Not Another D&D Podcast - Campaign Quiz Show: The Scoop Zone Trivia Challenge

Episode Date: December 26, 2019

Quiz Master Murph tests the Band of Boobs' knowledge of Bahumia! Jake goes all in, Emily is here for the drama, and Caldwell makes good use of his "scoopin' hands." Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!Music / Sound Effects Include:"Puzzled" by Emily Axford."Rolling Techno" by Frankum & Frankumjay at Freesound.org. "SFX Magic" by Renatalmar at Freesound.org. "Applause" by Sandermotions at Freesound.org.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Goodbye, Sweeties. joined by Jake Herwitz. Test boy, Jake Herwitz. Ha ha ha ha. Emily Axford. The puzzler, Axford. Yeah. And of course, Galdor Tanner. I'd like to solve the puzzle. Very good. Yes, I enjoy puzzles.

We're off to a strong start, everyone. So guys, this week we're going to be doing a fun little quiz show. We've done this as a mixed bag over on the Patreon, but we did it around this time last year. So we figured what better way to wrap up the year than to do a little competitive quiz show that you can play along with at home. For me, it's always very illuminating because I have the memory of a finch.

You literally won it last time. Woo! I don't even remember the last time. That's how dumb we are. Wow. You won in dominating fashion. If you don't really crush. Oh wait, that kind of gives away what happened

if you want to listen to the other one But you know listen to the other one over on patreon.com slash mad pod and play along yourself see if you can beat Emily Let me know if you see if you can stump the finch So the way this game is going to be played is there's going to be easy and hard questions. Easy questions are worth a point. Hard questions are worth two points. It's a little bit arbitrary because I decide whether or not they're easier or hard and I edit the show.

So I've listened to every episode five times. So sometimes there. You are such a game master. If I was tasked and I edit the show. So I've listened to every episode five times. So sometimes there. You are such a game master. If I was tasked with making a quiz show, I would just write a list of questions with A, B, and C answers, but you always add another element to it. Thank you.

So creative. It is what makes me a quiz master. It's an M-A-E-S-T-E-R. Yeah. You're a dungeon and a quiz master? What can't you do, man? Yeah. Multiple masteries.

Hey, guys, I'm trying. So what's going to happen is the players here are going to roll initiative, and then we are going to go in order. The reason for doing that is so that people don't shout over each other, it would just be very bad for a podcast to have a sort of buzz in mechanic. So we're gonna go in order. If you get your question wrong or if you answer incompletely,

the next person in the initiative order is gonna get a chance to scoop you. So if I say what kind of weapon does Ol' Cobb use? And Caldwell says, a gun, and I say, can you get more specific? And he doesn't know. And it goes to Emily, and Emily says Blunderbuss. Emily gets all the points. And so when one is scoop it,

does the initiative order rearrange? No, you always get to choose. It always still goes to your turn. So a scoop is super powerful because not only can you steal a point from the last person, you still get your turn and get to choose an easier or a hard question. But you have the chance to scoop before the person

preview, like after you and the initiative order. Correct. So it does help. Oh, got you. It helps to have a dud in front of you. The game should be called the scoop. Have we talked to the scoop? Does it have a title?

The scoop. This is the scoop. I'm your scoop master. I'm your friend Murphy. Please, take your eyes out. As like for like women in their 40s holding cups of coffee. I'm double fisting. Doing like an afternoon show.

Wow, dibs on Megan McCain. Okay, sweet guys, let's go ahead and roll initiative. This is the scoop. I scooped a two, shadow to the two crew. Ooh, that's a salty scoop. I got an eight. I scooped an 11 baby. Wow.

Wow, bad rules all around. You know what? It's the holidays. Our dice are trying to take some R and R, and we're interrupting them. Yeah. I always start dice from their slumber. Okay.

So because it is the end of the year, I'm going to favor questions that are from this year of the campaign, but I might throw in the occasional old question, because what good scoop master wouldn't? I'm a saucy little scoop. Let's start with Jake, because Jake rolled the highest. Jake. Unscupable. Jake is unscupable. Jake, would you like an easy or a hard question?

You are in the scoop zone. I'm going to go hard. I got to go hard. I can't wait to scoop. All right. This is from a little section we're all calling fairy facts So this is from the Feywild saga. Okay Jake. There was an autumn winter spring and summer court in the Feywild who was the leader of each Jesus the Feywild, who was the leader of each? Jesus. Right off the bat. Yeah. You picked a hard question. You are in the scoop zone.

Cyrilla and Leicester born. Okay. That is, that is correct for the summer court. Okay. The, the autumn court was that kind of ugly lady, right? Sure, sure. That's a fancy. She was a fairy of the people. There's three other fucking answers. Ooh, here come my scoop claws. Colble's not allowed to talk about scooping during my turn.

He's super distracted. He's actually encouraged. A big tease. A big scoopy. Here I come. You're a big stinky piece of cat litter and I'm getting you. Wow, you definitely move on for ice cream and milk tea. Alright, we're moving on.

Much more scrumptious. But I guess we're all committing to cat litter. Yeah, called while you are in the litter box. Alright, I've talked to big game. I am down amongst the turds Let's see it is Queen Jovier of the autumn court and Ezra the unkind of the winter court correct and who is with the spring court the spring court. Oh the Bear Prince that is correct all right called while you get the scoop that is

So good loaded Called well, you get the scoop that is two points. Oh, that is so good. Loaded scoop of kitten litter. I'm gonna put it in a big garbage bag and just keep it by my bed. That was a truck of scoop, man. I gotta be honest, Jake, I couldn't have got that. I didn't know the bear. I didn't know the bear prints was official royalty.

I thought he was like self-appointed royalty. Well, because the spring and the autumn courts are like lesser courts, isn't that Well, because the spring and the autumn courts are like lesser courts, isn't that right, Mer? Isn't that right, Stupas? That is correct. Not gonna off you goody-tooth shoes. Goody-soup shoes, thank you very much.

Did you just study? Are those notes I see? Do you have the wiki open? No. Did you bring Mervin Apple? I mean, yes, but unrelated. I went Apple picking this weekend and I thought he would enjoy a nice red delicious.

Are you organizing a canned good run? Call the wall, easy or hard. Let's keep this train going. I'll take a hard. Wow. Okay. We're gonna cut over to a little section we're calling Frostwin Fun.

So this is from the Frostwin saga, the Frostwin chapter. Called well, what did moonshine do with Dwarf Daddy Col dain before he protected her from the avalanche? What does moonshine do with Dwarf Daddy Col dain? Oh my gosh. Oh this is such a deep cut. It's, oh wait, wait, wait, wait. I think it was inside that cavern space shoot. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say she made out with him.

That is correct. Oh, I wouldn't even have got that right. I was gonna say that I got engaged to him. It was guessing that too. Yeah, it was basically a joke that kind of died with Frostwind, where it was basically all the Frosthorms were super attracted to Moonshine. Well, yeah, that's why I had to die with Frostwind.

Right, so the first time King Coldain came out of the hammer, he was like, oh, you're very attractive. And you guys made out briefly. I think Moonshine thought it was kind of funny to have this like raunchy little man after her. Just like, you're not my type, but you are a rowdy little man. I also like how often Moonshine like just tries it out and it's like

No, not for me. It's also like I love Eastern Europe and study to broaden the Czech Republic So anything vaguely Eastern European I'm it's hard for me to say no sweets so That is called was got four points after sweets. So that is called those got four points after a scrub and a dunk. Wow. Intermountable lead for a way.

Literally, literally can't win. That is Emily. Emily, would you like an easy or a hard question? I was like an easy question. You like an easy question. Okay. This one is from a section the people are calling Shadow fell stumpers.

Wow. Who are these people? The studio audience. Oh, yeah, yeah. You guys are recording remotely, but we got a live studio audience. Yeah, they're very quiet. Yeah, it's very polite.

Scoop heads. We have like a no noise sound. Yeah, Emily, what did the imposter hard one smell like? Sulfur. That is correct. Yeah. Emily, what did the imposter hard one smell like? Silver! That is correct. Yeah. No. That is one point for Emily.

No. We are back around to our good friend Jake. Jake, would you like an easy or hard question? You know I want an easy one, man. I know, now I have like the anxiety of coming of having zero points. Like, that is just off my shoulders now. Yeah, there's a chance I might like get a phone call

and have to leave the recording and then you could win that way, I guess. I'm just gonna be answering. I'm gonna call and go questions. The thing is, you're just gonna keep scooping, Jake. This is why you can't do hard ones because it's just cult. What I have to do, Jake get you last year you were after Jake

last year it's Merry Christmas to me the hubris the hubris to ask for the hard questions Jake prepare my meal Jake this is from this is from this is from the section called got the cone ready. It's from a section called mage madness mind melders This is an easy question. What spell did Lilith letrix cast on the all-caster? Lilith letrix cat. Oh fuck me. Oh, she cast Lillith with tricks cat. Oh fuck me. Oh, she cast

Dispel magic that is correct Nicely done my friend Cuz I can't remember her time stop didn't she do time stop? She did you time stop? Yeah, and I was like fuck she didn't cast it on the all-caster right? She cast that herself and then I got confused that would be interesting I wonder what would have happened then I guess you would have just froze everyone. Hmm, might have been a better move. Should have told her to do that. All right, let's wreck Con.

Go back and edit it in. We're gonna go back, we're gonna go ahead and edit that real quick. It'll take me a cool nine hours to do just that episode. And then I'll need to take down all the other episodes and we're gonna get started over. So if you can see it,

let's let's right. It's the new new mean bad guy. I would have gone for it. I liked her style. Yeah, she was cool. Okay, it's fine with me. Going down to Caldwell with the commanding instrumentable lead for Caldwell.

Would you like an easier or hard question? Let's keep piling it on. I'll go hard. All right. Wow. The creative spirit is strong and you I'm inspired Not to ask for anything other than easy myself, but right It's I feel like three would be a streak and if I can hit that then it'll probably just make the rest of my day feel better

Fire it is yeah, you are on fire and the NBA Jam rules if you get three hard questions in a row Yeah, myself self-esteem goes up. Yeah. We all have to say a nice thing about you if you get three hard questions in a row. OK. Never. OK.

This section is a little section that people are calling hard ones, animal husbandry. Thank you, people. Oh. Called well, Kaka had a friend before a hard one. You met him under distress and he asked you to save his friend. What friend was he talking about? Wow.

Okay. Um, was it, I might be wrong on this, but was it, um, one of the, the triants? That is an, a correct answer, but it's not specific. Was the triant's name green beard? That's going to be Emily with a chance to scoop. Oh, no. Scoop. Okay.

Come on. Nope. Chip with that lead. Can I let him fall to the ground? You can scoop if Emily doesn't get it. I'm going to keep it quick because I don't think I know this. Was it green shades? Shades? You said?

Shades. S-H-A-D-E-S. Uh, Jake, I'm gonna give you an opportunity to scoop. It is not plural, green shade with- That is correct. Look away from the blue. You're pluralization. It's Jake with the scoop. That is just- Wow. You know what? with that is Jake with the scoop that is wow you know what put

That was marriage ending No, you this is guys. You know you me, you know I pluralized stuff for flavor. That's interesting. That one's a classic pluralization for flavor. Guys, if I'm going to take away from Caldwell for saying a green beard, I have to take away from- Beard is so much different than Shane. I agree. I agree and I might have allowed the scoop for you.

Had you spelled it out. You spelled it out. You will, I, I, I scoop for you. Had to- You spelled it out. Completely right. You would, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I for flavor. It's fun. I'm sorry, but this is it's marriage ending for me too Joe just divorced me You got to stop blaming your divorce on everything but you Jake All right, so Jake her what's out of nowhere coming back. He's up with three points The D. We are here with Emily Axford Emily Emily. Easy. Easy question. Okay. Wait, Jake only has two points.

Jake has three. Jake has an easy question. That was a hard one. I was trying to steal points from him, Erf. I'm not sure if it's a point. It's a point. Not point. Purse you steal his wife. Now you steal his points. All right, relax everybody. This is from a section everybody's calling, Esri Saysery. I everybody's calling, Esri, Cesary.

I don't really remember Esri. Emily, what was Stunkbugs' brother's name? Gunkbog. That was correct. Very nice. Wow. Stop clapping. I heard that.

That was so close to just saying Niles. That would have been acceptable. The correct answer is nile, unfortunately. No, that's when it started. All right, we're back up. We're back up to Jake. Jake, would you like an easier or hard question? I'm going to go easy and try to try to tie that insurmountable lead called Wilhouse. Yeah, buddy. I'm actually rude. you try. I'm ruined for, I'm ruined for a rivalry and I don't think I can be the one to bring it. Jake, this one is going to be from Shadowfell Stumpers.

What is the name of the dark reflection of Galatoron? Mm. Oh, um, um, oh. Oh, he's got a scoop in hands out. It's called as, but his tongue is out. He wants to scoop this with it. He's licking the cat shit from the box. I don't remember a problem.

I'm alive from me. Also, maybe my brain isn't really functioning because like I was up last night with like a kitten who just got spayed. Okay, I cared for no animals last night and I still have no idea. I give it to Coldwalt to scoop. Coldwalt to scoop. You can scoop.

Is it Ember, Heaven? That is correct. Wonderful. Thank you very much. There's no world where I would have gotten that anyway whatsoever. Here's the thing. Murf comes up with dope names for shit, and I feel it is my duty to remember them.

Murf, did you get that shit but it's apples I said shit? Yes, the apples are so good. It really putty crisp apples. I fully agree he comes up with dope names, but I also don't remember any details from my own life. My childhood is a fuck.

Oh, let me clarify. I have fucked up real hard on getting presents for my family. For Christmas, I just did a bad job and a lot of them are not getting gifts this year, because the shipment window has closed. But I remember, I remember having, and I think that that's going to carry me through the day at least. Oh, send, send an MP3 of you winning this and say, for y'all, smiley face. Yeah, Murf, could you send me a little gold or statue per half? Yeah.

All right, that is called Well's Turn. We like to call it a scoop and a dunk. We can scoop and then get a question, right? I would you like to ask your easier hard question? I'm picturing a scoop and a dunk in a, okay, a scoop and a dunk in a ice cream shop would just be a float, right? You scoop and dunk.

Yeah. Or you like scoop the ice cream and then the cone is like way far away and then you just like jump into the air and slam it onto the person's hand. Or you like fling it, you have like an ice cream scoop but the back of it turns into like almost like a sling shot. That would be, that would be called a 3.3 is actually. That's, we should open up an ice cream store. That should be a good stretch goal.

Scoop and dunks. Scoop and dunks. I'm gonna take a point away from everyone for being off topic. Perfect fox attached. That is a called well. Okay, easier hard. I will go easy. You know, I'm feeling a little tired. It climbed to the top of the mountain and now my legs are tired. That's honestly probably smart.

If I were you, I would have pushed myself, but I think it's really smart. These laurels look so comfortable. I just want to rest on them. Okay, called well. Yeah, this is from Fairy Facts. You faced a headless horseman in the Onopport Trials. During the battle, what did a hard one use

his action surge to do? Oh, I know this one, he used it to read. He used it to read the tombstone. That is correct Hurray, that was a fun. That's really funny That's good stuff. That's really good stuff Jake Played this I'm being rewarded for a funny thing that you did

I mean that hurts a little bit, but you know I really I shouldn't be in this game anyway I'm here by the grace of a of a missed scoop That is Emily's turn Emily is your heart easy easy. Okay. We are going. Sorry. I thought you're gonna say easy I'll take a hard one That is I would that's a fun joke, but a bad reality for me. I can't even get the easy ones. Okay, this one's from Shadow fell stumpers. At the fat monk tavern, Sammy the shell saw something that he couldn't stop laughing

at. What was it? Oh. Oh, it was Papa wearing what was Papa doing? Papa was I might be at completely on the wrong hat. It was like a I don't think I'm gonna be able to get to it in a time. I think you're over thinking it out. I think it was just Papa. It was Papa. That is an incomplete answer.

Jake, you have an opportunity to scoop here. Was it Papa wearing a wimple? That is correct. Ah! Oh, that's so good. Very good. Jake, with a successful scoop, feels good. You have a crazy thing is I stopped drinking a lot this year.

I drank so much less and read so much more this year. And yet I remember less. That's why all the greats are drunk all the time. Yeah, let's see if it works for me. I'm drinking more alcohol than ever and sleeping a lot less. Alcohol preserves your brain. It's like from all the hide. Yeah.

Baby. Baby. Yeah, you can't learn anything new, but it keeps everything in there. It's going to a tension method. Let's go hard, baby. Yeah. Wow, I love it.

Okay, the rivalry between Jake and Caldwell. Who will win? Jake, I am just directly underneath you. You're at the table and I am beneath it like a hungry dog and I'm ready to get them scoopy scraps. And I'm like a dog who's sick so I'm not hungry. So I'm in here but won't be able to scoop. That was so, it was like a threat sort of

but you were under the table waiting for my scraps. And the way you're the master. Like I'm in the power position. I can't eat food unless you give it to me. Okay, Jake, this is from a section we're calling hard ones, animal, husbandry. I really, I should know this. It'd be so satisfying to me.

Yeah, you should. This is targeted bullying is what this is. Jake, hard one's carelessness got an animal killed during the airborne fight against the star spawn. What kind of animal was it? Hard one's care. Oh, wasn't it my, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Now that's good. Wow. We got a good rival. We go and that's all I care about.

This will not stand. Give me a superman. Give me three pointer. I'm not ready for either of you. I'm ruined for the drama. All right. Call the well who we're now calling drama. We're calling him Johnny. Johnny drama over our favorite.

Boomean show. I don't have anything. We're calling him Johnny Johnny drama over our favorite boon me and show I don't have any big three on tarage. How about that? Yeah, Triante Raj Called well, you want a hard question? Yeah, give me a hard one, please. This one is from mage madness mind melders Who was the first person to grab the thinking cap during the final round of the Maj Madness tournament? The first person to grab it, I believe was, oh shoot, I was one of Akarats minions. It was the one, the sorcerer, I believe. But I'm trying to remember if that was secretly accurate

at that point. I don't think it was. I think it was the sorcerer, the sorcerer on Akra's team. Can I guess? I am going to allow an opportunity for a scoop because that is mostly correct. That is Emily. I think it was Akra's necromancer.

That is correct. Oh wow. I was like, Akira's Necromancer. That is correct. Oh, wow. I was like, always gonna get it. And then I was like, no, it wasn't a sorcerer. Mavericks was a sorcerer. I'm pretty sure it was a Necromancer. Is Necromancy a form of sorcery? No, it's a wizard.

It's not a wizard. God damn it, you're right. Oh, that feels, the scoops are for more specific things. So even if you said wizard, I still would have allowed the scoops. So don't beat yourself up too much. No, that was a skillful scoop, Emily. That was a skillful scoop up.

That was very rare for me. That feel really good. You guys are really down on yourselves. You know what? The points are all really low right now. It's six, six, four. You guys are close. Wow, Emily, Emily is in control.

Emily, I think you're in the part of the drama for sure. You know what? In the name of drama, I'm gonna go for hard because no matter what, if Jake scoops me, then Jake gets potentially like a ton of points. If I, then I can tie it up. Murf, can you splice in a confessional from me right here? I'm gonna go, I can't believe Emily

went for the hard question there. I thought that we had an understanding and then she comes out and just does a hard question. Okay, sister. I guess that's how it's gonna be. Cut to Jake's. Oh, fuck yeah. This is my golden opportunity. My conventional would be, you know what?

I came here to play games, so I'm gonna fucking play games. All right. Okay. You know what? I came here to play games, so I'm gonna fucking play games All right This is from a section called Chatea fell stumpers Okay, what did dead I say to stop scarlet Montgomery from tearing hard one's body apart. Oh, that is a stumper. He said he knew her brother. That is incorrect. Jake, opportunity to scoop. He said that he would get her

Something some kind of some some coins. I don't remember this fuck that is incorrect Call the law. Oh, wow drama. I believe he said something along the lines of You can't have this vampire. It's already pledged to another Oh, that's pretty close, right? That is correct. Since we are at the end of the scooping order, I'm going to allow this scoop for Colville. Even if it's a sloppy scoop. Even if it's a sloppy scoop.

Nobody else got a non-sloppy scoop. Oh, yes. Yes. Did I told those guys that Beverly was marked by Patunia who was one of those siblings and not to eat them. Okay. I stand by going for the hard question because that's some of your sing drama Yeah, thank you Emily called well as up to eight Thank you. Thanks for the points. Oh, I'm genuinely you're welcome. I love the drama. I love you. Oh, genuinely you're welcome. I love the drama.

It's fun, it's fun. I love just like the competition. It doesn't help the drama when you love the drama. Because you have to be dramatic. Oh, sorry. You have to hate the drama too. I hate drama. I hate the drama.

But then you actually kind of like, I love the drama. Confessional, I hate the drama. I hate the drama, but then you actually kind of like, I love the drama, confessional. I hate the drama. All right. We're going back up to Jake now. Jake, easier hard question. Well, how dramatic would it be? How dramatic would it be if Coglone missed one? Then it came to me and then I knew it, but I purposefully got it wrong so that Jake could then get it

Arguably cheating that is yeah, that's it's not what if what alliance isn't cheating They make alliances on survivor. It's how you win the game Okay, Jake here's the here's the thing if if unless you if you guys are tied I'm not gonna involve myself in the drama, but if Kawa gets in the lead, and this is a hard one, but I know it. Again, unlike Lee Sinario, I'm gonna say the correct answer, but plural. I think this is cheating. This is cheating.

It's not cheating, it's a strategic scoop. This is not, but in a reality show, they're both trying to make it till the end. In like, Jeopardy, people don't sabotage themselves to make other people win That's very unlikely scenario. I think I do it to like piss off her back. I also said I wouldn't do it if they're tied Okay, I would only do it to bring Jacob to bring the drama All right Jake did you want easier hard if the drama starts to dip I

Honestly, I honestly, I didn't come here to make friends, but I did come here to make alliances. Let's go hard. All right. All right. This is from a section called Do Tell About Hell. Jake.

Whoa, we haven't done any hell. Yeah. Jake, name all three members of buzzers cutters Dance saw yep buzzer yep and Danza buzzer and shoot oh fuck me Chomp my fucking dick often put it in a locker wait, I'll think of it What a terrifying first day of school for some child That was hidden deep down with the I've got your came from

buzzer it's dance on and and and oh, I think I remember now maybe All right, oh no chain think I remember now, maybe. All right. Oh, no, chain, chainsaw, chain, chain, that is incorrect. That is it. No, I don't need to sit it. Oh, he's got it. He already got it wrong. He already got it wrong.

One, two, just sit it. You guys, this is all coming from, that is a huge mistake to say the wrong answer, chainsaw, and then say the correct answer. Call the well, that is your opportunity to scream. He was listening out loud. I was thinking out loud. I also said, chop my dick off and then say the correct answer. Call well that in your opportunity to scream. I was thinking out loud. I also said chop my dick off and put it in a locker. Audio and in a radio context that we should think out loud.

Okay, that's because the alternative is us being really quiet and then waiting and being precious with our words. That's what this is a perfect opportunity for drama. And I'm not going to take it. My answer is rip chains. That's better. You know what? This is a perfect opportunity for drama, and I'm not gonna take it. My answer is Rip Chains. I will. My answer is also Rip Chains. Okay.

That was a cover round to me. I will say, I was trying to read the cues, and I thought that Jake was actually answering Chainsaw. I was thinking out loud, but I'll also caveat it by saying that I had definitely taken a long amount of time. So if we lose that question on the grounds of me saying the wrong thing and running out of time, I would accept it. I lock my dick in the locker.

I deserve it. Here's the thing. You can take your dick out of the locker. So it back on. Because these guys, while I am a hard ass, these guys are softies and they have essentially awarded you two points. You are now so much for drama.

I mean, I think nobody gets the points. Exactly, this tie is y'all up. He gets the points. If y'all want to play this game, all right, we're going to play it. I love drama and I'm here for it. I came to play games. All right, I want to make an alliance with Murf.

Hey Murf. From now on, you just give all the questions to me. How does that sound? See now, see now, though, call well, if you get it, if you get a hard one wrong, and it gets past me, I'm not, and I happen to know it again. It's a very stuff event. It's just that. I'm not gonna do it though.

I'm not gonna do it though now. Got it. Because you're tied. Because now they're tied. And therefore, I hate this talk of strategies. This is, okay, here we go. All right, call well,dwell, easy or hard? You said that Jake and I are currently tied. Yes. I'm gonna keep going hard then. Got no choice.

All right, go hard till you won. Jake's gonna slip eventually. All right, Caldwell, what? This is from Fairy Facts. Okay. What was the name of Biggins Bar? Oh, oh, oh, oh, the nightcap. That is correct. Alrighty. Two points. Yam-Yam-Yam, easy.

Call-Dol is at 10. We're gonna go down to Emily. Emily, easy or hard question. I really wanna go easy. I guess I can at this Ha, I really want to go easy. I guess I can at this point. I guess I'll go hard. Hard. This is from Shadow fell stumpers, making alliance with yourself and just have fun.

That's nothing what I'm doing. I'm spectating the rivalry between the two of you. Emily, you gave up so quick in this game. You truly, you really do the watch, someone who's not playing to win. Yeah, it's it's insane You're talking about you gave up instantly You talking about all the ways you were gonna throw the game. You said you were gonna divorce me You intentionally sabotaged yourself because you didn't like the way I ruled something. Although Caldwell did too.

Caldwell did it first. I merely followed and called those footsteps because it would have been rude for me to then take that point. I'm sorry that I played game shows with honor, but that would have been high drama if you did. I know that would have been high drama, but I'm not about being involved in the drama.

I like to watch the drama rather than be part of it. Okay, all right. Emily's from Shadowfell Stumpers. What is the gem that Pendergreens was kept in? There is a surface answer that I will allow, and then there's a deeper answer that is better and would allow for a scoop. Hmm.

All right. Prague gonna get this wrong, a Ruby necklace. That is the surface answer. Okay. That is what's a belly chain. That is what it looks like. Jake, I'm gonna allow for a scoop. Okay. It looks like a Ruby necklace,

but it's actually a Ruby bracelet. That's true, it could be a giant bracelet, but I would allow you to scoop that because it's a nice flavor. You don't get to choose, but you got it wrong. Thank you, Emily. Everyone knows, thank you. Nope, this isn't how we play Christmas. It was a fun answer that we got it wrong. Thank you, Emily. Everyone knows, thank you. Nope, this isn't how it's like, which is just...

It was a fun answer that you got it. It was fun. Be fun. Isn't right. The flavor was nice. Called well. Yes. Is it a Ruby prison gem?

No, that is not the answer we're looking for. It is a fragment of his heart. We are gonna give the points to Emily because nobody got the specific answer. But what about Jake Silly answer though? What about Jake's answer? Yeah, do you arbitrarily want Jake to win? No, no, I only want the drama.

You only want the drama to start. Things are getting pretty dramatic because you now have six points. So Emily's, no, I only want the drama. You only want the drama. She's also to talk. Things are getting pretty dramatic because you now have six points. So Emily's got six, Jake's got eight, and Koldels got 10. Wow, hot hot hot hot hot the age of children. It's true. Gunners 10, Mary's 8th and Jess 6th. Yeah, the little one, the little one, Jess, can you believe it? She's 6 now. We had about two years apart. Hey, I'm just going to soccer now. Yeah. Yeah, she's playing soccer.

She's running around. They love the drama those kids. The kids love the drama Jake easy or hard Connor threatened me with a switchblade a little Terrible I'll go easy easy to chip away at this lead all right Jake. I don't think you have a lead Chipping a little slow. Oh, Jake, I don't think you have a lead. Chipping away at this lead. Oh, I see, I see. All right, Jake.

Drama. This is getting, guys, this is getting dramatic. Jake, who destroyed Mount Forge? This is from Crosswind Fun. It was, it was Accrap, wasn't it? That is incorrect. Called's called while chance to scoop Shoot it wasn't that it wasn't that giant because we killed him Was it called a name that is incorrect? Emily? Oh, I'm sure you need a scoop. All right. Here's a long shot

More than did it to teach the people a lesson. That is incorrect. It was we're thinking of the Old Testament. It was Wilhelm Bronzebeard cast earthquake. Oh, gosh. Oh, my gosh. Everything which set off the fights and made you send you guys all falling towards the earth.

Bad guy. He's a bad guy. I feel like everyone at home has mad at us for that one. The drama is radiating. The drama in her, such a close game. And for you guys to miss an easy dunk like that, that's dramatic. Maybe I'm gonna pivot away from drama and have the goal be that we have,

that were increments of two. So we ended up someone's kid. That might be a beautiful family Christmas photo. Yeah. Okay. That is called us turn. Okay. Called a easier hard. Give me a hard please. You got it. Okay. This is from fairy facts. What were the race of goblins at the autumn court called? I remember that they were yellow and red, like catchpin mustard. That's true. And I called them condiment goblins, but that's not the real name.

Shoot, I thought that they were just... I thought that they were just autumn goblins, but I don't think that's correct. I will take one more second to come up with an answer that is not that. I'm thinking out loud, which was previously established as an okay technique to use. Yeah, that's fine with me. No, I think I'm gonna go autumn goblins.

I think you're trying to trick me. That is incorrect. And an opportunity to scoop. Okay, since it's a race, it can't be like, I always assume there's some kind of tinkerer because I'm talking out loud right now. I always assume there's some kind of tinkerer because they're making those airships.

You're talking, you're talking. I'm just gonna assume that they were mountain goblins. That is incorrect, but a good name for some goblins. I only have Jake, opportunity to scoop. Let's for some goblins. I only have Jake opportunity to scoop. Let's let's go hob goblins goblins of the hob variety. You guys actually haven't really met actually I think you met some hob goblins mercenaries at the bar one time. You guys haven't fought any hob goblins though.

These guys were called sunset goblins. Oh yep yep yep. Sunset goblins. Oh, yep, yep, yep. Oh, I see. Sunset goblins. I see. A triple stump. Give yourself a point for that one. Triple stump that puts me at two

for stumping you guys twice. Wow. Oh yeah, because you're joined in the family. I'm joined in the family. I'm an homie. It goes all the way around with little Scoopie. You should scoop. That'll foreign baby.

I think Murf gets the scoop if it goes around the horn and then if Murph wins, you get some kind of reward, dude. Ooh, yeah. I think if I win, then I made the quiz too hard and I failed, then I should delete the episode. What'd you do it again? That's awesome. If Murph wins, we delete the episode.

Confessional. I can't believe Murph made a whole quiz just to show how smart he was. Yeah, an asshole. Just so how much he knows about the show he edits. I work so hard. Yeah. Emily, easy or hard?

I gotta go hard because we gotta keep it increments or two. Okay. Insane. I no longer care about drama. I just want to be a family now. All right. Oh, the whiskey cabinet's missing a bottle. I don't know what Conner's got into it. Just Conner's a nightmare.

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That's birddogs.com slash pop-a or promo code pop-a for a free Yeti-style tumbler. You won't want to take your bird dogs off, we promise you. Okay, that's it for me, go team pants and enjoy the show. This is Hard One's Hannibal Husband Jury. Okay. What kind of airborne steed did Hard One heartlessly aim at during the escape from Smuggler's Bounty? Oh. Oh.

I don't know what this is. I know what this is. I know what this is. This is the aim at. That part was just flavor. Oh, okay. On Nightmare Steed. That is correct.

Okay, good. Because like they were bad guys. You were that was actually probably one of your better animal kills. There had been a lot. It's tough to keep track of them all. I want to see like a Noah's Ark of all of Hard One's animal kills.

That's what my hell will be. Yeah, I'll have to meet them all in hell. They'll all be on like a merry go round. It is anybody's game at this point. We're getting near the end. We're gonna do one or two more rounds before the final scoop is what we're calling it. Wow.

Final scoop or D. We've got J8, Emily at eight, and Carl Bullet 10. Okay. Carl, well, I'm gonna need you both. I'm gonna need you both to get one hard one correct because otherwise we won't be a family. We are running out of hard questions. Although I guess two of us could be twins,

but we can't have a one-age difference. Okay, no, that'd be weird. Okay, Jake, would you like an easier hard question? We're a family so we're gonna go hard Our parents said sex three times each two years apart Let's do Frostwin actually know what we're gonna do. We're gonna go ahead and do Shadowfell Stumpers. Jake, what was the name of the organization that Erdan infiltrated?

Shoot. The Erdan infiltrated? The League of Shadows, Rosalgoo. Yes, the infiltrated Ra's El Ghoul. I can't believe you just put Batman in there. Not at least, Marty Eumer. Called Well, you have an opportunity to scoop. I'm kind of stumped on this one too.

I know they were necromancers. I want to say just like the necromancers guild? No, that's too simple. Maybe it... The... Undying eye. Shit, I was gonna say something really similar. Uh-oh, that's not good, because that's wrong.

Emily, opportunity to scoop. Okay, so I'm gonna veer far away from undying I and League of Shadows The alive guys yeah the The group of sunshine order of the unspoken curse no It is the grave robbers. Oh Maybe we should all get a point for coming up with fun names. Yeah. I think everybody gets one point.

Great. Yay. Uh, really good. So ultimately it means nothing. Our parents taught us to share. So as long as we all get one point on it, we're a family. Well, yeah, Jake and Emily are twins. They're both nine years old.

I said, I'm okay if we end as twins. Call the nightmare situation. We are all one year apart, and it makes no sense. Unless we are an adapted family. Oh, okay. You think that's possible. I can make whatever. That's beautiful.

That's where the devil Jews. Call the hell. Excuse's where the devil Jews. Call the well. He's good from the adoption agency. Call the well easier hard. And I'm going to say we're going to do one more time through the order and then we're going to do the final round where you get bet.

OK, oh my goodness. I guess I'll do what's the current total of points? You have 11 and these two guys have nine. OK, I guess I'll do a hard. Okay. I want to be the big brother. Teenager Connor. You want to be problem Connor? Did you even sleep at home last night, but Christ, what a dad. That's like to the garage. Okay. I like it in your own basement room.

How about a fish and trip this spring, Connor? Just like old times, that, Connie. How about I stab you with a screwdriver, Dad? Oh, Christ. All right, here's so let's see you'll pass. All right, called well. Who, uh, this is from Crick Q's, we haven't really done much with the crick. Oh, um, called well, who emerged from the fog, just as you guys were about to enter it. This is from Crick Q's we haven't really done much with the crick. Oh

Called well who emerged from the fog just as you guys were about to enter it. Oh Oh Oh my gosh, it was not Mama, I don't think or me ma I It wasn't a frog heath. I think it was a... It wasn't cooter. Was it a... Was it a peatery?

That is incorrect. Emily, you have an opportunity to scoop. Okay. My best attempt at a scoop is milk. That is correct. Woo! Milk ran out. You had crick-rot. Okay. Maribel sent them to explode.

That was Emily up to 11. Sister Emily is twins. Now we're twins. Okay, but I'm gonna go for hard because then maybe we could go back to being separated by two years. Yeah. Okay. Or it could get past a Jake and then. Oh, that'd be perfect. All between triplets. Triplets. Okay, this is from Frost Wind Fun. What was Tomas Wolf's name?

Hmm. Hmm. I think codwell knows this. He does. You can tell. I do, but I want Jake to get it. No, but if you get it, we'll still be three years apart. We'll still be two years apart.

That's true. That's very true. What, you hated the drama now. You hate the family. What do you want from us, Merv? What do you want? Family's fight, okay? I'm gonna make a guess it was,

I'm gonna guess it was something Slavic. I'm gonna guess it was Ralph. That is interesting. That is interesting. Jake, opportunity to scoop. I have no idea, this is definitely wrong, but the word Shira is appearing in my head, so I'm gonna see.

Very cool name for a wolf that is incredible. Yeah, called well, opportunity to scoop. You messed up by not naming it Shira, but I think it was Oscar. That is correct. Okay, wow, cool name. That's all I think. Connor lives on, baby.

Connor. Problem Conner. Conner. Conner's. Conner's. Conner's in the basement and he is looking for paint to huff. All right, guys, this is the problem. Conner's in the basement. That's the new Elvis is in the building. This is the pen ultimate round.

Oh, Jake, easy or hard? Well, shit, I've got to go, I'm going to go, I got to go hard. I got to go hard. Give him a hard one. This is from Ezri, Cesri. Jake, what class were the Ezri Bubble Nights? The more specific, the better. Ooh. That's fast.

Worthy Esri Bubble Nights. Hedge Nights, but no, I don't know. Fucking Eldridge Nights. That is correct. Yeah, that's correct. Oh, wow. Yes, that's it. What twins again?

Elyan, that twins. Woo! I was kinda sitting here stressing thinking, oh no, like, call was gonna be the older brother who doesn't have a relationship with us. Yeah. That's true.

No, I still have to tell you. But that might be why problem Connor is problem Connor. Here's the thing, I think that like my parents are like, Connor, come home, the twins miss you, and I'm like, damn it, fine. Yeah, right now. Yeah, the only people he can talk to are his little sisters. He just wants to show him music.

He latches out at everyone else. You'll hurt a tool. Come listen to tool. All right, that's problem Conor's turn. Okay. I'm going to go for an easy one. Okay, sweet. This is from Galatoron Goofs.

Who defeated the last chosen knights on the airship and saved hard one while moonshine and Bev were helping Bev's mom? I believe that was Maddie Big Crits, was it not? That is correct. Alrighty, maintain my older brother's status. To celebrate, I pull up a butterfly knife and do a bunch of cool tricks. I show them off.

The twins are so impressed. Check it out. It's on the wrist. It smells like a rat. Oh, oh, oh, oh. 14 year old problem Connor is playing with a knife. OK, Emily, easy or hard? I don't know what to do here,

because one puts me too close to problem Connor, and the other puts me too close to my twin. Here's the thing though, if problem Connor had like a sister roughly his age, I feel like he'd probably, you know, be a better role model. So like, do what you wanna do. Okay. Oh, I don't know, you have to choose for me. What? Can't make this decision. You're the quiz master, man.

Both puts me in a pickle. I guess you know what? I can fix it all with the final question. So I'll go for easy. Okay. The family's falling apart right before my eyes. It's so stressful. All right. You're going for easy. Yeah. This one is from Shadow fell stumpers. Emily, please sing the refrain from the Knights of Penance holy song that you sang with Bortram. the Knights of Penance holy song that you sang with Bortram. I remember as a Jewel, Jim, and even Hector come partake of the new format. That is not Shadow fell. Oh, I was just the, okay, never mind, I already made my guess.

That is Jake's turn for a scoop. Yeah, I got absolutely nothing. Come on, brother. That is called Well's turn for a scoop. Yeah, I got absolutely nothing. Come on, brother. That is called, well, it's the opportunity for a scoop. All right, I'm gonna hop onto my dirt bike and just absolutely wreck the front yard. I know what it is now, I'm pretty sure. We are the light in the darkness.

We are the light in the darkness. I guess I would have gotten in the darkness part. I just knew we all the light in the darkness. It's just like I never know. It's like I never know what we're seeing. In the darkness part, I just knew we are the light. I'm gonna join the army. I'm sick of living at home. Wow. Actually, I'm kinda glad I got it wrong, cause this narrative of Connor like getting older

and having more distance and feeling left out of the twins, but also loving them is really working for me. I'll stand up for each one of those. I'll stand up for each one of those. I'll stand up for each one of those. I'll stand up for each one of those. I'll stand up for each one of those. I'll stand up for each one of those.

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I'll stand up for each one of those. I'll stand up for each one of those. I'll stand up for each one of those. I'll stand up for each one of those. I'll stand up for each one of those. I'll stand up for each one of those. I'll stand up for each one of those. I'll stand up for each one of those. I'll stand up for each one of those. I'll stand up for each one of those. that whatever they want out of their pool of points, called all you have 15, Emily you have 11, Jake you have 11. We're gonna ask one final question.

You guys all write down your answer and hold it up and we'll go through and I'll let you guys know who has the right answer and then we will declare a winner. Okay, this question is Moonstone Madness. I truly don't know if this question is really hard or really easy, but for some reason this joke always stuck with me, so I thought it would be a fun final round. I can see everybody getting it. I could also see

nobody getting it. Wow. During the fight with the cobalt of the keep. We proposed a new nickname for the band of boobs based on their habit of having wet dreams while being knocked out. What was that nickname? I got it. Nobody say anything? Everybody write it down and you've got the amount that you gambled already.

Here's the thing about problem-conner is he's actually like really smart and if he applied himself, he could like do whatever he wanted. But you just feel strangled in the suburbs. Go ahead. Jake. Smarter than all of us, Connie.

All right. Jake, you said little stains, that is correct. Thank you. How much did you bet? I wagered 10 points. Wow. What? That brings you up to 21. Called well. You also got to correct with little stains. How much did you bet? I

weighed your three points so that I could be 18 and finally get out of this debut town. Literally sabotages yourself for the joke. And you could have aged more so you could have your first beer Um, Emily I've been drinking since I was 11 Jesus Emily you also had little stains you were correct. How much did you wager 16? Wait, you can't wait your sister need to love 16 points. Oh, okay Wait, what I didn't know there was a limit I like Truly don't know how to deal with this. You want it?

So technically. Why is presumably I would have done my max points then. Yeah, let it. So what an insane way to end this. So, do you know what's funny? That was, I started out doing a 10. I started out doing a 10 and I changed it to a 16 before we heard the question. So we would have still been twins.

Okay. So, we heard the question. So we would have still been twins. Okay, amazing. Here's the deal. Since I've been a stickler this whole time, it feels so strange to end the game on Emily, Ben and a legal amount. Why don't you just give me my mask? So we're gonna do, why don't you just give me my mask?

We're gonna do a true final jeopardy. It is, the game is now between Emily and Jake. Oh, what? I'm part of the drama now. This is a huge part of the drama. Oh, we're back to drama. We're back to drama. We're back to the source. Problem Conner's 18 and we're not a family anymore.

All right, we're going to do this one more time. You can only bet the amount that you have. How much do we have, though? You guys, we're gonna say you guys are back at 11. Okay, so you guys are back at 11. This is highly unusual. Okay. I didn't know that. Everybody bet how much you want to bet.

You can only bet as many points as you have. Okay, we're both at 11. Both at 11. This is Frostwind fun. Who killed heurog junior on Mount Forge? Got it. I think. Sorry, I can't be their kids. I'm out on the oil rig. They need me. I think I'm confusing this with a live show, but. Okay, everybody go ahead and hold up your answers. Jake correctly said rust.

Oh, say Emily said Beverly, that is incorrect. Oh, do you? How much did you wager? I wagered 11. 11. I bet big. Jake, you win with 22 points. Jake is the quiz master after all the children talk.

The Phoenix rises from the ashes. I can't believe it. That was high drama. That was really high drama. That was so true, that was high drama. You know what? Jake's hubris in going big, me putting an easy question for the last one, not really knowing if it was easier or hard, he bet the farm.

But I bet the farm on the last half. Emily, what's bet somebody else is far. I had investors. I had investors. That was it. I was like, he was the one who was the one who was the best. I can't even get investors. He only bet three.

I had more points to give it a game. I could take the, yeah, strike it from the record. Emily actually won a game. I could take it. Yeah, strike it from the record Emily actually won. Yeah, I could not in good conscience give Emily the game with that insane bet. And that has led to Jake's victory. Wow. Great job, guys.

That was neck and neck. Jake comes out from being a twin to be the oldest. I just want everyone to know that. I did stay up with a recently spayed kitten last night. Any reflection on my intellectual capacity this may have, take it with a grain of salt and just picture me snuggling a kitten. Very cute. That's a good image to go out on, I'd say. I'm thinking about that. a grain of salt and just picture me snuggling a kitten. Very cute.

That's a good image to go out on, I'd say. I'm thinking about that. I mean, I fell asleep with a laptop open to the wikia, but you know, what are you gonna do? Best lay plans. Cool guys, thank you guys for listening. You guys can head on over to patreon.com slash nad pod that's NADD, D-D-p-o-d don't sing yet. Our

after show this time since we did we already did this long quiz we're not gonna do any more quiz but we are gonna do a long rest for the year so we're gonna talk about kind of our favorite moments and you know we're gonna shoot the shit about the campaign as a whole so check that out. Also, maybe I'm just the kind of person who really lives in a moment, and therefore, like, I'm so present that, like, memories aren't as real to me as, like,

the ground my feet are on, and the butterfly flying by my face. Um, right on. There's no prize, Emily. There's no prize. Right on. There's no prize, Emily. There's no prize. Right on. Thank you guys so much for listening. You guys have anything you guys want to plug.

It is the day after Christmas. So dimension 20's not even on right now. I'll plug our PO box again. Yeah. 1920 Hill, Harst Avenue number 222. Loose flea's California 900027. We actually got a bunch of great stuff that's been sent to us.

So I wanted you some quick shout outs if that's all right. Yes, please. Thank you to Jenna at Aquar mental on Twitter and Instagram for the nice note and some stickers. Yes! I believe Jenna was handing out these stickers at a recent live show as well. They are fantastic.

I put them on my Kindle. Oh yeah, I got to put them on my mull skin. That's handing out these stickers at a recent live show as well. They are fantastic. I put them on my Kindle. Oh yeah, I got to put them on my mullskins. That's where all my stickers go. So it looks like I'm doing work, but I never use it. Brandon P. at Kermann Comics on Instagram. So that's the first issue of Kermann, which is a bully wugga Jason frog man comic that they are writing and illustrating.

Then we've got a Austrian. Yeah, it's the arts great. It looks really fun. It's like, it is like a comic about a buff bullywag. It's great. We've also got an Austrian postcard from Merah. Nice notes from Brian H. Oh, save the date from Trevor and Sissy.

Thank you so much. My love those saved the days. Yeah, I was a little bit of a common. I love seeing the people are getting together. That makes me excited. That's a gift for us. An illustrated note and character drawings from Griffin M. AKA at Griffin the artist.

Oh, this is amazing. The complete McCague creature compendium and character portraits from Caitlin M. Oh, there was so much cool stuff in there. Yeah, it's a self-published book of monsters that Caitlin made. You can check it out at katlinmachague.com if you wanna see a little more about their work.

We got a Christmas card from Daniel O. Some custom dice from Ranger Maddie at Winter Rozel. These are dice that have like little bitty icons of significant moments and like items from our campaign. I don't know how you did it. It's definitely witchcraft to get any bitty moments inside a dice. It's truly incredible. A couple more things. We got some Candid's Cantrip Candies from Harrison RW. These are candies that are named after D&D Cantrips, like Firebolt and Thornwhip.

Yeah. Thank you so much. It's a nice tasty treat for the holidays. And then, oh, we got some Merry Critmas shirts from Robert L. Perfect for the season. Yeah. And I gotta say, Murf, when we in Murf had a little D&D retreat and we have an annual D&D retreat

and you better believe Mf was wearing a very Christmas shirt during that. I brought multiples. Yeah, I believe Shadon was wearing one at one point. Yeah, and I believe I brought three because I didn't do laundry and Shadon took one and then I wore two two days in a row. So they are my shirts to do with as I please.

You've got your stink all over them, but you were gaming, so I respect it. A pro gamer move is to steal from your friends. Sweet, Jakey got anything to plug? Yeah, you know what? I'm going to plug East Rock Auto, my local auto body shop who fixed up my truck this weekend with my truck. How's it running? It's, it's purin' like a kitten now. They were, oh, that's amazing.

These guys are the best, I really love them. You know what, pristine automotive is where I used to go in West Hollywood and that was, you know, those were stellar photos. Flucky. Yep, you got it, you got photos. Flucky. You got it. You got a lot of your mechanics. Why not?

A good, a good like auto body recommendation is like nuts. Yeah, because it's hard to know who to trust. If you're living Connecticut, East Rock Auto. I feel like I should, if I drove to East Rock Auto, my fusion would fall apart because it have to drive it from California. So do you think they could take care of that for me? It'd be the perfect place for your card to die

after the crossbow for sure. Awesome. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna plug problem-conners self-produced email album. Oh my god. It's on SoundCloud, check it out. He's a talk twin to none.

Problem-conner is so fucking poetic. Or nobody's twin. That's probably better first that would be problem Conner's not twin to none That's awesome. All right guys follow us on Twitter at CH. Murphy's me at called these called well at the expert is Emily and at Jake Her which is Jake and you can tweet about the show using hashtag nad pod that's n-a-d-d-p-o-d It's the end of the show everybody and that means we need to shout out our benevolent council of elders Happy holidays y'all starting with Brad D Dillon B Danny P Steelbreaker and Spencer caskbrew, five chosen guards who have resolved to quit drinking milk in 2020, but to avoid getting withdrawal symptoms,

they're going to switch to vaping milk instead. Wow. That's a thick and curty. Curtally. Beardman Dan, Adam R. Danielle, the Desterdly Dame, Alucard and Michelle O, a party of animal familiar that have joined together in order to slay Bahumia's greatest villain, Hardwan Shorefoot.

Akarad is really banking on them pulling through. Howdor Frostback, Multifor, Jordan DJ, Jeffreas, and Cutter W, a group of Crick Elves who have started a new day after Crickmas tradition called Baganday. It is unfortunately two graphic and event to legally describe here, but let's just say there's always a lot of Baganday babies born nine months later. Shoebord, the mushroom, Elena C, Mixologist Michael McD, Andrew M. and Balnor's boy, a squad of cobalt who have vowed to hit the gym and get even buffer than Josh in the New Year.

I mean, they're going to take the first week of January off and still go out on weekends and stuff, but they are super serious about hitting the gym in 2020. Or at least like, I don't know, doing some push-ups before a bed depends on their schedule honestly. Justin I, Jacob C, Alaina M, Josh Stritch and Dana G. members of Mama's Elite Royal Guard to join their ranks you must be skilled with all manner of weapons and also be super good at giving belly screeches. Daniel R. Destin C. Devon B. Jive G. And Irle and Kathleen L. A group of tobacco actors

whose new musical Tobaccis just opened on broad broadswordway. Critics everywhere are calling it confusing, and the horneous thing that has ever existed, here's to hoping the boobs can score some tickets. Sergio Salazar's Solomon Sakurai's De Sikwani, Michael L, Sam H, Trailey the Cray-Fa and Jury S, members of the Nomish Acceptance Coalition, which works to improve the perception of Noms and Bohumia, unfortunately their new slogan, Just Say saying gnome is not helping. Adam H. Ryan, Aaron G. Jake L. and Zach C. Problem Conner's Problem Bros. Who are frequently getting the cops called on them for lighting fireworks in the

Dwayne Rees parking lot. Big Buck, Richard X. Mochina L, Troy McSea, and Gage M, a problem Conner's teachers at John Dickinson High who teach him English math, Spanish biology, and economics respectively. They have all at separate times confiscated his fidget spinner. Dom R. Josh S. Nicholas C. Austin C. and Kristen P. Problem Conner's jazz choir, which he doesn't enjoy and no Austin, you didn't catch him tapping his freaking foot along to Lil'a by a birdland. Mike H. Matthew E. Samuel B. Tilford G. and O'Cotta. Problem Conner's team of guidance counselors who worked tirelessly and thanklessly to get him to sit at a desk long enough to fill

out a college application. Aaron C. T.J. M. The Noem Barbarian Trust, the traveler, Bahumia's fiercest LND and Steve A. Problem Connors, assistant managers at subway sandwiches, best-by regal cinemas, office depot, and Balini's Italian eatery, respectively, who have all at one point fired him for mouthing off. Anime intellect Zolo Dolo, Dylan CM the wannabe DM and it's Orin, problem conners local tattoo parlor that has never once accepted any of his forged parental approval slips and won't give him the my chemical romance interlip tattoo he keeps asking for. Colton B J C C Lulu and Aiden R H Problem Conner's neighbors who have politely and discreetly spread the word that if you hire Connor to mo your lawn He won't show up and his poor saint of a father will come over and end up having to do it. I'm hopeless. Timmy R. Alex M. Aaron Sully and Eric G. Five green teens who graduated to Green Knights this year

Congratulations y'all. Unfortunately, Denny did promote them during a funeral, so it lost a little bit of its lustre. Lucas B, Jordan L, Taleth X, Mateo C, and Puptoff, a crew of Crick Bullywooks who resolved to become the best wrestlers in 2020. Train hard friends, the fates of thousands of Crick Court defendantants rests on your frog shoulders.

Austin MR, Kaylee Elise, Barnes & Aitor, and Mick Pox, a team of adventurers who successfully saved the world after the band of boobs were killed by Hugo, look out for the campaign after the campaign after the campaign coming in 2020. Devon W. Shenowabee, Jared E. Persephone and Eric Mickty. The five elder Swordsman who trained Maddie Bigcrets during his epic off-screen vision quest. Unfortunately, Shenawa accidentally beheaded him during the last trial, so Maddie will not be showing up for the first fight against Theala. Reese NS, Eric and Andrea B. Charo Arcadius and Jay Parker forwarfins who resolved to get super dragged like Ulfgar in 2020. They've already been lifting rocks, but now they're putting two scoops away protein

into their daily gruel. Lift on little Dwarfins. Lift on. Steven C. Maxwell C. Mike K. Omery M. and Calum L. The ghosts of Cricmus passed. They were all killed in past Cricmus fireworks displays and show up on Crickmas Eve to warn the Crick elves to practice fire safety. Unfortunately, they don't really listen, which is why there's so many ghosts. Scott D.

Noether, the prodigy ranger, Mekongi, the pinch, and Dan, a bunch of halflings who had to take care of Danny at their Crickmas party. He got super drunk on Cricknog and started barfing all over everyone's giant hobbit feet, everyone took shifts and he ended up crashing at Nothar's house super embarrassing. Richard C. Karen T. Curtis S. Michael C. and B.J.L. You go clients, you go negotiate getting 40% somehow, but then failed at ever making any deals on their behalf. So, it's kind of a wash.

Nikki W. Andrew B. Christopher B. Barris and Ken of the Wizard's Tower. Nicholas P. and Robert F. JV's wedding party. These fine folks gave JV the most epic party of his life and witnessed some of the most intimate grinding of all time during JV and Gemma's first dance. Kevin M. Angel B. Raoul N, and I am the atlas, Ripchains newest cutter crew. These guys are friends still the end through thick and thin, no matter. Oh wow, they were all just run over by a demolition Derby truck monster truck.

Damn. Mary Bell, the Kitty Morphing gnome, Esme M, Robert, Yens, Christian T, and Joe McGee, Kakao's future babies, just a bunch of eggs at the moment, but Kaka is watching over them as diligently as hard one watches Kaka, nothing to worry about. Meta Amps, Mr. Hydra, Atticus C, Tom S, and Kazamir, the all-knowing, Oofkars Entourage.

This crew rolls deep, parties hard, and never talks about their feelings. Luke Aitch, Jonathan from Crickfield, Kelvin Noodles, Grace G, and Nathaniel P. Boundores, Kagerator, Delivery Guys, most people don't require a team, but Boundar goes through Kegs like their K-Cops. Thank you guys so much for listening. Happy holidays, happy new year! Happy new year, we'll be back next year y''all. But in the meantime, we do have our long rest, our short rest after show special for the year as you can head on over to Patreon.

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