Not Another D&D Podcast - Hearthside Chats #3 (Q&A)
Episode Date: April 20, 2019The crew answers your questions about the campaign, the characters, decisions they've made along the way, creating the world, the future of the podcast, and so much more. Support us at P...atreon.com/Naddpod for a bunch of other Naddpod content! Get tickets to our live show in Chicago on June 14th here! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Oh, correct.
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It's like a soad that's frothing over into a short rest.
You need to give it too much water in the pan.
Sorry, go ahead.
That's a lot of froth.
We will start with a question from Twitter.
Mel, but a werewolf, ask.
Hard one was so.
I like that name.
Hard one was so protective of his pride and autonomy
in the first few arcs.
What prompted him to rightly,
immediately bend the knee to mom?
Oh, good, cute.
It's, I think hard one was always just searching
for a righteous and worthy queen.
He was, he was always eager to bend the knee,
but he just hadn't come close to finding anybody.
He knows what he wants.
You did everything but bend the knee to Shay though,
to be fair, that's right.
No, you wouldn't, but like you can't bend the knee to someone you wanna be with. That's right. No, you wouldn't though, but like you can't bend the knee
to someone you want to be with.
That introduces a power dynamic.
Things were too rigid to bend the knee.
Exactly.
You don't want to start a relationship like that,
which is what hard one had to say.
I love that.
I actually had such a boner
at what have given me.
You couldn't bend the knee.
I love that way.
Because Dick is longer than his dad.
I just love the idea of that as dating advice though,
just being like, step one, do not bend the knee to them.
Unhealthy.
That was also, yeah, that was probably the first time hard
when didn't have an erection when he was asked to bend the knee.
So it was good.
It's a good way to hide one.
I haven't listened to that episode in forever, so I don't even remember how much Mama even
spoke or we even knew how wise she was or whatever.
She may have literally said one sentence and hard one bent the knee just because she was
a possum who spoke incredibly eloquently.
And I honestly, that decision has,
like, it's only been fortified,
the more we've learned about Mama.
Mm-hmm.
She is very wise.
I do think that one of the fun things
about like your guys' interactions with NPCs
are the kind of unexpected relationships,
like the characters that are almost not there
for your character that people still bond with.
Like, hard one and Mama is very funny.
And then I would say like, Moonshan has a little bit of a special relationship with Bev Senior.
Or, yeah. I'm protective of him. I gotta bring him back to Martha Togel.
Yeah. It's kind of a fun character choice to be like,
yeah, this person wasn't part of my backstory, but
I am invested in them.
Right.
Taking another character aside and by another character we mean you, and then just kind
of directing our eyes towards you and having a conversation in front of our friends for
a moment.
Yeah.
Cassie asks on Twitter, how mentally messed up are your characters at this point?
Not great, not 100%. Definitely not one hundo, I would say.
I would say definitely, I'm definitely out of sorts.
Yeah, it's a mind fuck.
I would say my entire self identity is currently being questioned.
It's sort of like there's been an earthquake in my soul.
I think we're all emotionally edging at the moment to be sure. Yeah. Just like,
one more thing when maybe push us over. Yeah, it's tough because it does feel like the
characters need a break and we almost need like a light-hearted, like little three or four episode
arcs. But things are so prep, things are so pressing that you guys just immediately
would just shout out.
Also, last time we went on vacation,
we almost had a total party kill.
True.
That's true.
That is very true.
We can never let our guard up.
Minute 10 into our vacation, I think Munchain almost got her soul stolen
by a pair of suck you by.
I know, but if they hadn't been suck you by,
I would have gotten my fucking heart stolen.
Absolutely, amen.
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Maybe we should. Maybe we should. Maybe we should. Maybe we should. Maybe we should. in our character's history, there was a time, before we knew it was a succubus that,
that Bev and hard one walked,
like watched a moonshine walk off with Balnor
to have a four way.
My plan, I just want everyone on my plan was
that I was gonna like make sure there was always
at least one succubus in between me and Balnor.
So, like there was never, you went, there's four people,
it's easy to like really focus on two people.
Oh, that's a, yeah, that's a buffer, yeah.
You're enjoying one and the other one is a buffer
for the third person that you're not trying to do.
You have to have.
You're rotating like one to your right.
You can avoid.
Yeah, exactly.
Would it have been an awkward dance as Balnor tried
to inch near Mune Shine?
Sure, but you have to have a game plan going in.
Absolutely.
God have a strategy.
I'm a little bit of a leaping off from this question, from this past question, Johnny
P asks, love the show, do you think moonshine would have preferred to be a maribold mushroom
spawned to being a high elf?
So okay, I'm not sure if I've talked about this
just off-mic with you guys, but yes,
the idea of being a monster
was sat a lot more comfortably with me than being a high elf
because high elves are just so up their own fucking ass.
And it's like, they've oppressed my people.
Monsters, yeah, cool.
Monsters are cool, so yeah, Maribel was, you know,
she was, she wasn't bad at the end of the day.
She was corrupted and manipulated,
but like the essence of being a mushroom monster
that makes pause is not the evil.
Yeah, there's like,
even I think I'd rather be an evil monster
than a snooty high elf.
There's no connections when you're a monster.
Like, I think maybe I would prefer
that Akira was my dad to a high elf being my dad.
But I will say, when we were recording,
you were more distraught in real life
by Maribel saying that you might be a mushroom spawn
then by finding out you're a high-elf. Well because so when we're actually
recording when you said that shit like with Maribel that was like very
emotional but there was nothing silly about it but when you said I was a high-elf, that is such a funny twist that I wasn't expecting
that I was still very amused at the same time.
It's just hitting a lot of emotional keys, I imagine.
It's like getting razzed versus getting owned.
Yes.
Yeah.
That's a great, that's eloquent.
That's an ice-ray to put it.
I think, yeah, poetry.
I think that's exactly what it was a
Razzing for so on paying as it were
But I would say I would say like at that point like I was more I was very attached to like my mom
You know I was actually we just had the whole yeah, so like the idea of Jolene like not being my mom after like we had just like been hanging out with her
That was like a really uncomfortable thought.
Yeah.
Where I was like that, the who my dad is.
I hadn't really even been thinking about that.
You know what it is, it's like, yeah, you were pulled into a quick moment of feeling safe
and secure by knowing for certain that Maribel is your mom.
Or note, by knowing that Jolyne was your mom.
But then that rug was instantly pulled out from under you
by finding out that your dad is a high elf.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Have we met any high elves?
Who are the high elves that we've hung out with?
Yeah, like Glade Home High Elves.
You think we've met any.
You've met Galad.
Oh no.
I remember how he was a high elf.
But you've also met Alonus who was a high elf.
Cool.
Okay.
She's cool.
Yeah.
Maybe Alonus is my dad.
Is, yeah, maybe.
Okay.
Ooh, that's good.
That's a dirty ass dad.
Yeah, that's right.
That's a dirty ass theme punk dad.
Okay, Alonus is my dad. I feel better now
You figured it out
Is wait is bearer brisden an elf now he's a human okay cool. Oh, man
He's a big buff stern human man. Who would you compare him to visually? I'm talking Tom selic
I would talk in that's a good Would you compare him to a visually? Are we talking Tom Sellick? Are we talking Chris Bin Glover?
That's a good, I can't bear to say.
It's Chris Bin Glover.
It's Chris Bin Glover.
That's a good guy.
Tom Sellick, that's too cool.
No, he's like a Terry Bradshaw.
A little bit Terry Bradshaw.
I would also say Tom Sellick in blue bloods.
Yeah.
Tom Sellick in blue bloods, but bad.
What if he was a bit...
That bloods. That bloods, bad. What if he was a saintly like hiding corruption
in his precinct?
Brace bloods.
I had a, I have a question for you, Murph.
Off of the discussion of Akarot being someone's dad.
Akarot's not that old, is he?
Or I guess we don't know, but like,
Yeah, you don't know.
Because Akarot's dad
Didn't ascend to hell until like that fairly recently, right?
Like it was yeah, but he's always been like
Akarot and elf Akarot is a you guys don't know I'm not telling you stuff. I can't
He's something out. He's something unique. I can't tell you guys. We haven't met him yet.
Interacted with him.
I will say this much.
Yeah, but you saw a man with face wraps
and like red eyes that look like little glowing firework.
So he does some kind of shape shifter.
He doesn't look like a normal dude.
So you couldn't just discern from looking at him.
I will say he does not necessarily have to be young because it was never established that
ill said had Akarat while he was in hell.
True, okay.
Who was Akarat's mom?
You don't know.
Okay, I was trying to catch you off the hook.
Oh yeah, by the way.
I just think it's really funny.
Akarat's like 37.
Imagine if it was shea if Akra's like 37.
I imagine if it was Shay,
that would be so devastating.
People are so hot.
I know, I'd be really hot.
It only make her hotter.
It's like a hot,
she has an edge.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Shay, you had a moment of weakness.
Okay, Noah G.
from Patreon asks,
looking back at where you started with your character to where you are now,
is there any aspect of your character you would get establishing early on or wish was different as it's less fitting with the current adventure?
Anything you wish you had set up earlier or had planned from the beginning.
Hmm.
I'll start. Are you guys sad that you or regretting at all that you established that you can't read?
No, because it's so cute that we're learning.
That is true.
I guess it's, yeah, but it's been so funny
not being able to read.
I really, I don't, I haven't minded that.
I don't know, is there anything that anybody else
that comes to mind for anybody else?
For me, I kind of feel like I abandoned the green teen patch thing a little early.
I feel like I could have milked some more fun out of that.
But I kind of felt right to hand that sash to my mom when we were leaving Galator on.
I don't know.
Although you did it for like 20 episodes.
Yeah, that's fair.
That's the hard thing about the show is like,
it's 20 episodes, which feels like a long time,
but in like the world, it was only like two weeks.
Yeah, sure.
But it a lot happened to your character in that too.
That's true.
And I guess like, these are like impactful moments
in my character's life.
So I don't regretted it at all. But like sometimes like Beverly was going you're going to war and also collecting patches.
Yeah. Yeah. It really was like like Bev had his first adventure in Moonstone. But it was still kind of like kind of minor in low stakes.
It's basically just like you guys fighting a bunch of barbarians. And then he witnessed a civil war and saved his dad
and had to fight one-on-one in a trial by combat.
So it would have been a little weird to go into
tales from the Crick.
It's like, excuse me, Mimaw, the Crick,
do you have any patches for finding possums?
Damn, you're right. I haven't made a single wrong choice
in my character. Oh, I guess you know what your mistake was. What?
Bringing it up here. Oh, no. Shit.
Caldwell's made so many mistakes. Beverly's made none.
I regret abandon Kaka.
I shouldn't have done that.
You did it. You have a really abandoned cock-on.
You just completely forgot to ever mention cock-on.
I said him on a noble quest.
He wasn't there to mention.
But as soon as we save my mother and before we defend
collateron from civil war,
I think we should go find my bird.
Yeah, well I thought to the list.
Yeah, but like top of the list.
That might be more pressing than Shadow fell off.
That's what I was thinking, yeah actually.
Just let's go back up and be like, hey, I lost a crow.
I was actually really glad when you guys sent Kaka away
because you guys just have too many people in your party.
It's true.
You people for me to keep track of.
I'm like, I don't want you guys to have a damn bird. Because all the insane shit that you guys just have too many people in your party. It's true. You're a people for me to keep track of. I'm like, I don't want you guys to have a damn bird.
Because all the insane shit that you guys do,
I know that especially you guys got high level,
you would have used Kaka to do all kind of insane shit
with him getting a fly around and everything.
It's spying, doing all that.
We were gonna shrunk ourselves down and road on Kaka.
Don't even question it, don't even worry about it.
Uh-huh.
I'm still down and wrote on Kaka don't even question it don't even worry about it. Let's see. Oh, you know what? Off of Kaka, let's pivot to Bojangles a day.
Hell yeah. Dave on Twitter asks, whatever happened to Bojangles, the horse riding horse
slash former mayor of Moonstone. I mean, that's more a question for you,
Murf. I would like to establish that Bojangles is doing well
and has met another horse that also rides horses
and they are starting a polo team.
I generally just don't make you guys
micromanage your mounts and I feel like
you guys still have Bojangles.
Oh, we still got him?
I figured he like, I guess he's probably,
you know what, he's probably like on the airship
with like, Jaina and stuff.
What the fuck, bow jangles?
He was like, you're a fool, man.
Right, you guys took him to Esri.
I figured that he took this as far as Esri
then went back to Moonstone.
Yeah, that's what I assumed.
He was pretty important in Moonstone.
But who took him, wait, the former mayor.
He took himself home. Wait, so he just walked himself back or rode a different horse
horse. He's horse man horse. Okay, I mean, it's probably it's more on you guys than it is on me.
No, I just I like want us to have access to both jangles.
What you're saying right now, Murph, completely betrays the character of both jangles,
which is a really intelligent horse riding horse,
who is also the former mayor of Moonstone.
It has political obligations in Moonstone.
We know a lot of mayors.
Let's think about what's funny here.
Us finding both jangles on the airship
when we go back to Bohumia,
or us finding both jangles running the town in Moonstone
in like 300 episodes.
Okay, so just to confirm, for Canon,
everyone at home, this is exactly what actually happened.
You guys got to Ezri slapped Bojangles on the butt
and yelled, just go and then Bojangles just hopped
on another horse and rode back to moonstone.
Yes.
That's what happened?
Yes.
Yeah, I just rode off into the sunset on another horse.
You guys tell me as tell me if you get this link that I just sent you I searched horse riding
a horse on the internet.
Nothing came up except for this one little gift.
Wow. Oh, I hate this. Oh This one little gift. Whoa.
Wow, I hate this.
Oh, this is terrible.
For everyone listening, it's a horse blowing another horse.
Yeah.
But Jake just sent us a very distasteful dougha trope.
It's like the first animated thing.
A tiny weird kind of anthropomorphic horse riding
a big regular horse and I don't like it.
No, I like it.
I think it'd be really cool t-shirt.
Yeah, a t-shirt that moves.
Yeah, that would be a fucking awesome t-shirt.
Yeah.
Take it, you'll take it.
Gift shirt.
Just a tiny TV in your shirt.
Okay.
Laura on Twitter asks, if your PC died, what way do you think they would die?
Jesus.
Oh dear.
I thought about this.
I definitely think Moonshine would die,
like probably trying, like probably healing someone
instead of like probably having to endanger herself
to heal someone.
I like her own hospitality.
Yeah.
I want Beverly to tabletop Acarot off a cliff,
but he falls with him and they both die.
Oh, he's like grabbed at the last second.
Yeah.
So like...
Frog style, but in such a stupid way.
Yes, exactly.
Or like we haven't talked about moonshine's huge tits in a while.
So maybe it'd be fun, like, if she did a handstand one time,
and then was suffocated by her own huge.
That's how I want to go too.
I do, yeah, I have a little note in my notebook that's always like,
ask moonshine about huge tits.
So bring it up more, yeah.
I have that in all my DM notes.
Actually, you want to go back to what we regret about our character.
I regret every episode I haven't mentioned.
Jay Normus Topshel.
It is funny how the characters are pretty undefined
other than like moonshine has freckles and huge tits.
It really has a flat ass embrace this.
So it's just like two weird futuristics,
but everything else is.
Everyone has huge quads.
Also a thick ass.
Think of ass and bad of read.
This is kind of going off that last question a little bit.
Kev on Twitter asks, if your PC died and you had to play as an established NPC or guest
character moving forward, who would you choose?
I couldn't ever play someone else. Shea, I would play Shea.
Oh, really?
Because it would just be really fun to play Shea around Moonsha.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I thought about this.
It's hard because you do such a good job with all the NPCs.
I feel like I would be betraying your performance a little bit.
I know.
That's like when one one feels like it's too much,
you was like, a grain was a super fun character,
but it's like, I can't fucking, I can't jump into
what I would just be like, cool.
I guess Murph speaks for her because.
I guess, let's put it in a different context.
So it wouldn't be like, you guys taking a character,
something like that.
What, just like, what of the of the tropes of NPCs?
If you were just like,
oh, I would play a character like Ol' Cobb,
I would play a character like a Gwain.
If you had to pick between like rebellious teen
ranger halfling, or like,
I would do something like,
Jaina, like dwarf, waffle, good warrior type deal.
What was it?
Oh, man, who was the werewolf?
Luna.
Luna.
Yeah, I'd play somebody like, somebody like Luna.
I like the idea of being somebody that, like, can't control,
like a rage and is also like getting, she's like, is
maybe thinking about defecting
from the chosen, she's like getting jaded
about her position.
I would play.
I like playing people with secrets.
Yeah.
I would either play a duttle type character
because I think it'd be fun to play
like a small wizard as opposed to like a small warrior
or a
T'Baxi poses name, we're trying to remember the
why can't I remember his name?
Scullis, yeah.
Scullis would be cool.
Mm-hmm.
That's just like, I don't know, I think like a
judo T'Baxi is a very fun character type.
Yeah, I could also play Vineyard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just a bartender, you know?
Blue collar.
Just a bunch of vines.
The air elemental bartender would also be fun to play.
Oh, hell yeah.
Just a bunch of wind.
I'll probably play like, I'll probably play like,
Gemma's assassin.
What the fuck?
That's just kidding.
Akira?
Yeah, I'll probably play like an Acro tape, you know?
Does anyone who could wreck Jake's shit?
Level 20 badass.
Let's see here.
Bady on Twitter asks, in both Bahumia and Trinivale, what is the most aesthetically defining location
or object or even NPC to DM and to players?
Also, Howard Murph and Caldwell's
approach to world building similar slash different.
Wow.
Oh, great question.
Well, I guess like, Buhumia, I think, is more of a...
Buhumia is more of a Game of Thrones book
and Trinavale is more of like a 13-episode anime.
I guess is the way to put it.
Ha!
I think Buhumia is not very game of Thrones at all. I think, I think Bohumi is not very given the thorns at all.
I think it's much more final fantasy and like warcraft.
That's true.
I say Trinivale just dials that up even more.
Yeah.
Two anime territory, I would say.
Yeah, it's like, no, all right, I got it.
Bohumiya is the warcraft strategy games.
And Trinivale is a world of Warcraft like later expansions.
Oh, interesting.
Like when they introduced like pandas and that bullshit.
Like this of endariac.
Yeah.
I think that's good.
I feel like we generally,
we have like a little bit of a similar aesthetic.
I think that we both like kind of steampunky stuff.
And we both came from like playing Final Fantasy games
and things like that. Yeah. And we both came from like playing Final Fantasy games and things like that.
Definitely. I think we're both a video game focused DMs, whereas I think a lot of other DMs
like grew up reading what is it called the similarity? Whatever the hell the what's the really
dry? Yeah. Oh, the like the history of the Lord of the Rings. Yeah. The crown of barren. Yeah.
What about what are your part of this question is what are
Murphan Callwell's approaches to world building? What are your
approaches to world building my friends? Just answer at the
same time. I'm sure.
I like to write four paragraphs and read them to you.
And I know that that's why I like to listen to that.
I know that's not always the best approach,
but I don't know, I like coming up with fun ways
to describe things.
I like trying to find a really distinct environment
for each episode, I guess.
And I know that Murph, you do that too.
Like, I always think about the gash on top of Mount Forge.
That's like a very distinct divisible for me.
But yeah, I don't know.
I think like, and we're very similar in that regard too,
we kind of like to have like a playground
for every kind of setting, and that is like,
how's something that draws you to it?
Yeah, I think, especially with like,
Trinny Vale being monthly,
it's kind of like the mission setup that you've established
is kind of similar to how Bohumia is like within the arcs.
Everything feels very different,
kind of each Trinny Vale episode,
it being a mission that takes you to a different place, it all kind of feels very different, kind of each trinnyvale episode. It being a mission that takes you to a different place,
it all kind of feels very different.
I think as far as like what like city or like locale best
sums up the world, I would say for Bohumi
it'd probably be Galatoron,
because that's where like we've established
like the airships and everything.
And that's kind of, I feel like where the show had some of its bigger like emotional moments
and stuff that like kicked off all of like the individual character games.
Yeah.
I also think every time we arrive somewhere in Bahumia, like the way you set up, the
trick and the way you set up, Frostwind was really, you know, you could see every single
detail.
It was really great.
Even though the hard one had a bad time in Frostwind, Frostwind, I really, you could see every single detail. It was really great. Even though the hard one had a bad time in Frost one.
Frost one, I really, I enjoyed the description
of it so much.
Yeah, that's true.
The iron dwarves amidst the peaceful,
snowy, slumbery town.
It was a good contrast.
Yeah, there's a good about that.
I like that it was Slavic.
Yeah, extremely.
I like that it was in Prague. Yeah, because I got to listen to a bunch of Slavic music.
I'm glad that you've got the King's Hammer now,
aka the Queen's Hammer, and you just get to bring a little piece of frost one with you forever now.
Yeah, I love those voices. The Northern Asian.
Got to find them a hot tub. I really got to find them a hot tub.
I know. the more than that. It's got to find a hot tub. I really got to find a hot tub.
I know.
Those are a good NPC.
We only see them occasionally.
I feel like they're kind of like key chain in that regard
where they pop out a little once in a while.
And you're like, it's just like,
it's nice to have a check-in with them.
Yeah, it is interesting.
Especially with stuff like that too,
I do think our styles are pretty similar.
I think like our worlds are kind of similar.
I think we have a little bit of a different approach
with like prepping and stuff,
because I think you're a lot more interested
in like building your own pantheon and stuff.
Like I love listening to that stuff
and being a player in that world,
but it is like I never sit there
and like come up with the names of gods.
Like that's why I just use the regular old fucking D&D ones.
I like coming up with names a lot.
I obsess over names, like probably too much.
One thing I've noticed about everyone that I've known
who's like become a DM is that they start getting
into like architecture.
Oh, that's you.
I feel like every time someone starts DMing,
like suddenly they're like,
oh, I gotta describe all these buildings.
All right.
Well, how the fuck do I describe?
It looks like this, but what the fuck is that called?
And then suddenly, you guys all know,
like parapets and awning.
Or you know what a garr what a carousin is.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
That's a very good point.
Yeah, there is a lot of, I always have like a synonym page open when I'm prepping for
these sessions.
Yeah, I'll also like, I specifically remember rewatching Game of Thrones and like really
taking note of how the castle is like laid out and stuff
because I don't know you can know a decent amount about history and everything like that but you
still don't know how to quite describe all of that stuff you know what I mean? Not to say that
any of our stuff is accurate or my or any of my stuff is accurate, but it's more accurate than it would have been
maybe.
You can see with the mindset though, even if it's not exactly to history, it just puts your
head in that space.
There's about 20 minutes of every Buhumiya campaign episode where we're asking Merff
about the grain seller of a castle and describing how they would prepare and keep like grains and
corn's siloed for the winter and like keep you know has it all planned out so we want
to know but we cut that yeah it's a little interesting
or the weather patterns of the region how humid is it here
let's see sky asks when recording the session that revealed Beav's dad making
a deal, did Kallwell's scream of get out startle anyone? And is there a point where you can't
really speak after a session due to the high emotional toll it takes?
Um, my guess that's a question for y'all, are y'all startles? I was scared. I was shaking to my core. Oh no. I was, if I called those,
called those a dang professional with the microphones.
So I was just really happy.
I saw him lean back.
Right. So I was expecting him to get loud.
Mm-hmm.
But that's good.
I thought that was a really good character moment
because I do think that the boobs are very forgiving.
So I was happy that you guys were sympathetic to him,
but we're still like,
you can't be around us right now.
This is bad news.
I was slightly worried that Bev would just be like,
well, I'm the devil now, I guess.
I'll join my dad.
Oh man.
That would have been, that's a very fun what if, if we ever want to do that for a live show
where we do all become little devils?
Oh my God, I loved when we were pretending to be devils.
I was worried, that is like a weird thing from that moment
is like, I was worried about startling you,
but I was also like, oh no, this is gonna sound terrible
in the audio, because I've definitely peaked.
It didn't actually scare me.
I also saw you lean back from the microphone.
But I do feel like sometimes when we're recording
and the mood is really heavy, it absolutely carries over
to like, if we take a break, we're like, damn.
Yeah, damn, that's crazy.
But a lot of it is also, it's not like, damn, we're sad. It's like, we'll go into the other room we're like, damn. Yeah, damn, that's crazy. But a lot of it is also, it's not like,
damn we're sad, it's like, we'll go into the other room
and be like, damn, like, Murf,
that's really good storytelling, that's powerful.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like, emotional, but still positive
if that makes any sense.
It's like coming off of like a football field
or like, you know, it's coming back into the locker room
and being like, nice workout there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's true.
Yeah, I would say we get less, you know, quiet
or less talky, less with the big emotional moments
and more with like tough battles.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, after, I feel like that's the long bus ride home
is after a big battle and we're all just kind of like looking out the window. Yeah. Yeah, after, I feel like that's the long bus ride home. It's after a big battle and we're all just kind of like,
looking out the window.
Yeah, let me almost die.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Something like the orc pirate fight or the purple worm fight.
I think there's something about like a battle once we start
to like lose, then it's like.
Not fun anymore.
That's what I was gonna say.
It's like, well, it's like you can't, you don't, you feel like you're not allowed like not fun anymore. That's what I was gonna say. Well, it's like you can't, you don't,
you feel like you're not allowed to have fun anymore.
You feel like you're like, okay,
like I have to be, I have to be like focused
and just try to do things right.
And so like that probably does take some energy out
because it takes it from like a joyful place
to like an intellectual place.
We got to survive a mode.
Yeah. You guys also get more mad at me
about you never get mad at me about story things,
but about mechanical things you will get mad at me.
Like when I counterspelled that way,
she was like, that was so fucking annoying.
But also remember, literally,
it's not like we were all getting counterspelled.
It was just anything I could do.
So moonshine literally could do jack shit.
By the way, it worked though, because I was depressed.
I've had several people confirm to me that I fucked up
and should have been using aura of wording in that battle.
So we should have been taking like half damage
that entire time.
Oh, just for chain lightning, I think.
Yeah, just for chain lightning.
But like, yeah, which lightning us a few times.
Which maybe would have kept you up.
Yeah, but like, I don't know, it all worked out.
I think like the story structure was good for that episode.
So I'm not, I don't feel too bad.
Yeah, it is, those moments, it's like,
it's always better when somebody's like knocked out
and almost dead, but the time that they do die
we're really gonna regret missing like the aura
that you're supposed to use, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I'll be more aware of it. That was like the first time that we've. You're supposed to use, you know what I mean? Yeah.
I'll be more aware of it.
That was like the first time that we've had a spellcaster
in a long time though.
Yeah.
So it kind of caught me off guard.
Cool, let's move on to our next question.
Craig D on Twitter asks, you're having a dinner party,
IRL, who do you invite living or dead from Bohumia?
Oh.
Let's say, okay, let's say. Shae. Shae. Oh, hell yeah Bohemia. Oh, shame. Let's say, okay, shame.
Let's say, oh, hell yeah dude.
You fuck boy, you absolute fuck boy.
I invite them over, I pull them move, you know,
I invite them all over, I see who makes it
to the end of the night, right?
Shit would instantly leave.
I will make so many. I'll be like, Shay, I made spring rolls.
You seem like someone who keeps it tight.
Let's say you can pick three people.
Shay, Triss and another Triss.
Oh god, here I roll.
Are we all pick, we can only pick three
between the three of us or we each get to pick three.
You each get to pick three.
Okay.
All right, so I guess one of my slots is obviously a trist,
you know, like, Natch.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh, I think Alonus absolutely, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, Alonus is so.
She would have the best stories
if you've seen the world a few times.
I didn't have an answer before.
You're like, what type of character would you play next?
Like a trope, a lannus would be the trope I would go for.
Like a wizard that's super powerful,
but a little bit of like a fuck up.
So to tinker.
Yeah, but I would be like some kind of sorcerer
who was like couldn't totally control their magic.
Okay, I would go, my mom, my dad, and either galad,
so we could all beat the shit out of him. Okay, I would go, my mom, my dad, and either galad,
so we could all beat the shit out of him, or Gemma, so I could introduce them,
or Tris, so I could introduce them.
Mom's dad and Tris.
You still haven't decided between Gemma and Tris yet.
So mom, Tata, I wanted you guys to meet my new girlfriend.
Triss is like, what?
No.
I think you got to get a whole cob in there, right?
Yeah, I would do old cob.
I would do old cob, Mima and Alonus probably.
Those people would have like the best stories
and be fun to drink with.
They're all down to get effed up.
And now we've got a lot of stories.
Also, Alonus would be like,
Ulfgaar would be like to like,
he would definitely be a sad drunk
and an unpredictable drunk.
Yeah.
He'd be so fun to pregame with though.
If you're, it's like the pregame before the dinner,
you get like a couple drinks and you play some beer pong
with the golf car.
But then you're like,
we're going out.
We're going out.
You just don't go out with him.
His golfing turns into murder every single time.
He passes out.
Without her, he just like passes out.
He drinks way too much, way too soon.
He's always trying to drive the airship home
and you have to be like, no, man, just take a cab.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Yeah, you definitely, you hang out with hard one
in Ulfgar earlier in the day.
And then you see them way later at night
and it's just so sad.
We day drink.
Yeah.
They dayge, they're the kind of guys
that you meet them for dinner and they're like just like
really, really antsy for their to get like the, for their beard to get delivered.
We show up to dinner trash.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
All right.
I'm changing my answer.
I want it to be just Balmora's family so that you can have a moment of happiness.
I'm sticking with trisses and shae and see who wins my heart.
It's really funny because Balnor coming to like your dinner isn't even any kind of fantasy
thing.
It's just like having dinner with like a nice uncle.
It's just like, hey, how you been?
It's just going to like your
uncle's family's house for dinner when you're like, you're visiting them.
Like it'd be pretty nice, but like, you'd probably try to get out of there early
so you could go hang out with Wolf Garren Hard one afterwards.
It might be fun to do like a dinner with the like stone elemental fire elemental
water elemental because they're like,
are they like all siblings?
I think so, yeah, yeah, that's what you said.
Oh yeah, they were all siblings.
So there'd probably be some drama
and it would be like really elemental drama.
Yeah.
So that'd be dope.
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Next question.
Aaron W asks, will moonshine ever awaken Papa?
Will he be sentient and speaking like Mama?
Whoa.
So I don't want to awaken Papa because I would miss the rees too much.
I love the way he speaks and I also think he doesn't really need to be awakened.
He's very intelligent.
He's very intelligent.
I think we need to awaken him.
Awakening him suggests that there's something wrong with him right now and he's perfect the, he's very intelligent. Oh wait, I think we need to, we need to like, awakening him, awakening him suggests
that there's something wrong with him right now
and he's perfect the way he is.
A legal scholar.
Yeah.
So I,
Papa decide if he wants to be awakened.
Do we need to like, cast speak with animals on him?
I could absolutely, I don't even need to cast speak
with animals.
I can just be like, hey, do you want to be awakened?
It's true.
Yeah. But and he will kind of like, hey, do you want to be awakened? It's true.
Yeah.
But, and he would kind of like give me some rees.
But I mean, it just hasn't been on the top of my list because he just is already perfect.
It's true.
It would only be if he wanted it because like he's perfect to us and like he's honestly
got so much more room to grow without even being awakened.
It also would be really funny if we did awaken him and the Murph just still did the
rees, but we sort of had a different reaction every time.
Yeah, I would definitely be willing to home brew something where you do some kind of
awakening to him where he gets smarter, but he still speaks and posses him.
Again, I still take issue with the idea that there's anything that he's not already perfect
the way he is.
Merf, what are the advantages of awakening?
I have in a 3.5 E campaign, I awaken someone,
which is brutal because you have to sacrifice XP for it.
Now I'm leveling slower than everyone else.
Or it hasn't happened yet, but at some point,
they're gonna jump a level and I'm not,
and it's gonna be devastating.
So it's almost like multi-classing.
Now multi-classing doesn't affect your XP,
but yeah, it affects like.
It's how you level.
Yeah.
But so like the wolf went from like,
the wolf can speak now,
but it hasn't really changed how he does anything.
I think it just increases intelligence,
but like his fighting hasn't changed.
Well, he speaks like common now. Yeah. He talks. I think in 5e, I know in 3.5 you like
roll like a few D6s or something and that's how many intelligence points they have. Like
it goes up by that much,
and usually just makes them like a little bit
dumber than like a human.
But I think with five E,
it might take your intelligence up to 10,
which I think is normal human intelligence.
Mm.
Okay, I also think that this whole awakened shenanigans
is a little sapien centric.
Right.
Yes.
Technically, like if we awaken Papa,
is he going to be smarter in our understanding of intelligence,
but lose some possum intelligence?
Interesting.
I don't know.
Yeah.
He scramble less.
Well, he scramble less.
Because he's just perfect the way he is.
You don't want to take the scramble out the whole.
Papa definitely has a 20 in-priced wisdom at the moment.
So like, yeah, we will be taking that away.
If anything, we should awaken ourselves to be more pop-up.
Pop-up so true.
Yeah, we should appost them ourselves.
Very good.
Next question.
Brandon asks, this is a little bit of a different question.
DM court question.
Ooh, that was a mixed bag.
We did on Patreon one time DM court.
Or not DM court.
It was D&D court where we took people's, uh, we took-
We mostly just took their stories, right?
Yeah.
We talked about actually doing a DM court episode which we should.
Oh, we were so excited with people.
I think we just helped decide one little fight,
but we'll do it for this one.
Here we go.
DMCord question, my DM won't let my Aura Kakarot Ranger
have the ability to fly.
Not even as something I can get at a higher level.
Is this fair?
Is having a PC with the ability to fly,
game breaking, how come my DM and I come to a compromise?
Wouldn't you just make it like a ability they have?
I mean, you could, but I understand why if I have never seen any one play in Eric Akra,
if you in fact can at level one fly, I could see why a DM might not want to have to deal
with that, especially a new DM.
Especially also like a lot lot of early level stuff.
When you're a first level, a second level,
a lot of challenges are just climbing over a wall.
Yeah, definitely.
Which is good because you need those small challenges
to level up and get your character a little stronger.
Yeah, I go at higher levels though.
Yeah, I would. Higher levels though.
Yeah, I would say a good compromise might be to what level can Druids turn into flying
creatures?
I believe level nine.
I would say maybe a little bit before level nine or something is when that would be fair.
Yeah. Because I don't know totally when,
to what extent Eric Cochra's are-
I would have to-
Have been established in like official D&D stuff
as being a playable race.
I know that you can play them,
you can play like anything you want,
but I don't know if they have like official stats
as released by a book.
You should say what Eric Cockers are
into a little summary of them right now
for people listening.
And then like a little dance, like an Eric Cocker dance.
Yeah, and then just do a,
and then also do like an Eric Cocker mating call.
So yeah, I'm kind of holding my arms up
like wings right now.
And I'm kind of doing a little shuffle to the side,
showing my bird legs, and then I go,
ah, ah, ah! and that's sort of an actually
pain to a really nice picture. Yeah I totally totally. But like every if
part of we've one of the benefits of playing in Eric Acro is that they fly
then like that's usually in favor of other things like so you would think
that it's like if you're not going to let me fly,
what if I can do it as a once a day ability?
Yeah, that's what I think.
Something like that.
That makes sense.
I think there's ways to build it into your campaign and your character growth as well.
I don't know what this era cacra is in the world.
If there are more era cacra, you from like a noble tribe or something like that, but it seems like
if you either were like raised separately
from other air cock-ra and like aren't as good
as flying because of it, or like if that is a thing
in the world where like air cock-ra must like go out
and learn to fly on their own,
they like get literally kicked out of their nest,
and there's like ways to like build it into your story
to make it interesting too.
Yeah, I think there's also ways to be like cool.
Like you can fly 10 feet in the air, right? build it into your story to make it interesting too. Yeah, I think there's also ways to be cool.
You can fly 10 feet in the air, right?
Yeah.
You can fly 10 feet in the air and your speed is the same.
But if you want to fly higher than 10 feet,
you have to do like throw, like saving throws or something like that,
or strength checks or something like that.
Also, I am just realizing that part of probably the DM's problem with this is the fact that Brandon is playing a ranger.
So I am getting a little bit of a sense.
I think we're getting a little bit of a one-sided story here
as someone who is frequently bombarded with shenanigans.
Brandon at level one wants to be able to fly up
over their enemies and shoot them with Brandon at level one wants to be able to fly up over their
enemies and shoot them with bows while not being able to be attacked except by like other
arrows and stuff, which I could see is a little bit broken at level one.
Well, okay, counterpoint.
Don't people say that the Ranger is a frustrating class to play in 5e?
Perhaps that's a way to make it a more exciting class.
I would love if Nia could fly actually.
Just ask, don't go cold,
we'll have a breakdown and give it to you.
I'm strotted wings.
Yay!
I would imagine if you're home brewing something,
then I think it's within the DMs right to be like,
this kind of fucks my shit up.
I do think it's a little weird to say,
you could never do it ever.
I think you do like that, even as a high level.
I see no reason.
If druids can fly around at level nine,
I see no reason a different character
with a different excuse for being able to fly,
couldn't fly at level six or seven. I see why at level one
Yeah, I didn't want your characters flying around here's my opinion you treat it like wild shape
So you can do it like once a day for a minute
So you could do it for like one combat
Yeah, and then and then as you level up and get higher and higher you go up to twice a day
I don't know. I think you gotta like take it,
battle to battle, it is kind of like,
we don't know the full story here,
but if I were a DM and somebody was like flying around
in the air out of the range of my enemy,
I would either have the enemy throw a rock at them
and just like knock them out of the sky,
or I would make them do like,
strength saving throws on the team to fuck. They could stay in the air. It I would make them do like, strength saving throws.
It's really on the team to fuck.
To stay in the air.
It's like partly on the DM to fuck
with the guy that wants to fly.
So the DM would be like,
all right, yeah, you want to fly.
It's great.
I'm going to invent a bunch of villains
that do the same thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think I do think that part of the reason
the way I would handle it is like,
okay, you're going to fly.
Well, then pretty much anytime you're in battle,
everyone's going gonna target you
because you are the most anxious.
Everyone's attention.
So it's partly that, but also I just don't totally,
anyone who's playing a bird,
I just don't totally trust that you're not
trying to draw shenanigans.
Yeah, right, that's my next character.
Yeah, I have the definitive solution for the DM.
Give your villain a gun.
Whoa.
There you go.
Just change the world so that everyone has a gun.
Ha, ha.
Yeah, I would say if my official ruling is that if Wizards
has a
Eric Kakra monster stat that is official and has been
play tested and it involves flying, then you should be able to
fly because there's probably other things that have been
knocked off to make it fair.
If this is something that you took from the monster manual and
then are adjusting, then I think the DM should maybe
give it to you at like level seven or eight or nine
or nerf you a bit in other ways.
I could see why a level one character flying
could be game breaking, especially for a new DM.
Also an idea for the DM, just like every single place
they fight, just mention, and the walls,
and from the ceiling hangs fly paper.
And then they have to keep doing
dexterity saving throws to not get caught up
in the fly paper.
Also make sure that every two hours a day,
the EricOcker does need to preen.
So you're gonna need to be observing preening time.
And if you don't preen, then your wings will get skanky
and that, and then you won't
be able to fly.
Exactly.
You need to take two short rest forever.
You need to sleep for 16 hours a day.
Not to mention you have to eat the exact nutrients that will keep your plumage lush.
So many oily berries.
Yeah, that's awesome.
You need to take omega-3 pills. Definitely a tip for DMs
if your character, if one of your players wants to play a really strange character and you're like,
what? I don't want you to be a cow person or something. Just have every single town they go to be
like, what a cow person? I don't trust you. Wait, my second grade birthday was a cow themed
birthday because I loved cows so much. Can I play a cow person?
Of course, no, that's no. You already played Elk sometime.
You play a goddamn pregnant Elk right now.
You have a cow vest, you're basically a cow person.
Okay, y'all, it's getting too happy. Let's bring it down.
This C asks, what would Jake Herwitz have done if hard one had actually died?
Oh, man.
What if you failed your roles in that moment, hard one?
Which time?
This mostly actually died.
When you failed your roles to come back,
if you had failed your roles to come back.
When I got in stab by the death lens.
Yeah.
Well, you would have given me the choice
to go to Moriden, Cord, or Shadowfell.
Shadowfell, yeah. I think I would have, or Shadowfell? Shadowfell, yeah.
I think I would have gone to Shadowfell
because I would want to punish myself
because I rolled like dog shit.
And then?
I actually, it actually would have been
pretty narratively interesting,
albeit devastating,
but I would have allowed hard one to essentially have been
like a dead person
who was in Shadowfell who like couldn't be revived
but could have been around for the last arc.
So he would have gotten like one more lap
with the band of boobs.
Oh, damn it.
That would have been-
That would have been-
That would have been really too sad.
But if he went to Shadowfell,
couldn't I still bring him to,
what couldn't we reincarnate him,
couldn't we find?
Oh, that's interesting.
I-
I don't, I am, if either of you tries
to like get yourself killed,
I will be dragging your body to every high level
through an incleric good town.
So, you know, you're gonna have to tell me
if you don't want me to do that.
Yeah, get a sign now.
And even if you say you don't want that,
I will still do it.
Moonshine has reincarnation now, right?
Yeah, I do.
So just got, well, technically I think I got it for,
I think we didn't level, get that level to.
You guys just leveled up after Queen Ezra.
Okay, yeah, yeah, so then I do now.
Yeah, that actually probably hasn't been announced on the show,
but the boobs are level 10 now.
Really?
Dude.
I'll have to come up with rules on how the, you know, if revivify doesn't work, can you
then still do like reincarnation?
I would say probably, because it's just a different, it's like a different ritual.
It's a different thing.
Well, reincarnation is such a sacrifice in a way.
Yeah, because you still come back differently.
Yeah.
We need to have a safe word amongst all of us.
Rian Carnation feels like it's,
I'm never gonna use it on either of you guys
because it's such a gamble because you roll
and see what you would get reincarnated as.
And mostly it's like elves and shit like that. But you can, if you roll and see what you would get reincarnated at. And mostly it's like elves and shit like that,
but you can like, if you roll,
like it's, you roll like a D100.
And if you get like, you know, if you get like 99
or something like that, it's like a bug bear.
So we need to have like a,
we need to have like some sort of like understanding
if we ever do reincarnate at each other.
Because it also does sound fun though, like narratively,
if one of us was reincarnated
as a different race, like that's role play wise,
that's such a mind-fuck.
But if one of us came back as a bug bear,
like we need to have a safe word,
that just means like kill me.
Kill me again.
Like that.
I think we all do need to.
It's always gotta be a willing soul.
So somebody could always, I would allow you guys,
if like Moonshot and try to cast Reincarnate
on Hard One or something, and Hard One was like,
it's time for me to rest.
But could I roll and see, like, if it's a bug Baron,
then I say it's time for me to rest?
Yes, definitely.
Oh, okay.
Honestly, we don't need to kill me, say for it.
Thanks, but no thing.
This seems real cool, what you got set up here.
I'm good, I'm good.
Hard one just looking around at heaven.
Uh-uh.
This is fun.
I wonder if you could use some kind of,
or like, I wonder if you could add bardic inspiration.
Obviously, we don't have a bard,
but I wonder if you could add bardic inspiration
to a reincarnate role
So like if you rolled and you got a shit one if you could just add another D.A. and see if you got a better one
I would I would allow some kind of I I think it would be if you did if you made some sacrifice or did the ritual and some kind of cool way and you found like a good
some sacrifice or did the ritual in some kind of cool way and you found like a good role play reason for it.
I would allow what would essentially be like advantage on that role because I do think
well you can roll it twice and choose it.
Yeah, I think it's it's fun to have that wild card aspect, but I also don't want one of
you guys to play something that you don't want to play at all.
Yeah, that's why we have the kill me.
Say for it.
Yeah, we all need to sign the living will, it's true.
Yeah.
Cool.
Let's do some other ones, kind of rapid fire.
Yeah.
I'll do it.
Garrison A asks, which fast food places would each of your
characters, including any NPCs, love the most?
And said, I guess there's a lot more Chick-fil-A's in
Gladeron now that the Oliver's card,
which is a funny joke.
Yeah.
I think the chosen love Chick-fil-A
and washing it down with a nice milk.
Yeah.
Hard ones white castle, sliders, sliders.
That would be a death, I mean.
Oh, shit, yeah.
Beverly's.
Beverly's have Bev Loves Ruby Tuesdays,
but he probably also love like shoneys.
I think like any like family style buffet restaurant
Beverly is super into into because he's like
He's a teen and he eats you know like teens got to eat
Dirty secret for moonshine. She loves jolly bee. Oh
That catch up at spaghetti great. I
Didn't it was so off character. I was just joking. I don't know
I'm John silver. Oh red lobster where lobster hell. Yeah Silver. Oh, Red Lobster. Red Lobster Hell yeah.
Oh man, this place.
There's a place in Burbank.
Red Craw Dad.
Maybe, yeah, maybe Moonshine thinks like
a secretly is always wanted to go to Red Lobster
but thinks it's two fancies.
It's an opt for long John Silver.
Oh my God, maybe my dad was like a host
at the Red Lobster.
Oh my God, the matri-dee.
The matri-dirty-d.
There's a place in Burbank called the Boiling Crab.
And it's one of those spots where they bring you
just a big plastic sack full of crab legs.
Yeah.
And I wanna go there in cosplay ice-crick-house.
Yeah.
Except moonshine will be like,
why is everyone tucking something into their bed?
Not getting it all over themselves. You got a perfectly good shirt for that. Yeah
You got a show everyone you wait crawdads earlier today. Dr. Gwen asked fuck Mary kill
Nomes birds
I else birds a.k. Angels. Okay. Oh, okay. Well
Angels Birds AK Angels. Okay, oh, okay, well.
You gotta kill the noves.
I, here's the thing.
The noves have been so good to you.
If the, if the high elves are good enough for Jo-Leen,
I think I want a piece too, so I'm gonna say fuck high elves.
I think I would do, I think I would kill
the bird slash angels.
Yeah.
Fuck the high elves and marry myself a gnome.
Yeah, because it'd be fun.
They'd have a fun little lawnmower.
They tinkered together and they take care of that.
And if you like.
But then maybe I would be one of them
so they wouldn't be trying to screw me over all the time.
But you'd ingratiate yourself to the gnome-ish people
because you married into them.
I've learned their trickery.
Exactly. That's the ultimate trick people because you married into them. I've learned their trickery.
Exactly.
That's the ultimate trick is to get married to one.
Okay.
John S asks, Emily and Jake,
what kind of campaign would you DM?
That's a really, really good question.
Emily, do you know, I'm nervous.
I do know.
I would, I think I would do a low fantasy Game of Thrones
type of campaign.
That'd be so cool.
That is my favorite fantasy,
and then also practically,
I don't need to learn a whole fuck ton about spells.
Yep, that's true.
I will say it's easier to have a lot of magic in a
campaign as far as world building goes than it is to like come up with a ton of
kingdoms and like their governments and all of that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. I mean? No, I would, I love the idea of like making a council and a triarch and we were shared
with magistrates.
I'll come up with magistrates.
Yeah.
I kind of agree.
Yeah.
I like political bodies.
I don't really know what I would do.
Like I, I like a lot of different worlds.
So I definitely like, I like the blood elves in War the Warcraft a lot,
or the Night Elves, or the Night Elves of Blood elves.
Yeah, there's two. There's both.
I like the Night Elves in War the Warcraft a lot
and I like to just fly around their worlds and live in their purple glow.
So maybe like a glowing purple world.
Damn. So a low magic purple world.
Purple world, love it.
But I also really like like creepy monsters a lot too.
Yeah.
It'd be fun.
It'd be fun like golf monsters.
Like um.
I would love to do like a bloodborne inspired world that you DMed Emily, that'd be so fun.
Oh, interesting. Like a little more like lovecraftian. Yeah. I would love to do like a bloodborne inspired world that you DMed Emily. That'd be so fun. Oh
Interesting like a little more like lovecraft in yeah, I like spooky stuff. Yeah get spooky. Yeah, that's cool
Lee on Twitter asks who's the biggest antagonist theala or ill said slash a carat Do you guys hate the devils or the angels more? Oh, no?
We haven't really interacted with theala at all, have we?
I think that you interact with chosen.
Theala's been like the obvious antagonist,
but like I haven't been back in my head that Ilsaid
like destroyed my aunt's life.
So like we haven't, like we've interacted with acarat,
but like that still doesn't really give me
a great window into Ilsaid.
The devil's done more to fuck us,
but the chosen are more annoying.
Yeah.
I mean, the chosen did also take over my home.
Yeah, but the devil made it to deal with your dad.
And yeah, man, they are all up in my,
just my business on every front.
I hate them both.
Equally, gosh.
No thank you to either, I say.
Does anyone have a specific answer
if you had to pick one?
I just said, I think Ilsaid is bigger.
I mean, obviously Theola's got a lot of power,
so she's more present.
We're hearing updates on her,
but Ilsaid, I feel a little more personally attacked by.
Yeah, I think that he like,
ill said is frozen in the popularity charts
as far as people we wanna kill.
Galad is like my mortal enemy,
especially given where we are now.
But it's been fucking me since before I was born.
And we will answer one more question on this episode,
but we will answer more over on our Patreon, patreon.com slash nad pod, nadddpod.com.
Don't sing yet.
Oh, I wish to.
But this last one is a fun one.
Mr. Anybody on Twitter asks, when will we get an episode with Grand Daddy Brennan Lee
Mulligan?
The answer is very soon. we are gonna get Brennan in
on some of this shadow fell stuff.
So I think we're gonna do an episode or two
to kind of introduce the arc,
and then our good friend Brennan is going to be joining us.
Yay.
Old guest.
Yay, he's the best.
He's so excited.
Can't wait.
I always talking to me about his character,
and he says it's like the closest thing
you can get to like a fully broken character
but still following the rules.
So I'm very excited.
That's what happens when DMs play.
Instantly get into shenanigans
but like shenanigans that they could
that will hold up in court.
He's a squeaky clean shenanigans.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
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