On Display with Melissa Gorga - Roasts, Toasts, and Hosts (w/ Joe Gorga)

Episode Date: May 9, 2024

Fresh off his recent "food poisoning" experience, Melissa invites Joe back onto the show to talk about the RHONJ premiere party at Margaret Joseph's house, what it's like watching your family evolve on reality tv, and the pretty shocking jokes made at the Roast of Tom Brady.  Melissa and Joe also reflect on the things that have kept their relationship so strong since joining the Bravo universe.  This week's sponsors:  Apartments.com - The Place to Find a Place: Apartments.com Blissy Pillowcases - Sleep Comfortably: Blissy.com/OnDisplayPod (30% off!) Liquid IV - Quick, Convenient, Easy Hydration: LiquidIV.com , promo code: MELISSA (20% off!) Peloton - At-Home Bike Rentals: Onepeloton.com/bike/rentals Pluto.TV - Stream Now, Pay Never: Pluto.TV 

You're on to touching. I'm talking about the food in Margaret's kitchen. Hi guys. Welcome back to On Display post-premier day, season 14. I have none other than the very drunken. Drunk. I think you're still I'm not kidding. I have Joe Gorgas. Frustrated.

You're frustrated. Say hi. Say hi to the people. Hi, people. Hi, everybody. These are the nice cities of mine people. They're nice to they like you. These are not these people are not not you. You're mean. I'm so mean. Mean. You're nice to me. They like you. These people are not. Not you. You're mean. I'm so nice to you. Mean. Mean. You're always mean. I'm like an angel from heaven. You think I'm mean when I like correct you or tell you when you're wrong. But anyway, guys, I hope you guys enjoyed the premiere of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Season 14 is officially here. Oh Lord, buckle up. It's actually a really great season

and I know so many people thought, they were like curious about what this season's gonna be like because of the splits and the friendship dynamics and just everyone was so curious of what it was gonna be like without. I wonder what everybody thought. Yeah, without the family. Did you get any comments today? I mean overall I like it

Yeah, it looked like everybody enjoyed it. Yeah, everybody enjoyed it I think it was like there's a huge curiosity, of course I'm like how we filmed this with the family not speaking So I think that was like a huge aspect of it but I've heard from very reliable sources Andy Cohen and production and the PR at Bravo, everyone that it is an amazing season, even though. So that's a good thing.

So congrats to all my Real Housewives of New Jersey girls, another year, cheers to that. We're actually waiting for the ratings, just so you guys know, to give you a little behind the scenes stuff. Like we only see, so I have not seen episode two yet. So I'm waiting to get it. We will get it.

Like, so if our show airs on Sunday, we'll probably get the episode on like Thursday or Friday so that we can actually see what's going on. I, I, I'm curious what this second episode is like. What do you think? Well, I can't remember. Actually, I think it's, second episode is like. What do you think? I can't remember actually. I think it's, oh, is it our party? I'm not sure, but either way, we're waiting for the ratings to come out also because the ratings will usually come out like tonight or tomorrow morning. So we're waiting on that. It's always fun when you're on a TV show to

like see how the season's rating, how the episode rated. So we're waiting on that. You know, Tony called me today. You know, he's the pool boy. He calls me early this morning. What did he say? And he says, um, he was crying. He was crying. Why? Yeah. It was crying. I thought something really happened and he, and he's just crying. And I go, what's the matter? He goes, I'm just sitting in my office and he's tearing up and he's like, I was watching the news and I just flipped over

and your show's on. And he goes, and I saw your dad. And your dad was talking about how he missed my mom and he was crying and he goes, he said, like he was bawling, he goes, remember your parents and we were just reminiscing because it was like a son to them. We've been friends since five years old.

He grew up in your house. And he goes, do you ever watch those episodes? I go, no. I see that, I chatted right off, I walk away. I said, it bothers me. Yeah, it's sad. Yeah, I just, I didn't tell you. I just remember that. Oh, he was legit crying. Oh my God. Yeah. It is sad. My sisters cry. My sisters cry too when they

see him. They love them so much. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. That's not me. And that's one thing about we see our kids in one year. They look completely different. So we watch them on TV and then we're, you know, and one year later, I'm like, oh my God, look how they grown. Even a food is kid, you see the food? Yeah, they like different children. It's insane. Joe and I were actually, so it was a rainy day here Sunday and you know, the premier day and it was raining all day

in New Jersey. So, you know, we just had Bravo on. So all they do is like repeat Jersey when they're about to show you the premiere. So we watch Bravo TV. We actually watched the Real Housewives of New Jersey episode after episode all Sunday long because we were just home waiting to go to the premiere party at Margaret's house, which we have to tell you all about after this. We're gonna tell you all about that. But we were watching all of reruns from when we were younger. Our kids, holy cow. I was literally just watching season 13, Gino and Joey look absolutely nothing right now like they looked in the last season. Like I'm not even exaggerating,

Gino and Joey look like little boys to me. And now they both look like they got so much bigger in one year. And that's actually crazy. It's hard for you, you know, for you guys at home that you obviously don't get to see your child year for year on TV or season for season on TV. It's crazy because you don't even realize how much

they change in one year. It's insanity. That's the only good thing about having being on TV. One good thing about being on this reality show, despite all the chaos and all that, the memories that you watch and you have and you really see you know, 14 years of footage Yes, you know, yeah, which is pretty cool. It is like getting a home movie a home video Whenever they put our scenes on and you know, I would love to hire someone eventually to just grab every scene Like of our personal package and we really film reality us us, in our home.

I don't know about others, I don't know, but our scenes are complete reality, so these are really, really memories. And our daughter just posted, which I just saw the other day, yesterday, she goes, first time I've ever watched a show she just started watching yeah she literally she'll watch episode here or there pretty cool you see that yep if you and I are watching she'll sit by us but she has never Antonia has never said like the show's on turn it on let's watch it like she doesn't watch the show like that so and now she's into it because

all her friends honestly what happened is all her friends at college are into it. So she hears about the episodes and they're like, your mom did this, your dad. So she's like, I just need to start watching. She's like, I don't even know what they're talking about half the time. Yeah, but that's what I like. That's what I love about my kids. They definitely take after me because they they don't give a shit. They've been on this TV screen for 14 years, right? And they really don't care.

None of them care. They don't care. Not one of them give a shit that they're famous. Not one of them care what they look like. Antonia barely will brush her hair before the cameras come in. Like, and you know, and legit, she's just like, who care? Like, she doesn't give a shit. She won't put it. She's not like that, like girl who's like. Like, and she, you know, and legit, she's just like, who care? Like, she doesn't give a shit. She won't put a she's not like that, like girl who's like, Oh my God, the cameras are coming.

Like, let me go put some makeup on and like lip. She's like, Oh, no, like, this is me. Thank God for me, man, because I raised these kids right. Yeah. I mean, you deserve a pitch. Just pitched my nipple. I'll pinch your nipple. I like my nipples being touched.

Oh, my God. Comeipple. I'll pinch your nipple every time. I like my nipples being touched. You know that. Oh my God. Come on. I need something. Oh my God. Enough with you. Guys, let's talk about this premiere party because we have to in order to discuss that I think that Joe is still drunk.

No, no, no. Shout out to Margaret Josephs. Oh my God. Through the best party. We had such a great time. I mean, first of all, I had my whole entire family there and everyone knows when my family's there it's gonna be a party. All of my cousins were there, my sisters were there, my mom was there, my aunt was there.

My nieces were there, the Marco clan ran deep. I had about 20 of us from the Marcos there and we are dancers. So the Marcos made a circle. We were dancing to every single song. Oh my God, there were so many fabulous gays that were booty popping and doing like the best. At one point somebody was like, I feel like we're in a gay nightclub and it was like the best night. The music was awesome. Not sure who the DJ was, but shout out to him.

The songs were great, but Joe Gorga was walking around as can be expected, pouring tequila and vodka down people's throats. And finally they flipped the switch on him, because these guys are getting so used to him doing that, right, that they started saying, no, you turn around, you take it, you do it. So he had to do it, he started doing it. But I always do it.

Don't, they didn't flip, don't, don't, don't try to put that out there. Last night was the most drunk I have ever seen you in like, since we were young, like in our twenties. It was a problem. I haven't seen a lot of people, right? So they come, come on, do a show me, do a show me, do a show. I didn't realize it.

There's so many shots. Yeah, but you can't do it. Wait, no, everyone comes up to us. That's the one thing when people see us in restaurants, when people see us at like a family party that they don't know us, but we're invited to the party, a thing like last night with 150, 150 people there, everyone wants to do a shot with us. That's the thing.

Brings us shots. Let's do a shot, let's do a shot. So Joe's the type, well they're offering you a shot, you gotta do it, it's rude. They're excited to have a shot with you. But I'm like, I cannot do 15 shots. It's not happening. But he takes every one that they give him.

I think I did like 62 shots last night. It was insane. No, it was making me a little nervous. And so he wasn't being belligerent or anything, but he was dancing. Like Joe was like booty popping. Like he doesn't even booty pop. And he was like bending over, shaking his butt.

See, I don't remember that. Oh my God, we were like, look at this guy. And then he was just like a little like hyper, you know. It was hyper. What do you mean hyper? So we go to leave and I can totally tell, like this guy is like feeling it, right? So as we're driving home,

so we didn't really eat much all night, but at the end of the night, we went into Margaret's kitchen, and I guess, you know, whoever catered the food put all the leftovers, and so Joe and I, before we got into the car, went to town. I ate? Yes, because I made you a big plate of food because it was like, this guy's gonna like, die.

See, that's what got me sick. Yes, it did because. I didn't even know I ate, you see guys. Well no, that's not what got you sick. You were drunk. Admit that you threw up. No, no, no. Just admit you were puking.

The food. Food poisoning. Joe will never admit it. Food poisoning. And so he knows that I get on him if he drinks, right? Like I get on him. I'm like, you're drunk. You get on her if I do anything.

If I brush my teeth, oh, you're doing it wrong. You gotta do it this way. No. You get on everything. She watches me're doing it wrong. You gotta do it this way. No. You get on everything. She watches me like a hawk. You know why? You're so obsessed. Oh my God.

Yeah. And she gets mad when I'm touching her and this and that. That's when you get mad because you're like, why has he touched me? So why is he not touching me today? Oh my God, Joe Corgar. You just sidetrack on conversations. Like I can't. I do? No. We're talking about the same shit.

You're on to touching. I'm talking about the food in Margaret's kitchen. Yeah. I told you it's food poisoning. Okay. It was not food poisoning. We all ate the food and everybody's fine. Stop blaming the food for your over-excessive drinking. It's the way you drive. Summer requires extraordinary hydration that's built for every day dehydrating moments and that's where Liquid IV comes in to save the day. Liquid IV hydrates you with benefits like electrolytes, essential vitamins and clinically tested nutrients with three times the electrolytes of your leading sports drink plus eight vitamins

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But it's like. She just admitted it. You know like I'm not gonna lie. I told Joe all day, just now when we sat to do the pot, I'm like my stomach is like. And I keep remembering like we were starving at the end and it was a big thing of corn

that was like creamy and spicy and we ate it. And we ate like some spicy chicken. And so we get in the car and Joe's just like, and I'm looking at his face and he keeps rolling down the window for the fresh air. And I'm like, Oh no, I know when someone does that means you're about to puke and you need some fresh air Because you don't know how to drive you slam on the brakes every minute. You're getting me car sick He can't admit it. And so he was like he literally just can't admit it. So

He's like a tiny here. I gotta roll down the window. It's hot in here I gotta roll down the window and then I'm like Joe you're gonna puke like what do you do? He's a no just hot in here. Then we get home to the house and I'm like, you're drunk. Like you totally are. And he was like, no, I just gotta go in the bathroom for a minute. You're puking in the bathroom.

No, I was not. Yeah, you were. Did you see it? Yes. Did you see it? Yeah. It's like you're in like in court. Did you see with your own eyes?

No, no, no. Yeah, answer the question. Did you puke? No, what did you do? Nothing? You didn't I spit You know, I had a gag in my that corn came out of my mouth. Oh my god. He threw up. I know I did not no And I got up late guys I I woke up late this morning an hour later than I wait. He never Knock that's how I knew he never knock It's up like you always get up before me your alarm goes off an hour before mine You're out of the bed way before my alarm goes off. My alarm goes off. I'm hitting it

Never in my life is Joe still in the bed this I look I I'm like, oh my God, you're still in the bed. I was like, he's hurting. Yeah, but I had a rough, I had a long weekend. I only slept the night before. I had my comedy show, so I only slept three hours. Okay, can we investigate this here for one second? The state of our bathroom, the rolling down the windows, the fact that you woke up late this morning is all leading

me to believe that I was this court that I am right here. Trying to go through something. Yeah, I'm like, you know, you were going to the jury needs to review the evidence. You know what it is? It's not that it's fine if you were. I hate that you never admit it. You will not say I was drunk. Yes, I drank too much.

Oh, you're right. Melissa got tipsy. You are so stubborn, old school Italian, like you refuse to say that you were drunk. I, and listen, let me tell you something. You should appreciate me. I don't get violent. I don't get sloppy, spilling, falling.

You don't even know I'm drunk. Why, because I have a good time? We all had a good time. We all had a good time. If you booty pop a little bit, of course. Ladies, DM me please. There's 75 gay guys there. They're all booty popping. So you booty pop too?

Yeah. Listen, I go with the crowd. We had a good time. I felt like I was on Fire Island. I was loving it. It was so much fun. I was like, we all need to go out again without the men. This is so fun. I don't know. Listen, I want my listeners to tell me, does your man admit to you when he drank too much or when he feels like he's a little dizzy or when he feels like, you know, when you can clearly tell your man is a little tipsy and he's going to the other side, will your man admit it? Because I have, I can name five girlfriends right now

that their men are exactly the same. Exactly the same as you. I don't want to call them out on it, but they never admit it either. Ever, ever, ever. I got a lot of men that can admit a lot of things about their wives. Lot.

Why do you always have to tip for tats? I could, I just can. You want to put that out there we I could put out crazy You know anyway wasn't it a great party. We had churros. What was your favorite? was it any fun member Dorinda was there I swear I think to rent a guys is like the Like a New Jersey housewife. She if she lived in Jersey She would be casted on this show in two seconds. She fits in so good with us No we should get her on. She lives in New York. Well she'll move to Jersey get an apartment. What other any fun encounters? I tell you the party was great no the party was awesome it really was

and if people saw it online on social media it was hopping like it was a club. We were dancing. It was crazy it really was we had a great time And you know, it was great the whole entire crowd was great Everybody there was there to have a good yes. No drama. No bullshit and everybody had a great time Our only issue was like we had a little problem with the sound so we were like trying to hear the TV We were putting the mic up against the TV So I feel like all of those people really wanted to see the premiere. They definitely went home and tonight they're rewatching, which by the way, I almost want to rewatch it tonight. No, because it was different than the, than the, the cut. It was, it felt different. I saw different things. Yes. So now I got

to watch it. I didn't even see it. I think it was a little different And you know me I never like I never watch anything. I gotta watch it But anyway, so what else is going on Joe Gorgas? Do you know I got some news for you that you might not know What are you aware that we are? We are the longest running couple on Bravo TV not for long man. Not for long Wow, baby? That's so amazing, honey. Really, we are? We are the longest standing couple on Bravo.

That I'm a housewife that has never been demoted, never became a friend of, and has had a marriage. Wow. Yeah, so we are the longest running couple on Bravo. Would you like to say a couple words or tell me how you feel about that or who do you owe that to? Is there a reason you and I have made it through the rough?

Where it's a struggle for a lot of the other couples? I owe it to myself because all the love that I put into you, I do, I do. I'm touching you right now and I want to make love right now. Oh my God. This is not what the people want to hear. They want some real advice. No, really.

No, listen. Obviously it's true love. No, not only true love. I'm saying we're not just talking about couples here. We're talking about a couple on reality television and the housewives more than anything. We've had rumors shot at me rumors shot at you Accusation I got allegations here name all the a's whatever it is They've come at us and we have survived. So why Joe Gordon survived? I tell you why because

have survived. So why Joe Gordon survived? I tell you why. Because every allegation about you or me, we're all wrong. And I really know who you are. And you really know who I am. Now, if, if you were out there doing something, and I heard these allegations, right? There'd be a big problem between us, right? And vice versa. It's it's doesn't bother me because I know exactly who you are. Okay, so that's the allegations part. There's a lot more though that goes into, like I remember when Tamara Barney got her first, she was the first one to get a divorce on Housewives, right? Like we watched her, I want to say she was like the first divorce that we watched happen on Housewives history. But that wasn't over anything cheating. That was over because you also have to put into the aspect, yeah, we've had rumors and we debunked them and all those things. But what about just two people battling for attention on a TV show or a husband not being able to accept that his wife is a public figure that gets a lot of attention everywhere she goes. The husbands get jealous. The husbands, you know, there's a, there's so many aspects to what, what happens to divorce.

It's not just cheating. And it all depends on, you know, how the person, when they do get the attention, they act. You can get all the attention in the world, but when you come home, you stay humble, you stay sweet, you love your person, and you put attention into them. Now, things happen when these people are getting divorced is I'm going to tell you, 100, 1000% being a man on this show is yes, your wife gets taken away mostly because it's a housewife show. It's based around them. But if they're out and they get too conceited and it gets to their head and they start going out and

they start thinking it's about them and a man gets like, you know what, screw this shit. I worked all day. I built this whole life and now you're changing and vice versa. Think if it was the guy doing the same thing for the woman. I stayed home or I worked and I made your babies and here you are you're going out and you think you're God no If keep it if you keep it tight and you keep it humble together listen, we're in this together I grow you the lady who gets on she also because it's housewives, right? Can't get too big for her britches, right?

So she still needs to remain like you're saying she can't walk around the house with like With an attitude and conceited and saying like I'm a freaking star, make your own freaking egg type thing. Well, 90% does happen. 9090. Let's say 95% of the people in this world, it does go to your head, right, because it is a different world. And, you know, I, you know, I don't want to sound stupid or not, but I've always felt, I've always was the popular kid. I've always made people laugh in school. I always was one of the best athletes.

I was the MVP in a big town. So for me, and I'm not bragging about me, what I'm saying is, to me, is this didn't phase me. I still was the humble husband. I wanted my kids. I wanted my wife. Where I could have lost my mind too. My shit, right? And the same thing with you.

Yeah. And it's really about like don't mix up the attention you receive in public with the attention your relationship needs at home. Correct. Right? I mean, at the end of the day, that's really a fact. And I think that you and I both are very cross your T's and dot your I's when it comes to our relationship and like our kids and our family.

So neither of us was going to give the other person any slack to slip. And there's been times probably, and I would say mainly we got to look, I mean, you are a very prominent house husband to slip. And there's been times probably and I would say mainly we gotta look I mean you are a very prominent House husband opposed to most of the other franchises I would say you're the most prominent husband on all the Housewives shows right like you're definitely the most known you do interviews every season like a God bless you. Does that make it true when they sneeze during the speech?

But no, I'm just saying like, you know, you you have a bigger platform than most of the other men You're you know, you're a little more like into it and you do the interviews and it's about your family and the whole thing so I think that We both remains Humble and calm because you also receive almost the exact amount of attention as I do when you're out. It's not just like, oh, your wife's a housewife.

You get like, what's up, Joe? So it's like the two of us kind of did this together. We came in it together. Not one of us is really a bigger star than the other. You are a bigger star. You will always be a bigger star. Thank you, honey. That's nice.

And you are, and I mean that. That was cute, Jeff. No, but really, you are. Listen. No, but there's no one who knows me that doesn't know you type of deal. I like to see you on this platform, even when you were singing. I loved it, right? It was great.

You did. Listen, I think I had really? It was great. I really did. I listened. I think I had really good songs. I'm just saying it was bad timing and I was young and scared. But the songs at the time, I thought they're really good. I liked them. I thought I was like, holy shit.

I still like them. I'm like, I got a star here. He thought I was going to make you some kind of Rihanna money. Yeah, where the hell is that money? Joe is making me studios in the basement. He's like, go baby, go. I got Rihanna in my basement. Yeah, yeah.

I'm still getting up at 5.30 in the morning. Sorry, babe. My lungs. Put those work boots on. Yeah, sorry. I'm not that good. But I did have fun with it. I do appreciate it.

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I think like, for instance, at that party, right? There were a lot of couples there last night. But wherever you looked, you probably, you found Joe and I, we were near each other a lot of time. We danced together, but then you go hang with the guys for a little bit and then you come back around and then, you know, I don't know. I think we do have fun together

and we do enjoy the same thing. Last night was one of the nights really that we probably weren't together a lot, but we were like I would always. You would pop up by me. She'll jump on me. Soon as I saw him bend over to booty, booty pop, I saw walk right the other way. I was like, I'm out of here, bro. Shut the hell up.

This is not for me. What are you doing, Joe? Joe wants to run to Fire Island. He's like bending over. Let that coochie breathe. Let me tell you something. The gays have fun, boy. Shake that ass for Drake.

Now shake that ass for me. There you go. The gays are killing it, man. So they have moves. Some of the guys there yesterday had moves. I mean, you know, they were like Britney Spearing. They were, you know, they got Joe, Joe, when he's a little tipsy, which he was last night, thinks that like, whatever you can do, I can do better.

That's just Joe. So he's watching these guys like bust a move. I'm talking rhythm coming out their pores. And Joe's like, Oh yeah, me too. Trying to do the dance right next to him. I was like, coming out there, pores. And Joe's like, Oh yeah, me too. Trying to do the dance right next to him. I was like, Jesus Lord, Joe. Here's the deal. Here's the deal. I am just the funnest guy in the room. And that's it. And I am. I don't mean to be, I don't act. I just have fun. I like to have fun. I like to work hard and play hard. That's it.

So I can be with anybody and have a good time. That's what I like to do. And listen guys, I know we mentioned last week about being able to do the call-ins where you guys are going to be able to call in and ask us some questions. And we are trying to get that together. We weren't able to figure it out for this week. It's because of the premiere. There was like so much going on.

But within the next couple of weeks, we we are gonna figure out like doing that. And when I do, I'm gonna announce it on Instagram, like the day of, and I'm gonna give you a number to call in or to click on, something like that. So just whenever you see that on Instagram, you know it's that day and it's happening that day. You click on it and you'll be able to go into some type of like waiting room.

You'll have to wait a minute and then or a little bit to see. Hopefully we pick on you or whatever it is. We're going to just pick random numbers and hopefully get in and be able to say hi to us. But we will definitely do that. I promise it's just going to take a week or two, a couple weeks to get that together. On that note, can I, can I, I want to thank, I just had a comedy show this Saturday in Pennsylvania. Okay, yes. And I would love to thank everybody that came out there and supported me and you guys were amazing. I really, really truly mean that.

Everybody in that crowd, you guys were great. The boat shows that I had, unbelievable. You made my night. I was in the next room over and there was, yeah, there was line, L-I-N-E, line dancing. Yeah, line dance. There was line dance, which I loved. It was great. And there's people having a good time and learning that there was a teacher to learning that. But what I just want to thank everybody you guys were awesome and it's such a pleasure to perform for a great crowd man. It really it really was man and I had a good time doing it and so shout out to you guys.

Thank you so much. Tony the pool boss. I went. Yeah my boy. The pool boss. Tony the pool guy. Yeah. I had my Tony the pool guy. Yeah I had my Tony the pool boy

Was like what do we call him? He's Tony the pool boy. Yeah, everybody's like Tony Yeah, because you know I was feeling it and everybody was and you know It just felt like home and when you could be yourself, it was on. I was on fire. So it was nice, but thank you everybody. Wait, let's jump to this conversation real quick. Did you, did you guys see this roast? It just aired last night.

It was called the Roast of Tom Brady. So first of all, Kevin Hart killed it as the host, absolutely killed it. Everyone said he was amazing. He's one of our favorite people. He's my boy. He's the man. And we met him and how great he was. He was so talented. He spent time with us guys. Like when we met him, he didn't just be like, Hey, here's your picture. Keep it moving. We went to the premiere of his movie. He stood with us for a good 10, 15 minutes. We did a few shots of his tequila.

Yes. You know, we hung out. He was very nice. You know what I said to him? Here's what I said, I said, you keep being you. And I said, I really appreciate it. And it shows that you're a great guy. And you know what?

He gave me a big hug and he was like, I like that. I love that you realize that, which was nice. Yeah, he's really, really great. It's crazy how far he's come from that one scene in the 40 year old Virgin. Like that's what put him on the map, right? And he is a major, I mean, he's a superstar. Mega star. He's a mega, yeah.

He's one of the big ones. So wait, so for this roast, I am wondering, because there's so many stars in the room at this roast, this three hour long roast, okay? There's so many stars in the room, and I'm talking like major comedians. Nikki Glaser was there, and she was absolutely hilarious, Joe.

Like such a hilarious bit, yes. So Tony, Tony Hinchcliffe had one of the best roast sets ever. Really, really, really funny. I'm gonna we're gonna watch this tonight. Tonight when you're done, we're gonna watch this. Hysterical but here's one of the things I do wonder. If you're Tom Brady and you sign up for this and you say, hey, I'm gonna enter a room and I'm gonna let everybody in the room roast me and I'm gonna let the best of the best roast me like I was wondering do you get to pre-approve just topics I'm not saying that you would get to pre-approve the jokes right but like as a major celebrity a major star like Tom Brady athlete like that, are you going to

say, listen, this subject's off limits. Giselle is off limits because it is going to hurt my children. Like do you can't do that? No, you can't do that. So I know why there's nothing then what are you going to roast them on? I mean, you really got to you need that as a comedian. I mean, you need it. You can't, I can't do it. No, man. They're honoring you. You better sit there and take it. You know, that's an honor. It's an honor that he like to fleet gate. What about the whole deflate gate scandal? There was a joke about the Patriots owner going to one of those little special massage he places to chew, chew, chew, chew, he used to get a little happy ending or more who the hell knows. Um, and they, they started to do,

they started to do a little bit on that and Tom literally stepped in and told the comedian not to say anything more about that. Like literally put a hold on it. And I literally made them stop talking about it. So obviously they don't pre-approve subjects because that must have been an off limits to Tom. He actually got caught telling the guy like, no, cut this. I do not want this in there, which is funny.

Which I love about him because he obviously respects and he cares about that coat or the owner and he's being his boy man and he backed them up and I love that about him. Shows that he's a man, really. Probably because he was thinking to himself, guys, this is the roast Tom, not roast Tom's guys. Do you know what I mean? Because he's like, listen, I signed up for this. He did not. Like, this is not fair.

Right. Which you got to give him credit for that. I agree. Can we talk about Kim Kardashian, Joe? Wait till I tell you this. What? You know, I felt bad. They booed her.

She was one of the stars who got to go up to the podium and do a little roast. First of all, I'm in shock that, are you in shock that they asked her to go up at a stage like this to be a comedian type person? What do you think? Is it an odd call? Yes, because you know what, number one, you're not a comedian and you're not sitting up

with all these number one comedians. You know, why they do that? And you know, maybe they just, you know why she's there? For more ratings. They needed extra ratings. Really, they used her for extra ratings. I'm being honest.

What about the fact that she killed it the last time she was on SNL? She did kill it. So I'm thinking maybe they were like, listen, she did a really good job on SNL. She's rumored to be dating him. It's a ratings phenomenon for Netflix. And they're like, hey, she's rumored to be dating him. It's a ratings phenomenon for Netflix and they're like, hey, let's try it. Rumor to be dating who? Tom Brady. There was like rumors that

she was out dating him, whatever. Yeah, but they must have had maybe a little one night thing or something. Well, we don't know. We don't know. But here's the- Never. It is from dating. Wait, I didn't even tell you about this yet. On top of the fact that they asked her to do this, and you have to give her credit for actually saying, I'm gonna get up on that podium, and I'm gonna, you're going against some of the best comedians in the world, literally.

And you have to give her credit for going up there. And what I don't like is that they booed her. They kept booing her. They would not let her finish. And you know what? I kind of liked the way she acknowledged them doing it because she was like, all right, okay, all right. In other words, I hear you. I hear what you're saying. And you know what? I just think that she acknowledged them, but she did dismiss them, which she should. She dismissed them.

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like what Ben Affleck also, he addressed the haters. He got up and addressed the haters. He was getting slammed because he was like a little unhinged and he called the internet trolls bitches. He was like, he was like, you guys are out there talking shit all right behind your effing keyboard and that doesn't make you a fan that makes you a little bitch is like basically what he said right but like do you agree with

them kind of kind of agree with like you know but like yeah but listen I'm gonna be honest I don't even listen to him who the trolls the troll I don't listen to them no but you can't totally act like they're noise obviously, but my point to you is like you think we deal with nothing compared to what Ben Affleck, JLo, Kim Kardashian, like these people, the bigger you are, the more haters you have. It's just facts. Which is good. The bigger you get, the more haters you have. It's just facts. Which is good. The bigger you get, the more haters you get. I'll never forget Justin Bieber saying that once.

The more haters you have, the more popular you are. I never understood that because he used to say that way back in the day. Look what these people deal with. I like the haters. I like them because then I know I'm doing good. If you have no haters, that means you're kind of bland. That means you're flatlining somewhere. You got to ruffle feathers a little bit.

But anyway, so anyone who has not seen that on Netflix, you need to check it out. It's pretty amazing. I'm going to have Joe watch it tonight because he loves all things comedy. But before we leave, I just need to tell you guys, Gino Gorga, placidityclothing.com. Guys, this is a real true thing. Gino and his friend created a clothing brand called Placidity, which means- Tell them what it means.

Yes, it means a state of calmness, which I absolutely love. Guys we Joe, did we help him with this? Nothing, nothing. They came back. He told us about it. He showed me the Shopify app. He ordered the clothes with his friend together.

I have nothing to do. It's not my vendors. It's not my people like where I get my envy sweatshirts, completely separate. They went and found, they went to four different places and they found a nice spot and they did a great job. I'm so proud of them. And a state of calmness. And you know where he got that from? Is being a wrestler, right? So you get people talk about you, taunt you when you're on a wrestling mat they want to they want to screw your head up because you you can instantly get ag aggravated and you and you

get mad and now you get sloppy not genome man he stays he's always he's so focused and he has taught me a lot of things where I know I might snap or I'll get more mad and when you get mad you you get sloppy. And even in business, it depends how you react. When I was younger, an inspector came around and did something on a job and was meaner. I would flip out on him. Now I sit, I relax and I sit, okay,

let's defuse the situation. You have some placidity. Yes. Yeah. And if you could talk about it, and you get over the situation instead of getting nasty and mean and yelling. So that's, you know, I'm so... That's true.

And so you know what, guys, if you want to go ahead and support Gino, we're very, very, very proud of him him the sweatshirts Are amazing the t-shirts are amazing the sweatshirts sweat pants to Matt like everything. It's actually very high-end and a great line So if you want to support two high school boys that are listen Amazon started in the garage, right? I mean come on. They did you never know? He could be you know he could be Gino Gorgoth, the Amazon guy, the Placidity Clothing line. But no, seriously, guys, we are proud of him. I think it's cute. I think he sees how hard his parents work,

and I do love that they have a strong work ethic and that he's doing this. And in high school, listen, kids can get into trouble. There's plenty of other things they could do in their spare time, and the fact that this is what he is doing, we are very proud of him. So if you want to support their great sweatshirts, great sweats, placidityclothing.com. We're also going to go pick Antonia up. Would you believe her round is done? She's FaceTimed you, right? The other day. What'd she do? She always say FaceTimes me. She's FaceTimed you, right? The other day. Yep. What'd she do? She always FaceTimes me. She talks.

She loves me. Me and her have that bond, boy. You jealous? A little bit. Always. Antonia and Joe are very close. They're very close. I'm very close with my friend.

She'll sit on the phone with me for hours. I'm working. Me too, though. So wait, she FaceTimes me from this bubbly brunch the other day and she just said, I feel like I'm you right now. I'm having brunch. And I was like, oh my God, she FaceTimes me, but she kind of, she FaceTimes you more than may think. I don't know. I don't know. Anyway, everybody wants to know how your doctor's visit was. How was it? How was the colonoscopy? Is it as bad as they say? Would you give us something?

I'll be honest, it's really not as bad as they say. They talk about drinking this stuff like it's so bad. It's really not that bad. Yeah, you ran to the bathroom a hundred times that night. I actually liked it, you know, because I liked it. It was great. Clear your system. You cleared your system, you feel good,

and you go in a room, big deal and they put you to sleep they start talking a little they're like good night we'll see you later out and you're out and then you wake up yeah you were loopy when you woke up yeah yeah you were funny you were loopy I was making all my phone calls you know I don't even how many people told me I called them like at work calls to they're like oh you were trying to order this material They thought you were drunk probably they said nothing cuz I told them they said I said I just got out of a colonoscopy Like ten vendors they were like, oh my god, you were so funny even a TD Bank woman

So overall they give you your health right there. Everything's good. Everything was healthy Everything's good. God Joe Gorgas good no pal ups or whatever it was called So that's a good thing and you know, you don't have to do it again for 10 years So you do one thing he did that the one thing they said to me They said you got to release the poison a little bit more. No, he didn't say that. It's gonna get you really sick. No. He said, they did, they did.

And what else did they say? That's it, they said, they said, yeah, you get it. All right, guys, well listen, there is a new episode on Sunday nights, you know, episode two, but even more important than that, I will be live on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen Sunday night, so make sure. Who's the guest?

I'm going to be with Meghan McCain. Who's that? Oh my. He said, who's that? I'm going to be with Meghan McCain. She's very political. She was on The View. I've actually been on the show with her before.

She requested to be on with me. So John McCain's daughter. I mean, you totally know who she is. If you saw her, I got to say she was on the view for a while. So I'm on watch what happens live guys, make sure you guys tune in to watch what happens live after the episode I will be there. I always have so much fun with Andy on the show. So love you guys. I hope you have an amazing week an amazing weekend and I

will see you Sunday on TV. Bye guys. Love you guys. I hope you have an amazing week, an amazing weekend, and I will see you Sunday on TV. Bye guys. Love you. Hey everybody, I'm Julie and I'm Brandi and we're from the Dumb Gay Podcast. Now you may know us from the People's Couch on Bravo or as hosts of the Vanderpump Rules After Show, which was also on Bravo. But both of those shows are canceled now. Now we have the Dumb Gay Podcast, where we talk about politics and current events like we're talking about reality TV.

If you'd rather watch Real Housewives than the news, then you need to be tuning into our podcast. Yeah. And by the way, we didn't just start this podcast. We've done Ben Havit. So for everyone who's rolling their eyes going, oh, not them too. No, we've been here. So whether you pay attention to politics or not, it doesn't matter because you're definitely not hearing it like this. We're vulgar, we're crass, we're angry, we're inappropriate, and we're drunk half the time. Half? Seriously though, if you want to be part of the conversation but you feel like you don't know how to jump in, consider checking out our Dumb Gay Podcast. It's available everywhere you get your podcasts. Move over Andy Cohen and Kyle Richards. It's Joe Biden and Kamala Harris time.

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