Office Ladies - Night Out
Episode Date: April 7, 2021This week we’re breaking down Night Out. In pursuit of finding the love of his life, Michael clup-hops with Ryan and Dwight in New York City. Meanwhile, the rest of the Dunder Mifflin crew gets lock...ed in the parking lot. Terry Carnation, host of the podcast Dark Air, reads today’s episode summary and we hear from Noel Petok on what it was like to play Ryan’s friend, Troy. Angela gives us the history of the slow clap, Kate Flannery sends in an audio clip about what it was like getting hit in the head with that football and Jenna gives great advice on how to avoid a UTI. So pour yourself a glass of wine and sink into a hot bath because you deserve this episode. Listen to Dark Air with Terry Carnation: https://www.stitcher.com/show/dark-air-with-terry-carnation
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I'm Jenna Fisher. And I'm Angela Kinsey. We were on The Office together. And we're
best friends. And now we're doing the Ultimate Office rewatch podcast just for you. Each
week we will break down an episode of The Office and give exclusive behind-the-scenes
stories that only two people who were there can tell you. We're The Office, ladies.
Hello, everybody. Hi, you guys. We have a very exciting episode today. It is season
four, episode 15, Night Out. Yeah, we traveled. We went on the road. There was
locations and tons of extras. This was a big production for us. Very little
happens in The Office. That's right. Well, this was written by Mindy Kaling,
directed by Ken Whittingam. And today we have a surprise. I'm not reading the
summary again today. Jenna's gonna skip out on her duties. Sorry. Geez. I mean, I
know. Was I throwing you shade a little bit? Skip out. Well, we have a super fan
who wanted to read the summary. For today's episode, it's Terry Carnation.
Terry, welcome. Thank you so much for having me. I am a huge fan, as you
previously stated, of Office Women podcast, and you, Jennifer Fisher, and Angel.
Everything that you guys do and this show, which is just so hysterically funny.
This episode, in particular, I'm so thrilled to be summarizing for your
listening pleasure. Well, we're happy to have you, Terry. Yes. Thank you. Angela, not
Angel, but I appreciate. Of course, Angela, but you are an angel. After all, let's not
forget. Oh, excellent. Well, should I jump right in, Office Women? Please, let's do
it. Excellent. This episode is entitled The Night Away, and it is an excellent
episode that features James Halpert and his wife, Pamela, and they are striving
to consummate their relationship. And apparently, there's a young fellow named
Dwight Scruti and his best friend, Scott Michael, they are running across
New York City in this episode. It seems that Ryan has gotten into a little
trouble with the devil's candy. And by that, I mean that fierce little lady,
cocaine. Terry, I have a question. Have you seen this episode? I haven't seen this
episode in particular. I have seen an episode of this show, and this is my
theory, if I may share it with you, too. About the office? The building is possessed.
Why else would the people inside it act the way they do? Why would this delightful
Pamela fall in love with that floppy-haired misfit? James Halpert, it makes no
sense. People behaving in just absurd ways. The building is possessed. The
building itself may be a demon, and Dwight Scruti himself may be some kind
of dibbick or homonculus. You think there's paranormal activity? In fact,
several members of the office might be from hell. I am here merely to speculate.
I am saying that perhaps there is a story underneath the story. Yes, this is a light
comedy about co-workers. Hardiharhar. But underneath it all, there may be
something far more nefarious. Wow. Terry, how many episodes have you seen? Just the
one? I am planning on starting to watch this show as soon as we finish this
podcast, because it is bewitching me. It has bewitched me. Okay, so you haven't
seen any episodes then? I have not, and have you listened to any episodes of
Dark Air with Terry Carnation? No, you have not, so we're even Steven. Okay, well,
I don't think... I think we've... That show, Even Stevens, I have watched every episode
of Even Stevens. Okay, well, Terry, I think there might have been a miscommunication
with your agent. Big fan, huge fan. Thank you so much for having me, office women,
and all of the listeners. Thank you for enjoying this show in these two
delightful young women, as they share their inner torment with you on a
weekly basis. Thank you, Terry Carnation, and I'm sure everyone will want to check
out Dark Air. It's gonna premiere April 1st on Audio Boom. Terry, we'd love to
have you back if you ever start watching the show. If you watch an episode, let us
know. I really should do that. It looks fascinating. Well, thank you, Terry. There
is one young, accountant-blonde woman who I find very intriguing. Oh, boy. Really?
Fictionally speaking. Thank you for having me, office women. Thank you, Terry.
Goodbye, Terry. Goodbye. Lady, he'd never seen the show. I don't. He had no idea what we were
talking about. He also sounded suspiciously like Rainn Wilson. He really did. He
really did. He called me Angel. Well, that was an adventure. We tried something new.
That was exciting and confusing. I feel like we have some phone calls to make
after we're done. Yeah, I feel like we're gonna text some people. All right, should
we get into this episode? Should you actually read a summary? I'd be happy to.
A lonely Michael and Dwight go to New York City to party with Ryan and meet
ladies. In the meantime, the Scranton employees work late to avoid working over
the weekend, but they wind up getting locked into the Scranton Business Park.
And Terry did get this part right. Ryan may have a drug problem. Oh, man. Yeah.
What are your fast facts? Here's a fast fact for you, Ange. I thought we could do
a little breakdown of our guest star, Troy Underbridge. This is his second
appearance on the show. You guys know he first showed up in the deposition. He is
played by Noel Petok and we reached out to him. Yes, we did. And Noel was so sweet
he sent in a bunch of audio clips and he had some fun stories to share with us.
Well, the first thing we wanted to know, we asked a lot of our guests, how did he
get the job on the office? And here's what he had to say. Hello office ladies.
This is Noel Petok and I don't recall really Alison Jones ever having the
audition. I actually started the whole process doing background through
central casting. So I did, I think just one episode where I did background, I
was not really goofing off but acted like I was kind of goofing off, texting on a
phone. I was kind of the posse of Ryan, EJ Novak's character and had a good time
doing it. I mean, just enjoyed the process and later down the line, I had
gotten a phone call from the assistant director and she said she had spoken to
Alison Jones and asked me if I'd like to appear on a couple episodes here and
there. But I didn't actually audition, they just kind of offered me the role
and I gladly accepted. So Angela, when I was a struggling actor, I did tons of
background work in the hopes that someone would sort of discover me and give
me a speaking role. It never happened. It's super rare, but it did happen on our
show. I mean, that's literally how Creed ended up becoming a series regular on
our show. He started doing background work and it's just something that I kind
of like about our show. Yeah, me too. And this was also true for some of our
warehouse employees that really just started as background characters and
then as years went by, they got to have speaking parts. And as an actor, that is
so thrilling. But I love that Noel was there and that they went on to use him
in several episodes. Well, that was due in large part to Mindy Kaling and he
actually talks about that in this next audio clip. Mindy wrote this
episode. So here's what he had to say. There is most definitely one person I'd
like to thank who actually, I believe, wrote my character originally. And that
is Mindy who came up with the character and she kind of came through in the
office and ended up getting her on show. And Mindy is incredible. She's so
sweet and smart. And I've got to thank Mindy for writing up this character,
which was a blast to play. So sweet. I love that. Me too. Well, we have even
more audio clips from Noel that we're going to share later in the show. And he
is just the nicest guy. It was so nice to get to reconnect with him. Yeah. All
right, my lady, what is your next fast fact? My next fast fact is a location
breakdown because we got some fan questions from Abby, Lana and Natalie,
who would like to know was this episode filmed in an actual nightclub. And
Mariah Kay asked, are they different clubs? You know, the guys go to two
different clubs. Yeah, yeah. Did we film in different locations or is it just
two rooms in the same building? Well, I'll tell you guys. Tell us. In the
episode, Michael and Dwight and Ryan and Troy, they go party at clubs in New
York City. These club scenes were all filmed in downtown Los Angeles at the
Edison nightclub. Now, the Edison nightclub is really big and they had
several different rooms and they dressed them to look like two different
clubs. So we only went to one location and we knocked it all out and they
filled the club with all background actors. But, Ange, the Edison actually
has a very cool history. The nightclub? Yes. Have you ever been there? Not
only have I never been there, I've never heard of it and I've lived in LA for
over 20 years now. And if that tells you my hip factor, I had never heard of
this nightclub. Me either, Angela, the only nightclub I've ever been to and
have still ever been to is the one you took me to for my bachelorette party.
That's it. That's so crazy. And I had never heard of that one. Remember, that
was like a friend of a friend who was like trying to help me plan a night
out for you. Okay, go on. Well, the Edison nightclub is in a historic
building. It's called the Higgins building and it was the site of LA's
first private power plant. How about that? In downtown LA? Yeah. Wow. But
here's the most interesting part, at least to me. They have a dress code
because, quote, we are dedicated to a resurgence of old world style and a
sense of romance that once dominated Los Angeles nightlife. So the nightclub,
you have to look like fancy, like you got to wear suits and dresses and what
not? Well, I think that's what they're hoping for. Basically, after 9 p.m.,
there are certain things you cannot wear. So here's the list of things you
cannot wear. Why do I feel like this is going to roll me out? Oh, yeah,
because listen to the first thing you can't wear. Athletic wear. Oh, no. Oh,
my athleisure wear. This includes shorts, jerseys, hoodies and baseball caps. So
Josh can't go. I can't go. You also can't have a backpack. Oh, you cannot
wear flip flops, sandals, short sleeve shirts or excessively torn or baggy
jeans. Short sleeve shirts. That's interesting. I mean, it gets hot here. Sorry.
Don't know what to tell you, but if you would like to go to the location where
we film night out, you can go, but dress spiffy. There you have it, folks. And
lady, that's all I got. I know I normally do three fast facts, but Terry ate up a
lot of our time. And I think we should just go to a break and come back and
get into this episode. Are you using Terry to cover up the fact that you don't
have three fast facts? We'll see you after this break.
Okey dokey. We are back and I have to point out one thing before we get into
the episode breakdown. What is it? I'm gonna see if you notice listeners, you
won't be able to see this, but my lady over zoom is looking at something. I
don't know if she's going to notice. I'm flipping through my document that I
prepared for the week and there are no sticky notes. There is nothing like
taped. What is it? I did none of my crazy taping pieces of paper and sticky
notes. I downloaded the document into a word document. Yes. And I typed in my
stuff instead of writing it on stickies and sticking it all over. Modern
times. And how did it feel, Angela, to have just pieces of paper without
things crafted to it? I really don't know how I feel about it. I'm really on
the fence and I'll tell you why I did it. You guys, this isn't really how my
brain works. I am a sticky note person. I stick them all over the place. But
here's the thing. You guys know that I'm currently sitting in my husband's
closet on a tiny table we drug in from one of the boys bedrooms. It's like
not even an actual desk. That means I have no countertop. I have no place
for note cards and all my little pieces of paper I like. I loved it when we
were in the studio. Hopefully we'll be able to go back there. But because of
counter space, it forced me to become more tech savvy and type it all into
one document. I am also excited to soon get back into the studio, I hope. But I
will say sometimes you had so many note cards that it encroached on my space.
And I couldn't even fit an eight and a half by eleven sheet of paper on the
desk because of your note card. So I would love to see some maybe hybrid form.
A hybrid for you because that'd be super cool for me. But lady, you do you. You
bring it every week to the podcast and your method is your method. And I support
it even if it means I don't have room for a single sheet of paper. Well, I had to
call it out because if I completely suck in this episode, it's because I don't
have my stickies. And I'm like, wait, what did I write? Where's that? Oh my God. Yes.
So let's kick it off at one second. We have a blooming planet reception.
Another bloom. A beautiful pinkish bloom. I don't know what it is. Michael
enters in a huff. He's disheveled. His hair looks weird. Yes, we find out that
he saw something shiny under Stanley's car. He wiggled under the car to try and
get it and in the process got gum in his hair. Yeah. And now Dwight's on the case.
How do we get the gum out of the hair? Pam mentions there's peanut butter in
the kitchen. Not the good peanut butter, though, she says. Yeah, people will get
mad. Don't use the organic peanut butter. But that's what Dwight uses. He slathers
it all over Michael's head. I mean, obviously, we're parents. We know you
just have to put it on the gum part. You don't have to like shampoo your hair
with peanut butter. And then he starts massaging his scalp. I mean, Dwight
puts it all over his head. It's ridiculous. So I couldn't help but
wonder, Jenna, what was that stuff that they put on Steve's head? What was
that? Well, you're not the only person with that question, Angela. Emily,
Kira, Leslie, and Ziana also wrote in asking what did they put on Steve's
hair? And I will tell you, it was real peanut butter, but rain did not put it
on Steve's head. It was our hairstylist, Kim Fairy. She would get it all set and
then rain would step in and just do kind of like that last little touch and then
do the massaging part. And then she'd have to fix it between takes. And I found
out that it only took a few takes to get this part of the scene. And afterwards,
they scheduled a scene that Steve was not in so that he could go back to the
hair and makeup trailer and get his hair all washed out. Kim had to like
shampoo it. Oh, yeah. In our hair and makeup trailer, you guys, they had like a
traditional, you know, in a hair salon that sink you lean back in because it's
got the little divot cut out, you know? Yeah. They had a thing like that. So they
could wash your hair if you needed your hair washed. But the water was not very
warm. Oh, it was ice cold. Yeah. Well, Angela, I'll have you know that I did a
mini deep dive on the best ways to get gum out of your hair. Look at you, lady.
You go. Well, peanut butter is the number one recommended solution for
gum and hair. But I did find more. Everybody listen up. You can also use
baby oil, cooking oil, Vaseline, adhesive remover, mayonnaise, baking soda
with water, lemon juice, white vinegar, ice. I guess you can freeze it out. And
then it like breaks up. But here was my personal favorite. And I know my dad
loves it too. WD 40. I mean, there's just there's nothing WD 40 can't do. It
solves every problem. You know what? I felt the same way when you said Vaseline.
That was our family go to. I mean, just put some Vaseline on it. You know, if
you just have some baby oil Vaseline and WD 40 in your house, you can solve
almost every problem. Yeah, you're set. So that was our cold open. Now we're
going to get into the episode. Michael arrives at work. And I guess he had a
date last night because Dwight asked him how it went. We find out it did not go
well. Actually, he shares that none of his dates have been going well. And he
feels like they all lack a bit of a certain Crawfordness. Yeah. But there's
more bad news. Mm hmm. Everyone finds out that they have to come in on
Saturday. And this is not a joke this time. This is not Michael setting the
stage for a dinner party trap. This is real. We have to work on Saturday. Yeah,
Oscar is livid. Angela says it's ridiculous. There's a lot of hubbub in
the bullpen because they find out on Saturday they're going to have to take
all of their hard work, all of the sales they made. And they're going to have
to give the credit to the website. They're going to log it all in as if the
website did it. Yeah, Jenna, there's a scene in accounting. You know, Oscar
saying he's livid. Angela says this is ridiculous. There is a series of
deleted scenes. Jenna, it's a runner between Pam and Angela. What is it? Well,
apparently, for whatever reason, this is one of those days where Angela just
hates Pam. Like just the sound of your voice. Okay, so Angela and Oscar are
talking and Pam pokes her head over the partition, right? She wants to get in on
the convo. And this is what Angela says. Sam, can you play the clip? So it's
definite. Looks like it. Shoot. Jim and I were going to go to the Cherry Blossom
Festival this weekend. I'm sorry. Your voice over my head like that. Sorry.
Isn't that hilarious? Like, just your voice behind me was more than I could
take. Now that I hear that, I remember shooting that. There's going to be
another one. I'm going to save it for later. So Ryan has delivered this news and
he's being super upbeat about it. But Jim's going to confront him in the
kitchen. Yeah. Jim is like, hey, man, you mind if I run something by you? Ryan, of
course, is in his like super. He's just a lot in this episode. He's like, love it.
Go. Right. And Jim's like, I kind of feel like what we have going for us is our
customer service. And no matter how we change this up, I don't know that a
website's going to be able to replace that. Ryan goes, I can tell you thought a
lot about this. I appreciate that. Thanks. David Wallace does too. You told him at
the Christmas party, right? Jim's like, uh, and Ryan's like, yeah, watch your back,
Jim. I'm just kidding. Yeah. I mean, Ryan has it out for Jim. You know, here's a bit
of trivia. We would have had a Christmas episode, but we didn't because of the
writer strike. I know I'm so bummed about that. Yeah. So that's why this season
does not have a Christmas episode. Yeah. Well, now we move into the conference room.
And Michael, this really made me laugh. He's sort of trying to sympathize with Ryan
why people are feeling resentful towards Ryan. And then he makes this speech. And
Jenna, I could not imagine being introduced by my boss for a meeting like
this. Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? I know that a lot
of you are very angry with Ryan because he is the reason we all have to come
in tomorrow. However, I swear to God, if any of you hurts him in any way,
emotionally, or taunts him, or makes fun of his height or his half beard, or I
love his half beard. I know if you make fun of his half beard. I saw Oscar start
to break. That's huge. Yes. But I know Oscars tells so well because we sat next
to each other for the whole run of the show. So one of the things he does when
something makes him laugh, but he's trying not to laugh, is he does this little
thing with his head where he kind of nods his head down. And it's so slight, you
guys. It's so slight. But when Michael says the part about the beard, Oscar does
that little head nod thing. And I was like, oh, Oscar, I see you. After his lovely
introduction, Ryan starts defending Dunder Mifflin 2.0. Very passionately. Yeah.
And he's going on and on. He knows the website was hacked. He's trying to defend
it. Jenna, I have a conference table catch during his speech. What? Four
minutes, 30 seconds. There are two coffee mugs on the conference table. Any
guesses? Who's they are? Well, one of them is Pam's pink mug because I saw it. I
did not notice another one because I only look at myself when I'm watching
big group scenes. But I did see that I had my mug. So does Jim. Oh, no one else
has a coffee mug. Just Jim and Pam. And I started thinking, when did you ever see
anyone with a beverage in the conference room except a party? All the time. I
always brought my mug into the conference room, Angela, because I could
actually drink coffee during the scene. It was a big thing for me. So you know
what? You maybe didn't wear your pantyhose, but you also didn't think to
bring a beverage into the room. Oh my gosh. Well, I guess I kind of have
memories of Pam holding her mug, but I couldn't believe it. They both had
mugs. I was jealous. Oh, John and I were all over the how can we drink coffee at
work. So yeah, don't worry. You're going to see that a lot now. Now that you've
spotted it once, it's going to be something you can never unsee. All right,
guys, we have something new to track. Who's drinking coffee in conference room
scenes? Well, one of my favorite moments in this conference room scene, Angela, is
Mindy's line. When she says, I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare
you? I loved it so much. We got a fan question from Jocelyn Sumi, who said,
this is the line that is most quoted by my family. So I have to know who wrote
it. Please tell me it was Mindy Kaling. Yes, Mindy wrote this line. And she was
asked about this line in an interview she did with office telly. And I loved her
answer. Oh, let's hear it. Here's what she said, quote, I never intentionally
give myself the funniest lines. However, they often resonate as the funniest
because of my gifts as a comic actor. Sometimes I try to give myself really
drab, unfunny lines so as to not steal focus. But even that doesn't work
because they always sparkle upon delivery. It's hard. It's hard being so
fabulous, y'all. But I just loved that. I thought it was really funny. That is
really funny. I had a friend when I lived in New York in my 20s. And whenever
she'd get a little tipsy, inevitably she'd say, how dare you? Like we'd be
like, Hey, listen, we got to go. Let's get in the cab. Get in the cab. You
know what? How dare you? Like, okay, you had enough. That was her tell. Yeah,
that was her tell. How dare you? What? I just asked you to grab your purse. How
dare you? Okay, okay. I have to say another one of my favorite parts. This
scene is the slow clap by Michael. He leads a slow clap as a way of
defending Ryan. And I do love it. I thought it was a very bold choice by
Michael. That's like an iconic movie moment. So you know, I had to do a
mini dive on the slow clap in movies because they are always amazing. They
never, ever cease to not be amazing. When I went on IMDb and looked up how
many movies had a slow clap. There's like a hundred. There's like so many
movies. Jenna, sports movies have slow claps. Like, law dramatic movies have
slow claps. Committees have sarcastic slow claps. There are slow claps in
every genre. I remember very clearly my introduction to the slow clap. I remember
the first movie that I watched with a slow clap. Oh, lady, we all know the
first movie we saw a slow clap in. I mean, what was yours? Can't Buy Me Love
with Patrick Dempsey. Yes, absolutely. Famous slow clap at the tables
outside. Mm hmm. Yeah. Oh yeah. So first of all, I thought the slow clap was
like an 80s, 90s movie thing because I remembered it from movies like Lucas,
Cool Runnings, Officer and a Gentleman, Scent of a Woman, Rudy. Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, I have to stop you. There's a slow clap in Officer and a Gentleman
and Scent of a Woman. Yes. Oh, Scent of a Woman. It happens in the courtroom.
No, Officer and a Gentleman. It happens in the factory. Yes. I'm sorry,
because it's shocking me because I really only associate the slow clap with
80s teen movies. That's why I was freaking out. They're in dramas. They're
everywhere, lady, especially in sports movies. Okay, Rudy, Hoosiers, Revenge
of the Nerds, The Breakfast Club, Can't Buy Me Love as you said, not another
teen movie, Varsity Blues. Get ready for this one. Jersey Girl. Wow. Jersey
Girl with Ben Affleck. Anyway, the list goes on and on, you guys. And I
really thought it all started in the 80s and 90s, but according to the
internet, I was wrong. The very first slow clap was in 1968 in a movie called
The Lion in Winter, starring Peter O'Toole as Henry II. He slow claps to
Catherine Hepburn as Eleanor of Aquitaine after her dramatic plea. Wow. I
know. I feel like there are subcategories of slow claps. Ernest,
sarcastic, joyous, rally the troops. Yes, inspirational slow clap. Angry,
smart ass slow clap. Thank you for doing that. You're welcome. Well, I found
that fascinating, Angela. Moving on. I don't know if you want to track this,
the lingering hug. Oh, because that's like the slow clap, a thing. Michael is
going to employ a lingering hug with Ryan as he says goodbye. And he's just
going to say like, dude, do you know any women you could set me up with in
New York? And Ryan says, I don't know anyone specifically, but the women in
the clubs in New York are amazing. This is going to give Michael ideas. You
can't say something like that to Michael. No, he decides to ask Jim if
he'd like to go clubbing. Well, I should say he leads that conversation by
asking Jim if he would ever have sex with Meredith and if he thinks Meredith
can be discreet. But then that leads to, do you want to go clubbing with me in
New York? Because they're both single, right? And Jim's like, I'm dating
bam. And Michael says, Oh, that's still going on. What? So of course, now
Michael has to enlist Dwight and Andy wants to go. He says the old ball and
chain has been more chain than ball lately. You know what I mean? I don't
know what that means, but gross me out. And Angela says, I'm right here. Jenna.
Yep. I would like to call this moment. Hello, super prigs. Six minutes, 52
seconds. I'm standing at front reception and you can clearly see my
maternity shirt hanging out from under my sweater. I saw it. And there's a
whole blooper that happens right here where I come around from the copier
laughing, itching, scratching my enormous belly. Well, this all sets the
stage for what is going to become Michael and Dwight hitting the town in
New York. They found out from Ryan's assistant that he would be at a club
called prerogative. It's the happiest Ryan has ever been to see Michael or
Dwight. It's such a funny line because he's so excited to see them that
Michael says, Ryan, it's Michael and Dwight. He's like, I think maybe you
haven't seen me clearly. Yeah. He's like, I know what you guys and Michael's
like, okay. Jenna, at eight minutes, 24 seconds. If you love to spot some fun
stuff in the background, there's some fantastic background dancing by a guy
and a blue button down. He's having the time of his life. I love it. This is
also when Ryan is going to introduce us to his friend Troy and Dwight says,
you look like a hobbit. He's actually become sort of obsessed with the idea
that Troy might actually be from the world of the Lord of the Rings. This is
the crazy thing about Dwight. And he does this again and again throughout the
show where he actually believes in some of this fantastical genre. You know, like
it's crazy to me, but he's earnest. He really believes he might be a hobbit and
have special powers. Yes. And of course, anyone with special powers is of great
interest to Dwight. Yeah. I was really charmed, Angela, by Michael's inability to
understand what a bottle service waitress does. This reminded me of you and I
when we did go to One Night Club and experienced bottle service one time in
our lives. What a joke. Okay. Like everyone was like, oh, bottle service. And Jenna and
I were like, okay, we'd never done this. It's like $200 or something. I just
remember we got the bill and we're like, what? And they light up this little like
sparklers. They have sparklers and they walk over with a big tray of all of this
different type of vodka or something and mixers. Jenna and I don't drink any of
that stuff. So it was like, what's the point? I was hoping there'd be snacks or
something. No, like Michael's same problem. There's no snacks. It's just a tray of
liquor bottles and mixers. And then here's the thing. Angela, it's $200, but
then you have to make your own drinks. What's the point of that? I just wanted a
cosmopolitan from the bartender. But now I'm trying to make my own drink. I barely
know what I'm doing. I was very Michael Scott. I'll say that. I would have loved
a glass of Maraschino cherries just to eat them. I was so hungry. I would have
loved some chicken fingers and a glass of wine, but now we have sparklers for
$200. I don't know if you guys noticed, but Michael wanted to order a Midori
sour, which I thought was an amazing callback to the convention season three.
Yeah. Remember when Jim and Josh had that inside joke, a shot of Midori perhaps. I
still think Michael thinks that's a drink that you order when you want to be
fancy because of Jim and Josh. This is a way Michael and I are similar. I would
also grab on to a story like that and be like, okay, wait, so when I'm in the club
to be cool, order Midori sour. Got it. And chicken fingers. But there's no chicken
fingers. You're just going to get a cup of olives. So meanwhile, back in the office,
Jim has some ideas. He's a real idea man, even after the whole birthday thing blew
up in his face. His big idea is that if everyone stays late for just a few hours,
then they won't have to come in tomorrow. Jim, I hope you were thorough when you
decided to suggest this and that you crossed all your T's and dotted your
eyes because I'm sure people are still pissed off at you about the cakes. I have
some news for you, Angela. He did not do any of that. It turns out that everyone
stayed late and then at 9 p.m. when they decide to leave, they discover that they
are locked into the parking lot. Yes, lady. There is a fantastic group shot at
8 minutes 48 seconds where it pans everyone as they realize they're locked
in. And I just want you to know at this point I have reached the point in my
pregnancy where I can no longer button up my coat and my purse is no longer
really hiding my belly. I have more news for you. Not only is the parking gate
locked such that they cannot leave, they also cannot return to the comfort of the
office because Pam has locked the door from the inside and she doesn't have a
key. Mm-hmm. Pam has a talking head that is so great. She said that Dwight has
both the master and spare key and when she asked him how they'd get into the
office if he ever died, he responded with, Jenna, you say it. If I'm dead, you
guys have been dead for weeks. Yeah. Okay, Dwight. Okay. Yeah. One of my favorite
lines in all of this is Stanley when he declares that if he is not in his bath
with a glass of wine within the hour, they're both dead. Now, Jenna, that line
to me was the closest to Leslie David Baker in real life than any other line
he ever said on the show because he and I would talk about how we couldn't wait
to get home and take a bath with a glass of wine with a glass of wine, you know,
like soak our muscles. Yes, I thought the same thing, Angela. Well, they get an idea.
It's very simple. All we have to do is call the security guard and ask him to
come unlock the gate. Yeah. But no one has his phone number and no one can
remember his name. Yeah. No one can remember his name, but Toby has his phone
number. He has his phone number, but he did not enter his name with the phone
number into his phone. So we still have the name dilemma, but Toby does save the
day and Pam is very impressed. And it's probably Toby's happiest moment in his
whole entire life. Yes. It's gonna lead him to make a mistake later, but we'll
get there. Some really big swings are about to come from Toby. We had a fan
catch from Ben M. and Skyler T. Can we talk about how Creed is the person who
knows Hank's name when nobody else seems to know it? He seems like the least
likely person who would know anyone's name as it has been established. I just
loved that. I loved it and I thought it was actually perfect. I feel like Creed
would know Hank's name. I feel like Creed sort of has a person on the inside
wherever he is. I mean, how many times has Hank probably had to let Creed in or
out of the building? We know he slept there many nights. That's right. Well,
let's take a break. And when we come back, Dwight is really wowing Ryan and Troy
about Weevil season details. That is a great go-to-break description.
Well, we're back. Dwight is holding court talking about Weevil season. Ryan is
kind of jittery. Says he's got to go to the bathroom again. Dwight is positive
he might have a UTI. Yeah, he says I'll order you some cranberry juice for his
urinary tract infection. Well, this made me wonder. Oh no, about UTIs or
cranberry juice. Both. Okay. Because this is a thing that women are told will help
their UTIs. Cranberry juice. I thought it's time to deep dive it. Oh, well, let's
hear it. Maybe we'll help people today, Jenna. Perhaps. Perhaps after listening to
this podcast, you will not only know when to get a rabies vaccine, but you will
also know what to do when you get a UTI. We'll see. Here's the question. Does
cranberry juice prevent or cure a UTI? One group of researchers tested
cranberry juice cocktail, as this is very easy to find. But wait, are there any
real cranberries in the cranberry juice cocktail? Yes, there is some. There's also
a lot of sugar. However, the researchers discovered that in Petri dishes, the
cranberry metabolites did prevent E. coli from sticking to other bacteria,
therefore limiting its ability to grow and multiply. Huh. In Petri dishes,
cranberry juice cocktail did this. But does that translate to the human body?
Unsure. What about the super cadupre cranberry juice that's like all organic?
You know the kind you see at the grocery store that has like sediment at the
bottom because it's like super healthy just cranberry-ness. I wondered the same
thing. I could not find a study on that, but I did find a study where they tested
cranberry capsules, which would be that same kind of highly concentrated
cranberry business. Yeah, yeah. They tested 185 female nursing home residents. They
gave them cranberry pills for one year, and they found that there was no
statistical significant difference in the presence of bacteria between the
people who took the pills and the control group. So at the end of the day, most
studies suggest that juice and supplements do not have enough of the
active ingredient, which is called A-type proanthocidioninsins. You heard it. I
said it right. Prophesicinininins. Uh-huh. That's right. To prevent bacteria from
sticking to the urinary tract, and therefore, if you think you have an
infection, call your doctor, get some antibiotics, and to prevent a UTI, the
best things you can do are ladies, wipe front to back, always front to back, pee
after sex, and take regular probiotics. I think that's a very solid deep dive on
cranberries and UTIs. I hope the listeners of this podcast will experience
fewer UTIs and or get their UTI problems solved more quickly after
listening to today's episode. Where do we go from there? Well, well, I guess we
could go back to the lobby of Dunder Mifflin because guess what? Jim got a
hold of Hank. Woo-hoo! Hank is gonna be there in under an hour. Oscar says, man,
we have to make sure we give him a big tip this Christmas. And that's when they
realized that no one tipped him last Christmas because Jim was supposed to
collect the money from everyone. Well, Jim is really on a roll here. Way to go,
Jim. Way to go, Jim. You're just ticking everyone off left and right. There are a
series of fantastic deleted scenes that all happened in the lobby. There was a
much bigger story here, but I think they just ran out of time in the episode. So
you guys, there's a second one of Angela just being annoyed at Pam. Sam, can we
hear that? You did it. But I have to walk my cats. I'm sure they'll be okay for one
night. Stop taking his side. We're not all sleeping with Jim. That's not a nice
thing to say. You know what's not nice? Unexercised cats. You know what else is
not nice? Coming home and looking into your cat's eyes and seeing nothing but
disappointment. That's a bit much, isn't it? I mean, listen to the two of them with
their digs back and forth. How about Andy asking everyone to raise their hand
and vote on who is the best couple, Pam, Jim, or Andy and Angela? And then you all
vote for yourselves, by the way I noticed. Oh, and Phyllis votes for us too. So how
about them apples? Well, there are two more deleted scenes from us all being
stuck in the lobby and parking lot that I loved. One, and Jenna, I remember you
guys filming this. I don't know if you remember it. One is where Phyllis, Pam,
Oscar, and Toby are all huddled up watching a movie on an iPod, and it's
about the Bolin sisters. I do remember that now that you say it. You're holding
up like the little headphones each so you can kind of hear. Yes. And you're
watching it on an iPod. Do you know how small those screens were? I do remember.
Very tiny. Like about the size of a large postage stamp. Yeah, exactly. And
another scene that I loved is that Stanley's wife brings him snacks to the
fence. Oh yeah. And Stanley drinks like a milkshake or something through the mesh
fence using a straw, and it's such a cute scene. A lady, should we go back to the
club? Oh, it is not going well in the club. Michael has just talked to a young gal
who had never even heard of Back to the Future. So Ryan is like, should we go to
a club where there's older girls? And Michael's like, yeah. You know, Angela,
this got me thinking. This whole club thing. Michael's gonna relocate to
another club to meet a woman. Why isn't Michael doing online dating? Right? They
didn't have online dating then. Oh, yes, they did. I looked it up. Oh, you were
setting me up. What? Seriously? Well, first of all, in an earlier episode, we
saw Michael setting up an online dating profile that we never see him use. But I
googled it. The very first online dating site was called Kiss.com, and it
launched in 1994. But it was followed the very next year by Match.com, which
sort of took over the whole online dating world. But that was 1995. By this
time, Michael would have several options. Ashley Madison came on the scene in 2002.
Okay, Cupid was 2004. Anyway, I'm just saying he had options that weren't
driving to New York and going to weird nightclubs with Ryan. Oh, I know all
about the dating sites and the apps because Jenna, I went viral because my
nephew who was new to Tinder, his friends were like, you need to have a hook so the
gals don't swipe right or left. I don't know, Tinder, whatever, they swipe or
something, right? So my nephew found a like family photo that I was in and he
was like, yeah, that's me and my aunt from the office. And it went viral, right?
Because all of a sudden my face is on Tinder. And I had to call my nephews. I
have more than one. And I said, Hey, guys, I'm just going to blanket statement
here to all of you. Don't use a photo of me to help you get laid. Thank you. He
was horrified and super embarrassed. He took the photo down immediately, said
that he was really embarrassed. His friends talked him into that hook. But
guess what? There's a lovely button wrap up button to the story. Years later, he
in fact met a gal using a fabulous photo just of himself. And they started
dating, they got engaged and they got married. Aw. So look at that Tinder
button, the Tinder wrap up. See, that could have been Michael Scott. Right. But
you know what? Michael probably would have done what my nephew did on the first
pass and put a photo of like him and a random celebrity he had met. Well,
instead, Michael is now in line for a second nightclub. And they're going to
run into some problems because they are not allowed to go inside this nightclub
unless they have dates. So they're going to team up with a woman's basketball
team. The Jersey State varsity basketball team looked it up. No such
thing. We had a fan question from Cat F. Were the women in line for the
nightclub actually basketball players? And if so, were they on a team together
in real life? No, they were not a basketball team. They were all hired
background performers. They were hired through central casting. Now the woman
that Dwight ends up kissing, she had a speaking role. Her name was Cassie
Fleagle. And she auditioned for the role through Alison Jones. And she was a
former basketball player. But I guess the casting notice said they were
looking for people who were six foot one or taller. And she is only, I mean, I'm
putting only in quotes, five foot 11. But she still got the role because her
audition was so good. Well, she looked very tall to me, especially with her
heels on. Yeah. But everyone looks very tall to me. So maybe I'm not a good
judge. Well, back in the parking lot, folks are getting restless. Toby finds
a football wants to know if Pam wants to toss the old ball. And she's like, Oh,
yeah, I know how to throw a football. He's like, Of course you do. Because he's
completely enamored with her. I know. Of course you do. What? Yeah. Of course,
you do. You're a cool girl. You know how to throw a football. You probably can
change a tire. Guess what she can. Well, Pam does throw the football right into
Meredith's face. We got some mail about this from Rohit out who wanted to know
how did we do this scene? Did you really hit Kate in the face with a ball? And if
so, how many times did you have to film it? Let me tell you, I rewatched this
episode with my daughter, Isabel. And I had forgotten about that moment when it
happened. We were both like, And Isabel said, Mom, I think she really got hit in
the face. It looks like she got hit in the face. And I said, Isabel, no way. There
is no way they threw a football at Kate's face. So I texted Kate. And I said, Kate,
Isabel thinks you really got hit in the face with that football. And she said,
Isabel's not wrong. And I said, Kate, you have to send in an audio clip about this
moment. And she did. Here it is.
Hey, it's Kate Flannery. There's a scene where Pam throws the football to Andy
in the parking lot, but Meredith's face gets in the way. And for some reason, I
was insistent on doing my own stunt. There was a stunt double there, but she did
not work that night. For some reason, I thought it was funnier. It's always funnier
to me when an actor can do their own stunt. But I didn't realize where the
camera was. And my back was sorted to the camera. So it kind of could have been
anybody. Yeah. But I will say they deflated the ball a little bit, which was
supposed to help. But I don't remember Ken Whittingham was directing. And I just
remember, I think we did eight takes and we weren't done. We weren't done. And I
just kind of felt like after the eight, when we hit number eight, I was like,
this was a really stupid idea. And I slept really well that night. I don't think
I had a concussion or anything, but I had the weirdest dreams. It was kind of
exhausting. And yeah, don't try this at home, kids.
Okay, Ange, I want to lead with it's not the same as being the person who's getting
hit in the face with the ball. But it is not fun to be the person who has to throw
a ball at their friend's face eight times. Eight balls to the face. That sounds
wrong. But you know what I mean. That's eight balls. Well, I would throw it and I
was trying to make it not that hard hitting her face. And you know, that was
probably one of the reasons why we had to do so many takes because eventually Ken
got me aside and said, Jenna, you need to throw the ball in her face because it's
hitting her lightly. And we just need one where you hit her in the face with the
ball. And I was like, Oh my gosh, well, you have to believe that Pam knows how to
throw a football. You have to sell it. So you would have chunked it. But man, Kate
saying, you know what, I want you to hit me in the face. Thank you for providing a
stunt double. But I'll take this one for the team. Yeah, way to go, Jenna. She had
weird dreams way to go. I know I'm sorry. Well, back in the club number two, Michael
thinks he's met the love of his life. In fact, he wants to introduce her to his
mom. He's so happy. And the camera operator kind of gives a little nod. She's
over chatting someone else up. Yeah. And I was like, Oh my gosh, here's the camera
getting involved. I feel like the documentary crew normally does this with
Pam and not so much with Michael. Yeah, it was nice that they sort of helped
Michael not go too far down that imaginary relationship road. We've already
done that with the chair model. So let's just Michael will dose a reality. Take it
easy. Yeah. Well, Ryan, meanwhile, is talking about an impending nuclear
Holocaust and jungle warfare. And then he takes the dance floor and starts
dancing like a crazy person and like shoves a girl and she shoves him back.
And now it's looking like it's going to be a brawl. Michael's talking to his mom
as you do in the club, right? And he's like, Mom, I got to go. My friend's getting
beaten up by some girls. Well, have you know, Angela, we did employ a stunt
person to do those fight scenes with Ryan. So all good there. All of these
shenanigans lead to the group getting escorted out of the club. Troy makes a
run for it, says, Hey, don't take him to a hospital and literally runs away.
Yes. Well, we had to ask Noel what it was like to just shoot all of these club
scenes. This was really an epic shoot. And here's what he had to say.
Shooting the nightclub scenes were fun to do. I don't really remember any kind
of improvising during those few scenes in the night out episode. There was no
really breaking character. I tried to stay professional and the only kind of
stuff that was funny during the scenes was the scenes with BJ and Steve, where
he says, why won't the girls let me dance? And I would get a lot of recognition
from my don't take him to a hospital line where I'm like running down the dark
alley. But another fun story was later, there was a day where we ended up
shooting quite late and they had actually dismissed Steve Carell. And I was left
last on set shooting a monologue at past midnight. And that day I had a 7 a.m.
call if I was dead tired shooting this monologue over and over again, which we
did eventually get. But leaving at 1 a.m. or so was quite interesting that day.
Well, I really relate to what Noel said here because many times I had talking
heads at the end of the day and you're so tired and half of the cast has gone
home and you're trying to focus. But yes, if you go to the deleted scenes,
there's a talking head by Troy where he totally denies his role in helping Ryan
get drugs. Well, we were also curious, Angela, to hear how often does Noel get
recognized from being on the office because he was in several episodes. And
here's what he had to say. Oh, the big question. Do I get recognized? But I do
get recognized here and there at Starbucks or even during outings with my
family when I'm just going to a dinner at a restaurant, a busboy will even say,
weren't you on the office if it is just kind of a crack up to me. But I think
the furthest recognition I got was a vacation trip to Hawaii and a young lady
in a store was actually chatting with my mom and asked if her son was on the
office and she was all excited and actually asked me to come back and get a
picture with her, which is a blast to do. It's just kind of funny to me. But I'm
always open to like signing autographs or taking pictures with fans. I actually
quite enjoy it. And I just loved everything about the office. It was so much
fun to do. But I always loved being around everybody.
So sweet. So sweet. Back in the lobby, Hank is still not there. He hasn't even
left his house yet. I would dare to say Hank is in no hurry to go get them.
No. Meanwhile in the lobby, Toby is crackin' the jokes,
feeling pretty good about himself. Yeah. Pam is laughing at Toby's jokes.
And he is so pleased with himself that without knowing it, he puts his hand
on Pam's knee and then like kind of strokes it
with one finger, like his index finger. He kind of does a little swipey swipey
back and forth. And everyone clocks it. It is so cringey and
awkward. So then Toby announces very
suddenly that he's moving to Costa Rica.
He runs out the door, hops the fence, and jogs home.
Hops the fence? This is no hop the fence type of fence.
I rewatch this. This is a scaling over a wall type of fence.
It is really tall. When did Toby get so athletic?
I also did screen grab. You can clearly see the stuntman.
All right. Well, we got some fan mail about that from Emily Abbey,
Christy and Ellie. Was that really Paul Lieberstein jumping over the fence?
No. I reached out to Paul and Paul told me that he was willing to do it.
He offered to try, but they explained that we would have to shoot the scene
multiple times, which increased the possibility for
injury. And so they insisted on hiring a stunt person.
He also said, quote, obviously I'm a guy who does his own stunts, but I had to
put the show first.
Well, Paul, I get it. You wanted to do it. They said no. So you had to do what they said.
I want to say something, Angela. I remember that we shot this scene
very, very late on a Friday night. It was like 2 a.m.
And I think that that also increases the risk of injury.
I think you should not attempt to do your own stunts
at 2 a.m. So I think it was a wise move, especially one that involves basically
scaling something that's one story high. I mean, I'm exaggerating, but it's a really
tall fence. It really is. He could have easily twisted
an ankle or broken an arm. We had a fan theory
by Carolyn G. Since Toby jumps the fence with such apparent ease,
it shows that he's someone who might be able to escape the police.
Is this added evidence that Toby is the Scranton Strangler?
I asked Paul about this. His response was
sound smart. Mm-hmm. Dun dun dun. Perhaps if you were the Scranton Strangler,
you might have to set up residence outside of the country.
Wow. That's a good point. Just saying. Well, hold up. What's happening? The
cleaning crew has arrived. Yes. And the cleaning crew lets them out.
Everyone is thrilled. Still no hank. Oh, well, we'll get to that.
Mm-hmm. Meanwhile, back in New York, the guys arrive at Ryan's apartment and
Dwight and Michael, they're going to crash there for the night.
They're kind of fighting over the sofa. Well, I want to say something about this
apartment. It looks like a one-bedroom studio.
And I really appreciated that because I always thought the apartments
on the show Friends were ridiculous. I lived in New York.
No one could afford those things. No. So I appreciated that Ryan had a very
modest apartment in New York. I mean, it was very messy, but I'd like to
point out at 18 minutes 59 seconds. He's got an enormous flat screen TV.
Hmm. Yeah. I wish we could have had a moment where Michael clocks that.
Me too. And like, maybe it was on an arm and he pulled it out and it actually
went further than two inches. That would have been amazing.
Well, Dwight is going to sing Ryan a lullaby. And we had a fan question about it,
Angela, from Cameron D and Joe S. Did the writers make up the lullaby that Dwight
sings to Ryan? Or is it real? I think Rain improvised that moment. That's my guess.
It's so much better than that. What? This is a real lullaby? And our script
supervisor, Vada, taught it to Rain. Amazing. Yes. It was one that her Austrian
grandmother used to sing to her. But here is something that Mindy revealed
in an interview. She said they never found out what the words meant.
Vada just wrote it out phonetically for Rain right before the scene.
So he could be singing like some creepy stuff. We don't know. Okay. As Ryan is
going to sleep, he tells them he thinks his friend Troy might have a drug problem and
I think we all know who he's talking about. Michael gives him horrible advice and then
looks to Cameron says, best night ever. Yeah. Michael has a talking head where he said,
you know, this whole time in his life, it's not the horniness, it's the loneliness.
But how could he be lonely when he's with his voice? Like a famous person once said,
boys on the side, let's hear it for the boys.
Well, I would not want to be Jim Halpert on Monday because Hank shows up,
sees that none of them are there and goes, son of a bitch.
You know, I did have to wonder Angela, did Hank not notice all of their cars in the parking lot
when he chained it for the night? Or was he just like, listen, these guys didn't give me a bonus?
I don't know. I'm leaving. There's probably a bit of that. They didn't call me. They didn't
give me a bonus. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. Good luck, A-holes. Well, that was night out,
you guys. Thank you so much for sending in your questions and your comments. Yeah. Thank you to
Kate Flannery and to Noel Petock for sending in your audio clips. And to Terry Carnation.
Terry, you were supposed to leave our Zoom. I've been here the whole time. Cassie, Cassie.
It's been a delightful conversation. I'm definitely going to watch this episode of
television. It looks fantastic, but my theory holds up. The building is definitely possessed.
All right. Well, okay. Cassie. Thank you for listening to the Office Women podcast. This is
Terry Carnation, host of Dark Air with Terry Carnation. You've been wonderful. We'll see you
next week, guys. Cassie hit the button. Thank you for listening to Office Ladies.
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