Painkiller Already - PKA 674: Taylor’s Celebrity Friends, Commie Kyle, Woodys Tidy Tushy

Episode Date: November 18, 2023

pka 674 just the boys guest dropped off at the last minute taylor this episode of pka is brought to you by pharaohdistro.com and of course lock and load wonderful product wonderful sponsor hear more about them later kyle you're looking healthy looking like you're back to a hundred percent from what my my illness your illness oh yeah yeah i am feeling better uh not a hundred percent maybe but like 95 your suffering is part of why I got that flu shot. I was like, you know, you forget how horrible it is. I always say this. You think flu and you're like, yeah, flu sucks, but whatevs.

You have flu and it's like, oh my God, I forgot how miserable a human can get. There is the nice stomach flu weight, like not all the flus of the stomach flu but even like when i was younger there was that secret bit of you that when you got the stomach flu it was kind of like you know this isn't all bad taylor emerges seven pounds lighter very briefly and then he you know he goes back up to because he rewards himself with pizza for getting better i can't recall ever keeping off the stomach flu weight loss like water said seven pounds eight pounds and of course some of it's dehydrating so it doesn't really count but like it all comes back every time like i've lost weight on a cut and i'm like well

i'm like i'm on top of my game right now so i'm'm not going to gorge it back, but it comes back. Do you ever do much fasting? I did the juice fasting one time. But just a water fast, just cutting out food for 24 hours. It was like a celery smoothie. Smoothies that you would have a heart. Celery and beets.'s all water fasters do we we draw a line okay if there's any color in there that's it that's it we no beetroot you can have lemon there's discussions about where the lemon water is okay and coffee's okay

okay like i'm telling you um i saw like fundamentalists we have we're the fucking we're not the united methodist that is not nearly right wing enough for us We're serious about this I saw Dana White did a 86 hour water fast He started Saturday night And then he posted some pictures today Looked ridiculous, Dana White

He's in very good shape I know, I know, Dana White's Us old people, we go through highs and lows And he's having a high right now. Yeah, high T right now for Dana. He's peaking physically. He looks exceptional. Looks very good. He's in a job where

he's always surrounded by some of the best looking physiques on the planet, male and female. He fits right in, honestly. He looks really fucking good. What's impressive? God damn, he looks really fucking good what's impressive god damn he does good it's funny his face doesn't look as good as his body does like well you can't we got the fucking chin-ups with your nose like you can't fix that man let me rephrase it like he has a ripped six-pack there especially on the right picture on the right. You can really see all 12 of those things or six.

I'm sorry. And, uh, but his face is still like chubby ish. Like, I don't know. I mean, you know,

he's an older fella. He's, he's, he's in his later fifties. Do you think he should keep shaving his chest? I say, just be, man.

Yeah. You would say that. Wouldn't you fucking bigfoot yeah i'm all about what he's doing here like putting that guard on there and buzzing everything down to like shave your chest bigot i i well i it depends who's gonna be looking at my chest right like i'm gonna show everybody my chest i did shave it i would my arms were shaved in those pictures of me everything's shaved this is just your classic anti-southern european bigotry coming out again oh you shouldn't have hair everywhere oh it shouldn't be sprouting up all over your shoulders in your 30s suddenly taylor tries to pretend he's a real italian

no never i'm gonna i'm an american mutt who just happens to be hairy but that's a real thing is that my shoulders like it's it's happening like i read that italians get super pissed if you say they're not real italians i thought i'd fly it up there and see what happened oh there are some people like that but it's like no like if you're an american you've been one for a while you're kind of just a a hodgepodge of everything probably just different percentages right like i'm probably not as Irish as Kyle shoulder. Uh, buzz you say? Yeah.

Like I probably starting in my mid late twenties, I'd like look at one shoulder and be like, that's a long, long black hair, you know, sprouting out of there. And you know, sometimes do a little shave,

little get rid of that. Now it's like, they're starting to come in on the sides of the arm over here. Not enough to thick it, but enough that if I don't do something about this, I don't want to have Robin Williams' body. And that's what he had. They're massing at your southern border, and if you don't build a wall soon, the demographics of your whole upper body are going to change.

No, southern border is long lost. It's been years since puberty. We lost that battle at 13. He's losing Montana at this point. That's why I have to be tactful with my pubic hair, because I can't just go scorched earth down there. I can't go turtle shell Dennis Reynolds lasering, because my thighs and the surrounding area like i need to i

need to go into a black barber and have them fade me like to my garage yeah they're all looking ridiculous with this trapezoid so that's is that a journey you encountered also woody getting hairier i had older uh Not in the same way though. I have a birthmark on my shoulder. I don't know if you can even see it. You can't see it in the camera. You see how it's, um,

that is a birthmark that some guys get for having high testosterone. I got it when I was 17 and, uh, um, it's, it grows hair out of it. So I have one shoulder that had, had i i shave it all the time uh that would be fuzzy okay not too bad and kyle you're over there like a like a spartan slave boy

yeah um i i've just got like you know definitely not femboy levels of hairlessness um but it doesn't take much to get me just turtle smooth you know and the transition i know what you're talking about like in my case like like i said like like when i took those pictures or whatever uh for for the the fitness thing i just nared everything you know i use nair so i'm melting the hairs off of everywhere i panicked with nair i put it on there and i got to like six minutes and i was like kyle said no longer than 10 and so i like got in there and no longer than five oh well either way it didn't it didn't like it was just like uh wait did you beat nair and like like wings

i must have i must have beaten there theings beat the surgery. Your thick hair overcame Nair? It will. It literally will. It didn't wipe all off. I thought I wasn't wiping hard enough. It won't. So if anybody out there is like, I don't know, maybe you're getting hairless for whatever reason, maybe taking some pictures for your fitness or whatever, that Nair for men

stuff, I don't know if it matters that it's for men. It probably just removes the fragrance, but I would leave it on for like four to five minutes the first time and and then wipe it all off you know like scrub it off with a towel or something in the shower i wore gloves in the shower because i didn't want continuously rubbing my hands in acid are we just going bald like a baby dick is that the goal uh yeah yeah sometimes or but but you know i would take it and like put it on like my would take it and put it on my chest, like a strip of it on my chest if I'm doing that, for example. But you don't want to burn a whole red strip of your chest by leaving it on too long.

So I would leave it on for four or five minutes and then wash it off, and it wouldn't all come off. But I'd be like, tomorrow it will, though. Next time it will. Oh, okay, so you just do iterative refinement on there. Yeah, I would rather do three light treatments than one that's borderline burning your skin off.

How do you get your scrotum? I tough it up. I sauce it up. I'm down there. Now, you don't want to get on your dicks. You got to be kind of careful. I put a condom on my dick and then I take the Nair and I get the boys down there. I watch that timer.

I set a timer for three minutes and I'm like, it's time. I got to get that shit off my balls. Take that seriously. Why don't you get Nair in your dick? Like, yeah, it's the same skin. My dick's not hairy. But it's not going to hurt it, right? It's sensitive.

But you acted like. It's the most sensitive thing. It's translucent skin. I mean, I can see the blood vessels and veins in there. I don't want it there. Yeah, but you can see that on your feet i also don't narrow my feet i should yeah maybe i do narrow them i do um that or i run just a trimmer over them for real because when i put

socks on like the hair goes backwards and it's it it's aches when you take them off i'm sure you've had that on your lower legs yeah yeah yeah we probably talked about this a decade ago but what's your preferred female pubic hairstyle uh i like you enjoy a uh a plethora of styles and variety as they say is the spice of life so true um so like some pubic hair is is great none is great the only thing i'm not into is just a lot of long pubic hair like like if one of them's gonna pop off and like get in my mouth i want it to be like when you're shaving one of those little fragments spins away you know one of those little i don't want some big long curly cube motherfucker coming out of my mouth later like a magician's scarf where you're just keep pulling. And one thing that I frankly will not tolerate, like I won't even date

a girl if she's got a hairy ass. Like even a little. If there's any hair back there, there will not be a second date. There was a girl who just had an ugly butthole and I ghosted her. How ugly was it?

First of all, very pretty girl. You would be like, oh, all right. That's a solid 7.2. That's a pretty girl right there. Pretty girl. Hairy butthole. Oh, no, no. Excuse me.

Ugly butthole. It looked like a poorly tied balloon animal. It was just. Was it like an uneven butthole? Yeah. There was stuff hanging out you know there was like protrusion and uh maybe what happened that could have been a medical thing and you just need to wait out the hemorrhoids yeah yeah is that a high mileage hole we're

talking about or have i just read it by the way exposed what a virgin i am to think that like that those two things could be related i don don't know. Yeah, there was shit all over it and then she was screaming at me, get out of the bathroom. Oh, that happened. I remember, I saw this on a meme the other day. They're like, as she lowers her ass down to your mouth

and you stare, you staring at the bits of toilet paper on her ass as she lowers down to your face and the guy's like, I'm like, I did like, I also had a girl one time bend over

and there were little bits of toilet paper back there. And I was, Hey, let's, uh, let's get in the hot tub before, or like, you know, we had to train because then she'll get in the hot tub, then we'll shower and then we can have sex. Like, like I had to find a way to shower her without just like going and getting baby wipes. I hear Dirk is missing out on this bidet thing. I know there was a bit of a craze during COVID when the toilet paper was, uh, hard

unstocked and stuff like that. But we have a bidet in my house. We've always had a bidet, but just recently we upgraded. And it is amazing. First of all, the aim on this thing is outrageous. I'm like, is there a camera or something? Why is it always in the perfect spot? I don't know.

Even if you tell it to move around so you don't get too much pressure on the one one like painful problems like if you're like hey just scatter this thing ease up it's still nothing but hits just it's like nothing but net but different parts of the bottom of the net it's amazing if you don't pay for the subscription there's a there's a mobile game where kids can aim at your ass as soon as you raise the toilet seat which by the way happens by remote control uh the uh in toilet exhaust fan starts going so that that's not an issue either like it and the the toilet it was 1500 a good toilet is like four or five hundred yeah i really feel like more people could make this stretch on a household appliance. It's triple, but it's still within that household appliance kind of range.

Skip on your dryer, splurge on your toilet. I mean, I won't know until it is 30 years old, but toilets last a long, long time. How does it know it's you sitting down? There's no way it's just a universal butthole eating system. Oh, there is literally a boy and a girl button for when you tell it to wash you up. I don't know what it does to girls exactly.

You just press that button. Maybe it's got all sorts of new features. I think I might organize them off scrotal massage or something. I don't know what happened. Woody, you've been shitting non-stop recently i know i can't get enough of the fucking bidet female setting rocking my world in there i didn't know that pressure on the back of my nutsack it feels so good way do you just sit on it you get like a warm wet warm water massage after you've finished your business and you're, this is just the way this is.

Is it instantly warm? Yeah. Pre pre warms it. As soon as you like raise the toilet seat. Yeah. You can hear it. It shoots for like 10 seconds, five seconds into the water.

So you're like, ah, it's getting that cold water out of the supply. And in a second, it'll aim at me. I love that. What's it like to go from that, that,

that, that palace of a bathroom you've got to have have you had to use a public restroom oh yeah yeah and just be like this this is how people live one time and you call it living the idea that you so if you have a wet wipe i gave you the thumbs up for maximum hygiene standards right you can do as well with a wet wipe as you can with a bidet. But if you're just like in a public toilet and you have to use dry toilet paper, I'm like, I don't consider myself dining ready,

which I like to be at all times, unless I have bidet or wet wiped. You got to be dining ready on the open road on your motorcycle trip. You never know those lot lizards want to go for a dip back there at any given moment you could go down on me and you'd be like

Woody A plus right now you could right now you could blow me and you'd be smelling the sweet lilies you can sense the water that goes up to your ass I don't think he's talking about sucking his dick as far as public bathrooms go um i saw i know they've added to try to get around the nonsense of our world they've added these

gender neutral bathrooms so that anybody can go in there and nobody can complain about who goes in there which makes a little bit of sense you know i had i i think i want to complain. Well, they found a way to complain. The social media post I saw was this trans person being like, apparently cisgender men have discovered that they have a new shit shack to use to take their smelliest dumps. And every time I go to a neutral gender toilet, it smells awful. It's disgusting. What is wrong with you? And I'm just like, it smells awful. It's disgusting. What is wrong with you people? And I'm just like,

you're complaining because the toilet stinks. Yeah. We made you a special toilet and you're complaining because it smells. You thought they were going to make a smaller toilet that has a lock on the inside with one toilet and people weren't going to go in there and take shits? Like, that's a shitting bathroom. That's what I

use toilets for. Yeah yeah it's my number one i rarely just hang out probably thought woody doesn't poop until just now but it's it's not true i know you did yeah once every three months just like everybody else i would be concerned i'm fine with them doing that but i don't want the the guy's bathroom it we shouldn't lose the toilet when they reset it if it's like all right the men's bathroom has it should, we shouldn't lose a toilet when they reset it. If it's like, all right, the men's bathroom has four real toilets and four urinals. The female bathroom has eight regular toilets.

Let's steal one of the men's toilets to make it. Well, the women's bathroom needs more urinals for that. That's the first thing I would do. Throw three urinals in the women's room just for, you know, the laughs. And then they can have our urinals just because it's funny. for you know the laughs and then the trans they can have our

urinals just because it's funny yeah they can have one urinal and then that's the trade it's like a three-way trade in in nhl we trade uh a regular toilet to the trans bathroom the women get or no they will take a changing table we'll take a table because you can never fuck a girl on the changing table in one of those gender-neutral bathrooms at the airport? No. What do I do with my draft picture? We can hold on to that. It's trade bait.

Are those changing tables strong enough to have sex on? This is the ones that say koala on them? Yeah. I mean, if you can lay a child on there and change them, you can lay an adult on there and change them. What lay an adult on there and change them what a ghoulish place to fuck you're like how is everybody ghoulish about that you're basically taking the whole bathroom and you're saying sorry everyone who needs to go to the bathroom i'm more important she should have two hands on the sink like any other woman it's the family bathroom you do it in the parking garage in the back seat like they have cameras in there

and i got ran away from the park ran away from the park the cops weren't even called it was the the locals were sick of my shit we were right there at the tilta world i didn't mention the park you're like dennis reynolds flexing for the children yeah i know atlanta didn't want to conform to some sort of or georgia maybe in general didn't want to conform to some sort of or georgia maybe in general didn't want to conform to some sort of bathroom law a few years ago and it lost them the all-star game of 2021 baseball all-star game and they just said i will make it right you get it next year which is such it i love the the two-facedness of every corporation and every group when when we have everything changes to pride month and we're all on board

until it makes financial sense to do anything and everything else. I don't understand how people can bite every time. They gave them back the All-Star game? Yeah. They're just like, actually, you can have it now. Did they bring it back off their bathroom rules?

Or did they stick to it? I seriously doubt it. Yeah, I wouldn't imagine so. North Carolina did. I bet Atlanta's a big baseball hub because they have the Braves, and they're a big fan base, right? Not really. Oh, never mind. Not as big as you would think because they're basically the whole South.

Florida doesn't count, so they've got the rest of the South. There's no baseball teams down here. Yeah, I guess Florida has two teams, right? Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Where teams, right? Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Like, where's the closest one? Maryland? The Orioles comes to mind?

D.C.? Orioles, maybe go into Chicago. I mean, I don't know. I've got a map in my head right now. I don't know where the Texas teams are based out of. Houston Astros? Houston? No, Chicago's got to be closer than Houston.

Tennessee, South Carolina, North Carolina. None of these? I can't think of baltimore dc yeah dc and baltimore we mentioned in st louis zach says dallas st louis i don't i think i think st louis and chicago are about the same about equal distance from atlanta roughly chicago's definitely way further than st louis Yeah I wouldn't have guessed that Chicago's about five hours north Because they're almost the same Longitude Yeah

But they're different latitudes We're mostly just straight south They're a little east west Everyone's like which one is fucking longitude The way I learned it is my teacher In like third grade one is fucking longitude, Woody? The way I learned it is my teacher in third grade was like, think fatitude. And I was like, I'll never forget. Because latitude, fatitude.

A fat person would have latitude. Jimmy Buffett had that song, changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes. When you go on vacation in the Caribbean or something. So yeah, latitudes attitudes are latitudes the north the south like look at this space around atlanta no one else really has this kind of population yeah how are the braves not popular yeah i mean look they're not not popular but you would think they would be an extremely popular team you would think that like all the baseball fans and all those surrounding states would be with Atlanta.

Damn. Not really. Bastards. Alabama. And that's not really a super low... If you look in the top left around Seattle, it looks like they also have a huge amount of land. And I guess land they do, but people don't live there.

Those are some of the lowest populated states in America. But Idaho, they don't have any professional sports. Look at Cali. Look at Cali look at cali hoarding all the fucking teams like always they just lost one i saw i don't know all the particulars about what they're doing to the um the it's the a's right yeah oakland's going to vegas right well the time they are but like not all at once like i think they don't go there until like 2027 or something maybe eight but in the interim

they don't have anywhere to fucking play ball so they're gonna play in like a minor league stadium or some shit it's the shittiest job in all baseball can you imagine if you're the guy signed to that team they're like hey we don't have a stadium or fan base anymore you'll be playing in that minor league stadium across town and no one will be showing up yeah we'll still pay you don't worry what the fuck this is what i signed up for how many road games do we play it sounds crazy to you but for me that's how um carolina's hockey team got here so carolina's hockey team plays in raleigh but they played in another town i think it was greensboro for two years in some like random rank that barely had stands i think it was shared with a minor league team.

And then they came here. Yeah. And other hockey news they did. I think we talked about a PKM, but for everyone, they, they did charge that guy who karate kicked the other hockey player in the neck and killed him.

And no, we, we didn't, we, we mentioned it initially on PKM, but we didn't talk about the arrest. I realized afterward. Yeah.

Slaughter charges. He's been arrested. Hopefully they, I don't know if they have charged him with Nanslaughter already or. What I saw. Okay, or if they're thinking about it. I think we decided that's probably what he did. Yeah.

Very much so. I don't know. Like it's like the way he fell or didn't fall, like it's a clear attempt to raise his leg to the upper body of another player. Like there are no similar examples. I've watched a lot of hockey and like people don't fall that way. You don't even if he did catch his right inner edge and fall to the left, you would not fall and lift your leg into that fall. That's just not physically how you would.

And if he was merely trying to prevent the player from gaining the zone, he would have tripped him a standard trip. If you're called to be an expert witness and sort of do that thing like in JFK where you point at the video and go back and to the left. Yes. Back and to the left. You know, they're proving the bullet came from in front of JFK

and not behind. Oh, I could do it, baby. I could do it. I'd be like, take a look at this stick here. Is it caught on anything? Did it pull him out of position? No, it did not. And then we take a look at the right leg here.

Look at the right inner edge. Does he catch an edge there? Do we see all the telltale signs of catching an edge, i.e. falling in the direction of his current physical movement via inertia? No, we do not see this. What do we see? We see an intentional raising of the left leg to the upper body of adam johnson and the subsequent death and i rest my case here's what i think i saw and i want to get this out no i'm the i don't think he tried to hurt the guy with the skate a lot of people are acting like he did i think even as i

listen to taylor it's inferred i think that like he put his leg up there as a kicking motion i think he threw his leg in the way like a turnstile just to slow him down but like every other time that happens you throw your leg at the shin pads the feet of the person to trip them because that's the best way to trip someone and preventing them from gaining access. Like it's a much less effective approach to go. I'm going to make a kicking motion to this guy's sternum area. Like that just doesn't happen. So like he did mean, I don't think he went into it trying to kill him,

but he did mean to kick him. Like that's not how you move your leg. The guy was behind him. He didn't have an opportunity to kick the guy who's behind him. He could only throw his leg in his way. I thought that was the only play available. Yeah, he threw his leg at his upper body. If he wanted to, he could have sprawled out,

threw his legs behind him, just gotten a regular two-minute trip. There were other options if he was willing to take a penalty, which he clearly was. And he did something unbelievably reckless. And sorry, you can't throw your bladed foot around like that up in the air like that's that's day one if you don't play hockey and you're listening to this like you need to know a day one hockey thing is keep your you keep your feet on the ice you have blades on your foot where do your feet stay on the ice where does your stick stay

on the ice like because that's how kids get hurt and mini might and little league is not like getting cut by blades generally but they lift their stick up and then they smack some other kid in the face it wasn't negligence it wasn't ignorance it was at the very least like some sort of carelessness and recklessness reckless this is a professional this is a professional out there doing it. If a kid did it in a high school game, it'd be a different discussion if you asked me. It'd be like... But this guy's been doing it his whole goddamn life.

He has been doing it since he was a child if he's made it to the pros, even the UK pros or whatever. So I hope they try him. It'll be an interesting trial. I don't know. I miss when we had televised trials. That Johnny Depp Heather or Bedsitter

Lady thing was kind of interesting. Amber Heard. But I really want like daily live feed like the OJ trial was when I was a kid. This happened in England, right? Are they going to dress up like it's the 1600s? Don't they still wear powder green warlocks?

Hear ye, hear ye, the trial of the murderous bladester is in session. It's been three hours explaining ice hockey. The entire sport of ice hockey. What is it and what does it mean? Taylor is

expert witness. You need a pipe and like the Sherlock Holmes hat. Why do you acquire so much ice? They just get one Canadian guy up there as the expert witness, and then they can have a British guy translate him. It's any Canadian. You know, we don't all like hockey.

I don't know why. And then they go back and translate. Yeah, because there's a lot of terminology in hockey that you wouldn't pick up. They've all got those headsets on like Nuremberg, like waiting for the translation from just a straight Canadian. I enjoy those televised trials. It's arrested.

I enjoy those televised trials immensely, especially when it's someone in the public eye or someone you know something about. I wish that Cain Velasquez trial was televised. I wish the Trump trials were televised. Yeah, that would be fun. Maybe. It could make it... I don't know.

I'm trying to avoid the Civil War. So maybe keep that one off TV. I mean, I'm trying to avoid winning the Civil War, Woody. You know what I mean? Like you'd know what that's like. I'm going to be fine. Long last. I'm the only one here who knows what it's like

to win the Civil War. Do you remember that? He does. He's old as shit. Yeah. Oh. I think you were saying that you want to not watch trials that are live like for

Trump, but you think the Cain Velasquez one would be fine. The Cain Velasquez one would be cool because that's an interesting... It's a classic sort of what are you going to do about this kind of thing. So basically his kid, it doesn't matter which one, gets molested by some guy. He goes after the guy.

He shoots bullets into the guy's car, misses the guy, hits the guy's... Someone else in the car, doesn't matter. Someone who was not molesting his son. A non-molester. He's like, misses the guy, hits the guy's... Someone else in the car. Doesn't matter. Someone who was not molesting his son. A non-molester. He's shot this man. Maybe it caused nerve damage. The man might have lost some use of a hand and he's a carpenter. Woe is me. All this shit.

I think Kane's out now. He was in jail for a long time awaiting trial. I think he might be out. Huh? Not that long? It felt like a long time to be sitting for a long time the dude did like 14 months for murder did they scoop up the pedophile i got him it hasn't begun yeah did they got the pedophile too or did they just arrest him i don't know i'm i'm i don't

know was it like confirmed that this guy was molesting his kid? I think it was a sex offender as well. I think, yeah. Oh, okay. 100% this guy molested the guy's kid. Hopefully he got locked up. Saved those children. And trial begins in January.

See, I'd love for that to be televised. I'd watch that shit. See, what do you think is going to happen to him? Because he shot someone that had nothing to do with it and kind of ruined their life seemingly right i think he's in trouble um i think they're gonna say like what you know hey we all understand xyz but he didn't even get the right guy he didn't get the right guy look look if you're gonna go john wick you gotta get the russians right guys i'd say that to the jury. They don't understand. You gotta practice. You gotta be good with the gun.

You can't be hitting bystanders. Why do you bring a gun is what everyone says. In case you don't know, Cain Velasquez, one of the greatest heavyweight champions of all time in the UFC. He is a terrifying man. Yeah, but the other guy was in a car. You can be the toughest guy in the world. You can't chase

a car. Well, he had his own car, so he could have followed them to a place. Okay, well, then I'm seeing the point. He could kill a man with his bare hands, no problem. He's going to get in a lot of trouble, I think. I get mixed, because on one hand,

I see dads taking care of people that hurt their kids, getting off scot-free all the time. Yeah, but it's the right guy. You might, yeah. One, not the right guy. Good point. Two, like the kind of person that tends to get off scot-free for big charges

isn't a really tough guy with brown power tattooed on him. Yeah. Who is like on the record shooting an innocent person well that's what they're there that's the trial sport um i saw that guy in russia uh he just got off um he he discovered that his best friend had been molesting his like eight year old daughter and he forced his friend to dig his own grave, murdered him, threw him in the grave. I think he got off with nothing. Literally

community service or something. He served some time. Yeah, because he just got out. Time is the head of the parade. Getting a little bit of recognition. He's on his way to Ukraine now. That's probably when he got out so early yeah if a dad murders not even murders kills the you know

molester molester of his child everybody's got a rally behind that guy see you say that but that's how you got nightmare on m street that's the that's the plot of that film nightmare on elm street wait freddie krueger molested kids or was molested killed and molested kids yeah and then all the parents get together and they they burnt him alive in his little uh subterranean shed slash shack at the foundry depending on which film you watch and uh you know then he came back to get the siblings of the kids he had he had he had murder rape i i i think i've seen that first one of those but yeah i cannot believe that he no he you're making that up he wasn't molesting kids he was it's heavily implied i i know i just saw a thing

with west craven the other day yeah um it was it's heavily implied but they did have to back off of it because of something that happened man that's a really bad bad guy now i realize how stupid taylor's plan is of getting rid of pedophiles yeah because this guy with his fucking sweater and his dream weaving is gonna get you anyway those parents were right to burn that pedophile in that 80s movie oh i don't care i don't care who hears me say i don't care what kind of risk I'm putting myself at when I'm saying these things. That's fun to say something totally fine

and be like, I'm putting myself out there. Rape is bad. I did Harley's show last night, and of course, being the biggest Jew I know, we talked about Israel quite a bit. I wanted to know where he was on the whole thing, pro-Palestine, pro-Israel. He

refused to take a side, frankly. I was surprised. Did he? No, of course not. No, I was going to say I find that Harley sometimes articulates his thoughts around this really well. He does. Yeah, he actually wasn't like super on you know,

I don't remember exactly what he said, but he wasn't super on the Israeli side. But I've been watching it this week, so the Israelis claimed and have been claiming for a long time that there's this command network of tunnels underneath the hospital. And they even showed this CGI thing

that they made based on, I guess, dreams or whatever. And it looks like a video game. It's that scene from Resident Evil where they show you the hive underneath the house and it's like wow multiple levels big chambers a spider web a network of tunnels down there like ants yeah and they so they raided that hospital they went in you know they like conquered enough land where like they own everything and then they just went in with men took the took the hospital over and i'm gonna be honest there were more guns and weapons at my house than they found in that hospital which look

they found guns and weapons in the hospital but like not that not enough to not a command center to destroy hospitals that's the other thing yeah then they go outside and they are within sight of the hospital like they're like that's the hospital and it's maybe 350 feet away 400 feet away like a big parking lot away and here's a tunnel you know here's a tunnel and they've like blown up like the the shed that concealed the tunnel but sure enough there's a real deal like tunnel it's not some hole somebody dug it's like lined with uh bricks and there's a steel ladder and conduit going down it but it's like all right you got you know the entrance to like i i mean that could be a well for all i know you got to go down there what happened to that hive city you were doing before wmds under that under the children's wing no for real yeah for

sure could it be anthrax it It could be. I actually confirmed. Could this tie them to back in 9-11 when they were mailing it out to all those senators? Are these the real 9-11 hijackers? Yep, I think you're onto something. In Palestine? In the hive. Gotta keep bombing.

One more thousand bombs. Israel's lying so hardcore on this shit that it's become a little frustrating and almost weird like when you tell a lie that you know is going to get wildly disproven tomorrow i don't understand the point of this lie maybe some people never hear the truth that follows it i don't know but it if you tell a lie i expect it to be something you expect to get away with i don't know how to even deal with the level of lying that israel is reporting yeah what's that old saying a lie i'll make it twice around the world before the truth gets out of bed

osama bin laden osama bin laden um yeah i yeah i know i'm baffled by i i am ill-equipped to handle lying on a really massive over-the-top scale i i heard chael sun and tell a story recently now chael sun and my favorite trash talker and one of my favorite fighters of all time is a wild liar a super duper crazy liar who says shit that you expect to be true but is it at all true okay here he told this story of when how he won the celebrity apprentice he said this is how i won the celebrity apprentice taylor i'm gonna quiz you afterwards okay all right he's like this is how it went down we were on this task and we were short on time so knowing that I needed like a technical glitch, a little something to buy my team more time, I got scissors and I cut the ethernet cable to our computer. And then we had

like a technical problem. My teammates upon hearing this were overjoyed and out of respect, they all voted to keep me. And I went on to win that season of the ultimate fighter. So, you know, he's lying a little, right? Like where in that do you think, not the ultimate fighter, the apprentice, he won celebrity apprentice. So this is celebrity apprentice. I think I said it wrong this time. And he cut the cord to his computer, bought his team a little extra time to complete the task. They found out that he was the one that indeed cut at the cord they all were

impressed with his ingenuity and yeah he was voted the winner of the entire thing so what do you think really happened taylor uh seems like he didn't get his shit done and then he made up a story about cutting a cord because you wouldn't physically, at least I would not. If I were trying to pull that lie off, I would not physically sever the Ethernet cord with scissors. I would just unplug the modem and then text and say, we lost Internet. How am I supposed to get this up or unplug the Ethernet or any list of things that are more plausible than, man, someone snuck in to our ultimate fighter headquarters and snipped our cord. So you think that he just unplugged the cord

and didn't really cut it. That's where he diverged from the truth? Oh, the whole thing seems kind of fibby. But yeah, I can't see him actually cutting the cord. That's silly. Here's what actually happened. He cut the cord. His teammates found out.

And they immediately sold him out to Schwarzenegger, who was running the show. Oh, was it Schwarzenegger? Yeah. After Trump did. And he got voted off that episode. He actually cut the cord. That's retarded. Because here's how it worked, Taylor. Because they're going to

fail. What year was this? 2001? Did he know how the internet works? No, no, no. Like, 2017? He needed a technical malfunction. He's trying to, like, abuse the rules the same way he would in wrestling or any other sport. He's saying, so you're telling me we have to show your project now? Yeah.

Well, the project's not done, so that's a fail. In what circumstance would I not have to show you the project now? Well, I don't know. Maybe if there were, like, a technical malfunction. Wait, are you there? Well, I don't know. Maybe if there were like a technical mouth. Wait, are you there? Dink, dink, dink. Are you there? That's what he did.

He was like, now we have a technical malfunction. Now we get more time. And Schwarzenegger, he's like, ah, this is not in the spirit of the game. This is not how a winner performs or a leader. He's right. This is terrible what you've done. And he votes him off. And I'm thinking

like trump would have been like it's amazing it's amazing the ingenuity yeah you read the rules you knew that you by the letter of the law okay you're just up to the edge not all the way i love it i love it might have loved it yeah that would have been good when i heard the story i was like is he overstating how much praise he got? Is he that? No, he didn't win Celebrity Apprentice. He said he won his season like four times as he told the story. He's the people's champ. He immediately got voted off the island.

She lost. You could just look into it and be like, actually, season 17, Joey Stevenson won. What are you talking about? Rob Schneider or something. He lost. His idea for adult diapers. and won. What are you talking about? Rob Schneider or something. Everyone on the show had no respect for the devious way in which he tried to win

and he got voted off in shame. But he tells the story like they carried him out there on their shoulders as the winner. And that is a level of lying that I'm not equipped for. I would have assumed maybe he didn't actually cut it. Maybe he didn't. I don't know. I would have assumed maybe he didn't actually cut it. Maybe he didn't. I don't know.

Maybe. I would have assumed they're not cutting too. Because that's insane. If I came into this office I'm sitting in right now tomorrow, and I tried to turn my PC on, and then I went around the back of my desk here, and I see that all my cords are severed, I'm not like, damn these infernal tech issues.

I'm searching around my gun you know for the the miscreant who did it i i love his move i think it's 100 correct and he should have been given the win because what he did was look the rules are here the best fighter look the old rules are rules right we've got these rules here and it's exactly what i said he needed more time or he loses he got more time and you're like why don't you just unplug it because they just said hey plug that back in he's doing it in front of them he doesn't give a fuck if everybody sees it he's saying now we have a technical malfunction we can't send our project in keep working keep working you can't spill some water like a not retarded person like there's a hundred things you can do ruin the keyboard i ruined the keyboard yeah and now

now someone's running out and doing it. Come on, there's like keyboards everywhere. I love what he did. They should have given him some... There's Ethernet cords everywhere. I would argue more Ethernet cords than keyboards. I only have one Ethernet cord, but I got like five keyboards.

You have... You're a fibbin'. I got two in this room. I've got two in the other room. I've got one in a box. You have like 17 pieces of electronics that come with Ethernet cords. I throw those away. What do you... I just got one cord. You know, I've got like a... I got a

100-foot cord that I take with me when I travel places. Listen to Lying Kyle. Lying Kyle about his... I have one or two extra keyboards. Cordless two extra cordless Kyle cordless Kyle over here pretending he doesn't have a lot of them

respectable yeah you're right the lies from overseas are getting the lies that are over the top I'm not prepared to like exaggeration I can kind of dial back and get pretty close to where the truth is you want a good example another lie sure yeah so they got their uh they got their uh

pr guy their propaganda guy down down in the hospital and he's like we think this is the room where they kept hostages look here a toilet with a curtain oh and over here look at this this is the guards duty list this is where they're you know they they checked in like like this is where muhammad would guard the guards and then where hakeem would guard the guards and it's in it's an arabic thing on the wall and piece of paper like a grid on the wall and you know i don't read arabic so i'm gonna take his motherfucker's word for it i mean he's showing it they zoom in on the bitch and everybody like their lunch break schedule anybody who who can read Arabic goes, like, no, that's just a calendar.

That's just their, like, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. It wasn't a schedule at all. And that's a great example, Kyle, because it ties into not only just an over-the-top lie that I wouldn't have expected them to make. I wouldn't have expected them to take a regular

fucking calendar and tell me it was the like the duty list the times of different guards work but it's so obviously disprovable so falsifiable and they don't need to because there are hostages there are a billion people who can look at that piece of paper and identify you as a liar i'm not one of them but there's multi-billions who speak this language i think i've seen why would you try to get away with that lie yeah that's that takes an incredible I'm not one of them, but there's multi billions who speak this language, I think. And why would you try to get away with that lie? Yeah, that's that's takes an incredible amount of boldness to just be like, yeah, we're going with this propaganda that falls apart on one second of critical analysis. Like you have to be unbelievably bold to do that. They did a thing also where they showed they were

dropping off medical supplies for the hospital and they're in these big goofy crates that look empty and they've taped a printout that says medical supplies in English to the side of them. And I'm just like, y'all suck at propaganda.

You've had so much time to get ready for this. Come on. The other side's so much time to get ready for this like come on there's so much better there's a russian word for this disrespectful lying i wish i had recall of it but it's like taylor if i'm lying to you and i know i'm lying and you know i'm lying and i know that you know i'm lying right so this is all out in the open but i tell this lie because the power indifference the power difference is so much is so broad that you can't say shit you're you're gonna have to sit there and pretend that i'm not lying to you as i sit here and pretend i'm not lying to you and there's nothing you can do about it because i'm putin and you're anyone else in

russia and aglia loche is that what it's called is that the word well yeah that's infuriating the media powerful parties do that all the time where they're like we know we're lying to you and you know we're lying but you can't do fuck about it like i've also seen this and and this was i watch a lot so it's not that i'm watching it like like i'm multitasking like i'm in my room and i'm i'm on my i'm on the internet and cnn's playing and i'm fucking around on my phone and but it plays in the background a lot and they were definitely on this narrative path specifically at c, maybe 20 days ago of like, whoa, they're going

too hard to paint. Look at all the dead Palestinians. They hadn't said a word about the October 7th stuff in a while. It was really about Israel's overreaction. That should have been the banner. Israel overreacts! Question mark, exclamation. And somebody put their hand to them. Somebody came over and looked over their

shoulder at their fucking PC screen and said, whoa, boys, look at who you work for. You're on Wolf. Hey, Wolf, come here a minute, bitch. Yeah, heel boy. On your heads and knees. You'll end up like that

light-skinned fellow that we let do the mornings now. Yeah, what was his name again nobody knows nobody knows we're gonna send you to a different island exactly see nobody totally fired he might i think i think he got skirted off the morning show but they changed all of a sudden it was like did you forget how awful october 7th was well let me get a grandma on here to remind you you want to see some some crying babies? You want to see some dead children? It's just nothing but the awfulness that they did in there. And then when they do go back to Palestine, it's like, brave Israelis

delve deep into terror country this morning. Yeah. Dude, October 7th is another thing that's like, we all heard it. 40 decapitated babies. 40 babies decapitated with a machete i'm picturing dead babies and one decapitated like it shifted it was it was it like mutated

it's dropped all the way down to one dead baby and zero decapitations is the last i heard and i'm like i don't know it like you went with 40 decapitated babies and I couldn't believe it and I should have never believed it. Here's what I think happened. Propaganda at the beginning of conflicts. That's why it's hard to believe stuff because everyone is going to have a vested interest in making their

opponent in it look as inhuman and despicable as possible. But when stuff like that falls apart, it just makes you be like oh okay they're lied they lied about something like that what the fuck else is being lied i wish that was more true because i i do what you say to happen so but my observation is a lot of people just saw the lie and never followed up and that becomes the truth that's true yeah and they the people that promulgated that in the

beginning a lot of them you're correct are now never going to address it again they just shot decapitated babies out into the ether and then when it gets disproven or debunked or walked down or whatever there's just no addressing it ever again just now let that exist out in the ether so what's so i i said this to harley last night what i think happened and but nobody tells this story although when i go to like i don't know there's some youtubers who cover this who are israeli and and what it seems like happened is when that thing went off there were two groups of people um there was one group that was organized as fuck like it looked it's like when you played in tarkov and you could tell there's like there were some Chad's and there was rats

Okay, the Chad showed up. They had fucking sights on their guns. They had fucking maps. They had GPS coordinates They had cell phones of their own and then there was also there were teams right with a plan We're gonna go to this kibbutz you shoot the weight club person comes up with their key card You shoot when the gate goes open we go in together like there's a clear coordinated extermination plan for kibbutzes which is farming communities by the way i don't know thank you i was gonna but uh but then there were some rats running around flip-flops ak and a dream and they've got they've got those guys were calling home all crazy like dad i'm here i'm in israel i i killed 10 jews with my bare hands i'm calling you on a dirty jews phone right now like that's a that's a i'm

paraphrasing but that's exactly what he said more or less you know and that guy's not part of the team like like and by the way that guy's dad is like oh let me tell your mother it was like touchdown it's so awful over there like both you know what i mean like jesus christ dude you can't ask it's every time you think like all right these are the baddies i'm on the other side oh wait a minute these are the baddies too i'm on the other side it's it's hard to find a good guy in this conflict a lot of people are getting like very at least going by social media and trends, not in mainstream media. Most people, myself included, really don't like the group punishment stuff, where it's like collective punishment.

Where it's like, oh, we have to punish all of these people and just indiscriminately take them all on because of this small subsect of them and that's world war ii so what you're saying is and the civil war is killing every war ever palestinians and that's hard to get on board with yeah yeah where it's like every war is like that that gets one yeah everybody complains about us not winning wars you're Israel's about to win one i mean it's not a war to go in and just indiscriminately bomb civilian targets like World War II I mean mostly they I mean until like until England and Berlin got gotten their firebombing battle like they there was an effort not to do that as much like you you don't want to do that as soon as Churchill had justification which has

been in somewhat fabricated they didn't mean to hit that. As soon as Churchill had justification, which has been somewhat fabricated, they didn't mean to hit London and kill those civilians, really. They destroyed Dresden. I used to work with it. He's dead now, I'm sure, but he was like a seven or eight-year-old boy in Germany. He's like, I remember the bombings.

Yeah, I'm sure. Having your city fire bombed would be fucking terrible. But like, yeah, like huge amounts of people are not cool with the collective punishment that's being put on. I'm okay with it, I guess. Yeah. No way to,

I don't think there's any way to, to get at the bad guys without killing a bunch of poor, innocent people. And I mean, it said like, I was listening to this guy. He was a very good debater and he was talking to someone and said, Hey, collateral damage is just part of was listening to this guy. He was a very good debater. And he was talking to someone and said, hey, collateral damage is just part of war. Like this happens. It's not something

the Israelis want. So he asked this question. Let's say hypothetically that Hamas, Hamas, the bad guys you really want, they're in Israel instead of Palestine. So now they're in Israel. Would Israel change their tactic about how they went after them? Would they just bomb a hospital or refugee camp and say, hey, sorry about those 300 Israelis, but there was a Hamas leader there, so what are you going to do? Would they take out apartment buildings, hospitals, whatever they're taking out, schools, and say, this school was fair game. israel i know

we're ruining our country but there was a bad guy in that school so fuck the whole building and all the innocents that come with it's hard to make an equivalency there though right because in one if like the case is in palestine where this didn't just flare up overnight it's not like they're in hey some guys just ran into the school should we we firebomb it? No, let's wait till tomorrow. They've been launching rockets for years and years and years. They've always been using their schools and hospitals to house weaponry and to stage attacks and stuff like that. The equivalency would be if they had all been in Israel doing that.

Someone to use Oxford commas who is like i'm not in control if hamas puts a thing in this other room down there why are you killing me and the students yeah because hamas is strong arming one of the buildings i'm sorry one of the rooms in this building and like i said it was really powerful the argument to me for him to be like you think israel would do it differently if they were killing innocent Israelis? Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely, they'd be sending fucking Israeli SEAL Team 6 into there and precision surgically taking out the bad guys.

It would just be open season John wicking bad guys every time they could. But no, they're only Palestinians, subhuman rats, vermin, whatever. You can just go in there with a tank and blow out any building. Hitler over there. And if there's a chance of hitting one Hamas guy, you can kill as many Palestinians as you want. Yeah, we're still good guys. That story Kyle told, not even a story. When you told me, you're like, did you hear that Israel bombed a refugee camp, like a whole camp?

Because they said one guy was there. I was like, there is 100% chance Kyle's being hyperbolic here. No, no, there was a guy they were going for and they bombed the refugee. We blew up weddings when there's one guy. That's wrong too.

That's bad. And I think that one was literally an accident. Well, at least they told me it was. So what do I know? Yeah. You want to minimize the number of civilians and people who are just trying to live their life getting caught in the crossfire and being killed

and there doesn't seem to be there doesn't seem to be any effort of that at all i don't think rumsfeld i think rumsfeld would be on the opposite side saying oh that was what he said right back in the day he's like we're creating terrorists you know as you know with every bomb i think he said he had a well that's true um I mean, I'm glad it's not us, you know, on the front lines necessarily getting hurt. I know a lot of U.S. personnel has gotten they keep talking about the traumatic brain injuries, which I think are being caused by either impacts or missile interceptions above their heads or outside secure facilities. But it's dozens now of U.S. personnel with these traumatic brain injuries. They've had it before with similar incidents of rocket attacks or missile attacks or whatever in the Middle East.

There aren't that many personnel out there, but the number of flare-ups that we've had in a couple of weeks. We're having a little war with Iran right now, like U.S. versus Iran in Syria. Lots and lots of sites are being struck. I think they shot down, someone shot down one of our Reaper drones last week. Reaper. I heard Reaper drones, and I'm like,

did it work? Did it get them all high? Everybody just needs to chill out. It's just land, man. Kill that guy. It's just land until it's your land, you. Kill that guy. It's just land until it's your land. Yeah, 100%.

Then when you're being told that you gotta leave your house and flee and then the escape route gets bombed, it's like, yeah, this is not chill. I mean... Calm down on the rhetoric. I give this fucking two thumbs down

all right taylor let's avoid the facts for a while that's where i that's how i review it i go one star would have put zero if i could i review it yeah it's a fucking mess um i want to see some more future tech that that's what i'm in this uh this game for uh i want to see some trophy system use i want to see that foam that they use uh to seal up the tunnels or whatever they keep they said they're sending in like robots or drones and then they're exploding and making foam to seal the tunnels up i want to see that happen i want to see some terminator drones that like spider through and and like kill people that maybe i'd love to see that a spider drone with a weapon. Do you know what the foam is like afterwards, Kyle? So I have experience with expanding foam and one of the use cases I've used it for that doesn't work is to keep mice out. So like in this house,

maybe the wires were routed through like a two by four or something and mice can fit in the smallest holes. So you have to like hit it with great stuff. It doesn't work. The mice will chew the foam and get out. You have to put steel wool in there. I've learned. Anyway, but if a mouse can bite the foam, then it seems like someone could claw through and un-foam a

tunnel in a day or two. Three motivated men with a shovel can wreck a lot of foam. Or is it tougher than that? Yeah, that would be my question as well. I genuinely have no idea. The thing that seemed to make the most sense to me, I remember they were pumping seawater into them because the ocean's right there. And it's like, oh, that's how you do it. Back when I was a kid, we had rats on the farm and they would get under those concrete

pads, like big concrete pads. And we would use carbon monoxide exhaust from an old truck. We'd plug up all the holes, but two, you'd have an entrance and an exit, entrance on opposite sides of the big concrete pad. And we would pump the exhaust straight into it. And somebody would be over there tapping their foot on the gas. Roar, roar, roar. And the rats would come stumbling out of the other side eventually, so drunk that they couldn't stay upright, really, and we would just pop them with a pistol as they came out. Why wouldn't you just put a screen door over it or something?

Yeah, a screen door or something. That way you don't have to worry about picking up a bunch of rats i would just keep the rats right where they were we want to get them all they feed the worms and they feed they go back into the atmosphere whatever no we you know you want to see them and we're getting something so like like part of it is we're going to drive them all out and get them i want to see how many hours this was a day you know football wasn't on and so you had to have something to do that's that's every day on on like a farm it's like what do you want to do we've done our chores what would you there's like a there's 30 open projects we could what was what was your worst chore that you dreaded

more than anything um anything where my hands got beat up or rough or dried out fencing is particularly hard i don't know if you've ever driven steel fence posts with the use this fence post driver thing you hold on each side it goes over the top sort of like a it's hollow when it goes over the post and bing bing bing driving it that's very hard work if the ground is hard and it is here it's hard compressed red clay that's really hard work that's i helped my grandpa take a fence down like two weeks ago when me and my brothers went down there it was this old fence that was like probably 500 yards like long and whatnot and it had wire and everything and i didn't fully like the way you do that is you know you go through you unhook the wires and everything then one person

goes and you take the these were like just metal posts for an electric fence that was previously keeping cattle in. And you just get those, those metal sticks, the posts, and you bend them back and forth until they'll come out and you pull them out. And I was,

uh, we had a tractor. That's how I do it. We use a tractor and a, we have a three inch wide nylon rope and we just wrap it around it. So it self tightens. Chains do the same. Only a couple of them were so bad that we needed to use the tractor,

but the tractor was mostly like my brother was driving it next to me. And so I was going and like just picking up the metal pieces and throwing it into the, the, you know, tractor bale or pull collector, whatever. But I was in the job where like,

if you've ever spun up an old wire, like an electrified wire like there's a little apparatus that you fold out and then stick in the ground and then you start it by wrapping it on these four spokes and then you just turn and crank it and crank it and of course it's like right next to the ground and so i was like in the worst back position for like an hour doing it and i remember like getting probably because I didn't wait. I didn't look to see how long the fence was. But after like 25 minutes of just like there's no crank on it.

So you're just physically spinning it like this with your hands. I was like, this is awful. Being a farmer would suck. Like, my God, Grandpa, how did you do this for so long? This is the easiest part of farming. And it sucks. You got to turn it on, son. Like, wah, wah, wah, wah.

It just loads up. I've had some moments like that. We try to hire people that know what they're doing. And they'd be doing something ass backwards. Digging holes is hard. I would have thought that the track holes is pressed the steel in, right? Like I'm not,

I'm not talking about a four by four wooden fence posts like that can be really hard to push in, but just why not use the front end load of it? Just scoop, squish it in easy peasy. If the ground's not too hard, you absolutely do that. It's like on the,

if, if this is the front end loader, like you'd come back on the back part of it. If you use the lip, then it could slip off and you get this really scary da-wow-wow-wow-wow thing and you get hurt. We're compressing and building up this tension down here and then the bucket can suddenly drop by a foot and a half and kill you. You use the back of it, but you can absolutely mash them down into the ground like that on if it's wet if it's soft but there's places where ding ding digging digging

digging a hole anything where you're wet and like in a bad position as well plumbing can be particularly awful i remember when white boys stayed at my house uh his girlfriend um kelly borrowed my truck and went to back out of my driveway and it's like you can go left you can go right it's kind of a roundabout type situation she went right in the middle uh where the mailbox was she would have hit it if she hadn't backed over my water line you know where the meter is good thinking yeah oh no and like and i've been filming all day. So I come back from like shooting, doing a doing a FBS Russia video and I need a shower. I'm beat. But but but water is pouring down my driveway because she's backed over it and like broke it and everything.

So I got to be like, Dad, can you can you bring me some PVC glue, a hacksaw and a couple, a couple feet of pipe and bring all your plumbing stuff actually. Yeah. Plumbing stuff. And, and so now I'm like down in this hole, you know, luckily I like got proper tools for, to do it.

There's actually a, instead of a hacksaw for PVC, there's a little ratchet scissors, a ratchet scissor thing. That's beautiful. Makes such nice cuts, but that kind of work is dreadful you know down wet you're wet and muddy it's like red mud everywhere all over you while

you're down in a hole plumbing the best part of being old is the tool collection i don't know what your problem is what do you what do you got broken tv i got all the tools for that did your plumbing break did someone run over a fire hydrant i'll call your father i probably have all the tools for that. Did your plumbing break? Did someone run over a fire hydrant? You bet your bottom dollar I probably have all the tools you need for that. Like, I rarely have to run to the store mid-project because I don't have the right router bit or whatever it is. I've been accumulating this shit for 40 years now. Yeah, that's how my dad's shop is. It'll take a while to find it, I'll be honest. It is not well organized, but it's there.

It's there somewhere i've often said like my well probably my best tool is the toolbox because the shit's where it's supposed to be typically i wish i was like that my shit's everywhere sometimes i know where it is i'll be you know i uh back of the closet the green box with the hole in the side you dig way way back behind the old record player and be careful. Cause there's knives in there. That's where my, that's where my Pez dispenser is. The drawer next to my nightstands like that. And every so often Jackie will go in there and I'll be like,

Jackie, the chapstick was like in the front between the handles. Now I can't find it anywhere. It's six inches away, but because I can't Now I can't find it anywhere. It's six inches away, but because I can't find shit, don't touch my drawer. Kyle, are you talking about having that backup through the yard catastrophe?

It reminded me, I bet probably like seven years ago, I told this on the show. By the way, I didn't say a word. You didn't say a word. You were a good man. You were on a rebirth. Are they still together?

I'm curious. I believe they are. I certainly hope they for them good for them she was really nice uh basically i think i was probably like 13 14 or so and we were coming from the rink my mom was driving me and it was me and i think my younger brother and joel quinnville's son who played on a team with my brother. Joel Quinville at the time was the head coach of the St. Louis Blues. And so big guy in the hockey community in St. Louis, very tight. And so the professionals like Chris Pronger and Al McInnes and Joel Quinville and all these guys would be down at the rink and their kids would be playing there. And so we knew them and the kachuks and we were dropping my mom was dropping in this honda odyssey

i remember we were dropping him off at joel quinville's house head coach of the blues after a practice and it was rainy it was shitty out it was wet and he was the coach of a professional hockey team and so it was a very very very nice yard very nice house beautiful yard and a very long straight driveway and my mom pulls up into it and lets him out and he goes in he's like see you later you know like i'll see you see you next time and she starts backing out and i remember like his driveway was big enough. She could have done a little whoop-de-doop and come back out straight. But she started backing up.

And 100-yard driveway, however long it was. And I think we got it about eight feet backward before I felt the car go and just in the yard and she is my mom just forging ahead just driving two wheels like tilted in this guy's yard i'm like mom mom you're in joel quenville's yard you're in the coach of the blues yard get back on the driveway and she's like it's fine taylor it's fine and i'm like it's not fine it's not fine so it's not, it's not fine. It's not fine. It's not all, it's not fine. And so like all the way back the full length of the driveway, there is just a solid rut, a ditch now of destroyed like yard right next to their driveway. And my mom, it just didn't register with her at all,

how like shitty it was. And so we've, I'm just like, I'm mortified. I'm like, Oh my God, I'm going to have to talk to, you know, someone else during practice and like deal with this. This is really embarrassing. This guy's a big hullabaloo in the hockey world. And then she just backed out. I looked in horror at like a decimated yard and then she just drove away. And then I got back and my dad, my dad was there. And like, I waited and my mom went to go do something else.

And I was like, dad, mom drove through Joelel quinville's yard and he was like what like he was like what and i'm like she started backing up and then she was just in the yard and then she just went all the way through the yard and he was like oh my god i saw that look i choose to believe that's what the divorce i would have went that i think it was like climbing doesn't work out my dad was so i could see in his eyes and face because he like he would golf with like al mckinnis and joel quinville and like these guys and he was like oh my god oh uh he's like did do they know it was you who dropped him off like yes yes they know he's like oh my god they probably were all like watching through the the blinds as you did it like oh no she'll stop she'll oh oh god blasted honey isn't that isn't that the kentucky bluegrass you had flown in oh my mom was driving like hamas was hidden

under the yard just blasting through it so your father was friends with Quinville and McGinnis and Primer? Yeah. Yeah. Like, cause they like played hockey at the same club. And so like a lot of these guys played golf together. And like, what helped is that my dad is a ridiculously good golfer,

like absurdly good. People will be like, Oh, but I'm really good at golf. And then they play with my dad and he blows them out. He plays nonstop all the time. And and so these guys like when people retire from hockey they start playing golf and so they wanted someone good to play with them and so they would invite him to come play and that was that was neat so i got to like hang around the blues why is it fun

to have somebody good with you when they're playing like triples or like a group of four or something it's good to have someone who's really solid on there i guess i i don't even know enough like they like in group play where like they're a group competing against other groups i guess it was gonna happen i remember uh matthew and brady kachuk are both in the nhl right now the the sons of keith kachuk and i remember i met brady and matthew Kachuk they're both like seven they're like seven and nine years younger than me or something like that seven and eight years younger than me and the the Kachuks invited us to their box to watch a blues game when I was probably you know nine or no I'm sorry not nine like 12 and so these kids were like three four and I

remember my dad like giving me a talk like the whole way up there he's like you behave we are with blues players and we're going to their box and you will behave and i remember being like i do behave like i don't know what i'm gonna be in trouble for but like i was on my best behavior and like every so often i would just like because all the adults were talking behind me and i was sitting in those little chairs up a little closer to that mini glass that overlooks the ice and then I would like get up every so often and go get a Coke because I wanted a soda. And like, that was my big, oh my God, it's a box. As many hot dogs and sodas as I, as like, please. And so I was doing that the whole time. And I had to end up getting

multiple sodas because I would go get a Coke. I would open it and then like drink some, put it next to me. And then it was either Matthew or Brady Kachuk. Probably Matthew at the time was like four years old. He came over and he just kept knocking my soda over. Like this little kid, he just kept going. And I remember in my head being like, that's Keith Kachuk's kid. And dad said, hey. And so I just would like pick up.

Good hit little guy. And so I just pick up the soda and throw that one away and then open up another one. And then he'd come over like 10 minutes later and, bah, knock my soda over again. Oh, got another one. Two points for you. Matthew, little did I know he'd be an NHL superstar. Hey, I'm Taylor, by the way.

We should be friends for life. We should be great friends. Yeah, I'm thinking about it. I have a bunch of good hockey stories knowing those guys. Eric Johnson was the first overall pick by the St. Louis Blues in 2006, I want to say. So I was 15, he was 18. And he was boarding with the McInneses at Al McInnes' house, which is pretty common if you're like a young 18-year-old first-round draft pick,

first overall especially, that you're going to go to the NHL right away, more likely than not. And so they'll board you with an existing NHL family with people on there so that you can kind of get acclimated. And I knew Al McInnes' son at the time. And so he and I were playing shinny hockey in Al McInnes' basement, which is like a little where it's where, you know, those little tiny hockey necks, like yay big, made of plastic. And then those little plastic sticks with the foam ball. And basically you're on your shins, you're on your knees and it's one-on-one and you're trying to play hockey versus it's, it's so much fun. Shinny is great. And me and Al's son

were playing. And because I'm a goalie, it gives me a tremendous advantage in this game because second nature, I'm always keeping myself square to the net. Whereas someone who plays forward or defense isn't going to be doing that as much. They're going to leave open scoring opportunities. And so I beat Al McInnes' son. And then I look over and Eric Johnson, first overall draft pick, comes down in the basement. He's like, what are you guys doing? At this time, Allen McGinnis' son is one year younger than me. I'm three years younger than Eric Johnson. He's like, I want to play. He's like an 18-year-old first round draft pick in the NHL. He's unbelievably

competitive. Unbelievably competitive. I won. I beat Eric Johnson. Johnson, shout out. Shout out you, Eric Johnson. Has a good career. Eric Johnson, you're lucky we're giving you this attention. Yeah. You're welcome, Eric. And so we were playing. And at first, it started off where he wasn't going that hard on me. And then he realized oh this kid's like and i'm also like a pretty big 15 year old and so by the end of the game he and i are both sweaty and he's like when i have possession of the puck he's like leaning on me like hard trying to move me and i'm like bounce trying to bounce it off the wall to get it into the into the net and i won and he got like like he kind of got up like with a

little bit of a huff oh fuck like i got mad about it and i remember for a long time i'm 32 now and i still remember that and being like hell yeah yeah the king of shiro if you wanted yeah i could have and by that doing a little college football math, I should have been the first overall draft pick. I bet if some of those scouts had seen that Shinny footage, they may have had some other ideas. They would have. I kicked ass at Shinny. So Eric Johnson, invite open. You want a rematch anytime,

any place. Oh, I've made $100 million in one Stanley Cup. Who cares, brother? I took you down in Al McInnes'any in 2005 basement champion yeah uh did you guys know any like professional athletes growing up or like no my father knew um i forget where you're from you guys know any uh celebrities or anything as a child you know hang out with them and stuff befriend them no it's just the same same circles every morning my father ran on the boardwalk in

ocean city new jersey it's nice it's a little springy it's better on your knees anyone who lives at the beach runs on the boardwalk it's the better place to run and um i guess he got to knowing pat croce who owned the philadelphia 76. And he was like an outrageously positive super guy. Hank Scorpio from the Simpsons. He was said to be modeled on Pat Croce. I don't know if it's true. Then I like him. Hey, if you could toss a grenade at someone on the way out, I'd really appreciate it.

Pat just took a liking to my dad. They ran at about the right pace. He's like, you run pretty good for a big guy. So when they saw each other, they would run side by side on the boardwalk. That's the closest I can hang with Taylor's story. It's better than I've got. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't think I knew. No, definitely not. Greg Maddox wasn't a friend of the fam? No, he was not a friend of the fam. He's the only Braves player I always remember because you mentioned him as the great white whale that didn't win the championship. What's his real name?

Kyle's going to know it. He was a relief pitcher. You mean Nolan Ryan? No, no, he was a racist dude. Relief pitcher. Oh, oh, not Rocket. you're talking about john rocker that's real good they never nicknamed him rocket that was a missed opportunity that was no they called him the fucking grand the wild thing they called him the wild thing right

they played wild thing when he came out just like by the way just like major league charlie sheen they play wow dang and he'd come out he was the closer he had the sleeves like cut off his jersey and shit like he was the bad boy closer it's a great movie if you haven't seen it's comedy but but john rocker was the embodiment of that he was you know they played the yeah i think it was 1999 uh world series we played in a lot of them and uh we play the yankees and rocker gets up there rocker was again relief or closer i can't remember which. Probably a closer. And he could get up there in the three digits, if I remember correctly, 100, 102 miles an hour. And he was like, New York is a filthy piece.

It's just a shithole full of queers and fags and these people and that people and the subway looks like, and it's this whole piece that they did. And it was a bad look yeah john rocker's been traded to the mets actually who's gonna read this i'll read it the biggest thing i don't like about new york are the foreigners you can walk an entire block in tom's in times square and not hear anybody speaking english asians and koreans and vietnamese and indians and russians

and spanish people and everything up there how the hell did they get in this country John Rocker that's so funny to not to pick so the biggest like the biggest tourist trap in the world to talk about like too many languages

like of all the places like Times Square it'd be everybody's walking around taking pictures not speaking in English. You know, I go to Ellis Island and there's all these foreigners here. They're showing me their passports because they're ethnically Russian. Get out! I think my mom worked with some relative of his. There's some loose connection to him.

I do know that. I can't remember what it was. I need to text my mom tomorrow and ask her. But either I think she knew his mom or something like that like she was in the insurance business at the time and they had they were tangentially connected in some way or another but he's what they based they based um the character in eastbound and down on john rocker uh and that whole hbo oh then he's very serious. That's a hilarious show. It starts off with him in his

Atlanta Braves uniform in front of the media. He's just like, fuck all them queers and losers up in New York. Now he's in a Cubs jersey. Man, Chicago's even fucking worse. Then he's in a Pirates jersey. It's just like, as his career

diminishes from cocaine and spending spending and drugs and women. Like you see his fastballs slower and slower, and he's in shittier and shittier markets. That's a fun show. Dude, this other quote from John Rocker. I've taken a lot of crap from a lot of people, probably more than anyone in the history of this sport. I know Hank Aaron and Jackie Robinson took a good deal of crap, but I guarantee it wasn't six years. probably more than anyone in the history of this sport i know hank aaron and jackie robinson took a good deal of crap but i guarantee it wasn't six years i just keep thinking how much am i supposed to take john rocker dude this is a real victim yeah this guy's great just everywhere

everywhere that signs me fucking sucks like where did he got a point well no they took more crap than hank aaron and jackie robinson yeah 100 because because here's the thing after jackie robinson you know got out there they saw him run steal a couple bases they're like shit like five three years into jackie like hitting dingers or whatever and being the the great every away game they still had something to say about the color of his skin. Well, most of the league integrated right away, right? Who was the last to integrate?

Let's take a guess. Who was the last team to allow a black man to play for them? I gotta think it was Red Sox. Do you know the answer? I don't know the answer. Ah, damn. I was thinking Red Sox, too. I'm gonna say White Sox because it's funny. No way a Negro will be on the white

socks we'll change our name before that happens were the pirates a team then the not so white socks the not so white socks is that what you want not white it was the red socks oh damn i googled it yeah yeah i think it's just fuck all right, Woody starts with one on trivia tonight. That should happen. I want a one-point advantage. God damn it. What creates the Earth's magnetic field? Magnets aren't real.

A series of... No, iron. How does your compass work, then? The iron core, obviously. What about the iron core? You know, all the magnetic aspects. It's hot, so it got magnetized. Yeah, it's... Well, it's magnetized because it's metallic. What does the iron core? You know, all the magnetic aspects. It's hot. So it got magnetized. Yeah, it's magnetized because it's metallic. What does the iron core do that creates magnetism?

Dude, I can't even begin. There's so much it does. Name the one main thing the iron core of the Earth does to create the magnetic field. It keeps us in space. It keeps us locked in. Where would we go? No, what it does is...

We're moving like a corkscrew while spinning around the galaxy. The iron core. It spins. It spins. It's for magnets. I thought you'd say that. It spins. It doesn't even spin that fast. It spins fast. What do you mean it doesn't spin that fast?

Compared to what? Compared to the outside. Compared to the core of your planet? No, because it's not spinning slower than the outside of the planet, right? No. Faster. No. The Earth spins at 1,000 miles per hour. I know that at the equator.

Okay, well then you're right. There's no way the iron core is spinning 1,000 miles an hour. What if it's spinning the other way? I don't believe the core is changing its position relative to the crust all the time is it yes is that why magnetic poles shift like every how often every so often like i i well what i always hear is like every hundred billion years there's a catastrophe and they invert north to south how would that and then there's lots of these conspiracy theories uh all right so they know it happens because of the way uh iron lines up in rock from from that long ago it's it's aligned uh to a different north um i know that

for sure what would be a big enough catastrophe to like i don't have that information like like like ready to go i'm just letting you know these things are all real things the conspiracy theory that I always see not debatable at all is that I always see those like crazy YouTube videos the CIA knows that the polls are about to invert any day now

a catastrophe is coming that's you know that's a different rabbit hole the skinwalker rabbit hole is what I've been on lately. What is the conspiracy about the Iron Core? That it's not there? Hollow Earth, perhaps? No.

No. Although I also saw recently they showed some indigenous people in South America pictures of gray aliens to see what they'd say. Like, hey, you ever seen anything like this? And they were like, oh, yeah. That's the ant people that live underground. We call them the Ununaki or some shit. mean i'm not going to question their truth so now we know fucking natives are liars fucking liars like you you like space and all that shit can you enlighten me on

what the hollow earth thing is like what is it that they're saying is going on how hollow because we've dug decently far actually we haven't dug that far down they do that zoom out that shows like the deepest borehole in russia and you feel like it's really deep and then they zoom out and it's like oh we're not we're bitch made we're barely isn't it like 60 000 feet or something yeah like we're not even like close to the bottom of the crust they drilled like seven or eight miles or something like nothing insane no yeah nowhere near like the middle of the earth. I so I think that that's mostly just silliness.

Like that's the more silly of the theories. But there are people who believe the hollow earth theory would be that the earth is hollow and that down there there is not just life or caverns, but there's like an intelligent race. They often believe of dinosaur evolved people, you know, like, like an intelligent race that evolved from the dinosaurs that survived the great catastrophe that took them out, continued to evolve and eventually like lived underground. And now they live under there.

Some people believe those are the reptilians who would be, you know, puppeteering our government and maybe heating out, creating the, the global warming conspiracy and changing our environment to match something more like their Triassic origins, perhaps, for the reptilian games.

I like that. That's kind of fun. I don't buy the reptile part. Doctor Who did that. No, reptiles, if it was hollow in there, the theory would be that they stay warm by the interior of the Earth being warmer, right? Because they wouldn't get any sun maybe or maybe like high-tech fusion energy because they're you know they've been an intelligent race for millions of years where we've been

one we've only been here for like a million i feel like if there was a hyper intelligent race of lizards like we know it we'd like they'd for sure have made themselves known and be like we run shit you know i think that's there's some kooky people that believe that they're the they're the reptilian people who like puppeteer our government you know the the the rockefeller type big table of overall kind of puppeteering new world orders type stuff yeah that one's even sillier so actually no it's it's not sillier than flat earth because the hollow earth people at least are on board. That it's round.

Do you think that they make fun of the Flat Earth people? Like these fucking idiots. These retards. How would it be flat? How are their time zones? Don't get into that. I hate the Flat Earth. It's nonsense.

I hate it. I hate even discussing it. It's more fun. I'll talk about skinwalkers all fucking day because that's fun. discussing it it's more fun i'll talk about skinwalkers all fucking day because that's fun but like i feel like giving any energy to flat earth is like feeding into what they want because i think a vast majority of those people who talk that shit are just trolls the classic kind of troll not the modern troll who's like haha i threw shit in your face a real troll is when you pretend like you don't know the answer to a question and let someone explain it for 10 minutes

while you nod along like you're mystified as they explain how Netflix works or something. And then you ask frustrating questions. I'm not a troll. Yeah, but you're right. But actually, no, because I see you talking about flat earth hollow earth the same way as like having fun talking about lord of the rings or star trek is like you're just

having but there aren't people out there signs of that no reality no well it it would be like if there were people who believes that captain picard is up there and that that they're only showing us the television show to prepare earth for when we join the real federation of planets. If there was a group that believed that I'd be, I'd be totally against, you know, talking about fucking Star Trek.

I'm like, no, don't feed into their paranoia. No, you can't let the flatter poison your fun conversation. Well, I will allow skinwalkers. On the other hand,

I had a nightmare the other night. I think I just stayed up too late watching scary Skinwalker content. But I think it was some, maybe two-sentence horror story or some scary Eddie subreddit or some shit. But it was something about

if you see someone who looks just like you but their face doesn't work right, that's a skinwalker coming to copy you and i just had this nightmare where i saw a skinwalker with like lots of hands coming up my staircase walking on its fingers like it had it was like this it had my face on it but it looked like a tick how it has this undulating body and it's it moved it moved on maybe 40 sets of human hands but it used the fingers to to to move like like all the fingers were moving in concert as it came up the stairs and then i woke up like drenched in sweat so it didn't even catch you it was just a really scary lead up no it, it didn't get me. Okay.

Well, that's good. You know, because it could have got you. You die in your dream. You die for real. That isn't in dispute. It's totally in dispute. How scary would that... All right. Now, quickly imagine a world where that was reality.

Skinwalkers? How scary. That would be horrific. No, dying in your dream. If you died in your dream, you died in your... I used to intentionally die in my dreams. You get in that in-between state and i'm like wait wait i'm controlling this dream i'm asleep but awake in it i immediately find a tower to climb and jump that was what i would do i would find a way like when i'm dying dreams it's usually falling and

it's like way too like there's no beginning of it like I'm falling and I'll think like why am I falling I've been falling forever oh this is a dream like I remember why I'm kind of like moving forward always falling but not hitting the ground it's not one of my oldest memories is a dream that I had I must have been five uh at the oldest but I dreamed that Marv and Harry from Home Alone were chasing me. Those were the bad guys to five-year-old me. And so I climbed up on the bricks that surround, this is dream world. I'm around our pool and I climb up on the bricks that sort of made a wall around our pool. And I jump off head first and try to break my neck

and I wake myself up. And from then on in dreams, that's what I would do. If I was having a scary dream, it's like, I gotta get out of here. I would jump off something high and like, try to break my neck,

like, like land head first. I, I've never intentionally killed myself in a dream to wake dozens of times all the time. I don't think, I don't, I don't think it would wake me up.

I think it would just shift to a different dream. It wakes me up. My dreams don't make a lot of sense i had a bad dream like four nights ago and like the whole dream was i was shaving and then the guard fell off in between strokes and i went bare shaved on like this whole side of my face and i was immediately like oh no it's tuesday it's only two days till the show and everyone's gonna remember how ugly i am and i was like horrible dream horrible dream i'm like i'm gonna get bullied yourself while you're sleeping yeah i was i was razzing myself in my sleep and i was like, Oh, you can get through this. You can do it. And yeah, I woke up and did a little Kevin McAllister, my own face and remembered, Oh yeah,

I didn't miscalculate a shave. How would that even happen? And then it could happen. You know, the head falls off. I've had that happen. I've also had, I had a razor once where you,

I've had a couple of them where, you know, you dial it in, like, like instead of just switching the head, I got that thing. I got that one. I think I've got the, um, I've got one couple of them where you dial it in instead of just switching the heads. I got that one. I think I've got

one now that has heads. I don't think I have the button. It's the really tiny one that's not much bigger than a regular Razer. You just put different heads on it. But anyway, I used to have that digital one. And I think what I did was press 2, but because the battery

had died, it had forgot my presets or something and two was no longer like my preset for 0.02 millimeters it was that was just like bald face and i was just like i'm not looking at myself while i'm shaving and i'm just like and i'm like really going to town here look at those mess and like look up and it's like ah oh that's not a good look oh i did that before a halloween party like six years ago where i put the wrong guard on my my like one blade thing i used like the old version that didn't have the dial and like i got like five stripes in to my face before i realized that i had the wrong one on and it like took me down to like the the worst of the awkward beard growing phase where it's like all right i have to either and this was like 40 minutes before people were coming over for a halloween party and i had to just be

like all right you're just gonna look like a fucking goob tonight who is like in the awkward phase of of shaving of not shaving because you did this. You idiot, because you didn't check and you put a three instead of a five or seven or whatever it's supposed to be. Five or seven. Jesus, that is a beard you've got. I use a seven on my face. I use a two. Yeah, yeah.

It's a two for me. That would reveal a little too much flesh. I see. Okay. I think you're happy that you're growing more hair. Eventually, you'll just be like looking through a little. I can't do that. That one you can't do.

I can't do it. That's not it. You got to from back here. Just imagine you're sucking a dick. No, that's an Arab Chewbacca. Arab Chewbacca is more like Chewie, no! Chewie.

They're not hiding in that hospital, Chewie. Wait a goddamn minute, Chewie, no! Chewie. They're not hiding in that hospital, Chewie. Wait a goddamn minute, Chewie. What kind of vest do you have on there? Chewie, don't do it. Suicide bombs, the fucking Death Star. Chewie, they were just children. Were there any other monkeys in this Star Wars? There should be. that'd be a big

oversight in the in the so in the expanded universe yeah because he's got a i think i think chewy goes back home and like meets his family i think that's in the animated stuff and there might have been something that had live action multiple wookies i it could have been the christmas special the holiday special that they did back in the day that had mark hamill and everybody but i want to say i've seen some they did back in the day that had Mark Hamill and everybody. But I want to say I've seen some VHS looking footage that had a whole family of Wookiees, but it's been a long time.

As much as I despise that Star Wars universe, I know a lot about it. Not the latest stuff, though. I haven't been able to get into it. What's in your blood that makes you a Jedi? Midichlorians Well it depends which I like how you said it like

Woody what a fucking asshole question Midichlorians I didn't know that one You knew Midichlorians Star Wars Iceberg like at the top Hey everybody knows Midichlorians right we can like go to a real question It's like come on Fuck the roasting continues I don't need a suntan anymore Hey, everybody knows midichlorians, right? We can go to a real question. Come on.

Fuck, the roasting continues. I don't need a suntan anymore. How many moves does Tatooine have? Seven. All right, seven. Tatooine. Every movie is on Tatooine. No, it has two sons.

It's two. It's the twin sons of Tatooine. That's why the poor... i thought he asked me no he aged so much in like 12 years he went he went from from um what's his name to alan mcginnis or whatever the old-timey actor in like 12 years he went from that's a good looking man i hate to fight him in a sword fight to excuse me sir do you need some soup like it's ridiculous how badly they age on that planet the original obi one he was all the shit in the very first one right yeah but you know there's a new obi-wan miniseries where we get to see the period of time before he got old they keep filling in the gaps

everywhere they want to make new content i don't know where disney stock is right now but i keep hearing so i get recommended a lot of youtube videos from sort of right wing entertainment youtubers who really hate woke content and go on about it a lot so they're just foaming at the mouth about the kathleen kennedy stuff and the panda verse stuff with south park and they're they're all these quotes from the disney executives that they knew that it was coming but they had no idea it was going to be like this. People are very upset. It's really fun. I'm missing some background. South Park is doing

Pandaverse. They're making fun of the left, I assume. They're making fun of Kathleen Kennedy specifically and Disney. I didn't know who Kathleen Kennedy is. She's a Disney executive. She runs the Star Wars movies. Okay. She runs Disney. Wars movies. Yeah. Okay. And, well, she runs

Disney. I think she's like, she's the one, what Eric says, she's the one who's put a chick in it, make it lame and gay. Right? Every time a new project comes up, put a chick in it, make it lame and gay. That's what she keeps saying over and over. Apparently, they're very upset about that. But, of course, all

of the YouTube is loving it. They're calling it the mcu uh you know the marvels just came out and apparently that had like a 45 million dollar opening weekend which is like the worst the critics say it's terrible and the box office is terrible i haven't heard what people are saying but i guess terrible everyone it's gonna be hard to get a real review because the people who will go to the marvels which is like a girl power you know we got a brown we got a brown girl a black girl and a white girl superheroes and and and i've seen some clips of it that look like they look very silly and like they're not taking things very seriously which is you know where i get diverted away from i don't care if they got a pussy or not you know like

she-hulk dancing i didn't watch a second of that. I thought they made Meg the Stallion. Look, that was Meg the Stallion that she was dancing with. I didn't know who she was before I saw her dancing with the She-Hulk. And she looked like one of those black chicks who's a little too heavy in that clip. And then I looked up what Meg the Stallion looks like. And she is incredible. Now I'm a Meg the Stallion fan. I don't give a fuck about she hulk that's that's that shit's stupid

but make the style you know i'm a big fan of hers she hulk does sound stupid she does she even do anything other than regular hulk they've already got a regular hulk she's an attorney taylor she's at law oh yeah i hate that yeah that's what you need an attorney when the start was on your team it was it was roasted people said it was terrible i didn't see it there's the dancing like dude this is if you wait to if you put me in charge of the mcu i don't think i could do worse as a director oh you do better no, like, because I would be trying to make it insufferable to destroy the trend. And I think if I saw this, I'd be like,

I need to quit because my ideas are too... My bad ideas are too good. It wouldn't have crossed my mind to be like, have She-Hulk twerk. What's she supposed to be, like 6'10", green? Not even as strong as regular Hulk? No, no, she threw regular hulk around right away

they had to establish dominance oh wait are you sure about that because i i don't know i saw a clip of her like like somebody he got hit by a car maybe she hit him with a car i didn't watch the show like what i was getting at from the beginning is like i i haven't watched any of the most recent disney stuff or animated stuff What I am watching, and it's wonderful, of course, is Invincible. Invincible. I've seen the first two episodes of the season. I was really worried that they weren't going to keep the animation quality up to a decent level because they're hour-long episodes.

No change as far as I can tell. I've seen the fans point out on the on their subreddit like you know little little things here and there it's nitpicky shit uh it's not stuff that you would notice in the grand scheme of things um i hate that they're doing a multiverse thing but that's taken right from their comics so so be it i'm just tired of multiverse shit everybody's got a fucking multiverse i'm tired of it well they got to get Iron Man back in the mix. This is invincible. It's a different universe. It has been connected to the Marvel Universe in the past.

We're not going to touch on that. That's what I meant. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Taylor was referring to a little known piece of minutiae where we once saw the same ping pong ball that was in Iron Man.

Yeah, your knowledge is upsetting. I'm looking forward to Mark dumping the black chick and starting to date the pink superhero girl. Yeah, like why would you mess around? That black chick is such a fucking downer, alright? Mark will go like save Mount Rushmore

or some shit from the Dr. Seismic and And she'll be like, we're supposed to be studying. I can't be your girlfriend if you're going to be running off at the drop of the hat and fighting Dr. Seismic. You've got to make time for me, Mark. It's about priorities. Am I crazy? Because she did that in season

one. Season two, she's been nothing but supportive. What's she still around for? Even when he flew her to Las Vegas, she's still got that sort of like, I guess that's what it's like dating a superhero she should be like go get him honey win for humanity she should be she should know that if he fails we all die most of the time like why are you the idea that you would prioritize your personal relationship or some little vacation or some trip that had been promised to you or a fucking night out in the town or a dinner date or whatever the fuck, that that trivial

nonsense would even pop into my head if my girlfriend was Captain America and she needed to go fight Captain Cyclops for all of our freedom. I'd be like, good God, who cares about dinner, honey? I'll have it cooked when you get home. Just beat Captain Cyclops. I hate that black chick. I can't wait.

She's gonna die. Mark my words. Mark my words. She dies. How bad is that against her dying wait she's gonna die mark my words mark my words she dies against her dying she's gonna die and go super scion and like a lovely like that thing where you said that so he flew he covered her eyes and he flew her somewhere and then she finds herself on the top of the

Eiffel Tower and she's like did you take me to France and he's like no not exactly he took her to Vegas on the mini Eiffel Tower he's like if I flew you that fast your skin would fall off? He's like, no, not exactly. He took you to Vegas on the mini Eiffel Tower. He's like, if I flew you that fast, your skin would fall off. And she's like, oh, yeah, this is better. And then, like, 90 seconds into their date,

he has to leave. And she's like, yeah, it's okay. You know, that's what it's like to do the superhero. So I don't remember it like Kyle, but I might be wrong. So the premise of this season is that in almost every other universe mark sided with his father and the viltrumites and with his father conquered the earth um for the viltrumites and uh very very rarely do you have that good mark who says no and not only disobeys his father but doesn't really defeat him but drives him off the planet nonetheless through you know like

heartache or whatever whatever sentimentalism and love uh but so that's the premise of this season and you've got this uh this one guy who's fucked up the uh the multiverse and now he's decided he's going to kill mark and the the thing he did at the end of last episode is really neat he went to a universe where they had evil mark but they beat him he goes to the universe where it and he finds mark in this giant machine he's got huge arms that hold each of his limbs you know like so he can't move and he's like how did they beat you and mark's like they ambushed dad with some sort of experimental quantum bombs took out most of europe me they just wore me down had to sleep eventually and there were too many of them and

he's like interesting good to know and he like makes his porter and leaves because you know he's trying to get the you know he wants to kill more marks he wants his porter and leaves. Because he's trying to get the... He wants to kill more Marks. He wants to kill the other good Mark that... He should just live there. His dream was already seen. He's got bigger dreams. It wasn't just to kill Mark. So you see the multiverse thing as kind of a

oh, we need a nice little out. It can be used and misused. Marvel is going to use it to bring back a bunch of white guys so their stock price will come back up mark my words iron man they've already like agreed like they're gonna bring robert downey jr back he was on the rogan show and rogan's like you ever gonna go back and like do another one he's like i'm dead i'm dead no they must have backed the dump truck up with fucking money

for Robert Downey Jr. if he's coming down. So they're going to have to use the multiverse. It's a fucking... It can be the point of the show. It can be all about... Like Sliders, for example. Great multiverse show. Every episode, we go to a new universe. Rick and Morty is a fun multiverse show.

But Marvel, I think, is just going to use it as a crutch so that no one ever dies. So that nothing ever matters. And I hate that. Because I like actions having consequences. I like when Iron Man gave his life at the end of that movie to save everyone. That was a big deal. They don't really go into it. But he's burnt. He's all crispy in that suit. It's like melted to his flesh, and he's being roasted alive while he's like, hey, nice to know you guys. Not in a lot of pain right now, so don't worry about it.

Don't feel bad for him. He's roasted. He's all sooty. He just like they poofed away into like geometric shapes. Yeah, and putting all that power through that glove because he's just a human man. No, no. Taylor's conflating the snap where everyone turned into dust.

But Iron Man did not turn into dust. Only half the people did. And he was in the lucky half. Iron Man died by snapping everything back to right. But apparently that takes a lot out of a snapper. So unless you're the incredible Hulk or Thanos, you're dead. Yeah.

Even we've already established. He could have just snapped and doubled the number of planets, Apparently that takes a lot out of a snapper. So unless you're the incredible Hulk or Thanos, you're dead. Yeah. Even, even the Hulk, he could have just snapped and doubled the number of planets, doubled the amount of space. Thanos could have done anything. And we've also already talked about that. The reason that they went through that storyline is it's not what happens in the comics and the comics.

He doesn't snap to make extra food because he's going to fuck about like the balance. He's trying to impress the female incarnation of death itself. He's trying to... Look at this. Boom. Half of creation is yours now. You want to suck some dick now? That's literally... He's after some pussy. And he's trying to blow this chick's mind

in half of existence. I mean, you know, everybody's got their reasons. And then does death kill him? I don't know. I hope he gets his dick sucked. I hope it works out. Yeah, I hope she sucks his life. He went through a lot of it.

She's really hot, though. Gives him the best head ever and just sucks his soul out, and then he shuffles up. It's probably like Mistress Death or something like that. Taylor, you would do better than the MC. It's just Thanos going, oh! And then he dissipates around. It was worth it.

His lock and load shoots a hole through the back of her brain yeah is that death yeah that's Thanos and his lady not worth it pretty mid yeah this is not a great example frankly I would probably use the modern comic

yeah and if you like like Thanos could have just Looks like I drew that one She looks worse there She does, Thanos is ugly Is she on fucking Deadpool's lap? Yeah There's definitely a storyline where he's involved Yeah, yeah, yeah

I don't read comics or anything, but I watch YouTube videos about comics What are her tits made of in this? That's a good question I was like like look at her there's no way she has no flesh right so there's no tongue there's no lips her head game's terrible and downstairs can only be worse yeah that's an absolutely fucking her is the only choice not gonna get pregnant at least those are just water balloons tied up like They all are. They all are. Yeah. What do you wish titties were made out of?

If you could pick something to come out of titties when a woman wasn't pregnant. If a lady's pregnant, milk comes out. But what should come out of them when she's not pregnant? Cheese. What he says. I love cheese, but I don't know if I want a woman's titty cheese.

Are we talking about that cheese from the can? No. Could you bend the nipple and get a cracker up there? No, because all the good cheeses would have to be more solid, and I don't want chunks of gouda falling out of her now ruined nipples.

Imagine if taking cheese out of her boobs. You guys might not know this you probably do when a when a woman breastfeeds she cuts a lot of fat like that she is giving her fat to that baby so women will enthusiastically breastfeed knowing it's better than fucking hitting the gym in terms of losing the baby weight uh but if this existed all the time if every time you sucked on her nipples, she got a little skinnier, I feel like she'd be really interested in providing this service. That's true. If it's just a cholesterol dispenser. Yeah. If sucking on my nipples gave me abs, I'd invite you both over.

Oh, suck me up, boys. I'm not trying to do cardio. i'm trying to get my nips sucked and be shredded exactly but if i'm talking to your pleasure but you'd be during the show you'd hear this round round round like i'm pumping boys because we'd be trying to get ripped and be cool somebody was gonna say like coffee out of one side and hot cocoa out of the other i had pepsi it would be a good one because think about now her tits are carbonated they're even bigger they're like perkier you shake her titties they start spewing everywhere yeah yeah it'd be fun it'd be sticky you shake them up and like they they grow for a bit because the carbonation's yeah yeah that'd be It'd be like a fountain, like an old fountain drink

that needs to be refilled every once in a while. I'd go... Where it doesn't come out right. Am I crazy or would just cold water be nice? No, I've got access to cold water already. I guess I've got access to... Every room in my house has some in it.

I just want to imagine you're hot and sweaty and just like... I want Gatorade in there. No,'re hot and sweaty and just like... I want Gatorade in there. No, you know what? Body armor. The better Gatorade. Body armor light. It's like Gatorade but with better shit in it. It tastes better than Gatorade too. Oh, really?

The light kind has like 10 calories for like 32 ounces but it's like, unlike Gatorade, Gatorade just has a little bit of salt in it and that's it like this has like potassium and some sodium and all the it's got what plants crave it's not what plants crave what plants crave is carbon and so we need to be encouraging all these volcanoes to just pop already fill the world with carbon for bigger plants. Isn't that why? Yeah.

It's literally what plants crave. It's like the carbon. Don't they crave nitrogen? Nitrogen. They pull a carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere. Oh, yeah, but to a less... You know. A little. I think really nitrogen

and photosynthesis, a little sunshine. I think carbon dioxide should be part of what plants crave, right? They need it. Then they turn it into oxygen for us and we get a nice lungful. That is a thing. I don't mean to pretend I've never heard that. I just don't know that there's any...

If you want to turbocharge a plant, you don't give it more carbon dioxide. You give it more nitrogen. True. Yeah, you don't give it more carbon dioxide. You give it more nitrogen. True. Yeah, you give it nitrogen in the miracle. It would be hard to give a plant more CO2. I wonder what the perfect ratio would be for plant life because if you had a plant in a little pressurized chamber, you can get the right mixture.

Oh, that reminds me. I saw a thing on Reddit the other day that said that if you took a lung full of pure oxygen, you could hold your breath for some extended amount of time. And I was like, really? How does that work? Because I would be afraid that if I took a lung full of pure oxygen, like maybe I'd pass out or over oxygenate or something. But they made it seem like, all right, now you got like four minutes of like activity or something with that one lung this warrants

testing it's easy to get oxygen i think you can bite on the sure oxygen though yeah why would you think i was talking about i don't know i like crappy oxygen yeah maybe you're getting like oxygen light because like the air around us has certainly isn't pure 22 or 18 or something no here i'm looking on amazon you can buy it so the reason i know a little bit about this is paramotor people who like to go to high altitudes will wear one of those o2 meters on their finger and carry pure oxygen and then if they get to the point where their o2 is dropping to like 86 or something bad then they know to breathe the pure oxygen now that all assumes that they make good decisions with low o2 in their bloodstream which O2 is dropping to like 86 or something bad, then they know to breathe the pure oxygen.

Now that all assumes that they make good decisions with low O2 in their bloodstream, which sometimes people don't. But yeah, it's a paramotor thing and you can get oxygen here. Look at this on Amazon. Here's a link. Oh, I've seen those. They have like scented or flavored or something. I don't believe that. I don't believe them.

I want someone to take like a gas spectrometer, like whatever device you'd use to measure what's actually in those cans. And figure out what's in there. Because I just don't believe them. You think it's not nearly as much oxygen as the skin? I think they're just putting air in there. I think they're putting air in there. It's that guy.

That guy. Is that guy ever been involved in a scam? That's the pillow guy no wait where's the pillow guy no it's the uh shark tank guy boost oxygen all right well let's let's buy oxygen and see if it makes us better it almost looks like it doesn't look like it's meant to be sprayed into your like mouth though. You know what I mean? It does. There's a picture of some dude doing it. The one I was looking at looked more like a Febreze can. It's like a Kurt Cobain administering device where you put it in your mouth and pull the trigger.

Put your toe on the trigger. Yeah, you put your toe on the trigger of your oxygen container. It's where you drink too much and then Courtney loves to go over it when nobody's around and i heard that i heard that from from you i think and i trust you that you love she didn't like him and or did she not there are a lot of people who think courtley love um did him and but who knows you know see that's how you you breed from it and it. That's a lot to carry around. He should open his eyes. Yeah. Yes. 100%. It's like

when I'm eating a banana, eyes peeled. You don't eat a banana with your eyes closed like some fucking weirdo. Similarly, when you're... I'm not sure what's more gay. If he made eye contact with me while he did that would it be like well you can't see but the rest of the photo is he's on his knees like don't close your

eyes like you're enjoying it so much you can't even he's like a dog is getting his belly scratched right now do you think afterward you go like like refreshed i'm really tempted to try this shit. I wish it wasn't a little expensive. I've definitely gotten a can of it before and, and noticed nothing. That's why I'm trying to shit on it. Not necessarily that brand, but I've definitely ordered cans of oxygen before. And what,

what did you feel? Nothing. I felt much. Did you breathe? I felt hurt. I felt lied to. I felt let on I felt lied to. I felt let on.

Cheated. So like you, were you really hostile? I don't remember what I was doing. I think I was combining it with weed. Because after you take a really hard dab, you feel like you're dying. I think I was like hitting the O2. I do not know how to smoke weed. It is incredibly difficult. If you just like put it in your mouth

a little bit like then you don't get high if you breathe it and like like let 70 show then you're let me help you we'll walk you down the road i've had girl i used to have so i've had a girlfriend who couldn't do this as well, and I would baby bird her. I'm going to do this with my vape without using my lungs. I'm using the sucky part, but I'm filling the back of my throat and back here. I'm imagining this part of my throat filling. I've got a lot of vapor that I've got but it's trapped like in my mouth and you know like the back of my throat and then i inhale that and it by doing that i don't just straight to my lung

hot this is a vape so it wouldn't matter but if you're just like smoking a bowl like marijuana or you're hitting a joint are harsh if you they be. So what you need to do to reduce the harshness there is because you were talking about like just holding the joint or whatever, and then like sucking on it to get it in or like breathing straight to your lungs. Don't seal your lips around the joint or the blunt entirely to where all the air you're getting is through the blunt. Leave like a crack in your lips on either side so air you're getting is through the blunt, leave like a crack in your

lips on either side so that you're hitting it and you're also getting oxygen at the same time. So like, it's not a lip sealed around the blunt. There's kind of, you know, blunts here and you're inhaling off it, but there's also a little space in your lips here to where it's being joined by regular air. It dilutes it a bit. You might need to smoke a little more, but you won't cough as much. And then finish every hit by continuing to be like just with regular air and that that will help because if you just take a rip with no nothing but weed like it's it's gonna be you're gonna cough with somebody like have them blow the other side i had oh no i haven't done that i had a shotgun in college one of those glass tubes that you load the bowl on top

and you put your hand here on it and then you fill it up and then you remove your hand. It's like a bong but with no water to cool it. It's the absolute worst experience. It's terrible. In movies, I've seen them blow on the hot part while the other person

sucks on it. I'm like, are y'all just trying to apply gayness? Is that what I'm supposed to get from this? Cause there's no way I'm doing this with another dude. Like we're, we all want to get high here, but not that bad. Come on. Yeah. No, just smoke like an adult. Thank you.

But yeah, that's how you do it. And even with the vape, like leave a little more space in your, in your lips so that you're not just getting the vape juice. You're getting the vape plus some regular good old oxygen. I never considered that. Yeah. It'll help. I feel a lot of smoky, vapey things.

We have all these sponsors and I always hit the gummies and I never hit anything else. Now I have a drawer filled with stuff. It's good stuff. Yeah, it is. Gummies are strong as shit.

Man, I'm excited for trivia again tonight. Oh, me too. I'm going to string together another win. I got a winning franchise. As long as you guys keep getting way too much. No asterisk at all. Woody, asterisk, right? We all agreed.

Oh, asterisk, yeah. Kyle and I outvoted you. Chiz said asterisk, and Woody and I both added thumbs up, double thumbs up, and Taylor didn't reply for a day and a half after that. He took it so seriously. Did I? No, I make all that up. I don't know what you're talking about either.

I was like, damn, sometimes I miss conversations. I guess I missed that one. No, no asterisk. That one's locked in the books. Locked in key. Sealed in the record books. Victory. Did you see that little white dude get stomped to death

by that giant crowd of black people? I did see that. They charged eight of them with murder. Yeah. 13 to 17, 13 to 18 in the ages. Seems like the right call. They did murder him. They did murder him.

I will say this, and I don't want you to take this the wrong way or anything, but I'm going to say, if I see a, mob's the wrong word. If I see. A gaggle. A gaggle of black folks who are agitated,

who have been stolen from allegedly, and they are like, Hey, do you steal from us to this third party, man, I'm not going to run away, but I'm definitely walking away. And if I hear anything about a male monkey or honky or cracker,

then I'm going to start running. I know they're faster but i've got a good lead you know and i'm you wouldn't try and be like yeah don't get me started i he robbed me too we're all in this together gang don't kill me what i'm never doing is injecting myself into that scenario because i know what will happen um there's something about, and I learned this early in school, if you get into a fight with a black person, their friends will jump in immediately and beat you

senseless. If you get into a fight with a white person, we will all watch for the outcome and cheer. We're like American fans in the UFC. We don't cheer for the flag, we cheer for the fighter. That's how white people view altercations. Black folks, they root for the home team. There ain't nothing wrong with that. I wish we were more

like you. I wish I could count on three dudes that look like Taylor just jumping in for no fucking reason if someone's beating me up in the street. Not going to happen, though. However, if a brown person's getting their rights trounced upon or heaven forbid their face a bunch of his friends will just show up they'll just coalesce um and that's what happened these guys coalesce all over they coalesced all over this poor kid and he doesn't i'll say this and he's dead so it's awful to say but like he didn't look like the type to have been able to hold his own against one or two or three opponents like one would have

been plenty but they used like 12 and they just stomped him out like something in a movie until he was dead that you know you got a lot of stomping they took him all the way to death i mean he must have been in bad shape and still getting hit. They beat him to death. You gotta lock those guys up. You can't have people beating people to death. What Hillary called deplorables. Super predators.

You gotta go back to when she was saying That's what Jeffrey Epstein was. A super predator. Just preying on children. What was his superpower? His superpower was getting away with it. Hee hee hee. I can control physics.

I can hang myself off of a bunk bed with tearaway clothes. You'll never catch me. Yeah. I can make cameras turn off anytime I want. I can summon jacked cops who hate me into my cell. A lot of bad powers. Yeah. Yeah.

Poor Jeffrey Epstein. We'll never know what happened to him. We'll never know what happened. I think they got him. I think they got him, too. I think they started singing like a bird and they shut that right down. Yeah, they shut him up. That's the way to put it. Because saying they got him, it's think he was about to start singing like a bird and they shut that right down. Yeah, they shut him up. That's the way to put it.

Because saying they got him, it's like you can almost root for that. But no, we wanted this guy to, we wanted a Nuremberg type situation where we put him on in the middle of a room and we started, everybody gets a turn at asking him some questions. Yeah, we wanted some names named. Because the powers didn't want that. His girl's still alive and she's not saying a word. She's not saying nothing. And she's just just is she just chilling or is she in jail yeah she's in jail and i as far as i know she hasn't told on anybody or even if she i want even if they even if she did tell we might not even hear about it might be some real powerful

folks got their fingers in the media keeping us from knowing like the same people they got carol baskins the maybe even more powerful cap out that's when you get the carol baskins remember when that guy ran for senate or something like like um the real tiger king I feel bad for him every presidential election because he'll have like a limo sent to the prison in case the president pardons him at the, because usually at the end of their term, you do some last minute parts. It's weird to me that they wait to the end.

It's, it's like, you're admitting that what you're doing is kind of a weird, Oh, I'm out the door and you can't say anything bad about this, that, and the other. There's a lot of other news to cover.

A new president is getting his job today. Yeah, absolutely shrouded. Mr. President, did you pardon these people because you weren't proud of the actions themselves? Why not do this three months ago when we could have shined the light on it? It could have been the whole week's story that you pardoned the Tiger King or whoever.

Well, I think the real question is is my successor democrat uh he also would have pardoned the pedophile island woman okay now we're doing this the pardons are always really weird to me it's like we're okay with you pardoning it no one ever says boo about it like can you believe that this person was part because both teams do it they pardon people but they do it at the end why not do it at the beginning that's what i that's what i foresee remember when the joker freed everybody in the prison or maybe it was bane whatever one of those movies and he's like now you are my soldiers like something like that that's that's what the president needs to do trump gets in again and he's like, I'm releasing every felon from Maine to Florida, from Oregon to California in exchange for your service.

And then he's got a Washington's like, what the fuck? Yeah. Why'd you start at work? And you know, it's not those Washington folks. We're not releasing them. It's not going to happen.

They're disgusting. Ask anyone. I think he said he was going to pardon the people from January 6th. But he didn't. I was just thinking about that. Yeah, he didn't even do that. But when he's president again. He should have.

I'm sure he'll say that. But I don't know if he will. It's a real one-sided loyalty with trump can he pardon them before they've been charged with crimes yes you can preemptively pardon man that's such a good how does that work or ability you literally give like blanket pardons for shit matt gates tried to get one too he's like you know i was kind of on your side on this can you give me a pardon for anything that might be coming up i wonder if you you can spend them, hold on to that pardon a little bit. How could that work, though?

There's no way that it has to be for something specific. There's no way that you can just be like, Hey, Woody, I'm president. Today's my last day. Woody's good. What do you mean? For what? Whatever.

Whatever comes. Whatever he did, does, will do, ever did did he's good on that i'm gonna read no way it's like that a federal pardon can be issued prior to the start of a legal case or inquiry prior to any indictments being issued for unspecified offenses and prior to or after a conviction for a federal crime the unspecified offense part like damn yeah they can just do anything that's pretty cool ford pardoned nixon for all offenses against the united states which he has committed or may have committed like that's blanket pardon shit no okay no that's different like like anything he did against america or may do okay so trump could

have done that anything they do against and it would be smart wording to use this the same wording that had previously been used that that's the move but he doesn't think like that he's such a goober god damn it i wish you were smarter who do you think i wish he was as smart as we pretend he is because it's funny that's what that was the desantis appeal it was like i'm trump but better at this job like i'm president wouldn't be desantis's first job in politics like he wouldn't he would know more players he would get loyalists right away stuff like that he's just so not charismatic the the boots like lifts thing like that shit matters like when you optically look like a fucking goober idiot like that did you see his tongue smile did you did you see the attention yeah i was just doing his awkward

what do you do when he smiles he accidentally sticks his tongue out so it looks a little like this yeah oh bring up a picture of DeSantis' tongue. This guy's an idiot. This guy's a fucking loser. You need a gif of it to understand, though. You need a gif of the DeSantis tongue smile. Because here's what it is. I like that Ramis Swammy guy more than DeSantis. And I don't know anything about Ramis Swammy. When you're on

camera, especially when there's a bunch of cameras around the room, and more than likely all of them are on you, you're kind of on your guard to put your best face forward to everyone and like there's this moment where he realizes it's it's like a self-awareness moment that oh yeah that camera is that good one let's give him a little let's give him a little blue steel and it's this man it comes off as it's one of the clips that people use and they're like, lizard person much? It's just a little awkward, you know?

And look. Why does he look like he's hurting? Did someone just bully him? Because he's been standing on his toes for an hour and a half. His calves are burning. Man, are my toes burning? That one that Zach found is a great one, by the way. I know it exactly. It was from the presidential debates. Look at this one

from a random interview. Zach, can you bring it up and play it? He just adds four times as much tongue. It's a weird little tick. Did you see it? Yeah, he's really licking his lips.

Oh shit, he's a reptilian for sure he's he's definitely a reptile person he's like a dog like after they drink when they have to like collect the bits off of their lips yeah that it's like that guy just sucks i just i can't even look at that guy without being like viscerally embarrassed like he just he sucks at running for president my issues are more fundamental like he took some sort of trendy window dressing issues like woke and trans and made it the foundation of what he wants to do as president of america and i'm like nah i would really wish you ran on something more substantial than like boys in skirts he seems just like a normal neocon i'm pretty happy with the boys in skirts camp platform.

Let's do that with the Finster platform. Oh, if Donald picks a fin boy for his running mate, I was actually talking about this last night, who the ideal running mate for Donald would be. Well, not a USS North. He'll get Bud Lighted. Yeah, but... He'll get bud lighted yeah but um you would get no no i don't think donald can get bud lighted you got a bunch of kentucky guys suddenly be like yeah i guess i'd fuck her like him they asked donald donald uh donald caitlin jenner's staying at your at your house tonight which uh which restroom would you would you think that Caitlyn should use?

You know, trying to fuck him up. He's like, whichever one she fucking wants to. Or something like that. He just basically said that. He's like, whatever one she wants to use. Why would I care where Caitlyn Jenner's peeing tonight? People are crazy. He's like, at the end of the day, I'm a New York liberal.

I don't care. Absolutely. Yeah. That would be. What is Finster up to? What's that's that? That fella. Is he just still making buku box on OnlyFans?

I haven't checked in in a while. I haven't seen any content. I was getting recommended that icky persons like that's that's that's Finster's girlfriend's name. Icky. I was getting recommended her content a bunch on Reddit. I hate the new Reddit app that I'm forced to use because if you click one link, it now thinks that's your jam. I have to go in and mute all of these subreddits. I'm getting all this

shit from India and Pakistan, like cricket stuff. I clicked one thing and now it thinks I love cricket. So of course it thinks I love icky. So it's giving me all this icky content. I had to get rid of that as well. I don't need that in my life. Corrupting me. Leading me astray.

I was seeing a bunch of interactions between Finster and icky. And I watched them and I guess, oh, you know what? I make a new Reddit account all the time. I don't want anyone to catch up and be like, who the fuck is this guy into like paramotors reef tankings and pegging so i'm like i need to do account all the time i don't want anyone following me

so that's why i don't get finster content anymore, I guess. Man, I never use... I can't remember the last time I commented on Reddit or even had an account, but I think it would be fun to make an account and just shitpost misinformation. That's what Twitter's for. I've got a Truth Social account. Yeah, but I don't think anybody's ever on Truth Social.

Not really. I only made it because Biden made one, and they were saying that Biden's was doing better than Trump's, and that was a lot. I went over there, and it was like, he's got a few followers, but it's not as many as Trump. Who said that? You have to be retarded to believe that Biden did better than Trump.

The fucking news is... I don't know how that could be. Yeah, the news sucks. The news is full of lies. The one that I said a few weeks ago, I had the idea that Harvard was getting $3 billion a year from the federal government. And you go to the Fox News website, and it amounts to $3 billion. But it's not just direct money, and it's over a three-year period or something. It's like, come on, you could totally misconstrued that. You made it seem like

they're getting a $3 billion check every year but no over the course of three years including like i don't remember all the verbiage but like tax incentives and grants some weird covid one-time additions too yeah and i think there was another college that got even more it could have been pin what if we used our military to like pull off a heist to fix our financial woes where we just agreed like not your fucking day nigeria and we rob them blind like and and then we're the american the united states i'll be honest here is like you stole all our shit and our money and we're like that's not the way we see it what if we just hold china we weren't paying them back

no let's no i don't know how that would pan out. I'll tell you what I would do. We've got this whole military and we've got this problem like the leading, one of the leading for sure causes of death in America is fentanyl caused by these that's flowing through these Mexican drug cartels. I think the border needs to be

about 50 miles further south just for security purpose, for national security purposes. I think we need to commandeer about, make a DMZ between us and the main cause of American death right now. So I would use the American military to invade Mexico and set up a DMZ

on the other side of the Rio Grande and the whole perimeter. Take the whole thing. To end that Yucatan Peninsula thing, I've always thought we should have that. But this time no no bullshit slat walls is that the real call that thing off cali what do you would know better than me i i it might be called that i call it baja california okay i want all that name for that but i'm wrong do we do we own the whole thing the the whole peninsula that comes down no there's a bit we don't own we should should get that. I've been saying that for a while.

You know, like, if you look at the map and you just steal that much of California, I'm sorry, Mexican coastline, look how much shorter our border could be. That's a great idea. I love that, Woody. And how much

of Canada would we need to take in order for us to be the new biggest country oh far too much no can't get real like i love you canadians i love your sport your national pastime great country second best country but you're not doing anything with a lot of that land we could use that and now we dominate russia because we want to be the bigger country why because it's cool oh look look look i don't know what you're talking about so what is that And now we dominate Russia because we want to be the bigger country. Why? Because it's cool. Oh, look, look, look.

I don't know what you're talking about. So what is that body of water to the east of Baja, California? The Gulf of California. The Gulf of California, right? Draw a straight line up there and look at how much less border we'd have to defend. Yeah. Not there, Zach. Get more ambitious. Take it to the right a little bit.

Come on down. Come on down. Take it to the right a little bit. Come on down. Come on down. You went too far right, my friend. At the top of Gulf of California. Right north of Sonora. Near Nogales. I guess I'm not communicating. Yeah, start at Nogales and go west.

Yeah, go west. That's exactly what we want. Yeah. And now we save a huge, we get, look at how much more beach time. We get like a whole small Florida worth

of more beaches. Here's what's beautiful about that. We cut off the whole peninsula to land travel. All of their goods from Mexico now have to come in

through water. And if they want to go through us, they have to pay some sort of a fee. A little tariff. A little tariff. Yeah. I don't see how this could go wrong. You're not, you're just sending to our country? to go through us they have to pay a some sort of uh little tariff little tariff yeah yeah

you're not you're just sending to their own country i'd like that we're playing with we're playing how about we go you want a real small border how about we just draw it right north of mexico city you don't want to know then we got to look after all those awful people that live in the wall. A second wall. A second wall up near the New York. Below them. And then we have a Guatemalan. Because we don't want Guatemalans in our New Mexico. Oh, heaven forbid. No.

That's what we call it. We call it New New Mexico. I was just thinking, we're racing to that. New New Mexico, yeah. And I think we need a lot more land than that in order for us to compete in biggest country with Russia. I think Russia has us beat by a lot. Actually, Canada has us beat, which is, yeah, they're the biggest need a lot more land than that in order for us to compete in biggest country with Russia. I think Russia has us beat by a lot. Actually, Canada has us beat, which is, yeah, they're the biggest by far. Are you sure Canada's bigger than America?

Canada, yeah, it goes Russia, Canada, us, and then China right after us. So, yeah, Canada has us beat in land mass. And so for nothing other than, like, we should be the biggest because we're the best. That's like if we froze a big chunk of the Pacific Ocean and claimed it, we'd be big too. All that shit they have is useless. Look at the population density map of Canada and you'll quickly realize there's a lot of useless Canada. Yeah, they're not using it. We could find something to do there.

They can't use it. It's Eskimo territory. It's not useless Canada. It's useless Canadians with no imagination. If that was America, that'd be productive land. We'd be drilling. You've seen Montana? I have seen Montana.

What are they doing in Montana? You're trying to drill. They're trying to get shit moving. You've seen North Dakota? Like, come on. Like, we've got big swaths of nothing. Kyle's right. I've been to these places and there's nothing there.

Dude, you're a fucking communist, Kyle. You don't want us to be the biggest country. Taylor's winning me over. Kyle is a commie. I heard of it, a Russian accent. I want some better property. You're wanting some frozen tundra. I'm saying let's take some of those Caribbean isles.

Cuba looks juicy. Why are we putting up with a communist regime 90 miles off the coast of Miami? Bomb them. We could kill every Cuban that exists in a nightfall. You know, if we just use some of our advanced weaponry, maybe a bunch. You want to ruin Cuba? We don't want to rule over the ashes.

No, no, no. We use a virus bomb. That's going to ruin Cuba. No, it's going to ruin Cubans. It's going to ruin Cuba. No, it's going to ruin Cubans. It's going to save Cuba. We're here to save you from the communists. We're in gas. The whole problem with Cuba is the Cubans.

Oh, we are. Wait, I have an idea. Yes. Shit. Does it involve genocide? It's a shit 100 miles 100 miles from the key west to cuba if you were to attack it by paramotors and the wind was right some of you would make it huh just a bay of pigs fiasco there's a bunch of men drowning in their own twine with range anxiety barely

making it it's the US military every single paramotor in the water every paramotor costs us a billion dollars because it's our military my friend is a paramotor trainer and he's trained the US Army.

They come in. I have a couple guys who've done this. They pay a lot for the training. To them, one of the beauties is that paramotors are so cheap you can just leave them there. It's like $15,000 to equip a paramotor with a reserve chute and a wing that you just leave behind.

$15,000 in the military is... His goggles cost way more than that. Okay. Yeah, just like something you'd leave on the beach. Yeah. I saw the Navy SEALs have this new fucking craft. It can be like a sub... First of all, you're

sitting in it. It looks like an amusement park ride. You know what I mean? It kind of comes up to your waist and you're sticking out the top. If you search navy seal um personal submersible you might find it there's like six or eight guys in this thing and it can like it can turn into a full submarine but they're in there with scuba on like just like looking at each other as they cruise under the water but it can also be like partially submerged or it can be on the water i think that they i don't know what it comes out of but it's like a landing craft or a traveling

craft for seals a sealed delivery vehicle oh my link isn't gonna work but that's what i'm i think that's it yeah it looks similar to what i saw when i saw it there were like six guys in it and they were showing it from the side. So it kind of looks shitty. What are you talking about? Maybe I'm not getting the full picture. What does it get me? A little handheld propeller that scuba divers have. Yeah, hold on.

Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, Taylor, you've seen it. It's like a little propeller. Yeah, maybe you're right. Yeah, but if they're like looking for range they'd probably want a real submarine well they it comes out of a real submarine so so we're all in our real submarine part like hidden under the water and we're like all right we're gonna send the boys in get them in the little sub and then they inject them into the water and it comes up and then now we're like cruising in our stealthy I bet it's quiet and has range and stuff

yeah it must feel so good to be a Navy SEAL and be like they just spent a stupid amount of money to get me into this place and you don't have to shave yeah man that's a big plus

I could never make it in the other branches I'd look like a bitch That's a big plus. I could never make it in the other branches. I'd look like a bitch of a Marine. I wouldn't want to do that. I'd definitely be in the sale. Hold back here. Just realized we are over. I got to do a little advertisement.

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Oh, Zempik? No. Fucking stool soft soft laxative my god cannot believe i forgot the word laxative welcome to my world i'm slipping i'm slipping i forgot the word diurnal that kyle mentioned it like two months ago and i was like i laughed because it was such an unknown word and then once he explains it's the opposite of nocturnal i was like i am so embarrassed i don't know this word i didn't know that word temporarily happens i'm uh thinking about i think by getting a new vr system i got the original uh hdc5 uh like you really liked it back in the day yeah i really did but there weren't enough games and the resolution wasn't quite high enough and pcs in general

weren't all that i think i had a 1080 ti i think that was like the cutting edge card then and now we're up to the 4090 so obviously a lot more power but the new htc is around a grand again there's a game woody called ghosts of tabor it's escape from tarkov and vr and the gunplay dude the gunplay looks really fun the guys like get wrecked by people who don't have vr everybody's got vr it's a vr only game so everybody is like fucking pop pop with their little pistol and like fucking leaning i watched a guy playing today and he's got like an ak and he's in a firefight down a hallway you know which happens all the time and he's like oh shit fucking changing the mag fucking oh i got him through the locker you see the guy fall over

and it was like man that looks fun um i need to watch more content to see and talk to somebody who's played to see if it's like super janky and how the movement works do you move um the guy he was fighting down the hallway jumped from one end of the hall side of the hallway to the other like like a cr and i'm like did he hit the jump button i don't know i don't know yeah it's pretty dangerous if you're just leaping around your living room oh for sure what i i would uh i would make a perimeter around my walls with like foam noodles that were like projected you know a foot away from the walls in every direction like pool noodles um so that you don't because i've punched a wall before and there's some you know how you bite your finger accidentally you're like wow i didn't know i was biting that hard in

the mashed fucking potatoes jesus it's a mashed potatoes with your hands you know what i mean yeah what do you use a spoon back it was really soup like when you punch a wall that you didn't know was there it's a different feeling i i took all the skin off my knuckles one time because i don't remember what i was playing i was punching fucking blocks or music notes or some shit i I knocked the shit out of the wall and it was, I didn't want to play anymore after that. The same thing happens when you stand up and hit your head into something. Like imagine you're under a bunker or something. You stand up and hit that.

You're like, Jesus Christ, does everyone stand up with the force of 10 men? Why do I stand up with excessive amounts of force? You don't really realize you stand up angrily every time. Just banging your head on the underside of a bunk bed. That brings me back to being a kid. Just slamming your head on the underside, like little girder of bunk beds.

That was no fun. Bunk beds really lost their fun allure after maybe the age of eight. Nah, trust me eight it's better what was better in prison or in real life both uh top bunk i think because i don't mind getting up there and it's fresher air and uh nobody can fall on you nobody's stepping over you and if it's above the height of a regular person i feel like it gives privacy and if it's above the height of a regular person i feel like it gives privacy if you have to stand on your tippy toes to see me and i can like go to the far side i feel like i can hide from your view i need the bottom privacy right out of that top bunk

it's the opposite of privacy in in prison because you're now you're up here where everybody can't you can see over the walls like you're you're kind of lying when i lie down the wall that separates me from the cell next door it only comes up about this much higher than my bed so like it is higher than your bed yeah i can like put my elbow on it like when you're driving a car you put your elbow on the window it's about like that and i i can like sit up and talk to the the guy who's in the cell next to me who was there for cocaine distribution uh so i can chat with him and then you know lay down so when you're both sleeping on top bunks,

there's not much between you. He's on the opposite side of the wall. You're not side by side. He's on the opposite side of his cell. But you lean up, you can totally see each other real well. You're on the same level. And there's nothing between you. But yeah, that game looks sick.

I don't know. I'm hoping there's not lag and cheaters. I don't know what the movement is like.'m worried about the movement more than i suck but it's that's okay right it's vr it sucks for everyone and it's something different yeah yeah i i don't know the movement in uh previous games you would sort of there was there was walking like you you walk around and your character walks around but if you wanted to move beyond the room you sort of have to do like a a mini teleport thing for you sort of point where you want to be and your character kind of slides forward so i don't know

how that's going to work when we're in a combat situation we're both shooting at each other but from what i saw it really looked like he could tuck his elbows in and lean out just a little and peck at the guy with his pistol and stuff. The Tarkov community simultaneously loves their game and hates their developer. They just really want a better version of Tarkov. Lots of changes. I've seen some content about

it. There's new bosses. They're expanding streets a little bit. I guess you're going to go inside. New recoil system. New map. New armor system. Yeah, new map. arenas in beta. I don't remember what it's called, but it's essentially a map that's locked to players level 15 and below. So it's supposed to be if there was a storyline to the game,

which eventually they're trying to get to it feeling that way, this is where you start. And I think it's based in like like the some headquarters for like the uh the usec or whatever that's blown out and you like leave there and it's like a again like a low loot area but there won't be chad zooming around that are like interesting i misunderstood i was um casually paying attention to a noise guy video and i thought he was saying that there was an area for levels 15 and below that was an in-game flea market that your character could go to but i have low confidence

in this i'm not trying to say you're wrong and this is what i thought yeah it's a new map and then arena's out in beta form they said that like people would get notified if they're like invited to go to the arena but that's like call of duty multiplayer mode now but with tarkov game gameplay i don't know if you lose your kits to each other or how that works exactly but it looks fun i saw some people doing it and then they finally introduced the armor system so that formally if you're wearing an armor vest every inch of it has the bulletproofness level of bullet protection um regardless of if there's actually a plate there so for example in a slick plate carrier the straps that go over your shoulders are just straps there's not armor in those straps but if you shoot me in the strap in the video game

it's going to give me the same protection as if you'd hit where the plate would be in real life no longer now you only get protection where the plates would be in the armor that you're wearing so something like a slick is not nearly as good it only it's a really small area if you've ever seen where the plates are and uh so some of the armor systems like the 6b23 i think like you've got multiple plates in there so when you go to repair it later you'll look and ah the plate in the top back got hurt or the top center plate is fucked up it's 60 and so they finally introduced that system which i think is going to change the way gunplay works a lot you know uh pieces of armor like that big fort armor with the shoulder pads and the crotch

care crotch protection one called the defender that's really bulky if i recall correctly yeah there's a bunch now they've added so many like just backpacks rigs and armor systems that are sometimes redundant but nice to have because you're not seeing the same fucking backpack on everybody it's nice to just have uh a variety but i go back to the cheater thing man i i won't spend that much time in a game where there are cheaters if it was cod which also has cheaters it's like yeah who cares what my kd go down did i not get my kill streak but in tarkov you know you know the deal i don't i don't want i do care and the things that you said mockingly are really frustrating for me at the time like it if i am at

an eight kill streak and i need nine and some cheater gets me that ruins my game yeah but in tarkov if you like take my fucking million and a half ruble kit and like fuck up my quest so i gotta redo it again i'm i might get off for the night and have bad dreams about this the stakes are higher mistakes yeah and i love the high stakes so i'm i'm i'd say i'm 60 sure i'm gonna buy that vive uh later tonight and uh and and play that game some i'm gonna do some more research to see if it's worth it but all the gameplay i've seen just looks so fun it looks so it looks like the arc off me and some buddies are i just got a text from where we're gonna start playing aoe2 again a bit if you want to jump into the finest rts game ever constructed i won't have

this conversation again about how we have these hot rod fucking cutting edge gaming PCs that we're blessed to be able to afford. I see people online with their shitty PCs and they can't play most good games. And here you are, wanting to play this old ass game that you could play on a

fucking laptop from 1998. No, because it's incredibly poorly optimized and it's fine not everyone has a mind for strategy i i don't clearly you will not be coaxed into this snafu damn here's what i'll play with you because i love playing games with you and just love hanging out with you in general any fighting game on on console or or i you know now we can play on pc i'll try the ufc thing with you but i've never played it you have no none all right

i have i am as bad as you can as you can be like i'm like your girlfriend will beat me that's how bad i am i never played these games growing up um but i played a little like with my roommates you know occasionally i have five hours lifetime in fighting games. I am a complete noob, but I am a big UFC fan. So I'm hoping that the idea, and this is actually a funny video idea we could make, or even a live stream or whatever, me getting to pick the fighters.

You have to blindly just pick one based on their physique, not knowing their record or anything, and I get to pick the fighters like like you have to like blindly just pick one based on their physique not knowing the record or anything and i get to pick my fighter i'll pick one of the russian muslims with the scary beards because they know what they're doing they're not all yeah but some of okay and i won't know which ones are good though but i bet they have ratings next to them i'll pick the highest and how do you wrestle it in a video game i don't know what i bet that's harder to like string but you have combos together you have game pass right on the xbox if i don't i get it you know yeah it uh ufc4 comes with game pass yeah and i wanted to play ufc4 before i invested 70 dollars in ufc5 because that's pretty ridiculous and i'm

sure it's the same game. Is there only one game? Or are there two games for the UFC? Or is there just one? I really don't follow it. When I looked it up, it just said UFC 4 and UFC 5. EA make one. I think it was EA.

It's the big one. Like it's got all the licensing and everything. So I'll try that with you. I'm totally down. I need to buy a headset for Xbox Live. I don't even have one. Or we could just do Discord i guess yeah yeah i was going to just play probably on my pc i mean i have an xbox series x anyway um i would be interested into that because i don't know it's

kind of fun to play as a fighter that i i like and like try to use their moves the the way that they use them try to fight like the guy that well i can i'll set my xbox up in here in because i have it set up to my tv in my living room right now but i'll set it up in here and then we can like try it out in the discord i bet there's someone in the 50 discord that's fucking incredible at it that will be like i can show you the ropes and then they'll just brutalize us my uh my my ZT, God rest his soul, he died in that motorcycle accident not too long ago. But he went on that Colorado trip with us

and he was such a Smash Bros savant that he 1v2'd everyone. There weren't two players in the room good enough to beat him. Yeah, those... And that's the game where 2v1 means 2v1. There are three characters on the screen fighting and he's keeping one of them constantly off the map, And that's the game where 2v1 means 2v1. Like, there are three characters on the screen fighting, and he's keeping one of them constantly off the map,

like trying to recover and get back up on the map. He's like, wow, you go away. And Juan's like, beat the shit out of you. And then when the other guy got back, he's like, actually, you get off the map too. And he beat the shit out of the other one. It was so cool. Dude, it's so hard to be good at, like,

that's one of those games that, like, among casuals, like when i'd have people over and we'd all play on my switch like i dominate in that circle because i just know all the moves like at least how to do them and and like that that gives you an edge and then every once in a while you play against someone who like really knows what they're doing one of my buddies won like he got really into it and then like 2007 2008 when it was big he went to a tournament and he played like there were s-tier characters then like a b c just like any fighting game and so like everybody at the time was like it was just fox versus falco from starfox or fox versus fox or falco versus falco because they were fast, had lasers, were really, really good. And like a D-list guy was Luigi.

Nobody fucks with Luigi because he didn't jump normally. Like everybody else goes like jump and then they come back down. You jump with Luigi and he goes on like a journey like a wahoo and just kind of floats around a bit. and he goes on like a journey like a wahoo and just kind of floats around a bit and he was butt fucking people with luigi and he got a little what looked like 3d printed but they didn't have 3d printers back then statue of like a champion of you know saint louis with like a little luigi on the top like they customized it and so yeah then someone like him comes over and suddenly i'm like oh you're i'm not good at all like i'm really bad like all i had was an advantage of my friends were drunk and they don't know the buttons so yeah which does says there's a guy in the there's a guy in our discord

who plays competitively with luigi that's hilarious yeah i need to play with him then because yeah that that's another really fun fighting game super smash bros it's real fun so that one's not for me i don't like the aesthetic of that one and i don't care about those characters mortal kombat on the other hand i guess the iconic mortal kombat characters i'm into a little bit raiden and fucking sub-zero and scorpion and all those guys but the way they've gotten all these other things licensed and you can be robocop and rambo and the terminator and omni man and that's cool to me and you know there's so many things you can play as that i actually like i never really played those fighting games so i don't know the buttons and how

and the combos and everything it's all the same you know if we could you know little button mashing but i i will definitely play ufc with you i i don't know what style of fighter i'd want to play as i imagine ground stuff is going to be difficult so maybe like a boxer or a kickboxer i definitely want to do like a kickboxer guy i want something like steven wonderboy thompson or i mean obviously saint. John Jones is like, yeah, I'm a Georgia fan. But I want someone who's like long and lanky and can like jab. I want like three moves that work, right? I want to know like that teep kick, like that front kick. I want to know like a good jab.

And then I want when they're like dizzy or whatever and they start glowing, I need like the big haymaker. Like I think that's enough to carry me against an amateur dude I was when I tried that one match against the computer that was trying to you know help me out when I played UFC 4 I just like the only thing I was getting that was landing on my opponent were like little wimpy leg kicks and meanwhile this guy is just feeding me my own teeth with jabs it was it was rough dude there was a uh there was a clip from the nhl like usually when they get their teeth knocked out it's like not a lot of them at the same time and it's like closer to the bench somehow like it's not there was a guy on the nashville predators that had so many of his teeth knocked

out that he was like skating around. Like, you know, that scene from Saving Private Ryan where the guy like is bending down, picking his arm up like he was. The Predators player was on his knees because it's hard to find teeth on the ice. And so he's like picking them up and then he's feeling his mouth to be like, how many more are gone? And then he's picking up more. And the opposing team's goalie is skating over, like trying to help him look for his teeth. And I was like, how many more are gone? And then he's picking up more and the opposing team's goalie is skating over trying to help him look for his teeth. And I was like, this is hockey rules. In the UFC?

Did he leave the game? I think he had to bounce out to get his mouth stopped bleeding and then he was right back. If you get your teeth knocked out clean, you can just stick it back in, in some cases, and it will heal, like infuse back. Like if it's a shattered tooth, of course not. That's interesting. It is a broken bone.

It makes sense that it might. It's just weird. You don't think of it that way. No, no. Broken bones heal nicely. Broken bones don't bother. Well, I mean, it sucks that you have to like sit still for a while, but you typically recover a hundred percent from broken bones. Joints and shit are a bigger problem.

Yeah. Yeah. I imagine part of getting like old that's going to suck is like your tendons just being shit where just regular movements hurt now. So I would bring it up. I got to bring it up again. Tony Ferguson, again, the 38 year old UFC fighter training to fight Patty, the Batty, Patty the Pimblit.

Patty's on a six-fight win streak. Tony's on a six-fight losing streak. Tony's been training with David Goggins. Yeah, but Patty's schedule is like fucking Michigan's. He's fighting local bouncers, right? We'll see. I mean, he lost his last fight, I thought. Was it Jared Gordon? Doesn't matter. see um he i mean he he lost to um he lost his last fight i thought was it jared gordon doesn't

matter uh what what matters is this david goggins training routine that tony's on cannot be good like i'm just thinking like my knees would be would be burnt would be hurt like i i think we i might need some sort of or a fucking doctor to look at my knee after I trained with David Goggins. They did hours of walking lunges, Taylor's Taylor, multiple miles of walking lunges, multiple miles of them. And I'm not talking about, all right,

we're done for the day. That's like one of the awful things we'll do today. Like now we'll do 20 mile run. Now we'll do six hours on the bicycle. Now we'll do sit-ups for eight hours. Like, do you sleep no he's about to learn why fighters don't train that way i want to know from a fighter really not any of us can answer it when you're that good when you're tony ferguson when you're joe lozano or

whatever and you know you have a fight coming up do you train to develop skills for that guy or do you know how to fight already you know like if i'm going up against a wrestler i might be like all right i'm gonna specifically train stuffing wrestlers takedowns and if i fail to stuff it i'm gonna train getting out from this mess because this is what i anticipate from him it definitely varies because maybe tarner ferguson is like i i know how to fight i just need to be motivated and in shape. I see people doing really different training. And the training that I respect,

or that as a complete non-practitioner from the outside looking in, the one that seems to be the way to go to me, seems like sparring needs to be done at some point. It seems like hard sparring needs to be done at some point. It seems like hard sparring needs to be done at some point. Because if they're not ready, if they're not in that mode of getting hit by another man, being ready to be hit, like, yeah, I got hit yesterday. I got hit the day before. Harder than that.

Fucking come on. If you've got that sort of Sean Strickland, that's what he does. That's how he trains. He spars. He's not over there hitting pads. He's not doing sit-ups. He's just fighting people every day. He spars. He doesn't, he's not over there hitting pads. He's not doing sit-ups. He's just, he's just fighting people every day.

He comes in and has a couple of fights. I like, I like that. And that seems to make a lot of sense because you're doing what you're training for, you know, like, like,

like baseball camp isn't going in a room and just getting strong at swinging a stick. You know, it's, it's hand-eye coordination and like playing the sport, like just to play devil's advocate, Conor McGregor. Well while I'm sure he spars, also works really hard not to spar.

He calls it upgrading the software without damaging the hardware. That's his thing. So he does all kinds of touch sparring and half-speed sparring where he can upgrade the software without damaging the hardware. Not much of a record to speak for, though.

I don't want to hear anything about Conor he can upgrade the software without damaging the hardware. Not much of a record to speak for, though. You know, it's not... I don't want to hear anything about Conor until he comes back and beats somebody up that I give a shit about. You don't want to hear me talk about how great longevity is when you do it the Conor way. You get, like, five fights in your whole fucking career. Yesterday, or the day before, you were like,

yeah, Conor's coach says this and that. I don't believe anything John Kavanaugh says. He's Conor's mouth. John Kavanaugh. Conor's going to have to come back and beat somebody up. Conor's going to fight Michael Chandler next. He has to. He's contractually obligated to.

And I think Chandler's going to fuck him up. I think Chandler's going to fuck him up. I don't think Conor can sleep Chandler. That's the problem. Conor can hit Chandler, but I don't think he can sleep him. He doesn't have – he had all that power against those little guys. If you look at who he was, like, flipping that switch on, it's Jose Aldo, it's Chad Mendez, it's –

what's the other guy who's like the short wrestler guy who's – it's smaller guys at 145 and small 155-pounders. But now with guys like Chandler, who probably walks around at like 190 goddamn pounds, like he's a big boy. Justin Poirier might be who you're looking for. Poirier's also a big guy. Of course, he got beat by Poirier twice.

No. He beat Poirier the first time. They fought early in their careers. And then he came back and lost the fight to Poirier the first time they fought early in their careers and then he came back and lost the fight to Poirier where he broke his leg and then he had and then he came back and didn't fight Poirier a second time am I wrong they only fought once or twice they fought twice but once in recent history and once long ago when it didn't matter and Conor beat him like bald-headed Conor beat him up. I'm going to look this up. I have it stuck in my head.

He lost the early fight, and then he came back and Poirier beat him twice, but I'm going to look it up and see if I'm right. Yeah. I'm right. Really? Twice? Yeah. I don't remember that.

I try to block out those Conor losses. I'm a fan. I like him. I want him to win these fights. When he was Mystic Mac, and they're like, Conor, you said this and that were going to happen. They all fucking happened. He's like, oh, I see these things.

I'm like, I think he sees them. He was talking about visualizing things and making them happen. I'm like, this guy might be one of the few guys who can. Maybe he is magical in some little way. He's doing crazy things. But then he started doing a lot of cocaine and fucking whores and

just losing fights and all i care about is you you gotta win some of them fights you gotta connor's most recent two fights are getting knocked the fuck out by dustin poirier both times yeah well the the leg thing right he broke the leg tkos is what it says but you're right it is a doctor stoppage on this but he was losing that fight he was losing that. It's not like it was an even fight. He was losing that fight. He'd lost the first. I think the leg break happened in the second,

which he was also losing. I don't think he's a good fucking fighter. And it's crazy to me when people, oh, maybe Conor should fight for the belt. What belt? What belt? Who? Who?

Maybe Bellator. He's not on the same level as anybody in the fucking top five. Benil Darius, fuck him up. Why are we even talking about 155 pounders? He can't even get to 155 anymore. You know what I mean? What 170 pounder can't destroy him? Only the old 170 pounders

who are really 155 pounders. And they're going to smoke him too. There's nobody he can beat in the professional organization that you'd even put across from him. Shit. I don't disagree with any of that. But wait, Chandler fights at 55, right? Chandler fights at, they're going to, they don't even,

see, that's the thing. They're going to fight. We haven't agreed on the weight yet. It'll be 170. Watch. It'll be 170 at least. They may even do a catch weight because connor doesn't want to cut a couple pounds and do it 175 178 or something there's no way connor ever does 155 again and i'd

be shocked if chandler did either chandler's such a big 55 pounder he's short though no i didn't think he was but i i have these mental images of athletes sometimes that sort of ambiguous, roughly five, 10, five to six feet. Yeah, they all are. He's probably on, on something too.

I think they're all about to be on steroids, which I'm excited for. I hope we're getting to a new steroid era in, uh, in the UFC where we start seeing a lot of physiques get crazy. Uh, I hope we see a super, uh,

jacked up female fighter, like a Gabby Garcia, but for the UFC, someone who's roided out taylor do you know that every um women's track record was set in the 80s and hasn't been touched it's because they were juicing that's when tracks one theory name one name one female track star flojo right like that's the only one you know the nails and everything i have no idea who flojo is flojo said every

fucking record there was because florence griffith jacked up out of her mind on goofballs and testosterone it was during it was the it was the height is she still alive boom the flojo one of the women's track greats died at like 42 she got of prostate cancer. She had testicle cancer. You were right. She died in 1998, age 38. There you go. How?

What do you mean how? Live fast, die young. I was saying, how did she die? In her sleep. Yeah. A severe epileptic seizure. Yeah. I'm sure it's not drug related. in her sleep. A severe epileptic seizure. Yeah, I'm sure it's not drug related. If you look at the 800 meter

women's record, look at that lady's body and it reminds me of Bruce Jenner. It's crazy. 400 meter women's. All those records are set in the 80s because they were just pounding testosterone. Those ladies look like men.

The East Germans used to come with big manly bodies and armpit hair and deep voices. It's sad though if you think about it because those athletes love their sport. They didn't sign up necessarily for a clit bigger

than my dick and a beard better than Taylor's. They just wanted to be old. They wanted the gold, though. Kyle, you're not looking at the upsides. Belly button hair. You're so weird about that body hair, man. Rogan said that shit, too. Man, I hate when Rogan says that.

Wait, what did Rogan say? Rogan said he liked some hairy... He's like, oh yeah, I like hairy women. Armpit hair? Yeah, no problem at all. That's just his simian heritage like he's he's uh he's very yeah the rock on this week well that was pretty cool the rock yeah the rock's got to be one of the biggest celebrities in the world he is he's he's now yeah i'd had another one before yeah elon musk another big one i said yeah he like he was in jumanji that was huge oh yeah he's still in a bunch of stuff you're talking about like russian drugs uh in the

khl the continental hockey league the second largest hockey league in the world the second top like behind the nhl it's the most skilled league and really ryan whitney who's a host on spit and chiclets like and a lot of the players they have on for interviews talk about something called russian gas which apparently there's a drug that they used to like doctors for teams used to inject into you when you played in the khl or they would let you breathe they'd put a mask over your face and you would just breathe stuff in a while before the game. And this was like the end of Ryan Whitney's career where he was playing in

the KHL. And he was like, Oh my God. Like, I don't know what the fuck was in that Russian gas, but you're unstoppable. You're unbeatable. Like I was out on the ice telling myself like your career is not wrapped up.

You got another shot at the NHL. You're flying out here. And then he's like, the next day I woke up with the, like a Russian gas hangover of like, Oh, feeling horrible. And so I guess like they,

they just juice up all of their guys just anytime they want. They'll just gas them up with gas or injections. Like there's no, nobody gives a fuck over there. So imagine the eighties, they were just using bull hormones on people. So I was thinking it was clenbuterol at first. That was my first thought.

Clen is... Please be Tren. Well, certainly not Tren. Come on. You know, Kyle, I feel like you're not even trying to win. But Toradol, apparently is what it is. It's used in combination with an amphetamine.

It would give them a psychological lift. There's a long history of the drug being used on the QT by NHL teams. Sean Avery mentions it's used by teams in his book Offside, My Life in Hockey. Basically, Toradol, the brand name for the chemical

Ketorolac, is a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory and pain reliever. It's practical use of it would be. There's a lot of them, apparently. But anyway, I think it's giving them that psychological lift you're talking about. It would make the player feel invincible on the ice. And yes, it really does work to achieve this effect quite effectively and predictably within minutes. predictably within minutes.

And then, you know, they're saying that along with an amphetamine for, you know, energy and like pep and drive and focus would be a ridiculously good combination. And you could inhale it. You could inhale all that. Yeah, well, that's what they're doing over there in the K, sucking up Russian gas. That makes you feel great. I'd try it.

Yeah, for sure. I mean, look look whenever you're ready to begin your biohacking journey and freeze a little freeze a little jism okay uh it's time i was trying to when i was talking to harley and um his business partner um his name escapes me i'm sorry buddy i forgot your name we talked for like four fucking hours last night um i was telling him i was like yeah dude get on the steroids i was like how's your hair he's like it's gone let's go we're waiting on what we're waiting on um and he said the same thing you always say you know it's that fertility thing you want to you want to be prepared to to make babies but here's the thing taylor we're getting very close to those gattaca years

so very soon i think it's going to be common practice for like middle class, upper middle class people to submit a sperm sample, maybe even a few different eggs and have the doctor go in and be like, perfect. This is the if not, this is the ideal one. Like this is your this is your winner. Like not we're not we're not doing a foot race to determine who gets the share of DNA. But maybe that's not the best. This one's going to have normal cholesterol and no shoulder hair. You're not going to have ideal children, but this is the best you can do.

Even better. Go in there and remove the hairy gene. Genuinely. Make me taller. Genuinely. That's what Gattaca is. It's that one brother was just prior to that technological breakthrough or it

being common practice and acceptable. And the other is like, Oh, I mean, if you're going to play football, you got to wear a helmet. Of course. Yeah.

Let's yeah. Blue eyes, a six foot one to six, three, maybe no taller, no taller. Right. And no bump,

Dumbo feet size, 10 and a half 11. That looks good. Uh, Paisley, uh uh what else his skin not too much body hair like you go through this whole fucking thing like skin tone like oh definitely the no definitely no yeah high insulin resistance um yeah propensity for for muscle well not too much we're not hey he's not gonna be uh using his he's gonna be digging

ditches for a living we're 180 iq well no that's too that's that's our platinum package man 160 really gets you far these days oh yeah 160 is more for most bang for your buck right that's coming so i'm telling you forget about going wild hog and shooting all natural jism into some some some lady um freeze your some freeze some of these young cummies today because i don't know if if jism it has has that uh that long tail but i know eggs don't like there's a prime time eggs that a lady makes you know like her first egg isn't it's necessarily as good as her last and i'm pretty sure there's like a sweet zone where like ah yeah we want to get that ovum right there you want you want that 25 year old egg or whatever the peak of eggs 32 year old uh uh sperma sperma spermazoids uh

and then you know in a year five years whenever 25 years now when you want your eighth child when you're on your fourth wife you can be like hey and make me a blue-eyed nhl assassin and they'll be like right away sir that's okay you're selling me but it's gonna the initial wave of that is going to be a lot like the first plasma screen tvs where you're going to be getting a lot of fucked up children of thalidomide like that kind of shit you want like 20 years into that technology when they've hammered out all the dents, all the dents. We're not experimenting on me. We're making experimental babies, all right?

Yeah, and I don't want to have some like eight-armed kid look like he's a god in India. Just don't do it in Missouri, right? Pick a nice blue state where the day before it's born and you know what you're going to get, you can still abort. No, that's ghastly. Can't be doing that. But you've got so much potential to unlock.

You could be the key master. The key master? Dude, do you think it's too late for me to make the NHL? Dude, 32, making my way in. I don't think it's too late for you to play for a team that's on television. I bet if you went full bore biohack, you made it your life's mission, you spent five days a week training with a trainer, we got you on all the drugs,

you could definitely play in some sort of league that's on television. If I make it on the NHL ice at this point in my life, it's because I've had a total mental breakdown. Like that's... Bang! Bang!

You cocksucker! Bang! You black hawk piece of shit! Bang! The draft is rigged. Listen to me. You can either join the Blues or you can quit hockey forever. I got a beanbag gun aiming for knees. He wants Gretzky to come

down here and sign his jersey. What's his name? Brigard or something? Conor Bedard. Bedard. He should play for St. Louis. It's not fucking fair that Chicago got him. Where is Game Master Grand Wizard Chiz? Game Wizard Chiz. We need him for trivia.

I'm excited. Hopefully he gives a nice 10-point Pokemon option for me. Because if we get quotes from movies made when their movies are still called talkies again, I'm going to be... I didn't like that. Oh, you guys both were like, this is so hard. And I'm like, maybe they'll fail too. And then you held up your boards and you're like, I only got 7 of 10 points. And Woody got like 9 of 10.

Woody killed that category. Yeah. I just need to... I don't know nearly as much about movies as kyle but that category was about a bunch of movies i did know i hadn't seen most of those i just kind of know about i haven't seen the waterfront either i just know about it i just don't even know about it yeah but you've heard the the quote like i could have been a contender i guess what that movie is about and i've never it, is you have this guy who's a gangster, like a 1920s gangster, and another guy who's his brother who was a top boxer. And the top boxer had to, like, throw fights because they were fixed, and that would help his brother get out of a jam.

And at the end, his brother, I guess, was kind of a jam and at the end his brother i guess was kind of putting him down the boxer and he's like you don't get it like i gave up everything for you i had a future i could have been a contender but i had to throw this fight and throw away what could have where i could have been for you and that's what that that thing that could have been a contender is about yeah i haven't seen a single one of the movies that's what that thing that could have been a contender is about. Yeah. I hadn't seen a single one of the movies that was in that question. I really expected the movies to be in the color age. You know, that's all I asked.

Name all nine companions in Lord of the Rings. Yes. When you go, I don't know anything about movies made before the sixties. Like, like I know like the, the absolute base minimum. So,

but, but as you get closer to as you get into the 70s 80s and 90s and early 2000s like i get kind of encyclopedic about the fucking 70s 80s certainly the 80s like i love that shit but i didn't know anything about that stuff i mean i just pop culture reference i didn't know what i was talking about we did figure out that we need to do the whiteboards the whole time so it's not a how fast can you click competition oh oh no we're doing it wrong here's how you do that it's like oh you buzzed in what's the answer oh and you lose a point she should have been you take points

if they buzz in too quickly well the problem with that kyle is we can all read the question yeah can't do that either you have to yeah needs to be like, you need to be reading the question to me. And if you see me buzz, be like, okay, fuck wit. Now you don't get the rest of the question. Don't buzz it unless you think you can answer it based on what you've heard so far. But what would happen is you'd have to buzz early knowing you're going to get the whole question. And if you don't buzz early, then someone else will. Yeah.

That's why these are the way to do it. Where like, we all have to do it. It's not a race to click. That's why these are the way to do it. We all have to do it. It's not a race to click. We have to write. I want to use my whiteboard more. I'm having fun with the whiteboard. I'm enjoying that part. I just got a smaller one that's not so much to maintain. If only.

Where do we got the link? Link is here. Sorry about that. I'm going to blow my mic. I'm trying to get this board clean. I liked it. I always liked that thing Rush Limbaugh would do where he'd have the paper. He'd be reading the news and he'd be like, let me show you what I got here.

Let me show you what I have here. It seems the Democrats. And it's like, I had some weight to it. It's like, yeah, he's got it right there on the page. He's reading it. Tapping it on the Democrats had some weight to it. It's like, yeah, he's got, he's got it right there on the page. He's reading it, tapping it on the desk. It, you know,

he wrote, he's just probably nothing on the page. And if there is, he wrote it, but it added something to it. It was like, this is official. It's on,

it's written right there. And he's, he's holding it. You can hear it. Actually, we don't need this buzzer app. If we're doing the, the whole,

I wasn't sure how we were going to use it. Yeah. Cause the, the buzzer thing doesn't work well when you can just click and to woody's point be like well we just explained how to fix that though yeah but then you're going to have to have chis pulling the question faster than we can read and finish the question which i want to pump our tires here we're great readers like we're going to be able to read it very quickly we just don't flash it on the screen we just don't flash it on the screen. We just don't flash it on the screen.

So he has to... Yeah, but then we don't get to... He has to read the question to us. We'll see. I want to use the whiteboards more. It's fun. I got to see. Taylor's just flexing all his spelling ability.

You know, we should write all answers. Spelling matters. Spelling counts. Yes. Dude, I was so impressed. Zach wrote in the chat that Chris Helmworth resigned with the MCU. And I'm like, I can't tell if that's resigned or re-signed. Taylor, spell check. Taylor, with full confidence, knew it.

Those are spelled the same. And I'm like, oh, that's crazy. I was like, I got a pocket brain right here. I can pull them out, point them at spelling questions. Mild spelling questions. I'm in the mix. I'm always knowing. Usually knowing. But yeah, Chiz, you're in here with audio now, right? I believe so. Can you hear me? We can hear you. You sound better than last time. We were thinking about maybe just doing the whiteboards instead of the buzzer and holding them up.

I heard that, and it's a really simple rule. It's like Jeopardy. You don't buzz it until I finish reading the question, and I can lock you out and prevent you from doing that anyway. So there'll be none of this kibosh jumping in, buzzing in, and then reading it later stuff. And if it gets really out of hand, we'll start deducting points. Okay? If you want to go full whiteboard,

if you want to go full whiteboard next week, we can do that, but to change that now, it would extend past the time limit of PKA because the whiteboard takes way longer for all of you to answer. Okay. But I'm fine doing the whiteboard thing anyway longer for all of you to answer. Okay, but I'm fine doing the whiteboard thing anyway. It'll take like an extra five minutes overall, right? Oh, there's whiteboard questions.

There are. So we're going to, okay, we'll call this the Myers rule for all the times you clicked aggressively. For the Myers rule, Jesus. Woody started it and I fucking canceled it. This is like Russia Aggressively? For the Myers rule. What? He started it and I can't sit with my own

missiles. This is like Russia getting shit on for the Cuban missile crisis. We didn't have missiles in Hungary or whatever. The Myers rule. I like it. Yeah, the Myers ruling. It's like the Brodeur rule because someone was just not playing by the spirit of the game. Exactly.

I can't believe this shit Kyle Cole. I spent $8 on Amazon for this whiteboard and I want to get my use hang on a god damn minute you got a little is everyone locked out of the buzzer yes it's locked

for now is he going to unlock it when he finishes reading the question I have locked you out from buzzing yes yes I thought it was personal. Is he going to unlock it when he finishes reading the question? I have locked you out from buzzing, yes. Yes. Well, the question hasn't been answered. But not just me. What's the top right category?

That could be the mystery category under the sponsor. We don't know what that one is. 360 Center of Gravity? Cogs? Cogs? I don't know. That's what you got out of Cogs? That's interesting.

Cogs. C-O-G. Okay, who won the last game again? I believe it was... I did. Woody got the most questions. Taylor won the game. Taylor won the game with that bet at the end, right? Yeah.

Oh, well, you guys blew all your points. That's what happened. Yeah, yeah. I was shocked. Okay, Taylor. We'll come from behind victory. An underdog story. Okay, Taylor. We'll come from behind victory. An underdog story. Okay, Taylor.

Then go ahead and pick your category. Let's do what we did last time where we kind of just snake on through. Let's do movie on the left. Okay. I like it. I like it. Which two Marvel superhero actors are in Scott Pilgrim versus the world? The actors? The actors' names?

Correct. Fuck. I haven't seen either of these movies. I haven't seen it. What's his name? Is the guy from Superbad in the Marvel world? John Cena? No, not John Cena.

Michael Cera. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is a movie. Yes. You said either of these movies. I got the impression you didn't know that. It's going to be a no-go, Chiz. The Marvel ones. We can fire out here. Not even a guess.

Marvel superhero. Doesn't it make sense to have incorrect guesses be a negative point? No. You guys would be in the negative pretty high if we're being honest. I give everyone a shot to guess on these things. I mean, if it was really one and gun at hardcore, you would all be in the red. Let's be real. Nobody would answer.

If the winner is negative one and the losers are negative two and three, I'm perfectly fine with that. We've still figured out who's better. It would be hilariously incompetent. So we carried over negative some previous win totals? But I don't want to – it seems silly just – I don't know the answer. I redact my guess because I think that I'm thinking of Juno with Alan Page and Michael Cera.

I mean, you're really on a Michael Cera kick. You're definitely right. He is in the film. The answer is Chris Evans and Brie Larson. Made up Captain America and obviously Captain Marvel. Fuck. That's okay. That's all right.

Let's do. That's good for me. Getting through movies with nobody getting a point. Let's do comic. This particular comic is a Pete that Hollywood has tried so hard to make happen for success, given so many chances with his own show named after him, as well as things like HBO's Crashing. Who is this? Is a Pete.

I'm still locked out. Apologies. Taylor. Is it Pete Davidson? That's incorrect. Negative one. That's the only Pete I know. I will give you a hint.

Artie Lang is related. He's in HBO's Crashing, so don't know if that helps Kyle or anyone. No idea what those things are. Good God, these questions are hard. They are. I didn't think they were that hard. He's made fun of all the time. so don't know if that helps kyle or anyone no no idea what those things are good god these questions are hard they are i didn't think they were that hard he's made fun of all the time it's pete holmes come on he's had so many opportunities so many shows over the years i don't know homes he just keeps comic yeah he just keeps dropping the ball i couldn't take him out of the lineup i don't know fire us off with the US history

We'll win one of these Now we're all on the same team This was the site of the first major battle during the American Revolution What are you? Gettysburg That is incorrect That is the Civil War Taylor, go ahead

Antietam is also the Civil War, isn't it? I don't even know what you said Kyle last to guess Boston wait wait wait can I this doesn't count for anything is it really Bunker Hill the answer is Bunker Hill Mr. Woodward

man I just guessed too quickly you were about a hundred years off alright Gen Y TV too quickly uh fuck you were about a hundred years off all right uh taylor all right gen y tv all right we're burning through this zero who famously said a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do and what's what we are in the category of millennial television.

Millennial television. A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do. I feel like I know, but I don't know. Rugrats? Oh, no. I will give it to you. The answer is Tommy Pickles. It is Rugrats. I could have given you Tommy Pickles. That's the only character I...

Kyle is on the board. More TV. More TV. This huge show famously had contestants picking giant noses and sliding around in giant ice cream sundaes looking for flags so that they and their family could win in all the rage.

DVD, VHS, combo machine. Kyle, you're a bit early there, but I will give it to you since nobody else came in. What would you do? That is incorrect, though it is in the same realm. You're in the right realm. Taylor, you're up. Double Dare 2000? We were looking for

Double Dare slash Double Dare 2000. Strong, Taylor. There we go. There we go. One to one, I believe score with a big old goose egg for everyone else. Everyone being sorry. Didn't mean that to come off so rude. It really did.

It's going to be a fucking basketball. In various sports, what is it called when a pass leads to a pass leads to another pass, which results in scoring? Pass, pass, score. Woody and Taylor, you both jumped the gun. I'm going to reset the buzzer now. No, no, no.

No. Woody still beat Taylor, so go ahead, Woody. An assist. I'm going to need a more specific answer. I need clarification. I need... A particular kind of an assist, I guess? Is it a...

I don't... It's an assist. You suck because you're not giving me credit for that. This is very specific. Pass, pass, score. Alright, can I answer now? I'm going to have to move on to Taylor. Taylor? It's a secondary assist.

Okay, that is the correct term in hockey. It is a hockey assist. That is what it's called, though, specifically in hockey. I didn't write it. It's secondary assist. I didn't like that question. It's a secondary assist, baby. Did you give him credit for that?

Yeah, I got credit for that. Yes, because it was secondary assist slash hockey assist. I just didn't write secondary. I really didn't think anyone was going to say that proper term. I just everybody here is hockey assist and different sports. I love it. Excellent job, commish. I specifically wrote in parentheses past school. You are killing it with a movie slash TV.

One of us will get the movie TV. What Oscar-winning Spielberg movie was Jerry Seinfeld making out with his girlfriend while a pesky neighbor caught them? Kyle. Chandler's List. Yeah, I fucked that one up, but that is correct

and you buzzed in right on time. Thank you, Kyle, for being on the board. Geography. Geography. Geography. Hit us with the geography. This geometric region of Moscow is partly looked over by the Kremlin and the Nikoselaka Tower.

Kyle. Red square. And the answer is the red square. Kyle on a heater of two in a row. A heater, an absolute heater. Let's go for the three-peatlet Georgia with military. Oh, taking us out of the... Please correctly say these letters in the NATO phonetic alphabet P-K-A-R-S-K.

Woody, wow, just got it in right on time. Go for it. I need a second. got it in right on time. Go for it. I need a second. Papa Kilo Alpha Romeo Sierra Kilo. That is

correct. You know your worthless stuff. Someone's got a ham radio license around here. It's better than just playing Call of Duty. We just have most people know those. You made the military question about It's better than just playing Call of Duty. We just have most people know those. He's certified. God damn it. You made the military question about what kind of awl they use to make wooden ships.

That must be my pedicure. Woody. Woody is on the board, I believe, now. Rando. What was the mascot for Toys R Us and what was his name? Morty. It was a giraffe and his name

was Jerry. Oh my god! That's what I was going to say! It was Jerry the giraffe. It is Jerry! Wow! I wasn't sure about the Jerry part. I wasn't either, but I thought, is it Jerry the giraffe? Dude, this sucks actually knowing them and clicking into them.erry this sucks actually knowing them and clicking imagine actually getting them right and i'm still giving up to somebody else

i'll take places places very distinct from geographic using the historically accurate original location name where may you have found jack nicholson sitting in a folding chair, enjoying himself. Historically accurate. Original. Think about it. Okay. I'm going to have to work backward from The Shining. That's what I think of. He didn't do a lot of relaxing. Isn't this...

This is a real location. This is really Jack Nicholson himself, not a character. This is real real location. This is really Jack Nicholson himself, not a character. This is real life. Oh. In real life, where do I find Jack Nicholson? In a folding chair? Taylor, you have buzzed in first. Really? He's sitting courtside

at a basketball game. Hang on, he needs to tell you where. I need a specific answer. It says right there, using the historically I'm going to have to go on to Kyle. You said Lakers court. That's not the answer, Kyle. Is it the Staples Center? It is, in fact, the Staples Center. That's how you do it.

That's how you do it. Would you really expect the quiz game to accept the place where the Lakers play when it says you've seen these courtly at your original location name? They play all over the country. God.

Everyone throw a tantrum in the comments. The Lakers play in Boston before. Get out of here with that bullshit answer. You got your hockey assist question, which was made the fuck up. That's the name of it. Everyone knows that was nonsense. Asterix boy.

Kyle is... Burnt and destroyed. What are you going for, Kyle? Oh, I'm sorry. Whatever's literally next in line. Is it rando again? It's history. What year did Hawaii and Alaska

officially become U.S. states? Kyle. 1937. That is incorrect. Taylor, you were next on officially become U.S. states? Kyle. 1937. That is incorrect. Taylor, you were next on the buzz in. 1948. That is also incorrect. Woody, you got a 50-50 shot here.

I do, but I already knew it was one of those. I thought it was 1948 so hard. We fought World War II and it wasn't even a state? I'm going to say... That's correct, Kyle. We got hoodwinked on that one. It's pretty recent. We're getting out of here.

This isn't even our problem. It is in fact 1959. It was that recent. Son of a bitch. Rando again. Rando again. What is the forbidden word not allowed to be said in a theater for fear of superstitious bad luck?

Kyle, you buzzed in too early. I'm going to have to give it to Taylor. Fire. What? No, that is so wrong. No, I'm sorry. Is it good luck? What are you next?

What did you say? Good luck. It is not good luck. Kyle, back to you. Break a leg kyle break a leg that's not a word it is not break a leg i have no idea i thought it was fire so i'm just like in the wind oh really oh i know i know the word but i don't think i can say it on YouTube. I'm just curious. Okay, I will give you all a hint.

I spelled theater like a British person for a reason. Cunt. You're in the right realm. That person loved to use those words. The forbidden word not allowed to be said in a theater. I think he's not leading us to racial slurs. Hold on. I don't even know what that's in reference to in a theater

you're not supposed to say the name of the play you might as well tell me we're not from Hollywood you don't wear panties give us all a point for that one is it my turn it is I got the last one for that one. Is it my turn? Kyle got the last one.

Sextors. Woody, you got 1959, right? You did. Yeah, he gave him the point. Sextors is fine. What industry is synonymous with and arguably the capital of these cities? New York, London, Paris, and Milan. Woody buzzed't too early

taylor no i didn't fashion not the fashion industry i have to finish reading the question i finished reading the question that's why i hard-spoked it i waited till he finished milan fashion always know everyone's being fair at their own reading comprehension level it's when i finish reading the question you're allowed to buzz in. Yeah, because the listeners got to hear him ask it. It's fashion, right? It is in fact fashion. Is it fashion? Yes! You're packing my good graces.

That's one of my correct answers they've given Taylor. Excellent question and a good job keeping the riffraff out. I think that's what he on. I don't know whose good graces but Taylor. I think Kyle skipped ahead and. I don't know whose good grace is, but or Taylor. I think Kyle skipped ahead

and did military already, right? Okay, so let's do olden history. All right. What ancient figure was known as the Great Macedonian? Taylor. Alexander. Can we be a little more specific?

All right. Alexander the Great, Alexander the Great. All right. Alexander the Great. Alexander the Third. That is correct. You were the only one that buzzed in. All right. Next. All right.

Hit us with Game Time up on the right. These are multiple choice ones. Wait. Wonder. Wonder. I'm sorry. What is the only still standing ancient wonder of the world? Kyle buzzed in first.

The Great Pyramid. It is the Great Pyramid of Giza. Yes. I would have liked a little more specificity there. I was going to ask for it, but it felt a little nitpicky. Would you name any other ancient wonders? If it was me, he would have said no. I could probably get all the ancient wonders.

The Tertiary Pyramid. I could probably get all the ancient wonders of the game. The tertiary pyramid. All right, well, Kyle, it's your board. Well done, Kyle. Let's see. Let's go to whiteboard time. Okay. No, don't spoil whiteboard time. Okay, game time it is.

Game time it is. Whiteboard time is dessert. That's what we get after finishing dinner. What was the name of the company that created the portal gun? Was it Black Mesa, Aperture Science, GLaDOS AI, or G-Man, Freeman, and Travel? Taylor, you did Buzz in first. It's Aperture Science. It is, in fact, Aperture Science.

I will say I had to make up a couple other names. I'm a big fan of G-Man and Freeman Travel. Those that know those games. You get a giggle out of that that one glad i'll say i was a good one that that's a good throw off one you're bored do the one hidden by the lock and load and pharaoh okay 360 cogs not trying to bring a plague your way just tell me what was the name of the original enemy race in the first Gears of War game? Kyle? I didn't play any of these games. Is in fact the Locust.

I have a cog hanging from my rearview mirror to this day. I have the cog tags. There's like two of them and it says... Whoa, that's cool. Fuck you. I'm trying to share a little million dollar baby. I have my graduation tassel, but that's cool too. You're doing a little million dollar graduation tassel you're doing a little slumdog millionaire slumdog millionaire thing let's let you know

how these are coming to me and you gotta be a fan movie stubs trivia is fun one film franchise did a stunt woman end up losing her arm due to a catastrophic stunt failure bonus for the exact film Kyle was it Resident Evil woman end up losing her arm due to a catastrophic stunt failure? Bonus for the exact film.

Kyle. Was it Resident Evil? It was Resident Evil, so you win that point. Can you tell me which film it was in the franchise? Take a stab at it. Was it Resident Evil Apocalypse? It was not. That's in fact the second film in the franchise. I knew it was

one of them. No, it was good that you got one. I'm going to say it was Resident Evil 3. That's not a film. What do you want to throw at us now? Resident Evil 1. No, it is not. The last chapter.

There was a first one. There was a first one. If you said the last one, you'd have got... Is it the secondary Resident Evil? It's the first one. If you said the last one, you'd have got it. Is it the secondary resident? It's only the last one. It's literally called the last chapter. I get a point for that, right? Yeah, you got the first part.

Just making sure. I didn't know if I was at seven or eight before. Oh, I lost my board. Where's the board? Where do you want to go? We'll just keep going in order. Never get it, I believe. Okay, you're never going to get this one.

Actually, you might be the only person that does get this. In my favorite episode of The Twilight Zone, it's a simple story. Just a man and his hunting dog walking through the woods. Not revealed until later, the dog saves the man from something. What is it? Kyle. Oh. Well, he's saving him

from the devil luring him to hell but of course dogs are allowed in hell so the dog starts barking and the man says if there aren't uh dogs allowed in heaven i don't even want to go and so he continues down the path where he meets the real angel who takes him or saint peter probably who takes him to heaven where dogs are of course loud'm sorry, but we were looking for the exact correct answer. You nailed it above and beyond. Going to hell with no dogs. Damn. Good answer. I wrote the other stuff he did too. I just

figured it wasn't necessary. I didn't think anyone would get it but him maybe. It's also my favorite episode of A Twilight Zone. I cry every time. Woody and I are going to make a union against these concepts. I don't think so. You stole two of his questions from him.

No, we're strong allegiance when it needs to happen. All right. Name that flag. Name that flag, everybody. Buzzer's ready. As soon as it pops up. Oh, whoops. I hit the wrong button. I closed my eyes. I closed my eyes. I'm a good sport.

Okay. What is that country's flag? Argentina. It is Argentina. How slow was that? Can you tell? You just came in like a millisecond after him. Alright.

Name that flag too. Everybody ready? Buzzers ready? What country's flag is this? Woody. Netherlands. That is incorrect. Taylor, you were next.

It is the fucking the Falkland Islands. That's even further away. That is incorrect. Kyle, you want to throw a guess out there? All right. Work backwards. It's not Sweden. Sweden. Might be Japan. It's a non-zero chance. I'm going to guess that's Sweden. I'm sorry. It was in fact

Iceland. Very close. I picked a tricky one. Close. You were the closest. The Falkland Islands aren't even there. Right. Woody, we're going to... Where am I? It was Falkland Islands. I panicked. You should lose a point. What country would you find this dish in?

Shrimp and lemon? Fucking anywhere, dude. I don't know. Kyle has buzzed in. Italy. Italy. That is incorrect. Kyle has buzzed in. Italy. That is incorrect. Taylor, you were next. I'm going to go Spain. The answer is, in fact, Spain. Does anyone want to take a guess

at what that is? That is... Bonus point. Shrimp a la magnifique. I'm surprised Kyle didn't get this. He's the cooking guy. No, it's paella. Paella, okay.

All right. Here we go. What country would you find this dish in? Ugh. Kyle has buzzed in. Scotland. Is in fact Scotland. Kyle, bonused in. Scotland. In fact, Scotland. Kyle, bonus point.

What is that? That's known as haggis. Yeah, he knew that. That is correct, I guess. Well done. All right. We're going to go to the whiteboard now. Kyle, go ahead and pick your category.

Huh. Oh, shit. I'll just break it out. I'll just break it out um do it uh no balls i'm not i i this is for all of you by the way it's a whiteboard these are whiteboard questions sorry make me look retarded i feel like i have worn the line i don't claim claim to suck at math. I do claim to do so. I'm going to go with wasted thinking because that seems right up my fucking alley. Okay. Alright. Name the three

great ancient Greek philosophers. All of you do this and when you're ready let us know you're ready. Alright. I'm good. I'm not. I'm missing one. I'm missing two.

Oh, I might get a little point on this one if you can't remember. Maybe I'm taking for granted my one philosophy class in fucking community college. I thought this wasn't that hard. It's not. I pull things like this from fucking pop culture and movies because i didn't go to college well there's a very famous movie that talks about one of them all right you should get one how many squirrels did kyle kill in 1996 1996 folks that'd be the kind of question oh I see Kyle thinking Taylor did you get all three

yeah what would you put down Taylor you're gonna I'm gonna have you reveal last Taylor since I know you know it so you reveal last okay I think we're gonna to have to wrap up pretty soon here. Yeah, I'll give in.

I'll give in. I have two. Alright, Kyle. What did you say? You got one? Or you got two? Who knows? I wrote three. I put Plato, Socrates, and Archimedes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Noted. Kyle?

Only Socrates and Plato. Yours is backwards. Okay. Socrates and Plato and... Plato and Aristotle. And there's Taylor with it. Yes. Taylor, what order did they go in? It went Socrates, Plato, and then Aristotle. Correct. That doesn't mean anything, but... Oh, what? You positive...

You have to write it down. You didn't write it in the right order. It kind of disappointed me, to be honest. I just said the ones I thought of, and then I listed it correctly. So, one... Three, two, one on points. So, no credit, I assume. You get one. No, you get a point for each person. So, you got two, one on the points. So no credit, I assume. You get one.

No, you get a point for each person. So you got two, Woody. Kyle got two, and Taylor got three. I don't get a fourth for saying it correctly? No. No, you're doing fine. Shut up. You're going to do better than anyone, probably.

My heart. You don't need the help. Hit me with. Taylor, you pick. You got more right. All right. I don't know anything about yugioh but let's go hard of the cards the fact that you knew that was yugioh puts you at a significant advantage already massive massive enjoy this one viewers and listeners hey guys just simply write

down five yugioh characters monsters cards from the show slash card game. That's it. You got a huge selection. That's all we need. Can I have fun? To the commissioner, the board, every coach. This is a Pokemon question? No, Yu-Gi-Oh. It's a Yu-Gi-Oh.

It says Yu-Gi-Oh. Your card game. Wait, Yu-Gi-Oh is not Pokemon. What is it? It's a new game a whole totally separate entity of game it's a it's a also a game about little creatures that you make fight has nothing to do with pokemon it's a whole other universe it's marvel and dc these characters have it's a whole card game i've never i don't know shit about not fucking shit it's okay i gave you the option to just name pretty much anything from the show or the card game that's over 25 years old at this point.

Can you put the question back up? Everyone at home can feel really smart right now because everyone at home in the comments will blow this away. I think I might have some. I'm really curious how Taylor's he has the most chance of hitting anything here. I'm just gonna I'm curious what you come up with. Fuck, what's the name of that

fucking the wizard? Hey, don't give it away to your opponents. They need help. Okay. Trying to picture scenes from that show and the monsters that would pop up what I didn't really watch that show so that's not easy alright and the commercials I saw

how much time do you need to not know or know something I don't know Kyle wrote a whole book I'm really curious about his so I've got so there's Dragon. There's Dino. Rocky. Electro. There's Yu-Gi-Oh. Wizard Man.

And the sexy Jap Girl. That's not bad. That came off a little racist. Did he get any points? No, but he got close with one in describing it accurately. I have Yu-Gi-Oh

and Gurgle. Honestly, Woody, you could have gotten close if you just used some of those letters in addition to the combination. Gurgle. In fact, Woody, if you just took the first two you did and didn't separate them, that would have been an answer.

Come on, they killed it. Is it Yugi, Kaiba, Red Eyes, Black Dragon, Blue Eyes, White Dragon, Karibo, and Dark Magician? Holy shit. Taylor with an extra one. Six for six. Only gets five points. Nailed them all. I will give Kyle a point for saying

the Wizard Man because he identified something correctly. Don't give him the Wizard Man clue. That's trash. I worked hard for this. Taylor, this was not their question by a mile. I knew it wasn't going to be. It was for entertainment purposes.

And Woody, you also get a point for, you know, if you had you and then Guy, if you just put those together, that was one. So they were really close. Kyle and Woody get a point. Taylor, five. Woody does not get a point for you, Guy.

Woody gets a point for Gurgle. That's hilarious. That's what these things sound like to me. Oh, man. Oh, that was a big round, friends. That was a big round. There you go, Taylor. Some of those are memes. I figured something went up. As soon as I remembered the dragon one, I was like, oh, I'm in the mix with those two.

Yeah, just change the color of the eyes. All right, still you're bored. All right, growing in biology. All right. Name all the life stages of a butterfly. A point for each. And bonus points if you can tell me the different named part of a moth cycle. Because they're pretty much the same.

Except one is named differently and then it turns into a moth.oth so point for each part of the cycle be very specific i don't fucking know uh you guys didn't have that like elementary school thing where you raised monarch butterflies or something we did not i'm trying to remember. Okay, I know a couple. Two of these are also, I believe, Pokemon and also Yu-Gi-Oh creatures. So if that helps anyone. You know, let's see a Pokemon. Dude, Gurgle kills me. That's so funny. Just writing Gurgle.

I'm glad you got a point for that. Zach, are these points accurate? Kyle's at 14 and Taylor's at 15? Oh, yeah. That was a big-ass round. Wow, that's crazy. All right. I don't know much about this So I've just got some words

So I said egg, pupa, caterpillar, cocoon And butterfly Hmm Okay No, the phase I put chrysalis, cocoon, and rebirth This was not Taylor's round I didn't know

I put larvae, caterpillar, chrysalis, adult butterfly. Okay, I think Taylor and Woody get two. I think Kyle got the most. We're looking for egg, caterpillar, or larva. Same thing. Chrysalis is specific to butterflies, and then butterfly. And a cocoon is specific to moths. So it's a chrysalis for a butterfly.

It's a cocoon for a moth. So I think Zach, if we tally them, I think Kyle did the best in naming the most parts. I got three points. There's not bad. I'm staying. I'm in the mix. Unless you give me two points for caterpillar and larvae. So I do not because as I had them in parentheses, they are the same thing.

Well, then I got a three. I only got two right. All right. Well, it is Kyle's turn. Well, it's time for Hoop Dreams. Let's hope it's about the movie White Man Can't Jump. It's related.

Woody Harrelson. List the NBA team with the highest number of NBA championships with the number of victories. And I will use my discretion to see how close you are to the total award points. So a point for the team, a point for the number. Teams is in parentheses. I don't know if that throws you off or not, but use your discretion.

Oh, my God. Okay, basketball teams. Wait, it was top five? No, this is – yeah, keep it up, Zach. It's just the number, list the NBA team with the highest, they've won the most championships, and then the number of championships they've won. Or if they're tied, then it'd be two teams.

Okay, okay, okay. That's possible. I don't know this one Okay I'm good I'm I Fuck Alright You slay man but did you finish

Writing on the whiteboard I'm done with I'm done the whiteboard I I don't know Would you let's go with Kyle first 14 but did you finish riding on the whiteboard? I'm done with, I'm done on the whiteboard. I, I don't know. All right, let's go with Kyle first. Celtics 14. All right. Good guess. Taylor.

I put Lakers six. All right. I've got no comment. Woody, you're up. I'm guessing I put Celtics and Lakers 13. All right. I'm going to award Kyle.

What was your number again? 14. I think I said 14, but I erased. Okay, I'm going to give two points to Kyle because he got the Celtics and he got 14. Taylor, you get one point. And I believe Woody gets four points right here because, in fact, the LA Lakers and Boston Celtics

at 17 each, they are tied right now so i was surprised as he did so all right i'll take the point oh i thought i nailed the number too i was like i guessed the number you got pretty damn close for not knowing anything i was like they're gonna accuse me of cheating now i didn't i guessed the number because i didn't know if the number should be 8 or 28. I just picked a number that sounded right. I have no idea about basketball. Algebraic it out?

In fact, algebraic it out, we're going to leave on a heater for sure. What the fuck is this? What do each of these basic algebraic equations mean? So just tell me what is that formula doing? Length times width times height. Base times height divided by 2.

Pi r squared and 2 pi r. Fuck Google. It wouldn't let me show the pi symbol. It kept changing it into a fucking staples. Like a staple. So. it into a fucking staples like a staple so then obviously we have the final question at the end wait what's the second one the second one is base times height divided by two or half times base times height. Same thing. Oh.

Fuck, this is embarrassing. Thank you, Jack. This hasn't been relevant in my life in a long time. I know, but I feel like these are just pounded into your head so much that the worst things you remember. Hey, someone who penned off last time. So PI are squared. Oh, I think I might know that

the PI symbol kept dying. Thank you for putting that stuff in there all right um i'm as close as i'm gonna get because like yeah i wrote my answers they're not gonna change so we'll see what i yeah okay kyle seems pretty confident so no don't don't take that from this um i thought the first one was the area of a square the second second was the area of a triangle, then area of a circle, and then volume of a sphere. Okay. Woody? I don't like that. Well, I don't have it up. I have to remember correctly myself

how many you got right in my head. I thought the first one was to find the volume of a rectangle, but I was going for some sort of cube that didn't have it. Okay, yeah. Next one is find the area of a triangle.. Next one is find the area of a triangle. The last one is find the area of a circle and the circumference of a circle. Okay, Woody. And Taylor?

Oh, I don't think I got any. I put area of a cube, area of a triangle, area of a circle, and volume of a – So I was going to put sphere, but then I wrote square like an idiot. So I believe Kyle got two, Taylor got three, and Woody got four. Here are the answers. The first one is volume of rectangle. A cube would also work. Area of a triangle for the second one.

Area of a circle for the third one. And circumference of a circle for the last one. I think Woody got them all. I misread the first one. If I'd read a little bit more, I would. Yeah, right. That's not two dimensions I know when I remember when I remembered that one I thought it

area of a square I punched into Google to be safe and I was like oh right there's you would just do height times width there is no there's no third dimension exactly wait so Woody got all four, and then how many did Kyle get?

He got two. And you got three. So I'm tied up with Kyle in the runnings, the cool runnings. Yeah, I don't know what the point totals are. It says 19 Gurgles for Woody, 22 for Kyle, and 22 for Taylor.

This is anyone's game. Is anyone's game going to be the fucking problem yeah that wasn't ideal but I guess we last question I will give the I want I will tell you the category it is about famous artists okay famous

artists famous we write a number of points we that we want to wager wager now yes whether it's not I'll knock them down. You wager them. Just keep the wager somewhere in the top right, top of your screen, and then you'll write your answer when the question comes, and we'll do the big reveal afterwards.

Okay, ready to go. You wager them in the top right, okay. How many do I want to do? A famous artist. Modern artist? Just famous artist. Famous? You don't know any modern artists.

Banksy? Yeah, that's the only one I know too. Exactly. Kanye? Hunter Biden? Tell me whose work is going for more than Hunter Biden's right now. I don't think anybody wants his work.

It probably smells weird. Oh please, it sells for hundreds of thousands. Yeah, that's true. Only to government research. My dad loves these paintings. You wouldn't believe what it is. Defense contractors eat his shit up. Oh, they's true. Only to government research. My dad loves these paintings. You wouldn't believe what he does. Defense contractors eat his shit up. Oh, they love it. How funny would it be if Zelensky is giving an address

and you see eight original Bidens in the background on the walls with the whole palace decorated with these crummy fucking paintings. These terrible paintings. This is an original Biden. That would be hilarious. You all have your wagers? This is an original Bible. That would be hilarious. And then... You all have your wagers? I've got my wager down.

Here is the question. This famous artist was exhumed in 2017 to settle a paternity suit. His mustache had preserved its classic 10 past 10 position, according to the Spanish press. Wow, I think Kyle knows this.

Kyle, do you know this? Yeah. There's a lot of clues in there to whittle down a couple guesses, I think, if you just know some names. I think I got it. By the way, I think it's clear that I'm not altering my wager.

Because that would be shitty if I went now. I'm not changing my... And I might be wrong, but I think I got it. I got it. You definitely do. I'm like 90% sure that... Well, Kyle's most confident.

He'll go last. He'll go last. You're most confident. Well, you're the big reveal if you know it. All right, Woody, let's go with you. I only know one artist with the famous mustache. Is it Hitler? Okay. Get off that screen.

I saw four points. You can just erase everything. It was Gerling. That might be eight points. It might be eight points. An original Hitler. We're talking about original Bynes. All right. We're going to move on to Taylor.

I say let him keep his points. 12 o'clock even. I can't hear you, Kyle. Don't show your wager. Show your answer. Okay. All right. Taylor, reveal yours. Oh.

You went with Salvador Dali, Spanish painter. That's a good guess. I also went with Salvador Dali. All right. Let's reveal the answer. It's Picasso. No, of course. It's Salvador Dali. He had the mustache. Come on. Taylor, what did you wager?

I wagered seven. Well, then I lose. I wagered nothing. No. This franchise is unstoppable. We can't be stopped. Salvador Dali

killing it. A lot more legit than your first win. Some of those points were probably supposed to be stopped. Salvatore Dali. Killing it. A lot more legit than your first win. Although some of those points were probably supposed to be mine. I'm surprised. I just got to say how close that game was with some of those whiteboard questions where Taylor just ran away with it. Kudos to both of you. I mean, Kyle was tied with Taylor for like the whole game,

which is insane because he went six for six on a goddamn Yu-Gi-Oh question, and I gave Kyle one for describing one properly. So that's crazy. Good job. Woody got one for Gurgles. Yeah, but then he lost it with Hitler. I mean, bad and good, yin and yang. No, I like it.

They exhumed him? They exhumed him? They exhumed Salvador Dali. Yes, he was not the father, in fact. I, I like zoomed in. They zoomed him. They zoomed Salvador Dali. Yes. He was not the father. In fact, I didn't have a better guest. Yeah,

I know. But the mustache, I mean, Hitler's mustache is like 12 o'clock dead center. You know, it doesn't, it's straight up and a winner down there. Nine and three.

I was going to, I couldn't wager anything into artists. I don't know anything really. It's a miracle. I knew that. Yeah, I didn't. I was a miracle I knew that. Yeah, I didn't. I was surprised when I knew that also. I thought his name was Salvatore, like Salvatore, not Salvador.

It may be. How is it correctly spelled, Chiz? It's Salvador. It's Salvador. Well, it's already in the record books. You spelled the guy's name wrong. We're going to allow that. It's already in the record books, folks... It's already in the record books. He spelled the guy's name wrong. It's already in the record books, folks. He said Salvador Dali.

Yeah. What is he, Portuguese? No, it's Spanish. But he said assist, and that wasn't good enough. Okay? He says assist, and that ain't good enough. It's gotta be a hockey assist. We couldn't have just said sports assist. That wasn't good enough. We had a specific sport. But all of a sudden,

Taylor can misspell the guy's name. Chiz, you are killing it. You've done a wonderful job. I didn't hear this earlier. This was results orientated. Everybody in the comments say, maybe we just, hey, I'm going to just write a bunch of letters. People ask me, they say, who do I want to run for?

Chiz, what's this look like? What's this look like I wrote ah looks like you wrote leonardo da vinci yep here he is what do you wager how much do you think i wager no you hate us because people out there you saw it you saw what he wrote you saw one of us spelled the man's name right one of us did. I shouldn't have even brought that up. Did you have the accent over the eye, Kyle? No, he didn't. Like a fucking... Okay. Are you kidding me? I'm sorry. That was incorrect as well. I'm sorry.

It's a draw. Willie wins. What do you want with Hitler? Yeah, I spelled Hitler correctly. Yeah, he killed it with Hitler. A lot of practice through his K-12 education writing it over and over. Next time, have a category that it with Hitler. A lot of practice through his K-12 education, writing it over and over. Next time, have a category that's about Hitler. That way, we can let Woody shine.

An entire category called the Third Reich. That would be... This misunderstood genius. Just wanted to paint German shepherds. Falsely accused. that would be funny man that's a big win that's a huge win folks i people are saying it everybody out there everybody out there was saying taylor you got to win one for the little guys you got to win one for the for those of us out there who are story shoulders with hairy shoulders that's who you need to win it for. And I brought it home for you guys.

I was more than happy to. And next time we do it, we're going 3-0. We're going 3-0. We can't be stopped. The money line for me is crazy good. I'm like a minus 500 for the next one. I don't know how I feel about this final Jeopardy, like, wagering thing. I loved it.

See, I'm just going to, I wager seven every time and I keep wagering it all the first time. Seven, the number of Christ, by the way, when Kyle knew the answer and I was like, well, I know that I'm going to 15 and no matter what he wagered, if since he knew the answer, he was ahead of me. I knew I wasn't winning. Yeah. Yeah.

I was hoping that you also didn't wager anything and i was just gonna win by default but you were ahead i think anyway so it didn't matter no you were tied at 22 oh were we that would have been we were we were tied at 22 and i was surprised you wagered nothing given that i probably you know had as good a chance as you as knowing i thought kyle bet it all because he was so happy that he knew the answer he didn't want anyone to think that he changed his like the he's like i know this but i'm not gonna let anyone i don't want you to think that i changed the amount i wagered meanwhile it's the worst possible number yeah i'm trying to entertain here i want the people on bated breath yes and that was that's why i'm having taylor like like reveal his wager and everything that's why i mean that was reveal his wager and everything. That's why.

I mean, that was very honorable of you. That was respectful. Respectable. Let's give a hand in the comments for second place, first loser, Kyle, for being honorable, for not changing his wager, because it would be easy as shit to cheat with the wager part. Add a new number there. Oh, Kyle's got 45 points.

Oh, how did that happen? How'd that happen? I'll do that to you. Oh, that's big. That's big for confidence. You know, someone's ordering themselves a pizza after this. Treat yourself, King. What are you going to get? What are you going to get, King? I'm going to actually try not to. Actually, you know what? I did just win a big match.

Jack has his own pizza now. Is it like cheaper than like Le, you know what? I did just win a big match. Shaq has his own pizza now. Is it cheaper than LeBron's pizza? I think it's enormous, and it's covered with way too much pepperoni. I saw the commercial, and he's like, nah, fam. And he grabs a Shaq-sized handful of pepperoni. Oh, well, then I would love that, because if I get a pizza tonight, it's going to be Pep. Always Pep.

It's the number one topping for a reason. Pineapples and jalapenos jalapenos are great pineapples we've had this discussion and i won't i won't relitigate and spicy that's how i do it yeah well you're not a winner in my book but uh you said earlier do you hear me yeah yes you said earlier you could name the other ancient wonders of the world. I think there's six more. You want to try them? I think I can get some.

What's the... Is it the... Are we going to write them down or are we just saying? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon. What is it of Rhodes? Colossus. The Colossus of Rhodes. The Stonehenge one? No, that's not an ancient wonder i don't believe um

there's fuck these are harder than i thought obviously the the great pyramid giza oh isn't the pyramid of like tech glohician or whatever that like Aztec one, is that in there? I didn't think so. You got Colossus of Rhodes, Great Period of Giza, and Hang Gardens of Babylon. The other ones are... Great Wall of China. What? That's not an ancient wonder

of the world? No, only white wonders. Yes, most of these are in Europe. Oh, the Colosseumum how about the parthenon parthenon that's got to be in there right well you know i only got the white house of alexandria oh that's it hey that's one yeah what do you got one okay the mausoleum i know it because he said the mausoleum it's the mausoleum of like hernaculus or something, right? Yeah.

Just, yeah. I love that. What he's like, Oh, the mausoleum. I was like, all right. Lighthouse of Alexandria library. Maybe he made that. And then he went right into the mausoleum. Like, all right, no, no, no.

It's come to me as if in a dream. Man, big win, big win. Yeah, dude. Congratulations, Taylor. Well done. I'm happy I got the math one. It was the one I had my ego tied to. Yeah. I'm glad that I...

I wish I had read that question a bit more thoroughly. I looked at it and I was like, all right, square. Let's move on. You know what? I had that too. I erased it and fixed it. I caught it,

but I also said area of a rectangle at first. It had been so long. They teach you how to find the area of a triangle in the first grade, dude. I had to think about that one because I haven't needed to find the area of a triangle for like the first grade, dude. I had to think about that one because I haven't needed to find the area of a triangle for a while. I don't do a lot of roofing or upholstery, which I suppose are the practical

reasons I might. It took me a minute to remember that. The first two I locked in, the circle ones, I was only pretty sure I got right. Area versus circumference. I don't remember that shit at all. Yeah, math. Area versus circumference. Yeah, I don't remember that shit at all. I got the circumference one wrong.

Yeah, math. Let's not lean into that. I remember my algebra. I got the math one wrong, yeah. Yeah, I was going to say, Woody's pretty flawless on the math question. Okay, so more math, more square roots, things like that. Got it, all right. You got to even this game out.

A huge, a huge amount. No, you can't stress there's more pokemon than you think is appropriate when i saw yugioh i was legitimately kind of like annoyed like it would be i'm trying to think of the parallel it would be like asking name four surfboard brands is i don't know. Even now, I'm not sure. Is Yu-Gi-Oh! a character in Mario Kart? No. No. This is so fucking funny.

One more time. Listening to Kyle try to explain it beforehand was also funny because he was still very wrong. So let's go, Kyle. Explain Yu-Gi-Oh! It seems that Yu-Gi-Oh! is probably some gay-ass Japanese cartoon or video game and movie game he's right so far yeah it's all three or four of those things the whole empire of gay ass like like fucking pokemon

ripoff characters it probably came before pokemon but it wasn't financed as well as pokemon it's just a pokemon ripoff it's a bunch of make-believe card characters that we trade and like fight against each other. Right? Yeah, those are the ones I got. The dragons and the wizard. Jesus Christ. I've never seen this image before. None of these things ring a bell, nor

the name Yu-Gi-Oh. Zero. Shout out to my youngest brother for watching Yu-Gi-Oh and me seeing something like that. Is there definitely no Yu-Gi-Ohs in Mario Kart at all? Nothing very similar to Yu-Gi-Oh! Oh, there's Yoshi. This is like asking, is LeBron James in Mario Kart? Like, you couldn't be further off.

They're not related in any way, except that they both come from Japan. No, Kyle made his position known. Way less Yu-Gi-Oh! Way more Pokemon. All right, we'll have Digimon on the next one. That'll be good. Brush up, everybody. Oh, fuck.

I don't know anything i was thinking we mix it up and do some like 1980s cartoons that maybe i'd know somehow some i'm not bullshit i'm just a humble champion some ninja turtles lore would have been fine you could ask like like you know how the where the shredder came from or where master splinter came from or some shit like that like i'd be okay with that but yugioh i swear to god like it might as well be another language when you ask a yugioh question i answered girdle come on man like i don't know this is so funny do i love that keep asking questions that woody has to make up answers to.

And if it makes me laugh, he gets a point. That's pretty good. Minus 15 Gurgles for Woody. Next time do a topic, do a category called things in Kyle's pockets. This is the reigning champion of things in Kyle's pocket. You get it right. You get it right, and I'd be like, nah. You just hear him emptying his pockets

on the desk. You hear change falling all over the floor. Car keys? You're looking down. I say car keys, and you're looking down like, unfortunately, like jingling. Unfortunately, it is only car keys and you're looking down like unfortunately like jingling unfortunately it is only car keys

yeah alright well I think that's a show yeah if you're patreon doing our hangout coming up make sure you check your email gonna all hang out and play some code names which I won't get furious and scream at anybody this time

I will feel like I didn't get my money's worth if you won't get furious and scream at anybody this time. I will feel like I didn't get my money's worth if you don't get furious and scream at somebody. I felt bad that I yelled at the black guy after I saw he was in that Klansman uniform. It didn't help you wear one. I always wear one. It's my goddamn First Amendment right, I think.

My civil right. Yeah. We won that at the Battle of Bunker Hill. Mm-hmm. All right. PKA. my civil right yeah we won that at the battle of bunker hill all right pka fight 674