Painkiller Already - Painkiller Already #244

Episode Date: September 5, 2015

This week on PKA, Chiz joins in, Taylor has spotty internet, Filthy Robot joins the guys again and the fellas take a giant political quiz that leaves them all speechless. Debate showdown 2015!

Okay, Painkiller already, episode 244 with guest Filthy the Civ Rapist Robot. This episode of PKA is being brought to you by our friends at Audible. Audible.com is the leading provider of premium digital spoken audio information and entertainment on the internet. So check them out. Yeah, they're incredible. We'll talk more about them later. Hey, I want to do a quick mention about the layout change thing that you're looking at. Before we started,lor's connection was coming and going the boxes were shifting constantly oh shit i'm not even in this

i i i thought that just realized there's a thing and i just want to say as a guest you know if anyone has any thoughts about this setup please post on reddit i you know what i'm just gonna i'm just gonna roll with this i can i can fix this live i don't like the sound of that it it we'll do it live it bill o'reilly's hilarious that that's my favorite moment from him he he came on glue that was great he like takes off the mic throws it down fuck it do it live yeah like i vote for him would you you'd vote for bill o'reilly that'd be another really funny one i'd vote for john study it'd be interesting huh i would not vote for john stewart for him to go up and make the

same tired pretend to be conservative but i'm the most liberal man on this side of the mississippi jokes just uh every episode's the same. The Colbert report is so much better. Taylor, are you up to date on all the information about subway pitchman Jared Fogle? Yeah, I hear that this time he's not too happy

to be fitting into smaller pants. I hear he's still going to be having to choose between a 6 inch and a 12 inch suit. Don't make those jokes, you awful people. So cheesy. There's been about 1,000 of them in a 24-hour period. So, you know, Jared Fogle, the subway guy. Did I ever explain the layout?

Or did I just realize I fucked up? You realized you fucked up. Well, anyway, now the layout's fucked up in a different way. But the thing is this, um, when people come and go from the call, it's a problem. And, uh, uh, Taylor was coming and going because of his internet connection, literally like every 30 seconds and it wasn't workable. So we added chis because we weren't sure Taylor was going to work. And, um, now you see this, we're doing something different, but, uh, the upside is we might be able to do prank calls, because that adds someone and removes someone from the call. So, we'll see how

the night goes. Gonna get some produce, pussy! Anyway, Jared. Jared's a fucking child molester, man. I'm pretty sure that the charges now are, it seems like there's 14 victims. He's paying them $100,000 each, $1.4 million getting paid out. He's paying them $100,000 each, $1.4 million getting paid out.

He's going to go to prison. They seized tons of stuff from his house. They had some sort of forensic van in his driveway analyzing the shit on site. They did not pull any punches when they went after Jared Fogle. And I think Woody's talked about this before, right? Whenever you hear about child porn in someone you think, ah, did he accidentally click a link on 4chan and now they're ruining his life?

Is that what he did? Because there was this one time. That was clearly not the case here, right? Fogel was a kiddie diddler. I'm surprised he didn't go into the priesthood. That seemed like a better fit for someone rather than become a famous spokesperson for sandwiches.

Do you think he got more child ass after he lost the weight? Oh, I guarantee he did. He was not only receiving, you know, purchasing child porn online, he was distributing it as well. I don't know if he was, like, you know, handing it out for free, but I think he was profiting

from child porn. That guy's a multi-millionaire just from not being a fat fuck anymore. Hey man, I haven't seen him on a commercial in a long time. What else is he going to do? I heard that when you lose a lot of weight like that, one of the things that happens, your testosterone levels go up, your sex drive is improved.

I think losing that weight made a child fucker out of Jeff Bezos. Skinny people are child fuckers. Thank you, I've been saying this for years. Subway dropped him like he was hot. Subway immediately pulled out. I keep all of this so I don't get tempted. That's it. I'm the way that I am.

I don't need to cross that fucking line. You know this is on the internet now, you're fucked, right? I make sure to hold... That never goes away. Well, I might be fucked, but I'm not the one fucking, so let's just keep it there. Oh, we all know that. Like, you might be BMI in the high 40s. That's what. You drop below that.

God knows what you'll do. The cravings come over. Yeah, you'll blow the dice with the dark passenger. The dark passenger. So, yeah, Subway completely dropped him. They were like, ah, we don't like child fuckers. They completely dropped him. I think if I were him, I'd turn it around,

and I'd be like, it was those sandwiches. When I was a heavy man, I was more religious and I was more grounded, but all that subway money and those processed meats, they just did something to me. Next thing I knew, I was up to my neck

in child porn, 8 million images, 40,000 hours. I fucked 14 kids. When I was a big fat fuck, I thought about having sex with children twice a day at most. But the other problem is when you're that big, it's harder to catch the kids,

right? I think that was part of it, too. He slimmed down, cardio went up, now he's able to catch himself a child. That's how whole ruse. That's how it works, Kyle? Yeah, you don't lure children into the game. Well, that's got to be part of it.

All right, filthy, do this for me. Imagine that you're a supple 12-year-old boy, right? Your little bubble butt, tiny prepubescent body. Slow down. Tell me more, Kyle. And a big fat slob of a guy comes coming at you, you know, eating a hoagie. You don't want anything with him. Ambling towards you. Yeah, yeah.

Waddling your way, you know, all sweaty. Just breathing deep on you. Pit stains. His breath doesn't sound like sandwiches. The other day for a list of topics, I was really hoping he'd give me something. I didn't realize this is what we'd be coming out of the door with. Go on, go on. I got a couple topics tonight.

It's not just that you can smell his breath. There are bits of sandwiches in his breath every time he exhales. Like, you'd never go with that guy. It smells like those exhaust fumes from Subway. You know when you walk into a Subway you get those exhaust fumes and it smells very distinctly. That's Jared's breath. It reminds me of an old meatball. You ever had like, old meatball

from Subway where it's coming back up, someone's like belting that stuff back up. It's that super fragrant. I saw Woody Wentz. He knows what I'm talking about. How close do you owe your fellow patrons at Subway? Are we mixing pre and post Subway Jared though? Like we've got this big fat Jared that reeks of sandwiches. Well, he was eating the sandwiches when he was fat. All I'm saying is, what? He slimmed down. The sandwiches made him slim. That's the storyline. But there was a period he was eating the sandwiches. And he was fat.

He was still fat, but he was a skinny fat. Yeah, it wasn't until he added exercise to the program that he really lost the weight. But all I'm saying here is that you wouldn't go after that guy, would you, prepubescent, beautiful, filthy? You wouldn't. Hold on a minute. You think the children are being lured in? I don't think it's a luring process. You think he's online making it happen?

No, I think this is a power differential with adults making this happen. I don't think the children are being seduced. That's a good question. Now, I want to ask this. Where were these 14 kids that he picked up? Oh, there's some seduction. There's a seduction process. Can we get a picture of Jared Fogle up?

Let me help. It's not because there's nothing seducing about his face. There totally is. You're out of your mind. Hold on. I think there can be a lying and a kind of manipulation process. But I don't think it's a seduction in the way that one adult seduces another. It's not like a – you're not awakening sexual interest in the child.

I don't think that's what – That's what's happening here. Of course not. Even when he's skinny though, imagine that guy's hot, sticky, sweet onion chicken teriyaki breath. There's not a single picture in here where he looks normal. Look. Imagine that guy's hot, sticky, sweet onion chicken teriyaki breath breathing on you. Is that a single picture in here where he looks normal? Look. He's straining to put on a smile through the child predator vibes that are roaming in his head.

I have no mercy for these, like, idiots. How could you say no to this man? How could you ruin your life like this? How could you say no to the conversation with this man? Now, you want to hear the funniest part about all of this. Of the child molestation, go on. I don't know if there's a funny part. Look right here and I'll show you.

Unfortunately, right as this was happening, Subway was coming out with a game that lets kids play with Jared Fogle's pants. No way. So you had the giant pants. There's an app. They probably removed it right now, but you literally played with Jared's pants. It's called Jared's Pants Game.

Why didn't they make Jared the character, and he's eating the sandwiches, and then he loses weight as the game progresses? Why the pants? I wonder if Jared pitched it, right? If he's like, I've got an idea for a game. We get children in my pants. We see how many we can fit in my old fat pants with me. Hey, put it in the commercial.

This is an old spokesman. Where was he picking up 14 kids? Child prostitutes. I can see Jared's pitch. Like, all right, imagine this. Imagine this, right? I'm standing in my old fat pants. We had a bunch of kids about this tall, right?

In the pants with me. Great game. He was having sex with child prostitutes in New York. They were age two as young as 16, I think, and one or two was 17 or something like that. It seems like

he offered to pay adult prostitutes a finder's fee if they could connect him with minors for sex acts, including some as young as 14 or 15 years old. He's entered this agreement now where he's going to pay 14 minor victims $100,000 each, you know, total $1.4 million. You know, in your typical career arc, your maximum earnings are sometime in your, like, 50s, right? Like, I feel like if you're a, I don't know, a manager or something, in your 50s, that's when you earn the most money. In your 60s and 70s, then people stop wanting to hire you.

And in your 30s and 40s, you're kind of working your way up the corporate chain. How does the earnings arc for a prostitute go? Like if you're 16 years old, are you on top of your game? Is that when your earnings are the highest? Or is there like a slight, right? Because there's certainly a dip. years old are you on top of your game you know is that when your earnings are the highest or is there like a slight right because there's certainly a dip i fear porn that is not at all what question i thought you were going to ask i just wonder where the career goes right like in

porn for example i think this is an area where inexperience might pay right like well the turn the shelf life of porn actresses is supposed to be pretty low right like pretty quick turnover it's a couple years at tops, right? Like you're seeing. I mean, I watched some documentary on this relatively recently that was talking about this. Was it called Hot Girls Wanted? I don't think it was. Okay.

That might have been a different. Maybe, though. Maybe. Was that on Netflix? It was on Netflix. Might have been. I thought you were making a joke for a second. I was just going to naysay the shit out of it.

I saw one, maybe. No, it could have been it. Yeah. But basically talking about how quickly that turnover went went but i don't know if that would be true of prostitutes too i mean you would think that probably youth matters i don't think a 14 year old's getting to keep her earnings definitely not i think that about that i feel like there's a there's a business savvy that comes with it right well you might earn more two three years later but once you're three years in and you've made 80 films, right?

I think 30 a year is a reasonable number. Then, you know, people may be less interested in getting more work out of you. Your library is complete. I doubt those long tail very well. There's just so much new content constantly. Like who's still going back and renting porn from the 80s? Or even watching it? Like, when you see, like, the vintage section on there? It's just fucking weird.

Well, long tail doesn't matter. These people aren't posting videos on fucking YouTube. Like, they get paid for their job, and then they're done. It doesn't matter if it's one view or a million views. Yeah, I don't think they get royalties. Some don't. Again, I'm facing this knowledge most on that documentary, but apparently social media

is actually a pretty big part of their profession. It's building some sort of following and slash name brand of that. I don't know. I don't think they're posting these videos on YouTube, but they are posting to Twitter and Facebook, you know, here I am, this type of shit, right? If you go and

forget porn, go into like, say, a Jared prostitute partner, at 16 years old, you should be able to pull some major bank, right? Why? Yeah, why? Because people will pay a premium for a 16-year-old. I mean, you probably could make a lot of bank by selling the... That's like saying there's a premium for 80-year-olds because it's a niche.

I think you would. You think 80-year-olds pull more money than the 20-year-old prostitute because it's a niche. I think you would. You think 80-year-olds pull more money than the 20-year-old prostitute because it's a niche? As horrible as it sounds, yeah. I think if there's some sick fucker out there who's got an 8-year-old that he's gonna pimp out, I would have... I said 80-year-olds.

There isn't a whole group of people that struggles with the illegal nature of fucking 80 year olds. If you want to fuck an 80 year old, you do what everyone does and you get a job at a nursing home. Yeah. They're out at night. They don't know what the fuck's happening. You can volunteer.

Trust me. There's a higher number of regular functioning people fucking 20 year olds than there are child molesters in the scene. So no, the demand isn't there. I think the demand is there. It's like there's a proportional number of child molesters and regular people picking up prostitutes. Or you would just see a lot more child molestation prostitute rings. I think 16 is legal. Not to, if you're a prostitute, that makes you a child prostitute.

But I don't think that statutory rape is one of your crimes. I think it's a child prostitution. You mentioned that inexperience was better in the porn industry. In the prostitution ring, nobody wants an inexperienced person. That's the running joke. Why do you want 72 virgins? They don't know how to

fucking have sex. Have you never seen Taken? The whole premise was that that rich, crazy billionaire wanted an underaged virgin. He bought her at that crazy auction and had her on his like multi-billion dollar yacht like that guy. You're basing your entire argument off of fucking you. You think they made no that's a real thing.

Taken can be I'm citing yes I'm citing Taken. Yes I am. You learn a lot of lessons from Taken. Hiding under the bed doesn't work so many yeah did you know you can count and listen for the grenade to echolocate how far away you are from somewhere yeah taking a lot of lessons there too taken three even more lessons yeah you gotta watch the trilogy it's really good that's just irresponsible. Seriously, I think... No one's taken and taken three. But at 16 and 17, I think you're only as illegal as the other prostitutes, but your young age... really?

You can't work in Vegas at a legal brothel if you're 16. You're only as illegal as... Like the other sex partners who aren't under the consent laws, like 17 if your partner is no more than two years older than you type stuff. I only know consent laws well in two states, North Carolina and Jersey, and they're the same. And what are they? Because I honestly have no idea what consent laws are. I can tell you. So in those states, at 14, you can consent, but you have to be within four years.

So 14 and 15, you can have sex with up to 18 and 19 year olds and birthday matters, right? So if your partner is like 14 years and a month older than you, no go. But if, you know, if they're four years apart, but they're really like three and a half years apart, you're good to go, right? Does that work backwards? Like a 16 year old and a 12 year old? No, there has to be a critical mass when they shut that down there is and i think it's 14 it might be 13 before you can consent to people within four years of you and then once you hit 16 in either of those states and it's not all of them i know some like west virginia or something you have to be older but um or what was i don't even want to bring up the there was a youtuber

who got hazed for being a pedophile he was in a particularly bad law state but um anyway jersey and north carolina at 16 you can start consenting to anybody like you can do a 30 year old if you want well i'm pretty sure that when you add the prostitution thing in there that everything changes and now you're a child prostitute fucker even though she was 16 and you were 20 or whatever i think the prostitute aspect of it like retroactively i think we're getting well yeah possibly too because i mean there's there's there's legalities with prostitution right well clearly they seem to think very very specific some very very specific locations right so jared's going to prison for for his for his 16 year old

prostitute fucking so yeah must be he had a he had plenty of non-subscribers it's more than four years there right no but at 16 you can do more than four years right just like at 17 you know you can do a hundred year old if you want jordy's like 40 or something so he's going i bet he's frantically trying to gain all that weight back like a disgusting slob and he still goes to subway he's going to get that shit kicked out of nah he'll be fine they'll put him in some sort of protective wing they they won't throw him to the dogs i guarantee it like there's no way they'll throw jared they'll give him something or he'll work

out every day in prison and then come out and like make some sort of other video like i ate subway to become a skinny fat and then i went to prison i ate a I a bunch of ass to gain a hundred pounds of muscle all right that was a good topic right out of the gate I felt like they load I and then thank you to Jared for fucking those kids cuz like you can't make this shit up that's a great topic where would the start of 244 be without you, Jared? Thank you, kids. Thank you. You took one for the team. Do you want to talk about Caitlyn Jenner, also in trouble with the law?

Once again, good. All right, let's give a quick rundown of that, because I know that she killed someone with her car. I think she re-rendered someone. Is that right? Yeah, so back when she was a dude, she got into a car accident, and the person that he hit died. Semi-related, I guess.

He's since had a sex change and became a woman, and now he's facing court vehicular manslaughter. Can't they find Caitlyn Jenner guilty for something that Bruce Jenner did? I don't think so. So he killed someone else, Bruce? Yes. How long is this? Yeah.

How long? Call it six months. Let's look at this thing yeah something like that uh something like that so i'm really heard a lot about this topic goes down because february 7th it was notable because we had not we but the guys here had talked about bruce jenner recently and then like that weekend he got into a car accident they killed somebody and i was was like, PK, curse. I'm looking forward to this. This hearing and everything. When she answers for these charges. Because I really hope there's cameras in the courtroom.

Because if she really gets in trouble and goes to jail, that would be such drama. That'd be great, right? Because then where are they going to put Caitlyn Jenner? Well, they'd have to put her in, like, protective custody. No, they wouldn't put her in a female prison. I wish this all happened when Caitlyn was younger. Like, if this had all happened, but instead of... What is Caitlyn Jenner, like, 67 years old?

Something like that? I don't think that old. No, no way she's that old. She won the... It was the 1980 Olympics, right? Yeah, I think, like, 50 or 60, somewhere in there. I'm looking it up. She is 65.

65, Jesus. Yeah. So she's 65 years old. And if this had happened and this whole scenario, the newly formed woman was like 42 or 32, I'd love to see her go to a woman's prison and rule that shit, right? She'd be a dude in a woman's prison, kinda.

She could fuck people up. They don't do that. You think she's going to a man's prison? No, they're going to send her to a different prison. They'll put her in a special ward of a man's prison. There's a transvestite prison. Now, I think she's going to be in there with regular girls.

She has a penis. No, she doesn't. She had a sex change. That's the thing. That doesn't matter. She's not a cross-dresser. Yeah, as soon as she got her sex change is when she got on the cover of that magazine. You know what?

I'm really glad I'm not deciding that. You know? If you're basing this, are we basing this on physicality are we basing this just on like like gender orientation like i'm fucking glad i'm not the person deciding which person she's going i'm imagining myself fighting like seven to ten like five year olds right and how i could like swing like they'd all try to pull me down and it wouldn't work effectively at all as I broke free and like one punched the children One after another like shanks change that Shanks, yeah, you get stabbed pretty quick

five-year-old ex-athlete who now has a pussy But I'm maude I wanted to Black lunch lady you could make it like a Ronda Rousey prison situation, right? Like this woman would take out several of them. I was thinking that, but then I immediately was like, no, they're all going to gang up on her. There's shanks in prison. She'll die. It doesn't matter where she's going.

I'm pretty sure you don't get chosen to the prison you go to based on your physicality. I bet you if you're some like, I don't know, Olympic weight lifter or something or like even go further. Like if you're an MMA fighter or something Right they don't throw you in a different prison just because you're more physically able to fight the other inmates That's what I'm saying. That's not what they're choosing that on. She's a woman in every regard right now except how she was born and And yeah, that's it. Oh Well, and I think she's a little stronger than and her bone structure is a little manlier Yeah, she's she spent a lifetime and a puberty in particular.

So here's one big obstacle as to why she can't. We keep talking about beating up one another. She now has a pussy and you can't go to a male prison. I don't care how beef and buffy you are like Ronda Rousey. There will be no butt fucking if she isn't. They're going to be doing the same thing they do with every other transsexual that goes to prison. They'll put her in a special ward of a prison Have to yeah people in there

Like when the new black has a post-op transvestite on there, and she is in a prison Why is it you use you just taken to give your point? I'm using oranges Allow it You use Taken to give your point, I'm using Orange is the New Black to give my point. I'll allow it. Sustained. Take it as a major motion film. Orange is the New Black is a notoriously known show that makes millions of dollars. It's a Netflix original based off a real thing. Taken is mythical. It is based off real events. There was a real tranny in that book. Taken is real. That was just Liam Neeson's vacation.

There are cameras there. You're wrong on this one. She's going to a female prison. You're wrong on this one because child prostitutes are worth a lot of money. No, she's not. I'm glad we're going back a topic. Yeah, yeah. Do you actually think she's going to go to prison?

No. Because I don't think so. No, she won't go to prison. So I'm glad we're going back on topic. Yeah, yeah. Do you actually think she's going to go to prison? No. Because I don't think so. I know she won't go to prison. So I've done a little bit of Googling while we were talking, and it appears that you go to your new sex. No way. Yeah, she would just get mixed in with all the other women. Well, you know what?

If you ever thought you were going to get life in prison, immediately go get that sex change, right? I might just take one for the team. Like, I don't know. I'm really happy with the way this dude thing's working out. You mean taking one in the ass? Yeah. Is that what you mean?

See, I'm with you on that front, but I don't want to get stabbed, so I'm not cool with that front of things. At this point, Woody would, like, 80% enjoy it. And I'm going to get... Would the titties alone get me into the female prison? Because that would be a real way to go. I'd immediately get some breast implants. That's the way to go, right? I mean, if it's life in prison, cut it off.

Cut it off? They don't cut it off. They turn it inside out. Like a turkey. Yeah, I know. Like a turkey. Yes. It's just horribly mutilated. Put it down the middle. Turn it inside out. Your Yeah, I know. Like a turkey. Jesus. It's just horribly mutilated.

Put it down the middle, turn it inside out, your dick that is, and then shove it all back into you. And the longer your dick was, the deeper your new pussy is. It's the worst analogy ever. It's like a Chicago-style hot dog. They slit it open and fill it with relish and onions. In Seattle, they put cream cheese in them. They're delicious.

That's disgusting. That's disgusting. I liked it. Cream cheese in what now? Hot dog. Huh, I haven't had that. Yeah, where would you? This is not supposed to go on there.

Cream cheese is delicious. It very well may be delicious on a hot dog, but hot dogs are not delicious. You're just not getting the right hot dog. You need some fancy hot dogs. What kind of hot dogs do you eat, Kyle? What fancy brand? I like the Nathan's I guess.

If I'm getting a store brand, the Nathan's one. I like those. Nathan's are really good. What's the Jewish brand? Hebrew National. Those are really good. What's the Jewish brand? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Nathans. Hebrew National.

Hebrew National. Those are quality dogs. Yeah, I like those too. Yep. Do we need a new topic? God's hand to your mouth. No, we're going to keep hot dog talk going for at least... We can segue from hot dog to lawnmower, from lawnmower to contractor,

and then call it a night. Oh, my head so you guys remember i got shot in the face with that fucking paintball right yeah so that left me disfigured for a couple of weeks and then after that i had like the pimple cost right where now i'm compare that to the holocaust i think it's right and uh so for two weeks i had like a black spot on my lip. As that heals up, I'm throwing away stuff yesterday to prepare the Apex house for sale. And I got stung in the fucking forehead right here. Right where you got shot almost. Yeah, almost in the same shot. I don't know if it was an ant or a bee or whatever as my arms were full.

It knew you were weak there. Say it again. It knew you were weak there. It knew there was a vulnerability. Your face has been under attack for about a month. Yeah, a whole month and a half now. I've just had one issue after another. You didn't get your moisturizer, did you?

I didn't. I can tell you haven't been moisturizing. He doesn't need to moisturize. He's past that hill. No amount of lotion is gonna put him back oh let's see your camera hot shot huh you talking shit behind your your avatar it's easier this way indeed hey josh duggar uh cheating on his wife yeah josh duggar yeah who is that so the duggars are uh i don't watch provincial reality tv

which is a whole new topic we could go to but um they is it 19 and counting is that the name of their show yes we had all those fucking kids yes so they they i guess they're a highly religious couple that believes it's their duty to bring forth as many children as they can or made some money doing that and 19 kids yeah they had an asshole they had 19 kids and now the thing is uh as they got on tv and they just became they're like really christian but they're fucking crazy christian um uh the other crazy christians like huckabee um some of the television evangelist palin likes them too i didn't know that one um they all like start being pro duggar The other crazy Christians like Huckabee, some of the television evangelists. Palin likes them too.

I didn't know that one. They all like start being pro-Duggar. And it turns out it might be the oldest boy, but one of their children, Josh Duggar, did some nasty stuff with his sister, one of their other children. Yeah, when she was much younger. Yeah, like below the panties or inside the panties fondling. It happened several times, and it happened so many times that his family eventually reported him to the police. Wait, when they were both children?

Well, he was an older child. He was like 16 or 17, and the sister was like 8 to 12 or something. I don't know, really young. Yeah, so when he was a teenager, they kind of knew the scoop, though, right? Like, I'll give a 12-year-old a pass on some pretty ridiculous shit,

but when you're, like, 17, you should know not to be fucking fingering your sister. I give him a pass across the board. He's part of a fucking Amish family, basically, with 19 people there. You're going to have some fucked-up kids. That's just going to happen. It doesn't mean you get a pass.

Amish people don't do that normally. I'm also against a pass on that. Yeah. I might see if the parents pass. 19 of them, they get a pass on, you know, abusing their sister? Really? Well, does he? Why?

It turns out, do you want to finish why he's in the news now, Woody? Sure. So while this, like, hyper-religious, holier-than- than now fuckhead telling everyone else how great he is, is fondling his sister and all that shit. It turns out he's been cheating on his wife. He was part of the Ashley Madison like link dump. And how old is this? Sorry, the child or the father? This is the child, but he's an adult now um i don't know how old josh duggar is but i can look him up real quick i saw this meme it said uh it was his picture of course and it said something like um marriage is between a man and a woman and my sister and that lady from

ashley madison i saw that so um so he's 27 now was maybe like 16, 17 when he diddled his sister. And more recently as an adult, he's been cheating on his wife and using Ashley Madison perhaps. I don't know if he had any success there. And when I first heard the story, I thought, let's take a breath and see what the scoop is. Like apparently I have a fan mail account, Woody's Gamer Tag. That thing's on Ashley Madison. I didn't even know that one. I knew Adult Friend Finder sends like a tonamer Tag. That thing's on Ashley Madison. I didn't even know that one. I knew Adult Friend Finder sends like a ton of stuff.

That thing's on every mailing list. But they can tell, I guess, your level of activity because I guess he spent $1,000 on some higher level of Ashley Madison subscription. What? More than once, I think. I think one was a $1,000 payment and another was, I don't want to get my facts wrong, but he might have paid $1,000 more than once i think i think one was a thousand dollar payment and another was i don't want to get my facts wrong but like he might have paid a thousand dollars more than once

to get like the access he needs to do his cheating and ashley madison so this would be a byproduct of his religion here so he's trapped in a marriage he doesn't like type shit do we know anything about this i have no knowledge prior to this conversation about these people at all i don't watch the duggars i have no fucking idea at all i'm just curious i he came out with a statement today and i think he literally said something like like i've been the biggest hypocrite ever uh so he really is owning it but you have to you you sister fucking can i read the statement yeah i've been the biggest i want to hear this now i've been the biggest hypocrite ever while espousing faith and family values i have been secretly over the last several years viewing pornography on the internet and this became a

secret addiction and i became unfaithful to my wife i am so ashamed of the double life that i've been living and i am grieved for the hurt pain and disgrace my sin has caused my wife and family and most of all jesus and those who profess faith in him. Man, that sounds like a PR team wrote it. He eased in with the porn thing, and then he slowly built up and then ends with sin to try and get people back on his side. That was like written by a marketing company.

That was not a sincere genuine apology. This guy's full of shit. And the worst thing about this story is that someone had 19 kids. If you have more than 4 kids, you're an asshole. an asshole but 19 ready bunch is not a group of assholes wait if you have more than four kids you're an asshole that though yeah that's too much unless you like are a farm hand and you need children to bring in the crops like there's no reason in the modern day to have you know six kids i used to want five five was my starting target as children oh my god target

yeah why my manager at the time um he had five kids and i really looked up to him like uh just everything about this guy was perfect like he seemed to have a really good relationship with his wife his wife stayed at home and would homeschool some of the kids, which I didn't understand at the time, but usually like one or two of the kids would get homeschooled and the rest would go to public. And I thought they were just turning out really well. His children were fantastic. Like they were all really well behaved.

They all excelled academically. If it matters, like the whole family was just like exceptionally good looking. And you look at that and you're like, huh, so this is almost a model of perfection. I think maybe five kids would be right. And then I had one and revised my target to three. I can tell you right now. Did you have a second one to revise your target to one again? What happened was when I had my second kid, he turned out to be special needs. And we probably would have had three otherwise, but we were like, this kid's like four.

And so that's when we decided to stop. Well, that guy had a special family because my mom is the second oldest in a family of six kids. And I can tell you that did not work out for all of them. Dude, you should have seen. Some of them succeeded and some of them did not. This guy, he was a Marine or ex-Marine when i knew him like is this a fairy tale he's a marine six great kids he went to the naval academy and then he went to the naval postgraduate school

to get his gamer tag was on ashley madison this is who he met this guy he's a marine he's got a great family everyone's attractive i loved it yeah and like i don't know like he had his pilot's license like that was one of his hobbies um uh he i don't know he just he just seemed to have his whole act together and it was uh the sort of family that you might model your own after and um it just seemed like like he had his own little culture over there like he had his private team and they they were same team, and that was his deal. And I was like, oh, I'd like to have my little team over here. Colt.

That's where you should have cut that off. Yeah, no, he had five kids, and he seemed to do it really responsibly. And, you know, I keep up from time to time. They all seem to be doing well in life. Yeah, but imagine almost quadrupling that amount of kids that's nonsense that's like having to be the parent to a whole elementary school classroom you've got enough for a basketball team and another basketball team a couple bench warmers and some referees and how many of these like how old is this wife were they all from the same woman because if so she hasn't been not pregnant for more than like six weeks since like 1992.

Yeah, I'm pretty certain the same mom had all 92. Wait, wait, wait. I'm not sure about that, actually. Were some of the kids adopted? Oh, well, that's cheating. Yeah, that's trying to boost your number. That's boosting. You can't do that.

Stats betting? Yeah. Yeah, betting your stats. That bothers me too. When people have like six kids and then they adopt a kid from like Vietnam. It's like, what are you doing? Just deal with your own clan at this point. You don't need, you know, Chin Lee in there in the mix. Like just you already have six kids.

Chin Lee, huh? I don't know. I couldn't think lee huh i don't know i couldn't think quickly i don't know if that's the right vietnamese vernacular name issue could be yeah would you say tom chan i'm actually having a hard time hawk chan i guess it would be somewhat in a i'm sorry what are you googling right now i am and i guess it'd be somewhat inappropriate to be like, this is a real kid and this is an adopted kid. It's probably inappropriate if you actually use that terminology

with the children present. Yeah. Real kids look at it that way, though, because it's fucking Lord of the Flies over there. I hate to use it. We're the birthers. We've got to stick together. Fuck those new ones.

I've given this a lot of thought. I wonder if they ever use that as like ammunition. Like five of you are adopted. And if you don't shape up, I'm going to tell you who. It's probably here. It's a pretty long article to skim. And I'm not getting how many. Control F adopted.

At some level, I don't really care. It's a pretty long article to skim, and I'm not getting how many. Control F adopted? Hmm. At some level, I don't really care. There's 19 children. That kind of, regardless of how many of those are adopted, that's ridiculous. Oh, it's cheating if you start adopting some, all right? Like, if they had two regular children. I really hope they're not doing this just for the scoring purposes. They're not, like, you know. They're doing it for TV purposes.

It does feel like that, but weren't they doing it before TV? I want to go somewhere I think they had like to do do they have 17 kids when the show started or something like tell you like we're in a small news all these rent when they had like eight kids and they kind of figure it out like hey if we if we keep this article written about big things on the horizon all of those anymore you don't take many more do you think you can take? It could be just bad education. They haven't really had sex ed. They don't really understand birth control. John and Kate plus eight.

They were on birth control. They're against birth control. They're on birth control. It just says... Was it broken? I mean, they have 19 children. Clearly, they weren't on birth control. It says they avoid birth control, but then it also says...

19 children in like 20 years. The Duggars chose to wait before having children and use birth control pills in the early years of their marriage. One year of their marriage. That's ridiculous. Then they had a kid and resumed using oral contraceptives. But then conceived again despite that miscarriage. Oh, we thought he was supposed to be taking the pill oh they were misusing i had the answer that makes so much more sense michelle has given birth 17

times twice with twins jesus yeah so she's cheating all 19 kids were were birth twins that's like a little xp weekend my mother is a midwife and i bet you by the time you have birth 17, you're pretty fucking good at this. They talk about this, you know, like the first one's the worst and the second one, etc. I bet you by like birth 17, no problem. Like this woman is a pro. She just goes in,

pops it out, done, moves on, next pregnancy. What if they were all C-sections? You think they're C-sections? I doubt it. Her stomach would look like a Django's back You think they're C-sections? I doubt it. I don't think so. I don't think your body would survive. Her stomach would look like Jango's back if she had that many C-sections. How do you spell Caesarian? They use the same scar.

CE. That's, I think, correct? Caesarian? Yeah, I got that for you. Spell Cersei and then section and see if it autofills. I like that. I wouldn't probably use that strategy, but... That guy does know how to Google. That guy being me. C-E-S-A-R-E-A-N.

I did find it, and she has had some C-sections in there. But it doesn't detail how each one was born. You have to. There's no way you have that many kids, and they all come out right. Some doctors if you've had a c-section before they just go straight to the c-section next time around. Yeah yeah it's probably easier and at that point it's like yes you know. They

probably recommended it after a while like you're wearing this thing out we need to just go in through the belly because I'm gonna be able to stick my head up. You know they're wearing that thing out when they conceive 17 times. Yeah. Thousands of times they could have sex. It's nothing like a child coming through, though. 17 kids? I wonder.

There has to be some damage to the woman. Permanent damage, yeah. Oh, that's what they're made for. You should know. Not 17 times. That's not what they're made for, Kyle. It sounds like she's exceptionally well made from the sounds of this if she's successfully carried 17 she's a honda the um damage but there's issues like i remember jackie walking like a duck almost and like like their their joints

loosen up so that their babies can get delivered and stuff depends on how the woman's built if she's got those wide childbearing hips then she can just pop babies out like it like it's nothing that's the deal it's it's it's the constraints of the carriage not necessarily the vagina the vagina is going to do whatever it needs i think the tearing vagina would disagree with you on that statement they usually just cut it down because i feel like you're like two steps away from like arguing that women like having women who have sex are damaging themselves or using themselves

up. I don't think you want to go down that route. They can take this stuff, trust me. I'd say that. But to equate a penis versus a human being pushed through 17 times is vastly different, too. Maybe not your penis. Oh! Oh, Kyle, you scamp.

Where's your video at? Let's just do that. Let's see if your video works. You can't mock me from the shadows. I don't know, Seth. What are you talking about? It just may not work. If you guys want to do that, I'll back out.

I'm all mixed up. What are you pointing at? I understood you were talking to him. I thought you were talking about comparing something on camera here. On my screen, I got Woody here and then Chiz there. And then off to the flanks are Filthy and Taylor. So they're over there at the wings. Chiz, to the viewers, is up in your corner here.

Here? Yes, that's Chiz. Yes, to everyone who is not right now. Woody pointed to the top left. No, Chiz turned the otheriz. Yes. To everyone who's out right now, I'm going to point it to the top left. No. Chiz, turn the other way. Yes. You're below me.

I wish you had somebody down there hiding with a prop arm, and when I punched, the prop arm came up into it. That would be awesome. So many gags. I think that should be Chiz's job next time. I got some mannequin arms. Okay. Filthy, I need you to punch to the side, towards the window.

Towards my window? Yeah. Like that? All right. I don't know how well that worked out. I hope it was okay. I don't know how well that worked out. Because that's kind of a slow punch.

I guess it's flipped on your end but on our screen you both punched the same way and it just looked really silly it should have worked i had it planned out yeah i think something i mean so there's a mirroring happening somewhere happy to oblige you know i don't do this regularly but if you need me to fist the fucking window so be it um yeah oh wait so what we're even talking about what did that guy do again he went on ashley madison and had too many yeah so what happened ashley madison got hacked and the hackers said either shut down your site and stop supporting extramarital affairs it's like the fucking worst like moralist hackers aren't you tired of that shit like i i don't personally need to use ashley

madison but i don't actually care that exists if there wants to be an outlet where people who are so fucking useless in their marriages they can't communicate their sexual desires to their partner have an outlet for that and they want to reach out for that and they have some vicinity to do that do we really need hackers like being all moral about this and rubbing their face in it fuck you like back off like yeah it also is a piece of shit service though like to facilitate the ruining of lives at the same time I'd rather they do that than spend their time hacking things I care about

here's the problem and this works with everything if you say ah it's okay to go after Ashley Madison cause I don't agree with them morally then all of a sudden next time maybe they're going after something like Reddit and then there's a whole other group of people who'll say, like, Reddit.

Isn't that that site where they hate on women and fat people? Fuck it. Let them burn that site down. And you've got to speak up for rights. And I agree with you. Like, I don't like it. I don't like the service. I feel like it's a really dirty kind of skeevy thing.

Like short of an affair. I feel like most people are using it to like get around their uh partners back now if it were a case of people using it if it were if it were like in their commercial even it's like it goes like this it's like the husband finds the wife's account on her ipad he said what's he says what's this and basically they have this conversation where she says we've got all these reasons to stay together but i don't have those feelings for you anymore. Maybe you should make an account.

And he's like, hmm, maybe I will. And that's how they advertise. And in that scenario, I don't care. And it starts off with a lie, though, right? What the hell kind of fairytale use of that product is that? I guess I'm kind of just, I'd have to come down on the side of anything that gives options to consenting adults who have any fucking sexual need they want that they can be found with other consenting adults i'm kind of for so like i can't be against that site just in of

itself yeah you can have some shitty circumstances where one partner doesn't know about it and the other one does and that's a bit of a problem right that's a problem inside the relationship i feel like that's the common use case though i That's the most common use. The way they sell it is it's a marriage or it's an open marriage where one person, they can do this type of thing. That's so the minority though. It's like plausible deniability so they can say, oh, that's what this is supposed to be for. Life is short, have an affair. That's their tagline. I don't care what the commercial is.

That's their tagline. I don't care. What does that affair mean? Their tagline was life is short. No, seriously. What does an affair mean? Are we talking external from your relationship? To me, an affair means

that it's not... It's not consensual? Your spouse doesn't... Is a sexual relationship, romantic friendship, or passionate attachment between two people without the other spouse knowing? Cheating. There it is. I don't like Ashley Madison because I feel like, you know, there, there are two roads you can take, right? One's kind of hard-ish where you need to open up to your partner and tell her what you're looking for and et cetera. And the other's

kind of easiest where you go on Ashley Madison and you find some stranger and they make that easy route even easier. And, uh, you shouldn't just grease the slides towards ruining lives. Sure. And that's what they do. I think we all think it's a dirty thing. I don't know that the burden comes down on Ashley Madison, though, right? They found some niche where they make some money off this and they find some people wanting to do this.

And I don't know that we can step back and say the site shouldn't facilitate that i don't know how far can you take that can you start a cult and be like hey i just so i've got a cult here and i brainwash people and i come them in i get them in they think i'm a god they give me all their money and you know but it's dude it was their choice yeah they could say that that's legal that would be the next level I'm pretty sure that you can do that. I'm not saying it's illegal. I don't think the government shuts you down just because you start a cult. Okay, what about...

I'm making a right and wrong. I shouldn't fucking be there in this cult because this is a waste of my time. I'm making a right versus wrong argument here. And the cult, illegal or not, I'm not sure. But it's certainly immoral. And Ashley Madison, certainly immoral. They're providing a service that ruins lives. That's an opinion.

And I don't think he should be legislating morality. I know what's moral or not. We're not talking about legislation. You know what's moral for you. I don't know who's arguing that we need legislation against Ashley Madison. We were arguing whether or not Ashley Madison was good or bad. You were arguing whether or not these hackers were doing a good or bad service.

I think you can't say it's good or bad in general. I think you can say good or bad based on the circumstances, good or bad. And for me, for my personal morality, that comes down to consensuality, right? So when it is the girl or the guy going behind the other person's back and fucking their relationship, that sucks. That's really bad. For my morality, that'd be negative. But if you look at at it this is a site to facilitate sexual encounters between

a consenting adult i don't give a fuck what the relationship is if they're in a relationship and they go we're husband and wife and we want an external outlet for sexuality more power to them but the reason that we're having a problem with it is because it's not espousing to just be a way for consenting adults to hook up with each other. Because if that was their business model, they would do that. There's already hundreds of sites like that. They're preying on people who are in this situation trying to exploit the bad feelings that they're having about their current relationship.

So it shouldn't be illegal. Their information shouldn't have been spilled out there. But it is kind of a piece of shit service as far as ruining lives. Well, see, what's the difference between using Ashley Madison and using tinder which is just a hookup app it's because there's anonymity and skeetiness with using ashley madison because they propagate filthy's arguing against points that nobody's making he's saying i don't think it should be legislated yeah no one here said that and you know you're like well i think that if there's consenting adults in a marriage and they want to do this, then they should be able to.

Yeah, everyone knows that. But the point is Ashley Madison is marketing and actively going after people who are thinking about whether or not they should make a terrible mistake and ruin a family. These people are on the fence about it. And they're just pushing them off the edge, pushing them over the edge by greasing the slides to a bit. I don't feel like I get pushed off the edge by advertising or by people suggesting this. I think you're particularly sensitive. You're not on the edge, that's why.

But it puts you in a marriage that's whatever so many years in. If I want to cheat on my girlfriend, I don't need a site to go do that, right? And the fact that I have a site that makes it easier doesn't do anything except for the fact that I've already made the decision in my mind and now I have an outlet for that. And I don't think you should legislate or hack, which is the initial topic of the conversation, right?

Well, that's like saying I don't need – I don't think you should hack that point for that because it doesn't make any sense. I don't need to buy toe clamps, bad example, a MacBook Pro, and this. But because it's so easy and I get two-day free shipping on Amazon Prime, I spend a lot more money. That's Amazon's business model is because it's so easy and quick that you buy shit you don't need. Yeah. And then they'll advertise right on the porn sites to catch you when you're in that most vulnerable state, right? So here you are, you're this guy, you're unsatisfied in your marriage, you're jerking off. And then Ashley Madison says, why are you jerking off? You could be fucking these girls. That's their marketing

strategy. That doesn't sound evil to me. That just sounds like they know what the fuck they're doing. I think that you're particularly sensitive to this one, but I don't think it's any different than any of the millions of other companies that do the exact same thing. You don't think Gatorade wants to appeal to you when you're

thirsty? Right, that's true. Countless marriages lost. They're facilitating a process, true. But I don't think that makes them evil. They can facilitate the process as much as they want up until it becomes a legality thing. I got nothing against Ashley Madison, even though I think that doing that is wrong. But it's not for me to judge them. It's your personal morality, you make your decisions, and fuck it. We don't need to legislate or hack the site. Let's say hypothetically I went next level. Hold on. Let's say that I ran a site that taught you to murder your rival, right? Here it is. You might not know anything about being an assassin right now, but I'm gonna coach you on this thing. Use a

knife because it's so much easier to just wipe your fingerprints. There's no things on every cartridge. Whatever. I don't even know how to assassinate someone very well, but let's say that I take you through the process of killing someone and not get caught, right? You just facilitated someone's criminal act. Yeah.

It's a revenge-based here's how to murder someone that you don't really like thing. I don't really like thing. I don't think you could say, that site's fine, really. I don't feel pushed over by the edge on this. No. Seriously? I am greasing the slides towards helping you commit murder.

I don't think that's fair. I would come down to the other side. Yeah, I got no problem with that website. Those websites exist. Yeah, they exist. Those websites for committing suicide or other things like this, right? There's stuff out there to facilitate shit that I would be very much personally against. And my personal morality would say, don't fucking touch that shit. But I don't think we should be cracking down on sites like that.

I think that oversteps our boundary. Now you're back on the legislation thing. No one's talking about that. When he says cracking down, I think he means just saying they're evil and wrong. Nobody is saying that this should have been hacked, and nobody is saying that it should be legislated. We're talking about the morality of the company facilitating and tempting people into something that can potentially ruin the lives of themselves, their partner, and potentially children. If you're against that morally, you go, well, there should be repercussions for that. Bullshit. And my whole point is that I'm not against this morally i think that this would personally be

what i wouldn't want to do but i don't see any reason to be enforcing my morality and other people and i don't think we need to be worried about these sites for that yeah no one's talking about enforcing it and you keep going back to it and it almost seems like a not fair debate tactic you know you you just straw man straw man straw man you're constantly on this i'm against laws that say this or i'm against hackers being active we all are we all are against that so that's not an issue but perhaps it's the whiskey and i have been drinking a little bit of conversation but i guess i'm missing then the point you're making for this i felt i felt like you were saying you're against these but you're not what are you saying i'm against it but that doesn't mean that i want to enforce repercussions on people who do it i'm just saying

i think less of these people you know i i think less of companies like ashley madison am i glad they're if you if i feel like i can root for it without here's okay if you're making a decision on whether the stuff was released or not, do you think it should have been released? No, I don't think so. We are all in agreement here. I don't know why we're doing this circle jerk. We all agree it's morally wrong.

But I want to say this about the suicide thing. If I had a site that taught you how to commit suicide right that like helped you increase your odds of success on this this is your painful way to just end your life and then i started marketing it towards where you find people that are low at the time right maybe on tumblr where they're on their like support group you know whatever and then i just start infiltrating support groups with pro suicide. Here's how to do it quick and easy successfully.

Um, that'd be a pretty bad thing to do. I don't know. I'm with Kyle on this. I think very, very anti-suicide. And I think, I mean,

if you want to kill yourself, kill yourself. Like, like, like it's your life to live or not live. That's the point that I hold, too. That comes dear to me, right? Like, this is my life, and I will do what I want. I don't like anyone telling you what I can do in any fucking scenario

as long as it's not affecting someone else. Just stay out of business. I hear where you're coming from, and I like that. I want to cheat on my wife and then kill myself. With the same website, god damn it. What would that be called? it would be called ashley madison what would it be called what would be the name fuck and fuck it i love it exactly yeah you know and right you look at that you go like holy fuck this website's bad news but i don't think we should be doing it but there's like some fucking shit tards are going to be using that website there's an aspect of me that is like counseling by nature right that's wired to help and be kind and that guy says you know what

from time to time we all get a little sad i don't think you're making the right decision and i bet that you'll come back and look at this later and and agree that i was right but are you thinking then that ashley madison's advertisement then is pushing past like recruiting people who are already there and instead looking to convert people who aren't there to this. Of course they are. That's what advertising is. Right. Nah.

I bet. I wish there were a survey that was something like, you know, have you cheated prior to signing up for your Ashley Madison account? I'd like to know that because I bet like 70% of the dudes who signed up for these accounts and women, I bet I'd love to see the demographics on that. I bet they're public now. But I bet a lot of these people were cheating before. Cheated or considering.

I bet you if you add that component into it. Because I don't think you go to a – especially the way that Ashley Madison is marketed. I don't think you'd go there if you weren't considering that already, right? It's not like a surprise. You didn't stumble across it and go, oh, shit. Oh, wow. This is really interesting. I bet this really applies to me.

You start with the fucking process. I disagree there. What if you're working 60 hours a week in an unfulfilled marriage? You just don't have time to go out to bars to start an affair traditionally. So you see that ad and you're just inquisitive. You look in there, see what it is, and then it does facilitate you doing that. I'm not saying that different situations are different. We've already established that, and then it does facilitate you doing that. Not saying that it's, you know, different situations are different. We've already established that, but I do

think that that definitely happens. That's why it's an online service. For $19, they had a full deletion package where they would completely delete your account and all your records. And they will take your $19, but they won't fully delete your records. Nope.

It's all out there. They don't delete your records. They just make them invisible to the users. They keep delete your records. Yeah, exactly. Really? It's all out there. Yeah. They don't delete your records. They just make them invisible to the users. They keep all your shit. Oh. It's fucked up. That's like they're saving them for blackmail later. Exactly.

No one else can fuck you, but we can. It's true. That's the only reason to do it. The hackers said that something like 96% of the people on the site were men. Does it surprise me? That's not surprising. Yeah. I was surprised.

If a woman wants to cheat, she just goes out and is in a bar for 15 minutes. It's easy for a woman to cheat. Okay, that makes sense of it for me. Here's why. You probably think, yeah, women are more desirable. It's easier for a woman to get laid. That's probably what you thought, but that's not all there is. There's more to it than that. Men are more likely

to be like, fuck it, I don't care, and sleep with a married woman than a woman would be to likely to be like, fuck it, I don't care, and sleep with a married woman than a woman would be to be like, eh, fuck it, I don't care, and sleep with a married man. It's much more difficult for the married man to go out and have an affair. Ashley Madison was providing a wonderful service to almost 40 million men. 40 million? 40 million? Wasn't it like, was it 28 million or 38 million? I can't say.

I think 28. I need that as a proportion. What's the number of men in the US right now? Do we know? Something like 160 million. Yeah. Jesus. Seriously? It was 40 million men and 160 million men in the US?

One in four. I'm sure it's not just a US service. No, it's not. Oh, that's interesting. Very popular site. Yeah, I guess. It's probably better than Tinder, huh? Like I feel like, dude, DTF.

Obviously, I didn't date in the Tinder era. We had three kids. They don't care. I didn't either. Tinder seems, like, really neat. Sounds really good, doesn't it? Yeah, just that swipe left, swipe right thing. Like, you can seriously just approve and disapprove like a dozen when how many choices

are there when you have like if i were to just fire up a hypothetical 20 year old college student me was it was just a pop on tinder is it location based is that yeah it's location based so if you were on a college campus but you are a you'd be a young male so there would be such a preponderance of your demographic you probably wouldn't get much attention. I don't know if Kyle's ever done it, but I have friends who have used it, and they say it's just, for the most part, a sausage fest, and the girls they have met from it are mainly gross. Scott runs that shit.

Scott runs that shit and gets so much pussy, it's outrageous. He used to use plenty of fish. We travel from city to city, and it seemed like when he used to use plenty of fish uh we traveled from city to city and not it seemed like when we go to a major city there was usually a girl there that would like to meet me um for some reason or another and so i never really had a problem finding ladies uh if we were traveling around we traveled a lot to all the major cities driving around road trips but scott you know didn't really have a million people on his facebook or anything so it was a little more difficult for him so he'd hop on plenty of fish, and I'd watch him.

He'd be over there fishing. He'd do it fast, and he's copy-pasting the same lines, just boom, boom, boom, picture, picture, picture, boom, boom, boom, hitting dozens of women as we're getting close to the town. He's looking 150 miles into our future, and he's hitting on those women. He's looking forward to tonight. I don't know whether to be extremely impressed or a little disgusted or both, miles into our future and he's sitting on those women. He's looking forward to tonight. I don't know whether to be extremely impressed or a little disgusted or both because I mean

in some sense the dating game is that, right? It's a numbers game. You meet the fucking people and sooner or later you meet someone you're compatible with. They like you. You like them. Fair enough. You can do that electronically and do that 10 or 100 times more efficiently. Should we judge? At least. At some level I think not.

I don't know. I'm impressed. You get to control everything about it. It seemed really impressive to me to watch him operate plenty of fish. And he'd be fishing, and he'd often reel one in that night. He'd have some at the hotel or something. Provided there's no deception, I think this is just pure wonderfulness. Yeah, no deception. Yeah, right? Yeah. It seemed like there wasn't a lot of catfishing going on last time he was talking about Tinder. What is catfishing? When someone goes in there and pretends to be a hot chick just to, like, fuck with you or be lame and, like, I don't know, jerk off to, like, pictures of you maybe. Like, I don't know.

And some people catfish for their own sexual pleasure. People catfish just for shits and giggles. All of the above, you know what I mean? But, yeah, I've seen him be incredibly effective with tender over the last year so this was good you know pka Dan I just gave away a shame that guy was incredible at plenty of fish as well he'll be hopeful I'm glad thanks Dan you're welcome Dan I mean to say anyway he he would have like five girlfriends at a time, and he would often do things just to focus on his brand, right? Like he's like, all right, this weekend I'm going to go hiking up Grandfather Mountain.

It's like a trail and campsite or whatever in North Carolina. And he'd take pictures, and what he's really doing while he enjoys hiking, like on a scale of 1 to 10, hiking is like a 6 for him. Like he likes it just fine. But what he's really doing is he's working on the brand and he's padding his staff padding his plenty of fish resume i'm damn i go to these wonderful places yeah you could too exactly like we're getting photos of him in the dominican republican stuff and like surfing he's like yeah it's all part of the brand these surfing shots are good i see the surfing shots to my trained eye and be like that's not impressive surfing girls like that but they don't know what the fuck good form or bad like they don't know the style

they don't know shit right dance on their this is regular dating what you're describing what you're talking about is regular dating in the digital age right yes you over exaggerate your your your benefits and you under exaggerate your flaws surprise surprise. This is reality This is people displaying themselves, right? Worse than they are right now fair had a big article about About tinder and sites like tinder recently they felt like it was the sorry miss the site Vanity fair and they like it was at the destruction of dating like they felt like it was a horrible thing that people were Because they feel like it and apparently the numbers dating. They felt like it was a horrible thing that people were doing.

Because they feel like, and apparently the numbers support, that it's really just a hookup site. That there aren't that many people finding long-lasting relationships. There's just a lot of people. As opposed to reality? You think most of the relationships that people engage in are long-term relationships versus hookups? I wouldn't agree with that. I would say that this is a numbers game, period, right?

You encounter people. You rate them to some degree. They rate you to some degree. You're looking for compatibility, and most times you're not compatible with people. I agree with you. It is a numbers game. This Tinder, it just increases the numbers exponentially.

Which is fucking fantastic. It used to be like this, right? You go to wherever you are where the women are, you have to approach the manual bar it's just like the carding system back at the old libraries you had to open the drawer go through those little index cards pull me i remember doing that i remember going to bars and walking up to random girls and talking to them that was part of life right unnecessary now all right here it's just boom boom boom boom boom boom you could do a thousand of them in an hour and you you just do a numbers game like every time they would do it and and by the time we got to dallas or miami or

or dallas or wherever there would be a dozen women for him to choose from he'd narrow it down to three who were serious and he'd meet at least one of them isn't technology fucking amazing it is the i wonder if it like spreads stds or if there are like stats on that that'd be interesting technology that too they're called yeah the app tracks that as well that's that's tinder plus you have to pay for that i think philby has it wrong i pre-internet people really did date a lot looking for a long-term hookup looking for a permanent like yeah they were trying each other on to see if marriage was a good idea marriage rates really are on the decline they that story about being in ocean city and like a different girl every night and like like like where you got a point you guys ask them a kissing like rubbing nose

i imagine like a thousand hand jobs like like yeah 1974 the year of the hand job take this away because we're ready there's five of us talking right five dudes talking about this in the context of that forget the fucking forget the agenda for a second and look at that as talking about sexuality being human beings who consent to this and are trying that on. Like for me, I think that's a great thing, right? Like that's been so fucking awesome that people are able to quickly and efficiently

use technology to shift through making interpersonal relationships. How good is that? That's fucking great. Yeah, I like that a lot. And I also like the profile thing a little, like it's kind of nice for me to know without even having to engage and put forth a lot of effort to say, hey, this is what I'm all about. That you're a liar.

Yeah. Even Dan's questions that are major when you're considering a partner. Like, if you could just get, like, you know, on the profile, you've got, like, a basic description. Looking through that will subtract, like like maybe 50% of the possible applicants right and you wouldn't have known that right away if you'd approached them you might have walked up to that woman and like paid for her drinks and complimented her and lied to her and you were

fake friends and all this shit and then you but you could have looked at her profile and seen that she has like four kids at home and like she has like this whole awful rocky side of her life that you don't even want or or turn around and her you know her profile says her favorite candidate's palin you know like you know what or like whatever happens tomorrow you can you can easily look at easy marks i think her profile like maybe she's a hardcore, like, you know, religious nut.

Like you never know. You need to pre-qualify people. And I feel like that's the coolest part about it. Pre-qualifying is unquestionably great. I love that. Hooking up, that's questionably great, I think. Not necessarily bad. I'm just not sure it's good.

You know? No, it's great. No, it's good. But it's also like it's not, you shouldn't exaggerate to be like, oh we're, it's improving interpersonal relationships. It's like, no, there's a difference between having a real interpersonal relationship with someone and having an internet provided two day

fuck buddy. I don't think it's taking anything away though. No, it's not taking anything away. Where did you meet your girlfriend? Who you love and you've been with and you've moved in with. Where did you meet her? Grindr. What is Grindr? Well, then we have some more questions.

It's the gay dating. I just want to know about your girlfriend. Is that Plenty of Fish? Why should you meet her? That's a hook. That's a Plenty of Fish competitor, right? What the fuck is Grindr? It's a gay dating app.

I think it's the same thing as Tinder, but Grindr. It's based off of Grindr. It It's like hey, we're gay. We want a bone you get an alert someone near you also Now Grindr is a shit show what my one of my gay friends I won't say one of making it sound like I'm cultured my gay friend Now they know you're talking about me me he would use grinder and it's like all my guy friends who use tinder like it was not at all what kyle described but they're you know not as fetching as he is and so they would just like every once in a while get something through tinder for grinder he any time he wanted within like 20 minutes he could go find a dude just just to bang like it's it's a shit show But this is the joke you hear whenever you talk to gay populations versus talking to like heterosexual populations, right?

You talk about you talk to gay males. They're like we like to fuck Yeah, this is what happens when you talk to gay males, right? Like they talk about that, right? So we're looking at you know Not necessarily anything different except the sexual drive that based on the come the people who are compatible for that so good for them I'm jealous in some ways. There's no courting another gay gentleman into being like oh third date should we fuck? Well possibly could be but like in a sense it's just like what is the goal behind what you're looking out for? If you're looking out for a fuckfest and you find that great.

Stern did a whole thing about Grindr and I've seen I think Conan did a thing maybe too but yeah it seemed like it was a complete fuckfest, but I'm sure if you wanted to like, I'm Pete and I'm 40 and I'm looking for someone to settle down with and I want to go on a date first and blah blah blah, I'm sure that crowd is there. But I don't think that's how Grindr works. Tinder works like that, or you could use it like that, but Grindr I think is literally, someone's in my proximity and wants to, is down to fuck.

How about Grindr Chiz? Let's see how many hot guys are near you Yeah, oh, please just do it. It's so you're in LA. I'm not in LA. I thought you were in LA No, I'm not in LA. I don't know We should look at the most was the most rural right now and then do it from there Kyle person whose most rural should I'll wait. Yeah, it's Kyle. Yeah That would be interesting. Yes. Are you going to make a Grindr profile right now, Kyle? I don't think you should offer

to hook up because I think that would be disingenuous. Oh, now we're worried about more out like you. It just seems like... Don't leave them on, Kyle. Not fair to them. Come on. This is about consent. Not sure how much this I can show because it is a mature app and

immediately there's all kinds of... I guess I didn't understand. This conversation generally shouldn't be adult here. This should be mostly... I can't show any news. You're trying to keep this G-rated. I didn't understand. I'm so sorry.

Are all the buttons on the app like cocks and balls is that what you're clicking on like what do you what's too mature to show did he go to your grinder can you try your camera taylor i'm feeling lucky you want me to try please i'm feeling lucky watch him he's just been so solid for like an hour yeah an hour yeah over an hour now. Come on, big money. No whammies, no whammies. Alright, so... Nice, nice. Can you see me? Yeah. It looks like he's... It shows all the dudes that are

near you. And then, apparently, as you scroll down, they're further and further away. What's the closest one? Because you're rural. I have to make an account to see it. Yeah, we thought you would. Yeah, I thought you would. Woody's already on enough mailing lists.

Just pop that in there. Watch it and be like, you've already signed up with the... I probably have. There was a time when Woody's Gaming Tag would just get taken on everything from Adult Friend Finder to PlayStation to whatever. Yeah, both your names were taken on the Reddit. friend finder to playstation to whatever yeah

both your names were taken already taken that'd be so fucking impressive kyle's face riveting i don't even know what's happening but looking at kyle's face right now this is glorious i'm signing for the account you don't need any uh i um like you don't have to like go and like do an email confirmation thing oh you confirmed with Facebook smart smart it's shared right now on his profile hope not like 52 Kyle just got a shit packed in so far so good Taylor yeah I know fingers crossed I'm looking at what the show is going to look like and I'm off to the side and taking more screen than I deserve

but it's the best idea I had I prefer it's funny it's such a social thing so 10 miles oh I see most of these guys are in athens it looks like so they're like 40 minutes away college kids yeah but like i don't know just by the name of some of these profiles i can't show you like what i'm looking at now this guy's

profile is big dick here's floppy i feel like i feel like i shouldn't show their faces because they're like their faces don't show their faces can we get some dick pics in here here's a big dick here's floppy balls Here's cuddly for twinks Again you what you went with the gay app right? Yeah here's I Don't know how to like Don't don't even risk it. What are gonna show well that's a girl i hope it's a girl looking

for someone to go shopping with a very convincing woman that my friends is a catfish well they're doing it wrong then why are you on fucking grinder yeah it's not a catfish because it's all made to go no but i mean her that's not a cat i because- Because it told me to go! No, but I mean her, that's not a catfish. I would consider that a trap. She's totally being fake. That's not a real person. That's what I'm saying. But I don't think there's any gay guys that were like, caught by that.

Like, why would a straight man be on Grindr? With the exception of you. No, isn't Grindr for gay guys and gay girls, right? Oh, is it? No know it's all dudes it's like like this whole thing is like the the front page well there's some fucking psychology study too right they looked at they looked at uh girls approaching guys for sex and it was something like 75 of guys said yes and like the other 25 were were basically like, I can't right now, but I'd like to later.

And you look at the opposite flip of the gender, and it's 0%. So it doesn't surprise me at all. There's a guy who did a YouTube video where he asked maybe 50 girls just for sex. He's like, hey, I'm new in town. Maybe you'd like to have some sex. He got one.

He got one. It was shocking. Was he really good looking? She was good yeah she's okay he was average i suppose um and he was hitting on them so directly like it was like you know it'd throw anybody off but he did like 50 american women 50 european women and i think it was a european woman who said yeah if i remember correctly she was like yeah we're talking sex differences here right you look at sex differences you look at you know like for example you know i know from my my master's thesis when i was writing this shit that for example the cost of sexually transmitted diseases is higher in women than it is in men in other words biologically if you look at the the reproductive outcome in terms

of your survivability as a as a gender it's more it's more cost costly for a woman to engage in sexuality than it is for men. I've read that they're over three times as likely to get pregnant as well. Over three times. I'm going to take the over. Yeah, over three times. Sorry, I missed what state you were in again? Missouri.

Missouri. Tough one there, Taylor. I'm really curious. How is that relevant to whether men or women get pregnant? Oh, in Missouri, some guys. He was arguing men versus women's pregnancy and I just got... I just wanted to hear where he was from.

How do they do it? Is it like that Schwarzenegger movie? Fuck! Do you guys want to take the political test? I do, but I got to pee so goddamn bad. Can I run and do that? Bring the camera and you're alright. You just went on Grindr and now you got to go to the bathroom.

We all understand. We know what happened. You're going to sub-site the individuals. Are you a two minute guy or a seven minute guy? I was already getting a message and my profile didn't have a picture or any information on it. It was just as blank as it gets

and a thing popped up and it was like hey so I uninstalled that real quick and what a surprise surprise surprise guys like the fuck you like the fuck absolutely who does problem. I feel like if we could just figure out the perfect fake vagina, then we just wouldn't need them anymore. Wait, hold on. Before we continue this conversation, is this part

of the sponsors again? Do I need to put a long one on? I don't think they ever gave me any actual money, so I'm not going to kiss their ass anymore. Or their dick-sucking machine. Although it does do a good job. That's funny to think about. Didn't they really sponsor us?

Yeah, of course they did. I was wondering if you were still doing sex. Best dick-sucking machine of all time. It really does do a good job. It's just not to the level that you would replace a woman completely. What I was going to say is there's a floating Autoblo 2 somewhere in Idaho right now. Taylor has moved

states into that. The farmer is fucking the shit out of it. Better than a sack of potatoes, my friend. You'd have to microwave it. I like to think it's being shared amongst some very large family, right? Like the Duggars have it.

Maybe if they did, there wouldn't have been some molestation They have those like those doll things or whatever they sign and and pass them around the United States and take pictures with them and stuff. Like Flat Stanley. That's it. Flat Stanley. I pictured that with Taylor's Autoblow 2 that he never got. Just one guy uses it, mails it off randomly. They never empty or clean it.

I can't. Honestly, I'm not an expert here, so I just really can't chime in past that. But I have an image now So thanks to that. Yeah, it's like that movie sisterhood of the traveling pants Just everyone gets a turn gives you powers be a great parody. All right, I'm gonna try and set out of it Yeah, so we're going to choose these answers together to see if we can all agree on a Candidate I'm gonna be answering these answers together to see if we can all agree on a candidate. I'm going to be answering to get the one, the only Trump.

Oh, that's what you're trying to pay for. You're not, you're doing it wrong. No, no, I shouldn't be trying. Okay, disregard that. I definitely won't be doing that. I don't think you'd be able to do it anyway. I feel like it's not so easy considering he's got a lot of democrat tendencies he might end up getting standards his democratic tendencies he does yeah it's the one thing they keep fighting him on like every cam he used to be a democrat i thought it was because he was

and used to was a couple years ago i don't want to judge ahead of time let's let's play with this this app yeah it'll tell me what i need to know i don't think he's as any ist as people want to believe just because he's doing his damnedest to get attention and he knows what comments will get attention and so he's just getting a lot of attention wasn't it i'll give him that yeah yeah it's like 10 times better seeing your face taylor when we're talking by the way yeah i'm pretty cute it is that i think oh i don't know i feel like i've seen you on tinder scary no the beard looks not scary it's not welcoming it makes me think you have an axe hidden somewhere in your room well i wouldn't

not have an axe hidden somewhere in my room now Well, I wouldn't not have an axe hidden somewhere in my room. Now, why are you guys sitting in the dark? Well, I don't have a light. Okay, now you haven't had a lightbulb in your light for nearly a year now. Why would I ever put one in? I don't like those. I have no reason to work. Some people put lightbulbs in their lights

so that they can see in the dark. But I don't need to see anything that isn't on these monitors. Chiz only reads by candle. Or whale oil. Oh, my God. Wow, he literally has a whale oil candle there. Can I see your candle?

I was doing the layout and such. For everyone on the way to work, Chiz is holding up a candle. What scent is that? It's popcorn. What is wrong with you? I was burning fresh popcorn. We already talked about this. You want the smell of breakfast.

It smells great. Not burnt popcorn. It smells like popcorn. Freshly popped popcorn. Oh, speaking of popcorn, who is the biggest movie chain in the United States? Is it Regal? Regal. Are they going to start searching bags and purses now? I read that.

So they had two shootings in there. Cavity search for popcorn? They did two shootings, and they felt like they needed to do that to keep their people safe. And I have wondered if they're like, you know, we can catch a lot of free M&Ms and food. We're disguising it like this. Yeah, it's funny.

On kind of a surface level, you might be like, no, that's unreasonable. But my immediate assumption is Woody's probably right. There's no way they would do that just for safety's sake. That's what I thought first. I didn't even think about the gun thing. Like, I didn't read into it or anything. But when I saw that, I thought, oh, they want to stop people from smuggling and food in losing those profits and stuff like that Because you're gonna have a gun on you probably if you you know if that's what's stopping you now is being your bag searched

You'll have it on you like many people do What shooters will do is they'll hide their gun at the bottom of the bag and put a couple of decoy Like Twizzlers at the top so they're like oh now i want to show up and be like you're not losing money on this you don't even sell cheeseburgers both kyle and woody have concealed uh carry permits right so do we just out of curiosity do i i mean not and i'm not i know the obvious like fucking look out of this would be like oh oh, Filthy's trying to make the connection between concealed carry and dangerous. I'm not. I'm really not. I'm just kind of curious. So the people who are doing these shootings, do we have any knowledge of those people who are doing these shootings and then the percentage of concealed carry versus that?

Are any of these concealed carries or no? Not at all? I don't know. concealed carry versus that? Are any of these concealed carries or no? Not at all? There was one that was a concealed carry. It was an old retired sheriff's deputy who shot a guy in a theater in an argument. But as far as these mass shootings,

the statistic that I see thrown out there the most often is that concealed carry owners have fewer bad shoots than police officers by percentage. I had no idea. I'm not trying to make that connection.

It's one of those things where people have to go a couple of steps into this. You get fingerprinted and you go through a couple of rigmaroles. If you've done that, you're probably an okay guy and you know how to handle the thing and you're not just going to do something crazy also it feels like it really puts you on the radar too right like it if you have any intent of committing a crime concealed carry is not for you you know right because it identifies you directly to authorities that you have a weapon

exactly yeah yeah you know like that weapon is probably associated with you you definitely have your fingerprints on file at the local sheriff's office, so that's not a good thing if you're looking to commit a crime. They, yeah, and concealed carry, criminals don't get concealed carry license. No, they don't even buy a gun and register it, typically. Yeah, it's not the route you go. Do you guys want to take this thing? Yes.

Let's do it. All right, so if you look in the chat and you scroll up a little bit, you'll find I side with. I'm going to take this along so I can read the questions. We're doing this as a group, right? The whole point is debate, right? For the audience, one way we could have done this

is we each take it like five times separately and just sort of look at what we got. But more fun is to figure out the PKA collective hive mind and argue for our positions. And some of these will probably go super simple. We agree on a lot of stuff. And some might not.

So we've deliberately been drinking ahead of time. So this is going to help this, right? Yeah. It should. You'll be able to argue much stronger. Yes. Stance on abortion. By the way, Woody. By the way. bit different. You'll be able to argue much stronger. Yes. Stance on abortion. By the way, Woody.

By the way, click, by the way. Hold on, hold on. You don't have to notice. You're not just picking the point. There's a slider next to every question where you move it. It says how important is this to you, and you move most, more, some more, in the middle, less, and least. There's two parts of it. Okay. Pro-choice, pro-life, or something else? This is take the quiz.

I'm sorry? This is take the quiz. Okay, filthy. Listen up. Sorry, mate. We are all going to debate, and I will fill in the answers. Okay. But to get the questions, we've clicked them. Yeah, you just go to the thing that takes the questions.

If you'd like to look at the questions, then you can. Yeah, okay. So click on iSide with, oh, I see. Take the quiz. Click there, and you'll see the same questions I have. Okay, okay. Perfect, perfect. What is your stance on abortion?

So let's first off get the answer out. I'm going to say pro-choice. Is anyone here arguing the opposite? Oh, wait. Opposite? No. I prefer the term anti-life, but I understand. Okay, okay.

Now, on a scale of one to five, how important is this? With one being the least, correct? Right. I'm going to say one. Chiz? Four. One is least? One is least.

Yeah, four. Most. More, sorry. Five. Kyle? Four. four what is least one is least yeah four most or more sorry five kyle four i'm gonna say four two and fill these so let's go four we had three fours a five and a one that's good okay yep um do you support legalization of same-sex marriage straight yes is all around yes yep yes uh how important is you one to five i'm gonna three it uh it's one now because it's already legalized um but that it's a president is it oh that it's stay legal yeah four four so we got two fours and a and two i'm gonna say four so we got three fours

two fives we'll for it right fair enough Should a business based on our religious beliefs be able to deny service to a customer? No No, no no think about how it's worded should a business based on religious beliefs be able to deny service to a customer This is like when they don't want to bake a cake for a gay wedding That's silly, but this is also freedom of religion. No, not give a fucking shit. What if my freedom of religion says that I don't want to bake cakes for black people? It's your right.

Really? On a legislative way? Yeah, that's a really shitty thing to do, but it is your right to do shitty things. That's the thing. It's a freedom issue to me. I think it's shitty, right? I'm with Taylor. He couldn't have said it any better.

It's a horrible thing. You shouldn't be prejudiced against people, et cetera. But I also don't like the government getting in the business of compelling you to do shit. Right. Like if you swapped out the religious beliefs thing and just said, like like should a business be able to die in service to a customer? Like we're getting hung up on the religious thing. It's a private business and the religious part protects their rights to do that. So is it shitty? Yeah, but they should be allowed to do that. Yeah, I think maybe they should because in this day and age with social media and everything, if a company is like, yeah, I'm not baking cakes for Muslimlim people because that's against my religion whatever it may be people that's going to get tweeted it's going to be trending and nobody

will support that business and they'll be their own undoing it's like it'll naturally fix itself i think and yeah i just don't like the idea of the government getting involved even if it is a really shitty thing what if the muslim man wanted you to repair his airplane? Then, as a businessman, I own a private airplane repair business. Yes, yes. You're a co-owner of an airstrip, yeah? Well, I'd absolutely say yes, because I don't think that there's a lot of customers in the airplane repair field.

So probably yes, I'd fix any and all. It says Delta on the side of the plane and he seems shifty. He seems shifty? He could be telling me the whole plan and I'm just like, hey, have you seen the Mets game or whatever? Just try and get him to stop. Alright, fair enough.

I'm voting a yes on this one. It's shitty, but yeah, they have the right. Yeah, I want to be able to deny service for almost any reason. Maybe you have a snarky attitude maybe i don't like the look of you maybe the look of you maybe uh maybe i don't like your religion the cut of your gym it straight up says in the question should a religion should a business based on religious beliefs be able to deny a service to customers so this is religious beliefs only it's not because you look shifty this is religious beliefs that's the question right it is

but i'm saying religious beliefs are one of the many, many, many reasons I think that you should be able to deny service. Because it's almost like a slavery issue to me. Like you can't compel someone to do some job. So let's vote. What are we doing for the PKA? I'm a guest. Do my votes count less? I don't know.

But I'm voting down. You get three-fifths. Three-fifths? Fair enough. There's some historical precedent. So I don't know where Kyle and Taylor stand. Put me

that I don't care. I'm a one on that one. I just don't care. I'm a one. That's not the issue. Oh, we're all on the same side, I thought. I thought we all agreed that we didn't like it, but yeah, they should be able to do it. But I care very little. Filthy's not on your side but I am in the same boat as well first

I love myself already. Okay. All right, so like I'm copying. We've gone four to one We mostly agree that you can deny it now importance one to five one to now one So we have three ones and two twos on the other two. I guess we'll want it So we have three ones and two twos on the other two. I guess we'll want it. Yep. Should the government require health insurance companies to provide

free birth control? You have to click more questions? Click the more because that's a very shifty thing. So there are pills that some one side like stick so there are there are pills that some one side like the morning after pill is that birth control in your eyes and that's a that's a gray area that

neither side likes to talk about but that's the real point of all of that bullshit they talk about is the morning after pill like that's what these religious like hobby lobby and places like that that was your point to say that we should consider that for this or not consider that for this? I think if we click more.

Learn more. Click learn more. Oh, I see. Did you reread the question? Mine are in a different order. I can't see that one yet. I think you need to click more questions. You need to hit the drop down.

Okay. It's like five more questions or something, Taylor. Oh, you're right. Okay. On August 1st, 2012, let me start over from the very top. Should the government require health insurance companies to provide free birth control? On August 2012, the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, Obamacare, required all health insurers and employers to cover the cost of contraceptives in their health insurance plans. The provision

currently exempts religious organizations and churches so I didn't realize this but Obamacare required health insurers and employers to cover contraceptives they're not gonna provide that they mean free birth control that's misleading to they're just gonna increase premiums to pay for it these aren't just free pills that are falling out of someone's ass into the hands of people like it's going to shoot to me people are going to get paid people are apparently there's a question about whether or not this is a religious type thing almost right like should help kind of funny because women's issues relate directly to me here oh what do you mean are you a woman go on no i

think should the government require health insurance companies to provide free birth control? Well, you know what? It turns out I'm a heterosexual male. It turns out that I engage with sexual acts with women, and therefore women's issues relate directly to me. And I think yes on this.

If you've ever paid for an abortion, I think you know what filth he's getting at. It'd be a lot cheaper to pay for those premiums, and you just wouldn't have to go there. The morning after pill is only like $80, too. Oh, it's not that expensive. This turns to me to be a broader issue of whether or not health insurance companies can make morality decisions based on which things they want to do and which things they can't. I have a particular finger response to health companies making morality issues about my life.

And I don't think they ought to be able to do that. So I'm going to have to go one on this. I'm going to go yes. I'm going yes, by the way. I'm going to say yes because there's already too many goddamn people on this planet. So I'm going to vote yes and I'm going to say I'm right in the middle

on this one, like I'm a three. But here's my question to all of you before we go any further. Birth control can mean a lot of things. Do you think the insurance could cover, say, the pill, all the forms of regular – basically, should it cover the morning after pill, I guess is my question. Should it? That's an interesting question because honestly, you ought to be using better birth control than the morning after pill. Yeah, it shouldn't be.

It shouldn't have to cover the morning after pill if it's covering all the other kinds of birth control technically. Well, it's interesting to say. It follows the definition of contraceptive. Possibly it should be a percentage thing. Like, you know, in a year you only get so many morning after pills versus the rest of it because shit condoms break uterus breaks after about five yeah those are not good to be taken

how many times have you guys in your life realistically used the morning after pill not because you didn't use fucking contraceptives but because something fucked up with the contraceptive you used i i can honestly say in my life a couple times i think usually when i i've used it a couple times one of them was just because like she wasn't on birth control but we were going to be you know fucking all weekend and it nobody likes condoms and we're both you know adults with who don't have and when condoms break you're like well fuck i guess i'm gonna go break because of amateur condom use so you can feel right before it snaps i like like that's true i don't buy i would not agree with that i think they don't break because of amateur usage i disagree but i disagree that

you can like be tearing that thing to shreds and then pull it out and be like oh my god it doesn't suddenly started sex started to feel good like it gets it Yeah, you get some weird fucking air bubble in that shit that shit goes my god You can't be I've broken a condom due to amateur condom use a long long time ago, and I was so amateur That I didn't recognize the condom broke and like Taylor said like sex suddenly started to feel good but I don't know I was just okay with it at the time like I wasn't thinking straight and but i don't know i was just okay with it at the time like i wasn't thinking straight and uh um that but that leads me to but that's like a scenario that needs to be considered right like there are going to be amateur condom users out there we can't just turn up our nose at them everyone starts that way look i say cover the morning after pill but but i don't think you

can make those religious organizations pay for the morning after pill because they believe it's pantomime to abortion. They call it the abortion pill. That's what they call it. And that's – I don't know why surveys like this and the news media on either side never – They call it the condom. If that's the abortion pill, what do they call the condom? Because religious organizations do that too. Like Catholics carry condoms. Is that still a thing thing i think that might be over but why are we even

arguing this it says the provisions currently exempt religious organizations and churches yeah required to fulfill this i think the difference is that that that if if you don't take the morning after pill the next day there could be a baby whereas like with the condom like there wasn't going to be a baby like yeah that's i think the morning after pill like destroys the what is it a zygote like that it keeps that from progressing it triggers the woman's cycle she hasn't people care about a lot most people agree that it's not a baby when the sperm hasn't met the egg yet right whereas there are a handful of

people who think this is a person as soon as they do. Morning after pill is a pill. Do we want to define that on the show? Do we want to vote for that? As far as the show goes, there's a lot of questions here and I think we should move along. I was going to say... This is a two-hour thing here. We vote yes here.

Where are we here? I'm a yes and a three in the middle. I really don't care either way. I'm a yes and a three in the middle like like i don't i really don't care either way but but uh yes yes and a two all right all right so yeah it turns out to be yes and three that's our thing um should the u.s remove references to god from currency federal buildings monuments and other aspects yes i'm a yes and a two i'm a yes and a one. I'm a yes and a one. From currency, like, who gives a shit? Yes and a three. I would like to see it.

And the reason why is, like, none of that shit was instituted until, like, not so recent. Pretty recently. Like, the whole, like, early 50s. Even in the pledge. Yeah, they didn't say. We have two threes, a two and a one. I'm just going to say yes to. Okay.

Should the federal government allow the death penalty? Yes, five. Who's with me? I don't know if it's five. What's indifferent? Two and a half? Indifferent would be three, right? I'm going three.

I just really like killing some motherfuckers. I'm going to say yes. I don't give a shit that much. I think it's such a huge waste of money. I'll admit we need to be more efficient in our killing. Now, if you introduce an efficient killing program with all these fucking appeals. Do you have a program in mind? Because I think we'd like to hear about that.

Yeah, so there needs to be a fast-track execution program. Now, I understand there's been guys who have been cleared of. Let's stick with me here. There have been guys who have been cleared of charges who were on death row after 20, 30 years of appeals, and you're like, oh shit, glad we didn't fry that guy. But sometimes you got the guy on camera murdering someone or doing something horrible

or there's just volumes of evidence and multiple eyewitnesses, and you're like, yeah, totally, that's the guy. He did that awful, awful, awful thing. Yeah, why don't they just take him out back and shoot him? That's what Texas has. I think it was... I heard this from someone else but i think if there were more than two eyewitnesses in the crime you committed you go straight to the front line in texas yeah the front of the line that takes 50 fucking years no i'm talking about today the texas line no that's

not how texas is pro at killing texas is like the self-checkout line it's the people mover at disney world right like just the line movesout line at grocery stores. It's the people mover at Disney World, right? The line moves at walking speed. It's got that reputation. When's the last time they actually killed someone? They don't do it anymore. I'm just so glad this isn't recorded and I can laugh at this stuff. Texas

death penalty 2015. Is it legal in most states? Execution list of 2015 it is Georgia though Kyle I had the answer Missouri the last time Texas killed someone was August 12th there you go which is eight days ago

this is very eight days ago the longest time Texas hasn't killed someone it's been three years you know like I can count up real quick one two, two, three. There is six in January. One in February.

No, I'm sorry. Two in February. Three March. Four April. One in May. Slow month. Damn! Three in June. One July. One August. So far. So there you go.

I just wrote the book on executing. Yeah, I did. I had no idea. Whenever I hear about the death penalty and an actual execution coming up, they always put it off or give the guy some sort of a pre-e. My thoughts are always, don't be caught in Texas.

Yeah, that's true. And it's like a 20-year appeals process. So it doesn't keep your eye on death row. Is anyone here not pro-death penalty? Yeah. I just want to make a quick note. A lot of people will say, hey, but Woody,

it's cheaper to put a guy in jail forever than it is to try him for the death penalty. But that just tells me we need to fix the trial. It doesn't mean... Doesn't that sound stupid? You're solving the wrong problem. How long does a person live? 40, 50 years?

Yeah, you're solving the wrong problem. It's cheaper to live them than kill them? Yeah. That doesn't mean you keep them alive forever forever that means that you kill them more inexpensively you need to fix it so um what i have to do with the appeals process all right now one to five traps in my apartment numbers catch mice and i hit them in the head with a fucking hammer it feels like if i can do that that efficiently we can do that that efficiently should terminally ill patients be allowed to live their lives via and their lives via assisted suicide? Yes. Yes. Yes.

I strongly agree. Yes, four? Yeah. That's five, I think. Strongly agree. Yeah, I'm a five. Yeah, I'll strongly agree. I wasn't talking about preference. I mean, did anyone disagree? No, nobody disagrees with this, I don't believe. All right, throw some numbers up. Four, five. Three. All right, throw some numbers up. Four, five.

Three. All right, I'll say four. I think a four is generally good. Three or four would have been right. Should the federal government... When the time comes, Woody, I'll smother you quietly with a pillow. Can you kill me?

No country for old men style with the bolt thing. Totally. Yeah, that's interesting. I've never been killed that way. I haven't been killed that way either. I've only been killed other ways, though. Duct tape in front of the bowling ball cannon? Yeah.

Bowling ball cannon from Kyle's channel? Seems interesting. All right, last social issue. Should the federal government allow states to fly the Confederate flag? Yes, two for me. I'm sorry, no two for me. No for me. No one for me. It's a two for me flag yes two for me i'm sorry no two for me no for me no one for me it's a two for me no two for me kyle um i say yes if the confederate flag is their state flag

or a part of their state flag then yes they should be able to that seems like a state's right that the federal government shouldn't be able to to come in there and say anything about but if otherwise i don't see I don't think they should be flying like the Confederate battle flag like under I don't think it should go American flag state flag Confederate battle flag like that's just crazy okay well in either case it's four to one numbers two. Three, I guess. Perfect. Some environmental issues.

Should the government increase environmental regulations to prevent global warming? Yes. I'm going to say yes. But more because global warming isn't real, apparently. I would hesitate to agree with that. I'm going to say no.

It's all a farce propagated by the liberal media. I would attach a five to that because we don't want to fucking die choking on our own shit that we created for ourselves. But that's like a few years down the road. We're good. We're solid. No, we aren't. We aren't, mate. We totally are.

I am the oldest here. I'm good i would have like 20 30 years left we're cool that long i've been giving this some thought and uh i was thinking about this today and i think responsibly speaking yeah yeah they definitely do right and they And they need to, like, not only here, but they need to be talking to the other big emissions producers around the world. We need to be focusing on that. And it might break our economy just to do it,

to save the planet for future generations. But the right thing to do is probably to do that. But what do I want to do? Fuck it. I'm here for, what, 60, 70 more years or something? More more that is the Atlanta will be beachfront by then I know how you live your life don't don't you're guessing way too high yeah Kyle you're here for at least four more years so it depends on how they want to do the

regulations like if they want to do the regulations like massive like if a company is just putting toxic waste into a lake somewhere like yeah that's kind of fucked up you should that should be regulated we as a species might end ourselves before we can do something about that does that piss you off on some level to be like fuck i'm just gonna sit back and let ourselves let us as a species but that's the problem that was out of this life that was the problem that was in- Trash yourselves out of this life, fuck that. That was the problem that was posed in Interstellar though, right? Like, everyone wants to save themselves, but nobody wants to do the greater good to save the species. Liam Neeson wasn't even in that movie.

I gotta say, no one was abducted when we had this conversation. No, but what I was saying is I don't think that there should be- they shouldn't have these tiny little tiddlywinks requirements like oh now you can't drink bottled water oh now you have to put special gasoline in your or only use a push mower you know don't water your grass and like stupid little shit like that isn't going to make a difference so i don't want those kind of regulations imposed quick thing only use a push mower it's really close to home but uh i moved from a location where there's no recycling to a location where there's recycling. And I'm fucking thrilled about that. I got to say probably like 50% of my trash volume is recyclable. That's insane.

That means so much like the last three or four years of my life where I was living in this place with no recycling. How much of my fucking life was just throwing shit into dumpsters and to landfills that are poisoning our species? I got to be pretty thrilled about that. Personal people throwing shit out amounts up to a pittance of total waste that's produced. We need to eat more cows so they aren't farming. Because you throw away your can

in a different container really doesn't mean it doesn't amount to a hill of beans, I don't believe. So here's the thing. I feel like if we get into renewable energy, we're getting close to unlimited energy. Like not only is this the right thing to do for the planet, but it might be the next quantum leap in what happens for mankind, right? Like right now, you need to conserve how much energy you use because it costs money and because it's bad and things like that.

If you're out there burning coal to power your house, chill, right? That's an issue. they're burning coal to power your house, chill, right? That's an issue. However, if it's solar, and you could just put every freaking tile or shingle on every roof in the world is a solar panel, and now these things get better and more effective, and you can just use all the energy you want, and lights stay on,

and who knows what's gonna happen? Computers stay on. Society could advance if we can have clean energy to do the next great thing that I'm not thinking of. But it will provide a platform that does cool stuff. And even if it doesn't fucking happen, Jesus, that's a pretty amazing ideal to aim for, right? If we can get close to that, even if we don't get exactly that, shit, that seems pretty good. Yeah. We have a global meltdown long before then the the the jetsons like futures i see where there's flying cars and all that takes

a tremendous amount of energy but if energy becomes less and magic um and magic but like the the lighted cities and the beautiful like services and things like that part of the reason we don't have that now is there's like energy is a limited resource if we can if all our energy comes from flowing rivers and sun sunshine and things like wind power then um some really cool stuff can happen there could be some advances and so i i feel like not only are we improving the planet but we're improving our society and you know it should be a yes well i'm gonna say yes for imagination is not a limited resource all right yes for yes i'm with woody yes for i don't give a fuck about how we spend a lot of time debating the topics we all agree on by the way i'm just saying no 20 more questions i say no i say no donald trump uh just said a couple days

ago that china made up global warming to damage our economy, and I'm on board with that. That's not fair. His hair creates a hole in the ozone layer with the amount of hairspray he has to use to keep it on. Chancellor Trump doesn't make the stakes. No. Should national parks continue? Is everyone more or less okay with yes for? Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Yeah. I'll make it yes three. I just don't like the way regulation is done. You did get outvoted, so I'll make it yes three. Is everyone more or less okay with yes for mm-hmm yeah, yeah Well, maybe don't like the way you did get out voted, so I'll make it yes three. Yeah, that's true all right Sure national parks continue to be preserved and protected by the federal government. Yes three for me. Yep. Yes five yes for their fun Yep, we all agree all right. I'm making a yes for Do you support the use of hydraulic fracking to extract oil and natural gas resources no any of us know what hydraulic fracking does if i don't know what hydraulic fracking i i understand it as late would you like me to do my best i've seen documentaries and i want to know what the fuck it means i have have no idea. So fracking is, I guess, it's a way of extracting coal from the ground.

And I guess what used to happen is they would drill straight down and then they would find a seam of this stuff, right? Now what's changed is that they're able to curve the drill, right? They can drill straight down and then go sideways and extract the whole seam, right? Because you can picture like, you know, you see like the side of the Grand Canyon and then there are these like, there's the different layers. Well, they're able to extract the whole layer

like across the way. And there's a bunch of problems with this. Like things can shift and earthquakes, because instead of just getting a tube through where like they used to, or maybe multiple tubes, by going sideways, it has a bigger issue. Now, the other issue is apparently involved in this drilling process, they use liquids. And it's not just nice, clean water.

There's all sorts of like solvents and like ugly things that you wouldn't want to be drinking. It's a trade secret. They won't tell you what they're pumping into the ground. There's huge deposits of soapstone down there full of natural gas. It's a trade secret. They won't tell you what they're pumping into the ground. There's huge deposits of soapstone down there full of natural gas. It soaks it up like a sponge. By doing hydraulic fracking, they pump all that liquid

down there. Huge amounts of the liquid. They can release a ton more gas. It's a really efficient way of doing it. Some people would say it's a trade secret because if you knew, you wouldn't like it. So, the hydraulic nuggets. If I knew what was going on. I wouldn't like it So I'm not telling you and there's a bunch of shit that goes on very very very

Yeah, so it's not just bad for the environment the people who allow the the companies to come do this on their land They they lease out the rights to drill for the the gas in their land They end up with all kinds of crazy issues. Their water gets poisoned. The water gets poisoned, but the flammable water is not true. The tap vents gas and the light fire. I'll have my vote.

That's not fake. No, no, no. I've seen multiple... Maybe one guy faked it, but there's lots of people who have that going on. That doesn't hold ground. It does. We'll look after the show. I guarantee you that's a thing. I'm against hydraulic fracking. I feel like I don't know. It's difficult

to reverse these things. Wait, yes means you support it. Sorry, no. Does anyone support this fracking? Nope. I don't know much about it, but it sounds bad. But you get energy. I like fracking, but I'm not supporting this. I think that's a different kind of fracking.

And your drill bit doesn't curve. My curve is little. All right. All right. Importance, I'm fouring it. Guys? That's good. I'm good with that. Yeah, sure. Okay. it. Guys? That's good. I'm good with that.

Yeah, sure. Oh, three more environmental. Let's blast through these. Should the United States require labeling of genetically engineered foods? I'm a no three. Three. One yes. Kyle, you're the tiebreaker.

One yes. Alright. I think it's good, but only to distinguish them just so you know like I think you have a five being most important or yeah the most important five is most to and the one mine's a one I'm a no to yes one yeah I'm gonna be one consumers deserve to know so like yes one i i feel like it's anyway we should move on um should the u.s expand offshore drilling yes three we've done so well in the past how could we say no yeah yeah that that last little thing in the gulf i think we should expand it but not so

close to us can we go do this so it'll ruin some Chinese? Seriously. Why does it always have to be our shit that gets fucked up? Let's go into some Inuit's lives again. That's what we used to do in the 80s. We'd go up to some pristine, icy wilderness and fuck that shit up. Now it's Florida. Kyle has a really good point. I can't disagree with that.

Let's go fuck over some Asian people like we did in the old days. They're not even real people. No, they're not. They're not Americans at all. So no for me. Yeah, I think we're no three? Yeah.

I'll vote it again. Should the federal government continue to give tax credits and subsidies to the wind power industry? No. No, no, no, no, no. Wind power is horseshit. We're not going to power anything with a big field full of those windmills. Put everything into, like, solar or nuclear. I heard something about, like, how long that thing would have to operate

for it to make up for the emissions that were created in the construction and the installation of it. Yeah, it takes decades for it to pay for itself, apparently. Yeah, it just won't work. And then you have to factor in the maintenance. But then once it's paid for... But, I mean, I'd love to see that same argument made against a coal plant or something,

which is also, like, I'm sure it takes a lot of resources to build a coal plant. But coal is immediate power. You have immediate access to it. Take home from that, if that was true, like, both what you're saying are true, right? Let's say that, you know, the hydro plant or the fucking windmill whatever it happens to be the amount of time it takes to pay that back is x like astronomical right that's scary

once it's paid for what you mean is that basically well yes but how many how many years of that is it it doesn't matter though you have the energy you're getting isn't many years of that is it? It doesn't matter, though. You have an infinite resource of energy. It isn't free. And not only is it not free, it's not even ridiculously environmental, right? I feel like that's scary as fuck. But there's a payoff. That's like saying, why invest $1,000 in the S&P today when it's not going to increase anything? No, it's not. It's nothing like that.

How is it not? It's a false equivalency. After you've hit the point where it's paid for, I'm hearing what you're saying. It's paid for. So in the spirit of you can't just be against something, you have to be for something. I feel like you're either for coal

or something else or for wind. I guess there's lots of choices here. You're paying a million dollars for a machine that makes a dollar a day. Yeah, you need like four of those things

in a tornado to make a hot pocket. They're incredibly weak. I think your numbers are off. I don't know. That's always scary because we're – all of us right now are talking about plants. This doesn't sound accurate at all. Why would everyone do this?

Why would they not put solar panels in the Sahara – Sahara, whatever, the desert in California that I can't name. Why would they not do that? Why would anyone ever make a wind plant in the first place? It's a government subsidy and people are trying something. Yeah, it doesn't work that well. Why would the government give us subsidies for that and not to solar then? So like with solar, for example, they say, oh, it takes like eight years before you get your money back or 12 years before you get your money back. Don't even do it. And I think, but wait, you get your money back. Get your money back. Yeah. Like, wow, that's incredible. or 12 years before you get your money back, don't even do it. And I think, but wait, you get your money back.

Get your money back. Yeah, like wow, that's incredible. In 12 years, you get your whole investment back and then for the next whatever, eight or 15 years, it's just pure free energy. This is a good thing. Cause the, like I was looking at generators for my house, right?

I could have one that burns propane and it costs like 30 grand or something. And then I could have a solar array and it costs 30 it costs like $30,000 or something. And I could have a solar array, and it costs $30,000. A solar array? That sounds cool. But in like 8 to 12 years, the solar array paid for itself, and the propane fire generator, just time to replace it or something. I imagine there's a lot more maintenance and upkeep with a solar array

than there is for a propane tank, though. Why do you say that, though, Taylor? I'm not sure. Just because it's such a I am not an expert, obviously. None of us are. But it's such a new technology relatively and it seems to have so many more moving parts and

just, not moving literally, but just like difficult little intricacies to deal with as opposed to propane, which is just a gas we've been using for a long, long time. The question was wind and I don't want to put any money in wind because I think those things are silly. I've heard reports that say they affect somehow, I don't know, it sounds like

conservative bullshit. Time to vote. Alright, no. No more money to the wind people. Let's send that money to solar power instead. 3S is 2 no, so I'm going to go... I'm saying no. I'm going to go yes 1. Maybe we could build some bridges with that fucking money. I think yes 1 is reasonable, because we're split down the middle. We'll make it the lowest yes.

That's your tax dollars. I say no five. I'm very anti-wind people. Okay, I've heard you. Should employers be required to pay men and women who perform the same work the same salary? Yeah, we should. Yes, they ought to. What kind of stupid question is that? No, we do the same thing, but we should pay one person differently. No, that's not what I'm arguing for. I'm arguing, I think that employers should make the decision on how they pay their employees, not the government. I think that the whole thing about women being paid less is complete horseshit. If women really did earn 30 cents less on the dollar,

I'd have an all-female staff by tomorrow. I love you, Chase. Yeah, every company would. Every company would. And that's just not how it works, right? The only thing most employers care about is how much you produce and how much you cost, and that's that.

The reason women are making 30 cents on the dollars is because they're choosing jobs that are less lucrative. And whether or not you should have the government over looking at payroll decisions I think is crazy. I think that this is a thing that's not needed and it will cause more problems than it solves. I'm for equal pay. That's a convincing argument.

I have no fucking idea because I've never ever addressed this issue before problems than it solves. I'm for equal pay. It's a convincing argument. I have no fucking idea because I've never ever addressed this issue before, which makes it awkward. Because what you just presented was an argument that sounds very reasonable on the surface level. It is reasonable. I went into a few YouTube and Wikipedia tangents and Woody's exactly right.

It's true. There's no such thing as income disparity. Yeah. No. It's a feminist lie. They're like nazis very clearly against this but i don't really know yeah i mean it's not that i'm for things being unfair i'm just i'm against the government control solving a problem creating a bureaucracy

and an oversight committee and etc cut the red tape huh yeah okay get a little meta with this right now i feel like this whole quiz is trying to point you to a liberal candidate Because some of these questions are so over-the-top like of fucking course We should do these things and they're already enacted So they know everybody's gonna hit yes here and it's gonna point us and be like, oh see look fucking Bernie our savior Sanders believes that too. I'm like I Sure oil drilling I don't think. Should the U.S. expand offshore oil drilling? I don't think there's a bias word in that question.

Well, they can't make every question bias. So it's time to vote. Should employers be required to pay them the same, et cetera? No. What was the okay sign? My question is neutral on that. Okay.lor we yes no if they're performing the same work then you think the government should set the salary yeah see now i've done biased questions but that's that's that's what it comes down to yeah i guess if you phrase it yeah the government shouldn't be able to define salaries all right one to five women's brains are smaller

I'm very much sense three one numbers oh Fuck one one being least important yeah, yes super really don't I'm gonna to it. We were sort of threes ones and citrus Should able-bodied mentally capable adults who receive welfare be required to work yes yes four yep yeah yeah they should be required to work able-bodied people now i don't know what the definition of able-bodied and mentally capable would be but just the question here presented presented to me yes for yes for work for everybody i'm zero two zero so i'm no with two i guess all right so we'll go yes three is our answer all right should all welfare recipients be tested for drugs this is tricky because they're using all if it's all then it would be too expensive

but if they did it randomly every once in while, it might incentivize people to not use their welfare money for drugs. I'd say no one. I mean... I like no one. How's the group feel? I'm going to say no one. Okay. Should the government raise federal minimum wage?

No. Is it $7.25 now? No, $5. Because that's not going to fix anything. I guess I want to hear that., because that's not going to fix anything. I guess I want to hear that. Why do you say it won't fix anything? I don't know. I'm not challenging you. I'm just curious.

If they do raise it to, like, what was it? McDonald's workers think they need $15 an hour, like, yeah, that would be great for you for a bit, but after a while, companies are going to reevaluate the spending power of the people in the area where their businesses are, and they're going to raise prices to reflect that. And even so, $15 an hour working your 32-hour-a-week job at McDonald's, that's still not a living

wage, as people say. And there are some people who are saying that they should raise it to a living wage, which then brings in the debacle of what constitutes living. A tiny little studio apartment? Or, no, I should be able to live comfortably. I should be able to go out and do events and things like that so no i don't think and i i vote no and it's because no i don't think it's the right thing to do for people who are in low-skilled jobs you know it sounds like it is on the surface because it gets them a raise but in the end it just gets their jobs eliminated uh i'm staying because i have no

fucking idea about this. I have no knowledge of the math behind this. I don't care and I don't know. I don't argue they'd lose their jobs because to use that reasoning for any kind of increase, like we've raised the minimum wage forever. So let's do the importance. I'm no five. I'm no three.

I'm no two. No five. I'm abstain let's know no for it roughly maybe um should the government make i don't know enough about it mate i can't judge on this should the government make cuts to public spending in order to reduce the national debt yes five yes five i can go yes, five. Should the government reduce corporate income taxes? No. I'm going to no three it. No three.

I'm going to say no four. Should Wall Street executives be criminally charged for their roles in the 2008 subprime mortgage crisis? Yes, five. Yes, five if they're complicit. If they knowingly did things. If there were those guys who saved their own asses as the ship went down. Like those guys. Especially the ones who set it in motion.

I think we're all yes five. Do you believe labor unions hurt or help the economy? Hurt. Hurt. Labor unions? Yeah, totally. Hurt three. Hurt five. hurt hurt hurt five labor use yeah totally help hurt three hurt three five help three this one's really hard for me i had the when i took this myself i had the

go on uh you have three threes one five and you've got three hurts and one help so i'm gonna do a hurt. I think that's about even. Should the federal government subsidize U.S. farmers? No three for me. Three. Two. I don't really care, but no. I don't know. I'm going to say

yes, three, because I think there are certain situations where it's a good thing. Obviously, there are situations where it's a bad thing, too. But the way they control the amount of corn that goes in and out, like sometimes that's a good thing. Yeah, I'm going to say yes, three. So we have two yeses and two nos. Filthy? I'm on no one.

All right. So let's go no one since we're so divided and we've got three no's. Should the pension plans for federal, state, and local government workers be transitioned into private plans? No five for me. Yes. You said yes, Chiz? Mm-hmm. Can you explain that?

Because I don't know enough about this to make an educated choice. Yeah, I don't care. I don't know. I can't either. I just think less federal oversight all right less government oversight let them let the companies and the people more fraud though potentially tons more fraud tons of you know they did free vacation if you shift your retirement account over into my private thing shift your social security over into woody's mutual fund

free retail vacations i'll prey on stupid people and make tons. Not everyone is interested or even cut out to be an investor. And the government, I don't know, the plans are not as bad as they make it seem. You can still have regulations without having complete oversight, though. I'm a no on this.

I don't trust this to work out well. I think that people will routinely have their retirement accounts wiped out to zero if they control them themselves too much. But that's my call. Anyway, so where are we? I'm no. And there's a yes. I'm going to say yes, too.

I'll say no. They have the right to fuck themselves. Two no's, two yes's. Filthy. I'm too ignorant to fucking make a decision. You gotta. That's never stopped any of us. You're deciding. I will go with majority on this side of that.

Do the people have the right to moderate their own money or does the government have to do it for them? I can't answer that question the way you described it. Go fuck yourself. I posed the question. God damn it. You're the deciding vote. Yes or no? Hold on. I have just one finger to say about this. And I don't know where that falls.

You gotta say yes or no. That's part of the game. I don't have to. And that is nothing more than a game. I'll answer for you. Since I say my answer. Do I get the answer for you? Let's do this. Let's do the numbers. Since we're split, we'll use the numbers

to decide how important it is to you, because I'm kind of a two on this. I'm a three. I am a two. And I said no. Kyle? You said yes. I'll say no. Keep it under the government so they can't riddle the thing. Yeah, yeah.

No three. No one. I really don't care. No one. Yeah, I'm going to say yes gonna say i'm gonna put yes one for this i think that wins all right should you yeah would you favor to increase sales tax in order to reduce property taxes oh my god yes five so no that's four can i make a quick pitch yes yeah i guess you're right we don't have enough property for the matter i hope so because it makes this this breaks this up from stuff i don't know about i know what you're gonna say right that i should do this how much property do i need before it even matters but here's the thing i i don't base my decisions on what's right for me i base on what

i think is right for the country. A sales tax impacts people from all of the different socioeconomic classes. Some would say evenly, but if you're broke, your money goes towards food and clothing and the essentials and not much else. If you're rich, it goes towards go-karts and golf carts

and other toys and shit that you enjoy playing with. So you have discretionary income. Now, if you tax a sales tax, it's a harder hit on a poor person because they're just working on the essentials and the things that they're buying get hit. If you make it a property tax, then you can lower the sales tax, help the poor people buy their essentials, and then the poor people buy their essentials, and then the wealthy people will carry a greater load based on their property taxes. It's really whether you want a regressive or progressive tax system. If you shift it off property taxes, this helps rich people.

And you shift it to the common people by putting it in sales taxes. And while that might help me personally, I think it's wrong. I don't know if that's 100% accurate, the progressive regressive system, because you're going to get more, there's more transactions happening through sales tax than there is the property tax. And I would argue it makes it more economically feasible for someone of a lower income class to be able to purchase a home than in that case with lower property taxes. I think you don't have to – the increase – we're not talking numbers, but the increased amount on the sales tax could be a percentile of a percentile. But because there's so many transactions on top of those little percentages, it adds up to where it can cut the property tax down. I don't think you need to increase the sales tax by like 2%

where people can't buy Coke anymore. I think because there's so many transactions every sale, you can have a small percentage and still get the results you want. I hear where you're coming from, but I want to say that the landowner class is a wealthier class and that when you increase sales taxes you hit people who will never become landowners but you make it so they could eventually yeah I mean it will be a small you're kind of right and that people who are right on

that tipping point might grab like another tenth of a percent and make them landowners but there's a ton of people living in low income housing and well i could argue the same way like an extra 20 an extra 10 to 20 cents on everything you buy isn't going to make or break the bank you know all right let's vote okay yes nope no yes because you know sometimes we just need to give those job creators a break. Okay. No. All right, so we have mostly no's, and I'm going to put one since we were so split.

Yeah. Do you support the Trans-Pacific Partnership? No, absolutely. I don't know what this is. The Pacific should be comfortable to come out however it feels itself is. Yeah, I have no idea what this means. is yeah i have no idea what this means i think one of the i think one of the uh complaints has been that some of the basically it's going to make it uh more likely that that u.s companies will move their business overseas i abstain from this i need two seconds right back um i say no i don't care very much though no two yeah i'm gonna know on it i don't know because i honestly

don't know what it is i don't know what it is So that's why I'm knowing it because it seems like they don't want the specifics to come out if I understand it Right, it makes it a little easier to do trade, you know between us in there and then let's do the learn more I'm gonna read it The Trans-Pacific Partnership is a trade deal that would make it easier for American companies to sell their goods to the Pacific Rim The deal will also benefit American companies who will be able to open up operations in Asia and South American countries. Opponents argue that this bill will incentivize U.S. companies to move service and manufacturing jobs overseas.

Proponents argue that it would make American companies more successful at selling their goods in Pacific Rim countries, leading to a stronger economy, more jobs, etc. Yeah, I'm against this. There's also a part in there that somehow increases the copyright protection, so that if you make non-tangible goods, it'll help you. But I'm going to say no. No one, because I don't feel like I fully understand.

But I think that it's a bad thing. I think that a lot of these... I think that, in general, America has one of the highest standard livings in the world. And every time you like open our borders to other people, you just create a leveling. You know, like we're a lake up here. They're a lake down here. You make a river between them and for long, you know, water finds its level.

So what's the vote? I'm going to say no one. No. I'll say no. This is just... All right. Numbers? One. All right, so we'll know one this thing.

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Should every person purchasing a gun be required to pass a criminal and safety background check? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, and it's a five. Yes, and it's a three. Yes, and it's a three. As in it's the current system right now, right?

That's what we have to do. Yeah, I guess I'm happy with the laws we have right now. I wouldn't want them expanded upon. There's gray areas that I could see in two aspects. Stop. Numbers. No, no, no. Do you want it to stay the same right now?

You know, a background check. Agree 100%. Yes. Agree. Five. Yes, three. Yes, one. Numbers. Yes, three. There you go. him right now you know background check agree 100% yes agree I know yes sorry yes one number three three is pretty average all right yes three fuck it Kyle's not answering what do you answer he said five Oh Diddy I'm sorry Kyle my apologies you hear did you not hear him either choose I

didn't hear him yeah I'm not crazy for Four then. Do you support increased gun control? Yes, no. No. No. No five. No five. No three. No five.

Filthy. Yes, one. All right, I'm going to no four then. Should there be term limits for members of Congress? Yes, three. Yes, five. Yes, five. Get them the fuck out.

Yes, five. Yeah. One term. All right, I three yes five yes five yes five yeah one term all right i'll yes should internet service providers be allowed to prioritize traffic for websites that pay higher rates than their competitors uh no five no five no yeah that one's easy all right are you in favor of decriminalizing drug use uh yes five yes five. Make some money on those drugs. Should the NSA be allowed to collect basic metadata of citizens' phone calls? No, five. No, five from everyone.

That's a hard question because they're going to do it regardless of what we agree to. Yeah, but it's a should. Of course. Hold on. My point is that on some level, I wish to be voting with an open like you know the my eyes open here yes i don't think they should be able to do that but they're gonna fucking do it anyways

how do i want to how do i want to deal with that as a u.s citizen the fact that my government does that to me i don't know cryptid phone yeah but that's a totally different question and you don't think they're to look at the results of our internet questionnaire? Should corporations and unions be permitted to fund... I noticed you were talking about the PK's votes, but I, you know, at the same time. Should corporations and unions be permitted to fund advertisements backing political candidates through political action committees? Nope. Super PACs.

No five. No five. No political advertisements, radio or TV at all. Alright, I'm a yes on this. So I'm going to make it like a no three. All right. Do you support the Patriot Act? No five.

No five. No five. And that's where the Patriots win all the time or what? Do you support affirmative actions programs? No five. No five. No five. No five.

Affirmative actions. Yes. All right. Yes what? Yes what? Yes three. I'll no four for it then oh what the fuck you can't average my numbers account four fives yeah so his it was his no that pulled it or his yes that pulled it down to me like anyway uh should the redrawing of congressional districts be controlled by an independent nonpartisan commission?

Yes, five. Yes, five. Yes, five. Should the government raise the retirement age for Social Security? Yes, three. No, three? No, five. Yes, one.

You have to if you want to keep it around. Actually, yes, two. Yes, five. I'm going to yes one it because we got two no's in there and three yes's. Do you support the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, Obamacare? Yes five.

Yes five. No five. I ain't good. I ain't good? I don't think so. I think they need to come up with something less convoluted. They should be able to simplify. A much more simple system needs to be put in place. I think they need to come up with something less convoluted. They should be able to simplify. A much more simple system needs to be put in place.

I'm going to say no to the current system. So we would split 3-1 in favor of yes. Because look at this. You look at politics in general and you say to yourself, fuck, this shit is so stupid. I could do so much better. And you look at this and you say that despite the fact there are thousands of smart people out there doing this already.

And it's such a it's such a like a degree of like superiority to come back and say i could do this so much better if i could just do this it's not i can't do it they're intentionally doing it badly though that's the problem can you hang up and call back filthy i wonder if it'll fix your your internet is awful it's a little garbled is it there it's a lot and you're pixelated so no five Kyle agrees with me and then we're just and when you're both yes it shouldn't be fucked up is it better now yeah it is but we don't have video yet but all right let's see how it works out yeah but you sound better I couldn't even make out all your words before oh that's awkward sorry um

so obamacare i have yes one because we're kind of split on it but i think we had more yeses all right do you support the legalization of marijuana yes fives yes yes five yes five all right should the federal government increase funding of health care for low-income individuals? No three? I don't know. I mean, do you really want to prolong their lives? Should we be hastening those fuckers along? Yes, one. You know what? I was on the fence, but Kyle convinced me. I'm giving it yes, one.

I think you need a drone class, like in a honeybee hive. They burn out quick. You don't want to be supporting them. I'll say three another cogent argument yeah no three all right I'm gonna make it no one because we're split all right we're moving along there's no like education right it should because the federal government doesn't do shit for education would you support increasing taxes on the rich in order to reduce interest rates for student loans fuck no yes four no five i'm very much not rich yes five no five the problem isn't isn't getting enough money to pay off these student loans it's getting the cost of education down that's the real

problem yeah if you just pump more money into the education system. Here's a stat. For every dollar they put in the education system, the cost of education in student loans, the cost of education went up 65 cents. People who are picking their education are not picking it based on any kind of value thing. They're stupid fucking 18-year-olds who are like,

yeah, I guess I would prefer the $60,000 school. The cherry blossoms were in bloom. stupid fucking 18 year olds who were like yeah i guess i would prefer the 60 000 school the cherry blossoms were in bloom and and they just their student centers are becoming massive they're fucking yeah i agree with their gyms are becoming outrageous luxury spas when was the last time your your your high school advisor told you something that was useful i wish i could go back and choke my house my high school advisor so they told me something that actually benefited my life because i don't remember getting shit for uh direction in my high school level right i remember there being a high school counselor but i don't remember that being useful to my life as a whole mine gave up on me right like

i don't disagree with that if i saw your gpi i would too yeah they were like this guy fuck him but um yeah three the issue is that students are not considering cost in their decision and they just get bigger and bigger loans students are 18 year olds making a decision about college so giving the students more money to you know and just pump it into these fucking things is ridiculous i i'm so no five on this uh like and and i don't also it's a punitive thing like people are going to act like this is a self-importance decision here you know but it's not i mean you've seen my other issues like on the property sales tax thing it's just taxing people who did well uh just to like give from the steal from the rich and give to the poor, it's wrong. I don't like it.

Yeah, I don't like this Robin Hood policy shit. Yeah. Like, fucking be moral. You're literally stealing from people. Yeah, I'm going to say no three. That's so hard for me because, you know, you look at the statistics that you know people who start wealthy and wealthy people who start poor and poor and you say to like you know like prevent the fact that yeah we don't want to artificially harass the people who are making good money well shit you know we

live in a society where that shit doesn't change and yes there are there are the exceptions to that but the vast majority of people they don't change change. They end up where you were fucking born. So much of that has to do with expectations and what they do throughout their schooling and their professional careers. And it's not based on just like opportunities that weren't handed to them, in my opinion. Anyway, I'm a no five. Let's let's move on. What do we got? Yes.

Yes. Four. Kyle, what were you? No. No. Three. You were a yes, I think. This was about...

Should we tax rich people to get student loan money? He was always a no. Yeah, no. Definitely no. No. Cheers. It's going to be a yes one. No, it's three nos to two yeses. It's a no one. He's doing the final score. Yeah, I'm going to be a yes one. No, it's three no's to two yes's.

It's a no one. He's doing the final score. Yeah, I'm going to no to it. Everyone was doing it. So, do you support the adoption of Common Core National Education Standards? No five. Nah, no five. It doesn't do anything.

Where are they? Yes one for me. It's basically CAT testing or whatever. You know, your state testing at the end of every year math and english your standardized testing a federal standardized testing this is what they're talking about and he's gonna get a state for that i think standardized testing is a good as a whole is a good thing yes too that's not the question though this is the common this is the current one in place right now. Oh, I have no fucking idea.

It's an initiative. The Common Core State Standard is an education initiative that details what K-12 students should know in English and math by the end of each grade. The initiative is sponsored by the National Governors Association. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. It seeks to establish consistent education standards across the states as well as ensure that students graduating from high school are prepared to enter two or four year programs or enter the workforce it's the same initiative that bases how much funding a school gets based on the results of the students test scores and it's a way to measure like you don't want people from Louisiana using really shitty easy tests and people from like New Jersey and New York and California using really

difficult to pass tests. And then they'll be like, well, I don't know, in Louisiana our average student gets like an 87 and in California they get an 82. And it's like, yeah, but they're not common tests. Right, I'm for standardized testing, but this system doesn't work. It doesn't accomplish what it tried to do. Yeah, well the funding part's kind of

fucked up, but you do need some kind of standardized test at the end of the year to make sure people are... Not on a federal level. But the question is, do you support this Common Core National Education? This system in place? Not standardized testing. No three. I'm a yes to, so I guess

we'll do a no one. Foreign policy. Yeah, foreign policy, and we're getting near the end there's some yeah we're getting close this has gone on forever i know uh should the government decrease military spending yes five yes five yes five yes five interesting no five you want it because i don't fucking think that means anything outside of context should the government decrease military spending it's not like military spending is out there just in the the blue or something that oh shit we're to spend some money on this it's based on what we're doing already and do i think that we are against what we should be doing in general not really well it is out there in the middle of the

blue it is spending hundreds of millions if not billions of dollars for companies like from halliburton to get things they don't need so they can have you know podunk alabama literally have six military grade tanks our military is legit like we don't need any more you have like when the aliens come it's gonna be about how fast does the united states kill them like we hope so because i don't buy that for a second also i think our military has so much money that we do things in the stupidest fucking way like you know you need to make a plane all right part of it's in wyoming part of it's in texas part of us in jersey we should be this more efficient with our military i'd be like yes 100 well decreasing spending might lead to that

maybe yeah yeah so i'm gonna say yes two or yes three i think actually i'm gonna say yes three because that's five we're spending an enormous it's just the filthies pulling it down to me So I'm going to say yes to or yes three. Actually, I'm going to say yes three. Yes five. We're spending an enormous... It's just Filthy's pulling it down to me. Oh, okay. Oh, I see. Should foreign terrorism suspects be given constitutional rights? No.

No. No. No three? No three. Constitution, no three. No five. We handle it at the Geneva Convention. I know for it because you guys seem so passionate

should the US formally declare war on ISIS no five no five fuck that should the US continue to support Israel no five no two fuck Israel

fucking leeches off America's's side i'm just sucking why you don't think we should declare war on isis why not what's the thought process just just out of chaos oh it's no good i'm done declaring war on things i'm done declaring war i i feel like every time we do this it doesn't work i admit that isis are really bad guys and i'm even okay with kind of funding the people we'd rather win and like just supporting people to solve their own problems it's also an organization by the way right it's like we never declared war on al-qaeda we declared war on iraq and those other countries it's a it's a it's a group it's a force bigger than one nation so it's hard to even declare war it's like i'm you know we're gonna declare war on you know the jews like it's just hard to

even declare war on a you know what it means it means should should we should we really be devoting military spending and like you know aircraft personnel to fight these isis people the answer is no they're way the fuck over there let someone else deal with them why is it germany killing them why is it never seems to work out like we can't completely eradicate people who don't like the united states and think that'll solve a problem and all of these answers by the way go into the should we continue to support that's right the germany people i think that'd be good people to choose to eradicate people who are totally the antithesis the antithesis of our of our beliefs, right?

So if you're like, fuck, I don't think we should eradicate ISIS, okay, maybe. But at the same time, ISIS is basically a group that has just flat out based themselves on the fact that fuck Americans, right? I feel like, dude, I'll tell you what, I'll change my vote if ISIS does a thing, right? If ISIS so much as takes out a fucking farm in Idaho,

then I'll be like, all right, now you're done fucked with us. I'll tell you what, if ISIS attacks Canada, we'll start rolling up our sleeves. We'll fuck with them. But at the same time, if they fuck with things we believe in but they haven't touched our things, we'll leave them be? Yes. Yeah, but you can't do that. them be? Yes. It's over there.

That's our neighbor's yard. Over there is so far away from us for now, but not that far away from us. When they take one nation over, then we'll pipe up. Right now, they're not even there. Jesus.

I'm all for fucking ISIS right now so they never get the chance to fuck us. You can't settle every squabble based on some principled belief. Like, yeah, ideally it would work, but it's just not feasible. We can't go over there again. You'd look like a bunch of assholes. By the way, this all goes towards the Israel question. Should the US continue to support Israel? No five.

It's the same answer as before. They're not... Deal with the little shit. I'm gonna no no for that. Carry their own water. Should the U.S. Perfect. Should the U.S. maintain a presence at the United Nations? Yes.

Yes. Yes. No. Pull out. Don't bury your head in the sand. Fucking reap the repercussions of that. Yes 3 is a consensus. Kyle says no.

We're a bunch of yes 5s. No real justification behind just no we'll start our own group we did we call it the united nations yeah isolation isolation fucks you should the u.s conduct targeted airstrikes on iran's nuclear weapons facilities no five enough of this starting wars in the middle east no three let them do it it's hard we're already doing the we're already doing the cyber warfare right this is the this what was it called the uh the big one that fucking went by of it was this next thing what was the fucking virus call that went by a long time it was really cool the big one in iran that was the

the one that was brought in by the USBs from. Yeah, yeah. That was ours. That was ours. It was an amazing thing. What was it called? I don't remember. But yeah, it was a great story. It was a great story.

You know what the fucking great part about that is? It's the deniability. Oh, we have no idea what happened with this. Yeah, OK. That's it. So like China keeps getting caught hacking us and stuff. I like to believe that we're secretly doing it even more but not getting caught yeah you know not not necessarily more we are but like we can't

blame china for that that makes the absolute most amount of sense from a fucking logical point of view you're at war not necessarily like you're fighting these people but you're an ideological war or you're at a point where the fact that you disagree with them and you are both trying to make something happen of course you are attacking this system you know so the cid player is coming out right yeah maybe maybe maybe it's a cid player maybe it's a like fucking logical they're running autocracy and we've got to make ours the world ideology or we're in big trouble all right in the spirit of moving past this topic should the military fly drones over foreign countries to gain intelligence

and kill suspected terrorists yeah we love some targeted drone strikes do you support Obama's recent move to lift the trade and travel embargo on Cuba yes should the US continue NSA surveillance of its allies

no yes three yeah oh my god because they're doing the same thing to us all right well maybe so job they keep getting caught last section boys should illegal immigrants be given access to government subsidized health care yes yes no no one no you're not a citizen you have no right to that i just feel like it's cheaper than the emergency health care that comes later don't let them that's a good point that's a good point isn't it maybe they don't make it to the hospital yeah right that's why i'm yes one i'm like i don't want to do it i'm not gonna make it i feel like you should be paying for your services that you get here but emergency rooms are not going to turn down anyone so and they're not going to check your papers before they help you right that and if we build

that we fuck everyone who cares you know like if we build it build a system that absolutely identifies every person before we give them any help everyone dies right like it's not exactly a good system right what is it going to do like all right if they're black or white then they're probably american so we'll treat them right away if they're chinese or mexican then we're going to check their papers first that That's a horrible system. That's why I'm yes one. I don't want to do it, but I think it's cheaper than emergency care. I think that's a really good fucking

motivation for doing anything. Yeah, this sucks, but it's a hell of a lot cheaper than the alternative. It's the whole notion of you can't just be against something. You have to be for something. If you're for banning them from this, then you are indirectly for emergency room care later on. for banning them from this, then you are indirectly for emergency room care later on.

I'm more witty on this. If they come to the ER, you immediately send them back across the border. So are we split on this at all? I think we are. Chiz is no. I said no as well, but it doesn't matter. Overruled by the yeses. Okay, so yes one will do that.

Do you support stronger measures to increase our border security yes three yes yes five zero five that's a fucking stupid idea okay so you're no so i'm gonna yes one oh did i say yes kyle um yes three yes all right i'll yes to it um should immigrants to the u.s be required to learn english yes yes yes yes based on what i'll tell you it's easier to communicate with everyone if everyone's oh my gosh i don't i don't disagree but i'm just i'm just trying to think of the practicality these are illegal immigrants coming to the u.s without the u.s's consent should be considered immigrants. We're talking about immigrants, not illegal. We do have to take a test to be citizens. Yeah, I think that if you're an immigrant, then you should learn the language.

And it's because I think that when... Is English even the most common language in the US anymore? I'm sure it is. Yes, it is. Far and away. Is it? Yeah. By how much?

Well, shit, I don't know. I think it's like 20-30% is Spanish. Literally, white people are still the majority here. You know, it'd be crazy to think that Spanish is the most spoken language. I don't think it'd be that crazy. I don't think that number is the same.

Yes, five. They should have to learn if they want to become a U.S. citizen through the legal route. I just wonder if it would happen. Yeah, yes, five. You shouldn't take a test about how to become an American in Spanish. So P.K. has heard me talk about this before, but I just think that we become a stronger nation when we're one nation instead of pockets of nations,

areas that speak different languages. I think this melting pot is better than the salad and that everyone needs to speak one language and to some extent You'll be a mix of everybody's culture, right? Let's bring in the Hear you but no I When I look at something like the former Yugoslavia, right? Where there was like the Serbo Croatians here and the Muslims there and the Croatians somewhere, the Serbs, Croats, etc.

And then eventually there was a civil war. And the big issue there, a lot of it was just the fact that these were different people from different places. The war that we have in the Ukraine right now, the slice of it that Russia took, those people kind of identified as Russians. And, you know, that was a thing. So if you make them speak one language, then we're just a stronger nation. And we don't sit here and say like, you know say like, oh, those are the Spanish Americans. They're not quite the same as the other kind of Americans. I think it's better this way.

We had a civil war and unless you count the Southern folk as speaking banjo or hillbilly, we all spoke English and we're all white during that civil war too. Yeah, there were other differences. Yes, Todd. All right. All right. So let's back up. Are we getting? Yeah, there were other differences. Alright, so... Are we getting... Yeah, we're really close actually. Should children of illegal immigrants be

granted citizenship? Yes. No. Yes, three. No. I'm not convinced either way. No. Was it the 14th Amendment? Which amendment did this? That whole thing had more to do with slave rights, post-slavery, than anything.

The idea behind that wasn't that someone could quickly run, jump over the goal line into the U.S., quickly have an anchor baby, and say, oh, we're with him now. See that baby that I just had just now that I conceived in Guatemala, raised in Mexico, and just gave birth here in Laredo. Well, we're all American now because we're with him bullshit now that that's bullshit Let's let's wrap that baby up and fix the umbilical cord and then send them back to fucking works I think the baby is American, but the parents the baby's American. I know they They send the family home. I mean, I guess in theory the baby could stay.

I don't think so. I think there's some right where they're allowed to stay with the child. That's the reason they do that shit. Yeah, Jeb Bush is under fire right now for literally referring to them as anchor babies. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna agree with Kyle. I hadn't thought about it. That's a pretty good point. I think we send, if they're from not Mexico, but I think Central American countries, I think we send those families. I'm not sure.

The scenario that I'm most concerned about is like you have a family that comes over here. They set their roots. They're illegal. They're illegal. They set their roots. Their children have never known any other life, right? They're 12 years old, 14 years old, or even 20 years old. And they are, for all intents and purposes, Americans. They've known no other life right they're 12 years old 14 years old or even 20 years old and they are for all

intents and purposes americans they've known no other life they might not even speak their parents language and honestly what the fuck is the point of this we've got no sympathy for america that's on the that's on the children the children committed no crime and then they get deported into some country that they're not really citizens of there either. Fuck all that. We got a team here we're on, and there's a team registration. You can't just hop on the team. I've got no sympathy. There's a legal route to go if you want to do that.

You don't get to come here. We all made our points. What's the downside exactly, having more people in your population? They don't pay taxes. They don't pay taxes. They do. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

This is the children of illegal immigrants. We're not passing them off as for free. These are people who want to join, to be part of America. Children that are in a traditional system whose parents are illegal immigrants. Go through the legal... My mother did it.

I really want to get over the goal line here. Well, whatever, like all the way to the way that I don't like... I kind of have to argue with you on this. All right, let's make an answer because I want to throw an anchor into the next topic. No. over the goal line here i well whatever like all the way to the way that i don't like all right let's make an answer because i want to throw an anchor into the next topic no let's vote all right i keep saying my okay okay oh five so all right so we're gonna go like a no no two on this thing yeah yeah yeah all right so um should illegal immigrants be offered in-state tuition rates at public colleges within their residing state no no this is again that scenario where the kids have lived there forever and oh really so would they also be eligible for any for for any discounts if they go

back to mexico and want to go to school there okay if they went back to mexico well i'm mexican technically so i wasn't really trying to make an argument. I was just trying to lay out the scenario. I have dual citizenship in the U S and the UK. I fucking wish I could have the option of having discounts in the UK. So I can legal system, right? If I could have 20% off or whatever the hell it is and going to the schools over there,

that'd be fantastic. So yes, yes. I don't think, I don't think we're sitting here being like, this is some exclusive club i think we want to be sitting here like we should do a valuable portion of this let's invite you into this i think everyone here lines up like they did the previous question so i'll

just know to it getting over the finish line baby should illegal immigrants work in the u.s be granted temporary amnesty no illegal agreement temporary amnesty? No. Illegal grim... Temporary amnesty. Oh. How temporary is temporary? It's hard because I was... Yeah, I was going to say the terms of temporary are weird.

Like, fucking... Till sundown. Yeah, right. Till sundown. What's his face as a year in Russia? You're fine here till you get the fuck out of here. So there's various levels of amnesty

based on levels of criteria. So I'm going to guess it's somehow how useful you are to the country. Jesus, that's hard. How useful am I to this country? Because I don't know what temporary means I have to vote out. I'm a U.S. citizen. I've been a U.S. citizen my entire life.

How useful am I to this country? I wouldn't argue very much. That's scary. I don't want to be based on usefulness. I don't think I'll be here very long. Then don't illegally move to Canada and start working. Should illegal immigrants... All right, put your votes.

Yes or no? No. All right, so no amnesty. Should they... Repeat it once more. Should illegal immigrants working in the U.S. be granted temporary amnesty? No. No temporary amnesty.

Jesus. That's three no's. Yeah, alright. So I'll no three it. Last question, boys. Should law enforcement be allowed to detain illegal immigrants for minor crimes so that federal immigration authorities can take custody of them? Yes, five.

Yes, five. Yes. I want them to disappear in the night. I feel like if you're an illegal immigrant and we catch you, there shouldn't be some crazy sort of like, well, we caught you for this. I should black bag him and whisk him away. All right.

Yes, five. Does everyone agree that if you catch an illegal immigrant, you can deport the guy? Fuck, that's so hard. Yes, two. I don't really care that much. He's literally a fugitive from justice. Now, where the fuck do we hit submit?

How often do you read? Did you do the survey too? No, skip the survey. No, goddamn. Oh, here it is. Show my results. We're done, we're done. Hold on, it's matching our people this is the big payoff oh my god i want to hear this tell us tell us woody it's still

it's calculating and we are bernie sanders bernie sanders with 83 percent hillary is next it's i don't know if my numbers match woody so uh Sanders is our top guy. Rand Paul is second. Hillary, Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush, Donald Trump. He's the first guy to drop below 50. Scott Walker, Ben Carson, Martin O'Malley, Lindsey Graham. Who's the bottom three? Well, John Kasich, who actually is my personal top guy, is the one we agree with the least. Bobby Jindal and Lindsey Graham, also, bottom three.

Yeah, Carly Jindal and Kasich. I hope I have his name right. Kasich, I think, is right. I wonder what this... I feel like Taylor might have nailed it when he did the whole like this thing is designed to make you agree with this guy or that guy I don't think so. I read the quote you can go back and read the question. We have the results goddamn it Let's move along that we we do political talk is is totally knocked out of the park for this one. We killed it fucking God Let's move on asses because it's bad all right this is true move on I'm gonna

understand it is everyone as it is there it is one vote Bernie socialist fuck communist completely thank you I'm a Marxist really right? yeah Marxist that has an X in it scary word that's what he is we only agree with radical on 55% of domestic policy issues alright you guys do a topic I can't look at this

we were talking about marijuana a minute ago I think Colorado is projected to make $105 million in tax dollars just from their marijuana this year. That's a shitload of money. That's fairly interesting, too. They paid off all of their debt or deficit after one year, I think.

Is it possible that in 10 years, they're going to have collected nearly a billion extra dollars that are going to be injected right into the Colorado community. Isn't, isn't that going to make Colorado a wonderful place? I don't think so. I don't think so. Because as more and more States adopted,

the rush of new people is going to lessen. I don't know. Okay. I see that. But I think Colorado right now has got to be the Mecca, right? Like, like since they've had a couple of years of a headstart,

they're established. They've got, we saw that news. No one gets fucked on it. Lots of people go there for the exact reason it's a great culture for it why not right but i don't think it's going to keep trending i think it's the vegas of weed i think it's always going to be i think i think they've cemented themselves by being the first to to do it you know and i think like those other places are going to be like atlantic cities uh but i i think that denver and colorado in general is going to be kind of the Vegas of marijuana,

just like Vegas is the Vegas of gambling. But that's a shit ton of money. I think you're mostly right, Kyle, and I think why the fuck not? That's the first place this happened. It's going to happen somewhere. It's potentially legal? Why not somewhere? And this is the place that's doing it.

I think it makes a lot of sense. Yeah, it's not going to continue to trend up, though. Chiz is right. It's going to get diminishing returns. It's going to, like, right now the novelty of it is so high. I think, so here's why I think you're wrong. I think right now acceptance is still sort of at a 60-40 split, but I think 10 more years of legalization and while you will see other states legalize

and you will see some delusion in the market in that way, I think the acceptance margin is going to change so much that you're going to open yourself up to tens of millions of new customers who currently would say, no, I wouldn't do that because it's a faux pas, it's not federally legal, blah, blah, blah. But I think if you get federal legalization, you're going to open your customer base up by another 50% or something, potentially. But that doesn't support your argument, though. No?

I think there's going to be a lot of customers in the future. People literally move to Colorado and then pick that as a vacation spot now. If you get California, for example, which has way more attractions and things to do in the state alone that support being high. I don't know about that. I feel like Colorado is a real vacation spot. It is.

There's no doubt about it, but it's not going to exponentially keep going up. We're going to have a stoner vacation, though. Which sounds better? Going to hustling, bustling LA? Or going to Colorado with all the natural beauty. That's like a real stoner hangout to me. Going to like Boulder and then just hanging out in the mountains while you get

ripped is probably what those stoners are going to do. I'm really hoping for North Carolina to legalize so that Woody can start his, uh, his farming operation. Cause I don't think Woody's full of shit at all. I think the second they, like if legalization started rolling through, Woody might become a donor.

Woody might be supporting his candidate to try to get this shit to go through. Like, there'll be a hydroponics bay in his backyard the day that shit happens. Rows and rows of pot everywhere. It would be so funny to see, like, you open that chapter of your life, like, Rastafarian, you've got this whole new outlook on the

world and life in general. You just baked all the... You got like a bong that's like this big and you just walk around with it in a haze just... Yeah. I really opened my eyes up, boys. I'm not that rat race.

I'm worth eight digits at this point. That's right. I would love to see stoned I'm worth eight digits at this point. I would love to see stoned Woody. Woody's got so much land, he can literally build the facility to grow it and a dispensary right there, a coffee shop right there on the corner. Oh, yeah. That'd be funny. If North Carolina legalizes. I can't prove it, but I'm convinced that I side with thing is somewhat

corrupt. That it's designed to point you. I think Merck had called that movie halfway through. It's not, though. Read the questions. I think you guys are just biased. There were a bunch of freebie liberal questions that lined up with Sanders and Democrats that were designed to

point you in that direction. And I felt like we didn't answer very liberal at all. What he's talking about is just, thinking about it, you say it all the time. The only thing you're more conservative on is economic issues and gun rights. There were some gun questions in there. The entire got overruled

a good amount. By you liberal faggots. When you're wrong, you're wrong. I don't feel like we're all that liberal faggoty, right? It was a pretty decent mix of... It seemed very moderate. Think about it. Think about military spending.

Those are conservative ideologies, okay? You don't look at them that way, but they are. That's true, but also the five-two. Yeah, Filthy surprised me with some of his more conservative viewpoints on some things like the military spending. Like, we spend so much, dude. Maybe you don't know the numbers. Like, it's outrageous.

Like, the overspending. It's like China spends this much. Russia spends this much. And we spend, like, this fucking much. It's like ten times. We spend more than the next ten superpowers combined. You think I don't want America to be part of this? Like, you're wrong in that, mate.

I am perhaps liberally conservative in the sense of I wish we didn't spend this much on it. But if we had to be the point of us versus them, you know, shit. Suddenly I'm going to be spending a lot more about them. We can kill them ten times over. It's us. Our military is about

equal to the next eight militaries combined in mechanized abilities. You know what the problem is? There's eight of them and it's one of us. us our military is about equal to the next eight militaries combined like nice abilities you know what the problem is there's eight of them that's one of us you know what you're talking about those militaries are like the UK you know what I'm okay with four times the expense so long as the NSA is surveying our allies this is the way he plays Civ too he's like we need to have it because it's always 4v1 they're teaming me you joke but i i don't

laugh about that shit right i'm not i'm not against my ideology being pushed to the top don't get me wrong on that and i will support the fuck out of that yes i may be questionably about this yes or no but at the same time like i'm a part of this this yes or no and at the same time i want this to be the top period. And if that is the top relative to people who don't have the chance to be the top, good, fuck them. You know, like in some sense of it. And who knows when all of Western Europe and Russia and China will all band together. And Mexico and Canada.

Yeah, and Mexico and Canada. Goddamn fucking Kyle and Chiz. And almost have a chance. I have. That's what I'm saying. And, you know, if I'm drunk and I i missed that so be it that's my my bullshit so in an effort to get away from political we won't let that happen in the real world yes that's civil take a break from very lost and tuned out for like help me taylor my name yelled out there make them all be quiet because they'll just

nail me for interrupting but no topic all right so here's the thing since we've started reading like am i an asshole and stuff like that people write me with their personal problems all the time now I can't hey we have AMA questions by the way oh hey if they're entertaining as sometimes I'm like I could bring this up on the show. But Chiz brings up a good point. Yeah, and the last one you read... The last one that was user-submitted by you sucked ass, and I feel like it was a cry for attention,

am I an asshole? You mean they wouldn't just send something in for attention? That's fine. Your am I an asshole questions, and Kyle showing off fucking goodies that assholes send them right yeah well there is an am i an asshole in you can pay for your sponsorship or you can pay for your question bitches this is capitalism at its best okay uh new rule going forward if you want your questions to show up on the show you have to page yeah then do the patreon thing and uh okay so i'm gonna i've got these amas here is the jeremy wheel of pain a definite no i then do the Patreon thing. She said Patreon.

Okay, so I've got these AMAs here. Is the Jeremy Quill of Pain a definite no? I don't think we ever got an update on that. You got so many fucking updates on that. You got told like four times directly. It made up half an hour of discussion multiple occasions. Jeremy doesn't want to do that. He doesn't want to do that.

It's called the Jeremy Quill of Pain. If it were called the Billy I'm bad at asking questions wheel of pain, you wouldn't want to do that. He doesn't want to do that. It's called the Jeremy wheel of pain. If it were called the Billy I'm bad at asking questions wheel of pain, you wouldn't want to do it either. It would be a torturous wheel. Where you either get $250 or get tattooed or stunned. Like, yeah.

This one's going to be one of the things. Like, like, oh you lose Jeremy. let's spin again he's gonna be like no no you're gonna see a guy break down on camera so yeah definite no and there's also legal ramifications what if i fucking like damage jeremy in a serious way well you have to not do the wheel of pain you have to replace the painful things that'll make him immediately stop with something that's incredibly like gross like switch it over to

grossness and sound it longer think Jeremy's moving on a new place in his life and or nah he's gonna be hardcore I alright I don't know if I oh wait wait here's the one to woody this guy paid so we'll do is the question I'm 19 year old second year university student from Australia studying for a bachelor's in information and communication tech. Next semester, I could choose my major, and I'm torn between the following options. Web systems development, networking, health informatics,

and advanced programming. With your understanding of the direction IT is moving, what major would you recommend? Fuck, he didn't put information security in there, which is my go-to answer. I fucking love InfoSec. I feel like it's one of the few areas that will remain high-paying

as opposed to outsourced to India and China and more. But let me look at his choices again. Web system development? No. Networking? Health Informatics and advanced programming. I'm not familiar with that last one. And so networking, I'm just gonna call that networking or advanced programming.

I think it's six in one hand, half dozen of the other, and you should pick the one that's more your passion. If you choose networking, it's definitely going to be one of those 24 by 7 on-call things until you get into the management ranks, if you go that way. And with the other way, I feel like it takes a little sharper head on your shoulder to do advanced programming.

But wherever your passion lies, networking or programming. Kyle! Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were done. I was just going to say, and not web programming. That's going to get outsourced. You'll be making whatever, seven bucks an hour. Go on. Kyle, recently you've inspired me to start watching the X-Files. Problem is, there's a ridiculous amount of episodes in each season.

How long did it take you to watch the whole series, and how do you still have a life after all that content? The X-Files is just like a crumb in the content that I've consumed over the years. There are a lot of episodes. I don't know. They're like 42 minutes long, I think, each, and then there's like 20, 25 a season, and then there's like 10 fucking seasons,

but that's only like 200 hours of my time. I've watched all of Supernatural, that same fucking thing except more seasons. I've seen, if Supernatural. That same fucking thing, except more seasons. If you can name a series that's mildly popular, like The Wire or The Sopranos or not Orange is the New Black, but what's the... Weeds,

all that shit, House of Cards. I've seen all of them, all the episodes. In some cases, multiple times. Every episode of Friends, every episode of Seinfeld. I've seen an enormous amount of television so you know that's what i do in my spare time uh kyle will you ever upload to the fps channel ever again no probably not yeah i'll have some stuff upload some stuff there i plan to upload some of the survival stuff there i've got i've got a few things that i'm gonna upload i there. I've got a thing. If you're not going to use the

paintball footage, I'd love to get the thing of me getting shot. I literally have that open on my... I was trying to edit it for tonight, but I've got the wrong program, and I could only edit it in 30 frames per second. But I am going to use it, and I've got the clip pulled out of you getting shot,

and I'm going to put that on Kitty's computer so I can render it in 30 frames because I don't have the right program, and I will get it for the next show. Hmm. Okay. Oh, Chiz, how likely is it that the workshop series is going to happen on a scale of 1 to 10? I know that question doesn't start off with Chiz.

I added that part. Yeah, you added that part. Why is that a me question? I feel like that's a you I feel like that says you'll be the one helping with the question the chair I'm going there it's look again shiz yeah I'm gonna assume it has my name in front of it I'm just gonna guess that way it's gonna happen I don't we're not why would we not do it like that that question it's an incredible undertaking. Hold on. The question might as well be reposed.

Are you guys going to make a shot? Which is why I felt like it was more directed to you. So Chiz is moving here in like, is it eight days or six days, right? Yeah. Moved to Raleigh? Uh-huh. He's going to live in my guesthouse and his I want to say his bus trip leaves in three days and his arrival is in six I leave on

Wednesday so it's six days for the bus so he's alright sit three days on a bus. That's still hilarious. That's not funny. Still hilarious. The state coach arrives at noon, boys. So, like, that's a thing. And then as soon as he gets here, we'll probably start working on the stable as kind of a warm-up to it. Maybe learn something about, I don't know. Doing things?

Well, also recording it, right? Like if you look at a lot of the stuff we've done so far, it's just been like pointing iPhones at ourselves and things. I think that on the stable, maybe we start micing up, you know, wireless lab mics is just a standard thing for getting that going. I want you guys to have a story with it where like in the beginning, Chiz is hesitant and Woody is trying to show him how to hammer something, and then it progresses. Then there's a montage of Woody standing behind Chiz and, like, showing him how to hammer,

but then Chiz lets go of it, and they both look at each other and laugh. And then at the very end, Chiz is sliding out from under something, and he asks for a wrench. And then Woody gives him a wrench and Chiz says thanks. I want to see Woody behind Chiz holding the hammer. Sweaty chest hair. Anyway. That'd be great. There's going to be a lot of education in all of this.

Look, I hate to be a naysayer, but in my opinion, and I won't say anything else negative about this, but I think you guys are undertaking something that's quite difficult for two guys who haven't exactly done this before on this scale to undertake alone. So I will be very excited if you complete a shop of the magnitude

that you're planning to buy yourself without a lot of... Keep it up, naysayer. I'm not going to keep it up. I'm just saying. The first thing we're going to do is we're going to take a chisel and put fuck Kyle in all of the boards. See, it's smart.

You just write it in the wet cement. See, you're just working hard. I'm going to buy a branding tool and put it on all the studs inside of... I'm not going to brand a person. I'm just going to put it on... I have a branding tool that says, like, handcrafted by Woody or something for furniture I make. But

anyway. To throw a number on the thing, the stable thing's a 10. That's going to happen and it's going to start in like a week and a half. The shop thing, I think it's more than 50-50. I'm going to call it a 6. I know the shop

will happen. I just think that like you guys will be like you know we may be overheads here let's call a contractor i feel like that but i i mean there's definitely gonna like for example we might be like you know what contractors doing drywall or um or painting i'm not a big fan of it uh but i think that we're gonna do a lot of the framing i think that we're gonna do the pretty much all the electrical Not I'm not even on a scale of 1 to 10 on how frightened I am by the electrical. It's a one roofing Yeah, see siding all that stuff I

I watched a video series on a gentleman doing this. Fucking easy. He'd do this shit. Yeah. None of that scares me. Tie a rope around yourself and around the fucking foundation. You fall off, you swing, whatever. You what?

Yeah, do that. These videos would be great. No, there is real, like, safety equipment involved. I think that's what he's talking about. I want Woody to film the wake after this goes on. Can't you see him loading that casket up on that greyhound? Puts one final pack of cigarettes in there as a memento. All the bus people are gathered around.

He closes your eyes and then lays that hat right over your face. They do a 21-gun salute, but they're all like shady hideaway pistols that the bus people pull out. They're popping 40s for him right by the bus stop. Yeah, it's going to happen. He was one of us. I'm pretty sure it's going to happen. It's going to happen, especially with the naysayers over here. Yeah, they feel me.

Other way. I get shit done. I'm just saying, you guys have got a lot on your plates because the plan is to redo the stable, build a shop, and then move on to auto stuff. And I just feel like that's 2017 stuff by the time we get that car completed like i feel like you're undertaking a real task everything will be done by uh spring yeah i think it spring might be aggressive but i well he included the car that's

here so spring oh man the car i don't think the car will be done in the spring i think i think i think the shop will be wrapping up in this no these two are talking about uh fixing up an old car together or or like or some kind of an automotive restoration project or something like that um what was i gonna say the so i think the shop could take into the spring it could be a little while wow i actually got the plans today that he asked me to look them over and stuff. They just came in today. Send them on over. I will.

But what was I going to say? I'm pretty excited about it. And I think it'll happen. Things like siding, that doesn't scare me too much. I think that'll go pretty quickly. Not afraid of hammers. Yeah. There's a plus.

Well, there's a lot of things I am afraid of that i've never used before what do you what part scares you the china anything electrical oh i'll teach you like electricity yeah you will well you'll teach me everything oh you meant the electrical like the wiring of it yeah oh i mean you i thought you were afraid of like compound miter saws or tools no but i've never used a miter saw so oh no i've never used a saw i'll teach you i know you will yeah we'll teach everyone um it's a learning process we're gonna make this shop car and restore car and you're gonna be in georgia going where are my friends where are my friends you can come visit watch youtube fail on the internet and it's gonna be hilarious and i will come i will show up at least several times i'm gonna come to like watch this shit go down it's gonna be fun it

might be interesting like so i've done a bunch of habitat for humanity projects and uh there are times when it's like all right we're ready for the 18 unskilled workers you know we're installing subfloor right so if you never installed subfloor there is fucking nothing to it yeah all the joists are in place there's no talent here you're basically laying plywood on the ground and hitting hammers into it so a team of like 18 idiots with hammers and nails can do this perfectly well And it's pretty hard to mess it up or one idiot with a nail gun

That's I'm just what I'm getting at is those down is there a team is there like a pka meetup day at some point like Hey, you want to work on the shop which is a barn raising yeah, talking about a barn that's awful That's a huge liability get that idea out of your head. Hi. I'd like an impromptu construction team. Here's your electrical saw, kids. Yes. Let's all raise this wall together. I can just sit like a whole barn while smooshing like eight of our fans. Everyone agrees. Alright, he was never here. Never here.

Number seven and five. Where do you get the tractor? We need a hole. The here. Number seven and five. We need to get the tractor. We need a hole. Dog got him. All of you sign this confidentiality agreement. What accent do you wish you could master? For me?

Any. Irish maybe. It'd be fun with Kyle's hatred of the Irish for me to be able to do Irish well. Why don't you give us a taste of your current Irish

that you're working on. Okay. Don't steal me lucky charms I'm so bad at accents. Sing a song and you're like, Caden said it. Shit, I don't even... That is horrible. You have to be able to do a accent. If I didn't say do the Irish accent. An Indian accent. Taylor, let's hear the Irish accent. Can you do a southern accent, by the way?

I feel like you've never done one. Can you do a southern accent? I can try. So you slow it down and like... I love how you really slow it down and like yeah that old boy that old dog you're saying words that maybe a southern person would say with your regular voice Oh, man. Well, I'll say, I'll say, I'll say, boy. Well, I'm an oil-bearing fella.

I say, I say, I say. So we loaded up the wagon and went to Beverly Hills. No? It's still terrible, but not as bad as your Irish. Your Irish is unforgivable. That sounds like there's something wrong with you. Like you have, like a problem. I'm dying. I'm dying. It's great.

I'm doing my best. Like if you went to an open mic night and just said Dishy, I'm gonna do my accent to everybody. I do accents, okay? And you put on a different shirt for each one and dig those. It's just extraordinary. People in the crowd. Is that a Canadian or is Mexican? I honestly thought this was Irish. This is my

Indian accent. It is time to do the needful. This is like I could work with Indians for years. How is that possible? Like Apu has been on TV. Would you like a slurpee? It's not. You should be able to do the indian is the easiest one and irish is pretty easy i think well southern certainly um that was great i'm

gonna re-watch that whole segment later i love that oh that was good irish isn't even that hard you just have to talk like that's amazing i i just use it even that hard. Oh my god, that's amazing! Irish isn't even that hard. This is how Taylor did it. Boy, for me, lucky child. I love your accents. The German one, I'll never forget when you were like, this is my German accent. All of Woody's impressions

sounds like he's doing an impression of someone who got a lobotomy eight minutes ago. Sounds like he's doing an impression of someone who got a lobotomy eight minutes ago. He slows down all of his speech. Sounds like he's trying to hide his voice, but in no particular manner. This is my German accent. That's better than what you've done in the past. It was D minus, but the other ones were like 2% Fs.

Not even like a close F, like a 59%. Do a Russian one. It's always... Just think of a saying to take some words out. It's only a dressure. Old women look like men. It's your same voice. Your voice.

You did what I said, but you didn't change your voice. You took some words out. Your voice. It's still yours, but you make, yeah! You did what I said, but you didn't change your voice. You took some words out. Your voice, it's still yours, but you like, make it more gravelly or something. You don't make any effort to actually pronounce the words differently. It's just like this. This is my Woody accent. Woody, why don't you know how to do accent at all, my friend? You don't know how to do any accent.

But I love you. how to do accent at all, my friend. You don't know how to do any accent. But I love you. The way Kyle does, his Russian accent is like he's trying to balance egg on the back of his tongue without swallowing it. That's what you do with your tongue. That's what it sounds like. Yeah, it's back to the tongue. That's a gross little sound you just made to the mic.

Yeah. Alright. That's a gross little sound you just made to the mic. All right. That was amazing. Better than anything for the other three hours. Yeah. Thanks for talking us up. I'm the manager of this show, and you guys suck ass. I did everything I could to keep it moving.

I mean, would you not pay to see him do that at like a serious open mic? Nobody should pay for that. That's awful. We just sit in the crowd and laugh. It would be funny if the crowd wasn't in on it. If you introduce him, ladies and gentlemen, world-renowned impressionist, commander extraordinaire, Woody's gamer tag. This man can do it all from George Bush to Donald Trump. Like just give him this crazy intro and then he comes out and is like George Bush to Donald Trump, like, just give him this crazy intro, and then he comes out and is like, like, just kick ass. Or they put on different shirts and tops, you know? You have someone introduce his voices, so like, he's about to do his Morgan Freeman,

and then you just do a really offensive, stereotypical, like, hey, yo, yo, yo! Just take a look at him. And I'm black! Straight out of Compton. Busy living or get busy dying. I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this month. Different black guys.

Here's my Samuel L. Jackson. Did I do that? Any and all black guys that are not the one you see. That'd be great. If Gurr Martin were to die next week without finishing the book series game of thrones with the fans

take it over like they did with Star Trek do you think it would immortalize the series of Game of Thrones like how it has for Star Trek will be the downfall fuck all the people who want to do that we know the two show writers we keep the story going as far as the Martin has already said he wants no part of people taking over his work yeah he's dead he doesn't get a fucking opinion

though i think he does in the will i think that's how that works exactly i think you're dealing with the fact that he wants no part of people taking over his stuff yeah it would be interesting i mean there'd be no official thing. Yeah, could we just do it otherwise? Like, alright, Game of Thrones. This isn't the Game of Thrones. This is the Riddle of Chairs. And then someone completes the Riddle of Chairs series based on what it was.

Yeah, I could wrap that thing up pretty neatly, I think, in about 400 pages. Let's get this thing over with. You're not allowed to finish that series now. 400 pages to wrap it up. Yeah, yeah. We have three more seasons. Yeah, I'd throw everything on a tab. There'd be a global cataclysm

like that comet you saw on the first time. It'd get diverted, come back, fucking impact the Earth. There'd be some crazy shit. We'd get that over fast. I'm coming to the opinion that Game of Thrones is kind of overrated. I like it and I'm looking forward to next season. I don't think he's an amazing writer.

So next season they have a flashback to what is it, the Tower of Joy or whatever? That whole fight between Ned Stark and that guy who's supposed to be the greatest swordsman ever. And they hired the greatest swordsman in the world apparently to play that guy. I feel like they realized that we are disgusted

with the Sand Snake spinning around like dumb asses, and that that was a real low note for them. Maybe next season we get some incredible choreographed fights. I don't want flashbacks. I do. Yeah, get some Ned Stark in there. Is he coming back to the show, the same actor and everything?

That's interesting. I don't know. I don't remember that flashback in the book. And I kind of just want to see how the story ends and where it goes. And I don't know. And then you're right. That Sand Snakes thing was so awful. Like, it wasn't just a low point of the whole season. It drug down what that season was.

That whole scenario. All of it. All the Sand Snakes. Do you ever get that stomach ache when you watch someone doing something really embarrassing and you feel that visceral turn, almost like you're on a roller coaster? Does this happen when I make my impressions?

Yeah, if you're watching Woody do impressions. No, your impressions are humorous. You're singing, however. That, that, that's cringeworthy. Woody the Slayer? Need a bad pussy. I've never watched Woody the Slayer? I need a bad pussy. I've never watched Woody the Slayer all the way through, and I've seen it five, six times.

I can make it three minutes into that thing, maybe that far, but it's just, you're hitting some notes in there. That's the thing, I don't think he hits a single note. He's crying at shit itself. That audio is harsh. It's really about the lyrics Focus on the words when your ears are bleeding

Watching something so embarrassing you have to start talking to drown it out topic If you were searching through an online dating website, what's the number one quality trait that would attract you to somebody's profile? Kyle we know your answer. Female. Right, Kyle? Does no one pick it up on this? Yeah, pro-choice. I think what would be that it was somebody who was really laid back

and shared some similar interests with me, like Netflix and Taco Bell. Yeah, totally. I don't want somebody who's all outgoing and has a whole friend group and circles of social interaction. None of that bullshit. I just don't like that stuff.

Some people who eat Taco Bell don't have those things. No, no, no. I want someone who encompasses all of these qualities. Who both loves Taco Bell and Netflix and also just doesn't really have any social life outside of... I don't want to be interjected into that. Like, I hate that whole like, you know, meeting other couples and like hanging out with friend groups and stuff like that.

I don't need that. What I want from a woman is like pretty much there. Sex, food and emotional support. Right. These are the things that I'm going for. Lots of all of them. Really? lots of all of them really if she was like a total conservative that didn't like any of the same shows and movies you watched and judged you harshly for your interest in those things and

also listen to nothing but um baroque music those things wouldn't bother you at all tell me more about the sex you have to do it to Baroque music. Emotional support disqualifies some. A teddy bear can also accommodate all of these things too. No, it can't. But sex, food, emotional support, that's really what the whole relationship

thing is about for me personally. You might want something different. So like judging me harshly and stuff like that, that just, you know, she would fail in that regard if that were the case. But the relationship would fail if you didn't have any common interests besides just fucking eating and emotional support.

This sounds like a pretty good relationship to me. Sounds like you get a little quiet time. Jackie's taste in television is awful. It's something that I can just deal with. She's always there watching 1990s television shows. It's 4x3.

Wait, wait, wait. That's excusable. I like those. She's on a mash kick. She's been watching and I know a lot of people like this one but she watched star trek voyager recently and i'm wasn't really down for that oh well i've seen every episode twice so i probably have too yeah i've probably seen it but but like i walk in and it's on and i'm just like i don't like it um mash i watched mash as a kid and i'm re like, I don't like it. MASH, I watched MASH as a kid and I'm re-watching it now. Dude, they're just screaming at each other,

overreacting over everything. There's one character, Hoolahan Hotlips, who is just like, she screams at everything. Everything is literally like a high-pitched shrill awfulness. But I can deal with that.

We actually don't watch a lot of tv together that's all of it's all that's it's always sunny right there by the way just characters shouting yelling you might be right yeah i didn't think of it oh i know because i know someone who complains about it and it made me over critical watching it now um other people go oh number one quality you're looking for. Yeah, Chiz, you seem to have a couple in mind. What are you thinking? Similar interests, movies, television, things like that, music. That's the main thing.

The givens are givens. We have to be compatible. Like, sex. I mean, yeah. I'm putting that in the given category. I look for that stuff from my guy friends. Yeah, but it's nice to have both. Like, if we're watching something, you know, if we want to lay together in bed, we can watch the same thing, discuss it later. It's just a nice bonus.

If you don't have common interests, what do you talk about? You just debate like you have different points the whole time. It's just not as fun. Okay. You don't want to be debating what's I'm saying you have different interests on every single matter no similar interests like what do you talk about like you literally just have someone who both share a bed and that's it that sounds like a shitty relationship common goals yeah the common goals that's good yeah well of course the common interests sex food emotional support i think woody hit the triad right there but i think

well the original question was just one thing like an interest on a profile right can i say a thing real quick when i was a kid i didn't value food at all I was like fuck like seriously people care if their wife can cook like that wasn't a thing at all that I thought was even medium important but the older version of me and the fatter version I might say is it's like you know what like a lifetime of good food is actually a lifestyle upgrade compared to bad food oh yeah we have to re-hit the cameras um so yeah anyway yeah you i interrupted you taylor you were saying oh no i was saying that you kind of hit the nail on the head i was just trying to think of a specific trait like that you would read

on a profile like so before you can see their interest and how they actually interact because people always put horse shit interests in those things to seem interesting well they'll be like oh scuba diving which really means that they snorkeled once when they were 11 horse shit about those things all the time i'd have to say like at least one outdoor interest and not things that like no self depreciating like deprecating so yes self self-deprecating no i want them to appreciate over time would he no no no self-deprecating like stupid like i'm a crazy cat lady and i'm a little random like nothing like that because that's that would get grading. But yeah. And one outdoor hobby listed there.

Like doesn't matter what it is just to show that not complete shut all thing. Yeah, because I find myself staying inside too much. So I need someone to drag me out if I fall into like an obsession with like Skyrim or Elder Scrolls or something like filthy. Just be left to my own devices. Filthy. Maybe he's away. Filthy. I can't see anyone but Chiz. Oh. I can only see you two.

Oh, I see everybody but Filthy. I only see Taylor and Chiz. I don't see Woody or Kyle. Aw. We'll come. We'll get there. Did you see my link of that alien cock dildo

that lays eggs inside of you? Smooth transition. Wow. What? What's the purpose of this? That's what that is. I think I just described it pretty well. It doesn't lay eggs. It does. It really lays eggs inside of you. That is an egg

that it lays inside of you. Yeah. So you can be impregnated by the alien it's attached to the weird cock like thing it goes inside the cock thing you're seeing it after it's emerged but yeah that egg goes inside the dildo you fuck yourself with it and then the egg comes out yeah what a niche market yes and that what this one? Yes. And why is the other one like a pincer? Well, it's a different species. What do you want?

Why are you judging AlienCock? Because one's blue with eggs, apparently. The other one seems to be a pincer. I don't like it. It's uncomfortable. I don't like any of this. I don't like... There's just no... There're weird. There's a thing on a dating profile. Make sure there's none of this shit. I...

Yeah... That one on the ground, it looks... You know those latex oven mitts that you use to grab things out of the oven? That are made of some sort of plastic? They're rubber? Yeah, it looks like one of those. Do they come with two eggs interesting well there's four there order now and you get an extra egg get the swarm package this one shoots eggs

at you it's your Zerg dick just in color of faces got a dark blue like coal thing going on for the alien cock and a green flowery one for the pincer dick. I don't like how they laid these on the ground there, just on the hardwood floor, arranged the eggs, and then kind of just poured Crisco all over them. I was going to say, there's some kind of substance around the entire thing.

It's been plated. 4chan's a great place. If you were to start a new company right now in the sole interest of making as much profit as possible what would it be and why you see now tilt tilt getting milk for the masses start a college. Hmm. Casino. Casino?

That's easy. Online casino, maybe. That'd be a lot of capital to start that up. Well, yeah, that wasn't part of the question, though. It was, you know, because if it was, then, I mean, really no one kind of has all that free capital to start a lot of businesses. Like, were we answering lemonade stand? Starting capital is not up for debate. You have unlimited resources.

I would put a lot of money into, like, marijuana farms, like, building connections there and getting a lot of, you know, influence in that and then have the capital ready as soon as a state legalized to go set up a shop like every three square miles just tons of them that would be a good way to make money like if fucking Georgia I don't know where legalized it I'd be the first guy there with you know Murca's Kush Emporium and people would come by Is Kush a kind of marijuana or just a synonym for it? It's a strain. People use it just as like a synonym for it generally. Okay.

It's a strain. Yeah. So, here's a video of that crazy alien thing. Like, being used. It's in GIF form. I obviously can't really show it on the show, so just thought you guys would like it for your own personal use, maybe. Well, I'm going to look at it now, Kyle.

Yeah, you have to. It's quite long, too. It's like 45 seconds before it lays the egg and everything. She's having trouble inserting it. It's a little flaccid as far as dildos go. Well, I mean... You know why? Because it's hollow in the middle for the eggs. Oh, that's why it looks like a...

Yeah, that looks like a terrible design. It's like trying to put a wet spaghetti noodle through the eye of a needle. It's just not working. And there's the egg. Jesus, that would look like a fucking racquetball. I hope this egg comes out with some sort of velocity.

I hope it like... She kegels. She kegels. Wow. That's repeating. How difficult. What an age we live in. This is a testament to success.

I like the green hair to match the dick. Where did you buy those? So now she's grabbing the thing again and probably inserting the other egg, I would guess. Oh, yeah, that's what she's doing. What if you couldn't get the egg out? Wow. This is not turning me on at all.

Oh, wow. Look at all these. Here's an alien vagina. You can get a pairing. You can get an alien fleshlight and an alien dildo for $145.95. For those weird people. And you can go fuck yourself, you weird loser. What are you fucking doing with that combination?

I mean, you know, whatever. This is just awful. I judge you, but I can't see you. I'm looking at where you buy these things. The scariest dildos you've ever seen. Wow, this is interesting. Well, that's a tough top ten to crack. I'm not convinced that she likes these things.

Who are you, to prank call Walmart? She's doing her best to sell it, but... Are we going to prank call Walmart? You think? There are more pressing matters. I see what you did there. Here's a whale dick one. What is this? Whale link it. this one's supposed to be like a an alien all that that one's

yeah can we show can we show these on the show because otherwise it seems like a wasted waste of time what if we prank called walmart and tried to get the black ops 3 beta that's like completely available and like no no but you need to hook me up i'll give you 100 bucks give me a code but you could just do it for 65 sir just place a pre-order now i don't want the game i want the beta i can't commit to the game i gotta taste it first it first. I hate pre-orders. I'll just give you the money. You give me the code.

I wish my video worked. I can't see Woody or Filthy. Let's restart the call. Let's restart the call. Okay. There we go. What an awful, awful website, Kyle. You want to do that? There we go. Oh look. What an awful awful website Kyle. Look.

That's uh. You wanna do that? Eh. Eh. Alright, suggest something better than looking at dicks. Oh. Oh, better than that? Looking at alien dicks. That's fair. Um. that's fair um that may be it are we all out I feel like

I feel like we've let I feel like Filthy has passed out in a drunken state he's there yeah he answered oh look

okay I passed out well he has no audio and video why are you talking video seems pretty fucked right now alright so what's what's the symptom I passed out. Well, he has no audio and video? Why aren't you talking? Video seems pretty fucked right now. All right.

So what's the symptom you're getting with your video? Can you hear me okay? Yes. All right. Well, apparently it's not as bad as I thought it was. Take your video icon out. See what happens. Yeah. Yeah.

It's not working right now. I never enabled his video on accident, so I've only seen that robot fist for the last four hours Well, I think that has been beneficial to our overall communication, but uh yeah, probably not oh well Do you want to do the top gear trip woody I said I was in yeah, what is that? woody i said i was in yeah what is that uh do i have to pull the thing i'll describe it as best i can just tell me if i get anything wrong but um essentially uh it's sponsored so we would you know find money somewhere but we each buy a car with a limit of two thousand dollars so it's not

going to be a great car or vehicle. Maybe it's not even a car. Maybe you're doing paraglider or something. And then you upgrade it with some budget, $500, $1,500, to make it more fitting of the theme. And the theme is Lewis and Clark. So we're going to drive this thing along roughly the route that Lewis and Clark took from like the Mississippi to, is it Oregon?

Uh, I think we went all the way up to Seattle, Seattle. Okay. So, uh, we're going to drive it halfway across the country, but since we have to get it there all the way across the country and,

uh, and that would be that. And, and we have hijinks and challenges along the way. Yeah. that sounds fun two thousand dollars total no two thousand dollars for the well i mean it two thousand for the car and then 500 for upgrades and the upgrades are not cool things like oh i ripped out the manifold and put in this high efficiency exhaust one it's i mounted a horse head to the hood of my

car and put tassels behind it because i'm emulating a buggy you can't tell me what to do my twenty five hundred dollars you're not part of this then no that's my idea was to show up on a motorcycle dressed out like a horse with like a horse in the front because it's supposed to be lewis and clarky i was fine with it but he'll be the only one on a motorcycle oh i'm gonna buy a car and i'm gonna put a radio in it well it'll have a worst show ever you know it's not for you kyle oh and each car has a cq a cb yeah so we can talk to each other and stuff yeah okay i can't believe none of you have watched any Top Gear. I've watched a few. I'm just not a big fan of it.

I don't find their brand of humor to be that funny. I know they're wildly popular, but it's just not interesting. I've watched most of it. You're off target on that. I've watched most of the Top Gear content that exists. Really? You've never seen them do a road trip? I love their road trip.

When they found the Nile, the source of the Nile, that was, that was probably the best one they've ever done. Then how can my, every time I bring up the Top Gear thing, you say, I don't know what you're talking about. And I say, they do their cheap car challenge. They didn't, you know, they buy three cars with a budget and they go do a road trip or whatever. Yeah. But usually I see them as being very, like the ones that I remember, like the stick in my head or like buy a car and make it a boat. And then obviously it sinks in no time at all yeah and and where they'll like buy an rv and it's like a terrible idea and they pull it with something that can't go up a hill and then they try to go up a

hill and they go sliding back dangerously and shit and I'm like this is all terrible but the Nile one wasn't I just watched that one again recently the Nile one was especially good and I don't know how much of it was like... Obviously some of it's scripted. He's like, you know what? I had this idea. I see the Nile goes here, but maybe the source of it is actually the sea from over there. As if it was his own unique thought. And I just don't believe it was. But still, it's the best thing they've done in my opinion. But still, it's the best thing they've done in my opinion.

I like the one where they do the Journey of the Three Wise Men. So they get dropped off in the middle of Iraq and have to get to whatever the holy city is. I forget off the top of my head. And they've got to go through Iraq, Iran, Turkey. I think I saw that. Yeah, I hate it when they make fake danger up and stuff. Like, you know, we're wearing our bulletproof vests for this part. Well, that's not really fair.

Like, of course they've got, you know, a crew of people there, and they even said there's a guy with a gun there and whatnot. But to say they're not in real danger, like, they are in war-torn areas. Like, that's like saying every reporter that goes over there isn't in some level of danger or not. $2,000 may be too much. Yeah, I was going to say $1,500. Look at this. Look what I found for like $2,500.

I feel like I would be super comfortable and that's super appropriate for this kind of trip. It's a 2,000 Volkswagen Jetta, 2 liter, 5 speed. $2,500. I bet the AC doesn't work or some shit. It has ice cold air conditioning with professionally installed new compressor and parts. Yeah. You can get a lot of, you know, furthering back to what we always say about used cars,

you can get a lot of decent cars for $2,000, even $1,500. You just have to look and not be picky, you know? If you're looking for a certain model in year, yeah, you're going to have an issue. But, like, just a car that runs and isn't going to fall apart, you can get that done for $2,000. It is more than two grand for what it's worth. I mean, I've been looking at this for weeks now. Like, you can find a lot of good cars for $1,500 to $2,000. Well, we'll figure something out. Weeks now like you can find a lot of good cars for 1500 to $2,000 Mm-hmm

Well, we'll figure something out We need some I like the idea of like Working on the budget and being really exact with that budget and sort of having a competition in some way Yeah, yeah, I'd love to show up with some like 1970s diesel euro car and Give that a go see what it does that'd be funny break down you will be humiliated I'll never get over it hi yeah I bring my tools there you go bring your tools see that's the one thing they have that we don't have though is that they could fix things on

the fly more because they have a lot more experience. I follow Jeremy Clarkson's mentality on fixing things where I take a big sledgehammer out and hit it on like any random place of the engine and say I fixed it. What does he do when things break? The other two fix it. Oh, but don't they leave him behind? It depends on the situation it depends but someone will almost always get left i would be vengeful on that shit because he leaves you behind in a heartbeat all the time we're not the u.s marines we leave a man behind yeah

and and you know the next time he goes down i'd be like hey you're on your own that's that's how this works goes around comes around yeah I would like to do that that'd be a fun trip and a fun series of videos yeah I'd be up for that that sounds like so if we had somewhere cool to go like you said though that'd be fun if you lost a challenge and had to dress up as a man from the 1800s could we get you to do that me yeah yeah if you got costumes there oh yeah of course why not I don't and had to dress up as a man from the 1800s. Could we get you to do that? Me? Yeah. Yeah, if you got the costumes there. Yeah, of course.

Why not? I don't give a fuck. Good. She was worried that you would. I've never seen Kyle do anything to hurt his image in the public light like that. What, a costume? Costumes are fun. Yeah, but you'd have to wear it in drive,

and whenever we got out in public somewhere, you'd be wearing it. That'd be okay. I wore my priest costume in public. It's not like he knows people there. Who cares? Yeah, I wore my priest costume, you know, to parties and stuff.

I don't mind. It's about as inflammatory as you can get, really. I wanted my girlfriend to dress up as a boy, like an altar boy. Yeah, if you're a decently good looking person, you can get away with outfits in public, but if you're like a big ugly troll, and you try and pull it off people are gonna be like, what a fucking maniac

dressed up like he's a chimney sweep to defecate himself oh, we're costumes hello bud you gotta build a shop and a fucking car first. Is that a prerequisite for this?

No, they're not prerequisites. I guess those are different. You still kind of need the shop, though, to work on this car. No, you didn't listen to anything. You're doing stupid stuff to the car. Like, we're not... The other idea, which was similar, to restore a car and

do a road trip with it you'd need the shop like you said but to attach a horse head to the trunk and pretend it's your carriage yeah i believe i could do that in the driveway paint half of it brown paint half of it green the other half third red you know stupid shit shit. Hmm. You don't need to shop for that. No prerequisites here. You're doing this. It's driveway stuff. It'd be fun to put... It'd be fun to make, like, a buffalo car. Like, cover it all in fur.

Like, shag carpet the whole exterior or something. You could probably find some fake rugs and shit to attach to it. It wouldn't be too much money. Yeah. Put a horn on the top of it, an air horn, and you can control it and go... Moo? Fuck a buffalo.

I was going to say moo, but I don't think a buffalo moos. No, I guess, but I don't know. Do your buffalo noise. Moo! This is my buffalo. Buffalo. my buffalo. I may have the best elephant on the show, though,

so that's a thing. That sounds like a party. A kazoo. I don't think that was good either. You did one good one once, and you've never been able to recreate it since. So sad. Should we ever need to communicate with elephants?

You won't be the guy to go to. Screwed, yeah, yeah, for sure. Filthy, are you dead? Are you there? I think Filthy had a lot to drink. I think Filthy has a lot to drink I think Filthy has been gone for an hour today I just got my first job in sales

any helpful tips for a beginner to someday become an assassin find somebody to work under find someone who's already exceeding in whatever kind of sales you're in model yourself after them see what they're doing so right I'd become an assassin

guy wants to become what is he getting an assassin assassin is that what you referred to yourself as kyle that's what i was referred to as it's just it's i did not answer it yes assassin I did not dub myself the assassin it was just you know the manager was like he'd always be like when he was asking for his good salesman he'd be like where's my assassins at where's my assassins at and he'd always be like

you're my number one assassin Kyle was part of an elite group of salesmen known as the assassins I literally was but it sounds sillier than it is. Yes, because it's actually not silly. It only sounds that way. He was like, raise your hand if you're an assassin. It was serious business.

You could tell the difference between the guys who knew what they were doing and could fucking put somebody together and the guys who were just kind of order takers. I don't know. What were those guys' names? Yes. Were they samurais? Make eye contact with those people. Sheep? Did you guys have like a grading system

kind of like in swim class when you're a child where you go from like guppy to dolphin to shark? Not like that, but there was like you know, there's a plaque on the wall where they keep track of salesman of the month and there's like you know, everybody knows what everybody else is doing. Like you're working on an open floor. Your name was written in marker board there with quotes, the assassin right there.

You start out as an Irishman. But I don't know. It was a very competitive thing. And there was definitely like two or three different classes of people in there, of salesmen. They were the guys who sold a lot of cars and did really well and were always kind of relaxed there were the guys who were always borderline and they were always stressed out of their minds and weren't that much fun to be around and the guy there were the guys who were failing uh there was this one guy who had like a prior crack addiction this incredibly disgusting fat ugly wife and like three or four babies who

all were like x amount of months old you know what i mean there's like oh yeah that's the three month old baby and that's like the eight the 12 month old baby and that's the 18 month old baby like they had like an extreme amount of toddlers at this guy's house and he was just such a fuck up and and i don't know he just completely fell apart ended up back on crack out of state broken down like whole life fell apart. Ended up back on crack, out of state, broken down, like whole life fell apart, went back to prison. Like car sales is not an easy thing to do. Most of the people fail. Even harder than car sales is having a 12 month and an 18 month old baby. You got to have a couple of women on deck. Yeah, you got to have a couple of baby mamas. This guy was gross. He had a rough life though. There were a lot of guys that came through there

that you just felt sorry for that had lots of stuff going on at home and needed that money but they couldn't sell a fucking car what can you do except for ink their face and ruin it further I'd take his chair like he's got the customer sitting at his desk

and he's like alright sir I'll be right back let me just talk to my manager I'm Rich D'Amville that was his name and I's like, alright sir, I'll be right back. Let me just talk to my manager. I'm Rich D'Amville. That was his name. And I'd steal his fucking office chair. His chair. And he'd come back all doing his walk with his papers. I got a great deal for you, sir. Let me just...

Where'd my chair go? And I would steal the chair when the customer wasn't looking. One of us would distract the customer, the other would take it. And they wouldn't notice. Why are they paying attention to the other guy's chair? So the customer wasn't looking like one of us would distract the customer the other would take it and they wouldn't notice you know why are they paying attention to the other guy's chair so the customer would be like oh you know i don't really know and so like every now and then he'd get into a little bit of a tiff with the customer he's like what do you mean you don't know if it's sitting right here like where my chair go and he tried to laugh it off like i was like i i honestly don't know i'm not sure if you had a chair. I had a chair!

Where do you think you sit all day? I had a chair! And we're all over there like... We just fuck with people all day because there's so much waiting around and doing nothing and cold calling, which is lame. So there was just lots of downtime, and we're cruel people. So that's what it's like.

The underwear thing is definitely the worst thing I think you did. That's pretty bad. I stole a lot of deals from people. I'd swoop in and take half your deal. If your customer comes in and you're not there, me and you are splitting that money now because I'm coming in and writing that paperwork up. I could do a deal jacket, which is all your paperwork, super fast by the end. It was five, six different pieces of paper. And I already had them all filled out. So I was always the first one to swoop in and not really steal somebody's deal, but kind of steal somebody's deal. So would that other person be there at that

time? No, after they're there, there's nothing you can do about it. But like, you know, they take their... Nothing you can do about it. But if they're on a break or if that's their day off, then I'm not going to give you a courtesy call or anything. I'm going to sell his car. I don't have time for that. Would people give you courtesy calls? I didn't take my days off.

I didn't need courtesy calls. Look at this guy. I didn't. I didn't. I just wanted to say. I didn't. I didn't. It was a... I just wanted to say. I remember Easter and guys being like, hey, can I get off early?

And I'm just like, no, this is Easter. People are... They're not working. They're buying. What do you want to go home for Easter for? Are you going to look

for some eggs for your kids? Let's make some money. I never understood that. They always... Anyway, that's how you do that, I guess. Find somebody who knows what they're doing and work under them and work hard. Try.

Sage advice. Work hard and try. No, Kyle. You know, I've never heard that. It's not related to that. It's just who you're lucky to be born under, right? It's the people who, you know, the good car salesmen, their dads were good car salesmen

too. Passed it along. That's true. I heard on MSNBC that 100% of poor people die poor. There's no social mobility in the United States. It's the land of inopportunity. I'm curious what that number is of how much wealth is actually in there.

I'm sure it's bullshitted by whatever part you want to be because they'll be like, 0% of people who were born with a net worth of zero achieve true richness, defined as $1 billion or more. I saw a thing on Reddit the other day and it was something about the first black female millionaire was a slave formerly or something like that.

And she was like a self-made millionaire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So when you see something like that, you're like, yeah. So she was property at first, and then she made a million dollars. That's because that generation had so many opportunities. The slavery boomers.

Oh, yeah. You don't hear that a lot. That's definitely a majority, though. What else do we have to cover? The survival trip's coming up very soon. I'm still scouting locations, but I've got a backup location that will work just fine. I just want to find a more ideal one.

So that's pretty much squared away. We've got a sponsor in tow for that. It's going to be pretty cool, I think. So we're going to do that thing. I think we're going to start at the first of next month, which is only like a week or two away, a couple weeks. Yeah, nine, ten days away from the survival trip. So that's going to be good.

Lots of squirrels out there last time I looked. So squirrel souffle. We should find different recipes for cooking squirrel, and instead of just having like a squirrel on a stick, we should have something fancy. What could you possibly make fancy? Squirrel kebabs. That is just, you said, I don't want to do a squirrel on a stick.

I want to do something fancy. You add stuff to it. Get some vegetables in there and stuff. Oh, you know those vegetables that are just growing in the fucking woods? Leaves and pine cones. I saw some persimmons. You saw what? Persimmons. What are persimmons for those of us that aren't gay?

Um, they're kinda like grapes, they grow in a vine, but in the wild. Uh, I don't know. You know they're that from just looking though? They're nature grapes. You're willing to take that chance. Yeah, I know what persimmons look like. When I grew up there were always these red berries everywhere. And I was told you could-

Because they're poisonous. What are they? Oh, I don't know, but I feel like that's one of those shitty bushes. When I grew up, there were always these red berries everywhere. And I was told you could... What are they? I don't know. I feel like that's one of those shitty bushes that they put in around schools and various places. You either get those super thick bushes that are just weaved with spiders everywhere, or you get those shitty ones with the red berries everywhere. They're the cheapest thing I'm sure you can put in. Do you ever eat crab apples?

Yeah, those are okay. There's tart, sour-ish, but tiny apples. They're pretty gross. I don't think I've had them, but if there's tart, it sounds like I might like them. It's not the fun kind of tart. Imagine a Granny Smith apple, but

more. Gross. Thatified appealing to me oh hey did you see the thing that came out said that vaping was 95 safer than smoking yes it doesn't surprise me yeah so that's well finally there's some there's actual statistics that doesn't also but it doesn't mean it's healthy it just means it's almost 100 it means it's barely bad for you at all here's the thing that i know it means it's barely't mean it's healthy. It just means it's almost 100%. It means it's barely bad for you at all. Here's the thing that I know. No, it means it's barely worse.

It means it's a fraction of as bad. It's being compared to a really bad thing, though. To stand on its own, it can still be a bad thing. It's just not as bad as that thing. It should have compared to caffeine, then. Here's the thing. As a woodworker, the really fine particulate dust turns out to be terrible for you.

And this seems crazy to me, but apparently your body doesn't have the ability to like get rid of particulates in its lungs, right? Have you guys heard this before? Certain kinds of particulates, like the mucus and stuff

can get up like some stuff, but like a lot of the modern particulates that are synthetic, like fiberglass and asbestos and all that awful stuff like that goes in our lungs and just gets it's in our lung tissue yeah i don't understand how like people live for so long if you can't clear junk out of your lungs but apparently that's a thing and um i know that with woodworking it's not really the big sawdust or even the sawdust that you can like see it's the super fine stuff that's really really bad for you and i was reading that in vaping that's a thing that they do like they put tiny little i want to call it talcum powder but obviously it's not that

but there's like tiny little powders that stuff that's it's blowing out isn't just vapor it's also dust and that that was one of their major concerns on how healthy vaping was. Where was this article at? I don't think that's a thing. I saw it just recently on Reddit. Because you can make your own. You can literally make your own. It's vegetable glycerin, the flavoring stuff, and whatever.

There's different ways to make it, but there's like three components. Yeah yeah and i feel like that's saying oh yeah ice cream is great it's just milk sugar and cream or something and you're like yes that's true but the stuff that you buy is often filled with like polysorbinate something or other the yeah but those are like you know there's no there's no vaping flavor like store that is wal that, you know, is like cutting costs somewhere and putting in garbage for you to inhale. Go to try to buy e-liquid anywhere. It's always a mom and pop website somewhere. Like these are people that are making it themselves. Maybe you're right.

There's no manufacturer. I'm out of my depth here. I'm not an expert. And I think what Kyle started with is undeniable. Like if you're coming from cigarettes cigarettes this is a healthy step down if you can't just step off cigarettes step to vaping and it it appears to be a step in the right direction but vaping is probably not as good as not vaping well yeah i feel like vaping is probably about as bad for you as i don't know a childhood of playing baseball in a dusty field like i i feel like i feel like it's as bad for you

as living as living like i don't know in an area that has a a lot of pollen versus one that doesn't like i feel like we're talking about a lot of pollen versus one that doesn't. I feel like we're talking about a minuscule thing here that maybe over the course of an entire population and 10 years of research, like, oh, yeah, that one guy over there didn't do as well. But with cigarettes, you see huge segments of the population just dying of horrible diseases and all that stuff. I would say vaping is about as vanilla a vice as it gets. as it gets yeah i i that and that's where i wish i knew because kyle might be right kyle might be right a little bit yeah there's nothing good about taking in heated anything into your lungs though but they do a good job of heating it and from what i read to just the right amount that it's not it's not i

never felt burned by a vaporizer like like even if i'm like giving it all it's got and inhaling straight to my lungs like it's never like burning me in any way the same way like a cigar certainly would um or something like that i i know i'm just saying but if you smoked a cigar like that it'd burn you like it doesn't get that hot not by the time it's like yeah apparently it i was reading about how smoking works and how vaping works just recently or maybe oh it was a video that's what i saw um there was a guy who did a video on on how healthy vaping was and uh you know his the conclusion they always arrive at the same thing way better than smoking but you know not great not perfect i should say there's a thing there it's not a there aren't health benefits it's not going to

make your it's not going to increase your lung capacity or make you uh you know be able to hold your breath longer underwater anything like that it's not a positive but it's just a very very minuscule negative maybe more so than most things that people intake like soda and coffee sure yeah dangerous is like coca-cola or dr pepper yeah i don't think you're the way in i think so it is definitely uh that's way worse worse for you i drink mountain dew shut up filthy yeah alcohol kills all the bacteria inside your system. Everybody knows that. Right.

That's true. But you shouldn't do drugs, kids. Unless you feel like getting it for free. Well, that's a different story. Unless you want to have a fun time. But don't be wasting money on things should go so in an eventuality where so if they federally legalize marijuana would you do you think people should be able to use like their uh their federal assistance to buy marijuana no no just like i don't think they should be able to

use their welfare what if they're using it for medicinal purposes? That's a challenge too. Then it should be covered under Obamacare. I feel like, but the medicinal purposes that a lot of card carriers have are kind of bullshit, right? You go in there and you say, like, yeah, I feel a desire for marijuana sometimes, and they're like, I can solve that. Sometimes I want to get high. I have this terrible illness where i want to be high oh i got something for that like yeah it's like i mean yeah glaucoma like things like that can be helped by a number of things mom it's not like weed is this you know

cure all my brother had cancer and um he didn't do pot for his cancer, I think. I'm pretty sure. That's not how you cure cancer. It doesn't cure cancer. It does kill cancer cells, though. Here's the thing. Chemo is really rough on you in two ways, nausea and appetite. Marijuana, I'm told, is good for nausea and appetite and marijuana happens to prove I'm told is good for

marijuana and at firm nausea and appetite it just seems like huh there'd be parts of your chemo cycle where you could suffer through it a lot more I remember after my brother beat cancer it was the first time he said that if he ever got it again that he wouldn't do the chemo that it was too awful to live through and um and that was that was it now he did get it again call it 2002 so they've got i feel like they've got a really effective anti-nausea drug now and uh my girlfriend's been prescribed it it's the same one they use for for that but she's been prescribed it for just general nausea and I've taken it before and one minute

you're completely like sick as a dog like vomiting and you take it and then you're just like oh well I feel better now this is post that I've had that too in particular I get nausea after nauseous after surgery and like now I tell them in advance if I ever have a surgery. But prior to that, they'd be like, all right, we'll keep that in mind. And I come out, and I'm, like, vomiting, and it's terrible. And they put, like, you know those Listerine strips? They can give it to you in that form, like just a little strip on your tongue, and you're, like, and then, like, literally within seconds.

Or in your IV, they can do it too. You are, your nausea is just like gone. But, um, I don't know for chemo that that existed and they gave him this big, awful milkshake to drink and it was terrible. And yeah, he had a chemo buddy and, uh, that guy was kind of, what they do is they pair you up with someone your age who's a little more experienced than you. And instantly he was like, dude, that drink they give you, it's a tall drink of water, and you don't want to finish it. But trust me, finish it. And he just sort of led him through the thing, and it was interesting. They'd know other people going through chemo who were dying like, dying. And they're making their own observations, I remember.

Like, yeah, the people with, like, the soft issues, you know, like belly cancers of any kind, like, they seem to be dying most of the time. But the people with, like, bone cancers and, you know, skin cancers, like, they seem to be surviving. I don't know. They were just, like, I remember watching them talk about it talk about it and it was like wow these guys are fighting cancer like making their own stats on the mortality rates and um yeah they'd have like matching game boys so morbid yeah but back on the pot thing like it seems like, dude, if that brings some sort of mental stress and, like I said, nausea and appetite, then, wow, doesn't that seem perfect?

I think it's the first thing that I'd go to college camp is, hello, fellow children. Hello, fellow children. You know where I could get a hookup? Sunglasses and a ball cap. I swear to God, I don't know what I'd do. Would I tweet? Because I feel like a fan. Would I tweet?

Right? How do I score pot? I have no idea. Do you have a teenage daughter? I don't think she knows either. She can find out. You know what? Yeah, but she would know someone who knows.

Here, I'll give you a quick list. Craig's list. There you go. I didn't think that would be a thing. you know what yeah but she would know someone who knows here i'll give you a quick yeah craigslist there you go i wasn't i didn't think that would be a thing i didn't know that is um but yeah i'm sure she knows someone that smokes pot and uh i could find a connection she's 16 she knows a lot of people who smoke pot. Yeah, I think that not in her... I would take that bet. I don't think she has anyone in her network reach that smokes pot.

I think she does. I mean, just 16. Of course you do. It's a small school. You can't even be in such a small group. I don't know. Yeah, I bet she does. When i was 15 or 16 like we knew who's who smoked pot like it was there was a few guys who did and it was like really their older brothers or something who were the real uh source of the whole thing or whatever

but like there are people and we we knew like this junior in high school right there's someone out there whose identity involves smoking pot who she could just talk to or something. Have you seen any of those kids when you've gone to drop her off and pick her up anywhere? Done any school related things? I'm sure you know who to look for. At that age, you can tell pretty easy because they make it like an integral part of their identity. It's like you can spot Petey Pothead from 100 yards yards away. Cause he's got his, you know, marijuana shirt on and you know, his backpack has the leaf embroidered into it or something.

There's nothing even wrong with it, man. Um, yeah. Or, you know, like, have I seen the kid you say?

I don't know. I've seen kids with long hair. Wow. I think you would just get like, I think if you wanted so much that you were going to deal with cancer, why wouldn't you just go to Colorado and then package it well and mail it back to your PO box? That's very illegal. That's trafficking drugs over state lines.

Well, you're already saying, I care more about not suffering for the next however many months chemo is than the law. You're already taking the law into your own hands. like I feel like that would be the way to go. Are you? Yeah. Are you already taking, you're taking the law into your hands when you do that illegal activity you're talking about? You're already planning an illegal activity, like that's the whole point of what we're doing here, is that he's saying that he would get, like if he got cancer, he wouldn't care

about the law, he'd get himself some weed. And I'm saying, like why would you want to deal with some shady 17-year-old that might narc your 40-year-old ass out and mess your life up? Why wouldn't you just fly to Colorado, make a trip out of it, package yourself up two or three pounds of the shit,

and then mail it back to your last days in prison? This is way more illegal than buying a dime bag off of a 17-year-old. You really think the mail... Well, now they're checking the mail. I feel like, Kyle, you're risking 25 years in jail and stuff like that. Yeah, you'd be fine.

They would get you for trafficking. They would think I was dealing if I shit myself three pounds. But on the other hand, if you buy less than an ounce locally, then it seems like there's a slap on the wrist. Sometimes it's just a fine, and it's not even like a criminal thing. I don't know what North Carolina does. You'd probably get shot during the arrest. In North Carolina the other day, they killed that kid.

Was it South Carolina or North Carolina where they killed the kid the other day? I don't know. The one the cops were high-fiving after they killed him? I think that's South, but I'm not sure. But yeah, that's what... Did you say it was north? I think it was south. I think it was south, too.

Yeah, that's a crazy thing. And they won't release the tapes on it. And that's not a good sign. Everyone is hearing that they literally high-fived the dead body after they shot it. God. Yeah. And they're not releasing the tapes they're like no no no we don't want to do it whatever we have our own internal investigation

and uh yeah and a lot of people are saying that the reason it's not getting attention it's funny that neither of you heard of it about this archis did he knew his south no i'm guessing i don't know anything about it oh oh he was white and a lot of guys are like oh yeah cop shoot a white guy and and high-five the dead body and it's on film and you know there's no mention of it and I saw stats like they did was he shot for or drug arrest right or drug stop something like that for walking while white he was unarmed too of course yeah so I it unarmed oftentimes, of course. Yeah. So, and unarmed, oftentimes they act like unarmed means there was never any reason to, like, be physical or something. That's not true. But this guy apparently...

They high-fived him afterwards. He could have been... It seemed like the cops didn't have their head on straight. I hope for... I can't wait to see the tape. So where did the high-fiving thing come from if they haven't shown any footage? Witnesses. Oh, well, that's pretty fucking bad.

Yeah. Well, witnesses apparently saw them high-five the dead body. They didn't pull their phones out and film? Right? Well, now I'm disappointed with the community as a whole more than the police. Worldstar really needs to do sort of an awareness campaign, right? You need to film, landscape. None of them do it.

Out of all those Chinese videos of the explosion They're all vertical who are you idiots out there who have never like some people like like I've been I've met these people in Real life like I've seen the girl hold her phone like like this and someone be like no Well turn it sideways and they be like huh? Huh? Why? Why what's the difference? They don't understand the fucking difference.

It's absurd to me. Is your TV mounted vertically, bitch? Yeah. The black bars on the side, people just think that's how cell phone video's supposed to be or something. Turn your goddamn phone sideways and let's use it. Does Rollstar give money for their videos huh i wouldn't

think so i feel like if they did they'd get a lot more submissions you'd think so right you know lively world star if they started just giving out it especially what could they give up besides aside for money yeah like could they have some kind of a point system maybe something like that ambassadors and sponsor people to give they could give out like privileges in their search engine optimization customized channel homepages but none of these things well i guess we watched that video earlier that that that chick uh pulling the stun gun on the guy and trying to stun him. And he knocks her the fuck out. Really? It was amazing. And it looked like

they got into one little scrap and he knocks her away. And then she comes back for more. And it was clear by watching the first time he engages with her that he puts out his left arm and finds his range and then throws across. And then when she comes again he

does it again and just right in the middle of her face and she's just like on she like immediately go well here we go all right this is i'm i can't wait to see this so the beginning is unintelligible know that going in all right uh let's see it's two and a half minutes long ready set play so they're outside a gas station and it's really hard to tell what's going on but a guy and a girl are arguing the guy appears to be in some sort of like traffic safety reflective vest mm-hmm so he might be working right now I can't tell this girl gets out of the car

I'm going to sleep if it matters everyone in this video is black and they're at a quickie mart sort of thing and this woman keeps screaming at the guy the guy walked away she's yelling put it down I don't know what the scoop is.

No one is doing that. Oh, shit. You know what's about to go off now? The bass drop. There's like background music. Alright, so now the fight starts. So these two women are fighting. Right here. Yellow guy just hit that girl right there close to the camera because she tried to stun him.

Yeah, because she tried to stun him. So now he's trying to break up the fight and she's coming back with the stun gun. Kim! Kim! Well this is fantastic. Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god, get up Kim, get up Kim.

Oh my god, Kim! Oh my god, Kim! Oh my god, Kim! Oh my god, Kim! Oh my god, Kim! Oh my god, Kim! Oh my god, Kim! Oh my god, get up, Kim. Oh my god, Kim. Oh my god, Kim. So two women were fighting and the guy looks like he's trying to pull him apart. And she tries to get the

peacemaker. He just hit the fuck out of Kim, man. Now this woman's chasing the guy and he's running from her. He's got a stun gun. Okay, now she has the stun gun. That explains that you better hit him because he knocked the fuck out of Kim. I got your glass, man. Come on, man.

You okay? You okay? You got your shit? He knocked her so out. You can't drive, man. You can't drive like this, man. He done broke your fucking nose, bro. He done broke your fucking nose. done broke your fucking nose, bro. He done broke your fucking nose.

He broke your fucking nose, bro. Damn, Kim. Shit. Damn, Kim. Man, why you let that bitch get away? He done punched that girl dead in her fucking nose, man. He broke her nose. Well, she attacked him with a taser.

Call the police. I told you, no touching. Call the police. He a bitch. He put your hand on women part. She crocked him with a taser and he put his hand on a woman? She came at him with a weapon. These things are fucking legit like like i'm so scared of these like like here hit yourself with it lightly real quick no yeah

i said before the show do your hair do your hair no i won't do anything because it's shit like it fucking be awful i don't want i don't know it's not your body it's dead skin i'm just not gonna do that no you can do your your do form. I've seen you do it before. It doesn't travel anywhere. This is a very different thing. Oh, it's pink. It's feminine. So is her

380 automatic. Don't do that. It's a much more serious one. It plugs into the wall. Let me turn it off before I shock myself. It's got an AC powered. It plugs straight into the wall. Yeah me turn it off before i shot myself like like it's got an ac powered it plugs straight into the wall um yeah i want no part of this or what that lady was coming after him with he hit her very hard that was great yeah yeah it i heard the lesson i uh people have heard this me say this a million times the point i probably sound like a misogynist, but you can't go attacking guys hoping that your girlness will make you invulnerable to any kind of retaliation. If a guy's attacking a girl because he's bigger and stronger and he's a bully,

and I'll admit there are men out there that are that guy, then he's awful. He's terrible. But if a woman goes and attacks a guy thinking that she's has some protective shield around her and she can do anything to him then you know it's just a bad idea just assume the worst for everyone assume and everyone's going to beat the shit out of you yeah don't don't count on chivalry to save you yeah that sense is much better yeah it's just not fair to the guy that 200 pound dude will wreck your ass like just don't yeah

it's not gonna go well you broke her fucking nose I watched a couple of those I was on Pussy Pass Denied today and going through a few of them I always really enjoy those some of them are not right. Like Pussypast and I can sometimes be synonymous with like girl gets hit or something. And there was one I saw and I was like I can't just I can't justify that one at all. This is just a guy who

beat up a girl and he hit first right. She might have like yelled at him or gave as good as she got in the debate, but you can't open up and start hitting someone for that. That's terrible. I would say it's doubly true if they're smaller and weaker than you, like typically girls are. But other times, like that one we saw there where she's chasing him down with the taser while he tries to break up a fight.

Get the fuck out of here. Break her fucking face. He hit her good. Real good. She don't follow. On the cross. It was like she got hit with a stun gun. Yeah, it was. Yeah, he decked her. That was great.

I hope that guy makes a YouTube channel. He just goes around knocking women out. Yeah, he's a do-gooder, you know. A do-gooder. He knocked her right into the Dagobah system like Han Solo. Their hands out. All right. Well, I think we'll call it a show.

That was Painkiller already, episode 244. Thank you so much, Filthy. Check out our sponsor, Audible. Audible.com slash pka. Get a month for free. Do it. All right. Bye, Filthy.