On Display with Melissa Gorga - Tea Time! Part I (w/ Two T's in a Pod)

Episode Date: March 9, 2023

There's so much to talk about, we had to do a two-parter! Melissa brings on the women who know all about navigating drama on and off camera, Tamra Judge and Teddi Mellencamp, from the The Two T's in a Pod podcast.  We get down on the recent Vanderpump scandal, getting into trouble with current RHONJ castmates, and Melissa plays a game of "Crossing the T's" where we get some real hot takes from two ladies who hold nothing back.  Be sure to check out Part II of this chat on the latest Two T's in a Pod episode, out now!    Two T's in a Pod - Podcast 

Listen, I love a cover band as much as the next person, but any guy that goes with a mustache on tour singing cover band songs is a full-blown douche lord. All right guys, we're back with on display. Super excited today because we're going to talk Bravo drama and all the recent happenings. So you know what, I figured why not? Pull on two ladies that know all about the TV world, the reality TV world, they keep it real,

they hold their own on and off camera. Ladies and gentlemen, I have Tamara Chudge, Teddy Melanchamp from the two teas and pod podcast. Hi ladies. Hey, two twats checking in. Oh my God, your two twats that are teams been 20. You guys are eating two today, you're hungry. We are.

Right. So we did Jeff Lewis live this morning. I got up at four in the morning to get here. It took me three hours to drive to LA because I'm in rush hour traffic, sucked balls. I can't even tell you. God here had a cup of coffee and now my breakfast is some pretzels, some pretzels and a bottle of champagne. You know, I don't even want to hear the word ozemic anymore because of all of the drama. First of all, it was Jeff Lewis who, did you accuse Kyle of being on a zapping? No, of course I didn't. No, I did not accuse. Why, see, why do you have to

use that word? Accused? No, that's what that has a limited vocabulary. That's what the blog says. Oh, I know. So let's start listening to the blogs, Tamar, Jesus Christ, then we're all murderers at this point. I was being, I was being fictitious. I know. I know. I know. Really're more all murderers at this point. I was being, I was being facetious. I know. I know. I know. Really meaning that's what you said. But the story has been played for like three months now. I've never let it go.

I've never seen anything like it. First of all, it was Jeff. It's crazy. It was Jeff Lewis who started it. He started it. He got her. Yes. I got, guys, I just want to say I'm

offended for Monzorno and Wagovie that they don't get the love that Osempit gives because we don't know for fact Hand it out is freely. We don't know which one anyone's on by the way and first and foremost Well, let me just tell you he's the one who said he thinks that Kyle is on this and I said to him I think she looks amazing. Oh is she she, and basically, he's like, no, I'm like, wow, good for her. She looks amazing. That's all that happened. It turned into a frenzy.

I even text Kyle. I even text Kyle. I was like, girl, this is crazy. She's like, I know. I was like, listen to it. She's like, no, I'm not even mad. A little bit, like she totally gets the headline was all twisted.

I'm so over, I'm over it. I'm over the whole ozemic talk. I don't even want to hear about it anymore. Like I really legit can't even. There are people that are on it that should not be on it and they're on it for the wrong reasons. I agree that you know what I will agree with you on with that. There's people that absolutely should not be on it. But right. And those are the same people. We all could be fall priv preview to this that used too much filler used too much Botox use too much this too much that like we can't throw stones at certain situations when we all act in ways to alter our body stones at this okay

so you never had a face look I did I had a necklace so different than injecting your body with a diabetic drug that don't not if the doctor prescribed it to somebody. We don't know is when we, Joe Shmo Med Spot is prescribing these. All right, welcome to our lives together. I see this. I actually like the banter between the two of you and how you disagree on this. But can we please talk Vanderpump for two seconds? Why? Oh, we've been talking about it for one hour.

I haven't talked about it for five days. Okay, but here's my question to you, ladies, because I know you know gossip and stuff. Why do you think, now we've definitely seen cheating scambles before, right? We've seen plenty on the celebrities, bravo liberties, whatever. Why is this one taking over?

Like it's being held to a very, very high standard, it's on our timelines for three days straight, like, and I'm not belittling this affair at all, but like, why is this one so much larger on a scale that's like insanity with the press, with our timelines? Why are we taking this one so much more serious in the right way? One, I think it's age demographic.

I think because they're between the ages of 28 and 40, those are people that are very active on social media. And the bloggers, I think that's their key demographic. I think it's because she's got her friends. That's the second part. Yeah. And you're screwing your friends, boyfriends? Right.

You want to show that did, I mean, not got you on a show, but made you feel welcome on a show. If we were, you know, hanging out together all the, we'll be doing, hang out. And I was boning her husband. I mean, that is like the ultimate betrayal. That is major news. Old Smith betrayal.

Yes. That is major news. Just having an affair is small potatoes compared to having an affair with somebody. And this affair has gone on for six or seven months or so. Yeah, like at least I feel like personally, I think it's gone on a lot longer than that. I feel like these two were like majorly in love, like wearing each other's necklaces. She has a sweatshirt on.

They're dressing up as each other for Halloween. I think they have like a true, like they fell in love with each other. Did you see that he, but they're sick. The fact that they didn't come, you know, like he didn't come clean and said, listen, he didn't have enough respect for Ariana to say, hey, I fell in love with somebody. Uh, I've been cheating on you. Like he let it go for this long.

He got how much longer was he going to let this go on? Sleeping together in his house allegedly. There's so many disgusting factors about this. It's just, it's nauseating. Because he knew, he knew that this was gonna be the backlash. That was gonna happen. This was not gonna be an easy one to let go of. But he could have made it easy by saying to her,

hey, you know, on camera, he could have done this the right way. He could have said, listen, Ariana, I love you. You're my best friend, but we're in a situation now where what we once wanted nine years ago where you didn't believe in marriage And you didn't want to have I fucking Ariana. I mean, I'm fucking a Raquel Rachel Rachel My name's Rachel Rachel like how like no like you could have said that at the beginning If you would have said that at the beginning, if you would have said that at the beginning, they would be in a better situation than seven or however

long down the line. Bringing more people, what I hate more than deception is being the last to freaking now. Agreed. 100 being lie inside it is the freaking worst. I mean, either way, who are you mad at more? Are you more mad at Tom or Rachel? We talk more about Rachel. I say Tom and Rachel.

I think they're both. I'm mad at Tom's mustache to be perfectly honest. I think it's disgusting. It ruined him. I don't like it either. It's like I got over the space in between his teeth, but the mustache is where I can't really draw the line. It gives like a dirty vibe or something.

It comes off very dirty. It's like a porn. It's very porn life. It's very porn life. It's very porn life. It's very porn life. It's very porn life. It's very porn life.

Like you better have huge dick energy to be having that mustache. Like because I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I thought that I would have seen him cheating with Tom. Before I would see him cheating with Rock Hell Rachel, what a her name. Okay, Tamara, that was the first thing that came out of Joe's mouth, out of my mouth. We have done plenty of appearances with them at, I think it was Mohican's son. We've done the hard rock opening together. I've been booked plenty of times with the two Tom-toms and multiple times just from the way

they were dressed and just certain things I said, these guys are 100% gay. And I really thought, especially this time, I thought he was gay. And this kind of confirms that he's not gay because I think a lot of people thought that he- I don't think he confirms anything. Well, we were at TomTom with after the MTV Awards. And he his hands were all over the male strippers.

Right, I mean, he could be by. He were there. He could be by. Well, all over the male strippers. Right. I mean, he could be by. He could be by. Well, I think he's very fluid. I think he's for whoever wants to give him attention. Really? I think that's what he's for. I mean, don't think he has a preference.

You don't think he really, do you think that there's a... Everybody has a preference. I mean, I think he is a true narcissist. Wow. And he thinks he can get away with anything. I mean, granted. he is a true narcissist. Wow. And he thinks he can get away with anything. I mean, granted, we had a fun time. He hasn't gone away with anything now. Well, he got away with shit for nine years

blaming other people. Did he really, though? I mean, it's a pretty long time. No, this is not getting away with it. This is like, he is at the bottom. I mean, are we canceling him? Is that what's going to happen? Because this can't stop?

I don't think you should be canceled for cheating. And in my opinion, even like the good morning America stuff where that the Amy and they got kicked off the show. Like, I don't agree with that either. So they're on shit at home. Yeah. I don't think you should be canceled for it. Yes, maybe watch the show and learn from it and go,

gosh, if I'm in it, I'll be America. I think it's time to be done. I think is 100% fucked for a while now. Like, show me pregnant a year from now on the show and learn from it and go, gosh, if I'm in it, I think he's time to be done. I think is 100% fucked for a while now. Like, he showed me pregnant a year from now on the show. Nobody like driving all the other things he does on this platform to make money. Nobody's going to touch him anymore. Wait, wait, wait, what are you waiting? Teddy Teddy, who's going to be pregnant?

Rachel? Guaranteed Rachel is going to be engaged and pregnant with any year from now. That's going to be their cover story. I'm calling it now. She is going to say we fell in love and he fell in love. He left Ariana because she didn't want to have a conventional marriage and have babies. That's what she's gonna say though. That's gonna be their escape route. It is bullshit. Let's talk about the fact that she's the other woman. She's going to put up with the fact that the guy that is so in love with her is still Shacking up with his girlfriend of nine years. Like I would say like listen, you're boning me and and going home to her. You either cut this off now or I'm cutting you off. you are. We're already seeing that he's entering her apartment. TMZ caught it off camera. Her and him entering her apartment after leaving the house that he's with Ariana.

I mean, they're both disgusting. I saw this. I saw that. And you know, that's what made me think. I didn't know if she was going to run for the hills after this because she's in Paris and now they're in Paris. They lost it. No, I heard there's plans that they are going to stay together. Okay. That's that's another question that I had. I'm like, is she going to say, oh, I have to save myself now and get away from this guy? Are they going to just come out thriving together?

No, no, she's her only chance of continuing on this show is if she's aligned with Tom. There's no way she exists on Vanderpump rules without him now. What? Because all the girls are done. Right. Well, the question is, like, what is the future of the show now? Well, the future of the show now is seeing a bunch of 40-year-olds trying to get fine dudes in LA, which is impossible.

Yeah, but I kind of feel like the other women on the show are not going to film with her. I wouldn't film with her. Teddy, I always forget that they're 40. How old are you, Teddy? They're your age, aren't they? They're our age. Tom is 42 years older than me. So he's my age. There we go. So you're, you're, you're

younger. I'm a year younger than Tom. So when people are like, they're young, they don't know any better. Just because they supposedly work at a bar does not mean that they're young. Yeah. It's insane. And I always forget that. I feel like we're dealing with like a douche bag. Anybody that listen, I love a cover band as much as the next person, but any guy that goes with a mustache on tour singing cover band songs is a full blown douche lord. Oh my god, we are killing these people. I mean, listen, he's going to, it's going to take him a minute to win back anybody. My real question also is Lisa Vanderpump.

She owns Tom Tom, right? So what do you think she's going to do? Is she going to like save this for them? Is she going to come on watch what happens live and try to smooth it out a little bit? Because this is her business as well. Or what is she going to do? She's going to be on the she's going to be on this week. She's on this week.

She's doing it. Yes. Get alone. Yes. I mean, it's going to be interesting. It's just for her to say. I's on this week, she's doing it. Yes, get alone. Yes. I mean, it's gonna be interesting to see what she's gonna say. I mean, this has gotta be... I mean, a Vanneva rules is already having the best ratings

it's had in a long time. I think they're gonna bring back some originals. It's just my guess, I have no idea. Well, because it's all over Instagram. Yeah, my guess from Instagram. From Instagram. I have a feeling also for some reason. I think like Jackson, Brittany, or something.

I think it's gonna be person. I just live without ever seeing them. That's how everyone feels about those two. I don't I just I don't know why you never fell into the like the hidey and Spencer, the Gretchen and Slay, like there's certain people you just don't need to see. You never want to see them again. Never need to see them again. Don't they live far away now anyway? They're not in town anymore. No, they live in the same area where all the all three of them bought houses together. They all look the same. They all it's a modern farmhouse, the modern farmhouse, which I live just in a bigger version, but it looks the same. I'm just in the richer version.

Okay. But you know what, Doreet and I can say hi, you know, four miles away. Oh, so you're that close to them. We're all on the valley. They're just like in the younger part of the valley. Like you get the cheaper part of the valley. So do you think so you think Lisa just put your bets out right now. What's Lisa going to do is she going to cut him some slack. Is she going to like smooth it over for him because she wants to save that restaurant or is she gonna? I think she's gonna smooth it. She always takes the time.

She always in my opinion, like the fact the amount of times that she's forgiven James Sam. I mean, I James Kennedy Kennedy and let him smooth over another abusive relationship. She's got a very motherly. I do. I do. I know you don't like her, but I don't just like her, but I feel like she has a very motherly instinct. And she wants everybody to be okay. And I hasn't she not even been on watch what happens live forever. It's been a while because nobody's care until now she probably paid Racheelle to do this. Oh my god, Teddy. Teddy. Well, the show came back. So maybe that's why she came back, right? Do we even see her in the season? Is she in the season? Yeah. Well, I have never been a watcher. I've been a pump rules, but now since this all broke out, of course, I watch the first seat. That mean the season right now, all four episodes. And I'm so into it. And she is in it it and I feel like she is that motherly voice on the show. Right well I'll definitely I definitely want to see

how she smooths this out or how this like plays out. I don't think you can smooth this out. I mean no there's no way she out. No but she's she's gonna say the same points that I've been saying like listen they weren't in a good place for a long time. He has needs. Is your master band of up boys? Yes. They fell in love. They fell in love. They couldn't help themselves hating Lisa

Banner. I don't hate Lisa Banner. No, she has that voice that makes everything she says is right. It's just how it's just how it is. Everything she says makes sense. I feel like she wants the best for her cast. Of course. I think she wants the best for herself as I would as well.

Oh, I'm sorry. You guys wouldn't you want your shows to tang? No, or my restaurants. I mean, what our first show is skyrocketing, which is my point, which is exactly what she wants. It's just the same reason we're all in a podcast together because we want our podcast to do well. That's this is true. All right, well, switching it up from Vanderpump rules, talk to me about Jersey. Have you guys been watching so far? Have you seen every episode? Of course we have.

Yes, and we have, we have, I've gotten a little shit from recapping your show. Yeah, yeah. I have a little bit of different issues than Tamra with the show. Hold on Tamra, who did you get shit from? That's my OCD. Who'd you get shit from?

Jennifer Aiden. Oh, surprise, surprise. I've had like, who did you get shit from? That's my OCD. Who did you get shit from? Jennifer Aiden. Oh, surprise, surprise. I've had like, you know Justin Anderson, right? He also. So we decided on the podcast. Yeah, I think he's also gotten some shit. No, I was just simply saying like, I felt like this won the very first episode of the season.

She was back in the show to me. Like, I watched myself and I bugged the show to myself. So it's not really that big of a deal. I bugged everyone. So it's pretty I'm not just breathing. Yeah. So it just became an issue. And she thought it was I was it had a grudge from Broadway, which I absolutely did not. And whatever. Like we watch the show and we recap. You're only as good as this week's episode. So if you're good, we love you. Jennifer can be super annoying on the show. She just is, you know what it is with Jennifer? I feel like she would do so much better if she got out of Teresa's asshole. I say that all the time. And actually just like I hear that. I hear that. No, just show us who you are. Give us a little of your personality. Give us a little of what you would say if you're not trying to

please someone else. Like I always say that. But that's on her that she that's like her position. And she she kind of put herself. She she's on a crutch right now because that's what she has positioned herself to be. Um, so I take it. You don't talk to her. No, no, I definitely don't. I don't speak to John. No, hello, the whole Bravo clan drama.

Don't you remember? And first I do. Yeah, that's a whole nother story. But just the drama. Do we see more? to we see more about her relationship with her husband as the season goes on. Um, yes, you do. You do. And I think that's pretty clear too. And maybe that's the reason she's such a hater. If I'm being honest,

it might be the reason that she hates so much. And she rallies, like she rallies a lot of hate. She's in a lot of people's DMs from what I see. I have a lot of fans that will screenshot things that she writes to them when they're in support of me, like trying to change their mind. And to me, that is so amateur. Come on, Tamron, that's crazy, right? Like when you do that, like you're playing on a different level, it's like, you're responding to people that you don't even know.

Oh, I like to just block. Oh, I thought you're just blocked. Wait, what do you do? Block. It's the bad. Block. It makes me know I'll start to write something so they'll see the little circles. And then I block. Oh, I block somebody that says I hate Lisa Vanderpump. You're not gonna block them. No, I block anybody that like wants to continue to engage back and forth in their irritate. Well, I don't engage.

And once you engage, they're so happy that you engage because they're like, Holy shit, it's her. And she's answering. And then you gave them what they want. And they can hate on you even more to your face. And then they can post it. And then they exact and then it's a screenshot. And then it goes from there.

So all right, besides you not feeling Jennifer Aiden, what are you, what else are you feeling from watching it? What do you guys think about this season? It's a little bit different this time. I like the new girls. I like both Rachel and Danielle. I think they're both entertaining.

I think they have big personalities. I liked that Rachel's husband said, are you sure you don't want to check her when they were leaving? Showing that we're going to see more from them. I did feel a little bit sad, probably because I myself have gotten booted, but I felt sad for Jackie. Like I feel like she's doing a lot because she's been rejected, and so she's trying to like make something out of nothing. Right. And then she admitted that for awkward television. Yeah. She did. Yep. She admitted that.

for awkward television. Yeah. If you did. Yeah, she admitted that. All right, ladies, I need to play this little game with you. And I'm going to call it crossing the T's. Because listen, you guys don't hold back on how you feel. So I'm going to ask you about certain probable happenings. I want you to get your thoughts together.

And I want to find out which ones made you angry. And who crossed the T's? OK? You ready? Yeah. Did Jen Shaw cross the tees with her outburst in San Diego after not receiving the

master bedroom? Of course, cross the tees pouring alcohol on somebody's new blown out hair is very upsetting. It's like the worst thing ever. Oh, just a special. I thought it was gross.

All right. What about Meredith? Did she cross the T's when she talked about her opinion on Lisa's businesses? Meredith talked about Lisa. Yes, she crossed the T's. Um, I think she did. You know, you talked to somebody's business. I don't think she crossed the T's. I think she did what they do in Salt Lake and they all talk about each other's businesses.

I think just like they talked about children businesses is off of it. I don't think she was necessarily talking about the business. She was talking about a different business. I don't know. I think Meredith did what she had to do because otherwise Meredith is. Okay, we're going to talk about OC did no well across the T's when giving Heather's daughter the R rated card game. I think she just bought a card game on Amazon. And didn't know. I didn't know. I think that she was just trying to be

really think she didn't realize what she was going to go. I think she was trying to relate to relating to relating to be supportive. But yeah, it's I mean, I didn't know. I don't think she knows that. I don't actually. All right, with Vanderpump, I know we spoke about this, but with everything that's coming out, who like what is

pissing you off? What is crossing the T's the most about Ariana, Raquel and Scandival? They're not a time. I think that people I think everybody's human everybody will make mistakes. But I think you're friends. Boyfriend is crossing the line. Well, that's crossing the line, but especially for seven freaking months. I mean, you can make a bad just one day. If you're fucking my husband, I'm gonna beat your ass. Tamra, I'm gonna have to agree with you on that one. Tamra, I hate to break it to you, but I mean, it's gonna do it. Just a blow, Jon. Take that off my, my listen thing. I do try humming it for weeks.

Ah, shit. All right, regarding castmates, do you guys think that Brandy Glanville crosses the line anytime that she says like shut the fuck up or bitch when she starts yelling is this crossing the tease? Well, on an ultimate girls trip, we had a talk with her. You cannot do that. You should not do that, but she continued it. But does Tamara ever do that? I don't know. I talk to people like that. No. You don't?

Is that what she's saying that seriously? No, you don't. Saying she doesn't. She would never. I don't feel that extreme. I do not go to that. I don't like you. She'll tell you to fuck a duck, but that's what she wants.

I do something wrong that I won't be 30 you as shut the fuck up bitch. Like I get it. I don't know that that's not the way I roll, but that's the way for Andy roll. I've been told to shut the fuck up on camera. Yeah, but you don't just casually talk to people, shut the fuck up bitch. No, I mean, I didn't do it to anybody else.

I cried. Of course she did. Oh my God. I can't see the like when I work with her. I mean, and I do love her, but working with her and all to make girls trips, that was her go-to. And we all had to tell her like, you can't do that. Just don't do that.

You feel like you have to mother her at some point and teach her. Okay, last one. Did Rena cross the tease with her new bowl haircut she received last weekend? Yeah got the dumb, dumb, or what? The guy from the kid from Stranger Things. I was like, her feet were still. Who do you want that? It was Willie Wonka.

Who just said that? I agree. Willie Wonka. Willie Wonka and the chocolate factory. Yeah, the remake of it with what's in it. But hold on, did she just do this for a look? Or it was like, I knew it. But hold on, did she just do this for a look? Or was it like,

I know, but here's the thing. I'd rather be a basic bitch in my standard like tank and jeans and boots. I can't do it. She's really into fashion. And maybe that, like, maybe I just miss that. But I'm barely getting into high-rise jeans. So what's just right there?

Grandad Las Comchela, everyone in their mother called me, what's Johnny Depp from? Johnny Depp. No, they called me, what was it? I had this hat on in my short hair and everybody called me whatever his name was. Charlie and Charlie talk with that. Yeah, so I, you know what, I've been getting that. Johnny Depp, but I didn't know I was doing a look. Unbelievable.

All right, guys, thanks for playing cross the tees. I knew you guys would have fun with that. You guys are so good. Thank you. OK, well, speaking of events, you guys had Jacqueline on it. I'm just curious why you thought it was good to lure her in to ask all these questions.

Just when you knew she was going to say negative things, right? Have you not seen her just coming at us? No, no, no, no, in all honesty. I've known Jacqueline. I mean, I have pictures of us like, I don't even know. For years. For years ago, yeah.

I had no idea that you guys had an issue. I honestly had no idea that you guys did not like each other. Really? Yeah, no, but what your question was. She didn't even know who she was. Well, I get that because she was been out before you even became a housewife, too. Yeah, but what you're questions before coming even know who she was. I get that because she was been out before you even became a house wife. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't watch

then. So I went in fresh. Didn't my, but I, I will, I will be transparent. I went on and looked what's the current drama, what's the issues. And I asked every question that I knew that people listening would want to know. Right. So

for me, I have to go into if not, I couldn't live with myself. I have to go into every podcast and go, I want to play out both sides, which is why I would ask her a question, listen to her answer. If I didn't agree with what she said, I'd say, I think that's bullshit. Yeah, you did do that. I would say, I don't believe that. I don't agree with that. Blah blah blah.

But I also, I'm never going to not ask because I don't want people to go, Teddy, why didn't you ask this? It's because you like Melissa Gorgas. It's because you recently had Trace on. But because I want to ask all the questions regardless because ultimately who else is going to ask them. What question and bothered you the most? Yeah, I don't know. None of them bothered me. If I'm trying to think they will, no, no, no, I don't mean none of them bothered me. I mean, they're all equal to me. Anything that was said there to me is just lowering her asking her questions. By the way, I get what you're doing and I get that it's part of this and the podcast. I just the whole

podcast ended up being like a bash, a bash Melissa session session. Sorry, I'm stirring. She definitely had a lot to say about you. That's for sure. Yeah, she's had a lot to say. And the thing is is like, when we have a guest on, like you have a guest on, we don't exactly fact check every single thing. No, and I don't expect you. And I

think, and I think that's the that's the beauty of hat being able to now have talked to you and have this conversation because we are going to see a different side no matter what. Well, let's see your side. We're going to continue this on two T's in a pod and we're going to get your side of

what happened with Jack and one. Okay. Well, then let's carry this over for part two on two T's in a pod. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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