On Display with Melissa Gorga - Like a Fine Wine (w/ Joe Gorga)

Episode Date: March 23, 2023

It's Missy G's birthday week, and there's only one person we could bring on for it; Joey G!  Melissa and Joe bring the podcast home and talk about their attraction to each other, where they see themselves in 10 years, and why there ain't no party like a Missy G Party. We also get a surprise phone call from House Husband, John Fuda, who gives us his tips (from personal experience) on chest waxing.  This week's sponsors: CareOf - Convenient, Personalized Vitamins: takecareof.com; promo code: display50 (50% off first order)  Cozy Earth - Softest Sheets and Clothing: cozyearth.com; promo code: MELISSA35 (35% off) Peloton - Instructor-Based Exercise: onepeloton.com/home-trial (Risk free home trial) PlutoTV - Streaming Television: pluto.tv Progessive - Easy, Compare-Your-Rate Tool: progressive.com

I'm done with the cold. My bones are hurting. I'm tired. He sound like you're 80. You're stopping. I want the one. His bones are hurting. Oh my god. I got to trade him in right now. Welcome to another episode of On Display with Melissa Gorga. Guys, I'm so excited. This one's a special one today. She is one of the best housewives of the franchise

and history. Nope, hold on, let's do it again. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You gotta keep the bloopers in. Do it again. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. All right, she is, I wrote this guys. I wrote that she is the best housewife

and franchise history. And the reason why I can't talk like this, because it was guys, I wrote this. She is the best housewife in franchise history. And the reason why I can't talk like this, because it was a line in right now. And she is the love of my life. She's the most stunning girl I've ever laid eyes on. Right, you know why I can't see it? Because my eyes, okay. I can't believe I can't get to wake up to her every morning.

Oh, Jesus Christ, this is her in my heart, Joe. I tried to let you do this. Now I can just say that that just hurt my heart You know what you legit you tried to do the introduction. It did not work for you because I can't see no You talked a million miles a minute. You couldn't talk fast enough. You still didn't even Welcome to another episode of on display with Melissa Gorge guys. I'm so excited for this one today She's the most beautiful housewife in the franchise history and she is the level my life She's the most stunning girl. I've ever laid eyes on and I can't believe that I wake up every morning to you I just can't and when you walk when you walk and I'm behind you

morning to you. I just stand and when you walk, when you walk and I'm behind you. God. I breathe their air. You don't even know that. You gag me with a spoon. Is that my in? Oh, wow. Wow. I just feel like I need to like redo that for your right quick. Why was that terrible? It wasn't. It was a good try. It was your first time introducing on display. Listen, guys, we decided today that Joe actually asked me if he can do the intro today. And I was like, you know what? You interrupt me every freaking time. Anyway, go ahead.

You want to introduce me today. He wrote out what he wants to say. And you guys just heard it. That was his introduction. Here's the problem. Here's the problem. Here's the problem. This year, this has never happened to me.

I'm like super Joe. I really do. I feel like I'm Superman, but I'm losing my eyesight. I am. Wait, you're losing your eyesight and I'm losing my hearing. Yeah, she can't hear. She's always like, wah, wah, I don't hear it. I am deaf.

Like, everyone has to repeat. And then I learned when people put masks on, I was really deaf. I was like, wait, I never knew I read lips. Like I legit read everybody's lips. Like if I go to a doctor's office, they still wear the mask. I don't know what the person saying behind the desk. I'm like, come again, come again. What was that? Like I stare at them in their eyes. I don't know what they're saying. You, I'm driving, I drive in my car and I was calling my credit card and I couldn't see the number. I'm looking for can I'm down the wrong number I keep calling so I take a picture of it Now I got to take a picture of it on my phone and zoom in on it open it up to call me

We are not that old. This is crazy. What? Oh, no, you're gonna have to need those little reader thingies Soon as I hit 48 I know I refuse to work glasses. No, it's a reader. You can't refuse. It's so handsome to work glasses. I don't think it looks good with my bald head. Yes, it does. Yeah. Did you ever will turn you on? Sure. Anything else? Anything new and revived. How much will get anything new revived? Me too. Yeah. Feelings are mutual. I mean, too, yeah, feelings are mutual. But yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so Joe's not, he also can't speak today. He said 10 things wrong already just before

when we were sitting here talking about this for a minute, about the podcast. He got in visit line today. I just got him just about two hours. Yeah, so you're all talking with a little little, just show, show, show. Yeah, I'm so jealous. Frank Attainey got new choppers.

He's got new ones. I know when he smiles, I'm like, look at you. Rachel, food, a John food, a Brittany. Frank, everyone's getting new. Teeth. What are these teeth called? What are the ventures? No, they got veneers.

Veneers. They all got veneers. I called them ventures. I was offered veneers, but I said, let me try this first because I really do have nice teeth. They want to give you veneers, too. Yeah, but I, you know, I'm trying. You have a trying to, I get accused of having veneers all the time. Everyone always thinks that I have faith in you.

When I first met you, man, those teeth were like unbelievable. They still are. I mean, you know, we're really attracted to me when I first met you. Somebody asked me this question and said, what attracted you to Melissa? You know what, what attracted me to you? What? Everything. Oh, come on. That's what attracted me to you? What? Everything. Oh, come on.

That's such a boring answer. Yeah, listen, I like it'll be a little more real. I don't really want you to say like, you can meet cap. You're kneecap, I loved the way you're kneecap. What a fuck is the track? Because that to me is real love. Like if you're attracted to it, kneecap. No, really, what really attracted me first

when it, what made me, was attracted, maybe look at you, was your hair. As soon as I saw that hair, then I attracted me first, what made me, was a track, maybe look at you, was your hair. As soon as I saw that hair, then I, you know, I waited to turn around. You turned around. You liked my thick black curly hair. Yeah, like your daughter. Yes, I loved the hair,

and it was just an eye catcher for me. And then, what else, though? Just the hair? No, and really, what else? I mean, now if you're gonna start talking, my's old talk a little bit. No, I'm just kinda really gonna love you. Really, you know, it was, it if you're going to start talking, my little talk a little bit. No, I'm just kind of really going to love you. Really, you know, it was kind of everything.

Really, nothing really bothered me. I'm not. No, no, no. We did ask for questions. The question was not that though, just if you're going to answer this question right now, it wasn't about looks. It was what is the one thing about Melissa that really attracted you to her besides for her looks?

Like, so what was it about me that you really liked that had nothing to do with with my looks? What attracted me was a question. What attracted me to you the most was that you were just the go getter. She was a hustler. She was working three jobs and she was going to college. She was just about to graduate college and she was becoming a school teacher. And I am a workaholic. I work a lot.

And that's what attracted me to you. You were just like a go-getter. You weren't like this girl that I was meeting. And I was just like, hey, give me a credit card. Or you know, you were just like, I was hustling. And I liked that. I think I had three jobs. Yeah, like you have to keep up with me.

Like people have to keep up with me. Like I, people have to keep up with me. And you were a hustler. Like now, she, she, she worked. She moved. She still a hustler. Yeah, she moves. If she was lazy, I'd get crazy. I'm like, ah, come on.

Lazy, I wish I knew I had a move. I'm on the move. When I met her guys, I was like, listen, I gotta go. I like vacations. I gotta move. I want to go out. I want to go to dinners. In the beginning, I'm gonna be honest, she was a little, she was, you were a little bit more, because she was going to a baby stages.

She wanted to be home a lot. Baby, oh you mean when I first had our babies? Yeah. When we first got married. Yeah, yeah, she, through the baby stages, you were kind of like boring, you want to be home and I'm like, aw. Because I have to, if we went out at night, I'd have to get up with the newborns or like even a two year old. The next morning, they would come in my room at 6 a.m. big deal. That's an excuse. I would leave at five o'clock

in the morning. What's the difference? I'm just saying it wasn't as fun to me to go out when we had babies as it was as it is for me now. Like now, I'm like, let's go. You want to go? Let's go because my kids don't need their asses wiped anymore. You know, she was a great mom too. She would get up every night. I never not want. my kids don't need their asses wiped anymore. You know? She was a great mom too. She would get up every night. I never, not once. I don't think I've ever, maybe once, at a three children, got up with the babies.

I never did. I don't think you've ever. You know why? I worked so hard that I was in a coma when I had never, I could not get a fire truck to be in a room and I wouldn't wake up. I was so tired. No, that's why it was good that I didn't work really. The first five years that we were married before housewise.

I mean, I worked in your office, but that was like, not, you know, easier during the day stuff. But like, I didn't work. I'd stayed home with kids the first five years because I did all the baby years with them. I never bothered you, never asked you to baby sit. Like you would call it, which is horrible. But like I literally did it all the first five years. And then after the five years, it was over. I felt like, you

know, Antonio was five. You know what? Everybody was turning into Tyler's. If anything, Joey got, you know, Joey got the least amount of a working mommy because he's the baby. He got the, he got the most working mommy Should I say right like but the Antonia had me home with her till she was five and she's you know And then once Joey went to was by the time Joey really went to preschool and kindergarten Then I started working no, I'm sorry. I started working when Joey was born So he really got screwed. Think about it because I started the housewives when he was two months old.

So Joey only knows a working mom. Right. Antonia got the first five years pretty much without me working. Yeah. And you're going to keep working. Now you know, it's going to stop. I want you to work to you in like 97. Yeah.

Now you're getting kind of used to this. No, you keep working. Now what if I'm not all- In the beginning guys, I used to be like, where are you going? You're not going to work, stay home. Take care of the house, do, watch the kids, cook a nice dinner.

I want the house nice and clean. Now I'm like, go to work, get out. No, go make some paid bills, let's go. What? Make some money. Oh, my God, I decided the truth is though. No, it's a woman's world today. I want to sit home.

I want to sit home, hang out, you know, watch some soap operas throughout the day. And what if I decided tomorrow that I don't want to work anymore, right? I don't want to do anything at all. Zero, I don't want to have envy. I don't want to do my podcast. I don't want to be on the housewives.

I don't want to do all the, I don't want to work with all the brands I'm working with. I don't feel like dealing with Instagram anymore. What if I just say, you know what, Joe, I decided I don't want to go to work. And then what are you going to do about it? No, you're going to go to work. Even though you go to work, you call me every day

and you still bust my bus. Why are you doing? I ain't even name, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, what? What? So no, you're going to work. Keep busy, please. I keep hearing your little list.

Shout out to Montville orthodont please. I keep hearing your little list. Shout out to Montville orthodontics. They did my invisalign. They do joys. They do joys braces. They did intonies and invisalign. They do jurors. You know what I didn't like?

You're going to look like you're going to talk funny. Because this is day one. It gets a little sore tonight. You're going to be sore. I want to kiss you and make out. Let's say I'll fit you. No, not with that. You can't kiss with that in your mouth. As we can.

No, you can't. That's, I forgot to tell you, we can't kiss for six months. Come on, let's make out. Look at this. Do you do? We don't make out it as much anymore. We really don't. But what happened to you?

Well, because to me, it's like kind of funny when you like, like if you want to like, what is it now? It's like, we're really. 18 years. 18 years of marriage. And then they stop making out. And it's like, what? It's not that I stop making out. It's not that I stopped making out

It's just sometimes I think it's giggly like it makes me giggle like if you like put your tongue down I throw like what are you doing? I want to put my hand on our cheek and like rub it down Oh my god, I look out of eye just start biting her top lip and like work my way down All right, well anyway, can we get into a different subject? And it's like you're like no It's like it's like, you're like, no, it's psyched insane. Why? Why does all women do that? Let me just give, if you guys hear me slurping,

I just made, we're actually doing the podcast from home today. So you might hear a dog bark. You might hear a child's cell phone because he never lowers it. The lights are flickering in this room because I feel there's a ghost in here or something. I don't know what's happening, but I see a flicker. And I'm drinking the most amazing cup of Camamail with honey and I'm having a Milano cookie.

They're like old school, the best hands down. I can't have a cookie, I gotta take my things out. See, it's gonna help you not eat so many snacks. So when I had a visoline, it was such a pain in the ass to take them out that I'd be like, all right, I'm skipping the snack because you can't just walk by and throw it in your mouth anymore I'll be honest it

I don't feel because they grind it a couple my teeth You know, so it feels when I took it out before the yeah, they make the space they make the space I just said I'm not gonna have any coffee got to take them out Oh, that was a microwave I was like what was that all of our appliances make all these crazy noises. You're gonna hear a bunch of crazy noises. You just jumped. You never heard of the microwave and you're scared.

It scared me for some reason. I don't know. What the hell? I don't know. Geez. Anyway, it's my birthday week. Oh, it's a birthday, happy birthday. Well, it's coming.

It's coming tomorrow. It's my birthday. What is your final date? Don't, don't? There you go. I don't even ask. Those parted you by me. 18 years. I think that's 19. How many is it? So I keep trying to fit. Oh, if Antonia's 17, she's gonna turn 18. We are married 18 years. Right. We're gonna be 19 in August 18 and a half then correct Whatever Antonia is we're one year past her. I'll be honest. She low-git like what do you buy a woman that has everything like really?

She has And I buy myself really I do stop what you know I'm not saying this in a dick. I'm saying if I see something and I want it's I buy it My credit card. It's the song she wants it. She's my credit card I'm like whoa look at this me neem and mark is the thing the thing the day. I don't use your credit card You okay, honey got I got my own money. Yeah, but you still use mine. I use your own. I do I do I'm this independent Yeah, she takes the points on a and on on on the on the on the, on the, on the, on the two. It's all my points. Oh, we have so many points. Oh my God. Our amics points are like goals. You got to talk to the points guy about that. Brian Kelly, he's amazing. He'll teach you how to use all

your points. I get all first class. I get so many points for Neiman Marcus and Saxbitt Avenue. And it's awesome. People really have to learn to utilize their points and because Joe's in construction, he puts an unbelievable amount of money constantly each month, right? So it's like, we make so much money off our points. This is like a successful way to be. And let me just tell you, that points guy, Brian Kelly, who's amazing, taught us all about,

use all your points I'm gonna ask him how do you keep the points away from your wife? He's got to have a solution for that. No, you just use them unless you know you're gonna make them go to waste You have to use the points or else they're gonna go back to your birthday like what do you what do you I? I've done I've taken you to hotels Right you did one of you not one a couple years days of beauty. I've taken you to hotels, right? You did one of you. Not one, a couple of years. Days of beauty.

I've taken you away on vacation. I've bought your bags and shoes and jewelry. I mean, what was it? Okay, so what is it this year? I don't know, I think something. Honey, it's tomorrow. So do you have it upstairs? Is it hidden in your truck?

Like, what is should I go search your back seat? That's so funny. Is it hidden in your truck? Yeah, Is should I go search your back seat so funny? Is it hidden in your truck here because I know you sometimes you buzz you hide stuff in that truck You know what I'm gonna go check that truck out Here we go guys she's like what are you doing the truck? Why who's in the truck? Who's that you're talking to with your mother? Who do you think it? I am a nosy. She is jealous. I'm not jealous. I'm nosy. Like I want to know every jealous. A little bit of a. Can we get back to what you're buying me for my birthday gift?

Can you say how jealous you are? What are you thinking about? Why are you so jealous? Oh my God. But you love me. How about you? How about you? Yes, honey. I love you. And that's why I'm jealous. Isn't it crazy? But you are. I can't look at you. Well, I see it as these things.. Isn't it crazy, but you are. I can't look at you. All I see is these things. Would you die without me? Would you die? Like, yes, what are we talking about right now? I know you would, shit.

Are you buying me for my birthday? Nothing, what am I gonna buy? Okay, you don't have to. No, I don't know. I'm very happy about what we're gonna do. We're gonna go to my favorite place. But honestly, I'm stumped. I'm buying you something for your birthday.

I don't know what to get. You don't have to. I'm really, you don't have to. I'm kind of kidding, Fiber. I don't know what to get. So why don't we do something? I'm kind of kidding. Why? I do get insulted though. If there's not like a card or something to acknowledge, just a card is fine.

I want to do something. I say let's do something different. I bet you there's a lot of husbands out there and wives too, that like, once you're married for so many years, you're kind of just like, what do I get them for Mother's Day and Father's Day and the birthdays? And it's like, you just run out of things, right?

Like, a lot of times it's the most simple thing that would make the biggest impact. It's a simple gift that like, it was like thoughtful. That like, remember one day we were driving by the store and you really liked that Buddha in the window. And like, you bought it for me or something, you know? Yeah, that's what I would like to do, but I don't have the time. We don't know, not the time. We just don't, everything you say you liked,

I go buy, you make me buy. I mean, I feel like for us at this point, it's more about experiencing things opposed to the gifts. So it is a fun night together. It is the fun, little vacation or a weekend getaway. I feel like that's the best thing for a lot of married couples too that have kids. It's like, yeah, we can get a bag or like some new shoes or something. But like to go away with your husband for a night or two or even just one night and have

a dinner and wake up and have breakfast the next morning. I feel like those are the special. Those are special. Right. Just like something along those lines memory memories you know and and we're some only since I'm 34 you know so it's like 34 I don't have a lot of you I set you up a nice dinner at Carbone in the city we're going with the kids I'm very happy about that first of all that's my favorite food my favorite place and all three kids did you tell them they're not going to any sports are doing anything tomorrow?

Yeah, well, yeah. You better tell them. So mom's birthday, we're all gonna go and it's gonna be. Oh, that's cute, a little city, New York city dinner, together. I love it. That's, oh, that makes me happy.

I want to buy a new lingerie, since you have one. No, that is not a gift for me. That would not be a gift for me. You have warm one in 17 years. But we've been married. I feel like all of my underwear looks like lingerie. No, but I want to lingerie. Like what happened to that?

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All right, well, this show Joe would not be successful as it is without you, because people love when you come on. So I bring Joe on every like, I don't know, four or five episodes. We throw a little Joe Gorgon because people will just DM me and beg for him. So we'd like to throw a little couples episode in every like four or five episodes. So, you know, it would not be, it would not be on display without Joe Gorgah, okay? So what I did was ask questions from my listeners and their questions for you. So I went through them, there were, oh my God, thousands.

Somebody asked you, right? They asked about who was older? What was our age different? No, hold on. When I get to the question, I wanna get to it right now. That's a good question. Well here, I'm gonna get to it right now, right? I'm gonna get to it. I'm gonna jump because I'm kind of like run. I don't want

to run the show today. I was getting to a point here. You're gonna see where I'm getting at. Okay. Go ahead. So here we go guys. We're gonna start. We're gonna give you some of the fan questions. So here was one of them that Joe thought was interesting. They wanted to know what the age gap is between you and I. I guess people don't know that. Okay, so here, the age gap between us, right, is I'm 48 and Melissa's 43. She'll be 44. No, we're talking age right now. I'm 43. In one day, she's 44. I'm 43. So basically five years apart. But hold on. 3445, 46, 47, 48. But the internet says that Melissa is 43 and I'm 42.

No, I know. The internet always has your name wrong. Like when people write about you in the press, they write Joe Gorg a 42. I'm like, what the? Okay, so we are five years apart. I think people don't know. They might think that you're a lot older than me, but you're here. Here's the problem. Here's the problem. Everybody know I look younger than you.

So that's why they thought I was 42 and you're 43. I don't think so. Yeah, come on. Tell me what? Basically, when I was in eighth grade, you were a senior or freshman in a senior or something like that. I would have never dated you down. I'm like, what's not that odd? We're not that far apart. He is five years older than me, but that's about it. That's the age gap. Nothing too crazy. I do like it.

I like it would have manned a little bit older. I do like that. Although now a day is I think like if I had to redo it, all these women who are my age are definitely going younger. So maybe like somewhere around like 38. You can't even handle me. You want to handle a younger guy? Yeah, they're actually, listen, the younger guys didn't come from your generation. So they're whole different piece. Those sons of bitches wash dishes. They know how to do their laundry.

They let the wife go out every night. They sit home and babysit. They babysit literally. I call it babysit, your own children, okay? Those 30-year-olds are the men to get right now because they are- I always stop, but they don't. But they function themselves.

I like these new wave women. They're- What's the new wave women? What do you mean? They don't get married. They just- They're into one thing and they can take care of my daughters. Yeah. Come here, honey. Come here, baby. I know. Push it. Push it.

I won't stop. I'm sorry. She's playing with that thing. I mean, you know what? Now that I think about it, I'd probably go with that 42 year old guy that you're supposed to be. You got him. You got him. I know. Okay. There you go. I got you right here. It's so funny. It always says on the internet, Joe's 42. He's not, but you'll take it, right? Stop playing with your teeth. Joe's 42, he's missing his leg, he's missing his, he's that, you know, all kinds of nonsense.

I can't, not this past six months, I can't even, I'm like, whoa, what is happening? Okay, what's the best, here's another question, what's the best advice that Melissa has ever given to Joe? Okay, these are your questions, babe. They've had questions for you. What's the best advice I have ever given you to think of things that when, you know what, I want to switch the question a little, like, what is it that you know?

Let me ask Melissa because she's going to tell me the right thing to do. Like, is there a subject where you're like, oh, no, Melissa's really good at this. Let me ask her like something like that that you know, oh, no, Melissa's really good at this. Let me ask her. Like something like that that you know, like this is Melissa's thing. Can we come back tonight, question? Really? No, I'm not being, I'm not, no, I'm not being sarcastic.

No, we cannot. No. I just want to think about that. No, because you're not going to think as we're going to jump onto the next thing. No, I will think. I'm trying to think and I'm going to think as we can. What do you get advice from me on?

Um, close. Oh, yeah, close. You, I thought, without you what you get advice from me on Close. Oh, yeah close you I thought without you you put my word my wardrobe together. Yeah, you don't know how to dress So without you I just read up my wardrobe You have made me I know you have made me a better person. We're forgiving and forgetting is that advice? Yes, but is it also wardrobe as well? Is there two things that I'm really good at? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Then it's just too, so I dress nice because of you.

Okay, this is true. I do dress you very good. And then she does put an outfit out and then I'll go in a room and up. If I don't, let's just put it this way. If I don't put the outfit out and I allow him to just go in his closet and come back out dressed, I'm almost always like, turn around, go back in.

Like it's like, I'm talking to my child. I'm like, what is that? And like put on what I put out. He's like, why? Oh, my arms don't look good in that shirt. I'm like, I don't care. It's a nice shirt. You want me?

She doesn't want me to look good because then the women look at me. She knows me to look good. No, I like you to look good. I'm not one of those. Okay, here's your nice shirt. You want me? She doesn't want me to look good, because then the women look at me. She knows me to look good. No, I like you to look good. I'm not one of those. Okay, here's your next question. Oh, this is funny. What are your nicknames for each other? Do we?

I don't think we do that. We don't have nicknames. No. I don't have. Like I call you like babe. Like I'm like, hi babe. I don't know. I don't have nicknames.

We definitely don't have nicknames. Oh my God, is that make us know. I don't have nicknames. We definitely don't have nicknames. Oh my God, is that make us weird? We don't have nicknames. Does every couple have nicknames? Do you have nicknames? Like you call me Melissa. Melissa. Yeah.

You say Melissa, but that's, is that a name? I call you babe or Melissa. Is that a nickname babe? I just call you Joe. I guess, because you're just like Joe. Joe, Joe, go do this. All right. I need my listeners.

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Oh, the changing chandeliers. That was another question. Let's talk about that real quick, because I think that's so funny. One of the questions were, like, did you change your chandeliers because of the reviews like from the fan reviews or something? They obviously don't know Melissa Gordon, but I know the answer to that is no. But no, I did see the reviews. Half of you loved them, half of you hated them. I would say more of you compared them to like a thing. Like everybody had like a word for them.

Like they were either umbrellas or they were jellyfish or they were de mentors. What are those things called? Like there were so many different things you guys were comparing these chandeliers to, which I thought was hysterical. Honestly, I did work with a designer with that. She really, really loved them.

I was on the fence with them for a second. And during COVID, we kind of, and I did know I wanted to do something with chains, but I couldn't really find the right thing. And we did try to just like get in the house before Christmas, honestly guys, like we were not even close to done with our house yet We have so much to do we still have so much work on the outside. We have the whole backyard. We have porches

We have we're not done with the house, but the people don't realize how hard it was to COVID and even now you can't you still now You can't get electrical panels and services. There's developments waiting a year, one whole year. It's been a ride. And if you've been shot out to all the developers and the builders out there that are built through COVID and dealt with that nonsense and that mess, it is so, so difficult. Well, in our case, we literally, we built this house in nine months, but we really wanted to get in before Christmas. And we literally got in, like I wanna say, two weeks before Christmas. So we took what was available, what we can try.

Knowing that I was working with a lighting company that said here, try this out. See if you like it. I had another one that I was like on the fence with that I also loved, wasn't gonna come in for two months later So I was like all right, we tried it and then I switched it out for this more crystal long hanging one that you could see in all the rooms And I decided I like this one better. So that's basically what happened I don't I could care less and I love everyone's outside opinions, but the end of the day

Like this is my house. I'm gonna do what I want I'm the one that's gonna look at it if I love it and you hate it, I do not give a shit. Okay, sorry. She orders a dining room set. She looks at it. I like it. I love it shit. You don't anymore. I did. I used to, I'm saying. I used to, I'm like, what the fuck? I really did because then I'm like, oh my god. And she's like, paint the room. Okay, also, like I didn't show this, my kitchen table. I ordered a whole kitchen table. And I purposely got the smaller round one thinking

it would be great. And then I was like, nope, no good. Too small. I need the larger size. Six inches bigger, guys. Six inches bigger. No, it's not six inches. Ten inches bigger. No, it's not six inches 10 inches big no Whatever it's much better

We got to ship it all the way back for six inches No, but I do this a lot and the point was I just wanted to get into the house And I realized it's a luxury It was white, right, and then it went gray and now it's a dark gray Yeah, but who cares? I'm playing with colors. This is what people do. Anybody who just does it once and done good for them, but like I have a luxury of I have you. Of course. I have your people. This is what we do for a living. If I have electricians, so it's like if I want to swap out a chandelier, I'm going to swap out the chandelier and see what looks better.

I'm not doing it because of anybody else doesn't like it. I always appreciate your feedback. But at the end of the day, if I wanted those black chandeliers, they were going to stay. Okay. But when I swapped them for this crystal long hanging one that I can now see in every room, I'm like, okay, no, this goes better in the space. Are we wasting the black chandeliers? No, I use it. I'm like, okay, no, this goes better in the space. Are we wasting the box, Chandler?

No, I use it. I'm using them in one of my buildings. Bringing them to Joe's building. He's gonna have the hottest for your, in any building will be Joe's. My three black, can you please take a picture of that when you hang those so that? Of course I am.

What do you think I wasn't going through? They're so heavy by the way, they're real chains. They're real chains, they're so heavy. They're actually very cool. I don't not like them either. So here's the problem. I just think in this space, it didn't go as well as the crystal does.

So here's the problem. I'm building two buildings next to each other. So there's only three of them. So now I gotta go buy another one. Because I'm put two and one for and two and the other one. So it's cost me more money. So I'm kinda not happy about that, but whatever. I'm gonna use them.

Well, we're gonna get back. I got her, I have her old envy chandeliers. Oh, you do. A new building I just built in the gym. So I'll take a picture that and put that a look. And those are funky chandeliers too. They look amazing. You she threw them out. She was drawing them in the garbage. I took them out of the car. I switch chandeliers like I switch underwear. It's going to keep that's me. That's who I am. And that's that. We

affect our post that. Well, when this went, we're going to post that. I'm going to take a picture tomorrow. But it's not just that. I. A lot of fact, I'll post that. Well, when it's, we're gonna post that, I'm gonna take a picture tomorrow. But it's not just that. I switch a lot of things. Like, and what the funny thing is with the guys about the house, I know because I post it because I do work with a lot of sponsors. So that's the reason why I'll post a lot of the things I do.

But the house is not nearly done. We just moved in it two months ago. We still have to do the whole outside. Like, we're not, we're not done yet. So just stay tuned. just moved in it two months ago. We still have to do the whole outside. We're not done yet. So just stay tuned. Moving on, let's get back to more of the questions. Let's say, back to relationship questions, okay?

So someone asked, what are your pet peeves with each other? Okay, so what is your pet peeve with me? Oh, I got it. You go first. Because you know what I mean. You know what my pet peeve is. You just copy me a lot though. So if I say my pet peeve, you can you go first. Um, because you know, I, you know what my pet peeve is. You, you just copy me a lot though. So if I say my pet peeve, you can't copy mine.

What, what's yours? I can't stand when you like chew with your mouth. Like if you, you, you don't chew with your mouth open, you'll have a conversation while you're eating. And I prefer for you to do a pause until you swallow. She's so fun. And then she don't, she don't realize that you do the same thing. No, see, I knew you were gonna try it. When she talks, she eats and then it's okay realize that you do the same thing. I knew you were gonna try when she talks,

she eats and then it's okay for her to do it. Because you know what? I'm pretty way like you do not. I can see the food in your mouth and I don't like it. I don't wanna have the conversation. I don't wanna talk and eat anymore. How about that? I'm just not one of those people that just nitpick

on every little thing. You nitpick everything. I think as you get older, you get a little like younger, if that makes sense. Look, I want to get younger. Like you're not as buttoned up as you used to be. I'm going to need you to button it up. I want a little class. Go get classed.

I'm going to get younger. Listen, as I get older, I'm going to live life. No, no, no. I want you to get more classy. I've been classed I can't be any more classier than I am. What are you nuts honey? You lose your shit sometimes though You sometimes you just lose your shit. Oh, by the way this episode I they go back Well, get in wait don't go into the episode yet. We're gonna talk about this fun episode because we're in the middle of these Questions what was my pet peeve? Once we get into the episode we lose our shit and we go off to the

left and we can't get back to the right and we're you know we don't have a lot of time left. So what's your pet peeve with me? A lot. What do I always say about you? A lot. That's your, am I birthdays tomorrow? Oh there's a lot man. You're annoying as hell. Oh no I'm not. I know if I had I could tell you what my pet peeve, what your pet peeve was. I know the thing that bothers you the most about me. Why am I running a blank today? I think my head's hurting from these teeth. Yeah, you're a little slow today.

I know what your biggest pet peeve is with me. You can't think of it off the top of your head? What? When I call your phone during the day, when you're at work and I'm like, Joe, did you call this guy, Joe? Did you get this done? You like hang up on me, basically. You know what the problem is, you know this guy Joe? Did you get this done? You like hang up on me? You know what the problem is you know what you know what she does my busiest time seven o'clock

and the more she wakes up And it's you think it's important. I got you call the mirror guy. I'm saying it was architects engineers. I get the landscaping. Yeah, she drives me nuts. I go, what? What Joe? Can you come bring your guys here? No, no, no, the picture. It's not even that the worst thing is like who where are you? And who's there? I hear voices. Yeah, it's the architect. That's the engineer at the where but where and who are the you know,

and I click I got a cover. You know what's annoying when I call your phone and you don't answer. And then when you do answer, then I'm like, where are you? Why didn't you answer? Yeah, if I don't answer for like five minutes and she's like, what were you doing? Like, who are you? We're in transit.

We're in the show asking for 15 questions. And I'm like, oh, shut up. That's just how to have it. You do the same and you get mad. I like this one. Someone wants advice from us. So she said, I'm divorced and dating. How do you know when a guy is serious?

I want Joe's opinion on this. How do I know when he puts everything aside and you become number one, when a guy wants to be what a woman, he wants to spend all the time, every, every every bit of time with her. He wants to take her to the baseball games, that are football games. Like, let's say if he went with his buddies, he wants less guy time and spend all the time with you and and do everything with you. Not all the time, but less guys. No, mo to it gets into like that year after that. Then you get married and then and maybe then he'll go to his football game again with the boys, but in the beginning, once he's, he falls for you, he pushes everybody aside to spend time with you. So when you see a guy, he puts all his effort and time into you. Basically, when you feel like he's making you his priority. So

it's like, hey, the guys want to go play baseball today, but I know it's the only day I can see you. So I'm not going to go with them. I'm going to go to lunch with you instead. That's when you know he's serious. Yeah, one of guys, like, listen, if you want to say, if you want to go to dinner and he's like, well, I'm going to go out with the guys or any starts in the guy. Well, it's okay once in a while, but when a guy always, it's a lot going on. He's not that into you. Right. So when he, when he doesn't spend the time on you, you know that it's not the right one. Right. You got to become, you got to become number one. When you become number one, you'll know when you become number one, you'll feel it. You'll feel it. And that's when he's ready. Okay. So that's the guy you take seriously. Yeah. Okay. Every guy

knows it because all my friends, they went down like, that's, into you take seriously. Yeah. Okay. Every guy knows it because all my friends who went down like, and a good guy that's into you will never make you feel like you're taking time away from him. Like you're taking his time. Like in a bunch of guys, like it's say there's 12 guys we're all hanging out. One by one, you start missing.

They're not showing up. Where are you? Oh, I'm with Melissa. I'm going out and Melissa. I'm going out and Melissa. I got them, you know, and they love it. They feel it. That's it. They're going out Melissa. I got them, you know, and they love it. They feel it.

That's it. They're gone. Then you have the son getting engaged and it's over. It's even with your sons and your boys, right? They're young, right? They're all young and they start Wednesday meeting girls. Like they spend less time with their friends. What are your friends and they have their Friday nights

with their girlfriends? We saw Gina do that for a minute. I also tell my daughter that too. She's going to college with a girlfriend and she hasn't announced yet, but she has picked a college. I'll let her do that for a minute. I also tell my daughter that too, like she's going to college with a girlfriend and she hasn't announced yet but she has picked a college. I'll let her do that. But I tell her all the time, like, okay, you're going with a girlfriend but like, you never know, like when your girlfriend gets a boyfriend, they tend to like, you can't just expect, sometimes your girlfriend's get a boyfriend or they find, and then they spend all their time with their boyfriend and then like that's what happens.

That's just life. So you can't go and expect to just be with this one specific friend because the one specific friend might find a boyfriend or get busier, you know. And then how about that friend that when when you get that girl and he tells you, ah, she sucks. Oh, come on. Let's go out. Let's come hang out with the guys.

Don't be with her. What do you mean? I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, when they try to downplay and they try to break you up because now they're all alone and they try. Oh, you mean your friends that try to pull you away from when like if you're you're in a relationship and they're getting jealous because they don't have your time anymore, right? So like your friends try to be like, ah, don't go a hair come one. I'm come with me. Yeah, that's terrible That sucks too. That's a part of relationships too though, like a lot of girls that are single, they have like, they're going out buddies and even guys

and then one of them getting a relationship and the other one gets pissed because it's like they lost their buddy to go out with all the time. That's a hard thing too. And then whoever's in the relationship, you feel bad, you try to like make time for the friend because you used to go to dinner,

it was then go out with them every night and now you're home watching Netflix and chillin' every night. And then you got that friend, you got good friends that love the situation that you're in a relationship and they're like yes, they roof for you. Then you got that one friend that just tries to do everything they possibly can to get you out of that relationship. And you don't realize, a lot of people don't realize. And then you leave that person and you're like oh my god and what did I do?

What did I do? And you're like, well, the truth is a real friend should really always support real love and not be threatened by it. Always. They should not be threatened by it. So watch who you hang out with. What?

You know, okay, we got a couple more questions. And then we're going to talk about this fun episode that we had this week. We got some family questions too. They say, where do you see yourself in 10 years? Your kids, your career, 10 years, huh? I see us on vacation. I'm being Florida. I'm moving to Florida. I don't know that we're definitely going to Florida. No, I'm moving. See, we have two different visions of like the getting old thing and that's we're not going to be old in 10 years by any means, but like, but I'm moving to Florida.

First of all, tax reasons. I'm gone. I got to, yeah, tax reasons. I'm going to live six months in Florida, six months in one day. I'm living in Florida and I want to come back to Jersey and the winter, I like, you know, not in winter, most of the summers. So here's my thing. You would like to go get a house in like Fort Loderdale or Miami or something.

And I, to me, retirement is like the penthouse in New York City. Like I love New York. Like I just want a penthouse in New York overlooking like Central Park. We'll come visit and we're going to see New York. I'm done with the cold. My bones are hurting. I'm tired. You sound like you're 80.

You stop it. His bones are hurting. Oh my god, He sounds like you're 80. You're stopping. His bones are hurting. Oh my god, I got to trade him in right now. I'm on construction sites all day. I'm walking around. I don't even want to go out to my car in the cold weather. I'm like this.

Well, because you go out so early when it's still frostbite. Yeah, I'm in the way to like, I leave 5.30 in the morning. I'm out there all day walking these sites where, you know, I'm done with the cold I hate it. I want to walk outside. It's nice and warm. You want to work out. You feel good. Let's go for a run Let's go not in Jersey like get the fucking side. So you see yourself in Florida. Definitely 100% Florida Florida Texas You know somewhere. I want to go I want to be Texas now you're getting crazy at least We know people Florida. I don't know anybody in Texas. Yeah, all right. Well Joe sees himself in Florida and

I'll still be doing a developing buildings of being Florida or being even if it's in Jersey and I live in Florida My children Will be working and developing those buildings. Wombs chilling on a boat How do you know that they might not want to work with your building trust me. They're gonna work with these buildings We'll be working and developing those buildings. Wom chilling on a boat. It's hard. How do you know that? They might not want to work with your building. Trust me, they're going to work with these buildings. They'll 100%.

We'll see. It's funny. A lot of people think that after we get off housewives, there's nothing that that's like our life. What are you going to do when you get there? Guys are going to do. Oh, I don't know. If they only knew, it's it's not a gold

Let's talk about the fact that you are gonna officiate my cousins wedding My cousin Nick is Marion Mike and Joe has been asked to officiate the wedding. Call me Father Joe, baby. Do you think you're actually going to be able to do that because you just tried to do this little introduction and it was hard for you on my podcast? No, it wasn't hard.

I couldn't see. That's going to come from the heart. I know what I got to do. Don't worry about it. It's going to be great. No, I can't come from the heart. No, I'm specific things you have to say when you're officiating a wedding, you have to be skilled and trained to do that. I'll be fine. Don't worry about it. It's gonna be great. No, I can't come from now on. From now on, specific things you have to say when you're officiating a wedding,

you have to be skilled and trained to do that. I'll be fine, don't worry about it. I'm trained when I go on stage and I do my comedy act. I'm trained and skilled. Hello, Lord Jesus. I'm gonna do a great. So that way, what an honor.

Shout out to Nick and Mike. I love you guys for really thinking of me. That was so special to me. You're not officially an officiator yet. I gotta get a license. So you need to get your license, and we're going through the steps now. Yes.

Because, you know, that's gonna be the wedding of the year, by the way, they both are decked out. I went with them to get their Dolce and Gabana suits. Oh my God, like these two are gonna look like impeccable walking down the aisles. I can't wait for that wedding. I'm a bridesmaid, in it. I can't wait for that wedding. I'm a bridesmaid, and it, I can't believe you made it. I'm a bridesmaid.

Me and my sisters and my cousins, so it's gonna be the most fun wedding. And it's a weekend extravaganza. It's not just one night, it's like a whole thing. So it's gonna be, see that? It's just a nice, family nice wedding. It's gonna be great. And I can't believe I became,

I became Father Joe and his wedding. And it's such an honor. Well, you haven't yet, you haven't yet. What do you mean? You haven't yet, you gotta get your license. I'll get the license, I'll get it right. You better not, you better do good. I'll just be sitting there giggling the whole time.

Like I'll think this is so. My goal is to make it very emotional. Very emotional, you want everyone to cry? I want people to cry. And then I want to end up with everybody laughing. That's my goal. And if I do that, then I knocked it out of the park. So I want that. That's my goal. All right. All right. On display with Melissa Gorga is brought to you by progressive insurance. Most of you listening right now are

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Let's talk about not going out of the park. I just saw John Fudah calling your phone. You didn't answer. But I'm dying because this episode this week was absolutely hysterical. It was guys. I'm so glad that you guys got to be at Missy G's Shorehouse for Missy G's birthday week. Like you got to see it. Our Shorehouse that episode was so long and it was so much fun. They gave us the full episode of the party. I'm so glad you guys got to see it. I know there was some like negative hold on. I'm doing a podcast with Melissa. I'm gonna put you on speaker. Oh, I'm okay. Hi, John Fuda. Yeah, what's up? We just want to know my listeners want to know how bad did it hurt when they waxed your chest off?

Like, did it hurt and were you intoxicated while this was happening? I'm not sure I was intoxicated. That's why he didn't feel it. I didn't feel it. I didn't feel a thing and I recommend everybody gets intoxicated before getting waxed. Oh my god. I actually felt bad for you because it looked like it hurt so so bad. Did you, like, did you stay clean, shaving there now? Or is there, do you have chest hair again? You know, my skin is still irritated, believe it or not. So I left my, I let my chest hair come back out. Especially because it's the winter time and I love it. Oh my god.

Does your wife want you to have chest hair or not? No, she's already telling me I better shave it for the spring of the summer. I told you, you got to just use a buzzer because it won't hurt as bad. So you got to like buzz your chest. I'm also going to just be the first one to let you know that I have a lot of listeners that would like you to shave your beard as well or bring it down. Would you be interested in doing that? I started taming the beard. I keep a five o'clock shadow now. I haven't got away from me, you know, during a few of those, uh, the bigger beard. Don't touch your beard. I'm shaving it with you on camera.

Me and I'm gonna shave myself too at the same time, all right. Joe decided he wants. Yeah, I got irritated skin. No, I do a good, bro. I do a good, I heat chop. I put like, I put like nice, uh, warm on you. I know what to do. I take good. I heat chop up put like I put like nice hot warm on you I know to do I take care your brother John he wants to wax your beard. He wants to wax your beard I don't know about waxing the beard. I'm not okay. I like my beard Well, you know what I saw you they flash pictures of you when you were younger without the beard and it was very low Shaving and I thought you looked so handsome like that too.

Maybe we should do a vote. I would consider it. I got to do a vote. All right, we got to do a vote and see what happens. Anyway, we're going to get back to the podcast. We just wanted to say hi. And we were just discussing shaving your chest as you called before.

So we decided to get your point of view on that. Are you happy? We shaved it. Were you happy that Joe waxed it? I thought it was happy during the spring and the summer, but I just came back from Texas and I realized real men have hair. Ah, real men have hair. Okay, bye John. My brother, I'll call you when I'm done. I'll call you when I'm done.

All right. All right. Real men have hair, he said. That's true. He's out in Texas. He's a, he's a, I love that guy. He's a great guy. He took it like a champ. He's a beast and he's very in Texas. He's a he's a he's a he's a I love that guy. He's a great guy. He took it like a champ. He's a beast And he's very easy going. He's just he's a chill. He's so chill. He's a friend. You call him. He's there for you You know, I just I love good people, man. I just I argue with no one easy. He's easy I never argue and I know I know I know this at last couple of episodes right this last episode You look Frank Katani to you have such a great friendship.

Oh Frank Catania, Evan, Joe Beningo, and all my other friends, I don't argue. You know, I never argue with anyone. If you can't get along with me. The only time that you get crazy, I see and frustrated, you don't even do it here. It's just what's like, if it's about family stuff, you lose your shit. Yeah, well, you know, what do you look like this last episode? Did they kind of flash back to me and you know, I get aggravated and they show my temper, but my temper is just with family and I can't help it.

I want to love. I want everybody to love. I love my family. And if there's things that I don't want to get into it, but I just, I wear my heart on my sleeve. I know, but you know what? We gotta figure out a way to help you with your emotions. You know what the problem is?

I just, I wanna be treated. Like I treat you, I wanna be treated. And I just wanna be honest. I wanna, I wanna really be fair, honest and real and just love, just love me back and I love you. And that's it, you know? And it does get people like, oh, he gets great, yeah, I will always get crazy when it comes to my family because

I don't know how else to do it. I want to fix them. If I can't fix you, so maybe I show it in a different way. Right. And we're going to work on that. We have to teach you how to like express your emotions because I feel like you guys are also used to that, you know, and just like spaszing out when you're very hurt and very upset, but there are other ways to handle it. They really are. I don't think we're used to it. It just comes out when it gets to that point.

It seems like you guys all the whole fam does that. Well, I don't know. Maybe, maybe, I don't know, but I don't, I don't, don't mistake your care for crazy. You do care, that's the thing. It's not, it's not you like, it's like you do care, and I feel like you explode in that situation because you never get another time

to express your feelings. It's the only time it happens. Another way is if people try to make you out to somebody you're not, and you. Very frustrated. It's frustrating, and you, I'm not're not and you very frustrated. It's frustrating and you, I'm not the type to talk about things. I don't like to talk. I'll let you walk all over me, which is a bad trait.

I allow you to fuck me. But that's the problem. You let it go so long and we both have to stop doing this. We let things go too long and then we get really mad that we're like, well, you did this, this, this, doing this. We let things go too long. And then at the then we get really mad that we're like, well, you did this, this, this, and this at the end, instead of just talking about it the whole time. Yeah, there's a friend at John Fudder says to me, he goes, why are you still friends with that guy? I said, because he's just, I've been, he's just jealous of me. And he says he just talks a lot about you in a negative way but he seems

jealous. I said he is but I've been friends with him so long and I just let it go because you know he goes I wouldn't stand for that. I go it's okay. He has a miserable life and I allow him to do that to me because I'm happy in my life. Is it right? No, but see, sometimes one day maybe I will snap because you hold it in and you hold it in and hold it in. I don't know. I don't know.

It's just not a good, a right thing. I just don't like to argue. And then when I do, it comes out that way, you know? All right, well, we're not talking about anything negative today. We want to be all positive. We want to have fun because it's just that is that's positive. I get it. That's I showed you. I love you. Sometimes you need to explain like where you're coming from. But getting back to this episode at the Shore House, I really thought was I mean, there's nothing

like a party like a Missy G party. Sorry. I feel like I should miss a piece. Honey, stop saying that, just get over it. Why do I have to say to every dog? I bought the house, I built the house. It's Joey G's. Because it's Missy G's. Okay, okay. It's not Joey G's, that's you copying off of me.

That it's Missy G's. She's gonna take everything, I've lost everything. I lost my balls, my nuts, my life. Yeah, just give it up already. How many times you're gonna say it? Oh, good. Anyway, the Missy G parties are always the best. And you know why we're going to call them the Missy G parties?

You don't know where the photographer, that the photo booth, you don't know where that came from. You don't know where the cigar roller came from. You don't know where the guy who came from, rolling the canollis came from, right? Did you book him? Oh no, that's right, you didn't. How about the dancers?

How about the Hula dancers? How about the cups, the straws, the lace? I got it, the liquor, I got the liquor, and that's the most important thing. Right, the lace? I got the liquor, I got the liquor, and that's the most important thing. Right, that's all you were in charge of. This is why it's called a Missy G party because Missy G planned the whole party.

How about we had a friggin' Pujuto tower. I get that, Pujuto every night. Do you know where the Pujuto tower came from? Do you? No, because you don't know, because it's a Missy G party. You got me? You don't even know where your shirt came from? Do you? No, because you don't know because it's not, it's a missy jeep party. You got me? You don't even know where your shirt came from. That had the friggin flowers on it because you didn't buy it. So therefore it's good. You look good actually. Look, I don't want to wear that shirt. You look, you look

handsome. Yeah, this is how I dress you. But like, I'm so glad you guys got to watch that. That party was so much fun and I love that it showed some of the good times. Like that's what I want to get back to. Oh my god. That's what I love about the show is when you can show the fun times. And like even when there's fun times with our kids, like that's really the ice cream. Like for me, I've like everything that's like just so much fun. Our parties are always fun because I feel like we host them. I never make anyone feel uncomfortable at my parties. So like if if there's drama that's gonna go on, it's not gonna come from Melissa

because I really want you to feel comfortable in my house, right? So it's like- Bill really loves my parties. Bill always has a good time. Every time they come to our parties, they love it. And you know what, Bill always tells me he loves my sisters, he loves my family. Even John always says that to me.

Like, I have a great fun family and everybody appreciates them and loves that. You know what they didn't show in editing? What? I shot John Fuddle with a bow and arrow and I'm going to post it on my Instagram. Oh, you did? And they didn't. And they didn't show it.

So wait, wait, they didn't get it in, but you're going to, I want you to repost it so funny. Yeah. He took it like a champ that guy, but what a great party. We have fun. One thing we do is have fun. We do. Yeah, I know a couple things I didn't get to answer.

Like that the episode kind of left like unanswered, which were like a little annoying. The one thing about like, we saying I don't like G asleep over. That was a little annoying. Like that was a time that she wanted to sleep over the short house with her friends. And we were out of town. So I was like, I don't even let my own daughter. Like it's house with her friends and we were at a town.

So I was like, I don't even let my own daughter, like it's on a, because it's on a body, I mean, we're on the open bag, off for bed, there's drinking or whatever, partying, like I would never let any underage people, like sleep, but I have. There's a lot of action that's that happened on a bed. Yeah, and I hate that they didn't like answer that why

or that was kind of brought up in a negative way that was kind of weird That was like weird, right? Yeah, um that and then the only other thing is what else do I want to say? I mean there was oh some tweets in there like from my sisters from 2011 when everything was going down and people were calling me a stripper at the time So they were defending me which they. And I would always tell them to back me up again tomorrow. I wonder if they weren't even that bad of tweets. And then the fact that we're, it's just proving a little bit of a point that it's like, if we're still holding grudges from 2011, it's funny because we've had so many good times since then, all together as a family.

And all my sisters with your sister all together, within the last couple years, amazing times together. So it's so weird that that's being brought up also. There's just like, it was a fun episode overall, but there was a couple things that I thought were a little weird. But I'll, you know, those, what was your favorite part of the episode? Oh, the party, the whole party. I mean, um, which house husband do you have the most fun

with? Which? Yeah. Who do you like really have the most wild fun with? Well, honestly, I know who I think you have fun with. Evan, I think you and Evan have fun with. Well, honestly, you know, I think you have fun with Evan. I think you and Evan have fun together. I'm gonna get to that point. I'm gonna get who I have fun with. I'm gonna be honest with you. Is Frank, Joe Beningo, John Fudah, Evan, even Bill. Yeah, Bill's so much fun too. I have fun. You know, no, even though one thing, I really love everyone. The ones that are being corny, it's their problem. I don't even do anything, but I love, I can have fun with everyone.

You give me the bum on the street. I'll take them inside, I'll clean them up, and have a good time. It's so weird. I think Bill Aiden is actually so funny and a lot of fun. And even though Jennifer, even though his wife is so rude to my husband, I feel like she throws a random dig at you constantly in every episode or whatever it is,

I don't care. I'm not going to do that to her husband just to do it back. I truly like him and enjoy him. But anyway, I really do hope you guys enjoyed that episode. I thought it was a lot of fun to see my show house and I'm so grateful. We're very lucky to have that house. So we throw so many family parties. There's so much like fun is to be had and I'm so excited that it's like April it's almost time to go back to the show house. She changes chandeliers there three times too. I did. I did. I swear I did. I even thought

about taking some of these chandeliers there. Anyway, I'm really looking forward to my little birthday week. We are kind of having a nice dinner with our kids tomorrow night and then we're going to head off to Florida this weekend to spend some time with my sisters and my godfather and my mom. So it's just it's just love all around family time. I appreciate all of you out there. As always another year goes by I just you know I really just want to keep my eyes open and realize and just really be grateful for everything that is great in my life. This year moving forward, I want to pay attention to the positive and really, really, you know, not pay attention to the negative.

I want to be grateful for what we do have, you know. Yeah, I agree. Let's be grateful for what it is and live day to day and not worry about what's next and what's going to happen next. We have so many things in life to be grateful for that. I don't want to worry about like anything but what's happening now. Don't sweat the small stuff. Remember, we're all beautiful in our own way. Think positive every day.

Live life to your fullest work hard. Work very hard because if you don't work hard you cannot live life and Love you others like I love you, baby And be happy give compliments compets are beautiful. Don't keep the negative out of your heart, man Stop with the negative comments and give nice comments and you will feel better. I agree Yeah, you know what if you're one to give negative not to us to anybody try to put five positives out there to the people that you give negative to give negative, not to us to anybody. Try to put five positives out there to the people that you give negative to. See how that goes. Yeah, you have one rodeo.

All right, baby, happy birthday. I love you so much. Thank you. How much I do, I adore you. And I'm like a fine wine over here, you know? I just aged like a fine wine, baby. You get hotter and hotter. Oh God, thank you everybody.

We love you. And I will talk to you hotter and hotter. Oh, God. Thank you, everybody. We love you. And I will talk to you all next week. Hi. Ciao. Ciao. Areva Deirci. Bye. See you. No! No! All month long, I'm Pluto TV, streamed the biggest Tyler Perry movies free.

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