NO FOMO - 6. Shake That A** w/ Dr.Fresch

Episode Date: March 16, 2022

Welcome Back Fomo Sapiens. This week we have our first ever special guest Dr.Fresch and we get absolutely smarter than shit. Let's Evolve Together, NO FOMO.  

Ladies and gentlemen, hello and welcome to No FOMO. Today we have an incredibly special guest for everybody. First guest. Our first ever guest. I'm honored. Mr. Tony Fresh. Dr. Fresh is with us today. Tony, what's going on, baby?

Garrett, it's a pleasure. We're so happy to have you, dude. Wait, hold up. It's Dr. Fresh? Yeah, yes. Oh, I thought it was Mr. Clean we had on. Mr. Clean. That's next week.

I was like, where are you going to talk about the magic eraser? That's next week's episode. Next week's guest. You know, I could graduate to that role if the receding hairline kicks in. I was just going to say, did you get your doctorate just to upgrade, really? You know, that's the...

Out of the dark arts for magic and into the science of doctors. That's his doctorate in DJing. It became quite an interesting title to hold over COVID because, you know, I'm only a doctor of music. I cannot prescribe. There's nothing I can do.

So you weren't thrown out any doctoral advice about COVID because you didn't want people to confuse it for real doctor advice. Yes, exactly. It could get hairy. You could get yourself into some trouble. Everything here is authentic except for I definitely gave myself the degree. Yes yes if you had to say what the degree is in what would it be oh my god um maybe smooth ecology oh wow wait say smooth again it's smooth oh man you guys had a little weekend

didn't you we had a little weekend I wanna see it was a big actually no I take that back I don't wanna see

I wanna hear though yeah no Jay wasn't with us this weekend probably the first weekend we haven't spent together since the beginning of the show it was rough what did you do

yeah actually real quick I cried that's more interesting to me I got way too high I got a little drunk one of the nights the way too high I got a little drunk one of the nights the way too high night was a good one

I watched Despicable Me 2 by myself it must have hit so differently not even with the minions and that dude not even with the girlfriend you were so no I was absolutely

ripped high just fucking a boobity bop it up to myself for hours you're responding oh that meant how you doing you start to speak it by the end of the fucking oh yeah you understand myself for hours. You're responding to what they're saying. Oh, that meant how are you doing?

You start to speak it by the end of the fucking verse. Oh, yeah, you understand. You're fluent in minions. Oh, yeah. Do you think that's one of those ones that people do

like Dothraki and like Klingon and shit that you think anyone knows? Oh, it's on God, yeah. There's got to be some weird part of YouTube where that's happening.

There's a scribe. Should we make the fucking Despicable Me scribe? Yeah. We'll try to decipher the language. The Rosetta Stone for Despicable Me. What else did we do?

Just voice it over. That was it. It was a stay in, stay safe weekend for me. That's a smart one because we're going to fucking Tulum on Wednesday, so you definitely need to order a mobile. Give the liver a bit of a raise. Jesus Christ.

I can't even imagine this. For like five days. It's our first bachelor party ever. First one of any of our friends. Oh my God. It's going to be fucked up. yeah but yeah what we got into uh me morgan and tony all went to the side piece show well me and morgan opened up we played at the palladium you did and i was outside waiting yeah he was waiting for the guest list to get started out that's all right

yeah it was no but the ironic thing there is that your guest list was advanced on time but because side pieces wasn't. Yes. The quantity of people. Literally, like, no one else's was besides ours. We were the smallest act. Yeah. And, like, thank you guys again. You had thrown a couple of my friends on your list.

We'll take care of our friends. Yeah, I was like, oh, the FOMO list is in early. So, my friend, I'm like, go in. Watch these guys. You know, like, see a few of this. And then you were stuck outside. Yes. But I'm outside, you know,

just getting my mercy on. Yeah, no, we had a fucking great night. It was awesome. Stayed there till like two, ended up at the after party where Tony and Nitty Gritty and Freecon played some jams. It was a fucking great night, man.

It was, man. It was one of those nights where like, everyone's a little sloppy, but just a little bit. Just a little bit, yeah. I almost tipped the fuck over at one point. I was surprised that you were coming with the recap because from what I saw, you looked the least

brain on. Because Morgan probably doesn't even know what the fuck happened. I remember. Oh, shit. I mean, yeah, it took a little bit of mushrooms. Oh, God. I was feeling good.

And like the visuals were fucking gnarly. Like I was seeing like super strange colors. And I go out into the hallway and I go up to fucking Nitty Gritty. And I'm like, hey, bro, what floor are we on? And he's just like, what? And I was just like, what? For the record, it is multi-level. So that's a somewhat fair question.

There's two stories. There's only one floor. But like there's the part of the like venue you were in it's like a staircase leading up to three rooms so you had to have just walked up the stairs to know that you're on the second floor and you still didn't no i wasn't even on the second floor oh you weren't you were i was on the same floor oh shit yeah it was just the color scheme of the hallway looked different to me and i was just like and i'm not lying the hallway was black yeah it was a black hall there was no color at all yeah I was just like wait where the fuck are we he just he looks at me and he's like what are you talking about you're like I'm gonna stop

I'm gonna stop before Ricky never talks to me Morgan's in front of like the there's a prince mural backstage and Morgan's like in front of it for 15 minutes they're like but the show ended and what are you still doing here? Oh, I'm watching the show. I can't believe Prince is still kicking, man. And then what the fuck else happened? Oh, I guess somebody walked by our green room and one of our friends thought it was one of our friends outside

that was like, hey, FOMO. Yeah, they're like, hey, FOMO. And Garrett, did you say it? No, I didn't say it. It was Chet's. Oh, yeah. He goes, fuck off. Like jokingly. Because we thought it was like one ofet's. Oh, yeah. He goes, fuck off. Like, jokingly.

Because we thought it was, like, one of our friends. Like, they were just going to come in. He goes, hey, fuck off, buddy. We're like, dude, we didn't know that. Yeah, apparently it was, like, someone. We lost the fan. We lost the fan. It was somebody just, like, trying to meet us.

Someone was probably like, oh, my God. Those guys are assholes. But to whoever that person was, we're sorry. We're the only one they told me to fuck off. So that went well. well yeah that was pretty much the extent of the weekend we had a little we're just getting started

okay yeah no you have that yeah we ended up at Blind Tiger at like 1am after party no we didn't leave the venue till 2

yeah see I had it was like one of those nights you know and I rarely drink never drink on tour but you know for me I'm like three tequilas deep

and you know maybe and maybe five. Maybe five. You lost count for sure. I had to check my Uber, to get the timestamps to see when and where I was. Oh, I did the same thing. I don't recall. I know the show ended at two, so I know we left after that.

But I do not recall getting to that venue. I just remember coming to and just watching you nitty gritty and freak on playing. And then I almost fell over and I go, Morgan, it's time to go home. Oh yeah, me and Garrett barely fucking stand. And we're lucky it was shoulder to shoulder

because I was using those shoulders. I was like leaning on a stranger to stay vertical. I took a video of Garrett and I swear to God, his whole fucking fist was in his mouth. What were you doing? Yeah, if you look at it,

he's got his whole fucking fist in his mouth. There's the whole vape in his mouth. Yeah, I was trying to get it out. I lodged it in my throat so I didn't have to carry it around.

I just stuck it in there. I installed it in myself. This is like 1940s Hollywood shit where they spin the cigarette. You know, you got the vape. You're like, hey man, you got a flum I can borrow? And they're like,

and it like comes out. You're like, damn! Pop it out of my cheek. Yeah, yeah, right? That happened too. It's fucking dripping. Here you go, buddy. But it was one of those nights

where we let ourselves let the fuck loose for sure. Big moment for us. We're not 100% degenerates. I'd say Monday through Friday we go the least hard. Like I don't drink. No, I don't drink during the week.

I don't drink at night. Hardly ever, no. Yeah, but we get that one night a week. It's going to be a night. Ball's in your court because I can't play ball right now. Yeah.

Don't pass it to me because I'm about to tip. The whole reason I was partying anyway is I had my high school buddies in town so that just elevated the whole series. Yeah, of course. I mean going to the show would whole reason I was partying anyway was I had my high school buddies in town. Yeah, you got to stay. So that just elevated the whole experience. Yeah, of course.

I mean, going to the show would have been one thing. And then, you know, you got the boys in town. It's game over. I had the boys in town. It was game over. The boys were back. First time we'd been together, like, first time I'd seen a couple of them in two years.

That's how it got to see through. You had to let it off the handle. That's that fifth tequila right there. Yeah, but then we stumbled out to the Uber, luckily made it home with both of our headphones. Yeah, which were like in a cabinet in the green room. I don't know how we remembered to get those. Someone had their wits about them at some point.

Yeah, probably Grant. Yeah, probably someone who was in charge of us. That's how I told you I was good, dude. Okay, that's how I told you you were good. I was good. There was like an hour period where you weren't good. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. And you didn't even see me for that whole hour. That's how I know you weren't good. That was in a different room. Because I was with everyone we know, and you weren't good. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And you didn't even see me for that whole hour.

That's all I know you weren't good. That was in a different room. Because I was with everyone we know, and you weren't. You were lost. But yeah, we got home at a decent time, 3 a.m. I got eight hours. We got home at 3 a.m.? We didn't get to the after party until 3 a.m.

No, I checked the time stamp. We got home at 3.19. I got home for an hour. I mean, in drunk time, we were there for eight. Well, that makes more sense because I only remember being there for like five minutes. See, this is way more alarming for me because I left Blind Tiger

at 4.50 a.m. Yeah. And I thought you guys were there the whole time. No. He's like, hey, Morg, right? There's no one there. You're like, yeah.

The bartender's like, get out. Yeah. Me and the FOMO guys all Ubered home together, right? No, I made friends with my Uber. Shout out Amin. Oh, my God. Amin, we've all had him.

He came into Blind Tiger with him. And I do this occasionally. I'd say once a year I get the Uber driver to come in with you. Best story ever with that was I randomly had the Uber driver who was the head of majestic casual which is like a youtube like chill youtube channel vibe 10 years ago it's huge like and he had like sold it and wasn't doing much just driving uber and we were headed to a house party where mclovin was at no fucking way and so i brought yeah i was like hey man we're going to a house party it was at usc and does anyone know that actor's actual name? McLovin.

Christopher Mintz-Plasse. Yeah, I knew it was something. I went out of my way to learn it. I think you watch something where he's like, no one knows my name. And I was like, fuck bro, I'll learn your name. Yeah. You know, like. Yeah, he's like, fuck.

Like he just gets called McLovin for the rest of his fucking life. Yeah. Sorry about it. It's like. It's a good name. Yeah. It could be worse. You could be called John your whole life. That's just. That sucks. That's a good name. Yeah. It could be worse.

You could be called John your whole life. That's just... That sucks. That's why we renamed you J-Sus. Is there an H in the John? No. Yeah, it's spelled stupid. Ooh, you're a J-O-N.

He's a J-O-N. That's why we just call him J-Sus because we can't be having a John. You can't have any fucking no H. I know H. So was it not a religious John? Yeah. It's actually kind of a long story

with me being named. My parents didn't do the test to see if I was going to be a boy or a girl. They decided on girl, so they only had girl names. They decided it was going to be a girl? Yeah, they just decided. So they had girl names picked out. Born a boy. My mom's first pick, Tyrone.

Wow. Which my dad shot down. Dude, your whole life would be so much better. Way different. If your name was Tyrone and you just went by like Ty that's pretty fucking dope I would have to go by Ty yeah no you could go by Tyrone

yeah dude I think I think your dad just started writing down one letter at a time and just finally got to it no I was actually named by the nurse

oh really he's like J J R no no no J O okay that Joe okay J O N

okay just started mapping it out you know random combination of letters it gives your full name even Jonathan Joe, okay. J-O-N. Okay. Just started mapping it out. You know? Random combination of letters. Is your full name even Jonathan? It is Jonathan. But I don't like that one because I played on a soccer team

and at like nine years old, there was a whiny kid named Jonathan. Yeah, no. That's out. No offense to any Jonathans, but if you go by full Jonathan, it's just, I don't know. I don't know.

There's a vibe to it that I just don't. I've never met a really cool Jonathan you know what I mean it implies an uptight nature yeah right if you go by that

it's a long ass name cut it out and you can get over you can like supersede the uptight thing but you gotta be a cool motherfucking Jonathan and I'm not

so that's why we shortened it way up we even dropped the H for this guy yeah yeah what if you drop both H's Jonathan Jonathan Yeah, that's why you're John. We shortened it way up. We even dropped the H for this guy. Yeah, yeah. Like, what if you drop both H's?

Jonathan. Jonathan. Ooh, Jonathan. That sounds like maybe like a Portuguese spin. Ooh, yeah. Jonathan. Jonathan. Yeah.

Maybe it's French now. Jonathan. Yeah, Jonathan. Jonathan. Yeah. It's awkward, but... But yeah, to put a cap on it, we got home at three. I got a full eight hours.

I'm shook to know that we got home at three because I literally thought, oh, wait, I didn't go to bed. And then Garrett didn't go to bed. I stayed up the whole night. One of those guys. Fortunately. Yeah.

I mean, I did want to start off because, I mean, we were talking before. I'm not huge into the EDM. I haven't heard your music. Sure. I wanted to gauge, just through a couple of questions, if our music kind of stuff would align.

Okay. Because they love your stuff. Yeah. And Jay knows nothing about it. We're fine common denominator. Yeah. And, you know, just remember,

there are no right answers here, but there are wrong ones. So, totally. First one, I want to ask you, what would you say is your number one commercial jingle? Ooh. Number one commercial jingle.

And it can't be Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean. Probably maybe O'Reilly Auto Parts. O-O-O-O'Reilly. That's a good one. Oh, yeah. That's a good one. That's one of the acceptable answers. I'm going to have to go with 1-800-EMPIRE-TODAY.

Oh, yes. That's a good one. I forgot about, yes. That's a good one. I forgot about that one. That's a banger. Liberty, liberty, liberty. Liberty, liberty. That one's a good one. That's a good one.

I'll debate it because they're not around anymore, but one of the GOATs, the FreeCreditReport.com people. Oh, yeah. F-R-E-E, that spells free. FreeCreditReport.com, baby. Those guys are dinged up. Those are all absolute slackers. All right, so we're one for one there.

J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW. That one's on its own level, really. It's so weird how every time we start saying one, in my head, I know exactly how it goes. Commercial jingles are just toxic in your brain forever. Do you guys have,

did you have the Shane Company? Or is that an only... It might be a local thing. Shane Company we had, yeah. Because you guys are all bigger. Now you have a friend in had, yeah. Now you have a friend in the diamond business. Now you have a friend in the diamond business. The Shane Company. San Mateo, Cupertino, and

Walmart. That's a good one. Strong. You know, there's actually a, so this will help you on your electronic journey. G. Jones is like a abstract dubstep guy. Oh, you would love it. So he has a song called Diamonds, and it samples that.

No way. How did you not sample that? Oh, my God. Now you have a friend in the diamond. Oh, that's fire. Pew! Pew! Love that.

Okay, so we're one for one. We're doing great. Yeah, we're doing great. The next one, this one I think is is easy but we'll see how you go okay All Star by Smash Mouth okay

or Rock Star by Nickelback ooh oh my god I gotta go with All Star just cause that hit it such you have to you simply have to

yeah remember when we saw them in concert and you're just like give it to me that's the best concert I've ever been to in my entire life we saw them at Caboo right

yeah I have FOMO right now. Yeah. Because you haven't had the touch of it. Well, the best part about it is they have like a 30 to 40 minute set

and everyone's just waiting for that one song. Oh, yeah. And they're playing all this. Everyone's like, okay, yeah, no one's ever heard this. They have like one

that's a good one. I can't even remember the name. I'm a Believer from Shrek and then Walking on the Sun. Oh, yeah. That's like a solid, yeah. That was actually like a solid record. It's not even mockable. It's actually a good song. For believer. Oh, yeah. That's like a solid, yeah. That was actually like a solid,

like it's not even mockable. It's actually a good song. For sure. Yeah, the other two are like kind of just hilarious. Maybe just because they're associated with Shrek so heavily.

I mean, Shrek goes hard. We actually watched like half of Shrek 2 last night. Nice. And then we went into Dark Knight Rises. Yeah.

Okay, so the second installment of two great series, boy. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. We're sequel for sequel here. Yeah. Those are on par with each other, I'd say. Yeah. Okay, so the second installment of two great series, boy. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. We're sequel for sequel here. Yeah. Those are on par with each other, I'd say.

Yeah, they're both 10 out of 10. Wait, speaking of, have you seen the new Batman? No, we talked about it. We talked about it. Okay, we'll hold off on Batman. Okay, we'll hold off. Yeah.

There you go. You know, just a little bit of a touch. So two for two. I'm feeling really good. Two for two. I feel like we're, I feel way closer. All right.

The last one is kind of a fill in here. It's kind of, there's a lot of a touch. So two for two. I'm feeling really good. Two for two. I feel like we're, I feel way closer. The last one is kind of a fill in here. It's kind of, there's a lot of options here. Okay. Your number one either cartoon intro song or you can

delve into Disney soundtrack as a whole. Okay. But you can't go Spongebob because that's everyone's. I mean. Well, Spongebob is not

just the intro song. Every song they have on that show is a fucking dinger. It is. Rip My Pants. Oh, the quarter one? When I ripped my pants.

I mean, if you guys want to remix something, the freaking Jellyfish one. Jellyfish song. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. I would go for that. Boo, scratch. There's a, I have an edit of the, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. I have an edit of the Weethin's edit.

So it has been done. SpongeBob has been brought to the main stage. Yeah, he's been on the main stage. He's like, there's an artist called Weethins? I'm never surprised by an artist like him. No, but his name before he changed it to Weethin, it was literally Weethin. I think, yeah, and it kind of forced to change it

for obvious reasons. There was some reasoning behind it. Created differences. Some legal reasons. Yes, legal reasons. But no, I mean, my answer is probably boring, but they changed it so much

throughout the years too. The South Park theme song. Yeah. Okay. South Park has a classic. I wasn't thinking that. The adult cartoon is definitely in there. Yeah, totally.

Love it. But as far as the depth of the soundtrack of the show, you nailed it with SpongeBob, man. SpongeBob? My number one is the Pokemon. Fucking damn. Pokemon.

Oh my God. I want to be. It's like a fucking ballad. You know that guy had never heard, never watched the show, knew nothing about it before he recorded that song. There was a whole TikTok bit on it I caught in the last year or so. before he recorded that song there was a there was a whole like TikTok bit on it

I caught in the last year or so and he just went in yeah he was like the dude is an impressive story he was like a backup singer for Michael Jackson and like big Hollywood

studio musician and they like gave and they're like it's about these these monsters that you have to catch it's like he's like

oh I already got it that's literally the actual entire premise of the show He's like, oh, I already got it. That's literally the actual entire premise of the show. It's not a corporate marketing scheme at all. It's about friendships and monsters. But you have to catch them, and you can't let them go. Oh, and the number one monster, we call it Pikachu. Oh, no, I got it. He's like, no, I'm going to nail this.

One take. And he won't stay in the ball. He doesn't go in the ball. No. Well, where there's balls, I got it. He's like, no, I'm going to nail this. One take. And he won't stay in the ball. He doesn't go in the ball. No. Well, where there's balls, let's balls. Yeah. And the idea of Pokemon is so fucking weird because, like, you know, yeah, we've got these animals, right?

Yeah, they're like hybrid animal monsters. And they're, like, they're cool with, they're, like, so submissive. They're, like, they're cool with being put in this ball. In this miniature ball. You kind of got to beat them up a little bit first though. What's it like inside the ball? Yeah.

Yeah, it must be lit in there. It must be crazy. It might be lit inside the ball. That's the first metaverse in there probably. Yeah, that is. The OG metaverse is the Pokemon ball.

Because anything goes in that ball, dude. Yeah, you never know. Dude, there are different balls. Do you remember? There was like the Master Ball. Oh, there's the Ultra Ball. The Master Ball.

I'm catching that Entei and Gully version. Was that the purple one? What color was the Master Ball? It was tricked out. Ultra Ball. Oh, the Master Ball. I'm catching that Entei and Gully version. Was that the purple one? What color was the Master Ball? It was tricked out. There was another one too. It was Pimp for sure. You know, I'm thinking back to Blue version here.

I'm like, what the fuck did I have in my Pokedex, bro? Yeah, right? You got some hitters in there for sure. Yeah. And I love how like different balls caught, you know, Pokemon easier, right? Yeah. Well, you couldn't catch like an Entei without a Master Ball, dude. You didn't know.

I mean, you could. Ultra Ball's not working. You're getting one shake and he's busting out. He's just going to shake it and he's out. You're going to Pokemon. So what they don't tell you is that these Pokemon are actually, it has nothing to do with them sustaining damage. That's not why they're getting in the ball.

They're like, okay, fine, I'll get in the Master Ball. It's like, well, I'm not going to get in an average Pokeball. What the fuck do you think I am? What am I, a Gengar? Like,ar like come on man i need some sweet things you know like yeah i want to be in the pit palace yeah it looks like hey arnold's house inside the master ball must be busting on the inside as fuck i'm picturing like a miami coke mansion you know they're all in there just partying yeah there's like pokemon concubines in there. And all these like, what are the flower bells?

I'm not, The Master Ball definitely has like a brothel or like a bathhouse. It's got that. Out of 300, where the little monster dude's walking through the tent with all the little prostitutes just like dancing.

It's exactly like that. Pikachu's like, fucking leave me in here. Leave my ass in here. I ain't coming out. Don't even take me out. That's fucking good shit. Well,

I'd say you passed. I'd say we're good. He was three for fucking three. Three for three on that. I'm glad. That was big for me. You got any more? Or is it three?

No, that was it. That was it. Cool, cool. Just a little litmus test. It's one of those tests like if you keep missing,

it gets longer. Yeah. I gave you like a chance. You have like makeup questions. But if you knock it out of the park, then you're just 100%. Yeah. Keep on. All right, so we got some interview questions,

just so people can get to know you a little bit better. All right. I'm assuming everyone listening to this probably knows who Dr. Fresh is. Yeah. Just in case you don't. No, these aren't standard interview questions. No, I'm just kidding. Okay, we don't do that.

No, we're sharing new things. Yeah, we don't do that on this show. This is going to be you really get to know Dr. Fox. All right. So recently you put out a song called Shake That, which has some pretty deep lyrics. The track goes, Shake that ass for me,

Shake that ass for me. Yes. What exactly does this mean to you? You know, you think about just the deeper you go in electronic music, the more subliminal the messaging is like you know you think i think back to like some of my favorite deep lyrics in edm like porter robinson language like like give me release let the the rain and the wind fall over me and then the girl just goes, yeah.

Because I need room to breathe. Because on surface level, it means rain, but I think we're kind of alluding to something else. Yes. I'm wondering what

your record Shake That is more alluding to. On surface level, you could just interpret it like the kind of literal interpretation here. Shake that ass. Shaking ass

and ass and popular culture. We're talking about a badonk you know. Like shake that ass. Shaking ass. And ass and, you know, popular culture. We're talking about, you know, a badonk donk. Yeah, for sure. The rear end. Yeah. The behind, you know. We're just, we're moving, we're shaping dump trucks.

But Tony, you're a little deeper than that, aren't you? I have a feeling this means something else. It's more of the tone behind it. It's more of like a please than it is a statement. It's like, shake that ass. Please just shake that ass. It's more of the, I think it's more the for me part. Like, yeah, you can shake that ass. Just for me. But can you do it for me? Yeah. You know? Yeah. It's not me. Please just shake that ass. It's more of the, I think it's more of the for me part. Like, yeah, you can shake that ass

just for me. But can you do it for me? Yeah. You know? Yeah. It's not me. Just more. That's not everyone's ass.

What for me means here is actually for you. Ooh. You know? Like, what I'm saying is dancing, shaking your butt, man. It's so liberating.

Don't do it for anyone else. Yeah, for sure. Don't do it for anyone else. But for me, do it for you. Yeah, that's it. I don't need to see you dancing. I want you to dance for yourself. I'm going to close my eyes while you do it for anyone else but for me do it for you yeah I don't want I don't need to see you dancing I want you to dance for yourself

I'm gonna close my eyes while you do it mama yes exactly I'm gonna turn around and give you some space yeah you know like

clear out the dance floor she's gonna have to shake that thing all over yes exactly I love that yes it's more of like a confidence thing

yes for them yeah you know what I mean it's the it's the find yourself in any movie I them yeah you know what I mean it's the find yourself in any movie I'm not some misogynistic pig that needs to see some woman

shaking her ass I want her to let loose yeah who said it was a girl too confident yeah that's facts well I guess

Free Cotton okay I caught myself there Free Cotton totally said hey girl hey girl I heard a girl in there that's the only reason I said it but hey boy

there's the name yeah hey boy you can shake your old thing. That's what I'm saying. Remix coming up. And my boys shake some shit. And my boys know how to shake it for sure. That's why when we did this music video where we're like walking around like night at the museum basically,

the Ben Stiller flick, and we're traveling through and we see all these bodacious sculptures and paintings. And so that's why I was – I thought it was really important to bring, you know, sculptures of all genders in. I was like, we're trying to promote everyone shaking it here. Oh, yeah. Everyone needs to shake a little ass here and there. Dude, for real. You know what I mean?

Yeah, you're too uptight. Shake that ass for me. Just loosen the fuck up. I don't need to see it. Shake that ass for me because you need to shake that shit. Go into the bathroom and shake your ass if you have to. Just do it. If you need five, just shake that ass, bro.

Yeah. Come on. I think I just got a new morning routine. I'm waking up and I'm shaking some rum. You could. If that's not how you start your day, it's going to be. You're blowing it. You're simply blowing it. Yeah, don't roll over and turn it. The second that alarm goes off, throw your phone and shake that ass. No Instagram shit.

That's what we're going for. I love the message. I love the message. In an absolute banger. No Instagram shit. That's what we're going for. I love the message. Thank you. I love the message. In an absolute banger of a record. In a nutshell. Yep. This is going to go so well.

We're off to a great start. We're doing it. Okay, here we go. If you could be one thing that is fresh, what would you be? Oh, my God. Well, it's hard to say food because then food, I'd get eaten. Food goes bad. Yeah. Food also goes bad. One thing that is fresh. Oh, my God. Well, it's hard to say food because then food, I'd get eaten. Food goes bad. Yeah.

Food also goes bad. One thing that is fresh, oh, my gosh. Well, you know, we could go into the dental category, the dental variety here. Yep. A cool mint. Maybe an evergreen. Yeah. What's your favorite flavor?

What's your favorite flavor of mint gum? You know, I'm like a green five gum guy. Green, so like a spearmint. Spearmint, thank you, thank you. That's fresh. I would say I would like to be like a bar of Irish Spring. That's fresh as fuck. Oh my God, yeah.

It smells fabulous. Maybe a little Old Spice Fiji body wash. Wow. I put some thought into this. Two in one? You guys, when you're talking Old Spice, there's only one scent. Extra Fresh, my guys.

Extra Fresh, my guys. If your bathroom isn't stocked to the ceiling with that shit, then you need to change it. I'm sweating things. FKA Red Zone, now Old Spice. I've been wearing the Extra Fresh scent. Is that what it used to be called, the Red Zone scent? Red Zone was like their sub-brand.

They tried to make it the Lexus to their Toyota. I wasn't buying it. Yeah, I mean. I mean, I was buying it. I feel like an old, old. I was. But I didn't believe it when I bought this. I wasn't buying the Vision.

I got the Costco pack. I was surprised you went with just extra fresh because I'm a big fan of their man scents that they have, like the wolf thorn. Oh, you like those? The bear blaster. Those ones are a little too earthy for me.

I like just like the classic pierce boar or like the fucking Well, I just like rubbing it on and feeling, you know, like, oh! Eagle boar! The label is literally

like a fucking eagle carrying a fucking deer. Man scent, really. Yeah, that's a man scent. It's like, do you want Game of Thrones? Do you want Vikings? Yeah, no, they've got some manly shit going on. Yes.

Yes. So much yes. I got an interview question, too, if you want. Yeah, bust it out. I was perusing Wikipedia, your Wikipedia page. Okay. There was a lot of references in there to your sibling, your famous sibling that we didn't know about.

How close are you with James Corden? I don't want to say, hey, man. Let's get one thing straight. Drew Carey is my famous sibling. Because he's actually funny. That's your dad. That's your dad. This is my fucking dad, man.

Yeah, that's your dad. James Corden, don't put me in the same family. that man is the most unfunny that's why i figured you didn't want to be you didn't want to be represented it was like we're not trying to we were on good terms for the first 18 minutes and 15 seconds of this jay you just insulted the man congratulations congratulations you're gone in the seth rogan direction too i could have well i just went by the wik. Oh, it's on Wikipedia. It's on there. That's fine.

You need to edit that thing up. Yeah. Well, he does the singing in the car thing, so I thought the musical connection was there. Sure, you know. Management, get on it. All right, all right. Fine, fine, fine.

All right, here we go, here we go. That was about the whole Wikipedia page, though. That was the only thing on it. Yeah, I think I might have been on James Corden's Wikipedia page, actually. Famous siblings, Dr. Fresh. Yes. Hey, if you were a rapper, what would your rapper name be? Oh my God.

I mean, Dr. Fresh is pretty close. Dude, it's so hard because my name is like literally... It's pretty universal. You could do it for anything. You know. Would it just be Tony? It'd probably be Tony Fresh. That's my name.

Little Tony. T-Fresh. Little Tony. It's funny because I got irked because older athletes I played sports with or people in high school that thought they knew me well would be like, yo, T-Fresh, what up? And so I was always like, you know, that's not my name.

That's not my name. I'm not T-Fresh. I hadn't found the doctor yet. So I can't go with T-Fresh. I'm going found the doctor yet. So the, you know, but, so I can't go with tea fresh. I'm going to go with my name,

man. I mean, your name's pretty fucking fresh. I, and yeah. I can't take my flow and delivery seriously enough. Very fitting. So like, I've like helped ghost write some of rappers' verses on my tracks.

Uh-huh. So like, I enjoy doing that. I was going to say, I feel like you got some bars in you for sure. I mean, you know. You can write them.

At least a bar. I'm a good stoned freestyler. If you put a grime instrumental on, like, yeah. And a dam rig in front of you. I got to admit, that is a really cool, like, party trick to have. Yeah. Me and Morg were fucked up at a little house party, and two dudes just started freestyle rapping.

Just, I wish I could. It's like doing a backflip. Oh, yeah. I just wish I could do it. It's as impressive as a backflip, I think. Sometimes even more if you start roasting people around you, too. Yeah, you start throwing a little roast rap in there. Game over.

We used to do rap battles in the middle school lunch court for sure. It's a great way to passive-aggressively get things off your chest. Yeah. Party situations especially. For sure. You're macking on my girl, bro. You didn't even know. I'm sitting in the corner, bottling up this flow.

Oh, shit. Here he goes. Where's the dabs at? Oh, shit. We don't have to. I love it. Okay, let's see here. Shit, cousin.

What is your most embarrassing DJ experience? Oh, man. Okay. We were talking about CrossFest earlier. This is great. So I think I was opening up the main stage at Cross, maybe like five, six years ago. So I'm like, all right, 3 p.m. or whatever, 2 p.m.,

whatever the set time was. I'm like, I got to make a big, big intro. I'm going to go out of my ordinary set here. At the time, Brazilian bass was big. You know, this is going to go all over your head. You won't understand. I totally got Brazilian bass in my shit, dude. If you had to guess how it goes with your mouth.

Brazilian bass? Yeah. I'm thinking bongo-y. I'm thinking maybe like some fruit in there, like a fruit slatter. Someone has to be wearing a fruit hat. If you had to beatbox it, how would you think it goes? A little Brazilian. That's not far off.

That's pretty spot on. Do you really listen to a lot of Brazilian bass? I'm a big Brazilian bass guy. Yeah. Well, you know, so I was loading up this Brazilian, and it was like a particular, I think it was a lock or one of those guys, one of those tracks. And it had this intro that was like,

the heart beats so many times per second. And ding, ding. And it was like a very, very long vocal buildups, like two minutes of the shit. And then it went into a drop. And so I was in the Airbnb before CrossFest in San Diego doing this shit. in the Airbnb before CrossFest in San Diego doing this shit. And I had

used so I'd used plug-ins to remove the bass. I love that you started talking to him. He's like, you're going to get this. Jay doesn't understand this shit, so let me put it in layman's terms. And for the people out here. For the people at home. So I'd used a filter that cut the bass out in the build-up, right?

And so I went into the drop-off of another song in this intro and I forgot to like the filter basically the filter was affecting the whole group when it was meant to affect one track so there was no bass on the drop of the track. Oh the intro track? Yeah but I just cut off like everything

under like 200 hertz so you could hear like most of the track like basically you'd even hear the kick drum a little bit but it didn't have any sub. And so I get there like big intro, everyone from Cross has come in and then it like, it dropped and I'm like, oh shit. And I look at the mixer and everything's fine.

I hadn't in my head, I didn't know what was going wrong yet. You thought it was like a production, if you're not something on the actual song. Yeah. So I'm like, oh fuck, let me like, fuck. Like, and I'm like, oh my God. Freaking out a little bit. And so I go over to the sound guys.

I'm like, where's the bass? Where's the bass? And they're like, you're good. And then so in my headphones, I'm like, ah, fuck. I'm sorry, guys. The bass is cut out. Give me a second. So I play it again, and I cue it up on another.

Oh, you restarted it? No, in my headphones. I'm like, guys, there's a problem with the music. We're going to start in a couple minutes. I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ. And all these people. It we're gonna start in a couple minutes I'm like Jesus fucking Christ and all these people it's main stage too it's not like one of

the smaller ones so I'm like in my headphones and I'm like I'm realizing it like I had made this edit and I'm like queuing it up and everything in the mixer

is fine and I'm like and then I queue up another song and the kick on the other song just comes in right away and I'm like I fucked it

I fucked it it's horrifying so I yeah I mean I'm pretty good at coming back from a loss live but that was you can take a punch i feel like you handle it yeah it's all about just having fun with it because yeah we've we've yeah similar story for us at like our first time ever headlining at omnia we were residents there opening up for like three years they finally gave us a headline spot we were

so hyped and the very first uh fucking song we play the guy had it on uh he was had a laptop before so he didn't turn it back to digital on the input so that so the first track works and then we go it's a mash-up on the first song like we change the build like yeah oh my god building the drop switches so and i'm fucking put the other song all the way up fucking nothing nothing. And we're like, oh. No signal coming up or anything. I'm like, no. Oh my God. But our friends put it together.

They start chanting our name and shit. Yeah, everyone started chanting because it took us a second to figure it out. It's a good comeback story though. Yeah. Fuck. And then we just, you know, just ripped a completely different song.

We didn't even redo the intro. We're like, fuck. Even better than that, Garrett fucked it super hard one time. We're opening for Lost Kings. Okay. And they do their big intro. They're like standing fuck. Even better than that, Garrett fucked it super hard one time. We're opening for Lost Kings. Okay. And they do their big intro. They're like standing up on the stage, and he fucking ejects the USB on us.

Oh, my God. I went to like sneakily grab mine because I was like, I'm not going to come back up on stage. I want to get out of their way. And we have the same exact USB. It's just like the standard fucking SanDisk one. You know that it ducks the sound now, right? It doesn't actually stop it.

If you try to eject, at least on the Nexus, I think— It won't just cut it. No, no, no. You'll hear the sound drop by like 6 or 12 dB. If you're trying to eject something that's playing it, it ducks the sound for you. So the next time you have to do this shit and you're in that scenario, you could press it,

and if the sound drops down— So you know you're on the wrong one. Yeah. I like that. That's like a useful thing that they added for sure. I have done that as well, not in front of as big of a moment. It was fucked. It was like filling out job

applications in the morning. That was actually way more embarrassing than the other thing because they turn around and they're like, what the fuck? I was like, oh, they're not going to ever like us. The Kings are lost now. Yeah. They were extra lost. And it was like

during the buildup. Like, they got up on stage on the mic, said, yeah, what the fuck is up? It's like an orchestral. You're old. I was sweating fucking bullets.

It's like, why don't you put that fucking phone down? God damn it. Fuck, that sucked. Well, that's it. But it's one of those things where it's like, I don't you put that fucking phone down? And then it just burned. God damn it. Fuck, that sucked. Well, that's it. But it's one of those things where it's like, I'll never do that again.

No. Yeah. You got to learn. I feel like you shouldn't have to learn that one. Yeah, that was something I should have just known not to fuck. Do you have any weird human talents? Yeah, I have like triple jointed thumbs. Oh, those fuckers bend.

Yeah, hold on. Yeah, you won't hear me as well, but. I can, uh, see how far I can get it back. Oh, God, this is going to be scary. Oh, God. Oh, oh, oh, no. Oh, no. Get that out of here.

For those of you at home, he's fucking bending his thumb back against his wrist. He's bending his thumb in half. Oh, my God. Oh, no. And that's not painful at bending his thumb back against his wrist. He's bending his thumb in half. Oh, my God. And that's not painful at all. No, no, no. It just kind of flexes that. Thumbs normally look like that. Wow.

That's some serious art. You could, like, touch somebody to your right or left with that. Can I say I didn't know you could go triple on the joint? I've heard double. Well, because is the one this one? Is that what you're saying? And then the double is the top? Yeah, I don't know? I don't know.

I don't know. Somebody just said triple, and I liked how it rocks, so I've been rocking it. Quadruple joint. So many goddamn joints. Like anyone would be able to contest that. Anybody else have some? There's about eight in there.

A doctor's like, actually, you're metatarsals or something. Do you have any? No, I didn't. You don't have any what questions no fucking talents oh you're asking me yeah like next question no um not really i'm pretty bland really yeah like special human talents yeah like i can like move my entire skull oh that's cool yeah the one-handed clap really goes my whole I can move my whole head. Like, if I'm going to show... That's some Charlie Chaplin shit, dude. Oh, that's pretty...

Look at the camera and do that. That's fucking crazy, dude. It's like a muscle. You need to bust that out in a music video at some point. Yeah, just fucking dance and just... While you were developing, your brain was like, it's okay. And then we just give him an extra muscle. He's going to need something.

But yeah, I could do the fucking one-handed clap. That's pretty fucking cool. Oh, that's cool. I can't get my fingers loose enough. Or the fucking... All right, let me try that one. I can't get my fingers loose enough to do that. Oh, it takes so long to learn.

Yeah, it's weird. He's dipping. Oh, yeah. I could hit this. Can you snap multiple fingers? Oh, like more than just your middle finger? Oh, yeah. I can get a little of my ring finger.

There you go. Clip this whole thing. The dumbest fucking podcast in the world. But yeah. You're the guy at the slam poetry session who's like snapping with like eight joints and you're like, damn, you know. But yeah, have you guys seen the guy,

the world record fucking clapper in one minute no that's how I learned this one that's the most unreal thing in the world I think his world record in a minute is something crazy

like 4,000 oh he goes dumb it's like a crazy amount how do you keep counting that really yeah slow-mo that video

you have to slow-mo the video and listen to each individual clap I can put my ear inside my ear that one's pretty cool oh yeah that's pretty weird

the self-sustaining earplugs oh wow yeah instead of earplugs? Oh, wow. Yeah, instead of earplugs, I just rock the fucking... Holy shit. I've never even tried to do that. It just folds inside. Yeah, the way you learned that you could do that

is more concerning than anything. Why do you know you can do that? Some kid in fucking like kindergarten knew how to do it, and I was like, you're going to have to run that by me. You're going to need this one. And then I saw him like 10 years later,

and I was like, you remember this? And i was like you remember this and he was like what are you talking about what the fuck is wrong with you my dad yikes you were the one that was flexing you just passed this on to me just to be weird he's like i'm gonna fuck with this game he's like he's gonna be showing people this for the rest of his life you're at the same party like an hour later hey like hey can you do this yeah you see the guy doing that it's like a larry david moment yeah He pretended he couldn't do the ear thing. He literally just told me he couldn't fucking do it.

Let's go, baby. All right. It's time to get spicy. Yes. It's my favorite segment right now. Yeah. So we're doing truth or drink, but we're not fucking degenerate.

Today's a Monday, so. Yeah. We're going to keep it together. Should we just talk about the, well, let me show off the goods for everybody here. I think this is important. We got Nando's Peri Peri sauce. So for all our UK, South African, of course,

Canadian viewers as well, Australian, really all the Commonwealth countries here. All the places that have it besides this country. Right. And dude, you know, when you were saying that earlier though, I might be mistaken. Fact check me here.

But I heard a story that there was some random offshoot Nando's franchise. Like some dude has it in Virginia near D.C. Really? Yes. So look this up. Nando's. It sounds like he's about to get a lawsuit thrown at him. No, no.

I think it's like an official. But I think the guy loved Nando's so much. He like priced some ball or just bought a fucking. He's like, I'll give you as much as you want. Bring the Nando's to Virginia. Like, I don't even care how much we make off this. I just want to eat this shit. He just wants to be able to have it.

Well, I did hear they were expanding to the US, but I don't know when. Dude, it'd be a good fucking decision. It's one of my favorite fast, casual places. Like if you go to London or anywhere in the UK, you got to go to Nando's. It's like a fucking staple. And so for people who don't know about Nando's,

you know, I'll give another 30 seconds. I want to drain the whole fucking show with talking about how much I love chicken. It's a to Nando's. It's like a fucking staple. And so for people who don't know about Nando's, you know, I'll give another 30 seconds. I want to drain the whole fucking show with talking about how much I love chicken. It's a good Nando's. They're a sponsor, so we're good.

Yeah, yeah. Thank you, Nando's. A 30-minute Nando's cut. It's like Panera Bread prices, but the quality is just like, you can't even, people would be insulted that I put it

in the same room. Yeah. You know, but that's why it's so great. It's fast casual. You go in. But it's money. You spend like 20 bucks. So good. And you You know, but that's why it's so great. It's fast casual. You go in. But it's money. You spend like 20 bucks.

So good. And you get like, you can get a whole chicken breast, like two different sides, like those peri fries. Oh my God. It's fucking good. Yeah.

And they have just a variety of sauces and I'm a sauce boss. So we went with the double extra hot for this segment. This is no fucking joke here, guys. This is like, anytime I see an X or some skulls on a hot sauce. We spared no expense on making the segment, you know, work. This is like... Anytime I see an X or some skulls on a hot sauce...

We spared no expense on making this segment work. It's going to fuck us a little bit. This is now through the drink spicy edition today. So how much are we going to take? A whole shot, last word? I'd say about a quarter shot. I was thinking half a shot. Let's do half a shot. We'll see how we handle it. Strong and bold. Let's see how we handle it.

Do we want to crack it open? I'll crack it open right now. Morgan, take it away. Okay. You got some smoke. Are we going to do a round table? Everyone has to answer the same questions? Or do we have specific ones? If you could think of it. You don't have to. But do you have specific ones for people?

No. Okay. Some of them are easy, but if you have to think too long, just the next person. Okay. What is the stupidest thing you've done under the influence? I got a good answer for this. Man, I was in Mexico spring break 2010. Mine's in Mexico too.

It's where you unleash the beast. Cancun, St. Patrick's Day, and we got home from Raging Night Out, and I saw this like little Buddha statue or it might have been like a speak no evil kind of like monkey, you know. And we're talking about maybe like two feet high, absurdly heavy. And so we had one of those rooms facing the pool at the Grand Oasis, Cancun. I'm just like fully implicating myself here. So everyone knows exactly where and when this happened.

They're going to be looking for you. We were like, dude, this thing would look bitching in our room. Like, it's not like we're stealing it. We're just relocating. It was on the property. It was on the property. I'm 19, 2010 here. So I'm going in, my buddy and I are like, yeah, we got to move it up. So we start taking it up to our room and we get to our wing of the hotel and we hear, sir, stop, drop it right now. So we listened to the guy, we drop it and it falls. Like we're on the edge of the balcony, kind of like, you know, carrying it to our room and we just drop it to the next floor down in the lobby and it lands. In the lobby? Yeah. So it's like a, you know, they're like wings of the hotel. We're in our wing.

So it's the wing of our, you know, the lobby of our wing. Entryway to your wing or whatever. Yeah, yeah. So there are like 200 rooms in this part of the hotel. And we're on the first floor up, second floor, whether ground floor down below. We drop it a whole story down. It lands on a planter, like a four or five foot tall like pot with a tree on top. And it breaks the whole thing.

Oh my God. And so they're like, sir. And they start running at us and I start running away. And my buddy, Seth is smart about this whole thing. He just, he just stands there and he was like,

it was him. Oh my God. And so he had my back. Yeah. That's a boy right there. These guys corner me and I, I'm not, I'm not a violent dude, but these guys corner me and i i'm not i'm not a violent dude

but uh these guys corner me and i'm like they're both like five i'm very tall if you can't tell i i mean morgan's bigger than me but i'm six four you know big dude i played football even though i was third string and so i'm like i just move these guys to the side and then i run and just dart and i start running down the beach and i'm like okay i'm gonna make it i'm gonna make it and i see guys coming in front of me and then I start running the other way. There are guys coming behind me. I got tackled

by like six security guards. Yes. And then they threw me out of the hotel. I sneaked. How many days left did you have? It was St. Paddy's Day.

I have a pretty good memory for dates, man. Even, I want to say it was the Wednesday. I want to say it was Wednesday, March 17th, 2010.

Fact check. Here comes the legal team. Look up the police reports. No, no, no police reports. I'll get to the resolution in a second. But basically they tackled me, kicked me out. I snuck back in. I got a call and they're like, Mr. Fresh, come down.

They know you're in the room. Yeah, so they brought me into like an interrogation room and they're like, give us $300. That's all they wanted. Yeah. You can get away with some shit for pretty cheap actually. I was like, I'm so sorry. You got cash, you can do whatever. Yeah. Yeah so I was. Yeah, you can get away with some shit for pretty cheap actually. I was like, I'm so sorry. You got cash, you can deal with it.

Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. You know, obviously I didn't want to hurt anybody. No, no. Yeah. It was dumb. Did the statue survive the drop?

The statue actually, to my knowledge, did. So it just obliterated this planter and the statue just. Yeah. Yeah. And it kind of looked artistic so they left it it's actually kind of a vibe it looks like

this monkey just came down and said sir we're gonna pay you donkey kong shit we're gonna pay you $300

how much do you want for your art piece so I paid the damages and it was done but that was pretty dumb yeah I'll go yeah mine's for sure

mine's in Mexico so I was gonna do my Mexico one, but this one kind of hits a little bit harder. So this is like sophomore year of college. I'm fucking... Sophomore year, me and John lived together. And we just moved in the same house. We had been apart for like a year

because I went to SDSU and then they came after. And I was drunker than all shit. And there's like a Shabbat house or Chabad house on the way home. And I walked by and I was like, than all shit, and there's like a Shabbat house or Chabad house on the way home, and I walked by, and I was like, might as well peek ahead,

and so I open up the door, and there's like nobody in there, so I go in, and they have like a bunch of robes and like books and shit, and I go in there, and I just fucking take a photo shoot of myself like reading fucking scrolls.

Ancient Jewish scrolls. I didn't get caught, so that was a good part, but that's one of my dumber things that I've done. Yeah, because if you had gotten caught that wouldn't have been pretty.

I got a robot that's just like, sir, what are you doing? I'm like, God. That was a good story. I'm almost sure I can't say mine.

So you want to take a little shot? You got a number two? The sauce got too hyped up so I'm going to give it a shot. We're going to have to give this man a shot. Oh, let's go.

Let's go. First shot. We're taking it out of this is a shot glass from Belgium here. That is a fancy little... It could be a Nando's. Very fitting. Let's give him a little round and a half.

Yes, dude. Oh my God. You don't get no water either. It's about 60%. No water, no milk. Hit me with that. Let's see it. How does it smell? Come on, Jay.

It smells really Chipotle. Yeah, baby. It's pretty dense, huh? It's thick like a cocktail sauce. It's more of a marinade. Yeah. It's definitely not something you shoot. Is there any left in there, Jay?

There's a little left. Yeah. Yeah, you kind of pussied that out. How's the spice level? What would you give it? It's a slow heat. Yeah. But it's building.

I can feel my face getting redder. Yeah, it's definitely red. You look visibly uncomfortable. Yeah, which is what we're going for. I can tell you. As a reminder, there are two restrooms here in the building. I will say that I can hold this down, but it's going to be a plotter later.

Yeah. There's going to be a ring of fire. Okay. Okay. Yes, it's coming. All right. I'm going to lose the sweater. There we go. This. Okay. Yes. It's coming. All right. I'm going to lose the sweater. There we go.

This is what we wanted. Yeah. This is what we wanted. I wish I told the story. Fuck the jail time. Yeah. Fuck the jail time. Well,

now you just got a preview of the story. Yeah. All right. Next question. Out of the three of us, who are you smashing first and why? Oh, my God.

An explanation, too? Probably John because— I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. You know, I feel like he would be the most annoying the morning after. Oh, yes. So that's definitely a smash.

Just smash and bounce. Leave before he wakes up. Yeah. Oh, you're leaving me in the morning? No breakfast that's definitely a smash. Just smash and leave before he wakes up. Oh, you're leaving me in the morning? No breakfast? Smash and no breakfast. No breakfast. Damn.

Smash and then lay down. I can tell you you're going to be all up in your head after the act. I would be, yeah. Coming for business. So, you know, what are we doing today?

Want to do something? It's a nice day out. Maybe go to the park? I don't know what you're doing. I'm out of here. Okay, this one's also for you. Okay. If you were rescuing people from a burning building

and you had to leave one person behind in this room, who would it be? Oh, God. Same answer. I'm fucking him and then leaving him. Sounds like it's got to be. Probably Garrett because he's the least capable of helping anybody else. Yeah, yeah.

Well, we're just going to have to do it. Easiest to carry out. Easiest to carry out. Least likely to be buried up. Least likely to carry anyone else out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's fair.

I wouldn't be able to help anyone in the room, so. Well, hey, if you work with that logic, yeah, Morgan, you're fucked, bro. I can't carry you. I mean, I could, but I'd probably hurt myself and we'd both go down in the process. Yep. You'd lose a leg and then you're both fucked.

Okay. Roast everyone in the process. Yep. You'd lose a leg and then you're both fucked. Okay. Roast everyone in this room. Okay. Well, John knows nothing about EDM, but for some reason is wasting all of his time on a podcast for two DJs. Yes. Yeah, right?

Got him. Yeah, I felt that. That was the perfect amount of burn too. That was nice. Give me a shot for that. I felt that. You deserve that. Yeah, give me a shot. Yeah, right? Got him. Yeah, I felt that. That was the perfect amount of burn, too. That was nice. Give me a shot for that. I felt that. You deserve that. Yeah, give me a shot.

Yeah, that was so hot. That was so hot, you need to feel it internally. You need an internal. Morgan took Adderall to get ready for the show, but still couldn't figure everything out on time. Still took him a fucking hour to fucking set it up. And, you know, somehow. God.

You can't start with something. I know that I can never tour internationally with FOMO now because Garrett almost got arrested three times in one night in Mexico. And it's just a simple lie. That's so fair. I'll take that for sure. Leave me off the international portion yeah

it's time for the philosopher's stone wait wait wait okay ladies and gentlemen, Philosopher's Stone with Big Brain Bunges. Here we go. Fuck us up, daddy. This one's for daddy fresh.

Close your eyes. You need to close your eyes for this one. If you were blind, how would you ask for a drink? How would you ask? I guess I could still speak. That's about the same. You're out of line. He goes mute and blind instantly.

I went immediately Helen Keller. The smartest one of all. Let's see here. Wait, yeah. If you were blind, how would you... Hey, can someone pass me a fucking drink? Let's see. There's so many good ones. Where do I want to go here?

Just take us on a journey. Okay, this one's for Garrett. It's more of a riddle. No, this one's not for Garrett. I'll do this one first. Okay. It's a riddle. I come in a lot of...

Wait. Okay. here we go I'm shorter than a minute but longer than a second for others I'm about an hour but never happen twice in one day what am I wait shorter than a minute longer than a second

I'm shorter than a minute but longer than a second for others I'm about an hour but never happen twice in a day. Is it the hour thing on a clock? No. Is that shorter? It's... Okay.

Let's forget it here, so... No, no, no. It's just like that. I mean, we all try to figure this out. All right, all right. Never happen twice. Never happen twice in a day. Is it... I mean, it's got to be something related to time, I'm trying to figure this out alright alright never happen twice second never happen twice in a day

is it I mean it's gotta be something related to time I'm assuming is it a word in that oh no okay think of it like this is it time

you want me to read it again time no damn wait wait wait no you don't need to read it again I'm getting the grasp here

shorter than a minute longer than a second never happen twice in a day is it is it sunset sunrise sunset sex with Garrett oh never happened twice a day is it is it sunset sunrise sunset

sex with Garrett oh fuck you so it was it was for me god damn it god team god team

god team god team that's ten points for Gryffindor right there for sure ten points for Gryffindor you didn't need to just bury me like that. Oh my God.

I thoroughly enjoyed that. I was like in full Tom Riddle. That was a setup. That was a fucking hit job. You got to call him Tom Riddles. Tom Riddles, yes. Yeah. That's a fucking genius idea.

What's a word or phrase that can mean two different things based off your tone? Fuck. Elaborate. Like, fuck you. Oh, fuck. That feels good. You could keep it at the word fuck. You could be like...

Oh, like fuck or fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Yeah. Fuck! Fuck! That's a really good...

Almost any curse word. Yeah, pretty much. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. Yeah. Okay, let's see. Oh, God, that sauce. Okay, let's get deep here.

Yeah, don't do a second one. Yeah. Promise that. Yep. Because it's going over the burn again and restarting. I have the burn in the stomach and now it's back in the mouth. It's ticking down to the fucking bomb. It's back in the burn again and restarting. I have the burn in the stomach, and now it's back in the mouth.

It's ticking down to the fucking bomb. There's a trail. Yeah. It's a fucking Looney Tunes little fucking going right down. Okay. Why do we squint when we can't see? Why would we make our eyes smaller when we're trying to look at something?

There's probably a real reason for this. I think it narrows your line of focus, maybe? So you're kind of getting rid of anything else. If anything, it makes it harder. It's probably in line with turning down music when you're trying to find a parking spot. When you're driving and you can't see because the music's so loud.

I can't see with the music that loud. I'm trying to read the words on the piano music over there. But like,. Or it doesn't do anything but it feels good. I can't see with the music that loud. I'm trying to read the words on the piano music over there. But like, no, it doesn't really help me. When I open my eyes, I can read the little boxes right there. But when I squint,

I can't read it at all. I've got astigmatism. Do you do that? Do you squint when you can't see? For sure. Yeah. It's like a natural thing to do, but it doesn't help, I don't think.

Do you have an answer for this? I squint more when I can't hear. Like, you's like a natural thing to like do, but it doesn't help, I don't think. Do you have an answer for this? I squint more when I can't hear. Like, you know when you're talking to someone and they say something, and you're like, what? And then they say it again, and you still didn't hear it, and you're like, huh?

Okay. I'm going to walk in right here. Say that again. Is there an answer for that? It's not really, but some people think it's because it concentrates the amount of light that's coming into your eyes

that's what I was thinking initially okay so there's a serious answer that makes sense that makes sense let's see we never get the

simple answer really no what's the most interesting thought you've had while on drugs what is the dumbest probably the same

thought yeah right I thought it was interesting at the time but it was also dumber than bricks. What was that thought you had while you were in Palm Springs?

Or what was it? Oh. Yeah, well, I was on a butt-ton of mushrooms and no one else was on them. So I'm the only one on mushrooms. Why'd you do that? You know. Just, okay.

But I had a thought. I had a, like, it was like a super self-conscious, like, I suck thought. And it was like, do people actually think I'm funny? Or is it like... All pity laughs? Like, yeah, like, have I ever gotten a genuine laugh or something?

Like, you... Whoa, that's kind of deep and weird, right? You could potentially never really know. Yeah, like, or it was more even deeper than that. I was like, do people just laugh at what's supposed to be funny? Like, do they actually think it's funny? Or is it just like they were like, oh, that's on comedy kind of joke stuff. That's deep.

So that was a thought I had. That's deep. But it was also just a like, bury yourself moment. Yeah, you were just like kind of in your head, like tripping. You were just like, fuck. That's a pretty good one. On Friday night or Saturday night,

I thought, I was so hungry. I thought about just, there's a table on, or there's a table on the counter. That's your thought? There's a table on the counter?

There was a potato on the counter and I thought about just taking a bite out of a potato. Out of a raw potato. Okay, well, with that, I've done that plenty of times.

With a potato? Yeah, raw potato, low-key smacks. That's how Irish people go raw vegan, dude. Come on. No way. Like those mini like fingerling ones? Just pop one in. Just pop it like a grape, dude.

Those are good. That doesn't sound tasty. I kind of like raw vegetables, though. Really? Like a mushroom, uncooked. Not cooked at all. It's a fungi, my friend. Which you are not.

Yeah. Garrett, how about you? I mean, hmm. Let's start a podcast. Yeah. And here we are. That was for sure one of them um i'd have to really think deep about it to conjure it up i'd say i mean the the one i brought up in the last episode or a couple episodes ago about about earth being like a cell and humans being like a disease oh yeah and we're

just like destroying it you okay I have a drunk memory here. You said that to me the other night. Did I really? I think so. No way. I brought that up again. For sure we talked about that because I remember thinking about that shit.

Yeah. It's definitely you. It's a thinker for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I think I was like kind of running you through. Something made me think about that the other day too. You guys see that a rocket of garbage

is going to hit the moon soon? Or like, isn't it like a Chinese, like... Well, they're not taking, they're saying technically it's not them, but I guess we started

launching garbage into space. Oh, it's a rocket full of garbage. Yeah, it's just, they literally dispose of garbage by launching it into space and it's going to hit the moon. It's like a giant,

it's like a missile like crater hitting it. Yeah. And I was thinking about that like disease thing I was like we're really we're really just we're just gonna keep spreading

as soon as we start launching our garbage into space that's fucking next level we're already there there's a lot of space out there though yeah

but we're just gonna keep on spreading I guess there's a big problem with it too because in space all our stuff stays right next to us all our stuff

like satellites isn't built for being hit by anything and like literally like a little tiny like speck of garbage. Yeah, it's up to such high speed. Yeah.

It's just going to tear our stuff apart. Wow. Jesus Christ. We're ass. Yeah, we're ass. We're cancerous. I think dumbest, well, every time I go to Burning Man,

I usually end up taking a little bit of LSD. Yeah. And so every time I'm on LSD at Burning Man, I usually end up taking a little bit of LSD. Yeah. That's nice. So every time I'm on LSD at Burning Man, I look around and I'm like, you know, this works. Everyone, you know, brings their own shit. Like the communal thing. And I'm like, this totally works. Like, why don't people do this in real life?

And then you come out of your stupor and you're like, oh, my God. Like, yes, but capitalism, everything we brought here, we bought at Walmart. So I'm always like, we can do this. We can have society like this. This works. Then you leave. You're like, I brought this from Whole Foods. This isn't that natural.

I'm still wiping with Charmin, bro. Like, come on. Yeah, someone's got to make the LeWine. Yeah. You say, well, you open up your Frito-Lay. Yeah, right. Yeah. How would, well, you open up your Frito-Lay. Yeah, right? Yeah. How would you keep track of time if you were alive 2,000 years ago?

Keep track? I mean, they used, like, sundials. I don't know when that became interesting. No, just like you personally. Oh, me personally? You kind of have to know. Like, if you're trying to plan something at all, right? You kind of…

I think you just go with the flow. You got to go with the sun, man. How much planning are you doing 2,000 years ago? That's so fair.

You're like, I literally have to eat today and that's it. Like, I got to go kill something. Yeah, it's daytime. I need lunch. I'm hungry.

I'm not asleep, so I'm hungry. Probably like the castaway like little fucking mark on a rock. Yeah. Yeah, like just... It's definitely got to be

sun related. I'm putting a sundial on my fucking arm, man. Yeah, because you kind of got to Yeah, like, it's definitely got to be sun-related. I'm putting a sundial on my fucking arm, man. Yeah, because you kind of got to know when, like, you kind of got to know when, like, winter is coming. It's level, you know?

Oh, like seasonal? They knew that shit from, like, the stars and the sun. Oh, really? You know. Yeah, because the sun in the winter is lower on the horizon.

You're starting to get colder. Yeah. It's probably almost winter. If you took it 10,000 years ago, bro, talking, like, pre-Sumerian. Yeah. What is 2,000 years ago, bro, talking like pre-Sumerian. Yeah. What is 2,000 years ago? Like 1700s?

We had watches and clocks and shit. How smart are you? 2,000 years ago. Oh, 2,000. It was 200. 200. I was thinking 200.

Why is he on the show? I don't fucking know. Just for that? Just for someone's got to be the dumb one. Oh, no. I'm dumb too. It wasn't 200.

It was 22. Fuck. This is the smartest podcast. They had, I'm dumb too. It wasn't 200, it was 22. Yeah. Fuck. This is the smartest podcast I've ever heard. They had watches and clocks then too. Half the time he asks this question

it's like that though. Yeah, dumb shit. Yeah, that's right. Like the answers are so obvious we are just so dumb

we don't figure it out. I mean, you got me the first time. I was like lapping up water like a golden retriever over here. Okay,

if it's a given that aliens exist, what do you think they're actually like? Look like or act like? Everything about them. I don't think they're like... They got to look sort of like us. No. I bet it's like...

They could be like... That's a theory for sure. I watch a lot of space shit. Yeah, I think they do because in order to like... Because at some point you have to be able to like put things together. I mean, lot of space shit. Yeah, I think they do because in order to, because at some point you have to be able to put things together.

I mean, but how does the planet work? How much more advanced could our body get? Like an extra arm? Well, but like you're probably walking on two of something.

Or four. Have you seen the movie Arrival? Yeah. Like what if they were like that? Like giant squid type things? Yeah, right? I guess I could. Because it depends on

how you have to get around on the planet. Because what if the atmosphere is like super chill and like you don't really need to... Yeah, we don't need to walk. We don't need a skeleton. What if all you need to do is fly? What if there's way less gravity and they can just kind of propel themselves around?

Yeah, you just swim through the air. That's so funny. You get back to development of language though and you're like having some sort of like manual capability. Yeah, you gotta be able to like Yeah. But then those in Arrival

they're just like throwing smoke signals at each other, remember? Is that smoke? I thought they were doing whale sounds or whatever. No, it's like the language is like

the ink thing that they shoot out which is fucking crazy. Yes. Yeah. What if it's all underwater and then you can't run? Like the entire planet is water.

Yeah. I guess you could still like carve into things. Yeah. But I mean that goes into like our understanding of what you would need for life on the planet. Yeah. It's all like so constricted to what we have perceived as like what's possible

to like advance you on. But like it could be something you would not even close to that. We have those planets that they find that they're like oh this one could be like another earth. But like what if there's shit living on ones that are nothing like Earth? You know, those would only sustain us. How well can we see those ones?

Like those planets? Well, we're about to. Yeah, because of that new telescope. The James Webb. Yeah. Yeah, they've launched this $9 billion telescope. Have you heard anything about this? No, I have not.

So the Hubble telescope, you've heard of that? Yeah. About 20 years ago, this operates differently. It's based on infrared vision, which infrared will allow us to see. Because it has an infrared camera, it's going to show us different chemical compounds in different atmospheres really far away.

So it's almost like different than the Hubble. So it'll like detect the compounds. You won't necessarily see it in like how we would see it. Exactly. Like a picture. But you're going to be able to see what elements are in the atmosphere of this planet. So it's actually going to help us answer those questions. Yeah.

I think it would be dank though if we were like able to zoom in well enough to see like a guy. Like a Google Maps like still frame of a guy. Doing the Heisman on that Hubble. He's just like, oh. I think we're still waiting on that technology. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll probably be a while before we get to there. That's past infrared.

Yeah, that's the next level for sure. Okay, so what... Okay, say hypothetically it's just like Earth. Okay. Okay. Do you think they would look exactly like this? Like because of the way we've evolved? Exactly.

I mean, there could be a completely different dominant species on that planet. You know what I mean? Ours was just by like luck that the dinosaurs fucking died. Wait, so hypothetically, like you could have been a bird and just developed to be smart. Yeah. Yeah, the smartest thing on that planet could be… A dinosaur.

Yeah. Yeah, like those could be aliens. But it has to be something with the thumbs, right? Well, we technically, wait, so if you like, think back to your like science books here, like the first, when you're talking about humans, like you remember that visual in every science book of shit crawling out of the water first?

So at some point, most of life starts in the water. Yeah. So you got to like, okay. Evolve it from there. You take some point, life, most of life starts in the water. Yeah. So you gotta like, okay, evolve it from there. You take every point of this and be like, okay,

when could we have deviated? Where would it have gone in a completely different direction? Yeah. So it could be like massive frogs or

something for all we know. Right. That stuff messes me up. Yeah, right. Where they talk about how the like, when you're talking

about the chemical compound. Yeah. And how like, there just used to be like more nitrogen in the air. Yeah. Or whatever. And so they're like slots were just like huge the chemical compound. Yeah. And how like, there just used to be like more nitrogen in the air. Yeah.

Or whatever. And so they're like, sloths were just like, huge mammoth sized. Yeah. Fucking absurd, bro. Or like a scorpion was just like the size of a bus. Yeah.

For real. So if they got- It could be literally, it could be dominated by something like that, like a fucking huge scorpion. Dude, you don't realize how many of those creatures were alive even 10,000 years ago.

Maybe not the scorpion like example, example, but, like, even – I mean, this is what – these are the podcasts I listen to before I go to sleep. Yeah, so you know. Yeah, they're, like – even elephants 10,000 years ago were three times the size they are now. Like, they are, like, not just woolly creatures, but, like, there's a giant elephant that – I saw a picture of it compared to like our current elephant. We're talking like, you know, a blue whale mass elephant. Jesus.

And that's like 10, 12,000 years ago. Those have to go away for us to come around, right? For us to. So if that planet's still on those, there's not a shot. Yeah, right? Like it could just be run by just some fucking crazy jungle creature. Yeah, because if those were still around today, we're not in this house.

Like, imagine there's just, like, a snake that developed fucking legs and arms, and it just sprints. Like a lizard. No, but, like... Almost like a lizard. Okay, fuck off. But it could be anything.

It could be fucking anything. Yeah. I mean... Yeah, it could be literally fucking anything. I hope they look like us with some, like, green boobies or something. No, that's like... Just green boobies.

Yeah, it's the way the sun hits them here. It's exactly the same, but everyone has three boobs. Yeah. Yes. We're flying to that planet. We need to go now. Those are the first ones we want to find.

That's the first picture we find. It's just like, I told you they have three boobs. Earth isn't going to cut it. We need to go. I fucking knew it. It's like a germinal is on us. Yeah, I think we nailed it there. We need to go. I fucking knew it. It's like a terminal on us. Yeah, I think we nailed it there.

We got that one. There was an answer. That was it. That was it. Yeah. Okay. We nailed it. What was the first person to milk a cow trying to do

and why was their next step to drink it? Why would you think that's the move? I mean, I don't want to ruin the question, but we got titties too, right? Yeah. We figured this out. They kind of knew there was milk. Yeah, they're like, wait a minute. That looks the question, but we got titties too, right? Yeah. We figured this out. They kind of knew there was... They're like, wait a minute.

That looks like that. What are their titty shapes like? You know, like... It had to have been a weirdo, right? You think it was weird? I bet you we were drinking breast milk until like 20 back then. Oh, like out of women?

Yeah, like if there was a pregnant lady, they were just like... Because they'll keep making it as long as it's still being used. It was probably out of necessity, though. They're like, we're not getting enough milk from humans. That's what I'm saying. These things are huge.

Let's milk them. Yes. And then at some point, people were like... Dude, that's kind of horrifying, because I bet you we were fucking chugging breast milk for a long time. Yeah. It's easy. No, and then the population got too big.

They're like, we need a larger thing to provide us with the milk. What about what do monkeys do, man? Yeah. They milk stuff? Oh, yeah, they're like, we need like a larger thing to provide us with the milk. What about, what do monkeys do, man? Yeah. They milk stuff? Oh, yeah, they make milk. Yeah, but are they drinking milk

till 20? Yeah, this just goes along with us. We drank milk for too long. Bro, I still drink regular milk because I drank it so much growing up.

Do you drink like a glass of milk? I will do that. I will do it occasionally. I got made fun of by, I got made fun of. I'll drink over i got made fun of i'll drink a glass of milk i don't drink it's so good i think is it with like but i don't know with like a waffle or something thank you very man i'm at a late night spot after a show in denver it's like chommy

kaposi me a few other djs and uh i ordered chocolate chip pancakes a sandwich yeah i really went in. Yeah, it sounds like it. I got, oh no, no. I actually remember my order. It was a Greek place and they had like a Euro breakfast. Ooh, ooh, ooh. So it was like the eggs and cheese.

In like a pita? In the pita with bacon and then tzatziki or whatever. That sounds fire. And then I got the chocolate chip pancakes. I'm like, I need some milk. And I was like, can I get a tall glass of milk?

She's like, absolutely. She's like, do you want it warm? And Kaposi looks at me and she's like, you drink milk? And I'm like, yeah, bro. Breast or cows?

I love this shit. No, with like a sweet breakfast like French toast, pancakes, waffles, I for sure like milk. Yeah. Really? Well, you know,

I will say I'm borderline lactose intolerant now okay yeah uh so i can't we should have been making you drink milk this whole time yeah you should so drinking a glass of milk sounds like horrible to you it sounds like torture yeah to me but growing up my mom had to buy two gallons of milk per four days. Oh, yeah. We were slugging milk in our house. Mostly in cereal. Even through high school for me. Back to the boarding school thing,

we ate all our meals in this one cafeteria. Kind of like college. And I had two glasses of milk at every meal. When they have the big lever you get it from. Yes, exactly. Small glasses. These are eight-ounce glasses. Not like what you're drinking.

You could slam a couple of those. Yeah, man. And one was always that chocolate. Yes, exactly. And these small glasses, these are eight ounce glasses, not like what you're drinking. You can slam a couple of those. Yeah, man. And one was always that chocolate one. Oh, yeah. The chocolate hitter in college. Yeah, that's a vibe.

Come on. You know what we missed out on? Or actually, I don't know if you guys had it at yours. The bags of milk. Oh, yeah. We had those.

They give those out when I worked with kids at the after school program when they're just tossing out like a little Ziploc. And you just... A sack of milk. That's a great time. A little milk sack?

I'd drink that. If you serve it up in a baggie, I'm in. Anything in a bag. It's a frenzy of milk. You gotta slap it. You gotta slap it before you drink the milk. But back to your original question. The first person to try a lot of things

was just a hungry motherfucker. Probably. Like the first guy to eat an artichoke, he was like, damn, I'm starving. Yeah, like I'm just gonna... There was a lot of experimentation. And he was so desperate, he was ripping the leaves off of something

and scraping it off of his teeth. Because they were probably like, literally like, I'm about to die of starvation. Let's just, what the fuck is this? You know, let's eat it. Or feed it to the animals, see if they die first. There you go, yeah. Give it to your little dog buddy.

Well, he had to have done it like this, to somehow chase down a cow. I mean, they're not very fast. Yeah, they're not fast. But he had to fucking. They were standing in a field somewhere. He had to chase down, chase down. I'm not even sure I've ever seen a cow move before.

I've seen a cow move before. Oh, got him. But, so, I mean, it's not just letting you fucking drink milk out of it. Because he had to have done it with his mouth. Oh, there was no bucket under there the first time. Yeah, so you have to, like, trap a cow in a corner and then fucking... And then start sucking its... I think the way you're framing this, like, the cows are generally submissive when you're

You're trying to make it seem harder than it was. Yeah. You're trying to seem kind of rapey on the cow. I didn't know that cows. Your vision of this is worse than ours. Fair enough. Fair enough. Okay.

We're not in full greens on this. Okay. We'll call him the normal guy. And he's just trying to get some milky. Yeah. Okay. The relatively normal hungry guy. Yeah.

Okay. If you could have a meeting with yourself 10 years ago or 10 years from now, which one would you choose? Ooh. 10 years ago. Definitely for from now, which one would you choose? Ooh. 10 years ago, definitely for me. So like 17? And this is a thought

that I always have when I'm high is like, if you go back in time and tell yourself like one thing to make sure that you are set.

Oh, yeah. Like what would be the one thing? Buy Bitcoin. Yeah, it would be something like that, buy Bitcoin

or for me, the fun version would be just tell them like the Super Bowl winner every year. Oh. And just be like, throw your life savings on it. Trust me. Every time. Do you think everything happens the same way

if you run it back though? I mean, if you're going back in time. I'm not playing in any of the Super Bowls or anything. So I feel like me just having the knowledge. But I feel like chance, probability is always- No, but we're talking about, we have to narrow it down to, is this time travel where it's literally

the same line of time or are you talking about like an alternate fucking universe? No, I'm just saying stuff happens by chance. So the chance of something happening.

But I'm saying if it already happened, like and it's going to happen the exact same way. This is me going back in time and it plays the same, right? Yeah. Okay, so yeah,

we'll say it plays the same. We'll narrow it to that because otherwise it's fucked. If you narrow it there, then the question stands. The question makes sense. Otherwise the question makes no sense. You're like, hey, fucking...

Well, I guess one would be monetarily based where you'd be buying Bitcoin or doing sports or you'd just be telling yourself something and then something more conceptual. Like, hey, don't go to college, just make music. Don't run away from the cops in Tulum. Trust me, they're going to catch you.

Yeah, they're going to get you. I think I'm going to go 10 years in the future because I wouldn't want to change what's happened so far. Okay. Aww. Aww. That's sweet. I would honestly do both either,

but I want to hear your answer. Well, yeah, just because I like what's happened so far, but I would like to know how to make better moves. I like it, but I'd like to happen again, but me with way more money already. Well, because look at it this way. What if you go 10 years in the future and you're just like,

it's just you older on this couch. Yeah, what if everything went south? Well, then I still know who won the Super Bowl so I could bet on the Super Bowl.

That's what we're going to do. You only get one year. Oh, you're going to ask him that? Well, yeah, so I could keep what I have now but then load up

because I wouldn't want to change what's already happened. Okay, so you can, yeah, because who knows if I become rich off Bitcoin and I turn into a giant piece of shit or something.

At like 19 years old, I'm just like a fucking complete asshole. These are things I've thought of in the last 30 seconds. For sure, yeah. Definitely. I'm going to go with a really boring answer here. No boring answers. And I'm going to go back 10 years and just tell myself to keep doing what I'm doing. I like that.

Because if we're going off the implication that telling ourselves to invest in Bitcoin... That could alter your entire life. It could. You just wouldn't be motivated to do anything that you do. That's what I'm fucking saying. I have so much fun DJing. I could say,

it's not like I had that much money to put down anyway, but even thousands of dollars, not even tens of thousands, but the thousands of dollars that I might have had at 21. So yeah, if I take my cash at hand from DJing in college and my jobs at the time and put two grand or something down into Bitcoin, do the math. How much would that have changed for me? Yeah.

And you guys at age— And it would have taken, you know, 12 years for it to even be at where it's at right now. Yeah. So you'd just have it sitting there. Well, knowing that it was going to get— you know, then I'm continuing to pile money on and getting more into crypto. Like, I could have totally not become a DJ. Oh, for sure.

You probably have made so much money you wouldn't be motivated. Yeah, but the 10 years in the future thing, bro, that's just going to fuck you up, man. The second you see yourself, you're going to have these— Crazy thoughts. The next 10 years in the future thing bro that's just gonna fuck you up man the second you see yourself you're gonna have these the next 10 years yeah you're just gonna be like that's where i where i end up what if you popped in 10 years later and you're just in like a like a horrible marriage with like five kids and you're just miserable and you're living in like a fucking but you can change it yeah okay so you're saying oh you come back you have lunch with yourself 10 years from so you So you can see where –

So you can essentially see where you're at. If you like it, you don't have to even ask him a goddamn question. If you don't like it, then what? You get some advice from him? Yeah. But what if you hate it? What kind of advice are you going to provide to yourself that would be valuable?

You would – Well, if you know that – If you're like, don't do whatever the fuck this guy did. If future you know – I mean, future you would know whether or if you know that. If you're like, don't do whatever the fuck this guy did. If future you know, I mean, future you would know whether or not you like your life. So he would tell you. He's like, I'm fucking miserable. Just figure something else out.

Yeah, exactly. Okay, I like, that was a good question. That was a thinker. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Are soulmates real? I mean.

Who are you asking, guys or girls? Yeah. You? Me? But I don't think it's one person. Yeah, I think there's a percentage of people that you would be very compatible with to where you think they are.

But I don't know... I think it's a level that you achieve with someone. I don't think it's a one true love type of thing. I think there's probably, you know, 500 people for every person that they would be on the same level of compatibility. 5,000, 50,000. If you bring down, I mean, that was just like the lowest number I could think of.

But it's definitely like... Maybe 500 people within your geographic location. Within California. That's what I'm saying, yeah. So no, I think there's probably tens of thousands of people that you'd be able to have that perfect level of compatibility with. It's hard to imagine another thing when you're in love, right? For sure.

But like, you get to this point where, just statistically speaking, you know, the relationships would all be different. But, like, dude, you know. But they'd all be their own manner of the same. No one's that different. The same feeling, you know. Yeah, or, like, just the level of compatibility

that you'd need and... You just have to meet that threshold and then... It's like the soulmate threshold. Exactly. You know, are you vibing? Are you absolutely vibing with this chick? Yeah. Ormate threshold exactly are you vibing are you absolutely vibing with this man or whatever

you're into I believe in it I do you know why because they're both in this room oh wow oh shit

damn I like that I gotta start getting prepped for you doing those yeah for when he starts off the question

like that when I gotta see those coming you should like see through it no he's gonna do it because every one of these has a little kicker from him okay let's see if your current career ended today okay easy what one would you start years ago yeah right it was pretty much at the end of the road like two years ago so should we say out of outside of

being a musician altogether yeah outside, outside of the field. For sure, yeah. Outside of the field, okay. No, I mean, it could be in the industry, but I'd say like you're not a touring DJ. I mean, that'd be a boring answer then. Yeah, right. Just be like a label head and, you know,

which you already are. So I'd say, yeah, let's not even in the industry. Yeah, yeah, let's make it easy. Pick outside of your industry. I don't know what the fuck you do, but. I barely have a job. Yeah. Considering I barely have a job now,'s considering I barely have a job now.

I think things that I would like to do. I've always wanted to start my own line of pickles. Your own pickle line. I love pickling. Jay Dills. Jay Dills. Jay's Dills. Jay's Dills.

Jay's Dills. Back in Dills. I've always thought it would be cool to have like a farm would be fun, I think. Really? Fuck yeah. Just like a… You would do that? Absolutely, yeah.

Have you seen all this stuff? As a career? I'm big into like the hydroponics, the aeroponic kind of stuff. Like that stuff is really cool to me. So I would definitely do something in that. Podcast's got to pop off so this motherfucker can start a farm. Yeah, we got to get this guy his farm. JJ's farms

I don't know why I called you JJ but it works I like JJ there we go that's why I'm gonna name my kid John so he can go by JJ

okay throw him the H though dude I think I would go comedian comedian yeah that's giving yourself some credit there

but guess what that career's not taking off start for your next one so you wanna be homeless in this situation? This is what people say about musicians too. Yeah, right?

We're all in the same boat. Garrett, what you got? I mean, my number one thing I would want to do would for sure be like an actor or comedian. Cool. But like in a more realistic realm. Why would you go that realm? I mean, that's just not the way I operate.

I would for sure go all in on trying to do something like that. Yeah, exactly. So no, that's my answer. You already do something unrealistic. I'm already doing something unrealistic. So yeah, why would I stop? I would for sure be in that field. Yeah, it's similar to drive.

So by that, you know, part of me feels like, oh, it'd be something I'd be driven to do. So like, you know, answer number one for me would have been, you know, to really go in and start a business, like I always have just been obsessed with streetwear, sneakers, and that kind of, you know. I really go in and start a business like i always have just been obsessed with streetwear sneakers and that kind of uh you know i saw this collection in the room you got like 80 in there yeah i got a few i was just with the door gonna have to check it out all the new ones are in my bedroom i call so i collect air max 90s i'm like i love fucking air maxes there we go

um i got some zeros in the car right now hey i, I see you. I would have, so that'd be a possible option. But like one thing I've thought about so much in my, like during my 20s is like, I love snowboarding. So I have this like fantasy of being a ski bum and just being like a snowboarder. Like living on the mountains, fucking teaching snowboard lessons or whatever. Yeah.

I do like running lifts. If nothing mattered. If money was an object. Yeah, there's a whole thing where like the money was an object. I'd still probably say actor community just because that's like what I'd be like the most interested in. Mr. B money was an object. Yeah, there's a whole thing where the money was an object. I'd still probably say actor or comedian just because that's what I'd be the most interested in. Okay, Mr. Boring, all right. No, I just love movies,

and I love making people laugh. Okay, cool. That's great. Yeah. That would still be my answer. What actor would you want to be like if you got to pick one? No, I mean Leo.

Leo? Timothy Talabey. The Goat? Leo? Leonardo DiCaprio, bro. Yeah. Okay, we got two more. Okay, let mean Leo. Leo? Timothy Talibé. The goat? Leo? Leonardo DiCaprio, bro. Yeah. Okay. We got two more.

Okay. Let's go. This one kind of goes along the same lines. What do you see yourself doing when you retire? Like full on I'm not even working at all anymore? Like retiring from music? Like touring? Or like retiring retiring from like music like touring

or like retiring and like just I don't need to work anymore yeah you don't need to work anymore um fucking just traveling and that's pretty much it

the only thing that I feel I feel like that's like the retirement dream right there yeah chilling retiring food yeah eating

yeah it'd be fun I would be picking up new skills like that. I want to get super into cooking later in life. I think it's like trying all the shit you didn't try kind of mentality. You don't necessarily have time to make a three-hour meal on a regular basis. But I would do that every day. I'd make my own sauce, my own pasta, whatever.

It does feel good to do that. For sure. When you actually make a nice meal. Yeah. When you put three hours of work into something. I did it recently. During COVID, I did it a couple times. I made my own tomato sauce.

Dude, do you like sushi? One thing I think of is I would love to become a certified sushi chef. It's like art, bro. Yeah. If I had all the time in the world to do that, I would go to a school for that. For sure. Fucking learn how to do that.

I'd say I'd be, like, mad into cooking, like, growing my own vegetables. There you go. Traveling. Just getting cultured as fuck, you know what I mean? There you go. World of Warcraft. Becoming a level 3,000 mage.

Way more World of Warcraft than I already do today. Which is crazy to even think about how much there could be. There's not a lot more you could say. I guarantee you it's still there when I retire. There's no way out there even think about how much there could be. There's not a lot more you could say. I guarantee you it's still there when I retire. Yeah. Oh, that's not going anywhere.

It's not going anywhere. It's going to be in the metaverse. The blizzard will continue. Yeah, I would definitely try to be super lit at video games and then golf a shit ton. Yeah, golf for sure. I would love,

I just want you to get back into golfing, dude. I'm not not into it. I just, I can't throw bands on it right now. It's just expensive, yeah. Even if you just do it once a week, you can hit that public course.

Let me tell you something about throwing bands on golf. You can go the cheap route for sure. There's courses that are like 18 bucks. Yeah. You really don't have any excuse. Yeah. Are you not at the driving range for $9 an hour? Come on, man.

You can do that. Well, it's just the one. So I had a membership to one when I lived at his house. Yeah. And it was like 20 bucks a month just to go every day. For unlimited buckets every one. So I had a membership to one when I lived at his house. Yeah. And it was like 20 bucks a month just to go every day. For unlimited buckets every day. But I'm not trying to drive all the way because I live further away.

Okay, yeah. And all the ones in my area are racks. When it comes to throwing bands on golf too. It takes a lot of time too. I had a nice little set of clubs. Got them stolen out of my car. Twice. Fuck.

Got them stolen out of my car twice. Sorry, I ruined the story. First time, stolen by a brand new set, super jazzed on it. Come back down, literally maybe had him for a week, stolen out of my car again. So who's dumb here?

Me. Recently. Stop leaving your clubs. Holy shit. Let's stop leaving your clubs. Was your car damaged both times? Yeah, they just punched a window out, snagged him out.

Fucked. And they said they saw that the window was, or was it a new window already? Yeah, I had fixed it. And they did it again that the window was, or was it a new window already? Yeah. I had fixed it. Yeah. But the guy literally probably just came back and was like, this guy had some dank stuff last time.

And then he was like, Oh, even he's like, wow, this guy's a fucking idiot. Let's do this. Which reminds me, I need to check the Craigslist. We're telling him what he needs to do is do it again. Get a full new set of clubs, like a shitty one and put a fucking Apple tag in there and track his ass. Dude. So you, you think that's how it's going to work.

My buddy told me a story this weekend. He's a big cyclist. He had like a several thousand dollar bike, right? And he was literally getting coffee in San Francisco, like lives in the Mission. So like, you know, super dense area, right? Tons of shit going on. He just left his bike in the doorway.

Dude stole it. He had the apple tag and a little bag. They separated the bike and the parts so quickly the doorway. Dude stole it. He had the Apple tag and a little bag. He separated the bike and the parts so quickly that by the time that they started tracking the tag like an hour later with the police that they found the dude and he just had the bag and the car and none of the bike

parts. Jesus. Yeah, so. Yeah, dude, they probably just throw the bag out the window in front and steal the clubs anyway. Exactly. That's what I'm saying, bro. It's just down to a science. You ever play Grand Theft Auto? You know how fast it is to go to the paint and spray come on man yeah yeah yeah yeah there there's uh you got to be smart to be a fucking criminal these days if you don't want to get caught well and the other thing too is is the reason i was targeted because mazda our cars don't come with a car alarm really mine has a track they don't come base with a car alarm in them so people know that they can punch the window

out of a Mazda and it's not going to make any noise. Holy shit. You just told way too many people about that. Mine has an alarm, for the record, on air. Mine has a fucking really good,

really loud. License plate. You already know not to break into mine, so it's all good. All right. last hitter alright what do you think is on the other side

of a black hole oh I know this you know this he knows scientifically for sure well maybe he shouldn't go because he already knows yeah

well you guys I mean then I'll tell you the research that people think it is I mean it's just like a gravity vortex essentially right

so no don't check with him say what you think it's like isn't it just like a concentrated let for essentially, right? No, don't check with him. Say what you think. Isn't it just like a concentrated part of the universe? Let's get down what it is first. Yeah. My idea of what I thought I understood a black hole was is basically like a big trash compactor

that takes everything and then compacts it down to like the big bang amount of spec, right? Is that somewhat like a way dumbed down, like explain it like you're a third grader type of thing? Yeah, semi like a way dumbed down like explain like you're a third grader type of thing yeah it's a good way to i think the i can't actually shed light on how much matter is compacted but the density of a black hole is so so great that it that's what we think has happened it could contain like an insanely large part of the universe inside of just a little. Right. Yeah. Like, I think they try to compare, like, the density of the sun, but compacted millions of times down to.

Something tiny. So when you have a black hole that's the size of the sun, like, you could think about how dense that would be, right? What else do you think is on the other side? I'm going to go far out here. What if it's just someone else making a gate to go to where they are? You're on to something. Like it's been conjured up by like another species.

I think the interstellars. And they use it as like a means of transportation. Yeah. Or what if it's just like someone. Transport themselves way further. Like what if they could make it. Keep going, bro. Yeah, what if they could make it.

Like it's like an invitation kind of thing. Like they made it. Like Rick and Morty. Come find us. Yeah, they put it there for us to go into it, but we're still figuring out what the fuck is going on. Like, we're just a little scared to go in there. If that's what it is, send me in.

Yeah, yeah. I'll let you know. I'll fucking mob in, but it would literally rip you to fucking pieces. You think. You don't know. We don't know. Have we ever seen anything go into one?

We've just gotten pictures of black holes for the first time. Yeah. So we now have pictures of the fact that they exist. Yeah. But Orlando, House Call labeled President Orlando Medina. Yes, sir. And I were talking about this, and I was telling about white holes, which are hypothetical right now, theoretical rather.

And the idea of a white hole. So a black hole is you know you have the event horizon which is like that kind of like edge perimeter slope into the black hole like when the big interstellar one that you see right yeah well the event horizon is like when the gravitational pull into the black hole starts right you know like that kind of idea so you know black holes are sucking things in. There are these theoretical things called white holes that are, you know,

objects or objects in the universe that are expelling matter as opposed to sucking them in. And that could be like into like how the universe is. Well, yeah, because it has to be on the other side of a black hole

has to be a white hole. So that's what people think is that, you know. Oh, it's on the other side of spouting it out. Yeah to be a white hole. So that's what people think is that, you know. Oh, it's on the other side spouting it out. Yeah. And so like there are theories that, you know, black holes might be actual passages through the universe to totally random different areas.

And that on the other side of, if you were to travel through a black hole, it would spit you out of a white hole. And so kind of the. Holy shit in my mouth, dude. Yeah. So when people start to, I like legitimately, I'm all over like, like I Yeah. So when people start to, I like legitimately,

I'm all over like, I'll send you some links to like, I watch a lot of 10 minute weird theoretical universe videos, not like conspiracy theories, but like science theories. Science based theories. Yeah.

So like, you know, one of the major things that, you talk about dark matter and dark energy, two different things, but you know, we just don't energy two different things but uh you know we just don't know what these things are but they make up so much of the universe and uh like i was watching a video last night that people think that dark matter looks like this but we don't fucking know yeah so the idea here with uh black holes suck up so much matter it leaves the question

where's it all going and it leaves another question, where's it all going? And it leaves another question, you know, so where's the dark energy and the dark matter coming from? There has to be a white hole. There has to be something that's spitting it out. And so like, you know, we have antimatter and we have matter, right? And so the antimatter is like, you think at the atomic level, like, you know, neutrons and electrons and- Protons. Yeah, protons. That's the other one. Positive charge, yeah. There we go, we got it.ons. Yeah, protons. That's the other one. Positive charge. We got it.

We made it. Yeah, so. Made it through that black hole. I told you I had a B- in life science, so yeah. Yeah. Just barely respectable. That was a B- explanation of the neutrons and electrons. But the black hole explanation is A+.

Thank you. I think that I wouldn't give myself an A+, but considering how high I am when I wouldn't give myself an A+, but considering how high I am when I watch these videos, it's a good opportunity. I love watching those videos high, too, and you think you start to get it. You're like, oh, duh.

No shit. I feel like I already knew that. Well, obviously that, yeah. Do you guys know about all 11 dimensions? No. Oh, here we go. Yeah. Well, there's like a scientific explanation to why there are 11. And, you know, it kind of starts with creating a three-dimensional representation of a fourth-dimensional object.

Wow. So the easiest way to describe that would be like when you have a cube, it would be creating another cube on the same two-dimensional plane. Imagine this on the two-dimensional plane. You have two cubes, and you connect all of the intersections of each cube with each other. I think I've seen that. And so you're connecting all of the different intersection points

between these two. All the one-dimensional lines are connecting at these intersectional points on a cube. It's three-dimensional, but then you connect it to another cube. That's the best way we can imagine. And it becomes fourth-dimensional because of that? Yes. But the idea of fourth- Eleventh-dimensional.

Yeah. But it does that like 11 times, essentially? Yeah. Okay. Like 11 levels deep of that. Yeah, but the actual explanation of the different dimensions are like fourth dimension is being able to travel through time, but both ways okay and not traveling between different planes you know fifth dimension i believe don't call me on this is being able to travel on the same like dimensional

timeline so like in this iteration of the universe but being able to go from one timeline to the next. And then sixth dimensional travel would be able to exist in any timeline at any point. Like at the same time? Yeah. So like if you watch Rick and Morty, they're not necessarily doing sixth dimensional travel because they're not showing up in a new timeline when Morty's five they're showing up in a new timeline when morty is the age he is the same age yeah holy fucking what that show does do a good job with the uh science the cool sciencey shit yeah i do like that that's the best part of it adds like a less dumb feeling i

might have fucked that up so if if anyone here is a pro. No one's getting quoted. No one's getting quoted on that. Wait, is a black hole a circle or is it a flat? Yeah, sorry. I just got an issue. We're talking about black holes. Is it a flat circle or a three-dimensional circle?

Well, it's not. It's not even a circle, right? You know. It's just like a. It's everything is, we believe everything is, if it has the event horizon, then it applies to three-dimensional. Because whatever point you reach kind of has this, think of it like, when you remember at like the grocery store when you were a kid,

when you'd roll the quarter in for UNICEF and go to the bottom, that's kind of what like a black hole is like. Okay. Yeah. So it's got like a cone. That's what the event horizon is, like that cone. What does the back of it look like? I don't think we know.

That's the white hole. Oh, that's the white hole. That's the theoretical. So we don't know. That's what we don't know. Or it's a trash compactor. That's theory one, right? Yeah.

Everything just, like, it's so dense. It's adding to that density. It's compacting it into somewhere. We don't know what that is. It's just absorbing it all. Yeah. Have we sent anything in one of those? I think that's way too far away to get too far.

The nearest black hole I think we've identified. Millions of light years away. We know that there, we don't know, but we think there's a black hole at the center of our galaxy and the center of most galaxies because of the rotational shift of the Milky Way galaxy being fixed in the same way that different than,

kind of like we're fixed around the sun, but a little bit different. You know, it implies that all these galaxies are rotating. So you know how like you can imagine the Milky Way, so all these solar systems rather, planetary systems are rotating at the same speed at every point in the galaxy. What we've seen at the center of it is something's causing that same rotation

much like we are with the sun. Exactly. And what has enough gravitational pull? To pull millions of galaxies. Probably a black fucking hole. Yep. So all these galaxy clusters are actually just planetary systems forming around black holes.

Centered around that. That's fucking wild. Holy shit. Yeah. I'm glad we had someone smart to answer one of it. It was nice to hear like an actual where to go. Because ours has gotten anywhere close to that. Because our questions are...

We would have been done at my third grade trash can pack. Yeah, right. I would be like, that's pretty fucking good. That's about right. And this is why we've been here for like two hours. Yeah. I'm glad we got that. Yeah, we got that.

This is regurgitating. If I was up to date right now, I would have said I understood all that Yeah, I'm glad we got that. I'm glad we got that. This is regurgitating. If I was up to that right now, I would have said I understood all that, but I'm not. I'm not going to say that. I know I didn't. If we incorporated weed into here, this would have taken a long time.

That would have been a whole other three-hour journey. I think that might be our Dr. Fresh episode, ladies and gentlemen. My God, guys. Tony, do you want to plug anything on the show while you're here? House Call Records. You guys heard FOMO with Bongo with No Thanks on House Call last fall.

Love these boys. I want to give a plug to FOMO here and to the label. I think it's so important. Everything that I do as Dr. Fresh kind of revolves around that. And there's so much of, you know, I help emerging artists at every level. Yeah, and we appreciate you. We got caller ID. Thank you. You want to give the ads for level. Yeah, and we appreciate you. We got Caller ID. Thank you.

My compilation. You want to give the ads for everything? Yeah. Even though they probably already know. Let's do it. You know, we've got my first compilation for emerging artists. Caller ID is launching Friday,

sorry, Jesus Christ, Friday, March 11th here. We got Caller ID coming out. I got eight artists on there. And it is the translation of the radio show that I run onto the record label platform and in addition to that i do the reason i came on the show and you know serious note here um i think it's so amazing what you guys are doing showing your personalities starting a series for that and i think you know that every artist should have something like this and that's

not to say like from the comedic aspect or the content that we necessarily talk about on here, the jokes aside, you know, if you're a serious artist, you know, take this as inspiration, start your own platform, whatever that is. You know, if you're a painter outside of being a DJ, show us what you're painting. You know, and I think that's the reason why I jumped at the, more like I even hit you guys up to come do this. I wanted to endorse this because it's awesome. I need more of this. I'm stoked to have you, more like I even hit you guys up to come do this. I wanted to endorse this because it's awesome. We need more of this.

We're so stoked to have you, man. Really appreciate it. I'm stoked you guys drove over here. So thank you for coming to my home and doing this, guys. We weren't going to miss an episode with the doctor, my man. We appreciate you.

And kind of like another reason why we're doing this is just so you could just, more people can just be you and show some real humanness. In addition to us wanting to showcase our personalities, we definitely, with the guests coming on, we want them to be able to have the same type of deal.

So hopefully our platform will obviously be growing. But I really have always enjoyed more personal touches on artists. They're not always just the hard picture with the fucking shades on. Who is that guy? You know what I mean? Yes.

We didn't have you in here and hear a bunch of like Peyton Manning answers. You know, that's what I contribute to. It's like 110%, you know, it's a great team.

Yeah. And that's why it's not like, it's not even like an interview where we just ask about, you know, music. It's like, let's talk about some shit.

Let's get people. Well, thanks for saying I'm not a boring person. No. Sorry, Peyton. There's just, there's just like so many hurdles

you have to hop through when you're doing anything creative and like I think just everyone should do something like this in a way

yeah just to like get yourself out there show people who the fuck you are yeah well Tony we appreciate you so much

thank you boys plug everything yeah did you already plug everything yeah I mean we're on TikTok and Instagram

at FOMO Music with an underscore after that uh same thing on twitter um but yeah the uh the podcast is no or just fomo on youtube and then no fomo podcast on all the podcast platforms yep smash that like smash that like subscribe it would mean fucking everything you have no idea how hyped we get when we see a little smash the shares are huge. And thank you to everyone who's done it already. Also, we got FOMO Merchant.

FOMO, I say they have drugs, but they don't. We're slinging those. So that's just the link in our Instagram bio. We'll have the link to that. Other than that, it's been an absolute blast and a pleasure. Mr. Tony Fresh, thank you so much. Oh my god, the hot sauce is finally going down. Yeah, the hot sauce is finally subsided. Boom. Alright, Mr. Tony Fresh. Thank you so much. Oh my God, the hot sauce is finally going down.

Yeah, the hot sauce has finally subsided. Boom. All right, guys, we will check you out next week.