological condition that affects the brain and the muscle.
My second disability is hydro-nitrosyparotiva. That is a chronic skin condition.
I'm just afraid of getting sick
and not being able to like get through it.
Oh, these poor people, they've been terrorized.
Exactly, and by the way,
that's the tip of the iceberg for this report.
I was gonna clip more, but it was so pathetic,
but that's exactly what happened.
Terrorized.
They are, they have this,
and some of these conditions that go, they talk about are minor.
And it's like,
they will not go outside because people aren't masked up. And,
and it's like, what? Check the calendar A.
And it's terrorism. It's terrorism. It's terrorism.
It's exactly what I was thinking. This is,
they've terrorized the public as best they can. And now they're doing it again.
Yeah. And lots of people will fall. I see people at HEB here with masks,
mainly Latinx.
I don't know why,
but it just seems to be that they seem to be more susceptible to the terror.
And I'm going to have to start. Maybe they also want to be that they seem to be more susceptible to the terror. And I'm going to have to sort of-
Well, maybe they also want to be recognized by the camera.
Well, there's that possibility.
To wrap it up with all these, all this vaccine talk, you know, because of course
mRNA, you know, it's a platform, it's an operating system.
Let's go to the NBC Today show.
It's a bus, yeah.
And again, we're just baffled by this trend.
We're back with our ongoing Heart Health series with a new way of thinking about heart attacks.
Doctors say they're seeing an alarming number of seemingly healthy patients having heart attacks,
and those patients are getting younger and younger.
NBC's Ann Thompson is here. Look, good morning, Ann.
Good morning. This story is going to blow you away because research shows that more than 10%
of heart attack patients had no known risk factors
such as obesity or smoking.
Now there's a group of doctors at Mount Sinai
here in New York City tracking patients
to see if they can uncover the new risk factors
behind this trend.
What could it be?
Confused.
Matias Escobar runs to control his physical and mental health.
Bye, Matias!
The 38-year-old fine-tuning his mind and body
with years of triathlons.
Until last October, when the unthinkable happened.
Matias collapsed at the end of a race from a heart attack.
How close to death did you come?
I was dead for several minutes.
You were dead?
I mean, my heart stopped beating and they kept me with CPR
for 12 minutes until the ambulance came.
The heroic CPR was caught on camera.
His smartwatch recorded what happened to his heart.
So you've got one heartbeat there.
Yes, nothing.
For two days he was in a coma.
Doctors mystified by how this young man in great shape came so close to death.
Did you eat a lot of red meat?
No.
Did you drink?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hold on a second.
The first thing she brings up is a vegan talking point?
Yes, sir.
Great Shape came so close to death.
Did you eat a lot of red meat?
No.
Did you drink?
Very, very little outside of social.
How's the stress? I wasn't a stressed out person at all. Very, very little outside of social.
How's the stress?
I wasn't a stressed out person at all.
Did you get the Vax?
Yes, actually that's what she's going to ask next
because any journalist would just to get it in as a fact,
as a point, a check box thing, she asked that.
She's going to ask. Yes, She's going to ask that. Not...
Trying to unravel the mystery of young heart attacks, Dr. Deepak Bhat.
By the way, you notice it's always athletic young people who get this. You're on the basketball
court, you're on the football field, you're on the soccer field, you're on the fencing team.
You're on the soccer field. You're on the fencing team.
It's always people who are athletic in great health who would...
I'm just...
She didn't ask it, John.
I'm sorry, but I'm just going to guess.
What?
Yeah.
Trying to unravel the mystery of young heart attacks, Dr. Deepak Bhat, director of Mount
Sinai Pustur Heart Hospital in New York City.
He's looking into patients presenting with no known risk factors like diabetes
High blood pressure and high cholesterol. Dr.
Bot says 12% of heart attack patients don't have those risk factors
We're seeing younger people come in like we never used to see before
Why is that? Why is that? I love the Dr. Bot too. I am Dr. Bot. I am AI. I cannot figure it out. Why is that? We're seeing younger people come in like we never used to see before. Why is that? Well that's a great question.
Oh brother.
I think there are a lot of reasons for that.
One probably has to do with the obesity epidemic,
but it could also be other things.
I hate to say it, but you know there's more substance abuse these days.
Things like cocaine for example.
Oh it's cocaine! It's the coke! Even smoking marijuana. Oh it's cocaine! It's the coke!
Even smoking marijuana.
Another potential clue, long smoldering inflammation.
I'm talking about inflammation in the arteries, supplying blood to the heart.
That might lead to the plaque in that artery to act up, in fact to rupture, a blood clot to form.
If that blocks the blood flow in that artery,
that's what causes a heart attack or heart muscle damage.
The cause of inflammation in seemingly healthy people like Mathias, who are not obese and
don't smoke, is not yet clear.
But as a precaution, the husband and father of a two-year-old watches his diet more carefully.
He's gone vegan.
Eating lots of fresh fruits, vegetables, whole grains and less red meat is recommended by
Dr. Bhatt, along with 30 minutes of exercise daily and getting a good night's rest. Not
easy when you worry if it could happen again. How do you manage that, that fear of it coming back?
So I think that's probably the biggest part
out of this entire thing.
What you do with fear,
then you're gonna start feeling things in your body
that don't exist.
So it's very important that you work on that
right from the beginning.
I feel so bad.
This is, I mean, we're joking about it
because that's what we do as macabre podcasters, but
it's a travesty. And there was, did you see the great debate, John? The great debate,
the great debate, the great debate. What great debate? The great debate on PDB, Valuetainment.
The Valuetainment. Oh, I missed the Valuetainment great debate. Yes, the on PDB value, payment, the value,
payment. Oh, I missed that value.
Tame and great debate.
Yes. The value.
Tame and debate was between comedian.
Um, that's what I want to see.
Dave Smith, who's,
who's, who's on fire right now is on fire with Chris Cuomo.
Yes. And, uh, I,
I actually pulled a one minute minute 13 second clip from this.
There was three hours this debate.
And it's interesting because for as much as we mock it, people are riveted by this.
They had an audience, the audience sitting there all like, you know, like Cuomo, Cuomo,
Cuomo.
And I think this clip kind of sums it all up. sitting there or like, you know, like Cuomo, Cuomo, Cuomo.
And I think this clip kind of sums it all up.
Listen, all research that supports the shot
is a two part answer.
That emergency youth authorization.
Emergency youth authorization, here we go.
All right, Chris, you're out of control.
That emergency youth authorization,
they need to go back and review why it got it.
And they're never going to do it right now to a bit of what Pat was saying.
Right now, here's what you have.
Blame versus silence.
You guys are the blame side.
I want apologies.
I want a reckoning.
I want this.
I want that.
No, honestly, I don't take it that way.
Listen, but this is why they won't talk about it.
But hang on. I'm telling you why they won't talk about it.
No, I don't think so.
You know, you know, hear me out.
Hear me out.
I'm telling you, this is, my dad told me something one time.
He says, listen, be very careful when everybody says good things about you, because one thing
in America is they'll turn you into hero overnight, and they'll turn you into zero overnight.
Yes.
Then he said the following.
He said, but this is the great thing about America.
What America loves more than anything else is a redemption story.
They want to see you make a comeback.
They want to see you go from here you are, fall, they kick your ass, then you're like,
I F'd up.
You know what?
This is America.
Most of us are Christians.
Come back, we believe in forgiveness, and then you can make some kind of a comeback that
may take a few months and a couple years, but then they're like, okay, what?
We all made mistakes.
This is, I think this was the core of this debate,
is the prodigal son, what people want, what America wants.
And I don't understand why Chris Cuomo doesn't see it.
They want him to say, I'm sorry, I screwed up.
I was wrong, I screwed up.
I was wrong. I was in the wrong camp.
I did a bad thing.
I agree with the Valuetainment Man
that Chris could be the hero three hours
and Dave's comedian, comedian, Dave Smith.
You gotta say comedian, Dave Smith.
He just was dragging this guy.
I mean, it was like, it was not a fair fight almost because Chris Cuomo can't just say it
And that's really what America wants right now
somebody
President Trump
Somebody to say I'm sorry. I was wrong anybody
anybody And I think that America we go. Okay. All right good sorry, I was wrong, anybody, anybody.
And I think that America will go, okay, all right, good.
So you were wrong. Now let's move on.
Some people want death and hangings and guillotines, but
I like that part.
And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage.
Say in the morning to you, the man who put the sea in the
war on chicken.
Say hello to my friend on the other end the one only Mr. John
C. DeMora
In the morning to you Mr. Adam, in the morning all ships and sea boots in the ground feet in the air subs in the water and all the
Dames and Nights out there.
You know, thank you, thank you
Justice System of America.
2119, 35 minutes after last Sunday's count when we had 1643,
we are up by a massive 400 plus trolls.
It's a lot.
That's a lot. That's phenomenal.
It's because they want to know what we have to say.
What do the boars have to say?
What do the boars have to say?
What do boars have to say?
There's something there for the boars to say.
You can be a troll.
And of course, this is really our studio audience,
but we like to call them trolls
because once you're in the studio audience, it's what?
I'm just, I just put something in the browser that didn't work.
It's X hamster. So trolls is a little bit of a misnomer, but
unlike the view, where you got to shut up until the applause
sign goes on here, you can just troll around. You're trolling
them, do whatever you want
Troll troll troll. It's all good. It's all fine and people do it and they take advantage of it, but they also hand out information
They you know, it keeps us in check when we say something wrong people say you're wrong
It's all very good. It's very important. Go to troll room troll room.io. You can always join the live show
You can go there 24 hours a day because there's always something going on
on the No Agenda stream, in the Trollroom.
People stay logged in for years.
In fact, I'm gonna ask, yes, I'm gonna ask Void.
Some of these people may be dead
and they're still logged in.
I think they could be, as you might, you know,
I think I've always remembered from the IRC.
I remember this, yeah.
There are people that get on and they don't know how to hang up and that's just on there forever.
There's just things running and running.
I remember there was a, I don't know if it was,
he was logged into a, a Unix server,
but I think it was an IRC channel and it was a guy who died and he stayed logged
in for years after that.
You're dead.
Yeah. Avoid zero. Maybe you can do a,
do a reboot.
Reset the whole group.
No, no, no, don't do it. No.
I want to know if there's people who've been logged in for years and years.
It's very possible. That's how many people-
I think you can just kick everybody off all at once for five minutes and then let them get back on it if they want.
It's called the net split.
Now that's another thing I should mention.
I believe that on some of these systems, especially on pure IRC, you can use some of these systems will re-log you on.
Yes, automatically.
Automatically. So my theory, what I'm just saying here is probably not going to
work.
But then, you know, then we have net splits and all kinds of things happen.
So, but anyway, void zero.
Oh, a network split.
Net split.
We got a net split.
Oh, there's, there's a show title.
Net.
Not really.
Well, I'm writing it down anyway.
You guys say, is that all you got?
That all you got? Net split. You can also get an alert when we go
live or when any of your favorite shows go live by subscribing to No Agenda in a modern podcast app.
You can find them at podcastapps.com. Many of them now have the live stream. Some of them even
have the chat capability in there for the troll room. And the minute we go live, boom, you get an alert, oh, the boys are live. Let's see what
they're saying. Click boom. And that same app will alert you within 90 seconds of us publishing a new
episode. Why would you even bother with anything else? We love the value for value model, time,
talent, treasure. You're listening to the show, you want to contribute back, you can hit people in the
mouth, you can, there's many things you can do.
Even just retweeting stuff helps.
I want to talk about something not completely off topic, but it's one of these bonus things.
I was listening to Darryl, Darren, what's his name?
I can't remember.
Yes, the knob guy.
Mr. Knob, he made an interesting observation, which brings back to what we were talking about, the idea of terrorizing the public. And I thought this was, I thought about it,
but the way he put it was quite good. He says, what is the deal all of a sudden?
Because when I was a kid, this never happened. There's a storm goes over a football stadium and they evacuate the place because nobody
would they want anyone to get killed. Really? Yes. I thought they just covered
the infield. No, no they evacuate people did not get hit by lightning. Oh please.
Despite the fact that I don't know anyone's ever been hit by lightning at a
football game but okay.
So they evacuate everybody to get him out of there. Oh, there's lightning and the lightning. Now the thing is,
lightning in situation where you have a lot of lightning, usually they put up lightning rods. Yes, stadiums have them.
I'm wondering whether they do, but the point is they still terrorize the people, make them
leave.
And I don't think there are as many lightning rods as there used to be.
And I think this is very much like the lack of forest management.
They just, oh, let's stop that so that the places could burn to the ground so paradise
gets wiped out.
This is all part of a larger scheme. So the idea is there's lightning coming,
you evacuate everyone from the stadium to the big open parking lot.
I don't know where they send them. What is that all about? That doesn't make much sense.
No, I think they put them, you know, most stadiums have a lot of space underneath these stands.
Oh, and the bomb shelter. The concessions.
have a lot of space underneath these stands where they have bomb shelter concessions. Go to the bathroom, go go go buy some
food. That's what it is. There you go. One of the ways that
quite a few people and I miss no more to call them people because
they are in fact, Dutch grand masters, artists who like to create art while we're talking
on the show live and then have it up
on the No Agenda Art Generator.
Thank you very much Sir Paul Couture
for having that for us for 15 years now, probably.
I'm just guessing.
We should find out the exact first date.
And then we were able to choose from a cornucopia
of offerings right after we're done with the
show so we can get all up and out.
Boom, boom, boom, bada bing, hit the pod ping, and 90 seconds later you've got it with funky
fresh new art.
And the art from the last show, 1664, we titled that Friend Assuring, came from correct to
record no stranger to the winning art spot.
And, um, this was an inside joke, but anybody who listened to the show knew
right away when you see this, uh, obvious federal agent, uh, showing his credentials
that says, what's that in your mouth?
Everybody knows what's going on with that joke.
And it made us laugh. Let's be honest. It just tickled us.
We did look at some other things, I think.
Yeah, we tried not to use it.
Yeah, right. That's true. That's true. What else was there?
Nothing really. Nothing that was kind of cute.
A lot of AI chickens, a lot of AI chickens.
I actually used the Skaramonga's crazy chickens,
the great chicken, what is it?
I use that for the pre-stream art this morning.
I kind of like that.
There were some poop balloons.
Nothing really spectacular.
Becoming true bloggers.
There was one I liked.
I was gonna use it in a newsletter before I did the dire warning newsletter.
Which one?
It was...
You kind of like the jury instructions by Rick Harris.
One fine trouble.
I like the war on chickens.
I like, oh no, it's the great chicken, whatever it is.
But yeah, it was Scare Mangas with the chickens all running for cover.
Yeah, I used that this morning. I kind of liked that one.
Yeah, that's a good piece.
But the government agent with what's that in your mouth? I mean, come on,
come on, man. That's brilliant. Brilliant.
And then there was some late comers with the Trump orange man guilty,
but nothing really. You're right.
We tried desperately not to use it and we just could not stay away from it. It was the best.
By hands down the best.
So thank you very much, corrector record, and to all of our another Dutch
grandmaster.
Or is it just Dutch? No, it's a Dutch master, not grandmaster, just a Dutch master, I guess.
Right? So the first art piece on this art generator, there was one before that.
What was it?
No, I didn't. Let me go back and move this.
I think it was 2016 when we first started using this.
Oh really? I thought it was earlier than that.
No, there was a different art generator.
Oh, but it wasn't this.
Remember? It was the one that Randy and the...
I'm not sure who that...
Oh, here it is.
Well, he shot first by Freedom Northwest.
Well, these are episodes...
Okay, these are just pulled in.
This is bull crap.
The first was really episode 23 that this art generator came into play.
And then it jumped to episode 120. No, this is just some legacy.
Legacy put up there. I think episode 201. Yeah.
Episode 201 is when it really began with the picture of the girl coming out of
the swimming pool.
So that's 2009, I guess?
2012.
Really? That was 2012. So 12 years. All right. I stand corrected. 12 years.
No, you sit corrected. Oh, no, you are standing.
No, I'm sitting right now.
Then you sit corrected.
So we don't do commercials on this show. We don't take creepy corporate money. There's no subscriptions
There's no patreon. There's no
The premium content you have to pay for we give you the show they give you the show and we ask you to return
Value in any way you can now what's interesting about the model is that really?
In a in a case where it's really good, it's about it's 3%. It's probably
a tad less, but we have really, well, we created the model and we've really honed it and value for
value works for us. We're not going to be, we're never going to be Joe Rogan. That's never going
to happen, but we get by. You know, the idea that you can ask everybody,
just put in $5 a month, if everybody does it,
then everything's good, we'll never have to even have
to stop for, to ask for anything.
That's a pipe dream that'll never happen.
So I'd like to help people who are considering
doing any value for value podcast.
I could give you a little bit of a tip of how this works.
One of the important ingredients
of a value for value podcast, really of all podcasts,
but of a value for value podcast specifically
is the newsletter.
The newsletter is there to remind you
that we have a show coming up.
The newsletter reminds you in many cases of
the valuable work we have done and in some cases the valuable work that is to
come the next day. It even comes down to, I would say, because you are in charge of
the newsletter, I'd say that you even have it down to a science as to what
time you send it out. Do you even do staggered for different countries?
I've done that, but I don't normally do it anymore because it hasn't showed to be
worthwhile. I do AB testing occasionally when I think something might work.
But generally speaking, no.
Is there a sweet spot of time that you feel is the right time?
Well, a couple of things.
MailChimp, for one, has a time optimization feature that you can...
Time optimization feature?
Tough.
And so you ask it, what do you think the best time will be?
And so then, and I consider it to be very inconsistent.
Okay. to be very inconsistent. Um, so I tend to do the newsletter by the same day.
I, and I say when I finish it, I ship it and it does,
and the difference between shipping a newsletter at 11, 11, 30, 12, 12, 15,
it used to be three o'clock on, on weekends. Uh, I haven't seen any,
no real difference, real important differences.
But the day before, for sure.
Yeah, because the next day is the show.
And would you say that there's some science to the title of the newsletter?
I think we've learned that certain things are not good, like don't say anti-Google stuff,
because then it doesn't show up in Gmail.
It's true.
Don't put any like anything, even the word Republican is a bad idea because even if you're
slagging off Republicans, it's a bad idea because I would say.
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff. In fact, we had a great letter from somebody showing that
that I'm going to actually write a column, a substack column on this, on his note,
based on his note, which is the... and the column is going
to be called the fixes in regarding the upcoming election.
But that's coming.
On the Oasis, soon to come on the Oasis.
On the Oasis!
And so you end up with... yes, there's certain things you can't do, and even talking bad
about Google, I believe
they, cause they look at this stuff.
It's like this, you might as well be writing bad things about the CIA cause they see it
goes right to the some, ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, writing about, but nobody opened it. How did this happen? And so there's some tricks.
So, and then one of the most important parts of the value for value model,
which was confirmed by my final and best wife, Tina,
if you don't ask, she thinks that's funny, by the way,
if you don't ask, final and best.
You got to throw that in of course.
Of course. If you don't ask, people will not give. And she, her whole career spent raising
money in nonprofit organizations, most recently Ronald McDonald House Charities. And she said,
you'd be amazed how many people said, if you asked them, well, why didn't you donate to the charity?
Well, no one asked
You'd be amazed. So the newsletter is an important part of the value for value model by saying hey
Please support us three percent of people who do now I bring this up because CSB
comic strip blogger, who as far as I know has never donated
to the show, but remember it's time, talent and treasure and he does.
He's got plenty of...
He's entertaining.
He's a prompt jockey.
He's a prompt jockey.
He contributes lots of art from time to time, but not a...
It does get picked.
Not a monetary supporter.
And so he posted the following because he did some research for us, John, some research.
Regarding Dvorak's Sad Puppy Low Donations newsletter, so far I see two main reasons
that listeners mention, see attached screenshot, so the main reasons he says why donations are low is one, insulting listeners,
two, supporting Israel only and not covering what Israel is doing in Palestine.
Thirty-six thousand Palestinians killed as revenge for twelve hundred Israelis killed.
as revenge for 1200 Israelis killed.
And he has recommendations. Oh, does he?
Yes.
He says, cover more other side, not just pro-Israel.
No, that's not what the people want.
People want us to do some kind of Nick Fuentes,
the Jews run everything.
So you're not gonna get that from us.
We have played all sides.
Yeah, we play all sides and in many shows we don't even discuss this issue.
No, because it's just not that big a deal unless you think the Jews control the
world and they're the problem. And the other one, this is interesting.
Stop insulting.
Don't call people trolls, don't bash shit posters and meme lords.
Well, let me say something.
Trolls, shit posters and meme lords don't donate.
Three percent of people who value what we do donate.
So when John sends out the sad puppy, which by the way is, you know,
it's never done for any other reason than donations are absolutely atrocious.
It's a reminder to people. And I,
my heart is full today. How about your heart?
Well, my heart's healthy.
Isn't your heart full to see how people stepped up?
I was happy with the results of the newsletter. It brought in a lot,
which means we're going to have a donation segment that's a little long.
And Jay handled it well.
And she did very well. She yeah. She did very well.
She had to crack the whip today.
She had to work very hard.
And not only-
I warned her so she got up earlier.
Not only did people step up,
they stepped up big time and almost no one,
they're all like, no jingles, no karma.
I just want you to know I appreciate what you do.
This is how value for value works.
And I am pleased that once again, after almost 17 years,
we have stuck to our guns. We're not pandering to what people want us to do.
We just do our own thing consistently.
You know, we didn't pander when everyone was hanging up Ukraine flags.
We didn't pander when everybody was saying, shut up, get the shot.
That's for sure.
So I want to mention something about his notion
that we insult the audience.
We do.
There is a school of thought in radio.
Radio.
If you listen to the most popular guys on radio who have-
Mark Levin!
That guy?
Mark Levin's not in the league I'm talking about.
I'm talking about the Jim Roms
and the people who have developed an audience
using their own codes
and using their own way of putting people,
even Rush Limbaugh, who called his audience ditto heads,
which was something of an insult. And Roms has got a who called his audience ditto heads, which was something of an insult.
And, uh, Rome has got a name for his audience and it's insulting.
And a lot of audience members, uh,
producers are not like it.
Because it shows that you're, you're, you're not just like,
they're not just a blob out there. And so, and I don't know what kind of insults he's talking about.
We insult him all the time. You mostly,
you're insulting comic strip blogger and you don't think he doesn't enjoy it.
He does. And I know he does. I've met him in person once.
He's been with me longer than, than you.
Yeah. He was back in the daily source code days. I think he was a fan of yours. Yes. I don't know if he's a fan, but he's been with me longer than you. Yeah, he was back in the Daily Source Code days.
I think he was a fan of yours.
Yes, I don't know if he's a fan, but he's been around.
Well, he's not a fan.
I mean, he's, well, he's one of those hate listeners maybe.
Anyway. Which is an insult.
We're going to celebrate with our executive
and associate executive producers right now.
These are the people who came in.
$200 and above for associate title. By the way, it's a real title. These credits are real.
This is not some phony baloney thing. You can go to imdb.com and see hundreds, probably over a
thousand people now have registered their official show business credit. $300 above is an executive
producer. It's the same way Hollywood works. That's
why we call everybody a producer. You give us one buck, you're a producer. You make some
art, you're a producer and an artist. And you get credit for that too. We credit people
for the work they do. We appreciate you. And people like to appreciate us back. Andy Craciolo, parts unknown on the spreadsheet,
sends us $1,929 today,
which is an outrageous amount.
And he has a note because it's of significance to him.
ITM gents, today is two years since my father passed
and since reading the newsletter
and hearing of the dire situation of the giving's, I decided since today is the anniversary of my dad's
passing, an amazing father, friend and human, I'm donating $19.29 for the year he was born.
The two of you sound like amazing fathers as well.
So this is for the two of you as well.
Love is lit.
I miss you dad and I love you.
You were right. I miss you dad, and I love you. You were right
I miss you every day just goat karma for all the producers out there
I was known as Baron crack, but I am unfamiliar where my donation puts my new title if any
Well, what is he? What does he go? I checked it out?
I looked at his numbers T is actually technically an Earl, but he doesn't care but he will be a Duke shortly.
Okay. That's what she's given us. Good. And when he says he'll just wait till he gets there.
And he closes, I'm just happy to be among the best producers in the world on the best podcast
in the universe from Andy Cracciolo, Baron soon to be Duke Crack. You've got
soon to be Duke crack you've got karma go right to an anonymous donation
of from San Antonio and this came in a
10 52 63 so I assume that they added
a thousand dollar donation it picked up
this tab which is 52 bucks also
appreciated for fees yeah that's why
checks are better in that regard, but that's okay.
John and Adam, thanks for a great show.
This is 1052.63.
Being a listener for many years, but a first-time donor, please dedouche me.
You've been deduced.
That was one of the guys, when they sent a newsletter out like this last one, this
is the tree shaker.
And that was San Antonio coming in.
Yeah.
It's beautiful.
This is this.
If you're starting a podcast, doing value for value, you got to get over yourself.
This is how it works.
Thank you very much, Anonymous.
From San Antonio.
Don Tommaso, no stranger from Kettleby, Ontario. And thank you very much anonymous from San Antonio Don Tomaso
No stranger from Kettleby, Ontario
From Don Tomaso de Toronto responding to the newsletter emergency beacon that is all no jingles no karma by the way
This is just over
1500 Canadian dollary dues we are doomed
Thank you brother appreciate that another that. That is beautiful.
Another anonymous from Irvine, California. 100133. I'd like to claim the title Ceramic
Jar, Night of the Loose Leaf. Dear John and Adam, thanks for all you do.
And look at these. And by the way, that is 1001.33 which is got a little magic through
in a magic number. Yeah, that's good. JS is from Madison Heights, Virginia. $500. Thanks for all
you do Adam and John. I'm a millennial single mom and was headed down the path of wokeness
until my best friend hit me in the mouth. Please deduce him for never donating. Deduction. Oh,
Please deduce him for never donating. Deduce?
Oh, wait.
I think she means...
No, she means what she...
We know what she means.
We know what you mean.
Yeah.
We know what you mean.
I'm so thankful for your show.
Since listening, I have mended my ways and am now homeschooling my daughter, teaching
her to use a slingshot and just found a raw milk share to be part of it.
Cheers to you guys and to all lactating cattle everywhere.
J.S., you are an awesome mom.
This is 500.
Yes.
Sir Brian Lawson in Douglaston, New York, 35093 and all he says is, Sir Brian Lawson
of Douglaston.
Beautiful.
Michael Conte in Mansfield, Texas.
350.93.
No notes.
We'll give him a double up karma.
You've got karma.
Dame Faith First in Pensacola, Florida.
350.93.
Switcheroo.
Dame Faith First here from Pensacola, Florida.
I want to say that I'm tired of being married to a douchebag.
Please de-douche my husband Joe Porter.
You've been de-douched.
I put this towards his knighthood.
We will rectify the issue as it's a disgrace to the no agenda community for a lovely dame to be married to such a cheapskate.
Love you both and God bless no jingles no karma. Oh beautiful. Thank you. Sir Dr. Jeff in
Atherton, California. Atherton, Atherton, Atherton I think. Atherton, the number one expensive zip code in the world.
Well, that would explain...
It's the richest zip code in the world.
That would explain 350.93.
Podfather and JCD ITM.
33s have been following me for the past month.
Hotel rooms, cab fare.
And just this morning, what a dozen eggs,
a loaf of multigrain bread,
and a gallon of milk cost in the Bay Area.
Sir Dr. Jeff of the Valleys of
Silica and Manhattan. Yes, he's got that right. A dozen eggs, a loaf of multigrain bread and a
gallon of milk in the San Francisco Bay Area cost $350.93. Thanks, Joe Biden.
That's right. I'm here.
Mark Hardwick in Aledo, Texas.
Aledo.
333.33.
ITM, keep up the good fight.
Mark Hardwick in Aledo, Texas.
Sir Dave Fugazoto.
Who doesn't know him?
He's the Duke of America's heartland and the Arabian Peninsula.
Good to see him back on the list.
Gladstone, Missouri, 333.33. Fellas, lovely work of late. Keep it up. One question for Adam. How do podcasts
join the live stream? I'm thinking of the disaffected podcast, Josh Slocum, great podcast, by the way.
It's on my list. And others that are in the same questioning, deconstructing milieu. He's in the podcast index, so that's a good start.
And John, we all get a kick out of how you were handling the
live stream off that fire truck at Brunetti's ranch. You guys
are swell. No jingles, no karma. Well, it does require
coordination. Sir Ryan Bemrose coordinates all of that.
You have to lobby Sir Ryan Bemrose coordinates all of that. You have to lobby Sir Ryan Bemrose.
Yes, you got to lobby Bemrose and it does require consistency.
And he's a grouch, by the way.
So note that.
That's the kind of guy you want running the stream.
Yes, he's in the troll room.
You can find him.
The hookers will work.
It's been known to work, yes.
Anonymous Seattle, Washington, 333.33, no note.
All right, double up karma for anonymous there.
You've got karma.
James Martin, the Texans are coming out.
Aubrey, Texas, 333.33, ITM saw the sad puppy bat signal and had not donated in a while.
Just wondering how old the sad puppy would be now
and did he ever find happiness?
Oh, well that's-
He'd be dead, believe me.
Poor dog.
Ryan Antoniotti in Pembroke, Massachusetts.
33333. I heard donations were low. Tony Odey in Pembroke, Massachusetts. Three, three, three, three, three.
I heard donations were low.
Sad puppy is in order.
Use code BANGINO to get 33% off too many eggs.com.
Not that I know of.
Can I get a Biden whole load and something hot on my leg?
Thanks for everything.
No.
Did we find that hot on my leg?
Yes.
What was it?
It's running down my... Oh, it's so hot. It's running...
I don't know.
Running down my leg?
Maybe leg, the word leg would be...
Do you know how many results leg gives you?
I don't know why it would be more than one. Oh my God. There's so much leg.
So I want to introduce something by the way, okay.
As an aside and this is Mimi's idea and I thought it was a good one and I thought
that, and I can put in a newsletter,
she says there's so many people asking for baby making karma.
We should have a special
karma and I put one together.
Oh.
It's on the Karma List.
You tell me if you like it.
You can always modify it or whatever.
But this is the baby making karma jingle.
Oh, oh, you have an actual jingle.
I'm sorry.
Here we go.
Karma, under Karma.
Oh, under Karma.
So that, oh, okay, I got you here.
You've got Karma.
I like it.
I like it.
It's the slap on the ass.
Yep.
And the baby crying.
I like it.
So now, from now on you want anyone wants baby making karma
they can they'll hear that. I still for the life of me can't find the some it's
a great bit too the something running down my leg but I can't find it.
No, no. I'll just I'll do a hairy legs that's all I got. I'm gonna give you the
whole load today. I got hairy legs. That's all. I'm sorry. Someone please send me something hot on my legs so I can title it properly.
I got hairy legs.
Sir Ducey, sorry, Sir Ducey, White Marsh, Maryland, 33333.
Oh, hold on a second.
Wait, Fletcher, Fletcher to the rescue.
All right.
Where's Fletcher?
Fletcher, man, you are the best.
Something hot on my legs.
There we go.
Yeah.
Asking you shall receive. Beautiful.
All right, I'm going to save that in a moment to make sure we get that beautiful Fletch.
You're the man. You're the man. You're the man.
Back to Sir Drussey, White Marsh Maryland, 333.33.
Saw that sad dog in the newsletter.
Worried with short newsletter, John might be going to kick that puppy.
Oh no.
Though we never do.
You never kick a puppy.
Please use the donation to save the puppy's life.
Uh, jingles, a dog yelping.
Why I did get a bark for you and I don't raff.
Uh, why are you raffin?
Bark, bark, bark.
Don't laugh.
Why you are laughing?
Shut up. All right there you go. Sir Sir Sir Korby in Hamilton Ohio 333.3.2. Love you guys!
House buying karma please! Thank ya! Sir Korby. You've got karma. I am so happy I'm running down my leg.
I am so happy to have this now.
This is so, this is fabulous.
Okay, let me just make sure it shows up in the search.
Yes, it shows up in the search.
Okay, beautiful.
Play it again.
Oh, he was not expecting that.
Here we go.
I just felt something hot on my legs.
Yeah. 15 forever. Beautiful. Beautiful.
Then, okay, this is Dragon Slayer from St. George.
Where's St. George? Where's St. George?
Isn't it in Canada?
Doesn't specify, but perhaps it is. We're St. George. We're St. George. Isn't it in Canada?
Doesn't specify, but perhaps it is.
Okay.
Rather long note, but there is a title here.
So Jingle requests, Adam, get him a cube, D-Douche, biscuit on my birthday, nothing
like a name.
Switcheroo to Tracy, my wonderful wife of 37 years and we never had a fight that resulted in a police response at least.
She is a self-taught dudette named Bernadette who started her career with 10 years in public
relations for a steamboat cruise line plying the Mississippi and Ohio rivers. I'm amazed at
an awe of her accomplishments. Plus she's an IT person who was trained to communicate with
her non-tech users. Very rare. In June of last year, we were listening to the show on the noagendastream.com and she
commented she would like to have her 60th birthday included in the birthday segment.
Please add to the list.
So dumb.
I initiated a plan to surprise Tracy with her very own executive producership on her
60th birthday, which is today, June 2nd.
Happy birthday, my love, and enjoy being executive producer of show 1665. But wait,
there's more. Yes, it's a trifecta. Today my year-long scheme comes to fruition and I humbly
request my wife to be granted the title of Dame Tracy of the Roman Rite, R-I-T-E. Thank you for
sharing the past 37 years with many more to come. I love you
Dragonslayer in st. George, please play biscuit on my birthday. There's nothing like a dame and he says depending on timing of this segment Well, you took it all anyway Tracy and I are listening while at the third annual no agenda South, Louisiana
Crawfish boil meetup hosted by Dame Mary Moon and Sir Jew claw in Prairieville, Louisiana
up hosted by Dame Mary Moon and Sir JuClaw in Prairieville Louisiana. Pinch the tails and suck the heads! They always give me a biscuit on my birthday.
There is nothing like a dame. Nothing in the world.
If my nation will acclaim, there ain't anything like a dame.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom. Yoo-hoo! Nice. Nice note, brother. Good one. There ain't anything like a day.
Nom nom nom nom nom.
Yoo hoo! Nice. Nice note, brother. Good one.
Noah Maxwell, Los Alamos, New Mexico.
I did get my... I got the challenge coin, by the way.
Oh, you got it from White Sands? Cool.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
315.85. Thanks for all you do. Keep on keepin' on.
Goat karma, please.
You've got karma. On to real side real estate education.
Westville Ohio 300.
The puppies got me.
Keep it up.
Thank you.
Anonymous in Wembley Downs, Western Australia.
That's what it is.
Dear John and Adam, I will continue to listen and learn and appreciate pretty much all the
shows pretty much.
Let me start over because I'm adding-
You're ad libbing something.
It's unnecessary.
No, I'm thinking to myself, is that 250 take them to, is that really 250 American dollars?
Because then if that's Australian dollar reduces, about 350.
Yeah.
Dear John and Adam, I continue to listen and learn
and appreciate greatly all that the show has done
to reassure me that I'm not crazy.
Loving lit, no jingles, no karma from anonymous and Perth.
All right, thank you Western, Western Australia.
Dame Beth, another familiar name, Tucson, Arizona,
row of ducks.
You skipped Jeremy.
I'm sorry, Jeremy Gray, there we go.
Owasso, Oklahoma, 250, longtime listener,
first time donor, please deduce it.
You've been deduced.
And you can take Dame Beth.
Yes, Dame Beth in Tucson, a two, two, Ducks. Hi, old boys headed to Southern California and hosting the 805
pop-up meetup at the Goleta HG rooftop bistro on Thursday June 6 from 4 to 7
p.m. Join us for libation snacks and conversation. Thank you very courage
No jingles no karma Dame Beth Baroness
Baroness of Baja, Arizona Derek Shaq is in Luzerne Luzerne, Michigan
Roe of ducks to 22.22. Thanks guys. You're the best John. You always make me laugh Adam
I'm so happy you found Jesus. I think an ISO leaderboard would be
fun. Give me a listen to that horn followed by the classic shut up slave. Oops, I might
miss the shut up slave, but we have, we love the shut up slave.
Oh my God! Listen to that horn!
Shut up, slave!
There you go.
Vinny, Sinead, and Ifa.
222.22
Here's a row of ducks.
Can we get some general karma?
Absolutely.
You've got karma.
And another row of ducks.
222 from Nancy Nichols in Waco, Texas.
Thank you Texas for coming out.
No notes and we'll give you a double up Karma.
You've got karma.
Sir Bad Potato in Havre, Montana.
He wants, what do you drink?
You can see the juice, Fauci Wheeze, R2D2 Karma.
This is a switcheroo. This is not highlighted, but you should note this is a switcheroo. He wants to see what you drink and see the juice. Fauci Wheeze, R2D2 Karma.
This is a switcheroo.
This is not highlighted, but you should note this is a switcheroo for my son Christian
to put him on his path to knighthood.
Please D-douche.
You've been D-douched.
Having received my signed copy of Too Many Eggs, the ABC book and coloring book, I have
to say that Gateview Publishing delivers an outstanding product.
That's right.
Thanks for the advice, by the way.
I've been using code Bungino everywhere.
Pro tip.
It works exceptionally well at the Walmart cell checkout.
No way.
Here's your cut of the savings.
He came with $222.
As a producer of the show, this is not a donation, but rather an investment into the continuation of this fine product.
Please be, please, praise, sorry, praise be to all producers. I think I can speak for the most of them when I say we all love you too and really appreciate
all that you do.
I enjoy the different takes you both promote.
Please keep it going, Sir Bad Potato.
All right.
What are you drinking?
Oh my gosh.
Can you see that juice?
You've got
Karma
and I'll do these two in a row because
neither of them have notes although
David did say he sent a note to look for couldn't find it Andrew Kresic
Painesville, Ohio to 22 no notes. So a double up karma for him. You've got
Karma and there's David Popol Narara in New South Wales Australia
21060 and also for him a double up karma. You've got
Karma
So now we get to Eli Eli the coffee guy in Bensonville, Illinois
20602.
And he says, John, I love the good news segment, but if you ever get rid of it,
replace it with a tip of the day. Yes. Do you have? Well, that's what we've done.
Are you doing a tip of the day today? I do have a tip of the day. Oh, excellent.
Thanks to a great tip I heard on the show a few years ago,
we recently tried a saw turn paired with foie gras.
That's the combo you want.
That's the one. It always works.
So never a combo I'd normally have gone for, but we loved it. In fact,
saw turns, especially if you have a good one, that's just a beauty.
That's how I got my final and best wife.
Well, that's another tip.
I'll just say it. Saw turn will get you laid.
There you go.
And can I get a, the more you know, jingle for producers looking for a fresh
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Stay caffeinated Eli the coffee guy.
The more you know in the morning.
Beautiful, Eli.
Thank you.
We have Eric Constable, Jacksonville, Florida.
Night me Sir Banks Wrangler.
May I please have Spanish cucumbers at the round table?
May your exit strategy be dying at the mic.
That would be dying, will die spitting.
That's the way to go.
Yes, we will die spitting into the mic.
Eric Komsomol, Jacksonville.
Wouldn't that be cool if one of us just died on the show alive?
Yeah.
I mean, it's a bummer.
But it better be 20 years from now.
Yeah, that would be, I can take more than 20 if you don't mind.
I'm going for 98.
As long as you want.
Thank you. Oh, it's starting.
Speed it up. Have an MRA vaccine.
Speed it up a bit. There you go.
Linda Lupatkin. There she is in Lakewood, Colorado. 200 bucks jobs karma. Of course, for a resume she writes. This is a plug.
That gets results, go to imagemakersinc.com for all your executive resume and job search needs.
That's imagemakersinc with a K.com. Or find Linda Lu. Duchess, she's now calling herself Linda Lu.
Duchess of jobs and writer of resumes on the producer list.
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs!
You got karma.
Did she? Well, she put it, now I'm going to have to put her credit like that.
Linda Lu. Her Linda is L-U, Linda Liu.
So now she's Asian.
Linda Liu.
That's great.
Well, it'd be worse if it was L-E-W.
A couple more here in the associate executive producers.
John and Adam, $200 from Rio Verde, Arizona.
This is Sir Il Pope Di Ciclismo, the Pope of cycling. I'm an avid
cyclist, former spin instructor, hence the nickname. I used to spin back in the day.
I always crack up when you guys try to meet my nickname. I know I'm now an expat in Portugal
and loving every moment of it, where all the criminals go to hide out. I'm working very hard to become a professional useless human resource.
I heard you call your call and decided to share some of my criminal profiteering.
And there you go.
After all, as per Adam, people that go to Portugal are criminals.
Anyways, here's a share of my treasure that I humbly offer to keep you around for four more years.
A heartfelt thank you
to both of you, Sir Il Pope di Siclismo, a proud Noa Dinda Black Knight, and allegedly a criminal
of some sort. P.S. Karma is requested. You got it, brother. You've got karma.
I will say that Portugal is the place to go. If you're on the lam.
Well, or if you just want to retire someplace cheap. Yeah. Yeah.
It's really a dynamite, a country.
Sir, lady boy in Mount Laurel, New Jersey, 200
smoking hot wife jingle. Sorry, John.
Shout out to black night dagger love for coming to the South Jersey Meetup.
Sir Ladyboy, formerly known as Bobby Brindle Horse, Mount Laurel, New Jersey.
Thank you very much, Sir Ladyboy.
Sir Mack and Dame Lauren are in Odenton, Maryland.
Odenton, Odenton, 200.
Sir Mack and Dame Lauren saw the desperate plea via LinkedIn.
Did you post it on LinkedIn?
Yeah, I've now posted-
That is desperate.
Hey, it worked, it worked, there's proof.
I post, that's funny, well, I used to work with her or him,
or both of them.
Both of them.
I now repost the newsletter on LinkedIn.
Yes.
I do that.
Excellent.
And mainly because somebody on LinkedIn was, I was on there saying yes.
I say yes to anybody who wants to.
You should, uh, you should post it on TikTok.
Yeah, I know.
I'm thinking about it.
But anyway, so I, somebody said, wow, we got more reach here with the
going on. I said, okay, I'll start posting.
I got reach.
Reach.
They got reach.
We got reach everybody.
And they got it.
You can go to Instagram and get reach around.
Sir Rain Man in Wolf for the wolf earth
Forth Texas 200 taxes man
Texas Texas
How TM John and Adam and Jingles noodle gun and Fauci wheeze I'm overdue for a donation
Even though I'm on a sustaining donation and a night
Please do
You've been de-douched. Just wanted to say thank you both
for all that you do. I'm starting a new job on Monday. In a new industry, leaving higher
education has gone to crap. So TPP jobs karma would be appreciated. Also, my birthday is
on June 7th. I'll be turning 28, so please add me to the list I have to let you know that baby making karma
works mm-hmm it'll work even better now my wife and I had our first human
resource back in October and we couldn't be more blessed thanks again guys and
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I looked, I did not see it.
Did you see it?
I didn't smell, you know, I didn't look.
So you read the last one and I'll look at this for this one.
Okay.
Peter the Cattle Farmer is in High Farndale in the UK.
Be careful.
Be careful of that bird flu.
It's a global pandemic, you know.
It's a global pandemic.
$200.
He says, stay calm Americans.
Eat red meat and animal fat.
From Peter the Cattle Farmer in High Farndale, Yorkshire, England.
I, North Yorkshire, England.
I've never heard of Peter the Cattle Farmer.
Can you remember him?
No, you should look him up.
I want to de-douche him.
You've been de-douched.
Just in case.
Just in case.
Just in case.
Did you find anything from Jacob Davis?
I got Mark.
I got Taylor.
I got no.
Okay.
Well, Jacob, send it to adamatcurry.com.
We'll take care of you.
Here's a double up karma.
You've got karma.
Or better, send it to notes at noagendashow.net.
The real place you should send it.
And that's-
So you should be sending all these notes.
And that concludes our executive and associate executive donate producers of episode 1665.
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Now I have second half of show clips.
Whaaaaat?
I do.
What is this all about?
Oh, you're kowtowing to them.
Attention all human resources.
No entering. Second half of show.
All right.
I'm excited.
Yeah.
So this is a guy that went in front of the Broward County.
Oh, you've seen this.
Yes, of course I have.
Yes, of course.
This is the guy that went in front of the Broward County.
Oh, yeah.
You've seen this, I guess.
Yes, of course I have.
Yes, of course.
This is the guy that went in front of the Broward County.
Oh, yeah.
This is the guy that went in front of the Broward County.
Oh, yeah.
This is the guy that went in front of the Broward County.
Oh, yeah. This is the guy that went in front of the Broward County. Oh, yeah. This is the guy that went in front of the Broward County. Oh, you've seen this.
Yes, of course I have. Yes, of course.
This is the Broward County meeting one.
Good morning, commissioners.
Today, I come here asking for your help.
But first, a little backstory.
I think we all remember the Challenger explosion that took place in 1986.
It tragically took the lives of all seven astronauts on board.
It launched not too far from where we're standing here today. Well, the interesting thing is a couple decades later this thing called the internet came about and someone
allegedly found almost all of those astronauts alive and well, many using the same exact
names. As you can see here, we have Challenger astronaut Judith Resnick and also a Judith
Resnick Yale Law professor. Michael J. Smith, the pilot of the Challenger astronaut Judith Resnick and also a Judith Resnick Yale law professor
Michael J. Smith the pilot of the Challenger astronaut and also
Professor at University of Wisconsin now retired Michael J. Smith
Commander Dick Scobie who is now president of cows and trees now if you'll notice they all have the exact same
Faces 30 some odd years later the exact name, and they are the same age.
Now we all have a doppelganger out there, right? No big deal.
But to have the same face, the same age, and the same exact name is extremely rare. So where I could only find one case in the last 120 years, and we're supposed to believe that three people from one space flight
have exact look-alikes that have the same age and same exact names.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is beyond statistically impossible.
Ms. Resnick was questioned at Yale by a journalist and she panicked and ran from
the camera. Why? Mr. Michael J. Smith was also questioned and he said, yeah we look
alike but that's not me. You can see both of these exchanges in a film called Level
With Me and you can be the judge
I'm gonna have to say this is a public comment I know what it is, sir
I'm very familiar with the public comment
Okay, and part of the public comment is is that you're only allowed to address things that we have jurisdiction over
We have no direct request at the end of this that is in your purpose, please Wow. I am really high
This is This is interesting.
This has been around for several years.
This there's I think the film is referring to.
I've certainly seen clips of people going up to these astronauts saying,
hey, isn't that you?
And one of those running away and one of those stands there and just says,
no, that's not me. It's like it's obviously that person it is a dynamite uh it's really good for second
half of show because it resurged i'm actually looking at being a dot i o see if we ever discussed
it i don't believe so i'm gonna i'll find something if if we did go to clip yeah if we did we did
if we did i'll find it oh If we did, I'll find it.
Oh, I don't think so.
Let's go to the second part.
I do.
Can we hold the time, please?
I have a direct request that you listen to me.
Okay, very carefully.
Mr. Richardson, would you give an opinion in regards to this, please?
Yes, public comment is reserved for issues or topics that are under the jurisdiction or control the County Commission or that are relevant to the business of the County Commission.
So if your request at the end is going to explain why that falls into any of this, make that request now before you continue.
Absolutely. So as I was saying, I'll just end it with what I was ending with.
But the ask is that Ms. Pritchett, who knows very well about questioning science, whether it be COVID or fluoride, I'm just asking you all to question the science here.
Your, uh, Goodson and Pritchett, your district covers the Kennedy Space Center.
This launched from the Kennedy Space Center.
You have the ability to help me in sounding the alarm and asking the federal government for help.
If this is contained in your area, I should be able to at least address something that happened here.
Don't you agree?
That's not within the jurisdiction or authority of the County Commission.
Thank you very much. Will you let me finish for at least another year finished
thank you thank you for uh... taking away my freedom of speech today i did
not take away freedom of speech there's a really
it is i don't want to hear from you to be a down here
you just because i'm uncomfortable topic officers please remove this man from the room
he's violated the first amendment
i didn't violate the first Amendment. He violated the rules.
This is a limited public forum and the meeting is for the purpose of the business of the County Commission.
It's not for this purpose. Thank you.
Now, if you want to go to, take him out too.
Officer, take him out also.
Everyone just calm down. They can leave willingly.
No, we're leaving willingly. You don't have to remove us.
You just made a decision about NASA.
Uh, yes, I had to adjust your clip there.
That's a good one. You're right. I don't think we've ever discussed it.
I certainly have seen those clips.
And it is hilarious. You definitely should see that film.
Yeah.
What I did find, thanks to some handy dandy producers who remember everything, the term
pre-bunk, which we were both wowed about when Queen Ursula decides that she's going to pre-bunk
the entire European Union, turns out not only did we discuss it on episode 1426,
not that long ago, just a couple of years back, but we even titled the episode 1426
as pre-bunk. Here's a clip. You know, we'll still have to see, Alyssa. The US is
clearly trying to pre-bunk Russian claims, waiting for Russia to act or say
something. Now Russia has been mocking
this. They say the US claims are false, that the West is engaging in hysteria. One Russian official
said strongly today that wars in Europe rarely start on Wednesdays. Pre-bunk. Wow. So this is
Pre-Bunk. Wow. So this is a great time to be a podcaster. I cannot believe how quickly mainstream broadcasting M5M is devolving into a solid shit show.
Adam Prejesus. There you go. Very sad something that happened last night. I know if you picked up on this
Alex Jones
Who of course not only?
Do I know him do I like him you've been on this show? I've been on a show several times
We have kind of hung out together at Joe's Comedy Club when he was there with his with his wife. It's just a lovely guy
you know, of course he ran into some problems,
freedom of speech, be damned.
And he did an emergency broadcast last night.
He is convinced that the feds are coming
to change the locks, take all of his broadcast equipment
and shut him down once and for all.
Once and for all. Once and for all.
And, uh, and here's a clip of, uh, of this sad moment.
It's all God.
So, but it's, it's all, I'm just now going to continue on the fight.
And I just hope people will take this.
We should end with Frank Sinatra.
I did it my way, but I did it God's way.
I, I've literally fought these people from day one,
knowing I was right, and it wasn't me, it was all you,
but this is probably our last broadcast.
And you have these demons after us, they're so pathetic,
but it's okay, so we'll just play the whole
Frank Sinatra my way.
We hope we're back tomorrow, we don't know we'll be back,
but we're under a total attack.
It's okay, I love you so much,
and I appreciate all the crew and all of you.
So let's just finish up right now.
I've lived a life that's full.
Quite dramatic.
I traveled each.
Yeah, well, he's good at being dramatic.
Well, I hope he isn't shut down.
I know he was sleeping at the studio.
He was not going to leave.
And hopefully, Sir Ducifer can fill us in and let us know what the latest is.
That would be a real loss.
Yeah, that's not going to happen.
They're not that brazen.
Oh, well, but again, the justice system in America.
Well, again, the justice system in America.
And now to prove, to prove that we are not just pro-Israel,
only making excuses for Israel. Yeah, just protecting them for our Zionist overlords.
The Bat Signal went out.
Big, big Bat Signal.
I am the founder of the Swifties for Palestine Instagram account. I decided to create this
account because I realized that there are somewhere over 300 million Swifties worldwide.
And this global movement, if mobilized in the right way, can be an
unbelievably powerful force to be reckoned with. And just this
week in Lisbon, we had someone break the seal. They already did
a Palestine flag drop and another girl had a poster with
Taylor speak now in a watermelon.
Gosh, the littlest action that she could do,
a tweet, a fundraiser,
anything could literally move mountains
and save thousands of lives.
Swifties for Palestine.
Oh, you know, to be honest about it,
I couldn't understand a word she said.
Oh yeah, Swifties for Palestine Oh, you know, to be honest about it, I couldn't understand a word she said. Oh, yeah.
Swiftie's for Palestine and people are holding up big banners now.
Taylor Swift, take a stand.
It's going to be hard for her because you know who runs the music business.
Well, in this case...
It's going to be really hard.
What do you mean in this case?
In this case, I think the Jews run the music business.
I think you're actually right about that.
I mean, come on.
I think you're right about that.
Which is fine. Anybody can run the music business. The gays could run the music business.
In the hip hop arena, it's not a white guy running things.
Yes. Hello.
Who?
Clive Davis.
I thought he was dead.
No, but he is gay, if that helps.
Okay. Well, gays run it then.
What do the gays run?
Parades.
Fabulous parades? Fabulous parades. Let's just stick with Israel and Palestine for a moment, or Hamas for a moment, as it seems like your prognostication may be coming true.
For the first time, President Biden, facing intense political pressure here at home, is
revealing details of Israel's proposal to Hamas
to end the war that exploded on October 7th.
This is truly a decisive moment.
Israel has made their proposal.
Hamas says it wants to cease fire.
This deal is an opportunity to prove
whether they really mean it.
Hamas needs to take the deal.
The plan is in three phases. This path is available
once the deal is struck. A six-week full pause of fighting in the region, a withdrawal of Israeli
troops from populated areas, and the return of some of the hostages, including women, the elderly,
and people who are wounded. Hundreds of thousands of temporary shelters, including housing units,
would be delivered by the international community.
All that and more would begin immediately.
The hope is a military ceasefire now would allow negotiators to work out
the release of all hostages, including male soldiers,
and Israel's full withdrawal from Gaza, and allow for humanitarian aid. We're talking 600 trucks to make their way into Gaza every day for six weeks.
And as long as the mosque lives up to its commitments,
a temporary ceasefire would become in the words of the proposed the Israeli proposal,
the cessation of us permanently.
End of quote.
And Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu releasing a statement late this
afternoon saying his government is united in the desire to
return our abductees as soon as possible to achieve this goal. That was his goal.
And just moments ago, former President Obama weighing in, releasing a statement
saying an enduring ceasefire is something we all should support for the
sake of Israelis, Palestinians, and the world at large. All right, go ahead. And
the convention, he should have mentioned that.
And the convention, yes.
When Biden said unquote, who was he quoting?
It was his idea, wasn't it?
Was he quoting himself?
Probably.
Well, no, he was quoting the other Biden.
So it's fair game.
It's fair game.
It's fair game.
Fair game.
I have some pretty good AI stuff I'd like to share.
Well, I got a Gaza clip.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Very similar to yours, but I wanted to play it.
Get it out of here.
And this is about the this is the Gaza deal Biden update.
This was on PBS yesterday.
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has thrown up a hurdle
to President Biden's proposed path to ending the war in Gaza.
He said there can be no permanent ceasefire until Hamas' military and governing capabilities
are destroyed.
In a statement Netanyahu said the notion that Israel will agree to a permanent ceasefire
before these conditions are fulfilled is a non-starter.
On Friday, Mr. Biden said Israel's bombardment of Gaza has left Hamas no longer capable of another large-scale attack
on Israel, like October 7th,
and that it is time for this war to end.
The families of Israelis held hostage in Gaza,
called on both Israel and Hamas to take the deal.
Hamas said it views the president's proposal positively,
as do many war-weary Gaza residents.
This proposal came late, but better late than never.
We hope from God, the American administration, and the European community in general, to
continue to put pressure on Israel for a ceasefire.
Netanyahu also accepted an invitation from the bipartisan congressional leadership to
address a joint meeting of the House and Senate.
Yeah, you were right.
So now there was no deal.
No deal.
Yeah, he's hell bent on going all the way, seems.
AI.
AI.
It seems that AOC, what's her full name again? Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez. Yes. It seems
that she really, really, really, really wants to have a Taylor Swift AI moment of her own.
And I think it's coming. Over 90% of all the images and video that's being developed by AI right now is sexually
exploitative and non-consensual and targeting women.
This is sexual violence.
Over the last couple months, I've worked behind the scenes with phenomenal colleagues in the
House and the Senate from both Republican and Democratic parties to start to put an
end to this.
And that is known as the Defiance Act.
The Defiance Act is a bipartisan piece of legislation that we currently have introduced in the House and Senate
that would update the Violence Against Women Act
in order to create what is known as a civil course of action for victims and survivors of non-consensual AI deep fake porn.
So, what does that mean? What that means is that if you are a
victim or survivor of AI deep fake pornography, you will start to have federal protections where
you can begin to pursue accountability in court for perpetrators of and people who generate,
perpetrate and spread this kind of imagery against you.
Wow!
Does she have a clue on how the internet works?
Clearly not.
Clearly not.
Just anybody out there, go to set your browser for, take the safe mode off completely.
Put your phasers on stun.
Take it off completely.
You can do that.
It's a drop down menu.
You say no, I don't care. Unf You say, no, I don't care.
Unfiltered. Yeah, I don't care. And then type in Taylor Swift, nude.
No, AOC.
Or I'm just saying Taylor Swift. The better stuff is Taylor Swift because it's been going on longer.
But, or AOC, anybody, pretty much.
John C. Dvorak. Dvorak. Nude.
It'd be gross.
And so I think Emma Watson's another target.
I don't know what, what the attraction,
why everyone's so jacked up about her, but she's cute.
And it's just unbelievable.
The stuff you see, it's just like, wow, this is ridiculous.
What's that in your mouth?
What are they gonna do about it?
What's in your mouth? They are they going to do about it?
What's in your mouth?
They can't do anything about it.
No, but this is why I think she wants some of her own.
She wants to tell you.
This is a funny reverse psychology thing
you're coming up with here.
How come there's not more nude pictures of me?
Maybe there's something out there that's real.
Ah, there's my theory.
How about that? And so you have the idea that, oh, they're going to,
somebody's going to release this. I'm going to do this other thing.
I better do some legislation quick.
And then make it look like whatever it is, it's AI. I got nothing to do. Oh, it's not me.
Uh-huh. Remember she was an actress.
And a bartender.
Yeah, who knows what she did.
Hey baby, want to be in my movie?
So yeah, I think that might be more like it.
Well, we'll see what surfaces.
Helen Toner.
Do you remember the name Helen Toner?
I do not.
Helen Toner is the former board member of OpenAI, the Australian woman who speaks with
the American accent, who I believe she was one of those, what's the not existential
survivalist, no, the, what's the sex cult?
I can't remember, is it not XILI?
No, no, no. XLIV, that's one of them? No, it's the
Better Living Through Math. Effective altruism, thank you, sir. Okay, good work. So this is the
Sam Bankman Fried was in this cult. A lot of these,'ve played clips of orgies.
They were doing orgies in these cults in San Francisco.
That's altruism, if nothing else.
Uh-huh.
So she got kicked off the board
after the true power of the board,
Sacha Nadella from Microsoft said,
oh no, you don't put him back on.
And so now she's doing some kind of podcast tour, going around everywhere, telling everybody
what a liar he is.
He lies.
He lies.
She clearly has never been on a board before.
Now, this was referring to, you said Sam Bankman Fried.
Well, no, no, this is about Sam Altman.
I'm sorry.
Altman.
But this effective altruism included Sam Bankman Fried.
These are the weirdos that are in the sex cult.
And she was one of them.
She was an effective altruist.
Okay, continue.
And she's kind of cute.
She got big bedroom eyes.
She's kind of cute.
She might have been one of the leader's favorites.
I'm just thinking.
Because she is a woman scorned right now.
She appears on, I was unaware, the TED AI show.
Did you even know that existed?
No.
Well, now you do.
Here she is, Helen Toner, and this is Sam Altman's lies.
For years, Sam had made it really difficult for the board to
actually do that job by, you know, withholding information,
misrepresenting things that were happening at the company, in
some cases, outright lying to the board. At this point,
everyone always says, like, what, give me some examples. And I
can't share all the examples. But to give a sense of sort of
the kind of thing that I'm talking about, it's things like, you know, when chat GPT came out November
2022, the board was not informed in advance about that we learned about chat GPT on Twitter.
Sam didn't inform the board that he owned the open AI startup fund, even though he,
you know, constantly was claiming to be an independent board member with no
financial interest in the company.
On multiple occasions, he gave us inaccurate information about the small number of formal
safety processes that the company did have in place, meaning that it was basically impossible
for the board to know how well those safety processes were working or what might need
to change.
And then a last example that I can share because it's been very widely
reported relates to this paper that I wrote, which has been, you know, I think
way overplayed in the press. The problem was that after the paper came out, Sam
started lying to other board members in order to try and push me off the board.
So it was another example that just like really damaged our ability to trust him
and actually only happened in late October last year when we were already talking pretty
seriously about whether we needed to fire him.
And so there's more individual examples and for any individual case, Sam could always
come up with some kind of innocuous sounding explanation of why it wasn't a big deal or
misinterpreted or whatever.
But the end effect was that after years of
this kind of saying, all four of us who fired him came to the conclusion that we just couldn't
believe things that Sam was telling us. And that's a completely unworkable place to be
in as a board, especially a board that is supposed to be providing independent oversight
over the company, not just like, you know, helping the CEO to raise more money.
Another nail in the coffin of the AI extravaganza.
She speaks in a pattern that is awkward burst talks.
And I don't know what milieu that is, but it's not one that we... Effective altruism. Effective altruism milieu. brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr credible. Well, we'll see if it's taken as credible. Sam Altman is a liar. I believe it. I believe everything she's saying.
Yeah, I don't.
He's probably also lying about AI.
It's actually a bunch of Indians.
This we know to be true. Now let's see what the latest breaking news.
I mean, if, if, if everybody's excited,
it's about what Apple will do with AI.
Can you feel the excitement, John?
It's in the air.
Everybody's like, oh, we've got the new
Apple Developer Conference coming up.
What AI tools will they have?
Are you excited?
Didn't they just announce a bunch of stuff?
Yes, yes.
I have the Bloomberg podcast.
And of course, Bloomberg, you Bloomberg, they need to report accurately because it's about financial information.
And I think they are accurate with their reporting here.
There's a lot of exciting, exciting things coming up for artificial intelligence in your
Apple device.
Apple, the developers conference next month, right? Big, big, big.
Big, big, big. John is big, big, big, big, big, big. Apple the developers conference next month,
right? Big, big, big. But they're betting on its giant customer base to kind of give it that edge
in the AI space. So what they're doing is they're taking this different approach to AI. They want
to focus on the tools that ordinary consumers can use. Kind of like what Tom, what you were saying last week.
Like what does this mean for me?
What's it?
I want Mark Gurman.
I want Mark Gurman to tell me what's the so what and I'm not there yet.
Yeah.
So they're doing exactly because of what you know things you're saying and not just you
but a lot of people at this new strategy Project Gray Matter.
So they have a set of AI tools that the company is going to integrate into apps like Safari,
Photos, and Notes, but there's other features, right?
They have Siri Personal Assistant.
That's going to get an upgrade.
Siri is getting an upgrade.
They have generative AI for emojis with software that can create custom emojis on the fly based
on what you're texting.
So if you're texting someone like, hey, let's go out for dinner for pasta on Friday, a little pasta emoji will like automatically pop up.
And that's gonna make my life so much better.
And that's gonna make your life so much better.
Oh my God, is that where we are these days?
Okay.
But it's just about making things easier
for their customers.
I don't know, they got this conference,
again, the developer conference, I guess it's June 7th.
I don't know, I think there's a lot built up in the stock.
I think investors wanna see something transformative as it relates to AI to get that bump in the
stock.
I'm not sure they're going to get it.
I don't know.
I don't think so either.
The emojis, AI will track what you're writing and if you say, let's go get some pasta,
it'll show a pasta emoji.
Whoa.
That's pathetic.
Yep. And the problem of course,
with that is that emoji won't work on any other system.
No, they do. Emojis are standardized. Yeah, there's a pasta emoji.
I know, but if it's just pulling a pasta emoji, you can do that yourself.
You don't need AI. Yes you do. You need an AI sticker.
So if it's like just dropping in
already established emojis left and right,
there's the dog shit, there's the smiling poop,
all that stuff.
Smiling poop.
Well I'm excited.
I'm excited to see this.
I'm gonna be glued to my browser.
This all this great stuff, does that include a touchscreen laptop?
No, I don't think so.
How about a foldable phone?
There you go.
I think a foldable phone, because Samsung has been making this phone for years now.
The foldable phone, they're going to have one of those?
I've seen a couple of those in the wild, one at a concert and one on the plane.
They're pretty spiffy.
Apple?
No, no, not Apple.
No, they're spiffy.
No, JC has one, they're great.
Does he have the one that folds up
into a little, like a coaster size phone?
It's about a coaster size when it's folded.
Yeah, it's the newest foldable phone.
A little square.
It ends up as a little square and it's got a screen on the square.
So you can actually use it.
You can see stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah. It's important for your life.
It's a dynamite phone.
It's a dynamite phone.
Hmm.
Phones.
It is.
Yeah.
And I'm not a big phone user.
As you know.
You're not a phone user at all.
It's absolutely true.
My phone, that my cell phone is in the drawer as we speak.
Speaking of such, I want to send out some anniversary and jobs karma for Tim from the
No Agenda Phone.
Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs.
Let's vote for jobs
it's like his 10th 10th anniversary and he loses his job can you believe that what yeah yeah
yeah he'll pick something up he's a smart guy one last ai clip yeah yeah several people sent me this and I don't know what's wrong with you people.
People like, look at this.
These guys look serious.
They have a lot of plans.
Enter Brain Bridge.
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machine, which uses state ofof-the-art robotics
and artificial intelligence to conduct complete head
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ensuring smooth outcomes and faster recoveries.
Because head transplants require high speed,
precision, and efficiency, BrainBridge utilizes
advanced high speed, high precision robotic systems
to speed up the process,
eliminate human error, prevent brain cell degradation, and ensure seamless compatibility.
The head transplant procedure involves removing a person's entire head
containing the brain from their current diseased body,
then attaching it to the body of a healthy, young, brain-dead donor.
Head transplants could provide individuals
with severe medical conditions,
such as terminal cancer, paralysis, spinal cord injuries,
or neurodegenerative diseases,
the opportunity to have a fully functional body
while preserving their consciousness,
memories, and cognitive abilities.
And her head is gone.
Yeah, okay.
Very funny. Babylon B. Thank you very much.
Have you ever seen it? Have you seen that? It's a slick video. The video is great.
You have to see it.
Send me a link.
I have a few short clips of here, this and that.
Okay, we gotta move on.
Except for that, maybe we should catch up with the Ukraine a little bit.
Yes, I think that's a good idea.
Because one thing we haven't discussed is the fact that Biden's gone along with
Schultz, that idiot in Germany.
Macron started it. We should like, be able to bomb Russia.
And then the German guy, the German chancellor, yeah, that's a good idea.
And then Biden says, well, if those guys are doing it, I guess we should give it
the okay.
And so we end up with a, you know, this is the way world war one started for
anybody who wants to look at a little history.
Oh, they're even started on Deutsche Well, I think they even talk about the
war in Europe.
That's what they're saying now.
It's the war in Europe.
Oh, that's what world war three will look like. Yeah, World War I started this way. It was incremental. It wasn't all hell broke
loose. It was one little thing. It led to another, led to another, led to another. This is what we're
witnessing. And these guys running these countries, including Macron and Schultz, Schultz. Schultz. Schultz.
Biden, these guys should not be in office.
They're trying to kill us all.
Which clip do we play first?
Let's go with Ukraine to target Russia.
As Ukraine receives more military aid from the US and allies,
a key question remains,
can Ukraine use the weapons to strike targets inside Russia?
Lincoln says that going forward,
the US will continue to adapt and adjust as necessary.
He says the U.S. is always making decisions about what's necessary to make sure that Ukraine
can effectively defend itself.
Blinken's comments come as France and Germany said Tuesday that Ukraine should be allowed
to use their weapons against targets inside Russia.
French President Emmanuel Macron said Ukraine has permission to use French long-range missiles
to target bases inside Russia. Macron stressed that Ukraine should be able to strike at bases
from which Russian missiles are fired. But he added that Ukraine should not be allowed to hit
other targets in Russia, including civilian or other military targets. Yep, yeah, this is right. This is not good. This is
not good, it's really bad and you know that the Ukrainians don't care about, oh
well, just we missed. They'll shoot anything. So let's go right downtown
Moscow. Yeah. So this is yesterday's story and this is a Russians know what's
going on so they did this. A barrage of 100 Russian missiles and drones targeted the power grid across Ukraine today
At least 19 people were injured eight of them children the attack came as Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is attending a defense
Summit in Singapore
He's trying to convince more Asian and Western countries to supply weapons to his country and cut ties with Moscow. The word I'm looking for is attackums, but I have not heard it yet.
I don't know why that's been pulled from the narrative. Because those things will actually
start World War III. If they give the attackums to that actor Zelensky, that will be very bad.
And Biden, as we know, from the bill that was passed, signed into law has the
discretion at the president's discretion.
He can give them a tachems.
Here's the Deutsche Welle report.
To the war here in Europe now in Germany.
There you go.
You hear it?
To the war here in Europe now.
The war here in Europe.
They want war.
They do.
They love it.
These guys are suicidal.
To the war here in Europe now and Germany has authorized Ukraine to use weapons supplied by
Berlin to strike limited military targets inside Russia. It marks a policy shift and
follows a similar US decision to allow Ukraine to use American weapons on targets on Russian
soil. The looser restrictions only apply to the Eastern Kharkiv region where Ukraine is struggling to hold off Russia's latest
advances. Germany has become the latest NATO country to allow Kiev to use
weapons supplied by Berlin for limited strikes inside Russia. In recent
weeks Russia has prepared, coordinated and carried out attacks from positions in
the Kharkiv area, in particular from the directly adjacent Russian border region.
Together, we're convinced that Ukraine has a right under international law to defend
itself against these attacks.
Germany's decision follows a similar one from the US.
American supply weapons can now be used to counter Russian attacks near the Kharkiv region.
What's with this Ukraine? Ukraine? Ukraine? Ukraine? Ukraine? Ukraine? Ukraine? Not my crane, Ukraine.
The BBC. What was that report from? That's Deutsche Welle. Interesting. Here's the BBC. Well, it was Schulz that did it.
I don't believe that the order, the time frame, the chronology is correct.
Of course not.
But but Germany's getting in the fight now.
That's the idea.
The war in Europe.
Well, it wasn't your theory or some we discussed the possibility that the blame it on Germany
thing is set up by us to get Europe all you know
rebelized yes hello hello and with Germany at the center again again
again Ukraine again here's the BBC the reaction has been quite angry from
senior Russian officials Dmitry Medvedev, who was former Russian president
and now deputy chairman of the Russian Security Council, he wrote on social media that Russia
views any long-range weapons passed to Ukraine by the West as weapons controlled by NATO
personnel and therefore views NATO countries as participating in the war.
He had this warning of Russian retaliatory strikes on military hardware on sites, soldiers in NATO countries, and
he said that the the current armed conflict with the West is developing
according to the worst-case scenario and he suggested that Russia could
use tactical nuclear weapons against Ukraine, saying this is not a nuclear
bluff.
So that could be interpreted as a change of tone?
Well, you have to remember that nuclear saber-rattling is not new.
I mean, we've heard so much of it over the last two years plus from Mr. Medvedev and
from other Russian officials, from President Putin as well.
And you could construct an argument that says they've been saying this kind of thing since
the very beginning, so is this simply a bluff? But I think the Russians in the last few days have been
going out of the way to try to make the argument that no, this is not a bluff, that they could be
put into in a situation where they have to respond. Now I'm going to visit my daughter in two weeks.
Got that no agenda meetup.
Can we please hold off a world war three until I'm back and maybe I can grab my
daughter and bring her with me.
These people are crazy, but you know, it's technically, it's not really Russia.
They'll be shooting these long rage weapons out.
Or is it?
The way Moscow sees it, Crimea is Russian
territory. All those four oblasts that it has invaded and partially occupied, Donetsk, Luhansk,
Kherson and Zaporizhzhia, it considers to be a part of the territory of the Russian Federation.
That's not the way the rest of, most of the rest of the world sees it. So theoretically, those weapons
that are already being deployed to hit Russian targets in those
occupied areas of Ukraine are hitting Russian soil.
So you could say in a way, nothing is really changing.
What I think the way...
Yeah, what?
I know.
So, you know, it's already kind of Russia.
So you know, nothing's changed.
This is a setup here.
Give it to the Russians, man.
It'll end it. What the US would be very keen to avoid is seeing not just Western supplied weapons,
but any powerful Ukrainian weapons being used to hit a strategic target, say Moscow, the
Kremlin.
You know, Ukrainian drones are hitting Russian oil refineries deep within Russia.
The US doesn't like that
because for a start it restricts the amount of refined oil that's coming on
to the world market and therefore drives prices up which isn't good for US
consumers at the pumps but it also worries it about escalation. So far the
West has called Putin's bluff and he's turned out to have a lot of empty threats
but sooner or later the fear is I think he will retaliate in some form.
Oh, well that's just lovely.
And of course there is an election taking place in the UK.
And well, if you thought Macron was nuts, how about trying to get elected on this platform?
The UK's election campaign is one week old now and Rishi Sunak's government has got off
to a rather lackluster start.
Sunak's main gambit is introducing military service for young people, a move that his
own defence minister had previously ruled out, and the former military chief has called bonkers.
The Tories are expected to lose July 4th election to Keir Starmer's Labour Party.
Bonkers is right.
Bonkers.
It's like they're throwing the election.
I mean, we already knew that the Labour's going to kick ass in this next election in
England.
We've talked about this before.
I think I mentioned the newsletter.
Andrew Olowsky is a friend of mine, writer in London.
Yeah, the register.
He spotted all these, well, he works for the independent
or the telegraph.
I don't know, he's writing for someone.
And he's always, if he has a good column,
he always sends it to me.
But he's kind of always very accurate about this stuff.
And he says, the labor's just gonna kill these guys.
And the elections they just had for all these mayors is all the labor guys taking over. The Tories, the
conservatives, has screwed up so bad. And this Rishi guy is an idiot.
He doesn't want him because he doesn't want to be the prime minister during the war.
Probably a good idea.
Yeah. Jesus come soon.
I have two climate change clips.
Please.
Two climate change clips.
Then I'm done for today.
Climate change.
I have, do I have anything?
Uh-uh.
I don't think so.
I have a couple.
I have the Mexico elections, which is taking place as we speak. Oh, how boring.
No, it's going to be a big deal.
They got two women running against each other and the Mexican
corruption is out of control.
But these are long clips.
I know what's going to happen.
You're going to be like too long.
You want to tell me what you want to play?
Play election, Mexico elections, fought the fifth clip, play the last clip.
We're going all the way for the jugular.
We mentioned that this campaign season has been exceptionally violent.
How has that played into this election?
How has it affected it, especially in those many local races that are taking place?
Well, we already saw a sign of organized crime muscling its way into local and state political processes in Mexico's 2021 midterm elections.
And then it happened again in two key gubernatorial races on the border with
the United States, the state of Tamaulipas, in the state of Guerrero, which is one
of the most violent-wracked states in Mexico.
So the big question mark is, A, whether we will see signs of violence on Sunday.
And two, the most important issue is whether organized crime will seek to whip
or suppress the vote on behalf of morena come Sunday.
Wow.
And that's today.
It's happening as we speak.
So one of two women.
I'm sorry.
One of two women will win.
That's the idea. Yeah. There's two women? I'm sorry? One of two women will win, that's the idea?
Yeah, there's two women running against each other.
One of them is part of the Obrador faction,
which is totally corrupt and she's running on Korea.
And then the other one's gonna crack down on crime
and she's not gonna get in because nobody wants to,
the Mexican elections are
rigged.
Okay.
Let's just.
No.
Do they have Dominion voting machines?
Doesn't make any difference.
That's just a red herring.
Facts, yeah.
Well, I happen to have a Mexico climate change clip.
How about that?
Isn't that great?
All right.
I knew you'd like that.
Across Mexico in the poorest areas of its major cities, people face a common problem.
A lack of clean water.
60% of the country is in drought and areas like this lack the proper infrastructure to
get adequate supply to people on a daily basis.
Another problem is that Tijuana, the city that we're in right now, is the last stop
on the Colorado River,
which serves 40 million people in seven US states
and two here in Mexico.
Tijuana's successive governments have failed to plan
for diminishing supply in the region,
but there's an even more drastic situation
in the capital, Mexico City,
home to 22 million people,
where 90% of that city is facing severe drought,
driven by climate change.
There it is.
I like the tagline.
Whatever it is, report, report, report, report driven by climate change.
Yep.
Intel inside driven by climate change.
This is the last one for me because I realize now I've been
barking up the wrong tree.
I have been looking at how carbon credits and trading carbon credits,
it seems like that was all a red herring.
The carbon reserve has verified now the TOCO,
T-O-C-O, and it turns out that carbon
is actually going to be our new money.
At least this is what this TOCO and this carbon reserve, which I guess is, you know, they will be creating the
TOCO money.
I'm gonna use a graphite pencil.
Well,
the concept here is, if I understand, and I have it as a promotional video,
the concept is that you buy your toko,
which is backed by, each toko is backed by
a ton of carbon credits or just carbon.
I'm not sure.
Listen to this.
Every day we create CO2 emissions that warm the planet.
And the more the world develops,
the tougher things become for nature.
By changing the way we think about money, we can create a system where the environment
and economies thrive because of each other, not in spite of each other.
What if removing carbon from the atmosphere was as easy as paying for your coffee?
We can with Toco. atmosphere was as easy as paying for your coffee.
We can with Toco.
Toco is a currency that removes carbon from the atmosphere.
Whether you spend it on stuff, trade it, or save it to offset your carbon footprint, it
all does the same thing.
It creates more demand for carbon reduction. Each toko in circulation is represented by one ton of carbon removed from the atmosphere
and held in a central reserve on behalf of all toko users.
It's a way to turn to act together and solve the climate crisis.
Its money has tons of carbon.
Download the TOKO wallet and start making a difference with every transaction.
We can take action against climate change.
We can with Toko.
You can't, you idiot.
Well, actually, the Toko wallet already has partners like Airbnb.
You can pay for your Airbnb with Toko.
In Tokos?
In Tokos, yes.
So we have Toko.
So we have climate change meets Bitcoin meets the Amero.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
It's beautiful.
Environmental wealth, John, we can build environmental wealth together.
We should be accepting tocos for this very show.
Yes.
No.
No.
I'm going to show my school by donating to No Agenda.
Imagine all the people who could do that.
Oh yeah, that'd be fab.
Yeah, on No Agenda in the morning.
And we have some producers to thank from $50 up to the associate executive level.
We will mention them by name and location.
Of course, if there's
something interesting, we'll always break for that and throw it out. And again, we remind
you that we appreciate all producers of The No Agenda Show, even those who do not want
to be mentioned for reasons of anonymity. Under 50, nothing is mentioned. And of course,
anyone on the sustaining donations is a big help. You can set it up yourself. It just
repeats whatever you want it to be, daily,
showy, monthly, quarterly, up to you. NoAgendaDonations.com. John, take us through to the 50s, please.
We have a lot of people that contributed today, starting with Kevin Redacted in
Maumelle Arkansas 157.97 Matt Lomar in Elwood Illinois 150.33 I need some karma at the end for his business. Dorothy Schroet in Corvallis
Oregon 140.43 Andrew J in City, Iowa 140.08.
You need some house selling karma.
We'll give that at the end if you write it down.
Gerald Small in Gilbert, Arizona 130.03.
Ben Ken, Weinstock in Tucker, Georgia, 12345.
Baronetess Salty in Manchester, New Hampshire. One, two, three, four, five.
Sir Pete, Pete in Amsterdam.
One, two, three, four, five.
You'll be seeing him probably.
I look forward to it.
And by the way, I went to the Albany meetup.
Oh yes, how was it?
How was it?
It was kind of a dud.
What?
This was the big get John out of the house meetup.
Well, I guess nobody cares.
But I went to it and I
Did get some donations which I'll bring into the next show. I'm not gonna discuss them today's we've got enough to do
But next show everyone gets their credit
Dame a money penny in Florence, Oregon one two, two, three three
David Britton in Springfield, Illinois.
Yeah. The Albany meetups, all the regulars.
I'd like everybody there I've seen before everyone, but including,
I finally figured out who the spook was.
Well, you'll tell us on a Thursday.
No, I won't.
I'll let him think he's getting away with it.
Uh, David Britton in Springfield, Illinois, 115.
Marnix Cart in Den Haag, Netherlands.
He actually says he still downloads the MP3 with G-Potter.
Wow.
Wow.
And copying it to his dumb phone.
Yeah, his Cat B40. Nice. Old school, bro. I hope you come to the meetup
He says yeah, it's interesting anyway, he's in 1111 he gave 1111
and
We have a Dutch name even though he's in Bristol, Tennessee, which is John Hoibor. Hoibor, which means hay farmer.
The hay farmer from Tennessee at 111.
Kyle Tack in Yankton, South Dakota, 111.
John O'Neill in College Station, Texas, 10569.
He needs a deducing.
You've been deduced.
Oh and he needs to call out Vance K as a douchebag.
Douchebag.
Baron Timothy Brashears in Cookville, Tennessee.
105.35. Samantha Simonin 105.35.
Eric the Grease Monkey in Concord, Virginia 10535 these are $100 donations
they picked up the fees anonymous in Sumter South Carolina 10535 James Zuccal Beverly
Hills 10535 Caesar Gray Blanco in Bellevue Washington 10535 Christopher Eisenhart, New Brownfels, Texas 10535.
We got Sarah Walker in New Ipswich, New Hampshire 10535.
A lot of these.
Yeah.
Greg Hartlob in Cincinnati 10535, James Geating,
James Geating in Addison, Texas, another Texan, 10535.
And he says, you guys are the best, have been for years.
If my net worth were more, I would give you more.
That's how it works.
That's value for value.
That's what you can give.
That's what's important.
Stay with it.
And we forgive Adam for his occasional oversights.
Okay.
What was it like? What? I don't know they're occasional Jaron Anderson in
Glendale California 105 35 William Elliott in a IE Hawaii yeah 105 35 I
can kind of pronounce Hawaiian names Phil Phil Barnett in Brentwood, Tennessee, $100.01.
Baron Lattican in Houston, Texas, 100.
Jamie Lionheart in Buford, Georgia, 100 with a happy birthday to my husband, Matt.
John Foley in Chicago Hills, Illinois, 100.
Heights, Heights, Chicago Heights.
Chicago Heights, which is down from the hills.
Oh no, that's up from the hills.
Jennifer Fivy, Fivy, I guess in Alberta, Canada.
Commie Scandinavia, she says.
She says Commie Scandinavia.
Alejandro Wenka in Neosho, Wisconsin. That's what it says. William Jenkins
in Austin, Texas. A hundred. I got hairy legs is what he wants somebody to say. Susan Agarhuti Hati or Hooty in Lover UK. That's interesting. $100. Hey she
says her first payment.
So I'm gonna deduce her then. You've been deduced. Marilyn Osborne in Cincinnati,
Ohio. Another deduced needed for the $100
donation. You've been D-douche'd. And there's Kelly Spongberg that we haven't
heard from for a while. From Rocky Mountain Heights, Alberta.
Roderick Prince and Scott Edson 100. Rocky Prince Scottsdale, Arizona 100.
And then... He needs some stroke recovery karma at the end.
You got it.
Paul Eaton in Albuquerque, New Mexico, 99.
Sir Camera Chris in Grafton, Wisconsin, 9364.
Despite John blocking my email, he writes,
I don't know what he's talking about.
But he thanks us for signing the too many eggs book.
Robert Smiley, no relation to the spook.
Holland, Pennsylvania, 8522.
Actually it's 8088 with the fees.
So it's a chip in donation.
Get it?
Yeah, I get it.
8088. Yeah, chip get it. 8088.
Yeah, chip.
The original 8088 chip, which was in the first IBM PC.
William Alston in El Paso, Texas, 8438.
We should do a chip donation.
Yes, we should.
Emerson Trimble in Standish, Maine, 81.
Adam Frederick in Orange, Vermont, 80, 66.
His career karma worked.
Now I need divorce karma.
Unrelated, shows have been bangers.
All right, we'll give it lots of karma
coming up at the end here.
We're not doing divorce karma.
David Cox in Dallas, Texas, 8008.
These are all boob donations.
The head of these guys who really
popularized it is Kevin McLaughlin. There he is in Concord, North Carolina, 8008. Eric Adler,
Punta Gorda, Florida, 8008. Mike McCoy, Schomburg, Illinois, 8008. Sir Infinitus,
Holly Springs, North Carolina, 8008. Christian Grulish in Lakeland, Ohio, 808.
Suzy Lawson comes in from Bristol, Tennessee with 7903.
Steven Mann in Plymouth, Michigan, sorry, 7903.
I think $75 donations.
7903, whatever it is he claims it is a conviction donation.
Okay.
Good one.
Sir Jub Jub in Elkton, Florida, 7903.
Yeah, that's 75 donation plus fees
Benjamin Harwood in Houston Texas 7903 you got anything in there he wants us to
do he says he I'd figure out throw something your way after listening for
nearly 10 years newsletter works had puppy doing his business
literally thank you Dakota Cole was a great name in Sherwood, Oregon, 77-77.
Once the call out, call out Ryle and her sister as douches.
It was Ryle and her sister.
His sister, his sister, her sister, Dakota's sister.
Her Dakota sister.
Yes, there you go.
Sir David Van Sunder in Pacific Grove, California, 77-77.
Christopher O'Hara in Hummelstown, Pennsylvania, 77-73.
Sir Latte in Bremerton, Washington, 77-33.
Sir Selviren in Silver Springs, Maryland, 77. Sir Gray in Ross
Common, Michigan, 7344. David Terry in El Dorado Hills, California, 7026.
We're getting there. Sir Will with one L in Clarksville, Tennessee. 6938 is a birthday.
You're on the birthday list.
Garrett Hollander in Farmington, Arkansas, 6666.
By the way, next show is 1666, all you pagans.
You got show 1666 coming up.
All my Christians better show up. Yes, to counter the pagans.
Yes.
We have a battle.
Let's see how many Christians and pagans come in.
There you go.
Cameron Ling in North Branch, Minnesota, 6561.
Frank Schiappetta in Carpentersville, Illinois, 6502.
There's another chip.
Eric Henry in Maitland, Florida, 65.
Eric Hoff in Edmonton, Alberta, 6325.
Sir Ladyboy in Mount Laurel, New Jersey, 6006, small boobs.
Kyle Toohig in Liberty Lake, Washington, 6006.
Douglas Bechtel in Waterloo, Ontario, 60.
Steve Bantstra, Baron of some place or other, BNA.
Nashville, Tennessee, 59, 93.
He's one of our pilots.
He's one of our pilots.
Oh, Steve Sims in Green Cove Springs, Florida. 59.86.
He wants to be credited for a 5678 donation.
John's favorite.
Minuteman in Fuquay, Verena, North Carolina.
58.09.
Minuteman in...
Oh, that's Minuteman.
I said that.
Fukay, Verena.
Fukay, Fukay.
Les Tarkowski in Kingman, Arizona. Minuteman and oh that's Minuteman I said that. Fouquet Verena. Fouquet, Fouquet.
Les Tarkowski in Kingman Arizona 58.
Gary Marquardt in Mound Minnesota 5798.
Christopher Hassel in Seattle 5798.
Henry Worth in Laughlin, 5798. Henry Worth in Laughlin, Nevada, 5798.
And he needs a D-douching.
You've been D-douched.
David Adrian in Cary, North Carolina, 5678.
Sir Paulie Bravo in Greeley, Colorado. 5567.
He's actually in Fort Collins.
Pete Federici in Bothell, Washington.
5555.
Need some jobs and moving karma.
We'll put you in the end for the karma.
Chris Richardson in Bremerton, Washington.
5533.
Got some Washington guys coming in.
Got a nasty note about you.
Yeah.
John Fitzpatrick in Heber Springs, Arkansas, 5510.
Mark Mish, Mayor Heusen, Poison, right?
Holland Mish.
It's funny, these guys with Dutch names are from Holland, Michigan. Coincidence?
I think not. We had another, we have another Dutch person that's an orange veil, which is,
you know, it's just too weird. Another Dutch master. Sir John Hyten, Folsom, California, 5-4-3-2.
3 2 Joseph Richards in Kalamazoo Michigan 5 4 1 2 Dark Knight in Matta when New Jersey 53 77 you need some jobs karma will give you that the
end Christie Christine cortisol cortisol sounds like a drug Pensacola Florida 53 Lydia Terry Dominelli in Rochester
New Hampshire she's a Dame 53 Christopher Worth Worth W-O-R-T-H in Aurora Colorado
5280 here's a message don't give money to politicians. Donate to no agenda.
I agree. John Whitten in Kodiak, Alaska, 5272. Coffee by... Coffee by Jalaspi in Random Lake, Wisconsin, 5272.
Another coffee guy.
Bastien Lassander in Hengelo, Hengelo.
Hengelo.
Hengelo Netherlands.
Hengelo, no, Hengelo.
Hengelo.
Hengelo.
5272.
Wesley Stewart, Mesa, Arizona, 5272.
I'm just gonna read these names and addresses.
They're all 5272.
And they go right into the 50s,
so we're gonna just do all that.
Jason Moore in Vancouver, Parker Jolly.
Yeah.
I got back and forth with these do with the Jolly family.
Montgomery, Texas, Cone Monster in Berkshire Hook.
Cone Monster in Berkshire Hook.
I think I got that part right.
Close. Avery Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I've always pronounced his name awkwardly. Shaker Heights.
Chris Grill in Monroeville, Pennsylvania.
Ron Pointer in Union, Kentucky.
Scott Merrill in Vancouver, Washington.
Matthew Mungan in Baltimore, Maryland.
Sean Brasano in Madison, Maryland. Sean Brassano in Madison, Alabama.
Mike Rinneker in Dubuque, Iowa.
Rachel Rankin in Bettendorf, Iowa.
Adam Whitmore in Elkton, Maryland.
Robert Garcia in Lombard, Illinois.
Nicole Morgan in Madeira, California. a lot of people here in this list,
Colin Preston in Oregon City, Dame Cassidy in Oklahoma City, and she's complaining about
inflation causing these issues with our donations.
And I think there's some truth to that.
Yeah, of course. Michael Hogan in Highland, New York, Ian, Walker Smith in Kalina. Where's CL? I don't know. I don't know where
CL is either. I should know that. Zach Matthews in Caldwell, Ohio. John Prinzen in Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada.
Just keep it up, he writes.
Gerald Stevens in Cheyenne, Wyoming.
Baron Slardabartfast in Hope, Rhode Island.
John O. Kekish in Chardon, Ohio.
That librarian in San Francisco.
See, CL is Chile.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Chile. Chile.
Thank you.
Hello, Chile.
Hello, Chile.
Colina Chile.
Uh, surfer in Shasta Lake.
Thomas Starkweather in Stafford.
Is this where he is now?
Yeah, Tom's in the...
He's floating around.
Yeah, him and Alex, man.
Yeah.
M.T. Duffy in Blenheim, New Zealand.
T. Gardner in Essex, Great Britain.
Carl Schneider in Lake Bay, T. Gardner in Essex, Great Britain, Carl Schneider in Lake Bay, Washington, and
now we got the actual 50s, Scott McCarty, Lodi, Tony Lang. Jordan Hoino in Salem, Oregon.
Robert Ehlers in La Jolla, California.
Michael Raguse, Raguse, Raguse.
In Tustin, California.
Josiah Hendrickson in Eugene, Oregon.
Franklin Skepton Jr. in Pennsburg, Pennsylvania.
Jacob Beggs, he does, in Petaluma, California.
Brian Bellin in Asbury, New Jersey.
That's where I think a bunch of people
that used to live there are gonna leave the country.
Gerald Preston in Bennington, Nebraska.
Matt Frazee in St. John's, Florida. Sir Slam Bob in San Jose.
Keith Warford in Fayetteville. Blair Williams in Orange Beach, Alabama. Daniel
Laboy in Bath, Michigan. Joshua Buford in midlothian Virginia
Foster birch in New York City
Carmen Staltari in Toronto
Carl Vogler in Dillon Beach, California Michael Grossi in Windsor
Ontario, Canada, you don't get enough people from Windsor
Carrie a law and Warren, Ohio Adam Ryder in Redmond, Oregon.
Alois, Alois, Alois, something like that.
Liebel in Newark, Delaware.
He wants jobs coming for everybody.
Our buddy in San Francisco, Aichi Kitagawa.
And last on the list, I think he's in Oklahoma
City is Brett Farrell and that concludes a long happy list of people that like our show.
Wow.
Thank you all so much.
And for those of you who did not support us today, this is how it works.
If you get any value from the show, send some value back.
There's plenty of time to do it for Thursday.
We appreciate you. Everybody who came in under 50, as I said earlier,
any amount is worthy of a producership here at the No Agenda show.
Thank you very much. NoAgendaDonations.com.
Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs. Let's vote for jobs.
You've got karma. That was the jobs karma, general vote for jobs! You've got karma.
That was the jobs karma general karma for people here.
You've got karma.
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It's your birthday, birthday
on Noah's channel.
We do have a list. Dragon Slayer wishes his wonderful wife, I'm no match for you Green Man turning 28 on the 7th. And finally, Jamie Lainard wishes her husband, Matt, a very happy birthday.
And we say happy birthday from everybody here at the best podcast in the universe.
We do our nights and dames.
We got a note here from producer Craig from South Dakota, long-term producer, just texted
in.
He says, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, tell John, tell John, my very liberal mother-in-law removed her American flag that had flown at her house
for decades because it is now a Trump flag.
Wow.
How sad is that?
People, get a grip people.
Did the flag say Trump on it?
Or is that, is this Trump on the flag, the American flag is now a Trump flag.
Just a regular American flag.
Yep, yep.
Craig, why don't you give her a Pride flag to hang up?
Sounds like that's a good one.
Give her a good one too with the big gouge in the circle.
There's my blade for two nights in a dame.
You had a blade there?
Yes, I have it right here.
Oh, yes. That's a good one. Tracy, step on up here.
Anonymous and Eric Constable, all three of you have supported
the Noah Genesis Show in the amount of $1,000 or more or it
was given to you. It doesn't matter at all, because I'm very
proud to hear by pronounce the KV as
Dame Tracy of the Roman Rite, Sir Amic Jar, Knight of the Loose Leaf, and Sir Banks Wrangler.
For you, we have Hookers and Blow Wrapped Boys and Chardonnay,
Spanish cucumbers for the Portuguese amongst us,
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Ginger Ale and Gerbils, and of course, as always always we got a little bit of mutton and meat here.
The three of you head over to noagenda rings.com and there's a handy ring finger sizing guide.
Make sure you get the right size and send that in to us along with a place to send your ring which
is a handy beautiful signet ring. you can use it to seal your important
correspondence with the wax that we provide and of course there's always a certificate of
authenticity thank you again for supporting the no agenda show
so the alameda meetup report will come on the next show and John will be crediting the
people who's...
Albany.
Albany, I'm sorry.
Well, I said Alameda, Albany.
And John will be crediting people who support it on the spot.
And here is also from California, in fact, Insane Diego's meetup report.
Hey guys, this is a meetup report.
This is Sir Mike in Rancho Bernardo at the Round Table Pizza
trying to stay sane in San Diego in the morning.
In the morning, this is Sir Matthew, Black Knight of the Ice Giants, wondering if since
you guys double black knighted me, does that make me a double black knight or a black and white knight?
Yo, douchebag here, first time in San Diego, and today I got the whole load.
In the morning, little Victor.
In the morning, Victor Father, In the morning, Victor father.
Four more years is not enough.
That's why we're waiting.
Hey, this is Vince, former douchebag, night and waiting,
and that was Johnny.
Johnny, you got ants?
I got ants.
He's got ants.
Jim Hawkins of Treasure Island.
John, I like my computer mouse.
It works really nice.
Also, trust in Trump.
Danny, breaking free from the DMV.
This is Damon, ITM, good night, left nut.
In the morning!
All right, Insane Diego.
Here's what's coming up.
There is a third annual Crawfish Boil,
as you heard earlier, at Shaw Acres in Prairieville, Louisiana,
underway as we speak.
The flight of the Noagenda number 52 all aboard the HMS Bounty on Wilshire is about to kick
off 3.33 p.m. in Los Angeles, California at the HMS Bounty.
On Wednesday, the Northern Wake pre-Juneteenth witch burning 6 p.m. Hoppy endings in Raleigh,
North Carolina.
And on the next show, day 8.05, pop-up meetup 4 p.m. at Galita HGI rooftop
in Galita, California. And the not a joke Denver meetup 630 in City Park, Denver Museum of Nature
and Science in Denver, Colorado. There's many more meetups coming up, including the big June 15th one
in the Netherlands and Amsterdam at Schiphol Airport. I will be there looking forward to seeing everybody.
No agenda meetups.
It's an important part of your life.
Connection is protection.
Go to one, you will not be disappointed.
Noagendameetups.com.
Go now. All the nights and days You wanna be where you want me
Triggered or hell-lame
You wanna be where everybody feels the same
It's like a party
Like a party
Alright, I have...
One, two, three, five.
What's going on with me?
And I have five, five ISOs to choose from.
You want to do yours first?
No, I want to hear those.
OK, here we go.
Driven by climate change.
There's that one.
Oh, wait, no agenda. There's that one. Oh wait, no agenda. There's that one.
It was super fun.
I kinda like that one.
And that's gonna make your life so much better.
Or my favorite.
Big, big, big.
Did you like any of them?
The one that you kinda liked was I think was usable. Uh,
The second to the last, third from the last.
It was super fun.
That one?
That might be OK.
I got two and then I have an optional third.
Oh, where is he now?
OK.
What am I playing here?
What am I playing?
You're playing ISO stick.
Look at that thing, it's a butt plug on a stick.
Not audible enough.
You don't know what that is?
No.
It was you.
I couldn't hear it.
That's why it was me.
It sucked.
That's the way it came across.
You were only, it was a long time ago and it was over compressed.
It was no good.
Okay.
Now I have one that sounds like a serial killer signing us off. Plus, it was a long time ago and it was over compressed. Yeah, it was no good.
Okay, now I have one that sounds like a serial killer
signing us off.
End of show, bye bye.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You don't need to, I don't need to hear anymore.
That's the one.
End of show, bye bye.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, very nice.
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
first time for a new segment on the show.
John C. Dvorak with the tip of the day.
He's gonna tell us what he would do in every possible way.
John, just the tip!
Yeah, we need jingles, everybody.
We need jingles.
Yeah, anything but that. That's all we got.
Okay. So I'm recommending a product.
Yeah. All right.
That people will get a kick out of.
It's an AI product, which kind of, you know, you will hate.
So you don't even, you shouldn't even look at it,
but it's called 11. It's 11labs.io is the URL.
And they just introduced the sound effects section.
And there's, this thing has has got what makes it fun. This 11 labs. What is the number of
Hallucinations that it creates. Oh, and do you have any examples? I do but first I want to play that a series of douchebag
clips
All from the same prompt. This is 11 Labs, I owe douchebags.
Okay, here we go.
Yeah, if you're a douchebag.
Yeah, if you're a douchebag.
Bye!
I don't think so!
You, douchebag!
Ha!
We finally found a use for AI! That's fantastic!
This is great!
So now I want to play the non-hallucination clip which is, she says, exactly what I put
in as the prompt, then I'm going to play the hallucination.
This is non-hallucination clip.
I'm just going to...
No, no, no, you're playing the wrong clip.
It says non-hallucin...
The clip is titled, Non-Hallucination.
I'm sorry.
Here we go.
End of show, you douchebag.
Ha ha ha ha!
Now I don't know what to choose.
There's only one left.
And so, end of show, you douchebag,
which is in a sexy voice, which I didn't ask for.
I asked for a person saying end of show you douchebag.
And you also have to put it in phonetically cause they can't pronounce the actual
spelling douchebag. Oh really? Really? Yeah. Really.
What kind of AI is that?
Yeah. You tell me so, but it hallucinates so much.
Now you just heard that clip.
End of show, was it? End of show you douchebag.
Here's the hallucination version.
I just don't believe it.
I do not believe it.
How did that even come about?
I don't understand.
I could have played it.
Actually the hallucinations are funnier than any of the clips, but it's like some of them
are just so and there's music, there's a music bed on a lot of them. I had one of them, I didn't clip it, but I said, it's almost the same clip with your
douche bag, but it started playing, Papa's got a brand new bag riff at the end.
This music thing, it's unbelievable.
But this is a fun product for people to play with.
And again, the name of the product and the domain where we can find this fine product is your
tip of the day.
11labs.io.
All right, everybody.
And they've just recently introduced the sound effects so you can do sound effects.
All right.
Very good.
Another tip from John Seedvora, kit was just the tip
Alright
Help!
Help us please, help us with the jingles for John's Tip
They are good tips though
I'll give you that
End of show mixes coming up from Brian Longeneck, our professor, Jay Jones, coming in from China
and a classic Trump rotation, which seemed a propose for today's conviction episode.
Up next on No Agenda Stream, we have the Tattle of the Douchebags live.
That would be battle, I think, not the tattle.
The battle of the douchebags. They That would be Battle, I think, not the title. The Battle of the Douchebags.
They should get some of those AI clips.
That's SeatSitter, Fletcher, Pfeiffer, and Billy Bones.
Battle of the Douchebags.
Stay tuned to noagendastream.com, hangoutandtrollroom.io,
or keep listening on your modern podcast app.
Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country
here in Fredericksburg, where there's a new sheriff in town.
In the morning, everybody, I'm Adam Curry.
And from Northern Silicon Valley, where we are right,
where we, where, I'm John C. Dvorak.
That's an AI hallucination.
You're not even real. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
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["Stupid Man"]
That crazy.
I mean, he's stupid.
He's a punk.
He's a dog.
He's a pig. he's a cunt, bullshit artist, he's a mutt, who doesn't know what he's talking about,
the pig, pig, pig, punk cunt, stupid, he's a cunt, a mutt, a mutt, who doesn't know what he's talking about. Well, I'd like to punch him in the face.
He said that's a national disaster, he said embarrassment to this country.
It makes me so angry that this country has gotten to this point, that this fool, this
bozo, has wound up where he has.
He talks out, he wants to punch people in the face.
Well, I'd like to punch him in the face.
What is the climate change?
Heat Buddha, Judge.
Heat waves that shouldn't statistically even be possible.
And I should mention this.
Boy, is he dumb.
Sitting here yakking away.
Write this down, people.
What does that mean?
You can vote for Trump.
He should. He should try it. It's cool.
Have you seen these reports?
Statistically, it could never be this hot.
The hottest year on record, climate change.
They've proven in court that PCR is only 3% accurate.
To be clear, something that extreme is very rare, but...
Do you have a fucking white t-shirt on? No!
I don't know why he's even talking about that.
He's dumb.
We need more Portuguese listeners to show.
More criminals.
Threatening to melt the cables of transit systems in...
In Seattle.
Boots on the ground.
Turbulence is up by about 15%.
He heard it wrong in the briefing, or he's dumb.
Hello, it's 55, Pete.
What do you think the most annoying thing is that people
do to the flight attendants?
They poke her.
Yeah, come on, boy.
I'm gonna kill my body, bro.
Whenever they say worst ever, write this down, people.
Keep your seatbelt on.
Probably a good policy.
My mom is going to get arrested for this.
What a lie, bro.
People are insane.
She says you can't even touch strippers.
That's exactly what she said.
I'm going to fight somebody to pay, mom.
And now he's saying, cheat waves that should statistically not even be possible.
The amount of income we get from it is nil.
Our climate is evolving.
They're poking the flight attendants.
Leave me alone, don't go there.
Hello, it's 55, Pete.
That was rare, but you're saying you do expect
to see more incidents like that here in the US?
The number is 55%.
And I should mention this.
Leave my mother alone.
Stop poking your flight attendant.
Please, No!
Oh God!
Oh!
What?
They miss poker?
I have my list and you might want to see if there's anything I left out.
This is the Trump rotation.
There's two categories.
There's the regular and then there's the criminal.
But here we go, ready?
Yep.
Liar, incompetent, unhinged, illegitimate president, white supremacist, racist, bully,
immature, Russian agent, narcissist, mean, long ties, insane, tweets too much, small
hands, small penis, big red button, criminal, mean, racist, immature, thin skinned, runs the mob, has no money, unstable, fatter than
239 pounds, bankrupt, 25th amendment should be instituted, he hates women, misogynist,
holds grudges forever, plays golf a lot, obstruction of justice, money laundering and clown. John, no wonder we're making America white again.
Mopo.
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End of show, you douchebag.