On Display with Melissa Gorga - Karma, Quakes, and 'Clipses (w/ Joe Gorga)

Episode Date: April 11, 2024

Fresh off their vacation, Melissa and Joe talk about Melissa's viral encounter with a ghost of mother nature, Joe's scientific explanation for a solar eclipse and where the Gorgas will be the next time it happens, and what Karma would look like if she was an actual woman. Melissa also plays a quick game with Joe which confirms a big difference in how women and men show numbers on their hands.  This week's sponsors:  Chime - Fee-Free Banking: Chime.com/melissa (Get paid up to 2 days early) Claritin-D - Fast and Powerful Relief: Claritin.com LiquidIV - Hydration Multiplier: LiquidIV.com , promo code: MELISSA (20% off) Pluto.TV - Over 300 Channels + 1000s of Shows and Movies: Pluto.TV (Free)  Progressive - "Name-Your-Price" Tool: Progressive.com

Oh my God, gag me with a spoon. Hey guys, welcome to On Display. So excited to be talking to you guys today. I hope most of you are nice and refreshed. On display, on display, each and every day, every day, every day. You're actually so annoying. How's that voice? You like that?

It's not good. No, you're definitely not the singer in the house. But what I was going to say was I hope everybody had a nice little spring break because most people were just on spring break. What a beautiful day. Finally. Today was a beautiful day in New Jersey. Yes, it was. Although, wait, today is the solar beautiful day. Finally. Today was a beautiful day in New Jersey. Yes, it was. Although wait,

today is the solar eclipse day. I just put a post out about the solar eclipse. Why? Don't make fun of it, Joe. What did you say? I always have to watch your Instagram. What did you do? You gotta look at it. You gotta go look at it. You gotta look. Pull up. Pull up. No, it better not be the balls thing that our friend sent us today. What balls? Oh my God. Do you didn't see our text messages from one of our friends. We were in a group and he's like, look at the solar eclipse. And like this big set of balls came flying into the, I was like, what is this? They were like, oh, you didn't see it.

You were on it. I sat out. I was outside all day. I kept on looking up. Everybody said, Oh, you're going to watch your eyes. Watch your eyes. Yeah. I haven't seen shit.

I was thinking the world was going to end. There's people that didn't want to come to work today. They didn't come to work. We have a very good friend out in Florida that told us to world that this was going to be like we were going to be invaded today. And he was so serious. And I've been texting him all week thinking these were like, I thought the earthquake was a sign.

He thought and he's very successful. And when you listen to this, my man, he's my brother, he's one of my best of friends. I love this man. And he's the most successful guy I know. And but you know what? So we need to text him today. We need to text him. Oh, you did? Oh, sure. I broke his balls. I said, he's April 8. I go what's happening? Are we dying? He thought the electric cars were gonna go out, your computers were gonna get shut down. The grid was shut down.

Everything. The grid was going down and he actually bought a farmhouse to get away. He's got a farmhouse. He has a farmhouse where he thought him and his family would go live once all of our computers and our cell phones and he said the traffic lights at the world was going to go dark. Right. And so what was his got a dungeon. He's got a dungeon and he's got the food there. You know, all that pre cans of beans and that military food. Not me. I'm sitting right here. I'm hanging out. I'm doing my every day I came home and I'm just gonna eat my regular food

Wait a second. What did he say when you called him to make those? No, he goes. It's pretty nice out there, isn't it? Yeah, he goes. All right. He goes. I know it's all good. It's all good He goes nothing yet. I go now, I'm just waiting is something gonna happen later Like a sneak attack Well, I actually had the cutest little experience today because as you know, my kids are getting older. So it's like harder to have like these cute little moments with them. And Joey has been talking about it since I dropped him off to school this morning and

I told him not to look at the sun and he was very much so like, well, why not? Why not? Like he was so into it and confused. He's like, Oh my God, imagine someone didn't tell me that mom and I looked at the son. He's an eighth grader now, so I don't get these moments with him anymore. Are you going to keep posting on Instagram or are you going to listen to me? I'm listening. Go ahead.

It's rude. If you're going to come on my podcast, then put your phone down. Oh my God. Listen, how do you like it now? I like when you put your phone down and pay attention. I'm talking to you. But how do you like it? My whole life, I look at the back of your head.

You wish, you wish. I'm talking to her, she's always down. I'm ordering for Envy, and that's what I'm working. You're posting a stupid picture that you've posted 10,000 times over. Guys, I know you know, if you know Joe Gorgas' Instagram, he's about, right now, I have to make it stop, to post the damn cactus photo again. The cactus one.

I know you guys all know which photo I'm talking about. He's ignoring me and posting some cactus photo for the 17,000th time. I would love to hire you a nice photographer so you can take all new photos. I am so sick of your photos. No, these are listen. That's the theme of my thing. I write your theme of your thing is just it's kind of basic as basic AF. Oh my Lord. Anyway, can I tell you what happened with me and little Joey in our solar eclipse experience?

Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me. So I told him that on the way there and I said to him, Joey, don't look at this son when you get out of school today because I know you get out at three, it's going to happen at 3.30. They always go to the little pizza place. So I knew he was going to be like hanging out in the parking lot, whatever by the pizza place. So he calls me at like 3.05.

He's like, Hey, ma, you're going to pick me up? I'm like, since when? You never want to come home this early. He's like, No, because you know, we're gonna do that solar eclipse thing together, right? I was like, Oh, my god, I was dying. He wanted to do it with you. So I drove there, he ran up to my car with the sunglasses that he got in science class. I guess they give them almost they look like the 3d, like cheapy, whatever. Yeah, but they are the right thing you need and he's like here ma I got you a pair and he I was melting inside because I don't get those moments anymore with him and he got my car goes you want to come out with me and my friends or should we go home and do it I was like let's go home wait we're driving we get home he's like hurry up get on the front let's see put him put them on, would you see anything? Like he was so into it and we got nothing. Like I don't even think it got dark here, like nothing.

We just kept looking and I'm like, all right Joey, I start playing on my computer, he starts looking on TikTok. Before you know it, he's like, is it over? I was like, I think it's over, like I don't know, it's the sun's coming out. Like it got like maybe a little, like it was gonna rain type of mood, like a little dark like that for happens like that every day for like 20 seconds.

Every day it's like that. Yeah. There's an eclipse. No, but how long did you have a good experience? Well, how long did you and my son sit on that porch? That's my question. Not long. We got very bored. How long? Quick. We put the little half hour. No, we put the glasses on. We looked at it. How long? We put the little glasses on. Half hour? No. We put the glasses on. We looked at it. He's like, you see it? I'm like, um, mm-hmm.

And if you put the glasses on, you can see the moon like a little bit. The only thing I want to see is you coming out of the shower in a G-string or something. That's the only thing I want to see. That's the eclipse for me. Wait, so you want me to wear my underwear in the shower? Yes, I like that. I mean, that's an odd request. Most people don't wear a G-string in the shower.

That's good. You got to change it up. So you've actually never had a vision of me walking out of a shower. Change it up. No, no. Twenty years later, come out wet. When have I ever walked out of a shower with a G-string on? Because I'm telling you, I gave you a little hint.

Start changing stuff up. No, I'm going to give you a hint. Go hint start changing stuff. I'm gonna give you a hint Go to sleep at night Sleep that's my hit That's my head. That's great when you get up and you don't just fall asleep and you start playing on the phone I'm like, oh, he's so annoying. He's trying to keep himself up. Look at her. See go to sometimes I just fuck with you and I know you just so you think I want to have sex just because I'm annoyed and shit at it. Why would you want that to be an annoying factor?

Because I know if we get home it's 10, 30, 11. I'm tired. And I'm not in the mood, I'm tired yet, I put the TV on. And her mind, she probably goes, when she sees that TV on and she gets in that room she's probably like, Motherfucker, this guy's up. And I know what you're thinking. Sometimes she walks by me and I sit on the bed and I'm watching the news because I like to watch the news.

She walks by and she tries to not look at me and she's walking so fast. Yeah, I know. And I know that she turns. Eye contact. And she turns the corner. She gets into the bathroom and I start laughing because he knows I'm pissed and I'm not. I'm really, I'm really not horny at that moment. I'm really, but then I'm starting to think maybe I should, maybe. No, you're a psycho, bro. Go to bed. There's so many other nights. Go to sleep when your wife's tired. Go to bed.

I'm going to die one day and then I could have said we could have had more sex. His brain literally tells himself like, oh my God, you better do it because the thing might not work tomorrow. You don't know what could happen. I got friends dropping, I can't say they're dying or sick. Who's got heart disease? Who got this? Who's got that?

I'm fucking healthy, man. Give it to me. What are we going to do? You that. I'm fucking healthy, man. Give it to me. What are we going to do? You too. Not too much. My God. One day we're going to be old. We can't do it anymore. Not anytime soon. Guys, it's springtime here in Jersey and I know what that means. Absolutely every single year allergies are kicking into high gear. If you're like me, allergies hit you hard and they can be an absolute momentum blocker

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Wait, wait, wait. That goes to show you what the media can do. The media can tell you anything and you're gonna believe do you know what a solar eclipse is? Tell me what is it? Of course. What is it? What's a solar eclipse? Hold on. That's something when the sun Wait, hold on. I know it's like the sun blocks the moon or something, something like that happens, correct? When? I don't know, it gets dark for a second.

And how often does it happen, Joe? It's like a science class. How often? Yeah. I think it's like every 50 years or 30 years or 20 years. 20 years? Yeah, the sun goes behind the moon and so it creates this darkness every 20 years. So what are you trying to catch me out there like I'm stupid?

Wait, so it's not... Yeah, I know you don't know that. I learned that shit in science class. Okay. You did not. You definitely fell asleep in science class. No, no, no. I learned that in science. Wait, so you know it's not going to happen again for like another 20 years. So where do you think... Do you think we'll be together? No, no, we're not going to be together. Where do you think, where will the Gorgas be in 20 years at the next solar eclipse?

Listen, I was just with somebody yesterday, we were at dinner yesterday and the guy came in and he's just got a nice young, right, he stepped it up. He stepped it up, I got a new wife, y'all. That's not nice. My listeners are not going to want to hear anything you have to say right now. Sometimes you got to just trade them in. It's like a lease, right? Once you drive the car, when you first get the car, it's nice.

It smells good. You feel great in it. You're like, oh my God, this is great. Two years, a year later, two years, three years, it's old. It's done. All right. Now you got to trade them in. You ever play the violin with Joe Gorgi? You know exactly what

he's gonna say. And then he makes himself like he sits here and giggles at himself. I literally I cannot. Because she gets mad. We had a lot of like earthy things go on. What about my 911 call during the earthquake? Now that was pretty crazy. Come on. I mean, I mean, it was I was freaked out. I was so scared. Yeah, it was crazy. It was pretty crazy. Come on. I mean, I mean it was I was freaked out. I was so scared Yeah, it was crazy. It was literally crazy. I was on a

Construction site didn't even feel it didn't know no one knew but we had big machines going to tractor You know, I didn't feel anything. I got a call from my secretary. She was flipping. Oh my god the building, you know Yeah, so I'll tell everybody why. I didn't call 911. I pressed 911 and had the green button ready to push. I was downstairs in my basement and it was like a 4.8, which is a major earthquake. You even know what a 4.8 is. Then I did feel the aftershock. We also had the aftershock, which finally I was in the right room for the aftershock. We also had the aftershock, which was made me, finally I was in the right room for the aftershock because I know what made that loud noise that everyone saw on

my Instagram. It was so funny. It was like instantly entertainment tonight called me. They're like, holy shit, we just saw your Instagram. Will you come on tonight's show? And I told them what happened. It was just crazy. So I was home alone in my basement working out. It was just me and Nico. My dog was upstairs I was all the way in the basement. So I had my phone with me. I'm following my little workout thing I got the weights in my hand. I'm working out all of a sudden I'm like in the middle of it and I hear like boom boom like it sounds like a stampede is going on I'm like upstairs losing it. No, I froze I froze and I was like

going on upstairs. You must have been losing it because she's scared. No, I froze. I froze and I was like, what the frick is that? And I was like, holy shit. It was like so loud. And I'm like, wait, no, can't be in my house. I'm like, it's got to be like, is someone taking down a tree outside? It just fell.

I couldn't figure out what the noise was. But what really freaked me out was that at the same time, my phone dings and goes, front door is open. And I was like, so nowhere in my mind, I live in freaking New Jersey. Do you think I'm thinking, hey, I'm having an earthquake? No one talked about an earthquake. No one said the word earthquake.

No one warned us we were getting an earthquake. I live in New Jersey. I've never had an earthquake in my life. Do you think I sat there in the gym and said oh wow we must be having an earthquake You've had earthquakes when when never started 20 years ago when you married me and every other night You get an earthquake baby, so oh my god. Oh my god gag me with a spoon So hold on. So anyway, I'm in New Jersey.

I'm not thinking like an earthquake is happening. So now, ding ding, the front door is open and I'm like, what? First of all, this house is kept like Fort Knox. Everything stays locked. There's cameras in every corner. It tells me as someone's approaching my home. So now that it says your front door is open, I freak the freak out because now I'm like, holy shit, I'm being robbed.

I'm being robbed. And I just thought, oh my God, Gino left out the front door today. He always leaves out the garage and puts it down. He didn't put the door down so the door was open. Or he didn't lock the door. So I was freaking out. I went I didn't know what to do. I froze. I start going up my stairs. I freeze. I dial 911 on my phone and have it ready just in case because I don't hear the stampede going on anymore. I like crawl. I'm looking at Nico, he's staring at me in my eyes,

I'm staring in his eyes like, there's so many here Nico, just tell me. So I just start like, wow! I start like run up to him, I'm like hello, hello! Like I was freaking out. And then I see my front door open,

I run to the front door, I close it, I could tell my purse was on the counter, like nobody was in the house. I quickly hit the rewind, and then see and then I hear because I hit the rewind so I can see who walked in my house. Nobody walked in my house. It just blew open. Nobody walked in. And it was because the earthquake made it rumble and open. And all what made me freak out was the noise I heard when I was rewatching the thing. I was like, what is this noise?

And then so I was like, wow, no one came in. Crazy noise on my app there for my Vivint app. Shout out to Vivint Home Systems, the best of the best. So I start walking down my stairs going, wow, I just had an encounter. Like that was a ghost encounter. So stupid. The ghost came in the front door and I had an encounter like that was a ghost encounter like the ghost Ghost came in the front door and I had an encounter because it was a loud noise I said, oh, I'm definitely posting this on my Instagram later to ask the people was this a ghost, right?

But within five seconds of me getting back to the gym the girls at envy are ringing. We had an earthquake Oh my god, and I was like, what? I was like, that was an earthquake. I wasn't being robbed and it wasn't a ghost. It was a freaking earthquake in New Jersey. So I mean, that's my earthquake story. Wow. It's pretty good. That was a pretty good story.

People, you know, some people don't have their homes right now. I think it's Mexico. I don't know where it is, but some people do not have their homes and they're suffering. Yeah. It was bad for a lot of people. That sucks. That's a shame, you know?

Yeah, it was the ghost of Mother Earth. I've had, see that you were home chilling out. I've had one of the most scariest things happen to me. One of the most scary, not most scariest. What'd I say? You said one of the most scariest. I gotta correct you or you're never gonna do it You said one of the most scariest. I gotta correct you or you're never gonna do it right. One of the most scary. One of the most scariest. Not is, just one of the most

scary situations. Scary situation. What is this? A verbal class? Speech class. This is a verbal classroom. Whatever I'm with you baby all right again now the recite the well I have to admit I'm gonna admit did I know what an eclipse was no the only way I knew cuz tick-tock and Instagram and I learned by that way see so hey listen I'm learning it took me 49 years to learn I fucking learned I learned some grammar yeah But let me tell you something. There is nothing worse than sitting on your couch, it's two o'clock in the morning,

and you're hanging out and you're watching TV and then a cat, you see something just run right by you. You always tell this story. I never can believe that. A black cat in my house that I don't own a cat came so you I didn't know what it was I saw something run by you look like a panther so now I'm a serious guy I'll go crazy I got bats every I was so scared I got up I started running I'm looking I'm scared shit I'm looking but there was a cat in

my house and it came through the chimney. We figured out later. That is the most scariest thing. Forget about it. Most scary thing. Whatever. That is the most scariest thing. That's worse than having an earthquake. Honey, a cat in the house is worse than the whole damn thing.

Wait, I have to finish my thing. I figured out why. If you watch my Instagram guys, I posted and everyone was like, my sisters called me. Everyone they're like, God, yours was so loud. Like, sounds like wine bottles like crashing into each other. Well, for the aftermath, Gino and I were sitting upstairs. The aftermath?

You said math. Aftermath. Yeah. See? No, it's not that. What's the aftermath? See, you don't know. Oh, it's an aftershock. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, see no, it's not that what's the after Matt? Oh, it's an aftershock When you live in a glass house girl don't do that just so you know aftermath is the same as an aftershock

It's he gets both. No, so anyway, don't try me because I will beat you at this game. Honey, honey You honey bunny sunny lover. I will beat you in the grammar game. I have to take out all your periods and commas and all of your posts and redo them. I don't do it. I can't see. I do it as I'm driving. It's no big deal. You know what I'm talking about. Spring is in full bloom. Are your finances blooming too? With the Chime Secured Credit Builder Visa Credit Card, it's easy to start building credit with everyday purchases and regular on-time payments with no annual fees or interest.

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So one whole, like two walls in my office, I did glass and they're glass sliding doors. So that when the aftershock happened, all of a sudden my glass doors were like trembling grrr and they were clinking together and all the glass and I was like, you know, there's the noise. That's what it was. So that's why my earthquake situation was louder than everyone else's because I have glass, a glass room in my house. I told you, you live in a glass house. What? Oh my God. Don't throw stones. Told you. But that's why when you guys listen, everybody on my, I mean my shit was loud and the earth was moving definitely here.

But the glass really created a loud environment. You know what happened, right? You want to know what happened? No, please don't give me one of your stupid things you're going to just say out of nowhere. I don't want to hear it. I'm telling you, listen. Sexual stupidness. It's not sexual.

God's mad. God is putting a message out. God is so pissed, like what's happening in this world. You got people running- God doesn't punish. No, he's not happy. He's telling everybody, I can wipe you guys out in a millisecond.

Well, he can if he really wants. I'll wipe this world out and start all over again, because you know, everybody's shooting each other, killing each other, fighting, you know, trying to take people down, all kinds of shit in this world because you know everybody's shooting each other killing each other fighting you know trying to take people down all kinds of shit in this world you know we're we're at war we live in this is a year of 2024 and we're at people are fighting killing and bombing each other i mean what kind of what is this shit don't worry though those people try to take people down oh wait and everything comes out in the wash though. Everything always comes out in the wash. Let's just leave it there for today

with that energy that we're having. Karma is a bitch. Karma is a bitch, so she really is. Anyway, let's talk about vacation for a second because I had a lot of questions. Is she hot or no? I think Karma's like hot. I think definitely Burnett.

She's definitely Burnett. You think she got fake boobs? No, they're natural, gorgeous teardrop shaped. Oh shit. Yeah, and she's got like, she's definitely, she's a brunette. Oof. And her ass is like nice.

Nice, damn. Cute little feet. I'm gonna be, I'm, fuck it, I want Karma to hit me too. Why? I wanna meet her. She got tight little ass. I'm gonna start being a dick. That's how I'm gonna start being, I'm too. I want to meet her. I'm going to start being a dick. I'm too good. That's the problem. I encounter God all the time. He always says to me, angels come to me at night and they're like, oh, we love you, man. You're just so good. I love

you too, I say. I fly with the angels at night because you know I'm an angel. You and I couldn't sleep last night or like we were up last night. No, I could sleep. I was asleep. you're always nudging me. She was home. No, I was. Oh my God. You're not saying that you are not. That is so not true. So stop. You did. I had, you know, see how nice I am. I take care of business. All right. Well, can we talk about our vacation we had for a minute? How nice it was in Boca and how I want you to buy me a house there.

I know. Boca, Florida is beautiful, man. Not buy me one. Let's build me one. Isn't that what you do for a living? Like, come on. want you to buy me a house there? I'll you book Florida's beautiful man. Not buy me one. Let's build me one. Isn't that what you do for a living? Like, come on. We need to go to the warmer atmosphere. And I build everything. I love it. You know, people wanted to know what they wanted to know if you packed your own luggage. And I just want to tell the people we have another vacation this weekend. Joe has never and will never pack his luggage.

There's two reasons for that actually. The only time I did let you pack your own luggage was for when you used to go to your comedy shows and stuff because I was just like, whatever, go. You're going for a night. Go put your stupid hoodie in there and go. She didn't want me to go. I hated that. I'm like go stay at the local whatever. For the record people she is so attached. Oh my god. She's so attached to me. I am territorial and possessive. She needs to be rubbing on me at night. Oh my god. Now you're being vulgar. That is not that's not sure. You like to always swing that hand over. No, I like my feet to touch other feet. She swings over and checks the merchandise.

No, I don't. She makes sure if it's alive. No, it's... Always. And then she'll be like, get away from me. Do you know what some people were asking about vacation? Are we the type of people who like pack some like vodka and like liquor and like have a drink in the room before we go out and before we go down to dinner or no right we go straight to the bar. Yeah, we just get ready and go. Yeah, and go start. We don't spend much time in the room at all. We're like very like we go up we take a shower and we're like okay whoever we're meeting like our friends like meet at the bar. We'll be down at the bar in five, like literally.

I like a nice shaken, I like a bartender to make me the drink. Is he hot? Is it, you like the hot one? Hopefully. Really? Hopefully. I mean, if you're gonna have a cocktail,

you might as well look at Mr. Pretty Boy. So if he was a good looking bartender and not a good looking or a woman, does it taste the same? Ah, it depends on how well she shakes the Cosmo. I like a Cosmo really well shaken. I don't shake it to death. What it is man, woman, you name it. I don't know how people go on vacation and they sleep.

They hang out in a room the whole time. People hang out in a room the whole time. A lot of people just enjoy being in the hotel room. That's a thing. I see. They want to relax. They want to take a bath. They want to hang out in a room the whole time. A lot of people just enjoy being in the hotel room. That's a thing. And they wanna relax, they wanna take a bath, they wanna hang out, they wanna watch movies in the bedroom. Like not us, what do we do? I see you walk by in a hotel room,

and you see all the food. Yes, yes, we do. We walk by, it's like they order tons of room service. And Joe and I are like, wow, we spend a shower in the room and we're out, like literally. I think we have coffee in our room in the morning. I always make Joe go get me a coffee. And you know what else we do in our room.

Oh my God. Now you're just being like, now I have a podcast with a five year old, thank you. Jesus Christmas. What the hell, man? What do you wanna die? Well, why, we get it. My Lord. Wait, so should we should we give them some other really

exciting news? Should I talk about something new that I have coming out soon or now? I'm wondering if I should if I should. What do you want to be called? Blow the whistle. Blow the whistle. Is that is that you learned that? Is that a thing? Was that in science class too? Let me blow the whistle on them. How does, what does that mean? You are funny. I don't know. Anyway. Um. No you can't. Can you say something? I don't know. I think I'll wait. But guys, I do have something very, very exciting to announce very, very soon. So I cannot wait to announce it. I think everyone's gonna be very super excited about it. Let me think, can I give any hints, Joe?

It's so hard to give a hint without giving it away, right? It is something that you can bring to your own home. So you can have a little piece of me in your home. You can bring it in your bedroom. No, no. A piece of me. I mean, well you can bring it anywhere in your kitchen and whatever. Oh, you can bring it anywhere.

You can even pack it in your bag. You bring it on vacation with you. You can bring it anywhere you want. Yeah, technically. A hotel room. You can, it anywhere you want. Yeah, technically. A hotel room? You can, you can. Yeah, so I'm very, very excited. Bring it in a bathtub? I've been working really hard on this and I think it's so, like, it's so in line with

me in my life. It's in line with me too. It's very in line with us, right? And like how we really mean, I think people are going to be excited and they're going to know that if I'm doing it, it's going to be good, baby. It's going to be amazing. Yes. So I'm very excited. I'm not going to announce that today because I really need to make sure I'm allowed to. So I will, I will circle back with you all next week about that.

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in all states or situations. Prices vary based on how you buy. So today we have a, before we started this podcast, we found out that Joey has a lacrosse game that I didn't know about. I think it got rescheduled because we had horrible rain here last week. So it got rescheduled. From lacrosse to wrestling to run here, run there. We do flag. Joey does flag football right now.

He does, he, Gino is like wrestling like a superstar He's doing all of these huge tournaments and all of this Crazy like oh my god. We are our kids are very athletic, right? I mean, I think it's good. It keeps him out of trouble Yeah, you got to keep him. Listen, you know, I'm giving up the opportunity they have through high school to try to do what they want to do for a passion if they can make it. Because the other day Melissa's like, you got to let them start working. But this is their job. The kids doing six days a week now.

Six days a week of training and practicing. And so that's their job. You got to give them the opportunity. And then come up to height when they're done with high school, if they didn't get a scholarship and they're done, they're going to work. No, man. They still got to get high school, if they didn't get a scholarship and they're done, they're going to work. No, man. They still got to get an education even if they don't get a scholarship. They're not getting educated.

They're not going to college. If they want, stop. If they want to go to college. They're not going to go to college. Stop looking at me. She gives me the eyes too. Are you insane? For what college?

If they want to go, they're going to go. We have to see what they want to do. They're not going to. They're going to go to work with daddy. Oh my God. That's right. First of all, Gino, we won't tell this either. Gino is such a business brain.

Gino has been cooking something up himself. We can't wait to tell you guys about that too, but I need to make sure that, just all, you know, that's cute too. He's just a little businessman, right? He's been coming to us with an idea that, um, him and his friend would like to create. And you know, we, we thought it was a great idea and he really wants to do it.

And he basically told us he's doing it with us or without us. So, um, he is doing it on his own with his like communion money. So I'm very proud of him. And we're going to tell you about that very soon too. But I am proud that my kids see like how hard we work and my child is a sophomore in high school and he wants to create a business which is to me, amazing. Like it's a key is looking for ways to like, you know, what make money already.

Why do you think that is? I think it's from me from me. No, for me. You're ready. She came from me. I think it's for me. Can we wrap No, from me. See, you already say this came from me. I think it's from me. Can we wrap this up quickly? Talk, because we have to go to the lacrosse game. And so sorry guys to cut you guys short today, but we do have to go to lacrosse game. But before we do, can we talk about Chinese food for two seconds? Because this irks me.

Like I feel like everyone in the world loves Chinese food, right? You love Joe is a huge Chinese food lover. So before we ran down here to do our podcast, I said, we're going to have no time to eat. Like I'm going to order Chinese. It's going to be sitting up here. So Joey could eat. Everyone could just like shove food down their throats really quick and we can run to the game because we're going to have no time. We're going to be cutting it so close today. And Gino starts immediately bitching. Like I hate Chinese food. There is nothing I would eat from Chinese.

I'm like, who says that, Gino? I mean, you're not gonna eat a beef and broccoli, you're not gonna eat a chicken and broccoli, like who doesn't eat a chicken and broccoli? What, General Chow's? How about some freaking Lo Mein? Like, he's like, no, no, I don't like any of it, I don't like any of it.

I'm just like, who, is there people out there that really don't like Chinese, other than the don't like any of it. And I'm just like, who, is there people out there that really don't like Chinese? Other than the fact that yes, it's a little salty, I do think it's salty. Like my biggest problem is like, I feel like it's a little, I feel like I had a lot of salt when I eat Chinese. Yeah, well, you know. Joe, tell the world how addicted you are to Chinese food.

I like Chinese food. If it were up to Joe, we would order Chinese three nights a week. You know why? All my life, I've eaten Italian food, gourmet Italian food. I go to lunch, people bring peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, ham sandwiches. I'm coming with eggplant parmesan. Joe goes to the lunch box with eggplant parm.

People were like, what the hell? You got, I got linguine with clams at lunch. I was the, I was the kid. You want want to trade I was dying for that peanut butter and jelly sandwich I'm tired of shit got shoved down my throat you were like please give me your cookies and the and the Pete peanut butter and jelly meanwhile you probably had Nutella sandwich I had Nutella sandwiches and I grew up in like a inner city school so they didn't know what the hell Nutella was. They used to be like, yo, Brown, you got chocolate on your sandwich? Oh, yeah, you had to see

all this. No, it was, it was, but I'm like, you want to try it? And I was the man because then my mother would, all my friends would come to my mother's house and they all should cook for everybody. Everybody in the neighborhood. Yeah, those were the good old days. You know, it was cute the other day. Real quick. Look at us. We just keep talking. But the other day, Anthony was like, I miss Nona's sauce. Right. I was so cute. Yeah, I remember.

I remember when they used to bring home bunnies and I'm like, oh, oh, we already discussed this before. We got a pet bunny. Yeah, we already discussed this. This is a little pet bunny. Yeah, we already discussed this. That's a hard conversation. Anyway, before we leave, I have one question for you. Okay. If you were going to show the number three to someone, show me a number three. Wow. Wow. That's so crazy. Wow, wow, that's so crazy. Why?

So there's like a really weird thing that's out right now. The difference between like men and women and how they will count numbers on their hand or like show you the numbers. So the women like if you asked me asked me to show you show me the number three, I would do this. So I show the inside of my palm and Joe showed the outside so you saw the back of his hand with me you saw like the inside of my hand. So guys make sure you try this at home with your husbands and wives and see if they show you the front

of their hand or the inside the back of the palm. So for the women they show like the back of the palm. Does that make sense, they show like the back of the palm. Does that make sense? It shows, is this considered? Yeah, you show like the inside. The men always show you the back. I can't even put my thumb and my pinky together and do that, look.

I know, you got some weird fingers. Look at this, I can't even do it. Geez. Take a picture of it. They're like. Take a picture and post it, look. I can't even do it. You want me to post your fingers now? You're just a weird poster man, you really are.

No, I'm not, I'm real. I'm real. Okay, ready, ready to post your fingers now? You're just a weird poster man. You really are. No, I'm not. I'm real. I'm real. Okay, ready? Ready? Show me that. What a weird guy.

You want to do yours? Do yours. Show yours now. I'll take a picture of you. Put it side by side. There you go. Yeah, that's not the other way. You did it the other way.

There you go. There you go. This is the right way you do it. Do it again. One more time. Now do this. Okay. That's the way you do it anyway guys we love you we're parents post and we have we have to go to lacrosse we hope you have an amazing week joe and i are off to nashville this weekend first we're in boston we're doing a little opening party for a restaurant out in boston we go straight from boston to nashville so we're a little busy this week but yee-haw

So we're a little busy this week, but yeehaw. I'll see you in my cowboy boots this weekend, Joe. Nashville, bro, it's Nashville. The yeehaw. Boston, yeehaw. I'm like, oh, I forgot Nashville. Oh my God, oh my God. You're supposed to wear cowboy stuff and cowboy boots. Are you gonna put like a little mini skirt on

with some cowboy boots? How'd I know that that was coming? I wear a lot of denim. You gotta keep me excited. At least I came home tonight and you got that little cute outfit on. You had to see her the past couple nights. She's wearing these baggy,

I don't even know what they were. What were they? Like these sweatpants. You gotta throw those things in the garbage. It's called comfort. Guys. In the garbage. Joe, I have to go pack you for your Nashville trip now. I have to go eat cold Chinese food. What if we were dating? I have to go watch you for your Nashville trip now. I have to go eat cold Chinese food.

What if we were dating? I have to go watch Joey's La Crosse game. If we were dating and I came home from work, you had all this cute shit on, right? Oh, I'd be so cute. I would just lure you in. Yeah. Now I come home, I'm like, who the hell is that? I don't even know who you is.

I love a good sweatpants. Who that is? All right, guys, we love you. Where you going? Well, we wish you luck in life, Joe Gorga and we love you guys. We're going to lacrosse. We got to eat a little Chinese and we hope you have an amazing week

and we will talk to you next week. Next week. Ciao. Ciao. Arrivederci. Hasta la vista, baby. Peace. Let's go! Oh!

Yeah! So Kelly, do you really think any of your girls are going to surpass Matthew Stafford, Super Bowl champ as an athlete? I mean, I would have thought so, and then I watched him play basketball, so no. Harsh, Kelly B. I feel like I just tell them what they can do better, you know? When you're tucking in these adorable little girls at night, I hope you're not reminding them that they have a very limited future. But, but Hank, that's honesty and that's me. Okay, so you're harsh. I'm definitely the sweet, the fluff, if you will. And if you listen to this podcast, The Morning After, with you,

Kelly Stafford and me, Hank Winchester. Hold on, hold on. Fluff like, like marshmallow fluff. You get it, girl. You know, sweet, smooth, you spread it on a sandwich, delicious. Well, then if you're that, what the hell am I? You are tough. You are tough, old, rotten, sourdough bread. Wow Hank, wow. Listen, I am just saying this podcast has some real hard truths, you're gonna have to deal with it. But overall, we're pretty sweet and enjoyable too.

So true, and let's face it, everyone from the outside looking in thinks I have my stuff together. But I'm just like everyone else. I struggle with parenting, I struggle with marriage, I struggle with carpools. All of it. You're just carpooling in a much nicer car than all of us are. So come have a splash with us. Listen to the Morning After podcast with me, Kelly Stafford and Hank Winchester available wherever you get your podcast.

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