Not Another D&D Podcast - C3 Ep. 37: The Serpent's Trail (Legends of Irondeep)

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

Duck Team pursues the serpent under the mountain and runs into some big trouble! Callie enjoys a strange cocktail, Sol plays some nu metal, and Hardwon dusts off his driving skills. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music/Sound Effects Include:"Alert Chime 1" by FoolBoyMedia."A Wizard Tournament" by Emily Axford."Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford."Balnor the Brave" by Emily Axford."The Ruins of Cragwater" by Emily Axford."Zelbuldar" by Emily Axford."Mothership" by Emily Axford."Jolene the Green" by Emily Axford."Implicated" by Emily Axford."Illsed's Secret" by Emily Axford."Snake Fight" by Emily Axford."The Posse" by Emily Axford.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Thank you Let's go ahead and do a little recap. So last time you dealt with the fallout of the literal fallout of dropping a cable car with swag Daniels and his mothership friends inside. After swag escaped, you were descended on by drones who scanned Callie and confirmed her identity as one of the killers. Knowing she was marked, Callie elected to hide away in the mines for the night to draw heat away from the party. During the night, Kelly spoke to a rat and found a bean rat.

Bean rat. I would later become pregnant. You make it sound so unhid. No, it's not. It's the first plush that's wet when you get it. Shop.nadpod.com. Those beans are uncanzed. They just come loose in the box. It's been in the box.

It's been soaked in a backed up garbage disposal water. It's mostly juice. You can't ship a can. It's too expensive. A box is way cheaper. Yeah, it'll be dripping with bean juice for sure. Be guaranteed it. Anyway, during the night, Kelly spoke to a rat

and found out that Gromdall bronze beard, the beast master, she once fled from with the original serpent egg is attempting to communicate with the new iron deep serpent wreaking havoc in the mines. The serpent hatched from an egg in Gromdahl's care and he seems to be trying to reconnect with it through the rats. Meanwhile, hard one in Saul chatted about their strange relationships with their fathers and daddy selves, then attempted to decipher a message sent by Beanrats from Callie. The next two guys hanging out. Two guys freaking chillin' hanging out with Beanrats.

Yeah, talking to rats. The next morning, you were visited by advisors, Aline, who equipped you with fire-resistant armor to brave the sweltering heat. Sweltering? Is that what word I'm looking for? Sweltering? Okay, I don't know, for some reason I looked at that and I was like, no, not right, but it is correct. Okay, you got it, man.

We got it. We got it. Words are weird, gang. They really are. They look like they're not words. They try to pose like they're not a word. I know, I was like sweltering. What is that like sweating, touring? I mean, I think if you're sweltering, they're not a word. I know I was like sweltering. What is that like sweating?

Turing I mean, I think if you're sweltering you're probably sweating you're also Sweltering yeah, it's a swell sweat. Yeah, yeah, that's interesting That's really interesting. Yeah, you could be sweltering in a sweater actually Yeah, there's a lot of SW there's a lot of SW based heat words out there. Yeah You're not quite styling now You're definitely sweltering as you sweat in a sweater. Okay, and with that, I'm going to get back to it. Culled will trough the beat again. Rit, rit, rit, rit.

So you guys got fire resistant armor to brave the sweltering heat deep below the mountain so you could find... You guys don't sound like a word to me. No, it doesn't sound like a word to me. Okay. To brave the sweatering heat. Yeah, that's good. That sounds right. You feel like you're wearing a sweater. Salt is wearing a sweater, so it doesn't. Okay. Do brave the sweatering heat. Yeah, that's good. That sounds right.

You feel like you're wearing a sweater. It's all is wearing a sweater. So it checks out. To brave the sweatering heat's deep below the mountain so you could find the missing Jaina Bronzebeard. As you prepare to leave, you are approached by Krugin who asked you to be on the lookout for his daughter, Kenna, in the mines. She is Jaina's squire and is likely lost down there

with her. Krugin warned you though, to be subtle. His daughter resents his connection to the Iron Deep criminal underworld. You descended into the mines and met up with Kali again, as Foster began glowing. Hi. She's here.

Oh, hey. As Foster began glowing and leading you into the mountains towards the serpent, you followed the footsteps left by Jaina and her crew, but pivoted to an abandoned tunnel full of spider webs and crossed a heavily damaged bridge before it collapsed. On the other side, you entered an enormous mineshaft and raced down an avalanche of rock. After numerous knockouts, hard-worn managed to drag Callie to an escape tunnel, and the three of you tumbled to safety as the exit behind you was sealed

with rock and debris. You took a moment to lick your wounds before Foster, once again began plotting down the abandoned mines towards the serpent, and that's where we are now. So we are catching up and that's where we are now. So we are catching up with our crew here. You guys have just taken a short rest. So how's everybody looking? I'm not at full, but I did use all my... Okay. So you guys have mustered kind of all of your enthusiasm

and constitution for the day, right away with this rock slide. Yeah, I'm just putting band-aids on everyone's asses. Yeah, my look-to-its are gone. To you! Give me a cute little band-aid on my face. Oh, you got it. Yeah, Powerpuff Girls. I don't know why I have this.

You are in this tunnel. The dust has settled and foster begins kind of plotting along down the mine with his red eyes. And he just- He's so strange that we always let him go first. He just looks back at you guys expectantly. He looks so small and vulnerable. Yeah, there's a saying about Canary's in a mind,

but he's a duck, so it should be fine. Brat, is there fearless leader? I fall into step with my leader, foster. Yeah, you see he's plotting along and you guys are following him. I mimic the ball. Yeah, we all waddle behind. I'll waddle, yeah, I'll waddle last. Yeah, you see he's plotting along, and you guys are following him. I'm in the car. I'm in the car. We all waddle behind.

A little, yeah, what a last. Yeah, you guys all. Yes, Captain. Waddle in a line. And Foster is almost like a divine construct. So he defies sort of a regular like logic of nature. He'll just like fall over and get completely squished and then just get up and keep plotting along.

This book, do we see like actual lava that he's just like walking past? Yeah. It's just like walking through little puddles of lava and stuff. He's fine. Well, as you guys plot along and while along, everybody go ahead and give me perception checks. 15. 10. 9.

Okay. Walking down the tunnel for a while you Come across a patch of debris where another tunnel has collapsed and collided with this one You can get past it with some climbing, but it clogs up a lot of the hall here with a rock and dust But amongst the debris Cali You catch a shimmer of metal Reflecting back on your torch light. I'll say you guys have like little torches out because it's pitch black in here. And you notice the serrated edge of a large drill bit.

Okay. I'm curious. I'm going to try to free it from the debris. Great. You guys start moving some of this debris here, moving rocks, pushing like boulders to the side. It takes a while to clear out some of this stuff, but you quickly become aware that this is an enormous drill car, and hard one. You have seen vehicles like this. You take some time to remove the debris, and you find

this very large drill car. There are big, threaded tires, a dark, thick metal shell, and a thick glass bubble that must be magically protected in some way, because it has not broken under the weight of all these rocks. Okay. This thing's pretty cherry. I used to drive one of these in high school. What's the sound system like?

Oh, it's not as good as my speaking stone in a cup on the boat, but it'll do. I guess the bubble is kind of like one big cup. We can just pop the speaking stone in there and just be bombarded with sound. Let's get in. Sweet. So, hard one. You crack open the bubble and notice that there's not several seats in here, there's just one giant cushioned leather seat.

And not sure this was a dwarven vehicle. Yeah, that kind of occurs to you hard one and you look out and you're kind of like, this is a little bit bigger than I remember. Hey, I probably haven't written in one of these since I was a lot younger and it looked, oh, the dwarven ones looked a lot bigger, but here I am. And uh, this seems to be the same size and I've got a lot larger that strange. Yeah. Can Callie and I fit like one of the ass grooves? Yeah, you guys can, you, all three of you can fit inside, which is obviously a little concerning. Huh. So mine in high school was, was, was a compact, I think. It was a hatchback, big car., okay, of the people that we've met in this town,

who would need one that is the size? Is that the implication that someone else, that's not a dwarf? It's been coming down here. Go ahead and give me insight checks. That's a four. Eight. Okay.

Uh, 13? Just a swallow, okay. Yeah. I'm gonna say that with such a low roll 13? Just a swallowed, okay. Yeah, I'm gonna say that with such a low roll from hard one, who would be the one that would maybe know more about this stuff, you don't get any more information other than, this is pretty clearly a giant drill car.

Right, yeah, when you said giant seat, you were being literal. A literal giant seat. Do we find a driver registration form? How is the engine as it been used recently? Oh, yeah. Yeah, as you guys like investigate around and stuff, you do pick up that this is not some ancient piece

of equipment that's been lost to the mines. This is something that was used recently and probably just got away from its driver in one of these rocks lines like. Like in the past couple days. Like in the past couple days or maybe even in the past couple hours. But wait.

Can I take my hair that I took from Autrasus' head and look to see if it's got a companion hair in here. Okay, go ahead and give me a hair check. Let's see. Investigation check with advantage. 18 on the dice. That is a 19. Okay, great.

Callie, you look around and you do find some long red hairs in here. Just like the one I have. No, Autrasus hair is white. He's a frost giant. Someone fucking houses doing this. Hard one pats his head. I'm not losing it, am I? Can I do it investigation? Yeah, I'm not losing it. Yeah, sure.

This is 17, he becomes an 18. I can assure you that she successfully sees that I'm not. You know, Jake controls his own character. So weirdly, yeah, he's got a pretty disheveled beard, but as you like comb through it, they fucking stay stuck. Damn. What are you doing? I think he might be putting products in there?

Is it so thick and healthy? Maybe you know some sort of like paladin That's like keeping it strong and healthy. I don't know. Yeah, it's a biotic. I'm a paladin. I'll say without even a new insight roller, Whatever, fire giants. You guys know fire giants are down here in the mines and stuff

But their home is deeper down So do you think that that is again pretty deep coming up? That's not trying to figure out where they bursting through trying to like expand their territory This is so fucked. I'm not thinking of all the fucking people that were gonna have to Talk down off of attacking this serpent and now I'm gonna add fire giants to that list There's a chance we just discovered a vehicle. They might not know about the serpent. We are in their territory. Right. Alright, let's get in, rifle through for any goods. Great. Let's check these radio presets.

Yeah, what do fire giants listen to? Hard one, As you touch the sort of bubble up here where there's all these buttons and levers and everything, you see that a dashboard does light up. And instantly you see everything goes kind of dark. And then there's red lights that go up all around the dashboard, showing like white text and things like that, all in an unfamiliar language. You can presume giant.

And amongst the messages on the dashboard, there is an obvious radar device that is not picking up any other vehicles at the moment. But you do see that there is a lever that is near like this giant steering wheel that hard one, you need to like go almost full wingspan in order to drive it. It's quite ridiculous.

You look like a child practicing driving like in their parents' lap. All right, I guess a hard one. You control the steering wheel. I'll sit on your head and be the lookout and Cali. Do you want to be the pedals? Yeah, all right. I mean, I'm all about flowers.

Get on the car. Oh, that's good. That's sweet. Yep, you's good. It's wheat. Yep, you guys fumble through the various buttons and stuff. And eventually, the arcane engine roars to life. You do see that a red message pops up on the screen, again, in giant, and the engine sputters and the vehicle smokes. But it's running.

Okay, hard one? Yeah, that's fine. These things, they'll drive forever with the red light on. I mean, that's just a gimmick. Trying to get you to take it to the shop, then they'll charge you. I'll check it out, yeah. I never, yeah, I never do it.

The giant mechanics just make a big-foot-compay day. Well, we pan it. Yeah, no, this thing, this thing, this will drive till the end of time, don't you worry about her. Listen to that engine purr. I'm like hanging out with beasts these days, and yeah, that sounds like a purr to me.

It just sounds like a crying dog. You know what, let's not even listen to the radio. I could listen to this engine all day. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, b, buh, buh, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, I also look for an ID tag. You look for an ID tag. All you find is their CD book list. I'm down amongst the pedals. You're down amongst the pedals. You do find a discarded CD book list. It's not a cool jazz.

A lot of cool jazz. Also a lot of heavy metal for sure. You know the rock and heavy metal under the mountain. Alright, let's throw on some puddle of mud I guess They're listening to the metal. She fucking hates me. She fucking hates me Can I get love puddle of mud? Absolutely fuck every day to this

You're kidding me Sweet, so are you guys gonna proceed with the sort of sputtering engine? Yeah, yeah I also break every other CD because we only need puddle of mud. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah. We got the one. We take out the one and I smite the rest of them.

Great. We smash all the giant CDs. Use a banish. And you begin playing puddle of mud. The early Aughts' favorite new metal band. You fucking hates me. And you begin, you see, yeah, Foster hops up on the dashboard, hides his feet and kind of just sits there and kind of just looks in the direction that he thinks the serpent is in.

Can we put Foster on the top like he's a bobblehead? Yeah, he and he just bobbles as the drill car rocks. All right, follow that duck. You guys hit the ignition. He's so cute. This strange vehicle roars to life or kind of whimpers to life as it's like half broken. And you guys begin digging through the mountain

towards where Foster detects the serpent to be. This enormous drill bit, spinning like crazy, that part does not seem to be damaged at all, which is great. Cuts through the mountain easily, like a knife through butter. This is such an erratic way to travel. This mountain has to be absolutely permeated. Oh my God, that's so fucking dangerous.

It's definitely super dangerous. It's also studying a map of like safe routes to take and can't decipher it. I'm sure it's all like studying a map of like safe routes to take and can't decipher it. I'm sure it's fine. You guys see rocks and pebbles bouncing off of the protective enchanted glass as you chew through the mountain and create a tunnel ahead of you.

And as you guys travel, you're able to make it for a while without any kind of problem just sort of digging through dirt and fosters kind of leading the way with his eyes. Hard one, you just bend the wheel wherever you see the bobble head going. Or as he bobbles back and forth. She duckin' hate.

Yeah! That took too long. Oh no. She duckin' hates me. Wack, wack, wack, wack. Wukwukwukwuk. You guys think this is Gatorade or Dipspit? That's the as you chug it, it looks like Gatorade, but it tastes like Dipspit, so I don't know.

You'll hog the Dipspit. I can't give it a buzz. I can buckle up you too. It's Dipspit, but you can tell that the giant had Gatorade earlier. So it still has a lack of white. It's dips bit, but you can tell that the giant had gatorade earlier. So it still has a lack of light. All right, so back of flavor. Yeah, back of flavor. Put the dip spit in the cup holder. All right.

All right, fine. We'll have dips bit when we get there. So for the next hour or so, you guys make incredible progress through the mountain. Eventually though, you do see two blips appear on your dashboard radar device. One is moving quickly past you, but on a slightly different trajectory, kind of in the direction of the serpent, but like way faster than you guys. There's another one that is slowly moving towards you.

I say slowly, it's not moving as fast as the other one, but it's moving faster than you guys. There's a blip moving towards you guys, and after a moment you see new messages in white letters begin to appear on your dashboard. That's just not safe. It's all dismisses them. Okay. new messages in white letters begin to appear on your dashboard. That's just not safe. Sold as Mrs. then. Okay. Just miss them. They go away.

Um, do we get a sense of the size of these blips? Or they just little dot? You see that the one is, you guys have sort of a blip that is representing you guys that's right in the center. There's one that is catching up to you guys, that is moving faster than you, but you can imagine maybe they just don't have a broken engine. That blip is exactly the same as you guys.

And there's another one that's a little bit bigger, not nearly as big as like the Zeppelin or anything, and that one is fucking grooving, going by. You've got no hope of catching that one right now. Okay, so big fast one, one that's moving a little faster than us, that's the same size as us. And that one is coming towards you guys. Okay.

You get a new message in white. Okay, is that like a microphone or something, like air traffic control? Can we face time now? Essentially. You do reach out and as you touch one of the messages, you do see that it lights up and shows like a little cursor and characters in

the giant language with which to respond with. Oh, okay. So there's a couple of like preset options. Are there any emojis just like a thumbs up or something? Yeah. You could give essentially like an affirmative. You do see like a check and an X. Okay. Let's let's send out a check. You know, no issues. No problem. Yeah. Great. Okay. Let's send out a check, you know, no issues, no problem. Yeah, great good. Okay, let's try that You send out a check you see the blip sends back another check and continues head to her do

Okay, maybe we should run Dave who huh should we do like a like two faces and then like a little lightning bolt in between or something like that Yeah, just send a bunch more and then like a little lightning bolt in between or something like that. Yeah, just send a bunch more pictures. Right. Just jam it now. Yeah, let's keep friendly. You guys just keep sending back random symbols, getting back question marks. Yeah, I don't want anyone to think that we're mad at them.

You get the little question, question mark reaction on each of your messages that you said. I was gonna send him that face with a squiggly smile on it. It looks kind of sly, but also like maybe a little drunk. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Okay, you send smile on it. It looks kind of sly, but also maybe a little drunk. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Okay, you said there's a sly smile. A question mark.

Should we go full eggplant? Okay, so- Should we stop and get out of the car? Or should we stop and hide? Or should we stay in the car and wave? Yeah, can we disguise ourselves in this cockpit somehow, and then just like wave as if we're a fellow giant? I didn't stock disguise self today.

Okay, well. Is there a booster seat that I could sit on? Can you make hard one look like you's on fire somehow? I can attack him with searing smile. Ah! Well, let's keep on thinking about the different plans. Oh, yeah, I'm being concerned. I think of the last time I smite a half one.

So do I. I think let's just fucking face this, right? Let's just see and we'll fucking fight them if they're hostile. I mean, they're coming for us, so why don't I just put it in park? Or ramble if they don't seem friendly. Okay, great, yeah, so we stay in the car. We turn it around, so we can like play chicken with them if they get a hostile. Yeah, so essentially you guys, yeah, you guys have like kind of drilled your own tunnel

here. You back up, you really painstakingly turn around, you just re-point turn. Yeah, way larger cavern here. We are scuffing up this thing. Yeah, it's the turning radius on a driving car. It's shaking like crazy. The car was a little better, actually. Yeah, not going over the dip spit.

This is definitely going slower than you would think it will. Oh fat, pass the dip spit. I'm down here with the pedals. I'm not getting the dip spit. I put a straw in, so Gallic and I have some. And you guys completely turn around. I sip the dip spit. I put a straw in, so Gallic and I have some. And you guys completely turn around. I sip the dip spit. Gross.

Not gonna off you, dude. Drink the dip spit later. Cool it with a dip spit. How many spell slots does Gallic get back for the dip spit? All of them, of course. Whatever your highest level is. It's some freaking rare candy. She levels out.

So yeah, so you see this blip is getting closer and closer to you guys until you see another giant drill car blasts into the tunnel in front of you. And you guys are facing it. You see within the bubble the sort of long red hair and red beard, a green skin of a fire giant in this other vehicle. And how are you guys hiding out or obscuring yourselves? Yeah, I am gonna do is can I use pressurization to create heat? So you can fog up the window.

Oh, nice. Okay, Kali, go ahead. And then I'll write a little check mark in the window file. Great. If you don't want me to use pressurization to do that, I can basically like make some water and like searing. Yeah, you guys fog it up with pressurization. That's totally normal.

And also your vehicle is rumbling. So a logical explanation could just be that your whole drill car is completely fucked up. So Cali, go ahead and give me a deception check. Shout out to the two crew, becomes an 11. Within 11, as soon as he sees obscured glass, sees that you guys have turned around and are kind of trying to trap him, he immediately hits the drill on his thing, it begins spinning and he begins riding at you guys, go ahead and are kind of trying to trap him. He immediately hits the drill on his thing, it begins spinning, it begins riding at you guys,

go ahead and roll in his shoes. Okay. Okay. That's a 24 for me. That is a 12 for Kaliya P. 19 for Saul. Okay, hard one you are first to act. You do have all of this smoke in the bubble with you,

but you hear his drill start to go and him start to drive at you. Can I get our drill going? If we're going to get it joust? Totally. Then I think I'm going to put the pedal to the flower and drive at it. Rad, okay. Pedal to the statement.

Hard one. As you ride in and joust with this other drill car. These two giant, serrated edges start sparking and going into each other. Go ahead and give me an attack roll. Plus eight to hit. Hey, guys, can you put the cap on the dips bit? I'm sick of that. Come on.

I'll tell you not to stop drinking it first. That's bad. I just started drinking it. Shout out to the two crew on my attack. Oh. You guys see that his drill bit gets like under yours and starts sort of lifting your drill car off the ground as yours just kind of sparks and fails to hit

the armor plating of his car. Can I action surge and try it again? Yes, you can. Okay. Yeah. That is a 27. Jesus, okay. So hard one.

You get your bearings, you back up, these big, treaded tires under you, bounce, and you are able to essentially like, get over his drill for a second, and drill directly into his tank. Go ahead and do your damage, it is 8-D-10. Oh my God, that's what I can hate you. Oh my God.

Show them what this Subaru can do. Fuck, yes, 46. Oh, 46 damage. Yeah, hard one. You begin drilling into the side of this car. That way more than hits his mishap threshold. I'm going to go ahead and roll a D20 and see what happens to his car. That is a nine weapon malfunction.

Drill car only has one weapon. You hit like exactly where the giant drill bit connects to his car And you break it off And he's just in this like metal car and you see the horrified Face of this giant as he tries to back up and is just smashing buttons trying to get this thing to work it Sorry, sorry about that You need to tap you. You're not a giant, that's why your emotes

didn't make any sense. They're not. Should we exchange information or something? Do you damage our car a little bit? Is the thing. You damaged my car. I just were dinged over here after hard ones turn. That is Saul's turn.

OK. Is there anything I can do to just give hard one like the help action? I guess I'll just hold my turn. And then like be prepared to like, hit the gear shifter or something if hard one needs me to. Sweet.

After Solstern, that's Callie's turn. She's like go into his car. Oh, you have abilities. Oh wow. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's it. I think that student driver over there

needs a driving expert. I'm having like a little bit of a moment that I'm like, right, just because you can, doesn't mean you should. See if he has more dip spit. You see he's nervously chewing tobacco. I'm speeding it out as he chugs Gatorade with the other hands. Oh shit. How many people in the car?

Just the one dude. Just the one. He's got tobacco tundra flavor. I think I'm just going to face step into his car. He's great. And say, you don't want this fight. What the fuck? That's right.

I go wherever I want. Yeah, you appear in his cockpit. And unlike your guys car, where you guys are kind of just stacked up in a giant seat, this is at capacity already with him just in there. So you're just jammed in there with him, essentially like fighting over the one seat in a closed-in motorcycle in his lap. Yeah, just in his lap as you guys both go for your weapons. I guess I just lay on the horn over on our side.

As soon as he realizes that you guys aren't giants, he starts shouting in the common tongue. Get the fuck out of my car, how'd you get in here? Okay, and then I think I want to, with my turn, cast in large self so that I'm his size and so, Oh my God. Honk a down for a bit.

What the fuck, man? You just start fucking expanding. You show up, you've got this weird magma, gask mask on and you just get expanding. It's the spell that keeps on giving. Yeah, I'm gonna say. When you're a bard and you have such limited spells, you just really find out what they can do.

I'm gonna say both of you guys jammed in there. I'm gonna have the card do a constitution saving throw When you're a bard and you have such limited spells, you just really find out what they can do. Yeah, I'm gonna say both of you guys jammed in there. I'm gonna have the card do a constitution saving throw to see if it busts or if you guys are just jammed in. It does pass. So yeah, you see, starts cracking the glass there and you see energy gathering to try to repair it. As you guys are both just like fucking clown card up against the glass

This just feels like something I would do with my friends in high school. We're just feeling let me drive let me try After Callie's turn this dude is going to I guess do a I'm gonna make you guys both do dexterity checks to try to get your weapons out of their Holsters to try to attack Go the way get away from my dip Wait dexter any checks or saves? Chacks to try to get to it. So he's trying to grab his sword, he has a minus one of decks. He doesn't get it on the first try,

and he doesn't get it on the second try. So he's just wrestling with you, Cal. After the Giants turn, that's back up to Hard One's turn. I don't know if I want to do to the car while Callie's inside. Can I just put it in park, step out, and knock on, and just knock on his windshield? You're not gonna knock him on the window. Your car was already fucked up when you found it.

His car just lost the drill bits, the glass is cracking on the thing. Both of them are filling up the helm completely, trying to reach for their weapons, but can't get to them. You hear they're so big that they're just laying on the horned. There's just non-stop sustained horn. Wait, I say to Harbin, hey Harbin, can you throw me up at the cockpit? Sure, why not? I toss all like a softball.

Sweetheart, you underhanded throw, saw, at the the glass after knocking on it and getting a bad response from him. He just like tries to spit at you and gets a tobacco spit on the glass. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you think we're down here? What do I think you're down here? We have a legend of the fire giant spirit. Yeah. It gave me your deep spit in your battle. What is with you and your hot body shoots in your obsession with my spit? I saw what you do as you get flung at the glass. So I want to like slam onto the glass like a frog just like clinging up against like a windshield.

But like flatten my body up against it and make my face look really weird. I activate my bioluminescence and I wanna try our reaping again which needs to make a wisdom saving throw and on a fail I'll be frightened until the end of my next turn. Okay, just like so tight in here, we're squeaking against the glass.

Yeah, me or Gimp. Okay, on a natural one which he deserves, because it's a true horror scene. You see, it's not his turn, but after Saul's turn, he's looking for the door, trying to reach around Callie to get to it. You're the handle. Can I open the door now?

Yeah, when you open the door, Callie and the Giants try to force themselves out, but they're both so enormous. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Ladies, fest. Okay, fine. Please, go. Do you wanna get out? Yeah.

There you go. Okay. You first, actually. What? I take my mind, I'll take a little. Next message. Ladies decide first or second. Great.

Callie, you spill out with this giant, and you see this poor, still-gabliely down, just broken at this point, as this giant just starts taking off, running down the tunnel that you guys created together. Oh, no, no, no, I want to go after him. The reason, I actually have a mechanical reason for doing this, which is that I've advantage

on athletics checks. So I wanted to like, I essentially want to like wrestle him to get information from him. Got it. Okay, well, Cali, your turn is before his turn. So he looks like he's gonna book it as he falls out of the, you guys both fall out of the car. Great.

So I want to try to grapple him. Great. Go ahead and give me an athletics check. That was the tiniest squeak. Okay, he got a dirty 20. I did not get that, but I will use my second attack to try to grapple him. Great, nice.

He'll do, he'll reroll 26 that time. Okay, so he gets away. Yeah, so, Kelly, you go to grab him, but you guys are so covered in sweats and dips fit from the short amount of time you were in that condensation billet bubble for like a couple seconds. Yeah, he slips away, pushes off of you. Even though he's like super strong, even though you've enlarged yourself,

he just kind of like hooks you under the armpit and just tosses you to the side as he keeps looking over shoulder at Saul and run. Damn. Come back here with that dip. And yeah, on his, he keeps looking over shoulder at Saul, ditches the dip and is gonna take a full dash action and get 60 feet down the tunnel. After the Giants turn, that's hard one's turn.

Hard one, it's up to you. You don't have to deal with this guy. He's just, he's running away. Well, I guess Kelly, Kelly wants to question him for more of his spit. I have to imagine. So I'm, I'm gonna book it and try to trip him or grab onto his toes or something.

Okay, cool. Hard One, you have to take a full dash action unless you wanna throw your javelin. I don't want to hurt the guy I feel like we've done a lot Yeah, I'm gonna take a full dash and just kind of jog alongside him. Hey, but we got into a scrape back there We really should exchange information. I wanted to know if you guys needed a lift or something And we didn't we couldn't we just want your spit Fine, he'sits on you. Fine.

You fucking freeze in a bottle. In a bottle you spit. You spit some knowledge at us as well. We want to know some information. But mostly the dip. Yeah, hard one is dashing after him. After hard ones turn, that is Saul's turn. I am going to you step of the wind to go 100 feet. Great. You know, 60 feet. And then I will, I guess going to use Step of the Wind to go 100 feet. Right. You know, 60 feet. And then I will, I guess attempt to grapple him as well.

Great. Go ahead and give me an athletics check against him. Just. Tiny frog in a suit, dead sprinting for his choice. I think we're gonna, we'll allow it. But I think you can't even grapple this guy. I think what I want to do is I want to leap in the air and like lead with my feet and just try and hit him

right in the lumbar. Great. Yeah, go ahead and give me that thought of a check. OK. I can tell you you have to be to 27. Just in 19. OK, yeah. You see, once again, just goes, oh,

so sticky frog. Grabzy by the armpit and tosses you so far. Yeah. Into the wall. At this point, I feel like we just need to catch up. So we can explain ourselves to him. After ourselves, we've been weird. We haven't been acting like ourselves.

That's Callie's turn. Pull that hat. Pull that hat. You chase him. It's been a year. We're gonna catch up with him. OK, on the Giants turn, he's not frightened anymore. He attacks hard one.

He pulls out his sword and attacks hard one twice. Whoa, dude! What do you mean, dude? You're escalating. You're escalating! This all started escalating. I came down to a true pinpointed at me. That's a 21 to hit.

It does. It does, but only what I did to you. And a 27 to hit. Yeah, both do. We just asked for a little div spit. Okay. 21 damage on the first attack hard one. Come on.

28 damage on the second attack. Oh, no, he's strong. He's super strong. Yeah, you see as soon as he gets his wits back, on him, he's just like, but it's hard one with the back of the great sword. So hard, it breaks his nose and then slashes him across the chest. Get off of me! As soon as he gets his wits back on him, he just like butts hard one with the back of the great sword so hard It breaks his nose and then slashes him across the chest

Get off of me! Oh, fuck dude! It just gets so serious instantly Holy shit! I said stop goofing around! Yeah, after the challenge turn, that's hard one's turn Yeah, everyone has doing means fucking business. Dude, I just wanted your insurance card.

But now you're fucked. I'm gonna hit him with a menacing strike. Oh, yes. You battle master. He has to succeed on a DC 17 wisdom save, or he'll be afraid of me now. Okay. We all have a fear of day. Don't fuck with a duck. Wisdom save or he'll be afraid of me now

Don't fuck with a duck that's the only yeah God he doesn't have great wisdom that's only six Dude I need your insurance card right now And as he hands it to me I want to try to grapple him great with my second attack I'm absolutely trying to go this guy give me that place It's just a good strategy to try to grapple the biggest dude you've ever seen Dirty 20 I got a dirty 22 great Dirty 20? I got a dirty 22. Great, okay. Okay, so we'll do a roll off. Okay, 21 that time. I quit. That is a Matt 20.

So hard one. Hard one, form tackles the giant. As this dude shrugs you off the one time, starts running away. He's afraid of you. You form tackle him. He's just freaking out and scrimbling and trying to get away from you as your face is smashed Yeah, you cracked me right in the schnauzboss So that's your you're being unreasonable man Okay, is he is he restrained? No, he's just grappled at zero feet.

This is potential, this guy could kill you guys. He just did like 60 damage to hard one just to be clear. Like, hard one is injured. Right, he's afraid of me, but I should let you guys know I'm all so afraid of him. They're both just like whimpering as they wrestle each other. He's still here to warn and the wine of your engine. Fucking truce, dude. Truce.

All right, truce, truce, truce. I mean, his cons give you super high, so I don't know if it's a stunning strike. I'm trying to figure out how to resolve this quickly. Yeah, maybe we need to kill it. I'm gonna knock him out. Yeah, I'm gonna try and do non-lethal damage to him. I just go right, I sit on his face and start punching him in the eye. I'm just gonna do my face.

Yeah, go ahead and make a Jack Rolls-K. It's such an insane scene. You didn't signal properly. I did it. I was trying to give you guys a freaking jump. It's a natural one on my first attack Punch him in the end is skull so hard that it hurts your hand Still terrifying even though he's scared you are being hostile

Does a 19 hit 19 does see yeah, okay cool, and then I'll flurry it blows as well Why do you guys always have really stupid fights against try it? 17 it 17 does not hit okay, and I imagine the 12 isn't gonna hit either so that's just one hit great Yeah, you punch him in the skull. I'm gonna you I'm gonna try and stunning strike him just on the off chance that he gets a critical fail Okay That's a 30. I'm the correct. Cool.

Hey! Here's a plus 10 to con. Sleep! Sleep! Just foaming at the mouth trying to get away. It's not true for two-bilt to vlog. It's like you just injected adrenaline into him. You're just crawling at the mouth trying to get away. Okay, it's 11 damage.

I'm whittling him down. Yeah, you punch his ear super fucking hard. Oh, dear me. After cells during that Scallies turn. I think I want to be like, okay, bring it down. Let's breathe. Let's breathe. Let's all be reasonable.

Give me a persuasion check. That's a 16. I'll say with a 16. He goes, tell him to let me up, tell him to let me up. We just need to know what are you doing down here? Let me up. I look at hard one. He wants to be let up.

Hard one takes his knee out of this guy's groin. And, uh, let's him up. See, kind of gets up, brushes himself off and goes, I'm looking for my comrades. I assume you small folk are doing the same. Yeah, we are. What happened to your comrades? I heard they had some kind of interaction with your comrades.

Oh, we found this. The one that we're riding was abandoned. It wasn't abandoned. It was lost. We were going to retrieve it. Well, here it is. Hey, hey, you're welcome. I got it running, too. This thing was not you're welcome. I got it running too. This thing was not in good shape when we got it. I mean, look at you. I'm kind of freaking out looking at this guy over here, trying to avoid eye contact with hard one.

So I'm gonna do you the favor of not kicking your ass. And I'll just take that drill car back. All right, well, your comrades, what were they looking for? Yeah, what are you doing in this mountain? Same thing anyone's doing in the mountain trying to get rid of the fucking serpent. The serpent's bothering you too, is it? Yes, the giant earthquakes aren't good for business. Probably not, yeah. For some of it lives underground, yeah. Yeah. What if I told you that we were here because we are going to take care of this app.

Ha ha ha. Small, full, taking care of something as huge as a serpent. Don't make me last. I step into his line of vision again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm going to point out that I am enlarged. So I am eight times as large, just say usually. Eight times? I think that's what it says. Okay. Large targets size doubles in all dimensions. Oh, and it's weight is multiplied by eight. Okay, so you're like a medium folk. So I'd say you'd have like an okay chance

against the Germans, but these guys, and don't make me look at this guy. But honestly, neither, I don't want me look at this guy but honestly neither I don't want to look either of them Just gonna look at you giants to medium person, okay? I just say that this is giant business, okay? We've got a way to take care of the serpent, don't you worry? Does it involve a giant with white hat? Go ahead and give me an insight check.

Seven. Chicks is head. I don't know who you're talking about. Let's just say we picked up a little something in the mountains that's gonna help us. What is it? We all have an interest in getting the serpent out of the mountains, so why don't we pull

our resources together? Yeah, because every time we see forces from Iron Deep, we fight each other like in this situation. So we're gonna get the serpents, and then who knows, maybe we'll let it loose in Iron Deep. Okay, so we're at a bit of an impasse here. Okay, I'm just gonna step out of the way so that he sees allald one again. I do a finger wiggly wave at him. Hi, so I'll go to his

translucent so you can see all his veins. Alright, well we need to use this drill car because we are going after the serpent to take care of it. Yeah, it would make sense for you to get rid of us because we're just gonna weaken the serpent for you at best. Okay, yeah, like I give a shit. Just avoids eye contact with Saul at hard one. Yeah, you guys just go take your thing. You guys are lucky that I'm fucking merciful. We are going to eat your insurance, cause.

Yes. Fine. Gives you a packet. It's pretty extensive. Yeah, I see. I say, oh, yeah, pretty good insurance. Yeah, I know. Wow.

Look at this policy. It's a lot of them. OK. Look, coverage. OK, thank you so much. Good luck with your car. And I'm just going to take this dip spit. Look, I care. It's not like I was gonna drink it

Good then it's not a problem. Yeah, it's not All right, I'm sure you want to take a bite a hard one and then I just walk Put her there no hard feelings. Let's bring it in for a bro hug avoid avoid eye contact gives you a really polite handshake all right Just go you guys go Might have I asked what's your deductible on this thing the coverage is Amazing yeah, it's pretty good You were I'm completely covered once it gets to a 6000 gold

Before that I had to pay out of pocket. Is that a corporate policy or a person? Yeah, no, they don't want us busting up the corporate business. Well, sorry about your good driver discount. Yeah, well, I'm gonna go back to his tunnel because I don't have a drill bit anymore. And I'm not gonna be able to find my allies.

When I look at his insurance papers. What is his name? The audio you won't be able to have seen this but the life just left my eyes I want to know people want to know this giant's name people need to know It's jorba Wanted on in the on the insurance George would have a last name. Yeah, in the middle name, most likely. Yeah, Jorb, what is it? If you guys ask me one more question, I'm gonna attack you guys again.

Cause I think I'm wearing out, I'm actually not scared of this guy. Okay, let's start him go. Starts looking menacingly. Bye, Jorb. Bye, Jorb. It's really interesting to meet you. You'll be hearing from us.

And I begin actual insurance work to try and get money. Yeah, right. This is the third time, Cali's committed insurance fraud. It's just old habit for me, really. Sweet, yeah. You guys see this guy getting the most like awkward crash ever. You guys both get in your own vehicles. You both have, you have to like work together. He has to back up at the same time that you guys back up to get your drill bit dislodged from his okay

Now cut it cut it to the left stop Stop doing me get back in your fucking car So it's back on the windshield. I just send him check marks. I send him a bunch of check my emojis Send the doll to sign put him on his block Money back flying away. We should add him in our phone as George parentheses crash. Yeah, you see he takes a really long time to

K-turn and then just starts riding out the tunnel that you guys created here. Oh, that went about, I suppose. Yeah, he was nice. He was. Yeah. I'm actually going to harness divine power and get a second level spell back.

And I'm actually going to press play on our Puddle of Mud CDs. So, yeah, you guys go back in. Your cart rumbles to life. All right. So now we know that they are going for it too, that the fire giants are inconvenienced by the serpent, but they, again, want to use the serpent for themselves.

Yeah, this is a wanted serpent. I think we have to find it first. Yeah, we do. Yeah, all right. Foster, are you ready to keep bringing us there? We're, starts wobbling again with the motor and point in the direction that he thinks the serpent is. I put this baby into gear. Sweet.

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I thoughtfully swill the dip spit. Thoughtfully swill the dip spit disgusting. Can you be careful of the upholstery in here? So as Kali and Saul continue to drink dip spits and... Swill. Hard one continues to drive the drill cart along. You guys turn around and begin going

in the correct direction. Hard one you... You're drilling and swillin'. You are like fucked up though. You took like 50 damage. You guys do see that. You guys are all sharing one. See it's hard one. As much as I that, you guys are all sharing one seat.

Hard one thing. As much as I know that you want to drink the dips bit, you might actually be better with a healing potion. Yeah, do you think you could mix the two? I uncork two healing potions and pull them into the dips bit and pass it to hot ones. Oh that is good, that is good potion. That is good stuff. That's the speed of the guys right there. You can also, if you have any hit dice left over from before,

you can also take essentially a short rest while you guys are riding. Great, I'm going to be back. Yeah, hard one gets patched up. Starts looking a bit better as you guys continue to ride along burning through the puddle of mud CD, having to start again from track 1 several times. Now we're gritting this. And as you guys go, eventually, you don't see anything in front of you on the radar or anything like that, but you do see that all of the lights on the dashboard

and everything begin displaying what looks like some kind of warning. You see red lights flashing, and there's a little bit of like an alert sound. I just remembered, this is why I wanted to question him. I didn't want to fuck with going on with my car. So this is new. We have this insurance information,

we can go to an auto body shop. I can't remember God. This is a new alert. Okay. You guys have the equivalent of a giant check engine like going on, that is causing your cart to move slower. But this is some kind of new warning. This is not like little like check engine light

like it's fucked up. It's like an earthquake warning. This is some kind of warning, huh? Is it car related or is it outside car related? I, you don't know. Wonder if we should put it into park or if I should just keep on keeping on. You know what, I'm going to incase it's like

some sort of earthquake warning. I'm gonna blade ward myself. Okay. And like be ready to cast furtherfall. Great. I'm gonna restart the CD just so we're starting fresh. Yeah, we're gonna go out on track one. You guys are only on track three, go back to track one. Yeah, stop fresh.

I'm going to prepare a reaction to inflate my throat and serve as an airbag for everyone. Okay, you're gonna take full damage. Unless you can explain to me what ability that is. That is the flavor ability. Great. Okay. So, Callie prepares, Featherfall. Hard one, what are you doing? As you guys see this light go up. Why don't I put it into a really low gear and go really, really slow?

Okay. Okay. I trust you. Then we can do whatever we need to. Okay. All right. You keep the drill, car buzzing, and you do see this warning light flashes, but there's no tremor or anything like that, so it doesn't seem to be any kind of earthquake warning. But eventually you do burst through a dirt wall and see that there is nothing beyond.

It opens into a pits. This seems to have been a warning to let you know that if you keep digging, you're gonna fucking fall down a shaft. But a hard one was driving slow. So hard one, go ahead and give me a deck saving throw with advantage. Okay.

That is a four on my second but in 19 on my first. Oh! Okay. Hard one, you yank the break. There's this big lever next to it. That's like a hand break. You crank it. You see the drill screeches to a stop

as you guys teeter over the edge of this cliff. But you manage to keep most of the weight on the back end of it. So you guys are just poked into a giant tunnel. Okay. So I'll throw it back in place. Let's throw it in reverse. A really nice light reverse. How are you down there by the pedals?

Yeah. Yeah. I will say I'm doing such a gentle touch. Go ahead and give me a perception check as you guys are hanging over this abyss like this giant shaft. 17. Dirty 20.

9. I'll sayirty 20. Nine. Yes. I'll say, yeah. Counties have been, she's literally doing the pedals. She's in the pedal so she can't really say, but Sol and Hard One, as you guys look out and see this giant pits that you guys are

hanging kind of precariously over, but like safely weighted back, you see that this does not look like a regular mining tunnel. It looks like, you see like the shapes of scales essentially like embedded in the dirt. It looks like this is one of this things burrowing routes. Are there any like leftover scales embedded in it? Yeah, go ahead and give me a investigation check.

Investigation is bad, but it's still gonna be at 15. Okay, 14, sorry. Yeah, you don't see, you would imagine this thing is pretty big, and this is probably a shock to you, Callie, because the last guy you saw was a little serpent, was like quite small. This one seems to be getting larger by the day, perhaps, perhaps like consuming the day, perhaps,

perhaps like consuming the mountain essentially, has created this whole like hundred foot diameter tunnel here. And saw as you go along kind of like climbing along the rocks here, because you don't even have to do a check, you can just like run up the walls. You do see like there's no full scale, because you could imagine this thing's pretty fucking big, but you do find like sparkles of like left behind bronze debris that you can imagine

is probably from the serpent. It appears to be a bronze serpent. All right, I put the debris in one of my mini pouches on my magma suit and I hustle back to the car. And with your guys' perception checks, saw you hear a groaning coming from deep in the pit. It's hurt. I jumped down in Caspherefall. No, it doesn't sound like a beast. Oh, it sounds like a humanoid. Guys, there's someone down there. I

think we should go down. Yeah, we have ways. I think we should jump in and cast Featherfall. All right. Yeah, I got the Featherfall ring. I'll cannonball into this thing. Sweet and hold you too. So I'll sprint down the wall. Great. Saul sprints down the wall as Callie and-

Clive you, Whipsett and Umbrella. Mary Poppins down as hard one drops down cannonball style with the ring of Featherfall. You guys all float down with foster. Wait, the puddle of mud city! No! Yeah! It passes the point of no return,

so I can just run back up and get it. Oh, wait, right. I got it. Runs all the way back up, runs all the way back down. Yes! And you guys get to the bottom of this giant tunnel that's been created by the serpent going through and see that there's a bunch of,

obviously like rocks and debris and stuff down here from like everything it knocked down as it was riding through. You see a bunch of different tunnels that looks like that's where it was like slithering through and stuff. You feel a tremor and feel that it's probably still further away, but it was here at one point. And as you guys land here amongst all these rocks,

give me a new perception checks. But you guys do hear, you hear groaning from a humanoid coming down one of the tunnels. 18. The nine. At 15. Saul and Cali, you guys see two bodies sticking out of the rocks here. I mean, I'll prepare my lay on hands and go over to them.

Yeah, yeah. You guys go over to them and you pull them out. And you recognize these as being dwarves, having very similar armor to what you guys have on, but with instead of like the red under it, like bronze coloring, and hard one you would recognize this to probably be like Jaina's Honor Guard, and they're both been killed.

Would I know these dwarves? Yeah, hard one you go over and you take their Helms off. And you see the face of one dwarf that you don't recognize, but another one that you do that, you know, you hadn't spent much time in Iron Deep recently, but this was someone you knew that was like a young dwarven warrior that three years ago when you came to Iron Deep had just gotten the opportunity to join Jaina. And you know, you saw him like brave in his like,

resplendent plate, excited to get to represent the Iron Deep crown. And here he lies in a pile of rubble far, far from General Bronzebeard wherever she is. I take a knee next to his body and I put his hands around his weapon. Yeah, you take, yeah, you find his hammer nearby. You take both of them and you bury them here in the mines with their weapons.

If that happened to them, then we've got to hurry. I'm worried about everyone else. I'm sorry for you last hard one. I didn't know them well, but if Jane trusted them, then these were good dwarfs. Yeah. And I'll say with that perception check, you guys can hear down a tunnel that whoever

is making this moaning sound is, it's like a deep, deep voice that sounds kind of like a giant. Okay. I'm still ready to lay on hand someone to try and write this, so I'm gonna go towards the groaning sound. Yeah, yeah. As you guys continue through one of these dark tunnels, again, shaped like a giant serpent with, you know, scale imprints along the wall. You guys have your torches out and you find another one of these piles of debris and see a likely mortally wounded fire giant body pressed beneath boulders from a rock slide. The only thing visible is his face and one of

his arms. You see his face is twisted with pain Blood is leaking from his gritted teeth and he looks he looks older than the other guy that you saw His hair is mostly white just has like some patches of red and his square face is kind of covered in wrinkles and he's a little bit splattered with blood and as you guys walk over with your torches you see he goes from eyes closed and just like making groaning sounds to goes. More of you in that ridiculous armor, the all-father punishes us for our dishonor. What happened to your friend? What has not happened to me in the past day? It was of all things. one of the tremors and a collapsing tunnel that killed me after

years of fighting. You're not dead yet. We have potions. My friend can heal you. Can potions cure a crushed ribcage? strip cage. I can try. Can I give him like five HP from my lay on hands to see if it yeah yeah you give him you basically are able to like give him some comfort like you you put your hand on his head you feel he's like fever. She's probably been down here for a little bit you see he's got like chapter lips. He's probably been trapped here for like a dozen hours or something like that.

But does look like fucked up. But as you heal him, you do see a little bit more kind of constitution comes back. A little bit more blood goes into his face that was pailing. And he goes, I assume you're trying to meet up with your small folk comrades. We're here to make sure everyone we care about is safe, but most importantly, we're here to get the serpent. Let's take care of the serpent. Hmm. Well, taking is very important, so... I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Um, where did the small photo go? Did you scuffle? Ah, we did. What happened to the two bodies back there? I'm not sure. A group of us were sent to capture the serpent. And along the way we encountered a crew of dwarves and we were prepared

to fight, but knew that if we weakened each other, the serpent would wipe us all out. So we decided to solve our issue by single combat and our leader fought against theirs. But what happened? A disgrace. Dishond her. Just as the dwarf was about to win, my comrade used the weapon intended for the serpent on her. And now, looks around, looks at all the rocks on him. The The all father punishes us. What was the weapon? Yes, what was the weapon? How us it's on Jaina now

He had some kind of capsule that they were able to retrieve from automatons In the mountains he was able to seal her and some kind of In the mountains, he was able to seal her and some kind of trap. It was the same weapon they wanted to use on the serpent. Yeah, I think so. Trapped the general. Where did they take her? I'm not sure.

After the tainted contest that led to more squabbling between our selves and the dwarves, and honestly me and a few of the other giants with our leader, eventually the serpent caught us unaware and destroyed the tunnel separating us. Okay. So point in the direction that you last saw your comrades who has the general in a capsule. You see, he laughs kind of in a like, knows this is kind of a futile gesture and just points up. But we fell along way.

I say. The only other person I've seen alive in the past day is one of your young pups. Another dwarf? Indeed. Kenna. Where were they? When the serpent crashed through the mine that we were in, she and I were cast off in the same direction, and I saw no honor in fighting a young pup, though she tried to fight me.

You see, he gives a little laugh, and a little bit more blood comes out. Very spirited. Very spirited, I imagine. She'll be a problem for us in the future, but for now, there is no honor in that fight. She assumed, perhaps correctly, that our leader, if he survived, would take Jaina back to our city and was trying to follow me back there. He would go back to the city because I was trying to figure out if you think since his

deeds were dishonorable if you thought that he would go directly back to the city or if he wouldn't be able to go back without having solved the problem of the serpent. I think opinions will be mixed. He is a prince, the younger brother of the new king of the Fire Giants. There are some like me, or disgusted by his actions. The dwarf fought valiantly, and we should have honored our code. The prince was supposed to use the capsule on the serpent. The serpent still terrorizes us, but going back to our city with the captured monarch of Iron Deep may win him a lot of fans. So we chose the political play for saving everyone.

He chose not losing a fight honorably. I make mental note of this fire giant predilection for honor combat, one-on-one honor combat, because that may come into play in the future. Yeah, I'll say. What is it called? In when you invoke one of these combats, do you, do you, fire giants have a name for it? Is it like the law of something or is it like a certain code? You would need only challenge an honorable warrior to a trial of steel.

A trial of steel. A trial of steel. Okay. I mean, thank you for remaining honorable even into feet. Yeah. You honestly helped us a lot. Is there anything more we can do for you? Can we sin for someone? Can we?

I don't think we can free you from these rocks by ourselves, but maybe we can. Do you have a message to give to anyone? Hmm. I may not be the most welcome messenger, but I can try. I can make pretty tricky. A lot of you small folk, very spirited indeed. Ah. Tell anyone who will listen, not to trust Ultras.

So he is down there, is he? Indeed, and he has the ear of the young King, Rallos. Well, he's gonna have the steal of the young Colliope Petra Ghost soon. Is that your name? Colliope Petra Ghost? No, it's actually his name. Hi. Just kidding, it's me. Yes, yes, yes. Cool to your scar.

Yeah, and I'm sol-bo-fo. Do you want some dip? Sol-bo-fo. Maybe some palliative dip. I love a little bit of dip. Thank you. And I will take something from you. If you wouldn't mind honoring a request.

Yeah. What do you need? A clean death. Is that really what you want? Are you ready? Can I assess his body and see? Yeah, I tried to heal him already. You tried to heal him. He's been... this is one of those things where like I revivify wouldn't work on him because he's been crushed. Like his body isn't. Okay, you tell me how you want it. Kali, could I take this? Yeah, go for it.

If it's all right with you, if you find it honorable, I can take the last of your strength and send you on and fight in your name. The smallest of all, perhaps the most spirited. Where do you hope to go? Hmm. Perhaps the Ruby Dawn. To a tone for the dishonor I witness today. My name is Rickです. Rick, just say, hope you find your way and I hope that the honor of the giants comes back.

Hmm. and I hope that the honor of the Giants comes back. It's all going to use touch of death, which is a way of the long death ability. Basically, it allows me to get Tim HP from indignation. Yeah, yeah, but I'm gonna kinda do it in like a beautiful way. Yeah, you put your hand on his head, and you see he looks at you confused, like definitely expected somebody to just like

chop his head off or something. But as you put your hand on his head, you see he instantly calms and goes into a peaceful sleep, and you feel his breath go from sort of like heaving and pained to even and calm as it gets slower and slower and slower. And you feel the life leave his body and you feel a gathering of spores in your fingertip that feels hot to the touch as you take some of his life energy with you, and it travels up into your body, and you feel this presence and this knowing

of this giants honor and kind of purpose in life and love for his kingdom under the mountain. I think I try to speak to like whatever vegetation in life I can feel in the area and try to whisper to them to issue them onwards towards the Ruby dawn. Yeah, you send a message along and as you send off a message for him, you feel him send one more message to you through the sparse vegetation that's around. You feel a message into your mind. The young pup is in danger.

And you feel further down the tunnel, you essentially get like a map of where you need to go to get to the quote, young pup. Take after a second, I pull out and I say, Kenna, I figured out where she is. All right, take us. Lead the way. All right. Yeah, salt takes off in a sprint. You guys take off in a direction that

Saul sort of felt that you guys had to go. And you guys weave through different tunnels, different ways in which this serpent has traveled. And eventually, you begin to hear an amplified voice through some kind of machine going, um, excuse me, we're gonna need you to come out. We can't leave you to navigate the mind's alone, okay? We do have thermal scanning,

so we will find you eventually. We see you running around and hiding down there. Thanks. Is this that? Is this? Ah, that's Bronra. Oh. All right, let's fucking sneak up on Bronra.

All right, yeah. Time for us to reschedule this meeting. You guys follow the sounds of the voice and see another one of these large openings where it looks like the serpent essentially went up and down, tearing up the mountain here, see another serpent path, hundred feet in all directions. There are large rocks and boulders and things to hide behind on the ground here and you can assume that the girl is hiding somewhere down there. And above scanning the rocks kind of flying low is a sleek mothership drill jet. You can imagine maybe this is the thing you guys caught on the radar that was going by

fast. You see this floating vehicle with omnidirectional thrusters that boost it throughout the cave. It also has attached to drills that look to have burrowing capabilities. The pilot is behind a protective bubble with an arcane shield and on both sides of him are two floating side cars that each have their own helms. In each one of them you see one of the bronze beard siblings. You see Bronra and Mortis who you had seen at Ley Lantern.

Okay. And yeah, you hear Bronra is telling Kenna to come out. Do I see a cow with Kenna somewhere? Yeah, go ahead and give me a perception check. And would Swag Daniels be here as well? You would think that he would probably be here, but you don't see him in the cockpit, but this is a larger vehicle than you guys were just in.

This is like a little ship. You would think that there'd be like little cargo holds, probably a place for passengers. You, I think, are probably also a little shocked to see Bronner and Mortis here, because Mortis seemed like kind of just a like fail son or somebody, but perhaps in the past 24 hours,

you guys killing a bunch of people and fucking over Bronra has forced their hand to come themselves. Hey, if Swag's not here, there's a chance that they have a beat on the serpent and they send him off after it, I don't know. Would you guys get on your perception checks only 12 16 17 okay you guys have emerged from a tunnel here dips down a little bit the sort of floor of the cave is is lower than where you guys are see guys are kind of looking out over the sort of field of rocks down here as this drill jet is going around and looking for everyone.

And you see hiding behind a large rock is a young dwarf, a little bit scrawner than a full adult warrior. As Jaina Squire you would think she's probably late teens or early 20s, but it's hard to tell because she's got on full armor pretty similar to you guys, but with more like bronze accents to it. And she looks determined. You see she has a helmet, so you can't really read her face, but she's not like cowering. She's doing tactical rolls to get from rock to rock to try to avoid them, but you see that this is kind of inevitable, and you get from the way Bronry's talking.

It seems like they were riding through here, they saw her and said, you gotta come with us, and she's rolling around kind of denying the inevitable. Right, spirited. I'm just wondering, I don't know if there's any way we can fight a jet. Right, I could just wondering, I don't know if there's any way we can fight a jet. Right. I could try though, I just experienced this little face step.

I could try to face that in there and hit the open button. Right. You know how to drive a jet, maybe you don't, but that's perfect. Because all we need is for that jet not to drive. You know what I mean? Yeah. You want us to give you the distraction you need?

I think I don't even need to distraction. Do I know this little jet, like, I don't have any experience with a similar vehicle that I might know, like, it's a strange kind of flying machine. You see that within this cockpit, you just see the pilot, but there definitely could be passengers in there. It's big enough to hold several people. What do you do, you think, is the move?

I don't even think that we need a distraction. It's just kind of a luck if we can get it open. I mean, because what? I think that is the distraction. What is? I think if you do that, we can maybe grab Kenna. You can grab Kenna. And then do I try to just escape

and then meet up with you? Are you ready? My thought would be get in that cockpit, point the controls straight down, try and crash it, get out and then we'll grab Kenna and go. Yeah, I'm not sure I'll be able to do that, but I feel yeah, maybe I just do that to try to distract them while you guys get Kenna

and then figure out some sort of egress. Yeah, and maybe Kenna can't take these guys on her own, but maybe with three of us, we all can. Maybe we don't have to run. Oh, we thinking of trying to fight this out. Yeah, if you can get in that cockpit and neutralize that jet, or at least like set it off course, or give us a little time, I think, yeah, that's the play.

For me, this is a smashing grab, but maybe all we need to do is a smash. Maybe we don't need the extraction. Do we see like a tunnel that we could get her into that the jet couldn't far? There are, yeah, the serpent went fucking nuts. There's, this looks like the inside of like a bee hive or something, just like tons of holes everywhere,

where this serpent had been. We could coordinate an attack. I can throw a javelin at the same time as Cali face steps into the jet. Let's try to do that then. Okay, yeah, they're distracted by Kenna right now. Yeah, they are distracted by Kenna. Fuck. Yeah, we can't just like leave a kid in a cave real deep,

so you're gonna have to come with us, please. Hi. I'm gonna throw the spirit, Bronrum. Sorry, I have to. I know, okay, then I'm gonna try and face up in and just attack. Everybody go ahead and roll initiative. 10.

18. 14. At the top of the round, and you guys can go in whatever order you guys want to go, but hard one that is your turn. Okay. I want to throw my javelin and call Lightning at braunra, but I want to wait and do it at the same exact time. That alley goes?

Yes. Yeah. Okay, great. So hard one, you prepare a javelin, you're kind of hiding around the side of this tunnel. After hard one's turn, that is Saul's turn. The moment I see the lightning strike and there's a flash, I'm gonna run into the tunnel and make contact with Kenna.

Great, okay, so you go to kind of scoop and help Kenna? Yeah. After Saul's turn, Cali, that's your turn. Okay, I think I'm gonna face up into the pilot's seat. Okay, Kali, on your turn, you run out onto this battlefield, jump down the lip of this tunnel and begin running towards the ship. You see that the ship seems to like get you, on kind of like it's, it was saying it has some kind of thermal site.

It starts to react get you on kind of like it's, it was saying it has like some kind of thermal sight, starts to react to you. You see that the entire jet begins to propel itself to turn around to face you and you face step inside the cockpit and you get within this bubble and you see that there is a exasperated like goblin pilot in there. What the fuck? Ah! I'm gonna command him, Gravel.

Okay. What kind of save does he make? Wisdom. Fails. Just instantly turns to you and goes, okay, I'll Gravel for what? I want me to Gravel for you. I just Gravel, okay? I just need you to get, I just want you to rescind the wheel.

Okay, yeah. Please, please fly. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. Please. I'm going to fly. I'm going to fly.

I'm going to fly. Buckle up, though, okay? I like to run a safe ship. Please. And as I say that, I take the wheel and I just start to steer it directly to try and crash. Really? Yeah. You just start steering the wheel and I just start to steer it directly to try and crash. So, right, yeah, we just start steering the wheel

into the ground after Callie's turn. Being aware of what kind of is, of course. Being aware of where kind of is, yes. So you begin to aim it down so that you can crash it into the ground. Step on the gas. And you step on the gas. After Callie's turn, you guys let me know what

you guys do. I guess actually since I have featherfall, I'm going to run and swan dive off of the ledge and chuck a javelin right at Bronra as I do it. Great. Okay. So you're saying Bronra's side. Finally circling back here. 22 to hit. 22 hits. Pierce is the metal on her side of the jet. Great, and I am going to call lightning. 29 damage. 29 damage. You see it cracks into the metal plating and sends shock waves through the entire ship. And you see a bunch of warnings and stuff flashing on her side of the ship after hard once turn, I saw what would you like to do. Okay, so I think I kind of just run along the wall

and down towards the tunnel, where kin it is. Great. My arms are kind of flapping behind me as I go. I'm gonna get in there and try and like, just squeeze my way back to where kin it is. If I can in one turn. Yeah, with your, with your muck abilities, you're more than fast enough.

You're able to run across the wall and get behind the same rock as Kenna. You see, she turns, she sees someone in pretty similar armor and she goes, are you a knight of Iron Deep? I'm here with the knight of Iron Deep. Hard one, sure, but it's here to save you. You see, she just is- They're pulling towards the ship right now, right?

Really? We're going to be sure, but see, yeah, yeah, hold the child. Come on, all right. Okay, because I'm kind of looking for an inter-emite to squire for, hold me. All right, you think about this? Do you think he's looking for a squire right now?

Because I'm trying to get back General Robron's beer. But I could be, she said that if somebody else needs help, then I'm allowed to help the men, I'm allowed to squire for anybodyron's beer, but I could be, she said that if somebody else needs help, then I'm allowed to help the men, I'm allowed to squire for anybody. And I really admire your climbing ability, social and otherwise. But it's not a climbing thing, I'm just trying to help do you need a squire?

Currently, yes, I need your help escaping from here. Okay, great, let's get out of here. Yeah. Okay, you're gonna see that hard one just through a javelin up there, and that's what all that lightning flashes. My friend, Kali, I would say equally, if not even cooler than Hard One, is in the main cockpit crashing that ship. You know your voice carries in this tunnel.

I don't know why you said, if not cooler, what was that a dendom? See the one that just appeared inside that ship and started crashing it? Yeah, that was her. I love that kind of reckless behavior. Yeah, a hard one to hear, right? Very cool. Yeah, so anyway, we gotta get out of here. So I follow me, I guess.

For Iron Deep, and she salutes and begins running after me. I say, for Iron Deep, as I am plowing this ship into its own demise, I think I'll one say it too. For Iron Deep, please, crash the ship, I beg you. You know what, I'm gonna save your fucking life, okay? Okay, do you wanna work for me? Yeah, please. I'm gonna work for you.

Galley, Rubbin, I'm so sorry. Thank you. You're gonna work for me. Love you. Is everyone getting a squire? As Galley goes to crash the ship, and as this goblin is groveling with her, we do get back to the top of the round.

So Cali, you are using these controls to just like fucking nose dive and tank this thing. You suddenly feel a froggy hand on your shoulder and a familiar voice go, I told you not to get my way and you see the flash of a frog fixed in your face and that's where we're going. It feels even worse when it's me doing it. I get the co-pig. Daniels. Swagged again. Swagged again. I'm doing a coup, the cops let me out of my tits. We have open call for squires.

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