Office Ladies - Health Care with Rainn Wilson

Episode Date: October 30, 2019

Hot Dog Fingers! The Health Care episode is here! The Ladies kick things off with some Fast Facts, Pam Sass, and Jenna's 'Sounds of Scranton' soundtrack. Then, the Lion himself, Rainn Wilson (Metaphys...ical Milkshake Podcast), calls in to discuss this Dwight-centric episode. Rainn reminisces about listing all the fake diseases (Count Choculitis) and being a new dad during the filming of this episode. Check out Rainn Wilson and Reza Aslan's new podcast, Metaphysical Milkshake here https://soulpancake.com/portfolio_page/metaphysical-milkshake/

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm Jenna Fisher and I'm Angela Kinsey. We were on The Office together and we're best friends. And now we're doing the Ultimate Office rewatch podcast just for you. Each week we will break down an episode of The Office and give exclusive behind-the-scenes stories that only two people who were there can tell you. We're The Office Ladies. Hey, welcome back to Office Ladies. It is Angela Kinsey and Jenna Fisher and we're going to be talking today about health
Starting point is 00:00:29 care. Health care. One of my favorite episodes from season one. I love it. I love this episode because to me it's The Office at its best because it's ordinary people doing ordinary things and it all goes south. And it's big stakes because having a job that has good health care is everything. So yes, today we are talking about season one, episode three, health care.
Starting point is 00:00:51 It was written by Paul Lieberstein who plays Toby Glenderson. Toby. Yes. It was written by Ken Whittingham. I love Ken. And we love Ken. Ken is the tall, gentle man. He is just so sweet and kind.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Oh, you and I would talk to Ken all the time. All the time, yeah. Probably like too much. Like he probably at some point was like ladies like, I kind of have work to do and we're like, hi, Ken. He's just so lovely. We had Ken back a lot over the entire nine seasons. He directed nine episodes of The Office including Phyllis' wedding.
Starting point is 00:01:25 Yes. We had a little bit of St. Louis there. I did. I hear it every once in a while, but you said Aver. Oh, is that a St. Louis thing? I don't know, but you say some words like different. I think it's St. Louis. The biggest St. Louis thing that I don't do, but that Phyllis does, speaking of Phyllis,
Starting point is 00:01:41 is Fardy Farr. So we have a highway there called Highway 44. They call it Fardy Farr and you eat with a fark. Yeah. Sometimes rain and Phyllis sat back to back, you know. And every once in a while, rain would just turn around to Phyllis and say, Phyllis, say 44. And she would like, Phyllis, like when she gets really tickled, she snorts when she
Starting point is 00:02:01 laughs. So she'd be like, Fardy Farr. Okay. All right. Keep going. All right. Well, let me do a summary of healthcare. It's pretty simple.
Starting point is 00:02:11 Jan tells Michael that he needs to pick a cheaper healthcare plan for his employees to help prevent downsizing. Michael gives the job to Dwight and then hides in his office all day because he knows. Oh, yeah. No one is going to want their healthcare slashed. There's just classic Michael passing the buck. For sure. Which we're going to see over and over and over in the lifetime of the show.
Starting point is 00:02:28 So after Dwight picks a plan that slashes almost all the benefits and the entire office revolts, Michael promises us a surprise. Yes. Very big. Yes. Which is, which is what you do with your children when you have to give them right bad news, but there's going to be a surprise. It's so true.
Starting point is 00:02:46 And what I think is interesting is that everyone is skeptical, but also like, well, maybe there is a surprise. It's so sad. It could be a surprise. It's a little bit like Charlie Brown kicked the football, like, you know, when Lucy kept doing that. I feel like they're like, there's no way he's going to come through, but maybe because we hate our job so much.
Starting point is 00:03:03 So maybe there'll be something that's going to happen. But then Michael has to spend the entire rest of the day scrambling to come up with something. Yeah. And what he comes up with is. Oh, just nothing. Just nothing. Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:16 All right, Jenna, do you want to do some fast facts? You know I do. I know you do. I know it. All right. So my first fast fact is that after the pilot episode, which we talked about was pretty much a word for word adaptation of the British pilot, because this was a British television show before it was an American television show.
Starting point is 00:03:37 After that, we started writing all original episodes. So diversity day was all original. It was our story. And this is all original with the exception of a little wink, a little nod to the British show. What trivia master? What? So in an episode of the British office, their Dwight character, whose name is Gareth, he
Starting point is 00:03:58 gets to lead an investigation into some dirty emails that came into the office. And so he takes over the conference room, and he even puts a little sign on the window. And that is the little thing that we stole for this episode, is that Dwight is going to do that same thing. He's going to take over the conference room. Yes. In this case, it is to pick a new health care plan for the company. So we did that from time to time.
Starting point is 00:04:24 We just do like these little nods to the British show, which I always think are kind of fun, especially because there were people who were huge fans of the original who were then watching our show. And that was like a little treat. Well, I like it. I like where your head's at starting out this episode with some really good trivia, Jenna. I like where you're going. I like it.
Starting point is 00:04:44 I've got my note cards ready, lady. Do you want to hit me with a note card or shall I continue with fast facts? No, no, no. Do your fast facts. I've got some note cards waiting for you, though. All right. Well, this is a fast fact, and it's actually something, Angela, that you pointed out. Oh, is it a Kinsey fast fact?
Starting point is 00:05:00 It's a Kinsey fast fact. Okay. That this is the first time we see Devon and Creed at their desks. Oh, yes. Yes. I love spotting little things in the background. Do you? I'm going to label you our background expert.
Starting point is 00:05:12 No, don't. I'm not the expert. You are. You're making things. You really notice continuity stuff. Was it because you spent so much time in the background, Angela? Is that a dig? No, we all did.
Starting point is 00:05:22 I'm totally kidding. No, we did, but I'm like... All right, Ms. Front Reception. Let me tell you something. Back in the accounting corner, we noticed Shataki. Okay. We noticed things. No, but you were always lurking back there.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Lurking? So I thought, maybe... Now I'm a lurker? I thought maybe, you know. You're noticing more of what's happening back there. Some real truths coming out today. You know what I noticed in this episode that Jim has an E.T. on his desk. An E.T. doll.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Oh, what? Like a little extraterrestrial doll. Yes, E.T. See what I'm saying? This is a Kinsey background observation. He's wearing, he's got a little E.T. on his desk and the E.T. is wearing like a blue coat. I have never noticed that. I know.
Starting point is 00:06:06 It's a, it's a, for you guys watching, it's at 14 minutes, around 35 seconds. There's an E.T. on Jim's desk and I'm like, what the heck? I don't remember that E.T. Anyway, see if you see E.T. at 14 minutes. Wow. See what I'm saying? You did have a note card. I have a ton of note card.
Starting point is 00:06:22 There you go. I have more. Okay, go. All right, Angela. Here's my last fast fact. And this is something I learned when I was doing my prep for this episode and I listened to the DVD commentary. So this is the third episode of season one. However, we shot it sixth.
Starting point is 00:06:40 What? Yeah. I remember we shot the pilot and then we waited like six months to see if we got picked up. Yeah. And then when we did get picked up, the writers had turned in, like they had all their scripts ready for season one because there were only five more to do. That's right. We only did six. We did not shoot them in the same order in which they aired.
Starting point is 00:07:01 So when we finished this episode, we all said goodbye. Oh my gosh. Do you know that? I remember that now. That puts a whole different filter on it now, like rewatching it because I feel like we were really loosey-goosey in this episode. I mean, we're going to talk about it, but a few of us just full on laugh and it's in the episode. But we were really, we were a tight knit group by the time we were filming this. Yeah, we were all pals at the time.
Starting point is 00:07:27 And I think it shows in the episode. And I think that might also be why I have such like a warm place in my heart for this episode because when we were filming this episode, we really believed. We really, really believed that this was the last one we would ever do. Oh, for sure. I thought we were not coming back at all. And I had my name, like they printed out our name like on paper, but then laminated it, you know, for our trailer door. Yeah, with a little bit of Velcro. And that was on our trailer door.
Starting point is 00:07:56 And I took my little laminated piece of paper that said my name. Me too. I still have it. I still have it. You know what I did? What? I made a mix tape. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:08:06 I made a mix tape and I called it something like Scranton Sound. Sounds of Scranton. Sounds of Scranton. And I gave it to John Raines Steve and BJ along with a tiny homemade scrapbook of some photos. And then, and then you said, hi, 1994 called. They want my mix tape back. I'm sure those guys were like this. And you were like the girliest present I've ever been given.
Starting point is 00:08:38 I just picture you giving that mix tape to people and some people like they don't even have a tape player in their car. No one. It was a CD. Okay. It was a mix CD. I call it mix tape. Okay. I pictured an actual mix tape.
Starting point is 00:08:51 No, it wasn't a cassette. It was a CD. I am certain if I had to bet money, I am certain no one ever listened to it. Oh. I listened to it all the time. You listened to it in your car ride because it was, it was the sounds of Scranton for you. It was the sounds of Scranton. This is real.
Starting point is 00:09:07 So my commute to where we filmed the first season of the office was very long. It was over an hour because I lived in the San Fernando Valley and we shot in Culver City. And if you live in Los Angeles or have ever been here, that is a very long commute in the morning. Yes. And I wanted to quote unquote get in character. So I wanted to pretend like I was driving in Scranton. So I wanted some sounds of Scranton. Did you, did you like?
Starting point is 00:09:30 I had a coffee. Research what people were listening to in Scranton. I didn't. How do you know? How do you know the sounds of Scranton? You know what? I really don't. I want to say I made a lot of assumptions.
Starting point is 00:09:40 And I kind of went back to my college days and I had some classic rock and a little bit of Garth Brooks. But now that I'm saying it, I realize I don't really know what East Coast people listen to. I was so whatever. It put me in a headspace. Well, I just want you to know, I want the sounds of Scranton on our website. I'm going to look for it. I want the pilots.
Starting point is 00:10:05 I bet I still have it. Also, I want to know if it was. It's going to be embarrassing. If it was a CD, I want to know, did you make a little cover and write out each song? Or did you type them out and print it? Is there a photo? What's the cover of the CD? The cover of the CD is a collage of different pictures that remind me of Scranton.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Wait, wait, wait. It's printed on the back. No, no, no. No, wait. Please stop. Please stop. These aren't photos of people on the show. No.
Starting point is 00:10:37 They're images of Scranton that you got from the computer. You got from the internet. And it's a collage. And so they're photos of Scranton. Yes. And it's called Sounds of Scranton. Right. And I would listen to it.
Starting point is 00:10:48 And I would listen to it on my drive to get into the character of Pam. Oh my God. And then I would go to work. This is all why I love you. Because I want to be best friends with a person that prints images of places in Scranton. And makes a collage. And I accept a CD. As I'm telling this story now, it's occurring to me that when you live in a city, you don't
Starting point is 00:11:12 make a tribute CD of the city you live in. Well, guess what? I lived in St. Louis my whole life and I never drove around with a CD called Sounds of St. Louis. Well, I'm going to now, Sounds of Los Angeles. Let's make it. I didn't know what to give as a wrap gift. That's a thing.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Do people know that when you finish a series, when you finish a season of a show, it's sort of customary to give out little presents to your cast members or to some of your crew members. And so I really did not know what to give out. You know, Kate Flannery, I give out Sounds of Scranton. Kate Flannery had these Dunder Mifflin candles made. Do you remember that? I have it.
Starting point is 00:11:51 I still have it. I have it. Yeah. But we really gifted. We were like, we're done. I got everyone to sign my script. So I still have that. And that's really cool.
Starting point is 00:12:01 And Kate gave me a photo of her and I standing at our trailers because we shared a trailer. Kate and I had a trailer and just the only thing between our toilets was like a plastic accordion door. So if I sat on my toilet and she sat on hers, our knees touched. So we made a vow to never use our toilets. We were like, we just can't. We can't, that's just not going to happen. I remember that.
Starting point is 00:12:26 You remember our plastic accordion door? I do. It didn't even really shut. So we just opened it and just shared basically one room with two toilets. Well, when I think back to that time, I remember having anxiety about, I mean, I've just had the most thrilling experience of my acting life. I had been a struggling actor for eight years before I got my job on the office. I'd never had a regular role on anything.
Starting point is 00:12:52 I'd done pilots, but they never got picked up. So this was my first series and I thought, well, what do I do if this show gets canceled? I guess I just go back to the beginning. I mean, we could have all had to go back and get day jobs again. I mean, so Kate Flannery and I both, we did not quit our day jobs for the first season of the office. Oh, I remember that Kate Flannery was still a waitress at Kate Manolini in Beverly Hills. And so she would work on the office and then she'd go wait tables.
Starting point is 00:13:22 I remember that. Yeah. And I was working at iOS, which was an improv theater and I was helping run the office and I stayed on and would help. Yeah. I just would have gone back to helping run a theater and improv classes and I ran the intern program. I fired someone who's now famous, one of my interns.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Who? Can you say? He's a lovable person and I love him. Tell me. So this was my intern who was always late. He was always late. The higher ups said, okay, you can be late three times and then you get fired. And so as an intern, his job was to keep the restroom clean or he had come early set up
Starting point is 00:13:57 the box office. Okay. Like we needed him there early and he was late a lot, but I really liked him. And then finally they were like, you're going to have to fire him. So he walks in one day and his name is Derek Waters, creator of drunk history, creator of drunk history. And he walked in and he was really late and I was like, Hey, Derek and he was like, Hey, Angela.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Are you going to fire me today? And I was like, I am. And he goes, okay. Oh my gosh, Angela, he told me the story. I wrote a book, everyone plug the actor's life, a survival guide. Check it out. Nice. Local books.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Nice. Local bookstores. Check it out. I wrote a book and I interviewed Derek in the book and he told me the story of being fired from IO. I did not know it was you that fired him. It was me. Well, it's still very much on his mind because he mentioned it in an interview.
Starting point is 00:14:47 I know. But anyway, I would just go back to running a theater basically. I have something. So I know healthcare is about the office, finding a good healthcare plan and the downsizing. I know the overall arc of this episode, but I just want you to know, I have started calling this episode the Pam Sass. The Pam Sass. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:15:09 I'm going to come up throughout this episode where Pam is super sassy. Well, well. Uh-huh. It starts off right away when Michael comes up to you and you say, I'm not making any copies. Like you're sassy out of the gate, lady. And then, then you say, oh, do you want me to repeat the messages for the, and like you look to camera?
Starting point is 00:15:29 I have many more as we go through this episode. What were you, did I piss you off before you watched this episode and then you're just looking for sass moment? I am not. Hey, listen, you rewatch it and right away, you're just like, you are here, like you are not here to mess around. Sorry, you try having a boss like Michael Scott and see what kind of mood it puts you in.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Well, you were sassy in this one. I was matter of fact. Pam Sass. Oh my goodness. Okay, go, go on. What's out? What else is there? That's it.
Starting point is 00:16:00 All right, lady, I think we should take a break. I think we should, but I think we should tell everyone that when we come back from our break, we're going to have a special guest. Well, I think you just told them. I did. We're going to be a tall drink of water. Mm-hmm. Mr. Rainn Wilson.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Yes. It's time to break down the healthcare episode. Let's do it. All right, we're going to go a little rogue here. Okay. We're going to do a phone call with Rainn Wilson. With Rainn Wilson. Yeah, there were just too many things about this episode that were Dwight centered and
Starting point is 00:16:29 we had a lot of questions from fans that I think we needed to go straight to the source. We agreed. And Rainn said yes, and we're so thrilled. So we're going to talk to Rainn. We're going to call him. Let's call Rainn. Hello. Is this Rainn Wilson?
Starting point is 00:16:42 Hey, Rainn. It is Rainn Wilson. Rainn Wilson. It's Jenna Fisher and Angela Kinsey. What's up, fella? How are you? Thanks for doing this. I'm great, guys.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Yeah. I'm really good. I'm launching a podcast this week called Metaphysical Milkshake and I'm doing that with Reza Aslan. And is this in coordination with SoulPancake? It is, yes. And it's life's big questions of philosophy and psychology and spirituality and sociology and we're talking to some of the world's greatest minds with some super interesting stories.
Starting point is 00:17:22 I love that. And that launches very soon. That is so you, Rainn. That is so great. You are the person I go to with all of those questions in life. We can tell people, I have called you on occasion sobbing. You are my person that I trust with those big life moments. So this makes total sense.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Sweet. It's true. That's so sweet. And I call you anytime I have an issue in the kitchen or anything with cooking or bread. Anything yeast related. I will say this though. Rainn, you know what I love is that you do reach out to Jenna and I in times when you're definitely wanting love and support and I love that we are all there for each other
Starting point is 00:18:01 like that. It's true. Oh, yeah. You guys are like the sisters that I never had. Oh, you're too. We've talked about you a little bit like how you would look at us and say like, look at them. They're just like, they're two hens like, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.
Starting point is 00:18:13 They will not stop talking. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah. Blah, blah. I mean, if the listeners could only know what those conversations were like on the set. I mean, it's just like, I made the best lasagna you did. I love lasagna.
Starting point is 00:18:28 One time I went to Italy. I had lasagna. One time I went to Italy. I've been to Spain. What time? I like Spain. I mean, rain. Rain.
Starting point is 00:18:36 So handsome. Do you like ham? I love ham. They weren't even that interesting rain. They weren't even that interesting. That's way more interesting. That is like way more, way more fascinating than anything we ever talked about for hours on end.
Starting point is 00:18:48 That's fantastic. It's so true. Okay. Well, we have some questions for you about the healthcare episode. We do. All right. Go. We have some questions for you about the healthcare episode, which is appropriate because this
Starting point is 00:19:01 is a Dwight A. storyline. Big storyline. One of your first real big one, right? Wow. Thanks, guys. Thanks for the support. Yeah. From 2004.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Yeah. Thank you. Hey, you did some great stuff a decade ago. Don't get it. It's true. All right. So I want to, I want to ask you, Rain, just what comes to mind for you when you first think of the healthcare episode?
Starting point is 00:19:26 That was the first episode that I remember that we spent an inordinate amount of time in the conference room. Yeah. And I remember saying hot dog fingers. Hot dog fingers. That was very funny. Hot dog fingers. Which totally made us break.
Starting point is 00:19:39 And they left it in the episode. Rain, I full on start laughing. And then Brian breaks character and points to me and starts laughing and it's still in the episode. That is your real laughing in that. That's me really laughing. It's true. They left in the edit.
Starting point is 00:19:53 You guys breaking. They're cracking over these diseases. It's truly hysterical. But I do remember saying to Kate Flannery, didn't I say like, you had your vagina removed and she's like, it was a hysterectomy, it was my uterus or something like that. I still have a vagina. Yes. That was in the conference room.
Starting point is 00:20:10 But when you first come out, this is a frequently asked fan question, which is, did you guys improvise the fake diseases or were they scripted? And I remember that there were scripted fake diseases. But then at a certain point, just Paul and the director and other writers came down and they were just handing you a piece of paper with improvised fake diseases. And none of us knew you were going to say hot dog fingers. It was a complete nutter surprise that was not in the script. Do you remember that?
Starting point is 00:20:45 Yes. There were some very funny ones that were scripted and nano robot, micro invasion or whatever that one was, that was in there and a lot of great ones were in there. But yeah, they kept feeding the other ones. It was very hard for me to keep a straight face. I wrote all the time. I know. I remember thinking, how are we going to have any usable takes?
Starting point is 00:21:07 I just know. Because we all kept laughing. You know, you get to a certain point in laughing when you just cross a line where you've just been tickled too much and you just can't bring it back. Yes. That happened. You know, that happened maybe like, I won't say every episode, but every two to three episodes that kind of happened for me and it absolutely happened in this one.
Starting point is 00:21:27 But my friend Kevin, Kevin Isolo is an actor in New York. He was visiting the set and he was the one who actually threw out hot dog fingers. Oh my God. Oh my God. Amazing. Kevin. That's his claim to fame. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:41 His claim to fame. I hope he has a shirt that just says hot dog fingers. I mean, I feel like we- I am going to buy him that shirt right now. Send that to him. That would be a really good shirt. It would be. Wasn't it?
Starting point is 00:21:54 Yeah. Hot dog fingers. Rain, you have one of my favorite talking heads in this episode. I mean, there's so many. You have so many good ones over the years, but this is like the one, definitely season one, that is like- It sort of is like the quintessential inn for Dwight. Yes.
Starting point is 00:22:10 It's the lion. Like your whole rant about, in the wild, there is no healthcare, in the wild, healthcare is- Right. Ow, I hurt my leg. Should we play it? Yeah. Do you want us to play it, Rain?
Starting point is 00:22:22 We have that ability here. Do you want to hear it? We're really high tech. Yeah, I love it. Yeah. You want to listen to yourself deliver a great talking head? I do. In the wild, there is no healthcare.
Starting point is 00:22:32 In the wild, healthcare is, ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead. Wow, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead. I love that so much. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:22:50 The only thing I'll say about that one was, you know, we were really establishing Dwight and his logic and how seriously he took himself and these kind of rules that Dwight started to develop where he's very hierarchical and status and like, this is how things must be done. But he has a completely different set of rules than other people do. Just how he sees the, one of the things I think that has given the character enduring appeal is he sees the world in a very clear way with these kind of stratum, stratum hierarchies of rights and wrongs and moralities and how things work and how they should work and they're
Starting point is 00:23:39 very severe and this is one of the first talking heads that kind of like dove delved into that world of Dwight and it's all Paul Lieberstein. He wrote that and he was very happy with, he was so excited to kind of help, he really helped direct. He wasn't directing the episode but he was right there kind of giving a ton of notes on different inflections and ways to say it. Oh, wow. Interesting, interesting.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Okay. Yeah. This is totally random but Rain, in re-watching this, during that talking head, you're passing out the new healthcare plan. You're tossing it to people. You're handing it around the office and it looks like you have a lollipop in your mouth. There is a white stick sticking out of your mouth as you're passing all these papers out. Angela, you should know something about this podcast Rain which is that Angela is constantly
Starting point is 00:24:28 picking up on these weird little details. Well, I'm just like, what the heck when I re-watched, I'm like, does Rain as Dwight, are you sucking on a lollipop as you're passing this out because that's brilliant. I have no memory of that whatsoever but I think maybe I was. Yeah. Well, look, around four minutes, 50 seconds, you'd like have, it looks like a lollipop in your mouth. Did you hear that?
Starting point is 00:24:52 Four minutes, 30 seconds. No, 50, around 50 seconds. 50 seconds. You're just like flippantly passing these papers though, sucking on a lollipop. I thought it was really cool and powerful. I don't know. I loved it. Well, this leads us into the scene with Jim and Pam confronting you about, confronting
Starting point is 00:25:09 Dwight about picking a horrible plan where he slashed all the benefits. You have all those other great Dwight-isms where you say you've never been sick, that you have an amazing immune system to which, you know, we ask you how can you have a great immune system if you've never been sick and it's just you have great genes and that's when you say that you can raise and lower your cholesterol at will. And I say, why would you want to raise your cholesterol and you say, so I can lower it? I remember shooting that scene with you and I remember that was the couplet that I couldn't get through.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Why would you, that was the one that got me. And that was a question from a fan actually, Christopher said, how many times did it take for you and Rain to get through the cholesterol scene and I can't remember how many times, but it was a lot, Christopher. Yeah, it's funny how in history, looking back on the office, there are these quotes that pop out that become like the classic quotes of the character and it's, it's interesting that, you know, for Dwight, there's like 15 or 20 kind of Dwight-isms that stand the test of time and that fans love to, you know, identity theft is not a joke, Jim, you know,
Starting point is 00:26:24 some of these ones and the cholesterol one is definitely one of them. I feel like another one of those phrases that people talk about is the count chocolateus, the scene when you are confronting Jim, but also something that ended up on the cutting room floor from this where you actually had meetings with a bunch of people in the office. You shot something where you confronted Oscar, you had, I think you had a meeting with him, didn't you, Angela? And it was very short. Probably.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Where he asks you if you wrote the fake diseases, because he goes through and like interviews people. Well, in your interview with Jim, you say, count chocolateus, why did you write that down, Jim, is it because you know I love count chocolate? I love the idea that you love count chocolate, that that's what Dwight has for breakfast in the mornings or maybe late at night while he's watching TV. Yeah, maybe it's a snack. Maybe he models himself after count chocolate, maybe there's a, he has an affinity for count
Starting point is 00:27:28 chocolate, a character, the person behind the cereal. Yeah, yeah, not even the cereal. It's not the cereal. The character. That's right. He loves count chocolate, the cereal. He's more just connected to actual count chocolate, he relates to him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Well, you brought it up earlier. There's also the conference room scene when you start announcing ailments and you tell us that if we want it covered, we have to fess up and admit that it's a real disease. And that's when you have that bit with Meredith where she says, you say inverted penis. And she's like, she said, do you mean vagina because if so, I want that covered. And then, then you bring up, I thought you didn't have a vagina, you had a hysterectomy and then she has that great line. I still have a vagina.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Yeah, I think I improvised, I improvised that. And this was early on, we started to kind of like improvise a little bit more. Wait, you improvised that she had a hysterectomy? Did you improvise that because that pays off later in another episode? No, no, no, no, no, that was in there, the hysterectomy, but I, the line that I thought you didn't have a vagina was mine. Oh, okay, yeah. That sounds like you.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Isabel has been wanting to watch The Office Reign and I, I haven't let her yet, but now like all of her friends have seen it in fifth grade and so I let her watch this episode with me. In fifth grade? Her friends have seen The Office? Her friends, oh my God, they're obsessed. Yeah. Oh, that's when it starts now.
Starting point is 00:28:56 That's when it starts. Fifth grade. Fifth grade. But fifth grade is young. Fifth grade is young. And so Isabel hasn't seen The Office and I, I didn't have her watch it because I didn't think it was age appropriate and also I just need to be mom, you know, and, but she's getting more curious now.
Starting point is 00:29:10 And so she loves the bloopers. So we've watched the bloopers because they were on YouTube and then I was rewatching this episode and she wanted to watch it. So I let her watch it with me and it's, so her, her introduction to The Office is healthcare. Oh my goodness. And, um, so anal fissures. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 00:29:31 That scene came up and she was like, wait, mom, that's not a real thing. Is it? What is that? And I was like, oh God, it is a real thing. And then she's like, but if you ride on the New York, uh, if you ride on the New York subway, they have ads up for anal fissure. There you go. You read all about them.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Well, Isabel turned to me and goes, does Brian have anal fissures? I'm like, no, no, Brian doesn't. Brian does not. Kevin does. Kevin does. And anyway, it was just sort of funny to, to watch the episode with her. Well, this is a little bit off the topic of healthcare, but a little on the topic of just how we're friends in real life.
Starting point is 00:30:08 People ask that all the time. We're friends in real life, right, Rain? Rain? Yes. Yes. Yes, we are. Jenna. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:17 We've gone to lunch. We text. Do you need, do you need a firming? Can I get this in writing? No. Okay. No, that we're all friends in real life and they shared so much of our lives, uh, doing the show for so long, I remember that, um, your wife holiday was pregnant with your son
Starting point is 00:30:33 when we were shooting the pilot. Yes. And then I remember how he was born during an episode, but Rain, I couldn't remember which episode it was. We were shooting. So Walter, Walter was born during the hot girl person, first girl episode. Oh, right. So they shot me out the first two days.
Starting point is 00:30:55 They just were like, Oh, well, just shoot all rain scenes on Monday and Tuesday. And then sure enough, late Tuesday night, Walter was born and it was a horrific, uh, ugly, difficult birth and, uh, we were in the hospital emergency room and all that kind of stuff. You can read about that in my book. Yeah. The Bassoon King. Yes.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Yes. Available now. Mm-hmm. No, I wasn't talking to you two. I was talking to all the listeners out there. Listeners, if you want the full story, you can read about it in the Bassoon King. Get Rain's book. The Bassoon King.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Yes. It's a very good book. So that was kind of crazy. And then I had a couple of days off and, uh, I don't, I think it just came in Monday. We shot out of order. Yeah. So because that, um, hot girl is the last episode that airs for season one, but it was, we shot it in the middle.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Healthcare was actually the last episode that we shot. And you had a little tiny Walter while you were shooting this episode. Yeah. And I remember you had to come back to work Monday. You only had what? You were so tired. Five days off after he was born. We spent the whole weekend in the hospital.
Starting point is 00:31:59 We were, my wife was in the hospital for like four or five days. So we went home from the hospital, maybe Sunday night or even that Monday morning and I came to work on Monday. You came to work. Oh my God. And I remember being worried. I remember just thinking, just being concerned for- I hope that you guys are okay.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Yeah. Just emotionally what that meant. Yeah. Everything worked out great. She's great. Walter's great. All aces. It's all aces.
Starting point is 00:32:22 And the first time I met your wife was when we were filming The Pilot. And I remember how you introduced me to her. I'll never forget it. You said- No. This is my wife, Carrier of my Seed. That's such a Dwight thing to say. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:41 We were like, oh, thanks for it. She was like, oh, hi, I'm Holly. Aw, great. The line blurs. Yeah. It definitely blurs between me and Dwight. I think the line blurs between all of us and our characters in some regard. For sure.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Rain, thank you so much for talking with us on our podcast. Hey, this was great. I love the healthcare episode. And I'll have to- if you'll invite me back, I'll come into the studio and we can sit down and- Oh. Just have high fives and iced tea. Yes.
Starting point is 00:33:11 Let's do that. Let's do that. And you guys, we have to all check out Rain's new podcast, Metaphysical Milkshake. Yep. And Rain, that is on what- where do we find that? It's on Luminary. Luminary. I'm gonna upload the Luminary app and it'll be right on that Luminary app.
Starting point is 00:33:24 Well, I can't wait to listen, Rain. I love you so much. Thank you. We love you. I love you guys and miss you. I'm so happy you're doing this podcast and the fans are just gonna love it. I hope so. All right.
Starting point is 00:33:36 All right, Rain. Okay, come back. Okay, we love you. Bye. Okay. See you soon. Bye. Thanks, guys.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Why is it every time we talk to someone from the show, I want to start to cry? Like, I'm like tearing up a little. I don't know. I don't know that those relationships are so fundamental to us. Yes. They are like family and it doesn't- it's a crew member. It's a cast member. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:33:58 It's just such a special chapter in our lives and just hearing Rain's voice and him laughing at you and I being chatty. It just brought me straight back. Rain, thank you so much for coming on. That just made my day. Angela, I want to talk about something that was one of our other moments. One of the most popular questions and it came from a fan and it's something I was wondering about as well.
Starting point is 00:34:24 When I watched this episode, it has to do with the accounting department. Okay. So this is for you. Okay. Paige O. Murphy asked, I love how you get to see the start of the dynamic between the accounting department and healthcare. And this is when you're leaving the conference room and you say, you let him walk all over you.
Starting point is 00:34:44 And I'm like, did you talk to him? Did you talk to him? What's that? I'm like, it's a pathetic. You let him walk all over you. And Kevin's like, what are you guys talking about? And I'm like, nothing, Kevin. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:54 So her question is how much of that was you guys improvising and how much was written? Uh-huh. This is to me like the quintessential accounting department dynamic. Yes. This is on my note card because to me, this really defined our corner this moment. Yeah. So let's watch it. And then I want to hear.
Starting point is 00:35:13 I want to hear the real story. Okay. This is not good. This is ridiculous. Did you talk to him? What was that? You let him walk all over you. It's just pathetic.
Starting point is 00:35:23 What are you guys talking about? Nothing, Kevin. There it is. There it is. Okay. So, so, so we improvised that and here's the thing that I learned really quickly on this show and I learned it from our B camera operator, Matt Zone. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Matt was like, and if you guys have bits, make them quick and they have a chance of getting in the show. And so we had this moment where we were all walking back to our desk and Oscar and I kind of improvised this moment where I'm like, you know, did you talk to him and he's like, what was that? And then we kind of just had this chit chat on the way and our B camera operator got it and he was like, guys, if you tighten that up, it's going to make it, it'll make it in I think if you tighten it up.
Starting point is 00:36:03 So we did. We had this back and forth and then of course, like I had no idea that Brian was already walking up behind us and so he was like, what are you talking about? I was just like, nothing, Kevin, and it just sort of crystallized that, you know, like Oscar and I have this like weird sort of like office, like dysfunctional marriage in a way, you know, and that Kevin is like our child that we're like, just stay out of it, leave him out of it. And it was just so fun that it made it in for us.
Starting point is 00:36:31 That was really fun. How did that dynamic come together? Because I know you guys would have to get stuck in the background. We've established that. But for real, you did. And I know you guys are all comedic and broad performers. Well, Oscar and I had done a show together, you know, we met well before the office. I've talked about this before.
Starting point is 00:36:49 We had done a sketch show together called Hot Towel and we've known each other a long time. We had done the groundlings together and I think we just naturally fell into step with one another. I knew my character was always annoyed. That's like, that was like a base, my baseline is I was always annoyed. And then just the way that Brian did Kevin, he seemed a little bit like the idiot. So pretty much if I had anyone I could go to about something, it was Oscar and I was
Starting point is 00:37:17 always annoyed and I was always going to him and he never had the answers I wanted. And then I just didn't want to even talk to Kevin. So that just sort of like came about naturally, I think, and Oscar and I just picked up on all those cues. Well, I love that Greg and the directors gave our camera operators the license to pick up moments that they hadn't even been directed to pick up. Yeah, like they would keep one eye open on everything that was happening in the background and especially Matt, his job was to catch reactions and to catch these little moments
Starting point is 00:37:50 that were happening off of the main action. And Matt went on to direct episodes in later seasons. Yes, he did. And our director this episode, Ken Whittingham, was so great about letting us have that creative opportunity. So when he saw us do that as we walked away, he was like, yeah, yeah, keep doing that. And so he encouraged us. And then, you know, we used to joke that we would have just kept going and going.
Starting point is 00:38:15 And so I'd be like, I'd have to say all, I would say all the time to Brian and Oscar, it's not, it's not our show, guys. It's not our show. It's not our show. And we had this whole like running bit that we did for years that there was an actual spin-off called Los Acanthodores, Oscar, Angela, y Kabeen. And it lived on Telemundo. That was our spin-off.
Starting point is 00:38:36 Angela, that is actually a really good idea for a spin-off. Just the accountants. The accountants. And Creed. And Creed. The accountants and Creed. The accountants. Well, I just think Creed has to work in every office.
Starting point is 00:38:48 Yes, somehow, right? Yes. Like he's always there. I actually would like Creed to be in every project. I need a phone number. Who's? I need to call someone at NBC. Who are you calling?
Starting point is 00:38:56 I don't know. I think this is gold. I actually would like Creed to just show up in every project I have for the rest of my life. Also, he texted me this morning and he really wants to come on the show. So I said... Well, he's coming on the show. Yeah, that's happening.
Starting point is 00:39:08 I know exactly what episode too. Oh, you've got it. All figured out. Yeah, he needs to come on for the Halloween episode, which is the first episode that he speaks. No, Jenna, that is not the first episode that he speaks in. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Look at it. Look at my note card. He has a few lines in this episode of healthcare. What? Creed does not speak in healthcare. Yes, he does. No, he does not. Lady, you have to listen.
Starting point is 00:39:32 Okay. So you know the scene when Michael calls the Lackawanna coal mine? Yes. For, you know, he's calling because he's like, hey, is there some kind of ride there? And there's a voice that's like, well, you know, it's an industrial elevator. It goes 300 feet into the ground really slowly. Yes. And Michael's like, what is there?
Starting point is 00:39:51 Laser tag down there. And he's like, nope. Remember that guy? Yeah. It's Creed. What? Yes. The voice of the coal miner guy is Creed?
Starting point is 00:40:01 Yeah. No way. Well, this is... Between the two of us, I'm sure someone out there caught this, but I was watching this episode with my daughter and she was like, mommy, that voice sounds familiar. And I was like, it does. The voice of the man that works at the coal mine sounded familiar to us. And I was like, oh my gosh, it's Creed.
Starting point is 00:40:20 It's Creed. And I texted Creed and he said, yeah, I was so excited. He said that Ken Kuapas, who was a friend of his, who was our director. He said, you know, Creed, why don't you read this? And Creed did. And they were really happy with it. And he really felt like that helped him sort of down the line for Halloween because they already thought he was funny.
Starting point is 00:40:41 And he is so funny. He's so funny. And his timing is perfect. Perfect. Yes. But I want you to know, I said, Creed. Oh my gosh. So that was your first speaking part on the office was as that coal miner guy.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Yeah. And he goes, no. What? I know. I know. This is episode three. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:41:01 You don't know this. And I'm bouncing in my chair because you don't know this. Okay. The actual first time that Creed ever spoke was in diversity day. What? Yes. So at the time they needed some banter and our first AD did not realize that Creed wasn't in a series regular and didn't have a contract that he was just a background player.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Just a background. They're literally like that. The contract for background player is you are not allowed to speak. If you speak, there's a big bump in pay. And they have to pay you. Yeah. Creed said, the AD said to him, can you fill in some banter with Phyllis? And Creed was like, you know me, Ange.
Starting point is 00:41:35 I'm not shy. So he has this banter with Phyllis and it made it in the episode. And then they realized they wanted to use it, but Creed wasn't officially under contract. So then they paid him and that is actually his first line. Well, my mind is blown. Your mind is blown because Creed actually had an improv line in diversity day that made it in the show. And that is the first time he spoke.
Starting point is 00:41:59 The second time he spoke was the elevator shaft operator guy on the phone with Michael. And then Halloween as we will get to is his big, big moment. Yes. Oh, that is some good stuff. That was a good note card, lady. Very good note card. Okay. Michael, well, I have trivia.
Starting point is 00:42:17 I have trivia. Why are you looking at me like that? I don't know. I have trivia. I've been feeling very smug with my. You are. My Creed trivia. Well, it was really good.
Starting point is 00:42:25 All right. Here's mine. You know the scene when Michael goes to the travel agent, where he wants to try to get us the all expense paid trip to Atlantic City, where he says the thing about like, isn't there like bus that takes you there and then you get all your meals comped? Everything's free. Everything's free. And the travel agent is like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:44 I don't really know anything about that. You might want to just contact the casino directly. Do you know who played the travel agent? Is it his friend from college, Charlie Hartsock? Damn it. Angela. I remember that. I remember Steve was really excited because his friend from, you know, like his good friend
Starting point is 00:43:02 was going to be on set that day, but you weren't there that day. I wasn't Jenna, but Steve is my friend and he shared with me. Man. Uh-huh. All right. Well, what else have you got? We've got more note cards over there. You know what, Jenna, when I was watching this, I was like, oh my gosh, this really,
Starting point is 00:43:20 this episode in particular, I felt like we really saw that, that peep shot. And I know we're going to talk about it. The spy shot. Angela, I call it the peep shot. Well, hey, please don't call it that to anyone else. It's called the spy shot. Well, you, you just called the spying. We're not peeping.
Starting point is 00:43:38 Excuse me. You called the background actors lurkers. So we're lurking and we're peeping. Okay. But it's just that shot where you go through the blinds, right? Yeah. And we saw that a lot in this episode because Michael is hiding. He is hiding in his office and one of my favorite ones, when you're being sassy, the
Starting point is 00:43:55 PAM. Oh my gosh. The PAM sass. The peep and a sass. It's a peep and a PAM sass. So we're looking through the blinds and Michael is just playing with his truck. He's rolling the truck. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Back and forth. And he's claiming that there's many calls coming in. Yeah. Busy, busy, busy, busy. Still no one calling, still no one calling. It's matter of fact. You find matter of factness to be sass. No.
Starting point is 00:44:18 I think there's a little bit of sass on it. But yeah. So I thought, I love that you got to see how we spy on people through the camera, that we get to see these moments. They don't know that we're seeing. Yeah. And you'll see it over and over. But when I watched the BBC version of this show and then when I watched our version, those
Starting point is 00:44:36 were the only shows doing that at this time. We were really trying to employ what you would do on an actual documentary where you want to like catch people when they're not aware they're being filmed. And we behave differently when we are being, know we're being filmed or not. And so that was, we would use the spy shot when we needed to catch people. Or the peep shot. Okay. Or the peep shot as Angela is calling it.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Moving on. Moving on. All right. Next card. Two observations about John in this episode. The first one has to do with his hair. John has a full-on bowl haircut in this. What?
Starting point is 00:45:10 Yes. Sam, can you pull up a picture of John in this to show Jenna? I grew up in a small town and some of these farm boys, they would just put a bowl on their head and cut their hair around it. What was that about? I don't know. Look at that. Oh, it's a bowl.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Oh, it's 14 minutes and 19 seconds. That's full bowl. Full bowl. Okay. And then the other thing I noticed about John is that John says D-white. He does say D-white. He says D-white. D-white.
Starting point is 00:45:38 I say D-white. I say D-white. He said, well, he doesn't say D-white. He says D-white. D-white. Okay. D-white. John says D-white.
Starting point is 00:45:46 D-white. D-white. D-white. Oh, my God. John says D-white. And I say D-white. I say D-white. D-white.
Starting point is 00:45:54 I absolutely love it now because it just makes me miss John. And every time I hear him say D-white, it just makes me smile. So there are my two John observations. And I have an observation about Jim in this episode, which is, and actually, if Fan pointed this out as well, I had noticed it, but I will give some props to the other person who noticed it, except I don't have their name written down. I'm sorry. Person out there, you know who you are.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Which is that all of this could have been avoided if Jim had just taken 15 minutes and picked a plan. No, I know. No, he- The way he was asked in the beginning of the episode. Yes. And he ends up having this fun, playful day with Pam, but if we're going to get real here, it cost him and everyone else in the office decent health care.
Starting point is 00:46:43 On the other hand, in his defense, I will say the task was to slash the health care. So I'm not sure he could have done much better than D-white, but maybe he could have. Well- Does it make him kind of not as charming? I don't know. Well, I think what happens- This is an argument. I think what happens in this show is that Michael passes the buck to Jim and Jim passes
Starting point is 00:47:06 it to Dwight and it happens over and over. It does. It does. And Jim is just like, listen, I don't get paid enough to do this. Yeah. Well, and I think the argument really can be made that Jim knew it was inevitable. Like what we ended up with is what we were going to end up with, although the other argument can be made that Dwight made it worse than it needed to be.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Okay. I have another note card. Okay. Okay. Here it is. One of the things I love about our props department is just all the little details in the back. And a great example of this is all of the motivational posters that you see around Dunder Mifflin.
Starting point is 00:47:42 There's so many. They're brilliant. They're brilliant. I like to think that like Michael Scott really thinks they're going to get everyone to like feel affirmed in their day. So you know, there's one behind you in reception that just says teamwork. Yep. And it's a bunch of people.
Starting point is 00:47:56 They've jumped out of a plane and they're all locking arms. That teamwork. But these are all over the office though. At 15 minutes, 50 seconds around there, it flashes to the clock on the wall. And under the clock, you just see it says self affirmations, self esteem. And then you can't see what else it says, but I'm like, what is under the clock? What are all these self affirmations? The detail work in our set design was incredible.
Starting point is 00:48:21 And that was Michael Gallenberg. He was our set designer. He was so amazing. So many details and then the props department would any time there was some sheet of paper that we had to look at as a prop, it was a fully formed idea. You know, if there was a memo, they wrote out like a whole real fake memo and they were funny. Under the plane stationary.
Starting point is 00:48:41 There's always funny little jokes hidden in them. And also all around the office, if you're in the break room, the menus, the magnets on the fridge, they're all from Scranton. They reached out to local businesses in Scranton and they all sent their items and they're all throughout our office. Also, of course, Froggy, 95.5 local Scranton radio. That's what should be your playlist. You should have just listened to some Froggy.
Starting point is 00:49:06 I really should have. All right. This episode ends with Michael coming out of his office. He's successfully hidden in his office until 5pm after 5pm. And the entire office is waiting to confront him, both about the horrible healthcare plan that Dwight picked, and to finally find out, please, what is the surprise? Yes. Because he's come in attempting to surprise us with ice cream sandwich.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Oh, he about hit me in the head with an ice cream sandwich. I mean, Steve actually, like, look at the look on his face after that take. I was like, he was like, how close did that come? I was like, Steve, you pretty much almost hit me in the head with it. And he also announced so proudly, operation surprise. Yes. And so we're like, okay, what is it? What is it?
Starting point is 00:49:52 And it's all he could come up with in his whole day was ice cream sandwiches. So now it's the end. And then he says that's not the surprise. It's surprising, but it is not the surprise. So at the end of the episode, you confront him. I do. I love it. I loved being the person that confronted him because Steve is so funny and he turned
Starting point is 00:50:09 him in. He's like, yes, Angela, thank you for reminding me. So you ask him point blank, what is the surprise, Michael? And then he says the surprise is. And then he short circuits, he just stops talking, he just stops talking and it just starts to have like upper lip sweat. And we all are just looking at him. It is so awkward.
Starting point is 00:50:37 It's so awkward. And I remember when we did it, like timing it out to that moment where we start to like slowly leave each person. And how long that felt. Yes. It felt so long. It really did as we were standing there. And they had choreographed the order in which we would leave.
Starting point is 00:50:55 And of course we did many takes, so we would have to come back and reset. And I remember thinking, are we going to leave this? This is a giant pause with no dialogue. Is this going to be able to stand because that was not something you did on television shows. In fact, on television shows, especially comedies, it was pretty traditional to have like set up, set up, joke, set up, set up, joke. And this was like a whole different rhythm.
Starting point is 00:51:21 And so, yeah, I remember this. And I remember he just had to stand there. Oh, it was so awkward. And then when you watch it, it's so like cringey, but it's perfect. It's perfect. It's so good. And I, there's so many times, like when I watch episodes of The Office where I'm like, how does Michael come back from that?
Starting point is 00:51:38 Like I say that to myself. Like how does he come back the next day and be like, we all knew there was no surprise. We all knew, but man, we made him suffer through that pause. And then best last line ever after that suffering silence, Rain says, oh, Jan wants you to call her. So good. So good. That's healthcare guys.
Starting point is 00:51:59 That is healthcare. Thank you so much, Rainn Wilson for calling in and it was just so great to hear your voice. And guys, if we missed anything, remember you can write us at officeladiesatearwolf.com and just put the, put the episode name in the subject line so that we can easily sort through things. Put the episode in the subject line or Jenna's going to be ticked off. I won't be ticked off. You're going to get some PAM sass.
Starting point is 00:52:21 You're going to get some PAM sass. You might get PAM sass. Oh, I'm just going to go listen to the sounds of Scranton. I'll be right back. I'll see you guys next week. See you next week when we do the Alliance. The Alliance. Oh, there's so much good stuff in that one.
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