Painkiller Already - Painkiller Already #250

Episode Date: October 9, 2015

This week on PKA, WingsOfRedemption joins the crew and Chiz plays game master, pitting the PKA hosts and Wings all against each other in some improv comedy games!

We're live. It's happened. 250 episodes of Painkiller already. Kyle? This episode is being brought to you by Squarespace.com. Start building your website today at Squarespace.com and enter offer code PKA at checkout to get 10% off. Squarespace, build it beautiful. Wonderful. I was only on 167 of those episodes. Something like that. You still beating me?

Now. So Squarespace, best goddamn website host in the multiverse talk about what's all more about them later okay so 250 episodes it's been a long fucking I just awful journey right just just how much wasted time like we could have learned three different three three or four languages, at least one or two instruments. We could have, like, got, just, if we'd gotten minimum wage jobs and worked them for this amount of time, it would have been more profitable.

This has been... You could have learned, like, Mongolian and the Bassoon. We should quit this shit right now. This is just, just, just... We should open up our own five guns. And that was painkiller already at already 250 I hope you guys I think Kyle is very wrong about this because 250 at four hours a piece of a thousand hours If you factor minimum wage in that's seven thousand two hundred fifty bucks we make Yeah, well, but if you have like a rosetta time an Amazon friend Lex driver. That's $25,000 that's true Chisholm is Amazon. He's really excited about being an Amazon Flex driver.

I would love to do that. What other job can I pick up and go as I want? This is a man with barely any experience even driving a car. I always heard Amazon's fucking terrible. Please. You had a car, you totaled it, right? I drove for four years. And then you totaled another.

Yeah, I totaled two cars in three months. Yes. Oh, I'm sure Amazon Flex is beating down the door for your services. They don't need insurance background checks, okay? They absolutely need to make sure they're here. Can you do that on horseback? Like, will they allow that? Rollerblades. Do any of the other drivers take buses? You could get in one of Woody's go-karts. That'd be cool. Get your little helmet and everything. Dude, the golf cart's awesome. You know what? You probably have more observational driving experience than any other driver there. You've seen people drive across the country, there and back, there and back, there and everything. You know what? You probably have more observational driving experience than any other driver

there. You've seen people drive across the country there and back, there and back, there and back. Bring a strong point up. That's true. Hundreds of hours. I'm walking all those fuckers. So it's funny that this new flex job economy thing to me is exciting.

Everybody's becoming their own boss, little micro entrepreneur, etc. It's a much more fluid workforce than it was a few years ago, right? If you go back even 10 years, the goal was still to get a job that you would keep for a long time. You know, college was one part of this job process. Yeah. And now it seems like, you know etsy economy the ebay economy which to me like the early i thought it was silly like like um who's the guy that kyle tormented with hats jizz junkyard oh is that his name what was the mention of junkyard's name

i used to fuck with people just for fun the fun of it now that i think about it and he was one of them he was definitely one of my victims and he and there really wasn't any reason for it i just found him a bit annoying so such a nice guy and you were such an unmitigated prick to him every time i would go against him being a nice guy taylor because like his true colors shine that time he took down machinima remember that but I didn't do it all right the story is this machinima got like its third strike or something and junkyards video I think was the most recently uploaded one so a bunch of youtubers started a rumor that he took

down machinima and everyone got so mad and they're like calling him and stuff and I think XJaws called him and like you like I think he was anonymous or something and and he made a video of him getting super pissed off and like Cursing at the camera and such and he might have taken his hat off and thrown it. I don't know It's been a while. Can I tell this story? What happened was, before PKA was a thing, there were often these big group Skype chats.

That's the genesis of PKA, really. Like, you know, we liked the other podcast, and that was a bit of an instigator. But we were already in these Skype chats together talking like this. Well, one day we were having one of these because Mishin was being taken down. They get the three strike thing and all the videos go down. And so that means none of us are earning. And it's a fear. Maybe it's never coming back.

And I think it was me, but I'm not positive. One of us says, let's just blame it on Junkyard. Let's just run a campaign of lies and mistruth and just put it out there that this is all on junkyard it was you it was you yeah i thought so so we start rolling with it x jaws was really on board he called him and everything but as soon as uh we do this our everybody starts getting an uproar about it they're like pitchforks and fucking torches and and and it wasn't that bad they were just like hey man what'd you do this for what happened and he took it so seriously that he made this video where he was just raging and it was really out of character can you find it didn't

you save it and i got better than that i sliced up that video i made a little montage if you will and I have the link for it right here If I remember he did not roll with the punches well at all If he had just been like oh yeah you guys you caught me You know my grand scheme to shut it down but he got very aggravated I made this video as all this shit was going down Like as we were laughing I'm like watch this motherfuckers Like I'm rendering it out like this is was going down like as we were laughing and I'm like watch this motherfucker It's like I'm rendering it out like this is gonna be the best and here it is Are you ready? Give me just one second? I'm doing a quick thing. I'm fixing

That's the thing I remember about the video the most a support sandlot hat He's got the hat from the guy the kid sandlot he picked on. And the thing we didn't like about Junkyard, I think, was he was an easy guy to pick on. Because one of his other jobs was he sold women's shoes on eBay. That's how he came up here, in my head anyway. He sold Western apparel on eBay. Like cowboy boots and Western-styled button-down shirts with stitching and stuff. And he was a part of the new economy before everybody else was. button-down shirts with like this at stitching and stuff and it was the you know he was a part of the new economy before anybody else was and the thing

was he was in on machinima really early back when it was actually machinima and not Call of Duty stuff but all of a sudden Call of Duty stuff was all the rage and of and you know this guy who's normally it's you know his video every third day goes up on this thing but now machine was taken off it's huge Call It's huge. Call of Duty's all the rage. So, they're still giving him his placements. They're still giving him the same amount of video uploads on the main channel as always, but he can't play the game at all. So he invents the Junkyard Quickie, which is like a 30-second video that's all about him saying, Hey guys! Come to my channel and answer a question and you'll get the answer.

Motherfucker, I worked for 14 hours just to get the gameplay. It took 8 hours to render it on my piece of shit laptop, another 3 to upload it, and it's gold. They're uploading his shit so we didn't like it. Everybody was envious of Junkyard's person. He was a premier director.

Ken Burton. Junk he was a premier director ken ken burton i was yeah but junker was a premier director and like he's there was a real common format for the quickie thing it was like a 90 second video he typically was playing um demolition i think demolition yeah something that was like a whatever yeah like you could win really quickly and uh so it'd be 90 seconds he played on a really strong team Sometimes he'd go like one and two. He wasn't even the guy that made it a win. He was just on a strong team. He'd get a quick win.

And the format of the commentary was like, hey, I'm Junkyard. This is a quickie. And then he had a catchphrase, booyah, right? Booyah. Booyah. And he's like, come to my other channel. Watch the second half of this thing. So he had this premier position where all he did was upload essentially trailers for his own channel. And then, now, I didn't give Machinima a lot of videos.

But the people that did, like Wings I know, had stuff queued up for weeks. You know, six weeks, and his video's still not getting up. Meanwhile, Junkyard's getting up three times a week just pimping his own channel with bad videos. I don't think he'd be surprised to learn they were bad videos. I don't think he thought they were good. Yeah. That's what the whole quickie was, I remember. It was like 90 seconds. The first 60 to

70 seconds of it was, hey, it's Junkyard. Come back and watch this video on my channel. A little bit about what I do over there. And it's like, you saw this twice before. And there was 30 seconds of like, and as you've noticed, I've died four times, I've gotten three kills, so doing all right overall. You notice that my teammates, they've already planted both bombs,

so I'm just going to sit right here and wait. And then, oh, miss that guy. You know, sometimes you can't win them all in my life. Booyah! Got a kill. Booyah! Let's watch this montage. He was nice.

Alright. Ready, set, play. Oh, and he never cursed outside of this one video. Ever. Don't be fucking stupid. Grow the fuck up I get so sick and tired like I was getting ominous lighting frickin rumor yeah these little damn kids be back in a... I have nothing to do with it. Grow the fuck up. That's my thoughts on

quickscoping and I know I'm gonna get a lot of flame for it but... If you're coming to fucking hate on my page don't fucking hate someplace else. Not a little one so we threw all those back, get them bigger. Grow the fuck up. But I had a quickie that went up today and

it has to do with gaming as always and the question up I mean shit I can take down a whole damn company I don't even know what's going on with respawn on top of that I'm also trying to take down a whole damn company I don't know why I've been gone for the last 24 hours, and I come home to see that respawn is down. On top of that, I'm working with another channel. A lot of you asked how did it happen. Well, they picked who they picked, and it is what it is. He had just lost the competition. Apparently, that's what Machinima wants to see.

What we're going to do here is what we're going to do here, and that's the way it is. So with that, I'm going to go back and... I would like to take a tape measure and just measure the length of the bill of that ad. Like, who designs that bill? I do not want sun in my motherfucking eyes.

My game never ends. With that, even though you heard it once, needless to say, keep gaming. I wonder if he still games. I don't think he ever came. He did as of, I know he was active last year. Yeah.

He was part of a podcast and everything. I empathize with him now. He took off with the big Western boom of 09. Never had to come back. So he's making a living on the eBay stuff, right? And then this YouTube thing comes along, and it's a viable side income, an addition that matters to him. And he has a wife. He has kids.

He's got to make this thing actually work. And he's trying to succeed in the popularity game. And there's a bunch of snot-nosed kids like FPS Megaduck down there just sabotaging his efforts to feed his family. just sabotaging his efforts to feed his family. It's hard to make a living in this world where people fuck with you for no reason. It wasn't no reason. When you spell it out the way Woody did, it becomes clear that you were just an ass.

What do you mean it was no reason? He completely twisted the facts. You're jealous. We were all fighting for a living. How is it his fault? I'll tell you right now. We were all fighting for a living. And is it his fault? I'll tell you right now. We were all fighting for a living. And while some of us were putting everything we had into making the best fun that we could.

XJaws was fucking with him, and he wasn't fighting for a living. He was 16. Well, he was fighting for his next $30,000 check. It doesn't matter if you actually need the money to eat or not. We were all fucking fighting to be eat or not like we were all fucking fighting for the for to be the best at what we were doing and we all had a little thing that we were good at but he didn't he didn't he wasn't good in any way in particular at all and it was just the three pillars jealousy our production quality commentary and gameplay and he wasn't good at those but that's not his fault if somebody went

all right we're gonna give you it's like giving that guy a tv show we're gonna give it to you we know there's great um shows but we're gonna roll with this mtv shit reality show again because we want to like it's respawn's fault no it was just like ken burton like dude i mean everyone hates on junkyard but ken Ken Burton hated his fucking videos. They were awful. He was not funny, but he would try to be. I liked him at first. So bad.

It's like I stumbled upon Hutch and then Nanners, and then it's like, oh, there's this Ken. He was in Related Videos. Like, Ken Burton. Click on it. He's spinning on a fucking cap flag. He's spinning on a flag and dying. What you got to keep in mind is, like, Ken and Junkyard both came from an older generation of video makers. And when the call of duty craze took on

and that was all there was to be done, they were taken aback by that. Like that wasn't their bread and butter at all. And it required skill in two or three different areas. Like it was great if you could edit, but it was really good if you could talk. And it was even better if you could play the fucking game and those guys weren't good at any of those things they were creative and maybe they could come up with a you know they did machinima beforehand

like it's a totally different skill set so you know we came in there and we thought we were making the we were making what people wanted to see we were making what we wanted to see and you know if this is from the days where wings is making those fucking crate like c4 nukes and you know people are making the very first new tutorials for modern warfare to a gigantic game with like 20 million copies sold or whatever everybody came out with a fast to snoop around right time when I saw that I was like well I might as well stop I'll just not done but like I will never be that oh hell no jordi didn't take that for example jordi went detective on it you did it's funny

so you were like doing like a CSI style analysis I don't know if you zoom here you notice that his walking path is indicative of someone who isn't trying to get points for themselves what could this mean video the video I made discussed that that if what happens here is first you see that guy fuck up and jump back on the flag. That's the first thing that could be it.

That was the biggest clue. That was the first thing that could be it. So can I lay that out? What would happen – it was Terminal, right? If you guys know that map on Modern Warfare 2, Terminal. The guy stood on the B flag maybe, the one that was outside. And then he ran away, realized, oh shit, I'm supposed to be part of a six man hex or whatever that would be

so he ran back onto the flag so that he could die where he was supposed to and he only hung out there like three seconds almost after it was captured there's no reason you'd cap a flag run away then run back post flag cap like my video discussed you have to wait three seconds

after the match starts and then you run to the flag cap that's video discussed you have to wait three seconds after the match starts and then you run through the flag cap that's the only way a person from the from the um the metal detectors can get to the b flag and get that nade off after that the first spawn you take is actually a respawn at your standard projection and so he put the harrier there and because what and the harrier killed him again it's like that's how they done it yeah white boy has the fastest modern warfare nuke uh no now the i don't this isn't widely talked about but prior to g unit getting the fastest nuke x jaws had the fastest nuke but everyone in the know wonders but did he i hate how they counted the nukes i hate i hate how they

did it and it's happened more model warfare 3 where they started counting it from the first kill back when we did this shit it was from the beginning of the fucking match when that match said let's fight that's when the new count started oh like not fucking around for two minutes and then getting a kill and then starting the clock. The fastest nuke is Whiteboy. Whiteboy starts... Is it with the noob tubes? That doesn't count. It doesn't count. No, it doesn't.

Why wouldn't it? Because it's not a real gameplay. It's fucking horrible. Is it with noob? It's with the one-man army noob tubes? No, he shoots one noob tube. He knows how to aim it from spawn and hit their flag. As soon as the game starts, he switches to it, aims at a cloud, adjusts a few degrees to the right to a power line,

shoots it, cross map, and he gets his Harrier, and then he gets his AC-130 or his chopper gun or whatever, and he hammers out his nuke. Totally legit. Yeah. That's legit. See, that's another clue for why shaggies... 2011 PS3

players were good for that horseshit even the talking on G unit or shaggy like his whole shtick like talking about it on that video that Hutch had an intervention with him about

on Camp Hutch like you could tell it was horseshit from then where he'd be like, just gonna start off right here, go to a six-mile noob tube, quick six-mile diarrhea, and it's like... Dude, the thing that got me, the rest of the videos were fake. People know that the knife

nuke was fake, and people know that the fastest nuke was fake, but he had tons. He's like, here I'll get like 96 kills with a shotgun on Wasteland. Very hard to do. Watch me dodge bullets. That's the one! He's like, for those of you who don't know, you hit

circle, triangle, circle, and you can dodge bullets. How about you stop doing all your little tricks and just get a box of Claritin clear so we can understand what you're saying in all of these commentaries. We had him about a year ago. I was about to say that.

I bet he's changed a lot. He was terrible. He was fucking awful. He was like, I don't ever really give guests a hard time, but he was like hardly paying attention to the show. Okay, maybe. I almost never give waitstaff a hard time.

It's only when they're slow or don't do exactly what I think they should be doing. You guys are funny with that. Yeah, GUnit, he was totally disconnected. He didn't seem to have any idea what PKA was or was about. And that was surprising to me given that he's an old school COD guy. Does anyone else in the community not know of pka it's everybody knows about it yeah you know they've seen it they watch it now or they don't watch now or they come or they go or whatever but uh you know his level of of removal from what

happened in the community was surprising to me given how central he was all that shit out and just locked it away he's like those are the dark years of my life i remember dude so it was this like that nuke video made him like twenty five hundred dollars and everyone was like you know fake or not he made over two thousand dollars over two thousand holy fuck i mean it might be worth it to ruin your online life. To ruin your career. Because $2,000, holy shit.

It's right next to reaching into the cash register and stealing $500 and getting fired. That's real cash money. $2,000. I remember we were even thinking, well, he doesn't deserve that money. Yeah.

It's a fake nuke. He doesn't get real money for a fake nuke, which of course makes no sense. Of course he gets the money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there was a time when I was like, I wonder if he's on to something there. Is he worth it? Like, you know, for two thousands. Well, 1,000 times.

I don't know. It just seemed like a massive amount of money. At that period of time, all of us were only getting paid through Machinima's videos on their channel, not our personal channel. So it was a bigger deal. It was. Yeah, yeah. I think it started uploading more per day. So it was hard.

Early on, it was easy to get a quarter million, half a million when you uploaded through Machinima. And, you know, the more they did a day, the harder it was. But I seem to remember making, making like 20s of dollars i didn't get anything through machinima like i'd be going through and checking and i stopped giving them videos because of it but i was the wave right after you two got adopted and i'd be checking their uploads and it'd be like three uploads and then me and then three minutes later somebody else yeah it's like are you are you fucking kidding me so i'm in the fourth position of five and yeah i'll get what 30 000 views on this i got some advantageous uploads like i had the first um uh like nuke tutorial

on machinima which as you can imagine people wanted to see um and there was a bunch of like hiding spots and tips and tricks and stuff i'd make the kind of videos that i thought would go viral i did okay i got i don't know a couple million views i think total yeah i never i gotta have it they gave me machinima always treated me well um i don't really have any complaints with the i think i shouldn't have any complaints with how they treated me but um they used to give me last upload of the day and they used to upload whenever i gave them stuff, which wasn't very often. They're fucking assholes. They cheat me all the damn time.

The challenge was whenever there were branded integration deals and stuff, they seemed really shady. They do these 80-20 deals where they take 80% as your agent, which should be the other way. Or make a giant like and favorite bot and only use it on three people yeah yeah kyle was one of them but yeah like and and i would like i'd make my musical videos which were at the time were like million view videos and stuff and i'd be like prepping stuff you know getting things ready and i'd ask him you know hey can i get involved in the bot stuff it always seemed to be too busy for me you know oh no it's not you say it's up. It's not a bot it what it was Well, you're right. It's an equivalent of just it's called access to all the channels It's not it's a program that has access to all the channels. It's a big difference

So a bot would be some fake this is a Republican line right here No, no, it's just the truth a bot would clearly be fake profiles right like just machines out there They're doing a bidding the only, Kyle, is a fake profile and a profile that's actually used is hitting the like. Either one, they're not liking it. I'm not saying they're bots. I'm saying it's a bot that controls every account. It totally is a bot. Just because

it controls real people. If you want to call it a bot, I would disagree with that. What would you call it? You can't disagree. What do you call it then? God? It has access to all of these accounts. What word would you use to describe it? There is a bot. So the situation was that everybody, uh, they asked you... No, well, no, you shut the fuck up you.

They asked everybody if you'd like to take part in this program. Where occasionally when there's a highlight video, everybody, we're gonna hit a button and your account's gonna automatically like it. I remember that differently. I remember that program being like will you give us access to upload videos on your channel and you get to keep all the subjective revenue and then that you like that that was different because they've uploaded like four videos and it was like right at halo reach and then they gave up and then they used that contract to make the fucking bot uh no the bot was different um i don't remember them even giving us a choice

to enter this. I just remember at one point they were like, oh, so now anytime we want to use your account to favorite or like a fellow director's video, we just do that. So it was like, oh, so, okay, well I guess every time I log in now there's 60 Machinima videos that I liked.

Like, that's all it was. You didn't even get an option options they used it for me twice and it was it was a lot more than three people like like i would look at the videos that my account had liked and there'd be a whole list of them and it was often their like premiere stuff like those um the the mortal combat thing they made um yeah because it was so shit they couldn't get organic views and likes they never liked my videos and i I felt like I wasn't being treated right. Because I had a lot of subs, or I had a lot of subs. And it was like, man, you know, if you're repeatedly sending out messages to my 700,000 people,

it seems like it should come back at me sometimes. So what I did is I disabled like sharing on my account. So they can click that button all they want but my account's not doing shit um my account would never show the likes so right yeah so you just took and never yeah that's right i don't think they ever i guess that's how they wanted to use it but i just saw it as hey we need like 2 000 likes on this bitch let's go and favorites because at that point you still had the favorite section and stuff like that and those ratings that was the thing too you could get to the front page with it because they look like um but yeah anyway i guess good and bad that i now think it through they're

all bad yeah they're awful oh that one issue was would seem like whenever there was a contract they tried to fuck you as hard as they possibly could i don't even know what how much it cost i still get an email at 1am every day saying, sign your new contract. I like my perpetuity contract that's from 2010. I still have that one too. I have it re-signed. I get an email

every day and I got a check the other day for $7. They don't even know where I live. It took me two years to fight my way out of that perpetuity contract to get away from them. It was a nightmare. Terrible people. The worst. New topic?

Chiz! Do you have a game for us? We have many games. These are not original games. I've taken a lot of these from other places, but I thought they'd be fun and entertaining if we did them. Now, I'm going to divide you two. I'm not kissing a man. Well then I'm not on Wings' team. There's only a few games left now. Do you have Ben handy on call?

What? First game is Wings is going to straighten the play button behind him to be straight with the wall. Because it is crooked. It's straight with the camera, though. Like, the camera's so crooked that the play button was about right. He's like, fuck this, alright? There's no play play button now anymore all right I'm dividing you lost the play button divide us up uh-huh all right it is Woody and

Taylor and wings and cow these are the teams for all of the group ones when the individual section comes we'll get to that stuff later okay all right now this is totally based I am the judge is totally is totally based on... For this first game, you either have to get the word, the definition right, or entertain me the most. I'm going to give you a dirty, inappropriate word from Urban Dictionary. Uh-huh. And you gotta do your best to guess the definition, or like I said,

if you both suck... I think this game should have show of hands. You should have your hands up. If you both... Yeah, I agree. If you both suck, maybe just... Yeah, jazz hands, something like that. If you both suck, then I'm going to pick whoever's funniest. And I'm going to give it to one team. And if you get it wrong, I'm going to pass it on to the other team. And then I'll decide from there.

All right? Everybody understand the rules? Good. I'm going to give this first word to, let's give it to Woody and Taylor. Shall we, folks? Everybody at home? Yeah, give it up for Woody and Taylor. Yeah, Woody and Taylor.

Woo. All right, this one is called Kidcessory. Kidcessory. It's like a kid that a pedophile keeps on a leash near him to just kind of show that, you know, he has it if he wants it. Like, just, but he's not indulging his desires like that. My guess of a Kidcessory is a thing that you do or wear that makes you more childlike. Like, maybe you like sex in pampers or maybe you like to wear a Oh, that's good. A binky. A binky. Yeah, if you call it that. I was going to say pacifier.

Or, you know, whatever. Like that's what I think a kidcessory is. Okay. Well, those were not the answers. So I'm going to go ahead and pass it on to Wings and Kyle. You each get to give your own answer right now. A kidcessory is... You'd think I'd know this. Yeah, you should. Disappointed. Pissed my guess away, thinking you were the expert.

Isn't a baby goat a kid? Yes. I think that's... Don't delve too deep into this. Wow, are we going into, like, ice with sex? I think that's when you're an accessory to goat rape. I think that's what that is. You'd be a kid accessory. I was gonna go

the same thing with Kyle, but I think kid accessory is when you have a child as your criminal empire. Like, you have an accessory to the crime. Like, you went shop listing and had a kid and you blamed it on the kid. That's it. That's it. You got, it's you and your little buddy. You fucking take, you put Billy up.

You hit your mic. Oh, you hit your mic, you idiot! Shake it. Shake it. Shake your mic! Shake your mic! Shake it like it's a kid. Talk. I thought we were gonna get some blue waffle shit up in here. He's taking a kid's accessory. Nope. Nope.

How about now? Yes. You're good. Don't- Alright, yeah. Yeah, you put little's accessory. Nope. Nope. How about now? Yes. You're good. Don't- Alright, yeah. Yeah, you put little Billy up on the counter, you're like, give him all your fucking money. You bring him along.

A kid's accessory is- Ah, I see what you're doing. Yeah. An accessory to crimes with a child. Close. I just wanted to say- When you make your child an accessory to something. A kid's accessory.

Okay. Um. Uh. Totally fucking wrong. Um. This was good. A kidcessory is a child had by a celebrity just for the attention, usually given a bizarre name because who cares what the child has to do. Apple blanket.

They're just a kidcessory, such as Northwest. Okay. So I'm going to pick who I enjoyed the most, and I'm not going to lie, I think Team Kyle Wings over here had the best and most entertaining answer I think we all can agree that that propaganda total horses well you guys are while you're here by the way so I can call you some little and then a Kyle and a Geordie you know the kids accessories okay we're gonna move on to the next one I'm giving this one to Kyle and a Geordie first

this one is Megaton deathclaws Megaton Deathclaws. Megaton Deathclaws, everybody. Smokey and the Bandit? Smokey and the Bandit. Yeah. All right. Running point for him. That's a name. All right.

This one's good for Kyle, I think. I'm going to give you Investment Banger. Investment Banger. I think that's a chick that's fucking you for money. I think that's what an Investment Banger is. I think that's a chick who's fucking you for money. I think that's what an investment banger is. I think that's a chick who's only into you for your money. She's an investment banger. I'm going to go the opposite direction.

An investment banger is actually a guy that you bring along to jump on the grenade for you at the club. He's the guy that's there as your wingman to fuck the ugly bitch so you can get the hot bitch. Interesting, Interesting. Alright, chance to steal. In my opinion, an investment banger is when you fuck a really hot

15-year-old knowing that at some point, she will be the one. You're investing now knowing that she will be a hot 18-year-old, 20-year-old. Why does yours have to involve so much pedophilia? You know, why are you so judgmental? I'm the judge.

It's not that you're banging the 17-year-old. It's that you're taking her out for a good time and whatnot until that magic day hits, and then you've invested, and the banging commences. I like it. You're investing the time prior to the age turn. Yes. But Kyle's is very good. It's when you snatch her up before she's legal.

The investment banger. Well, I'm very disappointed in some regards because you are so fucking warm, but I feel like the team is tainted with some of Woody's passion. Because the actual definition is someone who specializes in dating seemingly unattractive people

that later blossom into fit people, you know? Which is so close to what you guys were saying, except it was fucking children until they were going to be legal. I'm giving you the point. You still get the point. I don't care. Continue your judgment. You get the point. Say what you will.

What is your team name? I got it. The Pedos. There you go. One for the Ped know I the senile Hooters The senile Hooters really you don't know what my centers. Yeah, the owl and old guy thing Yeah, I like it hands up Taylor and Woody. We don't want any Keyboard my keyboard is this is worth cheating for There's a hundred dollar prize for whoever gets the most points. I'm keeping track really so yes really so yes

What did you hold up Woody a knife? Okay, I'm gonna take threats So I'm gonna I thought I threw one to Kyle, but apparently he dropped the ball real hard on that last one But I'm gonna throw one into Woody's realm of things. I got a pedophile one. Well, sorry. What else do I have? It's your other hobbies This one is called Netflix and chill for one Netflix and chill for one you find a vaguely sexual documentary and you masturbate I think Netflix and chill for one just has to be masturbation and it's funny that that is my other hobby his two hobbies are not mutually exclusive

often overlapping wait netflix and chill for one let's be serious i think mine might make sense go on something vaguely sexual on netflix and then masturbate what else could it be it could be nothing else. I'm going to move on to the other team and let them answer right now. Alright, so here's the deal, Wings. Go ahead, Charlie's Angel. Here's the deal, Wings. They got the answer right. So our answer has to be funny. They've already gotten the correct answer.

So your only goal here is to be entertaining. No pressure. Go! It's the only way to win. I love how you just explained it and hung him up to dry i was there thinking like well it has to be either a nicholas sparks film or some kind of like prison gang culture with women prison only and you got to watch this while you masturbate i don't know i mean like they got the right answer on the other

team i'm sorry they did get the right answer it is a team. I'm sorry, they did get the right answer. It is a optimism for masturbation, typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners. I love that that's my other hobby. Hey, Netflix and chill, man. Everything's coming up woody. This one is it right now. It is two points for team Ice Pedos

and one point for Mega Death Clock Mouthful of Words. Smokey Bandit. Smokey and the Bandit. We're just going to stick with that one. It's way clock mouthful of words. Smokey Bandit. Smokey and the Bandit. We're just going to stick with that one. It's way simpler. All right. Kyle.

Wings. Sausage Fears. Hold up, motherfucker. You gave him the masturbation question. You give him Sausage Fears? I mean, I think it's pretty obvious. I threw an investment banger one to Kyle, and he shat on it.

All right. It's not my fault if some people can perform under pressure and others can't. Clearly Smokey and the Bandit have a bit of trouble. I forgot the fucking question at this point. Definition for sausage fears or the funniest one because you don't fucking know. It's a phobia that women can have

where they are terrified of penises. I'm gonna go withler. I think it's a woman that's scared of the big ass dick. It could be that or I guess it could be like if you're afraid of like, you know how they say sometimes a party

is like a sausage fest. Maybe you're afraid of a social environment that's like full of dudes or you don't want to be in that sort of situation. Is that your final answer? That's our realistic answer and i think our entertaining answer is that um it's a woman who's afraid of cocks so that's your answer woman afraid of cock i'm not sure which answer is your answer i've taken note of both answers right now they they do each get one and kyle answered for

both so i felt like he and i agreed on the cock. You did agree on the cock fear. Okay, sausage fears, I think they had the right idea, but I think it's a little reversed. I think it might be like a guy, because there were guys like this in my high school because we had to shower every day after P.E., and there was always that dude who would get sweaty and disgusting with the rest of us,

but he had so much sausage fear pent up in him that he would not jump in the public shower with us for fear of seeing another man's erection and you know it's getting erected why are you guys so judgy all game long yeah anybody without a phallus or an erection there was always that kid who would just turn the water just to that right temperature and then something happened because you're like 15 and i've been a man for like 30 years now i'm never had the water turn me on like that well you're doing it wrong okay yeah yeah you gotta find that you gotta get the right temperature but no every once in a while when you're that age you walk into the shower usually 90 of the time it's all cool a lot of flaccid

uh peni around but every once in a while you walk in and you're confronted and you have to decide whether or not you have that you're. You're standing on the barrel. You should never take a shower in Kyle's shower. Because you would like bust your dick on the glass. I'm not saying this is me who's just walking around like 86 degrees right on the money. Since we get two answers, that's one of them. You walk into a place with lots of penises and you're afraid of confronting them. Or the other answer, since you get two, is you're afraid that your penis will misbehave in a public place oh that's good that's a good one

all right we know this is this no one really got it this is the actual definition a term to describe the actions of straight men who are afraid of showing any physical or emotional bond to the men they are friends with this is akin to saying no homo and is a result of toxic masculinity and homophobia my second answer was men are afraid of anal sex but that also would have been incorrect you would have hit the point but you went like 300 yards too far a couple degrees you caught the ball past the end zone so no point no no no someone gets a point i enjoyed um i enjoyed this answer and i also

thought it was as close you could get to it. I'm going to give it to... What the fuck is your name? IcePettos. Yeah! Was it my answer or Woody's answer? It was your answer. Nicely done, Taylor. That's going to wrap up game one right now.

We won $100! No. I said that wraps up game one right now. So there's more games there's more games okay okay that was like quarter by the same team soft serve over there you gotta gotta get a false question the only thing I ever saw in a locker room was there was a guy who had an enormous penis and I saw him walk up behind a guy who's sitting on the bench and like flop it over his shoulder so it was like his own shoulder because that is enormous no he like he stood behind a sitting person and

flopped his over his shoulder and it like it was like wow and it's like right here and he's just like yeah it was it was a he had a lot to work with it was impressive there was a guy in our high school. I could maybe find him on Facebook. He had a reputation for having a giant cock. He was a white guy, but he was like 6'6 and on the basketball team. And it just made sense. Like, yeah, he's so big. He might have been 6'7 that he would have a giant cock, right? I've been told it's not related to body size.

This guy was shorter. He was like 5'9, 5 five nine five ten something like that are we team soft serve yeah i don't know where kyle came up i liked uh wing's name you know okay take the insult and we embrace it and it's better than ice pedals i think like softball somebody just throwing up these motherfuckers got netflix and chill for one okay okay um take it new topic or new game i'm not playing these games but yeah it's i think topic game you know stuff like that i like the way you're thinking i like the way you're thinking um politics came to mind i i think wings of redemption is a big bernie sanders fan am i right on that? Yes, and if we're going into this, can you please lay out every reason you don't like Bernie Sanders?

Me? Or whoever doesn't like him. Let me go first, and I'll try and run through it real quick. What I do like about Bernie Sanders is I feel like he's the most honorable guy in the race. He's not running on a campaign of lies which actually pretty rare in politics especially if you consider a promise you don't think you can deliver to be a lie um so bernie sanders honorable guy that's laid out his he seems to almost hate wealthy people and um a lot of people view wealthy people as like dirty bankers who got bailed out and stuff. And while that's true of some of them, in my mind, a wealthy person is someone who like doubled down in school, worked hard his whole life.

80 hour weeks were just the norm for him, owns his own business. And now he's making a bunch of money. They can be farmers. They can be plumbers. They can be business owners, whatever. You know, I met a guy on a disney cruise that was the like water filter king of west virginia i don't know how you become that guy but i bet he worked his ass off to be him and i feel like bernie sanders when he's like yeah we gotta take from him and

give to them is uh is maybe off track there careful don't get yourself quoted and posted on politico or whatever that subreddit was where you got here you're you're you'll meet a rebuttal to that sure you go for a bottle rebuttal the river half a point for your team with this rebuttal I have one quick thing I want to say I feel like the $15 an hour minimum wage which is important to him, will get those lower end jobs replaced, either overseas or robots. It'll destroy small businesses.

You can't say that. It's a multiple step program. It's not a one step we fix it kind of thing. To hit Woody up first, he does have a hatred towards rich people, but he's not talking about Woody Rich. He's talking about Koch Brother Rich rich he's talking about coke brother

rich he's talking about a guy who makes 3.1 million dollars an hour i hear you and oftentimes that's used to say woody don't worry about it he means much richer than you no no he does mean you because he means three hundred thousand dollars or more income a year i don't think that's true that's what that's what that's what what the tax bracket will be broke up in. That's based on joint. $300,000 a year plus includes the overwhelming majority of successful small business owners. If you're more successful, you should pay more. No, but if you've got 15 to 20 employees and you're paying a minimum wage because that's all you can afford

and they're not performing a duty that's that valuable for what they're providing right a small business owner and they demand that you double your employee cost every year that could cripple that small business walmart on the other hand you're talking about something completely different we're talking about taxing on the rich and the wealthy right here you're talking about the minimum wage different different topic well it's kind of it same. Can I jump in, though? Let's pretend it didn't impact me. Let's say it started at $2 million a year. I still don't like it.

I don't like it because I feel like it's almost morally wrong. Some people won't understand that. But it seems like it just violates my sense of right and wrong to heavily punish someone based on how much they're earning. And I like a progressive tax syndrome.

I like that the higher end people are taxed more than the lower. I think that's right. What he's trying to do is he's trying to eliminate the things that will cause the higher end tax bracket. For example, somebody like Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney ran for president last time they ran around. And he was effectively playing a 16% tax rate, which he should have been paying less i think it was actually less than that probably yeah but he should have been paying closer to 31 and what bernie sanders wants to do is eliminate those loopholes that will allow that person like that who makes that kind of money

to get those kind of tax breaks and then take that and take the difference and push it back down to the economy not give it to a poor person he's not like well let's take this hundred all bills out of woody's hand and give it over here to jordy that's not how he's doing he wants to go back into infrastructure he wants to create jobs he wants to create fixing the roads he wants to create more opportunities in school like making college for free and he wants to go to a public health care system. Yeah, and I like some of those ideas, especially like the loophole, closing some of those things, investment tax carry-fors. That's never going to happen. The only way it happens is if you get behind it.

You've got to take money out of politics. Bernie Sanders goes for that. You've got to get behind it. It's never going to happen with that kind of attitude. You've got to make it happen. I was just saying it's one of the things that everyone keeps running on and talking about they're not going to do it like trump's saying that too trump's like you know i'm going to take it all away from the hedge fund trump's tax proposal though it's going to cost 12 trillion dollars if he gives those kind

of tax rates to people trump's like cutting cutting like the even the like trump is like cutting taxes to 14 flat that's the problem so problem. So remember I – I'm sorry, Taylor. I talked about how Bernie was like one of the most honorable people. Trump is one of the least honorable people. I like his style and his brand, but I believe most of what he's saying is shit, right? His tax plan is just pandering. You get a tax break. You get a tax break.

It's just literally part of it. If you make less than $50,000 a year, you fill out a one-page form that says, I win, and you have to mail that in. What kind of horseshit is that? That's similar to the pandering that Bernie's doing in a way with the whole like, oh, I'm going to propose all these completely non-feasible changes to our economy and in exchange all you students get your debt forgiven you all get a high minimum wage you all get free health care he never said anything about student debt being forgiven a college would be made to be borderline what is what he's going to do with that he's going to cut the military budget and he's going to make through that make any four-year college free and he's not talking about yale it's not talking about

harvard i i heard it not as the military budget but instead he was going to make through that make any four-year college free. And he's not talking about Yale. He's not talking about Harvard. I heard it not as the military budget, but instead he was going to tax high-frequency trades or something like that. Yeah, but, I mean, it'll pay for itself. But that's a good thing. He's got a lot of good ideas. He's actually probably my third or fourth favorite. He's pretty much banking off Scandinavian Germany. Germany has the strongest economy in the world.

Not for long. Why not for long Why not Because they're gonna be suffering some really difficult economic struggles with this influx of non-skilled labor millions of That's true millions of this to be very difficult to manage like 800,000 people is what they're targeted at bringing in Yeah, that's all I would Syrian refugees. Yeah, that would be a struggle for the US We have a much higher population than Germany. And if they fall off, you know what? I commend them.

Because countries like the United States, if somebody is willing to take 800,000 people, they should help them. Because I'm looking at it this way. I said this on the podcast show, that if they allowed me to, I would take a Syrian family into my home and let them live for free.

I bet you would. The U.S US takes in more refugees than any other country. Wings takes in people all the time, but I'll tell you what, I take in ethnic people into my home. Well, it's just the fact is that you've got to put yourself in their shoes. You've got to walk them out of their shoes.

What are you running from? You're running from a house that's blown up. You're trying to keep your kids from stepping on landmines. You're trying to keep them out of stepping on landmines. You're trying to keep them out of the thing of predator drones. You're trying to keep them out of the breathing chemical weapons in. And you have people spitting on them. Why would they go to a country that...

Because it's the only country that would be like... No, it's not. There's like ten countries on the way that aren't war-torn and war-stricken. They went to Germany because they have the most liberal, progressive welfare system. You don't think they tried to get into those other countries either? Every country's turning them a different way. Look at the reception

of getting into the United States, dude. They're not even coming to the United States right now. We're talking about, what, 10,000 of them or something? It's a lot harder to get here. There's plenty of examples of them. We're taking 100,000 now, but there's plenty of examples of them literally being like, you don't want to stay here in Hungary. The system the the system's much better in germany you go to germany

you get this and this and this passing the fucking book they just keep going did you see the guy who made the video he's like hungary is bad he was a mayor he's like but my town is the worst part of hungary and we're gonna greet you he's got like police cars driving down the road and like six of them. It's just people that need fucking help. Dark sunglasses. People are so- He's like the Terminator of immigration. He's just like-

I understand what you're saying, Wings. It's easy to say like, oh, you understand their plight of they're coming from a war-torn area, and it's very difficult for them and X and Y and Z, and you've gotight of they're coming from a war-torn area, and it's very difficult for them, and X and Y and Z, and, you know, you've got to believe they're out for the best. But the fact is that, first of all, ISIS has said they are going to sneak people in with these people. I don't give a fuck if I have to sneak people in with these people. They can sneak people in. Why don't you care?

You should care. You should care. We should not care. We should not care. Here's why I should care. They could kill people. Okay, you don't think 800,000 people starving to death is not gonna kill people? It wouldn't starve to death.

Not into us. It's not gonna affect any of you. That's called white privilege. We all starve to death and it wouldn't hurt us at all. But if 50 ISIS guys... That's cold blooded as fuck. They sit back, put them in Baltimore or wherever the fuck, and they get organized. That is cold blooded. I understand what you're saying. You're speaking terrorist into the country.

Idealistically. I think you should just care. All right, so first of all, there is a vetting process. But how good could it really be? What kind of identification do these people have, really? If they've got a Syrian driver's license, I'm sure that's a thing. ISIS can print whatever they want. There's no biometrics on that.

They're making a million dollars a day. They'll print whatever they need. Most of them are people also coming from countries that aren't not most, but there's a good percentage. thing how how I just can print biometrics million dollars a day they'll print whatever most of them are people also coming from countries that aren't not most but there's a good percentage I saw some article today and said like 30 percent of them are suspected to not even be from Syria yeah you can just you can see a parade of people going we're going to fucking Germany to get excellent welfare health care free housing all of this expense of them let me get this right you can stay here in turkey if you want the idea that you're not going to throw my idea away now i'm a syrian the whole idea that you're

not going to help these people is because there's a chance that some of them might have ulterior motives that's your whole reasoning it's again absolutely you've got it's going to be a guarantee there's there might be a fucking bombing that happens in Germany because they let 800,000 people in there. I almost can guarantee there will be a bombing. But the fact is – He didn't say that on this show, by the way. Think about all the people that have better lives because Germany let them into the thing. You're thinking about the 1% when you should be thinking about the 99%.

No, I'm not. I'm thinking about the sustainability of this. He's thinking about the 100%. It's not a permanent. It's not like they're going there to live. I think it is permanent. Yeah, they are not going back. They're not going there for a lunch and leaving. If you think these million people are going to

live in Germany with free healthcare, free housing, and then they're just going to go back to Syria? Those people are walking into Germany, throwing their shit on the ground, going, alright, where do we stay? It's called a sanctuary city. That's what they probably stay at. We need to get a job. Oh, you need to get a job and you don't have any viable skills for us?

What happens if Germany's liberal system takes these people and makes unskilled workers skilled workers and basically integrates them perfectly? It happens a lot. It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. I don't know. Now, these are biased news sources like John Oliver.

But apparently, I mean, according to them, when you take in refugees or when you take in immigrants like that, countries tend to succeed with that. Did you see that little girl that he wanted to let in? Yeah. We don't need to be taking people like that. Because she's in a wheelchair? No. All right. What about the little boy that washed up on a beach, Kyle?

The ISIS fighter? I don't care I mean, I don't care Who fucking cares? I'm just saying, you're worried about like 50 ISIS guys Getting in on 800,000 No, not 50 ISIS guys They literally said, and I've heard people make the counter-argument

Well, if ISIS was doing it, they wouldn't announce it Yeah, they're literally a terrorist organization they would announce it right now there is a liberal country there there a muslim uh... sahara they terrorize people baby head huge swaths of people for believing different things trying to terrorize their way into changing policy in those nations i'd say they're pretty pretty much solidified as terrorists like

in there is a chance that they will get in a hundred percent how are we doing with this are we lost uh so taylor can you hear me yeah i can hear you damn it yeah and she's gone i think what are you having a hiccup because you're frozen for me all right it's just weird taylor's frozen now too i am actually i have everybody but w. I think you should end the whole thing and call everyone back. I'm here. It's frozen for everyone. That's not true. I can see two people.

Taylor and Woody. Actually, I've got everybody but wings now. Anyway, the reason I'm saying it anyway is because we're going to have to pick the... We're two hours into a call. I'm going to give Wings a few seconds. But anyway, like I was saying, it's not a slight chance that there will be

bombings and attacks because of this. And ISIS is a terrorist organization. Would you say there's a guaranteed chance of there being... A guaranteed chance. It's going to happen. A guaranteed chance. There's a seal of approval. Wings is like... Alright, so here's how I feel about this. Can I call everyone back? It's not fair to the Germans. I'll do it a chance of it. Wings is like... Alright, so here's how I feel about this thing.

Can I call everyone back? It's not fair to the German. I'll do it. Call back thing. I try to hang up on him, and it's not hanging up on them. It's like Kyle and Jordy don't want to hang up. Those sons of bitches. Now you know.

I'm going to hang up on them manually. Still not working. I could potentially restart Skype. See? Now there's just those two. Well, you can't see because it's split into five. Alright, it's the Woody Show. Check out WoodyCraft.net. Best goddamn Minecraft server in the multiverse.

You could be playing it right now while we're getting the call back. Which maybe was a bad call. So I'm going to try... I'm going to let them know that I'm restarting Skype. And it didn't restart, it just minimized. So let me go into the corner and try to close Skype from there. Here we are. Quit Skype. All right. quit skype

alright now bringing skype back up after I properly closed it I hope oh they're updating Skype. That's not something I anticipated. So I hope you guys are enjoying episode 250 so far. We have some prank calls. Hopefully that happens. We have, as you saw, games. We have all sorts of stuff cooking.

All right. I'm very close and calling yeah all right one so far two so far good three so far everybody but Taylor all right back in here I need I got my terrorist rant to go through no turn at this because I feel like everyone else has. So there's millions of these refugees, right? They're fleeing to anywhere and everywhere they can go. We've already said we will take 100,000 of them,

and there will be a vetting process. They're not just going to open the floodgates and let 100,000 people in. I am worried about that vetting process, because I looked at the projected numbers that they had for 50,000, for the 5,000 numbers that they had for 50,000 and for the 5,000 individuals that they initially proposed, and it was going to take like a year or something to get them in. So I don't know how they're going to get 100,000 in with any kind of a decent vetting process.

But if the choice were, if I thought they were letting one bad guy in, I would shut the gates completely. Like, I would rather let zero good people, refugees in than bring one bad guy in. So you'd rather let 999,000 people die than bring one bad guy in?

It's not don't let them in or they die. What is a nation if they don't have a responsibility to protect the citizens of that nation? If you invite people in who you know there's a decent chance. Look it this way you're looking at it and at a seat of privilege you're looking at it in a seat of privilege as an american i'm trying to look at it rationally though no no you're looking at it as from a seat of privilege just imagine if you had your house bombed tonight tonight your house gets bom. Kill the people who bombed it tomorrow.

Your country doesn't have a military capable of defending itself, and you now have to take your children and have to go somewhere else. Do you keep them in the war-torn country? No, you move them, but why is it someone else's fault, though? It's not somebody else's fault, but the fact is, you're talking about a country

of 321 billion people. No, no, no. It's no country of 300 million people no no this is no different than you know hey why don't you go attack Iraq over there or Iran it's not our fucking problem at the end of the day why does it matter because we need to be the bigger fucking person we have 321 million people living in America a hundred thousand people to drop in the bucket we can assimilate them and put them in very easily. Look at the history of people from this section of the world attempting to assimilate into Western

European or the U.S. or I guess Western European specifically. Our whole country is based on them, Chris Taylor. But not these. They're different. The Western culture is vastly different. I'm talking about that there isn't a very successful history of people from this section of the world with the beliefs that they hold successfully adopting beliefs from their country.

They'll want special treatment for their specific beliefs, and they'll want to continue to do things the way they do without actually assimilating. Like, Christians don't want this right now? What about this Kim Davis bullshit that was all over my TV? That's one, literally one person. That's not literally one person. There's a whole party called the GOP that pretty much goes behind this like a cult status. Until three years ago.

The Tea Party is a cancer on the American... What did the Democrats do that was parallel to that? I was just talking about being against gay marriage. It was the party line for Democrats to be against gay marriage two years ago as well. I feel like that's Ran on it Hillary's ran on it. They only switch when it's true that Obama did switch when it got popular But I also think it's true that the Democrats were totally the socially progressive party for a long long So many gay Republican senators. I'm always here. Touche.

Touche. Give him a point for something. I'm going to say this because we got cut off right as it happened. Terrorism is a point of view. If you want to look, America was terrorist in England when they threw the tea into the fucking harbor.

We were terrorists. You had the Puritans and the Quakers. We were freedom fighters. The Puritans were fucking terrorists to the Quakers, and the Quakers were terrorists to the Puritans. It's all about how you look at it. ISIS isn't a terrorist group. It's a pro-Shahira law Muslim group

that has very poor communication skills and has very bad thoughts. No, but parts of what the law that they're espousing to want to put it forth would dictate the killing of people who disagree with them. They're not like most Muslims who are like... You don't think the Christians used to do that? Look how the Christians

are now. Yeah, in 1300 A.D. What the fuck? Did you forget Rwanda? I condemn that just as much. That's just as shitty. What I'm saying is that the implementation of Sharia law in the way they interpret it, they're not like most Muslims who are just good people trying to do their religion. They're pieces of shit who are taking the worst parts of that

and dictating that other people have to follow it, hurting them in the process, beheading them. Have you seen the videos online? It's awful. I understand. I understand. Some people use AK-47s. Some people use pins. I'd rather be attacked with a pen than a sword. Yeah, they put that one guy in the cage and burn him alive, though. They do that. That was a shot at Eric, but you guys are talking about letting 990,000 people die. Can I jump in for a second?

I feel like to say, hey, one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter, kind of overlooks the fact that some of these groups actually are evil. You know, it kind of like when they do the climate debates and they say, yeah, some people think it's this. Some people think it's that. No. 97% think it's this. 3% think it's that. You can't just say tomato, tomato. When you look at ISIS, they actually are bad guys. I don't think there are two sides of this. It's like, eh, some people are pro-rape, some people are anti-rape. What I was trying to get at,

Woody, though, was that the winner usually dictates if it's bad or not. Well, that's surely true. But, with regards to ISIS, I think you really can look at them and say, yep, bad guy. Is America ever a bad guy? Sure. Yeah, sometimes. These ISIS people are the reason that this whole

immigration thing is as big of an issue as it is. If it were just all good Muslims going over there who were skilled laborers who wanted to work just trying to survive, even if they weren't skilled laborers, they could assimilate well and do what they needed to do to thrive. It's the fact that these ISIS members are going to be among them

is what makes it so difficult to justify letting them in because they will kill people because they are an evil group they're not representative of Muslims but they are could it be there yeah I don't know Isis hasn't proven that they're actually doing it yes yeah I said hasn't proven that they're actually doing it yet they could very well be saying oh yeah some of those immigrants are us just to keep them where they are so they can continue to fuck them up. Yeah. That whole thing's a

real big shit show, because, you know, Russia's involved now, and, surprise, they're not bombing ISIS specifically, they're bombing the rebels that were causing the biggest problem for Assad. So, that'll be a real meltdown soon, since you've got the Russians and the Assad, propping up the Assad regime.

And then the Saudis and us and whatever group of other people are adding money and arms and manpower and machinery to that whole bloody thing they got going on over there. It's great to watch on TV. It's been very entertaining. I think the Starship Troopers said it best. Another body for the meat grinder. Yeah. I'm always down for a palatable Starship Troopers quote. I've got my own.

Can we watch it together? Tell me when you're queued up at zero. Tell me when you're queued up at zero. Do you see the links, or do you need it? FBS Kyle 945, the last one I got. I've seen it here. Oh, so that's a while ago. All right, this is my view on the next Middle Eastern war. Ready sent it a while ago. Alright, this is my view

on the next Middle Eastern war. Hang on a second. Wings doesn't have it yet. One thing about Kyle, to copy paste is like a 45 second operation. It literally took two seconds. It takes like 40. All the time it's like curiously

slow. Ready, set, play. Change game. Like 40, it had, like all the time it's like curiously slow. We're off to zero. Ready, set, play. Do I not supposed to talk about what I'm looking at? It's a secret. Yeah, don't tell anyone. You literally talked over the video. The only winning move is not to play, which I think Woody is correct in that belief. There's no way to win this.

For those who haven't seen War Games. Yeah, this is the Fred Savage movie. That's how you refer to War Games is the Fred Savage movie. Yeah, the Fred Savage movie. Not Fred Savage. The Matthew Broderick movie from 1980 or whatever. Is he mixing up Fred Savage with Matthew Broderick? It might be Matthew Broderick, yeah.

It is Matthew Broderick. That's why it's funny. But yeah, yeah. Dude, so Russia is in Syria killing people who are against Assad trying to prop up some regime. Yeah. And somehow we got off Bernie Sanders. Just let that shit happen

without us. Game time! I'm perfectly happy letting that shit happen because I want to cut the military budget by 85%. I would start at 15%. I would flip that. We've got $661 billion. China has $48 billion.

They're the second largest military. I mean, like, we could be at $100 billion and still be the biggest military on Earth. That's true. It should be cut some, but something that's often overlooked is the reason that these Western European countries who are allied with are able to live the level of security and comfort that they have

is because of the U.S. They know that if shit goes down, the U.S. military is the hammer behind their threats. That means we're the rich dude that pays for everybody's meal at the table. That's what we're putting ourselves in. But they're our friends

when we go to the UN meetings, okay? You know? Chiz always gets those diplomatic victories. We do get, hey. I shit on people with diplomatic victories. I make them fucking cry. My whole thing is we need to quit. The trickle-down economy doesn't work.

It didn't work when Reagan did it. It didn't work when Bush did it both times. You need to spread the wealth. A rich guy might buy 15 cars, but if that rich guy paid his workers, they might buy 2,000 cars. See, just, oh man, I do want to go to game, but the thing

is, what I see a lot, especially in like the Bernie Sanders subreddit, which for some reason I go on a lot, is hey look, when America was really thriving, the taxes were 90%, like the Roosevelt era, on the very wealthy, and unions were strong and this and that.

The thing is, that time that America was thriving, when we thrived under that rule set, if you call it that, there wasn't global competition like there is now. Right, we bombed them. No, it just wasn't... It was after World War II. Japan we bombed them. No, it just wasn't. It was after World War II.

Japan got nuked. It was. Germany was in shambles. Yeah, we dominated industry in pretty much everywhere. But the thing is, the world has shrunk since then. The internet has shrunk the world. Companies like FedEx, who just globally move papers and materials around all the time, have shrunk the planet.

papers and materials around all the time have shrunk the planet. It is so much easier now to outsource the making of your iPhone than it was back in the day. You know you get around that, Woody? You punish that. You can't. They'll base those. You can't. McDonald's is not, I mean not McDonald's, but

fucking Walmart is not going to leave the United States. You could kick their tax rate or whatever the fuck you want as long as they're making profit. They're not going to leave the second largest economy in the world. They't need to leave they just need to keep their money offshore which they already i mean you punish that like a motherfucker you punish it hard when it's offshore when you already is yeah when you start punishing that then they start punishing it and companies that do do exports like cisco or finance our tech companies our finance companies that are healthcare companies the things that we can export in the U S they're

like, damn it. You know, now suddenly you've wiped us out. The only good exporting industries left in this country are fucked because you punished the people who import. And now look at this. You know, we can't export. You think Walmart's going into China, which they just did like March. You think they're getting the same deal they're getting in the United States and China? I think they're getting fucked left and right. They're getting the privilege to have that user base.

Yep, yep. Yeah. Could be. That's exactly how we should take it. We shouldn't let companies be like, I'm going to throw a fucking fit and I'm going to take my ball and go home. Well, fuck you.

Companies like Walmart can afford to get around those loopholes. You're really punishing smaller to mid-sized businesses that can't afford to move their base of operations overseas. You know you can. You can lower the tax on the middle class and raise the tax on the rich. You don't have to lower both taxes. I'd even be interested in revisiting this, but I think we should do a game.

But tax law, tax reformation is so fun to talk about. Game time. Game time. Alright, we're back! Team Soft Serve with three points, and, um... I'm gonna give half a point to Jordy for defending his points so strong, so team... Smokey and the Bandit, you're at one and a half points. Yeah!

You're still in this shit! You bought that bullshit? This fucking point pimp over there is going to notice me. Do you want a negative point? I liked your shirt, Taylor. I don't know if you caught that, but I complimented it when we were in the pre-show. So fuck you all deduct a point if you don't watch your mouth. Oh, shit.

It looks like velvet, but I'm sure it's just regular... I wear velvet shirts. It just looks like it, alright I'm sure it's just regular. I wear velvet shirts. It just looks like it. All right. It's hard to tell. I think it might be a blend and we should kill him. It's Leviticus. There's polyester.

I'm sure he ate some shrimp as well. All right. This takes some explaining. I'm going to give each team a question to answer. All right. Kyle, you froze for a minute. I'm going to give each team a question. You have to answer it together. One word at a time, alternating back and forth. Now I'm going to, um, I'm going to make a little noise like this. Um, and when I do that,

you have to stop. And the other team is going to throw in a, throw in a word into your little, your little soup story that's going on and make you go on a little collision course like that and I'm going to try not to stab myself. I don't understand any of this that you're speaking. Okay. Go ahead. I think he's going to give us a prompt of some sort to tell a story and you have to

alternate it like, I am the greatest robot in the... And then he'll make a sound, and I'll throw in, like, neighborhood or something. Something hopefully that fucks you up more than neighborhood would. And now you guys have to carry on with my wacky word in there messing you up. Correct. And the goal, it's going to be a question. The goal is to try and weave your tail to answer that question.

All right? Now, Woody and Taylor weave your tail to answer that question all right now Woody and Taylor you seem to get the rules. I'm gonna let these guys sit there and watch you first and you know Flip a coin something fair You're leading you go first you're winning see this is typical Bernie Sanders bullshit punish the rich All right winners get to call it in the air All right, I'll flip a coin. See, this is typical Bernie Sanders bullshit. Flip a coin. Punish the rich. All right, winners get to call it in the air, all right? Okay. Heads. Heads.

Heads. Sweet, we'll go second. Smokey and the Bandit. Suck it. And it will be going first. We got this. These questions are akin to something you might know, okay? So for Team Smokey smoking the bandit your

question is how do you become mr. universe well hey no no no stop I there's a time with me well there's a time limit to okay let me start my stopwatch well well hmm and I'm gonna I'm gonna let wings I think start how, start this. How did you become Mr. Universe? That is the prompt. I put a timer on here for us. We alternate words, right? Is our goal to do it as quickly as possible? Your goal is just to answer the question. That's all you need to do, with a minute.

Okay? That's all you gotta do. Okay. So here we go, I'm gonna start with Wings, and remember when you hear the noise, you guys shut up and let them throw a word in, and Woody, when that comes, I'll... that comes out you're gonna throw the word in that's why I'm saying a little stipulation the word that you throw in has to make it has to grammatically make sense it can be and stop the timer when they're coming up with their word yeah you have to otherwise little sandbag you

should have a long time to come up with my word yeah he'll ruin it see well don't have something ready it's the point is this is improv not fucking write your goddamn joke down show all right starting up with wings how do you become mr universe and start well you work very hard as a physical a one of my favorite words. Physical. Specimen. Perspiring.

Every. Day. As. Long. As. It. As. Long. As. It. Takes. Period. Period. Are you serious? Punctuation?

That's the point. You had 26 seconds left on the clock, and that's how you work hard and perspire? You had 26 seconds left on the clock and that's how you- you get- Work hard and perspire? That is what you- you had all that- you had time on the clock and your answer- your funny, awesome answer to the question was work hard and perspire? Okay. This could hurt you going in. Well we didn't know there was- you were like, all you gotta do is answer the question. Like- like, I don't know how to win. I don't- should I make the entertain-

Well, really the- really the question was how do you become Mr. Universe and that's as much detail as you went into. Work hard, perspire. And I helped him with perspire. I didn't even, should I make the entertainment? Really, the question was how do you become Mr. Universe, and that's as much detail as you went into. Work hard, perspire. And I helped him with perspire, I didn't even fuck him up properly. That's all it fucking took was work hard and perspire. Yeah, we gave you an assist. That's all Arnold Schwarzenegger did. Hey, look, we can say two words at once, like, I knew where I was... And we stopped right there, I said A for him.

Back. You're probably gonna have to call him back, Woody. Alright. He disconnected, so I assume I assume you need to do that I Was really hoping you'd win that round they got a fuck up really fucking hard now I'm gonna just suck ass. I don't know how you judge this Kyle. I lax is completely within our abilities to suck ass We can do it sir is like you lift weights

I suck ass. I just... We can do it. Unless our answer is like, You. Lift. Weights. Occasionally. We're gonna have a new question, right? Fine. Yeah, you guys have your own question. You get your own. I'm waiting to see if Wayne's a bit bad.

Give it a minute. Give it a minute. Cause, otherwise Kyle's the one that's gotta throw all the words in here. Ours is gonna be bullshit. Explain your perspective on the Syrian immigration issue in Germany. Yours is a little harder. It's a pretty basic question. But remember, let's actually answer this with multiple steps because these things aren't how do you flip on a light

switch. There are steps in the process of doing these things. Okay. Okay. Well, Jordy's taken a while so your question is, how do you... Oh, he's back. Question is, how do you change the oil in your car? Okay. Simple enough enough a lot of steps involved

in this process i'm sure is this your fucking show right now you'll start i'll start within my team what do you'll start this segment okay it's not true you don't get to dictate that they got i do get to dictate that i am game master no he picked me because kyle was gonna start a point is deducted from team soft-Cert and put over there. It is now... Yes! ...two to two and a half. Yes!

Okay. You have 60 seconds on the clock. I am beginning with Woody. How do you change the oil in your fucking car? Go. You. First... Grab...

The... Wrench... And... Turn... The......towards the end. Grab the wrench and turn the port skin until it explodes. Then you grab the wrench and screw anticoagulant. Doesn't make sense. Doesn't make sense your Mother

And Use oil that had that's two words coil cool? Because you suck at this That was remarkable they were unable to answer the question in any way that would tell someone how to change their aura. However, we said if you work out hard, then eventually you'll get there. I don't know. If I recall their tale of the tale, it was first get out the wrench and turn the foreskin until it explodes. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. That's how I do it. It was hard because you gave them a question that is like, it's not a step-by-step question. No, I think it is. You gave us a step-by-step question of, we have to organize steps while they're throwing a wrench into our game. What Team Smokey and the Bandit

did is we jumped out early so we didn't have any room for extra words. This was strategy. Jesus Christ. The real thing is I didn't throw a foreskin. I should have hurt you more. We got champions over here and... Go ahead, Chiz. Who has a funnier answer? This was a three point segment here.

I'm gonna give two points to SoftServe and one point to Mr. Universe. Theirs was a lot funnier. I thought they played the game well. You guys just said work hard and perspire. Really? Sucks to suck, bitches! The question was not how do I work out or how do I lift weights.

It was how do you become Mr. Universe? The question should have been how do you become Mr. Universe? Be as funny as possible in one minute. Suck off a judge. No, you didn't even answer the question! You think just to become Mr. Universe it's work out? Really? See, if I understood this better I would have indicated a giraffe in my question. Actually it's four to three and a half. How did they answer their question? Workout? Really? See, if I understood this better, I would've indicated a giraffe in my question.

How did they answer their question? Do you think anyone listened to what they said and changed some fucking oil? No, they fucked their mother and destroyed their talk. You didn't answer the question, though, to me. You didn't answer the question. You just said, workout. Really? Fuck you. That is not an answer. They fucked their mother in their oil change. Lots of people... You know...

To be fair, we got a more open-ended question. First of all, lots of people work out. They don't become Mr. Universe. Second, you're being a little judgy. I'm deducting five shroot bucks from Dr. Chittenden. I'm reporting eight Stanley Nichols. Next question. Let's keep this going. Taylor gets Team Soffserve 4 and Team Smoking in the Bed. Three and Team Smoking the Bandit 3 and a half.

You're at 3 and a half. And that was it for that segment of that game. High five, Taylor. It's a neck and neck game right now. Anyone can win. Only because you take points from the rich and give to the poor. Alright, so apparently Wayne's Game Master. Taylor tried to fuck with Game Master here.

Oh my god. Answer the fucking question! How do you become Mr. Universe? If you looked at Arnold in the face and said, WORKOUT, he would punch you in the fucking head. Let me take a shot. So, in a minute, we should probably use as much of that time as possible. We should be funny and entertaining. You didn't

answer the question! Answer the question in a way that will satisfy Dr. Chiss. Clearly has mean and hateful grudge against me. By the way, you're right. It's totally- I get to pick what I like. That is true. But you didn't answer the question. You suck. You suck. We did answer the question though. Our question was-

Our question was more answered than the other one. What do you do at the gym? What do you do at the gym? Work out? Sweat. There you go. That would have been acceptable. Mr. Universe, lift weights. Eat right. You know, network with people. Go to bodybuilding classes. You had so many opportunities.

You said work out. That's all you said. All right. Well, I don't think we understood the game properly. And I wonder who... You didn't understand the question properly. That's your fault. I'll draw pictures next time for Team Smokey and the Bandit over here.

I might take back that point I stole from them. They see he stole it. I did. Taylor got uppity right there. I like it more you reallocated the funds. Let me pee before we get Bernie. Reallocated the funds. I just shifted some numbers around.

I have a topic. Alright, what do you got? Somebody sent me a drug chart some numbers around. I have a topic. What do you got? Somebody sent me a drug chart on what was most and least addictive. Oh, this is the one called Colors and Stuff? Yeah. Do you want to talk about it? Can you link it again?

I thought it was... Can somebody send it to Wings? I want to talk about an epidemic happening in my area. I saw this and I was like, that's bullshit. See, yeah. Now, I don't have as much experience with barbiturates, benzophenes, bupren, amphetamine, ketamine, and 4-MTA metaphenate. Well, you see that one that's red over there that's way on by itself?

What, heroin? Yeah. There's an outbreak of that motherfucker right here. I didn't like this one, I think. One, because methamphetamine is in here. Amphetamines is on here, but that's different than methamphetamines. You know, amphetamines are just uppers.

Because methamphetamine, I think, would be way in the corner, holding hands with heroin and cocaine over there. What is a barbiturate? What is that? I forget. Kyle, what's a barbiturate? It's a downer, right? It makes you sleepy and

dopey and slow. They have street methadone on here, but not meth. Interesting. Kind of intoxicant. I know that alcohol is a barbiturate. Yeah, you're right. I think painkillers and stuff like that are. Alcohol is on here separately that's actually that actually makes sense with the addiction level of this thing here so we talked about i guess what happened was i i did the heroin story whatever one or two weeks ago and um this is dependence and physical harm anabolic steroids

not as high as i would like... I don't have any personal experience with antibiotic steroids. Not as high on the harm scale? I might be on a barbiturate. The dependence actually. It's actually the very lowest on all of the dependence. Yet my experience of knowing people who've done steroids says that they have a real hard time getting off them. It's an emotional thing. Their whole sense of self-worth is wrapped up in their success.

And they know that they're being supercharged. And they have a hard time giving that up. I feel like, well, antibiotic steroids might not have a physical dependence. Just like marijuana, as far as I I know doesn't have a physical addiction there is a thing that sometimes people find hard to let go of that's why I don't like this chart it's a lot I feel like so this is your purchase this cannabis is up one and a half on here for the dependent scale compared to things like ecstasy and solve the solvent and solvents are way more

addictive I think yeah it's almost definitely are remember Charlie Day huffing the glue. So the difference is this. I'm certainly no expert, but the steroids you're taking in a cycle, it's a dosage. I had a friend of my cousin's, this guy, he took steroids, and we were all three working out,

and this guy was fucking huge, and he kept vials in his fridge, and he put a syringe in his butt and gave himself shots. So it was like legit steroids. And I wouldn't say he was dependent on them but he was planning to do that next cycle you know he'd do like i don't know six weeks on it and so many weeks off there was a program he was on so i don't think you guys are reading the chart right no like you go ups dependency to the rights physical harm see it judges right for things what Steroids are not very on dependency, but it hurts you.

That's what he's saying, though. He's saying Kyle is like giving a fight back for steroids like he's not dependent on it. He's explaining why people aren't dependent on it. What are you saying he thinks? Yeah, I'm saying I think there's a dependence on steroids, even if it's not not physical that people's entire sense of self-worth often gets wrapped up in it and Kyle I think is agreeing with me by the way tobacco on

self-harm is in the same category as things like LSD solvents ecstasy I would put it even I think tobacco should be higher because in terms of harm yeah yeah I don't tobacco is really because I don't. You can smoke 20 of them a day for 10 years

and be okay. That's true, actually. As opposed to something like alcohol. Do 20 drinks a day for 10 years or 20 hits of any drug, really. So you haven't had a cigarette since the survival trip, right? You're just a flat-out non-smoker now yeah how's that going fine

i don't think about it unless there's a lot of downtime it's like i would like because it's like if there's nothing to do or i don't want to do anything i fill that void normally with either getting coffee or having a smoke because it you know a cigarette takes between three and five minutes i know how much time it kills so So, like, unless there's downtime. Or, like, I saw this and went tobacco, and I went, a cigarette would be really nice right now. But, like, I think anyone has that. Like, I'm sure Kyle would agree.

Like, yeah, there are points where it would be nice to have a cigarette right now after a big meal or whatever. Yeah, but, like, I'm not scratching or anything. I don't think about it, you know. It's like I said, when there's a lull and I got nothing going on. I'm not doing any work. It's like Cigarette be nice and out of boredom. Hey Maria. Do we have another round of that game? Which one the game where we tell a story or answer a question? Let's look at it again. I can make sure I can make another that was all that was intended

It was all intended, but I can quickly make one. I'd like to do another round of that game I got a question about this before we get off this. Like, it's barbiturate. I looked up the word barbiturates, and, like, it says that's pretty much anxiety medicine and stuff like that. So things like Xanax and stuff. Yeah, Xanax and stuff. But, like, I'm on Prozac. That's an anxiety med.

Right. So, like, this is, it's scaling pretty bad here. And, like, I would go on the other side and say, like, Prozac saved my life. And it's a two, two and a half. Sure, but you do know, like, all of those mind-altering drugs, everyone knows the rigmarole of, like, side effects that come with them, too. Like, you know, that's why it's so high on this physical arm thing. Yeah, but, like, the side effects that I'm feeling is, like, I break out from time to time. I get, like, red botches on my face.

Uh-huh. And my sex drive is almost non-existent you need the test we need the steroids in you that's that's what you should do i'm gonna say like these are the side effects i've noticed uh-huh as taking them like i have no sex drive and when i'm after i'm on them like taking them regularly like a good dosage like sometimes i mess up the time i I'm supposed to take them. You're supposed to take them every 24 hours. Sometimes I'll miss.

I'll take them every 36 or something like that. But if I'm taking them regular, my mother could die and I wouldn't have an emotional reaction to it. Like it just literally numbs you like that. Like you just don't have emotions at all. But you also don't feel anxiety at all. Like you could be like, well, flat fucking broke fucking broke what the sun's doing today you know it's like that's been my biggest fear i've talked about on the show before but i always felt like if i was hypothetically

on like an anxiety drug that it would somehow lower my performance in it does you know like like yeah you know this is crashing and that's collapsing but nothing registers on my it does like literally i find myself laying in bed watching netflix more now on anxiety medicines because i don't care about it i don't care what my bank account looks like i don't care if a video goes up or things like that because there's no emotional response to it i used to have like anxiety attacks to the point of panic attacks and i would go and force myself to do something now it's how does youtube hate impact like does that also just it's a shield i don't i don't notice i i'm more progressive thinking like i'm more about let's go get some answers done but at the same time it's like answers done well like

I'm more used to I make an excuse up for everything why I couldn't do it I'd give you 15 excuses why I couldn't push the ball up the hill okay now I'm more like well here's three ways I could probably get the ball up the hill that's a change in my mindset but at the same time I don't care if I push the ball all right that problem is solved hypothetically. You know, that's, that's the problem. And I'm like,

December of last year, I probably would have killed myself. I was close to it. And you're talking about it. I was very close to it. I was past the point of talking about it more in the stages of planning it. And. It. I was past the point of talking about it more in the stages of planning it and it Prozac probably saved my life and like it kind of bothers me that it's on a two-and-a-half to a three to here and it's right up there with cocaine and

heroin because heroin is an epidemic in my area right now well barbiturates are not Prozac specifically I think Prozzac's one of those drugs. There's a world of difference between Prozac and Prozac. I think they're lumpy. See, they don't have opioids on here or any kind of painkiller. I think they're lumping those in with barbiturates. Well, heroin's an opioid. Wings, if Prozac was worth a damn. Yeah, but you know what I mean.

Painkillers, Oxy, Vicodin. Wings, if Prozac was worth a damn, it wouldn't bother you. Is that what it's for? Are you feeling anxiety right now? Oh, my God. I'm on team Prozac. A little bit. Maybe you need to up your dosage until you're not bothered.

I'm not going to harm to myself that I'm actually doing good. Is this period in my life where I'm actually content actually destroying my life? Am I building a long-term addiction here? I'm questioning that. It doesn't cloud your thinking at all. It's much more difficult to get addicted

to something like Prozac than it is a pill like Xanax or hydrocodone or Oxycontin. Because this thing about vitro is starting to do with heroin and I know a bunch of people on heroin. My brother's on heroin right now. Is he snorting it or is he shooting it? He's snorting it, but snorting

it only lasts until the money runs out. Yeah. Like generally heroin comes in two forms. You know, they come in wax packs where it's like a powder where you snort it or you drink it. And then eventually those are like $10 to $15 a hit. Whereas like you can get $5, you can get basically what you call black death, which you put in a syringe and you shoot up your arm, which gives you a quicker high and gives you a more immediate high. And the reason heroin – heroin is like the end of the opiate rainbow.

Like you start off with painkillers like Xanny – well, not Xanny, but Oxycontins and Dilata and things like that, and then you slowly go up the thing. know the latas and things like that and then you slowly go up the thing when you can't afford the prescription pain pills no more you go to heroin because heroin is like three times the strength of uh what's that oxycontin uh it's the it's the morphine it's three times the strength of morphine like it really fuck with you and like heroin is the end of the rainbow for for like pain pills and stuff and it's like i'm on something that's kind of lumped in with the same shit as heroin and heroin my brother's lost like 50 pounds. I think you're reading too much into this stupid. Yeah, it's not lumped in.

Like I said, cannabis is at a one and a half on the dependency scale next to ketamine and fucking LSD. How big of a scale is this? That's also a little like, no, like, how was this like? Are you actually worried, Wings? level and they're like no like how was this like um are you actually worried wings because i i'm worried because like i'm sort of thinking like am i am i get sending myself down a dependent no you're not no no my idea is like it's a better part of my life and then get back off them because i don't the thing we're looking at here is lumping all barbiturates into one lump thing and those are made up of a lot of bad things like heroin and alcohol and

because the the numbers the health risk of things like heroin and alcohol specifically are so high it's lumped over there but if there was prozac in particular we're on here it'd be way to the left right there with marijuana or something if this was a probably even less drug scale it'd be so far next to zero while oxy and stuff was in the top right like yeah i have a friend who's taking this road before you it wasn't prozac it was lexapro and uh it worked out really well for him he had anxiety it seemed like just everything about his life would eat him up you know i remember he was telling me about it and i think somebody tailgated me or something. And I was like, look at that fucker. What an idiot.

And he's like, that's not me. If that was me, then I'd be thinking about him. I'd be wondering about my mistake, if I should have done it better. It'd be preoccupying. It'd be in his thought process that someone didn't approve of the way he drove for some minute. And he took Lexapro, and that just solved everything.

Almost kind of like you described, almost too much solving in some respects. Almost everything was water off a duck's back and he couldn't just drop it. I think they cut his prescription too quickly and I don't know what a brain freeze is like and he wasn't able to articulate it but he said that sometimes he would have these brain freezes, and so they had to up his dosage and bring him down more slowly. And now he's a totally happy guy. That little period of his life is behind him,

and it was a good route for him to take. Yeah, you shouldn't be concerned about Prozac. Prozac is to heroin as a Ford Focus is to a Formula One racer. Yeah, I hear what you're saying, and I'm not having the same effect as my brother is on heroin, but like... What a shame. Yeah, that is rough.

I don't know. I just know like pharmaceutical medicines is a science that people like to pretend they understand a lot of times. You don't really know what some of the things that you do or take actually do to you. I remember back in the 50s, they used to tell women to clean the house with – what was that shit called? Lye. It could be lye, but it was some kind of chemical that was really fucking bad for you are you thinking of when they told pregnant women that it was safe to take thalidomide and then there were the children of thalidomide that came out all like i don't know something like

that i'm just i'm just worried about like we don't fully understand what we're giving to ourselves well it's certainly not you know in an ideal world you wouldn't need this, right? Like, you know, it's not, it's no different than anything. You are putting it, that's why I said there are a lot of side effects with any of these, you know, mood and mood-altering drugs. Everybody knows that. So, like, in that regard, yeah, it's certainly not great,

but if it's helping your mental stability, then it is good. But once you need it, you know, you get off of it who prescribed it um my my mother's family doctor okay do you feel like they're monitoring you like do you talk to them and let them know how it's going back every three months i've only been twice i really wanted him to be like gangster grandma yeah i was wondering where this question was she's got me on 20 milligrams a day and i I've been feeling better. I've only been to him twice.

I went to him one time. He's some Arab. I don't want to say it. Racist now. He's an Arab doctor. I haven't took the time to answer his name. It's not racist. It's not racist.

That's just pointing out his ethnicity. I mean, but he gave me three months supply, and I just recently got back to him. Would you say he's a sand nigger? Is that what you're saying? That's a good example of racism. I said that that's a reason We all know that but like I got back from my brother because like he Is in military they would call him sand niggers almost at the point where it's like it wasn't even a derogatory term

It was a term for his title is yeah a derogatory term it was a term for this is yeah people oversee don't use the nicest terms to the indigenous people in those areas such as the gooks and the zipper heads and all those fun terms we've generated over the years hmm what's a zipper head I think Vietnamese and Koreans are gooks I thought who's a Charlie then Germans in routes are Germans and Tojo are Japanese. I thought Germans used to be Jerrys. Who's a Charlie? A Vietnamese person? That's also Vietnamese. Oh, it's a Charlie and Zipperhead.

That's not really a slur though. Yeah, I don't think Charlie's good to be... It's not an insult. Listen, all of my racial terminology for the Asian folks comes from Gran Torino, okay? What is your shirt, mate? What is my shirt?

It's an inside reference to a podcast I listen to. Oh, there's rocks floating on lava. I was just wondering, what the fuck's that shirt mean? Yeah, I think one of the hosts said it funny or, like, and they all laughed. Let's do another round of that. Another round of that same game? Alright. Kyle's got some butt hurt going on. This game sucked,

Kyle. Well, it wasn't fair. Let's play a game. We can win. No, no. It was totally fair. Those who won the last round, do you think it was fair? They poorly answered their question. I think we should do some answers to the question.

But that's the thing. You keep saying that, but you didn't answer the question. The best team won. Let's move on to the next game. Satisfaction. If Arnold said, hey, young man, what do you think it takes to be Mr. takes to be mr. universe workout sweat I had to have the right answer you said an answer you should have you should think about it the butthurt over here is so strong I'm hoping there's a prescription that can help you like some sort of

preparation age I don't know what you need if I wrap myself up in a rain fly it would protect me from all this but did it work the first time dick I don't know what you need if I wrap myself up in a rain fly it would protect me from all this But did it work the first time dick? We're going to go again for this game three points on the board I can split them up or give them all over I want Right here. You've got some new questions, and I think they're they're gonna be fun ones Please answer them as probably and as detail over time you know you're not saying great for the question about to give you I not too specific and keep your mind on the goal

at the end and try not to give team soft serve like how do you set your alarm clock or something I I think I tripped him up pretty good last time I felt like their answer had nothing you did a great job at stumping them but the problem was you fucking answer the question you didn't answer the question

and you weren't funny. It was a double whammy loss. Like I said, I'm looking for the question. I'm looking for the answer. So I'm going to start off. Who did I start off with last time? Let me rule this out real quick because he kind of messed up last time. You've got to give them a word that relates to their question.

No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. It just has to be grammatically correct in the sentence. So if they say A, you can't say the, it'd have to be like a blank, you know I talked about whatever. Okay. Well, maybe I was misunderstanding. Yeah, so it just has to be grammatically correct So I'm gonna give it to Woody and a team soft serve over here little freezy All right, we're gonna give you how do you buy a new car? What's the process? How do you get a good price? How do you buy a new car? What's the process? How do you get a good price? How do you buy a new car?

First. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Oh, I'm not Team Salt, sir. I'll give you the question. You don't see a timer rolling. I'm sorry. This team. Mistakes were made. I'm going to give it first to Taylor this time. I think he earned that. Remember?

Team, when you hear this, you guys were speaking over my dings a little bit. Maybe I need to move my, uh, my dinger over here a little closer. Yeah, we need a number. You stop. You stop talking when you hear a ding, all right? And let them get a word in edgewise, all right? Here we go. 60 seconds. Here we go.

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That does work. Purchase. A. Vehicle. Next. Helicopter. Wait, we're at vehicle. Yeah.

Vehicle is period. Yeah, they fucked it up again. Next. No. You guys are fucking over them. Jew. He won't stop. The.

Salesman. Into. A. What's wrong with you? Stop. I hit the buzzer. Go ahead. Into.

No. What is wrong with you people? I hit the buzzer. I'm repeating the word to say into. This game is terrible. Why are we playing this game again? Let's just go to the next one with the score with us at half a point. They're not joining in.

I'm trying to give them the space that they require. You like this game a lot, we're gonna be three points down. They are failing at this terribly. Like, they've let their time- He says that, but actually, it's on you to come up with a word, and I'm trying to give you time. And you're not coming up with a word. You guys are running over them. Well, you know, and I'm trying to give you time. And you're not coming up with a word.

Well, you can only give him so much time. No, you don't. I go ding, and then you say a word next. As soon as you hear a ding, whoever last spoke, that's the word. I go ding, and then it's like into. And we wait, and nothing comes. That's what they did to us. I think we wasted value time on this game.

That is three mistakes you had in there. You didn't let them get a word in. Oh my goodness. You have gone mad with power. I am just trying to dictate a game. Kyle agrees with me on this and he was against me last time. You guys didn't let him get a word in. Let's see how it is on the other side. My god. It's like a colossal fuck up for whoever goes first. I don't understand.

Your guys' question, this will be an interesting one. If all of your game shows have a question, this will be an interesting one. Hey, if all of your game shows have a problem, maybe it's not the contestants. I think it is. And I will remove another point. There is a half a point dividing this right now. Hey, how about you give them 60 and give us minus 40?

Kyle and Wings, how do you take a girl out on a date? You know? What do you do from start to finish? How do you take a girl out on a date? You know? What do you do from start to finish? How do you take a girl on a date? What's your ideal date? I'm going to start. Wings, why don't you kick it off with the first word when I start the timer? And remember, when there's a ding, shut the fuck up.

And the other opponent inserts a word. Here we go. Now. Taylor, you do first word. You take her to Her. To. A. Nice. Restaurant. Restaurant. Do I change

restaurant? No, you add the next word following restaurant. Oh, after a noun. And. Oh, I see you didn't fuck him up. There's nothing you can put there. Goodbye. And bye. Oh, it's me.'s me me her dinner then you

take her swimming in the pool you In. The. Pool. You. Curbstomp. Any. Body. Who.

Racially. Discriminates. Again. Her. Oh, they ran over us. What horseshit. I can't stand for that! Oh. It's kinda hard.

Well, see, there we go. Take her out to dinner, you pay for food, take her back to the pool, and if anybody fucks with her, you curb stomp her, cause it's okay to date a black girl in this day and age, so don't give me that shit. Wow, that was interesting. I was trying to throw a blue there to make it funny. Taylor, I apologize for pausing on a noun for you.

There's nothing you can do there except for- Take her to the restaurant, ding. Or- I was trying to get it. You could have been like, restaurant dingerbells or something like that. No, no, he was not doing- It had to make sense grammatically.

I could say restaurant semi-colon- You couldn't say the name of the Tinkerbells. No, no, no. The name could have been Tinkerbells. I like that. To me, restaurant, there was a period after it, and you could have said any word. But maybe that's just me. Oh, yeah.

It could be. Or Tinkerbells could be the name of the restaurant. It could be capitalized. So go ahead. Do your ridiculous scoring where we somehow win. No, you lost that round horrendously. All three points go to Team Surf and Turf

over here. So sad. We're going to surge ahead in the next one. And if we don't win, I don't trust that there's a prize anyway. I did have to argue with Kyle a whole lot. I'm going to remove the half point that I gave that Wings earned

for the debate about Bernie and all that. Let's keep it. So it's 4-6 right now. Can we have their half point? Sure. You asked nicely enough. I'm going to give you the half point. 4.5-6. In fact, you look so god damn good with that shirt on. Another half a point.

5-6 right now. I'm the game master, okay? Yes, you are, Chiz. You are the unqualified game master. I can't imagine playing D&D with you. I didn't like that modifier at the beginning of game master. You don't understand what unqualified means. It means you are the game master without qualifications.

It's not to say that you don't know how to do it. It's to say that you are the undisputed game master. I would hate to play a Chiz D&D session. It happens in accounting language a lot. When something is an unqualified this, it means that there is no two ways about it. It is that. I've tried D&D in the last, I guess, seven months or so. You used to play that a lot, right?

Yeah, I loved D&D. It's a lot of fun. You just get to make shit up. Yeah, I like it. Do you still play? I don't know the rules very well. I haven't played recently. That's mainly because we don't got a DM.

Dungeon Master? A Dungeon Master makes it. When you got a good Dungeon Master, that's what makes a session. I could be a good Dungeon Master. If you want to kill off everybody's character because somebody, like, stepped on your toe or something, yeah, you'd make a wonderful dungeon master. I know. Someone uses the wrong adjective, and you're like, all right, here comes Zeus. Yeah, you know that character you've been fucking around with for about six months?

He fell in a fucking track full of spikes. Life's tough. What levels your character wings uh the last time i was played is on level eight level eight black guard okay black guard things have changed i haven't played forever uh black guards like an evil paladin now in case you were wondering the score is now five to six you're winning you're winning they got a point out of magic as game master i can thank you you did i can explain that i removed your half a point out of magic. They took our half a point and got another half a point.

Thank you. You did. I can explain that. I removed your half a point that Wings earned during the debates and gave it to them because, let's be honest, it was malarkey. And I gave them half a point because Taylor's shirt is so goddamn fucking snazzy. I think we all can agree and be okay with that point addition right there. Kyle, thank you very much. That was a funny round you had.

What are you doing? I've got my Hulk shirt. Yeah, but you haven't been showing it. At this point, you're whoring yourself out, and we're not in a game round, okay? You know, there's just something we could do. So what's the next game next? Yeah, we're going to a topic next. I'm going to prep something.

You guys are enjoying the game rounds. I'm going to throw some extra stuff in there. So we're going to talk about a topic. What about Amazon Flex? Ah, what is it? Amazon Flex is a new Uber-like service Amazon is providing to areas. Why did Wings just put on a shirt? To get a point.

He wants three points. Is that why? I think it should work. I haven't been able to see him this whole time. I'm going to deduct points. What are you doing? What is this? He's spiffing up.

He's bringing his A game. I like that, Wings. Minus a point because we had to wait. We're all tied up. It's 5-5 now. No, no, they're still ahead. Okay, okay. That's a great show yeah there but we were talking about amazon flex which is an uber like service for amazon now which is like

their 30 minute to an hour delivery service where you can drive packages for amazon for 18 to 25 dollars an hour and i think it's fucking great so it's the last mile solution. I actually said on PKA at one point, I don't remember when, that something like Uber would start competing with FedEx and UPS. And everyone thought I was crazy. They were like, no way. It's ridiculous. There's security. This is that.

Like a month or two later, Amazon comes out and says, hey, if you want to deliver packages at the end, you know, just take them from here to the last step towards the house, they'll pay, was it $18 to $25 an hour? Yeah. Yeah. They didn't specify how to maximize that. Maybe you're paid by the job and they think that's what you can pull off. I don't know. But that's what they think you can earn. How do you get into something like this? It's just been announced. So it's running in Seattle right now and it's only going to be in Manhattan, Miami,

Atlanta, Baltimore, Dallas, Austin. I got a truck and an enclosed trailer. I can deliver some motherfucking packages. Load me up! I'll make an eight hour day of it. I'll take West Conway.

Just the select. Oh, you have to have an Android phone. But just the select areas. And you can, you know, get some extra money on the side. I can have me a motherfucking steal me an Android phone. And it's way better than, somebody asked. They're like, how is this better than Uber? Because I said it's way better than Uber.

My Hillary Clinton phone. This is for pleasure. This is for fun. For one, it's a more guaranteed rate of income than Uber. You have a range, at least. Uber, how they generate how much money you earn, is kind of shitty. And also, you don't have to deal with fucking people. You just throw a box in the back.

I have a friend who drove for Uber, and she made good money. It depends how you do it. Like, she was making like a thousand bucks a week off Uber. Are you guys pretty shocked that so far there hasn't been, like, the Uber Slayer? Or, like, this whole idea would be a serial killer's wet dream in the 70s. Would it, though? Because there's been a lot of, not that, but there's been plenty of, like, sexual harassment charges and stuff like that around Uber and Lyft and stuff like that. Like, creepy dudes, like, asking to let out of the car

and not opening the car when they say that and just just creepy dudes that's why i get the black car uber service i go anywhere i don't want to be raped we've been over this if i don't have this look but she is what's the bloody car you're a fat kid. Yeah. Hard to kidnap. I'm in their car already. What do you mean? There's no kidnapping process. He might have a Prius. Prius is kind of bad at driving light. The black car service is they have

actual town car certified people that drive town cars and stuff in limos. What kind of certification do you need to drive a town car? Is it a driver's license? You need to be over 65. There's an actual test. There's an actual test. And they have nice cars, super luxurious, you know? Does it cost more? They're usually of Arab descent.

Does it cost more? Yeah. But I'm safer. I'm not in some shit box. How much more does it cost? She's rolling deep getting the black car Uber. Yeah! How much does the Lincoln Town Car cost over the Toyota Corolla? I don't know. It's not that much more. I can't figure it out. Because it's like you have to be... It's distance and time factors.

I'd prefer to drive the Lincoln Town Car too. Not if you're paying for the gas and it's all out of your pocket. I do worry. I drove a V8 chevrolet truck the lincoln town car is better on gas but you wouldn't take your v8 chevrolet truck to pick up stacy at the bar and take her three miles home when you're driving four miles to the bar three miles to her place five miles back to yours or however that triangulates i don't know uber does they usually sit in parking lots around the area and then they'll just ride the bar time or whenever yeah i've never used uber i have no idea no idea it doesn't seem safe yeah i don't want to

do it i feel like it might be a little bit cab is safer i feel like people would try and talk to me a lot more like you know i just do this when i'm not teaching and it's like oh really can you can you not talk to me you've got the social skills to know how to ignore that though like i do it's like, oh, really? Can you not talk to me? You've got the social skills to know how to ignore that, though. Like, I do. It's very... Man, Taylor, you're just a douchebag. No, I don't want to talk to them either if some cabbie is like... Me? I'm like, oh, you're Muslim? I don't give a fuck. That's a good opener.

I don't want to talk to you, first of all, and two, you've got nothing interesting to say, I'm sure of it. Why does your car smell like blood and vomit? One of my Uber drivers, the Polish guy who was telling me about all the crimes in Poland, let me smoke in the back of his SUV. This is a brand new Jimson.

That's fucking awesome. You get it too? It's not. What is this? Look at this. Belarusian mechanics. Is this unsafe for work? It's safe for work you could show it it's pretty funny doesn't look like he did what he should have done he did get a lot of soot in the face

he looked with the glasses it seems like he knew it was coming yeah he knew it was gonna be bad why would you sit that's the volkswagen emissions test passed i found out a little bit about how that worked i i searched for an explanation of what it did does anyone know what it does i do not no it's uh so if i understand right they all these cars have software the software in these cars is lying to the admissions tester and telling them, but yeah, I'm all good. But in fact, they're not. How would you do that?

Aren't they detecting like actual carbon monoxide or whatever is spewed out? They are. I don't know how they do that. Yeah, I kept wondering. So I had to search all over for it. Apparently what they do is when the car idles, it is in a special emissions passing mode so that when they test it, it runs extra clean. But so that the car can have extra power, it stops doing that.

It just becomes like a dirty diesel engine. So it's a dirty diesel engine pretty much all the time, except when it's not running, which it becomes a dirty diesel engine so it's a dirty diesel engine pretty much all the time except when it's not running which it becomes a clean diesel engine well it's not a dip I don't think it's dirty in comparison to any of the other diesel engines out there right it's yeah you're trying to get more power out of it so they're just sticking more fucking diesel in there they're right so at an at an inefficient rate it's not getting the same gas mileage either it's not just emissions same gas mileage either. It's not just emissions. The gas mileage standards are way off as well.

I would guess, based on what little I know about diesel engines, you're right. You punch too much diesel and you get more power, but the unburnt stuff goes out the back and it's bad. I think that's what you're referring to. But yeah, essentially what it is is it's only clean running at idle, and then it's just overfed all the other times brilliant they're so fucked what what i want to know is what happens to let's say that i live in

california i own one of these vehicles now and and guess what tomorrow is the day i have to redo my emissions what happens when i go down there you pass like like i don't think that's the case like like that's what i worry too that suddenly What happens when I go down there? You pass! Good for you! Like, I don't think that's the case. That's what I worry, too. That suddenly your car is almost like a recall or something. Yeah, so then, what happens between me, the car owner, and the VW? Like, what happens?

Action lawsuit. Like, is it... It won't require that. I'm what happens? Action lawsuit. Like, is it... I don't... It won't require that. I'm hoping they'll step up. Do they literally just give the owners of these cars a pass until the cars are off the road? No. Okay. If they don't do that, then someone's really fucked.

Either Volkswagen's really fucked and they have... You know what? So, Volkswagen should be able to fix this with software, right? Just stop running dirty. And now you have a car that's not as powerful as you bought, as you thought it was when you bought it. But at least you can pass emissions. What if they weren't made to actually be able to pass emissions

after you've driven a certain number of miles? What if a guy's got 95,000 miles in his Passat and he thinks he's been passing the last 60,000 miles and it just simply can't? When I was getting my car tested like four years ago, I had to go to like three different places and do a whole bunch of shit. They were like, you know, honestly, just drive around

at 50 miles an hour for 20 minutes in this downpour of rain and then come back. So I was just sitting there grumbling and angry like this is fucking ridiculous. Chrysler, you son of a bitch. Just pass this. And it's like if that hadn't passed and i couldn't have gotten my license plate renewed like i would have been fucked like not through no fault of my

own i took care of the car it's just how old was it uh this was 2012 so it was four years old oh yeah yeah you bought a chrysler product You kind of stepped on that one yourself. I kind of like it. Wings. Can we do a little bit of truck talk? I feel like that's a good segue. Here's the deal, Wings. I really, really like the Rams. And I recognize that sometimes their transmissions are not as reliable.

I recognize it. They got the 8-speed now. And that's supposed to be better. They have the Ram Box, which maybe not everybody would love, but I love that thing. You're talking about the little built-in tailgate thing where you open up the side of the bed? Yeah. So for people that don't know, if you look in the back of a pickup truck bed, there's two lumps in it where the rear tires would be. So what they do, and then to the front and rear of those lumps is really not valuable space because the, like you can't, the plywood fits in between it, but on top

of it, it's all shit, you know, unless you're carrying gravel or something. So what Ram did is they made the sides of the pickup bed really thick. And then they open up, they're like little trunks on either side. And to me, it's like, oh, if I had little trunks on the side of my bed, I'd carry just as much, you know, because I can't put wood in there. I can't do all sorts of things. If I had little trunks, I could put my tools in there, my jumper cables, all those things. And I wouldn't need a toolbox because there's no trunk in a pickup truck. You got to have the toolbox to be a trunk. At least I do. So I can have the Ram box and only Ram has that as far as I know.

There are suspensions. Like even in the half-ton truck, it can go up and down by two inches. Now, I drive like an idiot a lot, you know, over curbs and like over the swales. They also have springs in the back. Yeah. So as part of that air suspension and the independent rear and all that fun stuff, it's not an independent rear, but it has coil springs as opposed to leaf springs, which are better. Ram has always pushed the envelope in terms of advancing the suspension, and the other guys tend to follow. Well, actually, that's kind of subjective. Coil springs versus leaf springs.

For example, if you have a Dodge truck, there are certain weight limitations you can't do with a Dodge truck. Unless you get the airbags, at which point that's just solved, right? They have the coil and they add the airbags. Like you can do a third wheel trailer on a standard half ton truck with Dodge right out the gate. You need the airbags. You need the airbags. It just seems like the Ram is better in every way except reputation. And I wonder like... Well, that's because of the companies. Like here's the thing. I understand every way except reputation. And I wonder like,

well, that's because of the companies like here's, here's the thing. I understand what you're saying. You, you want my seal of approval and here's how I'm going to give it to you. Ram is now owned by Fiat. I know.

And like there, well, they got two companies on them, but the majority holder is Fiat. And most of the Ram trucks you see with really bad reputation was actually owned by Daimler Chrysler and sometimes Mercedes, which they didn't have a very good paint department in the late 90s, which kind of carried over to the early 2000s.

And they have very, very, very shoddy dash work. They use a very cheap plastic, and they never test well. Like any Ram truck never tests very well. The only Ram truck to ever test well is one with a Cummings engine in it. What do you mean test well? Are you talking about the power? Like power like power traction four-wheel drive system like truck shootouts kind of things where they bring all the trucks together and they test them rams never test well but for everyday drivers somebody that might not be using their truck to haul wood or pull a

trailer they're taking like their kid to school they won't notice these kind of things you know how many times you're driving up a slope with ice on it well you know it hardly ever happens so they never test well and they have terrible power to weight ratios but they're fucking luxurious as all hell now like the interior of a of a dodge ram it's got me looking at like maybe i should get a dodge their interiors lead the class their suspensions lead the class and then the ram box probably a lot of people don't value it as much as me but to me that's a huge advantage they have over the other trucks and i just think why not that one um i don't know about their um their pentastar like i think that's what their transmissions are called now the pentastars like i've never actually ridden one but i had a my four truck had a uh had a six speed transmission and i loved it to death

now in two extra gears would only be only only be better yeah because like i don't know what the fuel economy is on them in now anyway but like i don't know what fiat produces like they're obviously a successful company i don't know how those trucks are going to hold up in the long run. The problem with Diamond or Chrysler is their interior fell apart. They put really small brakes on them. They were just a cut rate truck trying to make a profit.

First of all, if you're international, let us know what you think about Fiat because you may have a lot more experience with them than we do. Fiat's amazing. You can't take a Ram truck built today and compare it to a ram truck built in 2000 because two different companies made it it just has the same name yep yep and uh so they're untested so you're in you're in blind waters that's that's a tricky thing but yeah the rams look amazing to me but i switch my allegiance all the time i go from ford to ram so fords look really cool they've got the aluminum

bodies they're technically i don't like i don't like the new f-150s body i like it a lot um but one of the challenges i have like the eco boost scares me i know people it's fairly new right but it's it's it's kind of fairly new it's a fairly new system to put it with the twin turbo setup like they have but you gotta understand like volvo which is the company they're based in eco booths all because when ford bought volvo volvo which is the company they're based in ecoboost all because when ford bought volvo volvo has been making big diesel trucks with turbos their entire life and those diesel trucks go millions of miles but you see clapped out chevy silverados that are 22 years old being driven by landscape companies all the time do you think they'll be

clapped out ford f-150 aluminum twin turbos 18 years from now? Those aluminum ones are – a buddy of mine has one, and he got some damage on it. It is so much more expensive to get that fixed. It's a lot harder to work with aluminum in an auto body too. Mm-hmm. Hmm. That's it. But I don't know.

I don't fix things. That's the question i have when i bought the black truck it's like how long is this twin turbo thing gonna last and how much do they cost to fucking fix like what happens when they start taking these parts off back order like when this truck is 10 years old and they no longer have this set of turbos for this type of engine in stock normally and then it's like power of the v8 yet fuel economy of a six no it doesn't give you that it doesn't it doesn't it's the most fuel consuming six you'll find because they just stuck turbos on it they shove more gas and more in there and more air in there faster than you

ever could before and it's basically the fuel economy of an eight with the power of an eight yeah because like like for example my truck christ, she gets about 15 miles to the gallon combined city and highway. I like her name. Carry on. My Ford was Bethany, and she got about 16 and a half. Would you help me name my truck? She's 12 years old. She doesn't have a name yet.

Gretchen. Victim one. Gretchen's not bad. Yeah, an old lady name. Gretchen or Wanda. Something that people were only named in, like, 1922chen gretchen's not bad it's sticking with me anyway it's not bad but i only know it's like a mile per hour like i'm like a mile difference in gas quality it's like i think i'd rather have the the straight majority of the day we'd rather have the the standard straight

broad push v8 engine over the twin turbo V6 even though twin turbo V6 has got a lot more power and it's a lot more fun to drive the dependability is a question there yeah I don't know it also depends on the rear end you get too but you know this kind of stuff these are questions the truck guy asks

yeah because Dodge usually comes with really like... I think Dodge used to come standard with 392. Like seriously. Because I know they used to push the Hemi back in 2004. They put a 392 rear end in them. But they had terrible power to weight ratio. I wonder if that's still true.

Should we do a new topic? I would like to do another game. He doesn't have games for days. I'm a truck guy. Unless you've got a good topic. I mean, truck talk, man, that went... Kyle has a truck. We could do a prank phone call.

Kyle, how's that truck you got holding up? Apparently those Chevrolets have this transmission issue because there's a magnesium... There's some magnesium construction in the transfer case and there's also some vibration that's there because of a design flaw so magnesium vibrates against steel or something until it wears away and then you get these little pinholes in the aluminum case and only under pressure does it leak fluid and so

you don't get any drip in your yard and i mean who checks the transmission fluid so you end up with a dry transmission dry transfer case in like a week out of nowhere and it grinds itself to death and i've went through two transmissions and i'm about to buy my third uh and this time i'm getting a special custom made transfer case so sometimes it might be time just to trade the old girl in She's not that old 2008 Just a baby Like 50,000 miles

My truck's got Matter of fact let me tell you a story Before we get off truck talk My oil light came on today Tell me about it Shit I was amazed because the last time I changed my oil was January 18th when I put my new tires on. Like, I have gone nowhere this year.

I got a story. So today, I had new gravel delivered for my private driveway, one of my driveways. And I had to use my tractor to spread the gravel. Well, over the last couple weeks, I've been having this tricky issue where I turn the key and it doesn't start. Tractor has all kinds of things you've got to do right. It's got to be in neutral. You can't have the PTO shaft on, this and that, for it to start. So I'd wiggle those different things thinking that was my problem and it would eventually start.

So I don't know if it was the extra attempts or if it was the things I was wiggling. And I'm fucked. Because today, it won't start at all. And as a quick side note, the gravel has all this dirt that when it gets wet, it's supposed to like firm up. It's crushed granite and like become almost a concrete bed. And I didn't want it in its lumpy,

unspread, shitty condition. It's raining out right now to like solidify like that. I wanted to get it right and then have it rain. It's going to be heavy rain all day tomorrow. So I really wanted to have it fixed today. Anyway, we go through our diagnosis. I asked for help online. They're no use. I call a mechanic from the dealership. He was of no use. And Chiz and I just go out there and start troubleshooting it. I track it to the relay. And this is the last thing that's successfully, like, it's clicking and stuff.

You can put your thumb on it and see that the relay's activating, but whatever. And I'm like, well, the relay's like six bucks, so I'll get a new one and see if that fixes it. And as we're headed back into the stable, I explain to Chiz, Chiz, my man card's kind of on the line here with this fix, right? my man card's kind of on the line here with this fix right you know that scene in the grinch that stole christmas where the heart measuring device that that they used it it the heart grows and grows and grows until the device fractures and is ruined that is what would happen to a penis measuring device if this fucking fixes my tractor right and so i go and i switch it and whatever and we turn the key and it starts and that's when i run into trouble my knees are

buckling and i'm walking around like a like a fucking ape like oh my god why did this happen oh no why did i have a penis i can't I want my old one back anyway we fixed the fucking tractor penis grew 10 sizes the measuring device was shattered and uh I think you need to I think we need to reevaluate what what uh um skilled labor's called like if one of the tractor guys came out and didn't do a relay check. Oh, no, he was on the phone. You've got to be doing relay checks. He was on the phone, and I asked him. He didn't really point me that way.

I thought he came out and actually worked on it. No, I called him, and I wanted to know how much a service call costs and this and that, and it just happened to have a 1,000-pound counterweight on the back, so it was a pain in the ass to move it. Anyway, I tracked it down, and the first thing I to move it. And anyway, I tried to down it. The first thing I tried fixed it, and I felt very good. $6 fixed my tractor. And my penis is now giant.

I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing. What did you use to spread the gravel? I have a land grater. Okay. Do you know what that is? Yeah. I feel like it. You have hydraulic control of it?

Yeah, so I have both hydraulic top and top link, and of course the three-point thing is hydraulic. Shit. I was thinking, I was like, I hope he's not putting it in the bucket a scoop at a time and shaking the bucket, spilling it out, and dragging the bucket

to make it smooth. I would definitely need some kind of a scrape blade um yeah a scrape blade would have worked too i think people like the land grader type thing i want to show people what it looks like but there's not a good image um see i bet a lot of people just want a new topic but there will be a third out there that say all right what does a land grader look like a third of people third don't want us to move on, all right, what does a land grader look like? A third of people don't want us to move on

because they want to know what a land grader is. I'm all for tractor and truck talk, but let's not be hyperbolic with our numbers here. Really? A third. I'm pretty sure most of the people know how to use Google. Actually, this one's even more like mine. It's like this.

You drag it behind your tractor, and the dirt goes over those two blades, and it gets sort of evenly distributed behind it. So it takes less talent to use than a lot of the alternatives. So I can show you guys if you're curious. That's what it looks like. You drag it on your gravel road, pulls up the gravel, distributes it in a nice thing, and I did a real good job. My wife was impressed.

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and that'll get you 10% off your first purchase. Squarespace, build it beautiful. I think Squarespace is our most respectable sponsor. They are. Did you say $8 a month? That has to be a typo. That's too generous. That's what? Two Starbucks?

Right there? Two? It's less than that. One if you're a white girl. That's how you gauge pricing? Then yeah. One if you get what I like. What do you get from Starbucks?

I don't go to Starbucks. What are you talking about? I'm a boy. None of you go to Starbucks. How would I know? Who are you talking to? I've got multiple answers. I drink coffee like once every few weeks.

All right. Well, then I am definitely asking Chiz. I'll typically get, you know, nowadays I just get a, I'll just get whatever, Peaks Roast coffee, you know, which is still a venti coffee. I'll get some cream in there. If I'm feeling festive and cool, though, I'll either get a caramel macchiato with a splash of a, just a little splash of half and half in there, or I'll get a caramel frappuccino if I want a meal drink. I'm putting you down for 10% more gay than you are.

I'll sometimes get a hot white mocha if it's really cold. I bet you want hot white mochas. All hot, real hot. Is this what it's like during truck talk? I'll get the caramel frappuccino too, but I get two shots of espresso in there. Do you get the

hot white mocha on your back or do you swallow it? I always swallow it. You drink coffee pretty often, Kyle? Yeah, I definitely drink a cup every morning when I wake up. And I've had two or three cups tonight. I had a cup of coffee for the first time in a couple weeks. A pretty big cup two days ago. And I had it on an empty stomach. It was just like instant coffee Folgers made for the day.

It was a giant cup. No, you drank dirt. I felt awful for like the next hour and a half. I just felt like my heart was beating so fast. I was jittery. I couldn't stop pacing. Well, that was all in your head because what you drank had no caffeine in it and that wasn't coffee. Well, it does say on the box, so I'm going to trust that over you. Well, you know, we had it over at the campfire. If you haven't had a frappa cappa mocha, then if you haven't spent $10 on a coffee to have some dropout, throw some shit in there for you, then you have some. All I'm saying is the instant shit.

You can have whatever you want at home. All right I'm not talking about going to Starbucks every day. I rarely go It's probably been months since I've been But that instant shit you put take a spoonful throw it in a cup of hot water and stir it and is that what you had? Coffee that's fucking mud. Okay, hydrate it Chris. We made it in a fresh my girlfriend made it in a French I crystal that makes it fancy right French press is one of the worst ways to even prepare coffee my god You pee on why would you stay with her coffee talk? No coffee talk. Why would you stay with her Mirka a french press?

It's one of the most it's one of the most hazardous ways to drink coffee for your health you're lucky you're alive Yeah, french press is bad to drink. I like the french press it leaves a a bunch of, like, shit you're not supposed to drink in there. Like coffee? I like my Keurig machine. If you've got a Keurig machine, it's so... Keurig. Easy. Kitty's a huge coffee drinker, so she buys those K-Cups in, like, a four-pack, like a quad-pack.

It's, like, I don't know how many she's buying at a time, like 120 or something. So, like, there's always coffee here, so there's always coffee to be had. And, you know, we've got all the, the you know all the things to add to the coffee to make That Keurig seems like a ripoff like you're getting basically instant coffee for ten times the price by volume This is where it's wrong. I'm gonna show you why you're why you're saving money in this process You make a 12 pot cup 12 cup pot of coffee right okay? How are you gonna drink that thing down to the bottom? No, you're gonna have one to two cups

the average person. I'm not average. It's gonna have one to two cups. Throw it away. You've just thrown away so much coffee. And if you are like me and you like coffee, you're just leaving coffee boiling on a fucking hot plate that whole time. It gets nasty and thick at the bottom. I'm throwing that shit away anyway.

I'm getting a hot, super hot fresh cup of coffee every time with a Keurig I drink it. I'm done. I have another service makes two cups worth With the instant shit fresh press is a lot of work, and it's bad for you to drink. I'm just saying I That's just anti French propaganda. Just like freedom fries. I don't believe any of it. It's anyway I you know I like the k-cups i feel like i i usually only want one cup of coffee um and i've got the regular coffee maker there if i want a whole pot i'm not i wish there were giant k-cups where you could like get a a cylinder of coffee that's what i

want a cylinder of coffee is that your measurement yeah what kind of planet are you from that's half a barrel for those of you who aren't familiar. I don't know if you guys remember, we measure hoes by how much they can take a kettle. Hoes by how much? What sort of medieval measuring structure and for what purpose is this? What kind of hoe is it? Is it a hoe that you use in a garden? Or a hoe that you have sex with?

Let him go. Spoodle? What is a spoodle? Let him go. Let him go. It's an iron, it's a spoon that you do soup with. And. Spoodle? What is a spoodle? Let him go, let him go. It's a spoon that you do soup with. And it's a ladle I guess, so it's a spoodle. A ladle, whatever. It's like if you want to eat and you're like

I can't wait to get all of this soup inside me. Does your whole family call them spoodles? Well, we called them spoodles when I worked at Domino's Pizza and that's what you used to spread pizza sauce. But here's the thing, you're taking over spoodles when I worked at Domino's Pizza and that's what you used to spread pizza sauce. But here's the thing. You're taking your spoons and ladle and making a spoodle, but it's

just a ladle. You don't have to cook with a spoon. If you're using a ladle as a spoon, we need to rethink portion control right here. Okay? Oh. Motherfucker, look at your shit, Chiz. If you go and share that with everybody else in the group, that's what I would look like skinny.

Yeah. I gave it to Kyle and Chiz. Yeah, here you go. I'll forward it. Oh, yeah. Speaking of things, I saw on the subreddit that they saw that old carton of eggs

that we used to batter the chicken, and they were exposed. They ate the eggs. What that old carton of eggs that we used to batter the chicken. And they were like exposed. Like they ate the eggs. Oh, yeah. What did we do with those eggs? Does anyone remember? We left them behind and we threw them in the fire or something like that. We left them behind.

Well, we used some of them to batter the chicken. That's what the eggs were for. I don't even know. Kyle prepared that part. But everyone knows we used flour and eggs, I guess. Was there milk involved? I don't know what else. No, just flour and eggs to cook the chicken.

Because we didn't know how to safely cook chicken any other way. That's where the eggs are from. As much as we would have loved those extra eggs, they were uncooked. They were left there. And we got the eggs on a Thursday, and we left Friday morning. There really wasn't that much incentive to cheat with the eggs anyway. Yeah, I didn't want those eggs. It was more of a memoriam, if you will, to Henrietta

and what she could have had had she lived a full life right there. Poor chicken. Poor fucking chicken. Did you see the thing? What was it? Somebody linked something about... I remember my last memory of Henrietta. I would have done the same.

In the river. You disgusting motherfucker. In the river as I shit her out. It was some history channel. It was some history video. They were talking about a decapitation and how they were hitting and breaking the back of this woman or whatever.

I'm like, this sounds familiar. God damn it. Fucking Henrietta. Chopped her back off to get her head off. You're like a rented mule. I would have just grabbed her by the neck and shook her. A chicken? Everyone knows how to kill them humanely, except the guy in charge of doing it.

God. And fast forward, what happened was Kyle was holding the head, and I was trying to chop the neck, but I was also very cautious not to hit Kyle's hand. And Kyle thinks I hit the top of the chicken's shoulders. I'm not so sure. He's so sure, but I'm not so sure about that. Oh, stack of Bibles.

I watched the blade come down. It's necks only this long. And I had, like, a little of it in my hand. Your mic is muted. But he had a little of it in his hand. And then next to his hand, he put a branch, like a stick, so that it wouldn't slide into him or something. And that left the target zone for me very small, and he thinks I hit the top of its neck. Not the top of the neck.

The top of the back, I guess. You hit her right in the back. Like where the shoulders would be, like a cross, and I just saw it split open, and I could see spine. Now I haven't asked this question before, you had hold of her head, right? So when the first impact missed and didn't knock her out, was she struggling and crying? Oh yeah, oh yeah, she was totally trying to like get out of our, get away from us and try, if we'd stopped at one whack, she'd have been mutilated, but she just survived. Just survived.

She had about three seconds of life left where she knew she had been played as your pretend friend to eat the bugs and then be dead. She wasn't a pretend friend. By the second whack, I think the head was pretty much separated. There was some feathers and skin to handle at the end. But by the second whack, in my opinion, that head was effectively removed. I think Henrietta should just counter-star that you didn't build shelters and use a dull-ass machete to do it. That's pretty much how that happened.

You've been cutting back on chicken, haven't you? Or is that... I thought someone mentioned that. Maybe it was a joke. I don't think Woody cut back on chicken. To you, Chiz. Oh, I haven't had any chicken. Yeah, fuck birds. I've had no fucking chicken since that happened.

Really? Interesting. I eat chicken all the time. I eat chicken all the time. And we had it, but it tasted delicious. It's right here. Mm-hmm. You know, I don't typically picture an animal being slaughtered

and they have an actual blackout phase before they die. But I picture that's what happened. The first hit went and she lived and she screamed and struggled. And then the second hit didn't take her head off. She just gave up and blacked out. And then the third one and definitely the fourth one, there was separation from the body. By the fourth one-

That second only to flavor for me is imagining with each bite different ways it could have died together. I hope this one was stuck into a cage by a migrant worker. Your only reason you're still alive is because people eat you. Henrietta was a diverse bird.

Some of her floated and some of her sank. Now the dark and the light meet. I really didn't eat any of Henrietta. I ate some of the breading, but that meat was so stringy and tough that I didn't. You guys boiled it. You cooked it by boiling first. Time got away from me. It really did.

That scalding process, time really got away from us. Not from me. I was like, you just scalded it. You kind of dunk it, cool it, dunk it. And Kyle was like, nah just scald it. You kind of dunk it, cool it, dunk it. And Kyle was like, nah, let her boil. And that was not the correct course of action because it boiled her good. Seemingly, it was like white meat. It looked cooked from like a couple minutes of boiling.

I think she got overcooked in the oil. And that's where the stringy really went down. Oh, my dad said it was this. My dad said that it was because the bird was dehydrated from spending a week without any water before I picked her up. And also it hadn't eaten, so all the fat and water had been taken out of the flesh of the bird. That makes a lot of sense. She had plenty of bugs. So y'all brought a chicken to like do the survival trip

with you no food no water and then this reward was getting eaten you know what's funny henrietta's the only one who died she had water before before i like brought her on the trip she had spent a week like in the wilderness with no water like in an old so so henrietta's the only one who didn't make it on the trip the rest of us came back alive. However, she was the most successful member of the trip, really. She didn't need shelter because she had the feathers. She found food. She was there eating caterpillars and grasshoppers and little bugs and stuff all the time, just pecking it off the ground. She did the fire without being asked.

She would flap her wings and stoke the fire. She was quite the bird. So I didn't watch the videos. I don't think that part got caught on camera, the part we're talking about. But it was the coolest fucking moment of the whole thing. She backed up to it and just, for whatever reason, flapped her fucking wings and stoke the fire. It was amazing. She couldn't fly, but she did float a little. I mean, dude, it was a whole new world for her she was out she's like I can do anything I can do anything she gave it a try you know I could run away in the night no I

trust them no she started in a box and she escaped from the box somehow it was just you know this big a lot of butting her dumb head against the box is that what it was yeah yeah she started in a jump out we had a box with a um i brought like a cat carrier but we just opted not to use it instead we had a box with a towel on the top and uh that seemed to not work i'm glad we didn't use the cat carrier we we would have never known such lovely things like henrietta she'd have been cooped up in a in a coop I didn't want to carry that motherfucker. We were carrying enough. Well, you shouldn't have said bring it when...

Should have brought more than one chicken. One a night. We could have picked our favorite and kept that one alive. No, I would not have let you keep any animals alive. You should have had chicken with you. You should put it against each other and see who survived. They would not have fought. I mean, you would have had to, like...

Oh, no. Oh, everyone's frozen? Oh, but it's... I thought it was my internet. Now I wonder if it's Skype. Or maybe it's my internet. It might be. So it's you and I.

Anyone else here? They're all frozen, including you. I can just hear you. Yeah, it looks like it's just us. Maybe we're over the land and the internet is screwed. Maybe it is. Yeah. I'm going to run a ping.

See what's going on here. I would run a ping, but I can never be sure that I... I can run a ping. Oh, no, it totally disconnected. The internet is just down? Well, I can't ping anything, and now if I look in the bottom right of my network activity, yeah. I'm at the computer and the modem phase and the internet branch is down.

Yeah, we are working over the land. It's just us. Well, shucks. There's a hidden benefit to you staying here. We can carry on the show until this comes back, which hopefully isn't long. We could. Oh, you don't think it's like the crazy storms and stuff? That's what I'm thinking.

Well, that would be bad right on 250. I don't want that to be a thing. Let's not immediately quit on this. Maybe it'll come back. I didn't hear any big lightning. You totally dropped out from me there a second ago. I said let's let's hang in oh maybe that's delayed that was me texting by the way oh i see it there yeah

so there's some minute or two into splicing two videos jack says, people are going to bed soon. Please keep it down. That was an hour ago. It is episode 250, my sweetheart. It's not an everyday show. Nope. It's supposed to be special. And I think it has been special so far. Though it did get... What's the weather like right now? I'm actually going to step

outside and go look. Alright. Alright. See? It's funny when somebody with bad audio meets their mic you realize how bad it is like bam you know suddenly all that static which existed all show is suddenly really apparent that's that's a thing but I think I'm going to ask him how he feels about living here. I wonder how that conversation will go. Like what,

how it, how it compares to expectations and things like that. My windows are open and I don't hear any rain, but I don't know that I would with this headset on and stuff like that. So, uh, Hmm. Still appears that my internet is down.

I'm going to go to my router and take a peek at it, see if there's anything to learn. Make sure I'm not sharing it. Well, it's raining, but nothing crazy. Yeah? Yeah, I mean, it's just regular rain. All I have is land traffic on my router mostly oh interesting I actually have a little way in traffic but it's like six kilobytes 16 kilobytes it's not it's not anything significant I wonder if I like

go to a web page, that's not working either. Interesting. Let's see how this goes for a minute. See if it comes back. How do you like living here so far? It's good. Tell the truth. How do you like living here so far?

It's good. Yeah? Nothing to say. Yeah, I don't know what to really expand upon. Yeah, I don't know what to say. Yeah, I don't know what to really expand upon. Yeah, I don't know what to say. Like, I don't know what more to say. Nothing has really drastically changed. So you don't have a car.

Do you ever feel trapped, you know, on the property? And, like, you just wish you could go somewhere? Like, that's how I might feel. I don't feel trapped, but do I wish i had a car and could drive yeah but i also don't i don't want to just go buy something right now for the sake of doing that too like it'd just be nice to go for a drive but like i don't need to go anywhere feel trapped ever i mean sometimes you must want to go places like you've got um supermarket. You have to buy milk or a movie. I never did that. I don't like doing shit alone.

I don't like going to the movies alone. We'll have to go see that Martian thing. It comes out this weekend. I think it comes out tomorrow or literally today. Maybe we catch it as a matinee. It's supposed to be pouring out. We could take a day off the stable and catch the movie. Maybe we catch it as a matinee. It's supposed to be pouring out. We could take a day off the stable and catch the movie. Let's do it.

That might be a nice idea. I would like to see that. So is it raining or is it just spitting like it's been for days? It's spitting. Oh, God. Wash my gravel, please. It was raining pretty good earlier, but it's just spitting. I didn't totally walk in.

I didn't have shoes on, but I stuck my hand out. Gravel looks nice, kind of. It does. You did a good job on that. I noticed. It looks real good. Yeah, my wife was impressed. I personally only see the imperfections, but by and large, it's light years better than he laid it.

large it's light years better than he laid it um uh but i oh i don't know if gravel talk's interesting to people but it is more dirty than rocky like i worry that when the dirt washes off there's not enough rocks so we'll see what it looks like i i feel like the guy kind of didn't quite do me like i expected and i wouldn't i don't think I'd hire him again. Yeah, I wouldn't. He seemed like a douchebag. Yeah. I don't know. Take your fucking tobacco out when you're talking to a customer, you scumbag.

Southern folk. How do you like working on the stable? How does it compare to your expectations? Things definitely take longer than I am. Yeah, I remember before you moved here, you were saying like, yeah, in like a week or two, not week, but like a month or two, we'll have this done. And then you bust your ass for like a week,

and only the roof went on or something like that. Very true. But I feel like, let me think. Let me think right now. you know a week and you know only the roof went on or something like that true but you know i feel like i let me think let me think right now let me reach readjust my assessment of when the stable will be done i think the whole stable can be done i don't know it's hard because of the fucking rain oh it's been killing us um let me think. So, need to finish that roof. Sheathing needs to go on the side. Need to demo one side, put up sheathing there.

Rip off the top roof. Hardy plank goes everywhere. Reshingle. Electrical. I think that's it, right? I'm not counting the doors. I think everything could be done by the very end of October. No way.

If it stops pouring. I think if we did it this year, it would be... Whoa, you... Really? Oh, it's three months, isn't it? That's super long. Maybe the end of November. Think of what we did in three weeks, because we've had a week of rain.

Think of what we've done. That rain, God. Dude, can of rant about the rain for a second one it's been slowing me down in the stable and the stable is also kind of my workout plan like I feel good about myself when I'm exhausted when I know I've lifted like 2,000 pounds of materials and drug them around and stuff like it I feel like I like I just did a good thing for me. The rain is like the gym being closed. Like there's just shit we can't do. And then on top of that, sorry, I'm thinking while I'm talking. Oh, it slows down the stable.

And then this might be the worst part of it. There are a couple weeks a year, like I'll say 12 weeks maybe, 10 weeks. Like let's say 10. Five weeks going out of summer and five weeks coming into summer that North Carolina has the best weather on the planet, right? Low 70s, sunny skies, just beautifulness. And we are in the zone that is supposed to be amazing. The weather everybody likes. Everybody likes a high of 68 and a barely cloudy day, right? Just a few little things to break up the sun. And when we're supposed

to be having that, we've had two solid weeks of rain. And I'm like, man, not only is it impacting my workout, not only is it impacting my sense of productivity on the stable, but it's also sucking down some of the ugliest, some of the loveliest weather that I should have been getting instead.

That's true. That's a thing. Yeah, I think end of October, first week of November. Because you have to remember everything we did in what I'm calling three weeks. Because we really haven't done a lot this past week in all seriousness. We put up the blocking underneath one of the things and cut off some plywood. We tore down all the siding on that one wall that was remaining,

built back up a wall, totally roofed, blocked up, two roofs, essentially, with rafters and blocking and whatnot, put all the pressure treated plywood on that, you know, and you know, that whole thing would have been done by now if it wasn't raining. Oh yeah. And we have less than a day's work and that'd be up. And then I think the, uh,

the vapor barrier that goes on top of the pressure treated, all the plywood sheathing would be done in a hurry. I think in one day we'd get all the, uh, old roof off the, the tin roof. And then I suppose we'd probably need to revapor barrier that whole thing. So we can look at the plywood under it and see how much of it is junk.

And maybe, maybe a day to remove the roof and a day to fix the bad sheets of plywood. And then, uh, start building it back. Yeah. I look forward to it, but right now... Cleaning the whole stable. Oh, that was a big impact. Cleaning the whole stable. I sit here and secretly worry that we didn't fix the tractor.

What do you think the odds are that we totally did fix the tractor? 100%. It sure does seem that I don't see how it's really it started up every time since then which is like three or four times or whatever right I feel like it was starting before before today it was starting properly like half the time oh no no, I lost Chiz. And then it failed like 300 times in a row. And then now it works every time. So I guess it's fixed. I'm going to recall. I can see that my router's up. I have it in the other screen. My call button is grayed out. I don't know why that is. You can see some of our conversations.

You can see some of our conversations. I can't even call Chiz back. How disappointing for an episode 250 for it to only go two and a half hours. Maybe we'll try to do something and then combine the calls because I would hate for this to to be the way it goes yeah he's telling me he lost me on the land I'm gonna end the recording here I thought that this outage I'm having would be really temporary and it doesn't seem to be so I'm gonna sort this out and see where we

go but for right now I'm ending the recording and maybe we'll have a part two on this we had like three prank calls picked out and more games and so sad and we're live here we are pka 250 part two we've been on a call for a good hour now these guys are doing the show without you and it was time to get this thing cooking so as you know uh for you just seconds ago yesterday ended with a tech glitch and uh i like the way merker was saying this is going to be a net gain uh we're all going to come back fresh ready to go kyle's got uh himself prepared to do some awesome things yeah and wings uh do you want to recap the last hour of talking about the murders? Oh, we didn't really talk about the last hour.

We are currently going. We obviously just happened the other day when Pink Hill 250 started. A guy shot up a school in Oregon. It was like a community college. And we're sitting there looking at all the facts that they've put out on the Internet or the rumors. And we're trying to decide what is real, what is not. And we're looking at his dating profile right here and it's got some pretty interesting stuff in it like the throw it out right at the top his dating

profile name is iron cross 45 to me which is all speculation iron cross is the independent symbol that Hitler used for Nazi Germany in night and 45 is 1945 that's what I automatically go to when I see Iron Cross 1945. I thought you were going to say 45, like 45 caliber handgun, 1911. You know, that makes total sense. I really can't. There's no scoffing at what you just said there. It all makes sense, the year and the statement.

Yeah, it's the guy. I don't know. What do you guys think about him? I'd like to see his dating profile. I really haven't been following this, but I'm interested in a boyfriend. I gave it to Chiz. Chiz, can you send it to him? We're having technical issues with the chat. Oh, I see. Mine didn't scroll down.

So let's check out this guy's dating profile. Go to the big screen. We should add, I'm not sure that this is, in fact, his dating profile. Right, I want to point out the website is called DailyCos.com. Daily Cos, yeah. This is from Gawker, so you can go back to Gawker, which is usually reputable. Daily Cos is a well-known liberal website. Even still, like under any circumstances that you should be sure

here I just want you to know this isn't an unknown website they do get stuff wrong though it's like a Huffington Post quality website I mean they're in it gets plenty of shit wrong like this it doesn't matter who's anybody you go you can get wrong but like with caution it looks legit interest include the internet killing zombies movies music, music, and reading. Kyle, this guy could be a fit for you. Oh, God. Right?

Movies, killing zombies, the internet. What a dumb thing to put on your hobbies and interests. The internet. That's so broad. Now, was there something about him on 4chan? Do you think killing zombies is going to make the pussy wet? That's the question. You should pull up the 4chan thread because he basically went on 4chan the night before and was

like, I'm paraphrasing, but he was like some of you guys are cool. Don't go to school tomorrow if you're in the Northwest or something like that. And the thread goes on and on and on with people encouraging him, giving him ways to improve upon his kill count. Somebody said something like,

you want to pretend like you're taking them hostage and herd them into a group. Jesus. Put them in a corner and then start shooting. And he thanked that person and said, you know, good idea. He said, thanks, keep me in your prayers. Yeah.

Wow. I did read that thread too. But for everyone who was saying that, there were people who were like, dude, that's fucked up. You're a little beta bitch. So it wasn't everybody just egging him on. I think he described himself as a beta bitch. I saw that on CNN.

I don't know. I think I saw on CNN he described himself as a beta bitch, but I might be mixing things up. That's CNN. For anybody who don't know, beta is alpha and beta. Beta is like a submissive male type person. What this guy should have done if he really wanted to go down as something in these profiles

is no matter who he hated for the upcoming election, he should have put like avid Trump supporter, you know, Trump for life, or just like, you know, Bernie Sanders is my man. This is for Huckabee. He claimed he was a conservative Republican? Yes.

I wonder if he did that, right? Because clearly he's not helping with gun laws. How many kills did he get? Last I heard was 13. There's still people who are, who could potentially die, is my understanding.

Yeah. Yeah. This is bigger than I knew. I haven't been following. So I did the show last night, and then I went to the movies this morning, and I'm just out of the loop. 13.

13 in Atlanta, and like 20 wounded or something like that. 12 shot, right? The numbers keep changing so much. 13 impending. Yeah, the numbers keep changing so much because of just discrepancies, and then they also change because people die. So it's hard to get an exact

number on this, but it appears that... I read one thing where they were claiming that this guy was going from person to person and asking if they were a Christian or not. And he was shooting the Christians in the head and the non-Christians in the leg or something. So, there's just a lot of... I thought that exact same thing happened

like in the 90s. That seems like a trick question, because I would have said yes to save myself and gotten shot in the head. I would have been like, what are you? And then you're dead. I'm open to anything. Convince me.

I'm like you? Very impressionable. Whatever you want me to be. I don't feel I have adequate information to answer your question. Could I have a privy question? I'd like to phone a friend. So, what kind of weapon was he using? That's what I asked Kyle, and we didn't get an answer.

I haven't seen an image yet. That's what I was saying. He shot like 30 plus people, because there's like 20 wounded and like 10 plus dead. So I'm like, is it some kind of rifle with multiple magazines? You got to think a black rifle. You have to think a black rifle with that kind of damage. A black rifle.

Yeah, like an AR-15 or something like that. The one that traditionally looks better. I'm just suggesting like you don't kill 13 people with a shotgun in a quick period of time. I disagree with that. If they're carrying, like, cattle... If you have a nice pump shotgun and you remove the plug and you've got, like, 6 plus 1 or whatever it can carry, that's a lot of damage.

Right, right, but he had a lot of guns. What I'm reading here is the weapons found at the school include five pistols, one rifle, and a flak jacket. Okay. So... The jacket was outfitted with...

I'm sorry. The jacket was outfitted with steel plates and held five magazines. Damn. That's a plate carrier. Okay. What's the difference between that? You were saying you don't like the term flak jacket. Yeah, because a flak jacket is what, like,

bomber crews would wear back in World War II, and they don't protect, they're not bulletproof, they protect against flying shrapnel from the anti-aircraft fire, which, you know, they go up to a certain altitude and they just blow up. That's how any aircraft fire works, indirect fire anyway. So, like, a flak jacket and a Kevlar vest and a plate carrier

are three very different things. If we had a plate carrier, which is what you just described, that's what I use in my videos and stuff. That's what I advertise for. You can't be stopped. They're calling the rifle an assault rifle. Of course they are.

One would assume it was one of the black guns. Beyond that, and five pistols... It's hard to get a list. One for each limb. Did you give his penis a pistol as well? He's got two arms, two legs, and his dick, yeah.

Why doesn't anybody make improvised explosives for these kind of things? It would be so much more effective. That's happened before. Well, they tried that in multiple of those. They tried that in Columbine, but they failed. But, like, you could just, you know, multiple cocktails.

You're disappointed they weren't successful. I'm not disappointed they weren't successful, but I'm like, if you're going through this level of preparation, you have a plate carrier, you have five pistols, you're obviously going to be dropping guns when the magazine runs dry.

That kind of deal. And you're obviously planning ahead. You've got eight IPs while you're telling people you want to get the notoriety. You want to get this time right here on the microphone. Well, if he was doing the whole asking a question, which this is the first I've heard of that, then it wouldn't make sense for him to use a bomb. Also, as far as the legacy that I'm sure he wanted to maintain from doing this it's a lot more impersonal is he just blow something up then to go around and as a person how did I did the police shoot him no he's not dead he was in a town right yeah he's gonna probably get the death penalty hopefully I thought he got

killed yesterday no they he went into custody, I believe. Tyler, you... I don't know very much about the guy. I've noticed that... I'm sure a quick search would answer this question. I've noticed that they're focusing a lot on this one guy who tried to stop him, that charged at him and got shot five times or whatever. I put Oregon Shooter dead the first thing CNN.

Oregon Shooter gunman dead after College Rampage. Yeah, he's dead. Oh, wow. Oh, he's dead. oh he's dead after sandy hook uh i went and bought an assault rifle because there's a lot of talk of uh of them getting banned and i kind of wanted one before they were banned there were people at the gun store just hanging out to watch the like christmas frenzy you know of all the people buying assault rifles a little part of me wishes that like like, I think that right now

the gun stores are probably swamped, that everyone's kind of going in there to get their rifles. I can link you to some, I was looking on the Gondil subreddit last night, and they had some AR-15s for 500 and less. So, yeah, if you ever want to stock up, just let me know.

I got a neighbor and he was buying mosin-nagants one day he's buying a whole fucking case of them which is 10 rifles and i was like you know you're collecting these things what's the deal he's like no no you know when the government falls apart i'll need these and i'm like you're gonna fight the government with with mosin-nagants like he's like no before he's like. Those are for my conscripts. I'll have my scar. But anybody who needs a rifle and wants to work for me, they get a Mosin. And I'll have me a whole squad of guys. He's like, I got 85 of these motherfuckers.

You know what I'm saying? And he did. He's got the bayonets and everything. So he's ready to arm up a whole regiment of guys. They're the first battalion, also known as the Handed Fodder. Yeah, absolutely. That must be a fun, that must be what he falls asleep to every night, is just fantasies

of like, oh, when it all comes crumbling down, who's gonna come to me first? Maybe an attractive blonde? I look at those people the same way I look at Christians. Like, they're always ready for the apocalypse. Is he thriving in this world? That guy? Yeah, he's a sergeant in the police force.

Somewhere. Because sometimes I feel like the people that are anxiously awaiting for the apocalypse, for the fall of the nation, for the government to collapse, the four quadrillion dollar global economy to come vanish into

nothing. Oftentimes they're not really killing it right now and they think they do better in this imaginary world not the ones who are the best at it there's a whole you know the whole doomsday prepper show alone those are not broke people they're very well off they literally have like another house they go to for this they build underground cities there are the crazies that like oh anti-govern-government this, you know, like fight club type people. But those that take this shit very seriously, like the guy buying cases of guns, they're well off. It takes all kinds. I know guys who are multi, multi-millionaires and their preparation for really any kind of disaster

that they'll need, in which they'll need to take care of their safety personally. Let's just leave it at that. Whether it's a government takeover or a government collapse or an invasion of the Chinese and the Mexicans banding together, whatever. His preparation is extensive. There's underground reservoirs. There's a full lockdown mode. There's multiple.50 caliber self-machine guns around. There's a sniper tower. He's fully independent with all of the necessities

like electricity. There's oxygen purifiers that'll pump the air underground to where the bunkers are. There are people who take it very seriously. Do I have the guy right? No, absolutely not. It would take a hundred of that guy to equal this guy's worth.

Okay. I got a question for you, Kyle, since we're on It would take 100 of that guy to equal this guy's worth. Okay. Yeah, that sounds like a lot of money. I got a question for you, Kyle, since we're on bunkers. I've always wondered this. How do you stop somebody from stuffing like a potato into your oxygen source to get you out of the bunker? Well, ideally, they have more than one source, right? More than one, and you just... Yeah, but the fact is, you're locked down.

They have all the time in the world to slowly go around and sabotage you. Well, ideally they wouldn't know where you are to begin with and you don't just have a pipe sticking out of the ground. I mean, do you go like rapture? Do you build trees? Everyone's answered with Kyle. I know. The only one who knows.

So the... That's not a lot of preppers. The idea of the bunker isn't to like, isn't like a fortress mentality where you're like, you'll never get me, I'm down here, because that shit doesn't work if you think about it. They'll just wait up there until you starve. The idea is to survive a bombing or a fallout or something like that, or to protect your goods and stuff. It's really a hidey hole more than anything.

And your air supply can be sent pretty far away and you can use boosters to power that air and circulate it appropriately. But the answer is you couldn't. If they found your oxygen supply they could jam it up, I guess. But the idea would be that you wouldn't want them to know where your bunker was, much less the oxygen supply for the bunker. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah.

But yeah, this sh- I've thought about how long I would survive the apocalypse. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. But yeah, this... I've thought about how long I would survive in, like, the apocalypse. Like, even if I was really outfitted, I would only last until, like,

I ran out of contacts. And then it's like, well, shit. Because I'm, like, legally blind. I can't see anything. By the time you get here, I'll be governor

of a pretty large area, okay? And my concrits will be on the lookout for an owl-like man. They'll bring you to where we've got sort of a Thunderdome situation. I'll be walking through the woods. Bust a deal, face the wheel. And just hear loud, whoosh, whoosh. And then you'll come out from behind a tree.

It's about time you arrived. It's hard for me to gauge how I do well in an apocalypse situation. In some regards, a lot of my skills are only available in this fully modernized world, right? Like I'm pretty good with computers. I'm pretty good with the internet. All that shit will be worthless. But I've got some other skills too.

People might value. I was thinking the construction stuff, the woodworking, et cetera. You put that down on the list of apocalypse survival skills, Taylor. Swimming. Although I'll say, dude, the TV show survival. So that was popular a while back, right? Survival started when I was like, I don't know, 25 or something. I'm saying it wrong, but Survivor, the TV show.

In those first episodes, I'm like, dude, I would fuck everybody up in these swimming challenges. Like they had to go to the bottom and get a ring and they could hardly hold their breath and go down 12 feet. Like you ridiculous fucking rocks of people. You are horrible at this. They have to like go 30 yards sideways and then like – and they're all exhausted and ruined. 30 yards? You – there are episodes of survival where I would be a total ace in the hole in some of those challenges even today. It wasn't very representative in the beginning of survival. I don't know how they do it now.

But it used to be like what you said, like swim 35 yards, get the ring, come back. You have to do world on MTV, but this was the first like blockbuster reality show Survivor was. So there weren't like nowadays there are people who train and send their tapes to every reality show. Like they'll send it to like the survival, you know, the wilderness survival people. They'll send their tape to like the real world. Anything and everything in every way they can get on television, they're just sending audition tapes out and they're pumping iron to

like in case they get one of the hard ones like their actual acrobats who are going out and trying to do these challenges now dude but back then it was just ragged average it was way more representative one of the look who won and over an overweight gay man who had never played it was completely unathletic he was just a he was just a weasel like at the end uh the vote one woman had like the casting vote and she's like i have to choose between a rat and a snake and i guess i'll choose the rat yeah and that was how he won i and her her logic was like well this guy i thought she chose a snake, but I could be wrong. Like this guy's a snake, but at least he's like an out snake.

And you know the snake is there to bite you. This person pretends to be your friend. She's the weasel. She's that. And I'm not going to let her win. So, you know, he chose the one who was more outgoing about how he was there to fuck everyone up. So that guy's name was Richard Hatch, and he won the million dollars, didn't pay the taxes on that money, and had to go to fucking jail.

Yep. It ruined him. Hey, so Colin does parkour. And the parkour he does is pretty mild, although he's getting better, and it sometimes surprises me. But his coaches are like legit like athletes you don't see every day and uh they're all wanting to be on american ninja i was like i asked him about it i brought it up i'm like have you guys applied for american ninja they have you know the

ramp wall where you have to go up they have that in their gym and uh it's high like it it's intimidating just to look at and uh he goes and does it and makes it look easy he's all he spends his whole day climbing and bouncing around like a monkey he belongs on american ninja i'd like to see him do some damage in there see but that's what they would show like new shows with the survivor and shit it'll show like meet timothy in his spare time he scales walls and it'll be like a montage and like the 1996 survivor was like here's greg he's a substitute teacher it's exactly right i'm just trying to make enough money to pay the rent through the summer my wife said not to go she doesn't think i can can win, but you know, fuck her. I'm going to do it. Push my independence.

Yeah. You want to do another game? Yeah. What was the score when we left off? Were we winning by one? I remember smoking the bandit winning. It was six to five. What was my teammate?

Smoking the bandit had the lead. And that's them? Yes. That's them. And we're soft serve? Correct. Yes. Okay. All right. Jeez, that's them. And we're soft serve? Correct. Yes. Okay.

All right. Cheers. What's the game? I think we're going to go back and do some more guess the definitions. Oh, thank God it's not the story one. Go on. No, there's a big story game later. We don't want to do story games.

Can we cancel some? Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Guess the definition. All right. This.

I'm ready. Guess the definition. All right. This? I'm ready. Guess the definition. All right. Let's see. Who am I going to give this to? Taylor? I'm going to give it to your team first, OK? All right.

If you can get this point, tie it up right here. You don't want to try that beer. You want to try that beer, though. All right. The word is stall brother. Stall brother. Oh, it's when you're taking a shit and there's a guy next to you and you're both taking a shit at the same

time and you kind of form a little bond. Maybe you run out of toilet paper and you... Well, you don't want to reach your... Well, yeah, you want to snap underneath. You don't want to tap your foot over. That's the universal sign of let's get handsy. So you just ask for it. And then suddenly it's...

You're just going on and telling stories at this point. I want to get the point right. It's totally when you bond with the guy in the stall next to you, right? Yes. That's it. That has to be it. That makes the most sense. Since this is where we're getting thrown those to a no answer, I'm going to go ahead and throw this over to

Team Smoking the Bandit right now if you want to go ahead and take a stab in the dark with this. I will take a stab in the dark. But a moment i did he just answer the question correctly because i think we should know that because i know this he answered the question correctly i'm not yeah no i don't i don't give that to you because your answer might take a shot to kyle we get what game does that you're about to throw away this round you're about here's my answer A stall buddy is a buddy that you go to a glory hole with, and you take turns sucking other guys off. That took a turn.

So it's like an adult video. Have you ever been to an adult video? Like parlor or anything? We have an airport video here. A parlor? A parlor? What are you, from 1952? Yeah, like an adult bookstore where they got the, you know,

you go in the back and put the orders in and punch the machine. There's cum all over the walls and the floor. Is that what we're talking about? So each person gets to answer from the team. So go ahead, Kyle. You give your answer for Stallbrother. And this is a Stallbrother. S-T-A-L-L?

Yes. Huh. Stallbrother. Yeah, i think it's that i think it's the guy that you bring with you to like the adult bookstore where they got those stalls in the back where you put the money in and remember in um boondock saints you know the screen goes up and you got the girl in the middle doing nasty stuff uh and apparently in some of them the chick will like stick her ass through and you can like give the chick a rim job right there And your stall brother would be the guy who's there taking the pictures for you

Okay, no Answer I'm none of you got it well, this is the definition a Person who enters and occupies a public restroom stall adjacent to a stall that is already occupied Despite the fact that there were other stalls available that would have allowed a buffer negatively affecting the enjoyment of your activities. An offense similar

to occupying the middle urinal. Now, I'm going to award the point to Team Soft Serve as you were trying really hard and you were as close to getting the definition right as possible. Kyle seems to be attacked by nature right now. I really don't know.

I got, I got, I got a feeling. I don't know what's going on over there. We lost a point last time in the story game because our shit wasn't funny enough. But it was, but it was correct. They get a point today because it's correct, but it wasn't funny enough. But we were close. You guys weren't even close. Kyle's answer of somebody watching somebody else give head and like taking pictures they were close a rim a rim job yeah but we we described how to become mr universe where they described how to jerk off

while changing the oil can we move on to the next if you're thinking you know there's two versus one here kyle are you not on my side with this i am on your side but i would rather move along than try to argue with Emperor Chiz. You're just wrong. Kyle, you've never been sexier than you are right now. Now, person on my team, do you agree with me? Going to throw this one over to Wings. You're going to answer first for Team Smoking the Bandit.

This is called Pre-Wake. P-R-E-W-A-K-E. Pre-Wake. What is Pre-Wake? What is Pre-wake. P-R-E-W-A-K-E. Pre-wake. What is pre-wake? What is pre-wake? Oh. Go on. A pre-wake, I'm going to go ahead and say a pre-wake is like a dream that you have that you don't realize that you're still sleeping.

Okay. Does Kyle want to go next? Okay. Yeah, he does. A pre-wake is something that you do to your significant other while they are still asleep, some sort of sexual act. Really? Yeah, before they wake up.

An example or three? I think a pre-wake is when you get completely drunk prior to the funeral so that you don't have to sit through a boring service. That's a good one. Or the wake is when you're dead. Pre-wake could just be synonymous with life as a whole.

You're living your pre-wake. God, that was... What a shitty answer. They took the only other Actually nailed the the definition a party held in honor of an ill individual expected to die soon often a family member What are you well done? Yeah? You know I got skills I thought wake I felt like like like a boat as I thought was my first impression to you Yeah, when you said

sleeping i was like oh that's i didn't think of that so so does that mean we take the lead oh yeah just taking the lead well surge ahead seven to six you're ahead by one you must be so embarrassed don't don't shake your head because i gave you the word first don't say it was easy or anything it's not my fault you've got got bad word association. I'll even give you No, I'll give this one to team soft serve first No, no, no, I'll give this to team shitbag. Isn't it my turn? Yeah, but I'm changing it up. Okay, because they're good. They might think this is too hard You know what you're gonna hear any bitching good decision good decision cheers. I like the way you're running this you

Kyle what is Mormon first base? Oh shit, that's probably marriage. Mormon first base. That's the best answer. That's a great answer, Wings. What is Mormon first base? Are they overly zealous sexual people? no, no they're not

we're going to go backwards with this, Mormon first base has to be less than kissing so it's I don't know what act would it, like holding hands? I have to take that if you were saying survey says, I would say holding hands and wings.

It's another way of saying they're getting married. All right. I'm going to say Mormon first base is eye contact. I would have, I wish wings had said that. I feel like that's a good, you think he's got this one? No, I think, I think when wings might have this one Oh my God Taylor. Just give them the point. I'm trying you know I gotta say wings is pretty clever with this one First base is engaging in hand-to-hand contact in other words holding hands

See I would have said that had I gone first, but what can you do? That's true all right? There you go now. What do you want to throw a big fit about how unfair this is? No, but Jizz, I like your hat. Look at this. You'll still have to chug that beer, Taylor. You're the only one who is willing to do that. I could only kiss so much ass. Would you give us a point?

All right. So I'm going to throw this one over. This will be the last one for this round. We'll do a smaller round later, and then we we're gonna get to some big shit later on. This one is, what is Arctic Fever? Arctic Fever. Who's fetishizing the Eskimos? I think it's actually when you get down and depressed because you haven't had enough sunlight.

when you get down and depressed because you haven't had enough sunlight? My answer is that you've got the hots for Eskimos or people in... In fur. Does anybody else live there? Inuits, is that the word? Inuits and Eskimos? When you masturbate to mittens. When you just can't stop thinking about,

oh, I'd love to have a dinner a frozen seal with you You know some blubber. Yeah, it's a blubber. Well. We're making uncomfortable love with four coats on So I think fuck you in this product can so I think Taylor's got it But the only other thing that I could think of and it's kind of a different direction Arctic fever could be something that happens to people when they're at the Arctic and there's long periods of no daylight, you know, when it's dark for months at a time.

Maybe Arctic fever is something caused by that circumstance. I'm going to go this route. When your body gets so cold that you actually get hot because you start breaking down on a molecular level. You start shivering maybe?

You actually start to get hot when you're about to die of hypothermia. I'm going to call that Arctic Thief Fever. Alright, Shoes. What's the answer? You guys... I thought I got it right. I thought any... I think all four of the answers could possibly...

Wow. What the fuck is this? Ever heard of... Jungle fever perhaps? Yeah, yeah. Have you heard of that term? So that's what Taylor's was. You're not fucking jungle people when you have jungle fever. That Taylor nailed it! It's when you're attracted to white girls only! You racist motherfuckers. That's kinda what Taylor said. I was the closest. He says fucking Eskimo people

That's more even white Arctic fever. Yeah, but he was on these totally on on point with you know I took that's not on my person freezing to death could have been white Yeah, once it freezing to death Clearly applies to black people, but I don't feel like Arctic fever clearly applies to white people. It doesn't matter what you think. The four of us did a great job at this. Urban Dictionary should feel bad. Well, the 9,000

people disagree with you. This is going to be revised as soon as this episode comes out. That should award a point to somebody for that one. Yeah. It's totally Chiz. Come on.

I mean, it's totally Taylor I mean to say. I bet if you look it up, what I described really is a thing. What did you describe? I don't even remember what yours was. It's when people are at those research stations in the Arctic, and they have to go through those prolonged periods where it's nighttime for a month or more, months at a time, or it's daylight for months at a time.

Here's a way to look at it. I said that, and I said it before Kyle. The answer had to entail banging and a type of person. I was the only one who hit both of those. You were the closest one, and none of them really made me chuckle. I gotta give it to Taylor. 8-6! All of yours were focused on the fever thing.

You weren't thinking figuratively like jungle fever. I thought figuratively, but it sounded like an Eskimo thing. It made sense that you'd be attracted to... My mindset was, well, Merkur's got it right, I'm gonna try to make something... We're gonna do two more just to wrap this thing up right now. Right on time, that's the score, 7-6 right now? 8-6, 8-6. Can we call it a surge now? Are we surging? Wings, I'm gonna throw this in your ballpark, you go ahead and answer first. 86 86 86. Can we call it a surge now? Are we surging?

Wings, I'm gonna throw this in your ballpark. You go ahead and answer first. It better be by truck. Schvinkter trembles. A schvinkter trembles. Schvinkter trembles. That's when a girl orgasms so hard that she actually gets the shakes. Okay, do you know what the schvinkter is? It's your asshole. Okay. Do you know what the sphincter is? It's your asshole.

Okay. As long as we're all on the same page. I think he's describing that during the orgasm, her sphincter is pulsating and stuff. And that's what that's describing. So what's it? Give me the phrase again. The body has lots of sphincters. Sphincter trembles.

All right. Nobody uses these fucking words. I'm putting this out there. No, they don't. It doesn't matter. My guess is it's some sort of gastrointestinal distress. It's some sort of diarrhea issue. That's what I'm going to go with. You're shitting yourself

because of your sphincter trembles. I've changed the whole game plan here. My guy has to be vague as fucking possible and try to get in the realm of the correct answer. No, yours was good. I've changed the whole game plan here. My kind is to be vague as fucking possible and try to get in the realm of the correct answer. No, yours was good. I like yours. I think that Kyle is headed in the right direction. I'm going to solidify it a bit more. It's not just shitting yourself.

It's when you eat something and like, let's say the two days before you ate a bunch of fried chicken and shit and you get that little tremble where it's like you know that something is imminent there is something that's going to happen soon and you can't escape it and so you get that tremble and suddenly you know you have to find a location for release as quickly as possible given your warning you need to yeah it's kind of like uh

it's like a tremor before an earthquake where it's like oh there's no avoiding it at this point i love taylor's answer i might have given it had I been first. But since it's taken, I'm going to say Shrinked or trembles are that post-orgasmic pleasure you get after peeing. Ooh. That's actually pretty good. You have... When you kind of get that little...

If you don't gasm after every pee, I just feel sorry for you. You mean... I get it in the shoulders. I don't get it in the... But it's not a gasm. It is like a 100% gasm. I get it in the shoulders. After every pee I just feel sorry for you It is like a one I get in the shoulders well apparently I'm an outstanding peer It's like on the same level as a good sneeze I like it the way it is so none of those with the right answer Once again, she finked your trembles are fear of relaxing the sphincter after a few days without a poo.

So as in you haven't had a shit for a while, you don't know what's going on, you're afraid to go use the bathroom now because you've got the Berlin Walls about to come crashing down. I feel like Taylor was close on that one. Taylor was pretty god damn close and I really enjoyed that answer. And kind of funny. Yeah, kind of funny. 9-6.

It's 9-6. Ugh. Team Smokey and the Bandit here... I'm giving you the first. I'm giving you the win when the judge keeps awarding you for incorrect answers. No. You're all wrong, but he was closest to being right. And funny.

We are bending you over the barrel. How is he not? Hey, what's that mean? Team Smokey and the Band the last round in the last round it was a question about fucking white women and he's the only one that gave an answer about fucking anyone so how is that not close to right and this one was about nearly shitting yourself hey not orgasms you all gave orgasm answer for some reason I gave the shit answer to and he just thought it do give the shit answer? I said that it was gastrointestinal

distress. Next definition? And somehow... I don't think the arguing is good showmanship. I just... I don't think Chiz is showing good judging ship. I am though. Who would you have given the point to? I would have asked them. I don't know why you have to keep awarding points.

Well, I have to give them to someone. Somebody's got to get it. Yeah, you either got to be funny or be close to right or right. It's really not that hard to follow these rules. It's not. Next word, please. Taylor was funny and close to right. The last word for this segment is snap hoe.

I don't give it to Taylor first right now because I gave them some to try and help go first. But snap hoe to Taylor. A snap hoe. S-N-A-P-H-O-E. Language of origin. I have an answer. Taylor, can I go first? Yeah, you can go first.

I think a snap ho is someone who uses Snapchat to send their sexting off. Their nudes, their semi-nudes, whatever. A snap ho is pretty risque over Snapchat. That's a good one. It could also be snap to denote the speed at which they can come over.

Like a snap-ho. I like it. I like it. Immediately. It's just synonymous with booty call. A booty call who's Johnny on the spot. I know we're like 15 questions in. I would like to say we should probably get two different Like things for each team. Yeah, it's also not fair for this team to go second in any in any case

We've been all like we both have different words No, you have no you have time to steal and I give you the question Yeah, but we're but you have to tell them that they're wrong So we know that we have time now I don't that you have to try and give the normal games to do this no everybody is getting so pouty just answer why are they so if they got it right it doesn't matter the game would end now the whole point is to be entertaining right now for one moment i'd like to be judge wings what's your answer that was my mom you have you have my answer woody what is it again no, the answer that you have was pretty much my answer.

It's a girl that's very flirtatious on Snapchat. Kyle, would you like to take a shot at this? I don't know. No, I don't have one. Okay. I think we're going to get another point. You're wrong, by the way. It's a pay-per-view stripper who uses Snapchat's Snap Cash feature to make money.

So it wasn't just a ho. What is that? Yeah. All right. They have their own money. I was close. You were close, but everyone gave up. That's the thing.

You're quitters. I just can't believe this. Oh, my Lord. We let everybody down. The point of the show, do you really care about the point? The point is to be funny, okay? Or try to, and in the process of answering the question correctly. If you just think someone got it right, why are you giving up?

Hey, I have a joke. What do you mean get it right? No one got any of those right. I know you play Call of Duty with me. Hey, hey, I got a joke. Why do women, fuck. Why do sumo wrestlers, why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

The best part of this joke is going to be you fucking it up at the beginning. Tell us. To avoid being mistaken for feminists. Oh, there were a lot of very multifaceted jokes there. That was a good one. That was actually a good joke. You guys motherfuckers didn't get a sense of humor no that wasn't okay for that most recent word definition thing though i think that should be

that should be a pass nobody gets a point on that one of course you're pretty poor it's eight on six eight six right now all right i accidentally told a good joke police arrested two kids yesterday one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off. Oh, my God. Not only is that a joke, I've heard a thousand times. Is that a joke? I'm pretty sure you've told that one before, I think.

Oh. I'm almost confident. It checks all the boxes then. Mission accomplished. A bad joke. A repeated story. I'm on fire today. Totally checked out.

I have no idea. Why? Why was one let go? Do you want a new topic? Yes. Let's just ponder on that bad joke. Alright, alright. So this one's a little out of the box. You're going to have to work with me on it.

God announces that we get DLC. What are game developers adding to life? Can you make that question more specific? No. So it was an Ask Reddit question. And the top rated answer, which was pretty neat, God develops DLC. What does he add to life?

Restore from save file. That's a neat one. What a cop-out stupid answer. Because restoring from save file would also mean going back to that generation of time, too. Not just the health. You know what? I want motherfucking health regeneration. Health regen?

Okay. A visible health bar was an answer. How would that help unless you got hit by a car? Yeah, you're not a game. That would help in multiple cases. If you take life very soft and camp real good, your health is always going to be topped off. I want custom skins.

Ooh, I like it. Custom skins. Kyle's playing this game right. Now Kyle's got the race card in his wallet Is it because I'm Asian Gannic dicks on their face That's all I want to you know a whole like just a Rolodex full of whatever. Oh, a Superpower DLC. Yeah.

I would want that one from Tony Hawk Pro Skater, where you can turn off gravity and it would just be mayhem everywhere for everyone. Just people trying to just take normal steps and they float away. Well, if you turn it off, we would just keep going.

It would take me a year to realize gravity was quick yeah I'm still in this book you'd have to jump from building to building and hope there was a return if you turn gravity off I think instantly all the volcanoes on earth would erupt and then the end at the same time I'm pretty sure the atmosphere would be dissipating into space at the same time so I don't think we'd last very long. Yeah, but health regeneration. You know what I'd like? I'd like to put metabolism on a slider bar.

Right? Make it adjustable, like field of view. So I could just, you know, like eat what I want down that. Or if, for example, I wanted to save money on food, I could slide it in the other direction. Fast travel. That'd be nice. Fast travel. I like that.

Airplanes are security. Superpower. That's what nice. Fast travel. I like that. Airplanes are security. Superpower. That's what I said. Just go ahead and fly. That's good. What else is there? Fast travel would destroy all kinds of lanes. Does a truck driver get in his truck and be like,

I want to go to Chicago right now? And be like, boop, I'm there. Not a practical question. We're not changing. It does destroy segments of the economy, I hear you, but This is going to destroy the transportation sector. How many people are going to be jobless and homeless, but hell,

they can go to their aunt's house. There might not be warehouses at all. With health regen, what you were saying, is you could do a ton of heroin or meth or crack or coke or whatever you want. Have a great time. And then just be like, you know what?

I'm just going to health regen. Yeah, you just take your fucking app. Let me take two minutes. Let my liver come back from binge drinking. It should make the Halo sound. It should be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And then. Just so you know.

I'm sort of thinking of the weed type powers over here. And you guys want to, want to destroy the economy. I said superpowers, but you're right. Let's be more practical. No, you didn't. I did say superpowers. Did anyone else here say superpowers once? I did, but I ignored it because I wanted them to get specific.

It wasn't funny enough. I'm deducting a point from this. That was a not specific Mr. I want gravity off. Chase is at negative one points now for the show. That's one thing. I didn't say I want gravity off. This is that negative one point snuffin' joke. That's one thing. I didn't say I want all the physics to be up in the air. Like, I said one aspect, gravity off. Which then Kyle pointed out would destroy all life.

I didn't know you needed that point. I thought it was 9-6. Isn't it 9-6? No, you didn't get a point for that last round. Taylor said no. No, it was 9-6. We would have been 10 been ten six but i figured that would have ruined their morale i don't think it was either way pity point i don't care yeah it doesn't matter get our half point back all right it was nine six in the challenge section later with flamethrowers and whatever else we have to do

we'll get some points taylor made up the challenge section last night and nobody has like said anything different so i guess it's just going to be a thing but he's the only one with challenge items i'm pretty sure he has alcohol and hot sauce and maybe something else horrible yeah i've just got my flame before i i guess i got hot sauce inside or something but we're just go in and get something? This will be interesting. See, that's the thing. That's why I texted it. I can't see Woody's camera. I can't see Woody's or Wayne's either.

Well, I can try to turn my Skype camera on and off again. That would be lovely. Yeah. I did it. I don't know it'll fix anything for you. Yeah. Well, I started the challenge idea in our text last night where I'm like, oh, we could do like little tiebreaker things.

Like who can take this shot of hot sauce and act not awful for the next 10 minutes until it wears off? Or who can drink this beer faster? And then I realized now that nobody else has supplies, so it's just going to be free points. I mean, we have the supplies that a normal household would have, I suppose. You just can't

be like, oh, it's got to be Texas Pete 100,000 flame songs. I think we probably all got like like frank's red or something really yeah i've got frank's i've got frank's i've got you probably have a beer in your house no no not over there not they don't and neither do i like i've got some alcohol like but like champagne and uh stuff like that. I get bottles of alcohol, but not beers or anything. I had a whole bag of ghost peppers. Where'd they go?

I don't have those. Actually, I'll eat a whole thing. That could bring them up to 10 points if he ate one of them. Oh, hell no. If I eat a ghost pepper, we winning this bitch. That would have you up by one. Would it mess anything up if Wings turned his camera on and then off again? No, I don't think so.

Would you try that, Wings? Like, click the button off and then back on again? Because I can't see you right now. I think that might fix it. Do you see Woody now, though? I don't see Woody either. I've got a spinning thing on it. I've had the spinning thing the whole time.

I haven't been able to see Wings since. Trust me, I look great. I'm wearing a nice green shirt. It's one of my Guinness shirts. Because I think I own more beer- shirts than I have actually actually drink beer Mm-hmm. I got some nice black silk pants. They were custom-made for somebody else's father He had he died of cancer Jesus you're gonna say well he didn't realize what he had and he's so pants and

Did they bury him in them no no no they obviously didn't bury them in him because i'm wearing them now dig him back up or whatever yeah but they got his name in them at all so you know so now i lost wings you're wearing a dead guy's pair of silk pants let's restart the call let's restart all right all right now you have just me for a moment. Hopefully we get everybody... Hopefully this fixes all... I can see you now. You can see me?

I still can't see Wings, but I can see you. I see Chiz. Taylor's spinning. And I got no Wings. I got no Woody and no Taylor now. Oh, there's Woody! I got Woody and Chiz, but no one else. I need Taylor and Chiz.

What kind of hot sauce does Taylor have there? Taylor? I've got Frank's Red Hot, and then I've got Louisiana Extra Hot. All right. How about we do this? Well, Taylor gets his camera up. I got about half a bottle of Frank's here.

Let's see who can chug the most without stopping between me and Taylor. That is a baby's hot sauce. It's going to fucking suck when you drink half a damn bottle. I don't want to drink half a bottle and have a ball of vinegar in my stomach for the next nine hours.

I feel terrible. And then Chester's going to be like, oh, chug a beer for a point. I think smoking a bandit gets five points. No, I'll take a shot of hot sauce. I didn't say five. But drinking a whole bottle of hot sauce, that's awful. Well, we've got to have a challenge here, Taylor. That is the challenge because it's going to be difficult to talk about. How about the challenge of a shot of hot sauce right now.

You can do that for fun. How about who can drink theirs the quickest? I have two. Wings or Taylor, beer versus hot sauce. A whole bottle of hot sauce versus one beer. That's not fair. No, he's got half. This has got vinegar in it, Chiz.

Yeah, and this has alcohol in it and bubbles. No, vinegar will fuck you up way quicker than alcohol. Vinegar will fuck you up, kids. That's why there's so many, you know, problems with that. Dude, have you ever tried drinking like eight ounces of vinegar by itself? No! Actually, no. That's actually what the VA is.

I mean, it hits you like a train in that you need to poop or that you're drunk. It feels like somebody punched you in the chest because it takes your breath. or that you're drunk. It feels like somebody punched you in the chest because it takes your breath. I've never drank enough vinegar to have an opinion. You've never guessed that right after high school and be like,

well, let's see who can drink the most vinegar. No! That doesn't sound right. Apparently, motherfuckers in South Carolina. Why are we number 51, kids? 51 Puerto Ricos in front of you? Well, no. The District of Columbia is considered a state in education.

Okay. All right. Well, if I'm going to compete with his half a bottle of hot sauce with my beer, I need to be able to see wings. So wings enable your – Wings is good. I have wings. I don't have Taylor.

Yeah, I don't have Taylor either. None of you have me? Can you toggle your camera, Taylor? Do you know how? Yeah, I've been doing that. Okay. I had you before. I don't know Taylor either. None of you have me. Can you toggle your camera Taylor? Do you know how yeah? I've been doing that Okay, I had you before I don't I had Everyone be fine. I'm at a handicap here. I need I need some extra incentive here. I mean like because this right here I'm gonna fucking three points. Yeah, what do you mean incentive? Is it working? I give it a minute get like

Jesus took I would like a minute has a flamethrower that's true it's true and when flamethrower comes that'll help oh look his bum hurt hey got a little getting his bum is that what it was? You got to diet Pepsi. Does that count? He's wearing sweatpants. Hey, how's your tuchus? Why are you wearing sweatpants about to use a pump? Hey! MeUndies.com

Is my camera back up yet? Did we do our Squarespace ad? We haven't. We did. We did. Yeah, we did. We did the second one? Right towards the end

of the first section. Well, Squarespace, kids, it's flipping awesome. I have a different topic. I don't know if it'll go over well. Have you guys seen the Equal Attraction subreddit? I don't know what that is, no. Oh, it's kind of an interesting concept. So what happens is people post pictures of themselves,

and then they find random people of the opposite sex that are of equivalent looks. That sounds like it could be really condescending and mean or kind of uplifting. Does a machine do this? No, people do. People driven. Like here, okay, I'm going to grab this first one. Here's this girl. She's pretty.

Probably no career in like fashion modeling or whatever but but it's a pretty girl and then they go and they find the male equivalent of her links for us or I gave you the subreddit link I'm looking at the top one so here's beauty top one okay so here's Oh Harrison Ford I just don't this first one's not a good example yeah the first one the 19 female I picked her cuz she had 11 comments let's see that one wasn't good why don't you make top for the month aha so this one actually kind of works if you go to the one that's the 26-year-old female,

she's blonde hair. The top link is they gave a guy equivalent. They gave... Yeah, I don't know. I thought it was kind of neat. I just don't see it. Hell, the dude has blue eyes and she doesn't. I don't see how they look like... This is like the subreddit.

This is like our subreddit. They don't look... You have it wrong. Your concept of what this is like our subreddit like they don't look you have it wrong your your your concept of what this is is wrong no you're trying to find the male equivalent right no they're trying to find like you know someone who would be an equivalent like dating match for you not a carbon copy of you that's the opposite sex i think we understood that he didn't no he's like their eyes are different colors. And this is stupid. What's the point? I don't understand what makes them a match.

The idea is to see what kind of women people see you with. Equivalently ugly. Thanks, Swings. The idea is this. They say, oh, well, this chick's a six. Here's a dude who's a six. Here's another dude who's a six. Ah, I see. You can't get an accurate. Yep. Men should be required to post bank account information. Holy shit. As well. That first picture... That first... Go down to poop happens four hours ago.

That's the name of the bitch. You know? If you really want to get a good one, just go to top and for the month. Sort it that way. And 500 comments. That first picture of her is very, very, very, very cherry-picked. Oh, and then here's

this isn't it this is think of attraction on a scale not a mirror the sub is about equal attraction not lookalikes like they explain that uh this guy is terrified of the answer do you see the the chunky guy yeah that was hilarious ignore the muffin is the top comment yeah big fat ugly lady with a muffin hey i thought she looked pretty good for him. Yeah, right? Somebody link me this? If I'm him, I like you at least. Destroy the city of Smurfs.

You link me equal attraction. Yeah, we're just going through on the top section and going down. Sort it by top and then by month, and you get the top for the month, and then second or third down is that guy. No? I'm clicking.lor posed a question oh no it's not taylor we could redo the call over again so you just roll the dice all right all right and wings allow me to see your camera some reason I cannot see you I don't think you allow me I don't think it's those type of things Taylor I don't

think it's like well I've gave there's no permission for Taylor see my allow good looking I can only see woody and Chiz again I can see everybody but Taylor I'm with wings yeah course works great until until he just got to see you woody yeah so it wasn't oh yeah you guys it's right everything was fine except you couldn't see me which had no impact on the show fucking cameras not working. Yeah. Oh, no. I had herpes. Dude, I look at some of these dudes, and I'm glad I look like the way I do. Some of these people are just sad to look at. I can't give it to Wings, but I think this one's interesting.

So here she is. She's cute, I guess. Could be thinner, maybe. And then you can see, like, oh, I think that top guy is Out of her league. I don't know really You know would be awesome, let's put you in there, you know, you know it's not me Which is on there right now by the end of show. We'll see if somebody's put a post up. It's not. Just put your ass on there.

After that, we'll go to Roast Me and have a good rousing time over there too and some other things too. If you guys want the Pussy Destroyer 69, they can have it. I thought it was the Thick Six. Did you rename your cock? No, the cock's the Fit6. So what's the PussyDestroyer69? Is that your Reddit profile?

Taylor, is your mic off? Or I'm sorry, your video off? That's the email I give the old GameStop Kyle when they ask me for it every time. PussyDestroyer69. Is that at Gmail? Yeah, that's got gmail You know gotta have you gotta gotta be sophisticated here with you To see y'all not gonna use Yahoo who the fuck uses Yahoo still I'm surprised. There's still a search engine

Remember ask Jeeves remember that search engine yeah, it's still out there It is you had like a butler who'd run out and look for the thing you wanted it was cool concept did you did you see the yahoo like president trying to shame people for using adblock no i didn't see that i did see that adblock has been sold to an unnamed uh party and uh everybody seems to be abandoning ship uh which one was sold yahoo was ad ad block oh now ad block shows ads isn't that interesting they're selling ads like access to ads they're selling their customer base plan yeah they're like ball ad block is very very dumb because somebody's just gonna create another program with the old code you block i i don't know how easy it is. At first, it's super simple.

Like, hey, we're just going to block these domains. Double click and something else. But over time, it's easy to change that. You have to maintain it. I bet AdBlock's become fairly sophisticated over the last decade, I'm not sure. If it has gotten more sophisticated recently, it's not more sophisticated in blocking ads and targeting ads.

It's gotten more sophisticated along the lines of making money off of us and allowing certain ads and finding ways to monetize what they've done. And they're sold now. They sold their whole service. That's true of the last six months. There are a lot of people who think that any code base that's old is garbage, and they want to rewrite it. This is developers. Developers always want to rewrite it. This is developers.

Developers always want to rewrite everything. But she's really loud. That wasn't me. Maybe it wasn't. I don't know. I thought you were moving around. I saw this banging and clanking. We can't see Taylor.

Taylor could be in Bongo Jones over there. Oh, okay. We'll put the blame where it goes. I want to drop it But I thought you said gotcha like you can see me now. No gotcha isn't I understand you oh You said you were messing with it, and I said that you turn it off and on I I don't know Maybe they can only see me or you plug and unplug You want to take a look at this flamethrower. I would love to see the flamethrower. How it actually works and stuff

Yeah, let's shoot the flamethrower turn on. Like, look at how it actually works and stuff? Yeah, let's shoot the flamethrower. I think before we blow our ace in the hole, Kyle, we should be negotiating points here. Negotiating points? Yeah. You'll get a point for flamethrower. This thing's pretty cool. I'm gonna go through how to load it and show it and everything. It's kinda neat. I'm gonna put my protective suit load it and show it and everything. It's kind of neat. I'm gonna put my protective

suit on. It's a protective fire-retarded suit. It says fire... I want a suit that says instead of fire-retarded, it just says fire retard on the back. I wonder what that guy was thinking when he was designing the flamethrower. You know, it's gotta be like a military

project. It'd be like... There's people over there that I wish to throw flame upon, but I want to be here. Link it. Link it up. Link it up. Link the bit. It's like a minute and six seconds long. That's George Carlin. I've seen the bit. George Carlin. But I'm just thinking, like, I'm talking about the action on the moral level. I'm creating a weapon

designed to burn people alive in bunkers. You could say that about a lot of weapons. I mean, not specifically burning bunkers, but a lot, like, mean not specifically burning bunkers but a lot like you make a weapon and i i guess you just hope that it's more good than bad that comes from it but i mean every explosive i'm gonna burn those i'm gonna burn those nazis in those bunkers that keep murdering all of my friends right all those spider why is your ghostbusters suit fire retarded it's suit fire retarded?

It's not fire retarded. He just said that. I actually have a fire retarded coverall. It's a lot thicker than that. No, that's just a Ghostbusters uniform. It's more of a costume, really. That'll melt his skin. I'm like,

your fire retardant says Spangler on the side. I'm like, that's not right. Is that a onesie, Kyle? Because if anything, you're making it easier to burn alive with a flammable onesie. This is more about protecting my clothing from that gasoline smell than anything, really. There's no safety to be had from this. Also, I like the idea of being a Ghostbuster. And if there's anything in the real world that's close to a proton pack, it's a fucking flamethrower. Taylor? Right. Can I hang up on you and have you call back?

And call you back? Yeah, definitely. Wow. All right. That's a thing. I'm not going to fiddle with it. It didn't fix it yet. I'm going to be so great if he just blamed his laptop

give it a minute or two that should be worth 5 points right Taylor what can you see I can see all three of you not wings okay I see wings so wings would you allow Taylor to see

wings you know I'm starting to get a little peeved. I'm going to drop the camera and bring it back. No, you won't! No, you don't need to. Oh, no! It should be... What?

We're dropping like flies over here. What? Wings turned his camera off and on, and now we don't have Wings either. Oh, well, you should restart the call, maybe. We just did that, but are you all set up with your flames? Yeah, you know. Walk us through what the pieces are of that. I want to see this.

Wings, I'm going to hang up on you and call back. All right, I'll just do it. What was that? Sounds safe. A little excess pressure. Yeah, it's no big deal. So, um, his wings burst. Alright, so, this thing, it was a little, uh, at first I didn't know how it worked, but here's how it works. So, you screw the valve off, fill it up with gasoline or diesel fuel or a mixture of both

or really anything, not anything. I've been experimenting with some other things, but they recommend only gasoline or diesel. Yeah, I'm looking into ways to make the flames different colors, but... Diesel would be smoky. She's a food color. Diesel is more smoky. So you fill it up, put the valve back on, and I've got this 20 ounce CO2 cartridge here that's refillable, and it's got a standard coiled remote like you might see in paintball. Yeah, brought to you by Action Village Paintball, everybody. Key Action Sports. And for the igniter on the end,

well, first of all, this is just a pressure washer wand. That's what this is. This is a pressure washer wand. And this is just a standard... Barbecue grill sparker. Yeah, it's like a... I knew that looked familiar. It looks like something when you drive up and do the manual car wash. That's what you pull off the wall.

And you're shooting flames out of it. Yeah. So, the thing that powers this... Am I doing one thing we probably shouldn't tell people how this works? I'm advertising for these people. They sell them. This was $1,600. how this works? I'm advertising for these people. They sell them. This was $1,600. I've got a propane cylinder taped onto the side here because it's bigger than the one they

normally recommend. And so that powers the flame on the end. Now to pressure it, pressurize the tank, which is the fun part. Make sure the trigger isn't pulled or anything. Put the safety on. Trigger discipline. Yeah. So, if you remember, I say this every time someone new is watching me do it, but if you've ever seen that scene in Ghostbusters when they get

into the elevator and they're like, oh, you know, nothing to be worried about. Each of us has an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on our back. They finally turn it on for the first time and the thing goes CHOO! And they all back away from the guy whose proton pack is on. Listen to this.

Make sure I got everything connected. This needs to be open. Yeah. Alright. Yeah. Looking at the gauge go up. It's pressurizing. So where are you gonna shoot this? Right here. I'm behind it.

Right fucking here. Yeah. So now all that gasoline in there, about three or four gallons... Three gallons. Is pressurized at... 3 gallons is pressurized at huh it says only 200 PSI but I think once I start shooting it'll go up

let's watch the gauge I'm gonna be watching the flash are you about to shoot so please wait I wanna mess with the video and give you more of a center stage okay watch the gauge while I shoot do you have a target to shoot at or are you just going to kind of roast the air?

I think I'll just roast the air. I don't know what else to shoot really. Looks like there's a lot of dry leaves around. Grab one of Kitty's like TV dinners and throw it out there. That's kind of mean. Yeah, that's kind of mean. Maybe a dog? While you get the picture sorted, I'm going to grab a target.

I know there's a thing nearby. I was going to shoot those balloons, but that wouldn't work. Yeah, there has to be something that he can burn nearby. They just sprayed a bunch of gasoline on the ground over there. I wonder if any of it trickled over to... What's that camera to the right? The cars. Yeah.

This could be a phenomenal little clip. It's a little close to the cars. Yeah. This could be a phenomenal little clip. It's a little close to the cars. It is. Just saying. You're about to throw some napalm and gasoline everywhere. If it shoots 50 feet, it's going to get that whole swath of grass on fire, isn't it? Just burn that whole section of the yard? Yeah, but he'll put it out.

Oh. Hopefully. I said get a dog and he... Oh, he found a target. Taylor, I'm going to quickly hang up on you and bring you back while we're waiting on Kyle. See if that helps. Listen to those birds chirp.

Poodles didn't know they were about to be chicken wings they're gonna fry beautiful remember that time you shit on my car got something for your ass now alright you definitely have the right video chosen Taylor like could it have changed to some other device now I went I checked that I only use my webcam it's

my only device that I have so you went to tools options video settings and you saw yourself yes yeah those options video settings it shows exactly what I'm seeing like on my screen. I can see myself All right, I put myself on here twice and It's my last my last idea is to When Kyle is done is to restart the call and what he don't answer with your video this time Try that So when you go to webcam settings is there anything in there that's interesting?

This would be tools, options, video settings, webcam settings. Yeah, I'm in there right now. Definitely have it at the top of the thing. Do you see your own image? Do you see yourself? Yes. You do? Yeah, I can see myself.

Well, then it may come over time totally connection based yeah my connection says it's fine but I say it was you like I said what do you want to show you for anyone before I said if you want to try it and the call what do you don't answer with video calls streams mm-hmm all right give him hell Kyle it's ready. Whenever you're ready. So. Nice. Put it on. It's shooting pretty much all the way to that target.

It's pretty far. The target's not in frame. Oh, well, that's a shame. I need to fix that. If you line yourself up with that tree, Kyle, just put it in front of that tree to the left. That's, yeah. Yeah.

Alright. Give me a second here. What is the target? I have a target set up, you just can't see it. I'm going to fix that. It's going to move the target this I know that he's an expert with this stuff but it just seems like a bad idea yeah well I mean I just assume he's willing to do but it seems dangerous he's poured over the data, he knows. Poured over the data.

Does he look like an expert to you? He's wearing a totally flammable costume. He's dressed like a Ghostbuster dragging mannequins around. Wanted to burn something and get your guys feeling something. He's got a propane tank taped onto his rig because it's bigger than what they recommend. Expert. You know what? Yeah, you're convinced. He's so not an expert.

I don't know what his target is. A cinder block and a piece of metal piping. So there's a trash can and a cinder block. I'm sure that's to hold up the zombie. And a mannequin. There we go. A mannequin on top. A mannequin appears to have more protection than Kyle. A little bit.

Just imagine how much brass balls you'd have to have to run into enemy Japanese soldiers wearing something like that on your back. Well, they had real... They didn't wear Ghostbuster suits. Well, understand that. They did wear much better, though. Oh, what are you talking about? The uniforms? We're talking about, like, just imagine how much brass balls you'd have to have to run into, like, Japanese fire with one of those on your back.

Get him! Is that getting him? Spray him first! Is he aflame? Yeah Kyle, do the thing where you shoot gas in the air. Oh watch this, yeah. Isn't that what they explicitly tell you not to do when you're like lighting those axe cans on fire? Yeah, we got the grass on fire. Don't start spraying before you light it because it can go back into the can.

No, that's not how that works. That's bullshit. Are you sure? That's bullshit. There's something on the news every year about some idiots. That's all bullshit. Yeah, well, he would know. Got to put the glasses on.

Oh, he's going to wear it. Okay. A nice overcast day, perfect for glasses. Is that taped on propane tank right there looking real expert-like right there? gonna wear okay a nice overcast day perfect for glasses and it goes on propane tank right there looking like a real expert like right there yeah it's totally say you can't see it yeah something fell off and the tank is held together with Ohawane's out of frame i hope nothing bad happens i don't know what fell off you know it was a joke earlier but the dummy is more fire retarded than kyle would be right now

kyle is really look at that on the internet but he is that neighbor that no one wants look at this he was spraying the gas onto the semi-on-fire dump. Like, hey, Taylor, see you got you a new car. Yeah, that flamethrower. Can you imagine realtors having to, like, do the neighbor's house and try to sell it? Just ignore those flames. The neighbor's a bit eccentric.

Ghostbuster uniform with a flamethrower? Yes, you just have to get used to that. I wish I had cool ass neighbors like this So I could just sit on my porch and watch somebody flame Something in the yard I prefer an uncle I don't want a neighbor like him Just a guy I could come visit A friend actually works That's like thinking like you know that'd be so cool to hang out With the it's always sunny crew in real life

No it would like it would be awful They're mean people That would be so cool to hang out with the It's Always Sunny crew in real life. No, it would. Like, it would be awful. They're mean people. But it's fun. That would be so scary to see in real life. Yeah. We should tell him that something. No, let's not tell him that something. It didn't work.

Do it again. I don't want him to get hurt. We lost your camera there, Kyle. Oh, tell him that as soon as he gets on. Tell him that we lost the camera as soon as he started shooting. Go ahead. Just to see his response, okay? You look Tanner.

Look at him. I hate the way that shit numbs your face. Kyle. Yeah? Kyle, we saw the first burst towards the doll and then your camera went out. Can you see us? You're kidding, right? No, can you do it again? I can tell

you're all fucking with me because Chiz is bad at pretending. And so is Woody. God damn it, you guys. Selling me down the river. You do look like you're fresh. Have you ever seen those people get chemical peels?

And then they look like they died three days ago for a couple days. I'm wondering how hot that shit is. That's gotta be hot. I don't know, a thousand degrees? I used to stand at the edge of something that was 1500 degrees Celsius and my face didn't turn red like that. Yeah, it's not as bad as vinegar. That'll really fuck you up. We're all tipsy turby and shit. If you don't want to believe my ass, go get you a fucking glass of vinegar right now

and we'll see how man up you are. Not only do I not have that like, easily in arms reach, but like, I don't know what you know about this. You live in the fucking south, Chiz. How do you not have vinegar in the house? Why would you have vinegar? What are you cooking? What are you gonna put on your fucking rice and lima beans?

Lima beans. We just got our beans. We just got our beans. That sounds like what they would serve at a nursing home. We just got to stop right there. Awful. No vinegar. Nobody has vinegar.

Kyle, your mic is off. Jiggle it. Burn it. There? Yes. Did you see when I was, like, spraying the gasoline and the fire was all twinkly? The coolest part was when you put it on at the full blast right at the end. Very hot.

Very hot when you do that. That's when I got burnt. Yeah. I felt it. The second it happened, I felt it. Like, that wasn't... I didn't turn red because of everything I just did. I turned red because of one, like, two-second mistake I made where I walked

so that the wind was blowing it back at me. That's when it did this. You really do look like you just finished a half marathon. You look like a firefighter just coming out of a fire. You look better than you did a minute and a half ago, though. Yeah, it's going away. I can feel it going away. It's not burn.

It's just like, eh, it's burned a little, I guess. You're a little burnt. You're just irritated. You were kissed. I'm not doing it all. It wasn't that big it's burned a little, I guess. You're a little burned. He's irritated. You were kissed. It wasn't that big of a deal. Oh, check this out, though. This is the cylinder. Ah, neat.

It was not so hot. Can you grab it with your hand? It's very cold. Oh, yeah. So he's holding up the propane cylinder and it is covered with frost. Put that on your face to help with the cooling. That's what they did in the Great War. It's kind of like one of those canned airs where you turn it upside down and it gets really fucking cold.

I can see why that is maybe a once a week fun endeavor. Instead of, you know, 2PM., my daily flamethrower. You're a bandit. Let me ask you this question. Two points. Two points for smoking a bandit. I'm kind of a stickler for safety. You know me, my reputation, fuck guns, safety and all.

Uh-huh. Like, I would have wore a face shield. I would have went out and got, like, a $5, $6 face shield and wore using something like that. You mean, like, one of those plastic clear ones that goes over your face? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You wouldn't be able to see my face there you don't need to see your face the money maker the flamethrower is the money maker yeah so i i just really cut him deep when you said that right there if i were doing it like by myself i'd probably wear a motorcycle

helmet because that would keep the heat off of all of this. I'm doing it on camera. I don't want to be a pussy about it. It has that flame stuff inside of it, like that Velcro crap. I think those things are fire retardant. They're padded on the inside. It's really hot if you go

where the wind is blowing it back at you. It's not dangerous at all, if you ask me. Like, my dad was watching me do it, and he was just like, ah, one mistake, and it's all over. And it's like, well, yeah, one serious... I think it's more dangerous than you're giving it credit. Well, I mean, describe the...

Where could it fail at? What could go wrong here? Because I don't see it. Anywhere from the giant compressed gasoline to the flame. One at a time. What could possibly be going wrong? Everyone's like, ah! Like, there's more than one thing.

I look at this thing, and I just don't see any failure points. So the gasoline's never going to, the fire's never going to go back in. That's just not how fire works. That's my fear. And so, all right. That's my fear. And so, all right. You say it's not how fire works, but the things that go wrong happen one time in a thousand, one time in a million. There's enough oxygen to sustain a fire to get into a compressed cylinder, and now you've got vapors that can blow and kaboom there

You have a sounder pressure that right there by itself is dangerous. I mean oh well Here's the way it works even if somehow the fire made it back into the cylinder nothing would happen Second of all there's a lot of safety man I know in spray paint cans in particular though the way there may made the siphon system or whatever is made specifically so. That's one of the things that's kept in mind. There's just no way that this gasoline going under pressure outward, that the fire is ever going to make it back in. Because the liquid fire, I mean the liquid gasoline is just not going to ignite.

It only ignites when it's vaporized just right. The fire doesn't start until about this far out of the barrel of this thing. I don't think it's going to explode. I'm not worried about the fire going back into the cylinder. I'm worried about somebody dropped the cylinder, knocked it over, has a hairline crack on it somewhere. That's the kind of shit that would go wrong.

The other thing, I'm sorry, I just want to jump in. What if you run out of pressure while you're using it, right? And now you have a situation where there used to be pressurized gas shooting out of the thing and now you don't now you just have gas and vapors well aside from all of the difficulty that's the situation right now there's no there's no the biggest danger is that you'll light yourself on fire because you're not wearing a flame retardant suit like all it takes, like you said, is just wind.

If it blows back, you get a gust. You're going to be wreathed in flame. That's how most accidents happen. I'm just pointing this out to people. It won't even do it. Okay, so for one thing, I never will run out of pressure

now that I think about it. That just won't happen. because I've got more pressure than I do fuel all the time. Why? Because the tank's bigger. Because the tank's bigger. Well, that presumes that they both started full, right? What if you're trying to get that one more tank out of the pressure and you refill the gas? I can imagine that scenario, but still, it won't do that. It just won't.

You could have a hose. do this as an experiment. Siphon gas, you could put a five-gallon thing of gasoline, run a garden hose on it, you know, a big garden hose, not a pressure nozzle, a garden hose this big, have the gasoline siphoning out of it, and light the end of it. It will not, like, find its way up through that garden hose and then go into the container, ever. This reminds me, like, in my way up through that garden hose and then go into the container. Ever. It just won't happen. The hardware doesn't seem that bad. It's just, like, you need a fireproof suit. Like, you look at your face now, because just a little gust of wind could

light you on fire. No, it couldn't. It just couldn't, because what you're seeing in front of me is if the wind blew it right back, it wouldn't blow liquid fuel right back. It's blowing the heat right back at me. I love your flamethrower, and I can't wait to get mine. So this is not me knocking it or anything.

I think it's awesome, and I bet it's mostly safe-ish. But it kind of reminds me of, like, I own Woody Craft, and people tried to hack. If you have a record of 10,001, right, 10, I own WoodyCraft, and people tried to hack. If you have a record of 10,001, right? 10,000 wins, 10,000 people who failed to hack you, and one who succeeds, you fucked up.

Right? Like, every day someone knocks on the door, runs automated scans, etc., etc., etc., and, you know, you're like, hey, yeah, we're 10,001. Not good. That's kind of how I feel about the safety record of a flamethrower. Like, oh, yeah, that'll never happen.

That'll never happen. This will be cool. Gus will win on a problem. This and that. But, you know, if you use it 10,000 times and get hurt badly once, it sucks. What I'm saying is you have to come up with a scenario in which a thing could go bad. The only one I can see would be if I drop it and the valve where the hose connects to the

bottom of the tank, if that were sheared off, if it fell at an angle so that it could be... What would happen in that situation? It would shoot gas out in a hurry, I guess. If that were to be sheared off,

then I can only imagine this thing would dump all of its contents under high pressure. And throw you into the trees. No, not at all. No, but it would create a big gas cloud nearby. They'd shoot out my ass down here. And I guess there's the possibility, but still, I don't know how that hurts me. What if someone's smoking nearby? You'd have to do something very silly, like direct the flame over to the gas shooting out your butt.

Yeah, and I don't even think my ass would become a flamethrower. I think it would just dump the fuel real quick and there'd be a gassy spot over here. Then I could- I would feel comfortable turning around and shooting with a flamethrower. Like, gas on the ground is just not dangerous. It's got to be in a vapor cloud to hurt you. Gas on the ground is kind of dangerous. I mean, it doesn't explode, but it catches on fire. Okay, so I've started a lot of fires using gas as the primer.

And, you know, first 20 seconds of my fires are 20 feet tall. That's gas on the ground. Or you get rednecks at the river. Don't take the time to let it settle. You're half right and half wrong because you can, if you could, it's the vapors that catch on fire, right? So if you just take the liquid gas and do what he did with the butane

with the torch a minute ago, you can't light the liquid on fire. That doesn't burn off. The fumes burn off. That's the other thing people don't understand. Like, if I had an open vessel, like at the top of this were open and it was full of gasoline, I would have no fear of taking a lighter and lighting it because it would just burn like a candle. It wouldn't explode because this is gasoline. We pump 50 gallons of it into our vehicles

every day and everybody's driving around with tens of gallons of it at high speed. It's not that volatile when it comes down to it. You've got to get into a vapor for it to be dangerous. But first of all, Chase has got something wrong. The gas light's on fire. Liquid gas light's on fire. Liquid gas light's on fire. If you drop a match into liquid gasoline or somehow are able to light it from the bottom, gas lights. Diesel doesn't. I think if you drop a match in diesel, the match will go out.

To get diesel to burn, you have to help it get started a little bit. You've got to get a blow. I've put diesel on, I don't know, garbage, cardboard, plywood and stuff, and then get a blowtorch and kind of put it on like um i don't know garbage cardboard plywood and stuff and then get a blowtorch and kind of put it on wood that normally wouldn't ignite but the diesel will ignite it's just it's i don't know it's not like diesel in the flamethrower uh that was there was a little diesel in there that was mostly gasoline though there was some water in that gasoline too i could tell that's why i wasn't shooting as far but yeah gas gaslight well that was really neat yeah that was really you're you're still pretty red but it is

fading now it's gotten to more of like a you know kyle spent three days in malibu look less like a severe injury yeah that uh that's my new favorite toy i really enjoy that thing i'm getting the uh the xm42 that's the little ones. Those should be here tomorrow, actually. I'll have those. I'm going to a gun shoot, so I think I'm going to take them with me. Yeah, that's really neat. Goes well with your shirt. Second Amendment.

1791. Doesn't go well with the Ghostbuster suit, but you know. It kind of goes. I feel like a Ghostbuster. No, the look is good it's just it worries like that whole time i was stressed out that this podcast would end with you just screaming in the background on fire just i know we're talking about this um but i looked at this ad block thing and like they're doing they're doing the Comcast thing where they're like,

look, we block ads, but you can buy space and we won't let you to do this. And it's like, that's kind of fucked up. How can this not be stopped? Now the ad people have to buy it. I wonder if they have to buy it twice,

right? Do I buy space from ad blocker who will swap out the ad you expected to see with mine? Or I think I buy space on my favorite website, and then my favorite website, and then I also have to pay AdBlocker to let it through. I think you double pay to actually get your ad to users. It looks like extortion to me, though.

Extortion? It's not. I don't think it's extortion. They're not. They're just saying, hey, we'll open up our service that prevents your advertisements to go through, but you'll just have to pay us directly, you know? We're just a service that gets in the way. How's that not extortion?

Because it's an optional thing. No one's forcing them to use Adblock, and they're not forcing their product onto anyone. It's not their fault people have adopted it and use it so it's their fault they created the software they created a software designed but it's not but it's not extortion they designed a software designed to take to basically degrade other people's paid advertisements they people pay for that the ad to be there and then that service that blocks their ability to make money is now charging them money so they take it away that's just like me getting a virus on

my computer and then the virus maker selling me the the cure for the virus but it's not extortion I don't even know I got in here I also don't look at it that way too I don't look at it that way and too. I don't look at it that way. I look at it just like malware, because that's pretty much what it is right there. I mean, it's a mild form. You can't say it's apples and oranges, I know, but it's the same scheme. I know Woody's partially with me here. I am.

So extortion, I even looked it up. Obtaining money or some other thing by abusing your authority one said through force or threats you know getting money by use of force or threat and i'm like all right so it's it just seems like it's not perfect but it's close and uh um it's like look i'm in business practices yeah it's not extortion it's like it's not you know i don't know what you call right it it's not extortion. It's not blackmail. I don't know what you call that. Right. It's not this. Extortion and blackmail are different things, though.

Right, I know. I'm just saying it's not extortion, just like it's not blackmail. There's the reason. Like you said, through threat. It's that gray area that should be extortion. I'm going to put it that way. Yeah, it's right next to extortion somehow. Like, you know, oh, yeah, you have to pay me, too, if you want that ad to get through.

This is a super PAC. It's like you're not. you have to pay me too if you want that ad to get through this this is a super PAC it's like you're not so no I'm just saying like super PAC money is like we're not bribing people to put laws into effect but we're kind of donating money to their cause yeah like I pay Yahoo comm to show my ads hypothetically and and they're not showing because the ad blocker ad block is like you got to show me to you got got to pay me too. It seems like it's just not fair. Like AdBlocker's not adding any value to the chain. They're just fucking things up. Well, they've created a solution for the problem they caused.

No, Taylor, I don't see you now. Ah, shit. Yeah. I appreciate you trying. It somehow felt more right when it was free. Like you can just download it and use it. Yeah. I appreciate you trying. It somehow felt more right when it was free. Like you can just download it and use it. Whatever. But now since they're charging people to put ads.

First off, they're dicking the customer. The customer installs ad block to not have ads. Now they're selling ads to the customer base that don't want ads. And basically the root of the guy base that don't want ads. And they have to... Basically, the root of the guy has to double pay. Yeah. I've got no sympathy for anyone that you just listed off right there.

Just think about those poor advertisers out there. They are putting this product out there and the only way they're able to pay for it is by running those advertisements. But there are people out there that are saying, no, I'm going to watch your product without watching your advertisement and it affects your bottom line. So they're having to go to this third, they're having to go to Adblock and be like, look,

can I grease the wheels here a little bit? I know you're like the Tony Soprano of the internet now, and maybe I slip you a little money. You let the, you grease the wheels up. This whole union problem goes through and I get the electricians back on. Remember when Comcast wanted to give Netflix a grease pipe?

This is the same thing. They did. Kyle had a great description. Yeah. And I don't know. I just can't like it any way around. Bracketeering. I have to look up bracketeering too.

These are terms that I hear all the time. I'm looking at it this way. The only reason I got Adblock on... We're just saying words now. I don't think there were any of those things. Criminals syndicates. The only reason I got Adblock on my computer is to watch baseball,

and I only have it active for one site. Everyone can rationalize it, by the way. I just want to say, I rock it loud and proud. Everyone here has Adblock. I could rationalize it because I only use it for one site. Like YouTube, I watch ads. If I go to abc.news.com, I watch ads on that page too. Only when I do it on baseball is because they go over the fucking top.

They have like five ads pop up. Ads pop up continually during the stream. It just makes it very unenjoyable. I get that. I would pay for baseball service but there's blackouts. I can't watch the Atlanta Braves. NHL too. I bought

Game Center and it's just a fucking joke. I would pay but they don't give you the option to pay. That's the reason why people tour it. Or if you get it through cable, you can't just be like I just want NHL and NFL. They'll be like, well you gotta get the whole sports package. You get NFL, NBA, MLB, you get it through cable. You can't just be like, oh, I just want NHL and NFL. They'll be like, well, you gotta get the whole sports package. You get NFL, NBA, MLB.

You get professional curling. Wings, do you watch Game of Thrones? No, I don't. No, you don't. All right, so here's the deal. There's this blonde chick on there who plays the Khaleesi.

She's like one of the main characters. She's the queen. And in the first three years of this show, you saw her titties a lot. And you saw her ass occasionally too, and she's got a great body. Really good looking girl. She's not a great actor. She's probably middle of the road. She certainly doesn't stand out and shine like

some actors in that series do. She kind of fades in with the rest. And some of the rest literally used to be porn stars, like Tyrion's girl. Anyway, you don't know this shit. Anyway'm so here's the deal in the last two years she's decided that she's too much of a big shot to get naked anymore she feels like it should be more it should be more titillating when they do the sexual scenes it should be more

it would be more titillating if they were sort of hinted at or suggested that there was some sex going on rather than just showing like you know how HBO has sex like in all their shows. It's not hardcore or anything, but there's titties and ass and there's sex. So, I think they should fire her ass, replace her with her body double, who is not only better looking, but most likely, oh, actually, I heard this about the body double. The body double has made a vow to remain a virgin until marriage. So there's a possibility

she doesn't want to show her titties either. But I don't care if you've got to get... That's her job. Yeah, right? I don't care who you've got to get to replace this chick. If there's no titties and ass, she doesn't get to keep the job. How does this come full circle? I was hoping this would go full circle with what we're talking about.

I thought it was going to tie into racketeering. He was just hoping you'd jump on the hate bandwagon. No, it was just a new thing. Yeah, join me on this new topic of do you think that she should be able to be like, nah, my character doesn't show tits and ass anymore. I don't know the contract. Well, obviously it's not in the contract

because they're not forcing her to. What I'm saying is from a fan standpoint, can you get on my side here and see that if she's not showing tits and ass, then I don't want her to be the actress Kyle not only am I on your side I would like to lead this parade I think that this woman owes us for a couple of years of shitty lack of boobs and tits and need to show up for it I think with some full frontal obviously Alright this woman needs to really show that she still earns this spot She needs to show me a level of commitment that we haven't seen before why is there no hatred towards Cersei?

She was having a baby. I don't care that wouldn't make sense Cersei was physically incapable of doing the nudity. This blonde chick, clearly capable of doing it. She's literally sad. She's just very British. She cringes at the nudity in this show and she thinks it's vulgar and she doesn't like it. This is no good.

This character in the show, for the non-book readers, this isn't gonna spoil anything, even if you don't watch the show. When they're in Carth, or Coth, or whatever the hell, her dress shows one titty all the time. That's the dress she wears. It's just one titty out all the time. Jorah's over there like,

they should have done that in the show. They should have had one titty out when they were in that, and they were in that city for five episodes or something, and Jorah should have just been bug-eyed the whole time, staring at her titties. That would have been great TV. Also, there's a part where like she lets that i think her slave girl is like nine years old and like totally fingers her on the boat and like i think the slave girl might have been older like she's been her

slave girl that she's played by that pretty light-skinned black girl i think it's that actress is supposed to be skilled in the art of getting the queen off like she's been trained to do that if i recall the woman earlier in the series of getting the queen off. She's been trained to do that. Wasn't that the woman earlier in the series that taught her how to have sex with Khal Drogo? I might be mixing up my characters. Can I play devil's advocate to

firing the woman? Sure. Yeah, but you're going to find no friends here. Alright, no friends are here. I'm playing devil's advocate. I don't give a shit, so go for it. You're looking at it like she should show her titties now because she showed her titties before. And she shows them in the book.

And it shows them in the book. But I'm looking at it like this. It is a different medium. It's a different representation of the book, and you can't have creative liberties. But the fact is, if you want to see her titties, you can go back to the older episodes and see her titties. And the titties in the older episodes will be more voluptuous because she was younger.

Here's the problem, Wings. I'll play devil's advocate for them and tell you why this is unacceptable. I don't give a shit, frankly. I really don't. I like the show. Here's why that's unacceptable. Because they still have scenes where she shows titty and parts of her skin, but she has a body double, which is worse. Because it's not like they're writing around this.

They just got a body double, which is worse because it's not like they're writing around this. They've just got a body double to do her dirty work. So you're saying that she doesn't even show her titties. She just don't want her character to show her titties. But there's more. The body double may show like she'll be in bed, and they very carefully have the foot post of a bed called the foot board. It obscures the camera angle where her titties are supposed to be, or she has a you

know her her sheets pulled up to show you this or that and and you know like you can see this is a nude person but you're not they didn't write around it they just filmed around it it's all cinematography that takes away from what you're supposed to be seeing and uh game of thrones without nudity is just not game of thrones i mean, I don't really care. It feels weird that it's... I know it's not all of a sudden now that she's like, I'm not doing this. No, it's two years now. Yeah, it's two years, but at the same time, it's like, yeah, you did go into this

knowing that the character, like, this is kind of a key component. At the same time, I don't give a shit. I'd rather be on screen less anyway. More Tyrion, more Arya. Like, I'm not as drawn in by the nudity. It's weird that this discussion is happening now and not when that contract came out two years ago.

At the same time, it's kind of like, you knew that was part of your character. It seems like you just stuck with it to the point that they couldn't switch you out, and now you demand it. Most people have access to a 24-hour porn machine. Come on now. It's not about that.

It's not about that. I'm not trying to get off. I'm not like, Tiddy! Why do you care about it that much then? It's the principle It's it's it's it's it's Taking me out of the moment like before it was like

If somebody was naked they just rolled over and you saw their ass And it was like yeah cause that's how it works When like two people just fucked and they're lying in bed like They don't they don't hide from each other They just you just they just fucked each other Why are they pulling the blanket up here like they're afraid Like no I'm with you on that cow i think we should desensitize people to sex i don't understand why we can show motherfucking get his head cut off and no shots not show titties

exactly i agree with you i agree with you there well i want heads i want heads exploding and titties exploding and the whole bitch is hung up by the titties i don't want anybody telling me what i can't certainly don't want to do Emilia Clarke, her shit-fucking acting, and we could find much better taste upon there. You can't kill the character because she's in the book. I don't want to ruin the integrity of the story,

but you can replace that fucking actor. I got a topic. Those are probably the most important characters. Leonardo DiCaprio. He's made a bunch of good movies. He has one coming out, and I feel like it's just been miscast. Did we talk about this last night?

I forget. No, we haven't asked any of these questions. He has a movie coming out, and people are excited about it. I'm going to go see it, because usually if he's in a film, it's good. What's the title? The Revenant.

Essentially, he plays a guy, and's good. What's the title? The Revenant. The Revenant. So essentially he plays a guy, and this is all available in the trailers, who's mauled by a bear. The people he's around have mixed loyalty to him. Some are very loyal, some are not. And they bury him alive for dead, thinking that he's dead. Kill his son.

They kill his son. Okay. Yeah, they said he took his son from him. Yeah, and I didn't... Yeah, they said he took his son from him. Yeah, and I didn't. Yeah, see, I always need these things spelled out for me. They took my son from me. And I'm like, and now I'm going to go get him.

That's the whole thing. Where is he hiding? But there was even a scene in there today we watched the trailer. He's holding his dead son. And you see the bad guy's stat. So you see the bad guy try to kill DiCaprio in his injured state. The son tries to defend him. Points a rifle. Calls for help. Bad guy stabs the son.

Then you get DiCaprio's reaction like, no! Then he drags him into the hole. He's like, they took away my son. He was all I had. So, yeah. Kills the son. It's a story of vengeance. I didn't see the actual puncture wound. That would have cleared it up for me. But anyway.

No reading between the lines. No subtle clues. Yeah, yeah. So they kill his son. They leave him for dead, buried alive. He manages to find his way out, and now he's going to go seek vengeance. That's what we know of the movie so far. The thing is, it's clearly meant to be played by a big, burly mountain of a man.

Right? A guy who could fight off a man right a guy who could fight off a bear a guy who could win a fistfight with two or three men you know the the um who's the guy with the coonskin cat seems like uh like davy crockett davy crockett yeah actors seem to be terrible like just watch uh the unkillables or whatever the fuck that stupid series is expendables oh yeah stallone and whatever like every scene of that movie is just bad like you just wait for the action scenes because there's not a single one of those burly people slash mma fighters that they drag in who can deliver a line worth of shit it's just uncomfortable the whole time taylor needs someone no one at your house is on Netflix or anything, are they? No. I'm the only one using the internet.

I'm sorry, it just occurred to me. I thought I had a solution. Alright, I'll get you. I don't want The Rock to be the guy, but Hugh Jackman maybe? He's actually the guy that I had in my head too. It seems like you could dress him up as a mountain man. Or someone we don't know.

He's done it like a thousand times. Hugh Jackman plays a lumberjack or he played a lumberjack as a mountain man. Or someone we don't know. He's done it like a thousand times. Really? I only see him as Wolverine. Hugh Jackman plays a lumberjack. Or he played a lumberjack in the X-Men series when he goes away. Or maybe like Lee Schreiber. I don't know him. I just don't think DiCaprio fits that role. I think it is an art Scorsese film.

I don't know. But DiCaprio is a Wall Street trader. He's a computer programmer. He's an office jockey. I can accept him as a Wall Street trader. He's a computer programmer. He's an office jockey. I can accept him as a limo driver, right? Like, DiCaprio is a sedentary fuck. If he wanted to, like, really transform his body Christian Bale style for this role, I'd give it a go.

But I'm not seeing that at all. He still looks 15 pounds overweight. He's very doughy. A lot of people are. You know, like, you don't see DiCaprio on the street and say, there's that fat guy, but you sure as fuck don't see him and say, that's a mountain man. He's the opposite of a mountain man. He's just

weak as fuck, and it was bad casting. You could actually probably not have got a mountain man. It's more Scorsese. He's in everything Scorsese does. I guess so. Is Scorsese making this? Scorsese. He's in everything more Scorsese does. I guess so. Is Dan Stacey making this? Scorsese's not making this.

Yeah, I don't know. DiCaprio, no Oscar for you. Let's give the Oscar to someone who'll actually hit the gym for a role. He deserves an Oscar for either Shutter Island or Django. I don't think that the eight of them. Django? I know, but that was our question. Django should have been an Oscar-worthy

role, though. He was really good in Jango. Really? Jango wasn't about DiCaprio to me. Doesn't matter. That's not the question. That's a best supporting actor, yeah. What about Shutter Island? Did you like him in that? I didn't like Shutter Island. I stand by what I said.

Jango was not made any better by DiCaprio. He didn't steal his scenes. DiCaprio made... You had this nice, vilified character right there. DiCaprio was better than Jamie Foxx in that movie. Maybe, but that movie to me was about the... Who's the guy that...

Oh, is that someone I'm probably thinking of? The white guy? Yeah. The German guy. Yeah, that guy. He might have been Austrian. But anyway, that guy was amazing. He made that show.

And Jamie Foxx did a good job, too. And DiCaprio, I hardly remember his roles. Oh, my God, no. I remember him more than Jamie Foxx. Because Jamie Foxx's character, like... Jamie Foxx played Jamie Foxx. It was just one-dimensional. He played Jamie Foxx,

is what he did in that movie. Yeah, I didn't think DiCaprio was as big a deal as everyone else says. When he smashes his hand on the glass, he's eating real blood. Oh my god, most overrated scene in movie history, yeah. You say it's overrated, but who else is it? Oh, I've seen so much.

Like, oh, it wasn't supposed to be blood. Oh my god, can you believe how brilliant he is? Yes. Really? To stay in the scene? He didn't win an Oscar for Titanic? Anybody would have done that. Anyone could have.

Come on. You're giving no credit to someone who's very skilled at what they do. That's not true, Chiz. I'm just saying I haven't seen an Oscar performance out of it. So Wolf of Wall Street I thought was really good. Yeah, I saw The Aviator. Wolf of Wall Street was pretty good. The problem is he goes up against...

Wolf of Wall Street was pretty good. His movie always goes up against a crazier of movies. Jamie Foxx beat him when he was up for The Aviator. Jamie Foxx won for Ray. And that was the year, I think, that DiCaprio should have won. He got shitted on that. Ray sucked. Ray was good. Ray was good. But DiCaprio was better in Aviator.

Two biopics, I thought. Might be right. Yeah, DiCaprio was pretty good in Aviator. I like that. I didn't love the Aviator, but I did think his performance was fantastic. Yeah, but I don't know. He was pretty good in Wolf of Wall Street, DiCaprio. I'm not even talking about Wolf of Wall Street, DiCaprio. I found your salary.

Where'd this come from? What's this? I said, look what I found. I found your salary. Where'd this come from? Yeah, they had good writing in it, too. That's one of the things I like most about DiCaprio. It's not all, he does a good job in his roles,

but if I see DiCaprio has chosen a movie, he probably did a great job at it like it's probably going to be a very good movie you know tom hanks was one where i put in the same category for a long time if tom hanks chose to do a movie i bet that was going to be good he's turning down bad roles he's yeah he's choosing that tom hanks ever do a bad movie i'm trying to i was gonna say can you name five bad Tom Hanks movies? I didn't like Polar Express. I didn't like the one where he was stuck in a terminal.

Was it called Terminal? It was called Terminal. I thought that one was just okay. It's okay. Yeah, yeah. So Polar Express, Terminal. He did that spinoff Toy Story movie. Toy Story, Lost in Time.

I'm talking live action movies here. I don't know why you only count those. You're gone, Kyle. You're back. You're back. Shake your mic. There we go. Yep.

You said something about Tom Hanks' brother? Tom Hanks' brother does the voice in those second-tier movies, I think. Oh, I just remembered some mediocre movies. Yeah. I haven't seen the Da Vinci Code. Those Dan Brown movies. But I've heard the Da Vinci Code was kind of mediocre. Well, I don't know if you consider this, but he did what was that shit called?

The Dungeons and Dragons movies. No idea. Mazes and Monsters. Mazes and Monsters. He did that. That was his first movie and that one was kind of terrible. Overall, most of his movies are really good. I've got a picture here of this Todd Glass

guy, or this Hugh Glass guy, the guy who actually did the thing. So you can see how big he good. I've got a picture here of this Todd Glass guy. Or this Hugh Glass guy. The guy who actually did the thing. So you can see how big he is. I don't know. He looks a little doughy. I'm sending it on. I'm getting there. Is this the actual guy?

He's a slow copy-paster, people. You say that every time. It takes three seconds. How about that link that I sent? Kyle, control C, control B. Is that quick? You use your mouse, don't you? I'm having to use a laptop to make this happen.

And I don't have the laptop. The laptop's going to a monitor over here, so I've got complications. This guy isn't doughy. He's just got a mid-1850s bod. No, this guy is fat. He's not blonde, though. And he's not a burly mountain man. Look at the link I gave before with Liev Schreiber.

He would be perfect for that role. And he's a good actor. I like him. He's done that role a bunch, though. So what? He's a track record. I feel like this guy isn't supposed to be a burly mountain man. Otherwise, they would have done a better job casting, I think.

I mean, look at this guy. First of all, I'm trying to read through his stuff right now. He's a businessman, a brilliant organizer. He manipulated men who made the law. Like, this was not a mountain man. Okay. In the trailers, he comes off as one. I didn't know that he was a mountain man.

Well, I think he was just out hunting with some people or something like that. I thought he was, like, a trailblazer. he was a... Well, I think he was just out hunting with some people or something like that. I thought he was like a trailblazer. He wasn't mountain man, you said. Well, he's not a burly man. What I linked you to describes him very well. Well, can you give us a cliff note? Because there's like 12 paragraphs and I read what I found.

Alright. He was a businessman and a brilliant organizer, detailed like a ball. I mean, he lived a long life. I think he lived 53 years or something like that that's what one of these says but I can't tell if that's a station agent and merchant he's a farmer he would have been really burly

it's true he did stock dealing here I got it um back then when you needed no expertise you just walk in and start doing jobs I trade stock this guy did like well i can read okay so now early 19th century america was awesome because you could be hired by the government

to do what what was called a mountain man which was essentially the official way of saying professional badass basically a mountain man would get hired on by an expedition to scout out territory, kill bears, play the banjo, and give people the evil eye. Well, that's what Hugh Glass did for a living. He was an Irish man raised by Pawnee Indians who wandered the countryside lending his services to various expeditions and required a crazy bastard capable of busting bears heads together collecting furs frightening the city folk and being a hard ass in 1822 hugh glass signed on to go on a fur hunting expedition into the northern missouri river area one day while he was out out alone hunting for food he

was surprised attacked by a big ass angry grizzly bear the bear knocked his rifle out of his hands body slammed him bill Goldberg style, and started clawing the shit out of him. Since he was a hard ass, Davy Crockett motherfucker though, Glass just started punching the thing back and hacking at it with his big ass mountain man combat knife. There was a huge battle, and when his friends finally got there to see what was going on, they found a half conscious glass pinned down underneath the body of a dead of a big dead bear and it goes on from there he had to crawl he resets his own leg let's maggots from a rotten log eat the flesh to prevent infection he he had cuts on his back so severe you could see the

ribs through them and he got left behind buried alive and end up crawling is probably one of most badass survival stories I've ever heard. The guy's half dead, he can't even walk, and he manages to make it 200 miles through the treacherous American wilderness to safety. This is just an 1850s exaggeration story. There's no way any of this happened

the way they're saying. You don't get the shits clawed out of you by a bear. Once you've recovered, he hunts down the two guys who took his gear and left him for dead. So this is a spit on your grave kind of shit. Yeah. Regardless, you've all seen what he looks like from the photographer's photo. I didn't want to see this movie coming into this podcast.

He's not a Berlin man. I kind of want to see it now. But from what Kyle describes, I don't see Leonardo DiCaprio as the casting. But you see the picture of this guy. This is what he looks like. He doesn't look anything like... Why did I actually get a real Irish man? Kyle just read this story.

I'm picturing Hugh Jackman all grizzled up with tons of facial hair. But this is the picture of the guy. Just because he lived this amazing life and did these things. It really depends on which picture you look at. I know. There's nothing for scale in this picture. He makes that chair look like it's a kid's. Take a look at this picture.

Here he looks like the scariest mountain man ever. So it really doesn't matter what he looks like to me. I think DiCaprio is a strong enough actor. He could put on blackface and probably convince me if he wanted to. So I'm good with the choice. I hope I'm wrong. I don't know. I mean, I don't hate. Tom Hardy is the bad guy.

I like, I'm more excited about that. I actually like DiCaprio. And I keep saying if I see him in a movie, it's probably a good one. I just don't see him cast as a mountain man, a professional mountain man who beats up grizzly bears. I believe DiCaprio runs from raccoons. He very

well may. I would run from a raccoon. They're feisty little fucks. They'll scratch you. You don't have your flamethrower handy. You don't want to get in a fight with a raccoon. A little animal that's going to be biting you with its rabies mouth, tearing little scratches all over you. You're going to take a few before you put down a raccoon. Let me read this.

I sent this the other night. It's the thing about utilizing the raccoon. What? Oh. utilizing the raccoon what oh yeah we should do that woody let me um and another game let me read this to you okay so I think that this is a I think this is a police report or something like that so here we go September 15th male Navy en enlisted first class petty officer exited a bar intoxicated in an attempt to drive a uh... a vehicle equipped with a breathalyzer interlock system. That's the system so

that you have to breathe into a tube and if you've been drinking it will not start. Uh... the suspect was too intoxicated to successfully start the vehicle so he went into the park where he captured a raccoon rummaging in a trash receptacle. The individual So he went into the park where he captured a raccoon rummaging in a trash receptacle the individual Utilized the raccoon to blow into the interlock system successfully But the raccoon became unconscious unconscious from being squeezed and was discarded on the floorboard of the vehicle until a short time later When the raccoon regained consciousness and began to attack the suspect while driving Causing the vehicle to crash into a residential fence,

the vehicle came to a complete stop in an in-ground swimming pool. The suspect sustained numerous scratches and bite marks on his hands, face, stomach, and arms. I'm going to say it's a bullshit story because this reason we're here. I don't think that's a bullshit story. Was he a Marine?

Because Marines are known to improvise. Those breathalyzer things, you've got to do them every 15 minutes. Wait, you do? Yeah. I know a guy that actually has one in his Ford Ranger. You've got to blow in it, and every 10 to 15 minutes, a light will come back on. You've got to blow in it again to make sure the person driving isn't intoxicated.

That keeps people from passing it on to somebody else at the bar be like here blow on this so I can start my truck it could be a short drive like you know I can't imagine that the raccoon would be out for more than 10 minutes or whatever that's true yeah it's very creative you

have got to be stone cold drunk to be like I can't even start my truck I just see the guy sobering up trying to catch a raccoon. You've got to be pretty awesome to utilize a raccoon. You catch him by the trash cans, play him like an accordion until you pass the thing, and then toss him in the passenger side and drive. I'm pretty drunk to just leave it in there.

Like, well, who knows? Might need to use him again in 15 minutes. He'll be my raccoon buddy. Taco Bell. Why not just ask a person to blow into it? hey dude blowing this for me why not use a device people would just be like no no I'm not gonna do that fuck you you'd be surprised what people would do it seems like you could keep a billow you know the thing that kind of accordion like they used to blow on a fire and just put me on

Fill the tube for a bit you get a nice blow on there, and you're putting fresh air in it I'm sure that there has to be some kind of chemical or like bio Material that it has to register and said otherwise people just get like one of those handheld fans hold it up to it And wait, I don't know what the system is, but I bet it's foolproof Unless you got a raccoon handy yeah i know they charge three hundred dollars a month to have one so you want to do some prank phone calls yeah yeah you're gonna call you have it ready otherwise we have another game the last i have no way of having it ready because i'm now on a laptop outdoors well we had that one let's just do the last game like i don't have

any of the links or whatever we might have been looking at pre-show last night out here. Well, then. Why don't you care? I'm in the ballpark. Crank holes are not good live television. We'll do one. Gauge it. Is it in the other chat?

Where was it? It was from last night, right? Yeah, it was from last night. I can't change chats. Otherwise, I lose all the video. It's in here. Well, then let's forge ahead with the game while we get that settled. Well, Winks needs to come back.

Oh, he's out. I wouldn't know. We don't know what you're doing either. You know, you could be... I'm naked now. You're what? Naked. Just thought I'd relax for the last bit.

Interesting. The final stretch. Hey, Kyle. I just posted seven links. Do you want to pick a favorite? Yeah. How's that? What are you laughing at?

He didn't sound very enthusiastic. I'm just like I think he's concentrating him Yeah, he's what this is a man at work right there Beats real work. I know he's got to go copy He does not like me making fun of his slow keyboardmanship He not even that slow. It's about the same as yours. The one that says absolute anal does not have a phone number. You'll say, oh, look at this. And then we'll wait and wait, and then it'll come.

It's the same thing with me. Like, whenever I say, like, oh, look at this thing, I don't have it copied or pasted. I'm just looking at a thing. So I have to then copy and paste and then send it over. I'm usually not using two monitors. I'll race you It's all right. We all well when you're both trying and focused. Yeah, do we get a point or is there a point on the line? And the score is nine seven so anything's possible

Now we're in the middle of a surge I'm looking through they did get a point for the flamethrower, and I can't see you chug a beer right now. Well, it's because I haven't chugged one, because I'm not on screen. I know, you're not on screen. And I've noticed that your screen comes and goes, so clearly you're trying. I appreciate that.

I don't know what to do next. Wings is going to put hot sauce in his drink. Well, I figured I could do something. It is episode 250. It's nine and seven right now, Wings. You get a point for whatever you're about to do. I'm not sure. Cheers.

What is that? What is it? Grinding salt. Oh, I thought it was an empty water bottle you were squeezing. No, no, this is a salt grinder. All right, how much of this do you guys need to drink? Woody, you're going to have to take one for the team. I can all right. How much of this you got a drink? What you're gonna have to take one for the team do you have I can't do the whole thing line that can you hold Up how much is there?

It's right at the top of the label right there. You can see it You'll get three point divide that into thirds you get a point for each third That's what I'll do you could take the lead if you kick it you could I can't do the whole thing I tell you right now. You can tie it up. can get two-thirds of it down i can do it so the i don't see there's a porno mag one but like i don't know what are we gonna do with that you know you gotta find one that you can do something with the art one which i thought was gonna be the good one um because we were gonna say that you know that was the torah or whatever um that one's gone that listing expired the one that says winner is also art although as you say that it's it's not at all like it contact influence i can't get it so i'm not sure who to call or what to or in what

way to fuck with them because that's kind of key like we can call the like the absolute vodka thing but like what do you say like oh yeah i like the sick bottles of vodka in my ass so i want your picture like i'm just not sure how to make that funny oh me too that's why i have you could pose vodka thing, but what do you say? Oh yeah, I like the sick bottles of vodka in my ass, so I want your picture. I'm just not sure how to make that funny. Oh, me too. That's why I have the picture. You could pose for it. You could say this is great, but I don't even recognize this person. Can I try to get the number out of that one? The R1 still

works for me. I just can't. When I hit show contact info, it says something's wrong. The only problem with this is it's going to hit me right in the jaw. Well, it's just a difference between a prank phone call and a rude phone call. Can't just call somebody and be like, I see you're selling potatoes! I want a stick in my ass! Well, he's selling.

That's a lot of, a lot of very skillful with that one. Very direct to the punch. Have you fucked your mother lately? Is she available? You sound a little distant, Kyle. It's like your volume went down. I wonder if your volume's on auto-adjust. You've been getting quiet

throughout the show. I'm not sure what it is. I'm just thinking out loud. Have you started yet, Wings? I don't want to do it and, like, it go unnoticed. I think so. It's a short test. Dan, I want to watch...

Was it on auto-adjust? ...this goddamn vinegar. This is hot French red hot sauce. It's cayenne pepper sauce. Yeah, that's what makes it... Is that what it was? It's French red hot original. It's nothing too outrageous.

That's what you put on, like mix with butter you put it on Buffalo wing yeah Colin liked it on his chicken when he was five still good yeah I like I like that shit whoo how much did he just drink how much did you drink about 2 3rd-thirds. Two-thirds? Hold it up. Hold it up. See your hair? You see that? It seems like you could finish that. You might as well finish it. I think you can finish it. It's right there. You know, it's for a penny for a pound. You said, if you had a third, I was okay. But if you don't finish it, I mean... Ugh. You're getting one point.

You may as well tie it up. Finish that bad boy. Well, I did. I did something, motherfuckers. Kyle did something. So he's like, Woody and Murky got stepped the game up. I tried to eat salt. There's no alcohol. He would be chugging beer. Yeah, it'd be 20 to 9. We've seen Murky

get drunk before. Remember Lefty had a good old time with that. Oh, yeah, he did. That was great. Poor bastard. I don't know how he's doing now. We went over this briefly last night. Did we? I think he's doing well, I'm sure.

I think you mean when we disconnected. We certainly didn't have this conversation. You guys went and watched the... Oh yeah, me and Kyle just talked about it. Did you guys go and watch The Martian? If so, I don't want to know anything. Yes. I will talk about The Martian, and I will make this guarantee to everyone.

It will be 100% spoiler free. All right, so before you get started, maybe I'm just more intuitive than others, but sometimes when you say things are spoiler free, I'm able to pull something out of the the complex web of stuff you throw out there and try to hide the thing so so i'm gonna go no i swear you'll be okay because i i've thought about this in advance all i want to say is this i've just the cinematography the cinematography is excellent and if you think gravity was good you are a virgin at this kind of film

go on yes I don't want to say anything about that yeah yeah I'm going to decline Kyle's getting up see this is just so unfair because I can do this without saying all I really want to say is cinematography was great

I enjoyed it a lot I was See, this is just so unfair because I can do this without saying. All I really want to say is cinematography was great. I enjoyed it a lot. I was – I might leave it there. You should go see it. It's two and a half hours long, which I thought was really nice too. Like if there's something I'm excited about and I want to make an event of, I'm glad it wasn't a 90-minute movie. It's fucking awesome.

Yeah, I liked it a lot. Yeah, $10, Woody. Would you buy a sandwich for this movie? It didn't even cost $10. We were doing a matinee. This movie is one you don't want to miss. You should check it out in the theater. I saw it in 3D.

It was really good. When we get done here, I'm going to Buford to the Mall of Georgia. I love the IMAX screen. I think this movie deserves that treatment. Taste peppers. To see the good one. I'll be interested in hearing what you think of the cinematography because I saw gravity and thought like it's good but like you didn't see it in 3d like that's the

caveat with that one I grabbed it was gravity was as groundbreaking as the matrix we watch I watched gravity at home and thought it was a piece of shit film and nothing impressed me everyone agrees it's because they saw it in IMAX 3d like that's why how you have to see gravity I think this movie is not only a good movie but it it holds up without it but it's it's I bet you it's at least as good it's a I don't want to say much else I have criticisms of it too but I feel like they might give away plot points yeah well I'm gonna go watch that night max in just a little bit you know what i'm gonna do i i haven't i've been planning this for

a while i'm gonna go to five guys burgers and fries and i'm gonna i'm gonna order i'm gonna get food and we're gonna sneak it to the max movie and i'm gonna have a burger and fries there with like just the way i want it and everybody that's gonna be eating that shitty theater this is not a spoiler either but chis and i went in and there was a guy there's three seats open but chis and i are two so we had someone had to sit next to someone and i'm like is this okay but the guy chis would have sat next to was a big guy he was like he's like move over one more and it was like yeah he's right so i sit next to my guy and then i whip out the uh chicken fingers that i bought because i hadn't eaten anything and it was a two and a half hour movie.

And I'm just on there dipping the chicken fingers in my barbecue sauce and eventually my guy is like, and he gets up and leaves. He goes like six rows away in front of us and I'm like, this is good. This is good. And I both sat next to nobody. And it was fantastic. I would buy barbecue sauce just to scare off neighbors every show. Why would barbecue sauce scare them off? I think that's what it was, though.

I think it was me eating lunch. And he just didn't want to. Wow, you've got to be really hungry for the presence of food to make you leave the room, especially if you're watching. I don't think it would annoy you. I wouldn't like it someone's shuffling and eating and i'm hungry you know it's you know yeah i'm taking my burger and fries with me although i bet they search bags now because of science no just not good just don't go to i think that's only cinemarks right i don't know which one or it's amcs i. I know that there is no Cinemarks on this coast. I don't know.

At mine, there's definitely a cop there all the time. What the fuck? No Cinemarks on this coast? Like the East Coast? There's definitely none. There's one in Myrtle Beach. Coastal Grand Mall. It's the biggest theater in Georgia.

Are you able to order food in your theaters? We have one here. No, absolutely not. They cook pizza in my theater. Yeah, you get huge leather recliners. Well, see, there's a thing. You can hit an electric button, and it causes this to recline, so you can basically lay down.

A table folds in front of you. You hit a button to your left, and a waiter comes by, and it's like, yeah, I'll have a beer and some chicken wings. Yeah. And throughout the whole movie, you can just order food. Of course, it's way marked up, but the food isn't even shitty. But wings, like this place made pizza or whatever it was like a three minute put a pizza but what taylor's talking about are like the best movie theaters like yeah they have what taylor's

talking about like you have you can order food and they have like an arcade a bullorama a hotel and a theater all in one building when they have the thing called a super d so it's called a super d so you sit in these big leather recliners. They have massage things. It's really expensive. You can order food. Did you ever get in contact with that girl you were trying to hook up with last night?

Yeah. Why? Because I'm interested. I'm wondering if you got laid. Oh, no. We talked on Skype. Okay. Ooh. When's that going to come to fruition? Dude,

getting laid is more of a problem on my part right now than it is anybody else's. It's the Prozac. It is the Prozac. It's why you need your pill cocktail. That's why you get your uppers, too. Get some Cialis mixed in there. Like, it's why you need your pill cocktail. That's why you, uh, you know, it's your uppers too.

It's some Cialis mixed in there. I don't need, I don't need it to get hard. I can still get my shit up there and look like a piece of steel. I just have no desire to actually have sex. Which one increases libido? I don't know what libido is. That's your sex drive.

Yeah. It's just synonymous with sex drive. Yeah. Um, you need some tea. Does testosterone... I know in women they often use that to increase their sex drive. It increases libido in men too.

For everyone. Just a great all around. That's why if you have low T and you're kind of like, eh, whatever. You know? I don't need to fuck. I bet that chick with the happy trail wants to fuck. She's got so much tea, she could bottle it up and fucking share it with the rest of the rafting crew.

Yeah, right? That was too much. It's not a selling point, Woody. It's not a selling point. She's DTF all the time. There's this picture of this girl, and she's lying on her back naked, and she's taking the picture. And in the picture, in the bottom of it, you see her see her boobs of course and then her belly and her thighs and stuff. And the number one comment was shave your belly.

Shave your belly. Because you could totally see her... Not if she's my woman. The man... Happy trail. That's the trail of tears if you ask me. That shit's nasty. I don't want any part of that. You could have a little bit you could have like especially if she's blonde And there's like it's not thick coarse hair, but like that bitch had a tangle like I like that

I mean it was you know want it to be there I like I like it when the big brain is coming back and it's got a little stiffness to it You like that you like pubic stuff whole stubble like interesting things I like that because like if pubic stubble. You like interesting things. I like that because if you're going down on a girl, it can really add to the experience because you can play with it and tingle the area.

You should be focusing on other parts. I'm focusing on making her enjoy herself to the maximum amount. And you know, shifting hairs on people actually feels really good. Girls like their hair played with. They really like pubic hair played with, too, and you just run your hand along it. Braiding.

Are you going to town? Like a DJ. I'm braiding it. Permit. I perl like a pit when you do this to me. And you don't think a girl, if you get out there eating some pussy and you're doing that right there, it's just a mess if a girl was doing that to you while you're sucking your dick. Yeah, you got that curling iron in there

You start dying some hair while you're down there braid that shit just right escalate I really don't care about the pubic hair I think I I kind of side with Woody here, and I side with variety. Like, I don't want any one pubic style forever, but I'd like them all for a little while. Except the Hitler stache. No, I'm down for that, too. I'm fine with that. Really? I'll never forget.

Salute that thing and go right to it. Okay. But you don't agree with Woody on on the happy trail it's not a showstopper i'm just not really down for the happy trail i feel the same way about the happy trail as i feel about nipple hair and armpit hair and like core and like like coarse back hair on a woman like all those things like like she shouldn't have as much body hair as i got like i i don't have that much but i'm not a very hairy guy yeah i got like a strip it like goes down my chest and like meets up my happy trail barely like like i'm just not that hairy of a person so i don't want a

girl who's more hairy than i am so i think that's pretty normal i don't know like like you know like the lower of your back you know there's a little bit of hair there If you'd be like yeah, I don't want that on a woman You don't have any hair on your back like name a little me, but not like not like you know little thing like it's like You just smooth it now So I can't see you either Wings is great I'm missing out on something good.

You are. He took his shirt off. He took his shirt off. And he's showing us his back. He has a little hair on his back. He's got a... He's like those bald monkeys. I've got way more hair on my back.

Like you ever see a gorilla that's like, oh, look, he's hairless. And you're like, well, mostly hairless. Well, I look at it this way. I would be a very hairy person if I was like Woody's size. Because there's more land. You think your hair density has gone down. Yeah, like all my hair grows in the proper places.

So it's like you took a piece of sod, and instead of just putting it down somewhere, you took it and spread it over an acre of land. Right, right, right. If you had used the same amount of corn for twice as many acres. It's kind of hard to see my back hair from a distance like this because actually my back hair is kind of blonde too. Uh huh. It's like a mixture. So what you're saying is your body is destined to have like 250,000 hair flaws and because you've gotten bigger, they're just more sparse.

Right. I don't know if that's true or not. You would think because I see big guys who are really hairy, and no matter how fat they get, it never gets any thinner. How many big guys do you see really hairy that are my size? I mean, I like to go on this freaking list. You're looking at guys that are like 250, 300 pounds. I've seen them where it's like full-on crazy growth, like so much hair they could be like a monkey boy or something.

So if they were fat, it would just be retardedly fat, right? That's fine. I don't know. I don't know what the case is. You need a dermatologist on the line for that one. I don't know. I mean, how many people hit that thing where you got ceiling fan on their shirt and you feel the hairs on your back pick up?

With my chest, but not with my back. That should be a scene from an upcoming movie, though. I like that. Fan clicking away, hairs on the back. Happy trail fluttering. Let's not talk about those things. That mountain woman. Put her in...

That chick was all okay, except for the happy trail. She was fit. She was a professional whitewater rafter. She had plenty of teeth, is all I'm saying. Plenty of teeth? Plenty of teeth. Yeah, they're a little crowded, I guess. But when I saw her hoist that eight-man raft over her head

and start walking with it, just like all the dudes had done, huh? I just processed what she said. I said, oh, T. Yeah. He means testosterone. She was carrying everything by herself like everybody else was. She was strong.

Yeah, she was strong. Oh, which is, I thought you said teeth. Yeah, everyone did. Like when you talk to someone like Steve Buscemi, and you're like, he has too many teeth in his mouth. And you know he has the same amount of teeth, but they're just too crowded in all the wrong places. He's been asked about them.

He said he'll never fix them. He shouldn't. It's kind of iconic. Definitely so. It adds to his characters, I feel like. Makes him seem more beautiful. Yeah, even creepier with good teeth. But anyway, you've got a game, right?

I was going to say, do you want to play the last game? I want to play. Yeah, let's play the last game. We'll play the last game. Might as well. Let's go big, game. We'll play the last game. Might as well. Let's go, Big Kyle. Smokey and the Bandit. So, Wings, you didn't finish the hot sauce, right?

You drank two-thirds of it? Two-thirds. That's a point. That's two-thirds of a point. That's a full point. I have to wrap soon. All right. Hope has a play tonight.

Let's get through this game. Well, then we'll's get through this game. We'll conclude maybe on this game. We'll see how it fares out with everyone. Let me find my prompts. Let me get my timer going. Now, this game is similar to the back and forth hot potato game where you made a story, where you were answering a question. All right.

And we know who fared well in that. You know, I'm trying to be nice about this. Anyway, I'm going to give you a person, a place, and a genre of movie. You need to pitch me what this movie is.

What's going on? Sell me a movie with the three things, okay? Now, I'm going to get... One of you is going to start and when I say the other person's name you're gonna switch over to your partner and they have to pick up the story from there and try to be you know the goal is to pitch a movie to me okay it's more like a word right yeah you're just gonna you're just gonna spit as much as you can you have to cover the three things you know the person every time setting no I'm just saying you have to have that in your book.

The teens will have different concepts. It's not like we're going to do it and then they'll do the same one. We started the last one, so let's let Kyle and... You're telling me you're going to give me a person, a genre, and a place. You're going to give that to me and then

I'm going to describe the movie. You're pitching a movie to me. I'm giving you three things. So each of us does. Can we get an example? During your description, Kyle, he's going to say Geordie, and then he'll switch. So he'll pick up from where he stopped.

Okay. I'm going to start with Woody and Taylor because I think they've got this down. They understand the concept, and it'll be your example. You get a minute. All right. Remember when I say the other person's name, stop, and switch to them. They have to pick up.

All right. So these are your prompts. The person is Batman. The place is Patty's Pub, and it's a rom-com. It's a romantic comedy featuring Batman and Patty's Pub. Let's start with Woody on this one. Wait. Give me a second. Okay. Wait, give me a second.

You get 10 seconds. What is Patty's Pub? It's always sunny. Alright, 60 seconds on the clock. Begin. Alright, so Batman becomes a regular at Patty's Pub and D is obviously throwing at himself again and again and again until the gang starts to question Batman's sexuality. Taylor. This whole time that it's going on, Dennis has become infuriated that Charlie and Mac are more obsessed with Batman than him. He gets really, really into himself and decides that he really is the best and he's better than Batman. He starts dressing up all around.

So they're dressing up and the tests that they run to test Batman's sexuality are actually being tested against the who do you say was it? Dennis. Dennis. And Dennis starts failing the test. They prove that Batman is gay and therefore doesn't like Dee. Taylor. Now it culminates when a night of blackout drinking Dee throws herself one final time at Dennis. Dennis, not realizing it's her, just embraces his Batman machismo, and they have an incest movie. And they have incest and scene.

All right. All right. We are still going to fail this. Not bad. Not bad. Took some turns on that little journey. You pitched a movie. What's the name of your movie?

Dee Does Dallas. Yeah. No, the name of your movie? D Does Dallas. Yeah. No, Dennis Does Dallas, right? Yeah. Let's go. Wow, that was impressive. You guys really understood how to play that game. It's not hard.

We'll see. A little douchey, Taylor. All right. So Wings and Kyle, these are yours. The person is Gordon Ramsay from Hell's Kitchen and all that shit. You know, British guy. Adam McDonald's. Who is that?

A McDonald's. The location, the restaurant McDonald's. Adam McDonald's. Oh, Adam McDonald's. I thought he said Adam. And it is a horror slash psychological thriller. So we've got Gordon Ramsay in a McDonald's, and it's a horror psychological thriller. Let me start this one.

60 seconds on the clock. We are starting with Geordi. Gordon Ramsay is going in and doing a show of Kitchen Nightmares. And inside the Kitchen Nightmares, he's going to do a sleepover at the McDonald's. Kyle. Kind of like a sitting. But as soon as he gets there, he realizes the manager is not what he

seems. He thought this guy was just an incompetent cook, but it turns out there's a little bit more than french fries and burgers being sold at McDonald's these days. When he opens the freezer, he finds vials of green stuff lined around the coolers. He also sees a very un-messy cooler, which he's upset about.

So what he does is he takes the vial and brings it to the manager to try to get his opinion on them. Kyle. The manager immediately injects Gordon with something from a needle and takes him prisoner. Then he explains his entire story.

He's been reanimating the bodies of McDonald's workers in the backs with the green... And the bodies of the McDonald's workers, they actually start sprouting out plants. And the plants actually are cocoons for goblins that actually made the rule of the world.

So Gordon Ramsay, with the help of the fry cook, your time is up. Give me the name of your movie. Hang on a second. Plant Nightmares? Goblin time is up. Give me the name of your movie. Hang on a second Plant nightmares Neil bog I Thought ours was better

There plants in yours? I don't know where the plants came from! I really just wanted to have dead bodies in the cooler. I was going for the soil and green thing, and they're like, you know, we need a twist in this movie. We need to be like M. Night Shyamalan.

The shit he ejects into him makes plant people. M. Night Shyamalan and plant movies, you just can't do anything but excellence. If you guys are watching this on YouTube, go back and watch near the end of when Geordi was doing his description. You see the cocoon thing and Kyle's eyebrows raised. Like, all right, where is it going from here? And then the goblin things happen, and immediately he looks distraught. I'm like, oh, it's been shattered.

Throw it away. He's like, throw it away. I wanted to make it like Texas Chains Throw it away. He's like, throw it away. Get back from this. I wanted to make it like Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets McDonald's and Gordon Ramsay's there, you know? And Gordon Ramsay was going to become a superhero. They were going to inject him with the thing, make him, like, tell him their whole evil plan, chop off his hand. But he was going to come back, fight him off, have a cleaver as a hand, and he was going to save the day. But, you know.

No, but when he's added in that whole movie you guys made together, I'd greenlight that shit right there. It had plants and goblins and people growing. The shit that gets greenlit is shocking. We were watching, uh... Oh, by the way, points go to Team, um, SoftServe, by the way. Yeah. We accept them. I was watching Hoopie Plus last night, and an ad came on for this comedy on Fox. And it's got – who's that guy that played Uncle Jesse in – No, Uncle Jesse.

Not Dave Coulier. Oh, John Stamos? John Stamos. It's got John Stamos. I thought Dukes of Hazzard's Uncle Jesse. Carry on. It's got John Stamos as a grandfather in a modern comedy scenario. And I was like, what a bullshit show.

Who greenlit that? And my girlfriend was like, well, you come up with a better show. And I literally took five seconds and I went, all right. So John Stamos is a PTSD counselor. And every week he gets a new soldier from OPC who comes in and he solves their problems. First week, he's got a woman who's got PTSD and she can't talk about what happened. But it turns out that her superior officer, who's been buddy-buddy with her the whole time and super supportive, actually

sexually assaulted her. And it's kept going. Inside a shipping container. Sure, why not? It was just, the shit that's on network television is so bad. And her feet are turnips. Yeah! You had gay Batman. They did have gay Batman.

We had to add horror thriller in there. It was a rom-com, man. Yeah, that was tough. I think a rom-com is harder to set up than a horror. Kyle was really going somewhere. That's why I was like, we gotta switch this right now and make it interesting. And it got interesting real quick.

Score is 10 to 7 we can do another one of those if you doesn't even matter doesn't matter doesn't matter how does it let me because it would be 10 to 8 otherwise I'm making this one worth five fucking points it's the last game with the fucking night supersize yeah it is it's. Excuse me. Why don't you enable your camera for all of us? Back and forth I would take that free point if I could Give him you didn't obviously could not give him access to his camera. Let's start the whole call This is to see if we can get it all right. I'll be right back

All right, Wings cameras working, Kyle's is working, and last time Chiz's came like a... Chiz's is here now for me and then there's Taylor. I don't know. Taylor, you can see yours in the bottom center? Yeah, mine's working perfectly. It's got to be bandwidth. I think the root of this problem is, why are you using the built-in laptop mic? I think it's bandwidth.

I'm not sure. The built-in laptop camera, not the mic. Yeah. Yeah. Because I don't have a giant setup. Okay. So I was hoping that would work, but we don't have another plan. Oh, well. We'll have to do well on work But we don't have another plan

Oh well we'll have to do well on this Because we don't get a free point Alright Alright give me a person Give me the deal Interesting Kyle's camera just went away Even though it was here I think it's bandwidth 2

He was really pixelated You're back. Alright. Really washed out. Gonna give this one to Kyle and Wings first because you did lose the last one. Now, this is an interesting

one, so you really gotta own it. Vladimir Putin in a shoe shop. Who? Vladimir Putin. Okay. Okayin in a shoe shop who vladimir putin okay okay in a shoe shop and it's an inspirational coming from behind sports movie oh my god i've okay so so vladimir putin you should work oh hold on i didn't start the time i just wanted to give you your prompts all right we'll start now with Kyle. One minute on the clock. Vladimir Putin gets kicked out of office

and disgraced. He goes back to his roots. His father used to work with prosthetics. So, with his combined knowledge of prosthetics and cobblery... Wings. He starts... He starts, uh... Wrestling fucking bears. I don't know. Kyle. He starts, uh... Wrestling fucking bears. I don't know. Kyle.

He starts up a shoe store that makes shoes for the handicapped. They're actually mine victims from all the evil that he'd done back in the day, shipping all those weapons overseas. So now he's making shoes for these mine victims. I don't get how this is tying into sports at all. It's not a sports thing. It's an inspirational...

Oh my god, we suck. I suck. He meets a young boy from Iran, who his forces had actually caused to lose his feet. He makes him a special pair of shoes, and the boy is once again able to play soccer. He plays for the Iranian national team, and they win gold.

What's the name of the movie? What's the name of the movie what's the name of the movie whose shoes shoe in Putin or Putin's a shoe in I don't know you don't get to help come up it's called the cobbler to Putin's in charge oh my god it might be a better movie than the cobler. All right. Woody and Taylor. Let's see if you can beat that one. This is Charlie Day. Wait, wait.

Oh, from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No, remember, this is not Charlie Kelly. It's Charlie Day. But help me. It is this. Yeah, it's the guy. Well, I said from Always, but okay. But I'm saying it's the actor, not his character. Thank you.

Okay. So Charlie Day in an ice cream truck, and it's a psychological thriller. All right? I need a moment. Well, I'm going to start with Taylor. Do you want to give us a different actor so we don't feel like we're being derivative of the last one we did? It's Tom Hanks in an ice cream truck, and it's a psychological thriller. Okay?

I'm going to start with Taylor. 60 seconds on the clock starting now. All right, so Tom Hanks is a guy down on his luck. He decides that he's going to invest in an ice cream truck because that's all that's ever made him happy is making kids a little smile in their day. While he's doing this, he comes across a vagabond. And he decides to take that vagabond in as a partnership. They go from suburb neighborhood to suburb neighborhood tom hanks with the intention of just delivering ice cream but

the vagabond has more sinister intentions on one evening tom decides that since he's not feeling well he'll give the vagabond full control of the truck when he goes to meet him the next morning at their usual location the ice cream has been replaced with an unidentifiable frozen goo. The frozen goo was actually customers. It's been reported in the news that there's missing children, and Tom Hanks starts to make one and one equal two. Taylor.

The vagabond at this point convinces Tom through some manipulation to just come with him and he could show everything was alright. They arrive at a warehouse outside the city. Tom Hanks walks out, at which point the vagabond shuts the door. That's it. That's it.

That's your movie. Cliffhanger. And you call it soft serve hard luck. I'll take it. That was once again pretty good. I did start to notice you felt like you knew when I was going to change between people and you noticed it didn't and hung it on you a bit there, Woody. I was trying to prompt you to do changes.

You're like, and pause. I'm done. Taylor picking up from here and you're like, and the goo is people. That's where I fucked up. Real direct. You'd always change in the middle of an idea and I was like, where the fuck was Kyle going with this? You have to be listening to what Kyle's saying, too. You could have picked it up.

I also feel like me and Woody had a good chemistry there when I included the vagabond thing. Because I first thought that he knew exactly where to go. When you said that when you gave the prompts, I thought it had to be a sports comeback story that had involved Vladimir Putin. And bears. So, like, I was creating my own thing.

That was an adjustment for me, Taylor. Tom Hanks was my bad guy. He was in the shoe shop. The Vagabond came along and was like, fuck. He had to be there. Yeah, but the shoe shop could have been a small section of it. It's inspirational. The whole story has to take place inside the school.

The movie all takes place in the shoe shop. So what's the final score? Oh, you guys won. So whatever I... The points don't matter. 12 to 7, something like that. 1,000 to 7. Oh, it was a five-point thing.

It doesn't matter. Well, I just said 1,000 to 7. It doesn't matter. There you go. Improv. You two could go on the road together. Kyle, you could join them. We could make dozens of quarters with our talent.

You know what? We should start a podcast. I think this would be fun if it weren't competitive and it was just all of us taking the story one after another and seeing where it gets to. That would be kind of a fun thing. We'll do that next episode. I thought that was really fun too. I like that.

Well, they are knocking on my door. Hope is in a fun thing. We'll do that next episode. I thought that was really fun too. Well, they are knocking on my door. Hope is in a play tonight. Let's cross our fingers and wish her broken legs. Good luck. Good luck. Good show, everybody. See you later, guys.