Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster - Ep 225: Susan Wokoma (Live in Bristol)

Episode Date: February 17, 2024

We begin our Bristol residency with Taskmaster star and award-winning actor Susan Wokoma.Follow Susan on Instagram @susiewoosie12Recorded by Matt Mountford-Lister for Storm Productions Group live at the Bristol Hippodrome.Edited by Ben Williams for Plosive.Artwork by Paul Gilbey (photography and design).Follow Off Menu on Twitter and Instagram: @offmenuofficial.And go to our website www.offmenupodcast.co.uk for a list of restaurants recommended on the show.Watch Ed and James's YouTube series 'Just Puddings'. Watch here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, it's Ed Gamble here from the Off Menu podcast that you're listening to right now. I'm here to tell you that I am on tour. UK and Ireland tour, Hot Diggity Dog is the name of the show. It's starting on March the 12th, going all over to lots of places. Go to edgamble.co.uk to buy tickets for what I believe is a very funny show. We'll have a nice time. See you there. Bye. Thank you, James. See you there, bye birth of a female writer. You can listen to the various episodes and their authors on your preferred streaming platforms. ["Saturdays"]

Well, it's Saturday. That means it's time to hear another show from the off menu. Bonus live tour. This was recorded in Bristol. It was the first night of our residency at the Bristol Hippodrome. Yes, first is to 11th of October, 2023. There'll be callbacks to the first half. Don't worry about that. Secretth of October, 2023. There'll be callbacks to the first half. Don't worry about that. Secret ingredient was chicken sandwich paste, but most importantly, our special guest was the amazing Susan Wukoma. The first of three, like, when we were doing this tour,

a series of Taskmaster was on, the Susan was on, and we got three people from that series on the tour. And what a joy that was. What a joy that was because it was in real time people being excited to see them while they were concurrently watching Taskmaster. It was an honor. It was a true honor and this is a fantastic episode with Susan. Let's just play it.

You're going to love it. Here we go. Susan McCombum in Bristol. Welcome to the Off Menu Podcast, taking the potatoes of humour, boiling them in the water of the internet, grabbing the masher of friendship, mashing it three times going, well that looks lumpy and tasteless, and then getting that magical, gloopy frozen stuff instead, and that looks lumpy and tasteless. And then getting that magical gloopy frozen stuff instead and that's the podcast. That is Ed Gamble. My name is James A. Casper. Together we own a dream restaurant and every

week we ask the guests their favourite ever, start a main course, side dish, dessert and drink, not in that order. And literally... It's on your T-shirt. It's on your fucking T-shirt. This week, our guest is... ..Susan Watoma! CHEERING Very, very excited to have Susan on the podcast. She is a wonderful actor.

She's currently on the current season of Taskmaster. Very excited. And being absolutely brilliant on it as well. So we're looking forward to chatting to her. We already know what the secret ingredient is. Yes. Keep that in mind. Keep that in mind. If it comes up on her menu, I will be surprised. Shocked.

Shall we crack on, James? Yes. Without further ado, this is the off-menu menu of... ..Suzanne Watoma! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE There we are. Welcome, Susan. Thank you for having me. Oh, my God, it's so many of you. Can I just say I've never seen James A. Casta do an air kiss before To be honest, I sort of forced you. Yes, that was pure force. I nailed it though

Well, I'll talk you through what he what he actually did and with an air kiss It's traditional to make a kissing because you know it's part air kiss. Yeah, James didn't do that. He just went yeah That's how I kissed, though. LAUGHTER I thought so. I thought so. Just step behind the eyes. Yeah. No puckering. LAUGHTER

I can vouch for that. And now I can. Thank you. Welcome to the Dream Restaurant, Susan.. Thank you very excited to have you here Now James. Yeah, thank you. There's some members. The sat down straight away. This is the main reason why I suggest to this Yes, okay. Do I look away? What do I do? Yeah, exciting I mean feel free and we can either get the audience to rub the lamp with their minds Oh, or if you would if you would like to rub the get up and rub the lamp that's also welcomed

Okay, could we do a hybrid of both? Do you mean so I've rub and then everyone uses their eyes as well to get extra? Yes, absolutely. We can do a hybrid for extra rubbish. Yes Okay, here we go. I'm gonna rub here. So everyone rubbing with their eyes. Okay, let's go Welcome Susan Wakai, a virtual dream restaurant. We've been expecting you for some time He's not jumped that far across the stage yet. That was lecker. That was good, right? Yeah, that was good.

That was athletic. My confidence was up for the air kissing I did earlier. It'll do that. Give you confidence, that was magical. Is this your first genie that you've met? Yes, it is the very first genie. You haven't disappointed. Thank you.

You don't have a wispy beard. No, no. You don't. But that's all right. I was told you didn't like that. I normally have a wispy beard. Why are you getting all this information? It's correct. Well, Susan sent quite a long list of demands when we booked her. I did not. No, I didn't.

OK, all I'm saying is, Susan, we're doing 15 tour dates. It's 15 different guests, and you're the only one one who specifically asked for Prosecco on their ride. Okay Now they like it so you're in a tricky position No, now do I deny this fact or do I embrace it? Thank you Bristol. Yes, I did ask Thank you very much. Yeah, I did. Yeah, dam rai. And you know what? I've got a glass right now. Cheers Bristol. Down in one, down in one. I'm really confident about that now. Thank you. I did ask for a bottle. Yeah, I did. Yeah. It's because we went to your people and said, would Susan like anything specific on her rider, Mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod sydd wedi'i gweithio'r cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod. Mae'n gweithio i gael, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio i gael y cyfnod, ac mae'n gweithio I just went tea, question mark, fruit, question mark, Prosecco, question mark, and I know that she sent

all those three things without the question mark. As in like, these are the things that she must have, and then you've ribbed me about it for the last couple of hours, so. All day. All day. All day, but no, I'm very proud. But you brought us a glass of your Prosecco

before the show started. I knew you weren't gonna drink it though. We drank it. Did you? Yeah, we drank it and then sat there for 10 minutes going, that was a fucking terrible idea. Rwyf wedi bod yn gwneud y prosesco yn ystod yn y gweithio. Rwyf wedi bod yn ymweld i'n gweithio. Rwyf wedi gweithio. Rwyf wedi gweithio. Rwyf wedi gweithio, ac yn ystod yn ystod yn 10 munud, mae'n dweud yn ymweld i'n gweithio. Rwyf wedi gweithio. Rwyf wedi gweithio.

Rwyf wedi gweithio. Rwyf wedi gweithio. Rwyf wedi gweithio'n gweithio, Susan? Rwyf wedi gweithio'n gweithio. Rwyf wedi gweithio'n gweithio. Only so much that I love food. I love going to restaurants. If I could, I would dress up with a laced visor. Like they do at funerals with a feather boa, with loads of rings from all my dead husbands, and sit in a corner of a fancy restaurant and eat and dine.

Like that's how I'm a foodie. But me, I thought about it. I thought about it too much. You'd be amazed how often we get that answer. Yeah. But I just love the drama of eating out. Like, you know, I really take my time with it. But in terms of me cooking, no, thank you.

That's not what I do. I guess I'd like to know how many dead husbands want the names of the guy. How many dead husbands we're talking? I think by that, if you're going to dine on your own in that kind of extravagant way, you need at least four, I think. You need four. And one of them you've had to divorce and remarry.

Yes. And then you've earned it. Then you've earned dining out on your own. That's spanky. Yeah. So you divorce them, remarry them. This isn't true, by the way. Oh, just so you know.

No, these are just your plans, apparently. This isn't true, by the way. You're old. Just so you know. No, these are just your plans, apparently. This is my plans. These are my future plans. Did they die in suspicious circumstances, would you say? Two of them did. You've got to balance it out. Two of them who were very old, so everyone saw it coming.

And then two of them is like, you know. But one's my age, and then one's like a toy boy. But like not too tall, I am very young 35. But yeah, and then one's like, yeah, suspicious off a boat or something. I like the way you're trying to like pretend like you're making that up on the spot then. You're like, I don't know, just like off a boat

or something like that. Yeah, Atlantic Ocean. Yeah, I thought about it a lot. Yeah, a lot. Well, we always start with still or sparkling water. Do you have a preference? I do. And it has to be sparkling water.

Ooh. Right? Hot blood and Bristol. Ooh. Oh my God, are we going to start fight Bristol? Yes. The sparkling people very quickly got on board. Yeah.

And then the still people went, hang on, we need to add our voices. Yeah. Everyone realised it was too much on sparkling. But my thinking behind that is I can't, the idea of parting with money for still water which you can get from a tap is weird. But sparkling water, I remember the first time I got offered sparkling water at like a, I don't know, it probably was at like a wagon mummours or something. And I was like, oh, that's quite posh, isn't it? It's like sexy water. I was like, I will part with money

for that, but if it's still water, you just get tap water. That's my thinking behind it. How did the veil and all the rings go down in Wagamama? Do you have to share a table with a bunch of strangers? Do you have to share a table with a bunch of strangers? That's the thing with Wagamama, you can't get your own table. It was like a row of school kids, just me mourning my husbands at 19. Hello children. A family trying to have a meal, you're there. He was pushed off a boat.

I wasn't there, I didn't see what happened. You're bang bang cauliflower. Try to hold the chopsticks, you've got two big rings on. Clang, clang, clang, clang, clang. So you want sparkling water, do you want anything in it? Maybe a slice of lemon. A little slice of lemon bobbing around in that tumbler. Slice, not a wedge. No, not a wedge, why a wedge? Hey, some people like wedges. Sliced not a wedge. What? Oh no, not a wedge.

Why a wedge? Hey, some people like wedges. I don't like a wedge. They can squeeze them and get a bit more juice. No, no, the thing is with, for me, the thing is with like a slice of lime or lemon, it's purely decorative. Come on, let's be honest.

If you're squeezing it out like a monster, and get it all over your fingers, then what do you do? You sort of lick it off and you put it on the napkin. Weird, it's purely decorative. It's bobbing around, it looks lovely. It makes you look a bit posh. It's fine. Yeah, and then what do you do? You sort of lick it off and you put it on the nap kit. Weird, it's purely decorative, it's bobbin' around, it looks lovely, it makes you look a bit posh, it's fine, yeah, that's what we're doing. Well, we can give you a lemon finger bowl if you want.

Some people like a lemon finger bowl. That was on my rider and you didn't have any. You're dressing room. Lovely idea with that. Squeezing a lemon, I've got water and lemon on my fingers. Excuse me. Can I have a finger bowl, please? A lemon and water, please.

Thank you. Ah! LAUGHTER Excuse me. LAUGHTER You, the one who did the doodle on my tablecloth. LAUGHTER I think you've got something on. Excuse me, all my rings have fallen off. We've lost them in there. Doodle on my tablecloth. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's what he's screamed as he fell into the water. Hello, Mama!

Hello! Come on, come on, come on! Pop that goblet! Pop that goblet! Pop that goblet! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yeah. Oh, pups! I thought I was going to be so ready for that.

Jesus, you're good. First jump of the tour, to be fair, so far. Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That could have put shit in me up! Oh my God! You were riding high on I Love Lemons! I know! Nothing from Matthew Bainton last night, he didn't move an inch. But that guy's a ghost, he's used to scares.

You can't scare a ghost man. Oh my God. Well, I'll answer it now. Bread. Bread. Bread, I'll answer it now. Bread. Bread. Bread bread bread. Bread bread bread. Bread bread bread.

Bread bread bread. Warm, warm, soft bread. We don't want anything too hard. And also you need really like creamy, like almost melted butter on it. You don't want to be shagging around like trying to warm it up. You know what you do when you shag around trying to... I do know what you mean, what you're going for. I've just never heard that used in that context. Yeah, you know when you're shagging, like when you're trying to achieve achieve some things you just putting it around trying to Achieve your soft butter. I know I hate I hate that you're realizing this in front of an audience of 2,000 people

But I think you've been using that term Lot of people gonna have different opinions of you over the years. Sorry. I was like I was shagging around at the airport. LAUGHTER So, the bag is shagging around. Customs shagging around. Is that the GP shagging around? Oh, my God. Yeah, yes. A lot of things are going through my mind right now. A lot of conversations. But, yes, I love creamy butter. Mae'r ddweud yn ymddi'r mynd. Mae'r ddweud yn ymddi'r ddweud.

Ond yna, mae'r ddweud yn ymddi'r ddweud. Mae'n ddweud yn ymddi'r ddweud. Mae'r ddweud yn ymddi'r ddweud. Mae'r ddweud yn ymddi'r ddweud. Mae'r ddweud yn ymddi'r ddweud. Mae'r ddweud yn ymddi'r ddweud. Mae'r ddweud yn ymddi'r ddweud. Mae'r ddweud yn ymddi'r ddweud.

Mae'r ddweud yn ymddi'r ddweud. Mae'r ddweud yn ymddi'r ddweud. Mae'r ddweud yn ymddi'r ddweud. Mae'r ddweud yn ymddi'r ddweud. And there's a variety of different breads rather than just like this is the only bread, dip it in that oil, fuck off. Like I love the surprise, I go, oh that's quite nice. And I love what I really love. As a starter it is like just fruit breads, like bit raisins in it, just to mix it a bit. How do we feel? What? Controversial.

Oh my God. I will shag every one of you! LAUGHTER Outside, get off now! Yeah, I was like, what the hell? Like, no, I'm sticking with that. I said, here, I'm going to die on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You've got to stick by what you believe, but yeah, not popular here in Bristol.

Not popular. Like the fruit bread here in Bristol. No, just a little bit. Not like, I'm fruit bread here in Bristol. No, just a little bit. Not like, I'm not talking excessive amount of raisins, just a little bit. Dot it around to mix that. I like those breads. I do like the raisin breads. Yeah, yeah.

I know what you mean. And also, if it's part of a selection, so it is small little bit, so it is more wedge, there we go. We've got the wedges back on side. Back on, I like them now. Will you toast it though? With raisin bread, I are likely to be toasted.

No, not if you're about to have like three courses. No. Have I lost you? Why is toasting an issue if you're about to have three courses? I don't know. It makes it denser. You're about to have

three courses and then someone gives you toast, essentially. Do you know what I mean? denser. You're about to have, now hang on, you're about to have three courses and this one gives you toast, essentially. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Don't you think that toast is dense? It's just me. Oh my god, I'm realising a lot. I guess, but this one gives you bread, it's the same, isn't it? Yeah. Nah, but if it's a little, nah, because if you hold a loaf, if you hold not loaf, if you hold a slice of bread and then you hold a slice of toast, do this when you get home.

The toast is heavier. Are you, is this another problem with your vocabulary here? No, it isn't. Have you been mistaking the word heavier for the word hotter and getting the... No, go home and try it. Slice of bread, untoasted, toasted.

That toasted one is heavier. It's going to be late by the time the show's finished. I can't go home and start shagging the toaster. Also, you know, I think we'll free episodes into the latest series of Taskmaster. I feel bad that this audience already know who's not going to win. It's a hell I'm gonna die on and also like if you've watched the first three you know I'm not gonna win. The toast is heavier than bread.

Yes, that's what we've learnt from this discussion. So on this bread assortment you've got though, you want some raisin bread? Yes. And... You all have sourdough, one's bad about sourdough, but I'm not really scratchy in your mouth. It's a bit like... Like, not...

Yeah, like... Yeah, you're making me doubt everything I said. No, it's just, I can feel the audience. You said fruit bread and they're like, OK. Yeah. And then you said, I don't like sourdough, and I think people left. I know.

Oh, yeah, because everyone was doing... I was about to use another word out of term. Oh, God. Because everyone was doing that at lockdown, innit? Like making sourdough. I wasn't... No, no, no. What did you do during lockdown? What was I doing in lockdown?

Um, crying. LAUGHTER Surviving. Watched a lot of normal people again and again. I don't know. To see a naked man and the art and the art. I found loads of websites with naked men on it. Other? Yeah, I had to watch normal people.

Oh, who frequented them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, but sometimes you want to see them in kind of like, not in... You don't want to see like the actual... Yeah. Okay. I know, but sometimes you want to see them in kind of like, not in... You don't want to see like the actual... Yeah. Okay, you know what I mean? You don't want to see like the actual...

You just want to see like the suggestion of it. Yeah. Ah, fuck. Literally. Yeah. Yeah. Because there was lockdowns, you couldn't, you know, go and hang around the M&S changing rooms. First place to see a suggestion.

It's the suggestion. I'm only here for the suggestion, relax. Not on a peek behind the curtain. Not a monster. Do you shine your phone torch from behind it so I can see it on the curtain? Oh, Mr. Mescal. So you got sourdough, you got raisin bread.

Yeah, and just like some seeded, you know, when it's like loads of seed, like... Oh, yeah, I like those. Do you? I like bread. Yeah, and just like some seeded, you know when it's like loads of seed like Oh, yeah, I do you I like it. No, no, no No, well, you know a bit of fluff just fell down from the ceiling nearly went in your glass That was the most dramatic thing that's ever happened in the podcast That that would have ruined that for a second. I know we would have got a very angry email How would a drink I would have drank that, I would have downed that. Good on you, sorry. And so, like, heavily seeded bread, I'm not a fan of, because once I had, I was in May

Deveille, and I don't know why May Deveille is specific. I just don't like May Deveille after this, but I got some seeded bread with something on it. I think I had, like, salmon on it, and I bit it, and it cracked my tooth. And it's the first, like, filling I ever had to have at the age of 28. I absolutely smashed it until then. ac rhan o'r rhan o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwy, ac mae'n ddweud o' The guy said the week before he'd been looking at my mouth and he was dentist He was just looking at the outline of your lips He's new dentists, yeah, he's my new dentist and sure and he was like I think we're gonna have to give you a fill in which is a shame because at the minute you've got what we call a virgin mouth Okay..y'r llwyddoedd yn ymddi, ond mae'n gweithio'r llwyddoedd yn ymddangos. Rwy'n meddwl.

Rwy'n meddwl y gallwn y dynodd? Gwyddoedd yn y dynodd? Gyddoedd y dynodd? Mae'n ddynodd. Gyddoedd yn y dynodd? Y dynodd? of it. Yeah, where was in the in a surgery in a dent? Yes, a dental surgery. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I was laying on the chair. Virgin mouth. That's what we call this. You got a virgin mouth. Gorgeous. That's so lovely. Yeah. They said, so I've got to deflower it. I've got to give it a feeling We really nervous before the before the feeling yes, I was did you ask me if it was gonna

Yes, this feels suddenly really sensual to be sat in the middle of this. He had to ask my father's permission. But it is like when you've never had one before, it is a kind of big deal, isn't it? So I was just rummetaging around in your mouth. Yeah, you just feel a little bit like, oh. It's a bit tuggy and, yeah. Just in case you're wondering, I was 11 when I lost my mouth virginity. Fuck.

I'm a little mature faster than ever, so it's cool. Good on ya. Let's get into your menu, promise, is ya? Yeah. Your dream starter. My dream starter. I feel a little bit hysterical. My dream starter would be, okay, I feel like I automatically,

I'm going to lose you Bristol, but don't worry, I'll see you outside for a shack. So it is oysters. All right, I love oysters. CHEERING All right, I love oysters. I love rock oysters, because you can get them throughout the year. I like nice and big, meaty. Why does it all sound dirty?

But I like an oyster that you can really chew on. Like, it's like a good bit of meat. What? What is that? Don't look at him. As soon as you say, why does everything sound dirty? And then you look me right in the eye and go, I like one, I can chew on. Yeah. You pitched that at the wrong guy. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. We were going right over my head if you said that. I thought you'd dead in the eye. I'm so sorry. But no, I love oysters. But the thing is,

when I order oysters, what I hate is like, when I'm out with a friend, I never order the amount of oysters that I actually want. So the polite amount is like three oysters or two oysters. I want six, I want seven, I want eight, because I'm a pig, right? So I'll be like, yes, thank you. So I'll be out with a mate and I'll be like, oh, how many oysters do you want?

And I'll go six. And then my friend'll be like, oh, how many oysters do you want? And I'll go six. And then my friend will be like, yeah, three and three. And the rage I feel under my skin, I'm just like, pick your fucking own. So my dream starter would be oysters, but as many as I eff in want. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Meaty, juicy oysters.

That's me looking dead in the eye. That would be my... What's the collective noun for a group of oysters? Oyster? Yeah, it's like a murder of crows and a gaggle of geese and stuff. Does anyone know? A crew? A crew of oysters.

Can anyone Google it? A cloister of oysters. Please let it be a cloister of oysters? Is it getting on Google? A cloister of oysters? A cloister of oysters! Please let it be a cloister of oysters! A cloister of oysters! A cloister of oysters! Do they hang out together though? Oh there you go, a bed. A bed of oysters. A bed of oysters!

Nothing cloisters better. I think we'll go with cloisters. A bed of oysters. That makes sense because they're an aphrodisiac. So like a bed. Yeah. A bed of oysters. Hello.

You know. Oh that would explain. Just a little bit. I think we'll go with cloisters. I think we'll go with cloisters. I think we'll go with cloisters. That's quite nice. But that makes sense because they're an aphrodisiac. So like a bed. Yeah. A bed of oysters.

Hello. You know. Oh, that would expect... Just as I was going under the anesthetic, I saw the dentist. Shucked in some oysters. I just drifted away. Into that virgin mouth. Yeah, it was doing the shallots and everything. Yeah.

Opening them with one of his drills. Yeah. Watching some other braver man speed away, just because. I'll be talking the shallots with the vinegar or the... Tobasco, what do you have on it? A bit of vinegar, but lots of Tobasco. I am a saucy. I love a sauce.

Yeah. I love... So, I am... Yes, thank you. Tabasco, lots and lots of Tabasco, not too much vinegar. I don't wanna sort of play, I don't wanna play with the pH balance of the oyster. Yeah.

I don't think I've said it now. That's what I meant. So yeah, loads of Tabasco, little bit of vinegar, shook it down it. Lemon? Yeah, a little bit, little spritz. A wedge is allowed now. Now we're bringing in the wedges.

Now we're bringing in the wedges. Wedges are in play now. Yeah, they're in play now. They've been tagged in. Do you want them presented on a bed of crushed ice? Yeah, now this. Yes. Cos I do, like I said, I like the drama of eating out.

And crushed ice, that's very dramatic. But then sometimes I just fucking just bring them to me. Do you know what I mean when they're just... And then it's icy. And then I'm like, I don't need... I just want it in my mouth. Anyway. I'm impatient. What would be the quickest way for you? Then what would you want them to be presented on? I would want it to be presented by somebody just shucking them straight into my mouth.

What if we presented them on like a ruler? So we shucked them for you. We put the oysters on the ruler. We put them out into a basket one and you can just... And then they all go down... On a ruler? Yeah, like a school ruler. And then they just all slide down in a queue.

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And the mark on my arm I said he'd ever kids tell Joe people to hit people with his bendy ruler. They're not gonna be his friend The least cool kid of all time no wonder you had a virgin mouth To say that is so me as a kid Go and tell go and tell Sarah That I'm not gonna be her friend because she was mean to. And I won't be her friend until 12 o'clock. But then after 12 o'clock, I will resume being her friend. Please tell her now.

Idiot. Like, it's all this world. Great. The kid delivering the message. Now I'm in a great day. They're going to be lovely. The kid delivering the message is like, brilliant. I get to be amongst all the drama,

but I've none of the actual, no one's pissed off with me. So do you want the oysters on a ruler? I can't say no to whatever the fuck that, yeah, let's do it. Oh, no, you suggested someone comes over and is shucking them just straight into your mouth, just... That would be ideal, but I'm not a monster as well, so like, no, I'll have it on the ruler. You should be a monster. I don't want to be impolite, so I will have them off a 30cm shutterproof ruler. ond rwy'n gwybod, ond rwy'n gwybod. Mae'n gwybod, ond rwy'n gwybod. Mae'n gwybod. Mae'n gwybod, ond rwy'n gwybod, ond rwy'n gwybod. Mae'n gwybod, ond rwy'n gwybod.

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Fflawn. Fflawn. Fflawn. Fflawn. Fflawn. Fflawn. who's like serving it up looks so fucking over it. They don't give a shit. We're like, oh, we're exciting. It's like fire and fire. They plate it up. And honestly, it was so good I actually cried.

I've got video footage of me crying. And I ordered three plates. And it was so truffle pasta. Just truffle pasta is like my dream main. I love a cheesy pasta strong smelling pasta Sounds amazing. So there is that but my other main is Wait, who's flip that bias? I've got loads of questions about the first thing. Okay, go on then. Yeah, tell me everything about the breakup first of all

How's Claudia doing now? Yeah, and also, when she said, honestly, eat this, you'll cry. What's she saying about a lot of things at that point? First, I had that yesterday and I cried. Yeah, sit down in this chair, you'll cry. Wait till you see this pigeon, you're gonna cry. No, she's alright, she's doing really well now. But I was like over a year ago, we're good, we're past it. And she was being honest about it, being that good, you'll cry.

Because I wasn't going through a breakup, I was fine. So she was like, all you're gonna cry, I was like, I like you guys. I was like, sure. Sure, Claudia. Sure, I'll cry with you if that's what you need. And then it was like, I will do that, I will squeeze one out and then I ate it and Learn to use phrases me Every phrase

Every phrase is wrong Thought you have been comforting she was absolutely baffled by that That's what you need mate. I will squeeze one out for you. Anytime you're gonna beat one off. I'll do it I mean I'll squeeze a tear Yes, doesn't anyone else use that like no, do you know why we use it? It means I'm going to take a shit, that's what it means. No, I don't use that all the time. Yeah.

No, you've done a squeak like, you know, I'm really sad, so you're like squeezing one out. Yeah, that's what I look like. So I did a shit in this restaurant andr truffle was amlwg. Mae'n gwybod. Felly, mae'n gwybod. Rydyn ni'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod. Rydyn ni'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, o'r gwybod. Rydyn ni'n gwybod. Rydyn ni'n gwybod.

Rydyn ni'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n g you out. We might be able to help you here with a loophole But go for it. Okay, it's in like you're gonna help me decide. Well, here's the thing yesterday Yeah, and on another episode of the podcast Yeah, people have employed a little hack and had a pasta course before their main course So if this next one is not a pasta course you can have both You can have a pasta course and then you can have a main course It's not oh, you let me have both you never passed a course and then you can have a main course I didn't expect that both so and because that's something so good about pasta course. Yeah, I want you to have it Okay, this is it should I do it? I'll squeeze another one out

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"'Suse, why don't you cook me one of your...' That's how he talks. Go on. "'Why don't you cook me one of your home dishes from Nigeria?' I've said I don't fucking like cooking, like eating. I like food being prepared to me, wearing a feather boa and a visor. Anyway, so... He sounds like a great guy by the way.

Yeah, awful. Absolutely awful, man. What did you cook me one of your home breakfasts from Nigeria? What did you cook me one of your funny little spicy things? That's the vibe I got. Yeah, yeah, that's the vibe I get for this temperature-dwells bubble. Mae'r gwahodd. Mae'r gwahodd. Mae'r gwahodd. Mae'r gwahodd. Mae'r gwahodd.

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Yn ymwneud, rwy'n cael ei wneud. Mae'r ochrau yn fwy o'r cyffredinol. Mae'r cyffredinol yn fwy o'r cyffredinol. Mae'r cyffredinol yn ymwneud. Mae'r cyffredinol yn ymwneud. Mae'r cyffredinol yn ymwneud. Mae'r cyffredinol yn ymwneud. Mae'r cyffredinol yn ymwneud.

Mae'r cyffredinol yn ymwneud. anything like you said. Um, so I failed there. Fucking hate this stuff. Um, I think you remember you saying something about stringiness. What is this? I wouldn't call this a main event, Susan. Have you had shepherd's pie? Oh, god. Oh, god, awful. Um, yeah, he was a prick.

Anyway, and, um, no, he wasn't. He was a little bit. And then, so the second steak I made was that you're only meant to use Scotch bonnets. You're only meant to use a couple. Oh no. Someone's about to get their comeuppance. I love it. Good on you, Susan. How many did you put in? I don't think this is going to go go all the guy from Tumbridge Wells I have a nice big spoonful to begin with Down the hatch pop the wire! Infra-peddy, Infra-ban!

Fuck weed and contract! I'm laughing because you're not far off. Oh my God. You're right. What was I doing? So you're only meant to use two. And I used seven. Oh my God. I used fucking seven.

And my spice tolerance is high, but even I was sweating from my eyebrows. I was sweating from like creases in my neck. I was like, shit, under my tear. I was like, wow. This guy was pink. He was pink and red. And he was like, wow, this guy was pink. He was pink and red. And he was like, psh, psh, psh.

He fucking killed him. Oh my God, it was funny in retrospect. Made him pink and red. Man, this fucking person killed him. He was so pink. Well, that's good. You can see what he's going to look like when he's 40, at least. Oh my God. Mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n gwybod, mae'n thinking about is our steam coming out of his ears. Also, we've stumbled into a bit of a trap here where Ed and I establish a running joke

where you can do it infinite times and all you need to do is do a different phrase before he eats it each time and it's going to make us laugh. So I've got infrapenny, infrapound and for Queen and Country in my head. And if it wasn't for the fact we're on a time limit, that would have carried on for half an hour. That would have been half an hour. I could so feel you were gonna keep going. Yeah, it would have been.

Oh, God, I would have loved it, but yeah, Queen and Country. Well, those are great. Those are great. Thank you. I think Pastor Kors that made you cry. Yes. Followed by a main course that made him cry. It's great. Your dream side dish. Felly, mae'r cyfnod yw'r cyfnod yw'r cyfnod hynny. Mae'n cyfnod. Mae'r cyfnod yw'r cyfnod yw'r cyfnod. Mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, mae'n cyfnod, I brought up in Peckham where there was a lot of other Nigerian West African people. But I was trying to think, okay, what is like... Nerfent, the blandest, most British side dish I can have.

So, I had another boyfriend. I've had a few. Here we go. Next from the chopping block, step up. I had another one. Next from the chopping block, step up. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm like, good memories, some good times. But this one, I'm like, could have done without that. Scratch that fucking out. However, after a breakup, I tend to go, OK, what am I going to leave with? What's like one thing that I take with me?

Can I just check? Are you speaking of Susan now? Are you the character with the husband? This is me. I'm going to be her. That's in about, that was about five fucking minutes. I'm going to be her. But no, so he was a bitch. Mae'n gwybod i'r bwysig. Mae'n gwybod i'n 5 o'ch ffordd. Mae'n gwybod i'n 5 o'ch ffordd. Mae'n gwybod i'n 5 o'ch ffordd. Mae'n gwybod i'n 5 o'ch ffordd. Mae'n gwybod i'n 5 o'ch ffordd.

Mae'n gwybod i'n 5 o'ch ffordd. Mae'n gwybod i'n 5 o'ch ffordd. Mae'n gwybod i'n 5 o'ch ffordd. Mae'n gwybod i'n 5 o'ch ffordd. Mae'n gwybod i'n 5 o'ch ffordd. Mae'n gwybod i'n 5 o'ch ffordd. Mae'n gwybod i'n 5 o'ch ffordd. Mae'n gwybod i'n 5 o'ch ffordd. Mae'n gwybod i'n 5 oweud o'r llwyddoedd, mae'n ddweud o'r llwyddoedd, mae'n ddweud o'r llwyddoedd. Felly mae'n ddweud. Mae'n ddweud o'r llwyddoedd.

Mae'n ddweud o'r llwyddoedd, ac mae'n ddweud o'r llwyddoedd. Mae'n ddweud o'r llwyddoedd, mae'n ddweud o'r llwyddoedd. Mae'n ddweud o'r llwyddoedd, mae'n ddweud o'r llwyddoedd, mae'n ddweud o'r llwyddoedd. Mae'n ddweud o'r llwyddoedd, mae'n ddweud o'r llwyddoedd. Felly mae'n ddweud o'r llwyddoedd, mae'n ddweud o'r llwyddoedd. Mae'n ddweud o'r llwyddoedd, mae'n ddweud o'r llwyddoedd. I was like, I'm just going to get some crackers. A ddyn ni'n gwaith cetch ar. Yn ystod, rwy'n meddwl. A ddyn ni'n gweithio'n chees. Rwy'n meddwl, rwy'n meddwl i'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n g ystod y byddai? Mae'n ddweud, mae'n ddweud y cwmwysgol.

Ac rwy'n ddweud y cyfrwyr o'r ddweud. Mae'n ddweud, rwy'n ddweud, rwy'n ddweud. Mae'n ddweud, rwy'n ddweud. Ac rwy'n ddweud, rwy'n ddweud. Yn ymlaen, mae'n ddweud. Mae'n ddweud. Yn ymlaen, mae'n ddweud. Mae'n ddweud, rwy'n ddweud. Mae'n ddweud, rwy'n ddweud. Mae'n ddweud, rwy'n ddweud. So crackers, Jacob's crackers, size of cheddar, just a couple of sizes.

Ketchup, bishbosh, put it in your mouth. Gorgeous. That would be my side dish. Your dream side dish. Oh, I love this sound. You lot are amazing. You lot want to beat me up and I love it. Your dream side dish is crackers, cheddar and ketchup that was shown to you by, and I quote, a proper bitch. Yeah.

Yeah. You said you didn't take anything from this relationship. No, but that was the one thing I took. The one thing. That was the only thing I took. I mean, it's awful, Susan. Yes, it is awful. And he likes cheeseboards.

Yeah, I know. Yeah, yeah. And he hates the, so like, I'm the last person who's now gonna back you up on it because I hate cheeseboards, so obviously I hate that. Yeah, of course. No, that's all right. Ac rwy'n gweithio... Rwy'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gwe Oh, he was in his 50s as well. I know, don't you think he's a bitch? Hang on. What? Suddenly, I don't even give a shit about food anymore.

No. You were going out with a guy in his 50s, he was like, let me show you my favourite, Matt. Now you get the pillow thing. I was like, jeez. you my favorite, that's what I'm talking about. Now you get the pillow thing. I was like, geez. Try that, Susan. Try that, but you'll have to be quiet, otherwise you'll wake mother.

Ah! No! Again, you're not far off. You bought a girl home! Go to bed, mother! You've been enough beer for a nightmare making Barry Lee Lunchables. Mother, Mary, making burrily lunchables. Mother, please, I'm a man now. I sleep in the big bed.

Again, not long, you're not far off. Wow. You're not far off. This guy. I've suffered. Wait till you see this is gonna blow your mind. Catch up. My many years on this planet, Susan, learned many a thing.

You probably haven't encountered this before. I'll let you see how I make it, but don't tell anyone. It's a family secret. Even your hats, Susan. A Jacobs cream cracker. The weakest cheddar imaginable. A suggestion of ketchup. And here's the twist. A second Jacobs cream cracker.

You must remember, we used to love this when we were children because when I was born, we were still in the back end of rationing. Oh Christ. Bring me a doll there! Are you talking about the rationing again? I hope you haven't eaten all the crackers. Mother. Please.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Are you talking about the rationing again? I hope you haven't eaten all the crackers.

Mother, please. You've been in my nice cheese? Don't you be eating my nice cheese again? I'll come down there and give you hell. Oh, box your ears! Oh my god That made that made every second of that year with that guy worth it. Thank you so much. Fuck it Oh, okay, we should probably move on to the next boy Mae'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio'r gweithio. Ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'n ddwy'nco. Mae'n ddod. Mae'n ddod, mae'n ddod. Mae'n ddod i'n ddod!

Felly, mae'n ddod priseco. Ond mae'n ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod. Mae'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r ddod i'r d Okay. Now, again, I don't think you're using that phrase right. That is a UK garage singer. Yeah, there's a drink called a Craig. Who knows what a Craig David is? Go, wait. It's a real drink. right, so what it is. Was it the same guy who taught you that one?

No, no, this was me. This is my favorite late night drink, Susan. You take Robinson's orange scone and you top it up with cold water. He making Craig David's down there. I'm trying to get you to sleep. Mother, I'm making get your sleep. Mama, I'm gonna crack David. Make me a crack David while you're making the man to sleep.

I'm gonna make a crack David. You make me one. Take a far, I can't choose days. No, mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. So the Craig David tell me what's the flavor He did it, he did it, amazing. Best in the biz, best in the biz.

That was, that, oh, God you're good at this. Well done. Best in the biz. Bloody hell. Okay, so the fact that I enjoyed that immensely. Yeah, that was great. Thank you for having me. That's such a good time. So, a Craig David is a shot of tequila, and then you have a chaser of orange juice, no blasphemous, pineapple juice.

So you do gulp, chaser, done. That's Craig David. I don't know why it's, I know you're about to ask me, I know you're about to ask me James, I don't know why it's called a Craig David. But someone told me on New Year's Eve, which is my birthday Whoop whoop they were like do you want to drink? I was like yes, please and I'm gonna get you a Craig David And I was like what is that and they were said tequila. I love tequila pineapple juice love it like down that at that And it was lovely. Wow. Yeah, I mean, I don't want to know what I know you said you don't know

I don't know I don't think there is a't know. I don't think there is a definitive reason. I was expecting when you started lining up shots, I was like there's going to be seven of them. No, but just one. That is a singular shot with Pineapple Juice. It's called a Craig David. So now what I've done, because I have decorum, is I've now sort of just changed it.

So I'll just have like a single or a double, depending on what I'm going through, or tequila. ac mae'n gwybod i'r ddweud. Mae'n ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud That's what I love it. Bonito, see if you can work out why Craig David's called a Craig David and put it up on your little screen. I think Google it, not work out in your head. I'm not putting a gas up on the fucking thing. I'd love that as well. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Have you ever met Craig David either of you?

No. Not met Craig David. Have you met him? No. I wish I had a story. Yeah. Really felt like you were setting us up for an anecdote there, because that's a pretty bold play if you don't have one ready to go. Yeah. I thought we'll work in the entertainment industry. I've never made it. We've got some information from beneath it. Apparently he likes it.

That's all I've got is what beneath it. That's all I've got. Apparently he likes it. Craig David likes to steal them and pineapple juice. Yn ymwneud, mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Yn ymwneud, mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad.

Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad.

Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. Mae'n gwybod yw'r bwyddiad. something to wake me up and fuck me up something like that yeah and they invented the espresso machine. Imagine going to a bar and get me something I ain't gonna wake me up but fuck me up. Get the fuck out of here. Bartender, get me something that's gonna wake me up but fuck me up. How dare you. Get out. That'd be the end of my career. Yeah. That would spread like wine to fire.

He came in, he said, I want somebody to wake me up and fuck me up. We barred him and kicked him out. Everyone thinks he's a really soft boy. Is someone named a drink, a cocktail, after you? Yeah. What would it be? Good question. That's a good question, right? Yeah. Oh, it'll be like probably be like It'll be something like shagging Susie or something or shag a Susie

Susan I said if someone named it Susan McKaymer someone named it Susan McCormick. What would the drink be? What would the drink be? You know how the Craig David cocktail is called Craig David? So someone said, I want a Susan McCormick. What would the cocktail not shagging Susie? Probably.

Thanks for the question James. I fully understood it and listened. Probably a shagging Susie. Thanks for the question, James. I fully understood it and listened. Probably a shagging Susie. Oh my God. No, the figures are all laughing, but I have to be me. I have to walk around like this. What would it be? What would it be in it? Yeah, well, I guess the Cory Davies one is just because he likes it. Yeah. So is there something that you've like, that isn't a traditional cocktail, but that you would go in an order Yn ymwneud, mae'n gweithio y Croy David yma, ond mae'n gweithio'n gweithio. Felly, mae'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio, ond mae'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio, ond mae'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gwybod i'r bar, ydych chi'n gwybod i'r bar, ydych chi'n gwybod i'r drin. Yn ymdweud ychydig yn y grwp o'r ffordd i'r ddweud.

Mae'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r bar a'r ddweud a'r ddweud a'r ddweud. Mae'n gwybod i'r ddweud. A dyna'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud a'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud. Felly, mae'n gwybod i'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud. Felly, mae'n ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud. Mae'n ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud. Mae'n ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r ddweud o'r pwysig yn ddweud. Felly mae'n ddweud o'r pwysig yn ddweud? Mae'n ddweud. Mae'n ddweud o'r pwysig yn ddweud.

Mae'n ddweud. Mae'n ddweud. Mae'n ddweud. Mae'n ddweud. Mae'n ddweud, Ed. Mae'n ddweud o'r pwysig yn ddweud, ac mae'n ddweud o'r pwysig yn ddweud. Mae'n ddweud o'r pwysig yn ddweud. Mae'n ddweud o'r pwysig yn ddweud. Mae'n ddweud o'r pwysig yn ddweud. On the first night of the tour, which was four nights ago, we had this conversation with Jamilia. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ed and I in Jimeera. Yes. Okay. We didn't know if that was just a myth. I think it's I mean

for you and I don't want to put you on the spot here but have volunteered yourself that it is true. Yeah, it's true. Cool. It's true. Bonita has just put on the screen. Don't make me google. Yeah, just because he doesn't want the tech team to see it just drop down and already pre-search. But with loads of different juices. Yeah, just the letter D drops down. Just pineapple juice. Yeah.

But you come taste like pineapple. Yeah. Does PGTips make you come taste like PGTips?y tips make you come taste like peachy? From the great Bonito, that's how we Google it. From the great Bonito every time. What do you Google it? We arrive at your dream dessert. Susan, it's been a great meal so far.

I feel like there's gonna be no cheeseboard here because you've already had Well, we've already had the finest cheese available for that So I think I can relax you can relax. We're not gonna mean the cheese. Thank you. Okay, so you have an option But I'm not gonna tell you what they are you're gonna choose. Wow This is like the Joker So There's two options. There's one that's So, there's two options. There's one that's quite basic, but I think that everyone will be like,

yeah, that's a good choice. Or there's one that's pretty odd. Which one would you like? The odd one, right? Definitely the odd one. The odd one. We want the odd one, right? Let's have a cheer.

A cheer. Cheer for the basic one. Cheer for the odd one. Odd one it is. You're not sure. All right. They wanted to do both but it depends which one we're going to hear first gonna the lady who walked out and came back once a year boy you've got opinions This one this one had a breather

She was halfway out the door and she just heard odd dessert. She was like I'm gonna get back in there So there's a there's a story behind this could I tell you the story yes, okay, so yna'r stori ar y cwylwch. Rwy'n cael ei ddweud. Rwy'n cael ei ddweud. Rwy'n cael ei ddweud. Rwy'n cael ei ddweud. Rwy'n cael ei ddweud. Rwy'n cael ei ddweud.

Rwy'n cael ei ddweud. Rwy'n cael ei ddweud. Rwy'n cael eu ddwe ni'r Mac Donald, ychydig yn ymwneud ymlaen, ac rydyn ni wedi'i, rydyn ni wedi'i 18, ac rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n rydyn ni'n crunchy, crunchy balls. Yeah. Crunchy, crunchy. Crunchy. Yeah, yeah. And so we were enjoying them and then this guy came up to us and he was like, what? No, this is true.

So there was this guy who came up to us and he was like, also I have to preface this. I've got a very round face and my mum said to me... I guess this is... I don't know, I'm really worried about this story. All these details of red flags, whatever's about to happen. No, my mum... Is this going to be the first time you met the guy in his 50s? No!

Wait, what? But, Flurry, huh? I have a favourite midnight snack. No, I've got a very round face and my mum warned me when I was little. But Flurry, huh? I have a favourite midnight snack. LAUGHTER I got a very round face, and my mum warned me when I was little. She was like, you have a very round face, so you have to be careful. And I was like, why? Wait, wait, wait! Don't worry, don't panic! It's okay, don't worry.

She said, you have a very round face. And I was like, yeah, mum, that came from you. And she was like, no, it just means that people will think you're friendly. Ac rwyf wedi bod yn ymwneud, a rwyf wedi bod yn ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud, ymwneud. A dyna! Rwyf wedi bod yn ymwneud,

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He's trying to be cool and saying, do you know what's really good with a McFlurry? He's like, any other voice that is not cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I went up to someone and went, do you know what's really good with a McFlurry? At night, they're going to fuck off. No, they wouldn't. That would be their dream,, James A cast a story. Yeah. That's your catch phrase. Sure, now.

Not back in the day when no one knew it wasn't Kettering, they'd get beaten up. Fucking hell. I'm sorry about that. That's okay. They'd all rub a rudder's out the back pocket. I'm dead. Not a lot of people talk to James and Ketterine though because he's got a very long face. That will put people on. Chill out mate, might never happen. How it does, it's all about lemon. Anyway, so I've got a round face, this guy comes over and he's like, you know what, Gawd's really well with my flowery. Why are you not stressed? It's funny, it funny, but it is stressful as well.

All right, okay. But the whole thing is, I don't know where it's headed. I can't imagine it. Stick with me, stick with me. So he's like, you know, go, go, go. Can we, let's just say we know that bit now. Yeah, no, no. I have to say the whole thing. Because also every time you start the story again,

you've reiterated that you've got a round face. So yeah, where was I? I've got a round face. I get my, I get my face. Keep that was I got a round face but get my get the round face in your head even though you can see it it's the full impression of the guy again I have to be me like this is but this is my problem so I like the pleasure. I like, I impression the guy though. Do keep the message. I'm gonna do it one more time. So he went, do you know what goes really well if I come up flurry?

And me and my sister were like, what? And he went, this. And he pulled. What? What? What? What? What are you doing?

No. What? What? Why? Why are you laughing? No! Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? Yeah, yeah, now I see. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know what his hit rate is on this chat-up line. Oh, God, yeah, now I can see why you're both really stressed. Yeah, and the way where you choose to lead pauses on this chat-up line. Oh God, yeah, now I can see why you're both really stressed. Yeah, and the way you choose to leave pauses in stories is wild. I'm that kind of person who, if I'm leaving like a long voice note for my mates, I'll stop it at Cliff Hangers. Wow.

To like go on to the next one, so I'll be, and then, next one. He said this, and then pulled out send I did do that and my friends would be like oh my god you're such a good storyteller but I can see how that's annoying so I'm gonna get to it so he we're not annoyed we're having a great time yeah so he pulled out a large portion of chips he dipped it in and then went, you're welcome. And walked away. Okay, so can I just clarify some details?

Get in there. Where did he pull the chips out from? He had like a bat, you know, like he just bought the chips. He had a bat, he had a bat. He got it out and went, boof. So he stuffed some of his own chips in the McFlurry. Into our Mc got it out and went both both so he stuffed some of his own chips into our McFlurry's and left them there and went you're welcome and walked away yeah then we looked at each other I mean he might be my hero I think that's incredible

then me and my little sister we looked at each other and it was like a film or a Louise moment. It was like, are we going to do this? Are we going to do this? Let's do it. And we got the chips, which is all dipped in McFlurry. We ate it and it was the most delicious thing ever tasted. So that would be my dessert. That's great.

I like that. I like it. It is great. Chip, chip shop chips. No McDonald's, McDonald's. It has to be McDonald's chips. McDonald's chips, yeah. McDonald's chips. Like that Chip-chop chips They start with like crack and sugar. Yeah, they're not normal and they're not good for you, but like together it's unbelievable It's unbelievable. Yeah, that's brilliant. That'd be my dessert. That's brilliant And what do you want the guys a certain tea in the dream restaurant?

Someone else brings the McFlurry and then he just walks in with his bag. Yeah Felly, mae'n gweithio'n gweithio i chi yn y ddweud ymlaen. Rwy'n meddwl, rwy'n meddwl yma, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi'n gweithio'n gweithio'n gweithio. Rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac rwy'n meddwl i chi, ac r I'm going to read your dream menu back to you now. See how you feel about it? Thank you. You would like spartan water with a slice of lemon. You would like warm, soft, and bread with creamy, almost melted butter. Sorry, I'm stifling a burp. Do you want to let it out? No, no, no. No, you've got to suffer. Stata, unlimited rock oysters with lots of Tabasco,

a bit of vinegar, and a wedge of lemon. Pasta, truffle pasta from Paoli in Florence. Main course, okra soup. Side dish, Jacobs crackers with sliced cheddar and ketchup. Made by the 50-year-old man in the lives of his mother. Drink a Craig David and dessert, a muck flurry with muck donald's chips. Yeah! The off-menu menu at Susan Wakoma. Susan Wakoma.

Thank you so much for coming. Thank you for coming. Cheers, guys. You've been absolutely amazing. Goodnight. Thank you. There we are. A great episode with Susan. Thank you, Susan. And afterwards in the bar, yes, us and Susan and the crew went for a drink. Yeah. And I sneakily went to the bar. I ordered everyone. Craig David. You ordered everyone and Craig David. Exactly. Quite big shots and big glasses I didn't expect it to be as big as it was. Yeah, what I didn't expect was you to bring all those shots back

Do your shot and then immediately go to bed. Yeah tired First of all don't want to stay up and now it's time for us to go to bed. Thanks for listening. We'll see you again next week Bye-bye Bye bye. Sleep well. the Northern News Podcast. Where we take a deep dive into the bizarre stories we find from the North. Hey and if you like food, and I know you like food actually, because you're listening to Off Menu. We've got stories about pigs getting cooked off roundabout with crisps. We've got stories about gravy wrestling in carparks. We've got stories about restaurants getting one-star food hygiene ratings. And record-breaking Yorkshire puddings.

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