Painkiller Already - PKA 670 W/ Hutch: Is The Blame Truth Beef Real, Racy Biden Picture Leaks, Danis vs Paul Was Horrible

Episode Date: October 21, 2023

pka 670 with our guest hutch nice to see you taylor this episode of pka is brought to you by pharaoh distro and blue chew and of course lock and load we'll talk more about all of them later hutch it's been a while thanks for coming back thanks for inviting me when was the last time i was on it was it about i want to say like a year ago something like that yeah it blends every episode blends together at some point where you're right yeah i can't remember two weeks ago we had weeks ago who we had hutch we have blame truth on the show every so often and i think there's some genuine animosity on his side what's on your side uh that's a good question i gotta i gotta be honest like at this point in my life i don't

have a lot of genuine animosity for like anyone i'm just i'm getting older i'm chilling out so i i haven't had any kind of interaction with him in quite some time there was like some effort to build a bridge and so he has like a podcast where he discusses cod i think it's called the codcast and i went on his podcast and uh everything was fine and then there wasD. I think it's called the CODcast. And I went on his podcast. And everything was fine. And then there was like a little spat. It's usually about the SPMM stuff and skill-based matchmaking. Yeah. But I haven't had any kind of interaction

with him in a while. I hope he's doing well. I'm not even being petty or anything like that. I just, I don't have a lot of space for that anymore in my life. yeah i'm not listen i'm not above like being really petty sometimes like i have it in me to be super juvenile and immature but honestly on this part i don't give it a lot of thought and yeah there's not like any active hostility every time every time we talk to him he's just like

fucking the hutch and it's hilarious because I've never seen such a dispute over something that to me is as retarded as skill-based matchmaking. There's no big, it's not like you're arguing over religion or politics. It's like, I want lobbies of shitheads that I can just massacre. And it's like, no, you shouldn't have that. And it's like, that is the impetus. I love the argument, though. I don't want to reh rehash it i don't want to rehash the argument but i love the argument because i see both sides semi-equally and and and obviously like as a player you have an opinion and then if you're asked as like hey this game over here in a vacuum what do you think

it should be like maybe you have a different opinion. So it's a fun thing to hash back and forth. It's a good topic, but he takes it very personally, I've noticed. He gets upset about it. We're always telling him you guys should do one of those YouTube boxing matches, especially because of the stature difference. Well, I put on a little bit of weight. It all went to my gut, so I'd have to do some kind of conditioning. Of course.

I'm actually going to train for six months and be ready to kill. To cause trouble. But I think I'm on team blame truth with this one. No, Hutch has got the reach advantage by far. I meant about skill-based matchmaking, not the fight. Oh, okay. I wasn't clear. I would take Anthony over me in a fight.

Let's just put that to rest right now. That dude is yoked. He got ripped, bro. He is ripped now. He's gotten into fitness. In my opinion, I can't play with my friends. My friends are too good, and they ruin it for me. Mine are too.

It didn't used to be that way. We spoke about this last time. I think my point that I made back then, and I'll try to make the point again really conc concisely is like that is like a really valid perspective if you're not having a good time that's your subjective experience i'm not going to tell you you're wrong i'm just saying like if we're expecting video game studios to loosen matchmaking parameters such that it actually eats away at their player base and and drops their player retention that like i assume we're all capitalists here like nobody you know no business

owner is going to make a decision that would intentionally drop the player count and i think yeah go ahead i was going to interject that a different game with a similar situation to sea of thieves are you familiar with the whole controversy there that's been going on for years though tell us um um who's the fucking i i love him on twitch maybe summit thank you um summit was often at the center of this but sea of thieves has this sort of it's a pirate simulator at its heart and it's beautiful to sail in sea of thieves with three your boys get trim the sails to the left you fucking play your harpsichord and i'll steer and you get the fucking spyglass up the up the ladder and look for sharks it's fun but and a lot of people play it that way and they

go through this little story mission they go fight ai skeletons for these chests of gold then they buy fancy sails for the boat and that's all they want to do. The hardcore players are PvP masters. They know how to, like, the fastest way, the meta to switch between this gun to that gun, to, like, bop-a-da-bop-bop, kill somebody. Like, you normally fight to take 15 seconds. Summit kills you in two seconds, and you're like, wait, what happened?

Then your boy's dead. Then his boy's dead. Then the ship's sinking. The summit was asleep in the bottom. Wait, literally camp his character out asleep in the bottom of your boat and hide till you do three hours of work then sink your shit take all your loot and sail away because it's a pirate game some of those clips are really impressive too like i don't play the i don't play the game but i'm watching it and it's like wild what some of those pvp players are doing with that game so i think they finally split the worlds uh and they made it so that if you want to be go off and do your thing

you can and they're making it so if you want to be a sweat lord you're just going to have to do like pvp basically and fight other people who just want to shoot back and forth but that's not what piracy is right piracy at its heart right if we're talking about that let's go pick on the weakest people we can find with the most treasure let's find a fat dutch trading vessel with incense and true so that so there was a player base needs to be served so there was a matchmaking debate in that community as well is that what was going on a big deal yeah yeah okay i don't remember the last time i checked and some had sworn off the game because of the developers changing. I think you could sum it up like this.

The herbivores didn't want to play with the predators, right? The, the cat. And, and they decided to split the player bases and I can see why they would, but Kyle's like in real life, the cannibals don't eat the other cannibals.

Largely. They prey on the deer and the cows and the sheep. Yeah. It seems like the other cannibals, largely. They prey on the deer and the cows and the sheep. Yeah. Seems like the other people should be playing Raft. Like, where you kind of SimCity your Raft. They should, because Raft is fun. Raft is really fun. Although I will say this to you two, I don't know if you've ever played Sea of Thieves, but if

you roleplay, if you put on your pirate voice, you pick out which... Yeah, my guy's got a peg leg for sure. I'm not too agile. And play it that way and go find it, bury treasure, you pick out what shit yeah my guy's got a peg leg for sure i'm i'm not too agile and like play it that way and go do go find it uh bury treasure following maps all around for three hours that shit is really fun yeah and i can't pvp that well anyway not well enough not like them it's scary that was back when you were in your rum drinking phase too oh yeah you get some rum all right you gotta make yourself some homemade grog when you get out there. It's a good time.

It's an amazing pirate game. Al couldn't smoke. I think it's pretty telling that all of these studios, except for Escape from Tarkov, but all of these studios eventually get to a place where they add stricter matchmaking. And some of them have been more like forward about it like so um the fall guys team of developers they just straight up said in their discord like look we get it that our hardcore og players are finding the game is very sweaty right now and they're not

having as good of a time but what we're observing is that when a new player plays the game and gets stomped out two times in a row they just uninstall the game and we don't we don't think that's acceptable as a as a as a studio and so they essentially said like we don't really have like a like a choice you know um so yeah it's it's just you can have your preferences but if you start like screaming at infinity ward for adding skill-based matchmaking i just don't think you're operating in reality you know like i don't think you're just acknowledging certain unavoidable truths i suppose yeah i saw a story the other day maybe it was fake i'm gonna pretend like it was real because it's funny it's more fun when it's real yes the guy said something he had done something

like refurbish and donate a ton of old uh xboxes to like this uh this children's hospital and he had loaded them all up with like cod 3 so he could populate lobbies for himself he's and he's like you guys don't understand it's it's disabled children who've never loaded the game up before. Oh my God. You can get some sick clips. That game is gas. Yeah, no one played COD 3 even when it came out. Everybody kept playing COD 2. It was one of those throwbacks that everybody liked to go back to.

COD 2 would fit that description, right? A game you could play, multiplayer, was semi-popular. It was the king before COD 4. Every lobby was a private lobby so in that in that game you would go into a lobby and there would be one leader of the part the lobby and they alone decided okay we're gonna play like free for all and we're gonna do it on this map or whatever um are you talking about three cod 2 oh i remember it like that okay yeah it wasn't like matchmaking where you hit find match and it throws you into just like a game where the where the game is doing all that deciding there was like one host that would decide everything uh but this was like this was the really

early days of xbox live it was like a launch game i think was was cod two yeah i remember in the late days of cod 4 you you started playing cod 2 again and i'm sure i'm not the only one here that that was like yep i'll join too and just and it was the same thing uh like just getting slaughtered on some desert map i'd never played before yeah but that was a cool game um if i remember correctly when you ads it's like and here's your scope fuck that was fast it was yeah yeah and the the reticle on the sniper didn't like meet all the way in the middle and so you kind of just had to get the guy somewhere in those three because it had the two horizontal ones and the bottom for the yeah and you would still kill i don't remember

which gun that was yeah there were like four different snipers and each one had a different reticle the springfield had the one that was just a regular cross and then i think the one you're thinking i think that was the car i think that was just a regular cross, and then I think the one you're thinking, I think that was the car. I think that was the car 98. That may have been it. Because I remember in private lobbies in COD 2, the person administering it,

or at least among my friends, would be like, hey, that's two snipers on one team. Only one sniper per team, because they were far and away so much better than everything else. Shotguns were unusable in that game. Really?

And SMG. Did they have shotguns? Maybe I'm thinking SMG. They had shotguns. Yeah, definitely. I really and sn or did they have shotguns i'm thinking maybe i'm thinking smg yeah definitely um i don't know about you guys though i'm just i'm at a point now with my gaming career that i i can't like cod is not enough to sustain me for a year like i usually get like one or two months and maybe maybe like i'll go like i'm kind of bored with brs now so like i'm playing a ton of single player games now i'm just having a having a blast what are you playing yeah dude i played so many games in the last year like i played witcher 3 for the first

time god of war then i played ragnarok when that came out i played the spider-man remake death stranding is like now one of my favorite games of all time have you played doom i have not played doom and everybody tells me to play it are you talking about the newer ones right yeah yeah i played the newest one i really enjoyed it uh it opened i haven't been gaming much lately not like i used to and it opened my eyes to how much talent i had lost it's a really fast place uh fast pace it is right yeah and also there's a lot of vertical aiming like this like you fly through the air while shooting things yeah yeah so if your skill set's based on like everyone being on your plane then that's something to adjust to but uh there's top of the controller probably probably a lot easier

with a mouse and keyboard for a mouse and keyboard um the um there's four skill levels that are normal and then there's two that are like super extreme like maybe you never heal the whole way or like you can't take any hits but of the four i started on two which is the second easiest and occasionally i dropped it to like it's insulting the lowest level is like don't hurt me daddy or something like that yeah it's my first time for moments yeah i don't like being bullied by the difficulty screen on games because that happens sometimes i love bullying video games because it's bullying in real life and i like that to be mirrored in my artificial universes it should hurt it should be mean when you when you lose and things go poorly you should think about it when you go

to sleep that night i don't know how many times i played tarkov went to bed and been like wasted eight hours of my fucking day and now i'm gonna dream about my failures you know it's it can it hurts that much i've been doing a bunch i'm compelled to explain the monsters regenerated infinitely and i didn't know how to kill the monster generator so i was like alive at the higher skill level for 45 minutes something really long and i never got past it it's like trying to beat nazi zombies or something if you don't know so that's why i lowered the difficulty i just kept dying yeah i've been really digging like very difficult games because i got into fromstops because of elden ring and i just had such an amazing time playing that game and it just ever since i played that game now i whenever i play a game i want to play

it on the hardest difficulty so when i played the new jedi survivor game which i don't know if you guys played either fallen order or jedi survivor but they're both like fucking dope um but yeah i want to play on the hardest difficulty i'm playing through hogwarts legacy again just because i fucking really like that game and i'm hardest difficulty is like still too easy so i can't believe you didn't participate in the boycott with us oh it's fucking ridiculous the amount of virtue signaling that went on during that time was just insane and they did it to the wrong game if it was some shitty like pump it out in three months of development time but no they tried to go after a game of the year candidate like it's incredible i haven't played much of it i've

watched people play it and i'm like all right when i have time to play it to devote myself to that game i'll play that game it looks wonderful and i love harry potter big harry potter nerd nerd i'm a pothead and uh i'm looking forward to the fucking game it's fun they did they do the combat loop so well in that game so if the combat itself wasn't that good then the game would have like really suffered i mean the open world stuff is really cool but you need some kind of satisfactory loop and they just they did the the wand magic battles just so well and uh twice now i don't think i understand the term combat loop can you explain that yeah it's like so if you have a game like say um just for example like i don't know what's a good example of this i mean a combat loop is just it's just a lot of these big

open world games they're repetitive by their very nature you can't do like a gamer you can you can dive 80 hours into it and not have some kind of repetition so you have to have some kind of like combat system so like in far cry you know there's a lot of like outposts that you individually liberate like one at a time or whatever and so you're just going from outpost to outpost and even if you don't touch the single player campaign you can you know you're doing these sort of like repetitive behaviors in slightly different settings yeah and if you do that those combat systems well it's you know that's what you call like a combat loop and so if you if you if you do it if your

combat loop is satisfying and it's fun you don't mind that it's repetitive because you're having fun doing it every single time yeah okay that's kind of the general yeah i think i had that in borderlands maybe did you uh yeah yeah yeah definitely i played a bunch of balder's gate i'm still playing that uh that to me is one of the greatest games of all time now i like it more than oblivion or skyrim i like it more than any more than skyrim it's better dude i keep hearing it's like the best game of the last 10 years and i i've been afraid to touch it because i don't i've never played dnd it's just never interested me i never had either and now i want to if i if i had good creative smart intelligent people playing dnd with me who were experienced even now i kind of want

to do that i'll dress them in a fucking costume but this game um i i just remember a couple of fallout sequels after new vegas everyone every time one comes out everybody's like good god this this uh this dialogue system is shit it doesn't matter it's basically yes or no but with a bunch of colorful language like what the fuck it doesn't matter if i'm a retarded character or a genius a scientist or a farmer i've still got the same yes or no and then some bullshit hidden among starfield dialogue was very like, no matter what you said, it always ended up in the same... There was no... Your dialogue didn't really affect the game.

How come? It's frustrating. There weren't various paths to take. They're disguising the fact that you're on rails because they didn't spend the dev time. Baldur's Gate took, I don't know, a decade to make or some shit. If you just happen to be a rock gnome talking to like a devil person, whatever the fuck they're called, a tiefling, you'll have a slightly different dialogue option that you'll never see again unless you have that exact matchup.

And you'll gain access to areas that you wouldn't otherwise. Because somebody will be like, oh, hello, brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't seen another human down here in weeks. That's what all my pals in chat are telling me is that the, excuse me, by the way, I'm just getting over a little sickness. But everybody I know that's enthusiastic about this game, they're all saying the same thing, which is the dialogue and the choices that you make are enormously consequential in that game and it was weird

because it came out i think like right around the same same time as as starfield and so that was like a bit of a contrast yeah it's very consequential in balder's gate i played with kyle for a bit and then i played with some friends maybe a month after that's like a month or two ago now and i accidentally robbed a corpse didn't mean to i was going skyrim rules of like you see a dead body you go over you hit a or click it and then you pick up the stuff and i didn't realize that that guy's friends who were standing around i was treating them like white run guards yeah yeah not like balder's gate guards. And so I just walked up, I looted this body who I guess was like, what the fuck are you doing,

bro? And immediately they were like, stop thief. And they arrested me and they were like, you can go to jail or you can pay a fine. And I was talking to my other noob friends and I was like, Hey guys, just come get me out of jail real quick.

I don't want to pay this fine. And so I went to jail and then they show up to get me and they're like oh i don't have a lock picking break-in kit let me google where to get that and then they were like oh this is like a couple hours ahead and i'm like all right and i'm like i'm like naked wandering around myself trying to figure it out i quit after that so because of my own i was stuck in jail i would have been stuck in jail for hours of real time while my friends so you were stuck in jail because you were still thinking of it like every other game we've ever played in doom that that woody loves and i do too those games are fucking sick and the story's so fun and it was my fault i'm not saying it's big

every time you approach building a a spider-man is going to burst through that wall over there and his minions are going to come down from the sky and every you know it's going to be the same every time in this game if you know that you can sneak up cast some sort of cloudy spell walk over there put some explosive barrels where all the enemies are about to appear and like set your own like crazy ambush up for them i really didn't like the turn-based combat at first, but it grew on me to be this thing where I'm trying to be as efficient and good at it as I can.

I played that one on the hardest difficulty for sure. You really need to. Baldur's Gate is the greatest game I've played in a long time. I played a bunch of Diablo 4 when it came out, like a bunch. Dude, we played a ton of that. You know what, though? It's too repetitive.

That game, I had the repetitive that's the that game i i had the strangest experience with that game because i dumped like 80 hours into it in like a week and a half i was so into that game and in an instant like i remember vividly i was on my bed i was playing with a controller and i'm about to do another hell tide for the fucking sixth time in the last two days and and i just stopped and asked myself like do i really about to do another hell tide for the fucking sixth time in the last two days and and i just stopped and asked myself like do i really want to do this like why why am i doing this and i didn't have a good answer and i'm like okay i think i'm good and i just uninstalled the game right like it flipped on a dime for me which is weird so like can you complain about a game

that you got 80 hours from or you know like it's hard to like critique games in that way because i had a blast playing the game i would recommend that people play the game but if you're looking for uh you know something that's going to sustain you for 200 hours 300 hours i just don't think diablo 4 has got the got the goods for that it had the same problem that a lot of pokemon games have where like i was the whole time like man my necromancer is getting better and better soon i'll be able to have an infinite supply of corpses and then i can explode them and every exploded corpse creates 1.3 additional corpses and so by the end of the battle so yeah and so like i and then it got to that point where my combat was literally walking into a group of

people and it got to the point i could just cast a curse and then hold B and it was, and everything melts around you. And it's like, Oh well shit. Now there's no challenge whatsoever in this. Even the butcher is getting fucked up before he can get to me. Like there's no, the same way.

Like when I play a Pokemon game, like once every four or five years, I re-remember that's a franchise that exists and i'm like i want to see what fucking pokemon's up to and then you finally do get your team to like post elite four level greatness and you're like oh man now that everyone's right where i want them to be i have no interest whatsoever well and everything scales like everything scales to you so the whole time you're leveling up the world is scaling up with you commensurately like to be at your so you're never like you're never oh yeah and so you know a game like like hogwarts legacy for example there's some areas where if you go in and try to pick a fight they're

gonna fuck you up because you're just so under level for that area but in diablo like everything is like so that so the whole leveling system just feels like continuously too so in this instance you just got a little stronger and the scorpion you were about to cast a spell on also got stronger you never really get the feel the exactly yeah exactly except there are occasion occasionally you'll get that perfect roll on your item and it'd be okay now the combo goes off because that's what that game felt like to me it felt like um magic the gathering get making a card combo go off it's like oh my winona just tripped get fucked yeah but in diablo it's

literally the same exact like it's like a sequence of like five inputs and then you're just doing that sequence over and over at least with like trading card games there's going to be some variation you know sometimes you pull that card sometimes you don't pull that card or whatever exactly and yeah so it's frustrating did you guys happen to play the um one for three beta or now i have not played a cod in years so i played when i when a game comes out i put a tremendous amount of time in it real fast um dark tide came out and i burnt out on that game in like like 220 hours and three weeks or something stupid every time. So when COD came out last year, same thing. I maxed all that shit out, unlocked all that shit,

dealt with the UAV not working the way I wanted it to, and just eventually got to my level cap, basically, where, all right, this is as good as I am. These people I'm playing against are as good as i can i am yeah they're never gonna let these people i'm playing against are as good as me and i'm i'm not getting any better because i'm i'm 30 fucking six years old like i'm not getting better at cod this year yeah so i got burnt out on that i got burnt out on that i don't think i'm going back to cod this year it's interesting i mean did you did you guys know they're bringing back like the the the launch slate of maps is literally the same 16 maps

that launched with modern warfare 2 yeah really 2009 yeah so they're okay that might actually get guns too uh the guns i don't know somebody will look up mw2 scar on favela uh like that chop chop chop chop like i don't think they're bringing about the guns i mean they're like there's like a version of the acr they. I don't think they're bringing back the guns. I mean, there's a version of the ACR. They call it something else because they're no longer using those names anymore. And then there was the Striker, which was the UMP. But there's also new guns. But yeah, they're basically doing a nostalgia bomb.

Because on social media, Modern Warfare 2 got shit on because they did some things that kind of slowed down the movement and and you could argue like encourage more kind of campy behavior and even though the game was like tremendously successful they just got a lot of shit on social media and so did you say caught caught well i mean i feel like even more than usual last year when we play when i've played recently the last few years we've tried to use all of the equipment and uh be as shitty as possible and uh and like uh kill confirmed we'll go up high into a building or a trailer so they have to go upstairs to get to us yeah set up those microwaves at the doors and um what's the whatever the thing is you throw down that anybody throws a grenade or anything a trophy system Trophy systems and microwaves

and all of us aiming at a door camping just being scumbags. And I'm sure that we were complained about or that play style was complained about because we do that all night. Well, they made movement way faster in this game. Slide canceling is now built

into the game and I don't know if you guys know what that is, but you used to have to do like a little button like a three button press thing where it's like i don't even know how to do it on a controller but in this game now if you if you're sliding you just hit a and it'll cancel the slide and and so they're they're like very specifically catering to the crowd of people online that were like really angry about all the changes last year and then they're just throwing a nostalgia bomb at everybody. And I'm gonna, I'm curious to see like if it's received well,

or if people are just going to accuse them of being, uh, was it slide, slide weapon swap? Yeah. It was like a four button press or whatever. Um, I saw the halo to fucking BXR and people.

Yeah. So they just, they just baked it into the game now they're like there's like your your your tactical sprint recharges while you're sprinting now it used to be before you'd have to like slow down and like you'd have to do a sprint cancel and you just do that over and over again so you're doing these like annoying button presses just constantly as you're like traversing the map in war zone and and so yeah i mean i don't know i i gave up on trying to figure out if people are gonna like the new cod and i just and so yeah i mean i don't know i i gave up on trying to figure out

if people are going to like the new cod and i just say like listen i'm going to play for like a month or two probably going to have a good time and then i'm going to move on to something else whatever multiplayer games are tough like i'm not an active enough gamer to be good anymore and i'm 50 like would am i seriously going to get good can i compete in these lobbies even if i try my hardest i when you said they're going to reuse all the maps from back in your heyday woody i thought oh so i'll be just as good as i used to be now there's a lot more holding me back than just map knowledge it's gonna blow i'm gonna get my shit pushed in maybe i belong in single player they added i added 50 hp so like monomorph or, you start with 100 HP. And in this game, you have 150 HP.

So the gunfights are like, it's more about, it's less about like flick and having good flick accuracy and just flicking on someone really fast. And then killing him in two bullets like you could in Modern Warfare 2. And now you have to be good at something called tracking where it's like, you know, you're literally like tracking the guy. It was flick and like anticipation. I always thought anticipation was probably more important than reaction time i think if you want to get us hooked on a game it needs to be an escape from tarkov clone with no fucking guardrails uh some real anti-cheat and uh and and you gotta have two different worlds one that wipes and one that doesn't

and what is a guardrail what do you mean by that i mean that i think if like activision made that game it we would make sure that things weren't as rough on new players like that game is brutal you i mean we've talked about before how if you're bad if you were really bad you didn't have guidance help then you would run out of money you would run out of everything in your stash down to your last item, and you'd be injured from the last time you tried to play. You need a Sherpa.

You need a Sherpa. I wouldn't want that to change. I love how hardcore that game is and how you sort of earn your way into a club of depression. I really enjoyed Escape from Tarkov. They have services. earn your way into a club of depression but we don't sure because we have a podcast like i really enjoyed escape from tark they have services you know it's it's easy to get a sherpa people love doing that shit that game is and that game doesn't have any skill-based matchmaking too but they're

like specifically catering to a hardcore audience that's the difference like they are like they're looking for the people that are going to spend eight hours a day playing that game. Yeah, it's not a casual game at all. And DMZ was like interesting, but ultimately just wasn't rewarding enough. So like if if Call of Duty did something like where they where they went more hardcore than what DMZ was, but not quite as hardcore as escaping from Tarkov. I feel like they could actually like get a lot of regular players if they if they did it right but yeah yeah it's definitely too intimidating for like because kyle's offered before to me and been like hey you should hop on and try out you know tarkov and we'll tell you when to use your chapstick and what brand of band-aids to use and yeah yeah

how to repair those are real things like in my head when you say those things to me i'm like that is so boring to me like the thought that i would have to concern myself with with minutiae that doesn't really have to do with the the furtherance of the game the fighting and i get like really wanting to do it oh if you think the game's about fighting you know balder's gate being fun you know you're doing a bunch of minutiae there but it all wanting to do it. Oh, if you think the game's about fighting. Baldur's Gate being fun. You're doing a bunch of minutiae there, but it all has to do with the evolution of your character and the story. If we were to try to play Tarkov, we would make it more about scavenging.

It would be a scavenger Indiana Jones type game. And you'd need to go into it with that mindset, or you would be incredibly disappointed. Because if you went in like when do we get to the gunfight it's like as soon as you want to die bro just let me know like run that way and you'll be dead in 15 seconds if you i think you just run that way and i don't want to be a burden to the rest of my team like when the stakes are that high that you're like picking what scent cologne to not scare off the forest bears or whatever whatever. I don't want to bother everyone.

But what I've learned. I played a couple of wipes. And I was really into Tarkov at a point. And at first. You are absolutely a burden. Look I've got to build my own business. Before I can start supporting your family. But once I'm there.

And I've got like. Passive money generators. And all this shit. I'm loaded with cash. I'm more than happy've got passive money generators and all this shit, I'm loaded with cash, I'm more than happy to bring a friend along and just enjoy your company. I've got extra money. Yeah. Makes sense. But the game that's probably best for that,

that I keep wanting to get you into, is Rust. Because it's similar in a lot of ways. Isn't that even more intense than Tarkov? Yeah. But it's not as complicated because you're like a naked man in the wilderness. Your cock's out. We can have fun with that. You can have fun at Rust

at the lowest level of Rust. And you can find service where people won't bully you. Whereas Tarkov, you can't do those things. You go into Tarkov and start goofing around like making accents and wearing silly clothes. You're at the mercy won't bully you whereas tarkov you can't do those things you go into tarkov and start goofing around like making accents and wearing silly clothes you you're at the mercy of ai and other and teenagers with too much time on their hands they're gonna kill you but uh in rust we could go in there and role play and and just your dick is literally out like and the game in rust i think the first time

you log in and like hey i'm I'm Taylor. I bought Rust. It's like, here's your character forever, Taylor. She's a woman with weird tits and a small short cropped afro. And you're like, damn. And that's forever. I'm always going to be that Asian man. Okay, I like that. That's pretty funny.

I'm an Asian man, you know, forever. And he used to have a big dick, but i swear to god there was an update where they like made all the dicks closer to to some some some sort of median so because i bet some people had got micro penises and got shit on but i swear my dick used to be bigger there's nothing wrong with micro people shouldn't shit on those they're cool in cyberpunk you could you could actually customize the length of your dick in that game i think i think there's three choices but there might just be two like i guarantee you my theory is true that if guys could choose their own penis size they'd all be too big 100 because it'd be a it'd be a cold war it'd be like well i saw a guy

walking around with an 11 inch flaccid penis i'm not gonna be the guy not yeah i'm gonna be one up to buy my neighbor i'm gonna have a totally non-functional 14-inch penis where every time I get hard, I go into a car. I get light-headed. I have a seizure. The way I fuck is with a series of rubber bands. See, this is the

quote-unquote woke stuff that doesn't bother me a bit. In Baldur's Gate, you can assign any genitals or top titties or no titties, whatever you want to call it to any character. And so I love that I've got that many vagina vaginal options. There's like four different Volvos. I did download a mod because I wanted to make some alterations here and there. But I thought that was awesome. I don't give a shit about what did you guys think of the Starfield pronouns debacle?

I don't think they know about it. So fill us in. You guys have no idea what I'm talking about? I heard something about it and I downloaded Starfield, but I didn't play yet because my buddies who were all into it were like, oh, don't even bother. It's not like Skyrim. Really?

It feels pretty similar to Skyrim to skyrim maybe i'll have to try it anyway but phil i put i put 200 i put 200 hours into that game i fucking put in the time i had a great time but then i had a similar experience like with diablo where i was like one day i was like i'm good like everything felt easy i had leveled my character up massively i had these like really powerful guns and i was like this just doesn't really feel that fun to me anymore but in that game when you're doing the character customization uh you choose like a male or female like body type or whatever and um then when you goes it goes to your name there is an option to customize your pronouns and it defaults

to the you know the cis option so like if you pick a male it'll default to he him if you pick a female it'll default to to she her so like if you want to engage in that system you have to like you know it doesn't force you to like choose a pronoun or whatever yeah and this one guy who's like he does a lot of like anti-woke stuff on on on youtube or whatever he filmed himself doing a rant for like two minutes where he is screaming with the passion of like a civil rights you know like champion from the fucking 60s like he's like a loser he is

so furious and then that sparked like a whole conversation on social media that stretched out for like a week but yeah some people were pissed about that but I'm surprised people actually kind of lights my it gives me joy that both sides have their snowflakes that you oh with like the who i just don't imagine was he mad about the rest of

the game was he like and also the fucking planes suck he would his thing was like he didn't like being current dead so like it for him it broke his immersion because apparently in his in his version of the future we'll get past all the silliness there's not going to be any pronouns or whatever uh but he was just like he was just he felt like it immediately it it uh it kicked him out of his experience and broke his immersion and then there was also you know spoiler alert mild spoiler alert there's a character in the game that reveals that she's the clone of a man she's not trans the character is not trans but she was cloned from a man yeah and he lost his shit there because he interpreted it to mean that she was trans and so at that point he was just and when you like you know when being sort of

like anti-woke is your whole thing then like when you're a hammer everything looks like a nail kind of a situation. And he just, yeah, he was furious. If that's how your bread is buttered, you're going to find a way to be upset about it. Yeah.

I just don't care about that. They should solve that by everyone. Not no pronouns, just ranks. Lieutenant Johnson, private Johnson. Now more ranks. Is that you?

Well, it's like, it's like an RPG. And when we're talking about RPGs, one of the best things that you can do if you're going to do an RPG, and I'm sure you guys know what Baldur's Gate is. I don't know what their character customization is like, but I assume it's really vast, right? That's going to be a strength.

You want as many options as you possibly can to customize your character in an RPG. It's forever. I made three or four characters before i actually started the fucking game because it's so vast and it's easy to be like i skipped a whole chapter of customizations my hair's the basic bitch hair i gotta go back i do remember we made fun of some some person maybe it was a group of people during balder's gate who were like i will not download this because there's a bear fucking an elf oh they didn't like the yeah people were mad about that yeah and all that is is if you're a druid you can take animal forms like like through through your wild magic and uh i there's lots of sex scenes like if you romance a character up you do

like three nice things for these people in a row and they'll suck your dick it's literally that there are speed runs on tiktok it's like fucking shadow heart in 40 seconds flat because it so you do like you stack three things in a in a row together so they're gonna fuck you they're gonna ask you though there's no rape they're like hey maybe later on and you have to say yes and then they come back again they're like hey you're ready to fucking bang you're like yes and then they take you to a cut scene and be like are you sure you want this dick and you're like yes give me that bear dick and then and only then does a bear fuck you and it's not dirty it's hilarious because while the bear is like mounting you they cut to a squirrel in a tree eating a nut and he's

like what the fuck i got cock blocked in witcher 3 did you guys play witcher 3 no i heard it was tried that's it's pretty awesome but yeah in that game i think so there's there's a scene where you go to a party with one of your like female companions that you can romance named Yennefer I don't know maybe you guys watch the show but there's like um or read the books but uh she got drunk at this party and she was like making moves on me in the game and I was like I'm gonna play it like I'm gonna play in real life like I would wait until she was in a and so every time she was trying to put the moves on me in the game I was turning her down not because I didn't want to fuck but because I didn't want to fuck, but because I didn't want to take advantage of a drunk girl.

And then the game interpreted that to me to mean that I wasn't interested. And so I didn't get any. She didn't give me any kind of options later on. Just like the real woman would. I was trying to like, look, whatever. It was a logical process in my mind. And I just got caught up with a man I don't even want to mess with a man who wouldn't try to drug me. You didn't go back to the same. If he wanted me, I'd try again.

No, I didn't save Scum. This is why Bill Cosby got more pussy than Hutch. Oh my fucking god, bro. Think about it. Think about how special that would make you feel, Taylor. If Dr. Bill Cosby went out of his way to drug you

for sex didn't he get out on a technicality didn't he get out because because they wasn't the thing that he he had given testimony before with an immunity deal and then for some reason when they got him they like went back on that immunity and then like went all the way up to the state supreme court or in whatever state they were in right in california wasn't it yeah he's free yeah last i checked he's free um i think he stopped faking blind uh and there's no way he's faking blind he has like elderly dog nonsense off his eyes that dude is absolutely blind I choose to believe he just rubs them for a little bit. They're not cloudy. Yeah.

I thought he was going back on tour. Like, I swear to God. He is. Oh, I heard something about that. I told them I'm going to go. If he's in Atlanta, I'm going to the Dr. Cosby show. He is. Wait, it's still happening? He's on tour now.

Him and OJ. Yeah, it's the... Wait, wait. He's touring with OJ? There's reviews of his tour. Oh, no, wait wait he's touring with oj there's reviews of his tour oh no wait no these are from 2015 what am i talking about never mind on ticket master he's oh no upcoming events rats you missed your opportunity cosby plans comedy tour in 2023 after prison released that was in december i don't know if he actually ever did it but yeah i don't think

so i i remember seeing that and vowing to go because why wouldn't you want to be a part of history i went to that trump rally years ago and i'm so glad i did i got to see that shit dude i want to go to one i really do like at least once in my life it feels like a trip to mac osmere as a trump supporter yeah you want to fit in like you don't have to cosplay as a trump supporter just don't cosplay as anything else yeah when i just could i just go in like pants and a white t-shirt like i feel like that would You don't have to cosplay as a Trump supporter. Just don't cosplay as anything else. Yeah, when I'm home. Could I just go in pants and a white t-shirt? I feel like that would be fine, right? Yeah, you're white. You're fine.

Is there a MAGA dress code? Maybe take that lip ring out. That is a dead end. No, nobody's going to fuck with you about that for real. No, I went to Hickory, North Carolina, and I read online. They're like, get there early, sugar, if you want a good seat,

because it's first come, first serve. You can't buy first row tickets. So're like, get there early, sugar, if you want a good seat. Because it's first come, first serve. You can't buy first row tickets. So I figured, man, I've just got to stay in Hickory, North Carolina overnight. So I drove up there, spent the night in Hickory, got up at four in the morning, maybe. We barely got any sleep. At five in the morning when we got in line, something like that. It was dark, very dark. Huge line.

Huge line of people. I was in like- Did you go with anybody or just by yourself to my girlfriend oh okay she was down so there we were in like the seventh or eighth row close enough i could have definitely nailed trump with my shoe like i could i could see his i could see chris christie's fat rolls and his silly socks wow you were close enough to see chris christie's fat he's in the nosebleeds let me tell you how much people loved him then i'll say that when did you go by the way this is in the midst of the 2016 run oh i got you um

in hickory north carolina which is a small like conservative town uh college town i think maybe but but he was late trump was there was fog was fog and Trump Force One couldn't land, couldn't descend through the fog. It wasn't Trump Force One yet. Let's get the lore right. I thought that's what he just called his private plane. He didn't call it Air Force One.

He was like four or five hours late to his own thing. He rolled in around lunchtime. Nobody was complaining. Not only that, they brought up a black preacher to talk about homosexuals and abortion and we all sang songs for hours and and nobody left i feel like if you're the type to go to any kind of political rally like you probably have some issues no disrespect to you because i feel like you went i feel like you you went in in an in an observatory like like you were just curious to see what it looked like i was an observer i i bought

merchandise though i bought these uh i just got them somewhere not trump stuff because that's kind of hacking but um these little buttons at the time that were like bomb the shit out of isis or like lock hillary up with hillary like behind bars these stupid little keepsakes from the thing oh how the turntables right on that one what do you guys think what percentage chance do you think trump ends up incarcerated i think it's uh i think it's a house arrest right i think it's a higher chance than i think woody or kyle do i don't think he'll be able to run i think some they'll like hit him with something that'll preclude it what do you mean okay do you mean i don't think he'll be able to run for office something will will land and he won't be able to

is my guess i've got a few bets on this uh and then like various trump bets because i find it so fascinating trump in general but there's different levels to that. So they could put him worst case scare, crazy case scenario is they put him in some private weird wing of a federal prison somewhere. They're like, this is where we just built a wing. Mr. Mr. Trump stays here. That's like crazy as it could get. Yeah. On the other end, as vanilla as it could be, there could be like house or house arrest. And that will extend to your plane and your like, and you'll be able to leave your house arrest at any time to campaign,

to do anything for this. They'll have all these reasons that he can get out of his house arrest that will allow him to continue being essentially Donald Trump, guy who runs for president when he wants your money. And he'll ignore what rules they do put on him. And if they try to come and arrest the guy running for president the secret service

is going to be like hang on a minute we can't turn him over to you so that there'll be none of that so that's that could happen that sort of we're giving you a third but i think 36 remember uh i love in uh godfather they are suspended as a sentence suspended Suspended as a sentence. When these guys had beaten and raped his daughter like bloody and ruined her face. And he doesn't understand the concept of a suspended sentence. And he wants justice, Godfather. That could happen too. One of those bullshit 50 years in prison.

But not really. Go away. Go live your life, billionaire Don. What about Taylor and Woody? what do you guys think have you read the indictments i'm curious yeah oh my god and it well i read the one on the documents case um we read all of them well i read all of them on stream like it's a lot there's a it took us some hours to get through those it's tough here's my thing he's guilty he's absolutely guilty even people who defend him don't say he's innocent they just say he shouldn't be punished there's hardly anyone on earth who doesn't know that he tried to like become president even though he didn't win the election there's no one on earth

that says he didn't mishandle documents keep them refuse, refuse them to give them back, etc. There's no one on earth on the civil trial who says he didn't inflate not just the value of his properties, but the basics, like the square footage of the properties. Or, you know, try to use weird comps to like, this is a social club, and I'm going to try to value it like the most expensive home in the history of the world, actually. He valued Mar-a-Lago as a private residence. When you're going for a loan. When he valued mar-a-lago when you're going for a loan when you go for a loan but when you're filing your taxes okay it doesn't it's a whole different thing yeah yeah um i could go on but he's absolutely guilty of all these things the question is will trump have consequences and i'm like well no of course he won't have

consequences one half of america doesn't want him to have consequences and two i've been watching this guy so i grew up in ocean city new jersey 15 miles from all these trump casinos he's never had consequences since i was young since before i had armpit hair yeah like yeah um so i just don't know how they'll i've been watching him for the last, what, eight years thinking they got them now. They got them now, right? The Russians emailed Trump jr. said, I got dirt on Hillary. He said, I love it. And now the overwhelming narrative is the whole Russia thing was a hoax that never happened, right? That his campaign manager gave the Russians their polling data so they could more effectively manipulate our voters.

And everyone just knows that was a fake story. And you can't trust the definition of Russiagate. I feel like it changes depending on who you talk to. Like some people think Russiagate is like. So when people said like they hacked the election, they're taking that literally. And they think that the accusation is like russia went in and changed votes or whatever but if you just define like i always define like russiagate it's just uh it wasn't even like collusion or secretive it just happened like in the open so absolutely donald

trump just said like hey you know russia if you help us find these emails you'll be greatly rewarded by our press and then literally hours later they're trying to do phishing schemes or whatever for the so like you know that that was like so it was their illegality there like there were some question marks but that would that didn't really shock me and be like was that bad i know you couldn't do that was that right out there who thought that was a bad idea to ask for some help from from a friend across the seas to attack that dirty nasty lady and everyone like mr mackie true she's a dirty nasty lady won't face consequences that's my opinion today anyway you don't think that one of these juries is going to find him guilty these are felonies this isn't

like he's not gonna get it's just based on the like i think a lot of people started noticing trump six years ago i started watching trump 35 years ago and he's never faced a consequence. Well, I think we're in the find out stage of the fucking around. I think I think like he was shielded by the presidency for a while and he no longer has that shield. And so it's up to a jury. Ultimately, I mean, it was juries that handed down these grand jury indictments. So like these prosecutors were able to convince people in four different districts to hand down. I remember he was bankrupt. He wasn't paying his creditors and then he got something like a 350 000 a month allowance

to like you know spend just you know walking around money and i was like like that's he doesn't get consequences he never has and it's not fair but if you're asking me to make a prediction it seems like he's dealing with a lot of consequences don't you think he's the melania should be more ride or die like like she he plucked her out of some village in slovenia or some shit she should be out in the out front being like you lie about my husband these are lies lies and she did a chain migration with her family too they got they did i thought she was like rich supermodel before trump is that not when we say supermodel like there's been like 10 ever right like no there's a whole or i guess you're right

i don't i couldn't name there's been like 10 or 20 supermodels ever if we want to really cindy crawford cindy crawford and tyra banks shields brooke shields wasn't she an actress she was an actress she started as like a 14 year old calvin klein jeans model oh my sexy 14 year old pussy and when i put on these calvins who's tom brady's wife fucking ads were like they were awful tom brady's wife ex-wife she's got more money than she's a supermodel tycoon s what do you call a lady tycoon tycoon an heiress just i was waiting on you um but no seriously um she was a model and uh one of the things that that i think goes back and forth is whether the more racier pictures uh that are nudes or her or not but i've i've seen some like nudes is that even in doubt like i feel like that's a hundred

percent that it's her i've seen yeah in like in some of them but i've seen all sorts of crazy pictures where i don't know that's her are you talking about you'll see full-on pornography and then everything in between are you talking about tom br Brady's wife? No, we're on Melania. Melania's taking some topless pictures. I think even bottomless pictures, but you don't see labia or anything. Have you seen... Kyle is like, there are some

where she's fucking getting DP'd. I'm not sure they're real. I don't think she had sex with that donkey. Have you guys seen how fucking enormous Baron is? He's like six foot nine, dude. He is enormous. Yeah, we should make, let's make, let's get out of this whole voting thing.

Let's make Baron King. His name is already Baron. Can you imagine a better regal name than Baron? Other than like Duke. No, we have their kids fight as their champions. So Hunter Biden versus Baron or something like that or maybe maybe i think that's not like that's not looking good for hunter biden like really dude hunter biden's like six months isn't he like 50 years old and he's oh i might be underestimating the age problem but i'm just saying if you're

given six months and a training regimen and a fucking dietitian, you could get younger. Six months, that's three more inches of height for Baron. This kid's huge. How old is Baron? That's my thing. He's still 14 in my mind. No, he's like 18 now, I think. Isn't he? 18's still a little young.

If he was 22, he'd be getting into his man strength. Dude, he is enormous, man. Is that hungry? Baron aged poorly. Yeah, Baron looks like he's in his 50s in this picture. Baron looks like he's had some fun with amphetamines. Yeah, I think Baron's a drug addict.

Baron's a drug addict? Is that what you said? We're joking. There's supposed to be a Baron picture. Do you remember that old this is making me remember that that picture of baron walking next to his dad and that meme where they kept photoshopping trump's arms longer like longer and longer and longer it was like trump's arms have continued to get longer ever since he touched the saudi orb and trump is trump is six three bro he's not like he's a tall guy he's not actually

six three this is an old picture aaron is is like six eight or something now like he's colossal yeah and that's like that's the face of a kid who's like not done with like the like he doesn't have a beard yet and he's six eight don't you stay growing until you're like 26 doesn't have a beard yet, and he's 6'8". Don't you stay growing until you're like 26? Doesn't it continue until you're... He's on like the Robert Wadlow path of height, where you have to start using a cane at 19. Yeah. Because your body's just so big. Yeah, well, good for Barron Trump.

Good for him being tall. He's 17 right now. I'm going to go with Hunter, even though obviously that tide is about to turn. I just don't see 17-year-olds beating grown men very often. He speaks like five languages, too. 17 is like, you're strong by 17. So we have very different opinions of 17.

I'm like, 17, that's like when you first work at them, right? No, that's when you start dunking. That's what he's doing at 17 yeah no he would he'd be able to put his hand on on hunter's face and keep him away like a cartoon hunter would hunter would fuck him up hunter is the kind of man who hires no no he's got he seems scrappy yeah he's on the mean streets? You don't think he's ever had to slap a bitch? Dude, he's been... Half the bitches in strength know not to fuck with Hunter. As Joe Biden's emissary for the crime family,

he's got to be the enforcer. He's got to have some kind of hand-to-hand combat, deal with those Ukrainian oligarchs. You're making a lot of sense. One would think. That's true. If I was going to hang out, I would love to hang out with Hunter Biden.

I bet it's fucking awesome. I think he's sober sober now so it might be a little boring for you someone left the cocaine in the white house there's oh yeah i wonder who that was was it the guy like wiping his nose here's the thing he wasn't even in the white house he wasn't yeah so it was left in a place that i guess had a lot of traffic. So, you know, it wasn't there for like six days and he hadn't been there for a while, three, four days or something. So it wasn't literally Hunter. But you tell me it's not in from his circle. It's from we know for sure it wasn't literally Hunter. Yeah, because we know where he was. You think like Hunter Biden orbiters are just hanging out in the in the in the White House? Just kind of. No, I bet Hunter's Secret Service guy has a vial of cocaine in his pocket is what I think.

Probably. I bet Secret Service guys hook you up because they're not worried about drugs and stuff. They're worried about making sure you don't get assassinated. First of all, Secret Service are fucking cool as shit. That's the coolest name ever. They didn't even start as some presidential protection service they were all about counterfeit money or whatever now they ride around every time you hear about it in a foreign country they're getting whores drugs hunter biden's secret service guy definitely holds his drugs if he has one around him and then

that guy he's probably the guy he's probably drug dealer those guys are awesome. And now Joe Biden, I think Joe Biden's brother, they found a fucking profile of his naked picture profile on a gay dating website or platform. Did you hear about that? When I hear that, I think propaganda.

The picture, you can see it. Well, anyway. He made the profile. Yeah. Well, it ended up on that site. Your picture could easily be somebody's dating profile, and that doesn't mean you did it. You just did it in the public eye.

That happens a lot. Why would people care? Is he like a family man who's like, I'm like going out getting the Christmas tree and then really blowing some guy at a truck stop, or is he a gay guy i think it's just it's just a gay guy but it was that it was who cares of course a gay guy has a gay dating app yeah there you go naked selfie right there guys guys with guys with iphones i don't know what the new let's see it is he fit he's pretty fit yeah yeah he's definitely pretty fit yeah dude for his age group this guy's a one percenter

yeah oh man he stole all of joe's virility you call that a high value male but they don't knock joe okay because he's fucking he was fucking like 78 years old and he fell off of a bike and got back on like he didn't have to go to the emergency room after falling off of a bike. I'm just saying when I fall off of a bike, if I ever turned 78, I'm like half of my body is going to shatter when that happens. So I think people are interpreting that bike fall all wrong, in my opinion.

That was pretty embarrassing. That is a funny way to look at a bike fall. He looked like an old people man. It was because it was so slow. And it was like three months after a different fall. It was the pedal clips. Have you guys ever used the clips with pedals? You've described them.

A long time ago. Yeah. It is so easy to do what Joe did. And it happens to everyone who uses them. So charitable. No. I think this is exposing the fact that you haven't used the toe clip pedals like if you had you'd be like yeah you'd fucking fall to the side sometimes

i have a question why is he wearing toe clip pedal special shoes and and and a bike because he's a physically active 80 year old man no i doubt is he on his bike this weekend he regularly exercises I don't know why you guys are pretending like he's not in shape for a fucking week every liberal step of the way tonight give us this one that's a tenile old man who falls off bikes and like stumbles

he still goes on runs he still goes on runs everyday we even corrected you when you said Trump was in better shape. Who do you think is in better shape? Donald Trump or Joe Biden? Who do you think is in better physical? Both. Both.

Oh, mentally Trump, physically probably Biden. I think an obstacle course is how you determine physical fitness. That's how they do it in the army. Find any random transcript of Donald Trump talking or doing an interview and then read it back to me and then tell me his mind is sharp as a knife. I have a response to this. Okay. I kind of agree. Joe Biden presents as more senile than he really is. And Trump presents as less senile. So hear this out. When I listen to Joe Biden speak, here we go. When I listened to Joe Biden speak, I want to turn the volume up. He has this mumble. I can barely get what he's saying.

My own hearing is deteriorating. You need to turn them up. When I hear Trump speak, I need to invent some sort of nonsense canceling headphones, but at least it's loud. It's audible. And it sounds like he fucking said a thing. Even if he didn't answer the question, got a little confused and said he beat Obama in a presidential election. Trump needs nonsense canceling headphones, but he doesn't sound senile he speaks very confidently and so trump speaks very confidently he's a good entertainer he speaks clearly like you get what he's saying even if you don't agree with it you understand what he's trying to say generally biden is like mumbling he forgets

what he's saying all the time he's always looking around with a smile down downer whatever they call it sundowning eyes like he needs people to lead him out of there like how many times have you okay so so for example 60 minutes they did an interview with biden it's like a 15 minute segment like how many times do you actually watch when biden gives like prolonged interviews that's my that's my question and i give him i think i'm fair to him i grade most of his public speaking he's actually doing an oval office address tonight it's only his second one yeah i'm looking forward to watching it literally right now don't spoil it no spoilers please if we go to iran i want to know later not not tonight um i want to i want to find out about that uh so sometimes i see him and he's very he's pretty good he's pretty good he does this thing where

he's like literally people no i mean it i mean i mean yeah yeah i mean that he's like trying to let you maybe speaking to gen z who doesn't take it doesn't even take the word literally literally but he has this thing over and over he's like i mean that's a real thing not just and he says stuff sometimes that's like we're gonna lick the world like he does like he obviously like he has never been a strong public speaker but when you when you sit him down and he's he's like if you watch for example his debate with bernie is it was a one-on-one debate with bernie he actually did really well in that debate he did not do well when it was like eight candidates on the on the stage and he's like overstimulated or whatever and then he's like tripping over his speech but if you listen to

the answers that he's giving he's giving in like the 60 minutes interview or whatever he can give you like comprehensive answers about really complex geopolitical um realities like really complicated issues and he can get into the minutiae about these things i just i do not think i've never seen trump engage with the issues in the same way ever and the thing about biden um i think a lot of people who have this opinion that he's very senile are getting their information through like compilations on twitter yeah and they just choose his lowest lows. They make a sequence of them and you get a false impression of what he's really like.

These are the people who don't watch like a 15 minute, 60 minute section and get a more accurate representation of where Biden is. It's trial by vibes. Like a lot of people in the country, they judge like the political landscape off of just kind of like personal vibes. And then you see him this week? Pretty much everyone. Did you see him in Israel?

Yeah, I did. It was bad. I mean, he looked very sleepy. The jet lag was definitely affecting him tremendously. He was all stooped over sitting in that chair with Netanyahu and his cue cards and everything. Oh, this and that and Israel and restrained response. And I'm literally people. Yeah. He didn't look good. That's pretty interesting.

That's CNN's take. I don't know how left I have to go to find people who think he's a strong public speaker or not too old to speak. I don't think he's going to run. Or if he does, I think he's going to die. You don't think Biden will run. He's just too old and he's with it he's running i don't i think listen i think look

he's clearly like cut off he's clearly like an older guy but i think i think i think you guys are are way overselling his like aloofness because aside from his speech impediment and aside from his like not being as energetic as he was like 10 or years ago, he's a fucking 80-year-old man, of course. He can give you really coherent, long, lengthy, comprehensive answers to complex questions. And I think that's... I don't... His age, personally, it doesn't... As long as he's doing things that I agree with, then I don't give a fuck.

And it's the same thing with Trump supporters. things that i agree with then i don't give a fuck and it's just and it's the same thing with like trump supporters like they might they might not they might not like trump personally but if he's doing policies that they like then it doesn't fucking matter that he says crazy shit or whatever and isn't broiled in this scandal or that scandal might kill him i think can't if he does like a full press campaign if it's neck and neck and trump's ahead and he's having to make all those stops like yes mr biden it. Biden, it's ABC at six, NBC at 630 at 8 PM. You're, we're going to be on the road in Wisconsin at nine o'clock. You're going to be on your plane. We're landing at 10. If it's days like that for, for weeks at a time, I think that'll literally kill that old man. And that has nothing to do with like his mental

faculties. I think that that is very stressful and and ages i look forward to seeing what you're talking about kyle because during biden's presidency he hasn't been that accessible i i think i like a lot of the policies i feel like he's doing the right thing and i'm mostly thinking about ukraine and now perhaps israel i'm a little his foreign policy i'm on board with obviously economically if we drew one of those fucking boards taylor just you we'll get to your fucking isolationist. Let's all hide out here behind the fence. Getting health care before we fund more wars?

You hated health care. They're not mutually exclusive. If we stop giving funding to Ukraine tomorrow, it's not like we could summon the political will to get medical for all or whatever. If they can afford it, they've got too much. People talk about it in terms of like, okay, why are we giving this $30 billion to Ukraineraine we could be doing the homeless vet stuff or whatever but it's like

if we didn't give any of that money you would still have a debate in congress about how that money should be spent and it's not like that it's not we would automatically get health care if we didn't give no it wouldn't be made you know but you could get other things for it you could you could not spend hundreds of billions on foreign wars and that don't service the american what are we what are we sacrificing domestically give me a specific policy that we don't have because we're giving funding to ukraine we have shit tons of inflation we're printing money we are we are printing billions of dollars there's we have there is a global inflation there are global inflationary pressures going on right now for a variety of reasons, including the anchor point currency.

Like we are the global currency. Like we are the by which all others are compared. And ever since they did the huge covid stimulus thing and printed shit tons of money. Now we're seeing inflation running rampant. The cost of energy, the cost of food, homeownership. Our inflation is lower than the rest of the world. Than every other country in the G7. We fare better than every other country in the G7.

Are we saying that inflation in Germany is because Joe Biden passed the American Rescue Plan? Is that what you think? No, forget about Joe Biden and Trump in that area. No, forget about Joe Biden and Trump in that. We print money for businesses, non-government organizations in the form of the COVID shit where they hand it all out and they send you a little pittance. And then we fund infinite wars and we keep printing more and more and more money from the Fed. And what does that do? That obviously causes inflation. And the result of people on the ground here is the cost of food, energy, day-to-day purchases.

Homeownership has become an impossibility. This shit is not good for the American public. We're back down to normal levels of inflation. It had been going down for the last year. No, we're not. Yes, we are. The Consumer Price Index is going through the roof. It's bad.

Wait, we're talking about inflation right now. The rate of inflation is like, isn't it like less than 3% at this point we are like back to pre-covid levels aren't we it's not down three percent it's back to like going up a similar amount year over year so inflation has gotten worse over the year it stopped rising it stopped rising at the absurd rapid rates but it's still worth way less than it was your money didn't gain its value back we peaked at nine percent in play no obviously that it's not that's not how inflation works obviously like that these are the new levels or whatever but that's that's bad that's that's that's that's a big thing deflation's worse and i'm not a good enough economist to explain why but deflation is a catastrophe we we saw tons of inflation in this country because this the the the the

vaccine was distributed we started to get back to like normalcy or whatever all of a sudden demand skyrocketed for uh goods that had been sort of shuttered during the pandemic these companies especially like energy like we had this enormous demand for oil all of us all of a sudden and we didn't have the infrastructure in place to actually account for that so the spot the price of that skyrocketed like there's so many reasons why global inflation occurred and then you had oil uh pressure on the oil prices because of the conflict in ukraine and that had an effect like literally all over the world and then you also have organization or uh opec right opec was was making the decision to deliberately like hamper the supply of oil

so they can manipulate the price in their favor there's all kinds of reasons and like in the real day-to-day world middle class people are getting fucked home ownership has become an impossibility for a lot of people homes are more expensive than ever in real dollars and the rates you're getting are above 8% now. Okay, but how is not giving Ukraine $30 billion or whatever, $100 billion, how is that going to help with that inflation? What do you- We could spend it on anything else. Let's use healthcare as an example. Would we rather have healthcare, universal healthcare, or would we rather fund Ukraine or Israel or whatever the new thing's going to be?

Ideally, you could do both. Ideally, we take care of our own here before we start sending out shit tons of money. It just depends. Do you think liberal democracy is something that's worth trying to protect in that region? Some people are going to say no,

some people are going to say yes. I really don't care about Russia or Ukraine or the, or the middle East at all. Like I care about Americans and making homeownership a possibility, having food and fuel and cars and these things be available to the average person where people aren't working five gig economy jobs, trying to make things like make ends meet like it's just not a good use of our resources and we do it over and over and over

what was the end result of afghanistan trillions of dollars wasted millions of lives lost in the american public gets it was one trillion yeah it was one trillion you can act like there's a big difference between one and two and then like in and among like among normal like not like like people who aren't online all the time most people are infinitely more concerned with inflation and the cost of goods and services rising in a way that's totally unsustainable wages stagnating or going down trump's going to win then yeah then they are about Ukraine or the Middle East. Most people aren't stoked on that. When you talk

to day-to-day people, for the most part, they're not like, yes, more money to Ukraine. They're like, I can't afford a home. I lost my job. Funding for Ukraine was initially popular. I think it recently dipped down just slightly below 50%. I think it's because they're not doing well enough.

It's the sports thing, right? When the Eagles win, we won. When the Eagles lose, they lost. And that's what's happening with Ukraine. Dude, you got to start. If you measure your territory gained in meters per week, you're going to lose the support of the people funding it. You need to be a bigger winner than that.

On to Taylor's points. Your points sound great, but I think a lot of it is on the strength of your speaking and debating skills. But when you say stuff like, I want inflation to go down, and I want interest rates to go down, those are in contrast with each other. Rising interest rates are why inflation rate went down. You can't have both. If you want inflation to go back up, you'll lower interest. I understand what you're saying. I just don't see a purpose in funding infinite war. I feel like we've learned this lesson. I feel like we're going to kick another football to have it removed again. I strongly disagree that we've learned any lessons. We don't do that here. Clearly,

we haven't learned any lessons because we're about to fund Israel with a bunch of money. The rotting's on the wall. It doesn't help Americans. Our government should exist to service Americans. It's our government. We should be the number one through 100 priority. And so when our country's not going well and economically, the average person is struggling immensely, that should be the priority. I would like somebody in power to better articulate what we get from this. A regular list is no one pro Ukraine. I've always been that way and I haven't changed my mind. But can someone concisely and effectively explain what America gets out of Ukraine?

Lindsey Graham gives it a try. concisely and effectively explain what america gets out of ukraine you know lindsey graham gives it a try he's like we wiped out half of russian's tanks for two percent of our military budget it's the best money i ever spent like that's what lindsey graham says and i'm like all right i i guess you also have to imagine a world where nobody supported ukraine and russia just rolled through and annexed the entire region in what universe is vladimir putin going to stop with ukraine at least now if you make him pay a price political and if you make him pay like a financial price and a price in like human lives uh that that will make him that will make him you think he would have tried to, like, conquer Germany? I don't think he would have started Germany.

I think he'd have gone down there to those tiny countries right below Poland, one of those tiny little countries, and done something there. And then also, like, what do you think Xi Jinping's going to do in Taiwan if he watches Vladimir Putin walk into Ukraine unopposed and there's no

international support. To say that Putin would stop is like, well, you're not watching. He took Crimea. He invaded Georgia in 2004, invaded Crimea. He's clearly, he's just gone on the record as saying the

dissolution of the USSR was the worst mistake that they ever made. He doesn't believe that they should have done that. So he's very open and explicit about his goals of expansion. And I just don't think that you can allow someone like that to

enact that kind of a military campaign without any kind of international support. I think that comes so far down the list after you still need to get the economy table. You still need to get the vote. If you want to do universal healthcare instead of Ukraine, okay,

fine. Show me, show me where the votes are. You need 60 votes in the Senate. Can you, can you get 60 votes in the Senate for, for a healthcare bill? Well,

just cause you can't get it right now. It doesn't mean, okay, well then just print infinite money and give it to Ukraine and give it to Israel and give it to Taiwan or whatever. That doesn't help us. That doesn't help American people. I don't think they're printing infinite money. It represents such a small part of our federal budget.

It's pennies. It's not a lot of money. And the aid packages that we're giving to Ukraine, it's not like we're just and a lot the money that the the the aid packages that we're giving to ukraine it's not like we're just giving them like 110 billion dollars in cash most of that comes in the form of like equipment that we weren't even using and then we're gonna give more of our tax dollars to get more backfill equipment for us through ray we were gonna do that anyway i think that's the thing that's largely misunderstood. Like if we give an 18 year old Humvee to Ukraine, well,

shit, we were going to like melt it down anyway. We don't go to war. Oh, that's a 25 year old Humvees. Did you see recently that? So we recently gave the Ukrainians those attack them's missiles that we've been holding off on.

It's a, it's great though. They go very, very, very far hundreds of miles of range. I guess the first Atacams that they shot were 27 years.

No, it's thousands of miles. It's totally not. There's definitely different models of the Atacams. Those aren't the ones we gave them. And the far models don't go as far as you think. Are you talking a funny way yeah last week's thing was 27 years old uh well that i don't know but i know the point i was making was the thing we gave them was made

in 1996 or something like that yeah it was it was like we've been holding on to that that bullet since 1996 so i don't i don't mind us giving it to them to shoot. Do you think that we should be helping Israel replenish their Iron Dome, for example? We do that anyway. Our deal is we cover 50% of that anyway.

For foreign aid and shit. No, we don't need to give Israel anything. They can take care of their own shit. They have a First World military. They're fine. no we don't need to give israel anything they can take care of their own shit okay they have a first world military 190 miles thousands of miles woody like i don't enough enough with the foreign aid i know i just i think we live in a i think we live in a vastly interconnected world and if we start letting strong men destabilize entire regions through like military conquest i think that sets a horrible precedent

like it doesn't mean world war three next year no probably not but like what does it mean for like 20 years from now 30 years what do the maps look like now if if we just allow someone like putin to just roll in and annex an entire country like that's fucking i struggled to defend my own hypocrisy because on this show for years i said why are we giving so much to israel and i i think actually kyle and taylor were on the other side how much do we actually give them though i don't know but i just feel like they're a successful country why are you giving money to your rich brother like exactly like we give them i think it's three and a half billion a year i think it's something like that yeah but we give

them like but then ukraine comes along and suddenly i'm for foreign aid i don't know how to justify this hypocrisy, but here I am. I'll tell you this. It'd be different if we were like banging on all cylinders in the U S and everybody's got a great job and everybody's buying houses and everything's great and energy's cheap and food isn't like notice. I've become price sensitive at the grocery store with meat and shit.

Like I have, it's gotten that bad. It's so much more expensive than it was four years ago so much more and i'm not saying four years like fucking trump and biden i was just thinking back to 2019 kind of before all of the covid kicked off and that that like a lot of that inflation was unavoidable and the fact that we so we got to a high of like nine percent inflation and it and then through like the fed raising the rates or whatever we got down to like a normal level i mean it sucks like i'm not saying go down the rate of increase decreased the rate of inflation went down i don't know what

you mean when you say that he's saying there was no deflation it didn't go back to premium but that's not how it works i that's nobody thinks that nobody thinks that that's gonna happen right some people people think that yeah he's saying prices didn't go back down they just stopped rising and i think we can all agree on that that's inflation the semantics go yeah yeah but i all things considered we did pretty well like we we avoided a major recession when a year ago like all the major economic forecasters were paying we're saying like this is like 100% certainty we're going to get a recession. Obviously, history will look at Biden more highly than the news does.

I don't think so. I do. I agree. He's not done yet. We don't know the consequences. We don't know the consequences of the major geopolitical moves he has made are yet. He has

stomped a mud hole in Russia's ass over there with some paperwork and angered Vladimir Putin and that giant military whose best buddy is China who are running drills right now together in the disputed seas above Japan. Meanwhile, nobody talks about that shit in Sudan. I thought we were doing trivia tonight. I was told to prepare for trivia.

I was told that the war in Sudan was going to be one of the categories. It's scary! Sudan? I don't know. They always have a war. This is a big one. I sent you that clip of them all burning alive. Yeah, I didn't watch that. I don't like those. Come on!

Did you watch did you watch any of the fucked up footage out of the october 7 attack like i i've been avoiding like i used to watch those crazy fucking heading videos a long time ago it really upset me so i stopped but i wanted to i wanted to see what was actually going on and i have not seen that no i try not to watch i always watch as much when the trite um when the christ church shooting happened in new zealand and that guy i couldn't do that no i watched all of that i couldn't do it it was a mistake to watch that i didn't every version of that set to like doom music or something he was playing no i think he was playing he was playing it was like i heard

described as meme music i don't know enough about 4chan and that culture to know like the significance of the of the song he's playing but i'm sure it was an inside joke inside an inside joke he was saying like sub to pewdiepie like he was he was for sure doing meme shit like while he was doing that he's doing the three-point turn because he went the wrong way and he's like this is some austin powers shit and you're like man this is a normal dude with like a sense of humor and then he goes and murders i don't remember how many people it was but it's awful but that's years ago the first shot where he shot someone with a shotgun and i turned it off because i got so fucking upset like it haunts me like i think

the images get stuck in my head for weeks when i see that he got the gas cans out at one point when a mass murderer just like goes on the street and starts shooting they're not that successful but every so often they do it in such a way that they corner their victims and get a really high kill count. And it's horrific. It's like, I don't know. Imagine you went to a school and you're like,

Hey, no one gets hurt. If you all sit here, don't move, go to the corner. And then you open fire. Like that is the kind of brutality that the New Zealand guy did. He found a place with no exits

we just had the biggest mass shooting of all time i i i don't remember what happened to him those people running from that concert uh i think hundreds of oh the vegas the biggest one no and israel in israel yeah people at an outdoor concert no no no it was hundreds 260 people got fucking killed that's i think that's the body count i've heard some horrific stuff about that day that's turned out not to be true of course is the 40 decapitated babies i heard they were like raping women at the concert next to those women's dead body the bodies of their friends that's what some witnesses initially reportedly said but yeah i wonder i There's so much untrue stuff.

I don't know what to believe. Well, you know, the big one right now, right, is that hospital. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So to catch everyone up in case you're living in a hole, here's exactly what happened. A hospital in Gaza exploded. And Israel. No, no, no, no, no.

Hold on. Wait, wait. A hospital didn't explode. That's not what happened yeah no no a parking lot next to the house that was initially what was reported they said a lot has severe potholes i've seen the footage they turned that parking lot into a parking lot it was yeah it was initially it was initially reported that a hospital got leveled and that this is what came out of the gaza ministry ministry of health

which is which was run through hamas so like hamas was telling the world israel dropped a missile on a hospital leveled it and 500 people got killed and then the the the evidence that came out today or or was it the day before i'm not sure was it actually hit the it actually hit the the parking lot the adjacent parking lot the crater was minuscule uh and are they are they saying that that i didn't think they were trying to even claim that that was the impact that was just one of the impacts that was the main impact yeah damage seems to be something you could ride a bicycle over okay so so here's what happened what i think happened according i don't know i was watching the news a few hours ago and some of this is different.

You can see one of the Hamas rockets take off and sputter out in the air and then seconds later you can see this fiery impact and explosion at the hospital. And it's like that clearly fell down there. Or at least that makes sense. The timing seems right and the direction seems right. So the problem here, of course, is, and the reason it's a topic of discussion is, every Arab nation in the world and hundreds of thousands of people in the streets are screaming that Israel airstruck that hospital.

And they believe that it exploded and that there are 500 dead people among them, the babies that were allowed there dead in that press conference. Now, what you need to know is that Hamas is, we've got like political parties and then we've got like whoever runs a hospital, but they've just kind of got Hamas and they run everything. So Hamas stages this press conference and they're wearing their doctor's uniforms, but I don't know if they're doctors and they got like dead bodies everywhere around them as they're crying. So that's the rallying cry of hundreds of thousands of people right now. Israel blew up the hospital. Here's the pile of dead babies. Here's the here's the doctors holding them. Yeah. Fiery explosion, blah, blah, blah. Well, everyone else and I don't just mean the right or the left i mean like the un

weapons experts abc cbs msnbc everybody's like here's all the evidence that shows you this is not what an israeli airstrike looks like hang on we've got 10 000 clips of what israeli airstrikes look like because they've been doing it all week see how everything explodes goes flat and there's this big boom that's not what happened here it looks like the hamas rocket fell yeah fuel from the rocket in particular in that parking lot burnt a bunch of people up but none of the none of the major news organizations are coming out and saying like we think it was israel or we think they better not they're coming out better fucking not what the consensus is there's a slowly emerging consensus since yesterday that

it appears more likely than not that it was a missile or a rocket that originated from gaza but you can't rule out that it could have been some kind of small munitions you can't 100 rule that out the problem is is that the fog of war is so fucking thick right now. And both the IDF and the Likud party, the Netanyahu and Hamas are both aggressively pursuing a propaganda campaign because this is, this has become an international event with actual real world consequences on diplomacy. Like Jordan canceled a meeting with Biden because of this narrative that israel

destroyed this hospital and so both sides are trying to do whatever they can like the idf released an audio tape that was supposedly up to hamas people like talking to each other about how it was really there but then there were some independent analysis that said that the syntax and the accent and it like none of it matched up and so like it's hard like it's impossible the israeli showed me the where the missiles came from i'm like hang on god damn it you're showing me too much evidence israel so it's not a great idea that's israel when we set somebody up we don't set them up all the way okay you don't know full setup they're like here's where the missiles came from here their flight path it's just not a good idea to react they have the bad guys on the phone going it was us

yeah we messed up boy we fired it from a cemetery it's ours oh fuck but like this is why it's not not a great idea to react like in real time to these kind of events like it's much better to like wait a day or two like rashida talib she was out there passionately like fuck the u.s for supporting them look at what they did and then even when confronted with contradictory evidence she like doubled down is the other one omar sharif or something i guess i struggled names ilhan omar to her credit she no it's rashida talib and ilhan omar but ilhan omar to her credit she was citing an ap an ap story that straight up said you know israeli airstrike killed whatever

and then she issued a correction saying yesterday we cited an ap article now there's country so to her credit she actually like acknowledged but you know but i just i but atrocity and propaganda is so common at the start of every global conflict like this like everyone's going to try and convince the world like we gotta kill kill yeah you have to be a little more needed in your response to it because every side has a vested interest in making the other look as despicable as possible really resonated with me. He's like, hey, after 9-11, America was mad.

And we went out for justice and we got that justice. But boy, we kind of went too far and a lot of innocent people died because of it. Why don't you learn from our mistake? Yeah, I thought that was significant. I'd never heard a president speak about the post-9-11 era in that way. George Bush has, a little did he oh it was this funny moment he was he was talking about um like not going into what was he talking he was talking about not going into uh oh he's talking about ukraine he's like he's like it's never right

to invade a country that's that that hasn't done anything wrong and doesn't deserve it. A country like Iraq. Well, yeah, Iraq, too. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. I wonder, what's he up to now? Would you want him back? No. Three-man race. Trump, Biden, George W. Again. We'll throw the rules out.

No, I'd go Trump again. Okay. Just checking. I thought you wanted health care. I thought you wanted justice. rules out no i'd go trump again yeah okay just checking over over healthcare what do you what do you i thought you want justice oh none of these none of these people are going to give healthcare the best thing trump did was keep us out of like escalating additional foreign conflicts like that was the best thing trump did because other than that what do you do tax cuts for rich people in 2018 and that's it he put some wall wait hold on but biden has like almost entirely ended the drone program he actually pulled out of it's not that we don't

drop any drones but he's severely restricted our use of drones he actually pulled out of afghanistan we haven't we're not doing like we're not kinetically involved that's not a win for him afghanistan that's a huge not politically but i i feel like to taylor's like to taylor's priority system trump just said bullshit about isolationism there were no big putin didn't do any invasions to test trump's isolationism and afghanistan happened and trump didn't get shit done and that's fair like if the ukraine shit would have happened under trump it's it's likely he would have been funding it just as much, which I would have disliked. He says he liked Russia so much.

I'm not sure. I don't think he would have. Make it some other country. You know, if China invaded Taiwan, he might have jumped in there and done something. He wouldn't be so isolationist in that situation. Possibly, yeah.

If your goals are more people in. yeah he wouldn't be so isolationist in that situation but it's possible yeah if you go out of afghanistan if your goals are more more people in if your goals are a more dovey foreign policy kind of thing and and like expanded access to health care i don't know why you wouldn't support a democrat that doesn't really make a lot of sense to me they just are toothless on all of their shit like they're not going to do anything i don't believe any mainstream democrat any mainstream republican is actually going to fight for health care because the most of them are bought by pharmaceutical companies that profit off of us not having that you got to deliver a congress that will actually deliver a bill to their table he like don like he tried to introduce like a single like he wanted to do a single-payer thing but if you don't give a president of

congress to actually write the legislation it's not going to happen a president can't do it by themselves like If you would have elected Bernie, he wouldn't have been able to just magically summon Medicare for All. You also need to... We had a time in 2018 where Kyle and I were both more Bernie bros.

Oh, yeah. Look, I hope Bernie runs. That's what I want. I want Biden to... Here's my dream. If I were the crafter of the universe, if I were the writer of history, if I was that godlike entity in Marvel, I would make it so.

Biden would die. Kamala would die. Like, late in the running. How would they die? They would die publicly. I shouldn't go into that. I mean... No spoilers! they die um they would die publicly i shouldn't go into that i mean oh so like no spoilers

no spoilers for kyle's screenplay at fbi on twitter it would go in a rough way where like the american public would be like oh no okay they would die in a you know bad way public's like oh no got a rally got Gotta rally behind the Democrats. So now who's the president? McHenry or something? Bernie. No, no, he didn't win. Bernie's even old. Bernie steps in, old Bernie. And he comes.

How old is he? There's no succession. He steps in as the Democratic nominee. I am seizing power now that it is my time. When the president and the vice president die there is succession yeah bernie did worse in 2020 than he did in 2016 his his his ship has sailed okay wait a minute he lost a lot of his spice when he was like i will never ever become an establishment democrat oh man that's the worst case i actually am now an establishment Democrat.

What you're saying and you're correcting me is that if it's election night and we're casting votes for and Biden wins but he dies in his sleep and Kamala dies driving to get sworn in, then who becomes the president? I don't know.

If it's election night, there's a speaker of the house at that time. And right now it's, but we don't have a speaker of the house. That's what I mean. Yeah. We have a temporary pro temp one. So I actually know a little about this.

It's almost a keep a Southern. After 9-11, the speaker of the house, they decided that he needed to assign like a pro temp or something like that um and there's actually another one and another one and their secrets we don't know who they are but because mccarthy mccarthy why can't i remember his name mccarthy mccarthy mccarthy is it mccarthy just like the old the old speaker yeah all right so anyway because mccarthy got voted out um mchenry is the temporary speaker and he is currently third in line for the presidency.

It's him. It would go to him. Yeah. Yeah. And this is a 9-11 thing where they're like, holy shit, if we get really wrecked, like maybe those planes hit the Capitol building or something and we lose a ton of guys, we need to have a line of succession figured out. They should redo the election if it happens that yeah that would be so crazy to have redo unelected like like people in there and i guess he would choose a vp there wouldn't be a line of succession for vp he would they would make the speaker the president out of nowhere just because he's on the um what the blue team or red team

and then he would pick a guy or girl to be the VP. In that instance, you could end up with some wacky representation. And you could get anyone because if the Speaker didn't want to be President, anyone could be the Speaker of the House. I'm going to make my pillow guy my Vice President

and now I resign. And then you go in the pillow man. Here's a question of let's say that and now I resign. And then you go in the pillow man. Here's a question of, like, let's say that we're the Republicans and we find out that Donald Trump passed away in his sleep, but we know he won.

Can we rally real quick, figure out who we want to be the next president and make him the Speaker of the House? You'd have to, like, weekend at Bernie's and through the... Yeah, we'd weekend at Bernie's him through the... Yeah, we'd weekend at Bernie him through the next day. He's got sunglasses on.

I don't know what time they vote, but we've got to get everybody together. I actually wonder, hypothetically, let's say, either Trump or Biden, it doesn't matter. They die a day or two before the election happens. Are we just voting for the VP and that guy wins and becomes president? I don't know.

And it's about Bernie Sanders bid for presidency and he dies the night before and they have to prop him up so they can vote it because they've got a wild card as the speaker of the house. So we can't let that guy be, that'd be a great movie. But at that point votes would have already started to come in. Cause like early voting is a thing in other states or in some states.

Just redo the whole election. Just say, all right, all these votes, we're going in the... We shouldn't pick anyway, Taylor. The next nominee is going to be Whitmer or something like that. It's going to be like the median Democratic voter is center-left. Progressives have a little way to go before we're going to like an aoc type

candidate like i think that'll happen in my lifetime but the next one's gonna be like whitmer or newsom or something like that i've been sending i've been oh that was my guess my guess was newsom is the next big guy for the democrats because he's attractive and that's big he just i don't know how much national appeal he has because there's a lot like a dude hell of people hate california so like i don't know if he could make he has because there's a lot like a dude hell of people hate California so like I don't know if he could make that case on a national stage but he's a really good speaker there's that but

I don't know I feel like Whitmer has a stronger case than he does because if you can be popular in that region then you can have broad popularity all over the country Taylor have you ever seen Dr. Strangelove I have not that's that's one for your list the stanley kubrick movie how i learned to love the bomb or whatever that one yeah yeah

it's uh it's very good it's about warmongering and uh famously like georgy scott's an amazing actor i've seen this video where they explain the case where he could have had three or four oscars but uh he's playing this war hawk general in the war room with the president talking about we need to bomb where worst case scenario we lose 10 million worst case civilians in our side oh shit like we lose the east coast no big deal he's he's he's a super war hawk want to drop the bomb that's what dr strange love is about it's a big part of it you've also got a character in there who's playing like a nazi scientist that that's that we've recruited and he's over there like by the end he's he's screaming about mein führer he's having like

a whole breakdown it's great movie but well the nazi scientists can have their little tism fits as long as we're getting the rockets but the director told george c scott like like he like give me a take where it's really downplayed. Okay. He didn't want that take. It's bullshit. Now give me your take. Do 20 of those. Alright, now give me some zany shit. Like, way over the top.

Like, you'd never do. Like, silly pants. Do me that. And he used those takes. And so the Warhawk General is foaming at the mouth and screaming about murder and it's it's a fun movie i love it it sounds like my kubrick knowledge is so lacking like i've seen a clockwork orange and i've seen 2001 a space odyssey and the shining and i think he has like nine other movies all of which everybody raves about yeah i need to i need to add him to my list full metal

jacket you never saw that one oh i did see full metal jacket that is that is the one that goes from awesome to dog shit as soon as they leave training camp right yeah it's about what you think war is gonna be like and what war is like the first part is so that movie rocked it was so awesome yeah with the private pile and all that and then they get over to the war and like 20 minutes 30 minutes into that i'm like oh no we've we're losing interest here this is weird when the second half or the final half of final part of a movie doesn't fit the rest of it yeah i love that movie oh what do you guys want with the jew hunter um Glorious Bastard.

Yeah, that one is a great movie, but somehow the second half doesn't fit it that well. It doesn't hold up that well. I remember liking it more than I did when I rewatched it. I want to do a fucking movie video series with Taylor where we watch movies that I've seen 30 times that he's never seen before because he was, I don't know,

forced to play hockey as a child or right socialize socialize with girls or something i don't know what he was wasting his time doing when he should have been watching terminator 2 um but yeah that that that movie the inglorious bastards could have been so much fucking better i could rant for an hour it's about the inglorious bastards Name it Shoshanna and her love life if you want it to be about that. Shoshanna's Revenge. Make a movie called Shoshanna's Revenge. What did you guys think of Oppenheimer by the way? I did not see that.

I'm waiting it'll be on Plex. Fuck you guys. Why haven't you watched it? Is it really good? Oh man. Listen, if you're into movies with like dudes packed in small rooms having conversations this is the movie for you it's like three hours it's like three hours long and it's like two and a half hours it's like dudes in small rooms having a conference it's like um

i loved it i think i think it's nolan at his best but some people i assume they think it's it's probably like a little slow for some people because it's three hours long there's a lot of time i also need something you said that like it might be bad i i love those movies where it's like people talking in the rooms and you're like following the dialogue so maybe i would like i have a hutch question was the audio okay christopher yes okay yes it was a lot better like yeah so like 10 8 and the dark knight rises it's like nolan for some reason he does this weird thing where it's like he says it's intentional like and dunkirk was the worst like every time tom hardy speaks in that movie he's like dunkirk like i have no fucking idea what he's saying and um he says he says well that's intentional it's meant to be like immersive but it's just like super distracting but well i want to know what it's like it's not that immersive

when i'm having to use my remote constantly yeah turn on the subtitles i use my wife that way what do you say what do you say is that the one from before yeah subtitles on and everything it's one of the reasons that i i so i've made this case a bunch of time about sporting events i get that it's nice to be somewhere and get the feeling of the crowd and everything but it's i can't think of very many examples that aren't extravag and everything but it's i can't think of very many examples that aren't extravagantly expensive where it's not better to watch a sporting event at home rather than at the event like hockey to me is number one for for a few hundred dollars you can get down on the ice and it's amazing you get a sense for how big those guys are especially on

the skates it you can smell them you're so fast it's cold you get the chill of the ice amazing experience woody and i paid a few hundred dollars and went to a ufc event i loved being there the experience with woody was fun but what we got for our money terrible if there was a tv above the ring i would have watched that instead we did we did i remember like craning our neck and like watching a big tv sitting in our three or four hundred dollars seat the best part of that that um experience as far as ticket and things we got at the arena was being very close to dana white at one point he he approached someone who was like very near us friends and family section so dana was schmoozing the people we

were sitting by yeah so that was neat we got got, I mean, very close to Dana. But I kind of feel the same way about, rewind me a second, what were we talking about? You were talking about how you like being on TV more. Oh, movies at home, because I've got a home theater. I've got a big ass nice TV. I've got good speakers.

I've got my bathroom. I'm getting older. I piss pretty often, you know? Yeah. Okay, boomer. I'm just saying this is a three-hour movie, and I really like to have a soda and some popcorn in a movie. You can pause it.

Yeah. I can pause it. But I'm at the theater, and I've plunked down this money, and I got to get out of my seat and go down through the row because I like to sit in the middle in that perfect little sound spot. It's just so much nicer to be at home with subtitles on a chris nolan movie that's three fucking hours long well this is a this is a movie that you should watch with like the full like crank up the audio and you know put the phone down hoffenheimer yeah yeah talking in

sitting in rooms you need like well so it's like the first like the first hour is kind of setting up how he got involved with the manhattan project and then the second hour is like the actual manhattan project up to the trinity test where they actually like and that's such a fascinating time in human history just imagine being there like for that first test and what what like not knowing if you're gonna ignite the atmosphere when you test this bomb like i to me that's just such a just a incredibly fascinating like moment they didn't know if it was going to ignite the someone should have known some people some people thought it would ignite the atmosphere and i can't remember who said it but they gave it like a five percent

chance or something like that um it's too high of a percent it's because you're making something really hot and like maybe a chain reaction where all yeah yeah it burns off globally and just kills everyone the um hadron super collider how close did i come on that pronunciation hadron collider hadron um when they first did that it was another you know there's a non-zero chance that we start the big bang today i don't know we'll see how this goes no so what they were worried about i guess was they're making little black holes uh and so they better be really little they are they're really little because they're hitting those two little particles together and it's a lot of density in small space they're collapsing that

fabric of space that none of us can wrap our heads around. They make a hole in it and then it fizzles out instantly because it doesn't have enough real mass to sustain itself because it was two tiny particles added together. Basically two turning into one and then a hole happens, right? You can imagine. Yeah, I can imagine.

But I think they simulate the Big Bang. Am I watching the wrong YouTube shorts? That's where I get my education from. I think they do lots of different things, but I'm just talking about when... I remember when they were making the black holes that people were like, what if the black hole starts eating the planet

and the whole Earth spaghettifies into a black hole the size of a subatomic particle? They're like, probably won't happen. Yeah. Quick, make a bigger black hole to consume that one i didn't know oppenheimer actually helped to theorize black holes but um but but the third the third hour just so you know is there's a whole controversy about him losing his security clearance and he has to go through this it turns into like a courtroom drama

for like the last like hour of the film so it's kind of weird pacing but uh yeah i would hold where the end doesn't fit it's it's it's it's it's a very odd pacing but for me like i was gripped the whole time i was not bored a single minute but and if you're interested in history too and i feel like you guys are then it's just like when someone takes a boring figure from history and then you realize he's not as boring as you thought oppenheimer made this happen but it was alexander hamilton that i was thinking of right that we all saw hamilton hopefully the musical i didn't see it i'm not big on what musicals bunch of you know there are people who think that those do you know

those historical characters were black because of Hamilton. No. Yes. Really? The Zoomers? The Gen Zers? There are lots of people who the only time they've ever been exposed to Alexander Hamilton as a figure, outside of maybe a mention in a social studies class for five minutes in third grade,

is that musical they watched with all those black folks. That's really embarrassing. I think the founding fathers were black. Is Hamilton the one that was in the duel with Aaron Burr? Or is that a different one? Yeah. I don't know for sure it was Aaron Burr, but that's how he died. Okay.

What, Kyle? Dueling is hilarious to me. I'm sorry. Okay. We need to bring that back. Dude, so you need to watch Hamilton. You can actually just listen to it on Spotify. Isn't it like three and a half hours?

Yeah, but you can tell from the voice it's really good it's really really good I bet you'd watch Hamilton and be like shit this lived up to the hype I think it's on Disney Plus if you have Disney Plus I think it's on there the only great musical I've seen is

well I guess can't count like Disney movies because like Jungle Book was great and I guess that second thing Moulin Rouge show some respect M lan rouge book of mormon that was absolutely hilarious like i went to see it years ago and like i did i knew it was the south park guys who wrote it and so it's going to be funny but like i didn't expect like it was a good it was i didn't expect like the the amount of laugh out loud jokes and moments that there were it was really really funny so if there's my recommendation for a musical book of mormon very funny okay but hamilton this is how kyle i'm not gonna watch it hasn't

seen terminator 2 it's like how are you missing out on hamilton it was like i just didn't i just want to take part in the bastardization of Western culture and democracy. That's all. I will agree with you that the cast was distractingly diverse. Were they? Yes. I like my cast

members to look a little like the people they're representing. Did you see Vice? Yes. It's about Dick Cheney and who played him oh christian bell he did a good job amazingly good yeah dude the way that he mimicked not just the way he looks but also like the way he moves and the cadence i didn't like that i thought that should have been denzel it was so good oh now i really value someone who can... When they did... Was it Cuba Gooding Jr. who did a Tyson

film? Maybe he did... I think he made a shitty one. Radio. He really, really looked like him. And that blew me away when they get an actor to really... Maybe I'm thinking of... Jamie Foxx, I think, did the one that Mike wanted to happen. And then they got

some other guy to do some Hulu bullshit that Mike like whenever somebody does something Mike doesn't like he goes public and he's like they're making a movie about me and I don't like it I didn't want to work with those cocksuckers he like lets you know and his fans would be like straight balls we won't watch Hulu they fucking Mike over and that's what happened I think I'm mixing up my boxing movies but they did a boxing movie maybe maybe it was will smith on ali where he really really looked like him and i highly value when they get the actor to mimic the uh style of the original person hamilton didn't do that i remember ali like taking will smith aside and being like asking if they got too much of his sex life in there he's like you know by this time my my only impression

is correct he did this he was like and they took that to mean that he's like is there fucking in the movie are you showing all them bitches i fucked all them white bitches i fucked you're not showing all that are you all them white bitches i fuck you're not showing all that are you because the nation of islam don't care for that and they didn't you know to their credit oh i thought you meant that he was gonna be like boxing that he wanted more of it because he's like i want to look cool he might have wanted some white pussy right then but i think what he was saying is he didn't want uh uh that to be what the movie was about you made it look like i only fucked 50 people that's the discredit to my legacy. Are there any...

The guy who plays Borat, he was originally supposed to play Freddie Mercury in the Queen movie, but he wanted to do like a rated R, like full of gay sex, like tons of gay sex. I think he wanted to suck dick. The studio was like,

no, we're not going to do that. He's like, okay, I'm out. And so then they went with Remy Malek. Yeah, this is more about his music, you know. We're trying to go light on the AIDS part of his life. But I've been practicing deep-throating all this time. That movie got nominated for Best Picture, and it was

I mean, it was like fun, but Best fucking Picture. It got nominated for Best Editing, and there's like a scene in the movie where there's like 80 cuts in a 30-second time frame. It was not edited well at all for some reason yeah anyways go ahead who's your first your favorite current working actor like like for me it's joaquin i'll let you think for me it's joaquin phoenix i think he knocked he's been

knocking out of the park every movie even his little stuff like he made this movie called you were never there or you were never really there where he's like he's the guy you call if you need a child recovery or something but he got fat slash yoked for this movie and he just walks into this place where they're pimping out he walks into this child brothel

where men are having sex with kids with a hammer and just starts killing everybody he comes across with a hammer, saves a little girl he comes across with a hammer saves a little girl and everything and then he made that joker movie uh and and i know joker 2 is coming out soon it's a musical which is like this cool little like different way to do it i'm excited for it's going to play into his mental illness well where he goes into like i'm sure imagining fantastical things and then when the song stops i like like you see that there's blood everywhere

maybe he's murdered i hope there's like smash cuts of like him thinking he's singing and like everybody on the streets participating but it's like him and it's like on pitch and then it like cuts and he's like singing badly and people are like going across the street shielding i love that and then he's doing um uh napoleon napoleon yeah ridley scott and i think that's great that's the next ox that's next year's oscar winner oh that's great i can't find this the trailer that i the first one i watched for it i it was so good it was more like a montage it's him it's his voice overlaying with a slight french accent i'm glad he didn't go too deep into it but he's just talking about all the battles across the planet that he's they said i couldn't do this and i waged war in the sand they said i couldn't

do that and i conquered the russian step and then it's interspliced of course with video of him doing it and it's just fucking like heavy fucking music play and i'm just like fuck napoleon goes hard i'm ready for watch this three and a half hour historical epic. Ridley Scott's good at that sort of thing. We love Gladiator, of course. He took plenty of dramatic license with that. Make fun of this evil hair-lipped incestuous monster that you could really get. Before he kills his dad, he

gives that really emotional lip-quivering talk. It's like, but none of my virtues are on your list. That's a good thing's good yeah that was really really fucking coming yeah who's your best current actor christian bale like i like the actors that show that they are in it to win it with weight loss and weight gain like him in the machinist is like almost dead he's almost like he's he's almost almost like he's, he's almost dead. Like he looks like he has a type of that role.

Yeah. And then he did Batman like very shortly after that, I think. Yeah. And he's, he's just good and everything. I like Christian Bale. I would have said Jonathan majors,

but he kind of got embroiled in a bit of a scandal, but I was really digging what he was, what he's been doing recently. I'm going a different direction. I like Ryan Reynolds. Like whenever he does a film it's funny I like him he's charismatic he hits out of the park for me

I feel like he just plays himself though in every single I just like Ryan Reynolds yeah maybe that's what's getting me get Jimmy Fallon out of there give that job to Ryan Reynolds I'd watch that show every night Jimmy Fallon's a no talent hack that fake laughs at everything and couldn't

maintain character in his fucking doing what he was supposedly supposed to be good at. SNL was worse for him. I hate Jimmy Fallon. You know who I would say is probably my I like him in everything is fucking Josh Brolin. Have you ever seen a bad Josh Brolin

performance? No. He's so good in No Country Stroll. He's fucking incredible in everything. I got some beers. Yeah, I know what beers lead to. brolin have you ever seen a bad josh brolin performance no he's so good he's incredible and everything yeah i got some beers yeah i know what beers lead to oh he's the no country for old men guy well then i like i like him then which one is he plays gurney hallock and dune as well he's gonna have a big cowboy dude josh brolin yeah he's the main protagonist guy yeah yeah he's american man he's thanos you know He plays Thanos. He plays Cable in Deadpool. He's a good guy. He was in Goonies.

Robert Downey Jr. makes good films. Yeah, he does. He's in Oppenheimer as well, by the way. Didn't Oppenheimer have so many celebrities that are known people? It has like 35 prominent actors.

I don't like that. It has the Drake and Josh guy. Who now? Josh Peck, right? I don't know who you're talking about. I'm not familiar with that. My younger brother liked that show, Drake and Josh. Anyway, I guess that's not culturally relevant here. Dune got

delayed. I was real bummed about that. and josh anyway that i guess that's not culturally relevant here dune got delayed i'm fucking i was real bummed about that but yeah i really really liked uh the first one uh oh yeah i was a fan of the old cheesy movie from the 80s uh i i liked that i know it's not good movie i know it's bad it's what you recommend me to watch so many movies that i haven't that i should see i did watch the old dune when you told me to watch that and I was like this is really really stupid like this it's a bit of a cult classic there's a lot yeah you did it was I should have done that it was I was entertained the whole time but when that guy like gets fat and starts floating around it's like I don't know how to take this seriously yeah the harkonnens baron harknay bro he's dude that book what about when he pulls the heart plug out of his femboy

sex slave just for the fuck of it i must have gone to peter in that part i did not pause when i got up he's like he's like boy slave and just like fucking he has like a it's like they've inserted a plug through his chest and into his heart where if he wants to you can just pull it out and instantly bleed the guy to death i don't even know why you would do that but it's like it's clearly like his boy fuck slave that he does it too for the fuck well he probably wants to do it because he's a gross pervert and he's like ah this guy won't agree if i don't have a heart plug yeah movie goes hard uh dune 2 is gonna pop the fuck off because that the second part of

that book is incredible if you've ever read the books um i have not the first dune movie was cool like or the new one i watched the new one that's pretty neat really great yeah i just hope that that nobody turns into a worm or anything silly like that um i that i hope that's not movie that's not until god emperor of dune there's like a 10 000 year time jump in the book and it's fucking not i'm hoping we don't get into all that nonsense no he said he's gonna he wants to do a trilogy and the third movie is going to be the second book in the series which is a little bit shorter called dune messiah and they're gonna stop it there it goes it goes totally off the rails but doing three and four there's like kids involved and then there's like literally one of them turns into a worm and it just gets nuts but yeah yeah, I'm a, that as far as things,

it's about to come out that I'm actually like super into me and Woody both love for all mankind on Apple TV. Oh yeah, that was pretty good. I love that shit. And so I'm, I'm genuinely pumped for the new season. I'll be going to do a rewatch.

It's a lot of content and I think it's high quality content. Apple doesn't scrimp. Uh, the special effects look good factors are pretty i like that um did you guys watch last of us yeah yeah i'm not gonna watch season two because i lost interest in that they started really yeah that's a shame they had too many episodes towards the end where they didn't really explore anything the one where they were in the uh 80s arcade for the entire episode was

like that was a that was a dlc that was a dlc from the first game some people dislike the first gay episode with um the parks and nick offerman i thought that was uh i thought that was a really good episode i thought that episode yeah it was great that was a good one yeah it was a formative it was a formative moment for joel because it was all about teaching him the lesson that like sometimes you got to fight for you know like you got to like fight for the people that you love or whatever but yeah no that episode was great i mean yeah it just like it petered off after that i remember all of us were so high on that show up through that episode and then every week would be like you see the other one yeah they could still come back you know well? Well, the second the dude, the second game, I don't want to give any spoilers, but it

it pops the fuck off right away. So if you're I feel like the second one's going to be a little bit faster paced, but you might want to give it a chance because like, honestly, the first episode is going to be nuts because I'm going to watch it. Does it come out soon? I don't even know if they're filming yet. Between the writer's strike and everything else, next Christmas maybe.

Dude, I want The Boys. I think The Boys comes out pretty soon. And that is my favorite show on television right now. Gen V is pretty good too. I'll watch that too, yeah. It's pretty good. It's not bad. It's Harry. I keep saying this. It's horny Harry Potter potter it's it's just

a school full of people with magical powers who are fucking and sucking each other constantly and oh there's a conspiracy in the basement is it a basilisk nah it's nothing that cool but i still like the show because i like superheroes and shit and i like the dirty take on superheroes i'm done with marvel and anything that dc i watch the artsy dc stuff but that's all the superhero shit i watch marvel needs a reboot no they're struggling now they're struggling yeah they're only making a billion dollars a movie well i mean quantumania it only made like it made like the least out of all the ant-man films and it should have made the i mean theoretically it should have made the the most but um you think it was it's just i no i mean it

was okay it was all right i mean like i just feel like a lot of the marvel stuff now it's just hard to capture the magic of like the early mcu like start over building up to the avengers and stuff it's just i feel like we we did finally reach like superhero fatigue. I feel like that's where we're at right now. Here's what I would do. Good, good, good. I would pick one character that's currently still in the Marvel universe, and they're going to be the survivor when everybody's going to die. We lose this universe.

We lose this Earth. All the main characters die by the end of this trilogy, and then one of them goes through a portal to a new universe and starts over, and there's a new Iron Man, and there's a new spider-man and you get that's what they'll do eventually that's yeah it's like you get the built-in fail safe with the multiverse you can do whatever like you can literally reboot at any time because of that'd be good because imagine it you've got this new bad guy i don't know who it is galactus or whoever and and he just literally comes and he kills everybody and one one spider-man that'd be the

person tom holland is like managed to use some tony stark tech he goes through to one of the other universes and he's there and everybody's like surprised because their spider-man was dead we'll make it fit in just perfectly but he's got a whole new team of avengers and they're like what happened and he's like galactus is coming now. Now we started the universe. Galactus is rumored to be in the... He's rumored to be the villain in the Fantastic Four movie that they're doing. Get out of here. They can't make that a movie. Fantastic Four was the cornerstone

of the Marvel comic page shit, but they're too silly for I think to make a movie of. They keep failing at it. They're doing it. They're doing it. Isn't the stretchy guy in charge of the... John Ksler is the smartest man in the world and he's stretchy yeah and he got he got clapped after five minutes like they got they clapped him in five minutes i was furious when that happened what are his what are his real powers like what can he like he's

the smartest man in existence and he's's stretchy. But what kind of stretch? Big time, like a big, stretchy, gooey rubber man. He's like Dhalsim. He's super strong. He's like Dhalsim in Street Fighter II. Different reference. Okay. So he can just stretch.

He's like Elastigirl in The Incredibles. I can tell you guys right now, if we were the Fantastic Four and Kyle was the stretch guy and I was the fire guy, there's no chance I'm not in charge. No chance. Johnny Flamer, whatever his name is, he's not very smart.

He's like a young, kind of like Bucky Kyle. Kyle's probably the fire guy and I'm probably the stretchy guy, even though we all want to be the fire guy. Can I be the invisible girl? Do I have to be the orange guy? You would for sure be the fire guy, and I'm probably the stretchy guy. Even though we all want to be the fire guy. Can I be the invisible girl? Do I have to be the orange guy? You would for sure be the orange guy. You're the muscular one. You're the big tank, dude.

Fuck you. He's not even like the Hulk. He can't be not orange. He doesn't even like his powers. Him and the Hulk have had some great fights, but the Hulk always beats him up. No, no, but I mean the Hulk can be like, all right, I'm going to calm down, do a little deep breathing, and then he can go to Chipotle. This guy. He wants to fuck your stony cock.

He can't even shoot himself. No. Did you guys like the Batman? The Matt Reeves one? I didn't see it. The one with the Riddler? I did like that. I didn't think it was amazing. I thought it was fine. I like a new, different kind of Batman. I did like that. I didn't think it was amazing. I thought it was fine.

I like a new, different kind of Batman. I've seen that. I felt like he'd probably get his ass kicked and somebody would murder him if he walked around because he's just not big and strong and buff enough to be a Batman. They did the fighting so well. The fight choreography in that movie was so fucking good.

And the Batmobile. That whole car chase scene was phenomenal. I liked that too too phenomenal car was sick it looked like it was a real car uh paul dano is such a creep when he plays the bad guy and stuff he's such a creep in uh there will be blood there will be blood yeah yeah yeah the whole time like when he finally gets killed in that bowling alley you're like yes little comeuppance for this piece of shit yeah i love paul dan Dano. He's an amazing actor. He kills it as the Riddler.

So yeah, I like that. But how many more Batman am I supposed to know? There's so many Batman. Michael Keaton came back the other day. I had to watch that shit. He was the only good thing about that movie. I thought he was dead. Michael Keaton?

Is he not as old as I thought he was? he's he's just played batman he was in dope sick as well he was in a what's that movie the the one about the catholic church and the oh he was in birdman i i saw yeah birdman was fantastic excellent yeah that was pretty good paul dan was really good in uh dumb money as well the movie about the gamestop stuff i haven't seen that yeah it'll come out on digital in like a month but it was good yeah oh you know the movie i like the most with uh michael keaton the i just saw it here i didn't realize it was the same guy the mcdonald's movie the founder i thought i really liked that movie that was really awesome yeah it's really good it's based on a book called fast food nation if Food Nation, which is a really good read, by the way. I found myself getting actually so sad

for the actual McDonald brothers when they're getting bullied out of it. I don't know what that main actor is, but he has such an endearing face. Nick Offerman. Nick Offerman. He was in... Nick Offerman is one of them,

and then the taller, chubbier bald guy who's just always kind of befuddled that like but how could you take advantage of our relationship we had an agreement going forward and then michael keaton's just this ruthless businessman who's like no i just need your name yeah so i'm gonna have you removed from the premises of your own movies that movie's great that's a great movie that was good yeah i think kyle we should do that where you educate me on films and then we like record uh some audio to release to fans about it because hutch doesn't know there's my my movie knowledge is so lacking that i'm putting that together yeah it upsets kyle how did you have you really not seen terminator 2 i haven't seen terminator 1 either so we wow

that's remarkable isn't it jesus terminator 2 is probably like it's a top three action movie all time in my opinion like groundbreaking special effects arnold's greatest film uh biggest blockbuster it founds a multi-billion dollar franchise linda hamilton being one of the the most impressive female body transformation ever maybe she got ripped yeah probably clean she's doing real like uh chin-ups uh like like raw like like looking amazing doesn't wear a bra the whole fucking movie so badass and it's great it's a wonderful movie i watched that movie the director's cut one time when I was tripping my fucking face off on acid. And I didn't realize that because they added like 20 minutes of scenes that I had never seen before. So I was tripping out like, am I adding these scenes in my mind?

Like I had like a whole like experience. But there's a really good scene where you I think it's a deleted scene where you see like cyberdyne in a boardroom designing the arnold schwarzenegger t800 terminator and they and they show the the they show arnold's body and everything they're like fucking perfect dave and and that you look in the arnold's one of the scientists it's like they just made it look like dave dave you're perfect to be a terminator model and he goes thank you very much i i knew that it'd be a good look you know i'm big stocky fella and it's arnold speaking with that country accent and i didn't see that i don't remember they're like we might tweak the voice though why he doesn't do a good job it's so fucking good well they like you know they do

voiceover and everything but uh that movie so that movie was rated r and my parents were pretty strict about what movies i got to see and it came out when i was like nine and my whole family was gonna go to see it and my mom initially was like i don't i'm not comfortable with sean going you have to stay home and i threw a fit i was bawling in my room and my dad comes in he just opens the door and he goes i got you can go and i dude i'm fucking yes seeing that movie in theaters as like a nine-year-old was just like a spiritual experience it was it was one of my fondest movie going experiences of all time easy i can empathize with like the spiritual nine ten-year-old experience because that's how old i was when

fellowship of the ring came out in like 99. Yeah. Like I remember watching that movie in theaters with my friend's dad and my friend because my my dad, my parents said no shit about it. They just were like, hey, Tim and his dad are going. You want to go with them? And I'm like, sure. It's a free. It's a movie. And I remember watching and like seeing Lurtz and the Uruk-hai and the epicness of it and

like not having never experienced a movie like that where I'm like there's a whole world there's a whole world that I can become weirdly fascinated with throughout my formative years here and it happened and I did yeah it was so good I need to rewatch Lord of the Rings do I even need to ask you if you watch Strings of Power

uh no I did not watch it didn't watch it no when I found out they weren't following the lore i was like last time you were on you're like do you guys watch rings of power we're like no it's too whoa and you were like oh you're lost oh did i mention it last time yeah yeah yeah yeah i think i'll give it like let's i'll give it like an eight eight you know 8.5 it's fun it's it's a fun it's like a but but they weren't allowed to adapt. The whole deal that they made was that

they had to do original stuff. But it also had to be in the spirit of token. The family was working with them to make sure that they were, quote unquote, lore friendly. But they had to do original stuff. That's going to rub some people the wrong way. I understand if people don't want to watch it, but

it was fine. The like and and the visual effects are like top notch for a tv show it's like one of the best looking shows easy they spent a king's ransom on it like i remember it was like almost game of thrones level expensive wasn't it wasn't it more expensive i thought they spent over a billion dollars speaking of the game of thrones thing i i probably will eventually watch house of the dragon but i had i felt so we like just so in yeah i remember you saying it was good to watch it but it just it feels like i'm forgiving them for the end of game of thrones if i watch it and i don't forgive them for the end of game of thrones all those prophecies meaning nothing matt smith is fantastic is that his name by the way matt smith um yeah dr who guy he's so good

if you but though if if you're squeamish about like violent births then this is not the show for you so many violent births there's like three that are just horrifyingly graphic like genuinely disturbing i think they're what they're wanting to solidify and this is a little bit in the books that that men um a man's job is to shed blood on a battlefield and a woman's job is to shed uh blood in the birthing bed like like and and these women it's they die left and right giving birth because it was incredibly dangerous thing to do for most of human history. Yeah, that makes sense.

It's brutal. It's brutally violent. And there's three. Oh, it's in three violent births in nine episodes. In one third of the episode, there's a horribly violent birth. What show are we talking about? House of the Dragon. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw that. We we talking about house of the dragon oh yeah yeah yeah i saw that we're

talking about taylor's um um lacking movie repertoire no i've been watching i've been watching this series recently where these two guys watch star trek the next generation episodes together and one of them's never seen star trek and the other's seen it all and it's fun to see them go back and forth and they just play like little scenes from the episode and like show still so you know i'll do that with you right i have seen no star trek content in my entire life other than that movie where the main guy is flying the the thing into the like mining ship came out in 2009 and he's like what's his name and he's like fucking rutherford or whatever after james tiberius kirk james tiberius yeah i've seen that one i wasn't paying attention but i've seen that one but second one was good too and the third one i fucking like the new star trek i'm with hutch

you're so right i like them they're fun they're fantastic star trek has just beat the shit out of star wars over time it's not even a decade ago yeah well i mean rise of skywalkers jesus fucking christ like worse than any of the prequels i think in my opinion if we were going to do star trek taylor we do deep space nine episode by episode wouldn't i have to start at the beginning on episode one yes but that's like the fifth series of star trek isn't it yeah but that's why you've got me there as a tour guide and i can in like 30 seconds i can be like this guy this guy's mad at this guy because he was taken over by the borg who were this mechanical race five years ago he used he

led their cubes with his human mind taken over by the borg this place called wolf three four five nine or some shit and he killed this guy's wife so now this guy doesn't like him he remembers that and this guy's gonna feel bad about it even though his body wasn't his at the time so I can set up that way you don't have to watch all of the next generation to know that fact you can just go right into episode 1 of this is literally episode 1

of Deep Space 9 I would have to explain that to you the only one you really need all the background for is Lower Decks yeah it's all about references and backstory Lower Decks? background for is lower decks yeah it's all about references and backstory lower decks it's animated star trek oh okay i heard about that yeah you're like a virgin who doesn't know sex is cool dude what you what you have out there waiting for you is a lot of fun is it good if you

like yes okay if you like star trek lower decks is blast. And I don't mean like the Star Trek movies from the last few years. I mean, if you watch The Next Generation and you know all the characters from it, or you watched some Voyager or some Deep Space Nine, you need to have watched one of the three or four main series. And if you've seen them all like my gay ass ass,

then every episode of the Lower Decks is like full, and I mean crammed full with references to the other five or six series of which i've seen them over what about uh what about the shatner one i won't like the og i won't do that uh that's not even worth watching i think a lot of old stuff isn't good anymore. Not much holds up. The style of acting and fighting. Twilight Zone. Twilight Zone holds up so well.

That show is awesome. I remember watching it at Nick and Knight. I've never watched The Wonder Years before. Before we knew what a monster he'd become. I've actually never seen a Star Trek episode. I've only seen the new movies. Yeah, no Lower Decks for you then, probably. Oh, you have a lot of

research to do before you enjoy Lower Decks, my friend. Okay. Five series to watch. But no, I'd do that with you, Taylor. Or we could just do a movie, because a movie is two hours or 90 minutes, whereas if you take a bite into Deep Space Nine, you're signing up for like six, seven, eight seasons.

I don't remember what it is. Make a list of like, Kyle's must-see ten movies that I haven't't seen and i will watch them with you and you can you can educate me fill in the blanks of my have you seen the original predator movie no wow okay wait how old are you again 32 i watch it every month i'm not even kidding i did watch uh i watched alien because kyle recommended that to me phenomenal ridley scott that was really good i liked that you watch aliens the sequel james cameron takes over yes i did watch that one too phenomenal yeah terminator is like it is like that kind of movie like aliens like like machine guns and violence and death and mayhem and good actors acting well even the children but now it's in los angeles and it holds up it holds up well like yeah

here's my scalding hot take for you kyle i think prey the new predator film is as good as the original that's too hot all right you need to take one step back though and you're with me i think it's as good if not better than predator 2 which i think is the best is the second clears predator 2 easily i think it clears it but not easily and i think that predator 1 though lives on and is just you've got multiple governors you got multiple bodybuilders you got apollo creed you have you have um jean-claude van damme um was there they didn't use his stuff but he you know yeah yeah he like dressed up in like a like a pink outfit or whatever yeah well it was pink so it's staying out from the green for the cgi but but the full one that was painted that looks much

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I have vivid dreams these days because i stopped getting loaded i don't drink or smoke weed anymore and like ever since i stopped doing that now every night you're just like raw dogging your entire life yeah so boring but now i have these vivid dreams it's like it's crazy how little you dream when you're smoking like copious amounts of weed like you just don't dream or at least i didn't that's true when you smoke for a good while and then you stop for a week or take a tolerance break or whatever one of the first things you notice is like damn i had weird dreams last night or not not even weird is like bad just like very vivid and active because you're used to getting like a more dreamless sleep when you're smoking weed

yeah which dreamless sleep can be good in its own way too i'm definitely sleeping a lot like this is the most regulated that my sleep cycle has been in my entire adult life like i get a solid seven and a half eight hours of sleep or i fall asleep around the same time wake up around the same time and i've never really had that in my adult life ever and um yeah at the age of 40 i finally started doing i mean good for you man i'm doing that right now too but i'm just one game good game release uh like especially a multiplayer co-op type grindy game oh then it goes to shit yeah yeah like i go back to rust because it's so addictive and i try to look at it a bit i think well that single player though that's me grinding on my own for no just for my own

self but if you and i and and woody were playing rust and it was like yeah woody can't get on until four but i'm on noon till six i'm gonna make make sure Woody's got enough scrap when he logs on that he doesn't have to futz about. He needs to, he needs to learn those blueprints. Like there'll be work to do like that, that you would take seriously for hours at a time. And I love that shit.

Hmm. Yeah. I'd grinding, collecting resources and organizing them in the base. That's just too much effort. Drugs came up a minute ago. Hutch, have you ever done Mollylly oh yeah i have

heard i was briefly interested i was i've never done it and i was like this seems like i don't know something i should check out and then i heard that it's like borrowing your next three days of happiness having it all tonight and then fighting depression until the middle of the week what's your opinion on that thought um i don't think i think that's my experience wasn't like that um there's definitely a come down and it's nice to have some cannabis or cannabis products like when you're doing the come down because it just kind of helps to to to relax and everything i don't think that's true i don't think you're going to be fighting depression like you would have you can you don't have to do a lot of mdma like you can take a small amount and have a really good

experience if you do a lot of mdma then you're probably going to have like a rough like couple days following but if you do it in moderation i don't think i don't think that's going to be an issue i don't know has anybody here tried yeah yeah i've done molly like i i never knew anyone who did it like i haven't done it since college and i just did it like before i think i think it was skrillex like 2010 at uh mizzou that i before that i know it's pretty lights it was pretty lights 2010 that was an awesome show i think it was awesome even with i was on a bunch of molly like it was it's one of those drugs that like i i bet it would fuck with you really badly if someone if you're doing it all the time but i didn't know anyone in my world who did it anytime other than like before a concert and even then like i never would have sought it out. It was like one of my buddies happened to have some was like,

Hey, take some of this before you go to the show and drink a bunch of water and stay hydrated. And nobody can describe their high, right? It's just hard to put into words, but can you attempt what Molly does? I had,

I was in a good mood, a fantastic mood. The, the music, like it was, it could just be that the bass was so heavy and hard, but the energy was excellent there. There was no feeling of crowdedness in the crowd, everybody jumping around and everything. I was literally that guy, one of the guys, because a lot of people are on Molly, I'm sure, where there's the main core of people who are in front of the stage and pretty lights is playing and everything and then

there are the people like kind of off to the side in like a more open space not directly in front of it and they're just kind of going wild vibing and dancing i was one of those guys yeah not a not a lick of shame or embarrassment i was feeling it and i i didn't care i just felt so good just dancing around it was great it depends on what if you have it on an empty stomach or a full stomach so like if you if you take it on a full stomach the come up might be a little bit protracted like it might take like an hour and a half if you if you eat like two hours before you take it i think that's technically ideal um what will happen is like 30 minutes into it, you might feel like a little bit of anxiety.

Like it'll feel kind of like, that's why they call it the come up. It's like a feeling of like anticipation, excitement, anxiety. And maybe you start getting kind of tingly and then you're just, it's just a euphoric feeling. You love everybody around you. You you know you feel a sense of like

connection i think the original purpose of the drug was it was meant to help with like um couples therapy like i think that was the original purpose for when the drug was that makes sense developed and now of course they're like you probably already know but they're you they're experimenting with treating ptsd and and depression which i can totally yeah i can't imagine getting like i can't imagine getting in an argument with someone in the space i was in at that concert like you're right that was a good way to put it like you're just everybody's vibing and you're just getting along having a fun time together and there's a bit of like body stuff too like your skin feels kind of tingly so like that's why people people will you know like a lot of people will like play with each

other's hair and give each other massages because like your physical sensations are heightened but you're not high like like if you smoke weed there it doesn't produce the same kind of it's hard to explain because it's like you're high but you're not high it's like it's it is a very different it's unlike it's unlike marijuana it's unlike alcohol it's unlike cocaine it's hard to explain because it's like you're high but you're not high it's like it's it is a very different it's unlike it's unlike marijuana it's unlike alcohol it's unlike cocaine it's unlike you know lsd it's just it's very unique in that way it sounds like it's concentrated happiness definitely it was it was a lot of fun i wouldn't do it again can you get it legally i don't think you can get it legally i've never it is a drug that like hasn't even been mentioned in any of my social circles like since college like i don't know anybody who i

really want dmt that's the next thing that i'm gonna like like try to find a legal-ish way to would do travel somewhere whatever um i really want to see those goddamn gnomes or whatever you know and i want to get myself psyched up to see some goddamn gnomes or whatever, you know, and I want to get myself psyched up to see some scary shit before I do it. Like, do you believe that they all see the same like alien creature or do you think it's like, they're all going into a trip experience and people are telling them what they're going to see.

And they're like planting a seed. So I've, I've seen, I've, I've, I've seen a lot about this. i don't know the answer i think that if you tell somebody hey let us know if you see the machine gnomes before they do dmt then they're probably going to see some machine gnomes i heard someone say once maybe on rogan that we should find

an uncontacted tribe and dose one of those motherfuckers and see what they see because they haven't been influenced by anything that's in our world and if they see the machine gnomes then they're fucking real wait woody are you still doing the ketamine stuff because my audience said that you were doing ketamine therapy i yeah that was ended though i call it like nine months ago i don't remember when did you do the thing where it's like six sessions or whatever yes yeah mind bloom so you did it at home yeah okay and then yeah and they have you like do a little check-in before right and then they make sure that there's somebody there to like monitor you i looked into that because i was out i was dealing yeah yeah i'm sorry i cut you off did you want to finish? No, no, no. So there's six sessions. Uh, uh, I knew nothing about this.

Like I didn't have any experience and for me it was the right way to get started. I needed a tour guide, other people. Maybe you have friends who could guide you through it. And, um, I was just trying to like work some shit out. So I, you know, even before they like prescribed it, I was like, this is why I'm taking it. I'm trying to sort of sort some shit out, find some happiness and, and wellness. And, and they're like, I was like, this is why I'm taking it. I'm trying to sort some shit out, find some happiness and wellness. And they're like, cool, cool. You seem like a fit.

And they prescribed it to me. Don't get too caught up in the numbers, but I think this is about right. I think the initial dose was 450 whatever milligrams or something. And I took it and I enjoyed it. And it was a good experience for me. Beforehand, they had me take my blood pressure. they set you up there's some nausea involved so they give you i bet taylor knows what is the name of the drug that cures all maybe but my guess for drug would have been weed well anyway there's a there's a something that

they take it in advance so that you don't get any nausea works perfectly. But my point in bringing that up is they really do this professionally. It's probably more expensive. You put this stuff under your tongue, you'd wait for like seven minutes and they give you the audio to listen to while you do it. And a mask, right? A sleeping mask, a high quality sleeping mask, a blood pressure guide. there's a therapist like sort of getting y'all set up for it they make sure that you have like a babysitter of some sort you know to help you do this and but it's only for the first like one or two sessions and then the other four you're completely independent which i like i on the first one i was happy to have the help on the second one it was sort of a quick check-in then after that i I'm a grownup. Leave me the heck alone. I've learned it's my third time. Um, the first dose I

said was four 50. And then afterwards I was like, Hey, it really worked. Like I got a good ride out of this, but you know how, when you're like a little drunk, you can either lean into it or you can almost pretend you're sober. Like if the officer's talking to you okay that's how my 450 was so they're like all right cool 800 next time around and then that became this like inescapable you're going on this ride there is no you can open your eyes and pretend you're okay kind of thing and um but it's pretty brief right like 30 minutes an hour it's not that long of a trip is it yeah so an hour or yeah i think it's an hour of the trip and then afterwards i'm still feeling it a little bit but i journaled and maybe you

don't want that but for me that that was really helpful while i'm high all my thoughts are just completely unencumbered by any second guessing. Every thought I have is an absolute winner banger. You know, this is how I feel my wife's bucket. This is what my son really needs from me. This is what my daughter, et cetera. And there is no, Oh, but what if no, no, no, no, this is it. And then afterwards I get to revisit these thoughts because I've journaled it and it was really useful. I still look at them sometimes. I bet I've looked at them this month you know and uh um yeah it was a did you get um because i know that it has very acute effects in terms of relieving and i don't know if you're were you dealing with depression or like sort of general malaise that sort of a thing or yeah call it mild depression malaise that works

okay uh i was told that it it immediately the i've talked to several people that have done it it made them feel better like immediately but it not necessarily it wasn't necessarily the case that it that was the case after like two weeks did you have long-term relief of their the symptoms when you yeah i had the inverse of that i would say that after the first dose the next day day, I'm like, still me. And then, like, after the sixth dose, I'm like, actually, you know, this has been really helpful for me. I have a question. Yeah.

So, you took it, and then it sounds like you really go into, like, a meditative state almost. What if you just watched Trailer Park Boys? Then I think you'd get what you wanted from it. Right. So what I did, yeah, I put on the mask. I used a weighted blanket. I had a scented candle.

Like I really created my setting for me to sort of work stuff out. Just, I wanted nothing but me and my thoughts. Boom. Yeah. But that doesn't sound like it's the experience you're going for. You're just going for a really great afternoon. We're having a good time.

Yeah. I think it would deliver that too. Yeah. Um, I don't know. Uh, right now, DMT a hundred percent.

I want to go to another place and see another thing. LSD. I've said it before is slight alter it, alter it, alteration of what you have in front of you, which was the first time I'd ever experienced that. Every cartoon led me to believe that a beer would do it

that I'd see. And then every stupid adult led me to believe that marijuana would make me do it. And then finally, I took a drug that made me see shit that wasn't there and make the shit that was there change colors and wiggle and jiggle. Let me take that back. I didn't see anything that wasn't there and make the shit that was there change colors and wiggle and jiggle i let me take that back i didn't see anything that wasn't there but it made

everything that was it was augmented reality everything that was there was changed the moon you know late at night full moon and the clouds are moving quickly between you and the moon oh that was fantastic to look at do i feel like with lsd the way that i would describe it is that everything turns into like vibrations so when you look at a light source on lsd you're not seeing necessarily like one kind of light source you're seeing like a million diamonds that are kind of like breathing almost and then sound like i remember i had like a box breathing too yeah or if you take a shower and you look down and like the water flowing and all that like i remember listening to like a box fan when i was tripping my fucking face off on lsd and i felt like i could hear the individual

vibrations of like lsd is really you got but you got to be careful with that drug though because that is it is a really intense drug like you should have somebody kind of babysitting you yeah we were all together taking it like like four or five of us took it together uh which one was the babysitter uh somebody might have been sober the thing was the neighbor the local pd would have intervened if good. I think one or two of the guys only took like two hits of acid. And while you're tripping on two, you're not. It's like three beers tripping. I don't know. You're not.

You're still able to take care of everybody. It's still intense. But the real ride is like six tabs. Then you're on the fucking. I have a question. Yeah. So on LSD, I think I know the answer. You would never drive on that, right?

No. What about Molly? Because it sounds like you just concentrated happiness would you get pulled over you're not going to be able to fake sober i'm not suggesting that your ideas be old pupils i would never suggest that you'd ride a car after taking molly i don't think it would hinder you as much as lsd like what about pot and i'm just using this as a i don't think it would hinder you as much as lsd like what about pot and i'm just using this as a i don't think it's a good idea to drive when you're high a lot of people do it but i don't i don't think it's a good idea to do that yeah i don't i also so i have friends who are like olympic level pot consumers and they're fine they fucking fly their paragliders ride boats dirt bikes they feel like they're better at dirt

biking when they're high uh for me though i don't i'm completely sober and all that shit i usually don't buy the like oh it makes me better at working out i'm a better athlete when i'm high it's like i you know just say you want to be high while you're flying around like that i was better at comment when i when i smoked weed for sure like for a hundred percent for sure i mean yeah i mean technically because because it would i would be more immersed like less distracted so like maybe my reaction time was a little bit slower but my game sense was better when i was smoking weed and playing god for sure and my and my my chat would even tell you this because i would be i would play like a few games sober and then and

then i would smoke some weed and then it was like a few games sober and then I would smoke some weed. It was like a thing. The only thing I do better on weed is enjoy jokes and go to sleep. Those are the things that I can do. I'm a better eater. I'm really good. If we had a talent show or if I had to challenge you all,

if we had a game of anything you can do, I can do better or something where I did a thing and then you had to copy me. I'm Michael Jordan, you're Mia Hamm. Yeah. It would be driving high. If I had to challenge you to do a thing, it would be to get high and then drive

through heavy traffic and go to a point. It couldn't even be a closed course. No, no, no. Ambulance through heavy traffic and go to a point. It couldn't even be a closed course. No, no, no. Ambulance behind you. We're playing for keeps. I drove us through a fucking blizzard from Denver to Killington.

I don't know what that distance is and I don't know how long it took because I was so high that it was in a blizzard. You can look up the weather report and see the nightmare. No, God. There is no way you drove from Colorado to Vermont. What's the fucking... They named a car after it.

It's the resort in Southern Colorado. The fancy schmancy ski resort, Southern Colorado. Telluride. Yeah, Denver to Telluride. It was like four or six hours or something down mountains we were behind snow plows laser focus yeah that's a hardcore twisty roads so far the problem too is if you're a cop it's like really hard to get people on that because it's like you can do like a blood test or it's like they don't really

have like it's not the same with alcohol you just blow into a breathalyzer so yeah but i don't know i i feel like have they done studies on like i mean obviously i think alcohol is going to impair you more if you're driving i think that's impaired driving though i'll say this the reason i would challenge you is because i've got a high tolerance right it just doesn't affect me as much mostly and i'm used to being high a lot but if you got high you'd be panicking and worried and scared you wouldn't be relaxed you'd be fucked up you'd get in trouble i wouldn't recommend anybody smoke and drive like if you smoked for the first time and got behind the wheel of a car no that's a horrible idea you're gonna or if you take like a dab like a big old chunky dab the

first time you oh yeah the first something like that would be the equivalent of like getting an office chair and we spinning you a bunch of times and like throwing you behind the wheel like you'd just be everywhere yeah oh i've been watching i showed taylor before the the episode um i want and remind me to talk about para paramotors because you're okay you know they made global news and everything recently. Oh, dear. We were watching that police video, Taylor and I. It just happened in Georgia. The cop pulls over a guy, and the guy starts being resistant. The cop tases him, and the guy eats the taser, standing.

He's going, oh. I love that. And when the taser stops, he turns around and starts kung fu fighting the cop i'm talking karate chops i'm talking is he hitting or doing uh what is it called when they just do the poses kata kata yeah no he's hitting them yeah it's it's a little bit of both some of it's ineffective and not necessary it's it's like he's working that's you know that that kata it's like he's he's going through his kata and then walking into the cop so some of it works and some of the deflections even work that's how bart simpson fights he's fucking the cop i'm gonna move my arms like this and if you get in the way it's on you

the cop cannot believe that we're having fisticuffs out of nowhere and finally he gets the cops like mouth jaw in his hands and starts bending the cop over backwards the cop's neck has been as far backwards as it will go and they're still standing and he's like got his hands kind of around his jaw like you grab a child or like a an insolent woman and he's he's bending him back he's going yeah bitch yeah bitch and the cop tries to whomp him with that silly baton they have and he's not having any of that how does it right away how does it away it spins into the interstate by the way this is happening right next to busy interstate interstate i-85 so then i-85 it's redundant so the cop grabs his gun puts it the guy's ribs and shoots him twice through the lungs. So then the guy

falls and quickly dies in front of us on camera over the next eight minutes. It's a good watch. But the fun thing was there was a Brinks truck driving down the interstate, slams on the brakes, throws that bitch in reverse, and the Brinks man comes back. He comes out of the car with his gun, holding the guy down on the ground it was great i love brinks man i love those police activity videos i found a new channel that shows you more of the uh instead of just the shootout everything before and after so you get to see them like get thrown in jail you get to see them in their jail cell upset it's great it's great i need to switch to Kyle stuff. I'm watching like audit the auditor.

Are you familiar with this? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's a very dull version of it. Like what happens is you have these people who intentionally antagonize police, right? So it usually starts off with like videotaping the police building. Is it like the sovereign citizen people? They can be, but usually they're kind of... Those people are funny as fuck, dude. These people have real legal ground to stand on. These guys are taking their

actual rights and pressing it as far as they can legally go and say, do something about it, I'll sue you. I'm standing on the sidewalk and I'm filming in the window of the police department, which it turns out you're allowed to do. But the police really don't like that.

They hate that. So they're like, what's your name? And he's like, I don't want to tell you my name. What are you doing? I don't want to talk about my day. Why are you filming inside of the police department? He's like, I'm outside. I'm a journalist.

I'm a journalist. Yeah. Who do you work for? I'm outside. I'm a journalist. I'm a journalist. Yeah. Who do you work for? I'm an independent, independent journalist. And their goal is to get the police to violate their rights. And then they sue. Yeah.

And then this guy audit the auditor. Well, he's an attorney. These people are usually just like, you know, amateur attorneys. Yeah. Yeah.

But audit the auditor, the YouTuber is a genuine attorney and he'll look up like the section in code and at the end he gives people letter grades like i give this cop a d plus i give this you know citizen a b minus and you learn a lot from it but the thing is the police typically tell you you have fewer rights than you really have and i never have the confidence to be like when do you need to produce your id and when don't you for example what if you're the passenger can you just tell the police to fuck off i think you can but if they were like hey but i don't know i'd give them my i'll tell you this uh when i'm the passenger car i don't bring my id this happened but like i was in a car that had a car accident, and I was the passenger,

and I made a point of not bringing my ID because I don't want to be part of your nonsense. The cop was like, do you have ID? I was like, I absolutely do not. Aren't you supposed to have it, though? That's what I was always told. Aren't you supposed to always have your ID? No.

What are you going to do? Write me up. My name is Joe Stevenson. I've got a Star of David that I just put on, and that way everybody knows I'm a good boy. So you have to have your ID. That's how you show people you're an attorney. You have to have a driver's license if you're operating a motor vehicle,

but they can't ask you for that bitch unless they have conducted a traffic stop or if they suspect you of committing a crime. And if you know that they have no reason to suspect you of committing a crime, then they're in a lot of trouble. I saw a cop chasing a guy around a park, shooting at him with a taser, telling him he was obstructing. And another cop is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? He was obstructing and fleeing. Fleeing from what? Resisting arrest for what? Fleeing.

Fleeing from what? Obstructing. Obstructing what? Yeah, that's how it goes sometimes. Or another one. Cop is pulling over someone. Boom, right? Auditor, or that's what they call themselves, auditors, starts filming the police interaction with the person who's getting a ticket for something cops hate that they

absolutely hate being filmed so they'll tell them like well you're impeding my investigation they're across the street on the sidewalk 60 feet away and they need them to be like 250 feet away for like rolling through a stop sign it's bullshit and i never have really the confidence to be like no 70 feet away is reasonable you can suck my dick i'm not going any farther how much money are that antagonistic some will be like fuck you pig fuck you pig do something about it fatty They didn't have a 5XL uniform, you piece of shit. What kind of high school bully can't hack it in the military piece of shit are you? That's pretty funny. Yeah, it could be a little dry, but...

What's the most amount of money you've seen? Quarter million. If they do follow... Quarter million. $80,000, $90,000 just for putting your hands on me and making me move what was the quarter million for did he like get tased or beat up or just i think they like aggressively cuffed him and made him spend a night in jail or something like that it's a pretty good trade-off damn no yeah yeah i do that four times a year. Oh, yeah. And then you'll get greedy.

Then you'll be like, Jackie, going into work. Because you have your bullhorn and your black placards just to bother people. I just get annoying as fuck. Maracas. He's a menace, but he's too wealthy to stop at this point.

Has he not learned to play the triangle yet? We all hate him. On the Police Watch YouTube channel. I think it's not learned to play the triangle yet. We all hate him. On the Police Watch YouTube channel, I think it's Police Watch, you get some really satisfying ones. They'll spend 15 minutes building up how much of a piece of shit this guy is and how many chances he's been given.

And you know it's coming because if you fast forward a little, you can see this big peak in viewership, like 20 minutes in. You're like, I'll sit and wait. show me how much of a piece of shit he is and this bitch won't perfect one this this black lady from new jersey of course in florida trying to fly back home but she's drunk as a skunk they won't let her on the airplane uh southwestern is like no you cannot board this flight as a matter of fact you've been so obnoxious you can't have

any southwestern flights you'll have to go back through security, book a new ticket with a different airline, and that's it. We've refunded your money. We all turn around and get the fuck out of there. Try to do it quickly so we can get our flight ASAP. Not her. She's sitting there, obnoxious, drunk as fuck. She's sitting on one of those pieces of luggage that's motorized and you can ride around. They're really comical.

She's winning me back. I want one of those for the house how they're amazingly quick and like agile seemingly i watched her do it and the cop is being so understanding he's an electric bicycle cop in the airport he's zipping around and he's being so cool to you know this and that they've done that he gets on the phone with her sister here he explains properly what's going on just get her to go through security and it's all over that's all we need finally we get her in the plane train she's being shitty she's drinking water but seemingly getting drunker and more shitty she's he's just like just walk that way you can see where she has to go like home free is right there through those gates just walk there walk there just drinking talking shit talking shit talking shit random black fellow walks by gets involved cop lets that happen yeah try to convince her we if we go through there we're home free he can't do

it he can't do it she's now she spits at the cop and that's it that's it you've spat on me then she's in his face that they hate it. By the time it's over, she's fucking handcuffed, mushed against a wall, getting hog tied. And like, I love when they do it. They do this thing where they hog tie you. They tie your ankles together, your hands behind your back, and then they tie a rope to your ankles and they pull you through the car from the other side. And then they loop it over the door, close the door and use their body weight to pull you all the way against the door. So the other guy can slam the door you came in through. And now you're in that bitch, you fucker.

I love it. I watch, I watch two hours of this shit a day. Just people getting, I saw one today, five cops on this guy, and the female cop gets her thumb in the bad guy's mouth somehow, and he goes, and she's biting the shit out of her like a bulldog, and she can't get her thumb out, and everybody's screaming,

stop biting her, and one guy's punching him in the side of the head, just pop, pop pop pop and finally her thumb pops out it's all bloody and shit and i thought for sure she was going to retreat because i don't think much of female cops but she stayed there the whole time said they're all bleeding everywhere everybody was bleeding it was rough i love my cop videos bleeding you do i gotta get going to get some dinner because i'm pretty fucking hungry but it was really good catching up with you guys i had a good time man yeah and here here's my last my parting question

because i know like um balder's gate 3 is like a big like a big uh like a lot of people are saying play it with like a fun party can you play that game single player or no single player is what you want it's difficult to do a full it's seven it's about 75 hours if you don't stray too much from the main story to complete the whole game. It's hard to pick up saves with people, I thought. I'd be surprised if it wasn't. I've played it all single player. I've played a few party games,

but it's kind of like after this three-hour session, how do we hook back up? We just have to always play together. If we were doing a real dnd campaign where we sat around a table if you're not there tonight we can't play with without you you know or you'll get left behind you had a good time playing single player dude i it's been so many years since i've actually read the dialogue and cared so much i read i i don't know i'm collecting the books in the world and reading them okay i loved it so much i loved it so much

all right story is so good all right well thanks for having me on guys thanks for the invite i appreciate it yeah good talking to you yep have a good weekend and i'll talk to you later bye-bye later man later woody i sent you that article today or not an article rather um actually it was it was an article posted in the paramotoring subreddit. Oh, I think I saw a screenshot or something, right? If you see something, shoot something. Well, that was just me riffing a little bit. But there was a serious article that got posted in there where someone somewhere, I don't think in the U.S., but they saw a paramotor flying over and they panicked.

They thought that there was some sort of a terrorist attack because they relate paramotors to terrorists. That happened to me. Yeah, this is maybe three, four years ago and I was flying with a friend of mine and when we land, there's like cops there. Lights go on. Rather than land in my yard, this particular time, I took off and landed in an airport. All right, cool. We get back, and there's a cop car or two, and the lights are going. We didn't think they were there for us.

We hadn't done anything interesting. The cop comes over, and he starts questioning us. Like, hey, where were you? what were you doing what's this and we're like oh these are paramotors you know you don't need a license and just sort of explaining what they are turns out someone had called 9-1-1 and they said that people were like dropping like terrorists were dropping things and i was like oh well i assure you we didn't drop anything and the cop is like no no you no, no, you don't understand. You're the thing.

They thought that you were being dropped and, you know, going to attack North Carolina or something. Oh, I think you're a parachutist, perhaps being dropped from a larger aircraft or something like that. Or there were some sort of gliding bomb. I don't know. But yeah, so we had a couple cops greet us upon landing because they thought it was a terrorist attack people are so stupid i that's what i thought i'm not saying i'm qualified to vote for president i'm just saying that not everyone is all right if you want to if you make the test hard enough i can't pass it i won't argue with you

i won't say i am too smart enough to decide who's president. I won't argue with you. There should be more questions about Rome on this test. There should be. There should be a few about Rome. I think they're pretty pertinent. The fall of the greatest empire of all time. There we were with hot running water and then we went to the

dark ages and like rubbing boiled down horse urine in our wounds for a thousand fucking years so it's a good idea to look at rome um if you're gonna be voting i'd like someone who knew the consequences of a failed republic i'd like someone who knew the consequences of the the most powerful um power and not just a region but now a globe failing i was only half joking but yeah it makes sense especially as america i think we're the current reigning empire i think you could say that and to sort of know what happened to england what happened to rome how these things get bigger and smaller and well rome just kept overextending

itself towards the end of its existence funding tons of foreign wars you know based on what i learned from tv it was a love triangle going around i'm pretty sure there was some immigration and some uh infrastructure issues too no i don't think they had a wall at all i think you're right i bet they did they had the hadrian's wall they did they had hadrian's wall up in in the england well because i've never heard of it i'm not sure it's true. It's still there. It is. That's proof. Adrian himself placed every stone. He did.

Stonewall Jackson was one of his first in his command there, if I remember correctly. I finished Rome, the TV series. You were right. Oh, my God. When you said it moved really quickly, I thought the first season moved really quickly. The first season ended in the way that I thought the whole

thing would end. What even is season two? Well, sure enough, season two is pretty cool. Man, those last three episodes covered two-thirds of the story. Yeah, it was wild. Yeah, it's a shame that that didn't get... If that came out now, I would bet it would be wildly popular.

It's shocking to me. You can tell like when some sort of global algorithm gets triggered by a subject. Right now it is Rome. Like whatever that was recently, where someone on TikTok like brought up that topic

that I asked my boyfriend how much he talks about Rome and he answered this and then it just exponentially grew until like Netflix and Hulu started recommending me Roman based things. Netflix is like, hey, here's a series we made two years ago. That's like six parts of Roman blah, blah, blah. Okay, why not? There's no way that's coincidence that it's happening. I guarantee in Hollywood that algorithm, a bell went ding, ding, ding,'s a coincidence. It's happening. I guarantee in Hollywood, that algorithm, a bell went ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

What's that? It's the Make a Rome movie bell. All right. Who wants to do it? It's being made or written right now. The next Roman-based movie, it'll happen in three or four years and it'll be fucking cool.

I love that as a historical topic. I love it as movies and TV shows. I wish Gliator had been a whole goddamn universe you know is there another empire as cool as rome like was greece anywhere near that cool or yeah i mean the romans stole all the greeks ideas they optimized them that's where you see uh caesar octavian that's what's what Caesar Octavian's doing when he's a boy. His mother's like, stop reading about those old dirty Greeks. They were all boy buggerers anyway.

Now, have you had any gash yet? No, mother. I have plenty of time to get gash. A man of your age should have had a dozen slave girls gashes by now that's like what is i'm not exaggerating much what's the joke like the greeks uh invented sex and then the romans discovered you could do it with women something like that uh yeah there's a lot of that um and the greeks actually get like more of that like like they weren't as gay they have a reputation for the day yeah that like that

was like an insult they would like the spartans like would make fun of the athenians being like a bunch of boy loving buggerers or whatever the the the words were back then yeah still going on they did in the movies that i'm not so like what our idea of it is today where it's like oh yeah the greeks just like totally cool i'm sure there's plenty of gay people and and and like getting down in all kinds of ways the romans were just perverse and all the way up to their leadership you know you would see there's even that scene in rome where the guy's like i've heard that you romans would have a baboon fuck a woman and he's like yes we we sometimes will have baboons fuck a woman i believe you just it's no more difficult than training the baboon and restraining the woman and the guy it's usually reserved as a punishment

though and the man is like i would like to see this i would like to see a baboon fucking woman he's like well steps can be taken certainly but the matter at hand is it's just like yeah sure dude we'll get you your baboon fucking like after after negotiations like come on let's move along even then back in those days i feel like those guys had to have been like really the baboon fucking guy like are you sure are you sure you don't want to go to the coliseum no that's that's what they did fucking again that's what they did in the coliseum they would have baboon fucking in the coliseum they are i don't think so all right i love when you say

things like this and i ask you if you want to bet because I know you're wrong and you refuse to bet. And then Zach looks it up and then you go, huh? Baboon fucking in the Coliseum. All right, Zach, look up baboon fucking in the Coliseum. There's no way. Are baboons at all native to that area? And so let me just say this. One of the flexes that the Roman empire would do to like keep its peep

we're taxing them a lot for this big military we have it's very expensive because it's an organized military that you feed and like what do you do for a living i'm a fucking soldier i show up to the post and i serve there for you know five years at a time you gotta feed pay and you pay them in gold right it's an so to show the people and to pay them off for this, they would bring back from Africa and from all the way to England and Europe, the bears, the lions, the monsters of those lands that they conquered, the elephants, and bring them home during their triumphs and be like, look how powerful we are. We brought these baboons home to fuck women. Nothing about baboon rape. Read it, Taylor. Read it out loud.

Let's bet $1,000. There's nothing, though, about baboon rape i'm gonna read it taylor read it out loud let's bet a thousand dollars there's nothing though about baboon rape there's also nothing to actually indicate that the reenactment marshall alludes to was anything but a dude in a bull costume mounting someone in a pacify costume no rape involved and probably no actual intercourse given the constraints of visibility within the coliseum. Words from my mouth, basically. So Google this. We're forced bestiality Coliseum. You're really... Because I'm positive it's true.

If that doesn't work, maybe lose the Coliseum and just do Romans because that was kind of like... I mean, if the first thing doesn't work. I'm almost positive they use this as a form of execution like they would have a horse rape a woman to death you've been you've been taking a bunch of Derek's you know dream supplements are you sure

I'm sure something that you had a fever dream about that you were just excited consists of mushrooms and pot yeah they definitely did that wouldn't even be as entertaining as like just from entertainment perspective do you want to see a bunch of the the retiarius fighting the um

you have a variety of things tailored like you don't want all of look different variety is the spice of life it was just like television like one day you'd have women being executed by rape of donkey or whatever and then the next day we'll have a we'll recreate that old uh what's the myth about the guy who like the eagle comes down and eats his liver every day and it regenerates is that is that greek or roman you would think it's roman because i know they they recreated it yeah i think they trained to come down they did they did rip a lot of their stuff from the Greeks. How do you train a bird to eat a man's liver? I don't think they did that. I bet they did that too.

No, because they... Yes. Zach, also fact check that at one point, birds were trained to eat men's liver as to recreate the... I can't remember if it's Greek or Roman, but the mythological God nonsense, theological myth of that occurring. Because there's no way you could,

the bird's going to eat whatever's in front of it. As soon as it's done with the liver, it's going to be eating your kidneys or whatever else the dead guy has in there. We're not talking about what it does later. We're talking about for the show of it all, like what does it come down to do? And I say they trained a bird to eat a man's liver on command if it was eating liver out of his live body is it like definitely thank you yeah it was prometheus punishment for giving

fire to man that they did that to him which big ups to prometheus like fire like punished by zeus yeah but but but did the romans recreate that you know in real life in the Colosseum? And also, where are we on this animal rape as punishment? Because I'm sure of it. I think you're wrong. And I think we should bet. Animal rape is fake. Ooh. I've seen multiple sources.

I've seen multiple sources. What sources? What websites are you on? Motherless, Pornhub, lots of sources. There was a gentleman on E-Fucked and he wouldn't scare me the wrong direction. No, I mean, I feel like

I've watched, not just the Rome TV show, but I feel like I've watched historical... There were no cameras back then, Kyle. Yeah, of course we didn't have cameras, but... These are reenactments you're watching. I'm not talking about videos I've watched. They were all dressed in togas and shit man i'm telling you then at the end some lady came in got naked and some guy fucked her like this is like who's a plumber or something if i have truly been misled which i am not admitting until i've done thorough

research uh after the show admit um i'm sure that I've watched YouTube videos that were talking about, like, ancient Rome was more perverse than you could imagine. Emperor Commodus would order women to be raped by donkeys for his... Up next, was Hitler an alien? No, not those kind of videos. The Nazi's secret occult pact with with the devil i don't watch those anymore anymore they they got you too many times where you're like wait a minute no they just

didn't have enough footage to make another nazi war documentaries and now they're like doing stills and smash cuts of demon and like bales above heads. I'm standing by this forced animal rape by the Romans as punishment and or execution. Um, I, or, or perhaps as a, as a party,

uh, uh, uh, a favor. Um, I will, I will get to the bottom of it. Uh,

Zach is clearly in on some sort of lie to make me look silly. Um, and I'll get to the bottom of that too. I'll, I'll root out any conspirators, Taylor. Yeah. And, and, and, and do nothing Yeah. And then do nothing about it.

Then do nothing about it. Well, either way, Zach, Operation Kyle Fool is complete. One of the times that I felt, I remember, I've talked about it before, but my teacher just went on and on about the Spartans. And it was this inspiring moment in my childhood education where this is, I thought of him as my favorite teacher and it turns out everything he taught me was like sort of lies

and not what did he teach you? it was the Spartan stuff about the way their lives went and stuff and it turned out a lot of that wasn't exactly true or at least I see sources now that suggest that it was not yeah

like the over the top like pederast Or at least I see sources now that suggest that it was not. Yeah. So I don't know. Like the over-the-top pederasty stuff? Yeah, the over-the-top militarized society and the agogi, you know, we're seven years old, you're drug away, and you're in the army until you're 45 or whatever. All that crazy. And the craziness of the training, you know, he was very specific about that.

Anyway, YouTube has led me to believe that much of that was exaggerated or just outright lies. Spartan propaganda, it turned out. Well, it could be. That lived on to the 20th century. They would definitely want their enemies to believe that they were insane warrior people, even if it was kind of a bit of an exaggeration.

Oh, I got oriented. I got to shift to UFC because let me explain what kind of card I love that Taylor's doesn't is the kind of fan he is and that Woody and Woody is the kind of fan he is because this is perfect. So sometimes you'll have a pay-per-view that i'll give a bronze medal to all right goodness gracious a holly holmes card great no thank you then there's like the silver medal it's like huh i really wish they had a better co-main event so you know it's just really one big good fight. One champ and a bunch of... It's like, yeah, I care about that guy, I guess. And he still fights. Fuck.

And two girl fights. That's a silver. And then you got a gold medal card, right? Holy shit. We got two belts on the line. The third fight is good. And holy shit, that fifth fight is... That guy two years ago was the man's man.

This is a killer card. What we have this weekend is a wild card. This is rainbow colored. This is rainbow colored because two things, two fighters fell out. One fell out due to a horrific staph infection in his elbow. I saw a picture of that. It gets grosser by the day. I saw a hole eaten out of it recently. He's had two surgeries, opening it up it's it gets grosser by the day like i saw a hole eaten out of it recently he's

had two surgeries opening it up cleaning it out multiple like high level antibiotics he's a pro athlete you know he's getting the best um care he flew to another continent for the care you know he flew back to south america to to like his doctor he's out his the guy he's gonna fight is this um oh my god kamzat jamiyah chael sonnet calls him kazmat even to his face and it's funny to see a man as scary as kazmat be like motherfucker you know my name like anybody doesn't say it he's got i thought he had a hair lip i've learned that he actually fell down some stairs as a kid and is just like scarred he talks like this man he talks like this man he's terrible on the mic you can barely understand a word he says but he's a guru he's a fucking scary gremlin who's just he's the allahu akbar on 9-11 guy

he's the guy who mauls people um everybody but gil Burns, he's just destroyed in seconds, just taking them down and beating the bejesus out of them. Well, Paulo Costa, elbow injury, can't fight him. We need an opponent. They bring up Kamaru Manizabad Usman, who was the champion not very long ago, a couple years ago. He's the number one contender. Maybe the best body in UFC, one of those, one of the perfect specimen guy so we're gonna see a guy who was the guy like

two years ago face off against a guy he normally wouldn't have to fight the the scary up-and-coming monster who we haven't really equated his power level yet it's like early on in a superhero movie where they haven't faced off against anyone we know is tough yeah so like in star trek they have somebody beat up wharf to establish how strong they are wharf gets his ass beat every episode so we know the bad guy's strong because we know wharf is strong well it's gonna be an amazing fight this khanzak guy is go ahead the part that i'm very interested in kamar uzman is going to be an amazing fight. This Khamzat guy is... Go ahead. The part that I'm very interested in, Kamar Usman is known to be a very good grappler.

He didn't do a ton of grappling, but it was like he never had to. You had to respect his hands. The grappling threat was there, and he's a high-level grappler, they say. Khamzat is a very good grappler. He only grapples. All his striking is basically his attempt to get to grappling. That's

80% right. I'm interested to see how does his grappling hold up against a high-level grappler? We'll know. The most interesting part, and I'm going to talk about the co-main event as well, or the other fight. I don't know how they're stacked because they're both incredible fights. Just to stay on topic. The co-main event, same thing happened. The opponent fell out. One of the opponents couldn't... Remind me of what

happened because for some reason I'm spacing. It's Islam Makachev at 155 pounds. Who was he going to fight that fell through? Oliveira. Charles Oliveira, former champion, was going to rematch with this islam makachev guy you're probably seeing uh some commonalities in the names these are all muslim fighters the uh but his opponent gets a serious cut on his eye and he's out now we need

an opponent so they bring the 145 pound champion from australia's got on 10 days notice says yes i will fly to abu dhabi i just i will fight he said something better than yes he said pay me and the ufc said okay and now like the trash talking is like he's only doing this for money he's making he's just doing this to get paid and volganowski's like don't you worry about what I'm getting paid. Let's fight. I'm like, I wish. Of course he is. It's his job.

Are you telling me this price fighter's doing it for the money? Yeah. I'm very excited for that. The 145-pound champ fighting the 155-pound champ. Again, the last fight was incredible. It was three rounds to two, unanimous decision in favor of the 155 pound guy but there were moments of pure terror on the face of the 55 pounder where he was looking at the clock like get this guy off me when he he turtled on volk's back for a whole round and volk is going come on

come on punching him over his shoulder and doing more damage in my opinion if it were a street yard fight i'd be like you you better let him go he's punching you in the nose over and over like he's clearly winning the street yard bully fight but that ain't how ufc works it's not about damage done it's not about who was winning at the fifth round because that was volk it's about it's a round-based thing and three rounds to two makachev won but here we go a fucking gint and i'm very pumped for that and the thing is the location and the timing because those are two powerful factors in anything and here we are in Abu Dhabi where the whole crowd will be wearing those Saudi Arabian like robes and fucking garbs and everything

the the sponsors will be different the ring girls will not be there and every fight has a Muslim fighting like a Westerner or something like that or a Brazilian or something like that, or a Brazilian or something like that. It's their card on their time zone in their country, and I mean, the Middle East is fucking exploding. At the press conference, a Brazilian reporter said, when will we see UFC come to India, or maybe an Indian fighter? Now, you might not know about this, but there's a little beef between India and the Pakistani Muslims. And, you know, it goes back a while. Plus the middle East is already burning whole crowd. Boo,

boo, you Indian piece of shit. And, and Dana's like, of course he doesn't know any of this. He's Dana White. He's like, why don't people like India? I don't understand. And I feel like somebody was like, no, no, no. Now, to compound all of this craziness, all of the Muslim fighters fighting the Western fighters, not only did you have that crazy redneck come out with the Bible recently so that you can have a little whataboutism, but they also just rescinded the rule that prevented flags in the octagon. They did that before the terrorist attack, just to be clear on the timeline. It was unrelated to any craziness going on. They instituted the rule after Ukraine because there's so many Russian fighters.

You don't want them getting booed out of the building, like pimping their Russian flag while children die in the streets. That rule is gone. So you will have people bringing flags in. I can imagine a Palestinian flag coming in there. I can imagine some crazy shit coming out of the mic because our boy Kamzat with the hair lip falling down the stairs, I don't know if you follow him on Twitter,

he tweeted out a picture of Hitler and Bibi Netanyahu hand in hand doing the Arnold shake together. It's going to get political, nasty, and it's going to be fun. It's going to be fun because it's the highest level. These are some of the – if you look at the pound for pound list,

a bunch of the top guys are fighting that night each other. I don't even care about the undercard, though I'm sure it's great. The rest of the main card, those two fights right there. The location, the timing, the flags. It's going to be wild. In the UFC, you get the fight you want. If you like boxing, Pacquiao didn't fight Mayweather until they were both over

the hill. It never happened. They aged out before you got to see the fight you really wanted. In the UFC, you get the fight you want they take the two people you wish would fight and they figure it the fuck out and i'm excited that like even on a short notice they're like volganoski you pay me and they did that nate we're making light of that he stepped in to fight conor mcgregor Nate Diaz and his speech impediment slur

and stuff. He's like, we want you to fight. I said, alright, pay me. They said, okay. I said, nah. Pay me some more. They said, okay. So here I am. I was like, fuck. Go, Dana. Make this fight happen. I'm very

excited for it. There's probably outside money from Abu abu dhabi like i bet they might have had some influence he might have asked one of those sheiks over there hey who would you like because i know poirier said yes i know a lot of 55 pounders said yes it's god it's a goddamn shame connor couldn't say yes and step up oh you know he'd love he'd like to do it a catch weight oh catch weight him versus islam at whatever the fuck they weigh connor would get his shit pushed smoked yeah smoked he'd say no connor hasn't shown well actually i take it back prime connor showed a ton of bravery he's the guy

it he would be like they're all just men i don't care who it is i guarantee you he'd step up get strickland for his belt right now if you called him to go fight strickland for that belt connor would go fight strickland right now they weigh about the same i wouldn't doubt it uh connor hasn't looked good since alvarez long time long time i didn't think he'd look great against the poirier this last time when he got beat up and his leg broken uh i don't know. We're going to see a different Conor. Maybe he comes... I don't care. I don't care anymore,

if I'm being honest. The fighters that I talked about, those are the interesting fighters. Those guys. I hate those two Muslim fighters. Not because of their religion or where they're from. I hate their personalities. I hate them. I hate them.

Those guys, you wouldn't want to. I hate them. I hate them. Those guys, you wouldn't want to hang out with them. I want bad things for them. The same way that I hope Chris Pratt's having a nice evening and I hope him and his family are well this evening and he has a good day tomorrow too. I hope bad things for those fuckers.

You hope these guys are struggling to make weight. Stub your toe on the way out of bed. Fucking cut yourself shaving. Get some more Belfort trying to make weight. Cut the corner of your mouth on an envelope while you lick it, you piece of shit. TRT4, they called him. I saw him trying to make weight once. He was trying to get all the water out of his body, but he wants to drink so bad.

They put a bunch of ice cubes in a towel and they let him bite the ice cubes. He crushes them, but he doesn't really get any water out of it. And then they take it away. And that was like his sort of water satiation during weight cut. It looked terrible. It's like a,

like Guantanamo. That's horrific. That's how you torture someone is you crunch the ice through the fucking bath towel yeah tell us where the the what the combination is uh dude it's you know the logan paul fight i'm glad logan oh my god clearly the bad guy no i just read about it um he i think dylan danis landed five punches in five rounds maybe eight something crazy like that he lost every round um he turns out he was barely even a boxer like i saw him go for a double leg in a clip and he didn't even sink the double leg yeah so logan was a a very good high school

wrestler so for whatever that's worth he could stuff the guys takedowns i already went for a couple of them i saw one probably the same one as you and uh logan easily won and i think he's gonna sue him now well the i don't think he is at all um logan will definitely not sue dylan uh logan's fiancee has a has a lawsuit with dylan i think if that lawsuit gets dropped we'll know this was all fake and they were both in on it from the beginning. But Logan comes away with this looking worse than anyone. Logan took the L here, regardless of who won the fight.

It, of course, ended with disqualification, you know, because Dylan chased after him and Logan's security decided that maybe he was going for another takedown and they just jumped in there and it became a brouhaha with Jake Paul coming into the ring and taking swings at people and Dylan actually I think hitting a security guard you know it got silly so but but Logan comes away for with this

for all the things that we said that are bad about Dylan Logan didn't beat him up Logan didn't knock him down Logan didn't knock him out Logan's not a good boxer and Logan's not going to be a boxer. I saw his podcast recently where he's just all down and out and depressed. And I don't know who those people are that are on there with him. They were like, yeah, you don't really have that dog in you. And I can't imagine like who you'd fight where that would come out. You know, why didn't you stand in the pocket and finish him? You know, there he is. Why don't you go get him? Why don't you have that killer instinct in you to go get him? That's what Jake has. And it's like, damn, this is your show.

Yeah, right. You and your friends. Did you edit the bad stuff out or what? At some point, did he spit in your eyes? God damn. Zach says it was a split decision draw. It was a disqualification because the fifth round didn't happen, you know? I thought, Zach, are you right? Logan Paul didn't happen. I thought...

Zach, are you right? Logan Paul didn't win every round? Logan won every round. I don't know what Zach's exactly talking about. I don't know what he's talking about. I'm fairly sure. I was pretty sure about the animal ray. See, now I think he is leading us astray.

He lied about the animal ray. Now he's misleading us about Logan Paul. This is it. Slow down, Zach he's catching on the card that's the camp they told logan definitely won every one um but yeah logan comes away with this looking oh that's interesting you you couldn't finish him you you didn't look good you point fighted this guy who who you should have been mad at you should have wanted to hurt him like he assaulted you at the face off why don't you go and you're towering over this i i i would say that i think i'm a little bigger than dylan but i'm way smaller than logan like i i've met logan and like stood next to him and like we we've like touched each

other for the scene we were doing and stuff like i've tried to put my hand around his neck and this is before he went juice mode and got enormous he was impressive then and it was silly for me to be bullying him on screen then that's probably why they didn't use the footage because he was huge he should have beaten this guy up and have you ever talked about getting embarrassed did you get paid for that or how much did you get paid for that or not a large amount of money it might have been like whatever the minimum is or something like that what it was is the network that i had that i was with at the time was just begging they're like we really want you to do it and i'm and i'm like i really don't want to do it and and and i guess they talked to i talked to enough people and

convinced them that they can talk to me and they convinced me to go do this favor for somebody because they had helped me with some other fucking strike removal some nonsense or whatever and so i i i don't know maybe eight hundred dollars for like oh i flew out there twice i flew out there and like sat in a room, an Airbnb, got bounced around for a couple of days and they never needed me. And I flew home without doing anything. And then I flew back out there again

and like did the filming the way I remember it. It was something like that. I was out there for like two or three days at a time, twice. I think I was getting maybe 800 a day or maybe 800 all in all. I remember it wasn't enough money to like, Oh gee golly, thank goodness. I get to travel to LA to make a few hundred dollars. But it also was like, all right, they're paying me something. But it was, it was so you're in the SAG or the Screen Actors Guild or something.

There's some minimum. I think they got to pay you whatever that was. I'm sure that's what I got. Hmm. So that Zach wrote this'm sure that's what I got. So Zach wrote this, or probably copy-pasted it. A lot happened in the last second of the Logan Paul-Dylan Danis, but the real story is told by the stats. Danis landed a total of 16 punches. 16 in 6 rounds. Paul landed 108. 77 of those were power punches.

Danis landed just 12 power punches. So 108 versus 16, 77 versus 12 power punches. Logan, I guess point fighting him all night. I mean, I don't know. He's punching him in the body a lot.

Dylan covered up and Dylan punched him in the body all night. I hated it. I didn't watch much of it. I tuned in because they were streaming it in the Discord. It's what happens every time. Boxing sucks to watch. Yeah. I don't.

If you watch a UFC fight. If you watch a UFC fight half the time, it's a good fight. I think that's a good estimate. If you watch a boxing fight 5-10% the time it's a fun good fight to watch uh the ufc is way more dynamic and things happen quickly and there are results and an impact there are so many boxing matches where both guys walk away have nobody ever fell and they're bruised up but it was a bunch of pity patch punches that i couldn't really see very well frankly like i can't see when they're hitting each other sometimes i don't know it's a massive tv i put it on sport mode but i can't see it most of

the time but but when i watch ufc and i see somebody fucking catch somebody with an uppercut and their teeth fucking come out like that happens that happened not that long ago guy got his teeth knocked out a crop through the air. Dynamic shit happens. I like it when snot comes out. I like it. Yeah, I love all that shit. Sometimes I'm like, are they going to keep letting this happen? This is really cool that I live at the time where UFC fighting is a thing.

Yeah. I've been watching a bunch of NFL and college football too. The NFL is so goddamn fast. The Falcons blow, so I don't know who to watch. I want to pick a football team. Let's go Chiefs. Not the Eagles. You know, it would make sense to pick the Eagles

because there are so many Georgia Bulldogs on that team. There's like six or seven Bulldogs. And they have a Kelsey brother, man. They have a Kelsey brother. But the important one is on the Missouri team. A Swifty like me should be an Eagles fan, I suppose. I love Taylor Swift. I know so many of her songs,

I couldn't even list one. You're a bigger fan of Taylor Swift than me, and I bet if we did trivia, you would beat me. If it was Taylor Swift, Swivia. YouTube has figured out that I enjoy the shorts of their podcast. These two Kelsey brothers have a podcast. They have a really good rapport with each other.

I guess the highlights. Every time I see a YouTube short, I click it. YouTube's figured that out. Yeah, I watch them too, or I get recommended them. They're very good. Those guys are funny together. The Chiefs and the Eagles are both really good. So you can't go wrong with either of them as a bandwagon.

I mean, I don't know. You know, I feel like they were both the super bowl uh i think kansas city won the super bowl last year didn't they yeah but i think that did they beat the eagles i think that was last year man we're all such fans like yeah i'm right yeah oh i i'm not trying i'll never pretend to be an nfl fan i can't keep up with any of that and after the falcons loss like i feel like you just throw a franchise away with that Falcons loss and just never go back to it. I feel like they're irredeemable. That's the worst Super Bowl loss ever.

It's just not worth it. Throw the Falcons away. I'll pick a new NFL team, but I don't think it's fair to bandwagon right on to a fucking Kelsey Brothers team. It seems so fucking lame. Oh, shit. The Eagles have – wait, wait. Zach said they lost tonight, but that can't be right.

They didn't play. There's Thursday Night Football. I'm on their webpage, like the ESPN page. Oh, I feel you. Oh, he must be talking about Kansas City. Oh, the Phillies. Ah, that makes more sense. Georgia – oh, Georgia, Missouri.

I want to talk about that um oh before i do that i wanted to ask you um the point earlier i don't know if you've been paramotoring lately i know it's getting into the colder months so you probably won't be anytime soon would you be a little worried flying around north carolina in your paramotor this weekend say no no i wouldn't be worried because i like acrobatic paramoting which means i'm always really high even a good shot like you would struggle at 3 000 feet oh fuck yeah no chance at all yeah but um at all right but uh i do worry about like the perception that people it used to be in a curiosity oh look at That's interesting. Now they might look at me a different way.

Some people feel that way about AKs. You see an AK and some guys are just like, well, to me they're all machines and I like this machine. Other people are like, that's the enemy gun. Yeah. And suddenly I feel like that's the enemy air toy. You know, I would

feel more comfortable if my sail was the American flag. I think a good old boy is less likely to shoot at Old Glory. Confederate flag. If he saw you coming over with some tie-dye shit, and he's like, it's the Palestinian flag! He could open up on you with his goose gun, and you'd be in trouble. You just have a roll of flags up there, so you can swap as you go to different regions.

Oh, glory shall keep you safe in North America, goddammit. I feel like you're missing out with the Confederate flag idea. Anyone who's gonna shoot is a fan of the Confederate flag in North Carolina. You're goddamn right. A Confederate flag would keep you safe unless you crashed into Hood.

And then they would tell the story of the Martian that they beat to death that time. No, the Confederate flag would be great because the old town southern guys, they wouldn't shoot at you. And the libs who would

hate it don't have guns. So they would just shake their fists at him and be like, ooh, that racist but they wouldn't have guns what are they gonna do tweet about it yeah they would probably not yeah no that's true you're in a unique position fuck i can't remember what i was gonna to ask you taylor after the paramount about casey and the eagles and sports oh mizzou and georgia and georgia week i'm worried next november 3rd i'm gonna be honest i'm worried at this point like like pre-season it was a joke uh early season it

was like haha like you guys are pretty good you'll make a game of it i guess like like we'll probably only beat you by three touchdowns yeah but but now i'm like oh shit georgia keeps getting off these slow starts they they didn't blow vandy out the way they should have um the way i expected them to um and they're not looking like the best team in the country to me michigan looks so fucking good um but then you know georgia i i don't know i'm not a football expert but i'm worried about the georgia mizzou game that would be an upsetting loss to take although it would be one we would end up are you in western sec mizzou we are in the same side as you guys. Oh. So then even if you beat us.

We like never play Alabama. We play you guys. Yeah, so I don't know if it would be us. They would rank one of us, I guess, and we would play Alabama for the SEC title. Not Alabama because they're out of it. Whoever's in the West that's going to be the champion. But that's down the road.

The game itself, I'm pumped for. I am worried. I am worried. I'm going to be the champion but that that's down the road the game itself i'm i'm pumped for i am worried i am worried i'm gonna watch that whole game yeah i'm gonna watch that whole game yeah it's uh every mizzou game i'm watching i'm like damn they're actually really good i've been watching all your games too it i i've i've really taken a liking to specifically sec football usually when people say that i didn't understand why they meant it but obviously the point is you you're seeing the teams you're going to face later down the road and you're getting a feeling for the whole division that you're trying to win i've always looked at it as like who cares about the fucking division i've had enough division titles

to i've had my phil nobody cares about your banner in a building that's green. Your green banner up there 15 years in a row, you fucking losers. Win a title or I won't buy your shit. That's how I feel about every team. Which team are we talking about? Every team. Every fucking team. And so, yeah, I've been watching all the SEC football. And I watch Mizzou and Kentucky's games.

I've been watching Florida get beaten up. We played Florida this weekend, if I's games. I've been watching Florida get beaten up. We played Florida this weekend, if I remember correctly. I could be wrong. That should be another fun win in Jacksonville. But you guys, who do you play this weekend? Do you know? South Carolina.

Mizzou plays South Carolina Saturday. And so hopefully we beat up on them pretty good. You're ranked top 20? We are 20, yeah. It's still we because we're ranked. Like I said, top 20. North Carolina, I watched a North Carolina game like a week ago. They were ranked.

Are they still? You must be thinking of UNC, right? Those guys? Woody likes NC State, not UNC. UNC is the blue North Carolina emblem on 10. UNC is 10th. Yeah,

I really want Georgia to get the third national title, but to my amateur eyes and observations, they seem to be making some errors. Am I wrong? I feel like they have one close game and still one. If you can win on a bad day, that's good. And then they made a statement the next weekend. Their best game was not last week

but the previous week. They had a really good showing against Kentucky where they came out early. They outscored a Kentucky team and held them to seven until late in the fourth quarter when the third or fourth string or something allowed another TD. But last week they played Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt's this little bitty school that we probably pay $2 million a year just to beat up. I would guess that's the number.

And last year we beat them roughly 50 to nothing. The year before that we beat them roughly 50 to nothing the year before that we beat them roughly 65 to nothing and so this year when they scored first on their opening drive it's like god damn it we're we're a minute 45 into this game and it's it's we've already fallen way behind the last two years you know you expect to trounce a team like that like their high school yeah and that didn't happen mizzou and georgia both beat vanderbilt by 17 um mm uh college football you don't look at the score like i'm looking at some of the team stats in terms of yards, 552 to 219. You had two turnovers to one.

That's not great. It was bad. And first downs, you had 26 first downs, and they had nine. Yeah. So you weren't great at scoring, but you did well at everything else. Yeah. I remember last year's game, and I remember them having so many three and outs that it being like, I can't even move the ball.

Look, the quarterback's scared. He's scared. They wouldn't even send – they were scared. They were scared of getting hit more because Georgia had half the Philadelphia Eagles coming at them. Literally, lots of pro-level players were on that team, and that's not the same this year. They're not as good.

They could still win, but I don't think they're the best team. It might be Michigan, but I don't know. I don't think it's Georgia. It still could be. God, if Mizzou upsets Georgia, that would be so big. Kyle's bandwagon seat is on the list. Oh, I'm not bandwagoning. I'm just being honest about

how I think about the team. I was going to say, your seat on the bandwagon is too tippy. It dumps you off if you have a close game. Yes. No, I'm still a fan. I still love the coach and the team and all that. What I'm saying is

that was not good last week, what they did. If they keep playing like that that they are not the best the best team in the country would have stomped a mud hole in vandy's ass last night yeah i don't know what last week you're right vanderbilt must be making money just to stay in the sec have they ever been good ever i'm sure in the old days like bullied constantly well there's a small school i'm sure in the old days they just get bullied constantly. Well, they're just a small school. I'm sure, you know, forgetting about the 1890s heyday.

The Vanderbilt Vagabonds when they're still wearing like leather caps and there's seven guys on the field. A touchdown is worth five. They haven't changed any of the rules yet. Yeah, I feel bad for Vanderbilt. No, they're getting paid.

They're literally getting paid to play them. I'm happy. That's the best. If you're a Vandy and you get to play the number one Georgia, you've got to love that. Georgia's the hardest place. If you're looking to get in the NFL and you had a big day against Georgia, you get to show them against the best people in the country

what you can do. Whatever position you are, if an NFL recruiter or scout or whatever is looking at you today and you show out against, man, that's the best corner in the SEC. He just blew past. I feel like you can quantify your achievements and impress people. And you get a national TV.

I don't know if Vandy always has that kind of jumbotron. I would bet they don't. I bet we brought that shit with us. It was swaying in the wind and I remember thinking, there's no way that's always there. I think we brought an $8 million TV set and put it up for them

so we'd have a proper game. I really do. I don't think Vandy has that screen. Maybe ESPN provides it. I don't know. I didn't really look, but I just noticed Georgia's hardest part of their season is the next four games. Florida, Missouri, Mississippi State, or Ole Miss, I guess, and then Tennessee,

who are all three ranked at the end. And they haven't had multiple ranked in a row yet. You haven't got to close out strong. I think they have a week off. Am I crazy? They have this weekend off, yes. That's good because we had some injuries last week. I think Bowers

went out with an injury. That was super scary. Fuck. So Mizzou has to play Georgia after they get a bye week and everybody's healthy and feeling good? We really need the rest too. Zach, show the University of Georgia quarterback. Show us a picture of him.

Don't be generous, Zach. Sometimes you fuck me over when I'm trying to say somebody's ugly and you show me their glamour shot from high school or some shit. Be honest. Pick an ugly picture. He is the ugliest motherfucker I've ever seen. I'm going to be honest with you. I have a hard

time rooting for ugly people. God damn it. That's a good picture. That's his best picture you could find. The picture that ESPN uses. Him doing like troll face. Zach, forever going forward, always fuck Kyle like this. This guy's hairline

looks like he's I don't know, a 45-year-old accountant who doesn't have a good hairline. He is a very, very ugly man. He's also cross-eyed, which you would think is a bad thing for a quarterback. But maybe because he's got hammerhead eyes. Wow, that guy has peripheral vision for days. Yeah, you cannot sack that dude.

He is not that ugly to me. Yeah, Zach's doing this all purpose this is yeah anyway when you see him on tv you're like like you wouldn't want to tackle him because you'd be afraid he'd bite you this guy is three inches shorter than he looks how tall is he i don't know but that hair is a good three inches oh get out of here come on it's like hollywood heights he's like a tom cruise six foot helmet hair for the head under that thing dude against georgia we just have to make it into a a field

gold duel well and lean on our thicker kicker to keep dinging them in. You're not lying. Your thicker kicker really is a different kind of guy. If I remember correctly, last week against Georgia, they attempted a 47-yard field goal. Vanderbilt did. Maybe it was beyond that. Anyway, they missed it short. I remember thinking, Mizzou would have kicked that one in.

That would have gotten them to 13 to 17. That would have kicked that one in they'd have been a score that would have gotten them to like i don't know 13 to 17 like that had gotten them back in the game uh your thicker kicker is a is a pretty interesting weapon somebody who can hit one from high 50s that's wild this guy's great he got a 61 yard field goal is he a lock to the nfl or is gonna hold him back a little bit no what's his percentage i think it's very high like it yeah you would think he's just a lock then if he's really good so i would imagine if you can kick those in college like they're gonna want you like a 61 yard field goal in the nfl is good like turnovers are gonna be the name of the game right if you win it

i think it means you got three turnovers that day. If you lose, then you got less than two. I think that's just a fact. I don't think you beat Georgia without getting three turnovers. Uh, and I don't think, uh, I don't think Georgia loses to you if they keep it to one turnover or less, you're going to need a lot of, a lot of attempts at the red zone to get in there and score and get past those three-point kicks and get some touchdowns on the board.

And I don't think – hopefully Georgia doesn't do it. I think they had two turnovers last week. They really could have had three or four, though. There were a couple of fuck-ups. The center dropped the ball one time, and it was just sitting there on the ground, and he picked it up, hurdled a man. This is the center, the biggest guy on the ground and he picked it up hurdle the man this is the center the biggest guy on the field did a spin move and ran for like seven yards it was like thank god big man picked

it back up because he fucked it up so bad oh did he also drop it he yeah he wouldn't have not the center right this he's passing it back to the qb, and he bungled that. And now a live ball is floating around the ground, kind of back behind his ankles. And he scoops it up, secures it, and runs for a gain. The center for Philly is known for having really hard to receive snaps, right? So he hands it to the quarterback between his legs. You know how it looks. And apparently the way he does it,

every quarterback he's ever played with hates it. And he's considered one of the best quarterbacks in the league. back between his legs you know that how it looks and apparently the way he does it like every quarterback he's ever played with hates it and he's considered one of the best quarterbacks in the league he's made the pro bowl six times or something casey i think is his name if i have it right for yeah the kelsey brother yeah anyway um but he explains that the reason why his i'll call it a handoff his snap kind of sucks is that he likes to get his hands up really quick and then start playing center. Yeah, he's like, I want my hand back. Yeah, yeah.

Like, I need my hand, so hurry the fuck up and receive the ball. No, I've been enjoying college football more than I ever have this year and watching a lot more games. I've been watching more, too, because we've been texting about it in our group chat, and so I'm like, oh, I may as well watch the Mizzou game.

We even got Chiz involved. We're doing a little play-by-play. I'll hop on Discord next time if you want to do a call. We should definitely do a call for the Mizzou-Georgia game. Oh, that would be fun. I'm down. Yeah, we could live watch that thing together. Oh, man, that's going to be frustrating.

We're doing a little sexcation thing with Jackie this weekend. I think we're going to go to the atlanta aquarium it is incredible woody you're gonna be blown away um have you looked in advance about any events or like things you can do there no i really should so look at the ticketing because they have dolphin shows that like interactive dolphin stuff but i think you have to time that correctly or maybe pay for it they also have some diving experiences where you can go in a shark cage and i think they have a thing where you can hand feed either seals or dolphins there's like there's like various experiences but they don't do them every day and they cost extra and or like require proper timing i've been to that place four or five times i always get at least a little high and it is beautiful it is beautiful you go to this sort of center

big open area that reminds me of an old mall and then in every direction like sort of spokes on wheels and different experience to go do and then one of them's a food court which is yeah you told me that the georgia one was like one of the best on the planet yeah yes and i had some loyalty to the baltimore one which i've been to many times and i looked into it and i'm like kyle is just right you know i look at all these ranking georgia's number one or two consistently this monterey bay i guess is very good yeah in the planet shed aquarium in chicago is really a cool one i went there it's enormous so uh i'm gonna check they have uh those um those whales that have the squishy foreheads that are really cute um beluga yeah those that you have a very up close and personal like experience with them through the tank i mean

the glass right but i don't know you're standing at the proper level that they approach you like eye to eye with their weird hips that look like people hips um and you can tell that they evolved from a land animal into this thing they look like a person that's been morphed into what they are and they come up all cute as shit like they're gonna come through the glass and then they divert at the last second to kind of get a reaction out of you or they'll come up and they'll mush their squishy head against the the glass and the kids will start laughing and you can tell they're like interacting to some degree or having they're definitely very aware that you're there and

you're there to see them and they're kind of they're kind of curious about you it's cool and then wait um they have a whale i think it's a whale shark oh that's i i i have pictures of it on my other phone i remember a giant manta ray flying and flying it they look like they fly like like swimming and phone. I remember a giant manta ray flying and... flying. They look like they fly. Like swimming. And I think I remember a whale shark or something behind it. And then just a thousand various

multicolored fish around it. It's a fantastic aquarium. Every time I go, I'm blown away by it. I love taking girls there on dates. It's not that expensive. Don't get sucked into some sort of Coca-Cola world trip, though. You'll hate that.

Don't go to Coca-Cola world. I think we're going to Charlotte Friday night. We're going to wake up and go to Atlanta. That's about halfway for us. And then on Sunday, we'll go home. That'll be fun. Yeah. It's good to do shit like that.

I think they have some kind of a fancy um um what's that big wheel that turns and you sit in the seat ferris i'd have a big uh ferris wheel uh some somewhere downtown i've never it was a ferris wheel is that what they call it what's the one that goes around and around and you sit on the horsies? That is a carousel, yes. I wish there were adult carousels. There are. It's called the scrambler or something.

Where they put you in three and then you spin in three. I want everybody to be on bucking bronco horses and you have to stay on because the ground is padded and we're all trying to stay on because the ground is like padded and we're all trying to stay on to the end so and they have like a screen in front of us and on the side so it's 3d it seems like we're like riding on a wild west adventure we've got with like indian sheep

like chasing us behind us that would be fun yeah i just invented a whole thing like right now i wanted a totally different kyle's like I wish there were adult carousels. And I'm like, well, I'm in, but how do we assure that the dildo's sanitized? I can't sit here. This one's too small. It won't keep me on. See, it's slipping right out. Competitive bull riding would be...

Bronc riding or something like that would be interesting because you always see one guy on there for embarrassment but if there were two people on two side by side that had mirrored like controls now it's a competitive game and like i said you could do vr really easily with that you just fall off on some padding i would love to be like have the like sensation of riding like like a cowboy and like having indians chasing after me with a with like a bronco bucking around that i was having to hold on to that would be fun and there's like points i remember at six flags many years ago they had a scooby-doo ride like that that must have lined up with the release of that scooby-doo live action movie and like it would be in a little

cart and there were like ghouls and goblins and stuff as you went through and you had like a gun a turret and you at the end it showed you a score of who won the scoopy do ride and it was fun when i was 10 i don't know if it would hold up now but i i would still go on um the uh like the mystery house and stuff like that at it used to be we would go in there to smoke weed like if you're gonna if you're gonna smoke weed at six flags uh before vape pens existed we would go through the little mystery boat thing you're indoors in a boat no one in front of or behind you there's these big blind corners and we would just have a one hitter and just get high as fuck in there yeah and it already reeks of weed in there because everyone's doing it so that and their fake pyrotechnics and smoke and stuff. The person behind

you is going to be the one to smell the weed and you're going to be getting off the ride before they can narc. So it's just a no lose situation. It's a win-win-win for everyone. It's like the mail. And it's six flags. The employees are high. You would hope so.

You would hope so. how do you do a job like that like like standing in to find out that hutch is raw dog in life these days man didn't see that coming good for him places how does he have that much will to live i told taylor one of my halloween costume ideas was like a missing bloody finger and then completely pale body tone and a noose around my neck. Like I cut my finger off on a table saw

and immediately hung myself in the garage. You don't even turn the saw off. You just put your neck on the floor. Put your neck on it. Done. Yeah, your threshold for killing yourself is just too it's hilariously low i just don't it's a terrible haircut i'm out you said before you were like wait i'd have to be five nine like head blown off literally normal height you're just going to go to the average height. It'd be tough.

I mean, your girlfriend would leave you. She'd be like, I'm married. Colin is still getting taller. You guys saw that picture. I did. You cheated yourself with no boots. I want to talk about Colin because he's becoming his own Barron Trump. You got your own Barron Trump over there.

I do. But Taylor, don't women often say to you oh you're so tall when they step close to you it's a thing that what i don't want to be five nine are you kidding me i do i'm not that tall but i am happy i'm taller than average are you six one or two me i'm six foot i'm a but like i'm i'm like an actual six foot. But I'm like an actual six foot. When I'm standing next to someone and they're like, I'm six one, I'm like, no, you're not, because I'm at six foot and we're the same height.

But I also do not abide 5'11", nonsense. I have a hard time liking tall people. Do you have a hard time? Do you think it's easier to like someone who's shorter than you no it goes by how much fun i have talking to them and how funny they are i have genuine dislike for people taller than me they have to like they have to get over a little bit of a hill to become my friend like harley kitty was like you want to do a collaboration with epic mealtime it's like oh yeah wait a minute how tall is he oh he's enormous now fuck that canadian piece of shit isn't he a new york intellectual type isn't he a cosmopolitan type and like yeah i don't you know i don't trust you taller than me what are you doing how you get

so big what'd you eat yeah what did you eat what do you do what'd you do you got lifts you got lifts on what are you doing to me because i do and you're still taller than me you can tell he's really canadian because he says montreal no i i feel like if someone's shorter than me i can i can uh i can stay above their level and and like them more it's definitely easier when they're fatter than you. No, I hate that. You hate the fat people? No, I don't care. I guess I don't care.

Being fat lends some funny. There's some spill over there. I am disappointed when I meet people and they're taller than me. When we met Filthy Robot, and he's just like... Oh, shit, we lost your audio I thought he was doing a bit for a second

yeah yeah I had no idea filthy was or no I think we talked about it before filthy is like 6'4 or something he's like a tall lean rock climbing man a full 6'4 but he's tall and lean yeah I lost my train of thought

it was about body types and now it's gone. Well, it is 401. We can just wrap it. My brother's getting in town. I'd like to hang out with them. That makes sense. Welcome back,

Kyle. We just decided to wrap the show. I call a wait. Your mic died again. Six 70.