Painkiller Already - Dots Vs Feathers Debate Garbage: PKA 711 W/ Oompaville

Episode Date: August 3, 2024

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Just selling, selling quick. I wanted to ask you about the gun Olympic stuff. OK, I'll tell you what I know. Those are the least cool guns I've ever seen. And they seem to be shooting like like a version of a bullet that would never be used in anything but shooting at an Olympic target. So think about that.

Do you think that's a good true test of a marksman? Well, there's different events. It depends what you're watching. I think there might even be a pellet rifle, like an air rifle event that you could have even been seeing. I saw the guns with the Turk. I mean, that's a cool fucking gun, dude. Like, look at that thing. I don't even know what that is.

I genuinely have no idea what that is. Could you use that functionally for anything other than? I think that's an air rifle. Like, maybe is that an air rifle really directing like bullets not lethal it must be now I shrug that right off no it probably it would still kill you but I don't know that was style this style there I mean I saw the three gun thing that potato was doing in the hangout and I've seen other people who are into guns in the Hangout do that. And that's just so much cooler

of a shooting competition than this. Oh, this is the meme though. This is the meme though. So the chick on the right is a South Korean and she was the biggest news story I saw on Reddit because she had all this crazy gear. She's wearing in her left eye. She's got something obviously just blanking out her vision

and her right, she's got something fucking queuing it in on her site so she can only look a certain way. And she looks like Robocop out there with her fucking gun. Then the next day, Turkey sent this dude. And this dude genuinely has nothing. He just, it doesn't look like he's wearing any ear protection, which it would be bad ass. I think he's wearing foamy.

Yeah. But he's got, I think he's wearing foamy. He is wearing ear protection. Yeah. I think he's wearing foamy. That guy's shooting like he has to pick someone up in an Uber at the airport in 20 minutes. Just real quick, casual. He looks disappointed in his target. He's like, I didn't want to have to do this. He has that, my kids wore out my patient's face

while he's shooting. I think that might be, my best guess is that what you just showed and maybe that first crazy Robot gun are air rifles and I only say that because they have that black cylinder underneath them that to me Says maybe a compressed air chamber, but I genuinely have no fucking clue that looks like a pellet pistol to me It's are you allowed to hold it with two hands? I? Don't know anything about Olympic shit, but what I've seen is nobody uses two hands and they definitely would if they could. I've seen a lot of people with their hands in their pocket

maybe it's like a detraction of points or deduction if you touch it with two hands. I don't know Olympics has some weird rules and events. Yeah they definitely want them to use one hand here. There's that classic Reddit comment where they got there's a man someone's mansplaining the gold medalist about how to hold her Olympic pistol and how if she, if she, if she pulls the trigger there, it'll snap her tiny woman wrist in half. And somebody's like, that's the Olympic gold medalist Susie straight shooter. Actually. I think she knows how to hold her gun.

Wow. What a tard. He's like that one guy eight years ago who was like writing an op-ed for the New York Times. And he's like, this weekend I fired an AR-15 and I'm still crying. And it's like, oh, this is the most, why would you publish this? Why was no one, why was no editor at the New York Times like, Hey, Steve, we, I just want to give you a call and be level with you. This is the most embarrassing set of words and sequence I've ever seen in my life. Please don't make me publish this. You look like a dummy

That gun you're crying about here's a four-year-old shooting it and laughing Hey, did do you know if the Korean lady what she plays because I know the Turkish guy on the left there He took the silver medal Like silver who won yeah, that's what I'm asking like like I'm wondering if is it Is it even split by sex? Like, I don't know. Like, where that wasn't the New York Times, by the way. I was like, really?

Did they do that bullshit? I just picked a popular publication. I've never heard of the New York Daily News, but I have heard of this article that you're talking about. Yeah, well, I guess it did its job. We're still talking about it. Yeah. I think that being an Olympic shooter is not very hard,

like to make the team and get over there to compete, because I saw an article today about this lady who was an Olympic gymnast. But for whatever reason, she couldn't continue with her career. Maybe she got too old, injured, or whatever. So she just transitioned to the shooting team. And it's like, okay.

All right. You just just slid right over and now you're the person we send to shoot. I don't know. I think if you seem like if you want to go though, yeah, you want to come here. Yeah, come on. Pilot. I saw people saying that America wasn't doing too hot in the shooting competition. It's like, yeah, no shit. shit we shoot real guns like we don't shoot play things like that we don't have time for it do you know anyone who owns about what are you talking about this little this that little thing you saw them holding there are dozens of shooting events there's skeet shooting i saw two stills and my mind is made up by the way they're doing well the shooting precision competition because we're not shooting

precisely handed and the bullets are touching the holes are fucking touching. Wait, there's a real there's like real three gun and stuff too. I don't know anything about Olympic shooting. I just know that like these people are representing us. That's an athlete. I just don't buy into the excuses. Oh, Americans are too busy to do well in Olympic shooting Like what the fuck are we talking about? We have all the cool guns here

Prioritizing it like it's it's clearly we're clearly not prioritizing it You know what an Olympic gold medalist gets paid like what the US gives them cash monies. It should depend on how much they win a gold medal oh Right, I think it's the same. I think gold medal pays a flat amount. I, I think you depend on the amount, right? I think it's the same. I think gold medal pays a flat amount. I didn't know it paid. Okay, I'm gonna guess 30,000 because I think I heard that.

$37,000. Okay. One time payment. That's, yeah, yeah. I wonder if the teams have to split it. Like if there's a four by 100 relay team, do they all get 30 grand for their goals? Oh, they all get 37 grand each. Surely. Right, right.

And so the basketball team, everyone gets 37 grand. I bet there's 100 percent. Oh, yeah. LeBron, like now I got a billion thirty seven. Thirty seven genuinely doesn't pay for their dinner. Like, like the basketball team, 15 million for their like place. They're not staying in the Olympic Village.

There's things someplace better. Of course they are. So they start chasing like dorm rooms. So Zach just posted this huge gold medal bonuses and it varies depending by country. Singapore pays 737,000 per gold and Canada. How many golds is Singapore coming out? I mean maybe that's why they're so confident they're like yeah take a fucking million dollars sure Patriotic Canadians Italy 213 thousand Malaysia Kazakhstan a quarter mill You know what you can do with a quarter million dollars. You can buy a good

stand That's a lot of goats. It is. Well, I mean, what else are they going to do? I think it's the world's largest landlocked country, right? I have no idea. I know it's an enormous country, though. I thought it was like Wakanda, like just a country that existed in movies. Yeah, I didn't think it was real. Oh, man, I didn't know Borat was based. It's so funny how much they hated the Borat movie. And if you were a Kazakh, I think that's what they're called, like it would be insulting. Like they're like, what the fuck? Like why are you bullying us?

Like we're literally a group. The Kazakhs? What are we even up to? We don't even know. We're not involved in fighting. The Kazakhstani government spent millions of dollars trying to repair the tourism and reputation damage that the Borat movie caused because, you know, they would not just make fun of them with made up off the top of their head gobbledygook. They would take Kazakhstani culture and twist it

a little. So Borat drank fermented goat piss. That was like the drink of Kazakhstan, fermented goat piss. And actually it's fermented goat's milk, which isn't that much better when you try to explain it. Like, no, no, do not listen to Borat. We do not drink the fermented piss. It is fermented goat milk. Oh, have some. It's called Goulka. That's some hairy cup. Like, no, it's so much better. You drink out the traditional goat bladder chalice. No, it's the testicles. They take the whole scrotum and they harden it. I don't think anyone's ever taken a bigger national.

I can't tell if he's joking. I don't think anyone's ever taken a bigger national. He's joking. I am. I am joking. I don't think there's ever been a bigger national because you got to think about where Kazakhstan started, had no idea where it was, what it was or what they did there, and then the Borat movie was a massive thing. I remember being there at opening night and everybody at work the next day.

Like 45 year old men were saying, using the Borat voice. I remember being there at opening night and like everybody at work the next day like 45 year old men were saying, you know using the Borat voice everybody was into that this was a cultural thing that happened and He just been so so red-faced in Kazakhstan. Just like oh Was Kazakhstan you said it was gonna be good. You said this was gonna be good I feel like they don't have TV's or movie theaters there. It's that meme like if those kids could read they'd be mad. They were one of those Soviet block countries right? Yeah. And so were they around prior to the Soviet Union as like a nation or were they one of those countries where they're like, we have proud tradition going back to 1990.

I don't know. I also think of Kazakhstan geographically as like Genghis Khan territory where they're where like it's so big that on the eastern side of it, people are more Asian looking and on the west side of it, people are more brown looking. Like step people. Or maybe actually would be more pale looking. I guess you'd be getting closer to Europe than you would. Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah.

Are they, man, they're right in the midst of the stands. It's Turkmenistan, the Kyrgyzstan, the Afghanistan. Yeah, they're big. I think it just means land. We're gonna have to declare war if they want me to learn this area, this geography. They're so much bigger than most other countries. It's insane. Like they are. They are a sleeper country. Well, it's probably, you know, it's not just a Mercadian projection thing. Is there? No, they're really big. They're equal. I guess the same latitude as Mongolia and they're significantly bigger than Mongolia you could fit

Five Ukrainians in here you could fit most of Western Europe in here Yeah, you go north and like Russia's hanging their hat on a lot of nonsense up north No, nothing's going on there, but a Canada is too in fairness the whole Siberian non Oh, yeah for sure with Canada all of that It it's kind of embarrassing that they didn't scoop up Alaska when it was on the market, right? Like that's got a that's got a stick in their crawl. I don't they don't ever mention it But like what we all think it they wouldn't have done anything with it. That'd be like them buying Florida out of nowhere Like them imagine Florida was actually Canada and it was like,

how did we lose? But it's worse than that because instead of like, I don't know, herpes and white people, you've got gold and oil and national defense and I don't know, timber, I suppose, if you really wanted it. Are there any big upsets right now in the Olympic Games like is any Country doing way better How's you how's the US basketball doing? What I don't I don't give a shit. I'm pretty sure we've won every game

Good because it was looking weird there for a minute. Like we were gonna get embarrassed by my frustrated me People are like, you know what? We put this team together six days ago and we had a practice game that was close. This is an embarrassment. And I'm like, really? This other team has been playing together for three years. And they're like, let it go. It's fine.

When it came time to win, they just decided to and that's how the game went. Were those practice games that LeBron was having to come from behind and win and stuff? Yes. Yeah. Really? Now I'm pretty sure- I hate the fake news.

I hate that fake news liberal media fucking making me doubt, making me doubt the dream team, you know, if they're going to lose a practice game. Who cares about a practice game? Why would they even have a fucking practice game? I don't want to risk LeBron's precious knees practicing against Germany. I hear you. And I definitely see the logic in what you're saying. The Sixers best players on that team and he's always so fragile. I'm like, are we wasting him on the Olympics? However, the team really is like three weeks old now. They do need to practice together.

If we sent the men's NCAA team, would they just get trounced? I bet they would. Yeah, basketball is so much more global than it was like 16 years ago shockingly and so Now China, I don't know but I can't make who is the last but so MVP is the best player in basketball Sounds like most valuable buddy. That's the top award and It's not been an American for like five years in a row now something like that. Ooh Don't like that. Boo. Six. How can that be? That's embarrassing.

It is. I think it's cool. What are y'all doing? I think it's neat. I think it's neat that it's a global sport and America's clearly the dominant country, but more like Canada is the dominant country in hockey. Yeah.

I don't want to see some see Slovakian forklift driver beating us in basketball. Like it's like if we lost in American football, it's not as intense as if we did local American football and lost in the hockey comparison every once in a while, the best players probably Russian or American, but by and large, Canada is the best country. That's fair. Yeah. That's where the sports headed in basketball. But by and large, Canada is the best country. That's fair. Yeah. That's where the sport's headed in basketball.

Do you think we're in like the last bit of the glory days of dominating basketball? Because like kind of like Canada was up until like the 60s or 70s where it was like a foregone conclusion in the Olympics. Like who's going to win hockey? I don't know. Fucking Canada. Russia maybe want to know. Can I ask a question?

Are we sure that it's the international like is is it that some of the stars are international players? Is that it? Or like, what I'm asking is like, is it across the board NBA players, there's more and more talent coming in internationally? Like there's guys coming off the bench internationally, guys that are like middling players, or they're just like five superstars from Europe

that are like heavily outweighing the scale and making it seem Zach says 15 to 20 percent of the league is international. That's fucked up. What are we doing? It's pretty high. I love it I love it. There's people coming from all over the world and they're They're basketball players and by and large like Americans get by on like tremendous Athleticism and size and strength and they can fucking jump from the foul line somehow whereas like the European players are generally known for finding the passing working together and Just like trying to overcome the other team's physical advantages. They don't like this. I like this one bit Don't worry, you know, I like being the best at things. You know, I like being the best at things. I wish, I wish we were.

Well, which ones, which ones are we the best at? What do you make me feel better? I was gonna say basketball. Like we're gonna win the gold. Okay. We just have to try. Used to be we could send college kids and win. Really?

When was that? That it was college kids. I wanna say like the Russians were beating our college kids in the 80s and that's why the first Dream Team came to exist but prior to that our college kids could beat anybody. Man I wish this it's a shame we lost the Soviets I didn't I didn't get to live through any of that Cold War stuff not the real stuff like that must have been fun to have like an evil empire. We got China now we can can like, we can be rivals with them. I mean, they just sent that bio attack a few years ago.

That was middling. You know, I'm looking for a real enemy like the Soviets were. We're losing right now in the Olympics. I thought it was working on total medals. Total golds. Yeah, we're down. China has 11 and we only have nine

and then France, Australia, Japan. Oh, it's so early. Yeah, like let track and swimming play out and see where we stand. China has 11 and we only have nine and then France, Australia, Japan. Oh, it's so early. Yeah, like let track and swimming play out and see where we stand. I was about to get it and be like, but we have more total medals, but I will not count a bronze. We're too good of a country to look good. We know we will not sink.

That's that's some Kazakh shit. That would be hard as fuck if we didn't count our bronzes on our news broadcasts so that we could occasionally be like and the Chinese who count bronze medals. Wow. Embarrassing. Our bronze medalists are jailed. Remember what Saddam Hussein did to that basketball team for losing? How did he have high hopes for the Iraqi basketball team? Was it soccer? Yeah, he threw him hopes for the Iraqi basketball team?

Was it soccer? Yeah, he threw him in a pool of acid Taylor. There's no way. He just had that ready. Did you watch him on TV lose and then he picked up the phone. He called Chemical Ali. That's one of his boys. I'm not even fucking kidding. He had one of his boys, his name was Chemical Ali, and he was like, yo, I need 28,000 gallons of acid like stat. Yeah, my house. Yeah, my pool. Let's go. Yeah. Oh, I just watched him take the L and then he threw them all in the acid pool. Yeah. I don't know about that. That doesn't seem realistic because-

You always want to think the best of Death Fox. You're gonna start, why would you start from scratch and have to make a whole new soccer team? Why would that be easier than just like little under the table spheroid act? Are you wanting me to get into the mind of a man like Saddam Hussein? I don't know- Just to think rationally for a second.

It's kind of blank. Yeah. Zach, help me out. Did Saddam Hussein throw his soccer team in a pool of acid? You fucking made this up. It sounds so silly, it can't be true, but I'm quite sure it is. That's bad. I love that. I hope you just made this up. Oh, I definitely didn't make that. Like, this happened. That's ridiculous. It'd be like, Oh man, we lost by two in our soccer game. You know, should we go back to the drawing board? Should we get a new defense?

Nah, we're going clean slate with the whole team. We're rebuilding. The dark era as Uday Hussein, the son of Saddam Hussein, abused his control of Iraqi football and tortured players who played poorly, sending them to prison, making them bathe in sewage and kick concrete balls, shaving their heads. Man, you feel like you got off easy with a head shave based on the sewage swim. Yeah. Damn. See, that's not how you build a winning culture.

Like that's how do you build a winning culture. Like that's- How do you build a winning culture? If not kicking concrete soccer balls. Steroids, poaching the coaches from other countries. Like that's how you build a winning tradition, not sewage swimming. Man, Uday. The more I hear about this Uday fellow,

the more I don't like him. Well, he can't hurt us anymore. In the office there's a brief period where Dwight thinks he's going to be the manager and so he replaces Michael's desk with an exact replica of Uday Hussain's desk. It's like this marble slab that's dark and scary. I haven't gotten to that part yet. I don't even remember that part. That must be a post Michael season because any memory of I just had those on in the background after Michael. It's not funny. Yeah, those guys were horrific. They were terrible. I'm, you know, that seems like that Iraq War was a bad idea. I thought I thought I liked the Iraq War war I just thought we should have left way sooner like we should have like popped in. Why did you like the Iraq war? And the first Iraq war the second one or both?

All right I love the first Iraq war that's like that's like cod four of wars. Because we had to defend Kuwait. It's the cod four. We had to defend Kuwait in the oil and it was a righteous war and then there was that part when we the Iraqis realized they were fighting a 21 in the oil and it was a righteous war and then there was that part when we Iraqis realized they were fighting a 21st century military, but it was still the 20th century And we just that did that highway of death thing where there were skulls burning it looks exactly like Terminator 2's future what?

When machines have killed everything and it's nothing but burnout cars with skeletons in them. That's what we did with the Iraqis. And so that was like a huge win. And then we were like, we're out and just left. I mean, we like kept our oil in Kuwait and everybody was happy. They are, even the Iranians were happy, but we left. The Kurds weren't happy because, you know, he gassed them. He gassed all the Kurds.

Did we even go into Iraq that war? I guess we did, but we didn't really take Bagh know, he gassed him again. We even go into Iraq that war I guess we did but we didn't really Yeah bag dad. We just pushed him back Yeah That's actually good question. I think I think what I think that one general was famous for doing those attacks where They they just went hard and fast into bagdad like not stopping to clear things as they went They just stormed in and took it Like not stopping to clear things as they went they just stormed in and took it

But maybe that's the second one it's our wars movies it's easy to confuse them Hmm pretty much the game is the same plot over and over but the second one I like to I just felt like we should have left like way earlier. It's like a decade went by So what are we still doing here? We should have left like three months in like once we had already. Like once we had already, as soon as we killed Saddam, as soon as we killed Saddam, we should have left and like had a provisional government do their own thing. And then there wouldn't have been the big insurgency because they were just coming to kill us.

We didn't really have a plan for victory. We were like, we're gonna go in there, we're gonna take control and then, well, we didn't really think about that part. We hung him. We killed both sons. I've seen their bodies. We put everybody's fucking face on a pack of playing cards.

Do you remember that? How they had- Yes, yeah. It was really cool. That was badass. If people don't know, they were looking for, I'll say 52 people. And a way to make all the soldiers capable

of recognizing these people on site is they put them on player cards like and they were ranked right so the like the joker the aces might be like Saddam Hussein himself or chemical Ali might be like a Jack or a queen or something and Baghdad Bob might have been a joker. How can you make Ahmed the rule card? I am so much more devious than this. Yeah. So they had all the way down, all these people of interest were on the deck of cards and that's how the soldiers presumably playing with them all the time would know if they

saw them. If I were one of those wanted criminals, I would absolutely want a pack of those cards. That would be such a cool thing to have to be like, dude, America thinks I'm the Jack of evil. I'm like, the Jack of evil. The Jack of spades. What rank would you wanna be? Oh, ace, ace or king. Oh, you wanna be the most wanted person.

You don't wanna be a three that perhaps gets overlooked at the end of the war. I'd be embarrassed to be a two or a three because those are guys where they were like trying to fill out the because the CIA at that point's like all right we got like four guys that we really need to find and then they fill all those cards out and they're like all right well that guy's pretty I guess he's sinister he's bullying people at the like an open market like that on I don't want to be a two or an ace like those are the people that get noticed I want to slip in as a four or something Just a nice five of hearts this is

This is actually uh, uh kind of a news story today because khalid sheikh muhammad and two others Um responsible for the 9 11 Uh hijackings, uh pled pled made some kind of a deal and escaped a death penalty today Okay, wait, pled, made some kind of a deal and escaped the death penalty today. Oh, okay. Wait, there are still, those guys are still kicking around? Are you serious? Yeah, yeah, we don't, we don't forget. That's unreal. That's it.

Wait, we've had them in custody? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. We've got an island. We've been feeding them for 23 years. This guy with the pennies. Oh, he's with the pennies and not the dollars. I read about this and I know why.

So here's what happened. They've got a Time Magazine subscription. Can you believe it? That's a heads up. So what happened is we picked these guys up and put them in Gitmo, if I have my people right. And W just went like full on fucking cowboy. He threw them in Gitmo, but he knew that he would lose if he tried them.

Because there are things like chain of custody of evidence, et cetera, that got all fucked up. And we weren't worried about that. We were just taking people, throwing them in Gitmo. So by pleading to what do you get, life in prison or something, but not the death penalty, he got that because we because we couldn't win like an actual trial. So we just gave him this deal.

Zach, show us some pictures of Gitmo. Yeah. Taylor's upset that we're keeping this man forever at Gitmo. Show us this paradise he's kept at. This isn't one of those Baltic jails that has like a PlayStation 5. Can we put them in regular prison now?

Oh, why would we? Because I feel like Gitmo is an expensive way to keep people. Now I'm pinching pennies. Come on, Taylor. See, I wasn't thinking about the cost as much as it is like, like this is like keeping Lector on. This is a paradise. I've vacationed to places way worse than this. thinking about the cost as much as it is like, like this is like keeping Lector eyes. It's a paradise. I've vacationed to places way worse than this.

I don't think they're on the beach. Woody. They're on the beach and they're laying there like American imperialist fools via Russian now. Yeah. This is the, this is the fun part. Wow. Oh, look at those guys sitting around having a blast.

Nothing but fun at Gitmo, that's what Kyle wants. Kyle wants a big sewing circle of all the world's most dangerous. This looks horrific. Wow, they get to talk to girls. Don't assume her gender. I think she's giving them water because they've kept them out there in the sun

inexplicably for days. Look at the hair. She's like, just a few more cup deliveries and I'll finally be on the Secret Service team. It's weird they all, it's weird they all chose the same haircut, huh? It is. Yeah, no, I, I wasn't thinking about it from a money standpoint. I was thinking about it from a, they, they nine 11 dust, you know, we, we got a, you know, maybe we do something at halftime, Super Bowl. You want to bring some of these political prisoners out

during sporting events, kind of like the Romans would. No, that's barbaric. We would never kill them on national television. We would, it'd be like, all right, in a pregame skirmish, it will be the Atlanta Falcons versus these 11 guys from Gitmo. And the only thing that's going to happen is Atlanta keeps kicking off, baby. American football.

Yes. Yeah. They get no pads. They don't know the rules. Help it. Nope. And then some fucking, you know, 4.240 guy is going to run like a bullet at him. You don't think that would get people excited? Shanting USA?

I think it'd be kind of sad because those guys look, you know, like they're already having a hard time. You don't want to pity them. We could do a little longest yard. I'm so glad we didn't go with something barbaric like Kyle was suggesting. Yeah. I was thinking you'd just put them in the UFC. What about the longest yard? We give the 9-11 hijackers four months to get ready to play the Patriots.

What do they get if they win? Freedom? A quick death. You know what would be great? How about this? How about we tell them they get freedom if they win and then we have the Patriots throw but at the end we're just like nah we're just you thought you really won they thought they won they thought they thought all this was real and then like like you like peel back the lights like no one's watching this you thought this was broadcast and then you just hang them all yeah that's a lot of pomp and circumstance for nobody to even be able to watch. I wanna watch.

You wouldn't have fun. See Brady, you don't wanna see Tom Brady throw for 5,000 yards. And again. We'll bring Brady out of retirement to play Al Qaeda. Yeah, yeah, he'd do fine, dude. Why don't we use, you know. Apparently we're bringing back the 2017

pages. Any like 43 now? Oh speaking of that like I love when when there's a UFC story so silly or big that Taylor can be part of it. Taylor you of course know our good friend Tony Ferguson the man who won 16 fights in a row and then has lost six or seven in a row now. Josh, the awkward chin kit guy. Yeah, his face. Yeah, putty face. El Cucuy, the nightmare man.

He has another fight to end like three days. Saturday night. He's fighting another guy. He's he's 40 years old now and I really need him to win this fight so he can retire on a win and just just just escape but I don't think he's gonna win I think he's gonna get fucked up again this is gonna be his last fight regardless no I I don't know I genuinely don't know here's here's what's here's one little thing in all these losses and it's been against

For the most part like four out of the six of his last losses had been like bad asses He was fighting like sir like real Mount route Mount Rushmore type talent Are we talking about Tony Ferguson? Yeah, and and he's had like flat. It's you know, yeah he fought Gagey and and Chandler and He's fighting people in the top five of his weight class Tony Ferg he just lost a patty pin blip before that he lost a Bobby green before that He lost to the ghost of Nate Diaz at the end of his career who went on to get beat by Jake Paul And then prior to that, this is right. Michael Chandler is pretty badass. Yeah, I'm going all the way back to there

So he's had he's piled up like three or four losses in like a year. It feels like anyway, I have forgot he lost a patty. That's so embarrassing. Yeah, he fought twice last year, not this year. This is first. It's bad. It's bad, Taylor. He said, what do you like this? He said he's done like dozens and dozens of rounds of hard sparring in preparation for this fight

I did see that it but not it was like hunt 160 rounds or something like it was a really big number more than that Is he still getting trained by the what's the Navy SEAL? Semi-psycho. Oh, no, David Goggins got his Instagram and Boost and disappeared because he realized that Tony could not in fact carry the boats Okay, I was hoping that he stayed with him why that guy was ruining him he had him do Tony so what so this Goggins guy Taylor is that black influencer ex-navy seal whose whole thing is just running He's like the best exerciser in the world.

He's the best, yeah. He's like a marathon guy, right? The ultra marathon shit. Ran 100 miles with a broken foot. He broke his foot before the race and was like, eh, I think I still got this. Stupid, just like hurts himself to like harden his will against an enemy that is never coming.

You know, you're a 50 year old man. What do you think? You know, he doesn't listen to music when he does this hard workout stuff because he thinks that makes him soft and he needs to be prepared. Taylor, if he needs to really dig down deep for that grit, that man shit that he needs to survive, he's not going to have fucking the Beach Boys. They won't be there with him. No, sir. Kanye can't be there to drop a beat. He needs to have that. I wish I had a mental

disorder that lowered my body fat. That's what I did. You know what would be true mental toughness? Being able to listen to music and also focus. If he wants to impress me, let me see his Elden Ring character. So for some reason he trained Tony Ferguson. This insta this like fucking influencer basically is what what that guy is. Like trained a professional athlete who's 39 at the time. And his answer was so much cardio, you're going to die. He was like, here's, here's the thing, I have a cardio program that I'd like you to do. No one has ever done it before. You'd be the first to

complete it. And like he means it. He really does have a cardio program that no one had ever completed. Tony Ferguson at 39 completed it somehow. And then he had to go into the octagon and fight another killer. So, Heathless looked broken down there. Of course, but think about what's more useful in the octagon than marathon running training. If I was in a fight, being able to run would be my best skill. Yes, you're not being rewarded for winning. He's going to get in the mix there. That's ridiculous. Anyone can come up with a fucking cardio plan that's impossible. Hey, it's the Taylor plan run 200 miles a

day for a week no one's completed it no shit but see the thing is he's doing it with you so it's you know that that's part of it like you have to you have to do what he's doing this guy just loves to run and he's backwards engineering a whole world view not just run he was the chin up champion of the world for some time, right? I had pull up in my head, but I'm not sure enough to say you're off target. I think it's, you're probably right.

One of the other, you know what I mean? Okay, that's pretty cool. I like that about it. Yeah, he had done the most like strict form pull ups in 24 hours. It's like 10,000 or something. Yeah, he's, I'm telling you, Kyle said he's an influencer and I don't know if he meant that as an insult,

but he is the best exerciser I've ever heard of. He is really, really good at it. And running is just one thing. The mental toughness is outrageous. The pull-ups is, dude, if you can run like ultra marathons and do more pull-ups than anybody else, you're a pretty fit dude. You know what I'm saying?

You gotta share a lead with the pull-up thing. That's awesome. That's so much fun. Imagine if, what's his name again? I keep wanting to call him like- David Goggins. David Goggins. Walton Goggins is that actor.

He's not a good runner. Imagine if he was, if you were on an island or something and you had to run from him and he had like a spear and he gave you a day's head start. It wouldn't matter. You know what I mean? Like how terrifying would that be to have him coming for you? Now, you're a good climber.

I think he's the best champion of the world. A good swimmer. Dude, I would be like a three year old. He's a Navy Steel. I don't think there's anywhere I can go where he's not gonna get me. I love that. That's so good. Is he a climber?

He was the pull-up champion of the world. Is he a good swimmer? He is a Navy SEAL. Okay, I'm gonna have to do something absurd like cover myself in my own feces and be naked. He would love that. You think he'd just see that as a mental toughness test? I'm throwing up from the smell of my own shit and he's like barging into it. Maybe I don't think I don't know what I would do because he's gonna,

he's gonna catch me. I would need to booby trap him or something. And my knowledge of traps is little more than what I've seen at home alone. I know you do like how do you actually think you could survive? I an island that's not super small, but it's also not. If you can escape. I don't even know what the rules to this game are. But the answer is going to be no, that I could not survive. Well, I know I looked it up. He's the Guinness World, former Guinness World Record holder for pull ups.

He did 4030 in 17 hours. Okay, I don't care that this guy's eccentric anymore. This guy sounds pretty cool. I like that he's just running around pulling up, you know, his people and islands. I mean, it's kind of to the level of a mental disorder, but it's impressive too. I don't remember the exact circumstance,

but basically I think he wanted to run an ultramarathon And he'd already promised he was going to but then he learned that to Compete in that one. He had to qualify in a separate ultramarathon So he's like, oh, well, let me run run real quick before I run one real quick and I'll be good to go And so he like ran back-to-back like super marathonsons or something I think that's when his feet were were broken and bleeding I see those people shitting themselves They run until they lose control of their bowels and they'll just have shit running down their legs That's always fun for Olympic coverage. By the way, I wouldn't like that. I wouldn't want to run so much that I

Think I shit my very common. No It's a bold stance. You take it there. I do it 60 yards into the race. Oh, he's shit himself coming out of the starting block. It's my tactic. This is unbelievable. It's the second time he shit himself.

Now, Tina, correct me if I'm wrong, this is a 5K they're running? Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yeah, you're shit. Awful. Oh my, that reminds me. So also kind of a good segue, Flavor Flav, I guess, sponsored the women's, what's that? What's it called?

I think it's their water polo team. Water polo, yeah, when they're in the pool with the ball. I think he sponsored them. I don't know what that means. I guess he just gave them some money to help with their team shit or whatever. But it reminded me, did y'all watch Flavor of Love, his reality show from 2005. I remember that. All my coworkers were black and I don't remember what night we, after work we would go to a different person's house and like hang out and watch TV, shoot pool,

play video games, whatever like they did at that house. And I was always the only white person there. And so they watched Flavor of Love. And I remember being in a room of only black people watching Flavor of Love. And I remember being in a room of only Black people watching Flavor of Love. And it was educational because they fucking loved that shit. And I gotta say, it was wild because the first thing that happened, basically Flavor Flav's a rapper, an old school rapper.

He looks like a monster. He looks, he's a very ugly man. And they round up like a dozen hoes that wanna get with Flavor Flav. And they're all kind of gathered around doing, you know, they're taking pictures for the show and they're filming the reality show. And then he's like, yeah, it's nice to meet all y'all.

We're gonna go into the big room, but first we're gonna take a little break. I'm gonna go upstairs. And one of the girls shits herself Lays a Shits herself and it falls on the floor a doo-doo falls out of her debt. She's we're all wearing cocktail dresses Everybody's dressed like a stripper. No, and she just shit straight and you can see her do like that I'm shitting myself maneuver and like and then flavor slave is like yo Yo, oh and Like, and then flavor, flavor is like, yo, what the fuck? What's that smell, yo? Oh, and all of the women are like, I didn't shit myself.

Wait, where's Shanika? And they track her down to the bathroom and like totally humiliated. They're like, yo, did you shit yourself? And she's like, it just fell out. I don't know what to say. I am embarrassed. And he's like, you know what?

I ain't kicking you out. Let's see what you made of. That took courage. Yeah, that took courage. He kept her on the show after she literally shit herself in front of, I don't know, everyone. It was awful. It was awful. I didn't watch... All I remember of that show is that like the bits and pieces and the promos before I turned to something else off of VH1 or MTV, whichever one it was.

But it was just the most goblin-esque little five foot three man with like a grandfather clock on a pendulum. Fuck yeah. Yeah. And then just the most aggressive, mean women all vying for his attention, screaming, pulling hair. Yeah, it wasn't the demo, but I can see how that would be entertaining. Later on, he got with Brigitte Nielsen, who is Sylvester Stallone's ex-wife.

She's like a gorgeous six foot tall blonde woman. And then they had a TV show together where they were like married I think and it was bizarre to see that she was much older at this point she was kind of a gilf but she was you know that was their that was their thing I can remember them being in a bathtub naked together it and and it just being the most disgusting television it was a it was a weird time. VH1. That was that was a crazy lineup. Are we talking about Dr. Disrespect? No, we were just talking about how on flavor, flavor of love,

that lady shit herself in front of everybody. And he still kept her on the show because that wasn't like a that didn't mark her off as a list of potential. That almost seems like a setup. How do you just shit your pants in a car? Actually, it couldn't be a setup. How do you just shit your pants in a car? Actually, it couldn't be a setup How could you convince someone to do that? But also how do you have such little integrity to the tensile strength of your butthole that?

Poop can just tumble on out of there long ways Like I mean make sense you might have to talk Machine Like a play-doh machine. That shape comes up on the extruder. As if that's all just happens to be that shape. It's not your asshole that makes it. She was meeting flavor flavor flavor. She was excited.

She was on TV and it just fell out as she had. Have you ever met someone you were so excited you almost pooped your pants? No, but that's an expression. Someone's done it. You know what I mean? Like some people get so excited they shit themselves, I suppose. Just speaking of shitting yourself, I'm looking at these metal totals for India. What the fuck is going on with the Indian Olympians? No, going on with the Indian Olympians? No. India is the most populous country on the planet. Zach don't link anything yet. Just by comparison, China has 24 total metals, 11 gold. US has 37 total metals, 9 gold. Most populated country on the planet. How many golds, silvers and bronzes do you think India has right now? I guess they combine for three. Kyle?

I didn't listen to the question. The question is how many medals does India have right now? No high school gym or really? I'm gonna say 12. They have zero golds, zero silvers and three bronze. So Woody, Woody, the clairvoyant over here, incredible. Isn't that, they're losing to, I had to look up, Australia has 26 million people. That's 10 million fewer people than India's largest city. It is an athletic competition, Taylor. A series of them.

How could there not be some more athletes in a country of a fucking 2 billion people? I mean, you've seen them. Yeah, but there's outliers everywhere. Chinese people aren't that tall, but every once in a while some fucking monster comes out of there. I think the Chinese are genetically... I think the Chinese have been building Ubermen for like a whole fucking generation. Yao Ming is one of them. Yeah, I think the Chinese genetically are I think the Chinese have been building uber men for like a whole fucking generation We're on the one of them. Yeah, I think so. I don't think y'all means a real person They created him in a fucking laboratory dude if I were the king of India I would like I'd find a reason to keep us out of the Olympics like because this is embarrassing You know what the French are arrogant. We're not sending a team to Paris. Yeah, we don't want to win too many medals

I haven't watched anything if to be honest, I don't know where I would watch it. I did catch or because I got sent all the the screen grabs or whatever the the The drag queen last supper that was I mean What was that? Talking about the drag queen last supper. was I mean what was that what are we talking about the drag queen last supper oh and the opening ceremonies they had a bunch of drag queens do the last supper you know the the da Vinci painting of christ and all his disciples around the table and christ is played by a gigantic fat woman and everybody else is a man dressed as a woman all of the disciples

everybody else is a man dressed as a woman, all of the disciples. And this is part of the opening ceremonies. I saw a still of that. This is a pride parade that we have in every major city. This is the opening ceremonies of the Paris Olympics. Ah, well, this isn't even this. Is that King Neptune there? What are they crossing the equator?

And probably the Dionysus. Wait, who is that Jesus with the blue dress on? I would guess so because it has the halo thing around that you see in paintings and whatnot. But yeah, I saw stills of this. I haven't really watched any of the Olympics at all, other than a clip of an event on Twitter here and there. But I saw stills of this and I'm like, who's this for? Like who, who's like, you know, who's going to love this? The world. The world's going to love this. Like, no, like most people see this and believe it or not, they find it off putting. Is this a friend, a friend, like something that's not new in France, but being gay, that is what they're good at.

No, like I'm just guessing. Like, do they have some tradition that this makes sense? Like, are we just looking at it through this American? That's not a French thing. Drag queen. No, Zach says I'm right. What? They have a they have a tradition. It's actually the drag queen last suffers. Yeah, they don't have a last supper have a tradition. It's actually the drag queen Last Supper. Yeah, they don't have a Last Supper drag queen tradition.

Someone was like, hey, you know what the opening ceremony need? A drag queen Last Supper. Yeah. Yes. Everyone's in. Great. Great. Let's start casting some weird motherfuckers. Who was that blue man? Who was the blue man? So, you know, it's got of vibing with the blue guy.

Not really. That's weird. That is so strange. Like you would think because I like I saw the stills of that and I remembered that really cool one. Maybe it was 2004, 2008, where China hosted it and they had a billion people playing those dramas being like, oh, no, don't know. She don't like fucking intimidating.

I remember seeing that and being like, damn, China does not play like China is a real deal country. They know how to play the drums. So I'm reading about this thing that Cal brought up. It has nothing to do with the Last Supper. There weren't 12 people at the table. No one was supposed to be Jesus, et cetera. It's supposed to have something to do with Mount Olympus.

The idea was to create a big pagan party in link with the God of Mount Olympus, and you will never find me or my work or any desire of mocking anyone. So it was some sort of Mount Olympus thing having to do with the Olympics and not- That sounds so much worse what you said. I just read it.

You guys were like, we were not mocking the Last Supper. It was about connecting with Lord Cthulhu, who's the demon of pain. Now we like to pay homage to him, and the more eyes we get to watch, the more power. Yeah. What?

I mean, who wants to like, shouldn't the ceremonies be like cool? Shouldn't they inspire people and like look neat? Not like a bunch of bearded men in dresses frolicking about. I would like a dog show. I don't know why they were in drag. Like does France have some drag tradition that I don't understand that.

It's cause that's what's, you know, in vogue right now for the kind of people who make these decisions. I just, I don't know where you. What you don't know where I did something. What do they do? No, no, you didn't do anything. I'm just like, there's definitely not a tradition though of like drag queen last supper like displays This is like just a skit that they put on like just like the drums in China

There's no like tradition of like 10,000 drummers playing to scare the West They just they were like, you know, what fuck fucking scare the US Come on turn the red lights on. I did see a clip of like some French like normal French people reacting to it. That was funny where even they were speaking they were speaking French so I didn't exactly know but you could tell they're being like you know even for me as a French man this is pretty gay. I said that this is pretty embarrassing for the whole nation of France however they would sound. Yeah it's I saw this stuff about it where they're like, actually, it's the feast of Dionysus. And it's like, yeah, but the staging

of it and everything, like you're kind of doing multiple things there. And it's, you know, I don't think the feast of Dionysus traditionally had Dionysus wearing the kind of Catholic sigil thing over the head of Christ. Regardless, it's fucking ugly and ridiculous. Like who watched that and was like, yes, other than the choreographers. I scanned a few more articles. I think you guys are right. It's just drag and woke and trendy,

which I was hoping not to see that, but it doesn't seem like anyone meant to do the Last Supper, that that's just something that Americans are seeing in it when they were going for some Olympic. It's not just Americans, it's like a lot of Catholic countries, like a lot of people from Catholic countries, so like Italians. People who like the Easter Bunny and fake shit

are getting all upset calling it the Last Supper, but I'm not, there were 12 people, I guess, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, it definitely was framed the same way as The Last Supper, looking like that. And so it's almost like I could see it being like a have your cake and eat it too. Do this. Also mock that. But I don't know. I can't read their mind. When they say stuff like I didn't imagine how this could be offensive. It's like, really? Yes, you did. Yes, yes, you did. You think fucking Chinese people are watching this opening ceremony and thinking it's awesome? Like, no, this

was alienating and weird to everyone who wasn't involved in the choreography of it. It just is. Yeah. I'm not looking forward to any of the games. Is there anything I'm supposed to be on the lookout for? Do we have some like track and field person who's going to break a world record or anything those records break all the time because they have so many events seemingly some of Katie Ledecky one who's that that's our swagger right yeah dude it's actually pretty cool I think she has like, hold on. She has the top 20 fastest 1500 swimming times in the world.

So like not only is she has the fastest time ever, but she has the next 19 fastest swims also. And she just got a gold. Yeah. She won by like 50 meters. She was finishing the event when the other people were like, she went to one by a hundred meters. I don't know. It was crazy when someone's so much better than everyone else in any sport.

That's always neat. That because of his weird torso length, right? I think something about his lactic acid production too. I've read, but you never know what's like propaganda. Me too. Janet Evans, I think that was her name. She was a swimmer. Shit, it's close to that, but I have it wrong.

Anyway, her throat was like two, 400% bigger than everybody else's. Like she just had a bigger PVC pipe bringing air in and out of her leg. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good blow job that's not tight. PVC pipe, bringing it out of her lane. That's a good blow job. That's not tight.

He's not even getting blown. She's like, she's always says she has to save her throat for the game. This dumb bitch. She is the throat goat and I can't get any. That would suck. Yeah. Anyway, man, India with three bronze medals. That's so embarrassing. That's so fucking embarrassing to have that. Imagine if our country was six times bigger and had six times as many people. You think we'd be having the same amount of metals I don't I don't think there there's industrialized as as you might think I'm not sure if the vast population is really utilized for Olympic gold yeah it's not that so like so they colonized India and like just dominated

that country when India finally left left, the leaders of the country were like, we're gonna engineer the fuck out of this shit. First of all, everybody learns English. English is the fucking 37 different weirdo languages we speak in India now. Those are all your second languages. Your first is India, suck a dick, that's the rule. Also, you're all engineers and doctors. fuck every other profession. This is India, we're

going to focus on engineering and medical sciences. And here we are, like, 50 years later, they're all engineers and doctors. None of them played sports. High schools don't even have sports. This is the culture that you get out of it. Even engineers and doctors are just a teeny percentage of it. Like I feel like most Indians are like dirt poor, right? Like just living in the grossest city you've ever seen. At least in my experience, I've talked to a lot of Indians.

Zach, show us some guilty streets in India to hammer home these points we're making. That truth is a huge national shame for them. Like I had a trip to India scheduled. I didn't end up going, but like I was, I got pulled, it sucked. But anyway, they're like prepping me so I didn't judge them too hard on the poverty you see as the plain lands.

Like there's like, it's those, you've seen Brazil where there's like a line between rich and poor. India has that as well. And they're like, oh, those, they're called the untouchables. It's the bulk of our population. We're working on it.

Yeah. And they are secret. They're not working on it. That sign says Delhi Park. Yeah. Well, we're the cleanest street in all of India. They're working. They used to have a caste system that determined how you got into college and such. Well, we're cleanest street in all of India.

That determined how you got into college and such. And they got rid of all that. I'm not sure why good grades now have social mobility. Looks like a cow's body, right? In the bottom center, it looks like a tiny child. Maybe with half its head submerged. I see what I'm just looking for anything awful I can find. You know, this is this is dreadful, though. Do you think they have like a superhero? Oh, this is the worst. It's not the expendables. It's the untouchables.

Look at that dog. And instead of seven superheroes, they have like 10,000 people that don't care if they die. Yeah, man, look at that. Look at that dog. Just. We're not done with him yet, are we? God damn it, Zach. Zach, we need a whole collage. We need to experience this culture and marvel at it. Man, do they hate, man, they love cows. They hate trash cans. Like what else are we gonna do over there? I've never seen a group of people who's more comfortable throwing a plastic bottle in a

river. Like, would you ever do that? If I saw someone at a public beach, like throw a plastic bottle in the ocean in Florida, I and most normal people would be like, whoa, what the, like, what are you doing, dude? Like you can't throw garbage out here. Like you guys are probably the same.

If you're at the beach and like someone left a bottle cap or like something, you take that back with you. You know, you want to- Here's the thing. Well, at the beach and like someone left a bottle cap or like something you take that back with you you know you know here's the thing here's well in the river yes but when you're driving down the road I feel like you should throw anything and everything out your window except for glass bottles now hear me out here here in Georgia they let the the fellas out of the jails to clean that trash on the side of the road. And if everybody did as you would like and stopped throwing the garbage out the window, then those guys would have nothing to do

out there on the roads. They wouldn't be able to enjoy the bright sunny Georgia afternoon. This is Taylor's anti-freedom. I'm talking to you or Kai Rickram Mayarishalu that I am speaking with currently. You know, throw your garbage out the window when you're driving down the road, because that'll get that work crew out there something to do. Enjoying their day.

And what happens if you ever you encourage that you get India, you get more workers, which is another basically another India. We're getting nowhere near that. Those people are so I don't know how that happens. It's clearly cultural. But like the shitting in the streets thing I can't remember this exact story, but it was something about a Canadian woman spotting an Indian person Shitting in holes they were digging on like a public beach and she didn't want to report them because it was an Indian person And that would made her and that would be a bad look to like report an Indian for shitting in all the cultures are equal

Kyle it with it. Yes, exactly equal. Yeah, that's I mean, it doesn't matter what ethnicity someone is. If you see them pooping in the sand, you gotta call a ranger. What about those Haitian cannibals they caught trying to enter the United States illegally? Are they are they is their culture equally viable to ours? I can see them on the internet looking at the most obese countries like, let's go to America.

It's a cannibal's paradise. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah. No, I, you know, cannibalism, it's a storied tradition in Haiti. And so for you to question that is, I don't know, a little bigoted. Yeah. I'm I'm anti cannibal I always have been and I'm not afraid to take that stance. I

Mean, I would be the famous legal I would absolutely person I wouldn't eat dog though. I feel I feel bad for the dog, but I could eat a person I'd rather eat a dog because I'm pretty sure eating people you you can get really fucked up disease We need the brain matter like we're not eating like ground people We're gonna have like a nice fillet of Peter or like or like some fucking grilled Susan like it's been like five six Hours since I've eaten maybe It's 5 PM.

He had lunch on time. He's like, that Chipotle bowl, they sure changed me. I think it should be, I think it should be legal to eat people. And I think that, um, you should be able to like donate your body, not to science, but to, to culinary science, to like, uh, not to science but to to culinary science to like a the rest Imagine imagine a restaurant like super trendy called the cadaver or some or the morgue And they serve people and and you'd have like a picture of the person on the wall

Like like this is susan She donated her body to culinary science. It's called the morgue It's all in lowercase the title font and it's got an umlaut over the O and it's like fancy. I like that. Yeah, too. I like that too. Okay, we just gotta get we just get cannibalism legalized in Vegas, probably. Most people are gonna hate it. Yeah, that's Vegas is probably Vegas is probably the best. Or an Indian reservation, we could say it's part of their cultural thing, and we'd have a chef who's like one eighth Cherokee

to help us, you know, make a life. Isn't life crazy? The Indians here, the feather Indians, absolutely hate litter, don't care for them a bit. Makes them cry. Makes them cry. The other, the real Indians, love litter. You show them a piece of litter, and they're like, let's triple

it, bud. You call that litter. You call that litter. I just relax and view the revalor of bodies. My understanding is that Ganges River or whatever is sacred to them. Like it's not just like a big river. It's not the Mississippi. It's like a holy river. And that is the most filthy thing. Have you ever seen when it's all frothy and there's like, there's like three feet of foam, like a, like a beer on top of where the water like takes a turn. Is it salt water? No. No, it's hard to get fresh water to froth. Yeah. I saw a woman washing her clothes and like a dead body was floating by like 20 feet away. Yeah. Like in the water. And you, you see one dead body, you know, that wasn't the dead body of the day.

Like there's, there's a constant parade of those things going by. Yeah. They love litter. They hate, they hate. I can't imagine hating nature as much as India does. They despise it. They see a fresh tree and they're like, can you imagine if like you went to Vatican city and you're like, oh, why they smear feces all over the pillars.

Oh, they've ruined it. There's tons of lepers all over the ground. I bet the Taj Mahal doesn't look like that. Zach, can you find pictures of the Taj Mahal doesn't look like that. Zach, can you find pictures of the Taj Mahal looking trashy? Like a little sort of peel the curtain back a little bit like is the Taj Mahal? Because I know whenever I see pictures of the great pyramids of Giza, if you frame it just right, it's like, oh my God, look at this testament to time. But then you like turn the camera like 90 degrees and you see these slums and everything and just garbage, giant piles of plastic bottles.

Yeah, that's what I'm looking for. Yeah. Look at that bird. The trash bird. Man, that that trash is so old, like it's this looks like I've never seen plastic actually begin to decompose before. Oh wow. Oh they can't have this an eyesight or eyeline of the Taj Mahal. That's their big thing. That's their to do their world. Why don't they burn the trash for fuel or something? I'm serious. I think like I know there's major cities that do that. They burn the trash for fuel

Yeah, I'm sure of it. Yeah, what the fuck is going on in India? Why is there so much garbage? You can't you can't assign like a tenth of one percent. They take a tenth of one percent of their populations Like you're garbage men now. That's 20 million That's 20 million people. Like, what do you think? You think the problem is they don't have any garbage men? Like, not a single one? Do you see one trash can here? Why is that?

I don't see any trash cans right here. Checkmate. Something to take note of is like, this isn't being used as real estate or being developed for a reason. There's just no money. Like they're next to the fucking Taj Mahal and there's not room for like a Ben and Jerry's here. Would you get Ben and Jerry's there? I wouldn't.

I feel like two steps in that wasteland would give me herpes. It looks horrific. Are these really almost like AI generated? That was like a fucking video game. Are they rebuilding part of it? I don't know. Are these really almost like AI generated? That was like a fucking video game. Are they rebuilding part of it? I don't know. The Taj Mahal looks really cool. And I've seen the pictures where it's clean and nice,

like maybe that's just from the front, though. But I mean, we've looked at it from four angles and it's a wasteland, Taylor. I don't know where the road in is at this point. Damn. Jesus Christ. Yeah, no one. I wonder, I wonder, like, was that water so dirty you couldn't tell if it was water or land anymore Yeah, it's just like a like a non-Newtonian fluid now

But the garbage aside the shitting is is the most interesting thing to me about India is their their fear of the toilet Mm-hmm Yeah, they don't use toilet paper What yeah, well, I mean a lot of countries use like a bidet or they'll have what looks like a garden They're not using a day attachment in there using their hand. Yeah Which which one I Hope that cultures change since I last worked in IT, but yeah that they just use their hand and wash it after man I wouldn't do that. That'd be that it afterwards. Nah, they wouldn't do that.

That's abominable. They wouldn't do that. That's disgusting. Well, you're not telling me the Indian people, by and large, wipe their dirty asses with their hand, are you? It's part of their culture and it's beautiful, Kyle. Jesus Christ.

I imagine that they don't even want, they just like flick it at the wall. You know what they do? They like find a beautiful, they find a beautiful untouched flower and they go, I imagine that they don't even want they just like look it at the wall They find a beautiful untouched flower and they go Fuck it at it. They go. How'd you escape the garbage tsunami you bitch? We're shutting down this we're shutting down nature. I remember, you know Robin can I jump in? Yeah Unlike Westerners ended Indians use their hands and water to clean their bottoms. First, they touch the excreta with their fingers,

and then they clean those fingers subsequently. At one level, this highlights the particular emphasis that the Indian psyche gives to the removal of impure bodies or substances from the bodies, my mistake. So yeah, they wipe their hands and then wash their hands. I wipe their hind-knees with their hands and then wash them. And then they-

I always thought that I was being bigoted with my hatred for India and the idea of ever going there. And then I remember Robin Quivers from the Howard Stern Show, who's a multimillionaire and a world traveler, talked about her trip to India. I don't think she left the airport area. She like went from the airport to the hotel and back to the airport and left. She's like, it's not going to work out and just left.

Yeah. I mean, I remember Carl Pilkington going to India on an idiot abroad. And even he was like, this is disgusting. Like, this is so gross. Everything's gross. Well, that's what you get when you don't have trash cans and you're throwing garbage everywhere and toilet paper hasn't caught on yet. Yeah.

I was thinking of like the worst parts of American cities. And I guess there are some real fucking wastelands to be had, but they're kind of isolated areas. I just, India's a really big place. Seems like they're chill with those tigers, though. I there's some weird statistic about how many Indians are killed every year to tiger attack, and it's such a huge number that you have to double check your math and you're like, yeah, yeah, 150 a year to tigers.

OK, it's more tigers or elephants. What do you think has more kills in India? 100 percent tigers. I know you've told me about their tiger problems. Like, I don't remember the numbers, but it was like hundreds of people who'd been killed by tigers in a year or two. That's too many.

There should be a solution to that. Yeah, I'm glad we don't really have any predators here. Every now and then some dummy in LA. I'm wearing Kyle. Lion between 2014 and 22, 500 people lost their lives to tiger attacks. On the other hand, more than 4000 people have lost their front to elephants. Holy ****. **** with me on Indian trivia.

I was raised by this culture. How can that be true? Why are they born in the filth of the Ganges? You adopted it. Hepatitis rules off me like water off a duck. Do you feel less angry now about all the phone scams and like the old people phone scams they do when you know that they go home to like a garbage pile like Oscar the Grouch?

No, they can both not scam old people and throw their garbage in the trash can. They can do both. No, they can't do either. Man, can you imagine still living in a country where like you're regularly losing to nature? Where it's like, it's like, ah, there was a wild elephant attack. What you guys do? We've run from the elephants. That what else can you do?

And it's like, I hear that. I hid in the biggest garbage pile Waited for the stampede to pass I get do they just have wild elephants in rural areas and they kill country folk Is that yeah, and they don't know what their elephants or something like they leave them alone. Well, I mean, that's nice I do I I don't want the elephants to get fucked with but it seems like Seems like they're a little aggressive. They're coming 4,000 people I'm just reading elephant stats This one it doesn't give a time period but it's like India reported 2829 human deaths from elephants, but they lost

528 elephants due to electrocution and train accidents. What the fuck? What? What? What? What? Another thing, the Indians might throw in their garbage away,

they're grabbing telephone wires on the top of trains. They're trying to get ripped up there, dude. Oh, Leeshaw, what is your plan today? Oh, I don't know. Go down to the beach. Shit and piss in it. Throw away my Fanta bottle at the recent-to-day dead body. And then I don't know, go get trampled to death by a wild animal.

The world is playing a hole. The fact that she said there's like 500 elephant deaths to electric shock and and train accident I gotta see these videos. Don't you want to go to this country now? Come on, I mean shit. I kind of want to see an elephant get by a train if I'm being honest like holy sure, he like a mean elephant and he's in the trains like And then it's like fuck you and is like running down the tracks at the train trains are amazing like Every so often I'll see a train versus something YouTube video.

And I was thinking to myself, like could an elephant derail a train? No, no, not even close. That elephant will just turn to paste. I've seen a train hit a tractor trailer carrying a giant bulldozer. And the train barely noticed that it ran through a bulldozer. Bulldozers are heavy. They have to be to push dirt around. Yeah. And train versus everything.

It's never as close as you think it might be. Yeah. I saw some, uh, some idiot derailed a train for fun the other day on, on like Tik TOK. Oh no. What does she, uh, there's these things you can put on the tracks, uh, that, that I used to put, uh, like penn shit. There's these things you can put on the tracks that I used to put like pennies and quarters and stuff on the track and yeah come back and maybe smash like came out of the machine and Next to the track, of course is all that ballast. That's what the rocks are called around the railroad ties and I was always afraid if I like I really wanted to put a rock on the, but I thought it would derail the whole train. So I wasn't shoots the rock out. It like pinches it enough and the rock shoots out.

We, uh, at our like town festival every year, they would, they had like a fun train. It was a full size on the tracks train. Um, and they would roll it up and down the tracks and let people get on it and like ride it to one end of town and then back again. Actually, oh my God, this is such an old memory. These goofballs were always trying to get some sort of sexy entertainment into our small Christian town. At the time, I just I'm remembering adults conversations when I'm in like second or third grade right now. But here was the ploy they came up with to get like a like a strip club into the town. They were building a sexy train car and they were going to have it roll back and forth through town

and get around like the business laws somehow. Like because it wasn't you know a brick and mortar establishment. It's like a train traveling down the tracks. And then the train stop wasn't gonna be directly affiliated with the stripping and whatever else was going on on the train. And they even built this goofy ass train. Last time I was in Livonia, you could still see it

parked there going to rot. But somebody put the kibosh on that, I guess. What the fuck? I wish there... I watched a YouTube video where this guy built, like, I wanna call it a railway car, but it's not like a car like you're thinking of. It was like a piece of plywood with four shitty wheels and a Briggs and Stratton engine that made the turn.

And he could go exploring Southern California and go places that you couldn on these like abandoned rails. But it was, the video was entertaining because the guy didn't know what he was doing at all. He didn't know how, like, you know how the, I don't know the details of it, but the wheels are like conical, so it's always self-centering and it goes around turns.

Well, he didn't know about that. So he just tried to like wing it and the thing kept coming off the rails. He kept having to repair it. But he'd get like, you know, 27 miles into the desert. And now his car is broken. So he's like, I brought some tools and he's putting it back together. Shits breaking. It was wild. I want to be on that adventure. That'd be cool.

I keep hearing about those older guys who go on those walks in the desert and then die. There was a guy the other day, I think he went to Death Valley or something like that and flip-flops and then he lost his flip-flops and his feet melted in the sand. What? Wow. Melted? Melted. Like rapidly? Can you show a few seconds of this video so we don't get copyright claim rapidly but by the time they got him he was out there melted you don't want to get melted no you don't want to get melted it sounds like an awful way to go check out this guy look at this is the car he made and he's just here playing oh Oh, it doesn't play very smoothly, but he just out there with a cooler, a Briggs and Stratton engine rolling, going exploring.

Is there no chance he's going to bump into a train? I think it's an abandoned railroad. So yeah, I'm actually sure of it. And there were parts of it where he had to like lift his contraption and get it to like the next part of intact rail. Yeah. And like a train doesn't sneak up on you. Like it's, you know. I guess it doesn't, planes do. Really?

Yeah, like Cessna level plane. You're in the air? I'm just, fuck no. When I'm like at the airport, like you turn around and one lands at you. Like a plane can get within 30 feet of you before you know if it's landing. Maybe that's stretching it 70 feet. Man you know what I liked about that picture of the guy in the wilderness

there? Trashless. No garbage out there huh? No garbage. He's I guarantee that guy's putting his diet pepsi's back in the cooler. He's not after he's finished him he's not throwing it by the wayside ruining the guys experience. In the 70s people just threw trash out of their cars. Like you'd be driving behind someone. Now people flick cigarettes out of their cars and even that you might turn your nose up a little. But, uh, back in the day that the same thing was with like Mcbags of McDonald's food stuff. Like you might turn your nose up a little. Some people do it. Some people don't.

I'm glad we don't do that anymore. I really dislike that. What throwing trash out there with that? Yeah, littering. It's the most like, it's the easiest thing to not do. I just explained why it's a wonderful thing and you're contributing to those guys. If it's like apple cores and banana peels, yeah.

No plastic. Plastic bottles. Taylor, you could make a rapist happy. Would you make Kyle's dream come true? I mean, I convicted rapist, Woody. Yes. Okay, just a a rapist happy. Would you make Kyle's dream come true? I mean convict I convicted rapist What he does is just a convicted rapist Okay, or whoever they let I don't think they let the rapists out on the chain gangs and stuff For those who don't know maybe you're international. We literally take prisoners from the prison

Chain them up and then put them on the side of the road and have them like cut grass and pick garbage up in heavy Wool uniforms that are pink and white stripe. They look like the pink panther out there sweating in the July heat. I've seen it. It's kind of hilarious. Who else is going to pick up that garbage? Well, I mean, you'd pay a crew to do it rather than using like slave labor. We already have the slave labor though. Alabama's where they have the pink uniforms. That's extra humiliating. Georgia, I think it just has like a, like a jumpsuit.

That is embarrassing. They should make it extra embarrassing. They should dress them like those dudes in the opening ceremonies. Make them pick up trash, drag them to the drag. Nobody wants to work, huh? Well, well, well, as he's walking with his baton, there's a bunch of guys that pick up

enough trash in my high heels. Mr. Warden. The warden's got the blue shit on that. He's like, you left that. Come on, guys, we all agreed on this. We were going to dress up. You have made me appear fool today. Yeah, I have weird feelings about that, about the what's essentially slave

labor when they use the prisoners to to do any of that. Anything, any work when they're only paying them nine cents an hour. I think that's what we got paid. I think it was nine cents an hour. You didn't work. Yeah, but if I had worked, they'd have had to pay me nine cents an hour. You could have come up with dozens of cents, Kyle. I don't know why you didn't take advantage of that. Why would I have worked? It was nine cents an hour. I would go read Harry Potter.

You had to work a few days and earn a candy bar commissary. You're not thinking a long game. If you had the choice to work, it doesn't seem like slavery. Slaves couldn't be like, I'm not feeling it today, boss. He rounded us up and was like, who don't have a job? And I was like, fuck, I mean, a lot of us, I guess, we're gonna get you one, ain't we? The only reason I wasn't forced to work

is because I kept like not getting my medical clearance. So I wasn't medically cleared to work. Just forgetful. Just no, yeah, I kept forgetting to go. Yeah. All right. You know, I had so much to do today. I forgot about medical, maybe tomorrow. All right. I had so much to do today. I forgot about medical. Maybe tomorrow.

I don't even wanna be here, much less sweep up while I'm like, get the fuck out of here. I just wanna lay here and get this over with. But everybody, if you're gonna be different. Just reading Harry Potter. You don't understand, the plants are screaming. I got things to do.

Guys, I gotta read Harry Potter and not shit for the next six weeks. No, no, no, no six weeks. Yeah, yeah, pretty much. I probably mentioned it before, but in the TV room, you could see it. Yeah, I found out today we got a real internet celebrity here with us. Now, are you too good to shit in our bathroom, Mr. Miles? Prisoner Miles thinks that he's too good to shit in our bathroom. Mr. Miles thinks that he's too good to shit in our bathroom. He thinks he's better than all y'all. What do you say to that, Mr. Internet Man?

Thankfully everybody was chill about that. That one guard was like, what are you doing in here? Aren't you Kyle? We can't have these conversations anymore. Whatever he was. Yeah, that was a that was a fun time. Taylor, you could look out the TV room window and you can see the cars driving down the highway and just like, I wonder where they're going.

Probably somewhere better than this. Yeah, better than Kayla. Welcome. We're talking about America's failure in the Olympics and also the filth of India. Talking about how disgusting India is and how they only have three bronze medals in the entire Olympics and they have that's like one billion people per bronze. That's so bad. Per capita. Yeah, per capita. That's their per capita win rate. Yeah, this is a billion instead of a thousand.

Have you followed any Olympics stuff at all? I don't give a fuck about the Olympics. I don't know why. I don't know why this year. I just I didn't even know. I actually thought about the Olympics for some reason on the 26th of July. And I was like, when are the Olympics? And then I believe they started on the 26th of July. And I was like, when are the Olympics? And then I believe they started on the 26th. It was just like this weird sort of unexpected kind of,

I haven't followed it at all. I saw this morning that the Algerian lady beating the shit out of that other girl and everyone on Twitter said it was a trans person, but it wasn't. I saw that this morning. Yeah, I saw that everyone was like, this is a trans, this is a dude beating her up. And then it's like, I think she has a, some kind of genetic issue. Right. I don't know what it's called. Unusually high testosterone. Yeah. But it's like some sort of androgen issue of absorption or, I don't know, but she's a woman. Like, right. Yeah. there's a little guy in her She hit me harder than I've ever been hit in my life. Yeah, that's crazy That's a nice compliment then

Yeah, can I watch and you know? Call me crazy, but it an Italian woman overreacting Have we ever seen that anywhere, you know? call me crazy, but an Italian woman overreacting, have we ever seen that anywhere? You know? Like that tends to happen sometimes. And I watched the clip of them fighting and it's like the Italian lady took a couple hits that looked very, frankly, very strong,

but like she quit before it really got moving. Like it was only 45 seconds or some shit of the fight. She said she'd never been hit that hard before in her life, Taylor. And she didn't even she wasn't even bleeding. Oh, she was. Yeah. All right. Well, I didn't do I didn't do enough research. But yeah, that's that's silly. You can you can easily be like, yeah, men shouldn't compete against women.

But when it's like an actual fucking woman who has a hormonal thing, it's like, what are they supposed to do? Is there like an easily evade, if she would have taken a pill to get rid of this, unfair advantage, like a week leading up, would that have helped? No, because that's not how the shit works,

I wouldn't imagine. I like it when they have like an exemption. Like I'm thinking of Messi, the soccer player. This guy's the best soccer player to have ever lived on this planet thus far. And he's really short and his body doesn't produce human growth hormone. So he got a pass to inject human growth hormone. And he just happens to be the best soccer player

who's ever lived. Yeah. Coincidental. Good for him. It's not because he's on performance enhancing drugs. Do you know what his dose is? I don't. He doesn't have big head or like big hands or like the bubble gut. Swollen organ. Yeah. He doesn't have that. He has one enormous foot for kicking. Yeah, I don't think so. But good for him for me. Did you guys know anybody like that growing up that had to get on like kickstart hormones because their puberty did my dad, my dad does. My dad did.

He had that happened to him or he knew someone. Yeah, it happened to him. What happened is it? I had some kind of birth. I don't remember. My grandmother told me a long time ago, but he had to take growth hormone pills. And apparently some of the kids who had to take them just were riddled with cancer and died before the age of 10. So he got really lucky to not be riddled with tumors. And he's short. He's like five five.

But he's like shredded and probably the healthiest person I've ever met. So he's doing good now. But yeah, him. Okay. Is he still on some sort of program? No, I believe once he was in high school, his body started to kick in. But once again, I've, I'm just sort of talking out of my ass based on what my grandmother told me when I was a child. So, yeah, I knew someone like that in, I guess it was up to high school.

And I guess there was also that like tumor or some health concern for him too, because it was very clear that puberty was not going to hit him at like an old, because he was like 16 years old and he was still like five foot, like four 11, like he was a tiny little guy and he had to go through like months and months, maybe like a year plus of testing and stuff because they were so worried about like, all right, if we put this on you, it's going to start, you know, it's going to kickstart your puberty, but this hormone can also cause this and that and this and that and this. And so he eventually got approved to be on it. It doesn't have any tumors or anything like that. Thank goodness. But he like shot up abnormally fast only ever got to

be like five, seven. But I've like thought before it's like, if, if it, if we were in the 1800s, and that wasn't a possibility, like you just would have had to live your life in like as a four foot 11 man lit who always looked like like whatever what diseases Andy Milonakis have. He's not sure but he uh baby disorder baby disease yeah that's what baby disease and because he's like 40 50 years old but he still has really you don't yeah he's like is he actually yeah yeah you did the Andy Milonac show in the early 2000s on MTV. And it was very funny. I remember liking it. And I thought at the time I'm like, Oh, this guy's probably like my age, like a 15 year old and no, he

was like 28. Yeah. 28. But he had whatever that disease is. He's 48. What the fuck? He uh, baby Huey. Yeah. I my aunt the Andy Milonakis I know is the ice Poseidon bus Andy Milonakis. Yeah, Andy Milonakis. Yeah, whatever his name is I think I'm having a small it's been all downhill for him since the doc Yeah, he had a growth hormone deficiency And he's womp womp him to always have the voice and appearance of an adolescent Zach You know that we so we showed Dr. Disrespect's Twitter post because it's like he spent like six weeks or whatever,

you know, figuring out what the move was when he came back, like what the teaser trailer was going to look like or whatever. And he went with something that's just real easy to pick apart and make fun of. And I just I don't know what he was thinking. Maybe maybe that was his idea. He's like, this will drive engagement. Watch this. This is the picture, the tweet.

Yeah. Can you can you show the tweet, Zach, because it's like him. Yeah. I'm in the chessboard. Also, instant right wing griff, too, is not awesome. Is that what he's doing now? Yeah, I mean, he's going to be going hard in the Nick Merck's anti-trans footstep side. That's my assumption. That's my understanding. He likes grint trans. He's kind of gripping it. Why would he be anti-trans?

Yeah, that was the whole thing is that he also ripped off a trans cam girl and... Yeah, she thought she was going to get promotion if she gave him masturbation fodder. whole thing is that he also ripped off a trans cam girl. Yeah, she thought she was gonna get promotion if she gave him masturbation fodder. So she came through and he didn't. Masturbation fodder. Maybe he secretly likes him, but one of his first responses to his big tweet

was calling out depression rates for LGBTQ people. So I figured that might mean he doesn't like them. Oh yeah. I don't know. I didn't, I only saw the chess and checkers thing and I saw people being like, ah, playing checkers. You didn't even check her ID. Like next thing you'd be right back. That's why the picture's taken. So it's, it's, it's also him like playing an adult game while his opponent is a child and playing a child's game barely see over the table Yes So he's gonna pivot this and try and be like a

Now I think the quartering people like him were sort of defending him vehemently When it all first came out. Like Sneak-O was defending him pretty heavy. Okay. So you think he's just because I didn't I have never watched Dr. Disrespect's content, at least not since he was making those machinima videos like 13 years ago. But yeah, he he was an apolitical channel, wasn't he? Like he had he until recently, I think the Nick Merck's thing, he kind of doubled down on.

He's been post twitch. He's been kind of like behind the scenes, sort of overtly difficult, overtly apolitical, but difficult to pin down in the time that he is political. Like he talks about shungite and conspiracies and kind of like, you know, he believes that there's like a cabal and stuff. At least that's the vibe that I got. I don't really know. about Chungite and conspiracies and kind of like, he believes that there's like a cabal and stuff. At least that's the vibe that I got, I don't really know. He's been kind of trending right.

He just doesn't literally talk about politics. He just talks about it. I love all the things that right wing people do. Mm-hmm, he doesn't go like, nothing wrong with that. I don't know if this rebranding is gonna work. I don't know if that don't know this rebranding I don't think it's rebranding. I certainly I think he's gonna come back and do some gaming streams He's clearly gonna come back and play fucking Elden ring or something like that and and and I think it's gonna be a guard and she won stream. It is going to be

Fucking huge, but where was where this game is he on like kicker? So you two Don't know So you two demonetized him. I don't know if he's still demonetized. Didn't kick banning or something. Oh, like you're in them preemptively. Yes, I don't know if he's still banned. You have to go to D live. Wait, no, is that where the pedo stream?

Oh, it just shut down. Yeah, it was it was Microsoft's. uh, capturing platform for a little while. It looks like he streamed like one week ago on his YouTube. I feel like I'd have heard about this live in 30 minutes. The Elden Ring Adventure continues. Maybe he never ended up going live. He didn't go on the adventure. At cold feet.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my mistake. This is this is June 24th, not July. No, he hasn't streamed. You're right. You're right. I've got some Shungite. I bought some Shungite because of him back in 2020.

What is that? It's a, it's an old rock. It's an old rock. Oh, I like it. I like it. It's old. True. It's a, people claim that it absorbs Wi-Fi signals and stuff. I just think it looks cool. And I thought it was funny because it's fun to say. Is absorbs Wi-Fi signals and stuff.

I just think it looks cool. And I thought it was funny because it's fun to work. My Wi-Fi does work. You've been that well. Yeah, it doesn't work well because you want it. It absorbs just enough. It only absorbs the bad Wi-Fi. Exactly.

It's like a dream. It takes all those dangerous five G ions in there for you or whatever. Yeah, I do like cool rocks. I remember. I don't remember if this is on the show or privately, Kyle, that we were talking about buying like a big piece of tungsten. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We talked about that here. Yeah, yeah. It's it might be tungsten. There's that website where you can buy increasingly larger blocks of it. And they're rather expensive. Unbelievable.

A thousand dollars for the heavy chunks of it. Oh, yeah. I've seen people when they encounter one be like, what is this? It's so small, but so so heavy. Yeah, it's like I saw that meme like it was a there's a clip on Twitter. And I guess someone in the Barstool sports office spent like $5,000 on like a three inch by three inch tungsten cube. And they were just having people come over and be like, lift up the cube.

And everyone would come over there and be like, this is kind of neat. And then they'd lift it and you'd see almost a spiritual light in their eyes turn on where they're like, oh, I'm connecting with something, something powerful. It's like, and even like there was one guy who was like pretty big and he couldn't lift it up with one hand like that. Also it's like slippery, of course, but like one thing like that big, a cube was like 51 pounds and a certainly dense thing. If you were a billionaire,

would that be one of the things that you had created for you? Cause even though it's wasteful is Like a weight set like a bunch of weight tungsten weight plates, so they'd all just be super tiny Yeah, but I look like a dumb bitch when I'm like working out now because it's just the tiniest little disk You've ever seen on you drop one of those tungsten wafers and cut your foot in half My house foundation Like Captain America's shield. Yeah, come on. I have to destroy my house foundation. Like it wouldn't be like Captain America's shield. Yeah, but those are cool.

So if anyone wants to send me a $5,000 tungsten cube, How big is a $5,000 tungsten cube? It's like two and a half or three inch by three inch on every side. It's like 50 pounds. And so you know what I like more than you're supposed to like them magnets. I am a magnet moron. And so it's wild. You know what I like more than you're supposed to like them? Magnets. I am a magnet moron.

I don't get it. I need like a physicist with patience to explain how magnets work. I Google it and it's like, why do magnets attract? And they say, well, the opposites attract while the similar poles repel. And I'm like, no, no, no, I know that they do. Why do they?

Well, the magnetic fields have that effect. I still don't know why. I need somebody with patience to try to decode this magic. It's magic. It may as well be. I'll explain it. It may as well be magic. Do they wear out?

They're stored energy in a magnet. If I just have them attract and like hold some, like if I were to use a potted plant, like a big strong magnet, hold a potted plant to the ceiling, like does this make sense? A hanging one like by a porch, would it just work forever? Would that magnet tire out? I don't know. Are there ions somewhere out, somewhere used in the process of magnetism or is it just a forever source? Cause if they last forever, there's gotta be a way to make these magnets. Have you ever made a perpetual motion machine of some sort?

Have you ever made an electromagnet with wire and battery? Yes, yes. But that's not the cool kind. That's not the story. Neodymium. It just keeps working. Yeah, neodymium are those real magnets. Zach, you used to have one.

I used to have one. Thank you. You know what? Just looking at you, Caleb, I bet you had some neodymium magnets. That seems like weird. I had two. I had two and they fucking hit each other

and blew up and sent trap all over my room. And if your finger's in there, like it's- Oh yeah. Literally an amputation. Like it's not- I've been fucked. It's not like closing a car door where you just get hurt, but you're okay, because actually the door flexed a little bit or something.

Like, no, it, boom, it's just smush. I saw a guy unboxing one on YouTube, because I guess I also have gone on the magnet train in YouTube, and he had those neodymium ones that you can get on Amazon, or similar to that, because they're like a disc, and the ones on Amazon are real little, teeny tiny little magnets.

These were like the size of your fist, maybe a little bigger. And so he was like, like one of them came in a big crate because I guess it needed a huge amount of packing around it to keep it from interfering. And even as he was taking it out, I guess it's both heavy and like he had a helper

like checking around to be like, all right, one more sweep, nothing metal, nothing around. Because if there's a fork on an end table, 20 yards that way, one of us might lose our life right now. And it's quit. I don't know about pulling a fork from 20 feet away, but when like if you would have put two of them together and these are the size of like hockey pucks, you almost can't remove them. Like they're just together for the rest of your life now Yeah, I saw that where they he's like we're gonna combine ten neodymium magnets But we can't just put them together like this because the force will cause them to shatter and impale us with the shrapnel

and so he had he like had to build a slide and like Box is a stopgap to like slowly line them up And he was saying the whole time He's like you only get one shot here because however they initially touch If they're not if they're off in the cylinder like that's what it is now You will never move it. You cannot move it without shattering the whole contraption. So it was It's a wild way to kill yourself accidentally Magnets are so much cooler than be like, dude, there's magnets on earth.

And people aren't talking about them enough. They're cool. And we still don't know how they work. No, nobody does somehow. Right. Ammo. Like if you're shooting, I want to shoot those bullets at things. I want to shoot those super magnets in a, in a metal thing, like a

man gun from the halo universe. Yes. Did you use your magnets for anything cool or did you just day one shattered? I had him around for a while. I did have him for a while. I think I put my finger in between them and like kind of held it and saw how much power they had because they were probably like this big around maybe a maybe a half dollar size and there were little cylinders so they were very strong and I had to like you know I didn't I could let them touch like that and then break them apart but I had to have the leverage right um and uh I think I fucking broke something with them as well and I definitely

scratched a lot of stuff because they're, I also ruined one of my, one of my little like gaming, small gaming consoles, like a DS, I ruined one of those with it. It sucks. Oh, just by being near it? By letting it smash into it. I was hoping the magnetic field just like remotely destroyed it, that'd be cool.

No, I was just an idiot. It's not a floppy drive, okay. Yeah. How do magnets destroy electronics? Like what are they doing that wrecks it? So there are some electronics like hard old, the old mechanical hard drives and the floppy drives, like the ones that have the little slide metal thing. I mean, they were disks that stored things magnetically somehow. Really? DVDs.

What I'm thinking of is that scene from Fight Club where they're destroying all the DVDs and the blockbuster with maybe there's a VHS is though because maybe VHS it would probably work. Yeah. DVDs I don't think are sensitive to magnets, but yeah. So basically you're ruining the stored memory. DVDs are optical, right?

Yeah, there's a laser like measuring like holes and bumps, I think. Did you did you guys ever fall? Well, you guys were all old, I guess, when this happened. But did you ever fall for the spreading? This sounds so stupid. The disks wouldn't work on the old original Xbox sometimes, and there was just no way to fix it.

My cousin decided to tell me, if you put peanut butter on your disks, it'll work. And I swear, I did it, and I wiped the peanut butter off and it worked. And so I was like, I received a validation confirmation. Yeah. Right. And so I've told so many people that that worked not knowing that that's like a thing that people would tell idiots to destroy their consoles Yeah, you that's like a drop bear or something. I'll break monkey. Yeah, then damn

No I never heard that one the only way I ever fixed successfully my own Xbox was when they were all red ringing, the 360 in like 2004. And it was like, turn it on, leave it on for a while, and then bring a towel over, wrap it up, keep it on, and then it'll like hard reset itself. And then it will sometimes work. I had to do that a dozen times. And it would eventually just didn't work. I kept sending them back over and over. I would have one sent. I had multiple Xboxes and I would have one away at Microsoft getting fixed all the time. Just constantly. Like genuinely, I think it happened to be eight or nine times going through this fucking. I remember that being a real issue for you like back in the day where like you couldn't

join us for Call of Duty because both of your Xboxes are out of commission. Yeah, they're both fucking broken and sent off and I'd be on the phone like no, no, that's the other one. That's the other one that's also broken. I should just bought a better Xbox, the elite or whatever. I don't think that's just the regular one. I had the elite and I'm not sure it was any better in that regard. Yeah, they all red ranked. That's crazy. They even like that didn't kill them as a company that their console just, you thought it would chill Microsoft. I mean, not Microsoft, but Xbox like Xbox division, you know, to have a console that was just so shit. I'm still pro Xbox. I still root for them. I think I learned, like Taylor brought it up.

I looked at the stats. I think PS whatever outsells it like two or three to one. It wasn't five, but it might've been three. And I was like, damn, that's a clear loss. I know what it is, the two to one. They had to through two thirds of the market shares what they had. Yeah, currently they're getting whooped.

I don't know what they did to squander their lead that they once seemingly had, or at least I thought they had. I know we're looking to see like as a whole or is that is that just my circle of friends and people I know that could be it too. Yeah, I can't tell my universe also went to PC but yeah, pretty much everyone did. It's like, oh, this is easier. Let's do this. I don't see why they don't just make an Xbox PC.

Like the natural, they already own Windows, you know, you already got the PC market. Why not just double dip and instead of selling consoles, just like I had in the steam and game pass or some shit like that. I don't fucking know. They really should. That would just be more convenient. And that apparently they're not doing too hot in the console war of 24. So it should listen to me. It should listen to me. I briefly possessed two neodymium magnets former owner of a DS. Exactly qualified. I was on a plane recently and I had a Gameboy SP, which is that little, it's like the DS, but it's the original one that flips up and it's like-

Did you fly to Florida? Yeah. You're not a proper Midwestern. I know. I was just trying to keep that on the low. 17 hours I was playing on a DS or on an SP and it was like it really hit me that like I was an old guy playing an old game. I was playing Pokemon Red came out in 1997 or 98 and I'm playing that and like I'm looking

over at like the graphics that the six year old is playing. Bug in Terraria or one of those games, Stardew Valley, and it's like, oh, man, this is just a chasm of difference. This is like when I was 13 and I would see someone reading the paper on a plane and be like, what the fuck is this guy's deal? Like he doesn't have a Gameboy Pocket for him to play. No, it is weird. It's weird to be on the other side of that technology.

That is so, it's like maybe like, oh, who let the dogs out? This is a trendy little song we got. Oh yeah, who, who, who? Interesting. We'll never get to the bottom of that mystery. Dude, the Baja boys, the Baja boys blessed us with who let the dogs out and then they disappeared into that good night, never to sing again. I hope they're wealthy. Do you have any handhelds, Woody? Handhelds, what are we talking about? Conchers. Conchers?

Oh, conchers. Oh yeah, we have a Switch. Yeah, I have a Switch too. I don't really use it. I don't think I would use it. Yeah, I don't have one. We don't have any, yeah. Ours is sitting on the entertainment center.

It's hooked up to the projector. That's how we play Mario Party Superstars. They keep rolling out. I like handhelds. I do too. Did you play any of the old Pokemons ever, Caleb? I said I don't like them. Oh, you don't like them? Oh, yeah. I used to when I was a child. But I did play a lot of the old Pokemons. But as soon as it started going to like diamond and pearl and shit, I was like, I'm a check out. Go play Minecraft. Yeah. They got to easy. I've played through most of the Pokemons and like. Now they just give you experience share two seconds into the game,

which means that every battle, no matter what Pokemon wins, everyone in your party gets experience. And so it's like, what's the incentive to like be tactical with my switcheroo's and my timings when everyone's going to get XP? All I have to do is just overlevel my main guy. Didn't like him. Lame ass egalitarianism, seeeping into Pokemon. That's that's the woke mind virus. Ruining Pokemon. Did you see that clip of Elon

talking about the woke mind virus? He killed his son. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Everything is good. I assume his son died. He said his son is dead to him because the woke mind virus killed him. No, he said his son is dead. His son was killed now. He has lately it's I think it's I think it's important distinction

Okay, he said the woke mind virus killed his son Now there's another person his daughter and then he went out he went on about a few other things he's like he said that she his son was gay and autistic and that the woke mind virus took him and did this to him and but then like his daughter whatever you want to call her um posted like a video where she's like hi not dead and like that was a lie this was a lie also this is a lie i don't remember any of that happening. And yeah, all a lot. And then like, it really made Elon look kind of silly, I thought from the beginning, because I think he was being asked maybe why he bought Twitter. And it was because he had made this vow

to take on the woke mind virus for killing his son. And he's not, you know, you've seen him speak. He's not very tongue in cheek. He's just like flat. He's like the woke mind. Yeah, literal. The woke mind virus killed my son. He's an autistic man. Yeah.

And so I decided to dedicate my life to destroying it, to destroy the woke mind virus for killing my son. And Jordan Peterson was like, that would do it. Yeah. And he starts crying crying Jordan Peterson starts crying that guy you know that uh you you need to uh you need to coach your son to fight the dragon to become the champion of his own domain every time i see Jordan Peterson nowadays the dude's crying about something he's dressed like the Riddler.

Is he dressing like the Riddler now? Pretty much, yeah. Yeah, that's what I was going to make fun of him. But if he's dressed like the Riddler right now, then... Zach, can you find us? Jordan Peterson dresses the Riddler, please. He's got this thing like... He's got this absurd suit he wears.

It's so many of them. All I see from him now is being like, you shouldn't be able to make fun of people online behind your anonymous hateful accounts. Put your real name on there. And it's like, what kind of fucking loser are you? People can't shitpost under anonymous accounts anymore because what? Because it hurts your feelings? I thought you were all about free speech and that.

All right, well, that's just clearly, is that Hunter Biden or Jordan Peterson? You know, they should hang out. What am I looking at? I can't tell, the mask actually works. Are those question marks really there or poorly Photoshopped on? I genuinely don't know.

Yes, you do. Yes, you do. It's all very blurry, I can don't know. Yes, you do. I think it's all very blurry. I can't tell. Oh, there you go. See, that's that's the suit. He does look a lot like Hunter Biden. Like an like an older Hunter Biden. And I don't like his suit.

Maybe younger Hunter Biden. I don't know. I don't know. I would assume. I would assume Hunter Biden's younger. He's got more hair than Hunter Biden. Look at that suit. All right. That's kind of OK. He is dressed in like the fucking Riddler. Dude, it's this is the coolest thing he's done in years.

I think he has clowns on the inside of his is is a yeah, I think that's the Joker. All right. Well, this is clearly like a Joker themed. I don't know that we can make fun of him. Check out the one that I just posted that to me. That's riddler ish Well, I mean this one's literally like a joker suit because the joker's on On it, you know, like like I don't think we can make fun of him for for be for wearing this He's he's gonna go into some kind of a joke one has lobsters on it. All right, that's kind of sick too, man I like that. I like that if they were question marks would be the Why is that? This is a lobster meme from the 12 rules of life

or whatever. What is that? Oh, I wasn't aware of the lore. I don't remember the, um, I don't remember the exact line drawn, the comparison between human men and lobsters, but he makes a very compelling argument that lobsters are a uh, like an analogy for young men He does yeah. Yeah, I believe it's one of his big things or it used to be anyway I don't know what he's on to these days. I haven't watched him in years, but I do see those mind virus The woke mind virus apparently in this lobster suit. He's complaining about narcissistic online troll demons Narcissistic online trolling them. So their trolling behavior does not interrupt important adult conversations. Where are you Mr. Free Speech guy, Jordan?

Yeah, but under his own. Well, he doesn't want these anonymous throw a rock at you from behind the bushes kind of situations. He wants everybody to step forward and speak for themselves like he does. This is the guy who was saying an ad if I'm not wrong, like, you know, people can't even say their beliefs and feelings without losing their job. It's like, yeah, that's still the case, Jordan. So what changed? Did the people who pay you change, perhaps?

Like what's going on? Why would he pivot on that? Isn't that a huge part of free speech being able to have anonymous accounts? I Don't think so. Of course it is. Of course it is I don't know about that Why wouldn't it be I don't know if we need these anonymous accounts I think we should all just you know be proud of what we're what we're up to and I'll bet lame You say you need anonymous accounts the internet would be boring if everyone has a credit card in and to and I'm back. Lame. You need anonymous accounts. The internet would be boring if everyone has like.

Put your credit card in and be like, I'm Taylor. What's the Constitution say? This is everyone's. What does the Constitution say? Do you have to have your social. Keep the minutes. Your avatar. Keep the minutes.

I don't think it applies to Twitter. You need the dinosaur before you ship those. He might be right. What did the founding fathers say about Twitter? Tell me. What did the founding fathers say if working in the amendment? I believe that's probably the most.

If you like the one. We of the people on the black people. Right here, Twitter, right here, Twitter. No, never mind. They probably have the foresight to be like, do not for yourself, make social media accounts. It is a mechanism and shall be required to show identification. Yes, I would oppose it. Waiter cannot make fun of my wooden teeth online. It wasn't just wooden teeth, it was slave teeth, too.

And you got to wonder, like, did those slaves did it? Those those weren't teeth that fell out of a slave's mouth. You know what I mean? Because you wouldn't keep the kind of tooth that falls out of a slave's mouth. You know what I mean? Because you wouldn't keep the kind of tooth that falls out of a slave's mouth. You would keep the kind of tooth where he was like, boy, let me look at your mouth. Oh, hell yeah. That's my molar right there. Give me that bicuspid. Give me my plies and hold this guy down.

I'm going to a fancy dinner party tonight and I need all my chiclets in my mouth. Dude Dude these teeth are kind of cool. They stole a black man's teeth and put it in our nation's father's mouth so that he could chew his drips. He bought them. He bought them. He bought them from the puller of teeth. Kyle he was probably desecrating a dead body so take that. I know that George Washington did not steal his slave teeth. I'm sure he paid well. The dentist, quote unquote, who pulled them from the definitely unwilling man's mouth. We need to boycott.

This boycott dentures. Yeah, this this this thing, I didn't realize that. I won't use dollar bills anymore. I do. Fair. Yeah. You guys have any cash? Now, do you guys have any cash in your house?

I got $100. I have cash. I keep a hundred dollar bill, like, and fold it up. You keep it rolled up? Rolled up for what reason? No, no, it was like folded up so it sticks in my, like, carry-go wallet easily. Oh, okay. Like, I can get all this shit.

Yeah. So it's because 100 will fold up But I don't want a lot of cash and I feel like $100 to get you out of most situations Look if they don't say, you know, it'll get you higher Whatever you need any pack or I'm pro fanny pack If you're like if you're at the grocery store, it's like what do you need that? You couldn't put in your pockets? But if you're a gun, I'd go with the fanny pack and if I was hiking for sure with the fanny pack. But like on day to day, I'm not carrying enough shit to justify a fanny pack. Yeah, do you wear it day to day like out and about?

Yeah, I don't have a wallet. I just have a fanny pack. Okay, so you're not replacing the wallet. What does it look like? Is it black leather? Uh, that would be awesome. Just the most homoerotic fanny pack possible. It's actually Riddler themed and you were making fun of him. Riddle me this, am I about to pay for goodness or rob you? Before he shows us his fanny pack, what would your fanny pack look like,

Taylor? You get your fanny pack guy. What are you picking? I honestly kind of like the leather idea, like something like a brown leather, probably not black leather, maybe brown leather. A cowboy. You want some tassels hanging from some rawhide? Yeah. I'm going to be clinking in there with my spurs that you don't have.

Like one of the. You can't see? This guy. 37 years old. 37 years young with no spurless. Yeah, bring up the damn spurs. What do you promise? He's gonna get me the spurs and he forgot all about them.

I like it. It's tactical. Tiger camo. I don't see it. Oh wow. I got. It's tactical. Tie your camo. I don't see. Yeah. Oh, wow. What I got. I got six year old size. It's not a huge.

Mm hmm. Yeah. Hangs up. How does it work? Hang off a belt. Does it come with it? It has a little strap. Nice. What do you put in there that like

gives you a benefit over just a wallet on a short trip? I have like I have my keys in here. I've got like a lot of credit cards. like gives you a benefit over just a wallet on a short trip. On a short trip. I have like, I have my keys in here. I've got like a lot of credit cards. So I have my stack of credit cards. I do actually have a wallet in here. One of those little rigid wallets. And I've got my everlasting god stopper.

Yep. So remind me of where I come from for my candy company. I've also got what appears to be four different instances of dried, extremely old ginger. Yes, for his asshole. Yeah. Yeah. Just, just old ginger. That's ginger that's that's ginger you do Ginger you're not large No munch it. That's legit. I also have Cortana on my keychain What is that? You know, he loves on is is that the halo? Yeah, it's a halo bitch roll and in Master Chief's head I pretty much only did the multiplayer You fucking kidding me. I played one in years campaign, but I was with friends like a base stop after two. I don't know

What you don't know about halo hanger? I played multiplayer halo 3. I was never very good at halo Wow That's kind of Wow. I love halo. Hey, it was my one of my favorite things ever What are you doing? I'm finishing the fight, sir. Finishing the fight. So hardcore. Give me a weapon. Music plays and you got to wait like a year for the next game.

I absolutely have to do that. Never mind. Master Chief, I didn't think you even talk. Yeah, I need a weapon. Is that what he sounds like? I need a weapon. He's the king of one liners. Yeah, does the doom guy talk? Is this thing off?

Uh, I don't think I've ever heard doom guy talk. What did, um, do you think Randy Savage? I'm thinking Duke Nukem. Yeah, Duke Nukem had all the good one liners. Um, yeah, I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck. What else did he say? Did he say that? sounded like Macho Man Randy Savage, didn't he? A little bit. Yeah. Yeah Yeah

He had the line from they live. I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum Yeah, inspiring fear. So they're like the aliens are like this fucking weird guy with bad writers is what's bubble gum. No, he improvised that that's a rowdy Roddy Piper's line that he came up with that himself. Really? Yeah, like that. Rowdy Roddy pulling our leg is that like 100% like I watch a lot of documentaries about I don't know movies. He's the actor from They Live, which you recommended to me and I actually watched. And I really liked that movie.

Yeah, John Carpenter. Yeah. You know, it's this John Carpenter also made the thing. So it's kind of it feels like they're kind of in the same universe a little bit. I like I always like his soundtracks, too. He does he does the soundtracks himself for a lot of those movies, a lot of those electro soundtracks like in, um, not the thing, but, uh, the thing. Yes. I fucking love John Carpenter.

He followed me on Twitter for like 15 minutes. So did Neil Blomkamp. And then they, I guess they looked at my profile and they were just like, Ooh, a lot of ginger. Who's Neil Blomkamp? Yeah, he's a director. He did District 9 or whatever the movie is. Very good movie.

Yeah. It would have been awesome if you could have collabed with John Carpenter. Oh, John Carpenter. He's apparently making The Thing 3 or like an actual natural sequel to the first one with Kurt Russell, who is my other idol. If it's all love, they are. Yeah. The black David. Yeah. You're reminiscent of Kurt Russell. Did I love Kurt Russell? I see it. Yeah. A little bit. Yeah. Very Kurt Russell. Hey, come on. Russell, you're going to make me bust. All over here.

Have you seen Kurt Russell's real son? I have. Yeah. Wyatt Russell. Yeah, he's like he named his son Wyatt. What a jabroni. His son's also his son's also an actor. He's like he looks quite a bit like Kurt Russell. He's a big guy, too. OK, what's wrong with Wyatt Russell?

His name, I think, name from Tombstone is what Kyle objects to. Name his son after a character that he played. Like, like, I don't know. It's a little silly. It's a little silly. You're a jack. I don't like, and I don't like weird names. Like, like even if you're going to be an entertainer or a fucking music star or whatever, like I feel like you should have a normal name to be on your driver's license or whatever. I, if you should have a normal name to be on your driver's license or whatever.

If you want to see some fucked up videos, go to YouTube and search. There's this, I don't know if it's a documentary, but it's a mini thing about men whose name is James Bond and the hell they go through. Because when a cop stops a black man at night and says, what's your name? And you say James Bond, sometimes the cop just starts beating you. What? That's some of the stories these guys have where the cop would be like, I will give you one more fucking chance. Tell me, what's your name, boy? But James,

and they just like they think they're being a smart ass, you know, like, that's great. James Bond. That'd be funny if like that guy took him to court and then the body cam body cam footage shows and the guy's like, I don't know why you're harassing me so much. My name is James Bond. You know what's awful? The black guy did take him to court and the judge found in favor of the officer because he found that the man

Telling him his real name officer gold finger here They found that he was wasting the officer's time and And interfering with police business and gave him 60 days for being named James Bond and getting beaten by the police Why do I feel like that we didn't get the whole story in this? Yeah, did you pull out a Walter PP video? I think you're right, yeah. Did he pull out a Walter PPK? I'm telling you, you've gotta watch the video. There's a whole video about the thing.

The guy isn't like, he's like, then they gave me 60 days and the interview goes, wait, they gave you 60 days? Yeah, that's when I realized that me and them people, we had a lot of ground between us before we could get along. It's like, what a sad realization to come to. Those YouTube people are full of shit though. Are they?

People on YouTube? You don't think this man was beaten by police being named James Bond? A lot of these YouTubers are fakers. I don't think that he was Big liars. beaten and sentenced to 60 days in prison For being named James Bond. I mean I will link you the documentary and okay

I just validity with I will your keen eyes But it seemed to me that these guys were getting the shit beaten out of them For being named James Bond and just trying to answer honestly because they thought they were being smart at I'll the YouTube Trust her I bet Chris for mr. Beast and dr. Disrespect. It was just a big misunderstanding Those guys are just having a good time. They were heavy You know, I I don't know anything about all that okay Mm-hmm. I think the Doc's gonna make a comeback. I don't think you can hold him down I think he's gonna be the three-time fucking streamer of the year. I'm not gonna release his grip

He's he's not gonna release his grip. He's hanging on tight. He can't be he can't be dissuaded. He can't be persuaded He's he's coming. What do they say when he came? I forget what his thing was. I didn't read his dirty messages Yeah, nobody's floating. That's dirty. I'm quoting his text was. I didn't read his dirty messages. Yeah, no, this is his. What he's quoting Doc's dirty messages. I'm quoting his text messages to the trans woman who helped him ejaculate. And he's like. Master Patory fodder as you put it.

His master, sending the master Patory fodder and he's like, I'm gripping it while she's doing her thing. And then at the end, he was like, I forget what he said, like boom or like he finished. Boom. He accomplished his message or his mission I mean to say. Yeah, this is wild shit. Again, I don't know.

I don't know if he's gonna make his bounce back. I feel like he's alienated a lot of people with this. I don't know. Boom, I'm right. I'm right. Oh, you said boom. He said boom. He said, I mean, he's the emerald of Asya.

I'm ripping now. I'm ripping now and then some time passes and he's like said boom. He said he said boom. Does that camera need the emerald now? And then some time passes and he's like, boom. Oh, well, that aside, I would say, like, if it turns out that it's 17. I'm not sure that he doesn't make a full big time comeback and be bigger than ever. It's if this person was 16 or younger that I think that things are gonna turn sour and I think it does Look, I enjoy you and your hatred for daughter disrespect But like if I were judging a person I feel for this man Yeah, I appreciate that but if I were judging just a random human being, you know

In a bubble like Jerry Seinfeld had that 17 year old girlfriend when he was 38, you know, Taylor Swift. Okay. Have you seen the doc play PUBG? You never watched the doc play PUBG, did you boy? I never watched him do anything. But it was R98 headshots. If he was as funny as Jerry in the gang, I'd have to judge him differently. But he's not. It's Michael Jackson. Taylor Swift again had those 17 year old boyfriends when she was like in her early twenties, like 23 years old. Yeah. This is the, this is child's play for the doc.

This is the thing we were asking for back when Zach. Why did he get to make so many moves before the checker player got any? That's a good question. That's a good question. Could he move more than once? I think there's a bishop there. There's a pawn on the left. He doesn't operate by the rules of reality, it seems like. This bishop looked very phallic.

The pawn on D3 had to move forward. This guy doesn't even know. Here's what I want you guys to imagine right now, because at first glance you might go, I don't know man, that's pretty fucking cool, I'm a doc fan. He set this up somewhere and got a cameraman to come take this and put his uniform on. This is so silly. He's not coming back from losing a tournament, or losing a 1v1, or being bad at a game. He's coming back from losing a tournament or like losing a 1v1 or being bad at a game. He's coming back from the sex stuff. These comments are not positive.

No, that's what I'm saying. People are not on his side. This is the kind of ballsy move you make. Who would do this unless they had knowledge of like, oh, that girl everyone's up in arms about, she was 31. It's all a lie. I'm going to come out on top. unless they had knowledge of like, oh, that girl everyone's up in arms about, she was 31. It's all a lie. I'm gonna come out on top. I feel like he'll have to do some kind of grift

or something like that. He's replying to comments in there. He said, oh, and I got a tan too. Fun. Well, I mean, that's awesome. I'm glad that he's coming back. I enjoy the story. Get some woos in there. what grift do you think?

Like if the politics one, I can't. No, no, I was asking Caleb because he thinks he's going to have to pivot to a grift. I don't I wouldn't think that a pivot to politics if his previous content is almost all apolitical is going to work for audience retention. Like what else could he pivot to? Well, I think he could just be the, the set in, the set in right wing based gamer who just doesn't give a fuck. He could just be the sneak of the gaming world.

I think he needs to be that polarizing late. Like, like, I don't know. I agree. You might be, I don't think he needs to be very polarizing, but he's also already extremely polarizing. No, it's, it's, it's going to be about fight the power and it's going to be about like, like, I think he's too specific about the kinds of people who are targeting him.

Then he alienates too many people. Just like the man wants to shut the dock down. That's got to be his angle, right? He's already alienated. I mean, he sided with Nick Merckx heavily. He already alienated the LGBTQ community sided with Nick Merckx heavily. He already alienated the LGBTQ community and heavily befriended Nick Merckx. And then Nick Merckx was like, I didn't even fucking know the guy. I didn't even know the guy. So it's like to me, he's already kind of put himself in that notch

before all this stuff came out. And now it's just like, he's alienated himself from people who think that that's not cool. You know, because he has like a wife and stuff. And now it's just like, he's alienated himself from people who think that that's not cool, you know, cause he has like a wife and stuff. And also it's an underage person. Yeah, it's a lot of sticky issues. I wondered about the wife thing before. Like I know that she was pretty forgiving about the normal cheating,

but how does she feel about the trans gripping and the pedophile attempted cheating? Like she let him back because he stepped out of the marriage okay that happens but typically being an aspiring pedophile is something people don't like maybe she's okay with it i don't know yeah i i don't I don't know. Yeah, I don't. I don't know about the pedophile part as mean as it is. Sure. He be file if you're not even trying to know the age of the person. I feel like if this person was 17, he he'd use that in his favor. You know, like, maybe I would guess I sure as fuck would like first of all, 17 is way too young. But if but 17 is probably it's different.

It's really good to get that out there and not just be called a pedophile or whatever. The fuck else is going because I'm sure people are like, wow, was she 12? Was she 13? It'd be great to just nail it down and say she was 17 because I think a lot of people would just be like what's the deal? He was 83 days away, right? Yeah. That kind of thing. Or not even 80, 83 days from what? Like 17 is legal in most places. 16 is legal in most places. Well he was trying to banger in California where it's not legal. Allegedly, like, like, like he was trying to meter. Like we've met lots of fans and lots of places didn't fuck them all all. You know, you only have there are some yet to fuck. Sometimes I get away.

Yeah, there's that fast kid at the paintball. The game called like a track background. Jesus Christ. Yeah, like 99% of our fans at those events are always just like dudes and their dads. And then sometimes it'll, you'll, you can tell, but like, I think the dad's the real fan. That kid's just here playing paintball. He didn't want to picture it all.

It was a fast kid at people. Remember we needed like a runner. Do you remember that? Oh yeah. I remember. For some reason we did someone to like run to a place and establish a beach head. And this guy's like, I'm a runner. And it's like, Oh yeah, that kid was real. Do can just want to be the runner or are you like really a runner?

And I think he was like a clean 400 meters, 1997. He wasn't a normal person. This guy could run and he helped. Yeah. Real ringer. I'd love to be here again. I haven't paintballed in so many years. You guys, uh, you guys ever get into some weird little rabbit hole shit on YouTube like sport wise you ever get into like the the the paintball rabbit hole on YouTube or like Fucking was it called lacrosse or grip strength is one that I've gotten into quite a bit juji Mufu Yeah, all that shit so interesting. We've had him on the show Jujie. Yep. Yeah, how long ago?

Before his partner tried to rob him a while ago. Yeah, remember that for you love that guy Yeah, jiu-jitsu. That guy is a good guy and he's a nice combination of like Unbelievable flexibility and also just jacked out of his mind just juiced up. Natty is a microwave, he says. Yeah. How does that work? Because he's not Natty at all. I like the guys who just come out and they'll be like, I've been having a lot of people say it, I'm not Natty. No shit.

Did you see how I had to turn sideways to walk into this room to record the video? You don't achieve that naturally. You achieve that the best pharmaceuticals. You said cooking though, Kyle, you begin to cook. Yeah, so much cooking. I've got like a handful of favorite cooking YouTubers when I want recipes and stuff. I do a lot of cooking. I'll go down rabbit holes where I want to perfect like a single dish. Like I was on a French fry rabbit hole at one point. And so I looked up like what are the most award winning French fries, like Michelin star worthy French fries.

And this, what you do is you start with russet potatoes and you get a, a core, an apple core and you core out russet potatoes. It's incredibly wasteful. You get like one French fry per potato a corer, an apple corer, and you core out russet potatoes. It's incredibly wasteful. You get like one French fry per potato, and you end up with these cigar shaped, huge cores of potatoes, and then you boil them

for like 10 minutes till they're almost falling apart, dry them off, and then you double fry them in duck fat, and they're incredible. Cylindrical fries? Yeah, yeah, and they're big like a cigar on the inside They're like a fluffy and and like moist and delicious and perfect on the outside They're so crispy that like if you scritch them with your fingernail, you can hear it They're like gold exactly like a dick. But perfect. Yes, it sounds pretty good But also sounds amazing. That sounds like a pain in the ass compared to that last night minus the coring part,

this circle dick tape. Yeah. You made fries last night. They turn out big time cook. I got this thing where you it's like a grate and it has a little plunger and you fucking put stuff in it and you and it shoves it through it and it makes french fries really easily and I boiled them and then I fried them, double fried them in tallow, half tallow, half peanut oil. Oh, I like that.

It was good. And then I seasoned them with Old Bay. I like a little Old Bay seasoning. I'm a very picky eater, so I try to make food pretty tasty. Yeah, I was gonna say, I guess I'm not picky. I don't like mayonnaise. No gasoline, no rubber. My favorite police shootings though,

like I like police activity. I like car chases, but that doesn't really get me going anymore. You know what I mean? It's like- How many people die online? Like every three hours he sees another dozen people die before the show, right before the show. I

had to get three or four in how to get three or four in I went over to police activity on YouTube. There's this dude in a you. I like the long video 17 minute long video that starts with like CCTV footage inside a gas station. And there's just a black guy buying a blunt and he's sort of like haggling over the prize. And then as he's like walk trying to walk out with this blunt the man behind him in line produces a draco which is like a short aka pistol ak-47 style pistol like machine gun type thing cops swarm the outside and are coming in with ar-15s and

the guy with the blunt is just holding it up like like it's a hall pass as he walks through all of it, just past the Draco wielding man, past the three cops with AR-15s that are coming in like a SWAT team and just to freedom. And then those motherfuckers have a gunfight where the bad guy comes running outside blasting and they shoot him like a Wild West like movie or something, where the bad guy comes out trying to and they shoot him like a Wild West like movie or something where the bad guy comes out trying to like shoot his way out of a building. It was exactly that except the cops are outside where they are and they just gunned him down. If you were to cook something, Caleb, and it was like your biggest most impressive thing,

you've got lots of company over, you're trying to show up. What do you make? You've got lots of company over. You're trying to show up. What do you make? How old are these people? Because that massively determines what I'm going to choose. My age or older? Your age to Woody's age. A smattering of ages.

I would probably do... How many people are coming? 12. Smash burgers easily. I would make burgers. I would, I would find some kind of, I would make like, uh, I just did this the other day. I would make a smash burgers and then I would make like, uh, like a, uh, a onion and bacon, like jam type thing. And then I would probably reduce some balsamic vinegar. And because that is like the best thing on meat, or just beef in general, in my opinion. And probably

make some kind of like coleslaw or something to give it a little bit of a crunch on there. And then probably a sauce and also give people the option to just use ketchup and mustard and relish because people are fucking lame. But yeah, and then French fries. I mean, just like burgers and fries are so easy to make large quantities of and everybody likes them. But if it's like old people, I'm going to make like lobster rolls or some shit like that.

If I get a woo, if I got a woo. I also make a really good steak sandwich that was actually the recipe for it was created by a buddy of mine who's like a really, he's a fucking awesome chef. It's called the busted nut. And it's like Dutch crunch bread. It's a New York strip.

And you have to sear the shit out of it to get like a really good crust. So you like reverse here and then it's got chimichurri, uh, arugula, and then like a tomato and Parmesan compote stuff into the bread. Flatten down. It's so insanely delicious. It makes me like fantastic. If I found out you were making things like that and that I was there on

smash burger day smash burgers are good. Sounds fantastic. If I found out you were making things like that and that I was there on Smash Burger Day. Smash burgers are good. Still, it would be good. Do you have you ever done anything uber challenging like Wellington beef? Wellington. I did. I actually made a beef Wellington and I put a picture of it up on Twitter and Gordon Ramsay liked it. Oh, that's awesome. Did he respond to the same? Nick, did Giovanni responded to it? And I can't remember if Gordon Ramsay responded or not, but let me I'll find a picture of it.

Yeah, there it is. Let's see. Oh, that looks good. The day before Christmas, you'll argue if Gordon Ramsay is liking your meals? I think he probably has an intern that just likes stuff because it's part of his engagement is to like, um, trash people's food and stuff. But, uh, I like to pretend that it was him. Oh no, I was him. Usually.

He used to make more of those videos where it'd be someone being like today, we're making ravioli is full of chicken gizzards. He used to make more of those videos where it'd be someone being like, today we're making raviolis full of chicken gizzards and he'd be like, oh, not for me you're not. You bastard. You bastard. Despicable. You dirty bastard. I've heard lots of situations where a celebrity who actually uses their own Twitter gets into

an argument with the not the person they think because there's just a person running their Twitter. Brent Spinner, the guy who plays Data in Star Trek. There was a fan who was mad because William Shatner had blocked him and so the fan is appealing to Brent Spinner. He's like, you know him, right? Could you maybe put a good word in for me? And he's like, don't even worry about it. It's not like Will does his own Twitter and William Shatner DMs Brent Spanner and like trashes him. What are you thinking telling people that? Like how dare you tell people that?

And he's like so, and Brent's like, so I called him on the phone and I said, Will, I'm so sorry. I didn't know that it was a big deal. I said, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? The guy running his Twitter was doubling down pretend like he was there and he was up fronted that's how you should try to make these some

fondant potatoes exactly I fucking love this so much they're my favorite thing that's what I make for old people old people love those I'd I'd eat it everything I was like what are those those? That's the bomb. And then he follows with like, old people love those. Yeah, they love them. And then with the reduced balsamic vinegar, people are just like, how did you learn how to make this? Dude, originally when I held that picture up, I'm like, those are some ugly scallops.

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Yeah. I appreciate you join the Patreon down below. We had a wonderful Patreon hang out. Was it just last night? Night before last, right? Yep. Two nights ago. Yeah. We we we had a we had a full chat. I think that they were there for the show. Do you think everybody showed up because there was going to be a fuck show? I felt bad. There was no fuck show.

Again, we are appealing to whores, just nasty bitches, only fans, models, prostitutes, whatever, you know, you can pop into our hangout and let let 25 weirdos leer over your nude body. And I feel like it'd be great cross promotion. And it makes Taylor so goddamn awkward that it just, I mean, it cheers me up for a whole month.

It's like powering up my happy bar. I really love to see Taylor so off put by an act. He's just like, come on guys, scribble you. Come on, let's go. What's the drawing up? Can we do code names? And it's like someone's having sex and it's like, this is, I don't, I don't like it. I don't like it. Are you still embarrassed by your scribble defeats? Oh, no. Dude,

I was putting in a, I was putting in a flu game on Sunday and scribble and I still beat everyone's ass except one person. That's what losing is. That's true but we established second place was first place. Yeah, I think you got third. Yeah. Like, you know, it can always happen in the Scribblio world.

We need my worst day, your best day and then I'm only a little better. Is that what happened? Is that what happened? Yeah, I was sniffling. I had a groggy throat. I was sneezing. I couldn't even look at the screen. I was going achoo, achoo. Did we have any flip outs in the Hangouts? Did Woody get mad at everybody? I remember when flip outs happened because I hate that so much. The guy Woody, I won't say flip down on the guy. Would he screamed at muted grass?

I was I was I was playing some I was playing some video games in the in the discord a couple of days ago. And he was like, I'm hoping Woody doesn't recognize me. That'll work. I don't know. He's like, I'm hoping I just blend in and I'm like, trust me, dude. He has no idea. You're good. You're good. You think these names are here for the guest benefit? No. So what do you remember? I was like, don't apologize. Don't apologize. Just blend right back in. Like he'll never know.

It's you. Was he there? Yeah. Yeah, of course. I had no idea. Yeah, yeah, you wouldn't. A thousand percent got away with it. Poor guy. What is like an NPC? You walk into Whiterun and you steal a carrot from him. He's like, get back here. And then two days later you walk back in and he's offering a sale on. Oh, strange. On his wheel skis.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I find Wes. Yeah, I always enjoy when there's no flip outs. In the, when there's no anger. I like a nice happy. I want Taylor to flip out. You've never done it as far as I know.

No, I've never flipped out at someone in the call. I'm telling you, it must be possible. It's just that someone else flips out first. There's Kyle, there's me, and there's dirty. And a little scum. Yeah, that's a pretty good stack ranking. You definitely number one, Kyle number two. Actually Kyle might not even be number two

because one person can like say a word wrong and dirty and fish will be like, get a load of this fucking loser. Scream at him, it's like guys, can we finish the code names round? You haven't guessed yet. Yeah, I get mad sometimes when they're just interrupting over and over or just, it could be a lot of different things

I guess well, there's one guy who'll answer every question is if there's only two people in the conversation Yeah, but there's really 25 so that one person has half the air time and everyone else is like, bro You got it settle down. Everyone would like to talk one person misclicked on the code names board in the first round and locked a word in that ended up being wrong, but he was contrite immediately and put his head down.

No, he wasn't. Woody was like, I think the words you're looking for are I'm sorry. Oh yeah, I forgot about that part. I guess. And everybody's like, listening up to see if he's good. He's like, I'm sorry. Because it was like, oh, you know what it was? He was claiming he didn't do anything wrong.

He's like, you said to click on the words and clearly he clicked on the finger instead of the words. That's why it was selected. And it's like, he was putting it on me, telling me what I accurately said, but what he clearly didn't do. He clicked on the... What he won't stand for that. He will not. He's a man. You know what? I actually do have like this personality flaw where like if we can't agree on the basics, then we keep talking until we agree what just happened here. You know, like, hey, you're the one who said to click on the word.

You didn't click on the word. How are you putting this on me? What you're looking for is I'm sorry. I didn't follow your instructions. Not you gave me clear instructions to click on the word and I didn't. Anyway, what do you let him know that he let him know? And he wasn't all that. After that, it was, that was a fine one for me to not remember. It means it was a minor. What do you straighten somebody out every, every hour or so, if I'm being honest, he's, he's not true by the digital collar.

Talking about Patreon. Yeah. Yeah. We have a hangout that we do every month and we typically play some games together and chat and talk and I usually have a good time and scouts at children, but there's no children in their hangouts. some games together and chat and talk. And I usually have a good time. And, uh, scouts of children, but there's no children in their hangouts. If there was a kid in the hangout, we would boot them. But yeah, every so often there'll be someone with like an intolerable personality who needs to be improved. And that's what I'm here for.

To be corrected. Yeah. How many people do you think have, have, how many people do you think it have have how many people do you think you guys have totally? Booted out blocked out of the patreon like the members only types. That's really interesting less than 10 Okay, that's good Definitely less than 15 like like no way. It's 15, but like fully blocked probably less than 10 Yeah, just I've never walked out. I've never blocked anyone there, but maybe one guy, but I wasn't even there. I've blocked some people. I'm the one who's in there like, and I actually don't have the ability to do so now.

I gave up all my powers so I would be less trigger happy. But I know the guy who has the powers and I DM him. And then he can be like, are you sure? And then they can let me cool off maybe if it's a bad idea. But generally speaking, it's not a bad idea. I can remember permabuels. DM him and then he can be like, are you sure? And then, and they can let me cool off maybe if he, if it's a bad idea, but generally speaking, it's not a bad idea that he can go. I can remember perm a booting one guy and like the people

in the call were like, Woody, this guy needs to be booted. And they have it in like text and screenshots. This is what he said about your son. This is what he said about your daughter. This is what he said about your wife. This is what he said about Kyle. This is what he said about Taylor.. This is what he said about your wife. This is what he said about Kyle. This is what he said about Taylor. And I'm like, oh, done.

Why is he here? Yeah, right. Like, oh, so much. He must want to be booted. So out he goes. Yeah. And some people are just like, I have a good sense for when somebody you meet online is like

a weird, mentally ill person like right away I can pick up on some anomalies in the way they respond to the messages or the things that they post without any you know reason like out of the blue the sort of stuff that they'll post it's like this is a mystery ill person. No that's cool shit man. That's normal right right. Alright like they come with two warnings you have to click I understand at one point. Like if you're nobody's accidentally watching

cop shootings and those are fucking entertaining. Those are crazy. Do you find mostly the cops are right? Yeah, mostly the cop, I would say not just mostly, but almost always the cops are legally right. I would say a good bit of the cop, I would say, not just mostly, but almost always the cops are legally right. I would say a good bit of the time, I feel like they just shoot too much. Like it's kind of already over

and either you're panic shooting or you're murder shooting right now because that person's in the fetal position and you've already shot him a 12 time all right, so we see a lot of murder You don't mean the first trigger like they shoot in situations that don't call for it. You mean they use a good shoot They have a chain shots. Yeah Magdalen and you can and when you see one done what I'll called quote unquote the right way

When you see someone shoot shoot a guy once and the guy drops down to the ground and is like, all right, holy fuck, bullets are it's like, holy shit. I wish they were all like that. But instead, we got these big sprays of gun murder. I saw one the other day and like, I don't think you can even blame the guy for this. Basically, this scenario is two guys come in, two cops come in the front door with long guns, I believe. Maybe one of them's got a long gun and the other's got his pistol out.

And bad guy comes out of the back room with a rifle and starts shooting them. And one of the got one of the cops who get shot is on the ground, shot and bleeding. You can't even tell how badly the bad guys down and unconscious. But the cop is still going bang, bang, bang. And it's like that. Yeah. He's like making sure he kills this dude

who may have killed him like 100 percent. That's what's going on. But I mean, shit, he's just got shot when he walked in a front door. He's I don't want that guy getting back up either. You know, if there's any chance at all, he's going to get back up and start using that rifle again. Like you could definitely understand that the cop look, I don't know. So you don't get the end of the stories on police activity. You just get like,

like fire and brimstone. And then, then the Patreon sponsorship roles and it's like, Oh, is it so new you can't Google it? I usually don't Google unless it's a cop doing something really bad. And I'm like, man, I hope they got that cop. Or if it was the one I sent in the WhatsApp today and it was, I think this guy was violating his probation or something, some minor petty shit in the long run,

black guy on a bicycle running from a cop car and like cutting corners through a neighborhood, doing the best he can on his bicycle. Cop tries to swipe him out a couple of times, but gently enough that it fails. The kid, his man drives the bicycle into a small pond and starts swimming away. And then he real remembers he can't swim. So he drowns to death right there while the cops watch. The cops like grab the rope. Come on, dude.

Swim toward me. What are you doing? Grab the rope. And then the cops like, you can't really, the cops like, well, he's underwater now. It's just like that. Yeah. Honestly, like, if it was a regular situation,

I'd 1,000% jumped in and pulled the guy out. But this is a guy, like if you're a cop and he's, it's dangerous, that is a real risk. Yeah, and he has the gear on, like you said, or, and if he drops the gear, well now he's defenseless, that might not work out. I thought about this too, I'm not a good swimmer like you, so there's no way in hell I'm jumping in there

for anything other than like a little kid. Like if it's an adult who's capable of drowning me Then we're both gonna drown. I just know if I tried to save that guy out there He'd probably like grab me and try to climb me to get to like the surface and kill That's what I do. I love that shit. I love that I I used to be a lifeguard in the ocean you know if you knew and I had lots of people try to like pull me down to save themselves.

And it was just like, ah, sweet. Like I got it. This is a cool one. And the trick is you just go down. You go underwater and you become less attractive, but it's like, we're gonna teach a lesson. You're gonna learn a little thing about, I don't know, being polite to the people trying to save you.

I'm sure I've asked you this before. Ever any shark bites? No, no, I've never seen. I've seen, I don't know my fish that well, but like bluefish or something. They used to swim in these really tight schools and on the water you could see them flipping around and people would come out bit by those if we didn't pull our crowd quick enough. Jellyfish? They just itch in New Jersey. Oh, I thought you were gonna say,

there's just so much pollution, Kyle, the jellyfish can't live there. Yeah, pollution dramatically improved while I lived there. Like when I was 12, there were bacteria counts and shit, towns nearby were shut down. My wetsuit had tar and shit towns nearby was shut down my wetsuit had like Tar and shit like embedded in it that from like because the sewers would drain into the ocean And by the time I was like 20 it was the thousand percent

Did you follow the controversy with the is it the same am I pronounce a little bit? Yeah I know that did the mayor jump in swim in the river to prove it was clean couple weeks ago See there was this whole political bid. I don't know how long ago he made the statement, you know months or maybe years ago He's like yes, it's going to be there I'll swim in it the week before the olympics or whatever you like made that vow and sure enough he did But there's this there's huge campaign where they even created an app so because because he they know when he's got in to swim in the river, the app shows you where you need to shit in the river so that the shit will get there while he's in the river.

Is that what gave him pink eye? I didn't know he got pink eye. That's fucking hilarious. But what I'm telling you is there was a very well organized campaign to shit in the river at a specific time of day and place like based on Wherever you live that would tell you oh shit here shit here That'll get to him just as they're getting in the room and so everybody's shit in the river You're talking about that French River where?

It wasn't clean enough for people to swim across or something and now it turns out that the Olympics are there that I The they can't swim in it because it is too filthy to swim it the swim across or something. And now it turns out that the Olympics are there that they can't swim in it because it is too filthy to swim it. Oh, I saw people how it went down. I saw people swimming in it. People or Olympians, Olympia. Well, they seem to be in a race. They were trying to get there, frantically trying to get out. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't I I don't know if they like decided that it was clean enough again, but as of a couple of days ago, they said they weren't going to run that race and the it's crazy to run it through that, that river anyway. Like, isn't it paved on either side? Yeah. Like it's a urban river. Yeah. Filthy. And I mean, it's not, man, we spent a long time earlier talking about how gross India is.

But can you imagine the Olympians swimming through the Ganges? You know what? That's actually the way India could get a gold. Oh, one guy emerges from the inoculation. It was actually pretty nice today. I thought a competitor was cheating and I felt a hand on my uncle but it was merely a dead body totally unrelated. I'm so upset by the filthiness of that whole country. Taylor sends me like pictures every day

the news stories every day. He feel like I'm not so true. He's obsessed with it. That would be the one. If that's the thing I was like really obsessed with, like a hyper fixation, my hyper fixation is like being mad at how how mean India is to nature. It's like, oh, look at this. You know, maybe these elephants have a point

with their stampeds and attacks. We learned before you got here, Caleb, that thousands of people in India are getting killed by tigers and elephants. But mostly elephants, mostly elephants. And I was like, it blew my mind that like a major country like that people are still losing nature battles. Like when's the last time you had a loss to nature? We maybe that's why they're polluting, right? That's how you win against nature. You put the elephants with tires in the river. We got guys out in Colorado using BJJ to choke out cougars.

It's like a juvenile mountain lion that some guy killed with his bare hands. Very crazy. That's awesome. We and I were looking at a story where two guys from a high school wrestling team took on a grizzly bear and like survived by beating it up together. It was a tie. Yeah, it's a tie. Yeah, everyone survived.

Yeah. Yeah. But bears, we don't know a bear could have limped off and died somewhere. I like to think that. Yeah. I mean, bears aren't know a bear could have limped off and died somewhere. I like to think that. Yeah. I mean, bears aren't a bad animal. What's the biggest animal that you guys could beat to fight? We've had this discussion and Woody and Mr.

I can beat every animal. And I also err on this kind of pure being a bitch condor. I think that's 14 foot wingspan. You can peck your eyes out. I would pluck them out of your condor up. You can pluck them out of your head like a fucking Kung Fu, the legend continues, grabbing a grain of rice out of a kind of kwaikos.

Take that bitch in air to air combat. They got hollow bones though. Yeah, hollow bones. As soon as he came near me, I'd get a grip on him and then it'd be over. By weight? Break any bone I wanted to? That's not a huge... That's not that big of an animal by weight though.

What are they 14 foot wingspan? I'm going for size here. Pretty big. Are they really that big? Pretty huge. Holy shit. The Andes Condor? Actually, would a Condor be good at fighting? I thought they were like...

They're in the vulture family, right? They eat carrion? 12 feet is the biggest I'm finding that California condors each carrion and the the Andes condor is like pretty, pretty big and pretty. I think I could take on a pretty big dog. Like we were talking to Richard Ryan about this a month or two ago. He he knows attack dogs and like I've been in a bite suit with attack dogs. And we sort of both agreed that you could take a big dog in a one V one pretty easily. Like he's going to chew up your forearm, but you'll kill him. Like you'll be injured and he'll be dead.

So I think if you want to go at the end of it, the biggest animal I think I could beat by weight, I'm thinking a calf, like a young cow. Oh man. No herbivores, no herbivores. No veal. That's how I'm winning on weight. Yeah, I know. Okay. Well then I think a bigger calf. I feel like you guys can probably all take on a medium sized cow or steer, not a bull probably cause they're, they got big, you know,

they're a little more aggressive, but I mean, steer, steer wrestling. People kind of do that anyways. Already, they kind of take him down and I and like they don't have good like if you could just wrap it and just cinch it tight. I feel like you could if you can choke it out, you can definitely you can definitely get it. But I've seen a lot of them fight and stuff. The bulls are scary.

Cows are not scary at all. They're just dumb and they jump around. But at the same time, like if it's getting really excited and it's like running at you, that's a 450 pound minimum just sack of meat that wants to kill you. I just. Does anybody like wrestle the,

they start from a horse, right? Yeah. Or. Oh yeah. I've watched my grandpa watches rodeo. I've seen them do this. Yeah, that thing or whatever. Like, yeah, it seems like he's cheating to have the horns and everything. Like if you were if you were on your foot, could you do it?

Well, there's no there's no rope with with bulldogging. They ride beside it and you just jump off and you... I've, from a shoot, like it will open a shoot and then the cow will come out and you just grab its head and like, I don't know how big it was probably, but it wasn't very hard to tip over but it also was trying to run away from me, so it's like not that... if it was trying to kill me, it'd be way different you know? I'm not sure I could take it. But if you get your arm around its neck, you can definitely check it out.

Like if a normal cow had the understanding that like it's a fight with you. And they exactly kill you. And a normal will destroy you. It's faster than you. And it will trample you death. Like you do this thing where they rub your head like grind you into the dirt and like push you into a corner and break you.

And then they step on you. I'm here in my head working all the angles. Like what's the biggest animal I could beat on land, right? Uh-huh. Blue whale. No, no, no, no, no, no. You're all about cheats. What are you out there like you and your cheats?

Like a heavy bag? Like, boom, you'll be, no. You're, you're all about cheats. Like a heavy bag. Actually, no, it would die from like elements before you kill them. That is a win. I will hit it until it dies. You don't know what caused it. How about, okay, we're talking about like omnivores? Great. I think I think I could maybe like a smaller black bear. What you think I would, I would win, but I'd be, I'd be so close. Like how big, like how much you're thinking of koala bear? No, not koala.

Like a, like how much is a black bear? How much is that way? Like call it small. A hundred pounds for a big one. Yeah. No, not koala. Like, like how much is a black bear? How much does that weigh? Like call it small hundred pounds for a big one. Yeah. Oh, three. Okay. Yeah. Three hundred pound bears fucking my ass up. Never mind. Just do you think you can fight a bear that weighs what you weigh? Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Yeah, because that would be a juvenile pair.

But imagine it's just you, though, with claws in a mouth of canines. You know what? When you put it like that and you know what? He's living in nature and he's fighting every day. I'm getting off the couch. I'm cranky like you got to take pre-workout. I don't know. I was trying to be ballsy there. That claim. You're right. A bear would fuck a black bear. What bear? I was trying to think of the most impressive possible animal I could actually beat.

Like a small bear. The smallest bear. He's getting the tank out. He's getting the tank out. That bear is clearly a bear. Yeah, even that's a little bear. And look at those teeth. Yeah. A dog like a third that size latches onto me. And I'm like, like there's no way I could find a bear.

What about? I'd need some lessons, but I feel like people beat crocodiles all the time. Like it's almost like a video game where they're vulnerable to cheesing, you know, you sit on top of them, they don't open their mouths very well, they just close them very well.

How would you kill it though? Well, I feel like once I'm on top of it and I control its mouth, then I have, I can, you know, dealer's choice. It'd probably be hard to kill it with your bare hands. Yeah, I feel like I wouldn't be able to kill a fucking crocodile with my bare hands. Arm feel like I wouldn't be able to kill a fucking crocodile with my bare hands.

Armored, like what would we do? He's gonna drag it right out of the water. No, I'm saying like once you have it, that you got this seven pound, or not seven pound, seven foot, eight foot croc, the seven pound croc. And you're on top of it, and you're like leaning on the, as you've seen like Irwin, Steve Irwin do, where he's kind of leaning with both hands like this

on top of the the snout. Right. What do you do from there to kill it? Like it would almost be a stalemate because it's. Yeah, it's eyes with your fingers trying to reach its brain. Try to try to reach it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the only thing you can go into something vulnerable. I feel like genuinely if there was a totally incapacitated crocodile that had like a 50 minute, say it's like arc survival of all this thing is incapacitated. It's fucking land there. And I can have my way with it. I'm not sure I could kill it.

You like dropping people's elbows. Right between his legs. Like, oh, wow. He's so hard and rough. It was like falling on a rock. Yeah, your elbow dropping a crocodile. Like you're gonna have a bloody elbow and it's gonna look back at you like, are we fighting?

If it's really sleepy, like he said, I think the bottom of it's pretty vulnerable. You might be able to really get it. I don't think so. Yeah, to start punching its heart. I think it's like vulnerable to other toothed animals. You're just gonna be so angry. I mean, I know there's.

15 minutes to run. I know that no weapons is implied, but can we not like grab a stick or a rock from nearby? No weapons. Or in the arena. I like to imagine. Oh, it's the octagon. Yes, me and an alligator.

The Roman arena. Like, I really hope that comes back. Like, I don't know if we need to fall into like a Mad Max scenario or maybe it'll be more of a neo Gladiatorial arena like like it's American gladiators, but but you know for blood But I really hope we get that sometime because I feel like and the bro culture loves this conversation If we could make it play out on TV, if we could have imagine like an American gladiator who had killed three bears with his bare hands and like like tonight he's gonna take on the biggest bear yet and like you're like no way he thives dude. Have you seen the bear? But like that would be good entertainment. Dude, imagine a bear that has like

two or three wins already against a guy who's been working his way up to bear Yeah, he's already beaten a crocodile and a bull Yeah, it's bear time. I was very sad. I would also watch a TV show where you release like Me I don't know what the numbers would be but you release prisoners on an island and you just have them stalked by Primitively armed hunters like hunters like the hunters have spears and bows and they're allowed to kill them it's to the death yeah they're they're hunting them to the death and if they can win they can like get to the end and like win the show or whatever and earn the release or at least like better treatment of some kind you'd have

like what is that carry hosted what is that island called where they kill everyone who gets nearby sentinel island north sentinel yeah, it'd be fun to just drop prisoners on that from time to time Check up on them. See if they like make their way into society If you drop a decent amount of American prisoners on this North Sentinel Island, like it's all that we're gonna win They're gonna win. Well, if you only drop like three at a time? OK, three at a time, you're probably they're probably clear. But I mean, they're like a Stone Age tribe. And so I guarantee like their adult males are like five to true. They're on a teeny little island.

You get some brutal arm there, some big WAP like from the mob. He's going to go bananas on that island. He's like, yeah, I'm noticing that there's a gap for small. What do you guys you don't need? The salted meats, Ronnie. You guys are going to need protection. I get paid in bananas. My cholesterol is getting dangerously low.

Where's the food? Yeah, that that would be good. I would watch that show about the movies. There's a movie called, I think, No Escape or something. Ray Liotta is in it. A bunch of other people are. But basically, there's an island where they send the worst prisoners to just go die. And the island has split off into two warring factions.

One is basically the peace-loving hippie dudes. And the other is the evil cannibal people. It's pretty black and white. I think it's like a movie called No Escape. I think it's Ray Liotta in it and like RIP. It's RIP Ray Liotta. Oh, yeah. Like a year or two ago. I think he died of cancer or something. I think it's like a movie called No Escape. I think it's like a movie called No Escape.

I think it's like a movie called No Escape. I think it's like a movie called No Escape. I think it's like a movie called No Escape. I think it's RIP Ray Liotta. Oh, yeah. Like a year or two ago. I think he died of cancer or something. I liked his work. Yeah. Pop marks.

How is Shatner still alive? 92. He's 92, I think. And he's fat. He looks like a Ninja Turtle and he's still. He's. He's just plump and he's and it's getting good genes. I'm not sure that it's not injections to make it plump him up because he looks less wrinkled He's 92

McPhiller he looks like he looks like 60 or something like he's all wrinkly But he's got all that fake hair and all that spray tan and that plumpener or whatever. When did he go to space? Oh He went with five years ago. Yeah, he went with Bezos. Bezos. Yeah. Yeah, that's why he didn't like five years, maybe two. OK. Yeah, he didn't like it. He had a quote with something or another, like staring into that empty

void of darkness and loneliness. I truly felt like he said, but when I looked in the opposite direction into space, there was no mystery, no majestic ought to behold. All I saw was death. I saw a cold, dark, black emptiness. Wow. That's a guy who's going to the end right now. Right. So after experiencing that, when he is Captain Kirk, he lands. And what does he get? The cameras are waiting so that Jeff Bezos can spray everyone with champagne. And that's like,

Shatner doesn't drink at all because his wife was killed by a drunk driver or something like that, so he didn't love getting sprayed with champagne. He's in a bad mood because he just saw the eternal abyss of nothingness. Yeah. I just pulled up an interview with him from two months ago and he looks astounding for a 93 year old. I thought it might be a little fake news

cause I didn't see one thing. Link it up. Yeah. I'm a big Star Trek nerd. So I'm always. Do a Link it up. Yeah, it's I'm a big Star Trek nerd, so I'm always like do a still like 48 seconds here, Zach, because I did see a picture of him where he looked like, excuse me, kind of pudgy out in public. And I'm like, this guy looks insane for 94.

And then there was some Twitter fact check loser who was like, actually, this was from Disneyland and he was only 81 here. And it's like, all right, well, it's still a great looking 81 year old. Like that's still old. But he looks unbelievably good for a 93 year old man. I kind of wish they do another Star Trek with him. Like, I think it's time, bring him back. Yeah, bring him back.

If you go to 145 roughly, you can get a little vibe for what he like more than just his head yeah Oh cowboy shatter that's actually better than it was in my memory he's tanned up he could get in that captain's chair Admiral Gersum how is he does he look that good at 93 yeah he should be decaying. He should be dead for nine years. Like, that's... 20.

That's been... Yeah. Like, how long is the average lifespan? 75, 76? I had six in my head. I'll look it up. I think it's going down now because we're all so fucking fat.

Is that it? We are? It has to be it. Like, Americans? Like, what would it be other than fatness? What is the what is it? It is 76 and I wonder if COVID changed the stats at all. You believe me just measure the lifespan of like healthy people instead. Why not just do that?

None of them healthy at the end. Yeah, I mean if it's healthy people, it'd be higher. It'd be. Because I guess that's incentive to become healthy then. Like, why not just start specifically measuring only healthy people? Make it a club like that guy, Brian Johnson, the crazy life extender guy. He has a genocide list of brands, the products they make and how the estimated amount of money they make per minute of life that it removes from human beings, which is really compelling and really interesting.

Where is this? Where can we pull this up? It's on Twitter. I saw it earlier. I'm not sure if it's still on there. Let me see if I can find it. So that's an interesting list. Like Chevron or something or Exxon. Lots of products. Philip Morris. Chocolate, cell phones, batteries.

Yeah. Coconut. How did you even find something like chocolate? I can't remember what it was. It might have been coconuts, but they were certified that no slave monkeys were used in the cultivation and collection of them. It's a damn shame. I look for the emblem in the cultivation and collection of them. I'm a damn shame. I look for the I look for the emblem with the monkey and shackles with a sack.

So I monkey shares. It's very you find it. It's very anti cigarette. It's Philip Morris. The industry is tobacco. Thirty five billion dollars. That is their total revenue per year. And then minutes of life lost per $1 spent

is 20 minutes of life lost per dollar that they've gained. So their revenue of 35, yeah, you and me. What are you winking? Is that all that a cigarette's supposed to take off your life, 20 minutes? Or is that, I guess, pro rated? That is minutes of life lost per dollar spent. So like one cigarette takes about 20 take off your life 20 minutes or is that I guess pro rated that is minutes of life lost per dollar spent so like one cigarette takes about 20 minutes off your life according to brian johnson I don't know if that's true but the next point

is is 82 like 0.82 minutes per day so it's 20 times yeah 22 times or 21 yeah how many chick-fil-a this high they're not that... They're not less healthy than Panda Express or Dairy Queen. Well, they're all the same. Oh, I guess those are all the same. Oh, what the fuck? This guy did... I don't understand how Chick-fil-A contributes to genocide. I think it's just human life loss. Oh, get the fuck out of here. People got... How do you know they're not eating fucking veggie wraps? They're not eating veggie wraps.

I think the point is how much worse tobacco is. The scramble bowl's fucking delicious. Just scrambled eggs and fucking potatoes. Chicken. Yeah, it's delicious. You can get the grilled chicken, spicy grilled chicken. So good. You know what, I love a candy bar right now and it's worth the point eight two minutes

I Went to in and out in California and at the time I was doing that revenge based vegetarianism thing so I saw they had a grilled cheese sandwich on their Menu and I'm like, I'm going to see what in and out gives you as a grilled cheese sandwich. It is straight up a hamburger with no hamburger. It's the hamburger

bun, lettuce, tomato, and cheese and no burger there. They didn't even grill the cheese. They just give it to you. Oh, I saw you on the grilled cheese and thought you were homeless and they're like, hey, dress it up for him.

Poor guy. That guy looks hungry. Why is it not a video if you don't? We're trying to curate a cool clientele. Get this homo out of here. My guys does a cheeseburger or a grilled cheese, too. And it's I've seen someone order it. But when they ordered it, I was even like, what the fuck are you doing?

They're like, oh, the grilled cheese are so good here. I'm like, the hamburgers are so good here. Like that's what they fucking do. They only do like two things and like this is it. But it did look like a tremendous grilled cheese. I think they had bread for it, like not a bun. I mean, I would I have a difficult time ordering grilled cheese at an establishment because it's the most easy to do at home thing. And you're paying like,

like minimum you're paying like nine, $10 for a grilled cheese. That's insane. I was on the opposite of this for a long time when I was young, like early in my career, I'm like whatever, 26 going out to lunch at work. And at the time I had to read menus from right to left. So I'd be like, you know, $12, $11, $6, that looks good. What's that? Oh, go key. And that's why I would order them. I just feel like it's not, per capita, per dime,

it's not a good deal. Like, cause you don't get any meat. I see the logic. Yeah. But it is the price. You bring meat from home to you. You bring a little can. I've never ordered something at a restaurant in my

life. Back to when I was like two when I was ordering it to that didn't have meat on it. I've ordered meat 100 percent of the time. I've been in the red blooded nerves. Me. You read a lot about

never said well maybe like a salad like with steak on it. Everyone Jerry was just like, can I. And you know what's funny is like I lied right there to be like maybe a steak salad. No, no, no. I on it. Remember when Jerry was just like, can I? And you know what's funny is like, I lied right there to be like, maybe a steak salad. No, no, no. I get it. I get a Caesar salad before my steak comes out. You've never had a salad ever, Caleb with steak. No, I've had a lot of salad, but not with me. I don't even eat salad meat, my salad. Nope. Steak makes it better. Steak is such a wonderful thing. Thank the Lord for cattle. Like it's so good.

It's so tasty. Actually, I have a fucking freezer right there that is full of a cow that just died on the 1st of July and has been dry aging. And I made two rib eyes from it. And they were so fucking good. I had a dance. I danced.

Do you reverse the name? I reversed it. The cow was unnamed because we out of respect, putting it in the name of his grave. Out of respect. You didn't name it. I don't want to develop a relationship with this thing. That's Angus. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You don't name it.

I was not out of respect. Like that would kind of imply that no one respects their kids. And have you ever thought for everyone's feelings like you? I think last time you're on, you said you have a guy who pieces it and cleans it and everything. Your cows. Yeah, we got a butcher. Have you ever done that on your own? With deer, never with a butcher. Have you ever done that on your own? With deer, never with a cow, yeah.

I feel like a cow would be the next level up in difficulty from deer. Yeah, yeah, probably. What's that? You need some tools, right? You gotta saw that thing in half. Yeah, they're big. Yeah, tools, with mostly cattle, they like half them.

They have them down the middle and then you can just kind of like work at it from there. But with deer, if you age it, it's a little bit more difficult because you lose so much. So there's a lot of carving that needs to be done. But with a cow, obviously there's a ton more meat on its dressed out corpse. So it's like easier to not nick and stuff. But yeah, deer, it's all pretty, I nick and stuff but yeah dear it's it's all pretty I'm not good at it because I'm impatient but my dad is a master

that's one of those you asked about YouTube rabbit holes earlier I've gone down the butchering rabbit holes particularly the Japanese butchering tuna and fish oh yeah I watched like an hour and a half long video. The subtitles were in Japanese and it's just like some guy being like, you know, every once in a while a subtitle would be in English or there'd be a commentary in English and it'd be like, Yasuro is headed down to the Suzuki fish market and it's just be him down there like, don't say no, no, no. Then like picking at the fins and he's like he's trying to find a good prize like like David The Asian is renowned for their

For their dealer seeking And so then but then you would get it and then you have to put it on a fucking hand truck just to get it Back basically like that It's even a hand truck those things you use to carry the heavy shit at Home Depot back basically. It's even a hand truck, those things you use to carry the heavy shit at home depot, like one of those and get it all the way back. And then they like very roughly chop the fins off, which is not what I imagined a Japanese guy doing. I thought it would be more ginger, but like hack that right off, piecing it up. It's frozen beforehand. And so they're getting all these like 100% perfect, like vertical pieces of

meat and slices. I loved it. That's such a fun, if anyone out there is looking for a good rabbit hole, watch Japanese guys butchering tuna and different kinds of fish. It's a bite. Just take a bite of it. I want to take a bite of it. The bluefin. And some of them, when they're fresh, they cut the tail off or something and they let, they bleed it. They like let the blood come out and it changes the quality of the meat or something like that. I forget but I've been down that rabbit hole. It's a cool rabbit hole. And then I watched some southern guy be like today we're taking apart an entire cow. Well let's start with the middle bit or like whatever the top part is. And it was really impressive. And when you watch stuff like that, if people like physically competent in doing something that you take for

granted how difficult it is to actually do by hand, it's just a reminder once again, if like, man, I'm a fucking bitch worthless, worthless, right? Like every every cow I butcher to be like, we got a lot of stew meat. be like, we got a lot of stew meat. Like that's a lot of burger. We get a lot of burgers, a lot of 80% burger sausages. I was always there.

There's a scene in The Edge with Anthony Hopkins where he and Alec Ball would have to psych themselves up to fight a goddamn grizzly bear that's trying to kill them. And it's not a little bear. It's it's gigantic. And he keeps saying he has this book of all these ways to make traps and all these stories of survival and they keep he keeps hyping him up he's like what one man can do another can do so just have this idea that if we had time and we weren't just dying of like frost and hunger and we could just read

through the instructions on how to do some of these things I feel like we just do them right you could for sure I mean, if you have a mad if you have like a book there that tells you we got a book he had a book. Oh, okay. Well, then I guess it is figured out like like a pork loin. If you shoot a hog, you can knock its loins out in like five minutes with a sharp knife. It's very easy. Like a huge, huge chunk of meat like that, Like a huge, huge chunk of meat like that, like that long, about as big as a cock. About yay big. You know penis size. Penis length. Like a little dick.

At least for us, at least for our folks down here in Texas. Dude, pork tenderloin feels like a cheat code sometimes when I'm looking for meat at the supermarket because it's delicious and it's so much cheaper than any kind of beef. Like bullshit beef cuts per pound are more expensive than pork. And some people don't like pork at all. I say their loss, my game. I don't know. I want factory farms for cows. They factory farm pigs.

That's why they're cheap. Oh, I thought you were saying they do factory farm cows and that that's the need For cows that knock the prices down make them more We should have more I think more meat is a good way to fix this country Raise our collective spirit raise our collective crash cholesterol Donald's just unveiled its most enormous hamburger ever Taylor Taylor. It's over. Is it a half pound? Wow. It's 16 ounces and I don't remember how much how big it is.

I know it's over a thousand calories. I don't know. Did you make that up? I know it's 1024 calories. That's what I remember. But I don't remember how much it weighs. It was like 13 ounces, maybe 16 ounces. 16 pounds, obviously.

Do you guys remember in Good Burger? I assume everyone's seen Good Burger. Do you remember when they find out that Mondo Burger is getting the big burgers by adding a drop of some secret serum? It's not the burger. That's on the article I found. But I think it's just. Man, I can't believe you guys haven't seen Good Burger.

This is my Terminator 2 moment. Is this the new burger? Yeah, yeah. Actually, I'm, I Googled it too. The double Big Mac is the new burger. Hang on a goddamn minute. What is that? That looks fucking tasty.

What's with that bun? Well, the double Big Mac is the new burger and that looks like a double Big Mac. Bugle. What's on the bottom there? What's that? It looks like there's some ravioli or something. What is that? I thought ravioli special sauce. I like onions, fried onions.

It is finely chopped onions. So it looks like I love onions, put onions on everything. The onions were on the top. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what that is on the bottom. It looks like, there's a little crispy French's onions, maybe. That's what it looks like. There's a ghost pepper chicken sandwich at Wendy's that's fucking good that has those on it. I haven't been to Wendy's

should go to night. I'm going to get in my car right after this 10 chocolate bar 9 30 p.m. I'm gonna get a chocolate bar I'm gonna get McDonald's giant burger I'm gonna get myself a kid to king-size Reese's fast brakes oh love that oh just one just one just I'm not gonna what I saw is a double Big Mac double Big Mac It's got four patties on it. Dude, Big Macs are a fool's errand. I've said this many times. They put a third fucking bun in the middle of it to convince you.

The same way, have you ever seen that meme where it's like a child trying to understand like fluid displacement? And so they put the water in the little container and then they pour it in the taller, thinner container. And the kid's like, obviously this they pour it in the taller thinner container and the kids like Obviously this one has more the taller one. That's what adults do with big max. They're like it's taller. It's like that's a that's a bun That's a bun. You're being hoodwinked. You're being fooled

That's funny, but does anything else come with the special sauce? That's why I like it Right. It's just mayonnaise and ketchup, right? So what would you get? Like a quarter pounder with special sauce? I'd probably get a quarter pounder if I wanted a burger, because that seems to be their best one. But I just don't like McDonald's that much.

It doesn't do it for me. Culver's. If I'm going fast food, I'm probably going to, I don't think Culver's is everywhere. Might be a Midwest thing, but it's like, uh, I'd buy butterburgers. I don't know. Yeah, they're butterburgers and they're like a Brits, like a regular burger, but worse for you. And they're so good. It's like every bite is the spirit of Wisconsin and diabetes. Nice. I love that man. I, I wish there was a truly good fast food place I still craved as an adult. Most of the time now, even if I am somewhere with the idea, even on a road trip

of like, oh, let's just get fast food. I end up going to Chipotle or Qdoba or something like that because it's like, well, this is at this point, similar price and it's just better. It may not be a health food, but it's better for you to eat a burrito bowl than a double quarter pounder. Might be. Yeah, I go to Wendy's. I think it's just because it's my familiarity food if I'm on the road. They have bad nugs at Wendy's, I've noticed.

Oh, if you say so. I only order two things, a spicy chicken sandwich and a burger. Usually the spicy chicken sandwich. You should try the ghost pepper one at some point, Woody. My sweet summer child. Of course I've tried that. I've tried that. Yeah.

I like it. I think it's good. You, Caleb, if you had to get fat as hell on one fast food places, food, you have no choice but to eat it all day every day. You're going to get fat as hell on it. Who do you what do you pick? Um, you can't try to mitigate the health. You're going to get fat. OK, health is not an option.

Just what can I eat the most of? Yes, consistently. I think that it's probably going to be a really weird answer. And that is Burger King. The worst reason. Who let this guy on the show? The reason is the chicken fries. The worst reason to pick burger. I don't even know these. I never go to burgers. They're so disgusting and so bad, but I can just keep on eating them for some reason. It's like emulsified chicken paste, Woody, forced to go, like, extruded into a fry shape. If I'm trying to get fat, I get some sort of burger at Dairy Queen and my drink is a

blizzard. See, do you see, Caleb, that's how you would answer that. of Blizzard. See, do you see, Caleb, that's how you would answer that. Yeah, if it's not, if it's, I just like chicken fries a lot, but if chicken fries aren't an option, which they probably wouldn't be after, I'm sure I get sick of them. I would probably just choose McDonald's and just eat Big Macs and fries and shakes.

Chocolate shakes are amazing. I can't remember the last time I had a shake for McDonald's, but I do remember seeing in a tweet years ago where someone's like anybody else notice that their smoothies don't melt and like they just left one out and it's like it just becomes a foamy paste it doesn't actually delicious because it's air it's's mostly air. Is that why? It seems like it. You should have stuck with that.

You would have had me. It seems like air. You ever eaten one? No. No. I have. Seems like air. I feel like I could breathe it in.

I could aspirate it. Because I can eat the whole fucking thing and it doesn't feel like I've eaten anything. Yeah. There are places like that. That's any chicken nugget I've ever eaten is like true one and then you black out and they're all gone and it's like I'm as hungry as I was before except I've got all this salt still on my tongue that makes me want to keep eating. Fast food is a big hit. The question was you have to eat the same fast food every day and your goal is to get fat

What's your meal? Oh, you gotta get a five guys if five guys is allowed if it's not then I probably do the triple whopper Triple whopper with the onion rings another Burger King answer. That's insane Everything is pretty good. Dude. I like those flame grilled whoppers. I like the taste. It's like smoky, kind of like a real barbecue thing going on. I like it. They are, they literally are.

Some illegal immigrant stamped that onto the patty. No, no, no, there's a griddle back there that they cook their, look it up. Have you seen the griddle with your own eyes? They were trying chicken fry, Kyle. It's their, like, motto. That griddle is a deep state conspiracy. They like it's it's there. It's there like that griddle is at Deep State conspiracy that you can fries now this is Kyle's tower 7.

OK, but they're not like my. They're like a go to item for me ever. I really like their onion rings. I do onion rings whenever a restaurant does him OK. And what I like even more in their onion rings is their fucking dipping sauce that got some sort of orange sauce that's tasty.

But I would definitely do triple whopper and like you could get a milkshake from there, too. They're not bad. Do you know the whole you're an authentic Burger King fan? Well, it's not that it's like you said fast food, so I'm limited. I don't have in and out here. I guess is Axby's to a large wings and things, which is like four hot wings, four chicken fingers, and a huge pile of fries with toast and coleslaw. You could do that with a big sweet tea. I think

they even do a frozen sweet tea there, like some sort of dessert sweet tea. Like you could do that. Wow. I went to Zaxby's on a road trip a few months ago and I'd never been to one because they don't have those in the Midwest and it was All right. This is better than I thought it would be Yeah, they're pretty good and a suck knows is there's all I have raising canes. I think that's more North and west of us. It's pretty good. Yeah, I have a raising canes not too far from my house I've been to a few times they They're like a more extreme

Chick-fil-A in you know, like you go to Chick-fil-A they're like, how may I be of pleasure to you today? Some weird intro. The fucking Raising Canes people like you pull up and they're like, Woo, it's a chicken kind of Monday. What can I possibly get for you? For real? Yes, they like sing at you ever go to most most Woo hoo hoo, it's a chicken kind of Monday. What can I possibly get for you? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. For real? Yes, they like sing at you.

You ever go to Mo's? Mo's has a thing too. I went to Mo's and then there's just not many of them around here. It's just a, it's not as good as Chipotle or- They holler at you when you walk in though. They say, welcome to Mo's and like everybody chimes in, Mo's, Mo's, Mo's.

Oh, I don't remember the cheer. They didn't call you that for you like they owe you five dollars if they maybe there's just an autistic lady working at my local raising canes and this isn't normal but like the actually no it's a good day yeah they will literally say something like that they'll be like uh bo jingles says welcome to bo jingles it's bow time how can i serve you Uh, welcome to Bojangles. It's Bo time. How can I serve you? It's Bo time. It's Bo time. It's time for Mo Bojangles. Bojangles does this like combo box where they, they take a jug of sweet tea, like a half gallon of sweet tea and it slides into a box of food. So it's all one unit that they then put in a plastic bag and hand to

you. It's like half a gallon of tea, four biscuits, like eight pieces of chicken and three sides or some shit with a gallon of tea like attached. I was the last time I went to Raising Cane's. They don't just, you know, they try to be fun there. And so they have like four piece, five piece, six piece, uh, strips and all that. And that's what you obviously want to get when you go there. Cause I don't like when they make a sandwich and it's just strips on there and it's all falling apart. And so I just get the regular strips and I need the six piece because I'm a growing boy.

And that's called the Kaniak combo. And so I don't and so I don't want to order and and see whatever fucking NPC speech line I unlock if I ask you. Do you leave the coleslaw go double bread? No, I just get the regular bread and coles. Their coleslaw is not great. But exactly. You go double bread.

I'm already eating like every single thing in that box they give me is beige. Taylor, this is- It's all fried. That money goes to genocide when you spend it on coleslaw, so you don't, so you don't eat. You gotta get the double bread. I'm like borderline nervous when I go up there.

And if I say I want a cane-y-at combo instead of like a six piece combo, someone's gonna come out in a propeller hat and sprinkle sparklers and be like, hey, hey, hey, we got a real fat retard. Are you a Caniac? No. It's not that bad.

McDonald's isn't as bad as it used to be. They used to let you supersize for like a quarter more and they'd give you a half of a pound of french fries And that was when they used beef tallow Or then maybe it was the eight beef tallow they had no that's what they do now They've got like some sort of weird vegetable concoction that they mix beef tallow agent into Then I Just had to watch a YouTube video to remember exactly what the raising Cane's

person says. And now I do remember because I was there only a couple of weeks ago and they go like, ch-ch-chicken, what kind of chicken we having today? That's awful. Aren't you glad you don't have a job where you have to say something like that? Like, was there was there at the rental car place? Did you have to do it? Vroom, vroom, vroom. It's a good day to ride with Avis. Do they they had like the longest script you were supposed to say when they called your branch and it'd be like,

thanks for calling Enterprise Rent-A-Car, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. This is Taylor. How can I assist you today? And like, customers just get annoyed if you go on a 15 second like spieling away. And so I would always just go like, enterprise, this is Taylor. And then that was it. And people seem to like that. That was in Boise, Idaho. I saw the enterprise and I was like, Oh god this must be it and I take a picture and I text it to Taylor and he's like not that one. Oh yeah yeah there's the airport one and the

one at the Boise Auto Mall if that's even a thing. One of my biggest flaws maybe is if I'm calling a helpline, a service line or even if I'm just calling if I just need the the the assistant on like a credit card issue or something like that when they have a big spiel that they're going into that it doesn't apply to me and I'm just waiting on them to finish regurgitating some corporate non nonsensical speech or even the canned responses to my replies can infuriate me. It's never like a well thought. They don't think it.

They read it. It's like, hey, so I'm having this issue where I click credit, but it's doing debit and it's not a debit card. I don't even know why that applies. It's credit card. Oh, well, I can definitely help you with that issue that you're having today, sir. It's like, I think you were going to say that no matter what the fuck I said. Yeah. And if they go on a long spiel where they're reading lots of information, I can get really,

really upset real quick. And I've shouted at those people before. I've definitely shouted at them before. And that doesn't they don't work any. I know I got shitty What you can do is patience the fuck out of them like customer service people ever very unlikely to Hang up on you. So just stay on the phone. I've stayed on the phone with rogue fitness for like almost two hours And they're because the deal was my package was in picking, right? Which means they're taking it off the shelf and getting it ready to ship for like, I don't know, 12 days.

And I'm like, how long does it take to pick it from the shelf? How many, how many weeks does this operation typically go for? And they're like, it's in picking. And I'm like, well, can you tell me where it is? Why don't you go back to the warehouse and take a look and see? And I just stayed on the phone for, like I said, nearly two hours.

It shipped like a day or two later. I like that. Squeaky wheel. Yeah. He was the squeaky wheel. And so he got his equipment shipped. Many times before, and I let them lie to me You know like oh, it's a picking it's about to go out and then four days later. I call back

I'm like, it's still a picking. How can this be? Frustrating i'm still mad at rogue that was years ago Sons of what he has woody has been uh playing elden ring and I want to know Is it still going well? Because in my estimation, it's been going well and you've been having a good time. Yeah, yeah. I'm not good. Like I'm, but I'm playing it.

I don't know how many bosses I beat. You know, it doesn't or something. Countless. Like it doesn't, like I'm not, so I have almost 50 hours in the game after eight days. So kind of playing full time and Jackie and I, she sits right here, this is her chair. And like, she like, all right, jump on the roof. There should be a ladder to the left.

And we managed to take this open world game and put it on rails as I like 100% this thing. And I'm like missing, like they're like, there's one boss called Marguerite or Marguerite or something close to that, who's like a gatekeeper. She's one boss called marguerite or margarite or something close to that who's like a gatekeeper She's one of the hardest to beat she's on you saw me like die to her a few times in the hangout Oh, yeah, and then on Tuesday, they're like, how's that going? And I was like, I killed her and they're like, did you find the shackles that hold her down?

I guess that's how people beat it and I was like no I just Hit her until she couldn't be hit anymore When she went to hit me, I made sure I was like, no, I just hit her until she couldn't be hit anymore. And then when she went to hit me, I made sure I was anywhere else. I beat her to death. I didn't know the real trick to it. I didn't know there were shackles that lock her to the ground or anything. So I just beat her like a regular person. And there's a lot I think I'm missing.

I don't think my weapon is leveled up for my person anymore. I doing in Elden Ring, when you level up your, like there's strength, dexterity, intelligence, faith, et cetera, et cetera. And typically you wanna specialize in something. But my autistic ass is like, I got 20 strength and nine faith. I can't have this kind of lack of balance. Yeah. I have to focus on my God. I have 10 faith. God

have 10 faith. I'm coming up on a point where they let me rebalance it. So I'm watching YouTube videos about like all the skills. And it's like, every video has a different conclusion to it on how you should spec your character So hopefully you can fix it more than one time but bottom line is I'm I've gone from horrible to below average. So there's clear improvement and

And I'm enjoying the game and I'm working my way through it now whenever you complete Elden Ring do you think you'll be done with gaming for a little while or Now, whenever you complete Elden Ring, do you think you'll be done with gaming for a little while or perhaps tempted to another Dark Souls property or just open to a bit of any kind of gaming? Because I want to drag you both into that game grounded where you're basically, honey, I struck the kidded and you're working together like building weapons and trying to like conquer the backyard basically. It's not like a, it's not an on the rails sort of storyline. It's more like an open sandbox, literal sandbox in some cases where you're just trying to like take over the backyard. You build structures and I think you can build little simple machines that do things for you. It's a bit like a, there's some survival aspects and the game,

interestingly enough has a arachnophobia setting if you're really just terrified of the spiders and I was like who's that scared how scary could they be? It's kind of like and it's kind of like Bugs Life graphics. It reminds me a lot of like playing that movie Then you see a spider and they're fucking scary, dude Like well, let's just avoid that. That was awful. He just killed us and it was awful. It spiders are huge, like the size of a car, a big car, a van really big. But that sounds awesome.

And it's super tempting. The trouble is you guys don't tend to game during business hours. I'm kind of a nine to five gamer and you play at night because you, the people you play with often like earn a living and you know shit like that. No, no, trust me. There's there's plenty of folks in the in the discord who do not earn a living. And I'm sure we could throw together a nine to five squad. I'd be down for that. Okay. I'll play anything. I miss playing games though. Anything I want to play. All right. right. Here's here's the type of game I want to play because no not anything You want to be in an open world Probably but with some story where there's three or four of us cooperating together to either take down waves of enemies I love that like like dark tide and like left for dead and shit like that anything like that

I fucking eat up but also like the idea of doing this grounded thing Not only is it sort of survival ask but I like the honey. I shrunk the kid nature of it I like that you're a little tiny person cuz I've got an RTS developed around the time of your birth. Nah, man No, no, I don't want to play any, any, any, any games like that. I don't want to play RTS. Here's my, one of my gripes with RTS. It would be fun if I got into it and practiced a lot. It'd be so fun.

Games like that, I stare and don't blink. Like I forget to blink and my eyes are the ache and ache. But it doesn't require a great computer. Taylor plays on a version that was ported to a digital pregnancy test. That's true. Yeah, I play. I play with a 4090. And it's the only video game I play is Age of Empires 2. And I have a 4090 running it. You wouldn't believe the amount of frames. The 4090. When did that game come out? Was it really the 90s?

I mean, it's funnier to say, yeah, but this is a 2019 remake of it. So it's the same game. They put better graphics on it. It's a repolished game from 30 years ago. No, they changed a lot, but it's still easy to play on. Kyle, have you heard of Anastasia? I have not. Tell me. Isn't that a type of Jew? That's Ozkanashi. OK, so those Native Americans from the southwest.

How do these Anastasia is no all about you. That's Anastasia. Anastasia is a a game mode for a game called Arma three. That is huge open world maps. You are a gorilla faction and you can play. I think you can play with 20 or 30 people in co-op. And basically you have the United States of America or any other major NATO faction like the good guys coming in to liberate the already occupied

map of an occupied force, which would be like Russia or Iran or whatever. And then you are the guerrilla faction that is neutral and can determine which side you want to either side with or you can take it. I have a little it's like squad but in a RPG sense like you can gather weapons and like you can build your inventory you can build bases you can have a squad of men running with you like you can have a plate over it is like back in the day like a lot of his armor mods actually around with a bit I love honest I was I play it all the time. It's fun. Very, very, very fun. And if I'm playing the same time, I'm playing a shooter.

It's got to be Tarkov. I really like fucking Tarkov. I also like that Chinese knockoff Tarkov that I'm hoping comes out. They did a beta trial recently. It's called Arena Infinite something or another. I got the worst branding ever. That game was good. I like I like extraction shooters. I've kind of been into that for a while. I used to really love Battle Royale whenever PUBG came out. That was just the game of games for me, especially squad mode it was so fun to

Like four of you you and three of your boys would be in one of those sedans just hauling as much ass as it could carry through a field and then just slide in sideways up to a house and three guys would jump outside of the house and you'd all get into a machine gun fight in the front yard. So much fun. So much fun. I love running people over in that game. So satisfying. The thump noise it made when you hit them. Love that shit. Are you still only playing that one disease avoidance game, Caleb? You were all into last time. Which was it?

Well, what was it? The one we were talking about the game you play, where you have to build your you have to avoid disease and your real world. Yeah, Rimworld. Is that what you're still? Yeah, yeah, world. Yeah. Rimworld. Rimworld. Yeah. Yeah. I, uh, I actually got some heat after talking about rim world on the last episode of the pod, people were like, he did a terrible job of explaining

what that game was. And I thought I was a huge proponent of rim world, but I, uh, no, I, I actually haven't played it much the last few weeks but I plan on I plan on hopping back in this weekend I think I'm gonna jump back in this weekend then on a bit of an Anastasia kick lately with my bros fair enough fair enough so but yeah room world we've all favorites but our favorites can't combine so so I would I I would highly recommend something like grounded or I would do Skyrim together. You are now able to do like the three of us could play Skyrim, the main storyline with three

separate characters like scaling together and I believe the enemy scale so you could have and what I want to do so badly because I'm a fucking loser I wanted to the the Lord of the Rings group so have like an Aragorn a Gimli and a Legolas like we want to be I want to be stealth Archer because it is my idea. I don't care So stealth Archer for a fucking no, you can't be stealth Archer You have to be a stealth Archer You got to be like rapid-fire Archer because stealth Archer slain can be both kinds of Archer for a fucking no, you can't be stealth archer. You have to be a stealth archer. You got to be like rapid fire archer because stealth archers lanes can be both kinds of archer.

Don't you want to be Gimli with a big battle axe? No, no, I want to be a stealth archer. Do you want to be a big battle axe? What are the problem? I would enjoy Gimli with the big battle axe. If I was so I'd want to be Gimli with the big battle axe. But when I play with the group and someone else is the archer all I do is watch the archer. We're gonna have to impose some rules on on on Taylor's leg. Well then I'll be a mage. You're gonna have to be a mage then. Oh you'll be Gandalf?

Yes. Gandalf. Someone whose magic just lights a cave. What was the most powerful spell he cast? Probably that shit he does when he kills the Nazgul or pushes them away or fighting the Balrog. So the Balrog, I didn't remember any magic in that fight. He just kind of fell. He hits him like this flash. He hits him with a flash and then he to use his his magic to kill him from and then it minutes tareth when they're retreating from os giliath back to the gates

he rides out and sort of bends off like maybe multiple uh nazgul with black riders with like the and at that point you really get to see it like his staff kind of becomes like a beam of light, almost to blind them. It feels like his magic is just luminous. Like it is in the books. It's a little better. It's a metal halide staff. No, get off rules. And you can, and guess what?

You just talked yourself out of the mage position. Oh, how could we? You know, yeah, how could you represent the mage? Guess who's gonna be the two-handed Axeman going whoo because that's what it is in Skyrim when you play as a 200 character you're just slow as shit imagine a dragon is like spiraling around above us and you're just standing there with that axe like an asshole just look oh please you want to be the bigger I got to identify as a landing beacon. I'm gonna max out my is it illumination which that which tree that you can

paralyze alteration. That's what it is. The alteration on my alteration. paralyze the dragon. Falling from the ground. I think you can only do it while it's on the ground. That would be fun though. From what I understand that mod has been out long enough now that it's pretty well polished and you can have like a whole clan of guys rolling around like it's a world of Warcraft, but it's, you know, Skyrim story storyline. Are you going to play any age mythology with me when that comes out? That's a brand new game.

Like it's not even a remake. They're just come on. It's reskin your game. It's age of empires, but really it's a game that a brand new game. Like it's not even a remake. They're just come on. It's reskinned. It's age of empires, but reskinned to be like the mythological mythological stuff. Probably not. I don't know. I can't get fired up for that. Like when I imagine myself doing it, there's no I'm not like I'm like, yeah, that'll be a chore. I don't want to do that. I need to head out, fellas. All right. Good evening, sir.

Thank you for coming in. Thank you for coming in. Yeah, no problem. I I look forward to talking to you guys again soon. Have a good rest of your night. We'll do you as well. You look. Oh, so, Taylor, I wish you came to the PKA Hangouts. I think you'd enjoy it.

The oh, the fights, the fight. Yeah, yeah, we all watched. I think it was just this weekend,, oh, the fights, the fight. Yeah, we all watched, I think it was just this weekend, right Kyle? We watched the Leon Edwards lost. And I made three bets that night and I won them all. Oh, Woody takes advantage of a gambling holic. Wait. Of a gambling holic.

He's upset when I don't gamble with him. So here's what happened. They're in England. The first one had even odds. I picked the British guy and I won. The next one had, oh, I picked the favored guy and I gave him two to one odds and I won that. And then they wanted me to pick, whatever it was.

They're like, you're gonna pick the favorite guy again? This isn't fair. I was like, fine, I'll take the other side of the bet. I get two to one odds and then I won that. And $20. $20, play the keeps. I don't know where I'm taking Jackie with that, but I'll carry her tray.

Yes. with that but I'll carry her tray. Yes. I guarantee they've got as much ketchup as you want. Yeah you went three for oh that was a rough card to watch. I guess I enjoyed the Patty fight that was wild he submitted Bobby Green I believe. Yeah that was a crazy submission choked him on fucking conscious dude was out there snoring looked kind of bad for a minute But then you know, I hate hate hate the law Muhammad. Honestly, I think it's ugly Like like if I had to boil it down anything, I think he's just he's so ugly. Yeah, I can't believe build Gimli he looks like like his face is just just I don't know. That's a really ugly man. So I've just always hated him and I I don't like his interviews

I don't like his style, um, but he dumped Edwards upside down on his head like a playground pile driver Oh I agree. He dumped him a good three times one really successfully pile-drive them. Like you said, I think it looked bad. Yeah He just also The losing fighter won the last minute or so very convincingly He was like the winner was lucky to get saved by the bell I think I don't know how Ousmane didn't do the same thing to him, you know, like

He dumped him upside down whenever he wanted I think maybe his striking was more effective than Ousmane's and and That sort of seesaw back and forth between striking and defending strike Been so injured over his career Like it seems like he's always had one shoulder that fully didn't work and he's way older than yeah I realized you know late 30s You're probably right he was late 30s at the time I bet he's over 40 now, but i'm not sure He had a really good show against um, is it maka chef the the guy with the the weird looking face?

Who's never going to fight again. I'm so glad that his career is falling apart Not a i'm not sure it's um Who's never going to fight again? I'm so glad that his career is falling apart not a Who's the fucking ugly guy with the lip right? Yeah, I Always forget you think he'll never fight again He he has some sort of weird thing. I don't know if it's psychosomatic or if he or Comes that My of I think something like that comes out Shumai. Oh, that's it What he keeps trait right as he's training he like has this mystery syndrome

Where he ends up in the hospital too ill to fight and that's happened to him multiple times He obviously missed the weight at that one fight by eight and a half pounds. He was supposed to be this next big hot thing. And he did do the thing that you got to love as an MMA fan. He fought in like back to back events. He's like, he comes in with a big win. He's like, you know what, I'm ready to go. I got in touch me. Let's let me go six weeks from now. It wasn't even that maybe it might be like later. No, it wasn't even that maybe it might be like later. I remember being like seven or 14 days later. It was real quick back to back and he came back and put on another good showing. I don't know if it doesn't Zach pointed out him and Khabib and all those guys have been tied to that terror cell in Dagestan.

I know that Khabib's gym got raided because there were some terrorists there. They had some kind of a terrorist attack. I don't remember exactly what they did, but they killed some people in a place like maybe a school even. I don't remember the specifics of the terror attack that happened, but he may be connected with all that too. He fought 10 days later. He fought on July 16th and July 26th, and then he fought September 19th

yeah, you can't overstate how big that is because The frequency that you normally see a fighter It's hard to build a fan ship up you need to see them do things more like more frequently than twice a year tops Like like when you see the guy twice in a month it's like okay yeah this guy again he said he's here to kill everybody Allah Hu Akbar okay that's already fucking cool let's go and you you know you start remembering who there are they are and remembering their name yeah I hope he never fights again I can't stand that guy those guys are all fucking terrorists every time I see an article where the rush or rush is seizing their

accounts and raiding their properties because they're literal terrorists I cheer I save the article like a little I'm like the fucking riddler with a bunch of little fucking Articles glued to the wall somewhere America men off still rich like it I think just well I go by this like a few weeks ago. He gave poor a 30 grand for his charity That's real sweet of him. I definitely wasn't rubles because the russian seized all of his bank accounts Did they yeah? Okay, like over 100 million dollars or something 150 million dollars or something That's a lot you should see connor's connor is of course always on the ball with the shit and he tweets it out

He's like he fled the country and left his wife and children behind. They seized all of his accounts. He's in the poor house. He'll be begging, begging me. I think all he needs to do is put his palm up and those Saudi guys will give him another 100 million. I mean, how much? I mean, if he fought or did a thing, I don't know how much.

I don't even know if he has to do that. Exist, especially if Putin leans on him, gives him the evil eye look like this comes from reddit comments, so Can't really are you well? They got the inside track? They're on the end with Putin and They got the oil sheiks on the on their phone they know what's up But I hate those people I can't stand them It's I always called them terrorists, or at least terrorists adjacent. And it's great to see their properties getting raided, the bank

counts being frozen and being labeled terrorists. And literal terrorist training with them in their gym. It's great because they always have those pictures of them all in the bathtub together with their matching haircuts and facial hair. And it's just fucking weird. It was clearly a cult. facial hair and it's just fucking weird. It was clearly a cult in the beginning. You know? You think I'm joking? They're all guys having fun. They're all in a big bubble bath together.

The toughest men in the planet. They're cutting weight before a fight in a hot tub. Like a bunch of Taylor Swift fans with those haircuts. Made their personality a fucking chin strap beard. Fucking losers. Isn't their haircut just kind of like, like Moe's, Dwight's cousin? Dude, I promise you these guys would go into the barber and say give me the kabeb like They do look a bit like Moe's now that I'm thinking about it. Yeah running around their little farm.

You know, he's one of the main writers of the show as well. Is he? He's very funny. Yeah, he's more of a creator actually. I think he went on and did um, what's the one with Amy Poehler? Parks and Rec. Parks and Rec was supposed to be like a spin off. It was supposed to be very much more like, um, the office than it ended up being. Parks and Rec is very similar to the office, obviously, cause it's mockumentary style. It's just not, it's still a fine show. It's just not nearly as good as it's not as well written. You can tell that like they fired their gym the first season

and Parks and Rec, right? Yeah, that Mark. Yeah, the guy who wants to bang Rashida Jones. That's her name, right? Yeah. Yeah. I like Rashida Jones. Very exotic. Was your father a GI? Was that what he said? That's how Michael Scott greeted her. Oh, you look very exotic. Was your father a GI and she's like So offended I thought she was just tan Did you Honest honestly, like I thought she was just like a tan, you know Oh Spanish Spanish is in like from Spain like or Italian or I think she's some sort of very exotic mix of maybe South Pacific Asian and like

Italian or something like that. I don't know but she's cute When the first time I watched through the office many years ago and I saw that Jim had her I was like Why the fuck are you interested in this Pam bitch? Like what she Pam isn't Pam's not any more or less funny than Ann. There's an episode where Jim employs, who's the fat guy? I'm spacing out. Kevin. Kevin to go like make a list of pros and cons

between the two women. And he's only half joking. Karen is the better woman in every regard almost. Jim should have chosen Karen. I would have chosen Karen I said fuck you Pam and left her in her little shitty town of Scranton and I go into Manhattan with Karen and we Worked at fucking corporate and maybe we had turned the whole company around we wouldn't have to Sold to some Korean printer company led by Kathy Bates over there I think things would have gone much better for everyone Fuck Pam Pam is shit.

If you look at Pam's relationship before Jim, when she was with Roy, she was such a negative void, a black hole, a personality-less, just, gazum, chasm, that she held Roy down to the point. As soon as Roy got past Pam, he like exploded like every aspect of him improved. He became a rich businessman with a full life, a wife and and and he became a piano player, a talented piano player like a lark. It is like a wedding gift. Meanwhile, like Pam's of their stuff and cheese into her fucking mouth.

Pam, you bet. Pam actually do that made you just like okay I know that right it better every broke up but that's so so let's talk about how shitty Pam was to Roy in their relationship with with her like with her fucking Wildly inappropriate relationship with Jim like she's way too flirtatious with Jim She's even talked to her mother about how like she's got a thing for Jim because when her mother comes she the mother's like So which one's Jim kick up kick up Giggle and Jim's like right there like oh, she is engaged at this point. She's engaged Yeah, absolutely. So she kisses Jim

She gets she has two or three drinks at Appleby at Chili's and then like kisses Jim on the lips after her Fiancee has gone home because he needs to sleep for work. So she's a bit of a whore. That's true. He's a bit of a whore. Okay. She's also has zero talent at any fucking thing. I encourage Jim to steal Roy's fiance. I always thought that was shitty and no one really gave him a hard time about it. He's shooting his best shot. And I'm okay with that because she was reciprocating and he was he seemed to be shitty. So I'm OK with everything Jim did. Pam is the is the problem in this relationship.

She's the one who took a vow. She's the one wearing a ring. She's the one who knows fucking Roy Jim's sitting over there next to her all the time. This girl's flirting with him. He's flirting back. He likes her. What's he going to do? I got a problem with Jim. But my problem with Pam is she's a fucking loser. Her thing is art.

Like even her greatest art piece up there that's hung on the wall, like Dwight's like the shadows are all wrong. What are the two sons? What do you mean? They're Drand andromeda galaxy. I don't think so. Art school because she was a successful show. She sold some paintings. No, never. She, She sold one to Michael Scott. And we don't even know if she paid for it. She probably gave it to him for free. She failed out of art school after spending weeks and months damaging her relationship, like clearly with Jim,

like leaving him back home to work. Then she's failed out of art school. Then her next career move is to defraud her business place with literal fraud. She forges documents and essentially bullies a superior into forging documents to make her a made up position within the company with a salary that she came up with because she thought it would slide under the gaze of, she even tested it with Oscar from accounting He's like, what do you make? He's like, I'm 60,000 60 of 45. Oh, okay

like like she literally makes sure that she's gonna be able to commit fraud without like get Raising too many alarms. I haven't gotten to this party. Yeah It's a fraudulent position. She's the office manager. She only ever she orders pins and placards for everyone. That's what she's making like 4550 grand a year for. She is defrauding the office. You're right. You texted me the other day because I was like, I'm rewatching the office. I know it's your favorite show all time pretty much.

And you're like, I'm a Pam hater. I didn't give her that much thought. But he's also the worst salesman in the office. She's a salesman for a period of time. It doesn't, she not sales at anything. Ails at it. Two sales, two, she'll never be an assassin. Yeah. Yeah.

She and Ryan bad at sales. I do, I think Ryan's character arc is like him as an actor. He doesn't make me laugh much. I get he's supposed to be like a semi straight man. So he not gonna be the the impetus of the lobster. I'm not with her I was gonna say Ryan's like through line is actually funny though like Getting to the high level of corporate and being exposed for like cheating on The the online sales record, you know that that actors not just an actor on the online sales records.

Did you know that that actor's not just an actor on the show? That's right. He's the writer, director, and executive producer on that show. Yeah. Cause I, like when I watched that when I was younger, I always wondered like, all right,

why do they have Dwight, Michael, Jim, and Pam in the intro and then the random intern, like also in there and say, oh, it's because he's, I guess, a drive. Everybody's boss. Yeah. Yeah. Pam was unsupportive of Jim when he was trying to expand his his business in in Philly, even

though he had been there just waiting as long as she needed when she was at art school partying, drunk with her, like chubby New York quasi boyfriend and associates. The guy from Mad Men. Yep. The guy from Mad Men, a show that I've never seen. Yeah, it's Pam's shitty. Pam was always shitty. She wasn't cute past episode two.

I mean, season two. And Jim at one point was dating Amy Adams. Remember that? There was a season where Amy Adams came into the office selling purses and yeah, he went and asked her out and then dated her. And then he broke up with her really shittily on the booze cruise. I think Jim and Pam deserve each other. Really, I think they're in a gym.

Jim, like he's a guy. He's fun, but I love his devotion to the prank. I'm a fan of Jim. Jim, like he's a guy. He's fun. I love his devotion to the prank. One of my favorite pranks is when he tried to convince Dwight that he had always been an Asian man. An Asian man comes in and sits down and everyone greets him as Jim.

And Dwight's like, what are you doing? He's like, what do you mean Dwight? And like, Dwight looks at the picture of Jim and his family that's always been on the desk and now it's an Asian Jim. And then Pam comes over and kisses Asian Jim on the mouth. And Dwight is just like, thinks he's in a parallel universe

where Jim has always been Asian now You know, he's apt to believe that sort of thing. There's a deleted scene It's from the finale where they get the old black man who does security to pretend like he is Morpheus his brother Orpheus and Literally gives Dwight the red pill pill blue pill thing can vent they convinced Dwight that he's in the matrix They have like a they train a cat to walk by like twice or something like that Dwight the red pill, blue pill thing, they convinced Dwight that he's in the matrix. They train a cat to walk by like twice or something like that.

And they hire twins from like the shipping department or something like that to keep walking fast. And Dwight believes he's in the matrix. I did, I'm just, I don't have nearly the experience with the office that you do, but I'm like watching it in the background and also paying some, some watching a peacock. No, I don't, I don't remember what service I'm watching it on, but I'll say, I'll say

this whenever you go through it, like if you really do enjoy it on peacock and I'm sure we could get it on plex, they have the extended versions of every episode and they take these episodes and add like 10 or 15 minutes to every single one. Really? Most of the bits are good. Sometimes you're like, man, this episode is like 45 minutes long.

Like they added, it's a little bit like Lord of the Rings. If you're really a fan, you're like, okay, I know why they cut that, but I'm glad I get to see it. Cause there's lots of extra jokes. It's a lot meaner and a lot more biting and the language is a little more coarse, like I laughed a lot, like I've been rewatching it and I laughed a lot at, uh, this scene where Michael goes into the conference room and I actually, I saw bloopers of it on YouTube after the fact where Michael goes in and he's like,

Phyllis, we all came in here and gave you a golden shower, a golden shower for your wedding. Where's my golden shower? And it's like, it's sincerely very, very funny. And it's like, I forgot how good and crisp the writing was at times on the art. And clearly there's a lot of improv on it as well, which, you know, I like that in shows when you can tell that an improv bit made its way past the finish line. And I watch I like to watch it sometimes in batches.

So I watch all the Christmas episodes, the season where or the episode where Michael wants to be Santa, but Phyllis has like, she asked six months ago or something, got triple approval. She has it certified. She's cleared it with everyone. And she's always wanted to be Santa. And Michael can't fucking stand

that he's not the center of attention. He comes out and he's like, don't waste your time with old training claws over there. Come and sit on the real deals lap. Sit on my lap. There will be no doubt. And they're like, no, no one's ever asked me to sit on their lap before. Kevin gets on his lap and hurts him. But then Michael decides that that's not good enough that he's got to go.

He's got a one upper. So he dresses as Jesus Christ. He comes out as Jesus Christ. I think that's the episode where he also got like, I think Darryl told him, like, that's inappropriate, Mike, you can't be doing that. And he was going to and he dressed up as Darryl. And so he's got like a black Afro wig on. He's got a and he's got one of those blue button up shirts with your name on it or whatever, and you can tell he was gonna do blackface.

Cause if you look behind his right ear, you could tell where he started and then since that's the fact he's been having that idea. He comes up, yo I'm Daryl or whatever. You're like, that's so funny. It would have been a little more hardcore if you come out in the blackface. Do you think that?

Like the real life person backed out of blackface and it's part of the story That there's like a dab of it is almost better than blackface. Yeah, blackface would have been a little distasteful Although that is michael like like his thing if you remember the first It's either the first or second episode of the first season where he has everybody wearing like racial of the first season where he has everybody wearing like racial Stereotype cards on their heads and he's and I think Kelly who's Indians has Indian Like making all these crazy Indian goo goo goo goo goo Slaps the shit out of him try my googie googie

It's so Michael was much shittier in season one. Like he was like. Yeah. And he had less hair. Yeah. They fixed him up with the hair. And he was fatter. He gets in shape around season four when he does the hangover movies and starts his career takes off. You can tell that he like gets a nutritionist or some shit. Like he becomes a Hollywood star. And you'll also. And all of a sudden instead of eating pancakes or in like starting his day with a griddle You'll see him eating like broccoli salad like he's just got like a fort eating whole chunks of broccoli it during the show

I like the episode where I know I'm just saying office episodes Where Michael and Jan have the dinner party and that's my episode. Yeah. Michael's like talking about his TV, which is like a 15 inch plasma monitor and he's like and it goes right into the wall and it doesn't. It just moves like two inches back or two inches forward and he's like sometimes I'll just stand here

and watch TV for hours. The dinner party episode is like a top tier. That, the one with the CPR, those are my favorite episodes. But a lot of people find that to be super cringy. Like they don't, they can't sit through it because they're like squirming in their chair, watching the awkwardness of the dinner party.

It is cringy. What about Scott's Tots? Are you familiar with Scott's Tots? Scott's Tots is unbelievably uncomfortable. Yeah, that's for me too. That's one. It's still funny. I'll sit there and watch it without any trouble, but it's like... So for those who don't know, Scott's Tots is an episode where Michael Scott apparently 15 years ago promised a kindergarten class that he would pay for their college education on a fucking lark. He thought he would be a successful billionaire because he's insane. And so he was just making a lot of big promises.

And so now it's time for these kids, this group of black children to graduate high school. They're all 17 and 18. And they want Mr. Scott, the philanthropist, to come in and, you know, thank him because, you know, he's paying for all the college. And imagine it's like 30 kids. It's

it's millions of dollars, three million dollars easy that he's coming out of pocket for that he's promised. And they're like, Mrs. They all have prepared prepared speeches about how he touched their life. One guy is like, I was drawn to the drug game early, but I knew my guardian angel, Mr. Scott, was up there looking out for me. I couldn't disgrace that. And I stayed to the books. And here I am. One day, I'll be the next Barack Obama. And Mike was crying. Like, as one inspirational speech after another, then like eight of them do a prepared dance and song number.

What's he going to do? Make our dreams come true. Michael's assistant is like dancing and clapping along. You know, this isn't happening. This is going to play out well. I do like that Michael went to get the adulation. He didn't have to go. Like he wants the adulation enough that he was willing to put himself through the-

He should do it all before he gets it. If I recall, didn't he offer to buy him laptops? And then he found out the price of that. So he offered to buy them the power supply. Yeah, laptop batteries. Now I'm not gonna be able to pay for your college but What does every college student need a laptop and he starts reaching into this bag all these bags He's got an everybody kind of perks up because the laptops not chicken feet and he goes and what does every laptop need a battery?

They start boom boom he goes wait wait wait and they quiet down a little, he goes, they're lithium. They're lithium. And later on that one kid, he's like, do you want an extra battery? Most people didn't take one. It's just so fucked up. Imagine that you thought your college was gonna be paid for and you had that rug pulled out from under you.

You know, in a little way though, he saved those kids. Deadlines and shit. Yeah. But they also like focused on college there in time for 18 years when otherwise they might not have. Yeah. Sure. The lot, the light was a blessing. I swear. He also saved them from the college campus woke mind virus. Yes. Oh my God. That's where you get it. That's where you get it. College campuses. I had the most intense nightmare. The other night I woke up terrified.

I dreamt that I was on a spacecraft that was like orbiting the moon and I was trying to like fly down to the moon with my like jet pack that was on my space suit, but I miscalculated. I only had like that much jet pack. So now I'm just hurtling into the void past the moon. Every time I rotate, my little ship with my buddy in it is getting smaller and smaller. Now I can't tell if, wait, was that it? Or was that a star? Was that it? Was that a star? And, and, and I was, it was awful. When I woke up, I was just,

Has your weight consumption dropped off recently? No, not, not significantly, but I know I hadn't smoked that night. Like, like if I don't smoke, if I smoke before bed, I don't have dreams. But if I don't smoke, I will have very intense dreams. It's so rare that I get like an a true nightmare. Knock on wood. So I don't want to get one, but it's usually if I have a weird dream, it's just disjointed and weird and doesn't make sense. It's not like I'm scared. It's like almost in the dream. I'm like, I'm not this food court. I mean, doesn't make sense.

Like y'all all laughed at me. But like two months ago, I had a terrifying nightmare. And it sounds funny. But you've got to understand that in the dream, it's 100 percent real. It's like this thing is actually happening, not like I'm not reacting to a dream world where a bad scary thing's happening. It feels real And i'm I was literally sitting at this desk This is the dream and I look out there's a window sort of in the corner of the room over there

And I look out that window and I see santa claus and his sleigh fly by Like that's fun So scary, how is that? by But that's fun so scary I can't tell you the amount of terror that I was filled with in that moment in that dream And again when I woke up, I was drenched in you got to get right with you on the doll Magical man flying around outside my window I would never He it was a real st Nick, not some cartoon fucking character.

It was some sort of goblin demon man with a herd of flying deer. He's not a good guy. There's no way that we know that... He was there to give you stuff. He said he could have been Krampus with Beltschnickle, or Black Peter. Black Peter, yeah, like that Netherlands guy.

Yeah, no, for you to be afraid of St. Nick, like, he's a good guy. He's there to bring presents and cheer and mirth. I was so afraid that that scared me so much. I remember waking up being like, taking a while to realize that I didn't just see Santa Claus. Like that. That's that's often a thing too, where I've got to process that that was just a dream and that's not real and try to get over it that way. Sometimes I also dream that there are wasps in my bed, like all over my feet.

Now that's a lot scarier than Santa. Yeah, I pull my knees up to my chest at the top of the bed and start swiping at my feet. Have you done that? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Man, maybe you should keep token on the weed. You don't have terrifying nightmares that shake you from your sleep? I can't remember the last time I had like a horrible dream. Like they're usually just weird or it's something kind of fun. Or it's like often like I'm somewhere like I want to do something fun. Like I'm skiing. Like I'm skiing on a mountain. And like, I'm with my friends initially. And then I lose them because I go too fast or too slow or something. And then it's like, where am I? How do I even find these guys? I don't know the run-up looking around for people. Like I'll be just trying to go to the store

and one obstacle after another will get in my way. And it'll be so convoluted by the end. I'll be like, I don't know, riding an elephant down a river or some shit. Like- Do you figure out dreams or dreams? Yeah. Pretty often? I do. Yeah, I was in the water. Do you figure out dreams or dreams? Yeah. Pretty often?

I do. Yeah, I would say half the time at least. I come to the realization that this isn't real. The pinching thing doesn't work because it still hurts. Does this ever happen to you? Interesting. I'll wake up from a dream

thinking that my dream was interesting and like, oh yeah, yeah. Or maybe I figured something out. I don't write it down. And then whatever 30 minutes later, I have no idea what, what was so important. Yes. Yeah. The ink never dries 30 minutes.

Like for me, at least like I can wake up from a dream and be like, man, that was fun. And like, as I'm going to pee, like I'm mid P and it's like, what the hell was that? Cause you know how it is. Like you wake up in the middle of the night, if you're having a good or fun dream, you want to get back into it where it's like, all right, let's resume the sequel. I've gone back in like the matrix. I think about it. Like I'm not that successful in jumping back in and phasing

back into my dream. And I forget what it's about entirely. Like Woody said, like I just like, I remember it was good and fun, but I can't for the life of me remember even one iota about it. It's like whatever brain juice neuron implantation that like his memory is made of. It uses some temporary ink for that memory shift. Yeah. And your brain and if you don't write it down right away and it's incredibly frustrating because I'll be like, wait, what was it? I just had it like I was thinking about it and it's gone Yeah, I was the president and I had just issued an edict that everybody liked Isn't it? Who would you make president like like anyone you get you get magic wand. It doesn't matter. You can be US citizens only though

living Yeah, you go first. I got mine Keanu Reeves You can, US citizens only though. Living? Yeah. You want me to go first? I got mine. Keanu Reeves. He's a moral choice. I want to wear that John Wayne suit. Do they have to have been born in the US?

Yes. Okay. I was gonna- Who was your guy? Was it Schwarzenegger? No, I was picking, I was going through professional hockey was your guy? Was it was a chores nigger? No, I was picking. I was going through professional hockey players. I like you.

Connor McDavid, no, so good at hockey. He's Canadian. I can't have him anyway. You would genuinely make a hockey player, the president of the United States. It'd be kind of fun. He probably speaks some sort of Russian language. You have to communicate with these fucking hosers in Russia. Think they can take us not a chance not with that for how he stood up to them before on the on the

yeah that would be good i don't know i don't even know who would be good i'm all about cannery actually you know what uh what's what's tom hanks wiger son what's his name what Good guy. What's Tom Hanks Wigger son? What's his name? What? Scott Hanks Hold on Tom Wigger son Yeah, I know the guy you're talking about I've seen him do some all right, Yeah, I'd make Chet Hanks

He's got two sons one of them is a great actor and the other is what about that guy Martin Sheen He did a good job in West Wing. Maybe you do a good job in real life See I like I Honestly thought about that too. I thought about using someone who's played a good president like Morgan Freeman But but our Gene Hackman's got a good presidential look to him, although I bet he's really old now I haven't seen him in a good bit But no Keanu Reeves is my guy I feel like not only because he is an okay actor at least he could He could pretend he could look like a good president and I think if you know, he'd make good decisions

He seems like a real nice guy. Hey, it seems dumb. I saw him in building Ted's excellent adventure stupid. Yeah, he's an idiot in that movie What are you thinking? Yeah, Jesus Kyle Well, I mean checkmate You know retort to that but can't beat the West Wing guy with Bill and Ted Well, I think I think this is a natural endpoint West Wing guy with Bill and Ted. Well, I think this is a natural end point. All right, all right. Check out our sponsors, check out our guests,

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