Office Ladies - Second Drink: Michael’s Birthday

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

This week we're breaking down Michael's Birthday! We chat Micheal's excitment and tantrums on his big day, Angela's work with a stunt skater, and we get the scoop from Kentapedia (Kent Zbornak) about ...all the locations they shot at for this episode. Then, baby, we get some OG PPC moments, Jenna describes a wild present she received from her mom, and we break down some Dwangela sass. Finally, we get some good Jim and Pam flirtation, Angela explains how hard it was to film the scene with Kevin on the ice, and we end the episode with a hilarious deleted scene. Enjoy, babe.  Office Ladies Website - Submit a fan question: https://officeladies.com/submitaquestion  Follow Us on Instagram: OfficeLadiesPod Episode Transcript To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:29 This is a Reese's Peanut Butter Cub sound experiment. We're looking to find the perfect way to hear Reese's so you'll buy more of them. Here we go. Reese's. Reese's. Reese's. Reese's. Reese's. Reese's. Reese's. Reese's. Hey, get out of here, you little stinker. Reese's. Reese's.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Reese's. Peanut butter cups. That breathy one sounded very creepy, am I right? Welcome back to the second drink of Michael's birthday. We've got some fun stuff to share before our breakdown begins. We went into our candy bag alts and found an alt Jim Talking Head that would have come at the very top of the episode and it really sums up how Michael feels about his birthday. Here's what Jim said,
Starting point is 00:01:20 Michael makes a pretty big deal out of his birthday. A couple of years ago, it fell on a Saturday. So we observed it on a Friday, and again the following Monday. I mean, we kind of do this, lady. We kind of now celebrate our birthdays, like, for a week. Birthday week. It's birthday week. This is starting to happen. This is a thing. I see this all the time on the gram.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Oh, you do? Oh, yeah. I think we just do it because we celebrate here at work and then we celebrate with our families and then we go for a birthday walk together. I love it. We have lots of little traditions that requires multiple celebrations.
Starting point is 00:01:58 I'm with Michael on this one. I also went to the season two DVD for this episode and I found a treasure trove I was not expecting in the bonus features. Okay, there are a whole list of fakey PSAs. Yeah. Yeah. I know we talked a little bit about this when Steve did one,
Starting point is 00:02:18 but there's a series of them with you, Jenna, Rain and John. There are 10. Can I? What? Yes, there are 10 of them on. There are 10. Can I relate? Yes, there are 10 of them on this one particular DVD. I have no memory of this. Here is a list of- I'm in them?
Starting point is 00:02:30 Yes, I'm gonna play some for you. Here is a list of the PSA titles, ready? Okay, public service announcements. Remember, these used to play on television for the young children. And these are like satire, these are fakie. These are fakie. Okay, all right, here's a list. for the young children. And these are like satire. These are fakie. These are fakie. Okay.
Starting point is 00:02:45 All right. Here's a list. Meteor, smell, invite, cake, foul, jelly beans, fugitive, saltine, thumb, and Arctic wolf. Do any of those ring a bell for you? Nothing. Nothing. No recall of any kind.
Starting point is 00:03:03 All right. Well, I think I'll play two of them today. And you know what? I'm going to start just sprinkling these into second kind. All right. Well, I think I'll play two of them today. And you know what? I'm going to start just sprinkling these into second drinks. All right. So first up, let's hear the PSA for smell. People may laugh at you when you put the word smell into everyday phrases like smell you later or smello. But I promise you, it's not funny.
Starting point is 00:03:24 And they're just being nice to you because you maybe are their boss. I don't remember, that's literally me talking. I know, and if you watch it, you're so earnest. All right, okay, next one I'm gonna play for you is Arctic Wolf. Is this Rainn Wilson by any chance? Yeah. Okay. The Arctic Wolf lives on this Rainn Wilson by any chance? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Okay. The Arctic Wolf lives on a diet of caribou, musk oxen, lemmings, and hairs. I could do that if I had to. I mean, what were these for? I don't know, but I'm gonna start sharing them every once in a while. Well, I can't wait to hear more of those.
Starting point is 00:04:03 I love this idea. All right, everyone, well, here is our breakdown of Michael's birthday. I'm Jenna Fisher. And I'm Angela Kinsey. We were on The Office together. And we're best friends. And now we're doing the Ultimate Office Rewatch
Starting point is 00:04:20 podcast just for you. Each week, we will break down an episode of The Office and give exclusive behind-the-scenes stories that only two people who were there can for you. Each week, we will break down an episode of The Office and give exclusive behind the scenes stories that only two people who were there can tell you. We're The Office Ladies. Happy birthday, everybody. It is Michael's birthday. Michael, it's your B day.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Oh my gosh. Oh, Angela, he would be so happy if anyone responded to his birthday like that. Yeah, this guy needs a party like nobody else. He needs the party. It's so true guys. It's season two, episode 19, Michael's birthday written by Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stepnitsky directed by Ken Whittingham.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Guys, I'm in my closet right now. I am in my that's what She Shed. This morning, my husband figured out how to try to soundproof it, Sam. I don't know if we did it. We tried, but we got a shower curtain out of the guest room and Josh put it across the shed and hung some blankets on it. We took, you know, the clamps that our kids have a fort building kit. Wow. And we took all of their clamps. So I hope the kids don't get to do a fort this week because mom is trying to podcast from home.
Starting point is 00:05:31 The best part of seeing you right now on this video chat while we do this is that you are wearing a set of gamer headphones. Yes, I am. I have a giant microphone, but I've pointed it up to the sky. Like an antenna coming out of your ear. Yeah, that's true. And we're gonna put a photo of this on the pod. Should I do a summary? Here it is. Do a summary, babe. I don't know why I called you, babe. I don't know. I don't know either. Do a summary, babe. It's Michael's birthday and he is desperate to be the center of attention.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Meanwhile, we learn that Kevin is waiting for the results of a mole biopsy. Yes. Kevin is very worried. He might have skin cancer and this is causing a distraction to Michael's birthday that he is unhappy with. Oh my gosh. Michael's like, today is the day. Oh my gosh, Michael's like, today is the day for celebration
Starting point is 00:06:26 and you guys are all worried about Kevin and I am grumpy about it. Yeah. That's my summary. I like it, babe. Babe, I like it. Babe. Okay, wait, are we just gonna jump right in?
Starting point is 00:06:39 No, there's more summary. And fast facts, you've forgotten everything. Wow. There's more summary. And fast facts, you've forgotten everything. Wow. There's more summary. What is happening? Also in this episode, Dwight and Angela really bicker over who exactly is in charge of planning Michael's birthday party.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Is it Dwight as his right-hand man or is it Angela, head of the PPC? This is the first time we're gonna see a little tension going on between Dwangela. Yeah. Well, I mean, there was tension in season one over who was the security officer, you know. That was pre them dating.
Starting point is 00:07:16 So they have some issues about who gets to have control of what. They had that going into this relationship and I have a note card guys that says, DWANGELESS SASS! Ooh, DWANGELESS SASS! All through this episode. We're gonna track it. Also in this episode, Jim and Pam, they sneak out of the office together
Starting point is 00:07:38 and in the end, the entire office gang is going to go ice skating. Who saw that coming? I didn't see that coming. Well, the writers knew that we were gonna end up at an ice skating rink. That leads me into, Sam, please play my special audio clip. Fast facts! What is that? What is happening?
Starting point is 00:08:00 We had a fan submit some little, they're called stings, Angela. I love that so much. I didn't even know there was such a thing. Yeah. Thank you. So more stings please. More stings guys, send us your stings. I didn't even know that was a term. We're learning so much. We're a hundred, but thank you for making us stings.
Starting point is 00:08:20 So fast fact number one is that Steve Carell is a very, very good ice skater. He played hockey growing up. He played pick-up hockey every week as an adult. Fan question from Matt Loveless, was the plot built around Steve's ability to ice skate? Yes. He's so good. He's really good. Yes.
Starting point is 00:08:45 The writers had on one of their cards up on the wall this fact about Steve being a good ice skater and they had been looking forever for a way to incorporate it. And you guys might remember that later when we filmed the threat level Midnight, that again, that plot of threat level Midnight, midnight the movie takes place in an ice skating rink and That was just like another opportunity to feature Steve's ice skating ability
Starting point is 00:09:13 I was at the car wash one time waiting for my car to get washed, right? You know the one you kind of you can drive through part of it and then you wait on the other side, right? Yeah, so I'm at the car wash and this guy walks up to me and goes, I ice skate with Steve. Just, you know, sometimes I ice skate with Steve. And I was like, oh, what? Oh, okay, well, way to go. You're probably very good,
Starting point is 00:09:36 cause Steve is good, have a nice day. Well, you know, Angela, my husband Lee ice skates. He's on several pickup hockey teams and my son as well is a hockey player. And my husband now plays on the pickup team that Steve used to play on. I wonder if he plays with the guy from the car wash. Steve does not play pickup hockey anymore.
Starting point is 00:09:58 He told me he kind of retired from that. But back when we shot this episode, he was really into it. He was really into it. And Jenna, you're like a hockey mom. I have been on the ice with you now and I've met your hockey mom friends and I am into it. I don't have a kid that plays hockey, but they told me you can drink beer at like 10 a.m. hockey matches. And I'm like, I think this is the crowd I should be in. I mean, I'm over at the soccer field. They got nothing at that concession stand. Maybe some pretzels. I mean, we're at these hockey rinks sometimes at seven in the morning or eight in the morning and they open up that concession stand and they go for it. I am not
Starting point is 00:10:36 a beer drinker, but I am amazed at people's ability to have a glass of beer in the morning. I'm like, that would do me in. But yeah, oh God, I love the hockey community. It's a great, great community. I love being a part of it. All right, fast fact number two. This is a fan question from Renata. She said, this episode has several external locations.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Did it take longer to produce this episode because of that? So we usually would take five days to shoot an episode and we were still able to shoot this episode in five days, even with our multiple locations. And guess what I did, Angela? What? I got some scoop from Kentopedia about our locations. Kent's a born act, let's hear it.
Starting point is 00:11:25 All right, so first up, the store that Jim and Pam go to was a Rite Aid at Woodman and Sherman Way. Do you remember that Rite Aid, Angela? I do. I do. I pass by it every day on the way to work and I would shop there constantly. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:40 I would always like pick up some milk on the way home. One time I bought some socks. I was low on socks. Oh, I remember setting up my trailer. You know, we would sort of decorate and I got a few different little things. I got like a doormat at that Rite Aid. Okay, so cute.
Starting point is 00:11:57 You were at the Rite Aid by us. He said that we shot there for a half a day, but we started very, very early. I think my hair and makeup started around 4 a.m. or 4 30 a.m. I believe it. Because, yeah, we had to start shooting on camera by six and the Rite Aid said we could only shoot there until 11 a.m. with the store closed. After 11 a.m. we could keep shooting, but they were going to let customers in. And Kent said that we finished by 10 a.m., we could keep shooting, but they were gonna let customers in.
Starting point is 00:12:25 And Kent said that we finished by 10 a.m., we finished an hour early, and that all the customers that you see in those scenes are hired background performers, none of them are real customers. All right? Good job, team, good job. You got in, you got out.
Starting point is 00:12:41 That's the scoop on the Rite Aid. So the ice skating, we shot that at Pickwick Ice Rink in Burbank. I know this rink well. And we had the whole place to ourselves for one full day. We were there from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. Again, we started our hair and makeup very early, around 5 a.m. and we were all shooting by 7.
Starting point is 00:13:02 The other skaters in the background were background actors. We shut that place down. It was all ours. So Kent also told me that luckily both Randall Einhorn and Matt Sohn, they were our camera operators that they could ice skate. And so they were skating around with cameras. Do you remember that Angela?
Starting point is 00:13:23 Cause I did not remember that those guys were skating around with cameras. Do you remember that Angela? Because I did not remember that those guys were skating with us. I remember Randall on the ice. I do because I have a little funny backstory about there was a stunt ice skater, Jenna. Do you remember the stunt ice skater? Oh yeah, the guy who filled in for Oscar. Yes, so you'll see later in the episode as we watch it that Oscar is like a very good ice skater. He does like a kind of a pirouette and spins around. Well, that's because there was a stunt guy that looked like him that was a really great figure skater. And I have a little story about that. I don't know if you remember this, Jenna, but Randall was
Starting point is 00:13:59 filming the stunt guy getting all of the moves, right? Yeah. And they wanted us skating in the background and I sort of skated in the background and I did a big circle. Like I kind of opened my legs and did a big circle. And the guy said to me in between takes, he goes, hey, he said, can you skate? And I was like, well, I can roller skate. So I'm just trying to do what I do on roller skates.
Starting point is 00:14:21 And he said, come here. And he spun me around. And then Randall was like, oh wait, I'll get this just in case. Maybe it'll be funny that Oscar spins Angela or something. You know? Okay. And so the stunt ice skater started doing all these things with me, Jenna. He spun me, he picked me up and twirled me. He had me stick one leg out and one leg up, like, like, and then, and like, spun me and set me down. And we, like, somewhere there is footage of this stunt ice skater lifting me in the air and spinning me around.
Starting point is 00:14:52 And it, we never- Where is this footage? We never used the footage, but it, it really made me laugh to think that maybe there is a world where Angela and Oscar figure skate together. Okay, two things. Number one, NBC released this footage immediately. Number two, Angela, do you know who that guy was? I looked him up. Tell me, tell me. Okay, his name is Burt Jude Lankin.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Okay. And he was a pair skater, a famous pair skater who won the silver medal at the 1982 United States Figure Skating Championships and then later placed sixth at the 1984 Winter Olympic Games. Wow! You were figure skating with an Olympic pair figure skater! Where is this footage?
Starting point is 00:15:42 That is amazing! That is so cool! Well, you know, I'm not very good That is amazing. That is so cool. Well, you know, I'm not very good, but he was very good. So well, I'm going to find the footage for you. I'm going to surprise you with it at some milestone birthday in the future. You'll have to ask Randall Einhorn.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Say Randall, did any of that end up somewhere? Oh, my gosh. OK, well, next up is FastFact number three. Did any of that like end up somewhere? Oh my gosh. Okay. Well, next up is fast fact number three, but I don't even know how to follow that because that was good stuff. Picture me and Oscar right now in your mind, guys. Close your eyes. Picture me and Oscar right now as a figure skating couple on the ice and go.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Oscar makes all of our costumes. Well, Angela, that is a good segue for me into fast fact number three, cause you mentioned costumes. We got a fan question from Alyssa and this is not specific to this episode, but a general fan question and I thought it was a good one.
Starting point is 00:16:42 So I thought we would include it. Alyssa wants to know, what do you do with your clothes after you've been shooting in the same outfit for 12 to 15 hours at a time? She says I imagine they would get stretched out and wrinkly and dirty. Do you have multiple sets of the same outfits for each day of shooting or does someone wash them for you? First of all, I like where her head's at. Yeah. I like this person.
Starting point is 00:17:09 I know. This person is a planner. She probably packs very well for a trip. I like it. I like your train of thought. These are things I wonder about when I watch movies, especially if I see a movie where like it's a flood or they're submerged in water somehow, I think,
Starting point is 00:17:27 oh my gosh, how many hours that day did they have to stand like waist deep in water? Probably like 12 hours. So here's the thing. We often had, well, we always had duplicates. They wanted to make sure that you had two of every outfit so they could wash and have the next set ready the next day. Also if you were to spill something on it or get a tear or whatever they would have the duplicate ready to go. Yes and if you did have to do some sort of a stunt or something in that particular outfit then
Starting point is 00:18:01 they might have even more than two. You know, they might have seven shirts if part of the scene involves you purposely dripping ketchup on your shirt or something. So yeah, they always had multiples. And part of the wardrobe department's job is to launder and prepare your outfit for the next day. So that's how that works. I like the question though. I like the question. All right. That's the end of my fast facts. Oh, I'm so sorry guys. My what the **** was that? Well, I think my bread is done. I have some bread in the oven. I thought that was like an alert. Like they always say you can tell a little something about the person by which alarm they pick.
Starting point is 00:18:48 And by they I mean me. This is my theory. So like your alarm is like gang, gang, gang, like mayday, mayday. And like my alarm is like two banjos playing. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Do you mind if we take a break? I do want to take a break because my That's What She Shed is really cold. And I turned my heater off when we podcast and I want to warm it back up. So you take care of your bread, you heat up your bread. I'm going to heat up my she shed and we'll be right back.
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Starting point is 00:21:25 I hope it turns out. I hope we can make some sandwiches today. Time will tell. Let's get back on track, Jenna, and let's jump into this episode. Yes, the cold open. Michael is trying to sell the employees some calling cards. Mm-hmm. Did you notice something about this scene, Jenna?
Starting point is 00:21:41 It's in the conference room, right? Yep. Yeah. Who all is in attendance? Who? It is Jim. Dwight. Jim, Dwight, Toby, Creed, Oscar, Ryan, and Stanley. Not a single woman. Hey. Hey. Now do you think A, Michael thinks the women will say, this is a load of crap, but he thinks the guys will go along with it? Why aren't there any women? Hmm? Hmm.
Starting point is 00:22:11 Hmm. Jim convinces Michael that this is a pyramid scheme. Michael draws a chart, and then Jim turns it into a literal pyramid. Do you remember in the fire episode when Michael said he lost all of his money in a pyramid scheme and that's why he couldn't go to business school? Yeah, Toby brings it up in this scene. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:31 Toby's like, remember? Well, Toby brings up an email scam that Michael also participated in. Yes, and Michael's like, hey, when the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly asking you for help, his father ran the frickin country okay yeah Michael Michael Michael all right so that's our cold open and then when the episode begins that was one of those standalone cold opens that did not end up applying I have one more question about the cold open you might know the answer oh go ahead is a calling card the same as a business card? What Angela? What's a calling
Starting point is 00:23:09 card? Wait, no, you're not asking this question. Do you not remember the 80s? Honey, I was in Indi. Oh, I just called you honey. I'm a baby, I'm a honey. Honey, I was in Jakarta, Indonesia till 1984. What happened? What's the calling card? Okay, gosh, how do I describe it? You know how long distance phone calls, they would cost money, like so much money per minute, if you wanted to call someone
Starting point is 00:23:37 and you would usually just use your home phone and then I can't believe I'm describing this right now. Wait, so it's like a card with a number on it and you enter it or something? And then you can't believe I'm describing this right now. Okay. Oh, so it's like a card with a number on it and you enter it or something? And then you use the minutes? Yes, it's like a prepaid credit card that you could apply to the price of a phone call. Okay, I know what it is now.
Starting point is 00:23:57 I got it. I remember that for whatever reason in my mind, I thought this whole scene was about business cards and I thought it was really funny. Oh, Ann. That's funny. So anyway, and I was like, oh, look, they're making their own business cards. That's kind of cute. No, no.
Starting point is 00:24:14 You don't need Phil and his corvette for that. Now this makes sense. Yeah. Okay. I hear the tone in your voice, Jenna. I hear it. I don't know how to end this. I hear the tone in your voice, Jenna. I hear it. I hear it. I hear it. It's like you pity me, but you love me, but you're perplexed that a grown woman doesn't know what a calling card is. I hear it all. It's all there. But I love you. Okay. So they weren't business cards. They were calling cards. All right. I love you,. I love you babe. I love you honey. Go. That was the cold open. It was a standalone cold open, right? It doesn't apply to the rest
Starting point is 00:24:51 of the episode because after the credits we're gonna learn the real plot of this episode when Michael enters and Pam, while handing him his messages for the day,, happy birthday, Michael. When he enters, he's carrying his own box of donuts for his birthday. Is he carrying the balloons that we're going to see later in his office? Probably. I couldn't track where the balloons came from. But then Michael has a talking head where he tells us
Starting point is 00:25:22 that people go crazy for his birthday. They just go all out. They go all out. And it's just a boring shot of the office, just everyone doing work. Yeah. No one paying attention. And then Jenna, he says that he shares a birthday with Eva Longoria. And I looked up her birthday.
Starting point is 00:25:41 It's March 15. Jenna, yours is March 7th. Yeah. That means you and Michael Scott are both Pisces. We're both Pisces. Which I also looked up. And this was what I found on the internets about Pisces. You, Jenna Fisher, and Michael Scott. Are you ready? I'm ready. In all matters of life, you bring intensity and passion. This explains why you will devote an endless amount of time and effort into anything that
Starting point is 00:26:09 you feel is worthwhile, especially family and loved ones. Hey! I know! That sounds like a compliment. I think it is. You are giving me a compliment. I am giving you a compliment. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:26:22 So now Jim has a talking head. Well, wait, wait, wait. Before we get to that, I think something really important happens here, which is Kevin is late for work. Now, we don't know why yet, but he's late. He seems a little preoccupied. And when he walks in, Michael's like, you're late, but you're forgiven because Doth, it is my birthday. This has made me laugh. because Doth, it is my birthday. This has made me laugh. Michael's such an idiot. I love him.
Starting point is 00:26:46 But yes, Kevin is late. So, and then we go to Jim's talking head. Well, here's something I wanna say about Jim's talking head. So the meat of the talking head is he's just kind of describing what Michael is like on his birthday. But look at the winter backdrop behind him. So you know how we- You love this. You love this so much. You you know how we love this.
Starting point is 00:27:05 You know I love our backdrops. OK, so that's not a real window to the outside. That's just a window to a printed backdrop that we would change seasonally. And I just noticed that the backdrop is winter. It looks like it's maybe snowy. And I'm going to bring this up later. So put a pin in that,
Starting point is 00:27:26 but I just wanna say winter backdrop behind Jim. I am riveted. Okay? I am riveted. Yeah. I cannot wait. Oh, it's gonna pay off later. Big time. I cannot wait for this payoff. Big time. Of the winter backdrop. Yeah. All right, so then we see Meredith and Kevin
Starting point is 00:27:39 in the break room, and she says, "'Did you hear anything yet?' And so we start to see like what's happening with Kevin, right, that he might have a skin cancer scare. Yeah. And this storyline starts. And then we go to Dwight in Michael's office. There is no one more excited for Michael's birthday
Starting point is 00:27:59 than Dwight, really. I mean, it is such a special day for him. It is a huge day. If only everyone were reacting like Dwight, Michael would be happy. Michael reveals he's wearing a new suit. He says it's from Italy. No, Bulgaria. Right.
Starting point is 00:28:16 A new suit. And Dwight said maybe he'll have to get one. And Michael's like, good luck. It's pinstriped, I noticed. And the tie is insane. It's a crazy tie as well. This is also the scene where Michael tells Dwight that he's not worried about his birthday because the PPC has been working 24-7 since yesterday. But also it's in the scene that Dwight actually begs Michael if he can be in charge of Michael's birthday. So this is setting up like what's
Starting point is 00:28:45 going to be a big source of tension between Angela and Dwight. And I think Angela, you know, thinks that Michael's an idiot and thinks that Dwight is loyal to someone who doesn't deserve like his loyalty. And so she's just already, she already is like annoyed that it's Michael's birthday. And now on top of the fact her boyfriend wants to be the party planning, you know, committee chairman. Well, Angela must be very conflicted because as party planning committee head, she is obligated to celebrate this birthday.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Yes, yes. Even though she feels that Michael is kind of going a little bit over the top, right? Mm-hmm. Yes. Well, Ange, the next scene is the party planning committee scene. One more thing before we move on. There is a famous meme that came out of this Dwight and Michael scene. It is the raise the roof.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Oh, the raise the roof, yes. Yes. Yes. And in the... Super famous meme. It's even longer in the deleted scenes, you guys. So if you check out the deleted scenes, it's really funny because when Dwight starts to do it, Michael's like, no, that's not how I taught you.
Starting point is 00:29:50 I should like, like clearly they've practiced this move. Oh, I love that. I love that there's an extra deleted scene of that raise the roof. Well, next up is the party planning committee meeting. Lady, it's the OG. It's the OG. It is Phyllis, Angela, and Pam. That's it. Baby, I don't know what an OG is. Do you call me baby? I did. That's what it is today. It's OG. Jenna,
Starting point is 00:30:15 okay, get on the internet, lady. What is it? You might know what a calling card is, but let me tell you what OG is. It means original gangster, original gangster. It's like you are the first person of this thing, whatever. I don't know. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. So it's the OG of the PPC. Oh, I want a hoodie that says OG of the PPC. Note to self. That'd be great. Oh, look at the coffee mug I'm using. I'm using the OG PPC. Oh you're using the PPC coffee mug today. Yay. That's apropos. That's another word Angela. Apropos. I know what that means. It means appropriate. Yeah I got it. Okay. All right so they're having a riveting conversation in this meeting. They want to know what time we should bring out the cake. One or one thirty. And Pam. One or 1.30. And Pam yawns.
Starting point is 00:31:05 Oh, wait. Pam yawns. Pam says 1 o'clock, to which Angela immediately says 1.30. And then Pam yawns. Yeah. And then Angela sasses her. Yeah. She's like, oh, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:31:17 Are we boring you? Well, you know, there's in a deleted scene, I improvised a line where I said, not fill us. Yes. Do you remember that? I do. I do. And then we all laughed. We used to laugh a lot when we did these PPC scenes.
Starting point is 00:31:33 Well, they would let us go. They would give us a few lines and then they would just let us go. And we would improvise the most boring, conversations like on purpose we'd be like well I don't know guys how I feel about paper plates I mean which size should we get should we get the large oval one no one gets oval who gets an oval paper plate no one I think we get the square one square paper plates we would like we would do this for like so long. That's because Greg Daniels loved the PPC.
Starting point is 00:32:08 I know. He loved our mundane banter so much. He loved the dynamic of it. And so he would let us just go on forever. I loved it. Yes, it was so fun. Well, then Dwight enters and he tells us that Michael wants trick candles for his cake.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Yeah, he gives us a list, a list of surprises that Michael would like. And this is when Angela tells Dwight that this is a closed-door meeting. Well, yeah, Michael wants trick candles. He wants a stripper gram. And Angela's like, no, no, it's a closed-door meeting. And then there's this sort of odd like stare off between Dwight and Angela. And Pam was like, what is happening? Yes. I have a fan catch as well. What? This is a fan catch from sexually woke. This person wrote in to say, Phyllis is breaking at four minutes, 19 seconds. When you
Starting point is 00:33:01 talk about the strip of gram, I did not notice this the first time I watched it, and I saw it. She gets a little smirk. And I think you could think it was Phyllis the character, but Angela, we know Phyllis, and I think this was a real Phyllis smile. I'm sure it was. We laughed a lot in those scenes.
Starting point is 00:33:20 So I love that. I'm gonna go back and look for that. That's so cute. I also wanna note that when Rain comes in and out of the door, John is not at his desk in the background. So he bailed on some background work. Way to go, John. Way to be sneaky and get out of that scene. I know. I guess what was he? He was probably playing Madden football in his trailer with Brian or something. Yes, they were playing Madden football. That's what they would do in their downtime when they had scenes.
Starting point is 00:33:45 And they would yell. They were so loud. Do you remember? They were so loud. They'd be like, get it! Get him! All right, so at four minutes, 35 seconds, we now have this phone call between Michael and Jan in Michael's office.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Yeah. And Jenna, did you catch who is in the room with Michael? Ryan. Ryan is sitting there for the whole phone call. And the call is so awkward. He's like, hey, I called to wish you a happy birthday. And she's like, it's not my birthday. And he's like, oh, I thought we had the same birthday. And she's like, no.
Starting point is 00:34:17 And then she's like, happy birthday, Michael. And then she's like, are we being filmed? And he's like, nope, not at all. And then he says, Jan, just feel free to say whatever is in your heart. And then doesn't she just like hang up? Click dial tone. And the whole time Ryan is sitting here and I have a little something to point out. If you go and watch the deleted scenes, there is a beginning to this scene.
Starting point is 00:34:41 And that is that Ryan, the temp has been given the task to tie those balloons in Michael's office. Oh, this is where the balloons come from. Yeah, so him and Michael are in his office. Ryan is tying a balloon to like his chair and then he's like, can I leave? And Michael's like, nope. Thank you so much for telling me this. Because I was wondering, where did those dang balloons come
Starting point is 00:35:08 from? Because Michael did not walk in with them. He must have somehow ordered Ryan the temp to get them. Yes. And then he makes him. And this deleted scene is the proof. He makes them stay in for the phone call. Oh, god.
Starting point is 00:35:21 It's so miserable. I feel so bad for Ryan in that scene. Well, the next scene is very cringy as well, because Michael's in the kitchen, and he is just hovering over this box of donuts, waiting for someone. And then when Stanley comes in, he's like, oh my gosh, somebody must have brought in donuts for my birthday.
Starting point is 00:35:41 Michael, we saw you carry that box in when you arrived. Michael. Somebody? Michael. Michael. Michael, we saw you carry that box in when you arrived. Michael. Somebody, Michael. Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael. I have something to point out here. So you know in Booze Cruise, you and Jim look at each other for 27 seconds of silence, right?
Starting point is 00:35:58 Yeah. 27 seconds. Is that right? 27 seconds, that's right. Okay, I want you to know how long Michael stood with his hand on that coffee pot, waiting for someone to come in so he could act like he was pouring himself a cup of coffee, act surprised that there were donuts for his birthday. He stood there for 10 seconds of pure silence.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Wow. Now, if you think about a TV show, you guys, that's like a long time to leave a character just sitting there waiting for someone to notice him. That is so true. That's amazing. Ten seconds. Ten seconds he stood there looking around waiting for someone to walk in. And then later when Toby comes in, it's so sad.
Starting point is 00:36:40 Toby sees the donuts and he finds out it's Michael's birthday and he gives the most just upbeat and warm. Genuine. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Michael. Yeah. And then Michael is so mean. Michael's like, you didn't remember? Well, yeah, I guess I'm not going to remember to give you a donut. I know. He's such a turd to Toby. And Toby was being so nice to him. I know. So also happening in this episode is everyone kind of learning about the fact
Starting point is 00:37:13 that Kevin's waiting for these skin test results. So like Jim's in the break room, and they're talking about it, and Kelly overhears. Yeah. Kelly, you mean Mindy. Mindy overhears. That is a Mindy Kaling talking head. When she's like, oh my gosh, I never thought about death until Princess Diana's funeral, which was so sad. And then she pauses and she's like, that and my sisters? Like, oh, it's such a dark, it's such a dark talking head. It's so dark.
Starting point is 00:37:45 I don't know how Mindy got through that. She almost didn't. I want you to know, look at six minutes, five seconds. Mindy is so about to laugh. She's barely holding it together. Well, then the accounting department is discussing Kevin's possible skin cancer, Angela. And you are, I mean, Angela Martin is a real downer.
Starting point is 00:38:08 She's a little bit of Debbie Downer. I mean, Oscar's like, you know what? I'm sure it's going to be fine. I'm like, don't give him false hope. You don't know that. Is that pragmatic? I think she is, you know, yeah, she's pragmatic. She doesn't need to see the rosy picture.
Starting point is 00:38:23 She's like, just give me the stats. Yeah, what are the stats on this? need to see the rosy picture. She's like, just give me the stats. Yeah, what are the stats on this? The stats are you should be worried. Yeah, that's what the stats say. So next up, Michael gets a delivery. Oh man. But he thinks that the woman is his strip-o-gram. He's so excited. He's giddy. He literally says, here we go. And then he has a line that made me laugh so hard. He's like, Oh,
Starting point is 00:38:47 this chair has arms. Is that going to be all right? I loved that line that made me laugh so hard. He's like, it'll be fine. It'll probably, you'll work around it. I feel like Steve improvised that. I feel like he improvised that. I don't know. I don't know, but I bet you're right. I do. I wish I had the script for this one because I would look it up, but I feel like that feels like, that feels like something you notice in the moment.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Right, because they just pulled the chair aside, and it had arms, and I think he saw it in the moment, and he set it. That's what I, it feels very much like a Steve improv moment. Well, I do want to just give a shout out to this guest actor, Susan Foley, who played the delivery woman.
Starting point is 00:39:23 I thought she was great. She was fantastic. She played it super straight, super real, made it very, very funny. Her confusion was not overplayed. It was perfection. Well done, Susan. And then we just find out some sad backstory
Starting point is 00:39:38 of Michael's childhood. Jenna, his childhood breaks my heart. It breaks my heart. So we had this birthday party when he was seven. He was so excited. He said they got a pony and a cart and the pony gave him a rash and his mom rubbed cream on him for three hours. And then he missed the party.
Starting point is 00:39:55 He said it was his worst birthday. Well, this is a runner and some of them got cut out, but Michael had this runner throughout this episode of all of his worst birthdays, comparing it to this one. So this guy has had a lot of bad birthdays. Well, he's going to get a pick me up from Dwight, who's going to play the recorder for him while he eats donuts. Dwight is playing Billy Joel, which is a runner on our show.
Starting point is 00:40:20 We're constantly going to the Billy Joel Music Library on The Office. I don't know why that is. For the longest time. Of course, Dwight calls him William Joel. And then Michael is just sort of lamenting how he's being treated in The Office. And he says, I bet Luke Perry's friends don't treat him like this. Wait. And he references this poster that this is what the delivery
Starting point is 00:40:46 woman was delivering. It is a poster of James Dean, not of Luke Perry, that his mom sent him for his birthday. That's what his mom sent him. Now, do you think that his mom meant to send him Luke Perry, or she meant to send him James Dean, and Michael just mistook it for Luke Perry? Which one is Michael a fan of or neither? Is it just Michael's mom was like, I don't
Starting point is 00:41:12 know what to give him. I think Michael is probably a fan of Luke Perry and that's who his mom thought it was. That's what I think. I think. I like that story. I don't know. But I mean, I feel like that's something my mom would do. Or my sister. When you're at Christmas, my sister got me a Green Bay Packers baseball hat. Yeah. And I was like, I don't get it. And she was like, well, you went to Baylor green and gold. Same colors. I was like, what? Same colors. Right. Same colors. Right. So I feel like that could be sort of a mom moment.
Starting point is 00:41:46 Angela, one year for Christmas, my mom got me from, I guess, a local art fair in St. Louis, a drawing of a woman and her cat. She got it for me because she knows I love cats. I'm going to post this on Office Ladies pod Instagram. Is she gonna get upset with you? Is she gonna say something? No, this is a running joke in our family now. It is, Angela, it is a, it is a, I don't know how to describe it.
Starting point is 00:42:18 It is a drawing of a woman on all fours. What? In lingerie. Nope. With her tush in the air. And the cat is rubbing seductively on the woman's tush. And your mom missed all that. She just thought it was a lady and her cat. Yes. So Angela, imagine me on Christmas morning. She hands me, I'm in like college when she gives me this. I come home from college, I unwrap this box,
Starting point is 00:42:46 and I'm looking at like a semi-pornographic drawing of a woman and her cat. Just like, mom, what is this present? And she goes, what do you mean? It's a lady who loves her cat. She loves that pussy so much. She's like, she loves, you love cats. And I'm like, Bob, I do love cats, but what is happening? And I, she didn't, she still like, didn't see it. She's like, I don't get it. My sister died laughing. I don't know if we've ever laughed so hard on Christmas ever in my family.
Starting point is 00:43:25 So now, here's, I still have it. Where is it? I'll tell you, I keep it in a drawer, but every time my parents come to my house and stay in my guest room, I get it out and I put it on the nightstand. And then there it is. And I'm like, Mom, where's your gift you gave me? And she knows that I do that. She knows that I don't keep it out all the time, but I like religiously, I put it out
Starting point is 00:43:53 whenever they visit. And I will post a picture of it. I will post a picture of it. I love that story so much. I love it so much. That is something 100% that my dad would do. I have a story I will save for another one that my dad bought a painting from a man
Starting point is 00:44:11 on the side of the road. I'm gonna save it. Cause it was a Valentine's gift. I'm gonna save it. Okay, where are we? Dwight goes into the bullpen and he announces that it is 11 23 a.m, the exact time of Michael's birth, and he suggests that everyone lift him up in his chair.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Yes, it's a tradition. They're gonna hoist him up in the air. It's a tradition. Well, I caught something here. What? I want you to look at Phyllis in the background of this scene. At the very beginning of the scene,
Starting point is 00:44:47 she is behind Dwight at her computer. And I think that they said action before she had a chance to clear her computer screen. Is it gates? Is she looking at gates? I don't know, because she did go on a long deep dive where she would look for gates for a long time, a gate for her driveway. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:45:12 I really tried to zoom in and see what it was, but what you have to see is that right at the top of the scene, she puts her hand up to cover up whatever is on her screen and then at eight minutes, 53 seconds, when Michael comes out of his office, it's like a it's a continuous shot. When you come back to Phyllis, the Dunder Mifflin screensaver is up. Oh, she was quick. She was quick. Yeah, she she puts her hand up and with her left hand she's like closing out of whatever she was doing. I have such a vivid memory of our camera guys, Randall or Matt saying, Hey Phyllis, we can see the gates on your screen. Cause like for a year she looked at gates for her driveway.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Oh, that makes me laugh. Well, it's at this point that Pam and Jim are in the kitchen. They are not participating in the hoisting of Michael and Pam suggests to Jim that they sneak out and buy something for Kevin. Yeah. At 10 minutes, 33 seconds, you guys, we learn who Dwight tips and who he doesn't. And let me tell you, he tips his urologist. He can't pulverize his own kidney stones and he only tips people who do jobs that he couldn't do himself. So when the sub delivery guy, who was played by Justin Maloney by the way, delivers a bunch of sub sandwiches, Dwight gives him exact change because he could have delivered his own subs.
Starting point is 00:46:40 He could have. He didn't, but he could have. And then in the break room, we find out that these sub sandwiches are bologna, tomato, and ketchup. Yes. That's it. There's no other options. It's bologna, tomato, and ketchup.
Starting point is 00:46:56 What is that? Angela, we have a fan question. This is a fan question from old man David. Okay. He wanted to know, did any of you guys actually eat any of that horrible sub sandwich? I was at Rite Aid. Do you remember, did anyone eat them and were they actually bologna and ketchup? Old Man David, whatever those sandwiches were, were maybe set out by craft services and people
Starting point is 00:47:21 could maybe snack on them. But I don't remember the cast or crew eating them. But they never let things go to waste. If they had food that was in a scene that was edible, they would set it out over by where all the snacks were, anything that wasn't used, or they would give them to crew members. So like if we had a scene where we had a bunch of birthday cakes, if they didn't use those birthday cakes, they would give them to people to take home. That's true. Maybe we set them out and who knows what they really were.
Starting point is 00:47:50 We don't know. Yeah, maybe they were normal sandwiches, but my character kaboshes anyone eating because she's got a really crappy attitude about these sandwiches and she just makes Michael really mad and he packs them up and he's like, fine, choke on it. And he walks right out. Well, then Angela, we have another one of Michael's sad birthday talking heads about his childhood.
Starting point is 00:48:10 This time he talks about being 16 years old and how he was supposed to go out on a date with a classmate named Julie, but she went out with a different Michael from his class instead, because she didn't realize which Michael she was supposed to go out with. He just has had a whole, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:30 Here's an interesting catch, Angela. In this talking head, he says he had to hear all about it the next day at school. Well, you mentioned that his birthday was March 15th. I have a Dunderpedia catch for you. Okay. They figured out that Michael's 16th birthday would have been March 15th, 1980. That was a Saturday. So the next day would have been Sunday and Michael wouldn't have been at school
Starting point is 00:48:58 to hear all about it. What the heck? What? That's a crazy catch. Get it together. Get it together, writer's room. I feel like a kinship with whoever figured out this fact because of the 45 minutes I spent trying to find yams in Carbondale. Oh yeah, you did. You looked for them for a long, long time. I did.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Well, lady, you're a Pisces, you're intense, and you're passionate. When the subject moves me, like are there yams in Carbondale? Now we're at the Rite Aid with Jim and Pam. Yeah. Extra flirty. You haven't really had an episode in a bit where you two got to be just like flirty, flirty. And so I feel like probably for fans, they were so excited to be like, oh, they're back at it again. They're in in cahoots. Yes, they bought 69 cup of noodles for Kevin, some M&M's and his favorite movie American Pie 2. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:49:55 And then Pam even teases Jim for buying some fabric softener. Oh, she's like, you use fabric softener? And I feel like her internal monologue is like, oh, it's so cute. He does his laundry and he makes sure his clothes are soft. He's going to be a great husband. I love him. Well, you know Roy isn't using any fabric softener. Roy's not doing laundry. Exactly. Well, now next up, Angela, is my favorite scene from this whole episode. No
Starting point is 00:50:22 cookie. No cookie. Oh, you know, we talk about things that people will say to us when they meet us. I get Save Bandit and I get no cookie. Well, Dwight and Ryan are in the kitchen and Angela enters and tries to take the cake, the birthday cake from Dwight, but Dwight won't let go of it. But she's the head of the party planning committee. It's her job to bring out the cake. Yes.
Starting point is 00:50:51 And they get in a little tiff about it and then Dwight says, hey, is that meeting to discuss finances still on for later? And Angela's like, fine, fine. But don't expect any cookie. And Dwight says, but what if I'm hungry? No cookie. And then she leaves. And then Ryan's Ryan's expression. Ryan, oh, BJ, your look is so fantastic of like, what the F did I
Starting point is 00:51:29 just witness? What is happening? But then he has that silent talking head. All of that, whatever that minute and a half of television is from the time that scene starts until the end of his talking head is just my favorite from this episode. I loved it. It's so good. BJ's so good. It like makes it. It makes it, you know? So now it's happy birthday to Michael. The cake is out. The candles are lit. Michael is going to blow out his candles. And at the same time, Kevin gets his phone call. Is it is it the phone call?
Starting point is 00:52:06 No it's Stacy. Stacy. He says it's Stacy. Michael is pissed because his candles aren't trick candles and this is when everyone's kind of hugging Kevin and Michael's like you guys stop what is going on? Angela says very pointedly no one cares about your birthday Michael yeah Kevin's waiting to hear if you have skin cancer Michael this is like this is more important she just like flattens it she I mean she just destroys whatever good mood he was hoping to have well lady fan comments from Delaney and Cathy O'Dell, they both said, I feel like everyone was really hard on Michael.
Starting point is 00:52:49 He didn't know about Kevin and it was his birthday. Is his reaction like really that out of line? Well, here's the thing. He's being a little bit of a baby, but I think if any of us really cared about him the way we should as his coworkers, someone should have pulled him aside early in the morning and said, Hey, listen, Kevin had this biopsy. Here's what's going on. We just want you to know. We don't know if you know. Yeah. Right. Right. So that in the moment he wouldn't be
Starting point is 00:53:19 such a jerk because someone would have let him in on it. Now, listen, he still would have been bummed. He still would have spent a ton of energy trying to make everyone like somehow find a way to be okay celebrating his birthday. Yeah, which he's going to do later. Okay, remember earlier when I told you that behind Jim's talking head there was a winter scene? Oh, is this the payoff? Give it to me. I want you to notice that in the background of this birthday candle scene, my cardigan is draped on the back of my chair. It's a really nice detail because if you notice
Starting point is 00:53:57 at the store, I'm not wearing it. I also want you to know that on the coat rack in a little bit, you're going to see Pam's giant puffy coat that you're going to see her wearing later at the ice rink is hanging up and Jim's big heavy winter coat are on the coat rack. I see what's happening here. Why didn't they take their coats if it's snowing out? If it's so freaking cold that they wore their heavy coats to work that day, why is Pam leaving her cardigan behind and going shopping in just a button-down shirt? What's up? Is it cold out or not cold out? It's cold out.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Which one? Someone's slipping on the job there. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just saying. Okay. Well, I have a big thing to point out everyone. What? Okay. At 14 minutes, 44 seconds, Jim dares Pam to make an announcement
Starting point is 00:54:56 over the store intercom. Because these two are like teenagers. They played jinx, buy me a Coke. Now they're daring each other to do stupid things in public. Jim and Pam, what's going on? But guess what happens? What does Pam do? I know. What does she do, Jenna? She I know Angela, she says,
Starting point is 00:55:21 Luke, this is your father. Star Wars. She father. Star Wars! She makes a Star Wars reference. Jenna, did you know what you were doing when you did it? I did because I knew from just, you know, pop culture knowledge that there was a movie from the Star Wars movies. Is it Empire Strikes Back? That-
Starting point is 00:55:48 Yes, where they're fighting each other. Yes, and it is revealed that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father. He says, I am your father. And Luke's like, no, that's not true. I knew the reference, but I did get a fan question from K Slackish1, who wanted to know if that bit where I make the announcement was improvised.
Starting point is 00:56:09 So the Luke line was scripted. However, I did improvise a little bit. So when I say I'm sorry into the mic, that was my fun idea and it was a little nod to the movie When Harry Met Sally. So do you remember the scene in When Harry Met Sally when Harry and Sally, they're singing karaoke in the store. They're singing Surrey with a Fringe on top.
Starting point is 00:56:34 And Harry's ex-wife starts to walk up, and he stops singing. And Meg Ryan is like, oh my gosh, it's my voice. I have the worst voice. And she's saying it all in the microphone. And Harry is like, no, I think I see Helen. And then really loudly into the microphone, Meg Ryan goes, Helen? And it like goes out over the store.
Starting point is 00:56:57 I always thought that was such a funny bit. So I thought I'm gonna say, I'm sorry into the mic really loudly. And I don't know. I mean, probably no one would ever think about it. About your inspiration for that moment. I love that. I think that's so sweet.
Starting point is 00:57:15 I also know how much you love When Harry Met Sally. It's one of your favorite movies. Lady, when I was in college, I had a three and a half hour drive between St. Louis, which is where my parents still lived, and Kirksville, Missouri, which is a little rural town in Missouri where I went to college at Truman State University. And what I did to pass the time was I recorded When Harry Met Sally onto an audio tape. And then I played the movie back for myself in my car on my drive.
Starting point is 00:57:51 I have that entire movie memorized from beginning to end. I love it. I love that. That is the sweetest thing. Yeah. I recorded on my tape recorder, David Letterman's opening monologues, and I would play them back
Starting point is 00:58:07 and listen to his opening monologues. Oh my gosh! Well, you said you wanted to work for a late night talk show. I wanted to work in comedy. You loved, yeah, comedy, late night, yeah. Yeah. Aw, lady.
Starting point is 00:58:22 Look, we were meant to be BFFs. We were both driving in our cars, listening to things we recorded off of our TVs because we're 100 on our tape decks. Lady, I just got a text from Lee. He sent me a photo of... Is this about your bread? Yeah. Can I go down and check it out?
Starting point is 00:58:40 Can we take a break? He made sandwiches for the kids. I want to see if they like it. Oh my God, he did it. Way to go, Lee. But did they eat it? That's the question. We'll find out.
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Starting point is 01:00:02 Bread Report for everyone who's curious. It's freaking delicious. I just ate a slice. Is it? It's good. I don't know if the kids are going to eat it. What is their deal? You know what, Angela? They love all of my other breads. They love my sourdough bread. They love when I make rolls. They love when I make popovers. For whatever reason, I cannot get them to like my sandwich bread. They just want store-bought sandwich bread. I've tried three different recipes. Today will have been my third sandwich bread recipe. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:36 Or they will like it the day it comes out of the oven, but the next day, it's a no-go for them. They only want it warm out of the oven. I don't know. Shall we get back into this episode, m'lady? I think we should. Where are we? I believe that we are back in human resources. 15 minutes, 15 seconds. Kevin is talking to Toby about his skin cancer. Yeah, and this is a nice callback to season one's health care episode,
Starting point is 01:01:07 because Toby's like, can you get on your fiance's health care plan? Because honestly, ours is horrible. Like, that's right. So to me, to me, it was a nice callback to the health care episode. Well, Michael comes over with a bunch of facts that are about why Kevin shouldn't be worried.
Starting point is 01:01:23 He's got some statistics. The subtext is why we can still celebrate Michael's birthday without any problem, but he's presenting it as why Kevin shouldn't be worried. Yeah. And then Toby's like, you know, kind of gives him some Toby sass. And Michael's like, why are you here? And Toby's like, I work here. Well, now Michael is gonna announce
Starting point is 01:01:46 that they're going somewhere and it's to make Kevin feel better. There's an outing for the whole office. But of course, if you remember in an earlier scene, Michael asked Dwight if he's made all the plans for later. So this is clearly been in the works. Oh, there's a big banner when we walk in says happy birthday, Michael. Like this was planned for sure. Not by the this is clearly been in the works. Oh, there's a big banner when we walk in. It says, Happy Birthday, Michael.
Starting point is 01:02:05 Like this was planned for sure. Not by the party planning committee, by the way. Angela would not allocate funds to this. No. But Dwight had this, he had planned it. We had a fan question from Noel, Angela, because we're about to go to the ice skating rink now. And that's the big surprise
Starting point is 01:02:22 that he's taking us all ice skating. And Noel wanted to know, did you have a safety meeting about ice skating? Remember safety meeting lit candle? I'm sure we did. I'm sure there was a safety meeting about we have heavy things being held on the ice. I'm sure there was all kinds of safety meetings. Well, I know we had a medic there. And the reason that I know this is because I don't know if you remember Angela, but Mindy fell while we were shooting.
Starting point is 01:02:52 I don't remember that. And she hurt her knee. So you know, there's that little bit at the ice skating rink where Kelly is helping Ryan. Yeah. Well, she fell and she hurt her knee and the medic had to give her some ice, but she was able to finish filming. Her knee was okay. I thought it was interesting when you saw the different couplings of people ice skating.
Starting point is 01:03:10 In the beginning, you see Kelly and Ryan, you see Pam and Jim. I sort of just kind of go around solo, so does Dwight. We just kind of, we don't want anyone to know we're seeing each other, so we skate alone. And then later you see Ryan and Phyllis holding hands and ice skating. Yes, at 19 minutes. We had a fan catch by KP who said, I love when you see Ryan and Phyllis at the skating rink holding hands so Ryan won't fall. It's such a random glimpse into their friendship. I think Angela, they did that because Mindy was icing her knee. And what's really cute if you watch it
Starting point is 01:03:46 is Phyllis is so tickled. She's so tickled. It's just really cute. It's very, very sweet. And I actually, I went back after I read that comment and I watched it and it's really very sweet to see the two of them skating together. So that was an accident.
Starting point is 01:04:01 I had another fan question from Live Long California. Did you and John know how to ice skate? Or did you have to learn for this episode? So here's something interesting. In this episode, Jim is kind of helping Pam on the ice. But right before we filmed this episode, I had actually been in some intense ice skating training because I was filming a movie with Will Ferrell
Starting point is 01:04:25 called Blades of Glory. And, yeah, every Saturday morning for a few months, I had to go early in the morning and spend about three hours learning to ice skate. And the crazy thing is my character didn't even ice skate in the movie. I am completely pretending to not know how to ice skate in this scene on The Office because I had actually just,
Starting point is 01:04:47 I mean, kind of learned how to ice skate quite well thanks to this movie training. You're describing my fantasy, but all I ever wanted was to be cast in something where they're like, listen, Angela, you're going to have to learn kung fu. You're going to go every Saturday. You're going to become a kung fu master or you're going to have every Saturday, you're going to become a kung fu master, or you're going to have to learn how to throw an axe. You're going to get really good at throwing axes. Like I wanted to learn something like that, but it's never happened. Well, speaking of skating, Michael is zipping around in his hockey gear. So in the background of Michael's talking head, it's around 17 minutes, 42 seconds.
Starting point is 01:05:27 There's a really great shot of that professional ice skater, Burt Lankin, who stands in for Oscar. He's doing a bunch of twirls. It's just sort of fun. You realize- Nothing with you though, Ange. I know, nothing with me. But do you realize one of the office members
Starting point is 01:05:41 who's not on the ice is Creed? And it's because he's in the arcade playing a shoot-em-up game with a bunch of kids. Oh yes, that's right, that's right. Well, there's also that scene where Michael checks Toby into the wall. Yeah. We had a fan question from Cardinals fan,
Starting point is 01:05:59 was Toby harmed in the making of that scene? No. And if you watch closely, Steve's body never really touches Toby. Like he really, like Steve, I think because he's so good, he kind of slams into the wall and makes a noise with his arms. And then Paul just sort of falls to the ground himself. No, Steve had total control. But it's because he's such a good skater.
Starting point is 01:06:26 And so he could definitely sort of show off a little bit and do all that stuff. Oh, this was for sure one of Steve's favorite film days, I think. I mean, he loved it. It had to be. He was having the best time. And also, he had the best time because Nancy Carell, his wife, in real life, shows up in this episode
Starting point is 01:06:47 again as Carol Stills, the real estate agent. She's at the ice rink. But Michael's so innocent. He's like, oh, was this for sale? And she's like, no, Michael, I can go places that aren't for sale. You know, like my kids are here to ice skate. And then he's so sweet with the kids. He's so sweet. And we sort of learned that like Michael probably could have tried to play professional hockey, but he didn't think it was a great job to
Starting point is 01:07:16 have if you want a family and that's all he wants. So it's just this theme again, that Michael just wants a family. That's what he wants. Well, you know, when he offers to pull the kids around the ice rink with his hockey stick, theme again that Michael just wants a family. That's what he wants. Well, you know, when he offers to pull the kids around the ice rink with his hockey stick, he's skating backwards and he's pulling the kids. Lee does that all the time with our kids. So when I saw that, I was like, Oh, I think that's like a hockey guy thing to do.
Starting point is 01:07:41 You pull your kids around as they hold onto the hockey stick. You just turned into like a 16 year old girl with googly eyes. You just thought about your husband. I wish you could have seen Jenna just now. She just literally did this weird thing with her shoulder and she kind of tossed her hair and she was like, I think it's a hockey guy. Like it was, what just happened to you? Clearly, clearly when you saw your husband do that, you're like, yeah, yeah, baby. I get real smitten with him sometimes, especially when he does, you know, when he's on the ice, fathering. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:18 On the ice being a great dad. Okay. Now Kevin gets the phone call. Everyone skates around him. Jenna, I remember filming this because we had to time it out and there were a bunch of us on the ice that skate up to where he is. Do you remember this? Yes, and we have to all be able to stop.
Starting point is 01:08:37 I didn't know how to stop. Yeah. That was my one problem. I didn't know how to stop. So I remember trying to like push really hard to slow myself down so I didn't run into people. But I was like stressed out. Well guess what? His results are negative. Which is a good thing. You want your results to be negative. But Michael doesn't understand that. No, Michael's like, damn it. Michael is gutted. He's like, oh no, this is horrible. We're gonna beat this. And he has that amazing talking head where he's like,
Starting point is 01:09:10 it turns out that in the medical field, negative is a good thing. Now in the real world, negative means bad, but when it comes to test results, it was one of those that you love Angela, where he's describing things to us that the rest of us all know. And then one of my favorite things is when Michael is like, I'm going to break this down for you.
Starting point is 01:09:34 Yeah. This is what it's like information. We all know as a surprise to you too. Yeah, I know. I'm going to tell you. Yeah. Yes. Well, now we're opening gifts, lady. I know I love fill you in. It turns out. Yeah. Yes. Well, now we're opening gifts,
Starting point is 01:09:45 lady. I know. I love this scene. We're opening gifts. I have actually been in the room where we filmed. I'd been there before because I'd been to a kid's birthday party. And if you have a kid's birthday party at this particular rink, number one, your birthday child gets to ride the Zamboni around the ice one time. Oh, yes. And then you get to have all of your birthday cake and presents in this room where we were. So it kind of cracked me up that this is where Michael's birthday would be because he's so childlike. So we're sitting at this table. Kevin gets a card that says, get well soon or something like that. But it's got a lady in a bikini. This clearly made his day. He's gonna save that. Maybe he'll put it with some of the things
Starting point is 01:10:27 he keeps on his computer, cause he's a little pervy. He's very happy about this card. He loves it. And then Michael gets a Wilkes-Barre Penguins hockey jersey from Dwight. This is a real team. It actually, well, and it says from Dwight.
Starting point is 01:10:44 From Dwight number one, I have been to their rink, me and Craig Robinson, Brian Baumgartner, Kate Flannery for the first ever office convention. We got to go, we got to go on the ice. We all got a jersey. I still have my jersey. That's amazing. Yeah, they're the AHL team. So they're not the NHL team. They're the AHL team. So they're not the NHL team. They're the AHL team. And that's yeah, real hockey team. Real hockey team and their mascot is Tux the Penguin.
Starting point is 01:11:10 Everyone there was really, really nice. That was, that was super fun. Well then Pam gives Michael Nightswept. From everyone. Says it's from everyone. Yeah. Yes. From everyone in the office.
Starting point is 01:11:22 We had a fan question from Boss Lady. Is there really a cologne called Nightswept? Well this, there's not, but Jenna, did you know this is a callback? Did you catch this? Yes, yes, from Hot Girl. When they're cleaning out his car. Yes, in season one, episode six, Hot Girl, Ryan and Michael are cleaning out his car. Yes. In season one, episode six, Hot Girl, Ryan and Michael are cleaning out his car. And Michael says, that's my Drakar Noir. Right? Is that how you say that? Yeah. And Ryan's like,
Starting point is 01:11:52 no, it's Rite Aid Night Swept. And Michael's like, uh-uh, it's a perfect smell-alike. I'm not paying for the label. So he's probably very excited. He likes Night Swept and he already is a buyer of Night Swept. And here he gets a four pack. He got lotion, cologne, some kind of body spray maybe. Yes, that was all packaged and created by Phil Shea. That is a fictional cologne line. However, I just wanna let you know that I did Google Night Swept and there is a Christian based mystery novel by writer Marvin Rehm called Night Swept and
Starting point is 01:12:37 it's available on Amazon. Okay. There you have it. For super fans out there who might want to read a book called Night Swept. Night Swept. It doesn't smell like anything from what I would assume since it's a book and it's not a cologne. There you go. There you go. Where are we?
Starting point is 01:12:55 It's the end of the episode. That's it. Pam ends this episode with a talking head. She says it was a good day. Angela, because of what you said earlier, which is that, you know, finally we get a little flirty flirt for her and Jim. They got to go shopping. She got to learn he uses fabric softener.
Starting point is 01:13:14 I mean, this was a good day for Pam. She got to pretend what it would be like maybe to be Jim's girlfriend for a day. And... Yeah, run an errand. Run errands together, and she loved it. She loved it. So it was a good day. And Michael had a great birthday. As it turns out, he got to ice skate, he got a present he liked, Kevin was going to be okay. So it all ended well. It did.
Starting point is 01:13:38 But before we say goodbye to Michael's birthday, there is a deleted scene that I have to read. I'm not going to tell you anything about it. It's a Dwight talking head. I'm going to read it and then I'm going to just watch your reaction. Okay? All right. Okay. This is okay. Deleted scene of a Dwight talking head from Michael's birthday. Michael's birthday is hard for me because he gets very excited, but he's also under a lot of pressure, which builds up until he's ready to explode. As his right-hand man, it's my job to release that pressure so that he can enjoy himself, if only for a moment. Wow. That is brilliant. That is brilliant. That is a delightful, delightful talking head
Starting point is 01:14:28 written by Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky. Right? That's right in their will house. But you know it probably was hard for Rain to get through that. For sure. Guys, that's it. That's Michael's birthday. We celebrated Michael's birthday. Happy birthday, Michael. We hope you had a good time. Thanks for coming along for the ride. Next week, we're gonna do some drug testing.
Starting point is 01:14:52 Dwight, why is your urine green? We'll find out. Ooh. Thank you for listening to Office Ladies' Second Drink. This episode was initially created in collaboration with Earwulf. Office Ladies is a presentation of Odyssey Second drink. This episode was initially created in collaboration with Earwolf. Office Ladies is a presentation of Odyssey and is produced by Jenna Fisher and Angela
Starting point is 01:15:09 Kinsey. Our executive producer is Cassie Jerkins and our audio engineer and associate producer is Daniella Silva. Odyssey's executive producers are Jenna Weiss-Berman and Leah Reese Dennis. Office Ladies is mixed and mastered by Chris Basil. Our theme song is Rubber Tree by Creed Bratton.

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