Not Another D&D Podcast - C3 Ep. 9: Lightkeepers (The Mothership Saga)
Episode Date: April 23, 2022Duck Team battles Sister Rosaline and her allies! Calder owes Albin a favor, Callie makes friends in the sewer, and Sol returns to his old stomping grounds. Support us at Patreon.com/Nad...dpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.Music/Sound Effects Include:"A Wizard Tournament" by Emily Axford."Mothership" by Emily Axford."Gutless" by Emily Axford. "Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Goodbye, Sweeties.
Welcome to the campaign after the campaign.
This is not another D&D podcast.
Welcome back to Bahumya, everybody.
Bahumya! I'm your dungeon master, Brian Murphy joined by Jake Herwitz.
Feeling Randy with a belly full of poison candy.
Call her Kildeg.
I didn't even notice.
Why are you Randy though?
Yeah, that's not my name.
I'm not the boss.
I didn't notice.
Because you're armed with candy.
I didn't notice the huge hot-eye. Surprising amount of Austin Powers references
for this 2022 podcast.
Shaggedellic.
Honestly, I think I only ever saw the first one.
I know a bunch about it.
That makes sense.
And then of course, we've got Emily Axford.
Ready to get ready of that bitty, litty,
colloy of the bitcha-coo!
Oh, yes!
I'm just kidding, everyone.
I'm not gonna kill a kid.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just kidding.
Are you Randy, Bill?
And then, of course, we've got called a little Tanner.
Feeling dismayed about to go wild,
because I was just betrayed by a child at Saul Bufo,
and I am mid-level Randy, just a couple of times.
I'm always pretty Randy.
Everyone's Randy.
I was gonna say, let's remind everyone why, but there's no reason for anyone to be Randy.
There's no reason at all.
We're horny for combat.
Yep.
Okay.
There you go.
That works.
Why don't I go ahead and give us a little recap.
Horny for that as well. So last time, you all commandeered an airship
for Mob Goblin by knocking out the mostly inept
as regards on board.
You then landed the ship in the water
and sent the crew off on dinghies
with Saul passing on a message
that the light keepers had sent them.
As you flew the stolen ship to the secret meeting spot, Calle investigated the ship's
ledger and discovered that frequent deliveries were being made to someone in Iron Deep, named
Gromdall bronzebeard, a relative of the queen.
Duckteam set to cracking open all the shipping containers and discovered potions and weapons
hidden beneath the mothership monomials.
You arrived at the secret docks where Graham begrudgingly took you back to camp after
you performed an impromptu musical.
There you spoke to Krugen about the strange shipments to iron deep and theorized that mothership
could be helping to fund some kind of coup against the queen.
Krugen confirmed that Queen Jaina was at odds with the rest of her family, and wrestled
with his own connections to the bronze beards and similar crime families.
With memory of his estranged wife and daughter, fresh in his mind, Kruegen left for Iron
Deep to try to set things right there, with hopes that you'll all meet up again.
Meanwhile, there was
an intruder caught in the camp, a young bullywug named Liddy. She was caught sneaking around
the outskirts and a guard voiced his concern that she could tell others about the secret
camp if she were let go. She insisted that she just wanted food for the fellow kids at the
water park and you agreed to escort her there. Along the way, you began to suspect that she just wanted food for the fellow kids at the water park and you agreed to escort her there.
Along the way, you began to suspect that she was working under someone else's orders,
and you eventually got her to confess.
However, she lied about an ambush and used your trust to run ahead.
Only Saul was able to keep up and he was able to catch her just as she jumped out of the sewer and into the arms of
Sister Rosalene. Oh, the leader of the light keepers
Rosalene with two fellow cultists by her side. We're waiting for Liddy to return
But Saul managed to surprise them just about as much as they've surprised him.
And that's where we are now.
So Saul, this doesn't look like an ambush.
It doesn't look like anyone was supposed to follow Liddy.
So like I just said, they're just as surprised as you are.
Sister Rosalind kind of stumbles back and goes for her weapon as she's got two other cultists with her and she goes
Get him get that frog and Liddy cheers and goes yes
Get him send him back to the y'all
I'm not going anywhere can I that is that is your turn? Okay great. Well, I don't know this the y'all
But she does not sound like a very fun time
Cool, so I am going to activate my gauntlets.
I think it's been enough time that those have lapsed.
So this is gonna be a dex save for everyone
within 10 feet as the blast of energy emerges.
Sweet, and I'll also go ahead and use my once a day thunder wave.
Oh shit, okay.
Just try and do maximum damage on these folks.
All right, so let's go ahead and settle the gauntlet's first.
So you jump up, you iron man smashed down.
Just enough time passes for you to realize
you've been betrayed.
You turn and see Litty joins sister Rosalene,
but you pound your fists down spectral fists.
There's an explosion.
The cultists try to shield sister Rosalene.
First one gets a six fails.
Yes, second one gets a six fails. Yes.
Second one gets an 18, which passes.
All right.
So you see one bravely jumps in front of sister Rosalene.
Thank you, my child.
The other one kind of ducks out of the way.
What, what are you doing?
So go ahead and roll your damage for that first.
Let's settle that.
2, D6.
Great.
Ooh, 10 damage there.
You fully toast the one dude, the one who jumps
in front of Sister Rosalene.
I'm willing to die for the cause.
You stand against the Iron Frog of Hazry.
You just blow up his face with a Spectral Gauntlet.
And Sister Rosalene actually still
needs to do a deck save.
Cool.
That dude doesn't actually get to block for her. She gets a
five so she's gonna take the 10 damage as well. Nice. I still got some runoff. Don't call it that.
She's just covered in the blood. There's a child here of one of her followers.
Cool and then so that's a bonus action. Sweet. And then for my action I will go ahead and use my
once-a-day thunder wave. Okay and that one is a con save, right? Yes. Okay.
One gold cultist who did a cartwheel and got out of the way.
Oh, pup! Is gonna do a con save. Ooh, wow, the dude really wants to live.
That's a 16, 16, ah, that just passes. Okay. Are you not willing to die for the gods?
How is still take half damage though?
Oh, they do still take half damage on Thunder Waves.
So still is gonna take it, then sister Roseline rolls,
sister Roseline gets a 15,
if she gets the number she passes.
Yes, okay.
So then that is both of them take half.
So I'll say this dude jumps in front
and sort of takes half of it for her.
I'm sort of willing to get hurt for the cause.
You got to talk to your guys.
Apparently.
Yeah, the number one cultist you've got is this little frog girl.
She's like really all in.
I'm completely in.
Okay, so it's going to be just five points of thunder damage.
Okay, so they'll take three.
We'll round it up.
Yeah.
This one, Coltist, looks a little hurt.
Okay.
Sister Rosalene looks pretty healthy at the moment.
After Sol's turn, that is the Coltist turn.
One of them is dead and twitching on the ground.
The other one is going to charge forward.
I'm willing to do anything for the cause,
except for Dye, except for die.
That's healthy.
It's going to stab into you.
Mrs. just is not willing to put himself fully in harm's way,
so does not fully commit to stabbing you.
It was at a stage thrust.
I'm putting one arm up so I can kind of block
so I can only stab the arm.
Again, I'm very willing to get hurt.
You wrote, help me on your hand hand get me out of here, man. Okay
After that cultist that is
Calder's turn so you guys are in an interesting position
These guys ran way far ahead. Yeah, we're still picking up
Initiative from last episode so Cali had already gone. She collapsed far ahead. We're still picking up initiative from last episode.
So Callie had already gone.
She collapsed the tunnel.
They were able to get about four rounds ahead of you.
So they are 120 feet ahead of you, Calder.
So if you have any way to speed up any kind of actions,
actually, you know what?
Albin is next in the initiative order.
You see, as you guys are all rushing,
you're following the footsteps of Saul and Liddy,
but they're faster than you guys.
Albin turns to you guys and goes,
I can cast Haste on one of you and double your speed.
Cast it on colder.
Okay, don't do it.
Tell me that I owe you one.
Hey, say in chat to kiss you owe me one
And cast based on you
Calder you feel a
Rush as your body begins to speed up and your heart begins to beat very quickly
You don't know if that's because of the haste or because now you know that you owe
Albin favor and he's gonna hold it over you. Kelly. I'm freaking out
and he's gonna hold it over you. Kelly, I'm freaking out.
I'm freaking out.
Channel inter-movement.
Make a good use of it.
Call their nods and charges forward.
You know he's gonna hold this over.
Fucking dude.
I have to concentrate on this really hard.
It's one of my only third-level spells of the day.
So just, you know, no pressure, but don't,
don't ham it up.
You're just beating so fast.
Fuck. Sweet, yeah beating so fast. Fuck.
Sweet, yeah.
Calder, you charge.
Actually, if you use a dash action, you can get 120 feet, so you can pop right out.
Okay.
Hello.
Yes, I'm out there.
So Calder just goes so fast.
You glide up.
You literally no hands climb the ladder up to the manhole cover.
And you'll feed.
Saul has already punched through one guy's head.
You see Sister Rosalene looks, she sees you
and she starts to sort of stumble back.
And looks at Liddy and goes,
it's just you and I, Liddy, we have to look out for each other.
We have to look out for each other.
Remember the mission we need to find the hideout.
You don't have to be on a losing side, Liddy.
You see the other cultist goes,
what about me?
I'm surely gonna live.
Yeah, you're allowed to run away.
Yeah, just go, man.
I know I'm not there,
but could one of you please ask
that other cultist's name.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I didn't get your name, by the way.
Yes.
It's just Darren.
I can't say, Darren! I shall. From Darren, our call, their, that's just Darren. I hate safe Darren.
I shall from Darren our call there that's Calder.
Calder, do you want to do anything else with your turn?
You know what?
I am going to step forward towards sister Rosalene
and I will action surge.
Oh, and I'll take two attacks with the great sword.
Sick.
You actually have three attacks because of haste. How can I think I do what you want? Alvin's down in the great sword. Sick. You actually have three attacks because of haste.
Ooh.
Alvin, I think I do owe you one.
Alvin's down in the sewers.
We can't hear you.
Thanks, Calder.
I can't really hear you.
Can you project?
You're really whispering.
I whispered that so I wouldn't hear you.
Oh, do you cast haste on you?
Oh, what are you gonna get in, man?
Right, probably when I, when I least expect it,
it'll call in favor.
17 on the first attack.
Uh, that is going to hit.
Alright, uh, dirty 20 on the second.
Who?
And a 22 on the third.
Jesus, yeah, just you pop right out of the sewer.
Hit sister Rosalene with three quick attacks.
Liddy, Darren, protect me.
I'm just rubbing Darren's back. Like, so what do you really want to do, man? Rosalene with three quick attacks. Liddy, Darren, protect me.
I'm just rubbing Darren's back.
I mean, like, so what do you really want to do, man?
Oh, no.
I was just kind of trying to figure out
where I belong here.
I thought about mob goblin for a little bit.
And I'm going to the light keepers.
But I'm getting kind of a raw deal here.
Stop talking to them.
Listen, I understand you get wrapped up in some conflict
or some organization that you're not 100% committed to, you got to find some real friends.
I'm going to give you my damage and on the off chance, I kill sister Rosalene. I just
want to be certain that we're not going to cleave towards Darren. Got it. Okay. Okay.
You're right. Okay. Save, Darren. 38 damage. 38 damage, okay.
Sister Rosalene is still alive,
but you have her.
She was going to, was like feeling a little bit confident
when just Saul popped up.
As soon as he's got some backup,
she starts kind of stumbling backwards.
She is going to, turns to her two remaining followers.
Daren, finish them off.
Looks at.
I don't want to do that. I called off. Looks at, I don't wanna do that. Call her, looks at, the only thing you have to finish
is finding yourself.
He looks conflicted, she looks at Liddy and goes,
Liddy, I want you to run and go get help
tell everyone you can about what you saw,
where the camp is, where I am, get more people.
Oh.
You see Liddy nods and goes, yes mother. Sister Rosalene, man, she doesn't, get more people. Oh. You see, Linaudsen goes, yes, mother.
Sister Rosalene?
Man, she doesn't want to get hit again.
But I think she has no choice.
She wants to do a dash action.
So she's going to take an attack from Calder.
Okay.
It would have been a great, if I were a hard one.
That's a 19, It becomes a 27.
Jesus Christ. Yeah, that still hits.
So she rolls back really pathetically. You just slash her super hard in the back as she gets up.
Is that the person you want to follow, Darren?
Not especially, but like, we've given up on it.
We've got to sort of a...
Ladies of lost cards.
That's all right.
Darren came around. Darren has. That's all right. Daring came around.
Daring has a child's yearning.
16 damage.
You can feel it.
16 damage, that message is right up.
She has run off 60 feet.
You see she runs into some like nearby alleys
and you hear her yelling,
children of the light, new chosen flock to me.
And she's going to make essentially like a persuasion check, like a charisma check,
slash luck check to see if there's any other guys around.
You can assume that there's probably people waiting at other sewer covers and stuff for kids like Liddy to come back. That is a success.
You do see one other cultist jams up the alleyway
that she has run into.
So about 60 feet away from you.
You've got this cultist there.
Sister Rosaline is running away through there.
After Sister Rosaline's turn, that is Liddy's turn.
You see Liddy is going to run off in the other direction.
She gets 90 feet and Saul, you know that she's running
in the direction of the water park.
Oh, oh gosh, okay, is that her turn?
That is her turn and then that is back up to Callie's turn.
Okay, nice.
Callie, as you take your...
So just give me the numbers.
How far away am I?
You're 120 feet away.
Great.
So my spell is only go 60 feet.
Great.
Yeah, you're in the sewers anyway.
But Callie, as you take your movement, go ahead and give me a perception check.
21.
21. 21. You guys are following Liddy and Saul's footprints and as you round a corner,
you do see in the distance the open manhole where you can assume they jumped out of.
But before you get there with that perception check, you glimpse
someone who was about to enter the same tunnel from like a different path,
but sees you and doubles back down a different one.
You just hear a little, oh shit!
Did you say, oh shit?
Yeah, can I jump up to wherever this is or what?
Yeah, it's just a different tunnel.
So I'll just go down this tunnel.
You rush down a different tunnel into the sewer and you see that
there is a little rat kid with a vest and a little newsboy cap. Looks over
their shoulder as your chasing them goes like, oh shit fuck wait wait wait I just
want to talk. They run and they get themselves into a corner and they don't have
anywhere to go. You see they they look back at you, they look
and try to see if they could scramble up somewhere,
they start crawling at the...
Oh, no, no, no.
I'll...
I'll...
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I, yeah.
That it's raining, but actually I can make it right.
There's a little bit of shit down here
that kind of comes off the walls and stuff.
Yes, I will, I will use the umbrella to shield him
from the shit that it could sporadically fall.
Much, much appreciated.
I'm sorry, are you ladies' friend?
Hmm, we come from the same place place we're both from the water park.
Are you trying to find the camp? Yeah. Well you're not going to find it is a
problem. Right and I didn't want to find it but they the light keepers they came
to the water park and they said that all the big kids had to go out and search the sewers and
try to find the camp and then we would get you know food and a little bit of
money and all the little kids stay at the water park so they kind of got our
younger siblings out there and everything so I'm kind of here under duress
Lydia seems a little bit more into it yeah she has a zealotry to her.
Yeah, I think, you know, some...
A very cute little fest.
Thank you so much.
And a cute hat.
Can I just try it on your quick?
Try my hat shirt.
Can I try it?
Can I paint your duck?
Yeah, you can, yeah.
Basta, be nice.
Starts getting the red eyes. Yeah. All right. Foster, be nice. All right.
Starts getting the red eyes.
I'm no shit.
Oh, shit.
Don't say dragon era.
The fourth is carry in the caves.
OK, well, I mean, can we escort you back to the water park
or something, or like, if you don't want to do what you want.
You guys are one of the ones that fucked up the light
keepers in the first place.
That's why they're so pissed off.
Yeah, yeah
That's right keep that's keep that room a spread in
Yeah, you see Albin runs down. He's a little bit behind you
He hears the whole thing and he goes like all right
What is your name? Oh tips their hat and goes my name's Tully nice to meet you
I'm Callie. This is Albie Albin the boy wizard. You may have heard of me.
No, no idea.
Of course.
Not many bookstores out here.
Tully, why don't you come with us?
We've got to get ahold of our friends,
and then you can come back with us to the camp
and get something to eat.
Tully goes, sounds pretty damn good to me.
Nice.
That is back to Sol.
The first thing Sol does is hand a TGS guide a gift card
to Calder and says, you're gonna wanna give this to Albin.
That's gonna be your first step for paying him for the hay spell.
But this is gonna be like the first of many favors.
Like you're really gonna need,
he's gonna need a whole day with you.
Basically, that's what's gonna happen.
That makes sense, but I also really like onion rings.
So I can hang onto this for me.
It's your choice, it's your funeral,
it's your, I choose the onion rings for me then.
You see Darren Lix's lips.
You can come Darren.
Well, really, looks like it's just a wrestling running away.
So yeah, it's all does that.
And then bolts after Liddy to try and catch her.
Liddy, Brad, do you have a way to get 90 feet if I do a dash action my speed with unarmored movement is 45?
So yeah, I can get 90 feet exactly. I say Liddy Liddy. Why can't you be more like your brother Darren?
Hey, are you brother and sister?
We're all brothers and sisters. I'm the light of course. Yes, forget forget I asked I don't know how your whispers carry so far
Yeah acoustics are weird
Yeah, I'll say you're chasing after her
She is going to go ahead and yell and see if she can get
Anybody to come help brother sisters of the light
Hey, hey, hey, can I try and cover her mouth?
Sure, go ahead and give me a contested.
I'll do your athletics or sleight of hand versus her acrobatics.
I'm gonna try and do it like when a kid is having a tantrum at the mall.
Okay.
She got a 19.
Oh, shout out to the two crew.
She slips out.
Okay.
I'm not a kid!
Somebody help!
Okay, okay.
She does, you do see another cultist pops up and begins running towards you guys.
That is the cultist's turn.
The one that just popped out near Liddy is going to run over and try to grapple Saul.
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A Slimey 20.
Just fully tries to wrap around your legs
and you slip out.
Ah!
And he just face plants and falls behind.
The other cultist is going to,
that's like in the alley between Calder
and Sister Rosalene, is gonna pull out a sword and prepare a reaction to attack.
Calder if he gets close.
That is Calder's turn.
Okay, I'm gonna try to spear tackle Rosaline then.
Okay, this dude's gonna get an attack on you
as you run through him.
That's fine.
That's a 12.
It just goes, yeah!
Was that, was that Darren?
Darren is also going to, as you turn, he goes,
I tricked you all along.
I was willing to get hurt for the cause.
What?
Darren!
And you always said that, you said that explicitly.
I know, but I was making it seem like I might turn at some point,
but I'm not going to.
Swingsets you, gets a 14 and misses.
He's got absolutely suck ass.
So if you...
I thought you were cool, Darren.
If you run for 60 feet,
you're not gonna have an action anymore,
but you can run for 30 feet.
Even with haste, I can't do this.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
You still have haste, you're right.
So your movement is doubled.
You run up, you can just get to her.
You can attack her with your sword if you want.
Great, so I can take three attacks.
Jesus, yeah.
So she didn't even get to heal herself
because she had to use her full movement
to run through this alley.
So she's looking around, she sees that you've just
blown past this one cultist.
Look alive, he's on his way, he got past me.
You fool, you absolute fool.
That is an 18, a dirty 20 and a 12, didn't you?
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, two of them hit.
23, 23 damage.
She is on death's door, but is still alive.
Oh fuck, the...
After Calder's turn, that is back to Albin's turn.
Actually, you see Tully speaks up and goes,
do you guys wanna try to take a back way or something?
I could probably get you halfway between here
and the water park or some a little faster.
That would be fantastic, yeah.
You see Tully starts leading Albin and Callie
through the sewers here.
If you are gonna be our tour guide, if there's like any sights that we should see, maybe we take the long ride.
Yeah, yeah, that's a waterfall of shit.
That's a pike that people shit in do and it comes out.
That's where the flies fly down through the grates and start eating the shit.
That's a pile of shit.
I just shit over there before.
I didn't need to do that, but I just didn't like that.
Wow, I'm eating the sculptor instead.
Yeah, that's right.
I was doing it on the clock in protest.
Pointed out as you guys rush through after Albin's turn,
that is Sister Rosalene's turn.
She is literally at 1 HP.
She sees Calder towering over her and is going to hold her hands up and goes,
I don't have anything against you.
I know you're just a pawn in all of this.
I'm sure you want to be on the right
side when the end of days comes. Interesting argument to start the whole thing off calling me a pawn,
right? That's a right. And when I say pawn, I mean the type of pawn that could go across the
chessboard and become a better piece, because this is your end of the line here
is coming on this side and now we'll make you a bishop.
A bishop, you could be a bishop.
We're not playing chess, we're in a cave and you're fucked.
She's going to go ahead cast whole person on Calder.
I'm trying to get her.
Calder, go ahead and give me wisdom saving throw.
That's an 18.
There we go.
You pass.
She holds her hand up.
You see for a moment, it looks like it's gonna take.
And because of your sort of frosty, frigid way
that you carry yourself, it does look like you're frozen.
And she kind of just goes,
ha ha ha. And she turns to leave you get
an opportunity attack that she does not know checkmate I'm just gonna punch her in the back of the
head I see a naked attack that is a 22 to hit it's called her finish her She has one HP. Oh, yeah. Great. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Okay. That whole pond thing I didn't mean it like that. It wasn't a pond pond.
It was a prawn like like something to eat that you can see. The light. Okay, the all is not real.
I don't think she's coming back.
I don't think she's coming back.
I don't think, I just say that.
I say that because it makes people scared.
And when people are scared, they listen to you.
I want my fists to freeze into a giant ice ball
as I, as I uppercut sister Rosalene.
I'll just chill.
You just blast her across the chin.
You see her neck twists and there's a loud crack
and she drops in.
Poof.
It's the ground and a bad, bad person is gone.
Woo.
Bravo.
After sister Rosalene's turn, that is Lydia's turn.
Okay.
So Lydia.
The new sister Rosalene.
The new sister Rosalene. The new sister Rosalene.
She does not know.
Rosalene.
Rosalene.
Because they're about 200 feet apart from each other
because they ran in some directions.
Lady can't take her full dash action
because you have caught up to her.
So I will say you can essentially make an opportunity attack,
but do it as like a grapple.
Yeah. Like you can try to like just grab her.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try and call her down, I guess.
Okay, I feel like she's probably a lost cause,
but like I just can't let her get away.
That's going to be a 15, then.
15 is going to hit her armor class.
So she goes to a speed up again to get past you.
You're able to grab onto her ankle
and you guys both crash onto the ground.
What are you doing?
I have my orders.
I have to listen to my orders.
You don't have to listen to anyone.
You're a kid.
I like grab her and like hold her with one hand
and I fish something out of my pocket
and it's like a little just piece of metal
with the word Saul written on it, Saulum.
This is the only thing I had when I came to the
water park. Just this word, I was abandoned and I
lived most of my young life there and I'm not
sure that I feel great about the path that I
chose and I want to make sure that you have
the opportunity to choose better if you want.
Go ahead and give me a persuasion check.
That's a net 20.
Whoa!
You're in the green.
Yes.
You're from the water park too.
That's right.
Then you met... you met mother.
You met sister Rosalie.
She came around a lot, you know.
I'll admit that I took her food and I went on patrols for her as well before mother
ship came and took me.
We had to do what we had to do, but I'm saying you don't have to do that anymore.
There are other places you can go and just know that you're not alone.
I know what it's like to be small and just have the world trying to push you around and
make you into what they want you to be, but you can rise above it.
I did think it was strange that mother ran away when things got scary, and make you into what they want you to be, but you can rise above it.
I did think it was strange.
That mother ran away when things got scary,
but your friends came for you when you were in trouble.
You see, she starts to calm down
and you think that a lot of it is resonating
and the fact that you also grew up in the water park
is helpful, but you also get the sense that this is someone who is seeking approval from authority.
So it's two things are happening right here.
It's like on the one hand, you are getting through to her on the other hand.
It's like, oh, this person's giving me attention and making me feel special.
And like, so, you know, that's something that could be worked out later.
You guys are out of initiative.
I'll say that these other cultists sort of run away
as they see their outnumbered and stuff.
Darren fucking takes off.
The one that a call their plow through takes off.
Callie and Albin come out of the sewers
with this little rat kid.
I'm wearing totally fat now.
We switched. Gally, cool hat. I'm wearing Tully's hat now. We switched. Kelly, cool hat.
We switched.
The duck is mine now.
That's kind of a group decision.
It's name is Foster and his shit is green.
Do you have hats for everybody?
That's all you need to know.
I can't deal with green shit.
You see?
Okay, swap these back.
What's the duck back in your hand?
It takes that. Appreciate it.
It's all wet now. That's all right.
Albin goes, how did the haze treat you?
It was very helpful, Albin, and I thank you for it.
Good, okay, good. Okay, that's a good start.
You're going to have to like prepare like a whole picnic form later.
There's going to be a lot of steps for the thing here.
Was the thank you nuts efficient.
Alvin just holds that in his hands up
and he goes, we'll fight about this later.
It's what?
Right now, right now we've got a real problem.
Nothing I do is ever enough.
Right.
He's a Alvin gestures to tell me this little ratkin
and goes, telly here has warned us
that the light keepers have taken over the water park
and that there are quite a few children still there.
Okay, why don't you take Tully back and we'll go check out the park.
Right.
Albin nods and goes, I can take Liddy as well if she'd like to come.
Yeah, but let's keep a close eye on her.
Yeah.
Can I do like an insight check on Liddy?
Yeah.
That's really good.
Oh, well, it's a 19 on the die,
but it only becomes a 20.
You get the sense that Albin has the spells to deal
with somebody running away if he was near them.
You know what I mean?
Liddy got away because you guys let her round a corner
and get like, and run away.
Okay.
Albin can stop her if she runs away.
But she also looks like a little bit chilled out.
Okay, just I'll be keeping eye
because we don't want to be the reason
that mob goblin the entire production gets.
Well, I'll go back the way that the wall was collapsed and see if I can find a way to
contact anyone there.
What are you prefer?
Yeah.
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Albin takes Tully and takes Liddy and begins walking towards the sewers.
Thanks, Albin.
Calderos, you were spall day.
Wait, what?
I couldn't agree more.
So yeah, Albin leaves with the kids.
I guess we should go and try and get the jump on those light keepers, huh?
Try and clear them out.
Sweet.
Everybody go ahead and give me, I'll say stealth checks with advantage because you're approaching
like a big outdoor area, so it would be, you know, harder than usual to get caught.
Yeah.
I was thinking about the water park and I realized it's probably less of like a
super high-tech like water park and more of like a public playground.
Yeah. It's like it's like an old recreation center essentially.
Yeah. Actually I picture that playground from Final Fantasy VII but with other elements.
Oh, I love it. I got a 16.
Okay.
28.
14. You guys sneak through all of these alleys and kind of take a back way over to this old
Recreation Center you see in the center of it. There is this big
Crumbling fake mountain with a crashed airship at the top
There is graffiti across it some of it is
Lightkeeper stuff like the yala was, new cataclysm, things like that,
but some of it is just kids playing around,
drawings and immature things and whatnot,
dicks, for sure, somebody painted some dicks up there.
That's kind of funny.
There are a bunch of emptied out pools around,
as well as the wreckage of several carts
that probably had, you know, kittestions and things like that.
Actually, everybody go ahead and give me perception checks.
Ooh.
Shed out to the two crew.
Shed out to the two crew.
Ooh, twins.
Twins.
18.
Okay, Kelly.
Roll again.
I'll say that, yeah.
So all you're a little bit overwhelmed being back here,
you haven't been back to this like recreation center in a long time. This is where a lot of kids
Hide out because it's kind of you know one of the safer places just because there's a lot of places to hide and things like that
You're a little overwhelmed so you're a little distracted
Callie what was my excuse?
Your excuse was you're looking at solving
Distracted I was pointing out a very ornately drawn dick. Yeah,
God the pubes. I remember the day this was drawn. Kelly, the first thing you see, about two dozen
dead or grievously injured light keepers. Somebody's not moving, others writhing on the ground.
They're these cultists in dirty robes. They look fucked up. Okay, like what kind of damage failed them?
Looks like they were cut down by swords or axes, but you also see that there are about ten of them still standing.
But they are holding their hands up in surrender.
You see that jazzler and Todd have their weapons held up to them.
Oh fuck.
Okay, I have to be honest, enemy of my enemy, right?
Why would we not just sit back and let them weaken each other?
Yeah, absolutely.
Although we should keep our eyes peeled for StarDunk.
So you see the team leader, StarDunk, has a transmitter device open and is speaking to a projection of patina
Glennbottle.
Bam, team-texion followed up promptly on the lead provided by the ship captain, however,
the light keepers aren't working with the fugitives.
And patina goes, I'm sorry, star-dunk, do I look like my granddaughter? Because you're talking to me like I'm a child.
Of course, they aren't working with the fugitives. They gave the name Light Keepers to pin it on them.
Which means they don't like each other. Therefore, these fools should have some information on them.
StarDunk keeps a smile and keeps nodding and goes, yes, well, we've already grilled the mem.
The fugitives are aligned with Mob Goblin.
The light keepers were sending children out
to try to find their safe house, but haven't heard back yet.
Petina responds, ah, then it's the children we want to talk to.
Get rid of the light keepers, bring a couple kids in
for questioning.
You and Jazzler, get the kids, Todd is on cleanup.
I've got to go, my daughter and my daughter's daughter are calling.
I'm a grandma.
StarDunk closes the transmitter, he and Jazzler not at each other.
They each grab, you see that there's like a few kids around.
They each grab one little buddy, the other arm they use to pull out these flying drones that are these like handheld devices that
Allow them to fly up into the air. They jump and they begin flying up into the air. Oh, this is how it happens
This is this is how they got me. We can't we have to stop them. I
Grab saw
They will kill us all no
Todd begins walking towards the light keepers,
who are all hands up in surrender, going,
please, no, we surrender, we surrender.
Todd, cue.
Okay, I'm letting that happen.
Called it, I need you to throw me at,
I need you to throw me at one of them.
At what a star dunk ordone or a jazzler.
A jazzler?
Throw me at one of the ones that's holding a kid.
Oh my god, we're gonna die.
Okay.
We are not trying to finish this fight.
We're just trying to get the kids in run.
Yeah.
Okay, so I will say this.
Are you guys trying to do this out of you of Todd?
Yes, yeah, okay, so I'll say that as you see this all going down as you see them going to grab
Their drones you guys run up a nearby building. There's abandoned buildings nearby
You run up and get up to like a busted out window as you see jazzler and star-dunk begin to fly by they each have a kid scooped.
Okay I'm gonna jump on one of them like a backpack and then use my face step because I'm spring I
can have someone teleport instead of me so I touch the kids and have them teleport over to
colder and salt. And I like essentially replace the kids.
So I throw a cow.
Like in Indiana Jones, but with a child.
Holy shit.
So I throw a cow in, catch a child.
Yeah, but I think I'm trying to do it
so that I like replace the kid.
Jesus Christ.
Just to see it, but I'm really probably noticed.
No, that, I mean, will 100% notice.
I'm more just like, yeah, you're sacrificing yourself.
Callie jumps out and you see, yeah,
there is this little rabbit folk kid
that was looking quite worried,
but also kind of just going a lot like
was being kind of bullied by these light keepers
probably told to go down in the sewers.
Then all of a sudden these other people showed up, started killing light keepers, and then took
over, this little rabbit-folk kid is fucking terrified.
So, Kali, you jump out, you like grab onto StarDunk, and this little rabbit-folk kid, and
you switch places, and the rabbit-folk kid is is thrown into call their arms inside this building
And that's my bonus action
So can I then also try and cast command on both of them and say drop
Okay
All right, you see starDunk looks down at you
as you're in his arms, shot, or in one arm.
You like kind of struggles to carry you with the drone
because you have this little bunny buddy with him.
You see, Jazzler still has like a little human child with her.
But I'm casting commands on both of them.
To drop.
I'm telling them to drop me, but also the other kids.
Okay, yeah.
Can I prepare a reaction to go below and catch somebody?
Oh, I'm, yeah, I'm already doing that as well.
I'm gonna say you guys are up in that building.
You guys will need to do some kind of athletic check
to like jump out.
What kind of save do they need to make for command?
Wisdom saving throw.
These guys have a plus two to wisdom. Okay. It's not
their strongest stat by far. I'm gonna go ahead and roll in front of the table. What do
they need to beat? 15. 15. Okay. So 13 are higher they pass. I'm gonna roll in front
of the table. We'll start with you. We'll start with startunk. Come on. 15.ardunk passes. Okay. He just looks more determined and squeezes your wrist.
Mm.
Mm.
Jassler gets a 19.
Jassler keeps on hanging on to this human child.
Everybody go ahead and roll initiative.
Okay, and I shout to everyone like,
it's okay if we fall because I have to fall.
Okay, so get us out.
Ah, 16, 10.
10.
First to act is Stardunk.
Stardunk is in an interesting position
because he's hanging on to a drone with one hand
and he's hanging on to Cali with another hand.
So for him to like whip out a sword and attack you
means that he both fall.
So he probably just wants to hang on to you.
So he's gonna go ahead and do an action to like grapple you,
to essentially like wrap his legs around you
and try to hang on to you.
And he's gonna take a movement of 30 feet with his drone,
30 feet higher with Cali.
And Cali go ahead and give me a contested athletics check.
Nat 20.
Mm.
Callie, you are not grappled.
You are still, he like tries to wrap his legs around you
to subdue you.
Stop wriggling.
I need to get you back to the mothership.
How do you know?
All right, I'm a fugitive.
Yes, of course you.
I literally was assigned to bring you back
a team text and
Detection and protects yeah, I will team duck fucking sucks
Gary we have to work out that we heard that from here
It was say that you saw it was supposed to be duck you
You see start-unk is so shocked by, that he fails to get you fully wrapped up.
You break free of him and are just holding onto the drone separately, but he commands it
to fly higher.
So, Callie's now 30 feet higher.
I'll say you guys are about eye level with Jazzler who has this human kid under one arm.
She rolled bad on initiative.
Saul, you are next.
Great I turn to Calder and say time for round two and I load myself into his arm.
I pitch him side arm and jazzler.
Frog ball special. Sick. Go ahead and give me I guess an acrobatics check.
Okay cool and then you can make your attacks.
an acrobatics check. Okay, cool.
And then you can make your attacks.
Uh, 17.
17 is gonna pass.
So you successfully get yourself into the air space that Jazzler and her drone are occupying.
The question is, are you gonna make a attack?
So you're gonna try to grab onto the drone or what are you gonna do?
I also have an ability that can help me fall.
So I think I'm just going to try and softly tackle
this human child sick out of the grasp of Jazzler.
All right, Jazzler is gonna do contested athletics against.
Okay, great.
I could use my wisdom score for athletics checks.
13 on this side.
14.
Ah!
Successfully tackle the human child out of Jazzler's hands.
This girl just starts screaming because she has no idea that you can save her.
This frog just comes out and tackles her with the most confusing day ever.
You guys both start falling and Jazzler goes,
another fugitive, tech did.
I flashed this girl a huge, toothy grin and say,
I'm the good guy. I flash this girl a huge toothy grin and say, I'm the good guy!
I don't know anymore!
Cool, and then I will use Slowfall,
I believe is the ability to try and do a controlled fall
back down to the ground.
Sick, yeah, this is just a monk thing
where you just can take some damage,
or take no damage essentially, right?
So with Slowfall, my monk level is 6
so I can reduce it by 30 damage.
Jesus Christ. Okay, I'm gonna say you guys were about 50 feet up, so it would have been 5d6, so literally you cannot take damage. Because I think the max would be 30.
Great. Yeah, so yeah, you jump up, you tackle this girl out of jazzler's hand, you jump down,
and you land in, you do like a roll as you
hit the ground, you keep your momentum going and you safely return this girl to the earth.
Much like a duck's feathers, nothing sticks to us.
And then I land on a slide and perfectly slide down.
Very cool.
You hear Jazzler go, did I hear before you guys saying that duck team sucks?
Yeah.
We're working on it.
We suck you off. Wait, what? What? Is that right? before you guys saying that duck team sucks. Yeah. We're working on it.
We suck you off.
Wait, what?
What?
Is that right?
What is happening?
Why are we spiraling?
Alvin's not here.
We're really mucking this up.
You get down to ground level with this girl.
OK.
What's your name?
Annie.
Annie, we're going to get you to safety.
Don't worry.
Can I just run away?
Is that what you want? Yes. Okay. Um
We need to talk to you first. Is that okay? Yeah, I could just wait down here. I just don't want to be in this fight
That's very fair. Um, go to the playground and hide right on. Okay. Um, you see she runs off
Go to the playground and hide, right on. You see she runs off.
You see as she runs towards it,
you hear the blood-curdling screams
of the light keepers as Todd begins his grim work.
I'll use my evisage to speak in her mind.
It'd be like, just stay there.
I'll let you know when it's safe.
You feel her acknowledged.
There's some very funny graffiti in the jungle jam
if you want to go look at that.
Okay, so after Saul, that is Calle's turn.
Calle, you are not grappled.
You guys are just both hanging onto this drone together. Can I attack the drone? Okay, so after Saul that is Callie's turn. Callie, you are not grappled.
You guys are just both hanging onto this drone together.
Can I attack the drone?
Yeah.
I want to attack the drone.
Well, you are unstable.
Yeah.
I read the file on you.
I'm unstable and I suck.
Spread it around.
Okay.
Yeah.
We're a bunch of nuts and we suck.
We suck nuts.
I have to embrace it. What are they saying down there, jazzle?
18 to hit 18 hits. I'm going to use a bardic and then the question is do I also have to
Smite to get the stone down
17 damage to the drones 17 damage, okay
17 damage to the drone. 17 damage? Okay.
It's not fucking down.
It's not down, no.
Oh, Kelly, you strike this drone.
There's this burst of energy as you hit it.
You hear it begin sputtering and smoke comes out of it,
but it still keeps flying.
It start on goes,
you know you're up here with me, right?
Yeah, and I'm taking you down with me.
Oh, is that right? Yeah. Well, I'm a class and you're up here with me, right? Yeah, and I'm taking you down with me. Oh, is that right?
Yeah.
Well, I'm A-class, and you're just D-class. Who do you think's gonna survive?
You know what? I don't define myself by a letter.
I do.
I'm sorry that you're too.
I'm A-class.
Great, I hope you're able to feel every nice and comfy.
After Callie's turn, that is Calder's turn.
All right.
Calder, you have Jazler still at eye level
hmm you can just jump out the window here to grab on to her star dunk and
cal your 30 feet up solves about 50 feet down on the ground okay so I couldn't
jump and attack the drone with my sword could I you could do it to jazler's
drone but you need something range to do it to the one that star dump is using.
Okay, I guess I might just chuck a ice ball at that drone in the form of a catapult spell.
Okay, so it needs to do, it's supposed to be a dexterity saving throw, right?
Yeah, I'm gonna say it's gonna do it with disadvantage.
It has to be to 15.
Fails.
Awesome.
Hell yeah. Redemption for Zerks catapult
It's only 10 damage it begins sputtering and is now gonna move at half speed
After Calder's turn that is jasler's turn. Jazzler is going to, ooh, what is Jazzler going to do?
Come after me, Jazzler.
I do have a three extra to my AC right now.
Three extra to my AC.
Yeah, I'm gonna say Calder's the least concern right now
because Calder threw a snowball.
Right now her brother is fighting Calie in the sky over a drone but Saul just grabbed
the girl that she was hanging on to and let her go. So she is going to use 30 feet of
movement that the drone has. Get herself down 20 feet off the ground, drop, lands in
like a three point stance, points as if the other two are there and goes jazzler
uh and then is going to pull out her sword and make an attack on Saul bring it or
three attacks on Saul bring it bring it bring it 17 to hit on the first one misses
misses uh Saul you dodge out of the way you back flip back as she swings at you
you see sparkles coming off jazzler sword. Jazzler! I get some sand in her face.
Ah!
18 on the second hit.
Mrs. Holy shit, how much do you see do you have?
19.
Oh my God, good for you.
Yeah, on armored defense plus a bangle.
22 on the last attack.
That one does hit.
Okay, she is going to go ahead and do,
she does not have unstable arcane smites.
She has just regular old good arcane smites.
So she gets to choose what she does with it.
So you see a burst of magic energy comes out
as she strikes you with this two handed great sword.
She does 11 damage to start.
The arcane smite does an additional 13 damage.
And you see shadowy tendrils burst out of her sword
and go to wrap around your neck.
Go ahead and give me a constitution saving throw.
Whoa, okay.
This is the full potential of mothership.
You couldn't achieve this.
I don't want this.
Your sword has grown.
You can, I can show people with my sword.
19 on a con save.
19 passes.
Nice.
Shadowy Tendrel goes around your neck,
but you slip out of it.
That's all she's able to do that turn.
Two wings, all one hit.
One hit.
After Jazzler, that is back up to StarDunk.
StarDunk is up on this drone with Callie.
I guess I will be taking you back to the mothership.
Why not? Because I have to kill you here. I guess I will be taking you back to the mothership. Why not?
Because I have to kill you here, I guess.
You see, he lets go of the drone while you got
her 80 feet in the air.
And he's just gonna take three hits on you
as you guys are falling.
Gosh.
Okay, my AC is 21 right now.
He's falling so fast, but his hair is perfectly frozen.
Yeah, just super hard side part goes to swing at you.
This is straight up anime.
You guys are both like, he grabs your hand
and pulls you down as you guys both fall.
I get in close and I'm like, tell me,
does all that gel you wear give you a boost to your AC?
It does, if you strike me directly in the head. Actually I will
say that since you're holding on to the drone I'll say he has to use one shove
attack to get you off of it. Okay. Contest to that athletics check. 19.
Fucking 11. So one way to attack. He a second attack second attack is in 11
11 plus four
He's literally just hanging on to your wrist and pulling at you. I know I'm stronger than you
I looked at the data and I can bench press and deadlift and overhead press and squat more than you.
My totals are better than yours.
I don't know why you are not coming down.
Sorry, are you still monologizing?
I'm talking about the data.
It's gonna, you literally uses third attack
to try to throw you off the drone with him.
Jesus Christ, I rolled a five.
Second team.
Jesus hanging to you. Wow, wouldn't be the first time
that a man grouveled at my ankles.
Really?
Because I've read that you actually
are super obsessed with what he does.
We did lots of research on you guys.
You know, maybe I was kind of retreating into, shut up.
After StarDunk, that is Salister. So you got jasler down here with you jasler's down with me
I'll probably just keep engaging jasler. Um, where's colder right now?
Colders 50 feet above 50 feet above up in like a tower. Yep hanging out in the building all right
Keep focusing on Cali's drone. I got this I
Honestly, I think she's got that
Dude just keeps pulling on Cal. We're both supposed to fall.
Keep sucking, I tell you.
I know I have better statistics to you.
I'm looking at them right now.
Ow.
Do you have your phone out?
What in the middle of a battle?
There's nothing sacred that you might have.
Looking at a giant crystal.
Look at this, look at my combine scores.
First yours. I'm gonna press it. Right, right, I'm gonna number. a giant crystal. Look at this, look at my combine scores, first yours.
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I'm not saying it's a problem.
I'm not saying it's a problem.
I'm not saying it's a problem. I'm not saying it's a problem. I'm not saying it's a problem. I'm not saying it's a problem. I'm not saying it's a problem. points. So Sol just does the Henry Caval like fist pump, locks and loads of fists, and
strides towards Jazzler. I'm looking at the statistics right now. Are you out of key points?
Yeah, that's right. I suck. Cool, I'm going to take two attacks. Sweet. Three attacks
actually with my bonus action. Oh yeah. 17, 17, 18. Only the 18 hits. Hate that for me.
Jassler blocks it twice.
Jassler!
You see, she blocks the two, does Jass hands,
and then you punch her in the face for the last one.
Ah!
Your teeth are so brittle.
They're perfect.
How many white strips have you used?
I use them every night, every day, 365 days a year.
It's too many times. I've got no gums left. It's all bones.
I'm not enough a damnal. That's going to be nine damage. Okay. After
Saul, that is Callie's turn. Callie, you've got Stardunk just holding on to you
on on this drone. It is what I'd like to do. I would like to hold my
is what I like to do. I would like to hold my attack till after coldness turn.
So that colder can jump down.
I can feather fall us both to the ground
while this person falls and then maybe falls prone
and we both get to attack with advantage.
Jesus Christ.
That's kind of tight to me.
Sick.
Okay, you hold your turn.
Calder, that's your turn.
Oh, you have to do is jump.
Calder shuts his eyes and jumps.
It's like, Calder, you jump down.
And it asks you close your eyes,
you just hear the flapping of duck wings.
Yes, we float.
We float and then this,
but I don't cast by the fall on the person who's on my thing.
Six, so you basically time it with Calder.
So you are 30 feet above Calder. On your turn, you let go. Calder jumps out the window as you pass. Calder
go ahead and give me an athletics check to make the connection.
Dirty 20. Calder, you connect. You grab onto Cali. She casts Featherfall as the
three of you are falling together,
StarDunk is hanging onto you.
So I'm gonna go ahead and do a deck saving throw for him.
He fails.
Yes.
So you guys fall, Featherfall, as you sort of slow down,
it jerks him and he falls off of you.
He's gonna go ahead and take five D-six of damage
and then land prone.
Oh my god.
We do suck.
Yeah, we suck you right back to the ground.
You suck me to the ground, you fucking weirdos.
What does that even mean?
You see, yeah.
Well gravity.
StarDunk falls off of you and lands just from 50 feet in the air on his back on the ground.
As soon as he hits the ground, he goes like, ow, looks like it's gonna be a real fight today sis. And Jasla goes, right bro.
And now we both get to take a tax. You guys can take a tax while start on his profile.
Holder you first because technically I held my action for you.
Oh wow, I'm honored. Thank you. Let's see how this guy stands up to some heat.
Thank you. Let's see how this guy stands up to some heat.
Golder is gonna jug the potion of Fire Buzzer.
Oh, yes!
Okay, so as a bonus action, the potion of Fire Breath, after drinking this potion, you can
use a bonus action to exhale fire at a target within 30 feet of you.
Target must make a DC 13 dexterity saving throughout, taking 46 Fire damage on a fail save,
or half as much on a successful one
It seems like that's the effect ends after you exhale the fire three times or when an hour has passed
So you just have a bonus action now
Do you need to blow 46 or fire? Oh, yeah
Awesome, so yeah you feel the fire in your gut like all of this time
You've been trying to conjure fire and now you feel like you have the ability to do it
Not in your hands, but you feel like a burning in your throat. Okay, I burp violently
So that candy okay
Feels weird I am gonna just attack with my sword then. Okay. What was all that drinking for though?
I was just trying to like you urgently drank something and then you grabbed grabbed your throat, and now you're just stacking me with your sword.
Why?
I suck. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- Only 17 to 17 misses. Oh, he rolls out of the way even though he was prone nice shot
You're still gonna die unfortunately. Yeah, we're all gonna die. We have a license to kill
After Calder Cal you can take the rest of your turn. I'm going to charge up a thunderous smile
Does a
27 hit 27 absolutely hits yeah, I'll say star dunk rolls out of the way and does a pose like puts one hand up under his head and goes,
Ha, you thought you could hit me but you could,
as you stab right into his chest.
I stab right into his mouth.
Oh my god.
And I have a final third level spell, so I'll use that for a smite.
Oh yeah.
And my thunder smite and a bardic inspiration.
You guys are better than you are on paper.
Don't listen to the data.
Toilet paper, that is.
39 damage.
Nice.
Good for you, Jesus.
Yeah, there's this explosion of energy as you stab down into star-dunk.
After Calder's turn, that is Jazzler's turn. Jazzler is going to go ahead
and take another three swings at Saul. First attack is only a 16. Mrs. Saul, you dodge out of the way.
Second attack is a nat 20. Okay. So she's going to do also a controlled arcane smite as she swings into you.
You see these tendrils of shadow go to wrap around you.
So she crits and then she's gonna do an extra 4D8.
Oh God, is that creepy sword?
What do you do with this creepy sword?
It's the magic within me.
That's, you should investigate that.
You should investigate the weird shit you do.
I have some very interpretive sweaters that I've made
that delve deep into this subject.
I didn't realize you crocheted.
I've actually read a bunch of your launch pad essays.
That's just unnecessary.
Sorry, I like to do my homework.
Which ones did you read?
Oh my god.
None of the creative writing ones, right?
None of those.
All of them.
Okay.
39 damage, Saul.
Yep, okay.
That's gonna be it for a little frog friend.
You guys see this explosion of energy as Saul goes down.
Okay.
I got one.
Just grab the other guys and we'll bring them up
to the mothership and wipe their brains.
That is star-dunk's turn.
Star-dunk gets up from prone,
is gonna take some strikes on Callie.
You got it, sis!
Wait, are you talking to me?
No, I just pointed to you in real life,
but I'm pointing to Jazzler.
Only 13 hit misses.
Misses.
Second attack, 16 hit misses, third attack,
18 hit misses.
Hallie, your shield pops up.
You know, we suck, but so do you
Saw that's your turn. Go ahead and give me a death saving throw. Oh, gladly my friend
That's a seven that'll be a fail. That's a fail. That is Cali's turn
Okay, I got I got salt. Yeah, yeah, okay. I only have I'm gonna deplete my resources right now.
Oh fuck yeah, I kicked some ass.
Okay.
Okay, 27 to hit.
Hit startunk.
I will do my final spell and my final bardic inspiration.
Okay.
Okay.
22 damage and I think I might
call their nods
sick he's gonna go ahead and take a
opportunity attack against you. Oh I got a
three so I'm at 21 right now. Okay well I can't roll for shit on star
dog so I got a 12.
Hey reverse. And he has all these cool arcane bursts that he can do, including one
that can slow me without. If it feels any better, I bet you have so many spells.
If you look, if you were to look at the stats, I actually should be able to beat you.
I'll detect you because I'm teamed.
Taction. Yeah, yeah, yeah, detect you later. Sweet, you run 30 feet away.
It's bad I put it into practice.
After.
I think I run though, I'm basically running to get away
from him, because I'm like this fight's over for me personally,
but I don't want to be running fully away from Saul though.
Okay, great. That is call to turn.
All right, I am going to roll over to Saul, say.
Sweet, Stardom does not get a reaction
because he already used it on.
Nice, on Callie.
Great, I'm going to grab a potion of greater healing
and say, Saul, buddy, suck on this.
You guys talk weird.
I love to suck.
We don't talk weird, we suck weird.
Yeah, suck eggs.
Call her other kids okay?
I don't know.
Yeah, you see, there was the rabbit kid that was like in your arms and I'll say that he
ran out of the building as soon as, uh,
As soon as I jumped.
Yeah, as soon as you jumped, he definitely did not jump with you.
Okay, so if I've delivered this potion to Saul, I'm going to pick him up and use my action to dash.
Okay, Jazzler is gonna get an opportunity attack.
I guess that is fine, okay.
Call, don't get distracted.
I literally rolled the fucking four.
Shield.
Ah!
Ah!
You don't need that.
You scoop, Saul, and start running.
You run 60 feet away.
Nice.
That is Jazzler's turn.
Callie only got 30 feet away.
Yeah.
Jazzler is just gonna run 30 feet and go after Callie,
and she looks at Star Duncan goes,
we only need to get one of them.
They're emotionally attached. See the way he went and scooped up the frog? If we need to get one of them. They're emotionally attached.
See the way he went and scooped up the frog?
If we try to kill one of them, the law'll come back.
And Star Donk gives her a thumbs up and goes,
great idea sis.
God, there are so many ways to suck.
First attack against you from Jazzler is 22.
It does hit.
Okay, second attack against you is 21.
That's it, yeah. Third attack against you is 21. That's it, yeah.
Third attack against you is a nine.
That's gonna mess.
Yeah.
So two successful hits and she's gonna go ahead and do an arcane smite as well.
Why not?
Have fun, Murr.
Thanks so much.
You have to have a good time too, man.
Yeah.
37 damage.
And you see as part of her arcane smite, weeds and grass begin to grow around
your ankles and like grab you and it is now difficult to rain.
So you move at half speed.
You see grass just begins popping up all around you like thick mud as you run.
You feel like you're slower as she stabs into your back.
After jazzleers turn that is is star-dunk's turn, star-dunk goes, you got her started, let
me finish her off sis.
Star-dunk is gonna run 30 feet and go after Cali.
First hit is only a 10.
Let's do 10 real for shit.
Second one is a 22.
Third one is a 26. And he's gonna do it in our can't roll for shit. Second one is a 22. Third one is a 26.
And he's gonna do an arcane smile as well.
How many people do you think you can carry Calder?
I don't know, I'm not that big.
27 damage, Cali.
I'm down.
Cali drops.
He's also going to use his arcane burst
to get everyone within 30 feet of him.
You see shadowy tendrils comes out of his sword
and strike it.
You guys, both both you guys go
Heading to be Constitution saving throws. Okay
15
15 passes 21 21 passes you guys both escape after
Star Dunx turn that is Sal's turn. I just realized the tendrils. They're hair gel. Oh
Disgusting all right, so Saul is in Calder's arms.
How close is Callie to Saul?
30 feet back.
Okay.
I can put you down, I can throw you.
There's only one choice.
Calder bulls Saul, like a bowling ball.
As a bonus action, Saul uncorps the potion
and duck style slams it into her beak.
Sweet.
Yeah, I'll say, yeah, you use your movement, you get back to Cali, you give her the potion.
And for my action, I can move 45 feet in one round with my movement.
Can I just pick up Cali and run?
Ooh, you're a little guy.
I'm gonna say, go ahead and give me a strength check.
I think my gauntlets would still be up.
It's been, yeah, I activated those within 10 minutes.
Okay, so you wanna do an athletics check
with advantage because you're gauntlets?
I believe it's not with advantage,
but I do get to use my wisdom for it.
Okay, yeah.
Athletics?
Yep, great.
DC 20 to be able to move at full speed.
Otherwise, you'll be 15 feet slower.
16.
16.
Okay, you can move with 15 feet.
Less movement.
Okay.
You're able to scoop Kali up.
You get 30 feet away from the twins.
Okay.
After Saul's turn, that is Kali's turn.
What did I get for health?
Oh, it's gonna be 44 plus four.
This is a dicey situation, guys.
I just rolled four ones.
I'll make it though.
I think.
And so that's four plus four.
That's gonna be eight points for you.
Okay.
As long as you're up, don't split them all in one place.
I'm gonna go ahead and dash.
Great.
Okay.
Wait, I'm carrying you.
Great.
You can banjo Kazooie this?
Yeah, and I try to carry Sol.
So if you jump down, yeah, you pop up, you rap Sol.
Sol goes in the duck pack.
Go ahead and give me a an athletics check.
10.
10.
Okay, I'm gonna do the same rule that I gave Sol,
which is it's gonna be 15 feet slower so with a full-dash carrying Saul you'll get 30 feet another 30 feet
I take it. Okay, so you guys are now 60 feet away from these nuts O twins after Cali's turn that's Calder's turn
Calder you are 30 feet. I'll say in a different direction away from the twins. Mm-hmm
There's 60 feet in a different direction.
Okay, wait, these guys are 60 feet?
I'm gonna say you guys were smart enough
probably to not completely stick together.
Okay, generous.
So you're saying I can't run and carry both of them.
Okay, do you want it?
Okay, okay, intersect, okay.
Yeah. Okay, so you want it? Okay? Okay? Okay? Yeah, okay? So they
So saw ran I love you for being done with this. Yeah, no, I'm down with it. I'm down with it
Okay, so what I'm getting at is that these guys are not gonna capture one of you
They're probably gonna have to kill all of you right?
Or you're all gonna escape and I feel that so
Calder so what happened is they are 60 feet away
from the twins right now.
You were 30 feet away from them.
So they essentially swapped back and forth
carrying each other, getting 30 feet past you.
You can get 30 feet to them with your movement
and then if you wanna take a dash action,
I'll let you do an athletics check to try to scoop them
and take them another thirty feet.
Do we just like zigzag away from each other and back towards each other?
So what I would like to do is create an ice skating rink and cast expeditious retreat,
which allows me to use a full dash as a bonus action, including the turn where I cast it.
Fuck yeah.
I am never in an actual play.
We've never gotten to use expeditious retreat.
This is a great time to use expeditious retreat.
Jesus Christ.
Well, let's hope I have a little bit of a spell.
Okay, so you get to do a spell.
So you use a bonus action to cast the spell.
That 60 feet of movement already baked into the spell.
And then you can use an additional 30 feet of movement
just as an action dashing.
So you can do 90 feet of movement.
Is that what it is?
Yes.
So go ahead and give me an Athletics Check to Grab,
Saul, and Cally.
21.
There we go. 21. Here we go.
21.
OK, past DC 20, I'm going to say that you can do it
without restrictions to your movement.
You know what happens?
I grow just ice.
Wait, what are they called?
Iceicles?
Ice piss.
No, no.
Oh my god.
Snow shoes.
Skates.
Yes, skates.
Ice skates. Leave that in.
I grow ice skates and I want to just skate out.
Sick, yeah, you throw down.
I'll say your expeditions retreat essentially looks like
you throwing down a bunch of ice
and you begin sliding down it super fast.
This feels just like home when you would like run
and chase after your siblings
and things like that.
You scoop up, cally and Saul, you keep going
and you guys at this point are 90 feet away from these dudes.
As you carry us, I like look from under your arm
and I'm like, this has gotten me
you feel pretty big, right?
What are you doing right now?
I mean, you guys are doing all the hard work, you're hanging on really hard.
That's true.
Actually, I'm putting a lot of core into this.
You're right, I'm big.
Calder.
Your stomach is so warm, what happened?
Oh, Calder, your heart's fire.
I never got to use it.
Maybe it wasn't meant to be.
It doesn't feel right.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It seems like what saved us was the ice, not the fire.
Shit, Kelly, you're right.
After Calder's turn, that is Jazzler's turn.
He's going to take a dash action, move 60 feet,
and then she has essentially an arcane surge that she does.
She pulls out her sword.
You see magic surging through her body body and she appears right behind you guys,
but that is her whole turn.
Huh?
All right, so they look like they can keep up with you guys.
Oh, I am glad.
But they can't attack you.
How long does this ex-ministry retreat last?
A minute, right?
Is it okay?
That's like six rounds.
10 minutes.
Oh my God, she's going.
Oh my God.
Actually, she's skating.
Guys, go ahead and give me insight checks.
We're all greasy in our own way.
22.
Not ice cream, just 22.
Okay, a freezing 20.
Calder, I'll say as you guys are racing
along the ice here as you're kind of getting ahead of them,
they keep running after you.
They're a little bit slower, a little bit less
sure-footed in the ice.
But they are doing these arcane surges
and catching up to you,
but you see that they are getting tired from it.
Like, it looks like it is taking something out of them
and you get the sense that they're using spell slots, essentially.
And if you have 10 minutes,
desperate lunches. All this, it would be very difficult for them to catch up to you.
So I'm just getting it, circles.
I'll say you're running with two people on you.
I'll say go ahead and give me a constitution saving throw.
Ooh, okay.
18.
18. Okay, I'll say that passes.
So your cardio is up enough that you run and you run and you run and you see a jazzler
and star dunk are right on your tail.
They keep essentially misty stepping back and forth.
Pff, jazzles right behind you.
You run out of range of her.
Pff, star dunk straight behind you.
You run out of range of him.
Pff, jazzles right behind you, you run out of range of her. Star Dunx right behind you, you run out of range of him. Puff, jazz was right behind you.
They're just on, you feel their breath on your neck
as you run and you run and you run
and eventually as your lungs burn.
And you feel like you can't possibly run any further.
You slide around a corner and look behind you
and see that they are no longer pursuing you.
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I have some little shout-outs because sometimes people send something to the bio box
and they send it to me.
So I just wanted to shout them out,
because there's always a delay
between when Calder receives it.
And we get to see it.
So I wanted to shout out Ellen,
who sent me an Edward Gory postcard
and a possum fanny pack that was from their local library
in a pin. I love them. Rachel sent all of us an assortment of beef jerkeys in honor of the beef of the week.
Embles Creek Miss sent me a crown. Murph has seen me wear it.
Oh, you're wearing the crown. You created a monster.
It is really, really crazy. I, everyone should consider wearing a crown sometime.
It feels amazing.
I've never worn one before.
Royal T's onto something.
And Noah J sent me a hand painted mini of like this sick,
druidic woman with this weird pig owl companion.
And a very personal note that made me tear up.
So thank you very much for those things that I saw.
Oh, thank you so much.
I would love to just keep the PO Box Train rolling
with some other plugs and shout outs.
Also, oh, sorry, final thing is Noah J.B.
Is there Instagram and they have the cutest tuxedo cat?
Okay.
Yeah.
I think Noah J. also sent us the Choose Your Own Animorph book.
Oh, huge.
Oh, huge.
What have you done?
It's called Alternomorphs.
Thank you for feeding us Noah.
Thank you for giving our bellies full of
potential content for the pod.
You are a true hero.
Bryant sent us the first two issues of a manga called
Fririn, beyond the journeys in.
Thank you, Bryant, for sending me manga to read.
You were also feeding me.
I am full.
I have to go to bed now.
Jeff S sent us a bunch of cool funky dice and some Witcher 3
socks, something of liquid in them.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, some really them have liquid in them. Oh yeah!
Yeah, some really cool dice.
Alex W sent a blanket that they knitted
inspired by the Blue Crew AKA Duck Team.
Oh my cats love it.
Oh yeah, it's a small little blanket,
but that's honestly perfect
because Calder Saul and Cali are all pretty small.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
JTAKIA at Play or Tews tabletopverns and a some beautiful handcrafted dice trays.
I did some practice roles on them and the sound is delightful.
Just that perfect plink of plastic on wood.
You can't do this.
Thank you JT.
Let's see, Keith Kay sent us another load of anime DVDs.
Someone sent us the Power Rangers role playing game.
So I first read. Yeah. I put it up in our bookshelf and it looks distinguished.
Alana D, aka, at Alana underscore Danielle, sent us a literal pair of knitted finger
condoms inspired by racial arrest conversation.
Which to knit something so small and conical is an achievement.
Truly, yeah, it's so.
It really looks like you just like cut the wrist part out of a glove.
They're like really well done.
I'll be wearing them in Edinburgh.
Yeah, perfect for when my fingers are cold and I don't want to look at my phone.
But I've written notes on my hand and I need to remember them. Jean-Carlo D from Milk and Honeycomix.com, sent a bunch of the comic anthologies they produce.
I love a good comic anthology, so I'm excited to jump in on those.
Let's see.
And then, oh, Hilly sent us a bunch of Australian calendars and postcards to persuade
us to do a show there.
No further persuasion required.
Yeah.
We'll work on our own calendar to sell when we get there.
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sheep for three weeks, foster the original boneless duck, Aaron the asshole ranger, Big
Bad Beard of the Mad, Eric McTee, giant monsters on the horizon, Berli T. Percival, Frederiksdien,
Van Mussel, Klowowski, T. Rollo, the third, Christian A. Olivia Kay, J. Dragonborn,
Joe Roe, the Inapropo, Liam D. The Sandrane, Ben A. Feldonis, John, the third, Dave H. Vivian,
Koala Bear, Catherine S. David Kay, Christian S. Rebecca G. Dustin S. Conner F. Hawkeye
Pierce, bookfars assistant Izzy F. The time Walker, Blair, the bug Blair, Bar Blarion,
Kat C. Kelsey J. Pork Chop, Ariel, the occasional mermaid, Valacy Raptor, Minette the Magnificent Magic Carp, Pat L, Ashutha A, Lauren H, Amber
W, Joshua D, Ryan S, The Bone Duster, The Charming Fluff, Robert Crisp, M.E. Johnson,
Master Brent Lee, Telekitty Creations, The Official Nadpot, and My Personal Favorite
Illustrator, Ploups, Carly A, Addy K, Laurie P, Hashtag, and Calder's Cult
Come, Hashtag Rise Against The Snowy Spunk.
What the fuck is going on?
Spam Gaming, the submarine sailor who saw the Eagle, Grant L. Conner Savage, Christopher
J. Pebblepop, forget the free Jake Plug, CNAD pod live, Dublin May 11, London May 12, thank
you for that.
Levea Thin, Bioquart 7, Remington CD, Amber Dexterous, Sullivan H, Trubhop, Droper, Sidney
T, Jack H, King of the Mole City, Under Iron Deep, Enanom and Darius, Dragon Purek, Lord
of Moon Spawn, and Night of High House Dark.
Garble the Moist, Juicy Kiwi, the Juicyble the moist. Juicy Kiwi the Juicy
Juicy Rat Murph please bring back the Juicy Rat sincerely the Juicy
Kiwi Rat of all. Champ Wild, Vail and Sprite Pepsi, Carlin Sea, Louis
is your dad, always the dad, never the DM. Armadon the only Emily S. Harry see,
Noah the Bagel of all things. Estelle Iowith, Yeager, conflicted DM, Justin, LB,
Tori Lee, Skirmisher, Dandy, E&D, Bunny, Hashtag, Claudius did nothing wrong, Hashtag, Frog,
Pau, Sucks, Marcos, P, Pup, Calish, learns the balance druid, Dakota, JP, Pagos,
the self-proclaimed, Vaprints, Katron, the great one, the statistics patron.
Wow, cool, friggin' rhyme scheme.
Tracy P, the Crick elf librarian,
Friar Frisit, and E. Holly Hyena, Anthony A.
Kristen Z, Lea C, Page H, Ryan Irfy,
fully supports Caldor's Cult,
come, hashtag CCC for life, something's happening.
Kristen with the K, Cal, just Cal, Commodore Galaxy, Russell H, a monk named Dilgo, yes
the whole thing, yes every time.
Neo's the novice monster hunter, my new best friend Simon, who's trapped in a dreamland,
his loving hugs are what really restore my HP and spell slots.
Lore Life Frost, Morgan M, Sticker, Siouxchef to the Centaur Chef, Sauté Panhandler of the
Crooked Panhandle, trademark damn fam, that's too bad I'd love to steal that.
Steven E. Mr. Adams, Meg, the male carrier of Bahumia, James F. Jimmy A. Highman, high
man, yeah that's me.
Capping Cappy M4L, the Dragon Ambassador,
Wayfarer inventor of the SS Storm Bjorn,
Andrew B. Dalton B. Copepresh,
Barpo Good Barrel, Bard Barian,
and Brewer Emeritus of Waterdeep.
Tari Rhymes with Jabari, Welsh Lander,
Garrett G1 Big Curd, Eric M.
Mr. D. Tommy Kay Nola, John P. Mr. Sillyhead.
Monster Captain Renee S. Cameron C. Hopes.
Dagger the only dagger of hope.
Daniel V. H. Olivia the enchanting bard who will totally be making money off the duck team tails with an on the go all stops show.
Blue Slade, Michaela R, Albin's Alibaster Aftermath, Hashtag worth 200,
solemn sticky sauce, Hashtag CCC, Double Down, Caliopi's Cumulo, Cumblast, Hashtag CCC,
forever, what? Riley S, Sir, Sig 93, FICO, Melvin the Mountain,
sorry, Melvin the Muntan, andvin the Moon-Ton and Angry Wheat.
Thank you all.