NO FOMO - 64. Thick or Treat

Episode Date: October 27, 2023

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all right folks it's uh episode whatever the fuck are we already ready to go yeah we're ready explain yourself it's uh look here's the deal more just hit us with a fucking heater of a costume he's a he's something let's just say this. It's the spooky so I'm hellboy Straight to hell description for what this is. What was the thing that you bought it as a hellboy? I just got the wrong color No, this is hellboy white it looks like you like shrapnel by no hellboy I'll sign a bald cap and you strapped ears to it. It looks homemade. Worse than homemade.

It looks homemade. It looks like something you made at home. I love the tie around your chin more than anything in the fucking world right now. Would it not stay if you didn't have the tie around your chin? Where's it going to go? Fuck, I can't laugh right. This one's going to be tough with the mustache. No, so I saw the horns and I saw the picture of the guy on him, and he looked fucking choice

It was a good-looking dude sold you on them For the folks at home the only way this could be better is if I have a fucking bald cap Oh you actually did make that yourself dude. We were lacking creativity these days, okay? I didn't know and obviously not in this room fucking man's not in this room Oh, you actually did make that yourself. Dude, we're lacking creativity these days. Okay, I... No. And obviously not in this room. We're lacking creativity. We're fucking manscaped, man.

Not in this room. This is a new costume. Learn it. I'll tell you this. You won't have the problem of running into anyone wearing your shit. No one's going to be wearing this. Yeah, you're not going to be... Dude, come on.

There's another fucking Hellboy albino version at the party. There's another albino Hellboy. Wow, that sucks. That's a tough look. I was wearing this in the car and i was just like fucking i'm just gonna stare down people and see what they do and this girl i look stare at her straight in the eyes she locks eyes for like 15 seconds doesn't break at all and i'm just like you just got bodied good for you good for you she didn't laugh and then i laughed after and she didn't laugh at all so you knew it was gonna be a heat yeah it was it was fucking absolutely insane but so um 64 64 it's a spooky so stupid horse for all the fucking hoe-ass ghouls and the thought-ass goblins out there

the thought goblins um i feel like we haven't done intros in a while i'm john uh pronouns are bones and jones bones are Bones and Jones And then we've got Slim thick cause my boy's been up in there Hell slash boy Slim hell boy Where's the slim come in? In the horns

He's just thick And then we've got coke diet over there Is that me? Manscaped boy I'll take that the lad boy ladscaped dude your laugh looks really good dude i cannot laugh with the mustache it's uncomfortable to almost look at but please don't take it it's not going anywhere um but we're gonna get right into it today with some because we're basically i feel like today's soda is we're trying to it's a tour

guide through how to do Halloween correct Maybe don't fuck up these costumes. Don't do these wrong things be scared of this. Don't be scared of that. Don't be scared Yeah, so see I'll buy no hell boy. What was the first one we're gonna do more. Do you had it all set up? The cut costumes. Yeah, I got to move this a little bit real quick. Okay, here he is folks Welcome to the show. There we go he is oh wow that's way well i couldn't see my fucking vocal quality check holy shit is that ladscaped um yeah it's ladscaped boyscaped this this uh they call them costume is brought to you by our sponsors by boyscaped i would love their products if i had any hair on me go to boyscape.com right now and see what the

fuck you I bet it would work really good if you it would work really good if you had body hair but we're doing the top cuck costumes draft for this year you don't want to define this real quick in case anyone for some reason doesn't understand I think I think a cuck costume is only applicable to a man and a couple situation and it basically means your girl suggested something that sucks. You either texted some girl recently or liked some picture to where you have no fucking power and you got bodied into being listed as such. Or she's something fire and you look like an idiot. Yes, exactly.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's two ways to look at it. You're either a bitch or your girlfriend's gonna fuck somebody and you look like shit Okay, so most cumulative cuck points wins yeah a snake draft are we how we just fire off okay, okay Morg you want to go first the hell boy. I mean mmm. Let me see what i want man well first first first first i kind of invented all mine like they oh i like that you guys go with class that could be a lot of points yeah it could be a lot of cuck points you can walk out of your top cuck who's that who's who's leading us off morg's leading us off come on cuck boy um peanut butter jelly is gonna be

my number one okay so the combo costume of peanut butter and jelly. Yeah. Okay. Weak as absolute shit. Fuck all, get out. I think it's just- Get out of my- I'll disagree. I give zero Cuck points, to be honest. Here's where- Because she also looks like trash.

Yeah, you both look like trash in that one, so that was just a punt. This is an awful costume. No, but that was her idea, and you subsided. Here's why it's not Cuck, though. You guys are just a lame-ass fucking couple. Yeah, you guys just look like shit. You're not a cuck. You are two cucks together, which makes a normal couple. What's the difference between being lame and being a cuck?

It's only the dude who's a cuck. Yeah. Because that girl's not going out and getting fucked. No dude at the party's going up to them jelly. No one's going after the peanut butter. No, we still said you could be down bad, and you agreed to it. So she comes in the room. But they're both lame.

We don't need to debate it. Okay, okay. Good one-one. Great one-one. Yeah, perfect. Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough. This is my one-one because Morg, you actually suggested this to me with your girlfriend at one point, and we're considering doing it.

I can't wait. Dressing up as Ken and Barbie, but in reverse. I like this one. So the girl dresses up as the guy and the guy dresses up like Barbie this is creative out this is creative that's tough this is creative no one's doing this everyone else is gonna think of a trying to do some spin on Fox this is not saying you know like me it's weak but when I when I was thinking cuck and i don't we might have to we might have to

okay mine might have to be stricken from the record because it's very similar to yours but i think it's more cuck and i'll explain okay okay go ahead she's barbie you're also barbie oh barbie that's cuck barbie barbie cuck i see i also had just barbie kent like if you just go straightforward with that that's like well here's here's also the thing that I'm thinking that's a that's an obvious one that works if it weren't for this year being obviously the year the Barbie movie that's a fine costume here's the no I think you're bitch made well then any couple costumes bitch made would sort of but I mean it is here was my angle with mine she's not gonna dress up like a dude she's gonna be a hot chick with like a fur

vest on and you're gonna look like a fucking idiot dressed up fully as a girl okay like no girl is gonna be do that version of it and be like oh yeah i'm gonna dress up like a like try and look like a dude like put my hair up in a foot and wear a wig no they're gonna look hot have their tits busting out a fucking fur vest and like a bandana on and be Like oh, I'm Ken yeah, you're gonna be sitting there in a skirt, okay? So that's why I'm taking this next I'm saying it's even it's even more cook if she's literally just Barbie And she's gonna look fire, and you're also No Barbie Barbie is definitely good. Yeah, that's like lucky. I like that a lot

Garrett if we're doing snake you technically get to here. I don't know if you want to just let it go No I'm not going to let it go Let's do Snake Build your franchise She is Slutty Boo From Monsters Inc And you're Mike Wazowski Not slutty

No you just look like a dude You're wearing like a giant inflatable bulb You went and made yourself into like an earth fucking. Yeah. Oh, Boo's a slut. And Boo's got some tight little shorts on. Boo's a hoe. Tight little hoe Boo.

I'll take that one. I'll take that one. This is a good one for me. I think this might be a winner. I should have known. You just say this is a good one for me? For me in my head, it made sense. Sure.

Hopefully, all of them. I think all of them did. Not at the party guy. You're just not even there. And your girl's out honing it out. Oh, okay. I don't know.

Everyone's saying, where's your boyfriend? Like, Oh, he couldn't make it. And she is thought it out in you name it. So your girlfriend's thought. Yeah.

I don't know if this can count, but I, that is the old, that is literally, you're just a cuck. It's not a cuck costume. That's, that's what I'm saying.

Your costume was literally just, you are a cuck and your girl's out. Your girl's a thought. You're on Halloween. You're a cuck. It's not a cuck costume. That's what I'm saying. Your costume was literally just you are a cuck and your girl's out. Your girl's a thot. On Halloween. You're a cuck. Yeah. Maybe you guys got in a fight and you didn't want to wear the costume. You just didn't even show up and she's out there just throwing it.

Yeah. Back and forwards, up and down. You name it. Okay. Name the direction. Okay, I could take that, I guess. What do you got? You get two here.

You're Shrek and she's regular Fiona. Okay. Yeah, that's pretty good. That's good. That should have been, that's a much better one. I feel like that's a, see, the hardest thing about cut costumes is it's almost a power move to be dressed as an idiot with a bad bitch though. That's a true point. And I feel like we can all attest.

We've all done that and we're like, I don't give a fuck what I look like. Yeah. The goal is to be funny. If you're going for funny. If you're going for funny. Put it on your forehead. Put it on your forehead. So if we go into this with the impression that you're not trying to be funny,

and you're just getting bodied by your chick, then yeah, it's cuck. Yeah, it kind of comes down to how, I mean, this is more of a, if you're just a cuck boyfriend. Yeah. Like you've got a chick who's, everyone's like, why the fuck is she dating that guy? And you show up as Shrek. And she's hot. And she just dressed up hot.

Yeah. But that could just be anytime they're out in that scenario. So it's tough. That's true. Yeah. Okay. I think anyone who would be classified as a cuck in this scenario is just a cuck to begin with. It's true.

You know a cuck when you see one though. Yeah. A cuck is a cuck. Okay. For my, for my snake here. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. For your snake. You getting this one for your little stinky? Yeah, a cuck is a cuck. Okay, for my snake here. For your snake.

You getting this one for your little stinky? I still think you're bitch made if you do this. If you do thing one, thing two, you're bitch made. That's a classic bitch. I mean, honestly, along that lines, hopefully I'm not using any of yours here. If you're like the plug in the socket. Or bae, bacon and eggs. That has a name? See those are those those bridge the

gap between cuck costume and just a shitty couple yeah you guys just suck but you agreed to it see if you know it's a bad idea it's your job to be like you're saying as a man it's your job to gate shut it down yeah you need to shut it down but there you gotta remember there's people out here i don't think suck i don't think that that that defines the costume though but all out i think it's a whack couple's costume fair enough fair enough um so this one is kind of just a catch-all if you are just the accessory to her uh to her that's you're not allowed to generalize like that but okay it's not necessarily someone you're not a character or anything like that you're like she's a little bow peep slutty and you're the because i think we did this last year yeah i

can't get rid of it though it's too it's too it is good every year yeah well mine kind of goes along with that like you're a salt shaker and she's a slutty chef or something it's like yeah well that was kind of like the bow and then mike was asking like it's not related to the character it's just in the same realm so my next one was obviously she's a slutty version of dorothy from wizard of oz and you're toto the dog oh that would be a rough one you guys like that's cuck that's good that's basically the accessory but living version yeah fuck he might have it here i think he got it i think his were good top cuck being a dog She's walking you as a dog yeah, they had dog Blimp was ow ski and Barbie Barbie and also Barbie. Yeah, I'll take that one. Okay. Yeah, kind of dub Yeah, I got a dub maybe a first time in this in this

Freak dub on the fucking spooky zone it's a freak it is scary now it's got scary yeah yeah now it's scary now it was everything was joking around at first now it's pretty it was all fun and games um before we jump into just a straight another game and is that the plan no no what do you got no i'm saying were we just gonna do that i was kind of just looking at what we had i'm just flowing with the boys yeah i don't know well instead of just doing like a top three type thing um i just made like a what's scarier like this or that okay just a few different scenarios okay for you to kind of mull over okay okay i'm a mole uh what's scarier going out to eat alone with a dead phone or going out with a group of drunk strangers sober phone dead phone are you hung over for the dead phone no but you're at dinner by yourself say you're like i don't know

for whatever sake on a business trip or whatever the fuck okay that's pretty scary what's the second one guys so what do you look around what do you look at besides the menu you can only look at the menu for so long you do you you have to if i'm that person you have to try and insert yourself into maybe another tables combo no you're sitting at a table by yourself i know i know but you're in the middle of the restaurant oh just in the middle and what was this the drunk strangers i take drunk strangers you get roped into going out with a group of drunk strangers and you're sober and it doesn't have to be full-on strangers maybe you're with your girl she's shit face and you're sober and you don't know how that would be scarier all the fact that you're sober makes it way scarier i would rather be by myself any day

of the week and be sober with other people yeah i feel that i uh i just think one of them has the opportunity to be a story you could tell whereas the other one is something you never tell anyone ever but it's a quick night i'm just waiting to buy it which one's which there the story is you go out with drunk drunk people and you're just like oh dude this person was doing oh yeah they can do something yeah they're doing crazy shit you're laughing and we have to admit the thought process of why you're at dinner alone this is just it happened yeah yeah it's not you you're you didn't choose to because that's that's a scary you hit up all your friends and they said no no no i'm taking my meal dude being what are you gonna being with drunk people sober is disgusting

what can i get you to drink tonight anything doesn't matter you're sitting at the table like it's not the point of the joke what would you like to sprite sprite okay they're gone you have 10 minutes to fill with no phone i don't care I'm chilling I'm vibing what are you doing you're staring at the menu solo vibing absolutely absorbing the atmosphere in the place you would you would be practicing your look cool like you're sitting there looking cool you'd just be kind of like

no fuck that I got three things on the menu I'm eating one of them I'm just saying I'm vibing I couldn't even imagine that would be tough because the thing is even though look cool requires like a little like casual lean back while you're looking at your phone you know i don't even need to look cool but think when you're with drunk people i call the police seeing someone just staring around okay you do run that risk i will say that you do look like a danger if you're just by yourself and like an Applebee's. But being around drunk people sober,

you start to think, is this what I'm like when I'm drunk? No, I know what I'm like when I'm drunk. Yeah. I'm fun. Yeah, it's fun. I'm a fun guy. I know, I'd be like, wow.

I guess just not as fun. I'd be like, wow, I'm so much better than these people when I'm drunk. Yeah. I realize why I only hang out with these people drunk. There's also that. Yeah. That's a sobering thought.

Yeah. And you're already sober. So you're double sober. I'm going to stick to, I hate drunk people with these people drunk. There's also that. Yeah. That's a sobering thought. Yeah. And you're already sober. So you're double sober. I'm going to stick to I hate drunk people if I'm sober. Okay. Are we split decision on that? I'd take it either way. It sucks.

They both suck. Well, that's the point. Both of those are whack. I'm saying what's scarier. The point is what's scarier. I think we're at a split decision. If you had to do one. Morg's saying he's going to have a fun ass dinner by himself. Solo dolo.

SpaghettiOs. Okay. And I could still get drunk later. Okay, this is this one should resonate for everyone in this room on a personal level. Coming down off of Adderall at Trader Joe's during primetime like 5 p.m. Everyone's there or being aggressively blown out in an uber stuck in traffic on the way to a festival. The second one by a million. No, I'd rather be coming down off adderall trader joe's okay my appetite my appetite's coming back oh my god trader joe's has a lot of the game which

is scarier not which one do you like more okay so now i'm gonna change my answer uber on coke you pick all the fun things yeah uber on coke is fucking horrifying there's a light at the end of that tunnel you're going to a festival absolutely But there's a light at the end of that tunnel. You're going to a festival. Absolutely not. There's no light because I have to walk. No, the light... When you're blown out in an Uber,

the light is right in front of your fucking face. Yeah. You don't have sight that far. All you see is the light. Yeah. I need 100% stimulation or this whole thing is trash. Yeah, your phone is getting checked a thousand times and it's saying 20 minutes over and over again, ETA.

That one, by a million, easy. Yeah, that might be the worst thing you could ever do ever. thousand times and it's saying 20 minutes over and over again eta that one five million easy yeah that might be the worst thing you could ever do ever not being where you want to be when you're blown out oh yeah so anxious yeah all right uh this one is the same scenario but in two different settings you're on acid by yourself once again there's no no no thought gets put into why this is the case so this is just the case on acid by yourself at a Taylor Swift concert or at a Korn concert Korn rips Korn does on acid though. Would that not know you didn't say you're on acid. I did Yeah, you're both are on acid That would rip Korn rips, but wouldn't you be terrified of the crowd? No, I'd be ripping. Swifties running around? A bunch of fucking 14-year-old girls?

You're gonna... Don't... Just don't... All I ask is you don't suck it that long. I like to suck it that long. He likes to suck it that long. Back to back in your neck. Anywhere where there's corn...

Corn. I'm in. Corn. Corn. Yeah, corn set me up for corn. So suck a dick. Swift is the worst. Acid at Swift?

No. The visuals would be great. No one there would be fat as shit. What visuals are there at a t swift t swift she's she's like watch your words a nice calming presence you almost said a hot is she that hot i didn't what would you guys give her out of 10 6 i'd give her horse girl in between horse girl and disney chick i think she's a 6 and that might only be because she's a billionaire it could be a 5 5 okay if you take yeah she's it's almost like no she's

a safe six five even without the money she's a seven she's an eight with the money she looks she just seems lame brings her down for me it's like either hot goth or hot horse girl it's like in that range i'm leaving acid at a corn concert girl with fucking piercings at the vagine we're talking everywhere on the body she has a piercing gun on her she's gonna fucking do a seance with me in like a fucking summoning circle okay there's no one under 45 at a corn concert for the record that doesn't but i didn't say dude you don't understand how much no i'm saying have you taken acid recently that's not a chill environment but it's have you taken acid recently in a corn concert no maybe have you been

to a cornorn concert? No. Have you? I would. Things are only good at Korn concerts. Yeah, Korn concert, you name it, I'm in. I'll respect your answers. I'm just here to mitigate. Okay.

What's the context for this? Okay, you either have... No, I'm saying... So they both have to be the same scenario. Okay. So I guess you have to be married for this to be the case. In your future marriage. That one. That's the scariest one. That's the scariest scenario. So I guess you have to be married for this to be the case. In your future marriage. That one.

That's the scariest one. That's the scariest part. Okay. So you're married. Both of them. You have your own sex tape leak from obviously the past. Yeah. Or your wife has a sex tape you don't know about that will leak in the future.

My own. So like you're going to be years and years into this my own by a billion yeah it's it's like an eight second tiktok i'm not tripping yeah people are like oh i gotta watch that again the smallest size file gets dropped it's like a five second tiktok you take that all day it's the it's literally the fucking when you hold down the video on your phone of porn and it shows you like the highlights that's that no it's like a you know when you six it's when you take a live photo it's only like five frames exactly that's about all yeah take me done um last one here okay uh getting stuck in a drunk conversation with the blue-haired goth girl from social studies okay or a blown out slash drunk convo

with a q and honor who's starting for the capitol i'll take that all day sounds like i take social studies so morg would love that so funny debate with that so funny no what's scarier oh what's scarier the the social studies one is scary those are both kind of fun because those are both kind of fun yeah i could get into eitheron. Those are both kind of fun. Yeah. I could get into either one of those, honestly. Because the blown out conversation with a QAnon person, they're saying, they're talking about how there's fucking gold under Joe Biden's neck and fucking like all kinds of crazy shit. See, that's scarier.

No, that's fun. Because you just feed into that. You're like, yeah, no. And they're just fucking. The blue haired girl, though, she's got perspective. That's what I'm saying. that's why it's scarier she's gonna be she's gonna be talking about real stuff with this one's fuck because they're both kind of fun morg would love the blue haired one i would i i like the blue day if you put him in a box in a box room with that woman for two hours he would come out of there with the funnest the biggest smile on his face yeah

because i could just poke at that conversation and i i just get what i get what i need out of that like that yeah scarier is definitely q anon because they're they're making me think and then i'm like oh see you would you would get sucked in yeah you'd actually become a q anon oh he's already flat earth all it takes is a little q and he's q anon yeah it's halfway through the alphabet already yeah biden has a fucking baby lizard kid i don't know fucking no yeah that would be that's a hundred biden's an infant lizard okay split decision there um yeah it's a splitter okay i here's something to think about okay i like this here's a is it in the words of jay i got a thinker that mustache looks like it's part of your hair like

i've seen i took the mustache off no i'm talking about on your head it's on your head it look i've seen men with that haircut precisely where they have a little patch just in the front yeah yeah that's why i told you to put it up there yeah i know because it works that's why i did it it plays okay do you think girls care at all about the costume itself or is it just how good will it look on me? That. No. By a billion. No.

So there's a very basal level care to be something that not everyone else is going to be. But also never mind because half of them are cats. Yeah, half of them are cats, cops, and fucking firefighters. I think there's a sincere attempt to try to find something unique, but what can you really find that's unique that's not they all watch the same shit like yeah i would i would say that the premise of every girl's costume is they're looking at pinterest tiktok whatever and they see some hot girl wearing

something they're like bam yeah it's how fat well that ass look in it right like how single am i how much do i want to get laid yeah they're not really concerned about the content of it right have you ever cared but yeah it's always about the idea no no no no for no when it what a girl's wearing no it's how about how that's that ass yeah i mean they definitely they probably try to brainstorm what's like the most absurd thing i can make look hot okay that's too absurd and now you end up as a fucking bunny or something okay okay so diving in a little bit deeper do you think do you think they're thinking that while they're looking at it no I think they think that would look good on me I would look hot in that

and that's it yeah they decide you're a girl you know you've got a fat ass big tits or whatever right whatever your thing is that's you can flaunt you pick a costume you pick a girl. You know you've got a fat ass, big tits, or whatever, right? Whatever your thing is that you can flaunt. You pick a costume that either lets you wear fucking thigh highs and has your ass showing. It's a fucking bikini and thigh highs. Or if you've got a fat rack, you're wearing a fucking corset or fucking your tits are out. That's it.

It's a whole show. This would have been a better one to prep, but I'm just curious if anyone has anything off tops. What is the most impressive, like, slutty version of something that you've seen pulled off stormtrooper that's good on paper that's like you you shouldn't be able to their whole body's covered yeah i've seen it in vegas no i'm saying like that is impressive because they shouldn't be able to pull that off yeah like a stormtrooper is in full body armor most they don't even have any skin but all you have to do to pull that off is put wear a mask maybe yeah it's wear the mask and you have floss just right here you wear the helmet and

just white yeah whatever huge white nipple tassels i don't know if that's a thing that gets filed away in my brain you just see it and you're like yeah that's yeah i've never thought like when a chick looks hot and something like oh that's really creative too see and that's probably why they don't even care to get creative because we're just like hot yeah well so how do you think they um refine the search what do you mean they don't it's not they just talk about halloween costumes and then on pinterest have you ever been on pinterest i actually just got on that recently yeah and then it's just like what what would fit or a tiktok video comes up these are the best five halloween costumes you should wear this year yeah like influencers starting october 1st are

posting costume ideas half of their fucking life is dress up dude they they got that down yeah that's yeah that's fair i mean realistically if a girl wasn't dressed up as anything and she just looked hot on halloween would you say a fucking word? No. What are you supposed to be, a hot chick? Yeah, no, that hangs out. They're like, yeah, dumbass. Yeah, that hits.

That's fucking crazy. Is it? But no. Is it? I don't have a single thing for this year. I don't know if I'm going to even put a single ounce effort into it. Shut the fuck up, dude. I'm Manscaped, man.

Be Hellboy, dude. Yeah, he's got an extra one of those that came in a two-pack. Okay, here's one. Here's a thinker as more like Skam. Love that. What do you think it's like having sex with someone who has Tourette's? What do you think? Okay, to help you think about it.

Because that exists. Yeah, but to help you think about because they it exists yeah but to help you think about it it's either it's kind of like a lie detector test almost they're either saying things because they basically say stuff that they're kind of thinking no that's not true but also not they kind of do no that's not are you the oh welcome to right over here no have you ever watched them they're not thinking it's the most random fucking thing yeah but it's about what they're doing usually no first of all they don't go by them they go by tour slash ads yes thank you they're tourette touretties um what i'm saying is is that if they were saying shit that was fucked up but it was like about how good the sex was that would be kind of cool if they're like oh shit he's piling me oh whoops i didn't mean to say that like the stuff they're thinking or opposite they're like damn this is whack just saying that out loud i feel

like i feel like small dick but it feels good i feel like sex already kind of gives girls Tourette's because they say some shit that they would never fucking say okay but if it's good or bad i mean they're always there's a lot or fuck all that. They're just yelling out bing bong We know No, no, Garrett had a pretty good point there Sex gives girls Tourette's I think I tried to gloss it over

Um, okay What was the question again? What do you think it's like having sex with someone who has Tourette's? Probably very exciting. No, you become a champion. Because as soon as you get the bad feedback, you have to fix now. No, I'm saying this shit would be so random that it'd be hard to kind of keep pace. It could be random.

It could be them just being like fucking tweetily. Well, then you know it's good that's yeah because they're relaxing they're letting the pics out as long as it's not super small dick but they do do that too but if you're fucking i've seen that like have you seen that one girl on tiktok like she says super small dick when she's cooking yeah true is she cooking something good there you go see she's getting that nice walk you have to get past the barrier of okay if she was making a good meal she said super small dick does that mean when i'm fucking her even though is she saying i have a super small dick or she likes it so she says super small

dick i'm trying to picture the tourette's girl in my head i'm supposed to be fucking and it's not working okay here's the other thing. What if there's no ticks? There's no ticks? What if it stops? Like, is that worse? I feel like it might stop. They're so distracted? Yeah.

Well, do they tick out on a roller coaster? Tick out? Fuck, I'm sorry. No, I like tick out. I'm going to start saying tick out. I don't know if I can know enough about Treads to make an honest judgment. Like, can they tick out on, like, roller coaster i don't like if they're fully any time it's like holding in a sneeze yeah i mean have you seen that guy lewis capaldi who has tourette's he's an insane singer he like

had an insane he was like headlining glastonbury and had like an insane fucking tourette's attack and the crowd just like sung the song for him because he was tweaking out. Tweaking's a bad word. He was having a... He was Tourette-ing. He was Tourette-ed up. He was retts. He was touring.

He was on tour. He was on tour. He was on tour. He was getting torn up. Yeah, that's a tough one because I've never had the pleasure. I don't think any of us will, but... Wait, is it morally correct and i guess they're not

mentally handicapped i know but it's still a little weird yeah but i guess the chances of you dating somebody that also has to read date no but i'm saying like the chances of you if you have tourette's dating someone that has tourette's is like very low. Okay. Alright. Interesting question. I would love to see. No one's saying you both have Tourette's. No but I'm saying like. I was just saying. Like it's kind of like a weird you think about them in a weird

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Oompa Loompa? Or an actually scary kid? Most kickable? Yeah. You said kid? Yeah. Done. I was going to go Minion right off rip, but if there's an actual scary kid who's trying

to get into character and like fuck with you, like I'll just like, fuck off. I'm gonna kick you in the face. Yeah, no, okay wait minion oompa-loompa Minion if they pulled it off could be fun if they were doing the like voice and shit, but it's like oh fuck like yeah Well, that's kid. Yeah Fucking walk. That's a fucking minion fucker. Yeah Dobby's kind of kickable i feel like nah dobby hopefully he turns his corner really quick oh fuck yeah oh you're saying like a shock value yeah then a scary kid yeah scary kid a little demon walks up to me they're getting kicked in yeah a little like a little you don't get to scare me i'm almost bigger than you like what's the costume that the the dog

like has a spider where it's like running around and looks like a big spider Oh, yeah, or there's yeah, oh that one's a couple of the cake. Yeah, there's a couple of those good dog costumes Yeah, they like you can't see the front of them mm-hmm. Yeah, they just look like a running giant spider Like yeah kick the fuck. Yeah, that one's pretty fucked up. Yeah, actually scary kid I'm I don't know they're all like if you I don't hate your costumes in general Like I would punch most people if I could mm-hmm they're all like if you turn a corner costumes in general like i would punch most people if i could like if a kid scared you at your own door i'd probably just throw how fucked up is it when that guy was in the goddamn fucking terrifier costume the other night and he's the only guy wearing a costume that was pretty fucking well that there were actually like four or five people

who were wearing costumes and i had a thought to myself it's too early and then i saw that guy it's way too early for that one that was all out and he put a lot of effort in yeah it was full he's carrying around a trash bag face paint and who paid that guy i don't know it was like 10 days before halloween that's what i'm saying is wait what are you doing no he wasn't paid to be there he was just a guy oh he was just a guy yeah he was just there that's interesting on the 21st 10 days before halloween that's not acceptable like how many does he have more costumes or is he wearing that a lot? Oh, you know he's wearing that every night of Halloween. He's starting tomorrow. He's gonna be in that fucker every day He's gonna smell like a trash bag

Let's see what else do I got here? This is okay. This is one that I just need you guys help Garrett knows I have a problem with this I'm bad at remembering people's names so bad i have always fallen back on calling people buddy guy pal sometimes i say boss it's not chief which one of those is the worst buddy buddy by far you think buddy's the worst if it's not your buddy there's no more disrespect no they may think we're buddies because they remember me, but I don't remember. Like, it's not someone that I'm walking up to them and I'm like, what's up, Buddy? No. It's like we're talking and I've forgotten their name and then I'm like, we have an interaction later and I'm like.

I feel like Buddy's only acceptable to like a younger, like, friend. Or an enemy. Okay, Buddy. Exactly. No, but pal is fucking tough boss no boss is good do you actually use pal though because that's okay i haven't yeah i don't say no you don't say okay all right that's fucked up yeah all right pal me and my pal here yeah yeah that's this is my pal that's fucking that's fun that's just out of character but i think buddy's a close second what guy is okay what's up guy oh i don't like any of these my guy is my guy what's up guy this

is my guy yeah no if you say what's up my guy that's fine yeah but you guys the best one power ranked if you say my guy i like your little bro accent on that what's up my guy what's up my name what's up my guy no i feel like there's some you missed there but he's saying ones that he used those are the ones i use pal was just kind of throwing it flows off the tongue with buddy guy buddy guy pal buddy guy boss isn't that bad though because i usually feel bad about boss boss is a lit one boss and chief are fine if someone calls me boss i'm like what's up me i you know what the truth is i usually use boss negatively like when someone's being a cock we're like all right boss but then you think about girl boss and then that's awesome

yeah all right girl boss okay that's that's it that that's better than just boss okay i'm just trying to i'm trying to curb my because the other night when we went out we ran into like three people that i definitely met before didn't remember their names and I was saying all of them and I was like I gotta fucking figure this out I gotta at least know which one's okay because I think I tried some of them out both of you are pretty horrible but John takes the cake at that

what do you think is your like number one go to when you don't remember their name I think brother is a nice one I'll usually I would say I don't remember their name i think brother is a nice one i'll usually if yeah i feel that i would say i don't even use a thing i yeah i try to refrain from from all like the worst is when i know i'm gonna have to introduce like there's an introduction that needs to be done and i'll just kind of and and this is and i'll like pause like i'm like leaving them the floor i'll just be like

and this is oh i'll redirect to the person that i do know redirect yeah so say i'm introducing someone that i know to someone that i don't know i'll be like this is them oh i start with them all these start with the one you know like out of a scene out of a movie has it ever happened to you or they literally don't say their name though oh yeah yeah absolutely and then but then what happens is the other person feels so awkward that they introduce like they handle it well no no i'm not saying you don't know both i'm saying this happened to me recently i introduced my little brother to someone because i could not remember this guy's name and i was like yo what's up this is my brother gavin and the guy just goes what's up dude and i was like oh okay yeah then it's on gavin in that

scenario to be like what's your name yeah what's what's your name boss? Oh, yeah. Yeah I defer he hasn't been through enough of that shove that up shove that up. What do you to youthful? What do you do when they ask you what their name is? They like they're in on it I say if they oh, they're like testing you. Yeah. Yeah, fuck you. You know, I don't know it I just commit to brother Most most you're my time brother is a casual one but if anyone ever checked me and said do you remember my name I'm just like no yeah you're a cunt

or just laugh with them no of course we're not doing that dude dude I remember your name bro Dougie if I could choose to forget anything in my entire life it'd be those moments for sure i thrive in those i live that's my daily i know like 12

people's names by heart yeah you've forgotten some people that i'm impressed that you've forgotten yeah and six of them are random people oh yeah you'll never see it yeah the guy at trader joe's no there's there's like people oh the six that he remembers no there's some people that you've met 50 times where i've been like this guy and you're like not not ringing any bells and i show you the picture you're like oh yeah you're just my guy i still don't remember their name but i know i've seen them yeah you're just absolutely my guy and i just said their name right before I showed you the picture and you still don't know what it is. Yeah, absolutely not.

My guy might work for everything. Brother is safe. This is my guy. It's racially inclusive. Yeah. What? It is. What? I needed that. It's just kind of been bugging me since the other night so I just wanted to get it out there. That's a fair question.

A little jam sesh with the boys. That's fair Do we want to do best hookup costumes best hookup costume combos? Okay? I like that 2023. Yeah Are you so? Like this would just be fucking legendary. Let's just let's just let's not snake drive. Let's just throw out some yeah You want me to go first sure Doodle Bob and any ho-ass costume Yeah, doodle Bob. Yeah, cuz he's me me I thought this was best

Best hookup costume, okay, that is the best if you're doodle bob so oh my lord when i when i thought i was taking the band halloween is like the cornucopia of having a funny like funny one-liners work on halloween what do you like when you're trying to talk to a girl you did not just use the word cornucopia in a sentence yeah i did it is it's the cornucopia it's an ink like okay define it cornucopia the peak that's not what the cornucopia is the pinnacle It's the biggest corn cornucopia is what is it? It's a fucking basket They serve Thanksgiving dinner and you fucking know it's not no that is not what it is is not what it is look it up I don't have Wi-Fi. I do

Is it with a K or C see Big difference. My whole point is dead. Because we kind of just killed it there. So I will just say Ken costume. Best hookup costume? Yeah. Wait, no.

I wanted you to go back to it. I just have never heard that word used in my life. Well, yeah. It was used correctly. What was it? It's basically, this is the one-liner city. If you can walk up and make a good joke about costumes, something you're dressed as,

if you're dressed as fucking Captain Jack Sparrow and you're like, you want to go back to the Black Pearl, like that hits this night only. It works well. It's the best night for it. It's a cornucopia. So you need to be something that either can, that looks good. It's a cornucopia. It's a cornucopia. So you need to be something that either can, that looks good. It's a cornucopia.

It's a cornucopia. It's a horn-shaped flask or whatever. Yes, it is. It's stuffed with puns. But a Ken costume is good for that. Because you can just walk up to any girl who's dressed up like a slut. And just be like, you're my Barbie. Let's go home.

Yeah. I'd say 7 out of ten that works yeah what's the question i don't even recall what's going on i'm corn that's a costume i'm cornucopian best hookup costumes i have john with slutty anything okay i like that that works that's gonna happen it might work i'm good at the one-liners so it's gonna that wasn't to save face either that was my first um I had the inflatable alien abduction costume somewhere okay and and flow from progressive okay so you okay yeah I could see those both working yeah right yeah yeah that works flow walks up and she's like I've got coverage all over you. Oh coverage anywhere. Yeah, who covered you know She's not saying shit. You're just getting abducted by an alien and you're just fucking okay

Okay, so alien and anything really so the alien fucking The purse is it a person told him or it's no the aliens taking you away, but he's sober. Huh? Yeah I just had to check I had a really good Oppenheimer costume cuz that guy just lays pipe That's fair if you're dressed up real snazzed out like in a fucking couple of sweaters like he's got that bomb dick yeah Oppenheimer and a nuclear bomb yeah, you could have some good lines if we're from the office gonna blow your back out yeah Yeah, that's he's gonna be explosive yeah So I have I have mr.. Mrs.. Incredible because mrs.. Incredibles got a fucking dumper. She has a fucking blown

Incredibles fit gentlemen, you know yeah Incredible it's a good-looking group incredible combo if I'm dressed up as mr.. Incredible, and there's a mrs. Incredible You better believe no it's going down in Chinatown, baby. I'm using every ounce of power I have oh it's going down in chinatown baby i'm using every ounce of power i have and she stretches too that's crazy oh yeah we're doing flexibility workouts the whole night do you think okay i'm like do the splits right now okay okay coming to my world no the world of red that sounds like okay do you think there's like a meeting say the world of red do you think there's like a meeting when they're doing like the Pixar movies when they have her with like various sizes of ass and They're like the drawings like yeah, they're like pick one the other. No, they're just like much ass

It's like I think they have the original draft and the guy just goes needs more It needs more. I bet you it's kind of like you know when they're doing the glasses thing like slide one slide two Slide one slide two and like two and it's a bigger ass and then they go okay now every time one or two and it's bigger it's an even bigger and finally someone's like we didn't draw bigger than that yeah oh there's a threshold where they're like okay that's too yeah it's too they're like ah no two is fine no four i think at least again they got four layers deep before i got because that's a big team of gentlemen that have to decide like how big i think

it's all men dude yeah what do you mean so what do you mean in the meeting room? They're like hey? We're gonna have a female care What if they're just like oh, mr.. Incredible has huge arms and huge pecs Let's give mrs.. Incredible fat fucking ass if we want to be empowering yeah, we need the adults to want to watch it, too How do we do it also? No one's believing that a girl with superpowers is a flat-ass her name's a Lasseter Dump the fuck out You can stretch your whole body, but you couldn't thicken up the cheeks a little bit historically accurate. Yeah, yeah For the last one here is just any of the porn combos the classic porn's we got pizza delivery plumber lifeguard Any of those you just you got a plenty of you got plenty of juice you've got fodder. Yeah, you've got juice

I don't know why my the rest of mine didn't actually update from my phone must have been on airplane mode mm-hmm uh okay i got spitball here yeah spit on my balls um okay on the off chance on the off chance that a girl's dress is Marilyn Monroe it would be chast if your dresses my John F Kennedy that night right mmm okay or a little boy and Michael Jackson will work too oh that would be good yeah that does work like I'm wearing anything and someone dresses Michael Jackson I'm getting class Dean and a child and an island okay if you dress up it is Epstein you need to be arrested how would you do that I'm gonna look up Epstein costume

Oh, we don't have Wi-Fi Look up No, we're back We got Wi-Fi back Epstein costume I just wanna see what pops up Do 2023 Because we might have a new

Jeffrey Epstein costume Oh And how much? Next day delivery or no? If it doesn't have a noose around it Oh, okay So there's a couple of options here You could do

Like one of his classic outfits And then put the black bar across your eyes Because they always cover him up for like the show that he's on hmm or there's one of him in I guess he was a knight of some sort I wouldn't be surprised if you so he has like the British kind of military outfit oh yeah they knighted him so that he wouldn't comes out at night yes it was a predator oh it's a businessman another one is just if you have the like you know the mask that you wear if you're going to like a sex party kind of thing those masks oh like yeah masquerade what's that fucking movie called don't worry about it good it's with

tom cruise it's about it's about orgies but yeah and then uh so my last one was buzz lightyear and woody like if the girl is one of them slutty woody and you're buzzed up there's a snake in my boot you know yeah sometimes that's the first one that you did that made sense i like that yeah no that that that one ripped and she's like to infinity and beyond yeah be good okay what else we got here i like how you finished that with i think i think think. It's a safe way to say something. Well, at least I think. Yeah, I kind of just feel it. Okay, this is a good one.

Wait. Okay. Unless you think you had a better one than me? What do you got? Okay, okay. Which of these is the douchiest costume? Just a Travis Kelsey jersey? Top Gun Maverick,

Jake Paul, or the Situation Jersey Shore? Situation Jersey Shore at this point is kind of funny. Yeah. Like if you did the hair, like it's not a wig and you did your hair like that, I'd laugh at that. That's Pauly D. Situation doesn't have it.

Situation would be hard to even know what's going on. Yeah, what is that? Which one is that one? He's the skinny fucking dweeb. Oh, we got a situation here. He's the buzz cut? No, that's Vinny. Pretty much you just gotta wear a wife beater and get a fake tan.

He had like spiky hair. He didn't have the Pauly D fucking. Oh, okay, yeah, I know. The sort of like bigger one. Okay, let's just say if you dress up as a situation no one would fucking know yeah You just look like a douche bag we'd have to have like on your wife beater say like Jim this is in laundry or something Yeah, yeah, GTO and even then they'd be like which one are you or you have an alarm going off every three minutes? And you're like oh hold up. I got a situation

It's to the point where it's to the point where even when the situation if he was at the party no one would know who that was yeah Or you have your buddy walk around with you and be like oh it's the situation okay so not that one what was the other ones we got Jake Paul the Travis Kelce one if you did that I would be pretty gay that's pretty douchey right okay I think that's only really really really really really fucking gay is if your girlfriend's Taylor Swift. Yeah. Because if you're just wearing a football jersey,

like, obviously everyone thinks you're a fucking loser, but... No, it's not douchey. It's like, really? If you wore a Travis... A peanut butter and jelly. If you wore a Travis Kelsey jersey, though, that's pretty... Well, I'm just saying because you have the mustache going right now that, like... But what if it said number 87 Pfizer on the back?

Oh, if it said Pfizer boy? If it said Pfizer boy boy on the back now that rips okay we've we've we've twisted these into they're all great so far what were the other ones um Top Gun Maverick and Jake Paul Jake Paul would be tough to spin I don't know if I could spin that one it might be that one well I don't because that means you like him if they're non-ironically him if like they were him with like a black eye and you just have like a fucking fake problem child tattoo on your chest yeah yeah you deserve to die if you were him as a joke and like you hated him so he like was just got the shit beat out of him oh you just make him look mad gay yeah we need somebody to beat the shit out of that guy well if he ever fights a real fighter maybe i'll

do it i think you can take it i'll do it. I think you can take a haircut. I'll do it What was the other one top gun Maverick? Yeah, that's pretty fucking black. I feel like you see that every year though guy in a fucking flight suit Yeah, at least with that one like yeah, they're douchebags. It's not overtly douchey. It's just like I'm kind of lazy Yeah, I can kind of take it because like it is a lot of pieces to it Like you got the nice jacket like hopefully it's like an actual or you could just buy the fucking party city flight suit and you look yeah that's true i don't think that's douchey i think it's wow i'm gonna go jake paul jake paul jake paul top douche yeah that'd be pretty douchey i'm with that okay let's see what do i got here oh okay no we're gonna stay halloween themed

because i have another one we're gonna gonna say go Christmas if you're gonna go Okay, which girl are you taking home based off their costume You guys ready? sexy Joe Biden with a thick ass dumpy Bob Ross with an absolute rack But the wig instead of on their head is spilling out the bikini line like pubes. Or... Did you take that one from Euphoria? Huh?

Did you take that one from Euphoria? Is that from Euphoria? One of the girls dresses as Bob Ross for Halloween. No, but that's just the thing. Yeah. No, I like it. I'm just curious if that was inspired by it. So, Boob Ross.

Boob Ross. Or the girl who thought it would be cool and out of the box to dress up as the broken Barbie Who which one of my take home the movie cuz I haven't seen that yeah, I thought you have seen it Mm-hmm. Oh, there's a broken Barbie like every girl has a Barbie that they like beat to shit So it's like all messy and she's like quirky relatable. So there's gonna be a girl You're gonna say which of these heinous costumes. Are you most likely to take home? Yes Boo bras, which one's my girlfriend dresses boob Ross broken Barbie and sexy Joe with a dumper with a fucking absolute sitter cane or no cane does she fall

she does fall asleep and ramble on occasion no that you have to like when she needs to go to the bathroom like you have to take her there because she can't find her way around well that's because she walked good huh she has a thick buns but like is she falling around like joe she doesn't matter how she walks it's how she sits what was the last one uh the girl who thinks it was cool and out of the box to dress up as the broken barbie there's gonna be a bunch of Barbies. Broken Barbie. Boob Ross. Dumpy Joe. Yeah. I think Broken Barbie has the most creativity, so I might be drawn to that.

Because neither of them are going to look good. You don't think sexy Joe Biden's creative? No, if you rigged Dumpy Joe. Imagine a girl with like the fucking, it's just like she slicks back. Kind of like you. She's got the big aviators. Can we acknowledge how good of a head of hair that motherfucker has on him not anymore he used to though he's a lizard dude i mean something's up he's got hair though he's a lizard a good skinned thick dumpy joe biden but no one has better hair than trump so i guess it's not an accomplishment and she already talks kind of like it too drunk girls just talk like joe biden

that's true incoherent just nonsense i'm going dumpy joe dumpy joe that's what i would pick only if she talks to me the same way like i don't know what the fuck she's saying yeah exactly she just starts a sentence and then rambles on to nothing but loves it but booby ross wait what was up with the hair uh they take the wig like the big wig and it's it's flumping out the bush it's pubed out it's kind of hot and be like what's behind that bush i brought my trimmers oh man and i'm mansca Be like, oh, should I trim that bush for you? I'm going Thot Ross. Thot Ross?

No, I'm going Dumpy Joe. Dumpy Joe. It's got to be Dumpy Joe. It's an easy one. Plot twist. I'm going to paint a picture on her face. Next question. Wait.

Oh, yeah. We don't even have to include this, but it's just funny that I have it written down. Haggard's Toast? No. Jay, does that work at all written down. Haggard's toast? No. Jay, does that work at all? Please. It's burnt to all fuck. I've given you mine in so many times of turmoil.

So the question that me and Jay were thinking... That's not good at all. It's so empty. The question that me and Jay were thinking of is what are some tricks you'd be happy getting at someone's door? What are some tricks you'd be happy getting at someone's door what are some tricks you'd be happy getting or happy even it wouldn't be get it would be a c you see a trick like you open the door and the person's like you're like trick or treat and they're like trick and then they do the splits why is no one ever i don't think i've ever seen

a trick you need to go to poor neighborhoods They're like we couldn't afford candy But I'm gonna do a backflip for you Like lower than Jolly Rancher And like the What are the little lollipops The only trick I've ever gotten is someone gives you an apple But they said treat

Or it's fucking drunk dad chugs another beer And fucking mom's pissed That's a trick Yeah I've seen some fights on halloween that's fun maybe uh the trick is that they like magic some candy out of your bag or they steal some candy from you i could if they just stole my magic to kick out of my bag and what is the premise of the trick or treat like how did the origins if you think about it like how i think it's gone on for our entire lives and we've never seen a trick really I think the trick is supposed to be if they don't have a treat you do something to them

It's like a oh like if you don't give me a treat I'm gonna fuck you a trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat Yeah, there it is So it's not so then we're back to a treat so if you don't smell my if you don't give me something good to eat Smell my fucking feet bitch. How's that for a trick, you fuck? You stupid bitch. You stupid dumb whore. I've never been tricked, bro. You wanna give me floss?

Smell my feet. Valid. A trick. I bet you fucking foot fetish dudes are fired up for trick or treat. Smell my feet. He's like, got no candy. Oh yeah. Let me smell them.

OnlyFans is bussing. I'm just saying, the foot guy's like, sorry, no candy you better not make me smell your feet you know there's a fucking pedo in almost every neighborhood that's just sitting there with a bucket of no candy on the porch just like oh sorry I'm out you guys have been walking around all night looks like I'm gonna have to smell your feet those socks look sweaty darn

wait you see the video on tiktok like this week of the guy paying that girl 20 bucks to take her socks off and he just goes to the park bench and she's filming him from like behind a tree and he's just fucking sniffing the shit out of him. Yeah, that's good stuff, right? No, it was incredible. It's good. It's called content.

Wait, how'd they meet? He just walked up to her in a park and said, hey, I'll give you 20 bucks if you take your socks off. Yeah, that's proper business. That is how trick or treat is supposed to work. though yeah that's proper business that is how trick-or-treat is supposed to work if the treat is given then the child will not perform a trick the child has to trick out it's mischief like a mischief like i'm gonna toilet paper your lawn so it's it's weirdly a demand yeah it's saying i'm gonna fucking ruin your night if you don't give me a treat yeah it's kind of fuck them kids yeah no it's more like

fuck them adults well i think what it really is is poor planning by adults because you haven't trained your kids to fuck with someone if they don't give them a treat i think we need did you were you ready if someone didn't give you candy did you have something i've seen houses get egg you're getting egg yeah i've seen houses get egged if they didn't have trick treats tricks that's a trick wait but here's my thing with trick-or-treating how many fucking of your neighbors do you trust handing out food to your kids well i mean if you go on facebook moms are freaking out left and right dude there's razor blades fentanyl needles and kit kats oh they're gonna give out fucking weed gummies yeah like i don't want to fucking walk walk three miles i'll just buy you some candy see that's why you're going to be a poor parent

but realistically for the child at this point honestly I would just go through the bag that they got and just replace every single thing with something from the store because it's objectively fucking sketchy shit how many of your neighbors are you like

fuck yeah I really love that guy give candy to my kid I get your point my thought because how many of your neighbors are you like fuck? Yeah, I really love that guy What I think I need my kid I get your point. My thought is How much of fucking effort am I gonna go out of my way? To prepare something weird that's gonna fuck with some random kid that I'm never gonna see well about as much effort as it would take To plan murdering someone but I'm saying it's like so it's so out of the box like I mean But there are people out there there are and that's why the facebook groups go dummy yeah you see these moms think about your neighbors you're taking a stroll around your neighborhood okay you see your neighbor you're

like offers me a cookie on a random day i'd take it no no why not yeah wouldn't even have to be halloween i would eat a random cookie yeah you need a random cookie yeah all right you you're scared of your neighbors you use fucking beta fucking beta of your neighborhood, dude? You walk around all scared, you're fucking, oh, hope he doesn't come out and fuck with me. This guy might beat my ass. If anything, you should fear coming to my fucking house. You sound like a little bitch, dude. Don't come here. Well, no, because I got the dank candy. I got the king size, motherfucker. You're scared as shit. Easier to fit a razor blade in.

I'm surprised you go on so many little walks around the neighborhood, or you're so scared of all the neighbors. Well, I'm trying to see where to not send you guys when you fucking go trick-or-treating. Dude, I'll trick-or-treat at the houses you don't want me to go to and I'll fucking candy up. You're fucking thick-or-treat. I'll fucking eat the shit out of those. Thick-or-treat, smell my feet, eat my ass and let's suck your meat. And thick-or-beat my cheeks. There he is. What the fuck is up, dude? Yeah, dude, he just got

absolutely sigma'd there. What the fuck is up? What's up? Alright. I liked that. Yeah, let's do it right there. What else you got? Big boy. We could do it right there.

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