Office Ladies - Ben Franklin
Episode Date: September 2, 2020This week we're breaking down Ben Franklin. We start things off with some facts about the real Benjamin Franklin, and we get some audio memories from the incredible Andy Daly (Review, VEEP) who played... the Ben Franklin impersonator in this episode. Then, Angela debunks Prima Nocta, Jenna answers everyones burning questions about Pam's hair color, and we chat about the 'guy shower' down in the warehouse. Finally, we get a 'proof of cold' fan catch, Jenna does a deep dive on Elizabeth's no secrets quote to Michael, and we end with some more memories from Andy Daly.
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I'm Jenna Fisher. And I'm Angela Kinsey. We were on The Office together. And we're
best friends. And now we're doing the Ultimate Office rewatch podcast just for you. Each
week we will break down an episode of The Office and give exclusive behind the scenes
stories that only two people who were there can tell you. We're The Office ladies. Angela,
I am so excited. This is one of my favorite episodes. I watched it again this morning.
I know you did too. And just for joy. Just to start my day off with a laugh. I have been
giddy guys. It is season three episode 14. Ben Franklin. It's so good. It's just when
I say it. It was written by Mindy Kaling and directed by Randall Einhorn. Here's a summary.
Michael wants to celebrate Phyllis's upcoming wedding by organizing two parties. One for
the ladies and one for the guys. He asked Jim to hire a stripper for the ladies. And Dwight
is going to hire one for the guys. So Dwight hires Elizabeth, who is going to end up giving
Michael advice on his love life. Jim hires historical speaker Ben Franklin. Also in this
episode, Karen confronts Pam about her past with Jim. If you want a few minutes of awkward.
Awkward in the kitchen. Awkward in the kitchen. It's a new song. Yeah. Alright guys. Fast
fact number one. Ben Franklin. You might know him as the guy on the $100 bill or the inventor
of the lightning rod or the bifocal lenses. Or maybe you know that he is the only founding
father to sign all four documents credited with creating the United States of America.
That includes the Declaration of Independence, the Treaty of Paris and the Constitution.
But here are some other interesting facts about Benjamin Franklin. What? He had 16 siblings.
His poor mother. His mother was pregnant her whole life. Her whole life she was pregnant.
My grandfather was one of 11. He was like the third to last born and his mom named him
Pliny. Oh no. And in my family we've always been like what did that mean? She was just
like I need a break. Hey that's Pliny. Take a pause. They could have named him enough.
Or finished. Stay off me. Yeah. Get away. This is my kid. Get away. Well Ben Franklin's
father had two wives. Oh good. He had seven children with his first wife and then he had
ten children with his second wife. Ben Franklin was the fifteenth child in that birth order.
That's still, that's a lot of snacks. Oh my god. It's a lot of. I mean you're making
a lot of. Can I have some waters? Yeah. Ben Franklin only had two years of a formal
education. Oh. He was a vegetarian. Oh. Like your character of Angela Martin. This might
explain why you were so taken with him in this episode. Oh well maybe. He started the
first volunteer fire station in Philadelphia and he invented an instrument called the glass
Armonica. That's not real. It's real. It was used by both Mozart and Beethoven. Here's
what it is. It is basically, it is a series of glass orbs. Okay. That you play by spinning
them and then getting your finger wet and putting your finger on the orb. Oh we've seen
this. This is like in talent shows. Like seriously a junior high talent show. There's like someone
that sets up a table of glasses and then is like me, me, me, me, me. Yeah. Ben Franklin
invented that. Okay. And here's the thing. He would later write about this invention.
I loved this quote of all of my inventions. The glass Armonica has given me the greatest
personal satisfaction. More than the bifocals. Why do I feel like if you went over to his
house, he was always busting out his glass Armonica. And you're just like, hey, I just
went in and he's like me, me, me, me. You're like, okay, then we get it. We get it. Exactly.
So Ben Franklin was a prolific inventor, you know, the kite and the air and all the yada
yada. Yeah. Then he died of a disease that could have been treated by antibiotics today.
What did he die from? Well, some people think he died from complications of syphilis but
he died from a disease that I hadn't heard of that sounded like sort of similar to pneumonia.
Oh, okay. Yeah. But is something treatable with antibiotics likely today? How old was
he? I don't know, Angela. I'm sorry. What was the name of the disease? How old was he?
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. What's fast fact number two? Fast fact number two is Andy
Daly, the outstanding comedic actor who played Ben Franklin in this episode. Yes. Are you
going to tell him what we got? We got some audio clips and they're so good. He is so
funny. Jenna and I love these Andy. Thank you for sending them in. Here's the thing.
You might know Andy Daly from Veep Reno 911, Modern Family, Comedy Bang Bang, Eastbound
and Down. He studied and performed improv with the Upright Citizens Brigade. We have
a very interesting little thing in common. Andy and I. What? Both of our first television
credits were for Spin City. Wait, is Spin City with Charlie Sheen? Well, I did the Charlie
Sheen one but he did the Michael J. Fox one. Oh, right. There were two. Yeah. Well, guys,
we asked Andy how he got his role in the office and he said he got it the old fashioned way.
He auditioned for Allison Jones, our casting director, but he had a funny story about his
audition and first meeting Allison. Here's what he had to say. Hello, this is Andy Daly
aing your cues about Ben Franklin. Here's my funny story about Allison Jones. When the
UCB Theater opened in Los Angeles, we were doing ASCAT every Saturday and Sunday night.
That's a fully improvised long form show, long form improv show. And I was in it every Saturday
and Sunday and we acquired a super fan, this woman who was just seemed to be at almost
every show. And we got to talking to her a little bit during the show and a little bit
after the show. And she just seemed like such a sweet, nice lady who was just a real like
improv super fan. And then I got an audition for this role of Benjamin Franklin in the
office and I went to the audition and the casting director was that lady. So I've always
said that that speaks so well of Allison Jones, that she is like somebody who goes out to
shows and is a comedy fan. And that's why she is the greatest casting director probably
in town for comedies. She casts all your favorite comedies. And that's why. Okay. But yes,
I auditioned. And by the way, when I got that audition for Ben Franklin, I thought, well,
I'm going to go because why not? I got nothing better to do, but they'll never hire me to
play Ben Franklin because I was in my mid 30s and in the shape of my life. I mean, I'm
like, I got a swimmer's body. No, I don't. But I figured they're going to hire somebody,
some middle-aged, punchy bald dude, right? Wouldn't you think? But I was like, well,
I'll go anyway and I'll do my best. And so, and that has happened to me with so many of
the roles that I've gotten. I have gone just for the hell of it, even thinking they'll
never hire me for this. I'm all wrong for it. And I'm so glad that I was wrong. It was
a fun audition and I was surprised to get the part. Surprised, but delighted. There you
go. I love that Alison Jones was just going to all of those shows. I just love it. I think
she still does. And all of you aspiring actors out there, go to every audition. You don't
know what they're looking for. Why not you? That's what I always say. Yeah, why not you?
Don't psych yourself out of a part. Yeah. Well, I love that. What's your Fast Fact
number three? Well, before we move on to Fast Fact number three, we have a fan question
from Morgan McCloud. I need to know more about Elizabeth the Stripper. She is amazing and
I love how she reprises her role in a few more episodes. How did she get cast for this
role? Well, guys, her name is Jackie DeBotton. She is so funny. She's so funny. She's so
perfect. Oh my God. Well, we tried to get in touch with her because we really wanted
Jackie to send in audio clips too. But Jackie, I don't think you check your Instagram very
often because the next time you go on there, you're going to have a sweet DM from Miss
Angela Kinsey just waiting for you. Well, listen, Jackie, someday you're going to see
that DM from me and you have two more episodes and we would love to talk to you. So hit us
up. Yes. Jackie comes back for fun run and the finale. I reached out to Alison Jones
about Jackie and she told me that Jackie audition for the role in Los Angeles was fantastic,
was kind of known in the comedy circles here. She has since moved to New York and still
works a bunch there. So that's what she's up to. If you're friends with Jackie DeBotton
and you hear this, tell her to check her DMs. Yeah. Tell her to hit me up. All right. Now
Fast Fact number three. Fast Fact number three is that we shot this episode in January and
it was our first episode back after taking a very long holiday break hiatus. And over
that break, Angela, do you remember we got nominated for our first Screen Actors Guild
Award? I remember we were so excited. Guys, here's the thing about the Screen Actors
Guild Awards. It's actors nominating other actors for their work, their body of work.
And if you win as a cast, everyone gets an award. That is not the case with the Emmys.
The Emmys only producers get the award. So like even when we won as a cast, we didn't
get one. And this was really just like this great amazing thing for us as a cast to be
able to be celebrated like that. Yes. And I guess we were all in a very good mood because
when we asked Andy Daly if he had any favorite memories from his time on the show, this is
what he mentioned. It would be hard to say that I have one specific favorite memory.
But I will tell you that the week that I was there, something was going on like the entire
cast was maybe going to the SAG Awards or something like that. And everybody was just
really excited and in a good mood. And there was a lot of talk of dresses and tuxedos and
hair and makeup getting done for some big event. And I was just really delighted by what
a positive happy mood everybody seemed to be in. And what fun everybody in the regular
cast seemed to be having every day, getting along very well with each other. You end up
on sets where there's different kinds of attitudes toward the work and the schedule and the co-workers.
But this was one where everybody seemed so happy and to really realize how lucky they
were to be on such a great, well-written show that was so much fun to do. So just in general,
the spirit and the incredible welcomingness. I know that's not a word. But everybody was
just so welcoming and happy that it was a very lovely week. That's all.
I love that.
Lady, I wrote about this in my journal. The Screen Actors Guild came by our set to present
us with our official nomination certificates for Best Ensemble for Comedy. E stopped by
with their cameras and interviewed a few of us as well. When Phyllis looked at her certificate,
she began to tear up. And then I began to tear up watching her. The SAG Awards are January
28th. I really hope we win.
And we did!
And we did! We won! It was such an amazing thing!
It was just magical and just such a celebration for our cast.
Oh, I remember when the certificate guy came too. It felt super official. I didn't know
they did that.
I didn't know they did it either. And I think we were just sort of all taken by surprise.
And then just watching Phyllis hold that in her hands and watching the emotion go over
her face, I remember it. It was really just such a tender moment to share.
I love that you wrote about it. And I love that you told us. And I think that makes it
a good place that we can take a break.
All right, lady. We'll come back and break down this episode.
Love it.
All right. So now we're in the episode. It's the cold open. Michael has decided he wants
to make a video for his future son. Dwight is filming him. Here is what happened. Michael
had a near-death experience. I guess he was cleaning some gunk off the wall sockets of
his condo, but he was using a fork.
Yeah. He was using a metal fork.
Michael! Michael! Anyway, this led him to have a epiphory. Life is short, people.
Wait, we had a fan question from Keisha Heath who wants to know, was I had an epiphory in
the script? Yes, it was. Steve's delivery is flawless.
Brilliant.
Yes.
Well, Jenna, I wrote a few things, just overarching things about this whole episode. Here are three
of them. Ready?
All right.
Jenna was sick this week.
I was. You can totally hear it.
Yeah. Jenna had a cold. Where's Oscar?
Yes.
Yes. And then number three, the season of the floofy blouse.
Is this your third floofy blouse?
It's my third floofy blouse. We'll get to it. I have a background catch we'll have
to talk about.
All right.
So now we're in the episode.
Yes. And Michael is addressing the group because it is six days before Phyllis' wedding
to Bob Vance. He wants everyone to get their hair did. He tells Karen, maybe she should
consider investing in a dress or a skirt. Michael says, guys, this might be Phyllis'
only wedding and he wants to make sure everybody looks great. So he is instituting Premonokta,
which Jim then explains in his talking head is something from the movie Braveheart where
the king is allowed to deflower every new bride on her wedding night.
So Jenna, here's the thing. Premonokta was a myth. There's actually no historical evidence
that this ever happened. According to the internet, this was just something that was
literary. And I did a deep dive on Reddit, guys. And ID, J-E-T, that's the handle, they
wrote this. Premonokta did not exist as any feudal right or custom. There are a handful
of mentions of it in medieval sources, but they're all literary, not historical. It's
a myth that developed after the Middle Ages. In 19th century, French historians interested
in creating a negative portrayal of the Dark Ages for their own political reasons, created
a custom out of it and gave it a Latin name, thus making it real. The actual history of
the development of the idea of Premonokta is way more fascinating than the idea itself
because it tells us a lot about how historians bring biases to their sources and opinions.
I found that fascinating.
Who writes the history writes the history. Yes, this is why women and people of color
are missing from the history books. It's not that we weren't contributing, y'all.
It's that we didn't get to write it down. Right. Someone else wrote it down. Thank
you so much. Leaving my soapbox. Okay. I enjoyed my time there. Yes. ID, J-E-T goes on to say
there is a really astonishing investigation by Barot. It's by Alan Barot. It's called
the Lord's First Night, the myth of... Oh, Jenna, I'm going to butcher this French. Droit
de Cousage. Droit de Cousage.
Do you know what that means?
Droit means, well, it means right of something.
Ready? It means right of the thigh. Right of the thigh, like the woman's thigh.
Droit de Seigneur.
Yes. So, it started all in France, this myth. They wanted to make medieval times look
bad. They wanted their sort of history, their religion, their story to seem superior. So,
they were trying to make medieval England and Scotland seem more barbaric so that the
French would seem more evolved according to this article. So, they first called it... First,
they called it right of the thigh. Then they changed it to right of the Lord and then it
got translated into Latin as prima noctis. Prima noctis. So, there you go, guys. There
is no history to support that this ever happened. It was mentioned in literature and it was
a myth, but it was part of the French rewriting history. Guys, you cannot say that you did
not learn things from listening to this podcast today. You can't do it. No. And you know what?
There is more to come. I've got a deep dive on a girl band coming up. Oh. You'll find
out why.
Lady, I have a deep dive on a sweater dimple. So, you just wait. Well, moving on, let's
go into the conference room. The party planning committee is setting up for Phyllis's lunch
and shower. And Michael comes in to brag that he is also having a party in the warehouse.
It's not gay, but it is an afternoon shower with guys. Mm-hmm. Every time you walked into
the room, Steve would say something different to us. There are fantastic bloopers from this
because we kept laughing. I remember it. We were laughing so hard, but they picked,
what's up, my spence does. But there is a lot of great outtakes from this scene.
Well, then we find out that there is trouble between Karen and Jim. Yeah. They've been
having a lot of late night talks. A lot. A long, long, long late night talks. Oh, Angela,
this took me back. It took me back. In these relationships. Oh my God. Me too. Me too.
When Karen was like... We need to have a talk. Oh. We need to talk. Both of their talking
heads are so well written. And I feel like Mindy was probably writing a little bit of
her life at this time. Oh. But also when Karen is compelled to get up and go over and just
give Jim a hug, just like that reassuring hug, I was like, oh gosh. Yeah. She's like,
we're okay. We're good. Yeah. Pam notices. Yeah. She's like, there's something weird
with Jim and Karen. Pam says she's gotten really good at reading the back of his neck.
Mm-hmm. So Pam is aware there might be a little
trouble there. Yeah. Yeah. And then guys, Todd Packer makes an appearance. He comes
in and is just in rare form. Yeah. He finds out that Jim and Karen are dating. He can't
believe it. Mm-hmm. And then he sees Michael and they do this whole weird bit that involves
him like fake kicking Michael in the face. Yeah. It was amazing. At five minutes, 13
seconds, I have a sneeze catch. Did you sneeze? I sneeze in the background of this scene.
It was also noticed by Chris Robinson and Anaya's nether soul. Jenna, I saw a montage
of you sneezing on set on YouTube. Have you seen it? Yeah. I used to sneeze so much.
You had really bad allergies. I feel like there was something on the set that you were allergic
to. Well, every time they would move the lights
above my desk, all of that like particles from the ceiling would fall down on my desk.
And so it was really dusty. And then they started doing this wonderful thing where they
would come like Dale who like was one of our grips would come over and he would like feather
duster my desk off for me because of the sneezing problem, which was causing problems for sound
and camera. So, but yes, I think this was before we started
dusting my desk because the early seasons, I sneeze a lot. Yeah, you do. You do a lot.
So now we're in Michael's office and Michael is telling Todd about the afternoon bachelor
party and Todd Packard is so bummed. He has a day of sales calls. He's so ticked. He starts
breaking pencils. He's like, I can't come. Oh, we have a fan catch about that, Angela.
What? Alina B said, when Todd Packard is talking
to Michael, Todd breaks a pencil. But as the conversation goes back and forth between the
two of them, you can see that the blue mug that holds the pencils goes from having pencils
in it to no pencils in it. And it's true. At the top of the scene, he breaks a pencil,
but then at six minutes, four seconds, the pencils are back in the cup. So clearly, Dave
Kekner did that pencil bit probably one of many times and they loved it. But then, you
know, they used other takes for the rest of the scene. I thought that was such a good
catch. Good job, Alina. That is a great catch. Well, Todd asked
Michael, you know, well, did you get a stripper? And Michael's like, what? No, no. And then
he's like, you don't know anything about planning a bachelor party. It's going to suck. You
got to have a stripper. Have you ever been to one? And Michael's like, yes. Well, no,
not really, not in person, never. You know what I mean? Like, Michael is really just
so innocent in so many ways. Well, so Todd convinces him that he needs
to hire a stripper for the women, because then that means he can hire a stripper for
the men. And Michael is like, his mind is blown. He's like, oh my gosh, yes. I want
to say the little 45 minute party that Michael had planned minus the stripper sounded really
lovely. Yeah, it actually sounded like fun steak and cards. Yeah, steak and cards. What
a fun, what a fun like break in your work day. Yeah. And then Todd had to make it weird.
Well, that's what Todd does. That's what Todd does. So Michael walks into the office. He
announces that coed naked strippers will be coming to the office. Oh, Angela, this exchange
between you and Meredith. It makes me laugh out loud. Kate and I have reenacted this a
few times for for fans. Angela speaks up. And what do you say, Angela? I say something
like under no circumstance should a man take off his clothes at the office. And then Meredith
is like, shut up, Angela. Nowhere. It comes out of nowhere. It was so crazy. It was like
release the Kraken. It's like Meredith, you know, it's so loud and abrasive and just angry.
Is it her? It's like one of her only lines in this whole episode. Well, that and then
she of course is like, wait, this is the stripper. Yes, exactly. But but here is my here. Here
is my background catch at six minutes, 38 seconds, right as Meredith yells, shut up, Angela.
I went my head over my shoulder. I'm standing at the copier. This is a great photo moment
of my whole outfit with the flu fee collar. But guys, I want you to know six minutes,
38 seconds, you can see a sweater bump, a sweater bump. What's a sweater? A sweater
bump. This moment really, this moment really brought me back, Jenna, because wardrobe had
hung my sweater on a hanger. And when I went to put that sweater on over my flu fee blouse
that morning, I had these two weird pointy outie things over my shoulders, where the hanger was
on my sweater. Right. And I walked on set and wardrobe was like, Oh, no, oh, no. And they were
trying to like, it would look so weird. They were trying to get them out. We couldn't get them
out. And so I was trying to figure out how to tell you this story. And I looked up sweater bump
on shoulder thingy. What is this called, Jenna? It has a name. It has several depending on where
you live. These are called hanger bumps, sweater bumps, sweater shoulder nipples, sweater dimple.
And oh, I went to she finds.com and they're like, Listen, you need to fold your sweaters. But if you
have to hang your sweater, you need to fold it in half and drape it over the bottom of the hanger.
But guess what? There are now special hangers for sweaters that you might have to hang that won't
give you shoulder bumps. And luxury living bumps be gone extra long hanger is made a flexible foam.
Guys, if you have a sweater to hang up and you don't want to look weird at work with your, I
don't know, your sweater bumps, your hanger bumps, your sweater dimple. It's an option. All I can
think during all of this is why you have not consistently referred to them as shoulder nipples.
Because that was my favorite one. Sweater shoulder nipples. Sweater shoulder nipples.
Sweater shoulder nipples. Sweater shoulder nipples. Jenna, I took a picture of it to show you. It is
hilarious. It brought me back. I was laughing so hard because I remember walking on set and
being like, Oh, no. Like, what happened? Look, I can't wait to show you. It looks like my shoulder
has a nipple. It is. You guys, I'm so sad you can't see the picture that Angela just showed us,
but we will put it on Office Ladies Pod Instagram. We have to remember. I promise Jenna, we will
put it on Office Ladies Pod. I remember I was texting Jenna when we were working on this and I
was like, I have a deep dive. You are not going to see coming. And that was it, Jenna. You're welcome.
I absolutely loved it. Well, now I mean, Oh God, this next scene is so awkward. I know it's so
awkward at six minutes, 50 seconds. Pam and Jim are in the break room. And is Pam like trying to
bond, but she's flirting, but she doesn't know what to say is so cringy. I think she's fishing.
I think she's just wants to know what's up. She knows, she knows something's going on. I don't
think this is the same as when she helped Jim with the whole like apartment issue. Remember when
she was like, listen, I don't think it's a big deal if she lives two blocks away. I think you're,
you're overreacting. Right. I felt like in that moment, she was like, you know what,
let's move this into a friendship lane and I'm going to be a friend and give you friend advice.
This just felt like she was fishing for the gossip to me, but then also trying to be super casual
about it. But then also, I don't know, super awkward. I don't think she was so much fishing for
gossip as much as just she wants to know. Think, you know, she probably wouldn't want to admit this
to herself. But if there's trouble in paradise there, she, you know, wants to know. But what's
she going to do with the information? I'm sorry, we might be moving into wishy-washy Pam territory.
We're in wishy-washy Pam because also like, oh, Jenna, your performance is so good. When she's
sort of sing song and she's like, when I get eight hours compared to like six, it's like big
difference. Like you have this and then she's like, got to get that rip sleep. Don't fall asleep
at your desk. And then he's like, okay, Beasley, and you turn around to the vending machine and
you're like, you're so like annoyed with yourself.
All right. Well, now we're going to move back into the bullpen. Michael tells Jim to hire a stripper.
He's like, I will not Dwight volunteers and immediately starts working on it. Dwight gets
someone on the phone and he asked Jim if they should request a redhead or a brunette to which
Jim responds blonde. And then Dwight is like, yes. Tons of people, Heather, Rochelle, Gabby,
Jamie, Brianna, Steph, Allison, and many more all asked when Dwight asked Jim to choose between a
brunette and a redhead stripper. It's implied that Jim feels uncomfortable answering this question
because it's like he's deciding between Karen and Pam. Is Pam a redhead? Oh, this is the question.
And I have seen this question on fan sites before. What color is Pam's hair? Is she a brunette? Is
she a redhead? One person wrote, my family is very divided on this issue. Many people said this
question has families, fiancees, and friends divided. Please tell us what color hair does Pam have?
Well, your hair is all burn, isn't it? Yeah, it's like a reddish brown, you guys. I think everyone's
I think everyone's right. But it did have these reddish tones. However, I think I shot a movie
over our hiatus. And in this particular episode, my hair was not exactly as red as it was, I think,
earlier in the show. So when they wrote this line, I think they were expecting that it would be
more obvious that they were talking about me because I did have these reddish hues to my hair. But I
think it got changed a little bit because I was shooting something and they took a little of a red
out. I think that's the controversy, you guys. Yeah, I just always have thought of your hair as
Auburn. And I felt like in that moment, Jim wasn't taking any chances. Like it was kind of like a
dude moment where he's like, I don't really know what color her hair is. But if I rule out brown
and red, I'm safe. So yeah, I just go blonde. I also have a fan catch from the scene from Hannah,
who said at eight minutes, seven seconds, if you look behind Dwight, there is a picture on Phyllis's
desk of Creed, Phyllis and Ryan. Why does Phyllis have a picture on her desk of the three of them?
And she does. She has a picture of herself and Creed and BJ. Wild. I don't know why though,
but it's so cute. I don't either. I always remembered her photo of her and her dad that she
brought in. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Good catch. Okay. So now Michael and Ryan have left the office to go
to a sex shop for this bachelor party. Michael is just giggling nonstop. Well, Michael gets a phone
call. It's from Jim. He's letting him know that there are a few options for the male strippers.
When he gets his phone call, did you recognize his ringtone? What was it? It was my humps,
my humps. No, I did not. By the black eyed peas. All right. I like it. Yep. Jim says,
listen, Michael referred me to a male strip club called Banana Slings. But instead,
I called the scholastic speakers of Pennsylvania. Maddie, Becky and Andrew all wrote in to ask,
is Banana Slings a real place? And is scholastic speakers of Pennsylvania a real organization
that offers a Ben Franklin speaker? Neither of them seemed to be real. I had always thought
of Banana Slings was like a also like a banana hammock. Like, isn't that like a male sort of
like kind of Euro Speedo? I mean, I think it's a good name for a male strip club organization,
Banana Slings. Yeah. It's like, you know, a lot of men are slinging. Oh, yes. They're bananas.
So where do we go? Okay. Now they're in the elevator. Michael and Ryan are coming back
to work. They're in the elevator. Ben Franklin hops in and Michael's like, are you wearing a thong?
And he's like, what? We had actually asked Andy about his wardrobe and what all he was wearing
because it looked like so many different pieces. Yes. And here is what he had to say.
One thing I remember from that shoot was that a few days prior to my coming into shoot for it,
I had to come in for a fitting. And I thought the entire time that I was at this fitting that I was
about to get fired because I thought like they're going to put together a look for me as Ben Franklin
and then parade me up to all the producers, to Mini Kaling and all the executive producers,
which I was told ahead of time was what was going to happen. And that somebody was going to look
at me and say, no, go get the middle-aged, punchy bald guy. Like this is not working.
And particularly since my wig was this ridiculous, like it really was like a Halloween store
bald wig that they then glued. It was meant to look cheap. They glued hair,
you know, cheap hair around to it. I was like, this is a definite direction to go in with this,
but I'm surprised by it. It feels real weird. And then, yes, when they did parade me in front
of those producers, it wasn't like, they weren't like, yeah, awesome. They were just kind of like,
uh-huh. So I don't know. I do remember that. The other thing I remember about the costume,
yes, it was elaborate, but to make me look chubby, they gave me like a pillow,
like a real costume pillow, a pillow from the costume department for the purpose of
making someone look fat. And I don't remember if it was right next to my skin or if I had an
undershirt in between. It doesn't matter. The point is that if you wear a pillow underneath
several layers for like 12 hours, you're going to get a rash on your stomach. If you don't use
like a baby powder or something like that, which it never occurred to me to use. So that is one of
my enduring memories of that shoot, having a very itchy rash that whole week, sweating as I was
underneath that fat pillow. So, uh, just a hot tip. Baby powder. I think, I think that would have helped.
Amazing. Poor guy. He had a rash the whole week.
I feel like we should talk with him more because throughout the course of shooting the series,
you and I had to wear fake pregnancy bellies. And I feel like the three of us could really go out
and have a very, like a bonding evening over what it's like. Oh, oh, we could. I remember wearing
a tank top under all my layers that would tuck under the fake belly pillow thing to try to protect
my body from it rubbing all day. Yeah. Because you get a real thin layer of sweat and then that
sort of breeds an environment that is real rash happy. It's rash happy. Yeah. It's a rash happy.
Well, lady, we are in the conference room now. The ladies party is starting. Angela is enjoying
sparkling cider. She says it's very good. Yeah. But then Pam tells her, I think that's champagne and
she spits it back into her glass. She does. But later she's still drinking it. Oh my gosh. You
spotted it as did Olivia Fitzgerald. That was caught also by Mary Ann, Ashlyn, Phoebe, Meg,
Paige and Amy. They all pointed out that Angela drinks her champagne again at 11 minutes and 34
seconds. Okay. So after Angela spits her champagne back into her glass, one of my favorite all time
moments ever on the series, Michael brings sexy Ben Franklin in to the room. Everyone's very confused.
Every time he walks into that conference room, it makes me laugh. Just thinking about it makes me
laugh. Michael tells him that he is giving him permission to spank anyone who misbehaves,
especially Phyllis. And Phyllis looks a little bit like, like maybe tickled by the idea. Phyllis
is maybe up for it. I know. She might be up for it. She's like, I don't know. We'll see where it goes.
Yeah. At 10 minutes, 20 seconds, there's an exchange between Ben Franklin and Michael that
Andy mentioned was one of his favorite scenes to shoot in addition to a few more that he mentions.
But here's what he had to say about doing this scene. This is just another favorite
moment that I wanted to share. There's a moment in one of the scenes where Michael Scott asks Ben
Franklin something like, what year were you president or something like that? And Ben
Franklin says, actually, I was never president. And of course, that's true. Ben Franklin was never
president of the United States. And then Michael Scott leans in and quietly says, yes, but Ben
Franklin was thinking that that's a moment that the actor playing Ben Franklin has dropped character
and thinking, you know, the way an idiot thinks other people are stupid, that this guy
is answering the question, that this actor is saying I was never president. Well,
of course, this actor was never president. Anyway, why am I explaining the joke? That makes me laugh
a great deal and is one of my treasured memories from that shoot and one of my favorite moments
from the episode, along with, of course, the moment when after all this refusal to drop character,
Ben Franklin, or as we come to know him, Gordon, does finally drop character to a flirt
with Pam. And what he thinks is going to be a flirty come on is to make it clear that he
doesn't have syphilis, which is not a great pickup line. Like if that's your pickup line, you need
to work on it because that's, that's like the bare minimum requirement, I would think, for someone
that you're going to hook up with. It's not something to brag about. Okay, that's all. Thanks, bye.
Oh, you make me laugh. You make me laugh. Yes. In that scene, he's like, well, Benjamin Franklin
was never the president. This made me look up who is on our money who wasn't a president. So
there are two. Alexander Hamilton, $10 bill was not a president. Actually, he wasn't even born in
the US. How about that? And then Ben Franklin, not a president on the $100 bill, then this kind of
blew my mind. Every person on our paper currency faces to the right, except for one man who faces
left. And that is Alexander Hamilton. Angela is showing me a cartoon drawing called Faces on US
Currency. Fascinating. This is the greatest podcast ever. I'm sorry, I'm learning so much today.
We are now in the parking lot and the stripper has arrived, Elizabeth. And yes, Dwight is like,
identify yourself. And she says, I am the dancer. And Dwight is like, what? I hired a stripper.
And she's like, yes, I am, I am the stripper. She's like, I was, it's the same thing. It's what
I'm saying. And then, and then Jim is like, have you ever seen a stripper? And Dwight's like, well,
kind of Jennifer Garner in Alias. I don't think he says kind of. He says yes. Doesn't he? He's like,
of course I have Jennifer Garner on Alias. You know, I auditioned for the role of Sydney
Bristow on Alias and I got really far. Are you kidding? No. Wait, do you want to... Could you
have done... It was a very athletic role. I'm not saying you're not the most athletic person.
She had to do all kinds of like kicks, flip over things.
I mean, it sounds like you are saying I can't do those things, but I will let that go
because listen to this. This was, okay, so I went in and I read for the role and my scene
that I had to audition with was this really emotional dramatic scene where I'm crying,
I think like about my mother and it was super intense and the feedback that my agent got was
like, Jenna blew us away. We absolutely loved it. Her scene was, she just did a great job.
We're going to pass on her because we just unfortunately don't think she's hot enough.
Oh, that was my feedback. That was my feedback. You know, I have long fantasized that you and I
would have a TV show where we were mom detectives. We've talked about this.
What? Remember? We've never talked about this. Yes, we have, where we would like drive around
and solve just very, very small crime. Oh, yeah. We've spent a few years, lady, but there was one
night, there was one night, there might have been wine involved, but you and I had a few
glasses of wine and we were like, here's a great TV show. Two moms solving very, very minor crimes.
Like lost pet and like is someone cheating on someone? Yes. And remember, I think what sparked
the whole thing is I got a flyer on my door that a house a few doors down was having massages in
the garage if you would like a massage. And this sent my whole street into a tizzy. We were like,
oh my God. You were like, is this erotic massage? Yes. Like who advertises massage in my garage?
There's got to be something fishy here. And I was telling you the story. Did you investigate? Oh,
I did a few drive-bys. I did a few. And I did it. And were they on the up and up? The garage was
never open. Okay. I don't know whatever happened, but I took a few long walks past that house.
Lady, you've seen the Americans. You need to dress up in a costume and go get a dang massage in that
garage. That's how you're going to find out what's going on in there. I need to put on my wig and
go for a massage. But that me telling you that story, you and I decided mom detectives solving
crimes no one cares about. I once had a masseuse kind of offer me a happy ending and a massage.
What? Was it a man or a woman? It was a man. Where were you? I was...
How did it come up? What did they say? I need to know everything. It was this one place that I
would go to in Studio City. You know it all the time. Studio City is like the suburbs. This is
where we moved in like year 10 of living in Los Angeles. We moved out to the suburbs and I went
to this place all the time and I always had this female masseuse and I was very loyal to this
business. It's not in business anymore. Shocker. I'm not saying this is why. Did they move to the
garage at the end of my street? They maybe did. They maybe did. So I, you know, I went in and they
didn't have my usual gal and they offered me this. I'm not going to lie. Just this gorgeous man.
What? I was a little bit like, do I get a massage from this hot guy?
Okay. Do I? Now, it feels interesting. This is a very personal question. Do you go full
commando or do you leave your undies on when you get a massage? I take it all off.
I can't. I can't. I can't. You wear your underwear during massages? My underwear, I've also been known
to wear my socks because my feet get cold. Oh, I do wear my socks because my feet get cold.
And I never ever take off my underwear because I'm like, I don't know who's been on that table.
Oh, I don't know. They changed the sheets. I don't care. I'm leaving my underwear on.
There was just this like moment where it was near the end and it was just like, what did he say?
Well, it was more like what he said with his hands. You know, it was like they were. What?
What do you mean? What he said with his hands? Where were his hands? They were just, you know,
finishing up the massage. On your forehead? Don't they normally finish the massage? Like,
here's what it was. Tell me, am I misinterpreting? Am I misinterpreting? Because the whole time
during this one particular massage, I just kept thinking I'm getting massage by a super hot.
Oh, no. Were you projecting? Was I projecting? He just his hands were on my legs,
but they were on my thighs and he was just like, are you good? And I was like, huh?
Yeah, I'm good. And then he moved up to my head and finished the massage.
Did you say drott de croissage? Can I have the right of the thigh?
I felt like I was in happy ending territory. I felt like I was in a world where if I
gestured toward happy ending lane, I think he might have gone down it with me, perhaps.
I don't even know where we go from there, lady. Where are we? Where we are, Angela,
is that Ben Franklin is telling all the women about his life, the history of his life.
Yes, he's telling a story. It was a dark evening, you know.
Oh, and you're hanging on every word. I'm hanging on every word and I have to share with you. This
is a very actory moment. I decided to do this. No one told me that I made the choice that Angela
Martin would literally be enthralled by this man. And so when Randall Einhorn was directing,
he had Matt Zone, the camera operator, pan across all of our expressions and I had this
expression of like, you know. Oh, and you're loving it. I'm loving it. And Randall was like,
Angela, that is so great. Can you do that every time? And I was like, oh yeah, oh yeah. So that's
my little actory choice. We'll nugget for you that I just thought that Angela Martin would be
enthralled. Well, we had a very actory question for Andy Daly about this scene because we wanted
to know if he did any research on the character of Ben Franklin in order to play this role.
And here's what he had to say. I did prepare a bit. So as an office viewer, it always looked
to me like the show was somewhat improvised. I think it turns out actually that it's just really
well written and really well acted and not really so much improvised. Of course, there is some
improvising on the set, but not as much as I think I thought. It looks so spontaneous on television.
But anyway, the point is that because I figured I would be improvising as a guy who impersonates Ben
Franklin for a living, I figured I'd better know quite a bit about Ben Franklin. And so
I just read Wikipedia, but I mean, I read it and I took notes and I kind of, you know,
I read it a few times to try to have a lot of this biographical information in my mind.
And as I will address any later answer to a later question, it came in handy.
But that is the preparation that I did. I would do that. We would go around about it
differently, but we'd show up with information. What does that mean? Go around about it differently?
It's just kind of like our research process. You know, you always like, you look at my notes
and you're like, oh, God, your notes make me like queasy because I have like a gazillion
Post-it notes and note cards and you have like a very like outline. Oh, yes. Yeah. I see what
you're saying. I would research Ben Franklin, write an essay on it and bring it with me.
You would fill your script with 72 Post-it notes filled with bits of information about
Ben Franklin. Yes. And there it is. There it is. I mean, the proof is right there. You just held
up your notes for this episode and it's like 72 Post-it notes. Post-it notes all around with arrows
and highlighting. Well, so listen, lady, before we get to Michael's man meat, should we take a break
and then we'll come back and talk all about it. That's the segue of the month.
It's definitely the segue for this episode. We'll be back in a second.
Okay, guys, we are back. Michael is grilling steaks on his George Foreman grill
down in the warehouse and Ryan asks him, is it the same grill that he used to grill his foot?
And he's like, no. Okay, yes. But I got all the foot off. Incredible. Then we go upstairs and whoa,
Ben Franklin is tying a cherry stem with his tongue and Pam asks him what kind of undergarments
he's wearing. I just want to point out that Rashida's response as Karen to Ben Franklin tying
that cherry stem is so perfect because she's like, Ben Franklin did not just hit cherry stem
and do a knot. It's so good. And then yeah, Pam, when you ask him that, he has one of my favorite
lines. Andy is so good with this line. He's like, you're very saucy. Well, guys, we got a lot of
fan questions about this scene. Aaron, Brooke, Olivia, Laura and Marie all wrote in to say,
did Ben Franklin actually tie the cherry stem with his mouth? And here's what Andy daily had to say.
Absolutely not. That is not something I've even ever tried to do. That's crazy. But I am struggling
to remember how we shot it. I guess I must have sort of stuck the tied cherry stem in the corner
of my mouth, you know, and then put the other one in and just kind of mined it and then spit out.
But listen, that's hard too, to have a tied cherry stem hidden in your mouth and then put a real
cherry stem in there that's not tied and then make sure you pull out the right one. And that's
pretty impressive right there. But I might be remembering it wrong. It may actually be that
the camera kind of swung off me long enough to not have to be so sneaky about it. I don't remember.
But the short answer to your question is no, I did not really tie that cherry stem with my tongue.
I can't imagine how one does that or why one would take the time and effort to learn how.
I mean, I know why people do that. Is it like a look what my tongue can do kind of thing?
Yeah, it's a display of your tongue agility. It's like a...
Why did you say it was such authority? Hey, I know. I know why people do that.
Well, people want to know if either of us can tie a cherry stem with our mouths.
It's a little bit of an inappropriate question. I mean, it's personal.
Can you, Jenna? You know what? Here's... You know what I'm going to say?
I know if I can. I know the answer to that question.
Wait, people are wrote in asking if you and I can tie a cherry stem into a knot?
Yes, that's a very, very personal question.
Is it?
It's very personal.
Is it? Like, who cares? Who cares if you can tie one or not? Like,
seriously? What does that mean? Really? Come on.
Well, where did this start? I feel like this started in like a movie from the 80s or something.
Does anybody know? I feel like this took off. I remember this from my youth.
It was like this whole thing. Can you tie a cherry stem in your mouth?
I mean, so weren't we all doing it?
Weren't we all tying cherry stems with our mouth?
We all tried.
We all tried.
Can this generation's youth tie cherry stems in their mouth? We'll never know.
You know what? Go on TikTok or something. They're probably doing it on the talk.
Is that what they call it? On the talk? Get on the talk.
I'm sure they don't.
Now Ben Franklin winks at Pam.
Hey, Susie. Wink. Jenna, I have a question for you.
What is it?
Is an unsolicited wink ever a good thing? Or is it always a douchey thing?
It's a douchey.
I think it's a little douchey. I think like, I mean, A, who even does it?
Douches.
Who's like, hey.
Yeah. Well, it's interesting because we had someone write in,
Devin Crutchley said, did Pam secretly have a real crush on Ben Franklin because
she seemed to be playing into the banter even after he becomes overly flirty with her?
And others start picking up on it and playing along.
Here's the thing, guys. I was so utterly charmed by literally everything Andy Daly was doing as
Ben Franklin that I am only ever like smiling at him. It had to have been coming through
in my performance. And so I think that might have given you the impression that Pam secretly
had a crush on Ben Franklin because I personally had a crush on Andy Daly's performance.
Well, I did not see it that way at all. I just saw it as like, listen,
none of us are having to work. We're in this room together. We're drinking champagne.
We're just like having a good time. So, you know, that's how I saw it.
I mean, I didn't want Ben Franklin to leave. So, you know, I was going to egg him on.
That was, I think, where Pam's coming from.
Keep him talking. The longer he's talking, the less time I'm sitting there answering
phones looking at the back of Jim's head. Wait, I just have to say,
while this wink is happening in the conference room, in the warehouse,
Michael has been grilling steaks. They're done. And he's like, hey, guys,
who wants some man meat? And Dwight goes, I want some man meat.
And then Creed picks the steak up with his hands because Stanley tries to cut it with
a plastic fork and it breaks, which made me laugh so hard. And then Creed just picks it up
and starts eating it. We should have texted Creed to ask him how that steak tasted.
Oh, we should have. I have to tell you guys, you know, Creed lives down the,
down my street, right? He's at the end of my street. And he stopped by front yard, social
distance, hang out the other night. And he said to us, guys, you have got to watch the show alone
where they drop people off in the Arctic and then they have to survive. It's like a survivalist show.
Jenna, I thought of you. What?
What one man can do or whatever another one can, you know.
No, don't whatever. Don't whatever one of the greatest lines written by one of the great
American playwrights, David Mamet, whatever what one man has done, another can do.
Okay. Well, let me tell you, Jenna, you've got to watch this show. It's so, so freaking good.
Creed has got us in it. We are so invested. It's the most intense survival series on television.
And it's in the Arctic. I'm fascinated. It's so good. It's called alone.
Do they have supplies? They get to bring a few things, but they have to pick and choose.
And so like, like one guy, you could bring a fire starter thing, but one guy decided not to
because he was like, I can make my own fire. But then the first day he was like spent all day
trying to make fire and he was like, damn it, I should have brought that thing. But anyway,
when I saw Creed, who had just told me about the survivalist show, grab the steak with two hands
and gnaw on it. It just made me think of it all came full circle in your brain.
And you need to see it. You love survivalist stuff.
I do. Okay. Now we have to get into the very, very awkward scene that is Karen and Pam in the
kitchen. They're kind of joking about Ben Franklin. I feel like they're both like
doing a bit about how did he become a Ben Franklin impersonator. And all of a sudden,
Karen takes a sharp left turn and she says, Hey, you know, I just want you to know Jim told me,
you know, that you guys kissed and, you know, and Pam's like, what the what?
She is, she's like, what is happening right now?
It's like her computer shut down. Now, pretty much none of what she says after this makes
any sense. No. And okay, so we had someone write in Jackie Cortez said when Pam answers,
Oh yeah, to Karen when Karen asked if she still has feelings for Jim. Do you think that was because
Pam was feeling brave in the moment that she was like trying to say her real feelings in that
moment. And then she backs out when she sees Karen's face and also how much of this was scripted
and how much of it was improvised. Okay, so first of all, this scene plays out exactly as it was
scripted. All of those like awkward jumps in dialogue were all scripted. I just think it is
such a great piece of writing. And I remember I felt being challenged as an actor to make all
those different turns that Pam has to make in the scene. And so when she says, Oh yeah,
that's because she heard the question, you don't have feelings for Jim, right? And she's like,
Oh yeah, I don't have feelings. But that's not what Karen said. Karen said, you do you still
have feelings for Jim? And she's like, Oh yeah. But like Pam is just like, she's not hearing
everything. And she's just like her mind is being blown right now by the fact that Jim told Karen
this. Yeah. And you know what, because now it's everything we were talking about. It's not a secret
anymore. It's not Jim and Pam's secret anymore. That I think tells Pam that he's taking this
relationship with Karen seriously, because he's willing to tell her the real truth. And now I
think Pam is just in like a deer in headlights kind of mode. Well, I thought it was fantastic.
I thought you the two of you did such a great job with it. It was written so well and acted so well
and oh, it made me so uncomfortable. So you guys know you did the right. You did your job.
Rashid and I had a lot of fun shooting that scene. Alright, should we go back down to the
warehouse where Kevin is leading all of the guys in a card game? Yeah, he says it's a no limit
deuce to seven low ball, which I think is the same one he did in Casino Night, right?
Yes, that is what he won in the World Series of Poker. He tells us in Casino Night.
And then Michael shuffles the cards like a total idiot.
Yes. Yes, we had a fan catch from Katie, who said in this episode around 12 minutes, 46 seconds,
Kevin's wearing glasses again. There he is. He wears glasses when he plays poker, but not when
he's working. Not as an accountant just when he plays cards. And this is when Elizabeth enters.
She comes out of Darrell's office. She has changed out of her sweatpants and sweatshirt and she is
now in a breakaway sexy office attire. We had a huge fan catch from Kristen Trogel. Kristen,
what'd you catch? Pam's shirt in the dundies is the same shirt that Elizabeth the stripper
rips off in Ben Franklin. Oh my god, did they recycle one of your shirts? Did wardrobe make
it like a breakaway kind of blouse or something? Yes. Yes, Elizabeth is wearing one of my old
shirts. So I actually first wore it for basketball. And then I wear it again in dundies and I reached
out to Carrie Bennett, our wardrobe supervisor about this. What'd she say? She said that this
was not in the script. This was not like any kind of direction she was given because a lot of people
did write in and ask like, was this on purpose? Did you want us to notice that this was the identical
shirt that Pam has worn? Was that a joke that was written in the script? It wasn't. She said
that oftentimes when a guest actor is cast at the very last minute, she doesn't have time to go
shopping for them. So what wardrobe designers do is they go into their quote unquote, retired wardrobe.
And this is a stash of outfits that have been retired, but that used to belong to the main
cast members. So she had to find a shirt that fit Elizabeth and then it had to be converted into a
ripaway shirt. And so they just didn't have time to go shopping and convert a shirt into a ripaway
shirt because the timing of when Jackie was cast, they had to just go into Pam's old wardrobe. And
that's what they did. And she said she can't believe that people noticed. Well, listen,
Elizabeth, the stripper, you're lucky you didn't get any of Angela Martin's retired wardrobe.
Oh, no. Oh, no. That would have been very bad. That's a great catch, though.
I know. And Carrie also said that this happens all the time on TV shows. She said you will often
spot retired clothing from the main cast being repurposed for guest actors. I feel like everybody,
you can look for that along with the Fakie bag. Fakie bag. Well, now she starts her dance.
It's to bad companies feel like making love. No one wanted the dance. Bob Vance didn't want it.
Michael's like, okay. And this is so awkward. He doesn't know what to do with himself. He's so
uncomfortable. He just starts muttering, you smell like tide. Yep. Smell like tide. Do you use tide?
We had a couple of people write in. Zooey and Dan asked when Elizabeth is dancing on Michael,
how much of the dialogue was scripted. All of it. And you guys, we've talked a little bit about
like scenes where someone has to slap someone, you know, and how we bring in a stunt coordinator.
You do that kind of stuff in scenes like this, too. Any scenes that have any kind of like
touching, dancing up on someone, a sex scene, they are choreographed.
It's really no different than like a fight scene. It's like, I'm going to sit here. I'm going to
put my arm here. Then I'm going to stand here. It's all rehearsed. You don't freestyle this stuff.
Yeah. So where she sits on his leg, all of the dancing she's going to do,
when she's going to rip open her shirt, very scripted, the dialogue was scripted. I wasn't
surprised when I went back to the script because I thought, yeah, I don't think in a moment like
this that they would have like freestyled that. No, that was all scripted. And Michael is just
overwhelmed. He's like, this is wrong. I have a girlfriend. And he storms off. It was just all
too much for him. And right, being the frugal fella he is, is like, hey, I paid you for three hours.
I'm going to get three hours of work out of you. So now you have to go answer phones.
And because Oscar is nowhere to be seen, even though he has returned, did we shoot this out
of order, Jenna? Why isn't Oscar there? I don't know because the traveling salesman in the return
were shot in October. Yeah. And this was shot in January. So it doesn't make sense why Oscar isn't
there. It doesn't. So anyway, Dwight brings Elizabeth to accounting to sit in Oscar's seat.
Elizabeth is very overwhelming for Angela. And she's like,
like sort of like this Elizabethan like fanning myself. Well, here's the thing. She
compliments your baby poster. It doesn't matter. And it doesn't matter. I know she really is she's
a fan of baby jazz like your character is. But a lot of people wrote in. Sierra, Tiffany, Camille,
and Christa are like, what is the baby poster doing back up? Angela, did your character put it up
when Oscar went on his sabbatical? That's what they want to know. I love this theory. I fully
support it. The minute Oscar left, she's like, my poster is going back up. Meanwhile, Ben Franklin,
aka Gordon, is hitting on Pam at reception. And he said a little bit about this in his audio clip.
Oh, so funny. So funny. And now Michael doesn't know what to do. He feels like he's cheated on
Jan. He talks to Ben Franklin once Ben Franklin's advice. Ben Franklin slash Gordon basically says,
I don't think she needs to know this information. And Michael is like, Ben Franklin, you're kind
of a sleazebag. And you guys, Ben Franklin was kind of sleazebag with women. He like actually
really was. If you look it up, he just he like literally slept with so many women. And there's
one thing that's inaccurate in this episode, though, in this episode, you know, he had a child with one
woman who was not his wife. And in the episode, he says that like, she didn't know that he had,
he sort of says to Michael like, I fathered a child and I never told my wife about it.
But that's not true. Actually, his wife raised that child like her own. My gosh. His wife,
Deborah was a saint, I'm going to say. And she put up with Ben's bad behavior.
Well, now Michael did not like his advice from Ben Franklin. So he's going to go ask Elizabeth
for her advice instead. Here's her advice to Michael quote, secrets secrets are no fun.
Secrets secrets hurt someone. Angela, do you know what that is? Do you know what that quote is?
Please tell me you researched this quote. Is it from like a children's book? What is it from?
What is it from? These are the opening lyrics to a song called No Secrets by a girl band called
No Secrets from their album No Secrets. No secrets. And I asked Sam and Cody to pull a clip here at
Angela. Secrets secrets are no fun. Secrets secrets hurt someone.
No Secrets was a British American girl band, very reminiscent of Spice Girls. They had one hit,
which was a cover of Kids in America, that song by Kim Wilde.
Do you remember that song? I kind of do. They followed up with another hit single,
That's What Girls Do, but they only ever made one album. They started on a second one,
but it was never released. The band broke up over disagreements and one member claims it was
parent drama and interference. But I, here's the thing, Mindy Kaling wrote this episode.
I have no doubt, no doubt in my mind that she has the album No Secrets by No Secrets. And
that's how she knew to quote this line. I mean, it seems pretty specific. We also had a fan catch
in the scene from Corinna Liu, who says at 17 minutes 52 seconds, there is a flyer on the
refrigerator behind Michael for silver on spruce. Corinna says, I did a small deep dive and it
looks like this is a real business with two different addresses and the telephone number
on the flyer is correct. I checked it out. Corinna is right. Yes, silver on spruce.
I wonder if this jewelry store has gotten like prank calls
because you can see the phone number in our episode.
Well, I imagine Corinna is not the first person to freeze frame on this.
I wonder if the kids on the talk have called the number.
Lady, it is not called the talk and you're not going to get them to call it the talk.
Okay, gosh, everyone on the talk. All right, guys, we're almost done. I promise,
I promise, but we cannot leave this episode without talking about this scene where Dwight
is interrogating Ben Franklin because Jim has convinced him that this is the real Ben Franklin
who has time traveled to visit us at Dunder Mifflin. He's 99% sure it's not the real Ben
Franklin, but he's going to interrogate him anyway. The scene was so funny.
So funny. Dwight is just like challenging him with questions about the time period when he lived
and Andy told us that this was one of his favorite to shoot and this is what he had to say.
This is where my research into Ben Franklin came in handy. There were a bunch of scripted lines
in that scene where Rayne Wilson is challenging this Ben Franklin impersonator, trying to trip him up
to find the lapse in his knowledge about Ben Franklin. And so he's just throwing all these
questions. But one that he improvised was, are you near-sighted or far-sighted? That was not in the
script. It was never discussed beforehand that he was going to say that. He just threw that out
in the middle of a take. And I, because I had just read the Wikipedia page about Ben Franklin,
knew that Ben Franklin invented the bifocals. And he invented the bifocals because he needed
them because his distance sight was challenged as was his reading sight. And so I was able to say,
without having to think about it or hesitate, both, that's why I invented the bifocal. And
that is an unusual kind of magical improvised moment. It's so strange that he asked me a question
for which I was prepared with the perfect answer. It's very strange. And in fact, when they called
Cut, I remember Mindy Kaling saying, did you guys work that out beforehand? And we were both like,
no. And we were all kind of stumped. It's very strange that that's an improvised moment.
And yeah, it ended up in the show, of course, because why, why wouldn't it? So yes, that's my answer.
Amazing. Lady, this is, you know, my nerdy moment where I say it's the group Mind.
Also, actors, this is why you need to do your prep.
Always, always. Guys, actors do not just show up on set and just make it up as they go. We study.
It's a craft. We take it seriously. I always, always try to flesh out my character. And if they
given me any kind of nugget, like, you know, obviously he had been Franklin, I, I do a deep
dive. So I have all this in my head in case I need it. Lady, do you think that's why we do all
these deep dives for the podcast? Is it like, is that our actor brains at work? Because that's
the kind of stuff I would do it for a scene. Yeah. It's also Jenna, a little bit of a glimpse into
maybe the fact that we were kind of the dorks in college who hung out in the library.
Before we move on to the next scene, Angela, I have a very quick fan catch from Maggie Donner.
I'm calling it proof of cold. Oh, you know, we've talked a lot about how our set was really cold
all the time. In the background of Dwight's talking head where he's talking about Ben Franklin,
you can see Karen sitting at her desk and she has a blanket on her back. Oh, no way! Maggie
Donner caught that proof of cold. Oh, Maggie, that's such a great catch. Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah, we were always freezing. Well, you know, Jenna, we can't wrap up without Pam having this
moment in the break room where she tells Ryan in front of Jim, you know what, I'm ready for you to
set me up. Yeah. She is, she's like, yeah, I want to, I want to go out with one of your business
school friends. What's that about? She's feeling it. She's had this conversation where Karen now knows
Jim has told her Jim is saying they're having all these like really long heartfelt talks.
Pam's like, oh crap, I might as well get myself out there.
Well, and Jim's like, oh, maybe you should go out with Ben Franklin. And I think Pam's like,
you know what, you need to don't tell me who I should date. Okay, sit back Jim and watch me
revenge date now. Pretty much. Pretty much. Well, and then before we go, Angela, we have to discuss
the fact that Michael calls Jan and confesses that he had a woman dancing up on him. And Jan's like,
when? This weekend? Last night? Like, when did this happen? He's like, no, it was at work in the
warehouse. And she's like, Michael, I'm, I'm like, and he's like, I'm sorry, are you mad? And she's
like, I'm like close to firing you. And he's like, Oh, what a relief. I have the best GD girlfriend
in the world. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, she couldn't believe that it happened in the afternoon
at work. That was her concern. And then Michael has the talking head where he says, Ben Franklin
kind of turned out to be a creep. And Elizabeth the stripper gave great advice that rhymed.
And it just really makes you wonder how Ben Franklin can become president, but someone like
Elizabeth can't. It does make you effing wonder. It's called misogyny, everyone. Here we go. Here
we go. I do love that he he really appreciated that her advice rhymed because I feel like this is
just that call back to that giant owl that came and spoke at a school. Yeah. Yes. She had a costume.
She talked in rhyme. She really got through to him. Well, those are the two ways to get through to
people. You either need to dress up in a costume or rhyme. These are very effective ways. Okay,
we're coming to the close of this episode. But Jenna, there were two deleted scenes that I
thought were worth mentioning. Number one, at the very beginning of the episode, Toby is like,
Michael, you can't have strippers at work, right? Of course, human resources would not let this
happen. Oh, I've wondered where Toby was in all of this. Yeah. And so how they got around this is
that Michael just says, well, you know what, Toby, you can just go home. And then the other deleted
scene that I thought was kind of funny, where Kevin has a talking head and he shares that he
bought his girlfriend, Stacy, a stripper pole for her birthday, but he doesn't know how to install
it. Oh, so he has an uninstalled stripper pole in his house. Yeah. This is going to be a huge
tangent. But you know, the comedian Nicole Byer. Oh, she has a stripper pole. She has a stripper
pole and she's like real good on it. And she's posts videos all the time on Instagram. And they
talk about it on their podcast. They're like, it's like an exercise now, the stripper pole as
exercise. Yeah. I don't know. If it's been a while for you since you tried to crawl up a pole,
like shimmy up a pole. Been a while. And that applies. I ever tried to shimmy up a stripper
pole. Not a stripper pole. Stop. Not a stripper pole. I just want you to know when I watch Nicole's
videos on Instagram, I am always amazed because at the playground with the kids, like a few years
ago, there was like the pole that's like the fireman's pole, you know, you can climb up the
play structure and then slide down it. And the kids were doing the thing where they scooch up it.
And they were like, mom, come on, Jenna, I got like two feet off the ground. I was like,
I can't, I'm so horrible at it. I tried to climb a rope recently and I didn't get far.
I also tried to do a cartwheel and I threw my back out. Oh, but the worst is when I tried to do a
somersault and I really jacked my neck. Well, I don't think I'm stripper pole material. You also,
it's not in my future. You also maybe couldn't have been Sydney. I'm just kidding. Say it.
Listen, you are a phenomenal actress. I don't see you doing a like a handstand and like taking a
like a grenade out of your back pocket and throwing it through a window as you flip off a table.
Hmm. Okay. You clearly have strong feelings about my limitations.
You know what? I traveled with you with a guitar and I saw what it was like you navigating a
guitar through an airport, getting it on a plane. It was very difficult for you.
All right. Fair enough. Fair enough. I will say this. I did recently purchase,
I'm so excited to get it a portable tap dancing floor. This is who you are? Yes.
So get ready for that. I've already started learning a tap dance to the song Footloose
and I'm going to send you a video I'm going to put on my overalls and I'm going to dance in front
of my barn on my portable floor. I will come and sit at the end of your driveway and play a few
glasses of the glass harmonica. All right. And I'm going to tap dance my little heart out.
Guys, that's been Franklin. Before we go, we have a final audio clip from Andy Daly.
I was curious. I had to know, has he ever played any other historic figures or founding fathers?
Here's what he had to say. I did play Teddy Roosevelt in an episode of Drunk History that
was very memorable. I got to ride a horse and wear a fake mustache and that was great.
But you know, a long time ago, back in I would say 2002, I put up a sketch show at the UCB
Theater in New York and one of the sketches was about Alexander Hamilton debating federalism with
someone which sounds like a terrible comedy sketch and maybe it was. But I played Alexander
Hamilton in that and it is my opinion that Lin-Manuel Miranda saw that sketch and was inspired
to write Hamilton and I've always felt kind of ripped off. Like it's, you know, it's nice that
Ron Chernow who wrote the Hamilton biography gets kind of, he gets credit for the extent to which
he inspired that play. But I am not, you will never see my name in the play bill or in the credits
of the movie. I am just very conveniently completely forgotten and I can't prove that Lin-Manuel
Miranda was in the audience or ever saw that sketch. But you know, common sense dictates that
that's how Hamilton came about. But that's it. Teddy Roosevelt, Alexander Hamilton and Ben Franklin
are the only founding fathers I have ever played in my entire career. Wow. Three more founding
fathers than I've played. I love it. I love Andy Daly. You guys, if you want to keep listening to
this very, very, very funny person, you can find him on his own Ear Wolf podcast called Bonanas
for Bonanza, which is a rewatch podcast of the classic Western TV show Bonanza. You can also
find him on Twitter and Instagram at TV's Andy Daly. His last name is spelled D-A-L-Y. I cannot
wait to listen to that podcast. I used to watch Bonanza with my dad. It's Andy Daly. That's all
you need to know. All right. Well, thank you guys so much for sending in your questions, for listening
to us ramble on about all of these deep dives we did. This was a lot of fun for us. We love this
episode and we hope you guys have a great week. Yeah, we'll see you next week.
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