On Display with Melissa Gorga - Lewd Leaks, Lunches, and Looking Back (w/ Joe Gorga)

Episode Date: February 8, 2024

Melissa welcomes Joe back on the show to talk about Drake's viral mishap, the awkwardness of the Grammys, and the real reason Joe sneaks away for lunches.  The two also take a stroll down memory ...lane as they talk about first kisses, creative voicemails on cell phones, and that one curtained section in all video rental stores.  This week's sponsors: Chime - Fee-Free Checking Account: Chime.com/Melissa DraftKings - Online Casino: casino.draftkings.com/casino-app , promo code: GORGA (Deposit Match up to $100) LiquidIV - Hydration Multiplier: LiquidIV.com , promo code: MELISSA (20% off) PlutoTV - True Home of Crime: Pluto.TV (Free) Progressive - "Name Your Price" Tool: Progressive.com

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Starting point is 00:00:00 If I had a voice, woo hoo hoo. Oh yeah, well you don't, so we're good there, thanks. Hey, hey, hey, welcome to another episode of On Display. On Display, on display, on display. Here's each and every day, every day, every day. That's pretty good. What else? What's the next word? Like name that tune. Go. What goes next? What's the next?
Starting point is 00:00:34 You're looking for me to fall. Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, ha. Come on, what comes after the on display? Each and every day, every day. And then what? What's the line? If you're looking for me, I don't know. Everybody's waitin' on me to fall. There you go, see. Boy, a pocket.
Starting point is 00:00:54 How could you not know that? If I had a voice, woo-hoo-hoo. Oh, yeah, well you don't, so we're good there. Thanks. We're not getting any money from that, that's for sure. We're definitely not. We're definitely not. That's not making us any money from that, that's for sure. We're definitely not. We're definitely not. That's not making us any cash.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Just these good looks for that. We're sitting in my podcast office and Joe and I, well guys, at Joe Gorgia, everyone. Yeah. Joe Gorgia, everyone. So slow. Rude son of a bitch, just like cuts me off all the time. Damn right, you're damn right. You got to know your place, know your role, kid.
Starting point is 00:01:21 That's right, you got to introduce me the right way. I didn't even get a chance. That's right, because I'm taking role, kid. That's right. You've got to introduce me the right way. I didn't even get a chance. That's right, because I'm taking over, baby. I'm tired of you balsamming around. Yeah, Lee. So all she does is balsam around. Geez. Get your ass home.
Starting point is 00:01:34 We got a podcast. I'm in a meeting trying to get my son a new business, and I had to come home. Get your son a new business. We're actually sitting in the podcast office right now and we're having a little disagreement on like, first of all, this is my office. My assistant is in this office all day long
Starting point is 00:01:52 and this is why I do my podcast. She's my assistant too. I'm not really. Why is it always going to be you? Because I found her, I hired her, she's mine and I allow you to use her. She allows me to use her. Yeah, I mean when you need something. I don't know why I signed up for this. Why did I sign up to
Starting point is 00:02:11 get married and I lost? You lose your nuts. Because look at how amazing. You lose your balls as a man. As soon as you say I do, they take it off. Look how amazing your life has been since I came in and organized it. Like you have no organizational skills. I was doing perfectly fine. When I know you were in a mansion, I had every woman, anyone from the neighborhood for everywhere. Really? I want to like coming over and you'll have every disease to knocking on my door with a fur coat with nothing on it.
Starting point is 00:02:42 You always tell me this story about some girl before me that knocked on your door in a fur coat with nothing underneath it. Obviously you didn't like her that much because she never came back once I came over. I loved her. I loved her a lot. Really? You want me to tell you about all the men I love? You did. Oh, see see see instant change of tune like Instant let me think oh I dated one guy who's so hot. Yeah. He was a Calvin Klein model He was so hot. I know look where you're standing right now. Oh, see he wasn't that hot You're taking my lines see where you're standing. So anyway, we're in the podcast office and I
Starting point is 00:03:26 People getting married. No. No, let's talk about it, you know ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends. Did you like your ex-boyfriend? Oh, that that's that's a real relevant conversation I wonder if couples really like you could talk about your ex-boyfriend right now. I really don't give a shit No, I'm the type that like I get annoyed if I think about you having an ex 20 years even before me. You do? Yeah, I'm like that girl. I'm like, huh?
Starting point is 00:03:55 What'd you do? I'd be honest, when I first. You see those TikToks where the girl gets mad, and she's like, I just got so mad at my husband because I thought that he had, I just thought about the fact that he had a girlfriend before he even met me, and it just pissed me off. I'm that kind of girl, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:07 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:15 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:23 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know are such a loser. So I loved you, honey. Oh, what? You don't love me anymore? It's over. It's 20 years later. I'm like, whatever. You're with who? All right.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Why do we all do that? Why do people get jealous? Some people are not jealous. Isn't that crazy? The people who do not have jealous relationships, like I don't understand it. A lot was in the meeting. Like we're a healthy jealous though.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Like we enjoy each other, we wanna be together. We're not like crazy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're a little crazy. Why is it me? You're the type of swinging for no reason. I'm getting knocked out like Mike Tyson. I'm like what the hell did I do?
Starting point is 00:04:59 You wish. And I laugh at her and I look at her and I turns me on. I'm like, ooh. If I hit, if I'm like you love me so much actually gets me excited I love that you like I was in a meeting yesterday and I was with two guys and I was sitting there talking and oh let's talk about all your freaking lunch meetings like guys girls if you can hear me out
Starting point is 00:05:19 there how annoying is this lately all the sudden my husband has a lunch meeting a lunch me I'm like, what the fuck? You never, what are all these lunch meetings? Number one, number two, the best part is that like, I'll talk to him every morning. I talked to him on the phone while he's out at work and it's like 11 o'clock and I'm like, all right, going to get my nails done.
Starting point is 00:05:38 I'm going to do this and go to that. He doesn't mention shit. Like, oh, I'm going to grab lunch over here. I'm running to Avra over here. I just call him. I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, ah, I'm going to grab lunch over here. I'm running to Avra over here I just call him. I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, ah, I'm at lunch with this guy or what with this guy with that guy I'm like, what the hell like you didn't even you fail to mention that you are gonna have a lunch meeting Like what is that? I'm gonna start failing to mention. You do how about when I you know, I Talk to you it's four o'clock, but then we talk and or I'll see it on Instagram
Starting point is 00:06:04 I'll see it on Instagram. I go. Oh, where were you today? That's allowed. It's a girl. We go to lunches. We go to shopping. You check in with me Randomly go to a lunch meeting without saying anything. But hello, did I just say that? I I have to find out on social media I'm like, oh shit. Where were you today? You're like, oh, I was out with this one and that one and that Do you check in with me? Many of your business, I'll do whatever I want. That's the one thing about women right? It's like oh my god I can't take it it's Tuesday it's Tuesday and I gotta go out with the girls
Starting point is 00:06:37 we need a girls night. Well that's not how it's not me. The men we're just like listen do we need a guys night? I'd rather not be at home. All right, so explain to me, can I ask you this? When I talked to you earlier today, why didn't you say, hey, I was like, what are you doing? Buh-bye, we got to do the podcast later. Okay, why didn't you say, oh, by the way,
Starting point is 00:06:56 I'm going to lunch today over here? Why, you forgot, you just didn't want to tell me. You thought you would just like skip it unless I called. No, I'm gonna tell you the reason the real reason is is that I am so busy that my I I don't even remember I get called by my Secretary just say listen you got to be here Don't forget to be here because I get reminders because I got so much going on somebody will call me all right Melissa I'm on my way. I'm coming to meet you now. Oh Joe. We got an appointment. Okay. I'm on my way right now I'm driving there. I get six other calls
Starting point is 00:07:24 I make a U-turn. And I forget that I have to come see you. That's how my day is. Not like yours. You get up nice. I'm gonna forget to tell you things too. She gets up nicey nice, gets a cup of coffee, gets to relax.
Starting point is 00:07:36 I don't relax. I work my ass. Goes to the bathroom nicey nice. I'm on the road. I gotta jump in all these other bath, dunk and dunk. That would piss me off. Like if I couldn't wake up in the morning
Starting point is 00:07:45 and have my coffee and have my own bathroom or whatever, I would freak out. I don't know how you guys are at people in construction or wherever you go out in the morning and you have your coffee and then you go to the bathroom in a dunk and donuts or something. I don't even know how you guys do that. I know, it's rough.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Somebody's gotta do it. Right babe? Yeah. Anyway, I just was curious why last couple times you went to lunch, you talked to me on the phone and you didn't say, Hey, babe, so I'm going to lunch like these are my plans for today. You just like skip that part. So you know why I know why? Why? Because you're hoping why that you just go to lunch and that nobody calls you during the lunch and then you would came home and never told me you even went to the lunch because then you think like ah look now she's gonna go to lunch because like you always have a cocktail there's no way you never go to like a meeting and like have a
Starting point is 00:08:39 lunch without a cocktail did you have a cocktail today? Yes or no? Did you have one drink today? Listen people, how jealous Melissa Gorgas is. Here's how Melissa Gorgas. This is you not telling me. I'll call, she'll call me, I answer, I'm like, hello? She's like, where are you? I'm like, I'm at a meeting right now. I'm like, she goes, really? And she takes a minute and I'm sitting there.
Starting point is 00:09:00 And you know, you know, when you're at a meeting and they can hear your echoing from, here I am trying to lower my volume cause then she starts bitching. I can't believe it. You are and who are you with and what are you doing? I'm like, I'm like, I'll call you. You know what, you know what could have saved that? You know what could have saved that?
Starting point is 00:09:16 Call me. Hey, how you doing? What's going on? What's up? Okay, listen, so I have a meeting over here at this spot. I'm going to grab a little lunch. I'm going to have this meeting. I'll call you in an hour. Okay, Joe, I know where you are. I'm not going over here at this spot. I'm gonna grab a little lunch. I'm gonna have this meeting. I'll call you in an hour.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Okay, Joe, I know where you are. I'm not gonna be like, wah! No, sometimes I'm driving. I'm on six different phone calls with attorneys and engineers and all, I can't get there. I get to the place and I gotta run inside because I'm a little late, so I gotta do the meetings. I didn't have time to call you.
Starting point is 00:09:39 So no big deal. It's not like I'm doing something wrong. Just stop yourself. Stop it. Did you have a cocktail today? Yes or no? Let me tell you. Yes or no?
Starting point is 00:09:47 Let me tell you. Did you have a cocktail at? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me tell you. Did you have a cocktail at lunch? Let me tell you. What, yes or no? But let me tell you.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Yes or no? I didn't have one cocktail. Of course you did. Of course you did. And an espresso with Sambuca. You definitely had two vodka on the rocks. No, no, no, one. It's lunchtime. So, so let me tell you about the conversation I had today with these two guys. One's 60, 57
Starting point is 00:10:16 years old. The other guy was 64 years old. She called me and we're talking. I said, Yeah, I got you. I got a great wife. I said, she's a little jealous, she's always, she's on me a little bit. And you know what the guys said, these two guys? You know what they said? They go, wow, how long you guys been married? I said, 20 years.
Starting point is 00:10:34 And she's still on you like that. You know what the guys said? They said, that's a beautiful thing. That show that she loves you. You better be careful and I don't give a shit where you are. And I said, you know what? I go, that woman just doesn't love me. She fucking loves me.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Oh my God. Yeah, you do. She dies for me. Yeah, you die for me. Anyway, what else is going on with you besides your fun lunches that you've excluded me from all week? Anything else? It's not fun, it was business.
Starting point is 00:10:59 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't been going on my girls' lunches. I'll be honest, I have been hibernating. I'm not gonna lie, hibernating more than I've ever, tell the truth, Joe, have I been? Yeah, but fashion week's coming up, and what are you gonna do? Yeah, I have to go to my specific brands
Starting point is 00:11:15 that I love some of the- Fashion week, K-week, go. There's a couple designers that I love that I would never not show up for. But, no, but I'm just saying, I tell the truth, like am I hibernating or what? It's a time of the year, man.
Starting point is 00:11:28 It's winter. It kind of sucks. No, but do I ever do this? No, you don't. I haven't. I don't want to go anywhere. I mean, I'm working a lot. I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 00:11:37 We are people would watch my Instagram and be like, what are you talking about? You're out every night. Like they wouldn't say that, but everything has a purpose or a reason. Like if I can be home during the day I want to I'm home during the day right one thing about us and one thing about Melissa what everybody doesn't know she really and I tell everybody this and I was telling John Fudy other day I said man Melissa works she grinds all day she's working all day and that's what I respect about her you know she gets up she goes to the gym she
Starting point is 00:12:02 does the kids and she works she really really works all day And she works at night, which I can't stand but you know I'm starting to get over it You know when you sit on the couch and try to hang out and have our us time and when and we watch a movie I know you yell at me at me. She just what are you doing? She's picking line sheets. She's doing emails and I'm like How much do you gotta work? I know I And I'm like, how much do you gotta work? I know. I and I tell him, like I say to him, you know what, Joe, I can do this until the sun comes up.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Like if I wanted to, there's so many different. So the threads of emails are not just envy and picking line sheets and clothes for the stores. And I haven't the new envy. It's also the kids emails, right? So it's like, sign them up for football. Do this, do that. Gino needs his permit.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Like I handle that aspect too. That's easy's easy just got that's why you have the ordering their lunch it like whatever it is just has got to do that that's what you got to do I mean you if I was the one coming home and working on a couch I'm gonna I'm gonna call you out now if I was the one doing that and I was sitting on the couch on my phone you'd be pissed you'd be like look what kind of man I told you do is working you know I you. I spent bitching at me. You know, I got one text last night. I got one text last night.
Starting point is 00:13:09 I looked at, well, I got a couple texts. I was, I said, I answered the text and she goes like this. What are you doing? Who are you texting? Literally a text. I answered a text back, okay. I did one more and I said, I'll see you. No, I get annoyed because
Starting point is 00:13:26 You stare if you if we're watching a movie watcher. I watched it that you fell asleep I watched that thing till the end last night we like you you stare at a tick tock or something I get annoyed I'm staring at tick-tock. I need full attention. Why is why are the women allowed to be at and tick-tock and Instagram and on their emails? And it's all man like I don't want to see a man on the phone on tick-tock. I want to watch you watch the TV I could do it you cannot yeah, but you know how annoying it is that you every minute you're like what's going on? I want you engage in the things that I like, not looking at the girls butts on TikTok that I'm having.
Starting point is 00:14:11 See that's what she thinks about. I'm looking at the girls butts. See what happens is when I open up your feed, you know, what do I see? Nothing. You'll see monkeys because I love a good monkey feed. You'll see housewives shit. You'll see monkeys. That's my algorithm. You know what Joe's algorithm is?
Starting point is 00:14:28 Girls in bikinis, girls doing workouts, girls like pulling it to the side. Like I don't even know how they're allowed on Instagram. Pulling it to the side. Yeah, it's like some sick shit. Well, listen, I think, you know what happens is I see a beautiful hot woman like, and I click on her. Why would you click on her? because I think it looks like you
Starting point is 00:14:47 Oh, we did it. No, we didn't just say that no, it's what a freaking loser No, but I swear I think it's you on a TikTok or something. Oh, so you're clicking on all these girls Did you think they they're me a hundred percent? I click on it? Oh, it looks like you and then it's not you and then I click right out of it because then I'm like wait wait wait wait You see it say Then I go sherry whatever and you click I can't see no I can't see it because I need glasses So I don't see shit. I just see this ever heard. I see a dark hair girl I would have and then I think it's you
Starting point is 00:15:19 Like posing in the different clothes or something so I just check yeah, but I hit the button and bang and then I see it's another girl Popping her booty out and I instantly checked right out of it because then I'm like damn fuck. Yeah, she's gonna know I did that Okay, she's gonna she's got something on me. She's gonna know let me click the fuck out here Because then I just drive me that's funny even the blondes you click on all the blondes as well There's no way to say about that all the blond blondes that are popping up. What? You thought that was me? No, it is nobody. Let me just tell you the old pictures of you. You were blonde. That was the biggest loser statement I think I've ever heard you say. That was so lame. So lame. I swear to God, I do that for real. I just think it's you and I'm obsessed with you. So I keep. All right, well, just wrapping up the hard work
Starting point is 00:16:02 thing. Yes, I work too much and I'm gonna stop trying at the middle night But yeah, like after I'm gonna try but like once you fall asleep, but if I Like I sleep for like a you go in and out. You definitely fall asleep days I'll just fall asleep. I open my phone like email email She opened your phone is open before I fall asleep No, but I do it even more, because then I get annoyed that you're sleeping. Because you know why I fall asleep?
Starting point is 00:16:27 Because we should be talking through the move. Oh, look at that. Look what she just said to him. Oh my God, he murdered her. Did he really murder her? What's going on? Oh, look at that, we're having that sex. Yeah, I was doing that last night with Gino,
Starting point is 00:16:38 because you were sleeping. Bullshit, you're always, you're like, I don't know what's going on. Also guys, speaking of hard work, I am officially opening a new envy in Huntington, Long Island. Woo! Congrats. And guess who's building it?
Starting point is 00:16:52 Second location. Yes, Joe is helping me build it, although I am funding it all on my envy credit card. Are you gonna deny that or not? Because you know what? You wanna hear a funny story? I didn't tell you this story yet. You have a girl that you deal with a lot at Home Depot and I had to order, I ordered some flooring
Starting point is 00:17:09 and I ordered some stuff. So Joe is Joe and you know, he's helping me build it, right? He's doing the build out. So, but NV is paying for it, right? But Joe's men are there and Joe is there building it. So, um, you had to go to, I guess Home Depot or something to get me a couple of things for, for the new location and Huntington, New York. And the girl calls me and she's like, Hey, she's like, just calling you, Joe put up lists together. I'm just calling you for the NV credit card. And she goes, you know, I bitched at him. I'm like, why do I have to call her for the NV credit card? Well, listen, he should be paying for this. Why are you paying for this?
Starting point is 00:17:51 And I go, I was laughing. I go, you know, you're right. What the hell? And she goes, I go, no, I told him I want to put it all on the NV credit card. It's all good. And she was like giggling at me because you're not. She feels that you should be paying for it all.
Starting point is 00:18:04 No, if you're building an NV, you got to put it on the envy care card it's called write offs need the write offs no it's true it's true but i was giggling at that but anyway guys super excited about long island let me just tell you i just interviewed a bunch of girls i have so many that i love i cannot believe the overwhelming like response i got when I put out that TikTok to how many people are so excited. And won't we say this Joe? Long Island is like our favorite. Like when we go anywhere on Long Island,
Starting point is 00:18:34 when we do any type of appearance, the book signing that I did, like it's the people come and they come out and they come hard and they're amazing, amazing. So. Great people, great people on Long Island. Hands down baby. And there's the Paramount very close by
Starting point is 00:18:47 where a lot of people do, you know, there's a lot of events that go on. I just think this Envy is gonna be awesome. And it's just an awesome way for me to like level up, open a new store, start to open new stores. So I am really, really excited about it. Are you proud of me? Like am I still, I mean, did you see investors.com
Starting point is 00:19:07 just wrote like a whole article about me? So we have anything to say about any of this? Very proud of you honey, I'm always proud of you. Maybe not, like there's no crumbs, something to that. Still crumbs, it's crumbs. What, what, what? Little chunky crumbs now. Oh, little chunks now.
Starting point is 00:19:22 They're chunky crumbs, see the chunks. It's starting to grow, it's starting to grow. Just keep going. You know, I need to motivate you. You need to keep going. I want I want slices. I want slices. I want big chunks of cake. I'll throw that cake right in your face. I swear. Oh my god. But anyway, guys, I'm very excited about it. And you know what I noticed to all of my podcast listeners, to all the listeners out there,
Starting point is 00:19:47 I just realized that I've never done anything special for you guys with NV before. And so now's the time. I appreciate you guys so much. And I cannot believe I've never given you a discount code to go shop at NVbyMG.com. So I'm officially giving this only to my podcast listeners. So use code on display at NVbymg.com. So I'm officially giving this only to my podcast listeners. So use code on display at nvbymg.com
Starting point is 00:20:09 and you guys will get 20% off whatever you want on my site. And that's a thank you to you guys for being so great. I'm over 100 episodes now and I haven't given them a discount code. Is that the right business decision right now? Yes. You're just gonna get 20% away. Don't be a Cheapass.
Starting point is 00:20:27 This is wider crumbs. This is wider crumbs. Don't be a Cheapass. I am so happy. I love all the DMs I get from you guys. I know a lot of you are eyeing up some clothes on the site, so I would love for you to go there and check them out. And that is my little thank you to all of you guys
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Starting point is 00:23:54 What else is going on? Oh, we're going to Miami. We got a trip coming up very soon. We know what we had to cut our Miami trip off a little early because guys, the Real Housewives of New Jersey is nominated for a People's Choice Award. Woo! Finally, 14 years later, we're in season 14.
Starting point is 00:24:15 I've been on that show for 14 years. But like- We've done some hairy shit and we never got nominated. No, this is our first year nominated for a People's Choice Award. We're in good company, though. I mean, I'm not I'm gonna say that our fans do come out and vote. So I'll never say never, but we're up against the Kardashians and
Starting point is 00:24:33 they've won the Kardashians. They have won six years in a row. They have that. Yes, they have. So to beat them is going to be something. But I'm excited that I'm actually gonna go. I'm gonna be on the red carpet. I'm gonna be there representing Jersey. So I'm very excited about that. So everyone make sure you guys all tune into that because it will be live.
Starting point is 00:24:55 So first you gotta tune into the E carpet, the E red carpet. And this is all February 18th. So you tune in live to the E-Red Carpet. Yeah, it's very close. It's already late. And then the show is live. The People's Choice Awards is live.
Starting point is 00:25:10 So maybe you guys will see me in the, see me somewhere. I don't know, something. I'm picking out my dress right now, booking all my glam. This is like a whole thing. Glam it up, baby. You look glam right now in your little sweatsuit. Are you pissed that you're not coming?
Starting point is 00:25:23 No, I'm good. I'm good. You know what? I've been at so many red carpet events. I'm chill, man. I'm happy. You go do the thing. The pictures, that's kind of a girl thing. The girls love it. The men are up there. You see all the other men, even the other men, they're all uncomfortable. They're like, all right. Yeah. You know what I noticed? I was watching the live from the red carpet on E for the Grammys the other night and Every interview they the men just looked so no awkward and uncomfortable Women too that guys did you see that when you were watching the red? What was it?
Starting point is 00:25:57 It was the E Everybody was kind of like a little notice like all the conversations on the carpet were like a little awkward or something I can't explain it. I just felt like it was weird just a lot of new up-and-coming stars So they were there for the first time a lot of people were like this is my first time here This is our first time here, which is great. There's a lot of new talent out there in these streets, right? I will say this I do think a lot of it was like is like the tick-tock generation of like music and it's a little different than the Grammys that I used to watch. You know what I mean? It just was different. It was more like billboards and like the radio songs and like, I don't know the radio, the radio, the radio.
Starting point is 00:26:36 And this was very like the TikTok generation that like my kids knew everybody and I was like, wait, what, what, which one's that? You know, you know what I can't stand? I was looking at TMZ today and TMZ was calling out Taylor Swift for not. Swift. Swift, whatever. For not like respecting or saying. What's her last name, Joe?
Starting point is 00:26:58 Swift. That was right, yeah. Taylor Swift. You said Swift. Swift, whatever. Swift. Swift. Taylor Swift, you're calling out Taylor Swift cause she was
Starting point is 00:27:07 so lean. Yeah. Something was Celine Dion. I did see it. I have to be honest. When you first look at it, it does. You do feel like almost like, Oh, like she, she, she didn't do anything wrong. She was in the middle of like talking and she was in the moment, but she just, she didn't like acknowledge that it was Celine Dion handing her the award, right? So she kind of just like took the award and went to her speech, which it's Celine Dion. You kind of, you kind of have to give it a moment. You have to, like you don't have to, but I think most
Starting point is 00:27:38 would have been like, gave her a hug. It's anything. So I think, and I don't want to blame Taylor for this either because I don't even think she realized she did it. It was like, in the moment, Celine said this really nice thing about how she won this award once or whatever. And then Taylor just walked up and literally just took it as if she was grabbing it from like just anyone, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:27:59 And just like walked right over and started talking. So the people were outraged because they're like, you needed to acknowledge that Celine Dion just handed you that award. And Celine, you know, she's she's not feeling great right now. And all of this, I think people felt really, but Celine said, you know what, I didn't even pay any mind to it was totally fine. No big deal. Taylor took a photo with her after I believe hugging. You know, that's why that's that's a true true star there. Celine Dion said no big deal. It's not my moment. I gave it to you. But it's no big deal. See, everybody just can't make a big deal about everything. Let's remember that she got caught off guard. Now, Taylor Swift, right? I'm really not a crazy Taylor. I like her. I love her success. I like who she is, what she's doing. So I'm not die
Starting point is 00:28:46 hard for Taylor Swift. But I am a die hard for not picking on the person because she got caught off guard. She jumped up there was her moment. She was excited. You can't pick every little thing. Now she spit on Celine Dion. Then we're talking some something different, right? You know, right, but she really didn't. so give her a break Everybody's got to chill out. You know they just talk about the negative It was such a beautiful moment that Celine was the out out there Taylor Swift
Starting point is 00:29:14 But they're always talking about the negative think about right right? Why do we always got to talk about the negative? Right. Yeah sad. No for sure. It was it was it you know, they she did correct it. She took a picture. It's not that it's just it did kind of feel like you almost wanted them to have a little hug. You wanted them to have a moment. But I will say I gasped a little too before you like sit and think about it for a minute when you see anyone not totally like just bow down to the queen, to Celine Dion. It is a little like, it takes you back for a minute. So I see why people originally acted like that.
Starting point is 00:29:52 You know, you gotta be nice. She said everybody gotta enjoy her moment. You know, Jay-Z threw some shade out there too. He was, he drew something out there. I don't really talk about he did. That was pretty wild. Yeah, I mean, he's backing up his wife. Which I like.
Starting point is 00:30:04 He wants his wife. I mean, which do like that. He brought his daughter up I actually saw him whisper to his daughter because I don't think that was planned. She was embarrassed. Yes Like I feel like she was like I cannot believe I'm doing this right now But like he I saw him whisper like come on. Let's go. You're gonna come with me I don't think that was like a planned thing and then which is which was great That's cute. That's cute, man. Listen, if you were Jay-Z babe and you had that power
Starting point is 00:30:28 and you were gonna win a Grammy, I would hope you'd take Antony with you. I don't have, I got the power, baby. You're never gonna win a Grammy. Where the hell are you sitting right now? I got the power. I think it's safe to say, and I don't like to speak definitively.
Starting point is 00:30:38 I think it's safe to say you're never gonna win a Grammy. Well, I don't need to win a Grammy. I just need to win you. Just keep winning. You got me, bro. You gotta just stop sneaking to win a Grammy. I just need to win you. Just keep you got me, bro. You got to just stop sneaking to lunches and then here we go. So, um, but I have to, I have to listen. I'm gonna have to talk about Beyonce because I absolutely that she is talent. And when she sings that one song, what's that? Oh God, he loves these old school songs. Listen, that one song? What's that one song?
Starting point is 00:31:02 Oh God, he loves these old school songs. Listen to the sound here in my heart. Oh my God, that is. He like listens to it full volume on replay. Listen. He like, he just wants to replay listen. And like he, Joe likes, you guys would be surprised the kind of music Joe likes.
Starting point is 00:31:24 He's like a very old soul he likes very like lovers music that are singing and like Andrea Pichelli like that's what you love cuz I'm a lover. I'm not a hater You are a lover if it was up to you, you would just be a lover in life But I'm giving a shout out to Beyonce Amazing to shout out to Beyonce, amazing. Well, she's always amazing. She's really.
Starting point is 00:31:45 So what else? What else we got? Oh, you want to talk about pop culture a little bit. Do you see what's happening with Alyssa Milano and the GoFundMe page for her kids, like her kids sports? That's another thing. What are you calling out for? Everybody's calling everybody else?
Starting point is 00:31:58 I know. And I actually have something to say about this because obviously I know what it's like to have a social media following, right? And have, you know, have a little fame and then have children who are in sports. And I will say it's a very like a double edge sword. And I feel for her a little bit on this because it's like, you're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't. A lot of people would say, well, like the goal is 20,000. Like why is Alyssa Milano not just giving the 20,000?
Starting point is 00:32:27 Why is she reposting this to her fans and having them all donate? But see, I don't think it's fair to look at it that way. I'm sure she gave a donation and it's probably a little higher than everyone else is or not, whatever it is. I'm sure she gave a fair donation, but I do think it's unfair of people to think that just because
Starting point is 00:32:46 She's a celebrity or because she has more money that she has to pay for the full entire thing I mean then she'd be paying for everything for all her. I mean, just But let's think about this. Do we really know her? Financial situation we really don't know how long has she been off TV? Maybe she's not working anymore. Maybe she's it's not even about that. We're it's not about money Joe. The point is about money because maybe she's maybe she don't have no, the point is it's not about money. So why because we can donate right to every single kid sports thing and say no parent donate today. We're just gonna take it. No parent donate, we got that. Like you could do that, right? First of all, there's people in this town
Starting point is 00:33:27 that have way more money than us that could do that all day too, but they don't. What I think she wanted to do was use her stat, like her social media following, and almost do like a favor, like, hey guys, I have millions of followers here, let me repost this, and so hopefully you guys make even more money. I think that's the way she was looking at it. And instead,
Starting point is 00:33:51 she got shit for it, which was like, how dare you repost this and, and ask us to pay for your kids, whatever sport it was, you should just pay for it. And I just, I don't think that's totally fair. That's just my, I just look at it this way. You know, I read that and I just want to comment. I just look at it this way. I read that and I just want to comment. I just let it just go. No, I know. You're very cool with leaving people alone. You don't cry.
Starting point is 00:34:12 That's why everybody get along. That's why everybody get along. People pick on you because the truth is, you do not pick on people. Why can't we all just get along? Joe is so, he's not the type who's gonna like, I don't know, you don't call people out on their bad shit. You don't. You never do that. People cut me off, like really cut me't know. You don't call people out on their bad shit. You don't.
Starting point is 00:34:25 You never do that. People cut me off, like really cut me off. I'm on the side of the road. I'm like, all right. No, but you don't embarrass people. You don't call them out. Looking at Instagram, Jesse's driving or whatever, keep going, long as I'm not hurt, it's all good.
Starting point is 00:34:40 No, you don't call people out. You don't embarrass people. You don't try to like call them out when they're wrong. You're not like that. I really not like that either. I'm not all. I'm just calling you out when you're sitting on the couch and you're on the phone and you're looking at Instagram
Starting point is 00:34:50 and social media and emails. That's what I'm calling out. All right, well, we already said that I'm going to stop that. But I think she was trying to bring attention to a really good cause, right? Like that's what she was trying to do. I just think she gets a bad rap too because she's known to be like one of those celebs who kind of have an attitude or
Starting point is 00:35:09 whatever it is. Like, yeah, she's they say that about her that she's not the friendliest. So now this gives them a reason to like be mad at her almost and like prove their point. You know, I used to I was I used to be very attracted to her. Well, everybody was she was a gorgeous teenager. Oh, she was she's still a beautiful woman. But think about it. She was on she was like the Italian girl Joe on TV too, like with Tony Danza. Right. So she was like the Italian that was like the Italian thing now. Um, I don't really know exactly. I think she does like little movies and lifetime movies. I'm sure she does stuff. I don't keep up. I did always love her. Alyssa Milano was just known to be like a cutie patootie and have Tony Danza as her dad. Oh, Tony Danza.
Starting point is 00:35:51 On TV. Yeah, I remember now. And that was like the Italian comedy back then. Remember that? Yeah. Oh, those are the days. We don't have like, where's everybody loves Raymond and where's like Threes Company and like F facts of life and like all that good shit I miss things. I really yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:09 It's changed right. I miss all that stuff. What is your feeling on that? Do you feel that it's okay for her to repost it? I say yes. Why not? Like you know she's trying to raise more money. You know we don't know what she gave.
Starting point is 00:36:24 She probably gave a great donation and now she's saying let me just triple it. Why not? Like, you know, she's trying to raise more money. You know, we don't know what she gave. She probably gave a great donation. And now she's saying, let me just triple it. Why not? Yeah. Why don't why does one person? I think as long as she donated and then also says, hey, if anyone wants to donate here, it's using your power to bring more awareness to it. I don't know. I don't see what's wrong.
Starting point is 00:36:39 I think if I were a parent that didn't have a huge social media following and I had a celebrity mom in my school and they took my kids like Thing and put it out there big wow that was nice of them to reshare that with all those people That's that would have been my thought you know more they raise the more the kids can do so why not? I mean she I feel it's okay. I really do did you see usher out there on Instagram and his panties in his underwear? He was what you didn't see. It looks good. I happen to see it. Why is it? Usher usher body. What he's skinny guys skinny, right? He's ripped baby doll shredded shredded usher
Starting point is 00:37:19 Well, if I he's all in doubt. He's a good- looking man. Well, if I was 42 pounds, I'd be shredded too. You see every time. He is not 42, but look, what are you trying to say? You're a monster over here. What are we talking about? Yeah, I'm with the guy. All right, he's, he looks, do you want me to show you? I'm going to pull up this picture about you.
Starting point is 00:37:36 Oh, look at her. She can pull up that picture. Then we're going to decide, but this conversation's not so much about Usher and how great he looks It is about the fact that Kim is amazing at branding What is that? I mean that's I'm right. I can look like I look like him. I want to say are the exact same age. Hey Siri
Starting point is 00:37:59 How how old is usher? How old is Usher? Okay, yeah, well he's single and he's out there doing it if I was single forget I look like an Amazon look at him I'd have some my ears. You know what look like that. He's got traps that the thing that I don't like I hate traps right? You're telling me if I we go side by side. I don't look like that Yes I don't look like that. Yes You know what I'll give you this your arms are bigger Your arms are big as my arms are bigger my chest is bigger. We are literally my penis is bigger No, I should the man thing he's got is longer legs than me.
Starting point is 00:38:45 No gives a shit about that. That's for sure, doll facing. Who cares about that? That's for sure. You know. The reason I'm bringing this up is usher just became one of the new faces for skims. Okay? For skims.
Starting point is 00:39:00 I mean, she is a marketing genius or whoever is working for her is a marketing. She just keeps busting out with like great choices on celebrities. And do you know skims was just ranked up there with like Chanel Louis Vuitton Prada, like the biggest brands in the world. And like, then it said skims are like the top 10 brands in the world right now. I mean, she's a straight up business woman. She went from just a hot reality star with like Paris Hilton's friend that had like a pretty family that was on TV, kind of like silly that people almost made fun of because she seemed like almost like out of it and
Starting point is 00:39:41 just a big ass and like hot girl to like a Force to be reckoned with you have to give her that guys like no matter what you think of the Kardashians Come on. This woman is a business woman in all aspects. She Gets the job done and she's very good at what she does. She's a business woman. All right. I Lindsay Lindsay's not email Kim Kardashian's team and let them know if she's a businesswoman She should hire Joe Gorgha for the next line of skims. Let's take it to another level, you know, Joe If she gets a housewife in there a housewife's husband next I will die right, you know, it would hit people talk about it They'll probably make fun of it. And that's called marketing. It'll go everywhere.
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Starting point is 00:43:12 trending since now he's been trending all damn day, Mr. Drake. He boy. Why? And I don't know if you need to investigate really that deeply as to why he's trending, but he is trending. He has shown his Tarzan. He did. Yes, he has. A video has leaked trending all over, like, I don't know if it's threads or Twitter. I don't even go on Twitter anymore.
Starting point is 00:43:35 I only do threats, but don't ever call his Tarzan. That's my honey. It's his Tarzan though. Weiner. Okay. So he's showing some. I'm the only guy that can be called. It's an action video and he's alone in the video.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Yeah, you got me? Picking up what I'm putting down? No, I don't. I'm kinda confused. It's a video of him and his thing and he's alone in the video. You got me? And he's playing with himself?
Starting point is 00:44:03 Joe, oh my God. No, I don't get it. I don't get it. Yes, yes, yes, yes. What could you be doing with your penis? He got caught touching it. He didn't get caught. He videoed himself. He videoed himself. He must have sent it to a pretty lady and she leaked it. Now, now, now, I am in shock, okay, that this is the first time we're ever seeing or hearing anything like this about Drake. That's first of all. Second of all, I always wonder how the single,
Starting point is 00:44:34 hot, famous men who are known to hook up with women constantly at their shows, how are they not caught more often? Sorry, I'm choking. How are they, think about it? Sorry, I'm choking. How are they like, think about it. Think about how many women they meet and come in contact with and hang out with and they're single men and I'm sure they're dating and doing their things.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Like, why does nothing ever leak? I say the same thing about Andy Cohen, you know? I'm always like, he's a single guy. I know he goes on dates here. Like, why has no one showed us things about Andy? Like, how does this always get blocked from the internet? You and I, we can't even breathe. If you're mad at your son's wrestling match,
Starting point is 00:45:12 it's like splattered all over TMZ. Why are none of these girls who are like, you know, having these one night stands or whatever it is showing us anything, showing us text messages, showing us their night. Like what do you think the trick is? Are they like dropping the phones at the door? Cause this is the first time we've heard this in like, it doesn't happen all the time.
Starting point is 00:45:32 I know. I mean, what do you think happens? Like, so if you're a single guy and you meet all these girls at the club or you're out at a restaurant and then you're like, come back to my place. This is a girl that you don't know. You're a very famous guy. You're Drake. You're, you're straight slipped up on this one. Yeah. Like you're give me some more single
Starting point is 00:45:48 man slipped up on this one. Normally you take their phone, you know, yeah, you know, he sent her a video. I know I said he slipped up on this one. He slipped up on it. You know, he was, he was having a weak moment and he slipped up. Now it's all over the place. But listen, it's working in his favor because son of a bitch is trending. He's trending. Who cares? He trends for me. My man, my man is trending. He's trends for just living.
Starting point is 00:46:10 He just trends for living. I'm about to send my video out somewhere and hopefully I'll be trending. Have you ever sent out a video doing? Of course, a thousand times before you. Oh, that's interesting. I'm already proud of my Tarzan. Really?
Starting point is 00:46:24 I walk around, I love it. I go, yeah. You've sent out videos before me. Of course. Really how? Because we just got text messaging when I met you and we just got video texts. So who are you sending videos to?
Starting point is 00:46:37 Take pictures and send them out. Uh-uh, you can't take pictures and send them out because when I'm, look at his face, he's turning red. For the people who don't know He is turning red. How how when we our cell phones were like blackberries when I made we had next time you send pictures No, no, you were there was no like video texting in pictures. I've done it recently Yeah, okay. I'm doing now I did it then if I if I you got divorced, my shit will be everywhere.
Starting point is 00:47:06 Ew, you're gross. It would be everywhere. You would, you would be the guy. She would hate, I would drive her. You would get caught left and right, oh my God. Caught left and right. Yeah, I wanna know who you're sending pictures to before me. There was no phones before me, we just got iPhones.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Like, we're in some, since you and I are married, the iPhone came in to play. They'll be like coming home Melissa Joe Gorgas trending again that son of a bitch He's trying to have you sent videos anyone? No, I mean shit. I like to huh what you like to what? Those are the good old days. I like there is none of that in the olden days be per the beeper days Yo, call me baby. 69, 69, 69. Uh huh. Those days. Yeah. Well, I want to know like how do these guys get away with
Starting point is 00:47:50 it and I'm wondering like do they do the girls have to sign like an NDA? Honestly. Oh, what happens is just to walk through their apartment door. Do they have to say like here sign an NDA just to like hang out and I mean wow that wow, that's pretty, that turns someone on, I'm sure. It's pretty romantic. Yeah, but you know, most of the girls will sign it. They'll listen, they're with Usher, they're with Drake, they're with Joey Gorgon. They're not gonna sign any friggin' thing.
Starting point is 00:48:13 With Usher, Drake, Joey Gorgon. You know what I mean? Like keep living vicariously through the single, through the single men out there, Joe. I gotta look through somebody. And we're gonna have another conversation about you sending these videos out to people. I got a little bit of another conversation about you sending these Videos out to people because I would love to know when we didn't get the iPhone until you and I were together. Oh, hello
Starting point is 00:48:33 VCR tracks, you know many times VCR My name is just set up the VCR and you know, no, no you did not know you thousand percent the VCR and you used to make our own porno. No, no, you did not. No, you're a thousand percent. Bullshit. We used to live it up. Those were the good old days. And we used to hand them a track like a VCR tape. Here you go. Watch this later. Yeah. Okay. And then they call you. You're dying to call you a house. And then everyone they called you and you had to answer machine in your room and you would fake like you're answering the phone. You're like, Hello. Hey, Hello. Hey, what's up? Oh, sorry. Leave a message. I'm not home. and you would fake like your answer in the phone you'd be like hello hey hello hey you ever saw oh sorry leave a message i'm not home gotcha yeah i used to put like the best song in the
Starting point is 00:49:11 background it would be like take me take me in that my song will be like. I don't see nothing wrong with a little bumping grind. There you go. That would be your song. Yeah, I don't see nothing wrong. I used to do our Kelly up in here. No, I used to do the guy. What's the big guy? The big guy that used to be.
Starting point is 00:49:41 What do you remember this? I had the big stereo, like the big one. It was like purple and it was three levels with the speakers on the side And like when you knew they were gonna play the top ten hits on the radio You put it a blank tape and you hit record and you record the radio And then you would listen to that in your car when you went in your mom's car You will pop the tape in the car and remember you could wind it with your finger and shit. Yeah, yeah, oh, that was a good old,
Starting point is 00:50:06 those are the good old days. Oh my God. How about the worst, the worst part is when you talk into a girl on the phone and you're kicking it, right? And then all of a sudden it goes, emergency breakthrough from Melissa. And the girl's, Samantha would be like, who's Melissa? I'm like, who?
Starting point is 00:50:19 No, I used to go, I used to go, emergency breakthrough from your girlfriend. Oh yeah, that would be the biggest problem. Then you would be like, hello, hello, we have an emergency breakthrough from your girlfriend. Oh, yeah Hello, hello, we have an emergency breakthrough from your girlfriend. Do you accept the call? And I'm like, well that bitch is crazy deny. No, thank you. And then he's a girl. I swear. I don't have a she's just Fuck you with me. You said this Samantha, baby. That's I don't know. I don't know. That's my ex. I broke up 19 months ago I was in when I had a beeper. I was in eighth grade So I was literally Joey's age and I used to beep my then boyfriend who,
Starting point is 00:50:47 you know, we call it a boyfriend, but like it's the same as a Joey had a girlfriend right now, which is like barely. And like I would text him, hashtag 143, 143, hashtag 123, and that meant, I miss you, I love you. Meanwhile, you were doing what? Did you kiss him? I think I kissed him, yes.
Starting point is 00:51:04 When you made your first kiss. Pay pay phones you went to the pay phones Oh, the pay phones how great is a pay phone when I see a pay phone right now? I just want to push all the buttons and like great as a pay phone pay phones suck Wait, what about the phones that were clear and neon like they were neon and clear I love those phones and they had the cords and I used to sit there and bite the course That were like a mile long and you could walk through the whole house with it? Yeah, my mother had that. My mother had that. The longest cord in the world. My dad one time threw it at me. It caught me in the other room wrapped around my neck.
Starting point is 00:51:36 You know the Italians. Get off of the phone. Get off of the phone. I'll call you. We didn't, there were too cheap to have call or ID. I mean no you this time on though. Cause you know, it was it. We didn't there were too cheap to have caller ID I mean, no, what do you call that two-way call? So you couldn't call it click over the other line remember the busy call He called somebody I'm dying. I'm on a sour Wait, what about cordless phones Joe and the one that had like at first they used to just have that little Silver like wire you'd have to just have that little silver like wire you'd have to pull up three levels right yeah no like the silver and then you have to put it on the charger and then you get mad at who have like my sisters were on the phone and they didn't put
Starting point is 00:52:14 the phone on the charger and the phone would ring and you can't answer the phone because it's not charged yeah yeah oh yeah like do you remember this shit? I remember that. We lived in those days. Like, and I love that we had that. Also, my mother had a TV, which was even weird for her to have at this time in life. She just saved it forever. It had the cord connected to this brown box, and you would like change the channels on this big brown box.
Starting point is 00:52:38 The TV in her room, because my dad was like, don't throw that TV out, works fine. You know what I remember? I remember finding my dad's stash, the VCR tapes, the porno tapes. No, he did not. Oh yes, he did. And let me tell you something.
Starting point is 00:52:49 It's like these kids today are so spoiled. They don't even know what we had to do with. Every time my dad or my parents went out, I snuck into that room. And it was in the boiler room, right? So I'd slide that door and it was like this louverboard. You found it? Oh yeah, he hadn't covered in the back.
Starting point is 00:53:02 And I'd just take and I'd just go do all the video tapes. And I was in paradise. Ew, yeah, yeah, and covered in the back and I just take and I just go do all the video tapes and I was in paradise I don't even want to hear it. It was a night And then I there was one that I was so chin love with that I stole the tape I Stole the such in love. No, no, I stole the tape and my father was like hey one day. He's like I lost something Were you in the boy? No, because he knew it was gone. He knew, yeah, it was the best one. He goes, I mean, I can't find something here.
Starting point is 00:53:30 You taking my thing. And he goes like this to me, he goes, you got my tape? I go, what tape? He goes, you got my tape? He goes, put my tape back. When I come home tonight, my tape better be back. No way. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:53:42 I swear to God, scared the shit out of me. And he probably laughs when he walks out. Oh, my oh, my son, that one, it's a good one. I took the tape and I wasn't giving that one back. You guys are gross. I don't even want to hear this anymore. I wish I still had those. Stop.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Oh, just to talk about, just to show like you just, maybe I could sell them for money. The kids have it so easy these days they can just Google something which is terrible. Like we used to, even as little girls, we used to walk past the blockbuster section that was like, it had the curtain up But we would try to sneak our head around the curtain just to see like the butt on the like there'd be a butt Or something like that was our like these kids. I don't even know what I don't even want to know Like how did you learn like now they can learn how to kiss they just say hey, Siri How do you learn how do you kiss they tells you how are you going on a video?
Starting point is 00:54:24 How did you kiss like how did you learn? How do you kiss? They tells you, how are you going on a video? How did you kiss? Like, how did you learn? Do you remember your first kiss? Um, come on. You can tell me. I do. It was like we were like a time. I remember.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Yeah, it was we were playing spin the bottle. Being all my friends. It was like four boys and four girls playing spin the bottle. And I had to like just kiss when it landed on me. But did you go into a room and kiss or did you kiss in front of everybody? So, so we were starting like that. And then it then it would be like no the two of you have to go in the closet alone and then it got like a serious kiss and I was like so so when you kissed right did you kiss at a circle how did you do you probably kiss at a circle I'm the
Starting point is 00:54:59 most amazing kisser. I used to have to stop and say no no no no no look to who I used to put my hand on her cheek who I used to rub them and I used to slow down stop and say, no, no, no, no, no. To who? I used to put my hand on her cheek. Who? I used to rub them and I used to slow down. I'm like, let me teach you how to kiss. Who? Who? Not talking about me.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Not you. I'm like, who the hell are you talking about? And all the girls used to talk about me. I swear to God, I was famous. Oh my God. This is where we end the podcast guys. All the girls, what a good kisser. Yeah, they said the way he touched my face and the way he taught me how I kiss Jesus Lord Jesus Lord
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