Painkiller Already - Painkiller Already #212

Episode Date: January 8, 2015

This week on PKA, DrChiz comes on and the cast & crew discuss the best and worst movies, TV shows and video games of 2014. Kyle shares a ton of personal stories of crazy adventures, one involving an insane night out on the town in New York City.

Bam! We're live! Welcome to... We're live! We're back! Episode 212, back after a one week vacation in popular demand. Woo! No sponsor this week, so go check out Patreon, you'll get Pink Killer Nearly, you'll get all sorts of awesome and fun stuff. You can see it on the page, link in the description, and you get to see see this show early which is probably one of the most popular things we we hadn't taken a break like that in quite some time so when we got together yesterday and did uh painkiller nearly i it was good to hear from you it'd been

a little yeah dude like i you were sick and i was out of town and like we just like normally if people don't know kyle and i talk a couple times a week i don't know three five something like that and uh and then we had gone like 10 days without talking or something i was like oh how are you you good yeah i test your relationship to go that long it did it did i felt a little shaky to be honest i i there there's this 40 something year old guy at the bakery down the road who's got a lot of potential and i started having feelings for him a little bit. I was like, oh, look, here's an older man who could be a friend. He could be my older man friend. But I'm back with you now.

Now that our relationship has been – I think that's bullshit. We were not on a break. Exactly. But the heart wants what it wants. But we're back together now and stronger than ever. Kyle's just not cut out for monogamy. No.

Only with my older man friends. Dude, I want to brag for a second. And we're doing game talk, I guess, later. But WoodyCraft broke 3,000 users today. And I am fucking psyched about it like it's it's awesome i uh i wasn't sure it would ever happen like like to give numbers we hit 2 300 people like i don't know something like nine months ago i'm just guessing and uh and it was awesome and it was a high and it was fantastic and then this summer mojang messed

with server owners and started attacking them and stuff and like we weren't sure how much to like how much time and money and frankly to invest in woody craft and uh then this summer wasn't our best summer it wasn't bad by any means but uh you know i felt like we lost our groove come fall we have been kicking ass since fall you know immediately the players were happy and then it just started growing and growing and then we broke our 2390 record and then 2400 became normal and then 2500 became normal and then like 2800 is a number we hit like five days in a row and today we broke 3000 peopleCraft, which is like, if you're not familiar with Minecraft servers, that is a big number.

There aren't many 3,000 server, 3,000 user servers. Does that mean that 3,000 people are subscribed for WoodyCraft or 3,000 people were all playing at once? The latter. Yeah, we had 3,000 people all on at the same time. As a matter of fact, we took a screenshot. You guys can see it. We had 3,012 people on at the same time. As a matter of fact, we took a screenshot. You guys can see it. We had 3,012

people on at the same time. I wonder how many people are playing COD 4 on Xbox right now. Nobody, because it's ruined. It's ruined and awful now. There are more people playing WoodyCraft now than there are playing Call of Duty 4 Ride Wager. I like to think that's true.

I saw your tweet about it and I opened the little link and you're like, this is a big day. And I had no idea what it meant. I was like, Minecraft Woody. Well, thank you for your support. But no,

it really is a significant accomplishment. And the server did well. I don't know. I'm kind of out of words it was a a big deal i did not know like i remember i was telling jackie like at the end of 2013 like i'm pretty sure we'll have a good 2014 but i have no idea what 2015 is going to bring us you know minecraft could be done by then and then here we are on january 2nd 2015, breaking user records. What were you at the end of 2013? 2013, I mean, probably we were like 1800, something like that. Yeah.

Something like that. Maybe 1600. You've hit your tipping point. You're tipping up. That's a book that people read, right? I didn't even know that. I wouldn't read that book. Do boys read this book

i don't know but uh but yeah i i just i you know what i'm torn because on one hand i know there is a uh a section of my fan base who um doesn't want to hear minecraft talk at all on another hand it's a big part of my freaking life and i'm on a high because i broke a record today for for me and and uh and my team so uh an amazing thing happened i haven't even checked sales number but but like profits will take care of themselves you know if the if the players are happy and the players are coming everything is great and uh that's um it's very exciting to see records breaking and falling at woodycraft.net. Well worth no sleep. What did you say, Chiz?

Well worth no sleep. Yeah. I hear that. Speaking of Chiz, Chiz is our guest tonight. I know everyone's overjoyed. No one will dislike it because of that. You can boo right now. So there are two

vocal minorities. One of them that loves Chiz and one of them that hates Chiz. I don't know what the other 80% of the fanbase feels, but there are 10% of those people out there that hate you and your smug fucking hat. And the way you look down your nose is like some elitist pig. And then there's 10% of them out there, they hate you and your smug fucking hat. And the way you look down your nose is like some

elitist pig. And then there's ten percent of them out there who love fucking Chiz, and he's like super left. He's insightful, but he's not egotistical or rude, and he gets along with the guys, and they all seem to be on the same wavelength. Both of those come out. Both of those feelings come out of our fan base,

and then there's, I don't know what the other 80 percent feel, but both of those things exist. And they're very, uh, uh, it's awesome. They're going to go to war one day. Yeah.

I wish they would fight to the death. That would be awesome. Welcome to the show. It's always good to have Dr. Chiz on the show. Dude, if we ever do a paintball event, we're going to do Chiz fans and Chiz haters on either side.

Go. That would be awesome. No, we have to do, we have to do Chiz vs. Chiz haters just to let him get all that out just the cathartic

release of hatred and then they'll be alright he's not too bad Chiz I'll fight by your side you and I fully auto markers endlessly I'm so fucking down

I don't care how many times you shoot me you're a hater I'm going to spray you arm out none of that shit here's what we'll do you'll pay five dollars

to shoot Chiz with my my Tiberius paintball rifle, and you get like five bullets for $5, and it'll go to charity or something like that. Charity? Dude, charity? Charity?

No, not charity. Some of it should go to Chiz and me. What if half the money went to charity? What if we put half the money into this paintball wheelchair people put it into their fund? Fuck that that what if charity's ever done for us the creatures did a live stream and they donated 20 of the money to charity i think that they set the standard all right a dollar one out of every time you get five bucks chisel split it 80 20 his way that rifle hurts so fucking much. It shoots these

rifled paintball pellets, these first-strike rounds, really fucking hard, and they're very accurate, and they hurt like a motherfucker. I remember I shot a kid a few years ago, and it drew blood. It was pouring down his face. You shot all of us lined up in a row of five.

In the video, that was my go-to to convince people that I actually knew you. I'd be standing out there like, that's me right there, enlisting. You'd be like, I'm going to shoot Mirka Durka in the hand. Then you shot me in the hand and it dashed my hand open. That thing sucks. That's a terrible, terrible

gun to use on children. It's great. The people from Tiberius were really cool with me. They sent me two rifles and two other pistols, and that stuff's not cheap. The pistols, I was impressed with more than anything. They shoot the first strike round semi-automatically

with a 7 or 10 round capacity, something like that. I was playing on that big paintball field that was just nothing but cars, and I ran out of paintballs. I was playing on that big paintball field that was just nothing but cars. I ran out of paintballs. I was completely out. All I had was this pistol.

I was like, I don't even know if this fucking thing works. I saw a guy that was pretty far away. I was like, all right, this will be a practice shot, I guess. I aimed at him, maybe two feet above his head. I squeezed the trigger. I see this thing come out like a fucking bullet, and it's just, it's just,

pop, and it hits him in the side of the fucking head, and he's out, and I'm just like, holy shit, I killed, I got like two, I got three total kills with one magazine. There was a guy who did that exclusively,

right? Remember he was like an assassin, he dressed in all black, put a GoPro on his head, and he'd like crawl around and pop people like that? Yeah, he was a latino guy he didn't even have the tiberius one though he just had regular paintball he had the tipman one yeah oh did he yeah dude that guy was really it was funny like so so getting free paint yeah he's like a tipman kyle you're breaking up for me i'm sorry to come talk over you but um uh you're good now anyway me. I'm sorry to talk over you. You're good now.

Anyway, yeah, getting free paint is a big deal in paintball because it's expensive. You can go through like $80 or $150 worth of paint in a weekend if you're active. But this guy, because he did these one-shot things, a case would last him all summer. Yeah, man. Hump is the way to go if you're playing on a budget. Oh, he had pistols. He had these little semi-auto pistols that had the little magazines in them. He'd crawl around in a kimbo. He was all GoPro'd up.

He's got videos. I wish I remembered his YouTube channel. He pops up and gets kills on people with these two pistols. It's pretty entertaining the way he plays. To be fair though, he was getting lit the fuck up a lot more than he was getting really sweet pistol kills. That's what editing is for.

Exactly. Some of his peers didn't like that. Apparently, he was successful on YouTube. This is like two years ago. I don't know if he's still doing well. But his friend, other people were like, you know, he edits out all the bad stuff. And I'm like, yeah, that's par for the course.

Who wants to see that? That five minutes of awesome stuff is why you play all day at paintball. I'm really looking forward to doing some paintballing again. Yeah, I haven't gone in a while. Yeah. Dude, do we want to dive straight into the lists? The lists. Let's do it.

Yes. So Chiz came up with a homework assignment for us about four minutes before the show and said that we should come up with a list of our top five favorite TV shows, movies, and I think we changed the games thing and we're going to do the top five most disappointing games because between the four of us, we could hardly come up with five good games that we enjoyed.

Or I guess between the three of them, because I really don't play that many. Are we aging? Is that why? Or movies? I say TV shows first. TV? That's solid. Let's each kind of give our number one TV show,

because I'm sure we all have at least a number one. Yeah. You don't want to do that? You want to get full lists? Tell me how you want to do it. I'm sure we all have it at least in number one. Yeah. You don't want to do that? You want to get full lists? Tell me how you want to do it. I'm happy. Let's do it. Let's do full lists by person so then we can critique and make fun of choices.

Cool. I like that idea. I thought we'd do a quick pitch, like an elevator pitch for why this show should make the consolidated top five list. That was my thought on it. All right. All right. First one for me. These are not in any order this is you

know like uh you know the academy award prize style walking dead walking dead season one was amazing and then the show kind of slipped right season two sucks season three might have been worse it got to be all I hated that blanchik this season or half season of Walking Dead that just came out was amazing. Every freaking show was as good as a first or last episode in previous seasons. Walking Dead stepped it up at a level that they've never done before. And it made my top five list. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones was good.

I feel like they did their typical thing where there's maybe out of the 10, three or four amazing shows and a couple of sleepers. But I still like Game of Thrones. House of Cards, without a doubt. There isn't a drama out there that is any better. And How I Met Your Mother. I don't know how many people have this on their list. But How I Met Your Mother had their season finale.

I think it was 2014. And I thought the ending was brave. That they didn't just say not everyone had like a happily ever after story and um you know typically on a talk show like i don't remember how friends ended but i'm sure it wasn't with characters dying and fucking like you know like serious painful hardships in their life but in how i I Met Your Mother, what's that? Ross and Rachel got together? Yeah, of course they did, right?

You know, Ross and Rachel get together. Oh, Kyle, you scamp. But How I Met Your Mother, you know, people died. The main characters that were in love divorced and like ugly, messy life happened. And, you know, in the end, they were, you know,

it was just like, this is the life we live. This is how you got here. And I thought it was a brave choice and it made my list. Bam. That really just makes Bob Saget a dick for making his kids sit down for nine years to listen to a sad story.

Bob Saget is not in that show. Well, he's a horrible comedian, so he's a horrible storyteller as well. Where's Bob Saget coming from? He's the guy, the main character grows into bob saget later in life and then narrates his silly me okay so what was the end of that show i stopped watching early because it's awful do you want me to spoil it yes by all means okay uh there's a character

named robin and barney that fall in love and get married and they get divorced uh there's another character ted the how i met your mother person the mother they've been talking about all this time Barney that fall in love and get married and they get divorced. There's another character, Ted, the How I Met Your Mother person. The mother they've been talking about all this time. He meets her in the last season and she dies. But she does have two kids. And then I mentioned Barney and Robin earlier. Robin marries Ted

and they live sort of happily ever after. And then Barney, who's divorced, I forget exactly what his story is but basically he just goes on sort of you know life goes on that's uh neil patrick harris right yeah yeah and what happened to uh forgetting sarah marshall guy in the end they stayed jason siegel yeah yeah so he and his wife had a happy marriage throughout the whole thing doesn't he marry the flute inter her pussy girl from American Pie?

Yeah. They were married before this season. In season one, those guys were already married. Yeah, they've always been together. Okay, cool. Explain this to me. If the show's called How I Met Your Mother, right? And he doesn't actually meet

the mother until the last season, what was the point of all that other bullshit that he told her? He just wanted to tell her... It's a shoehorn and a lot of bad jokes. He just wanted his kids to know how many women he fucked before he met their mother. Let me tell you, before I got with your mother and she died, I had a great time.

But now this is funny. So my top five shows... I don't know if i have five here um i'd like to say walking dead but they really lost me they actually like turned me off to them and you didn't listen to season fit they didn't do the season did you didn't watch it i bet it is i got so many tweets telling me to give another try go ahead and care i Karen. Sorry, go on. I'll save it up. I'm just not interested right now. So here in mind, I love Game of Thrones. Nothing gets me as pumped. I watch Game of Thrones when it comes out.

I'm on HBO Go hitting refresh, wanting it as soon as I can get it. Nothing else does that to me in the same way. I really like True Detective. I know that Woody didn't like it, but it was an HBO miniseries, like 10 episodes, Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey, and I thought it was really good. There are two detectives in Louisiana.

It goes back and forth through two or three different time periods in their lives, so they're aging characters and de-aging them. So you get to see they put the makeup and make McConaughey look really good, and then they make him look worse than he actually does in real life. Pretty bad, I guess. That show is excellent. It's excellent. And there are cops who are after this child sex group that's like

what's the word I'm looking for? A cult. There's sort of an occult thing going on. That's why I didn't like it. Everyone paints the pedophiles as bad guys in all these shows. I don't think they ever look at it from the other side. How empathetic. Pedophiles on TV, you know?

Never a character where it's like he just kind of felt up that six-year-old, but he also gave a big bag of Great Value cereal to the homeless guy. Yeah, dude. After that, I gotta give it to House of Cards. I think House of Cards started Season 2

off with a bang. They immediately killed off what was many people's favorite character. If you're not going to be a character of Francis, then you're... If you're not going to be a character of Francis, then you're... If you're not going to be a fan of Francis, then you're going to be a fan of... I won't spoil it, but the character who dies

in the first or second episode of this season. I thought it was great. I like how they innovate. I like that he's looking at the camera talking. I like the stories moving along quickly, that he's already made his rise to power. I'm excited about season three in February. Dude, I got a quick thing looking at the camera talking. I like the stories moving along quickly, that he's already made his rise to power, and I'm excited about Season 3 in February. Dude, I got a quick thing about House of Cards.

I like how he killed character. It was so out of nowhere how he killed character. Boom! Yeah. But it was just like, you think that they're on a hunch and they're going to finally figure out Underwood and be like, oh, we're going to kind of get under this guy's skin and figure out his tricks, and then just bam!

Reset to zero. Back at the start of 2014, I was more active on the PKA subreddit. And this guy was, like, giving me a hard time. And I banned him from the subreddit. And the mods were, like, they never backed me. They were, like, you know, did this guy really warrant, you know, banning? Is what he said so bad and i'm like yeah man look at his history everything he says is negative and he ruined house of cards for me

and they're like what he spoiled house of cards what did he say and i'm like he said the character was murdered oh well fuck him he's gone so he stayed yeah that's one show i don't want to ruin for everyone and then say not to listen to 30 seconds ago. I'll let you guys enjoy that one on your own. And House of Cards gets another leg up on the list. Like, if I could make them tied with my second favorite show, I probably would,

just because you get the entire season the same day. And I sat there and I watched, like, six episodes. I watched it in, like, two parts, you know? Like, the first the i watched like six episodes i watched it in like two parts you know like the first night i crammed six episodes and the second night i did i did the same and i had the whole season down and it was great i love doing that just mass absorbing house of cards dude think about like so on a on it at its peak time netflix is like a third of all internet traffic. Imagine how much internet traffic is just house of cards. Like when that show drops, it could be 20 or 25% of all the internet traffic on the planet.

Yeah. That's ludicrous. I almost don't like how they released it all at once though. Cause like, I know if game of Thrones did that, I would be waiting for the next season, 14 hours after they released the initial season.

I would need it spaced out. I'd force myself to wait a few days between House of Cards. I wish Game of Thrones did two seasons a year. I wish they did. I wish they broke it up like Walking Dead. It's just too high budget. It would drop in quality so drastically. Five episodes and then five episodes.

It wouldn't be ten and ten. You prefer that? I hate mid-season finales. I'll take eight and eight. Fuck Star Trek for doing that. And my next one is I know Woody doesn't like it. I like Boardwalk Empire. I think it's super high budget. I think they tied up the last season

pretty well. The only thing that made the last season not so great is because the story is about historical figures, their actual deaths and their downfalls are recorded. That's history. You can't change

that. And the show had some fictitious tales in the earlier seasons in which the characters seemingly were in much more trouble than what actually became their downfall if that makes sense because these were real life historical figures

like Al Capone, the IRS got him well, Al Capone has gotten out of some crazier shit than the IRS in his past in the past, why didn't he just kill them all? Why didn't they just send 15 gangsters in there with machine guns like they did in the previous seasons?

Because he was a lunatic with a neural syphilis. He didn't even know what to do later in life. That's very true, but in the show he was getting pretty crazy in the last season. I liked the last season of Boardwalk Empire. I watched it about a month ago. I thought it was still pretty good. It's in my top five.

I don't know what my fifth show is, though. We can come up with that communal answer. Yeah, we're good. Chiz, do you have a list? I'll go real quick, though, because it's all repeats for the most part. House of Cards

is easily number one for me. I love that show. It's number two behind Breaking Bad as all-time best shows. I think Breaking the Fourth Wall and Kevin Spacey's acting and the writing in general is remarkable. They just get shit done. Like the death scene that happens I think in the very first episode

of season two. So they don't, there's no bullshitting in that show. They move pretty damn quick for like 12 episodes of television. Number two is The Blacklist. It's a hidden gem. Great show. It's a CNBC show, I think. It's on Netflix. It is

really good. The guy who's voicing Age of Ultron is the main character in it. It's a CIA show with a defector essentially with all of this knowledge. It's a really good show. I always recommend it. Three, I'll give Game of Thrones. I started it

this year. I do like Game of Thrones. It's not... It's in my top five shows of all time, but it kind of has duds and it doesn't move as quick as I would like. I'll say that, but Game of Thrones is number three. And four, I'm going to pick Supernatural. Even though I haven't seen the season of

this year, I am up to season seven of this year. And I don't care what Kyle says. I think the show is great. I don't mind that the Leviathans, I've just gotten to those, they do some animation on Leviathans. They're not just different colored contacts. Dude, that was so lame. They look like the Langoliers. Yes, they look like Langoliers.

Yes, exactly. The fucking chompers. The Langoliers was a TV series from, okay, was a Stephen King TV movie from like 25 years ago. And seemingly the special effects haven't moved up at all. Their whole head turns into Pac-Man. It opens and they're just like, ah! It's one of those Mario chomp ball

things is what they got going on there dude I watched 8 minutes of the first episode of that before I realized it was half past retarded that show is bad no it is great I love all the references I love all the references and the lore

of all the biblical stuff pop culture references are great, too. Dean always pulls those out of his ass. I think it's a great show. To go ten seasons, that says something. All right, Taylor, are you done? I'm done. I don't have a fifth one.

Taylor, go. All right. So I did a little more, a little extra credit for my assignment. Oh, fuck off. And came up with the worst and an overrated. Oh my god, this is why no one likes you. So, number one, Game of Thrones, obviously. Two, I put Parks and Rec.

Because I know it's weird to mix comedy in with that, but I think that show is fucking hysterical. I love every character, I don't dislike anyone. It's just a good show. You watch it and you're not uproariously laughing the whole time unless Andy's on the screen, but you feel good. It's a feel-good show. I agree. I'm giving that one my fifth call. Yeah, same here.

True Detective. Excellent show. Not going to rehash over that. House of Cards is my four, and then five was another one that I kind of had tied between Silicon Valley and Peaky Blinders Peaky Blinders is on Netflix it's this show where Killian

Cillian Murphy he's the main character and he's like a mobster in Great Britain in the 1920s or something and his family is just kind of getting into mischief and doing shit it's a very very good show I recommend watching I don't want to give away too much Silicon Valley is hysterical it's a very very good show i recommend watching i don't want to give away too much uh silicon valley yeah silicon valley is hysterical it's on hbo uh it's about a bunch of socially awkward dudes who

are trying to start up a business and it's just really great it's another feel-good show that i enjoy so i've been tallying up the votes um game of thrones and house of cards each got four votes parks and rex out of the Blue got three when we all jumped on. And those were the only shows... Oh, I'm sorry. And True Detective got two votes. So that's four. That's coming up.

The worst one... Oh, I'm sorry. Continue. Fifth is a tie between every other show we've mentioned. They all had one vote. The one that I said for worst and this isn't the worst show out there it was just the biggest most noticeable

drop off from the previous season and that was Archer Vice Archer Vice was not a tenth as good as previous seasons of that show they just drilled that ham as a coke in it that's the cartoon right I watched Archer right

yeah they called this season Archer, right? Yeah, yeah. They called this season like Archer Vice, and they were trying to make jokes about, you know, that show. And it was just so much rehashing of shitty jokes of Pam being a coke addict. Like, oh, look at Pam. She's not funny, you know, tattooed, beaten up dudes anymore. She just does coke. Is there a joke to it?

No, she just does coke. Well, we had all that coke. Yeah, I know. But how many episodes can you drill into the ground where she's just like, Ah, just give me the coke. See, this is the beauty of that show. If something happens in season one, it is forever going to affect the characters. It's like real life. They go so far. For example, in Family Guy, in one skit, Meg will get sucked off into space.

Family Guy should be in the top five, honestly. They were excellent. Meg will get sucked off. She'll die in a skit. But in the next skit, she's back alive. So there's no continuity there. But in Archer, there's more continuity in Archer than in any show, really. Vana is always

using the same weapons. If Archer gets a tattoo, he's just got a tattoo from now on. It says Seamus. The Seamus one. That's funny, but it just didn't make me laugh the way previous seasons did.

I didn't think it was a funny joke, but I can appreciate that they were like, no, they have an unlimited supply of cocaine virtually. Pam is a coke head. So she's going to be doing coke all the time now. It's just a given. That's just what Pam would do. I liked it a lot.

It was a drop-off. There were a few episodes I didn't like as much. But I thought it... Yeah, okay. Oh, here's one for you. It wasn't as good, but... That's not saying too much, because it's ordinarily very good.

I like it a lot. And I enjoyed the last season, but I will agree it maybe wasn't as good as the previous season. If we're going to name one bad show of the year with it, I'm going to put my hat in for South Park easily. South Park, yep. Big letdown. Huge. I was very disappointed.

There were a few good, I thought there were more good than bad, but it wasn't. Even the finale was horrible. Those last two episodes were so lackluster and just not funny. There was maybe one good episode I enjoyed. Which one was that? I don't even remember. That's how unnotable it was. I don't even watch

the episodes with Timmy and Jimmy. You know what I want to put? If I have a... I'm going to get hated on for this. But if there's a show that I feel like has fallen off this season and just didn't really bring it, Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I love that show. I love the characters.

I actually like the actors that play the characters and want good things for them to happen in life. But I look at the actors that play the characters and want good things for them to happen in life. But I look at the last season, I feel like maybe two or three of them hit it, and the rest were strikes. No, I can agree with you there. I don't think it fell off as much as Archer. I think Archer's dive was just awful. But Sonny, I still got a laugh from most of the episodes,

but it was far and away the weakest season they've released so far yeah i've seen season nine three times it gets better each time but it definitely doesn't hit with the same gravitas gravitas as the other seasons if the show got worse or if it has to keep getting better to maintain the same you know thing that they had before like like the reason i say this is because I'm going to put myself on the main camera now, so enjoy my unicorn horn between my eyes. Keep me humble. I'd rub my dick

on it. It's cool. I don't want to go too out. God, fuck. So, all week long, I'm fine. And then, today I have a live stream for a WoodyCraft.net event, best server in the multiverse, and I've got PKA, and I get this. Yeah, that is a nasty zit.

I thought that someone just popped you in the forehead with a ball-pained hammer and you came in. You should have lied and said you got into a scrap by, like, some tractor off or something. It reminded me of the episode of It's Always Sunny when Charlie has the date, but he's been stung by the hornet. It looks like a hornet sting i now i think it's actually not this bad in real life like i did a video about career choices or something and i was all gray and as i was like i need to step up my like color like i could go darker and have it it still shows i don't know i'm gonna crank it up. Just tell people you're an alien. There you go. You don't even need it now.

I don't even know. You look like a Hindu. I can get behind you on the Sonny thing. I think anybody who's watched every season of Sonny is going to agree with you that this was the weakest. You're not saying it was bad. It wasn't bad. It just wasn't as good as it could could have been not up to snuff but i had what were we just talking about

before i took the camera what you were saying did it did does it have to keep branching it up oh yeah yeah because fall off i feel like i've watched many a youtuber who will just like keep doing their same thing right like like i'm gonna call out the future sometime in 2015 or 16 pewdiepie won't be as popular as he once was just like the titans before him right like jenna marbles makes great videos they're every bit as great as they were 18 months ago but perhaps you've seen it before you know ray william johnson at the end of ray william johnson's run you know before he decided to like i guess stop doing that it wasn't like he stopped learning how to do it or that his production value fell or that the skits became less funny

it's just that you'd seen it a hundred times and you were finished did that happen with always sunny you know with always sunny did his last season just as good as season three but we're like requiring constant raising of the bar just one of my favorite seasons i've been towards the whole thing from start to end, and I don't expect it to ratchet up. It kind of just goes all the way pretty fine, and then season nine just kind of felt like it dropped out. I've seen every episode at least three times,

some more than that. They might have just made the mistake. I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I'm done. I was saying they might have just made the mistake that Seinfeld didn't, where Jerry Seinfeld knew after season nine, like he couldn't,

he couldn't continue to escalate that and make it better and better and better. Like he knew he had to get out to make sure that show, like people were like, Oh, Seinfeld, that shows dope. Like everybody loves that show.

Like maybe son or Sonny just stayed in it one season too long. Cause all it really takes is one shitty end season for people to look back on your show differently you know i wonder how wealthy the characters are because like one interesting thing about seinfeld is uh seinfeld himself is rich right like really rich i forget the number but it's it's north of 50 million you know like if you're a millionaire you're doing fine if you have five million you're doing great but if you have 50 million it's like generational wealth i think you might have over 100 million i forget the number it's well more than that okay let me look it up so you check that out but so seinfeld didn't need money at all so he's no longer motivated by money he's only motivated by art and i think he said i'm done i'm gonna go stand up or live a life or whatever but i'm

through with tv now um the character who played george 820 million holy smoke wow dude i gotta almost a billion it's that syndication money man let me let me circle back to seinfeld but the character that played george costanza's dad was mad he's like this is terrible i was just coming into my own you know people were looking forward to me i became a main character on the show not just a guy who got like 30 seconds of screen time a week but like a reoccurring every show character and he's like then they end it you know this was my big break i was just turning into something and it's done and uh so some of the people on the show felt like Seinfeld yanked their rug out from underneath them. But funny thing.

Do you know who that actor is? That's Ben Stiller's dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess I knew that intellectually, but it wasn't on the tip of my mind. So Seinfeld came and did like a comedy routine. So I worked at Cisco and companies, they do these like big annual meetings or something and they hire people just like you've probably heard of like Miley Cyrus doing some rich girl sweet 16 party. Well, George Seinfeld did Cisco's like, you know, annual party or, you know,

overview or something. And what cracked me up is he had like no respect for our corporate officials now these guys are like gods you know some guys like a senior vice president or even the ceo john chambers of cisco and people are like waving signs that they're there they're like they're cheering and i look around and i want to get myself fired but i'm just like are you serious like he's not even that good a ceo like our stock price has been flat for a fucking decade if this guy was worth a damn I wouldn't have to work anymore so but that's the deal George Seinfeld gets up there and he's like totally just like ripping apart the company and in making fun of all our staff and I I loved it. I loved it.

Not, not so outwardly that I got myself fired, but internally I was gleeful about the whole thing. And, uh, we owned, um, the flip camera. Do you guys remember that? It was like the vlogging camera of its day, like the first one. And, uh, um, John Chambers like gave this camera to Seinfeld like it was a big deal. Like, here, I'm giving this to you. This is yours to keep. He was like, disgusted.

Someone worth almost a billion. He's worth almost a billion dollars and he got a $120 trinket from a fellow billionaire. Seinfeld's like, oh, thanks for that. And he like handed it to someone else immediately. Like, yeah.

This is for me? Fuck, thanks for that. And it was great. Like, I don't know, the little rebellious part of me. Just love that Seinfeld did our event, reluctantly ripped the shit out of everyone who worked there, threw away his gift, and called it a day. It was beautiful.

I don't feel bad for George Costanza's dad with a show canceling. That's like if Rickety Cricket got upset if they canceled Always Sunny after season 10. You're not a big player, man. Be happy you got the role you got. Rickety Cricket was bigger in the first

seasons yeah i don't know well they keep tearing them apart there's not gonna be much left yeah i don't know how much more that character can survive they're really fucking him up i mean they cut his throat man like there ain't much i can't think of another character i feel more for right he's not a bad guy and he gets ripped apart he just can't exist in that world so you're gonna do our uh our movies our movie picks okay i'm afraid i'm gonna have a lot of yeah i'll go first i'll just rip through it uh chef small movie independent film john harborough i'm sure that's his name right john harborough close enough yeah yeah yeah john fab George Seinfeld. It's all the same, my friend. It's all the same.

So James Harborough killed it. So Jon Favreau did a great job. I think he was more than just an actor. I think he was some sort of producer or something in that film. And I really liked it. Indie thing. Interstellar. I'm sure this will be on Kyle's list, too.

That was great. Edge of Tomorrow. I liked edge of tomorrow and and one of the things that made me like edge of tomorrow more was i watched a behind the scenes thing it was only like 10 minutes long there was less cgi in that film than you might guess when those people were blowing up they had cords yanking them around like there was sand flying everywhere that wasn't cgi like it was it looked freaking risky to film that film and uh and i i liked it a lot fury the tank movie with world war ii tank movie with um brad pitt i thought that was pretty good and i was sort of running low on and getting to five and divergent which for my money might be better than Hunger Games. Really? Yeah.

I know I'm in the minority there, and I think I might have picked a total chick flick, but I saw Divergent and I was more looking forward to the next couple films than I was after Hunger Games. So those are my five. Chef, Interstellar, Edge of Tomorrow, Fury, Divergent.

Interesting. Well, I've seen one of those, but the other sounds good. We share a few of them. Interstellar is definitely my number one. I loved Interstellar so, so much. It was really good. I can't say enough about that movie.

Grand Budapest Hotel is my second one. That was early in 2014. I really liked that. That was enough about that movie. Grand Budapest Hotel is my second one. That was early in 2014. I really liked that. That was just a beautiful movie. I liked it a lot. That was a good movie. I saw it. Edge of Tomorrow. I agree with you.

Tom Cruise makes good movies. He's fucking out of his mind. He's a lunatic in that Scientology shit as a cult, but god damn, he can act. That was a good movie. Emily Blunt, or whoever the female was, she was really hot. She was great. Loved the movie. Great.

Chef is also... It's got to be on the list. Maybe I just didn't watch enough movies this year, but I thought Chef was great, too. I think we just watched some of the same stuff. Guardians of the Galaxy made my list. I really loved that. The soundtrack alone was almost enough.

It was a good movie. I liked it a lot. I agree. Guardians was good. I think... Did you like Captain America better? No. But for Guardians of the Galaxy, and me in particular,

I wanted it to be good at least as much as it was good. If that makes any sense. I, there are like Tom Cruise, right? I like his movies. If he chooses to be in one, it's probably an above average movie. Bam. Chris Pratt.

I like that actor. I wish good things for him in his real life. You know, I hope that whoever he's dating or dates in the future turns out to be a wonderful wife for him. I don't give a fuck who Tom Cruise is married to. And if he dies tomorrow, I'll only be bummed that there's no more movies coming from him. Whereas if Chris Pratt died, I'd be

bummed that the world got a little bit darker today. Yeah! So, um... I couldn't agree more. I liked Guardians of the Galaxy. What'd you say? I couldn't agree more. Yeah. I liked guardians of the galaxy what'd you say i couldn't agree more yeah i liked guardians of the galaxy but i think i was biased almost in the way that like i thought hope's musical performance this year was freaking awesome right like and it was she killed it she killed it she was the best person in her play She was the best person in her play.

She was the best person in her school. She was crushing it. And Jackie just texted me married. Unbiased Woody. Oh, Chris Pratt's married maybe. No, but she really was good. Anyone who would see that. But having said that, if we were to bring in maybe someone from the New York Times,

they would not have evaluated any of the students to be that big a standout so i liked go on i liked it i i liked it and i i liked its little piece and the the uh the the overall tale that marvel is trying to weave right now with the infinity gauntlet i liked that this is you know interweaving with all of the stories that are going on right now. And, you know, it's definitely leading up to, like, a huge clash. And we know the Guardians of the Galaxy are going to be part of it. They just joined in with probably the X-Men and, you know, Iron Man and the Avengers. They're all going to face off at some point against. I like that they combine these things.

I almost feel like, like, so there's going to be be a Superman Batman movie, right, where they're together. And I'm like, really? We actually get that? I thought they'd milk that shit until I was 90 and never have them put together. I feel like Marvel sometime by like 2020 is going to have Guardians of the Galaxy, X-Men,

I don't know, they're going to start mixing DC, Iron Man, Avengers. Spider-Man from Sony together. There's going to be a super movie where all these people are in it. And I'm very much looking forward to what happens when the Hulk goes up against some guy with an Infinity Stone in his hand.

Thanos, man. That's what they're building up to. I think in four more years is when they'll be done with Phase 1, 2, and 3 of all the Marvel films. Yeah, you got to get Black Panther. The only downside is I'm afraid they'll take so long that I'm not going to get to

see whoever that handsome guy is that plays Captain America. You're worried that Robert Downey Jr. is going to be 59 by the time it's time. He was the next one. Robert Downey Jr., I'm worried that he'll be so wealthy that he's just not interested in doing an Iron Man film.

Whoever that handsome guy that plays Captain America, he said he was going to stop playing him. I don't know who else. No, he won't. He's not in anything else. What else is that dude in? He's in Fantastic Four, okay. He said he was going to stop.

Maybe you're right. That movie was abysmal. Maybe it's a contract negotiation ploy. I'm not sure. But the core message of it is I'm afraid some of these actors will be no longer interested in those parts. You want to talk about milking a franchise. That Batman and Superman thing doesn't come out until like 2016 and they announced it like at the start of this year or last year. Yeah.

That's ridiculous. I didn't know that. I hope that guy from Hurt Locker who was the fruity archer decides not to come back. He was great in Hurt Locker but that was the worst character there. She and Scarlett Johansson. For the first time ever I'd want her to come back in the movie.

Useless. That's what they should do. That's their only real value is the emotional impact they would have if they just fucking killed them both. They walk in on the Hulk masturbating and he just... That's their only real value is the emotional impact they would have if they just fucking killed them both. They walk in on the Hulk masturbating and he just – That's it. I wish they would just die in the next movie. I wish in the next Avengers movie they'd kill off like two or three of the Avengers and make room for like Black Panther and –

Thanks to you assholes, I now have a new kink. I am really curious as to what Hulk's throbbing, masturbating cock looks like. It's like the Chrysler building. The thing is going to be like my thigh. Angry sex! He has to use two hands on it. It'd be funnier, though, if it didn't grow.

I'm sorry, what'd you say, Taylor? I said it'd be funnier if it didn't grow. The first time he gets like that, he's like, oh, this is so dope. My cock's going to be gigantic. He looks down and it's just a feeble little normal man cock swinging between those giant... There's veins in his green thighs, thicker.

You know how there's always... There's that would you rather, like, would you, like, never have sex again or every time you jizz you had to fight off your semen or whatever or get away? That's the Hulk. When he comes, it is a life form that comes out of his cock it is an entity of its own that he has to fight off because it's the hulk is is this a real thing or are you just making this up you know a

lot about superheroes that is what would you rather that is a real question thing no tell us more about superheroes no taylor the hulk is not a real thing. Glad I could help. Next up, Santa. Am I right? Where were we in movies on this thing? I got my list out there pretty much. I think it's Chiz or Taylor's turn to list their favorite movies. Transition into that. Guardians is definitely my

number one. I love the soundtrack. Gone. I just wanted to include The Hobbit sucked this year. That was a big letdown. And from what I've read, the new Hunger Games sucks as well. I'm going to watch it, but I don't think it's going to be very good.

All the Hunger Games sucked. I heard it's like a two-hour preview for the final film. I've heard that same criticism. Fuck all that Hobbit shit. You take a book and make it into three movies, go fuck yourself. Fucking Legolas ran up those blocks like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix.

It was just so bullshit, that whole sequence. I booed! I booed at the Hobbit. You asshole. There was some 11-year-old living the dream sitting there. Right to my left. Right to my left the 11 year old went and i went boo dude they needed to keep that subtle and when it was subtle it was awesome

do you remember in the original lord of the rings i think it was um that was the first one called lord of the fellowship of the ring oh thank you fellowship of the rings he was mounting either a horse or some sort of warthog. He did it by scooping his neck and swinging around to his back. Do you guys remember that? That was when they were making their way to Minas Tirith. Or to Helm's Deep from Gondor.

He did that crazy thing. He mounted the horse in an odd way, and it was really cool, physically next to impossible, but it was kind of subtle. It wasn't like, you know, Legolas sprouts wings and saves the day, which is what they're doing now. Remember in Twin Towers, or Two Towers,

when he throws the Uruk-hai shield down the stairs and he surfs it down it while shooting arrows? An actual stuntman did that. That's not fake. Someone did that. That's why it looks good. Now let me tell you what he does in The Hobbit. This isn't a spoiler.

It's just one of the many ridiculous sequences in that movie. He's riding a bat. It doesn't matter how he got attached to the bat. It flew by and he hopped on. He's upside down under the bat, hanging on to its legs. And it carries him into Mordor or wherever the fuck. He's far enough along

that he's happy. So he turns upside down, shoots an arrow through the bat's head, and he falls on top of a tower. And from that tower he's taken out so many orcs with his auto-invasion. Couldn't he have just let go of the bat if he didn't want to It was an evil bat. No Woody.

It was an evil bat. They were bred for war as had previously been established. Literally they went they bred for war. And so on top of this tower That was the entire bat backstory. Totally. It really was.

And I would have loved more, because that's the first and only time I've ever seen these bats in the Lord of the Rings movies. So anyway, he's auto-aiming all these orcs on this ice thing and keeping the... G-codes. He's keeping the dwarf king alive, because he's helping him by shooting these things. Dwarf King alive because he's helping him by shooting these things. And then the hot girl elf, she gets hurt and he needs to get his tower

to fall over so it'll get across a precipice basically. So he can get over to where she is. So he does a backflip off the fucking tower. He's out of arrows. Keep in mind he does the backflip off the tower onto this giant troll that's got reins attached to in mind, he does the back flip off the tower onto this giant troll that's got reins

attached to its eyelids, and he rides the giant troll into the tower. The tower falls over the precipice, and he begins a fight with the white orc's son on this tower. At one point, it falls apart

and shatters, and all of these bricks are free-fall through like space and time down this precipice and legolas is running like mario on blocks that are just suspended in air like this he's skywalking and as he runs off of them they don't accelerate downward like they would because of you know like physics and reality. He just ninjas up. I imagine he's deflecting arrows with daggers as he does it. It's... You know, like...

There was a similar scene in the last movie where a bunch of dwarves were going down Whitewater Rapids and he's running from head to head to head while they're floating in barrels. Shooting arrows at the same time. It's just like... I did really dislike that scene that you're talking about, to head to head while they're floating in barrels. Yeah, shooting arrows at the same time. Horseshit. I did really dislike that scene that you're talking about, Kyle,

because it was really just a 12-minute ridiculous procession of a character who wasn't in the book saving a completely non-existent character. She was never there. She's not in any of the books. They added to a three-hour movie that was broken down from a children's book, like 20 minutes of nonsense of this character that was broken down from a children's book. Like, 20 minutes of

nonsense of this character that wasn't there saving a character who didn't exist. I hated that. It was just silliness. And it pulled you out of everything. Like, if you had wartime bats at your disposal, don't you think that'd be a first response rather than a last resort? Like, alright, before we waste this stuff, send in our gigantic

bats. You need some hardcore dude up on a mountain. Send in our gigantic bats. You need some hardcore dude up on a mountain. Send in the war bats. And they come freaking in. They scratch at the eyes before you send your wereworms out the mountain at all. Then maybe you can win the war.

That whole thing was terrible. And the dwarves, the way the dwarves run, it was way too cartoonish. They weren't running like they did in the original movies. They were just gallivanting around, almost bouncing their way to battle. It was just kind of shitty. It was like they were trying to make you see that these dwarves were hyper-powerful. They were literally like Mario Brothers characters,

the way they're like, bling, bling, bling, bling, and they stack up double high with the shields, and the elves come jumping over them with the blades. It was so bling, bling, bling, bling, and they like, stack up double high with the shields, and the elves come jumping over them with the blades. It was so much CGI, it hurt. And, that whole final battle was stupid. Here's what they should have done with the final Hobbit movie.

In the first 15 minutes of the third Hobbit film, they kill the fucking dragon. They should have left that in the second movie and just not made the third one. It would have been so much better then. Two movies. Two movies. Just kill the dragon in the second movie.

It still would have been a stretch. It still would have been a stretch. The third movie blew. The third movie was terrible. Big letdown. And I love the Lord of the Rings. I've got the extended editions. I've seen them multiple times. I've watched Andy Serkis put his makeup on. I love that shit. But I seen them multiple times. I've watched Andy Circus put his makeup on. I love that shit. But I have too, actually.

Never seen one. To be fair, I didn't totally hate it just because I read that book as a kid and I was totally super into it. And so even then, I could kind of glean something good from it because I was like, oh, I remember that. That's kind of cool. But for the most part, it was just nonsense. What about the part where

Legolas' father, the king of the wood elves or whatever, he's like... Thranduil. Oh, thank you. He's like, there's a Dunedain ranger that you should look into. Very young and brash. He's known in the wilds as Strider.

But his real name, you must... Shouldn't Legolas be like, I know it's Aragorn, Dad. I'm like 400 fucking years old. Like, what do you think I'm just born... What? I'm an idiot? I know who it is! I know who it is! Didn't you see me do the backflips and ride the troll of the bi-physics? Like, I know who Aragorn is!

Like, that's what I... Orlando Bloom had so much CGI on his face in that movie that I was turned off. Like, you could look at Orlando Bloom and be like, that's not a human being. He didn't even look right. He didn't look real. He looked as fake as those orcs looked.

Part of what made the original movies cool is that Lurtz, that Uruk-hai who kills Boromir, spoilers, ten years ago in the first movie, and he's shooting those big barbed arrows at him. He he looks scary because it's prosthetics on his face. Like

there's something tangible and real about it. Like these orcs were just so over the top ridiculous. There's ones with like spikes coming out of their head that are nonsensical and like too many eyes missing to make sense. Like what is this wartime band of eye-leap missing people? So in that scene where

Aragorn comes down and he's defending Boromir against that giant crazy orc-eye king or whatever, you remember where he throws the dagger at Aragorn and he deflects it with his sword? That was real. That was fucking real! He didn't mean to let go of the dagger. He just accidentally

threw a fucking dagger at Viggo Mortensen and Viggo Mortensen's so hardcore and he'd been training the sword so much that he just fucking deflected it and kept going. I love that. I love that. There's a lot of little things like that about the movie. That scene right after that where the Hobbits

were crossing the lake, they stepped in that fucking lake and the guy who plays Sam stepped on a broken beer bottle and cut his foot so severely he couldn't film for six weeks. When Aragorn kicks that helmet when he thinks the hobbits are dead, he breaks his fucking toe. He's actually

screaming in pain in that cut. I love the movies. I watched the special features multiple, multiple times of all of those. I was obsessed for a while. So great. Are we on Chiz's list of favorite movies? You are some nerds. I've never seen

a Lord of the Rings movie. My god. Are you serious? Yeah. Why do you think it took four years to start Game of Thrones? Because I don't like that medieval fantasy type world. Woody loves it. It's not my cup of tea.

I love that. So much more than space nonsense. I like both. Fantasy and sci-fi are even for me. Some people are... I was talking to somebody the other day and they were like all about Star Trek but they'd never seen Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings and I'm like how can you not? Come on.

I love fantasy and adventure. Please Chiz, go along with your list even though you really shouldn't even get a list since you've never seen anything. That's so overrated. Three-hour Robin won't make his list of favorite movies. Like 30 fucking Combined Academy Awards or something like that.

Those awards mean nothing to me. These awards are worth fucking matter, Kyle. Go ahead, Chiz. Bring it. Number one is Guardians of the Galaxy. Let's be really harsh on his list. Guardians of the Galaxy, great soundtrack, and I love the Infinity Stones and Gem.

I was fucking geeking out when they were hinting at all of that shit during the movie. I was typing shit to Kyle. Did you see that? This and the gauntlet and Thanos? Love that shit. Two is Edge of Tomorrow. Great movie. Three is X-Men Days of Future Past

because I love the superhero movies and I can't get enough of Wolverine. I know it's overdone, but I like it. Four is the Lego movie. Surprisingly really good movie. You know, it's not just a kid's movie. I think it's really good. It has a good soundtrack. It's just a kid's movie.

Nope. It's a great movie. You don't have a soul because you're a goddamn owl. You haven't seen Lord of the Rings, jackass. Because I live on Earth, not goddamn Mordor or wherever the fuck. Five is a million ways to die in the West. It's a very funny movie, and I like all of Seth MacFarlane's stuff, and I'll just throw an extra one in there, the movie we watched together with Ethan Hawke, Predestination.

I really thought that was a great time travel movie. That was pretty good. That was a hidden gem. I don't know how you left A Million Ways to Die in the West. It was funny. Now please enlighten us

with your amazing list. He who loves hockey more than pussy. Please enlighten us with your amazing list, He Who Loves Hockey More Than Pussy. All right, so I got number one. I also put Guardians of the Galaxy because it's a fun movie. It was great. Even the ridiculous parts where Groot was kind of silly, it's just funny.

It had a perfect balance between entertaining action sequences and not taking itself seriously at all. But I also... Woody articulated it perfectly a few minutes ago when he was like, I was wishing for it to be good because of how much I like Chris Pratt. I want to

see him do well and succeed. I didn't want to see him be a one-trick pony with Parks and Rec. Maybe we're all overblowing it because we really be a one-trick pony with Parks and Rec. So, yeah, maybe it's not. Maybe we're all overblowing it because we really have a hard-on for that guy, but I thought it was great. That's my number one. Number two you guys haven't mentioned yet. I thought 22 Jump Street was hysterical.

Just as good as the first one. I don't think they dropped off at all. I thought they just continued with hilarity. Did you guys all see that? I didn't like it. I didn't think it was as good as the first one. I thought Horrible Bosses 2 was better than 22 Jump Street for comedy. I felt like they kept breaking the fourth wall so much that I was just like... It started to make fun of itself.

Yeah, I didn't like that. That went to the point of where it fucking killed it. I was just getting so... It was pulling me out as a comedy. I didn't think that girl was funny at all. The one who kept making the old man jokes about Jonah Hill's character. Every time she was on screen,

I was just kind of... Well, she wasn't funny. She was frustrating. Frustrating, yeah. Well, maybe Horrible Bosses 2 is better. I haven't seen that one. I didn't expect that to be good just looking at it. I'll have to check it out.

Three, I had Fury, that tank movie with Brad Pitt. That movie was awesome. I was getting, not emotional, but I was really into the characters when they're sitting there at the end doing what they were doing at the end. I don't want to ruin it.

Was Shia LaBeouf in it? Shia LaBeouf was great in it. He was really good. Did you know he I think he pulled one of his teeth out for that role and he like didn't bathe for weeks on end and really pissed everyone else off. Everyone else was like

what the fuck is wrong with you? He was all dirty and bedraggled and smelling. Dude and i feel like when an actor does that it it sets them up for oh my god i put myself on the main screen this pimple is fantastic i uh fucking unicorn this week so uh um but like they go down in history for it right like robert de niro in raging bull made such a body change that he's forever remembered for being able to do that. Christian Bale, he did a couple movies, right? In one movie, he was really buff.

And then what was he super skinny in? In The Mechanic, he was super skinny. In The Mechanist. In American. Oh, yeah, yeah. In The Mechanist. Yeah. So in The Mechanic.

And Brad Pitt, when he did Fight Club, didn't he chip his tooth? Right? I don't know. He jacked me and didn't drink water during that musical that came out last year or whatever. He did not drink water. How do you do that? Just all iced tea?

I know he lost tons of weight. Pitt voluntarily visited dentists to have pieces of his front teeth chipped off man when actors do this stuff like it seems crazy to us but i also think like man like it went weeks without doing this if you had a tooth removed if you do this crazy stuff then um you you're making a super sacrifice that gets remembered you're a guy who does this it's not always that so it's called method acting i think and daniel day lewis is pretty infamous for doing it um in uh in lincoln you know he he was

always walking around with his makeup and his top hat on. Everyone had to call him Mr. President. What a maniac. I'm trying to think there was a situation where I don't... It was him, yeah. So he made a movie called My Left Foot, which is very good about... I think he's Irish, motherfucker. And he's got cerebral palsy or something like that. All that works is his left foot. I just remember that.

Maybe muscular dystrophy. I don't remember. Anyway, all that works is his left foot movie's called my left foot and so like he's based his character that he's playing is basically you know immobile in a chair so he made people carry him around set wheel him around in a chair the whole thing like he'd only use his fucking left foot the guy's insane he does that that's different to me though like if that's douchey if you break your body or super enhance your body, it's one of those things. If you gain 35 pounds of muscle for a roll,

and then you drop it all and turn into an Auschwitz victim, then you've done something crazy. If you ask people to carry you around all the time, then you're basically an overweight Walmart customer. Exactly. you around all the time, then you're basically an overweight Walmart customer. You probably saw it on Reddit today that Tom Hanks gained 50 pounds to film the first half of Castaway and then he stopped

filming for six months or so while he lost all the weight and grew his hair and beard out for the second half of the Castaway movie. Oh, I didn't know that. He was walking around with that beard and shit. Yeah, I didn't see it on Reddit, but yeah, I knew that he had done an amazing body transformation

for that movie. Awesome. Great movie. I would say my character was a sex addict in a movie and I demand down women in my trailer all the time. I gotta get into this. I need three Asians every morning at 7.30.

Just enforcer after enforcer after enforcer. Did we finish going through the list? Oh, that's all I had for my favorites. I didn't see that many in theaters. I did have a worst movie that I saw,

which was Sin City 2. Humiliating. Big letdown. We have only two movies. Oh, I'm sorry. Three movies that got more than one vote. Guardians of the Galaxy got three votes. Everybody but me, because I was afraid that I was biased. And Fury and Edge of Tomorrow

got two votes. And you're stellar. You're right. I probably would have voted for it. Edge of Tomorrow only got two? Because I said it, Kyle said it, I could would have voted for it. Edge of Tomorrow only got two because I said it, Kyle said it, I could have sworn you said it. Well, somebody sucks at counting. I don't want to call out names.

Is it the one keeping score? You can't be the accountant. And now for the worst games of 2014. There was one more movie I wanted to talk about. Have you guys seen Gone Girl? I haven't seen it. There's like three films that I could name that I think were...

There's the one that Steve Carell did about John DuPont called Foxcatcher or something. The boxing one? Or wrestling, whatever? Yeah, yeah. I guess, I don't know much about it, but I guess John DuPont,

like, he was helping the American wrestling team in some way, and it's really dark and creepy as well. There's a couple of movies that I've heard about that were really good.

Gone Girl is another one, and American Sniper, I think a lot of people are talking about, but it's hard to tell if it's going to be kind of a propaganda film. But the trailer was really

strong. It was a really good trailer. And I'm interested in it. It's a Chris Kyle story, if you know anything about that guy. Gone Girl was probably just the least enjoyable movie I've seen

in recent history. It was terrible. It was terrible. It took forever to get nowhere and there was no satisfaction at the end. There was this whole fruity going back and forward in time with a love diary in the beginning.

It was terrible. I went and looked at the Rotten Tomatoes and I was aghast. I cannot believe that it's rated so high. You guys need to watch it because you're going to be bored to tears. You're not good at selling movies, my friend. Hey, this really sucks. You're going to cut

your wrist when you finish this movie. I was trying to muster up a poop so I could get out of there for a little bit. You don't need to actually muster up a poop to walk out of a movie theater. You can just walk out of a movie theater. No, I was watching it with my family and my mom was all like,

oh, it's so good, it's so good. And I couldn't just walk out. She's like, you have to watch it. It gets better, it gets better. It's like, no, no, it doesn't. I can't imagine watching a movie with my mother. Her taste in movies is so fucking bad. And she can't even sit,

like she can't even appreciate a movie. She can't even sit through a two-hour movie. There just aren't any movies that she's interested in. She just couldn't care less. I couldn't imagine... What does she like? I don't fucking know. Show tunes.

Muppets? That's so bad. That's terrible. I see what you're trying to imply there That's very funny No I didn't The only thing I remember She used to watch The Young and the Restless The soap opera

But as far as movies I thought he just meant Muppet movies I don't understand the implication movies. I thought he just meant Muppet movies. I don't understand the implication. So, but I can't imagine watching a movie with her. That would be no fun at all. Okay. Top five game disappointments? Oh, God.

There were so many, right? Like... Dude, everything was a game disappointment. Here's my list. All right. I guess in no particular order except the last one. Watchdogs. Didn't even play that game.

So I suppose I shouldn't talk about it. But fuck Watchdogs. That was so hyped up. It was like the coolest game to be coming out anywhere. And it turned out to be like a one-week wonder of like try a thing and give up and don't give a shit about it. There was so much hype around it and it was supposed to be so amazing and it got delayed and fuck watchdogs.

DayZ, I looked it up. I think DayZ technically came out in December of 2013, but I just played it a bunch this year. Fuck DayZ. Oh my God. It's just a freaking hiking simulator with occasional death and I'm freaking hiking simulator with occasional death. And I'm...

Occasional frequent death. It's a difficult fucking game. Dude, you're lucky if you get frequent death. Me? I walk around for three hours collecting like pieces, like rags and crowbars and axes and shit before somebody with nuclear bombs

kills me. Fuck. And, um, my next top five gaming disappointment is the Xbox one. I know technically that came out in like whatever November last year, but, uh, this is the year we really got to see it and see where it stacks up. And I feel like every story I read about the Xbox one is how inferior it is to PCs. And while that, you know, like, I guess that's always been a thing, console versus PCs. You know, when a new gaming thing drops and they can't find a way to get it to run at current resolutions, like, it should be running at 1080p. That's the standard for televisions now.

That's the standard for monitors now. The minimum standard, by the way. It's not meeting the minimum standard. Xbox One is one of the top gaming disappointments of 2014 to me and then uh for me personally biggest gaming disappointment of 2014 minecraft uh when they took aim at server owners they nearly destroyed their franchise uh i might be biased some people point out that i am but to me what's interesting about minecraft is not the vanilla game it's the things that people do with it by using it as a platform to build new stuff and uh they almost destroyed what they had there which is a big deal like it's as big as pokemon it's as big as super mario brothers it's an it's a franchise that could last for over a decade

and they nearly killed the goose that laid the golden egg by attacking the guys who are building on top of it. So that's my top five disappointments in gaming. I agree with you about Xbox One. I like my PS4 infinitely more.

The Xbox One software is fucking horrible. It is the most clunky and laggy and broken piece of shit ever. You know, it was so easy. You hit the guide button on the 360, and there were your friends, your achievements, your game history, all that. Now there's ten apps to do everything, and you've got to open each individual fucking one. Sometimes the software just doesn't work. It is just so... I hate

it so much, and it's a year old, and it's still not goddamn improved. And I just got it, and I'm so fucking happy I didn't buy it. Is there a workaround for the installation thing, like where you have to install games? Because that's ludicrous. That sucks. Like, you get a new game, like I wanted to play NHL 15,

and I had to wait, like, two hours. Yeah. Two hours. And then it was like, oh, you can play the game while, and I had to wait like two hours. Two hours. And then it was like, oh, you can play the game while it's installing. No, you fucking can't. I can play one part of the game. Yeah, you can play parts of the game while you continue to wait. At first I didn't realize that was going on. I was like, oh,

let's download this update. Okay, it's only like 600 megabytes. Okay. And a couple minutes go by and we got it. And I'm like, actually, I'll tell you what, we went out. I was like, let's go grab some food. When we get it back, the 600 megabyte thing will be over. Well, what I didn't know was that after the 600 megabyte one, I had to do like a 40 fucking gig install or some shit.

And I had to kick that off. It had to run all night. It's a joke. It's like unbelievable that this is the step up from the 360 why would they think this is okay ps4 is going to dominate them i'm not sure how many xbox ones we have i think it's three like i have three and they suck all they are are shitty netflix players in this house and uh so big i my roku my roku is fucking i don't even have anything as small as my Roku. My flat hand.

This is a Roku. This is my house phone right here. They still exist. I've got a landline. But it's about as big as much of this as you can see. It's so fucking tiny, and it does everything. You can even play fucking Tetris on that goddamn thing. My Xbox is the size of a VCR,

and it does pretty much the same thing, and it plays games badly. That's because they didn't want it to overheat. They were afraid there'd be more Red Rings. Really? Is that why? I've got three games. I've got Shadow of Mordor, I've got the new Call of Duty Advanced Warfare,

and I've got Assassin's Creed. I've attempted to play Assassin's Creed four times, and it was so lame I couldn't. I just couldn't. I wanted to. They gave it to me. Oh, man. They gave it to us for free.

They sponsored us. That's why I put the extra effort in. I'm like, come on, Kyle. They're giving you this for free. Just enjoy it so you can talk about it and find something good about this. But no, I couldn't. It sucked.

Shadow of Mordor, that was pretty fun. Shadow of Mordor is fun. You can play it for a couple of hours. It's going to lose its shine after that. Did you beat it? No, I didn't beat it. I sliced off a lot of heads, and I don't know, I did five or six mini missions and five or six main missions,

and then I got off and played some Call of Duty, which was very disappointing because now everyone's jumping around on jetpacks, turning invisible, running incredibly fast. And, you know, there's just, I don't know, the multi-grenades, and there's laser guns. You have to not care how you do in that game. It's fun if you don't care. Wings is working toward a 3 KD in that game.

He's figured out some way to Are you over 1? Me? I'm a level 16. I think I'm like a.9 KD. Okay. Although in my defense sometimes I run around with that kinetic shock. I'm like a.9 KD. Although, in my defense, sometimes I run around with that kinetic shock. I'm just playing for fun.

You're learning the classes and stuff. I'm learning the game. It's going dreadfully. I've got a few killstreaks here and there, but for the most part, it's one for one and maybe I die four times in a row. I'm told the killstreaks aren't worth it. No, killstreaks are horrible in this game. Really?

They're so lame. I don't even run them. I use it for like double, because you can get rid of them because it's the pick 13 system or whatever. I don't even run them. They're shit. Honestly, I play that game on autopilot and have a good time. I don't care how well or shitty I do in it.

I like the infected game mode. Some random person I don't remember from the internet told me that they're actually allowed killstreaks in MLG and nobody runs them because they're not worth the slot. Wow. Yeah. You're better off getting two attachments on two different primaries. Is that accurate? Does anyone know

that what I just said is right? I've heard the same thing. I assume so. I heard it. I know there's an airstrike and stuff. I've seen wings use thing. I assume so. I heard it. For me, just now. I know there's an airstrike and stuff. I've seen wings use killstreaks pretty effectively. Yeah, there's something. What was the killstreak in Modern Warfare 3 where you could repeatedly shoot downwards?

It's like 10 Predator missiles. Was it the Hellfire? It might have been the Hellfire. The Hellfire is one shot, right? I know what you're talking about. This is a real high kill. It was like 30 seconds of as fast as you can shoot and guide Predator missiles.

Like you just fucking one after another. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't remember, but I saw the orbital laser in action a couple games ago, and it was just like... It sucks. It sucked. Everybody just hid. I mean, as soon as you see him shoot at once you're like oh shit All right, all right

There's no good like auto things like there's no helicopter that you have to do it all yourself And it's not like a chopper gunner in modern warfare 2 these are real pieces of shit, and they don't last that long It's like yeah, you're running UAV and like it counter the dragonfly would it like that? But he like the fact that you have to control the dragonfly shit. Yeah the congratulations you earned a dragonfly was kind of like that. The fact that you have to control the turret is shit. Yeah, the congratulations, you earned a dragonfly. Now instead of being a person that runs around and kills things, you're a robot that runs around and kills things. Maybe not even as effectively.

Taylor brought up the turret. The turret's a great example. The turret is an auto-turret by default. You have to upgrade a manual turret until it does auto-turret features. Otherwise, it's worthless to you. I didn't know that for the first ten levels of using it. How do you upgrade it? I didn't either.

I kept putting it down for the first two or three times, and I'm like, how is someone killing my turret so fucking fast? It's not even shooting. And then eventually I walked over there. There's a system where you can upgrade your killstreaks. You put different things on it, like make it an auto-tour. What it does is it increases the number of points you need to get it. You can stack it up to this amazing thing,

but then it's like you need 1,500 points to fucking get it. I don't like any of that system, and the streaks are pretty late. The dragonfly in the previous game was fun because the maps were still linear enough that you're like, okay, yeah, I'm here. Bad guys are over there. Let me just go in a straight line over there and I'll either go left or right around the big building in the center of the map

and I'll find them. But now it's like all the maps have all these three dimensions up and down, left and right corridors, lots of snaking, winding paths. And you're in this thing fucking trying to paths like and you're in this thing fucking like trying to fly around and you're bumping into the wall and stuff and you've only got like 30 seconds and keep in mind

it doesn't kill people it just marks their position so like yeah i i have a thing i it seems like every year call of duty is getting less popular and every year competitive Call of Duty is getting less popular. And every year, competitive Call of Duty is getting more popular. And what's interesting about that is I feel like it's paralleled what we saw in Halo. Halo, yeah. In Halo, every year, the actual game was losing players. But the amount of people watching the competitive stuff was growing until it didn't. Until one year, they just pulled the plug. Like, it would... I don't know. I was about to say it would shake up my world if they did that in COD. It really didn't. Until one year they just pulled the plug. Like, it would...

I don't know. I was about to say it would shake up my world if they did that in COD. It really wouldn't. I would just be the same. It changed my daily life. You're right, right? I got the Master Chief Collection, and nothing ruins nostalgia worse than the Master Chief Collection.

Playing through the first Halo campaign where you're like, man, I remember playing this. This was so cool. The zoom-in pistol, this is great. It's just not that good. Going back after all these games we've gotten since then, I'm convinced if Call of Duty 4 came out again and they revamped

that, it would almost do the same thing where we would just kind of be like, how did I get that excited about this? Maybe not Kyle, because Kyle's got a perpetual boner for that game. I wanted to talk about competitive Call of Duty, though. So fun. Does anyone else, like, I know, Chiz, you watch it probably as much as I do.

Do you think that it's just going to, like, vanish one day? Yeah, I think all of those things have a life cycle to them, and it might come back later. Like, CSGO is getting super fucking popular now, and it hasn't been popular since like 2001 or whatever. And it, you know, between then and now, it had a huge lull.

I mean, nothing wrong with the game, nothing changed. CSGO came out and made it better, and it's getting a lot of hype now. But it'll probably just disappear one day. Like, you can only go so far. And this game has completely changed from previous Call of Duties. You don't

even have it installed. I got it because fuck it. I was like, I want to shoot some shit, and this is a good game to do that in. Halo is not because you'll get fucking raped. You have to team shot people in Halo. Yeah, I think it'll just disappear one day. It's just not as big as something

like legal legends or dota you know it doesn't have that big of a following to where it can sustain itself is it going to follow the starcraft route where like even though it's not huge there's still a thing that lasts for a decade or is it going to follow the halo route where you know the reality is we should you know like part of the reason cod's popular is because it gets like an mlg push right right mlg started pushing street fighter the same way they push cod street fighter would be bigger than it is now right it would it would get a push people would take an interest in it because of the promotional power that they have will they just devote that promotional power to something else? I don't know.

I think as long as it remains profitable, they'll keep doing it. That's what happened with Halo. They stopped making money on it and they dropped it completely from the circuit. It lost a lot of interest and they weren't making money. I think MLG's priorities are profit and they'll just

push whatever makes money. I don't think they're dedicated to any one particular game. Or push whatever makes the most money, right? Like, if they feel like MLG CSGO would beat, you know, COD because they're headed in different directions, you know, would it be like boom? You know, CSGO would

get bigger amongst everyone if MLG was backing it. Do they allow the double jumping in competitive Call of Duty now? Yeah, you can do all that shit. You can fly around in anything you need. You can do the shields, the invisibility, all that? I think

invisibility... No. There's some ability you can't, or they just choose not to run it, or they all have a gentleman's agreement not to do it, which is silly to me. Just make it a rule then. That has never existed in COD before. A gentleman.

Hey, no noob tubes. No infinite noob tubes. We all have an understanding. But even in competitive COD, right? It was like, that guy only uses the ACR. Right. Bleachyard sucks, man. Every bullet goes in the same hole.

That's why i chose it yeah give me fal so i can show you my honor no watch my m14 trigger finger bitches yeah so uh but yeah anyway i'm interested to see where competitive cod goes like i've been i guess i'm curious i want to know how this show ends. You know, like what did they, they dropped something to add League of Legends. And I thought it was the dumbest idea. I was dumb myself, I suppose.

But I think it might have been a, it might have been a fighting game. They dropped a fighting game and added League of Legends instead. And yeah, those fighting games were huge back a couple years ago they had they were some of the biggest esport things for a while like huge tournaments of people tv shows around it even yeah i couldn't get over it i was like oh my god you dropped it for this league game you know what is this all about and then you learn more and league is a big deal so yeah someday that'll that'll happenD. And I don't know. It'll be huge.

League of Legends only on PC? Yes. Yeah. But that's not a big holdback. I don't think so, anyway. I feel like it's the major gaming platform. And then, you know, when I think of the biggest games in history, you know, like League of Legends is going to be there minecraft is there these are primarily pc

games oh hey i got the uh the postcards mailed out they're in the mail and they're gone they are on the way to the the the patreon members i told jackie about that i was like so i don't know if i should share too much behind so we got the cards a while back and i was a horrible terrible person because it took me like i don't know two maybe even three weeks to like get them all signed and sent on to the next you know next stop and then kyle made me look awesome by comparison It took a while to get everything done, but now everyone has signed them. They have all... I have printed each of your addresses

out onto a label, stuck that to each and every one of them. Then I had to go to the post office and I had to figure out what kind of stamps to use for everywhere. Yeah, I bet that was fun. From West Virginia to Croatia! Like all of our Patreon members

in Denmark and Australia and Norway, Great Britain, Canada, all across the world, we really do appreciate it. They're heading to you straight from these hands. I made that happen. I told Jackie, I'm like, Kyle got it all done. She's like, what? Is he back on Adderall? You'll notice that your old friend Kyle went above and beyond for you.

He wrote each of you your own little epitaph there. Oh, here's one of the digs. Everybody got one, you know, as much as I could. There was a few that got reused. Some of them were really ridiculous. What's an example? What's an example of something you wrote? Oh, man.

One of them said that it's like this. Woody signed something like, control the engagement and then Taylor just wrote his name and then mine comes up and it's like and I quote, Wings had a younger brother but he ate him. Or it'll be like, my hand is so fucking tired,

Kyle. No, seriously, I'm so tired of signing these, Kyle. Dude, please, tweet me pictures of your Kyle postcard. I want to see all the different things that he said. One of them, I spilled a little coffee on it,

so I circled the coffee stain and wrote a little line from it and admitted and apologized to you for staining yours. I felt like that made it even better. That guy got some cow DNA. Yeah, we're going to see baby cows running around, Jurassic Park style. One of them I made,

so Woody wrote control the engagement, but he forgot to completely make the first O in the word control enclosed in a circle, and it looks like cunt troll engagement. And I drew a circle around that and pointed it out and made a few references to it from Kyle. I tried to do something for his... That's awesome.

And try to get them out before the new year, which actually didn't happen, I tried to do something for his and you know try to get them out within before the new year which actually didn't happen but they're out to you now they're all done there's something like close to 90 of them I think so if there's more to be had if there's another list

I've got the rest of the postcards that both Taylor and Woody have signed and I've signed, they just need addresses and people to send them to. So if you're going to be in the next batch of Patreon postcard people, then you'll get yours a little sooner. I think I signed 250. Does that sound right?

You did. Yeah, I've got a crate of them signed by both of these guys. Actually, all three of them. I've signed them all too. So I've got them. I just need somewhere to send them to. Awesome. It'll be faster next time around. Efficient Kyle is efficient. Yes.

I did a bunch of stuff today. I went and got my guns. I got these. Those are awesome. Pretty excited about these. Yeah, I had to get some matching pistols. Finally, I can go akimbo. Just Yosemite salmon it up over here all day. These are kunan 357 magnum 1911s uh these are the compact version i've got the full size version but i've only got one of

those this is the uh these are the compacts can i ask a question is kunan considered the top name like i only know the um like the well-known top names like cult Colt is a top one, Springfield and Kunan. Kunan is more of a boutique type thing. It's a specialty thing. I don't think anyone else makes a handgun like this. It's kind of a one-of-a-kind thing that they've got going on. The grip

is enormous. It's a proprietary magazine. This isn't a standard 1911 magazine. This is for the .357 Magnum. It's a semi-automatic.357 Magnum, which you don't see all that often. What is the circle we're seeing on the grip? It's red? Oh, it's a sticker.

It's brand new. I just got it out of the box. So it's just a little thing on there. What's the capacity? I think 7 or 8, something like that. I like it a lot. What's the capacity? I think 7 or 8, something like that. I don't know. I like it a lot. A.357 911 sounds great.

I like that caliber. .357 is great. Not only is it a big old moose killer, a.357, but you can put a.38 in there and shoot it all day. Well, not in this because it's a semi-automatic pistol. Oh, right, right. That makes sense. But the.357 is one hell of a round.

It's, like, the 1911 is a fat, slow bullet. It's going, like, 800, 900 feet per second, 1,000 feet per second if you've got some sort of plus-P rounds, maybe. For the most part, subsonic, lower than the speed of sound. 9 millimeter, I think,

you know, 1,50 feet per second, something like that, like 115 grains. But with a.357 Magnum, you're at like 1400 feet per second. You're like a third faster with a somewhat smaller bullet, but it's really devastating to larger things. Like, you could kill a deer with a.357 Magnum. These things make just fucking fireballs coming out the end. They're a little expensive. I think they're $1,250 a piece or something like that. I don't really know.

That's expensive, but for a.1911, that's in the ballpark, right? There's a lot of.1911s there. You're just not getting a standard pistol. It's one of those things I always like to get get it's kind of something funky like not many people have seen one of these but it's the only 357 magnum night 357 magnum 1911 it's kind of a one-of-a-kind thing um kudan is the guy who owns the company's last name he is kudan like this is like his pet

project i was talking to kyle about what he likes in a gun right because he you know sometimes he likes attachments that not other people like or or whatever and i was like you know what is it you like in in these guns and uh he said something that that influenced my own desires and he's like i like stuff that's different you know stuff that that not everybody else has you know there's perfectly good guns that you can buy off the shelf that they're like a glock 17 or something and it's it's a perfectly good serviceable gun but it's common and and kyle really likes uncommon guns yeah so like a sawed-off shotgun a triple barrel sawed-off shotgun a triple barrel but i'd like that i don't know if it's like not usable for a lot of things you know but something about those triple barrels look neat to me but i understand they bump fire by accident and that's not always great

it doesn't sound safe at all well hopefully it's pointed nadine you know if it bump fires it's basically shooting the same thing you just shot so you know, I hope whatever you just shot is okay to get shot twice or three times. Where were we? I think we had wrapped up our game disappointments. Were there more game disappointments left? I think only you went. Oh, well, shucks. You know, the world just centers around you, my friend, with that unicorn radiating gamma radiation.

Own it. Own it. Oh, yeah. I'll do mine real quick. I didn't put that, but I'll agree. The Xbox One is just a shitty experience, unfortunately. I really wish they would update their software. And it's funny, the rumors around it that it was supposed to be

an always online device, and if this past holiday season proved anything, that would have been catastrophic for them. Oh, I hadn't thought about that. Just so bad trying to keep their servers up. But number one, it easily is Civilization Beyond Earth. I'm pretty mad I spent

$60 on that game. I've probably logged 20 hours in it, probably the same amount of time as Kyle, and we probably played 5 to 7 games and I don't... I pick up Civ 5 if I want to kill time before I pick up Beyond Earth. I really do not enjoy it at

all. Just a huge letdown to be honest. Titanfall would be up there as well. Didn't care for it. I feel like that was super overhyped up there as well don't much care didn't care for it i feel like that was super overhyped up there with destiny even though i haven't played destiny and that's pretty much it for uh i want to get destiny destiny so in coming up with my list i googled like 2014 gaming disappointments and uh which is actually how watchdogs got on there was on every list and i was like, yeah.

But Destiny was on a lot of those lists, too. The thing is, we went to a friend's house for Thanksgiving, and I watched their kids play it, and I thought, man, I think I'd really like this. The whole thing of four people going on a quest, slaying AI, that looked like a good time to me. We thought that about Borderlands, too, though. Oh, God. I already said I wasn't a fan

of the franchise, and I was playing just to have a good time with you guys. Woody was really the only one who had past experience and was a fan, and this game warped that whole mentality because he did not have fun. Well, didn't enjoy the game story. Everybody had fun, but I gave no fucks.

It was the press E, do your job. It was like punching a time clock while making jokes because that's all it was. It was just like I said it was in the previous two games, which is what I don't like about RPG games, was fucking fetch quest after fetch quest, shoot, shoot, shoot, fetch quest after fetch quest shoot shoot shoot fetch quest game over cheese that cheese's character uh which was clap trap is horrible to play with because half of his power

ups mess you up like they make you jump constantly or run out of bullets or something having said that chiz is great to play with because i'd be like confused or lost in the map or something which is something i think I'm particularly vulnerable to. And she used to be bird-dogging all these tasks. I wanted to finish the goddamn game. He's just running around from corner to map, corner to map. These are like 12-minute sprints. Just pressing E on both sides, getting it all done,

while Kyle and I are figuring out our inventories or something. I just looked for those diamonds and ran my ass off because I wanted to wrap the fucking game up. I would do that, and I'm pretty positive I was the best at reviving people. I would sacrifice myself to pick someone up because I didn't give a shit if I died. I didn't care about anything in the game. If somebody wanted a shield that cost $30,000, I'd fucking spend it and give it to Woody,

and then he'd lose it through a glitch door. I didn't care. I didn't give a shit about the game. I just wanted to wrap it up because I'd never finished one and I just wanted that on my goddamn wall. I finished a shitty Borderlands game and you can hit all you want. It is just fetch questing.

But Taylor's back. I will say I have one game recommendation. I've told Kyle is the Game of Thrones game by Telltale is so fucking good I don't even care that much about Game of Thrones but it gives you another layer of that universe and I think it is excellent

Telltale makes great games you know it's a decision making game so it's a lot of narrative so if Kyle I know like Assassin's Creed you didn't get to play a whole lot so it's not a making game so it's a lot of narrative so if Kyle I know like Assassin's Creed you didn't get to play a whole lot so it's not a lot you're not moving around killing things

but it expands the story of Game of Thrones and it is really good I really like that game that's my only recommendation did he trash in Borderlands? he did yeah yeah the prequel fucking horrible yeah it wasn't very good

I like Borderlands it was too short but it was still fun. It was not short enough! I wanted more out of it, but I had fun with it. No, no, no. It was not short enough. It was six hours too long. Borderlands single-handedly killed PKA Plays. It was so lame.

It did! It did! Borderlands is the hobbit of the video game world. They took a nugget of an idea and made it 12 hours long it was it just it just i didn't enjoy it i don't know what else to say i'm not going to critique the game i don't know anything about we stopped playing together after that game and we got along during the game we were just like that's enough yeah it was just lame i'm up for another game if you guys want to play one right now now I'm in kind of a, you know, it's a new year so I'm trying to get a lot of, I've got this huge to-do list, I've said it before, but it just, mine is huge and it's everything

from, it's everything from like doing my laundry and like, you know, like cleaning my sneakers you know, like cleaning my sneakers to like federal licensing and like doing all this government stuff. All kinds of classes I have to take and certifications and property stuff and like huge purchases and like all this stuff that's just like, I've just been pushing and pushing

until it's like a mountain. So like I'm picking away at the mountain day by day right now. Are you taking any classes explosive related? Yeah, I've got to take my explosives class. It's like a one or two day class, though. It's not going to be a big deal. We could do that together. Yeah, absolutely.

Because I looked into it. I think for $1,500 I can get an explosive magazine. What did you say? Oh, the magazine for $1,500? Remember I called you? Okay, there's a lot of different levels of magazine that you can have and they do different things

and some of them are required and some of them are extra and it can be hard to tell. Like I said the other day, I got back in touch with my tank guy. He was away in the country of Jordan or the kingdom of Jordan actually, doing something with tanks or something for

them there. And I think he's going to be able to help with getting the explosives magazine. I think he's got some that have already been certified by the ATF, so you don't have to go through that paperwork. They're already done. If it's as straightforward as I think it, because I called

a magazine manufacturer and asked them what it took, for people watching this, you might not know what an explosive magazine is. Think of a really thick-walled safe that wouldn't be dangerous to have an explosion in. So you store your explosives in a magazine. Go on.

I think a big part of the magazine is to keep people from getting to the explosives. But for the most part, I think if what's going to be... So when I get my explosives magazine, it's going to be for a couple of purposes. I think it might be interesting to have some sort of a retail explosive business.

Maybe I'll make my own brand of Tannerite and sell it. Also, it would be interesting to have maybe a commercial firework business where you want a fucking FPS rusher to come out to your house and set off so many goddamn 5-inch shells above your house that your neighbor's penis shrinks for the annual firework show.

I'd do that for $10,000. Or, maybe, or obviously I can incorporate explosives into my YouTube channel so you know we can blow cars up with a pound of C4 and launch tires with 100 pounds of binary and cut trees down with

a deck cord and demonstrate all that stuff. I think that would be really cool and one could supplement the other I'm all in favor of more tree cutting down. What I'm getting at is that the stuff that's going to be in my Explosives magazine, I would think it would just blow the magazine up, but maybe I'm wrong.

I could be wrong too. I'm not sure. That's why I'm taking the class. Dude, tell me about the class. I'll sign up and we'll do it together. It'll be fun. I'll have to get in touch with Richard Ryan. He said there's a place in Tennessee where you can go and it's like a day or two days and it's a grand.

Yeah, we'll drop in. We'll just do it. Do it then. I know Eric would want in on that too because he's wanting the same thing. Volume discount? Yeah. It could be a volume discount for explosives too when i lived

here lived here like it's past tense but i wasn't quite sure what i'd do and where i'd put it and can you put a magazine in your garage whatever now that i've got a new place it's like well fuck i'll just get one of those um you can get a magazine and it basically exists underground like a hobbit house or something. Oh, shit, now I'm interested. And I was like, maybe I'll do that or something. I don't know. But I could put a magazine where the hay in the stable would go or something.

I'm not sure. But we could totally work it out. So it shouldn't be hard for me to get an FEL and use it on Woody's Lab. Yeah, that's gonna be cool i know people keep asking about woody's lab but you're gearing up for it you had to buy a fucking house to uh the lab yeah you're still working on buying the lab yeah yeah and also it's real time consuming but uh there will be a time when i can just go to my backyard and make that

happen i'm pretty psyched for that. I want that FEL. I want that before 4th of July. I want to do something crazy for 4th of July. Some fucked up crazy shit. I want to blow cars into the sky and have them be flaming and on fire with some sort of blue fire

maybe. I want lots of cool... Yeah, this red, white and blue maybe. I really want to launch tires. That's fun. But C4, det cord, that stuff's going to be really... And dynamite. Just TNT.

Get sticks of dynamite. Have fun with that all day. Yeah. Awesome. There's no reason we can't do this. And the license is fairly... It's fairly inexpensive to do. I just need to get it done. Cut down some trees with some debt cord. Yeah, just wrap it around it.

I had some progress on the cable thing. Not news to you guys because I talk to you all the time, but to the listeners. Everything got approved. All the easements are in. They sent me an invoice. The check is in the mail. It probably arrived today although they didn't like tell me that they got my check so um i think come monday there's no reason they can't

send a crew out and actually install the cable and when i talked to the guy he's like let's get it done next week which would be you know if you're watching this on saturday two days from now so uh uh yeah it it's it should happen really soon we need two things to get done before we move in paint and the internet connection the paint happens on the 8th and the internet connection happens hopefully this week so we'll see good it's about damn time it's ridiculous you've owned a house for going on two months now yeah i know just absurd yep yep that's definitely true so i've started there's still a million things to do like i need to run um i don't want to bore with people the house talk but i need to run ethernet you know to various ends of the house and you know basically we're

going to have hard wire on both far ends of the house and in the middle where the internet comes in and then uh have wi-fi and stuff. It'll be cool. That'll be good when you get that set up. Yeah, it'll be great. How's the cell phone service there? That's good. I get three or four bars. I don't think I've seen five. That's good. Yeah, it's totally functional.

So, yeah, anyway, very cool. Do we need a whole new topic? I think so. It looks like we're struggling to stay in. Kyle, would you agree that your top game that we were disappointed with was Beyond Earth? Oh, maybe we didn't finish that.

I was really disappointed in it, definitely. I had high hopes. It looked cool. And we were really enjoying Sniff 5 right when it, definitely. I had high hopes. It looked cool. And we were really enjoying SNF 5 right up when it came out. It was just a letdown. It's not as good. I don't know. It's just not fun to me.

Playing against the AI is not the same. It's not fun. I don't know what it is. Just everything about it is just not appealing. Yeah, and I don't know. All that new stuff, I really didn't want to learn a whole new system of everything from scratch, and I felt like I learned it a lot faster than I learned Civ V, because it's just so simple. Yeah, that's the thing, it's a lot of new things, but it's simpler to some extent. Yeah, it's very simplistic, I guess I'd say.

I didn't like that. I didn't like it. It was definitely a letdown. What game were we just talking about? Borderlands. That was kind of a letdown. I was expecting that to be so much fun. I imagined us encircling giant boss characters and

loot exploding out of their ears, and that would be the whole game. But that happened once. That happened once at the very end. I didn't even realize it was the end. I was pretty disappointed when that multi-faced thing finally died. That end was pretty rough for you. You went down a lot during that end.

My whole job was just pick up Kyle and then Woody would shoot the fucking thing. I didn't die much at the last part, which is not to say I didn't die at all, but if you all die at the same time, you lose your progress. I stayed alive. Sometimes that's just your job. Stay alive.

I went down a lot. Didn't enjoy that. I don't know. I'm kind of surprised by how little I care for the new Call of Duty, even the single player. I didn't really enjoy that very much. I'm having a hard time following the single player story mode. Is this a whole different story aside from all the other stories I've seen before? Because there's so much crazy shit going on in the single player campaign mode of Call of Duty.

If all of them are true, then the world would just be decimated by now. There's been so many Russian splinter groups, and the United States is falling apart, and there's... It's just, it's not good. Too many laser weapons have been fired. Like, you know, it was just a game ago

when they were shooting those kinetic space weapons, and now there's space lasers. I don't really know who's in charge anymore, and I don't when they were shooting those kinetic space weapons and now there's space lasers. I don't really know who's in charge anymore and I don't care. It's Kevin Spacey, it seems. I played about two or three missions but kind of lost interest in it and actually went and watched some House of Cards

after I played it. So it's kind of a letdown, honestly. It's definitely not... I guess maybe I'm just not as into it as I used to be. But it's just not doing it for me anymore. What other games did we play? I'm trying to think of the ones I didn't like. How do you feel about Daisy?

Like, what he was saying. Oh, I feel like Daisy has a ton of potential, but what it would take is a very coordinated effort. You have to get your shit together to enjoy DayZ, and that's not always something that you can get a whole group to do. It would literally take the three of us, or maybe one other

person who knows what he's doing, to get together with a server admin and get our stuff in place and then be led around and be like, yeah, you want to go to the northwest? That's where the Amigos hang out at. They're like a 15-player

clan on our server here and they're pretty into it. You can go over there and raid the Amigos. I think that would be fun. Do you remember when we stormed? All of us stormed the big ship off on the coast or whatever, and I think we might have killed some people, and then we got picked off in the fucking woods.

The story's better than that. Yes, let me tell it. And fast forward, Chiz ran into this guy. The guy killed him. The guy just, for whatever reason, betrayed Chiz, took him out. And then Chiz respawned, and I met up with him, and we found this guy a second time,

the one who had murdered Chiz. But of course, Chiz has respawned. This guy doesn't recognize Chiz or his boys, so we befriend him and tell him to follow us. And meanwhile, we're also talking to Woody, who's in a ship that's literally 20 minutes walk away.

He's like, lead him here. I've got a gun and bullets for it. We're like, whoa! I got an axe, bro, but it's rusty. Chiz and I befriended this guy. We're sweet talking. We're like, yeah, yeah, we'll go. We'll meet up with a friend.

He's got a lot of loot. We split it up four heads are better than two whatever and so we're leading him on we get him all the way there and we set up a whole bullshit scenario for him Woody comes over game speak so that everyone in

proximity can hear him and he's like get on the ground get on the ground And he's like, get on the ground, get on the ground. I've got a gun. Everybody on the ground. And we lay on the ground, too. We play along. We're like, yeah, man, get on the ground with us. So the guy lays down right in front of me, and I'm looking at him.

He's face down on the ground. Woody walks up to him and is just like, bang, bang. Fucking wasted right there. And then we're just like, yeah, fuck you, asshole! And we take all of his shit. Because he was shooting you and he had you trapped or something. He started it. He's a bad man.

He had killed Chiz. And it took half an hour to put this plan. From the time we started to the time we actually made this happen was like half an hour. And this plan from the time we started to the time we actually made this happen. It was like half an hour and we did a thing and we did what DayZ is supposed to be about. It was like real interaction,

real fucking somebody over and tricking them. It was great. Then we're exploring this ship and I guess some players heard him on proximity speak or maybe they just heard the gunshots. They're out in the bushes, and Woody walked past a porthole or something.

They shot him in the ear. Yeah, it was horrible. He's like, I'm done. I just dropped dead. I don't know where I got shot from, but somehow my leg is broken, and my head is bleeding. It's all bad. I remember Woody was like, there's a gun over here.

And I go, oh, over here? Bang! And I break my fucking leg, and I a gun over here. And I go, oh, over here? Bang! And I break my fucking leg and I just start crawling. Chiz goes down. This is just me. And I'm like, I don't have a gun. Like, I don't think I ever got a gun and bullets. So I'm just kind of creeping around like, maybe I'll get close and like beat him up a little or something.

I don't know. And I'll like turn to the left and there's a person with a gun and he's just like and it goes black. And that's the end. There were fucking two of them and it was just like real fucking life. Like I was scared. I was hoping I'd find my way out. Maybe find

my friends so I could help them and then there the bad guys were and I was dead. And they took all our shit and that was the end. But what I wanted to play was Overpock. I wanted to play on the modded server where it's not about survival, it's about domination. Where you're raiding each other's bases, you're stealing things, you've got certain game aspects that make it so that your stuff can't get stolen unless there's been some real intrigue. So like there's a safe inside your base with a combination, you know? And I could tell, I could text Woody

at his house, hey man, the combination is 7-7 7-7. And so he could go into the server and put the code in and get his guns and ammo out the next time he wanted to go play. He wouldn't have to go off and like, I don't know, dig through garbage or anything. You know, it's just like Minecraft. You've got your base,

you've got vehicles, all that stuff, and you raid against each other and just kind of go around and pick on players who don't have the $10 for a car. And I think that would be fun. Four guys, completely loaded out, riding around an Escalade with a minigun on it, looking for noobs that only

had enough money to get a Corsica or something and just just fucking them up, taking their shit and going about our day. I think that would be fun. But that's very high effort as far as video game experiences go. And everybody who says they know

what they're talking about is lying to me. You're lying. I get these people all the time, oh dude, I'm your overpark guy. I'm like, really? And I ask them an in-depth question about the game. I'm like, oh, well how do the tokens work and is the safe area like this and that? And they're like, oh, well I really don't know much about all that. And I'm like, really? And I asked him an in-depth question about the game. I'm like, oh, well, how do the tokens work, and is the safe area like this and that? And he's like, oh, well, I really don't know much about all that. And he's like,

you don't know the core aspects of the gameplay? Is that what you're telling me? Because you're supposed to know. So I can never find anyone who actually knows what they're doing. I've watched maybe 10 or 15 hours of video on it, and I've played for 20 hours attempting to do it. So I know kind of what I'm doing.

But what I really need is a server where it has all the aspects that I want. And I can just buy a base, buy a helicopter, buy the guns, buy everything. I don't have to loot. I just want it.

And the game to me is about raiding and picking on people, not about hunting and gathering. People hate on pay to win so hard. But dude, I don't want to pay to win. I want to pay to play. raiding and picking on people not about gat hunting and gathering people people hate on pay to win so hard but dude I don't want to play yeah I'm a grown man if I can save nine hours of crawling around through the grass looking for dirty rags for five bucks where do I pay yeah yeah it's and it's not even that I want to be necessarily be that guy

who has spent $40 on this alpha build game that's been modded, and everybody else has spent like $6 just so they can be there. I don't want that. My dream scenario would be what I oftentimes see in YouTube videos, where there's a 45-minute YouTube video about a scenario where two guys are playing, driving along in a car, someone's a 45 minute YouTube video about a scenario where two guys are playing driving along in a car. Someone takes a shot at their car and they immediately jump

out, spread out, pop smoke, you know, and there's like spotter sniper trying to deal with this whole thing. He's like, yeah, yeah, he's up on the ridge top. And sure enough, there's a guy on the ridge top who knows who you are and like he's got it out for you. It's that kind of scenario. When the people

got close enough to talk, they were like, yeah, we know it's you. We got your buddy. Blah, blah, blah, because they had seen the guy's YouTube videos. Meanwhile, he's sneaking away and flanks him and takes him all out. It's really cool to watch. It seems a lot more fun than just mindlessly

running around and most first person shooters and just watching the yellow numbers pop up it seemed like it meant something when you die on the other hand i've played daisy with the kind of guys that you're looking for not over pock i recognize not the same thing and um man these guys knew everything like oh yeah we had to assemble a helicopter like we they knew where the helicopter spawned and then it had all these broken and missing parts. So, you know,

we all went like in different teams of three, it was like nine of us total so that we wouldn't get beat. And, you know, we're all sharing guns and working together. And, and he knew which buildings were more likely to spawn, which helicopter parts,

right? This is serious expertise in my opinion. And, and we managed to put the whole helicopter together thing runs out of fuel in almost no time now we're all fueling even refueling the helicopter is a very dangerous thing and by the way you now you have a really prized possession there's a huge bullseye on you and then we take the helicopter to like the um the base i forget i'm gonna mess this up but like in the northwest is a military base and the weapons tend to be better there

But of course the death tends to be you know more aggressive there, too And even with a working helicopter flying through the air we still managed to die and things got fucked up and just like yeah And then we want something The Daisy standalone it like you said it came out like all going the daisy standalone it like you said it came out in like uh 2013 and it's like not changed since then and like i just hate getting killed by shit that doesn't shouldn't be happening like i remember one instance some guy had a gun and we all tried to gang up on him and we didn't have shit and he walked in the house and slaughtered us and kyle hid in a room or some shit like that and i'd come back there like five fucking times to loot all of our bodies and zombies are phasing through the fucking floorboards

and walls and raping me. We'd scream randomly in calls and people would be like, what's wrong? I'm like, I got hit through the wall. I was just in a building and I got hit through the fucking wall by a zombie. I hated that shit. It was so broken.

Let me quickly tell the story of how that scenario went down. We've been playing for a long time. It takes a long time to coordinate in DayZ. I've often asked people how do you coordinate, how do you use the map since there's no You Are Here marker. That's another thing that I must have in the server I play in. There has to be a You Are Here marker on its map so that you can fucking navigate.

I don't want to have to learn the landscape. That's stupid. It's a game. You've got a compass if you can find it and you've got the world around you. We would do things like walk toward the ocean, walk away from the sun, walk downhill. We're just trying to coordinate

and get three bodies together when none of us really know exactly where we are. We had achieved this. This is a very rare thing. This is a 30-minute to hour-long process every time someone dies. You're like pedaling on your bicycle. It goes so fast.

You're like, ah! If you hit a bush, you're dead. You're pedaling on your fucking bicycle. In the distance, you see a lone figure, and you're just like, whoa, bro. Let me get my axe out. I might have to lay down some justice. And then you're like, hey, is that you?

Yeah, yeah. And you're like, yes, finally! Three hours later, we see each other. We had made that happen twice. The three of us were together, and there were explosions in the distance. Finally, three hours later, we see each other. We had made that happen twice. The three of us were together, and there were explosions in the distance. We keep hearing these gas stations explode and all these crazy bombs going off, so I'm like, we've got to investigate.

If there's somebody blowing up buildings, we need to either befriend them or try to kill them and take their shit. I at least want to know what's going on. We end up in this little barracks building by the railroad tracks and by the gas station and we're inside looting and we hear someone speaking on like proximity speak and we're like, hey, oh, and he's like, hey, you guys in there? We're like, yeah, we're in here and I think only

one of us has an actual gun with bullets and it's Woody. Yeah. I think I have like a hatchet, soda shiz, something similar, maybe a pipe, whatever. This guy comes in he's fucking tommy hill figure bling he's got everything he looks like fucking commando he's a commander his knife is shiny he's got a gun thrown over his back he's got a pistol stuck in his belt like he's he's looking good he's got enough stuff that if we were to pick him clean, our little group would kind of rise in the world.

All of us would be well armed based on what this guy was carrying. Yeah, we could all improve ourselves just a little bit by picking this guy clean. But we weren't well coordinated on what we wanted to do. Chiz immediately wanted to, he was like, let's kill him. Woody's like, no! And I'm just like kill him But it didn't get coordinated well So like I like swung with a hatchet and missed and cheers

I think walked him over the head with some big hill music should have been playing in the background We were in a tiny closet room swinging at this dude with a gun and he's not shooting yet I don't hit him we don't hit him. Just don't hit him. Woody's like, Woody didn't want to betray this guy. He didn't shoot. And I think Woody was the first that this guy did kill. This guy has a machine gun, it turns out.

And he wasn't even showing us. He reaches in his backpack and is like, let me get old Painless out. It's just like, and fucking mows Woody down. She just tries to run for it. Mows him down. And I'm just like, fuck this.

I close the closet door. I'm like, maybe he didn't see me. He's like, I know you're in there. Fucking door comes open. I press the button really quick though, so it closes before it can do anything. And we're just going back and forth.

The door's swinging. Open, close, open, close. All the way open. And we're just going back and forth. The door's swinging. Open, close, open, close. Finally, it's all the way open, and he's just there, and I'm just like, no. And he's, grrr, and mows me down, too. And he picked through our bullshit and maybe found, like, eight bullets he wanted and went about his way. Yeah. And we got offline. Yeah.

That game, all of that game sounds like a chore. None of this sounds fun. It's like you jerk off for like five hours and never come. It is so much more play, man. There is never any payoff. I remember one time I was loaded to the guilt.

I had two people in a crane and I had two guns and a bunch of ammo. I was waiting for Kyle for the longest fucking time. The one second I'm not paying attention, I get shot in the fucking head, and I just punch the fucking desk because – I get there about 20 minutes later. Sure enough, there's two guys. They're like, put your hands up.

I'm like, whoa, whoa, I'm cool, dudes. And these are the guys who murdered Chiz, of course. I'm like, I'm cool. Don't mess with me, man. I'm like, I i'm cool dudes and these are the guys to murder chiz of course i'm like i'm cool don't mess with me man i'm like i got nothing here i'm just i'm just exploring i don't know what i'm doing i was like i got nothing you could even want i got a child's backpack and some jello or something i mean since that city i can't pronounce just come on they're like you don't have a gun and i'm like no i don't have a fucking gun where do you even get guns they're like ah man up in corkilar and i'm just like ah little shit they're like, you don't have a gun? And I'm like, no, I don't have a fucking gun. Where do you even get guns? They're like, ah, man, up in Korkilar. And I'm just like, ah, real shit.

They're like, here, here's a gun. And they're like, throw a fucking gun at me and some bullets. And I'm just like, thank you, mister. And I'm just like, this is the first time I've ever had both. And she's just like, try to kill him and get my shit. And I'm like, fuck you, man. These are the first nice people I've seen today. Like, I'm going to take this and leave.

So you mean most people aren't very nice in the game? They're not willing to help? And I'm not either. I'll pretty much kill anyone on sight. I don't care if you've got a shirt and that's it. It's fun to kill people. What do you start with? Nothing.

You start clothed and you have a about what you have right now a flashlight a battery i think it's a bandage or morphine or something like there's maybe one bandage yeah in some in some servers you start with a bicycle and some servers you have to find a piece of scrap metal before you can assemble your bicycle i like the servers where you just start with a bicycle and you press f10 or whatever the command is and you just... You got a bicycle. There's no reason to make me work for a bicycle.

You can start booking it on your bicycle, but if you hit a bush, you said you die. Oh, it'll break your fucking bike. You can break the bike. It's got like a health meter that's like, you know, it starts at green and it goes to red. You hit a bush three times in a row at full speed, that thing's red, your bike's broken. Dude, if I ran ran a daisy server for five bucks you'd spawn him with a bike

a magnum 357 and three bullets they do that you're not that op but at least you're in the fucking game you know at least you can play there's servers that do that for free as soon as you as soon as you get in it it's like that. You've got some basics and that's all fine and good, but I don't want to play that game mode. I really like the overpock idea. The idea of the in-game economy. Woody, your half-full revolver

is okay and everything, but I'm looking for an M16 with a bandolier chest thing full of Rambo. In overpock, the kind of guns that you would end up with are like a 6.8mm ACR with a thermal scope and a silencer and a grenade launcher. Like, that's common.

It would be like a Chi-Tac intervention with a silencer and a thermal scope. It looks like a telescope on this thing, that the optics are so big. Like, crazy shit like that. AA-12s and just ridiculous weapons. In the standalone, an SKS. Is the title of the line.

Pretty goddamn good. Do you guys need a whole new topic? Yeah, I suppose so. But it's very disappointing. So you can pick your topic. One, Wings of Redemption on all his recent drama. Two, Army Fitness Tests.

Three, Jones vs. Daniel Cormier. I'm going to talk about Wings, but I need to run and grab a fresh drink. What's Wings drama? I have no idea. I'll bring you up to speed. Wings of Redemption he has been struggling somewhat. drama i have no idea i'll bring you up to speed so um uh wings of redemption he has been struggling somewhat he uh here i'll put myself on screen so you can see my unicorn um gosh i'm sexy so yeah that's rough man that is a rough pre-pubescent

i'm gonna get closer to the camera there There we go. Nice. A little beard action, a little unicorn. Perfect. I mean, you worked at Cisco. You got the full Indian thing going for you right there. So let's see wings. His highs are nice and high, right? He's working with Drew. He's enjoying weightlifting, which is a cool thing.

He hasn't really enjoyed any workout prior to that. He, um, I guess that's it. Uh, those are his highs, uh, on the downside. Um, his financial situation continues to, to head worse, right? Like, and he stopped working basically. So he, you know, his job of course is to make youtube videos and what has he made like maybe three in the last month yeah he's living off his savings yeah so he's made like three videos in the last month which you know depending on where you're coming from some might say well you know your financial problems are your own fault you haven't worked for a month others might say like he's you know got like a mental illness and he's got to sort that out. You pick. So financially, it's not going well.

He's actually gaining weight. He mentioned, I forget where it was, whether it was in writing or in some video, that he's like, Drew is great. He tells me what to eat and he even cooks for me and brings me some healthy meals, but he can't be with me 24 hours a day and I'm just addicted. I guess he was down when he was writing it, cause he made it sound like he was hopeless. Like there's nothing you can do to stop me from eating relentlessly. Um, so he's gaining weight, he's losing money. And, um, he was on a Twitch stream. So as I, as we say this, this is maybe like five

days ago, guessing. Um, he said he, you know, his plan was still to keep doing what he's doing until he runs out of money and then murder him did not murder himself suicide that's what i'm looking for and then uh he was going to kill himself so uh um that that was his plan and his latest would have backed off from that like i'm not really really gonna kill myself i was just having a low moment but this has also been a plan that he's talked about for a while i mean months ago he bought the bullets he's like i got hollow point 45 acps and he's posting pullets like he went out to a gun store bought the bullets that he will use to kill himself when he runs out of money if he goes through with that plan he's already got the rounds so um twitch saw this and it's been very some people say that what he was doing is he was kind of talking and

interacting with his stream but over a black screen and some people say he got banned for that because twitch is primarily a gameplay channel and if you're not doing gameplay then um you know and rolling ads that's the big thing they don't like when you just roll ads over like no content or something yeah that's interesting because i've had a lot of non-content heck i think some of my best streams become almost podcasty like i had a real i remember there was one stream not long ago where we shared like all these old pictures jackie's giant hair high school photos and stuff like that. Hilarious stuff.

And, um, but I don't roll any ads. Maybe that's why I get away with so much. I don't know. But, um, uh,

wings was rolling ads over a black screen while talking about killing himself. And I saw a whole, I wasn't in the stream, but people like took screenshots of the things he would type to them. And, uh, if people don't know this twitch before it was twitch was justin tv and justin tv was one of many kind of

peers like there was you stream and others i can't remember but like it really there wasn't one standout and then someone killed themselves on justin TV, Justin TV and nothing. Really? I did not know that. Yeah. That is how they got huge. The publicity surrounding the live stream suicide made Justin TV famous. and then all of a sudden Justin TV launched onto a whole nother level that like you stream is still never reached. So,

um, now that part is true. This part is our guess. It might be that they're extra sensitive to suicide talk because they certainly don't want to be like Twitch TV, the place for suicide. No. So much has changed.

They got acquired by Amazon, a big respected company. They definitely do not want that kind of publicity surrounding them. That would definitely affect their valuation. How did the person do it? This was probably years ago, right? Yeah, it is years ago. Was it... I forget. I'm sure you can Google it.

I don't want to watch. No, I doubt there's any video of that shit anymore. I feel like Twitch would have scrubbed that shit off of Google's results by now. So Wings kind of insinuated that he was going to do that? Yeah, he straight up said it. He said, I'm going to use all of my savings, and with my ACP, I will kill myself.

Yeah, he's identified the guns, and he's got the rounds. I recall him saying he's going to kill himself. I've said it a lot of times. It's silly. It's sad. But, like, man, I just don't understand how he's gaining weight. Like, if you stay on that downward trend of weight, he'd be getting happier and happier and happier.

And then he'd be able to find a different mode of work. Like, if Drew can't do it, what's he going to do? I think that Wings really likes food. That's the bottom line.

Wings really, really likes food. It doesn't matter how positive he is or how positive Drew is or how great of a guy Drew is because Wings likes food a lot and that's the bottom line that that's bigger than anything Wings likes food I don't know it makes him it makes him happy and that's what Drew's trying to do is to get him to like working out to substitute give him happiness to substitute that with eating food i've never been anyone but me but i really wonder

how his feelings are different than mine right i really like food you know every time i eat i'd like to have a second plate i love food i love food so much let's talk about how much we love food because because i'm with you here i eat recreationally like let me let me kyle's a champion in this department it's fucking ridiculous I've said it to him so many times late night. He's like, oh yeah, I'm having cereal. It's half cinnamon toast crunch, half Reese's Pieces, and half Angel Jizz. It's so goddamn

good. You'll go to Waffle House and have them make him a custom waffle in like 15 different sides. It's absolutely absurd. I'm different than Kyle. I love food, but I have to tell myself no all the time. I had a waffle last night. I crushed up Cinnamon Toast Crunch

cereal, and I put that in the batter. Then I made waffles out of that, and I just ate the waffles, but then there was one waffle left over, so I deep fried it. Every night when I go to bed, I would like to have another meal, and I tell myself no woody

if you're going to be hungry and uncomfortable or whatever while you're sleeping is the time to do that and you know bam i feel like what i'm doing is something that like everybody everywhere except kyle you know it does to themselves it's like but wings is like you don't get it i'm hungry no i do fucking get we're all hungry you know no he's not hungry though it's just it gives him the most pleasure for example i was gonna say like if i'm feeling really down in the dumps i won't go eat or something i mean food's nice but like i'll go binge watch a netflix show or something like like that or start filling my head with some kind of content that brings my mood up. Where it's him, it's eating those foods that give him

good memories of better times and stuff like that. He's said before he doesn't eat because he's hungry. And that's where the issue is. It's pure pleasure. I get the same pleasure from eating. Go on, I'm sorry. Sometimes you can't put too much stock into what he actually says though because I think he has

a hard time understanding his own feelings. Like, I mean, I've heard the guy say, like, he doesn't care about sex, that he'd rather masturbate. And then I've heard him say that, like, he hates masturbating and he never does it. He's never done it. Then I've heard him say that he loves sex and he loves this kind of sex. And then I've heard him later say, well, I like sex, but not really. And then I've heard him say, I'm like sex but not really and then I've heard him say I'm awesome

at sex they keep coming back for more you never really know like what the real truth is about what he's feeling and I'm talking about when he's eating like how it I don't know if he can self identify what it is about food that he needs so much maybe he just likes being full

maybe that's a comforting feeling like when there's thunderstorms, my dog gets scared and hides behind the toilet, but if you put a thunder blanket on it, like a little doggy compression vest, it feels like... Your dog is so gay. Doggy compression vest. Let's take a

moment. That is so fruity. It's a shih tzu. A Pomeranian, I mean. It feels, you know, comforted by that. And it's like, oh, yeah, the Thunder can't get me after all. Me and Kyle's in this together. Thunder bass.

And I'm like, yeah, little man. And it's all cool again. But maybe. What race is your dog? You've got a career in voice acting, my friend. That was a stellar dog right there. It was a munchkin or something going on. I don't do that with my dogs.

I don't know why, because you're a normal human being. This is how the conversation goes. Because you don't talk to the dog. I talk to my dogs all the time. I talk to my dog. If my dog is scared of thunder or something, I say, be quiet. There it is. It's more like, shut up.

Quit barking at it. I have conversations with the dog. If the dog's sitting there looking at me in a way, I try to do the dog's voice and try to exude what I think the dog's feeling. You can kind of tell when the dog's looking around. That's interesting. What does the dog say to you? What's the dog's voice and try to exude what I think the dog's feeling. You can kind of tell when the dog's looking around. That's interesting. What does the dog say to you? What's the dog's voice? It depends on which dog it is. Okay, well, Muppet.

Let's hear Muppet. I think I know this voice. Depends on how hazy the room is. This is Muppet and Kitty is getting ready to leave and go to the doctor or something, and I'm sitting on the couch watching Netflix. Where are you going over there?

You're not going to leave me here, are you? You're just going to leave me here all alone with you? Kitty leaves, and immediately the dog comes in and she's like, you're no good. I'm gonna go hide in the bathroom. And if Kitty gets home, let me know. And the dog's gone.

The dog's been hired. The dog sounds like it's from a concentration camp. No. Because she's terrified. What is the character that wants this dobby from harry potter your dog is dobby that's what she looks like that's what she looks like she goes and hides in a pile of like kitty's laundry like in her bathroom and like stays there all day long and if she hears a noise she'll come out and be like hey you kitty back and i'm like no ladies

and like turn around and she's gone again like back into the bathroom the dog only cares about kitty what about Dax yeah I want to hear Dax voice what kind of dog is Dax do you two not talk like a Belgian Malinois or German Shepherd

or something it's like a slightly smaller German Shepherd. They're really intelligent. They're attack dogs. Hey there, Kyle. Welcome home. That is not what that talk sounds like. This is what it sounds like. He's from Paducah, Kentucky. Hey there, Kyle. Welcome home.

I've been thinking about licking your face until it's bloody. Who was that from SNL? The little gingerbread guy? What was that? Just wait. One of these days, this bar ain't gonna hold me no more, and I'm gonna rip your throat out. Welcome home.

You are the creepy old guy from Family Guy. Did you get that dog fixed? Yeah. Yeah, we did. It didn't help. When I drive home, when I pull up in the driveway, he's just barking, this aggressive, angry bark. And his shoulders are like forward.

And he's just like, woof, woof, woof, woof. And I'll translate for him sometimes if there's new people. I'll be like, hate, hate, hate, hate. Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood. sometimes if there's new people, I'd be like, hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! That's all he does. It's just hate and blood. Those are the only two dog words he knows. Hate and what? Blood.

Hate and blood. Okay. That's it. He's just full of rage out there. Eric, Iraq veteran, 8888, he got in the pen with him the other day and was like you know playing with him with a big like rope toy and everything and the dogs dragging him all over the place

they had a good old time and I like come up to the fence and like hey there buddy how's it going he like tried to take my fingers off he just really hates my fucking guts it has nothing to do with how you mock him with the voice Really hates my fucking guts. Why do you keep that dog? Why do you keep this beast that hates you? It's a $3,000 dog that I bought a few years ago

when I was doing this video about some attack dogs. And the guy likes... You know, I've been at the guy's facility all day. He's been showing me what these dogs can do. And, like, this dog will go get you a beer out of the fridge. It'll, like'll attack on command. It can smell like eight different scents and all these

holes in the wall. It's super energetic, incredibly obedient. It's just locking eyes with this trainer. It's like, damn, that dog's like a person, dude. That dog's a person. He's going to be a part of the group. He's like, well, I got this one

and he's like three grand. If you want to fully train with her, 12 grand. I was just like, I'm not going to spend that much. I was like, I'll take the $3,000 if you throw in the kennel and the food and everything. He gave me all these accessories.

I got a bunch of shit to go with the dog. Long story short, the dog turned against me at some point. How quickly did it turn against you? Like, immediately? It used to sleep at the base of the stairs of my bedroom and guard me while I slept.

And then something happened and that stopped happening and he kind of became Kitty's dog at that point. There was an incident where I took him walking once, and I had my katana, and he wasn't afraid of the katana as I was walking him, but I think maybe he hadn't noticed it.

He was just like, I gotta take a piss, gotta take a piss. And we got outside, and I was like, oh, look at that weed. I could really trim that up with the old katana, and I just took a swipe with my ninja sword and cut this bush down, and Dak freaked the fuck out and wrapped himself around the mailbox,

and so I'm pulling the leaf, but it's wrapped around the mailbox, and he's pulling on the other end. It's a full shoulder harness, and he pulled my mailbox out of the ground, and it fell and broke, and then he's trying to get his like elbow his little doggy elbow up out of the harness and he wiggled his way out of a full body dog harness and escaped

into the wilds and didn't come back for like three days and then that happened like five more times over the next year where like i'd be hanging out with him over at my shop or something and like we were testing guns and all of a sudden you know someone at my shop or something, and we were testing guns, and all of a sudden someone shoots a shotgun to test it, and we're like, hey, where's fucking Dak? And I'm like, I'm not. I was like, you're supposed to be holding the fucking leash. That's your job.

And the girl starts crying, and I'm just like, what the fuck? Like, Jeremy, you're supposed to be. And nobody would admit that they were supposed to be holding the fucking leash. And he just vanished. Five days later, he comes back. So he kept having these wilderness experiences. And he kept coming back more and more wild-eyed until the point where he and I just don't get along.

He's dangerous, I feel. I'm afraid to be in the same room with him. We switched off the wings topic. Um, I don't know what, what's left to say. I guess I, it's hard to tell where he really is.

Like, and I, I don't think he's lying, right? Like, like, so if I say one day, the sky is blue and another day,

the sky is red. Probably one of those days. I'm not telling the truth with wings. I think he's actually just changing his mind so often that that you don't know where he is or that he or that he himself doesn't know right right you know it's just constantly bouncing back between like man everything would be better if i was in better shape like if i were skinnier i could you know get laid more or whatever his thoughts are. Then I'd have more control of my life, and I could pick back up with YouTube

or go get a completely different career because now I'm turned off to YouTube. And then he'll get sad and be like, well, you know, that's all so far away anyway. It's never going to happen. I'm already in for a penny, in for a pound. May as well eat 10 cheeseburgers right now and just feel good for a few minutes

so I don't have to dwell on the fact that I'm sad deep down. I think it's just emotional eating. He gets these little tiny wins, keeps going, keeps building up his emotional account, if you will, and then when one thing comes into his path, it just resets his balance to zero and it's like the end of the world for him and he's got to start and rebuild all of that. He doesn't take hardships or difficulties in his the journey he's taking very well one of the things i always think very hard is you know you can't let one loss turn you into a loser and and i feel like

i'm indirectly calling him a loser now which isn't my goal but that's what he does right he stubs his toe and all of a sudden he's invalid you know they did one little loss and he just throws in the towel and whereas like you know dude everyone has bumps in the row everyone has failures on the way to success but um but and i can understand how he feels like that you know like when you're that heavy like it it probably does just feel insurmountable like it took me this many years to get this big. How long is it going to take to go back? All that overeating I did over all the years, those calories didn't vanish.

I have to work backwards now and get all of that out, all of it. That's probably really overwhelming. Not an excuse really. Then he just throws away everything he's accomplished. He's bench pressing, I don't know, 100 and something odd pounds and he couldn't do that before. It's like that huge success right there just kind of doesn't mean anything when he hits a hurdle.

It's just like, so what? I can bench 150 or whatever. I'm still 400 and whatever pounds. How much does he weigh now? Do we know? He can't base it based on what he says and it's just hard to keep track honestly i've heard so many numbers yeah they go up and down either his weight changes a ton or what he wants to tell you his weight is changes a ton and another issue

is like you can't just at least i don't know anyone that can just look at him and get a good vibe right like if wings were to lose 15 pounds and tell me he gained five, I'd buy it. You know, like I had 20 pounds on him. I can't be sure. Yeah. It's just hard. I agree 100%, Taylor. You're getting the robot?

Yeah. I think he's gone. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, I don't know. It just seemed worth covering. Wings is still continuing his rollercoaster ride of a life. On my... Where some days he's next to Drew shooting for the stars,

and other days he's permanently banned off of Twitch because he's committing... Always interesting. Threatening suicide in his streams. I'm looking forward to Drew's book. Really? Yeah, I want to read Drew's book. Yeah, I got it too. I was struggling to understand

when he was on the show. I didn't understand on the show when he was with Drew and we were asking him about the weight and he said he'd gain 10 pounds. At that weight, that doesn't make sense. Even if you're working out so, so hard, you're going to lose a ton of water weight just because you're going to start drinking a bunch of water,

eat a lot less sodium, your retention is going to go down. You're going to lose weight fucking fast. And I didn't understand the I've gained 10 pounds. It's like how? How is that possible? Because I think if you don't change your diet and you start putting on muscle, you're just going to gain weight. You cannot put on 10 pounds of muscle that fast. 10 pounds of muscle takes a long time.

Yeah, a long time. A couple months of life. I'm probably bulking. He would have to be bulking and just lifting. Oh, you don't think he could eat a bunch of pasta? I'm pretty sure that man can fucking can breast. That man can bulk, okay? If anyone can bulk, it is him.

That's what he's doing! He's gaining mass! He's gaining mass! Look, I can get wings and ocular path down, and I promise you, he's gaining mass. I want to see wings with a garbage bag full of chalupas. When you want to create a sculpture, you must start with a giant slab of marble. Oh, you people.

That's great. I love that. Was that an Always Sunny line? Yeah, it's Always Sunny. So anyway, I don't know. Wings' life is life is a roller coaster he can't seem to straighten that thing out we'll we'll keep watching it's interesting hey uh oh on the justin tv thing i

looked at um they how the guy killed himself he overdosed on pills while on camera and appeared to be breathing for hours until watchers realized he might be serious at which point they alerted the police the video kept running until the police and emts broke down his door and blocked the camera's view um his death was he the broward county medical examiner confirmed his death and the video and many forum posts have been taken down. Really? That's interesting. I mean, I would have expected, for the amount of PR it got, I mean, someone did kill themselves, but you would think it was more showboating,

like somebody hanged themselves or shot themselves. I don't know. Pills? In my mind, I imagine him laying on the floor breathing. Yeah. Which is a pretty long show. Those are some horrible viewers. It's really sad. They don't have time to call the police after watching somebody take pills and then just lay there for a while.

Well, it said they realized you might be serious, so maybe it just took a bit. So I got a whole new topic. The Army may ditch fitness tests for unfit ponytail wearing hackers. And, uh, I thought this through and, and I think it's brilliant.

I think that, uh, here, I'll put myself in my unicorn on the mainstream. Um, like I, I took this and I'm like, what they're finding is that a lot of the people who are most fit to launch or to wage war in the cyber arena are not

the people who are you know the sort that can do the 100 push-ups 100 sit-ups and two mile run that's required for their their fitness test and it's like yeah you know what it's actually going to hurt your army if you are only willing to have jock cyber criminals on it you know like like a rare breed yeah yeah it's a rare breed right like the the people that you want to wage cyber war against north korea are not the same people who excel in the gym if you're only looking for the crossbreed you're looking for a unicorn like me so um i thought it was great and then i thought you know what they should apply this to everything i feel like the fitness tests if they were by role then they would make a lot more sense right like so right now as far as i know there's two levels of fitness tests

in the armed forces men's and women's and that's horseshit right like they try to pretend that there's no difference between a male body and a woman's body but of course you know we'll give them the same jobs but we won't give them the same fitness test horseshit horseshit horseshit they should have a fitness test i agree that fits the job that they do and then it'll be like yes if you're an amazing woman who could be a an infantryman on the same level as you know these guys these guys who do it, knock yourself out. That's the fitness test. You pass the standard, you get that job. There'd be a different fitness test for pilots, right? Well, maybe they'll need to lift big things. But, you know, women, I know this, women tend to do really well on that like G test thing, the G forces, because the difference,

the distance between your heart and your brain is a lot of times what, you know, there's a lot more to it. But if you're short, you do well on those tests and women are shorter than men. And, and, you know, if you pick your typical NBA player, they probably suck at dealing with G forces, even though they're very athletic. So you could take fitness tests for all the different roles, ignore gender and ignore like all the other stuff they currently ignore and that would just make a lot more sense you know for a cyber criminal and i keep saying cyber criminal but for like a cyber warfare person i don't know maybe the fitness test just involves like a yeah drug test intelligence who cares like if you're just going to be sitting there behind a computer with an Xbox controller flying a drone,

it doesn't matter if you're 600 pounds. Are you good at flying that drone? Fine, then do your job and don't worry about push-ups. But nobody, no matter how crazy liberal, nobody is going to... If you were in a burning room or a burning home and you're falling down and you can't crawl your way out, do you want in your heart of hearts, no one will say, I want

the 5'3 woman who did her best with girl push-ups. No, you want the 6'5 lumberjack motherfucker who's going to keep that down, pick you up by the scruff of your neck, toss you to safety, and then be your TV for you as well. That's who you want. You don't want someone who barely

made it by on a fucking technicality like, oh yeah, you know what, we do have 91 men in our fire department and three women. Let's get another one in here. Oh yeah, go out to the fire. Maybe you can't knock the door down. A family will die, but at least we're progressive. At least we're progressive

and liberal and everybody's the same, even when we're not. It's just silliness. But I do agree with the whole cyber thing. If that's not part of their job description don't make them do it to some extent though right like i don't want my nintendo pilots to waste 600 pounds because i don't want the guy operating the u.s to have a heart attack randomly well yeah a lot but but yeah um what was i gonna oh i had a thing oh my brother-in-law he worked or he was in the air force right and his job if i understand it right they took pictures via drone and then he was a human that would look at the pictures very

carefully and circle area of interest like you know this is a missile silo this is a you know freaking lawn chair this is this this is that and he would identify things that move from the day before and stuff like that you know the fitness test on what he did isn't the same as someone who's operating a tank and needs to lift those giant shells and stick them in the thing. Maybe that's not a human task anymore. It's probably automated.

But there's all sorts of jobs that take some muscle power to do well. And it takes some cardio to do all that hiking. Yeah, they should have fitness tests by job role now let's break it into classifications and it would make a lot more sense and it i mean i'm not asking what would their what would their boot camp experience be like like what would their drills be if there's no physical aspect to it that's a good point you know like it's certainly the exiting bootcamp test would be different for these guys. Um,

because that crafts you into your, you know, it gets you physically fit, but they're also breaking you to be a good soldier at the same time. You make a good point, but you know, that breaking you to be a good soldier, maybe that's not necessary for the cyber guy.

Maybe that's not necessary for the, you know, the chair force guy. Is that an insult? I don't know, but then maybe they should be contractors. Maybe you don't need an – they don't need to be – why do they need to be in the army? Why can't you just contract these guys and do it that way?

What if it costs a lot of money to train them? Or, you know, like you need to lock them in for four years. You know, if I'm going to spend $25,000 teaching a guy to remotely kill people via UAV, I want him locked in for four years. If I'm going to spend $25,000 teaching a guy to remotely kill people via UAV, I want him locked in for four years, not like a contract. I'm sure they could do some sort of employment contract. You wouldn't want to break your word against the U.S. Army.

This is a good topic changer, too. Remember the interview? The warrior who was going out to that trailer in the desert and then Xbox controller ring in? Yeah, with his Red Bull. Yeah, he's drinking a Red Bull. Fucking red-haired ginger kid fucking shooting the little...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The poison gum. Yeah, the ricin. Yeah, he's shooting the ricin capsule down. That was great. Should we talk about the interview? We haven't since... I would like to talk about it.

Has everybody seen it? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. What we talk about the interview? We haven't. I would like to talk about it. Has everybody seen it? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. What did you think, Kyle? I thought that it was a middle-of-the-road Seth Rogen film. I thought that it was as much a James Franco film, if probably a more James Franco film than a Seth Rogen movie. And I don't think that's saying anything bad,

because I really like Seth Rogen movies. I didn't think that's saying anything bad because I really like Seth Rogen movies. I didn't think it was great. I don't think it was better than Pineapple Express, but I thought that it was good. The fact that there was all the controversy and drama surrounding it made it more enjoyable. It did have a few faults. I felt like

they really could have had a lot more fun with Kim Jong-un when he and James Franco were hanging out and being buddy-buddy. That seemed like a moment to really get some great gags in there. And I'm no comedy writer, but I feel like they're supposed to be good enough comedy writers. That basketball scene, that just wasn't that funny to me. I feel like they could have found something really zany and crazy to stick in there. It's golf that he's always touted as being incredible at.

I'd have loved to have seen them out on the golf course. Miniature golf. Maybe he hits the ball, and there's some fucking North Korean ninjas out there hitting it out of the woods to make it seem like he's actually cambering. Maybe they've got some sort of like you know like lasers or something magnets under the ground

they're really making it seem like he's doing these holes in one like that would have been hilarious they could have done something there

I like the tank scene that was great overall I really like the movie I love the part where the guy discovers the ricin poison

they tell him it's gum and he pops it in his mouth and starts chewing it vigorously. And they're just like, ah! Later in the movie, they keep asking him how he's feeling, and they're like, are you okay, man? Maybe you need to take a nap or something.

He's like, your overconsumption with my well-being is only making me more suspicious! Yeah, you better lay off, man. And then, of course, he finally gets sick. He's sweating, vomiting, shits himself, and then the gun misfire, and brains everywhere. It was a gruesome film, and there was lots

of gore up until the coup de grace, and I thought that they softened Kim Jong-un's head exploding a little bit. From what I had originally read about it... Oh, with the flames going in front of it? Yeah. So you couldn't really see the top of his head just coming out like a coconut?

You're supposed to see bits of bone and brain and flesh flying through the sky. And forgive me, but I mean, like, ten seconds before, you just watched that, like, fucking World War II tank crush two Jeeps full of North Koreans, and their faces were exploding and squishing like ketchup packets. I remember that. Prior to that, we were biting fingers off like hot dogs. Ah!

One after another. That was the craziest. Seth Rogen came out of that with like six fingers. It's so funny. The guy bites Seth Rogen's fingers and he's like, oh? And then he gets his revenge And I'm like oh my god this is so terrible

They permanently lost fingers Then he bites a third Then he bites it back They keep going with this finger thing For fuck's sake dude Like They're gone It just seems so permanent

A very big deal The movie didn't end with the missing fingers they're gone like it just seems so permanent a very big deal you know and it says like the movie didn't end with the missing figures he's like wrapped his t-shirt around it well the front if i had to say anything i would say it was 30 minutes too long i felt like there was uh too much lull during what scenes were funny if it was shorter it would have been perfect if you just cut some of the transitional material out. Because when they split up, when Seth Rogen was doing his thing and James Franco was doing his thing, I felt

there was a lot of lull there. It wasn't as funny during those moments. I felt like there was a big lull around the time where James Franco discovered the fake grocery store. The food stand and everything? I felt like that was a real low point in the film. I feel like that was a real low point

in the film. I felt like when the tiger dies and then you're hanging out with Kim and Kim is this fanboy of his and that's hilarious and he's talking about the margaritas and the

Katy Perry music's playing. You're at a real high. Then you have the poison finally taking its effect. Then you're right. There's kind of a dull point where somehow they didn't make Seth Rogen making out with that hot North Korean chick funny. Somehow it was just boring. Somehow they didn't make his hand not being able to be used funny. There should have been some sort of... They could have done more with that. You're right. They didn't make his hand not being able to be used funny. There should have been some sort of... They could have done more with that.

You're right. They should have required a semen sample from Seth Rogen. He's having to jerk it with his left hand or something. He's like, it's not the same. I can't get it out. They should have played with it. He's having to grab it with his fingertips. It would have been better.

These are all good ideas. If I'm Seth Rogen and i hear all these it's like you know what let's get this guy on the next one right yeah the funniest part of that whole scene where he was holding his hand up was when james franco came in and was like i'm so mad i could just hit something and he starts hitting every area on the bed that she's not at i did like that when he's holding his hand awkwardly trying to get Kim Jong-un, he's walking really slowly, and James Franco's like, no, don't touch that hand!

He's a Jew! Oh, God. Oh, disgusting. Yeah, I'd love that if for some reason he has to give a semen sample, but he can't do it with his left, and his right is poison, and so James Franco has to somehow lend a hand

and help him get off or something, like something retarded like that. How did that movie do financially compared to how it would have done if it was in theaters? Not nearly as good. If they had just dropped that thing, it makes $300 million minimum.

If they had dropped it like a standard release. The Christmas release was a huge thing anyway. Their movies don't usually get that. This thing would have made $300 million, no problem. Neighbors made like $250, I think. So did Pineapple Express. His movies make about a quarter billion dollars every time. This thing would have done $300 easy

with the controversy, maybe closer to $400. But now that they've had to pull the reins back with this digital release, and from what I understand, half of the viewers didn't even pay for it, and I can't blame them because it was region locked, and they couldn't get to it. They just wanted to see the movie and they were going to do it however they could. I paid $6.

To this day, I don't know if North Korea was responsible for the hacking, if it was all a publicity thing. I don't know and I honestly don't care. Obama just sent out sanctions to North Korea because they had deduced that they were responsible for it. Or it's just an excuse. Maybe Obama's friends with Seth Rogen. Or maybe he hates Seth Rogen and he's setting all this up.

He was very sad when that movie was cancelled by Sony. All I know, from a rights standpoint, it didn't seem to be bossing anybody around. Everybody made it an America thing when actually you've got a Japanese corporation who own a movie made by a Canadian guy. And they're all like, yeah, America's been

slapped right in the face when they told that boy from Vancouver that he couldn't make his movie in Canada produced by that Japanese company? That hit us hard. The Jewish stoner from Canada. And in the strictest sense, it's Sony's freedom

to decide not to release it. It's their fucking movie. They're free to do what they want with it. It sucks that they would let intimidation do that and they didn't let it happen eventually. But it doesn't make me look bad. Does that make sense? Yeah, Sony, you did look bad, but that doesn't reflect

poorly on America or anybody, not even Japan. It just reflects badly on Sony as a corporation. As a whole, I think it's a great movie, though. Did they make lists? Yeah, yeah, I think it really just... Yeah. I heard one statistic,

like $15 million from one source and $4 million from another. And it's just like, it's going to add up to pennies. I don't know what happened. I can't wait until... Those are the numbers I hear from the theatrical release, and they haven't released the digital numbers. So for all I know, on YouTube, it made $150 million. Well, the download was like $7, and I thought it got like 3 or 4 million views.

I'm sure a lot of people bought it, too. It was like $12 to buy, right? But then it was just, you know, torrents everywhere. That's what I said when the whole thing started. The whole point was it made Kim Jong-un look bad or whatever, but I was like, if you really wanted to

fuck them over, just release it as a torrent. You're going to fuck them financially from that standpoint. It kind of happened accidentally through the whole controversy. It's still the most torrented thing on every torrent site. We haven't seen the last of this thing. It's not over yet.

This is still going to make the North Korean leadership look bad. It's just going to get worse and worse. I think there are people over there that don't think the man has a butthole. They think that he's so energy efficient that he doesn't require

a butthole. There are people who believe that. You see those stories on Reddit, of course, like the ones they handpick out. The schoolgirl who leapt into the raging river to save a photograph of, like, of him or his family members or whatever and died, and, you know, they named the school after her, et cetera.

Like, the people really do, at least a segment of the population, think this guy is a demigod. They worship him like that, and it'd be nice if those people popped in a DVD of the interview and they saw making fun of the fact that this guy's got a butthole and he pees and poops and the whole idea of

that being nonsensical. It'd be a powerful thing. I would love it if this actually got Kim Jong-un killed. As a result of this, somebody was like, holy shit, you're telling me this guy shits? I've had enough. They find

out that he shits and they just blow him away. I heard something about people are dropping USBs and DVDs over there. They're parachuting copies. To give them a perspective of if they do watch it with subtitles or whatever, they understand

it, if it does convince them of anything. But wouldn't the police or whoever is the militarized police over there, wouldn't they just kill you if they found you with that? Like, oh yeah, you're going to a concentration camp. Sucks to suck. Sorry about American balloon with USB.

What if 15 people over there have computers with USB ports? I mean, I can't imagine it's that many people that could play it. I have no idea. I'm sure they have to have something, though, because how do they watch propaganda all the time? I think that we've got... I think we're really

ignorant about how they live. Maybe as ignorant about how they live as they are about how we live, and that's a big part of the problem but I think a lot of them have the ability to you know they got DVD players I mean DVD players cost you know they got that little one at Walmart

that's like $9 like North Korea and they make them in fucking Korea so like they must be like pennies there I mean I got numbers by the way I'm sure they

oh let's hear it 15 million in online sales and $3 million in cinemas. That's horrific. That doesn't cover the budget. That's bad. I can't find a site that isn't proclaiming it to be a huge success.

You know, number one online movie ever and stuff like that. But like you say, Kyle, that just doesn't seem high. That can't be right. I'm sure it's one of the most watched movies online. Easily. I've got multiple choices, America.

It's going to do really well when it gets to other services like Redbox and stuff when it comes out on disc and when people can buy it. We forget about it because we're plugged in, but there's a whole segment of the world and this country that are plugged into buying DVDs. They should go on a signing tour, like not a book tour,

but a DVD signing tour. I want to hear them speak about this. I hope they're not under some NDA where they're not going to be able to come out and be honest about this. I heard the Stern interview today that he gave months back about this movie and they were really hyped about it. They talked about the production

and how they were excited and they joked around about it. I'd like to hear a candid interview just like that six months from now about everything that happened to this movie because I bet there's a lot to know. I'd love to hear it from his point of view because I don there's a lot to know. I'd love to hear from his point of view, because I don't give a fuck about Sony as a corporation.

The only people, the only dog I have in this fight is Seth Rogen and James Franco, because I'm a fan of their work. I hope they got paid, right? That's the thing, I want to know how many death threats did you get every fucking day, or how many people were on your side, how much did you make any money off of it,

did you cover costs at least? You know, shit like that. How is your Sausage Party movie coming out next year? Did either of you click that fucking link I sent you? I didn't click the link, but Sausage Party is basically... I don't know anything about it. I just quickly looked, and it's like an animated movie, I think, and it has almost the entire cast of This Is The End,

but it sounds like Kyle knows more, so I'll let him rip. No, I guess I don't. I didn't know it was animated. It might not be, but I mean, it's about sausages. Like, they're trying to get back to the supermarket or whatever and they all voice or play a sausage. So either they're dressed up as sausages and it's retarded, or it's an animated

film. They should make Pineapple Express 2. That's what I want to see. Yes! I need to see... I watched Pineapple Express and I've been hearing so much about this thing. I finally saw it. Good movie. It was express 2 that's what i want to say yes i need to see i watched pineapple express and uh i've been hearing so much about this thing i finally saw it good movie it was funny but didn't they do a sequel to it and this is the end well they they they mockumentary made they had time to kill so like let's what would it be like if we made pineapple express 2 because the apocalypse is happening and they made a fake one with shitty effects and, like, trucks and stuff of toy cars and stuff.

It wasn't a real thing or anything. They made that all up. I want to see it, though. I want to see it. Now that I've seen the Pineapple Express, I feel like I'll get that joke. It makes me want to see it. Yeah, I see what you mean. I liked all their movies, to be honest.

And James Franco's really fucking good. I love the cameos, too. Eminem at the beginning, like with the whole gay thing. Hilarious. That was great. And then, like, maybe you didn't catch it, but, like, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Levitt playing with the puppies or whatever. Yeah, playing with the puppies.

Like, all these puppies. I like the Rob Lowe bald how James Franco reacted. He's like, oh, you said you were bald. That's rich. He's like, oh, God. I still see some on top. You're fine. It was awful. It was awful. Eminem did a great job acting his part where he was just like, man, I guess you know what? I make fun of women

because I'm kind of intimidated by them. And I make fun of gay people because I'm gay. And he just breathes right over it. So deadpan. It was great. And I love the reaction in the studio. Like, he just said he was a faggot twice or whatever. Yeah.

Eminem just said he was gay three times. Yeah. Really, the interview was a good movie. They make good movies. I feel like. I looked up Seth Rogen's stuff, and I was like, and I hit and miss, but no, everything with the exception of one movie is all like 70% and 80%

up in ratings. Everything is done. What was the bad one? It did a 40%. That movie was bad. I haven't seen more than you guys did. I've watched it more than once, and I've enjoyed it each time. I enjoyed it when I watched it, but I could definitely...

It was a different kind of movie. It just felt very different. He was a different version of him. I don't know who directed that. I could be wrong, but it felt like someone who wasn't attached to him normally. I liked seeing him in normal shape, though. That was kind of better because he looks pretty sloggy right now. He looks pretty rough.

Did you see him speak to Congress? No yes it was about alzheimer's right he was great like very good him and emma watson emma watson spoke to the world un that's what i'm looking for um she did great too but on seth rogan i was like man i almost forget the capability these guys have to deliver a message you know you see him this like pot smoking goof off in pineapple express and to me like i don't recognize how far that is from the you know well-spoken businessman that probably makes all this shit happen in the background but you see him speak to congress and you're like wow this guy like like the self-deprecation was on point the everything he was great he was a he's a world-class speaker and i thought it was cool about two or three months ago he did he did a

stern interview maybe more maybe it was earlier this year i could be wrong but anyway he did a stern interview and he's uh he's talking talking about an experience he had with Kanye West. He said he was in a hotel lobby. Nobody else was in there. Just he and his wife. He goes, yo! And he turns around and there's Kanye West. This is right after him and James Franco did that

mock music video. There's the one where Kanye and Kim are riding the motorcycle together. I saw it. They mocked it.'s the one where Kanye and Kim are riding the motorcycle together. They mocked it. They made one where it's James Franco and Seth Rogen naked all over each other, lip-syncing the whole thing. It's hilarious. Same effects, same video, same music and everything. He was like, oh, shit. He was a little worried that Kanye was mad at him. Long story short, Kanye is like, I'm working on a new album, blah, blah, blah. Seth's like, oh, shit! He was a little worried that Kanye was mad at him. And long story short, Kanye is like, you know, I'm working on a new album, blah, blah, blah.

And Seth's like, oh, that's cool. I'm a big fan of your music. He's like, you want to hear it? He's like, well, sure. He's like, well, follow me. And he had a limo van. It was a van, but it was a limo parked outside. So Seth Rogan and his wife get into Kanye's limo van. He breaks out a laptop,

plugs it into the cigarette lighter outlet thing, pops it open, starts playing a track, but there's no lyrics on it. It's just the beat and the hook. And then Kanye stands up and starts rapping! No way! He starts rapping! He's like, and he did,

and Stern's like, well, how long were you in there in the van? He's like, a good two hours! He did the whole new album! He's like, well, how long were you in there in the van? He's like, a good two hours. He did the whole new album. He does his entire next album that no one's heard before yet. And then he asks me what I thought, song by song, asking me, did you know what this reference was about? Did you get my meaning here? Like going through this whole fucking album.

Wow. Wow. Wow. That sounds really fun for the first four minutes and then very uncomfortable. And at one point, there was an intermission where he had to go get some more

memory cards or something. He went up to his hotel room and Stern's like, weren't you getting offered? Didn't you want to leave? He's like, no. I was like, as long as this is going to go, I'm going to sit here. I'm not going anywhere. I'm going gonna see where this goes. And for two hours, they sat there and had like a private concert from Kanye West in his limo of an upcoming album that's, you know, that no one's seen yet. I thought that was hilarious. Wow, that's incredible. Kanye West is a madman. I've heard all kinds of funny stories about him. Aziz Ansari tells a really funny Kanye story.

Yeah. That's something else. Oh, dude. Who's psyched for the fight tomorrow night? I know I'm probably the biggest UFC fan here, but not the only one. Tomorrow night, or if you're watching this tonight,

watching on Saturday, john jones fights daniel and this name kills me cormier i think very close to that cormier could be yeah dc dc john jones fights dc and uh i cannot wait for this thing aside from a lozon fight i have never been this like invested in wanting to see a thing and dc's a little older but he's like i think he got fourth in the olympics he's an olympic caliber wrestler he was captain of the united states olympic team um i think he got second at ncaa so he's like one step off ncaa champion he is a legit legit wrestler but he's giving up something like 12 or 13 inches in height to john jones jesus wow how tall is john jones six a lot something yeah and um john jones not only is

he really tall but um you know you see basketball players like this too. He just has really long arms and legs, Unicorn. I'll never forget. I'm sorry to interrupt, but I'll never forget when I was at your house and we were watching that John Jones fight. And he was fighting, what's his name? Our favorite, the one who won't shut the fuck up. He wouldn't shut up. Oh, the one who's a Fox

broadcaster. Remember he... Rashad Evans? No, the one who talks about how bad his hometown is. Chael Sonnen. He was fighting Chael. Yeah. Chael's getting beaten down and somehow Jon Jones turns his foot a funny way and basically

rips his big toe off. He basically... Alright, so here. I'm going to take my shoe off for visual aid here. Thank God. Because it was pretty fucked up. Alright, yeah, yeah. So, his toe

went that way. It did. It went like that and kept bending until this touched this, and a bone was left sticking out here. And it happened right at the end of the second round as he got a TKO on Chael Sonnen. If the bell had went off somewhere before Chael was declared out, but after

when Jon Jones twisted his goddamn toe off his foot, Chael would have been the champ. Yeah, Chael was 12 seconds away from being the champion at 205, and Chael was getting his butt handed to him. So if you don't know, Chael was a 180 pound,

185 pound fighter, and he was especially good at taking people down. He was a world-class wrestler. And he nearly beat the champ in Anderson Silva. For four and a half rounds, he beat this guy. Just because he could take him down and hold him down and do some damage while he had him down against anyone. He had this, what they call a power double, a double leg takedown.

And it was amazingly effective. So then he stepped up to 205. And he was pretty sure that at 205 he'd be able to be more competitive. As the athletes get bigger, they tend to be a little less athletic. So Chael felt like 185 was a more competitive division. Since he was doing so well there, he'd go to 205 and actually be the best. Turned out that that wasn't the case. He had a couple 205 fights. I don't know

if he ever won any of them, to be honest. It seems like Jon Jones had been watching him fight, though, because all he did the whole fucking match was those double leg takedowns, throwing him on the ground, and then doing some pretty serious damage every time he did. Amazing. Kyle might be saying

this, too. Is he out Chael Sonnen? Chael Sonnen. He did what Chael Sonnen is really good at to Chael Sonnen. And it was like, well, shucks. You know, like he didn't even get Jon Jones' A game. You know, what Jon Jones is particularly good at is using his long limbs and something called an oblique kick where he kicks you with like the middle of his foot right on your knee and it keeps you away. um he didn't even use his a game he wasn't keeping the guy away and striking at him in distance and picking him apart he went for takedowns and shit and beat chel sun and at

what chel sun and is good at now that's going to happen with dc could be surprised we've seen this before josh josh josh koscheck fall guy guy in GSP. And Josh was this highly decorated wrestler. One of the best wrestlers in NCAA history. One of the best. This guy was amazing. And he went up against GSP and got out-wrestled by the non-wrestler. Because GSP is amazing. I'm not saying Jon Jones will be that.

But I can't wait to see this fight. This is a grudge match. These guys hate each other. They hate each other off camera. Dude, I'm so down for this fight tomorrow night. I don't understand how it's even possible for someone who's a full foot shorter than the person they're fighting to win. I don't watch fighting as much as you guys are really at all, so I don't get it. But it seems like when you have that much of an advantage, you're just going to dominate.

Just beat the shit out of them. You're hitting them at least eight inches before they can even touch you. You might be proven right when the fight happens. The classic answer to that is that there's a sweet spot where your punches have this snap and do all this damage and if you can get inside that then he's ineffective you know like instead of being this long range sort of you know guy who fires missiles at you from a distance where you can't fire back if you get up close to him and hug him now he has these weird awkward limbs that don't do shit at four inches away. He's five inches taller. Sorry. Wait, are you sure about that? I know I

read more than that. Johns Jones is 6'4 and Daniel Cormier is 5'11. Okay. Interesting. Is there anyone else on the card? That's not as bad. No, you should see them together. Jones can put his chin on top of DC.

Maybe the reach difference is 12 or 13 inches that might probably he's got fucking he is um lanky yeah i might have mixed up the height with the reach yeah because like i see and this is 205 205 pounds 205 yeah yeah it is i i wish i could properly explain like this is this is the one this is the big one they uh they said kyle you and i watched these guys get in a fight during a like media event right so like they were doing they had them do a stare down they do these stare downs for their photographers and take their pictures and say jones and cormier met. I guess what happened was Jones leaned in and put his forehead on Cormier's forehead. That's cute.

It's a really common thing. It's like an intimidation factor. Maybe he was sort of expressing how tall he was. And fighters do this all the time. We're like, you know, I touch your forehead, you touch me. Now we're doing like forehead pushes against each other to show dominance. But, um,

Cormier doesn't play that. And by the way, it was like second or third time he's gotten to like a pushing fest or something. So he, what he does is he pushes back, but he pushes on his neck. Right.

So it's not sort of the chest push that maybe you could overlook. It was like a neck strike to push him away. And so Jones, I almost forgot he was a real-life fighter for a second. Like, I see him as the champ and a guy who makes lots of Instagram videos and whatever. He's wearing his championship belt on his shoulder, right? And it's this big, gaudy, boxing-style championship belt. And when Cormier pushes him, Jones is like, all right. He just throws the thing down and throws this overhand haymaker at Cormier.

And I don't think the haymaker landed like he wanted it to, but I was like, holy fuck. Apparently, if you push Jon Jones, he kicks your ass. Like, there was no hesitation or anything. He's just like, go time. Pow. And then he goes to tackle Cormier. The thing is, they were on a stage that was like three feet above the ground.

So the two of them in this big mess go tumbling off the back of the stage. And you can't see what's hitting or what's landing. But Jones is on top. Just rocket overhead. Pow, pow. Ground and pounding this fucker with like 9, 12 people trying to pull him off, right? And they pull Cormier away. He gets like 25 feet away.

And John Jones is like standing up and sort of celebrating. So what does DC do? He throws his fucking shoe at him across the room. He's got a shoe in his butt. DC took some women defense classes and he was using them in that moment. It was great. He took his shoe and he threw it across the room at John Jones. He didn't hit him.

And the whole time, Conor McGregor is like taking selfies with fans, which is just as epic. Dude, this fight, and I'm psyched because if you're a UFC fan, you know there's this thing called the injury bug, right? And they act like it's a real bug that gets people. And man, it's taken away so many of your favorite fights and so many of the biggest names and draws that haven't

been able to fight in 2014 and this fight as i say this is tomorrow and they've both made weight like unless someone slips in the shower tomorrow morning it's actually going to happen and i'm i'm pretty jazzed as a fan um yeah and you're you're pulling for John Jones or you just predict he's gonna win or you don't even know the answer is I predict Jones wins but I hope that DC wins Jones just has so many more tools like what DC can do is take you down and hold you there and he's done that like a Dan Henderson was an Olympic caliber wrestler too and DC out wrestled him like kendo was me it was ridiculous it was like an adult playing with a child but what is dc's actual name i'm gonna look this guy up

daniel cormier c-o-r-m-i-e-r and um uh but the thing is jones just has a lot more tools and you know the like what they say the way to beat Jon Jones, is not what DC is good at. So he fought a guy, I'm so terrible with names, but his name was Alexander Gustafson, or something close to that, Gustafson. Gustafson. Gustafson had all this lateral movement that made it really hard for Jones to do what he does, which is sort of like kick your leg. And if you stand in front of Jones, he's a monster. If you go side to side constantly, then he's not good at doing what he does,

which is picking you apart from the range distance. Also, Gustafen was just as tall as Jones. He's like the perfect fighting style in person to give Jon Jones a hard time. DC's not. Having said that, you know, and DC's only route to winning this thing that most people can see is getting in close, taking him down, and holding him there. And it's like, dude, this guy's got one trick, and Jones has a dozen different things that

he can do. Jones is going to win. But all Pavarotti could do was sing. That guy had one trick, too. And, you know, and he was, too. And he was a great one. So we'll see. If Cormier's one trick is so awesome that it can't be stopped. Is there a way to watch that without paying?

Yeah. What do you do? Good day. What sites? You know, you just text me tomorrow. I'll get it done. Why don't you just put that in the old group text?

I never watch UFC, but when I'm at Buffalo Wild Wings and they have it on, it's always fun. It's really entertaining. I don't know about the women fighting as much because I feel more bad for them when I see a chick just take a hammer on the side of the table.

That's what I'm here for. That's what I was going to ask as soon as you were done talking about Jon Jones. I was going to ask is Ronda Rousey perhaps fighting this time around? No. Because I feel like my best chance to see one woman really pummel another is if Ronda Rousey fights. Is that true? Is it going to be more

lopsided if she's there? Because I want to see the real lopsided ones. Where Becky has a real hard time with it. I don't think you want the most lopsided ones. I think what you want to see is a woman bleed. If I'm on the target here.

And Ronda Rousey tends to beat her... I'm pulling a parachute on this conversation. Ronda rousey tends to beat her i'm pulling a parachute on this conversation ronda rousey tends to beat her opponents in less than two minutes mostly and uh when it's done they're like kicking the ground and disappointed that they're not going to get the title they had their hopes and dreams shattered but their bodies didn't take the kind of damage that you'd see in a three-round fight. So I'm trying to think. I mean, you might want a ceremony. Did she rip a girl's ear off last

fight? The seven-minute knockout in the first round or whatever? She like ruptured some cauliflower ear. I heard about it on the Joe Rogan experience. Wait, are you sure that was Ronda Rousey? I don't think that was Ronda Rousey. Oh, I don't know. I think it was. Are there women fighting tomorrow night? Yeah, only in the early prelims, though.

I want to see that, though. I like those fights. Yeah, I know. Women fighting is awesome. Is Ronda Rousey just so heads above everybody else, or all the other women? Is she just that much better? Is it?

I think, correct me if I'm wrong, but she's very good at what she does, but she's not the best, but she's very good at what she does, but she's not the best, but she's very good and incredibly good looking and a good personality. I feel like she's beaten everyone who's ranked below her with the exception of one person who she hasn't fought yet, something like that.

And she's an Olympic athlete and she's remarkable. She is the best in her weight division at least. I saw she... She's in a movie coming up soon. I don't remember. I saw it in the previews. She was in The Expendables. Is that what you're thinking of?

No, she's in one that's about... She's doing something else. She's in something else. It was in the previews for The Hobbit, and there was a part where she was going to fight some guy in the ring, and he said something like, if I last 15 seconds, can I kiss you? And she's like, if you last 60 seconds, you can fuck me.

That's awesome. I thought that was pretty funny. Oh, she's going to be in Furious 7 and Entourage as herself. Entourage. Entourage, that's it, based off the... All right, you guys ready to watch this together? Always. What do we got here?

All right. Thank you. I am lost. The you. I knew it. The scene you're looking for happens in about 10 seconds from where I stopped it. Are you guys ready? 14 seconds, right? Leslie Smith. Yeah.

Are you ready? Yep. So for the viewers, what's going to happen is this woman on the left is going to throw a right hand punch at that woman's ear if I have my if I have this right. Ready, set, play. What? Oh yeah, this is right.

Oh no, I had it wrong. But there you see it. Oh! Wow. Aren't you supposed to drain those cauliflower ears so stuff like this doesn't happen? Well, it's draining now. Not only did she not care.

She tried to argue that she's fine. She's like, I can keep going. This is bullshit. Why are you stopping this fight? Stick some thread through this shit. Because you didn't drain your ear and now you're paying the piper. It looked like it was ripped. It is

ripped. But the line is always that they popped it like a zit, like squeezed a cauliflower ear, which can happen. But as I look at it, it kind of looks like her thumb got stuck in the ear and pulled it off. She didn't actually lose her ear, did she?

No, I think they fixed it. I've never been punched in the ear, but one time I stood up in bed with the fan on super high and I stuck my head into it and the fan blade hit me right across

here against my skull really fucking hard. It sounds bad. And it dropped me down to the bed. And I was just going, ah! It was the worst pain I may have ever felt. It was so bad. And at that moment, I was like, I'm going to have a fucking cauliflower ear. Her ear must hurt ten times that bad.

That was the worst thing ever. Oh, I bet that hurts. Yeah, it's bad. He's a real trooper for continuing because you just know that other chick's gonna you know, he's like, oh, you want to continue? Well, just give me that fucking ear. Alright. I'm taking the belt and

your ear. What if she took the ear if she had it and they were like and Lacey's not giving her the ear back. Yeah, that's right. Lacey's hitting her with the ear. What if she took the ear if she had it and they were like, and Lacey's not giving her the ear back. Lacey's hitting her with the ear. We have her right here. Lacey, come over here. We see you have the ear in hand. Tell us more.

Well, Joe, I'm not giving her the ear back. Finders, keepers, losers, wapers. This is for all the fans. I'm pretty sure one of kyle's dogs just got interviewed after a ufc fight it's all the same voice this is my german accent but man dude it's it's totally happening now in, I feel like the rest of the card isn't awesome. Like, if there was another title fight, I'd be like, oh, my God.

But, yeah, this is going to be amazing. It's tomorrow's fight. Oh, and so Daniel Cormier, I hope I'm getting that right, Cormier, he's undefeated, DC. And Jon Jones is effectively undefeated. He got undefeated. He got disqualified once in a fight and he was clearly winning.

Yeah, dude. It'll be very cool. Tomorrow night. We should watch it together. I'm down. Whenever it starts, I'll get online. What time does it start? Usually start at 10 Eastern Time. Whenever it starts, I'll get online. What time does it start? It usually starts

at 10 Eastern Time. 10 PM Eastern Time, so it's pretty late. I'll get on tomorrow night and watch it. We could do a stream, potentially, if you wanted to. I know we should... Maybe not that, but we should do another attack on TitanStream, maybe.

Yeah, I want to see how that thing goes. Catch up with you. I really hope want to see how that thing goes. Catch up with it again. I really hope there's less recanting of everything. I doubt there is. Man, talk about pet peeve. It's like, you know that thing you just saw? Well,

we're going to tell you about it. That's what Dragon Ball Z was like. Half of every episode was recapping an episode that you didn't see because they didn't play them in fucking order. It was enraging. It was just random-ass episode after random episode on Cartoon Network. That sounds bad, but what Attack on Titan keeps doing is, like, the first 15 minutes of the episode will be, like, people fighting giants,

and, like, different things will happen. Someone will die. Some giants will die. A building might get destroyed. And then, like then everybody will meet back up in the aftermath of it, and those who were present will recount to those who were not present what happened. Meanwhile, the viewer

who, of course, was present sits there like, oh, yeah, yeah, he's telling him what happened before. Alright, we'll just sit here and wait. Alright, cool, yeah. Why do I have to be part of that? We don't need any deposition on something we just saw five minutes ago.

I feel like they should just put some text on the screen that says, and then John told Joe what happened while we were all together. All you need is just one guy walking in, and just, you are not going to believe what just happened. And it fades to black.

And then it's back like, wow. That was certainly intense. Unaki, or whatever their names are. Unaki, that is his name. No, it's not. Yeah, he's the soy sauce emperor. No, that's just incredibly racist. Unaki, son of Kikoman.

Lord of Toyota. Oh my god. So the New York City police. Go on. Do you want to do yours? I just wanted to say that I noticed some people were butthurt because I said the Irish were cowards, and I just wanted to apologize and say that they're drunken cowards. I take nothing back, and your tiny island nation means nothing to me, because you're drunk as hell.

And the worst thing you could do is shoot at me with your potato guns. So many people are not going to understand that you're just trying to get a rise out of them, and they're going to do exactly what you want them to do. They get so bugged. Kyle, you don't know about the history of Ireland. What's with your infatuation with hating Ireland? Maybe if you were Scotland, we could talk.

Like, Scotland's got a rich history. Mel Gibson made a movie about those cool motherfuckers, but you guys are just a bunch of potato-eating drunks.

I mean, let's get real. Like, if you had figured out that you could turn those potatoes into alcohol, you'd have never made it to this point in

history. You'd have just drank yourselves to death. You'd have starved to history. You'd have just drank yourselves to death. You'd have starved to death. You'd have just drank. I got nothing for the Irish. I'm pretty sure some people down by you could turn potatoes into alcohol. That's moonshine. That's

potato vodka. There you go. The New York City Police Department is on a work stoppage. I want to say arrests are down like 95% or maybe arrests are down like 95 percent or maybe arrests are down two-thirds and tickets are down 95 percent something like that they're um is everyone happy in new york now there are a bunch of real cocksuckers the new york city police fucking cocksuckers like fuck you guys and they have disagreed with every mayor that I, like, in my memory.

I remember they gave Giuliani shit. They gave, like, Cuomo shit. Like, every fucking mayor that's ever existed in New York. Even Giuliani, who was, like, fucking Mr. NYPD. The NYPD had a problem with him. They're turning their back on this guy because this guy wasn't, like, totally anti-Ferguson uprising or something. Fucking fire people that the mayor needs to remind them that who the boss is and these guys they think that you can't have the military in charge of a country it fucks things up and that's

essentially what these guys are trying to do dude Dude, the mayor, the civilian elected leader of the city needs to just like, alright, you know what? First things first, the chief is fired. Get the fuck out of here. Who's next? Turn your back, bitch. Show me. Show me. Fire another guy. Fire another guy until they're like, you know what? I'd rather

obey you and keep my job. And then those are the guys that get to stay on staff. If I was mayor, shit would go down shit would go down on the spot yeah stuff like that doesn't happen or wouldn't happen without serious punishment like in the military like if you were just did you know in your commanding officer's face just threw your back at him or was being spiteful like there'd be there'd be hell to pay but they can do it to the mayor and the mayor doesn't do shit. I don't fully understand why they did it.

I don't know what their specific political stance was or whatever. But it is disrespectful regardless of whether or not you... The same reason that I know Kyle isn't a huge Obama fan but if he came to Kyle's house Kyle would roll out the red carpet treat him respectfully. He's your commander-in-chief.

He's the fucking president. You'd treat him right. I'd love to meet Obama. I have a question for him. I'd think very difficult about – very hard about what I wanted to ask him. I'd love to meet – Well, what's this question now? Like I just said, I would think very hard.

I thought you said, I have a question for him. Well, if you're going to meet the guy, you want to have a question so that you know when you're 80 and you're like yeah i met that president that one that did that and that yeah i asked him about this it'd be nice if i had a question one question and one wish that's a question one wish let me do a thing here so here we go in 1992 the policemen's benevolence association held a violent vulgar city hall rally against Dinkins, asking how many drug dealers he'd hugged. In 1997, police officers distributed flyers demanding that Mayor Giuliani be refused admittance to their funerals. They ran ads against Bloomberg, threatening to picket the Republican National Convention in 2004 and they exploited the huge power over the public safety the police unions have historically behaved less responsibility less responsibly than any other public union

these police like nypd police in particular have hated every mayor going back to 1992 bullshit i i fuck them fire them fire them get them out of there immediately they're not good at their jobs they're killing people they're disrespectful now they think that they can somehow not do work get rid of them the police can go on strike

they can't go on strike so they just go to work collect a paycheck and don't work it's absolute horseshit. And, you know, and I there's no chaos or anything. They're they're proving like a lot of people are taking this as an opportunity to say that the police, what they do there isn't really that effective or important because everything seems fine. But I don't know. I I am firmly on the side of the mayor on this one.

Does anyone think it's totally appropriate that Woody's wearing a Captain America shirt right now as he goes over this? As he goes on his tirade. And another thing. His hierarchy will not stand. Crime hasn't gone up or anything. That's interesting. Well, I guess they said they weren't going to make any unnecessary arrests, and that

kind of poses the question, why were you making unnecessary arrests before? You're telling me that 90% of your job is unnecessary? Because maybe we'll just fire 90% of you and save a little cash. You just said we just fuck with people the majority of the time.

Exactly. I'm sure they're talking about little things and traffic tickets and stuff like that. But I wonder if traffic is... Dude, do those traffic tickets they hand out really change traffic that much? No. In New York.

I don't know if you guys are driven in New York, but it's just kind of a free-for-all. It's really limited by the flow of traffic, not the police. It's such a nightmare. I wouldn't own a car if I lived there. It'd be silly. Boston or New York. I love going to Boston or something. They just make up their

own lanes in between existing lanes. Cabbies are fucking scary there, man. I know a guy in New York York and he owned a car he had a Range Rover or something and like we went to go get it and it was in the parking lot it was in you know you like

they drove it onto like a metal lift and then lifted it crazy high up in the sky they had to like get it out of a Rolodex when he wanted his fucking car back and it just seemed it was cool riding around New York but I would never a Rolodex when he wanted his fucking car back. And it just seemed... It was cool riding around New York, but I would never... We drove through New York

on our way to Boston that time, but I can imagine day-to-day life there. Oh, it's so cramped. Especially Manhattan. I wouldn't like that. Yeah, you wonder why everyone's in such a peachy mood over there. Everyone's so rude there. Just so sour to the core.

They don't have to be that rude, though. Why don't you just hold the door for someone else? Say thank you. Yes, sir. Or move. It's incredibly expensive. Move somewhere better and cheaper with roads and room. You don't have to be there.

There must be a lot of opportunity there, or they wouldn't be there. I know I wouldn't like there. I know I wouldn't like it. It's like, why are there homeless people in there? It's fucking cold and snowing and just a shitty place. Why not take some of your free time and walk down to Georgia

or something? Same question. I've only been a couple times and I stayed in Manhattan for maybe four or five days and I went out on the town i went all over and i just did not enjoy myself very much i just felt cramped i felt like i was trapped and and you know you always heard the term i'd always heard the term concrete jungle but it wasn't until you were in there that you're like yeah i can't see the horizon because there's just a never-ending

you know and it's big too like like obviously you're saying it's big but i feel like if i go to philly if i go even to raleigh to some extent if i go to most cities i feel like new york for like one to four blocks new york has it for miles and miles and miles like it's you can't get away from the skyscrapers it is so built up for so far it's massive i mean it is one of the one of the most impressive human accomplishments right like the the evolution of new york if you go up to like the chrysler bill not the chrysler building what is the new tall build the liberty building or something i was there not too long ago like a year and a half ago and we went up to the empire state building and some other one and it's huge to see the city and i just looked at i'm like man people have been

working this thing and like building it up bigger and taller and denser since the 1800s it's amazing and and i like aspects of it like you want to see a broadway show this is the best place on the planet for it you know you want to see a comedy club you want to see a Broadway show, this is the best place on the planet for it. You know, you want to see a comedy club, you want to see a music, you know, bar or something like that.

Like this is world-class. Everything they do is world-class. Everything they do is hyper competitive. But then again, I also need some elbow room and such. You want to see a tranny with a dog mask, eat shaving cream out of a man's ass. You're in the right place.

There's strip clubs. Aren't that nasty? I thought they'd be more nasty. It wasn't a strip club. It was a scary place. So I'd been in New York a couple days and we had, Kitty and I had dinner with

it was Dakota Meyer who had won the Medal of Honor recently and he'd just written a book and he was going on the O'Reilly Factor that night. So he went on the O'Reilly Factor, and then he came out to dinner with us. And another guy who was a super wealthy British guy. And he also brought this colonel with him. And the colonel's job was to make sure that Dakota didn't get in any trouble.

The colonel was drinking more than anybody. So we had dinner, and then we went up to, I don't remember the name of it, but basically it's like a rich kids club where you pay like $10,000 a year, and you get access to their facilities. And like, I don't know, it's some sort of rich, snobby place. But anyway, they had the whole roof of this skyscraper. And so we go up there, and it's like a party up there. And it's lots of rich people hanging out by a pool with free drinks

and stuff and this guy comes and sits down at our table wearing this German like police vest with all these badges on it and he's got a helmet under his arm and a steering wheel in his hand and he just looks like a space man and he's like oh my god you're

FBS Russia and he fucking sits down at the table and starts talking to us. And it turned out this guy holds the record for the cannonball run, which is where you drive from New York to Los Angeles nonstop. He was the guy who did it, him and, like, a couple more of his friends. And after they did it, they became famous for it. And, like, the FBI, like, brought him in. Like, we want to know how you did this.

So he goes around and does all these seminars for law enforcement and stuff. He's a really wealthy guy, and he owns part of this New York nightclub, which I won't say the name of. But long story short, I kept talking to him at the box, I think it was called. I don't know why I wouldn't say it. It was the box. So we start talking to him and exchanging stories, and he's telling me all about his life, and I'm telling him about mine.

And he happens to know my friend Aiden who's the rich guy. And long story short, Aiden's like, don't you still have a 10% interest in the box? And he's like, yeah, I'm part of the box. Well yeah, you get us some tickets, get us in there Kyle. You're not going to believe it Kyle. They do the craziest shit on stage. They'll eat a whole fucking pizza, puke it into the bucket, and then the other bloke, he'll eat the puke

and throw it up on the girl. And I'm just like, I gotta see this shit. Let's go. So the guy with all the German shit on, he's like, have you ever seen a three-wheel Morgan? And I'm like, i don't even know

what that means that could be a sexual position something you want me to smoke in a dark alley or a plane i don't fucking know what that is he's like it's my fucking car and we get downstairs and he's got this car that's shaped like a cigar and it's like silver and it has three wheels and it's got like a big motorcycle engine on the back and it's like a cockpit in the front, and we're side by side, and he's wearing goggles and a helmet, and I got nothing, and he's like, vroom, and off we fucking go down these New York streets, and he's giving me like this quick tour of this side of Manhattan, and he's like, oh yeah, this is where blah, blah, blah happened, and John, and he's showing me all this shit, like bumpily cruising down these roads, hauling ass, everybody's stopping and staring at us because we're

driving a cigar that's roaring like a motorcycle. All of a sudden, there's blue lights, and there's a black SUV behind us. And so I'm just like, fuck! I'm supposed to be wearing a helmet. I'm drunk, which is not illegal. I'm drinking and riding.

I haven't done anything wrong. But I'm drinking and riding in a haven't done anything wrong. I'm drinking and riding in a prototype motorcycle three-wheel Morgan thing with this guy I just met. I don't even know where I am. I'm in New York. These two off-duty detectives start coming up to us. It was like something out of a TV show. They're wearing Yankees jerseys

and shit. They show identification. He doesn't even let them talk. He goes, Ah, boys in blue! Come over here guys! He pulls out his business card and he's like even let them talk. He goes, ah, boys in blue, come over here guys. And he starts showing, he pulls out his business card and he's like, I'm giving this law enforcement seminar up at this place and the tickets are this much and all the captains are coming and this person's coming and so and so's coming. And he's like name dropping and he's like, and here are two free tickets for you guys. And he's like, I'm so

and so, this is my friend. What do you think of the Morgan? Right? Right? And he totally, like, by the end of it, the cops were like, You guys have a nice night. You have a nice night. And we were like, We will. So we barrel away to the box, and we pull up,

and it was like something out of a movie because this guy owned part of the club. Like, there was a big line out in front of this exclusive club, I suppose, but we just walked right in. They were like, ah, this guy's here. He owns part of the place. Straight to the front. Straight to the front of the club we went. We had our own table. We had

bottle service, which was like $800. All you got was a bottle of Absolute Vodka. You got a bottle of Grapefruit Juice, a bottle of Orange Juice, and one other mixer, grapefruit juice, a bottle of orange juice, and one other mix, right? Maybe Sprite. And it was $800 fucking dollars.

And so we're sitting there, though, and it's like me and these two other guys, and the other one leaves. And so it's just me and my friend there. And all these girls are wanting to sit at our table because we got this fucking pimp-ass table right at the stage. And so we got girls all over us.

We got our bottle service going on there's just everybody's wasted and then the show starts and it's like a variety show and first there's a really hot sexy black woman wearing this thing that's like I don't know imagine a necklace with tons

of beads extending from it to the floor and nothing else and she's singing really well. She sings a song for a while and dances. You can see most of her boobs and butt, but only occasionally. It's kind of risque, but not too dirty. Then comes a couple more shows similar like that. Singing, this and that. It's sort of like maybe something like Lady Gaga would do. It's a little extreme. They're on stage. They're not wearing much, but they're singing. Then comes the coup de grace. We're pretty wasted at this point. I know I certainly fucking

was, but I'm trying to remember this as it happened. Basically, one individual led another onto the stage like a dog. The person that was the dog in the situation had a leather dog mask on. It was a man, but he had tits. And like a feminine body. And he was wearing nothing else. So like, it had like a G-string on, so you couldn't see his cock and balls.

But he had tits and a dog mask thing. And he was being led out there by this really smoking hot woman. It was like a dominatrix-type chick with huge fake titties where you could see the nipples, and they were pierced, and she had on this leather G-string and very Whips and Chains-esque, like a hat and stuff. And she's basically roughing up this dog tranny up there. She's slapping him around,

calling him names, spitting on him, gets whipped cream and puts it in her ass crack and puts his head in it, making him eat it. All the while, I'm sitting there like... The girl who's sitting on my lap, I guess she didn't even know where the fuck she had wandered into. I was kind of

into it at this point. I was like, hell yeah! Get that fucking whipped cream out of there! Like, we were having a good time. But this chick is like, what the fuck? And I'm just like, it's pretty crazy, right? And she's like, I don't know where the fuck I am right now.

Me neither. It was one of the most insane nights ever. I hit a guy. Oh. That's what happened next. I stepped on some guy's foot. He fucking shoved me. I punched him and kept moving in the crowd. The crowd was so dim it didn't matter. He went down, not to

this, but down to a knee and I just kept moving. I just kept going. It was the most ridiculous night. Went outside to get cigarettes. Ended up pissing in an alley, getting lost for like 45 minutes in the streets of New York. I was pretty scared. Didn't know my way around, and I was wasted.

And this black guy literally like pops out of a door into the street. And I was dressed up, and I happened to have my Gucci belt on. And this guy sees my belt belt and he's like, ah, you got that Gucci shit. You got that Gucci shit. And I was like, yeah, I guess. He's like, I done graduated up from that shit. Check this shit out. And he shows me his belt.

He's like, $600. $600. He's showing me this big fucking belt he's got and I was like, it's great, man. I thought you were going to steal steal mine to be quite honest like i thought i was he immediately knew i had a three or four hundred dollar belt on i was like this guy's about to take my fucking belt i'm gonna lose my belt now he'd be doing you a favor i know that belt i like that fucking belt dude so i was driving home from my house this is just like three days ago or something

and um uh hope is in the passenger seat with me and we head past a gas station and there's a car headed in the opposite direction suddenly a car that's in front of me makes a left in front of it into the gas station and they hit the oncoming traffic guy slams him in the back like near the rear tire and then he's like but he keeps going and he heads into our lane i steer under the shoulder and uh and it didn't take much steering but i dodged the guy and he keeps going and um hope is like whoa and it was shocking right so so we just witnessed a car accident and just dodge a head-on collision i'm like oh you know let's see if these guys are okay so we head down turn around and whatever and uh i see the guy who just got into an accident and um he's got like long dreads

and stuff and i'm like are you okay and he's like yeah i'm all right i'm like all right you know like where's the other guy And he's like, yeah, I'm all right. I'm like, all right. You know, like, where's the other guy? Or he asked me, you know, where's the other guy? And I was like, he didn't stop, you know, cause it took me a while to like turn around and talk to him. And, uh, I'm like, no. So I'm like, I can look, see if he's nearby. And we hop in the truck and we go down in the direction that he would have headed for like a mile. He wasn't there. He hadn't stopped. He hit him and he ran. And he ran and I turned back and I go to the first guy in the gas station and I talked to him longer and then I realized this guy doesn't seem good right he's got like two and a half foot long dreadlocks and what looks like

I am a homemade tattoo on his neck right here. Predator. Predator. I got you. Is he black or white? He's black. Oh, come on. Come on.

White people have dreadlocks and tattoos. Far and few. They're like unicorns. Like me. Yeah. Yeah. Rare breed. Your Good Samaritan shit is going to get you hurt one of these days that's what i'm right he just starts helping this guy he went to go hunt down the offender who

does that so so i i i we pull over him in the gas station and uh you know in the guy i i now that i talked to the the driver who'd been hit more often i can't say for sure he was drugged out but god he wasn't with it but he'd just been in a car accident so i don't i don't know but i'm like dude are you all right he's like yeah i'm all right yeah i'm like do you need help with anything? Or like, you know, like, and he's like, no, it's cool. This sucks though. It's cool. And I'm like, yeah, it does suck. Like, I think you need a new car.

And I'm betting that he doesn't carry collision insurance. So it just seemed like a safe bet. And he's like, yeah, it sucks. And I'm like, did you call the police yet? And he's like, no, it sucks. And I'm like, did you call the police yet? And he's like, no, I didn't call the police. This guy's got fucking warrants out for him. Yeah, like, that's why he's not calling the police. It would have been great if he looked at you and went, did you call the police?

So he bashed him over the head. I was going to offer to call the police police but i kind of knew the answer like nah no we don't need no cops here so uh and at this point i'm like you know what i think it would just be smart take my daughter out of this situation and uh i'm like you know do you need anything you know like you all right and he said yeah and i'm like i'll go because i i thought maybe the police would want to interview me or something. Silly me. I thought they'd call the police after an accident or a hit and run. But this guy, I think he was happier just calling it a bad night. Calling it a day.

Yeah. Was it his fault? Because, I mean, you said he sounds drugged out. But he kind of, from how you told it, just hooked a left into oncoming traffic across the lane. You know, it's hard to pinpoint a blame. I had thought about that, too. So where I'm from in New Jersey, at least in the old days back when I was there, the hitter was at fault almost every time.

You know, like, yeah, he made a left, but the guy oncoming, I think he was speeding. And, you know, like in New Jersey, they would have, they almost always side against the person who did the ramming with that in mind. So I guess it wasn't his fault. Having said that, if he was drugs or if he was on drugs or, and he did kind of do a, you know, a left in front of oncoming traffic. So it's a close call. It might be fine. I mean, the dude did hit and run. That's true too. Well, he hit and ran. Dude, it's hard to pick a good guy

in this scenario. Well, you're the good guy, and like Taylor said, this shit is so sketchy. You're just helping out. There's a reason nobody picks up hitchhikers nowadays anymore, because half of them are serial killers and murderers. I don't know about that.

And homemade- looking neck tattoos. Hitchhiking since the Charles Manson days. How long were you driving around with this guy? Three minutes in, you had to be like, alright, you know, let's head back to the truck. No, I didn't bring him with me. Hope and I went and came back.

He was at the gas station this whole time. Like, sitting up, being all creepy with your daughter there. A different style of that interview. If they did interview you about it, they'd be like, a local Carolina man picks up deranged homeless killer with

15-year-old daughter in the car. Can you imagine that? Matthew, Matthew, what would possess you to do this? He's writing in the back what he's blaring Taylor Swift going down the road looking for the offender yeah six seconds oh well this isn't nearly as bad i thought you gave this guy a ride no not yet one of these days someone's gonna get shot but it isn't gonna be me

have any of you ever ever picked up a hitchhiker no of course you have of course you have. Of course you have. To be fair, though, you are older, so you did have the generation. In Woody's day, it was just an ex-train worker with a stick and bindle walking down with a thumbs up. I used to work on the train. Woody's like, many a time I've stopped and let a hobo hop in my cart.

No, it's not that sketchy. It used to be, if I saw someone with my high school jacket on, I'd pick them up pretty much every time. Yeah, because all of those guys were cool, right? Well, I felt like I was profiling them. Woody's like, well, I know her from a high-income area. Well, word had spread about his woman-beating ability, so everyone was afraid of him.

They were going to try anything in the back of woody's car i knew i'd slap him right in line man woman or child so i didn't pick up like every like you know felon i saw on the side of the road but if i saw a high school student the the idea the thought process was like ah i'll give this guy or girl a ride before the wrong person does we bet that was the thought process i uh i've never picked up a hitchhiker but um i have considered it a couple of times uh there was one time when jeremy and i were driving back from chicago and there were like they were there were two attractive hitchhiker ladies and I was like I could totally get some hobo pussy here.

I could make this a thing. Jeremy's driving. I'll fuck this chick in the back seat if I got to. I could get some hobo ass and I was totally down for it but the transmission was going out in the truck so I was like we can't stop. We can't be shifting gears. We should keep this thing

in fifth gear, rolling down the interstate. But I was this close to going after the hobo ladies. They were hot! They didn't look like they were hitchhiking across the country, they looked like maybe they ran away from home a state ago or something. They were hot and of age. Hobo pussy

is probably just as dangerous in the long term as neck tattoo guy think about it i i wanted to pick up a hitchhiker last time we drove together it was on the way to the zipline trip we passed what seemed like reasonable looking hikers or something but um he had like a big pack and i think we had the camaro or something and it like it wasn't well suited to carrying extra people and then the road was like mountain switchbacks with six inch wide shoulders and i was like i don't know how to pick up a guy here and just kept driving yeah i i would be up for it some of the time it really depends on the situation like it really depends on the

situation there there are times when i would totally pick up a dude, but I don't know. I've ended up on the side of the road before. I went hiking a few months back and got lost in the woods and lost in the park and ended up walking through the entire park until I found a highway.

Then I could get service and I ended up having to walk six miles on the side of the road to get back to my car. It was a real debacle. No water. It was not fun. I've never even come close to considering helping. I guess it's different for you too because

you're always carrying or whatever. Even if I was, I would be constantly on edge like, is he going to make a move now? Because you've still got to get the gun. What is this move? While we're going 70 down the interstate, he, like, is he going to make a move now? You know, because you've still got to get the gun. Like, what is this move? While we're going 70 down the interstate, he's like, now's my time to ice pick him in the throat.

I've seen he doesn't have a point. It's supernatural to see enough neck slit, okay? There are plenty of throats cut in Supernatural from Hitchhikers being picked up. I've learned enough. That's very true, but I just don't think it'd be a threat. My main concern is that I don't want to pick up somebody who smells,

and I certainly don't want to go out of my way. So if you look clean, and if I'm on a road trip across the country anyway, you might get picked up, but you better be hot. Not a prayer for me. No way. I don't care if you're waving a $100 bill. No. I'll pick someone up, especially if I feel like they're me. No way. I don't care if you're waving a $100 bill. No. I'll pick someone up, especially if I feel like they're vulnerable in some way.

Not because I'm a predator, but because there's predators out there. Now we're talking. Women looking for a fatherly figure. Same way to put it. Yeah, like if you see some 16-year-old who's crying or something, it's like, ah, oh fuck the wrong guy might pick opportunity strikes yeah if anyone's i mean if there's any killing that's going to be happening i think i think it's i'll be doing it wow that didn't come out good at all not even though that

you did not say self-defense or anything. Well, if I see a 16-year-old, I'm going to stop. I pray on innocent people. But if anybody's going to troll, it's not going to be me. Yeah, no. Yeah, well, that's... That's funny. That's not... I meant it in a different way. Maybe...

Yeah, we'll pick up some hitchhikers next time. Yeah, next PKA Adventure, just pick up... We'll go trolling for hitchhikers at, like, truck stops and stuff. I think we might end up in trouble if we start there. That sounds cool. I guess that's where you get them though, is truck stops. Yeah, it's not called PKA boring vacations.

A lot of hitchhikers at Greyhound bus stations. You'll get plenty of people that want to ride. You know better than me. I cannot believe you took that fucking bus. That was the worst. I'd rather ride the Oregon Trail like that old Macintosh video game.

That was, oh, the stories. Just that chemical toilet. A lot of felons on those buses I met. They were cool. The guy gave me money because I don't need this where I'm going, man, because that dude was on a bus to go to jail. Another guy was. I sat next to a crazy

guy who quoted Jeff Dunham the whole time pretending to be his friend because I got to sit in the handicapped area because he had a fucked up knee or some shit. Definitely one of the dumber things I've done. I took a flight one time from Atlanta to Seattle

and I slept the entire time. I literally went to sleep to the soothing sounds of a Lord of the Rings movie on my laptop, and I woke up seemingly 30 minutes later having to pee a bit on the other side of the fucking country. But you endured days. And basically a prison bus oh certainly

like I used to wonder like when people talked about how black people used to sit in the back of the bus and I was like well was it really worse but yeah I bet the back of that bus sucked right? you don't sit at the back because there's a toilet in the back and they don't change that out

from halfway mark back don't sit at the back because there's a toilet in the back and they don't change that out. You might as well from halfway mark back, don't sit there. It's horrible. I sit at the front and I get a window seat and I put my backpack next to me and I pretend to be asleep when a scary person walks through onto the bus. I'm the only person that gets a free seat next to me.

I just act asleep. The worst thing that's ever happened to me. Can you buy two seats? I mean, I don't know because it's not like there's ever happened to me. Can you buy two seats? I mean, I don't know, because it's not like there's assigned seating or anything. At that point, just buy a fucking plane ticket. Trying to make that more comfortable. Uh-huh. When I go on Greyhound Bus, I like to get two seats so I can sit kind of in the middle.

But I also don't want to be up close to the drivers. Listen, if you're going to be there for two days, you better come up with a system or you are not getting through on i don't mind cruising across the country at 55 miles an hour in a giant aluminum bo tube when i do it i want to do it in style that's why i that's why i ride greyhound picked me up because i said it i'm, they don't put Greyhound stations in like good upper white areas. Like it's the slums.

I pulled in that side of town and I was like, all right. Come on. Get in. Did you have to eat those gas station sandwiches that come in the plastic

with like the wrap on top and it kind of looks goofy. You had to eat some gross shit along the way. There's no way they were stopping that often. I didn't know. No, no, no. They stop every fucking 30 minutes to an hour. That's what adds up all the goddamn time.

He didn't waste any money on one way. He got the one that stops every 50 minutes throughout the southwest corridor. He has seen like Omaha, Wichita, la la la la la la. He's like He got the one that stops every 50 minutes throughout the Southwest Corridor. He has seen like, look at that song, it's like Omaha, Wichita, la la la la la la. He's like saying, I've been everywhere, man.

That's fucking jizz. Every stop. Santa Fe, New Mexico, everything. What was the most fun part of the drive, aside from the end? The best scenery along the way. I mean, I didn't see a whole lot of scenery. I'm going along from the bottom of California down the south. So, like, El Paso, that's a shithole if people don't know.

Arizona's all desert and so is New Mexico. There's not a whole lot of awesome things to look at. There's no cities, you know. I have made that exact same drive, like, four times, like, out there and back and out there and back. Like, I think the farthest I've been west driving is Phoenix, Arizona unless you count Oregon. I'm talking about in the south.

It's just shit. It's just shit. I hate the southwest. The food was pretty good. It was cool being in Albuquerque because it was right in the middle of breaking. The fourth season of Breaking Bad was on and coming

out at that time when I was there. It was cool to be in Albuquerque and be like, yeah, this is where they do it and all that. Other than that, I hate the Southwest. It's pretty lame. Arizona's really nice. New Mexico is just a scum hole. Southwest versus Ireland. Who's better?

The Southwest, of course. I mean, the scenery might not be that great, but the people significantly better. How many Irish are there? 3 million? They all become Americans. They just leave Ireland.

What a proud race. Is it really only 3 million people? I don't know much about Ireland. I think their biggest export is Irishman. I think so too. And shame. They just have a problem with it. They call it the brain drain.

Ireland population. It is not 3 million. 4.5 million. Oh, I was way off. Oh, yeah. Way off. That's like the size of a large city here in the U.S. Exactly. That's Atlanta for you.

I always thought there were more people than that. You Irish people. The capital of my tiny state has more people in it than your entire country. The Atlanta population is half a million. No way! No, you gotta look at Metro.

You have to look at Metro so you get the actual area. Yeah, there might be like half a million living in the high-rises, which seems excessive. Atlanta's big. It's kind of like LA, that it's kind of spread out and suburb-y.

Can you five and a half million? It's also like LA that the actual metro area is shitty. Where we were at the Greyhound station, that's where the half million people live. And they're all trying to kill each other. And they're all trying to get to a lunch truck

or whatever the fuck you're in. Oh my god, yeah. Right before this food van showed up for the hobos. And I guess it was like free sack lunches for everybody, which is a cool program. I don't know who's doing that, who's funding it. But there were 90 guys out there who needed a meal that night. And they all like took it and dispersed like zombies, ate it. And then like I'm going to say 10% of them just passed out wherever they finished up at.

And they were just laying over brick structures and statues and just passed out where they may be with just styrofoam everywhere. I told cops, in the period it took, I got off the bus, and he had been there for a while, and I went out front, put my hat on, because I knew he'd catch me real quick. And in the time I got from off the bus to the front of the Greyhound station, which is like 15 feet, someone was trying to sell me weed right there.

Like, yo, you want to buy some weed? And I'm like, there's a cop right there. There's a cop right there. Atlanta metro population, five and a half compared to four and a half for Ireland. There was like a scary black strip club right across the street from the Greyhound station where like shit was going down. There were people in the parking lot yelling at each other. Uh-uh, Sir Rhonda.

Like there was like shit going down. And like I had been circling the block a couple times, so I really absorbed the neighborhood. It was a rough side of town. I'd honestly never been there before. I'm going to recommend next time we just go ahead and step it on up to the flight. Especially since,

I don't know, did you guys see that kid? I don't know if he's a kid, but that guy, they were talking about him on Reddit. He came up with this way of saving money on airline tickets by SkipLag or something, right? Yeah, SkipLag.com or something like that. So basically like let's say you want to fly from Atlanta to Arizona

it's much cheaper to get a flight from Atlanta to I don't know New Mexico that has a layover in Arizona and just get off and not continuing on the second leg of the flight than it would be to get a direct flight and he came up with some

program that optimizes that and makes it much easier to like kind of work the system and so i guess the airlines are suing him for that that is brilliant yeah so so here's the system for people if you don't fully understand um airlines charge more for direct flights they do this because it is expensive for an airline to like have a direct flight from every city to every city. Like it becomes this exponential complexity issue. And beyond that direct flights are better. So people are willing to pay a premium for them,

right? They're expensive to run and they're better. It's cheaper for an airline. Like they can more efficiently use their capacity if everything goes through a hub. And so like, if you think about it without all those complexities you're like why would they charge more it's even more expensive to have a stop and land and take off and stuff but they charge less because they charge less for a flight with a stop because that flight's not as good so people are able to like kyle you know, book a flight with a stop

when that stop is where they really want to go and just skip the second part of it. To an airline, they get mad. They get mad, one, because they do hold up the flight a little bit, you know, waiting for you to come. And two, they just want to charge you based on their pricing model, not based on the pricing model you figured out. I don't know what I would do if I was an airline company in response to getting outwitted like that. Yeah, I don't know how he's doing anything illegal. I think that'll be the end of it, that he'll come out okay. It's an interesting thing.

What I really have an issue with is even though these gas prices, like the bottom has fell out of this thing, like the ass ends out of it, fucking fuels is below two bucks a gallon, like the ass ends out of it. Fucking fuels is below two bucks a gallon. The tickets are still the same price. We're not seeing any of those savings with the airlines. Those guys are cocksuckers. Those buy on long-term contracts though, right? So you wouldn't see

that yet. It'll take a while for their fuel prices to drop because they're still on contract at the higher price. And when they do, hopefully supply and demand and competition starts. It'll eventually pull it down. That's how capitalism works.

That's true. Yeah. Maybe. Assuming the price stays low, which is an interesting thing in itself. Saudi's trying to – Yeah, $40. I looked into it a little bit more after we talked yesterday, and you're pretty much spot on.

It seems to be the feeling with a lot of economists and people who know what they're talking about that I've read up on. Everyone agrees it's bad news for Russia. That Russia is taking the worst of it and so are other countries who depend on

oil exports to make their cash. There was some confusion with different articles about what the United States' role in that was and whether they were being hurt by it, being benefited by it, or in some way behind it as well, like right alongside Saudi Arabia.

It's kind of hard to tell. For people that didn't watch the PKN, if you're not a Patreon member, by the way, go to the link in the description and donate or whatever. Saudi Arabia is pumping the market full of oil, breaking that supply and demand

chain, which lowers the price of oil. They're purposely lowering the price of oil so that they can hurt the Russian and the U.S. oil supplies. In the U.S., it's hard to compete with Saudi Arabia when the price is low like that

because our oil is harder to get. Like we do that fracking thing and the shale comes up and then I think we squeeze rocks until oil comes out. And it works, and we're the number one oil producer in the world, I think. But, you know, it's just not as easy to get at as, say, Saudi Arabia oil. Russia, on the other hand, I don't know if their oil is as easy to get as Saudi Arabia's, but I know that their equipment sucks. And that means that it's really expensive to pump oil.

And, by the way, they can't stop. Like, if they shut off their well, it doesn't turn back on. So they're just fucked. You know, pumping oil, losing money, perhaps, because they can't earn it at the rates that the Saudi Arabians have driven low in OPEC nations. So they're basically just trying to, like, hurt these other oil producers, knock them out of business, and then have it to themselves. I think it'll be hard to do that to America. You know, we'll subsidize it or whatever.

We'll keep it going. We'll fire back up when the prices go high again. You can't really stomp us out. But Russia, I don't know. Yeah, Americans don't give a fuck. Here's what... I get mad sometimes when people, European people, don't understand

why we're so America-centric. It's because there's a lot of reasons for it. But I just don't feel like it's going to affect us the way that it could affect, say, Venezuela. We'll move some shit around. We'll make stuff happen that most countries couldn't make happen. It just won't hurt us. We'll change the global market if that's what needs doing. We'll topple a fucking democracy if that's what it takes.

And one way or another, we're going to get what we want. What you should understand if you're in Estonia and you just don't understand what Americans are like, now that gasoline has dropped to $2 a gallon, there are Americans running to the stores buying Hummers. Like, we're like, $2 a gallon? I need a fucking tank. That's how our minds work. We don't give a shit.

It's going to happen one way or another. We'll get ours. I hate that so much. Californian. You don't give a shit. It's going to happen one way or another. We'll get ours. I hate that so much. Californian. You're not a real American. No. Everyone is so short-minded when it comes to

oil and vehicles. We're just so off of the alternative energy thing now because oil is so low. Nothing is as short-minded as that hat. Yeah. I don't look fucking out, you pompous little shit hockey-loving fruitcake.

That's great. You were in Idaho. You don't have a vote. You were in Idaho. I don't vote anyway, man. The corporation's mad. Californians are right, man. You can't win. It's all capitalist slime.

Taking advantage of our environment. Did you see the new Tesla has a 400-mile charge range? That's pretty nuts. Is it? Did you see that Elon Musk is getting divorced? Oh, the Elon Musk? Yeah. Mr. Tesla, Mr. SpaceX getting divorced on New Year's Eve, he filed.

I wonder if there's a prenup in place. You'd hope so. Is some woman going to take half of Elon Musk's shit? Hopefully not. I hope that. She should get a little something for him breaking up with her in the middle of the holidays. Well, Elon Musk should give his wife $50 million and then she should just go away forever.

But she shouldn't be getting any patents. She's not the one who's figuring out how to make these goddamn batteries last for 400 miles and making them three minute switch out charging systems and shit like that. I know she's not. She might be slicing bananas for a cereal, but she's not fixing

those goddamn cars. She's not going to space. That's the thing. So people have heard me talk ad nauseum about how oftentimes women, they sacrifice their own careers, they support their guys, they deserve half of what they get, et cetera.

Having said that, Kyle makes an effective counterpoint. When you're extreme like that, when this guy's freaking like changing the planet and moving them to electricity from fossil fuels and such and she's putting bananas in his cereal like at some point do you not get half anymore like how this must be delicious bananas to make all this happen like it it falls apart you see it in contracts where it's like yeah you get 50 up to two million dollars like there's that you see it in contracts where it's like, yeah, you get 50% up to

$2 million. You see that little clause in tons of different kinds of contracts, and that's how this should be too. The wife should get 50% up to a certain point. At some point, I get it. When you're a mogul and you're changing the world

and you're trying to become the next Edison or something, the next Ford, you don't need some fucking woman taking half your shit. Yeah. You know, whoever Warren Buffett's married to, Mrs. Buffett, I'm sure she's awesome, right? I'm sure she sucks his dick and keeps him emotionally healthy. But how great can she suck a dick? Is she worth $40 billion? No.

See, that's some good worth right there 40 billion dollars no i moved it to more buffett oh okay well there you go then yeah i just think that i got no problem with the the your counterpart in your marriage getting you know being taken care of especially we've went over this 100 times but that's just too much at some point you don't just break the guy in half. Like Jordan. Jordan shouldn't have been broken in half when he divorced his wife. She didn't make one fucking free throw. Bullshit.

There's no reason for that. He was the one staying late at every practice being the... Pippen's done went and Pippen's off fucking some whore and Rodman's doing the same and he's out there shooting threes practicing. That was him doing that, not her. It'll never change. It'll always be like that. Divorce laws.

It'll change when men start smartening up and getting prenups. It's too politically incorrect to go against women. If any guy does do that, then a bunch of other guys, white knights, will jump up and be like, you're just perpetuating

blah, blah, blah. It's never going to happen. i think it's in our like in our biology that you know what's happened a man's responsibility to take care of himself and it also is a responsibility to take care of women to an extent everywhere i look and i see like the custody battle happen it seems like you know these are the people i know which which are all reasonable, non-wife-beating guys. They get equal share in custody battle. They don't lose custody. They shouldn't. They shouldn't, right.

PKA Dan, you guys remember him? He didn't lose his custody battle. He got just what he was looking for. He got half, roughly. It should be half as far as custody of children goes, unless there's some extenuating... One of them's abusive or something. Unless you've got

a reason why your husband shouldn't be getting 50% of your kid's time, you can't move six hours away and take him to go live with your new boyfriend Tony. Tony might end up getting his brake lines cut, you bitch. Those are my fucking kids. Like, you know, I mean, come on, you don't mess with his fucking kids.

And he's been slaving away and you're taking half his check and you're fucking Tony you're fucking Tony he works in a garage you bitch it's his garage it is his garage his dad helped like does him care it's been in the family for 35 years

get the guy right okay run it into the ground Carol he's been changing oil since he was 13 get the fuck off Tony's balls, Kyle. Your wife's fucking glorified Jiffy Lube salesman. Your kids are calling him daddy and you're having to work twice as hard

just to support their kind of lifestyle. That kind of shit could drive a man insane. I have no plans to get married. If I do get married, there will be... I'm not Warren Buffett over here. I'm not going to be dividing the assets all day. But if I didn't in a divorce,

she'd get half my fucking guns, you know? If I married someone and then divorced her in five years, she'd get half my fucking guns. She'd get one of these. I'd get one and she'd get the other. You couldn't akimbo anymore. I couldn't akimbo anymore. It just doesn't look right. You need both.

That shit doesn't say it. And I bet if it was an ugly divorce, she'd try and get her attorney to be like, and take as many guns as you can. Totally, yeah. Like a spike divorce. I'm crying a tear for each one. She's pawning them off and shit.

Priceless heirlooms. Taking your cannon from you. No, my cannon. Not the cannon. Yeah, that's the sort of thing that would happen. I would have to have it in paperwork. Can anybody make a cannon? Yeah, you want a cannon?

Anyone can try. I guess Kyle has a license to produce firearms. He can make anything he wants he can turn semi-auto stuff to fully auto kyle's like licensed up did you need that to make a cannon or can any random guy just make a cannon so um propulsion right no so my mortar is a replica of a um i'm making this up but you know like an 1860 mortar or something and because it's a replica of this black powder mortar It's it's you don't need a license. You don't need any paperwork It's a black powder replica

And there's there there they got their own shit for that like you can buy black powder pistols like over-the-counter like it's a cap Gun like it's just they don't consider them firearms the way they do other stuff a lot of the time. So with this thing, you literally just build it, and you've got it, and then you enjoy it. And that's the whole process. You can go on YouTube and find instructions on how to build them. They're not that hard. You need some basic shit. You need an oxygen cylinder, a big bandsaw, which I have, a MIG welder, which I have, and some metal and a few other little things.

I've got a couple big metal lathes that I use to turn the piece of stock that makes up the blast chamber of this thing. But you can totally make one yourself, and it's completely legal. The problem is you need a lot of property to shoot it on because you can shoot a 12-pound bowling ball 3,000 feet away, not up, just away. God knows how high it's going. It goes until it turns into a pinprick in the sky. Like, you need a lot of land to shoot this thing safely. That's a lot more than 14 acres.

The other day, I put a shitload of powder in it, tilted it all the way down forward, so it's shooting more like a cannon than a mortar. Mortars shoot up and kind of lop things in. And I put a big cannonball in it, and then I poured... At Walmart, you can get an entire bag of cheap golf balls. I put the whole bag in there. And I lit that motherfucker off, and it was just... I don't know if we're any of the golf balls.

motherfucker off and it was just I don't know where any of the golf balls were. The bowling ball cut the top out of a tree about 300 yards away and landed 1,000 feet away roughly. 3 or 400 yards away. 1,000 to 1,200 feet away.

Is that the video I saw? No. Are you going to upload that video we saw? No. That is the greatest video I have ever seen. It was fucking incredible. Humana needs to see that video, Kyle. It is...

It is just so perfect on every level, man. You could have made it better. At some point, I'll probably upload it, but right now, Kitty didn't think it looked very professional. God damn it, Kitty didn't think it looked very professional. She's like, Colorado! God damn it, Kitty!

And neither did my contact guy at my network. He loved it. He was like, that's incredible, you're insane, you're badass, that was crazy, but like, you know, it looks too dangerous. And I'm like, it's not dangerous, I'm just hard fucking core. And he's just like, nah, it looks dangerous. And I'm just like, well, I guess it was a little dangerous but but whatever um i probably shouldn't even say exactly

what i did but i did something pretty crazy um and like by like a fluke of like silliness um some crazy shit happened and i got it all on video he's not even dead he's fine not even uh it was it a pretty silly video though and I've got it and I'll upload it eventually but not anytime soon. Maybe later this year after I get a couple things taken care of.

Whatever. I mean I saw it and I think... You saw it. Yeah. There you go. You got it. You got to see it. That's all that matters. My wife saw it. She liked it. Of course she did. It's one of the best fucking videos on the goddamn internet right now. That's all that matters. My wife saw it. She liked it. Of course she did. It's one of the best fucking videos on the goddamn internet right now. I had a good time. I got to look.

That was going to be part of an overall video, but I got to cut it out now, so I need to get my way editor now that you mentioned it. Make sure I've got a second cut of that that doesn't involve that. Wild card? Yes. I think so. I hope you guys enjoyed the show tonight. I had fun. I really did enjoy it. Good times.

What episode was the next one? I'm sorry, I blanked out. 212. 212. Well, that's Painkiller already. 212 with Dr. Chiz. Thanks for coming, Dr. Chiz. It's always a pleasure. Taylor, just fuck off how do you all stand

being with him for four hours every week we haven't been stabbed by now alright episode 212 thanks for listening bye guys love Taylor