Painkiller Already - PKA 687: Tucker Carlson Interviews Putin, Woody Becomes A Sorcerer, I Have A Majora Problem

Episode Date: February 17, 2024

pka687 no guests just the boys tonight how are you pretty well doing good well this episode is brought to you by pharaohdistro.com merrick health and of course lock and load talk more about all of them later it's been too long since we had an episode that we could all just be a little silly i fucked it up i forgot to throw it to you throw it to you it's okay 700 times we'll get it i forgot to get a new background thank god gavin mckinnis isn't here i'm gonna i'm gonna see if i can mount that uh the tv behind me and see if i so i have a tv that i think is big enough to like just be like a 72 inch seems like it would make a background but my idea my idea is putting the 72 inch behind me and then framing it with curtains and then playing like a video of like i don't know like a street behind me

just making it a fake window essentially dressing it as a window i should say the way we're showing videos if we showed them behind you i don't know of course i think we could i think we should all to to raise viewership dude we can subtitleled episodes with a family guy behind us. There was a time when, yes, Woody, YouTube was so fucking annoying about that shit. I think those days are over. YouTube has regressed. It is as much of the Wild West days as it was before we started even.

Do you think so? Oh, my God. Sir, your trying on girls, quote unquote, trying on girls, has led me down this rabbit their mind yes yeah of course i think you own those channels i think you're running like a whole network of those poor eastern european bitches that are trying on lingerie with their titties and pussies out on youtube i swear to god there are hundreds of these those women are heroes kyle i'll not have you besmirch their ma'am put your vulva away this is YouTube those women

first responders seal team six that's who I like I like those women like the video you showed was so so clearly not about the clothes I love it or they're like look at this seven dollar top and I'm like yeah show me show me a zero it's pretty funny now like i i just saw one i find them on reddit and then they go check this out and uh um so what kyle's talking about with these trying on girls is they they throw on clothes and they basically give their like a quick first impression of what of the clothes but the thing is oh my, they're so sheer you can see right through them. And I don't know what you're thinking right now, viewer, but I bet it's sheerer than that.

You can obviously see everything about her. You can see pussy lips. I see vulva! Yeah, you literally can see vulva, pussy lips. Not in the last one I saw, but sometimes you can. I've been trying to find chicks trying out sex toys, but they haven't made that step yet.

Dude, there are whole sites of that. There are. I found this one. Not in North Carolina. I've been trying to find her again, but she was modeling nipple tassels. And it's like, oh, my. Okay, let's see you model nipple tassels, pasties and nipple tassels.

And it's just gigantic, perfect titties that she's shaking in front of the camera, all greased up with nipple tassels. it's just gigantic perfect titties that she's shaking in front of the camera all greased up with nipple tassels on jesus like these are great i love how they you know are tassels that cover my nipples kind of yeah and it's like i can see that change of pigmentation on the outside of your nipple tassels do you guys still in your states do you guys still both have porn yeah like if i go to pornhub like i don't have to sign in or anything although some websites ask me to sign in with my google account it's like hey you want to sign him and it gives me like all the google accounts i'm signed into or whatever it's like no no i'm here to jerk off i don't you need to know who i am or what i'm looking at we're not taking pornhub there's no way around it without a vpn like it's just a lady lecturing you about how much they don't like your politicians wait what i don't so you're not aware

of this no yeah in north carolina there's like this basically what they did is they made a law with an age verification requirement that is so steep that all the porn sites are like, we can't even comply with this. Like there's no way. So instead what you get is a lecture about how porn's illegal in your state essentially. And you can only see this video. Is it only certain sites? Or I guess all the big porn sites have like a,

all the big porn sites. There are some like, uh, I found one, I don't even know the name of it. Like X, Y or something. Illegal. Yeah. It's like X know the name of it like xy or something illegal yeah it's like xynxx or something yeah yeah kyle's heard of it yeah yeah that one still

works in north carolina yeah yeah someone must have told kyle about it somewhere walking down the street some old fellow was talking yeah yeah there's a sticker on the gas pump it said joe did that and then there was the chick getting railed yeah but uh um anyway yeah yeah so north carolina most of the sites don't work in my state interest how many states is that i was i thought maybe i was hoping someone else knew no yeah i will say there was a big change and i don't know exactly what it was in the porn industry where and it was to come combat uh underage porn and it was to combat um boy uh, underage porn. And it was to combat, um, binge porn and rape and trafficking,

all the bad things. Uh, you're talking about maybe, well, it's the reason why all porn sucks now, frankly, because there is no such thing as amateur porn anymore, because if you want to upload a pornographic video to a major site,

you have to like become a partner essentially. Like you have to join their partner program. You gotta get verified, so they're like, okay, this is this lady's titties, and she's cool with it. This isn't an ex-boyfriend trying to get back at her. And then if you're verified, I think, and you do find a chick who wants to be on your porn site

or vice versa, if you're a chick who makes porn, you find a dude who wants to bone you and record. I think he also has to get verified and go through the whole process and everything. Dude, that seems like a pretty good change actually i can see why here's a man who doesn't jerk off people yeah yeah yeah right like i can see why it's good not the right way not the right way you don't i get the motivations for it but god it kyle's right it has like look there were a lot of good videos that we lost that was a sad day some great videos some great videos some internet glory was lost that day i believe

it has been preserved in certain dark corners of the internet fear not um there are many private subreddits every time i come up with an idea like oh pregnant throat pies let's see if there's a sub no it's a private one. Those guys keep their cards close. All right. They play close to their chest. They're not going to let any, you know, Johnny Jacker in their forum and let you. No.

Do you ask for permission? Do you try to join the club? I did. I applied. I sent them some materials. They weren't impressed. They weren't impressed. Well, this doesn't have my state on it.

State online age verification laws for adult content. This is a may of last year. I think it happened in North Carolina more recently. Maybe Jackie put a block on your PC, bro. And she's like, you look at me. That ain't it. That'd be so funny if that was the case. If she put a VPN on your shit and made it seem like you were in a state that disallows the porn.

You are committing a crime. That'd be pretty funny. Yeah. It's a, no, I think it's a shame because amateur pornography was a beautiful thing. You know, there were women who just like,

there were some dirty bitches out there that just like got off on knowing that you were watching them get down and they need to profit from it and i appreciated that so much now it's just a league of whores out there everybody's out for money it's like when they started calling youtubers money whores this is these are the money whores these are the money oh i uploaded twice a day but she's sucking three dicks three dicks. She's the money whore. Having seen some of this content and consider myself a subject matter expert, I can tell you that these women enthusiastically consented at the time. Yes.

Well, and then they keep asking him if they're sure, if they're sure, if they're sure 15 years later. Dude, if I see adequate lighting in a porn video. Do you have a favorite light? I need to know that they're in it for the love of the game. I go through waves, actually. Amateurs, they always do the same stuff again and again and again. It's rare you find amateurs who get fucking dirty.

So every so often, I want to see a pro do her thing. Do you have any side genres genres or like like production side production companies let's say because i want to throw out a little shout out to company you like ghetto gaggers okay a whole theme you don't like ghetto gaggers i was trying to see if i was trying to read your face and see if you were making it up or if you were oh not only no no it's real it's it's all too real um and then what's the other one facial abuse i think facial abuse got in a little trouble for for being a little overzealous it's uh it's rough stuff over there they go to work damn there was a lame one that i actually

liked i can't remember the name of it bella or something but it's all here it is this is the premise they take two people who genuinely like each other and they set them up to bone on basically their first date oftentimes these are existing like adult stars who maybe i'm an idiot seemingly harbored a genuine flame for each other like damn we did a scene like 13 months ago and would love to reconnect with that guy or girl and then they make them fuck and i'm like you know i'm kind of this is like wholesome in a slutty way let's see this yeah i i like to believe that the orcs are real watching lord of the rings it helps me like and so whatever

you know i'm not gonna pish posh on it if you can believe that woody i say take it to the bank take it to the spank bank and i want to show you one of these videos i gotta put it in our chat and and see if anyone else falls for this nonsense like i did it's gonna it's gonna have perfect lighting the guy's gonna have yeah yeah they don't pretend that it's anything other than this it's like hey i know jenny likes lewis over here i'm gonna make this you know get them to connect and one of them's like sitting on the bed obviously with a camera and an interviewer saying like tell me about how you had a crush on this guy and then tell me about her and sometimes i'm looking i have fun with it because i like social interactions a ton and uh it'll be like oh she likes him and he wants to fuck this is not

the same thing because his dick's in her mouth. No, no, no, no. This is like before that. Like she seems to have a genuine flame for him. And he is like, yeah, she's hot enough. So I'll put my dick in her. I like the horrible quality like that lady from the early 2000ss that cocksucker heather oh she's heather brooke she's still got a subreddit but she hasn't uploaded in a month see i don't want

to go back to that now because it's gonna be like it'd be like playing a video game i love no she makes new shit she's like 45 and she got these awful titty implants like beach balls and she's still so and she's still sucking the big dick that she was sucking back then it's like her husband um but uh you know that's awesome her she made her titties so big that that you wouldn't want to touch them you know what i mean yeah like that they're alarming my finger on it but she was just like an enthusiastic young woman who was good at this 20 years ago and now she's a professional doing her job i saw her on chatterbait this must have been two or three years ago and uh it just didn't have the same vibe yeah if she's doing it

for money now she doesn't have that that love of the game well i think she was always somewhat monetized but these days it's a whole industry you know there's there's lots of there's lots of it back in the day she would have been a 50 millionaire or some shit she would have been an amaranth who by the way is might be my favorite porn star amaranth is ridiculously hot it's just upsetting to look at her i go to do porn or does she just do like a photo shoot nude stuff it's so close to the edge taylor um so the website i go to is called uh i i searched influencers gone wild and it's just leaked content from all of the twitch and like youtube slutty girls you're getting it for free yeah of course i'm getting it for free i couldn't i mean i'm not above paying

for an only fans i suppose but like if it's free like we'll probably do that are you doing it for free and poor finster's not getting his cash from your views oh i'm sub to finster you gotta stay you gotta like yeah i don't even know about your bros subscribe and then you hide content and then that way i'm so lazy fuck i really gotta make my only fish account and just make slutty fish jokes people are gonna hate it and then you're going to eventually have to make yourself like Heather and you'll be sucking dick in front of a fish tank.

And it'll be like, man, I'm looking at this. Woody doesn't even want to suck that dick anymore. He's in this for all the wrong reasons. He's a full pro. He doesn't. He's not doing it for the love of the game. I like porn where I know that it can't be professional because what they're doing is somewhat illegal.

Like if they're in a car in a public place or they're driving down the road having sex. Or like a real alleyway or theater or something like that. I can tell if it's a set. You can't trick me. I like to know that there's a couple of individuals somewhere actually having sex and there's not a whole crew there. Agreed. Ever see the behind the scenes things like you you you kind of break the fourth wall and there's a cameraman recording the cameraman oh my god i wouldn't like that hilarious because there's lots of techniques that he gets to to get those angles where he's moving and like what there's one of of them, he's eating a crawler or something,

like a donut or something. He couldn't give a shit less. It was like an eclair. It was one of those Boston cream eclairs with the chocolate on top. Yeah, Boston cream eclair, not my donut of choice on a porn set. That's exactly what I'd want.

You'd want a Boston cream? I'm sure it's catered. Someone gets tons of the cream-filled stuff as a joke, and then everybody has to suffer through it. That's exactly what I'd want. You know, crap. Boston cream. I'm sure it's catered. And so like they, someone invite, it gets tons of the cream filled stuff as a joke. And then everybody has to suffer through it every time. I bet that's, I bet that's an oft. Yeah. A joke stopped being funny so long ago.

Carol, give me some crawlers in here. Give me, give me, give me a cake donut. Can you get a fucking protein bar in here? Have you got a cronut? Do you know what a cronut is? I know it from Opie and Anthony back in the day when they hated the cronut guy. So they take a croissant,

a really good croissant, and then they deep fry it, and they glaze it like a donut. It's incredible. It's so fucking good. I watched Tacoma FD last night. Do you guys know that show? Have you seen it at all? Yeah, from the Broken Lizard Squad. I don't know anything about this group of actors and producers who made

super troopers, super troopers to, um, the one on the, the, the island with the murders, those guys are, but I met one of those guys.

And you know something about this that I don't. Anyway, I'm enjoying Tacoma FD and they had a croissant on the show. Like a new guy got hired and he brought them. My gosh. The chief is a fat dude who loves food. And the way he described this croissant is like buttery and salty and flaky yet moist. I was like, holy shit.

Croissants are a prize that I don't think I've been appreciating my whole life. Did you get one? No. No. No. Do you guys ever? I think I've asked appreciating my whole life. Did you get one? No. Oh, no. Do you guys ever? I think I've asked this before. Do you ever watch how it's made YouTube videos about the food that you're eating at the time?

Like if I'm eating chips, like I'll watch a how it's made potato chip edition or like I'll buy summer sausage at the store. Be like, how's this made and just sit there and eat and be like neat well i only do i do the opposite i do that when i can't eat it oh that would be torture i wouldn't like when i'm dieting no i kind of like i don't know it's like watching porn when you can't have sex like it kind of it almost works like you could eat something healthy while you watch red beans and rice get cooked. The parallel breaks down. Watching porn when you can't have sex, you do got to have sex. It's just a three-way with two people missing.

But when you're watching food, it's a three-way with three people missing. Somehow it satiates me. Somehow I'll want food so badly if I'm cutting weight, dieting, whatever. But I'll be watching nothing but Chef John from foodwishes.com on youtube like his whole catalog of him cooking all these and taking notes and diligently like when i can eat i will eat this it's almost like being in prison for food that makes it so much harder or it would for me like it's not like watching porn not having sex it's like watching porn and not jacking off oh i eat an apple just like sitting there watching pornography being like oh no you know who does that you you stroke you stroke a raw carrot while

you watch him cook and it's it's it's the same thing oh okay well i i wouldn't like that i love it because i only food video in a while i i've seen all the og how it's made same thing. Oh, okay. Well, I wouldn't like that. I love it. It's the only food video in a while. I've seen all the OG how it's made, like when they're making whatever tennis rackets to bowling balls. That show's awesome. That was my background jam for like two years until I ran out. And I was like, I know how you make stainless steel. Get out of here.

You know who it was almost, it's adjacent to how it's made, or at least some of them were. Do you remember that old Food Network show, Un show unwrapped that had that very festive music and he would always intro it like turn of the century 1904 and a brand new candy making its appearance at the 1904 world's fair in st louis let's take a look at it i'm like let's indeed let's take a look take me a day on unwrapped flappy taffy and then the music with a quick little montage yeah and they show you the finished product and they show you how it's made and then usually they show you like the original yeah i like all that stuff i hope that guy's not dead confectionary or that's it it's a disgusting

confectionary yeah we don't really need to make i wouldn't watch ones of like candy like i don't want to know how good and plenty is are made. What do you, you must be a saltwater taffy expert. Why do people enjoy it so much? I never did. Um, yeah.

So they, they sold it where I grew up at the beach. It was tough. There's, there's stores dedicated to saltwater taffy. They made it on the boardwalk. You could see that like 60 year old machines, like stretching and pulling it.

But, um, it looks so good. If you were to see the 60-year-old machines stretching and pulling it. But it looks so good. If you were to see the making of it, especially in person and smell it, it might pull you in. But then you get it, and you're like, how disappointing. Oh, I think it's great. You just have to suck on it for a long time to kind of soften it because it's harder. It gets tougher when you suck on it.

You got to keep fucking sucking it, sucking away. Are you doing it wrong? Dude, I remember when I was – You You gotta register to eat that taffy. It's the worst possible thing to eat. I ate a piece when I had braces when I was like 15. And I think I tore off like five brackets on one piece of it.

It was like dangling. The subject was AskReddit and it was like, for those of you who fucked around and found out what'd you learn and one guy is like uh if you stick a nine volt battery on your braces it burns the rubber bands and is a very embarrassing thing to explain to your doctor and uh the the top comment was like doc you were very specific about saltwater taffy, bubblegum, and Jolly Ranchers, and you didn't say anything about batteries.

This is on you. Kind of is. They should have told them not to put batteries. You need to assume your patients are retarded. I remember that was not worth it, that one piece of taffy was like two hours in the dental chair getting lectured.

The opposite of that is at Dollywood, which is Doy parton's theme park in gatlinburg tennessee i think all right that or pigeon forge uh they have this gigantic um like fryer where they're frying like 10 pounds of potato slices like like cut the potatoes up in those in coins and they eat and they're just like like shuffling them back and forth on this giant fryer thing it smells so good and then they bring them out and drizzle them with cheese and they hand them to you in baskets so hot that you can't eat them it was the best i remember that all the time i think about those french fries all the time twice a week i'm back there in fucking pigeon forge i'm not even kidding i think about those fries

once a week for the rest of my life since I was eight years old. There were bald eagles flying over us in that place. Did you get them again? Will that ever be recreated? Live the dream. Never meet your hero. Just make your own fries. Okay, okay. I don't even support dollars.

Her liberal agenda. Giving children books. Do people still have old school braces like Taylor Story? I don't know. I've seen some girls with fake ones because people think they're sexy in some culture. I could get that.

Some cultures. There's fake braces? Red hot chili peppers. They'll just put shit on their teeth that look like braces. Did you see the red hot chili peppers yeah they'll just put shit on their teeth that look like braces and and you know did you see the red hot chili peppers guy is a pedo the lead well you know 14 years old not exactly yeah i read what he wrote or what he said to his writer and it was like hooked up with this girl took her on tour with me found out she was i thought she was 12 dude but if you say 14 that's that's equally bad it's not equally bad that's also bad he's like she told me while we're in another state that she's underage her dad's a

police chief and the whole state of alabama's looking for me or some shit like that and he and i was like okay well now it's where a reasonable adult fixes his huge mistake he goes so i fucked her one more time and took her home. Yeah. Is this like, uh, this is probably not recent. This is a while ago or it's, it is autobiography. And I don't know if people just brought it to light recently or if you said it a while ago, but you're right. I think it happened a while ago.

I don't know. He wrote about his crimes in his autobiography. He did. He did. Was it a crime at the time? 14 year old. I don't think that's legal. I don't think it's legal anywhere in the US.

If it was 16, there's a bunch of states that let that slide. I wonder what the law says when she lies to you and misleads you. She said she was 10. Who am I to know? She said she was 10. I didn't know she couldn't fucking count.

That's on me? Your Honor, let's interview the victim here. She's like, goo goo ga ga. My lawyer's cross-examining the parents like, you didn't teach her how old she was? Your Honor, my client is dyslexic. What?

I thought she was 81. I thought she was 81. Me and my little Benjamin Button princess. She was 21. She was 12. Me and my little Benjamin Button princess. She was 21. She was 12. That's better. So is the Red Hot Chili Peppers guy? Did this book just come out or did nobody

read this book for like eight years and they're like, whoa, some wild shit in here. Steven Tyler is also all the, here's the thing, all those rock stars that we always heard about, oh, yeah, rock stars get so much pussy. And it's like, really? Like, grown women go and throw themselves at rock stars

because they're kind of gross looking and grungy. I think it's mostly children who have been throwing themselves at rock stars our whole lives, and they've been bragging about it to our faces, Taylor. Really? Yes. So what are we going to do about this? It happened?

Well, there's also YouTubers doing the exact same thing. YouTube is like a son. If you make Minecraft content in the last 15 years, 90% sure you're a pedophile. Woody is the exclusion, of course. 10%! You are the 10%, my friend! I see those Reddit articles

all the time. It's like when they realize what their favorite Minecraft YouTuber's up to now. And it's that face that's like, Oh, no! Because they're all pedophiles. Except for Woody.

And White Boy. And Fenster, who are the only three I know. I didn't know there was a pandemic of pedophilia. Except for Woody and White Boy and Fenster, who are the only three I know. I can't speak on seniors. You can't speak on them. You wouldn't deign to do that because you don't know. No. I don't know.

Who's to say? Kyle's just asking questions. I'm just asking questions. He's just begging the question. Just ask a question just ask completely irresponsible i did see that the tucker carlson shit where he was like i'm here in a russian supermarket and i'm buying groceries and it's like dude like you're you're you're kind of just misrepresenting the entirety

of a grocery store in Russia. He's like, it's only 100 American dollars. It's like, okay, now what's the percentage of the average Russian's income? Average Russian income, I learned today, 14 grand. Yeah, not high. That was kind of a silly thing to do. Tucker's like, this is high quality

buckwheat. You can't get buckwheat like this in the US. Not these days. No, sir. Ah, look at this tub of molasses here. Oh, and salted fish. Say no more. Get out of here with that peasant shit from another century. I saw that that grocery store video existed. What did Tucker say?

It was basically like the clip. I didn't watch the whole thing, but the clip was like him trying to act like, oh, look at how affordable all these Russian groceries are. And it's like, these groceries in America would be $450, and here in Russia, they're only $100. And it's like, yes, do you understand how currency exchange rates work? That's what this is right now. currency exchange rates were like that's that's what this is right now that you're like it's a we as americans spend less of a percentage of our money on income even in tough time than the russians do he should went to the money exchanging place outside the airport and it's like i'm gonna give him five hundred dollars watch how many rubles he gives me back you'll blow your mind

like now i am a rich man like what is what is 80 000 rubles he's walking back. You'll blow your mind. Now I am a rich man. With his 80,000 rubles he's walking away. I am the richest man in Russia now. Billions of rubles. Tucker can be a bit of a propagandist, huh? My goodness. Mainstream journalist. I didn't mind anything like that. Like I said last week,

I didn't mind that he did interview Vladimir Putin. I haven't watched the interview. I did watch the parody interview that used Lord of the Rings. And that one was much better. But I didn't mind the interview to him. I did a chino on the interview. This is what I do when I hear like,

oh, there's a two hour long interview. It's boring. It's this and that. I'm like, give me the fucking transcript. So I went to like the Russian, there's a Moscow website long interview it's boring it's this and that i'm like give me the fucking transcript so i went to like the russian like there's a moscow website that had the transcript and i could read the interview in like 15 minutes instead of watching it for two hours and uh it was i think if you're putin it was a missed opportunity it was a missed opportunity. It was a attention span test to listen to him. Go back. I think 864,

the year 864 is where his history started, where he was justifying that this land belonged to Russia some 1200 years ago. And therefore Russia was justified in invading Ukraine. And if you're like, if you're me and you're an american and history started what like 200 years ago it's like yeah it's like this what are you doing this doesn't carry any water with me at all but yeah i i thought more on the lines i saw people on reddit poking fun like i'm mongolian do i have a map for you mr putin yeah it's and it's the whole

thing is the whole thing is, the whole thing is silly. The fact that he tried to justify it in that manner, rather than saying, these people speak Russian. They, they, they walk Russian. They talk Russian. They are Russian. If Mr. Mr. Mr. Carlson, if it walk like duck, if it talk like duck, it is duck. Like he breaks into English for that part or something like that.

These are Russian people that we are liberating. Look at them. They are Russian. Talk to them. Speak to them in Ukrainian, the language of Russian people that we are liberating. Look at them. They are Russian. Talk to them. Speak to them in Ukrainian. The language of the country that's supposedly liberating. They'll look at you like you were a fool because they don't speak the language. There aren't any reliable polls

during the war, but prior to the war, some of the areas that he now occupies were pro-Russian. Yeah. Now, they maybe... I don't know what's true. You never know what's true, but if they really did steal 20,000 of their kids and kill their husbands and sons and maybe russia's not as popular anymore but before the war that would be an effective argument these guys want to be russian on uh like the donbass and luhansk region donbass i was thinking i think right yeah they're the ones

who like voted in their referendum to be like we want to be russians pre-war but yes we're on the same page yeah maybe post-war they don't love russia post-war i don't know i don't i would imagine they probably as a whole haven't changed and they still want to be russian but did you see a putin kind of clown on tucker with that clip where it was great putin's like uh tucker asked something about the cia or and putin's like yes and that happened with the backing of your cia of course an organization that you wanted to join is my understanding they're a very serious organization probably for the best they didn't allow you in like he shit on tucker right there and like the clips i saw was basically tucker almost panicking because

he's like used to doing a show that has to be like a point point point like hyper truncated for an audience and putin is basically like no no we're we're taught this is a we're having a long conversation you're not going to get a bunch of little clips out of this the way you'd want for an interview on your Fox show. And I thought that was... At the very start of it, Putin kind of set it up. He's like, what are we doing here? Are we doing a bullshit conversation or a long

serious conversation? And Tucker, of course, chose the serious conversation. And then that gave Putin license to tell his history. He even asked for a bit of time to pontificate and tucker gave it to him he asked for like a minute or two to like yeah if you give me a minute so i can you know go on a little fucking rant here and explain this to you yeah sure go ahead did you get a feeling watching putin that he's a much more competent

leader than what we're bandying about right now between like trump and biden i don't know so i did watch it a little i mostly read it and i'm like i can't tell because it's not in my language like there's so much nuance that i'm missing if biden or trump went off on history dating back to 800 something trying to justify the invasion of iraq i'd be like this guy's fucking lost it he's not on the same planet as me anymore we do it all the time woody we're always talking about founding fathers this and this amendment that and like this is our they would they did it in the 1700s i get that there's a slight time difference but what i was impressed with was that he was no one is saying

no that's not what history was like okay all that history you laid out for three minutes was perfectly accurate it's just not relevant you know what i mean like when our guys go on a rant it's like all right none of that happened bro where is it relevant like at least it seems like putin went on a a bit of a uh rant it was all accurate as far as you know the dates and the countries who i haven't heard anyone correct his history yeah no one's saying i'm not going to be that guy he seems unbelievably into russian history if you were to go by that interview it's like what do you think about uh was it was it trying to get you were worried about the nato bases in ukraine correct being so close to the border and he's like tucker to address this we must first discuss otto the great in the year 611 and the ramifications of

his long-standing empire and it's like hmm i'm gonna take it on your word out of the great as a person like we are the same person i call him out of the great i call him out of the great dude if you if you try if you were like imagine if you like put a mic in front of like We are the same person. I call him out of the good. I call him out of the great. I call him out of the great. Dude, if you were like, imagine if you put a mic in front of Trump and Biden, and they're like, go through all of American history. Tell us your favorite presidents. Trump would be like, there's so many. There's so many good ones, so many great ones.

I won't even actually limit it. I'm going to have to limit it to the fantastic ones, because if I talk about the good ones, I'm going to be here all day. And he's going to have to. They asked him what his favorite Bible verse talk about the good ones, I'm going to be here all day. And he's going to have to... They asked him what his favorite Bible verse was. He's like, there's so many good ones. I like all of them. I can't possibly narrow it down.

New Testament, Old Testament, it's all wonderful to me. I don't think they should rip on it. They call it the Old Testament. I say, my God, it's not that old, is it? It's the New Testament. New Testament. Yeah, that would be It's the New Testament. New Testament. Yeah, that would be funny. I Googled a little trivia battle.

Presidential election odds. And for the first time, it was like Trump 55% and Biden 35%. And Nikki Haley somehow was in third, which didn't make sense to me. You didn't get your 100 buckaroos. Who would you put in third? Okay, so that depends on how you bring the question if we're talking about if we're talking about who's most likely to be sitting in that chair on the on this day next year if that is the question and i don't have to talk about who's electing who and at what point i know it's trump and then right after that

it's probably it's by it's biden after that it's it's third that's hard obviously yeah yeah i i think it might be vivek ramaswamy if i were betting my third most likely to be sitting in the chair because i can envision a scenario where trump and vivek are elected and then trump dies like i feel like that's the third most likely outcome to or that or because i don't know who who runs if biden dies that's my problem like i i think it's vivek if trump dies because he's he's going to be vp he's going to be sitting in that chair michelle doesn't want any part of that the right right will tear her apart. Come get it, Michelle. It's going to be a rainy day for you, my friend. Wait till the memes come out.

Every so often, they try to pull Obama into something political. Obviously not president. He's run. He's been he's done two terms and he's like, Michelle would kill me if I was and then name any political senator, House of Rep, whatever. He should be a diplomat.

He should be like the ambassador to such and such he should be somewhere i don't want a huge a huge step down like that you want him turning light bulbs like no you don't statesman serve your country you're retired now you remember starship troopers when that when the sarge wanted to go and fight the bugs and they said only way you're getting on the battlefield is if you bust yourself back down to private, mister. And he said, well, do it. And he caught the Bug King, the Brain Bug. It was Zim. He's the one who went in there and got it.

Checkmate, Taylor. Obama should restart like he's prestiging. Yes, he should prestige. Junior Senator Obama. I'm unbelievably bored. Start at the beginning, man. You don't know what prestige is. I'd like to talk to you about Joe Biden.

First presidency. Hand you the literature. Like, oh, damn. How did Obama get that awesome sigil next to his presidential logo? I was like, that's the second prestige logo. That is only available to those of us who have achieved the top and decided out of boredom. We got to do it again. Yeah, that would be funny.

But yeah, you don't want to go from being a two term president back to any job in politics. It's such a step down. Taylor, hypothetically, you're a hockey player and you are very good, right? You're one of the best in the NHL, but now you're, what are you? 33,

32. Yeah. 32. Okay. Now you're 32. You are not the best in the NHL anymore. For some reason you aged early in this scenario. Is it okay to keep playing hockey while being the fourth best guy on your

team while being the ninth best guy on your team while being the ninth best guy on your team. Yeah, it is. But like get out on top. I, in the world of politics, I do think so. Yeah.

Like if you really cap out like Obama did with two big presidential, like he got, he won the presidency twice, eight years as president, like going, that's as good as you can do. That's the MVP. That's the cons. That's the Stanley Cup, Conn Smythe trophy

all in one. There's no reason to go back to being a governor? Being a senator? No bueno. You go out on top. You stay out on top. You're going to let your title change

from President Obama to Senator? Just for fun, is it okay to be the you stay out on top you're gonna you're gonna let your title change from president obama to senator governor or senator just for fun is it okay to be the sixth best hockey player in your team when you used to be the best or should you retire no i think i think it depends on the the team situation like if if you're still able to contribute then you should keep playing i've thought about this a lot i think you can keep playing hockey until there's someone better than you right so like if i'm not taking the place of someone who deserves it more just because i'm a big name because i was good seven years ago then i can that i belong on that team me leaving would just have them backfill me with someone not

as good as long as i'm better than someone who would be on this team then i'm allowed on it and i i agree with you like that's what like jogger was a huge name and he played as long as he could and then when he thought like oh i can no longer play at a high level he ditched off back to to central europe and played their fucking models if you want to go to the ehl with your 47 year old ass and still contribute go for it bro yeah yeah and that's different like he he can do that but if yarmir yager were president of the united states and then he started playing hockey in czechoslovakia i'd be like what the fuck yarmir like what were you doing i would like that he should be president and get another girl to blackmail him.

I bet it's happened. I bet it's happened since then that someone's tried to get him again because it's almost sad. He has made... He played in the NHL, Kyle, for 25 years and he makes broken English

Instagram posts. 25 years. Yomir Jagr. And he would say stuff like when he retired, he's like, I don't know what, you know, very thankful for great career and very much look forward to next chapter. I will play hockey as long as I can in this league because for me, you know, I have no children, no wife, no family. And without hockey, it's like, what is life me you know i have no children no wife no family and without hockey it's like what do you what is life you know and so i'm like oh yarmir this is really sad

so he's doing good that hits hard yeah i don't feel like we can talk sports without talking about your wonderful kansas city chiefs bringing home another Super Bowl. Patrick Mahomes speed running Brady's career quickly on the path to becoming the goat of goats if he can just keep this pace. Representing the greats. And then, you know, with all that wonderful stuff going on in the shadow

of that, and you had a mass shooting at the fucking Super Bowl parade. Kids just jettled their inner Philly. Holy fucking shit. What a scummy group of people. See, now it's fucking Kansas. Bullshit state.

Some asshole shot 10 fucking people during the parade and killed some popular local female radio DJ who clearly had nothing to do with it. Luckily, some, uh, some chiefs fans show that they can tackle better than Niners. Took that guy out, laid on, laid on top of him, disarmed him and everything. Probably threw him a little bit of an ass whooping. I always enjoy that when you, when they clearly throw him a bit of an ass whooping

on the scene. He deserved more than that. Uh, what was his name? Ramirez, the night stalker. I think they threw him a little bit of an ass whooping when they caught him because like they had been hunting this guy forever. Is he the country's player? I'm crazy. No, he's the serial killer from California. He's called the Night Stalker. His mugshot's in the photo. His picture is in the paper. Here's what the Night Stalker looks like. His name is Richard Ramirez. I think that's his name. He's what the Night Stalker looks like. His name is Richard Ramirez.

I think that's his name. He's walking free on the streets like, oh no, it's like that thing in the movies where you see yourself on the TV like we're looking for this guy. That happened for real, but it was newspaper and TV back in the day. The city was so gripped with the terror of this guy. It wasn't like today where it's

on in the background. Everybody was like, that's what he looks like, huh and they start looking and immediately they spot this guy and start whooping his ass chasing him through the streets like they beat the shit out of him before the cops got there good i'm so worthless at this task i'd make a horrible policeman tacoma fd new character walks in like the apparatus room that's where the fire trucks are stored and i'm like honey do we know this person? Is this a new character or is this like the commissioner that we met three episodes ago? I don't know.

Always forget a face. That's what I say. We need to keep you away from detective work. And microwaves. You need a plate in your head or something. If this keeps up i'm gonna be president you can do it i'll vote for you fuck it i'll mail in 10 yeah that that was uh that was pretty awful but i i sent you guys the video of that police shooting

and and if you haven't seen it let me let let me lay out the beginning of it because nobody's seen the beginning of it. I mean, people have, but what everybody has seen is the middle of it. So basically, female cop, male cop, arresting some guy for some such and such. Not a big deal. Taking him from his house or his girlfriend's house. None of that really is relevant.

But he's in the back of the police SUV. The bad guy, we'll call him. But not a bad, bad guy. Yeah, he's in the back of the police suv the bad guy we'll call him but not a bad bad guy yeah he's he's good he's going to jail he stole something he he did something wrong whatever female cop is still talking to witnesses friends family whatever over by the house male cop walks past the car and you know he's milling around back there an acorn falls from a tree onto a nearby vehicle and go you've heard we've all heard it donk yeah and so the cop the cop literally starts running and gunning like it's the end of a Call of Duty fucking campaign.

He's screaming. By the way, he's dumping his magazine into the car. And he's screaming for his partner to do the same. And he's like, I'm hit! He's crawling now. He's got fake gunshot wounds himself. He's crawling. Like he's doing that thing where you've got your pistol but you and you're using it to like crawl along the ground and he's just dumped all of his bullets

into it and he's begun to reload he's trying to get away and lady cop to her credit didn't do anything wrong because if my partner screams i'm hit and i say where's it coming from as he lights up our car and he says in the car i'm fucking I'm giving that car all I got. Because Bob said so. Bob's on the ground since he shot. He's crawling in the street, by the way. Like, oh, he shot. I thought he was paralyzed. I was like, oh, what happened to Bob?

No, but meanwhile, this guy who probably didn't pay some child support or, like, stole some spray paint or some shit is in the back of the car. Bullets coming from both sides. Must have been 40 fucking rounds through that car because asshole back here's reloading you're gonna give him some more i don't know at what point they realized that no one had shot at them like new cops come and they're like what's going on and the guy's like we're all just putting our bullets in this car yeah we're all trying to find the guy who did this.

This cop, it would have been less embarrassing if he'd shit himself on stage shaking the president's hand. This, he is being... You know what happened to the victim? Everybody who makes videos is making a video about the humiliating Florida cop who got scared of a squirrel

and like blew away a cruiser. It's embarrassing. He's done done i would hope and he needs to be done you have a trigger finger he doesn't have the temperament for that at all oh my god no that's jesse hernandez by the way hernandez i think is the um patriots guy i was thinking of not positive oh yeah aaron hernandez was the patriot yeah oh yeah aaron hernandez i don't know i think he's dead cow Cowboys, too. Well, yeah, he killed himself. Oh, every bullet missed from both the guy and the girl.

The person in the car wasn't hit a single time. The cops can't fucking shoot. What percent would you say can shoot well? Oh, I don't know. Sometimes when I'm watching those videos, I can tell right away by how they hold the gun when they're shooting it because some of them limp wrist it. And that means that the pistol is able to really rock back and do stuff on its own.

But that means that if you can imagine, you know, you've got the slide on top and you got the grip on the bottom. The way a semi-auto works is they move into sort of independent of each other. The slide has to move while the grip stays stationary. has to move while the grip stays stationary so if you allow the grip to move with the slide it might not cycle now because you're not holding that grip stationary so that the the slide can come back and do its thing so so they'll limp wrist it in a way and the gun will be moving around and the gun will jam but then i'll see a cop pull his shit out it'll be clean like it won't be just a glock it'll have some shit on it maybe he'll have like a sig with a red dot and i'm like oh okay he'll be holding it a certain

way and just like, all right, this guy can shoot, but then I'll see people just spamming, just shooting everything in front of them. Can't reload. I've seen two police. They had rifles, not pistols. I think you've seen the same videos, Kyle. Like one of them was like, he goes to his car, he goes to the back,

he gets out his rifle. It's AR 15 or M16. I can't tell. And like, I think on the way there, he has to his car he goes to the back he gets out his rifle it's ar-15 or m6 yeah i can't tell and uh like i think on the way there he has to bystander like this way and they're like yep they're over there and then the bad guy is just outside like the doorway this is a pk hangout we watched it the last one and i was the only fool who was like wasn't so sure that that was the bad guy that i'd be ready to pull the trigger. Everyone else in the hangout was like, obviously that's him. But yeah, the guy came and he shot from a distance

too. I might call it 75 yards. Every bullet hit its target. Sometimes they're good. Yeah, I've seen a few like that where a cop pulls out his service rifle and shoots a bad guy at like 100 meters and it hits. And he goes, subject down. I'm like,

oh, that's our guy. That's Officer fucking Badass. Oh, Officer Badass. So there was the Uvalde shooting and then right afterwards there was another school shooting where the cop just like passed everyone. He was the glory guy. He's like, where

are they? The trans shooter who had the Stub 2000, the Kel-Tec. The trans shooter. Yeah, he was a trans guy. Yeah, yeah. What did the cop have? is the glory guy he's like where are they who had the sub 2000 the kel-tec the trans shoot yeah he was a trans guy yeah yeah what did the cop have oh no i think he was he was a trans man i don't know the cop had an ar but the the shooter had a kel-tec sub 2000 it's that piece of shit i was trying to shoot um sodas with when i was pepper sprayed it's a folding gun i don't know what this was but it comes in maybe nine and 40. You said those were kind of shit, right? I mean... Maybe they're neat for what they are. I don't know.

Yeah, I mean, you could break it over your knee if you wanted, if that's the definition of shit. You know, it's a folding gun. That's the interesting thing. Like, it folds in half, and then it's just so small and compact that you could really sneak it into a school. You know? that you could really sneak it into a school. It seems like that person, she put it to the test. Me personally, I just like to throw it in my toolbox

because you got a little 9mm rifle you can pull out if you want. It's non-scrape, but that person clearly wanted to murder children with it. Yes. Oh, and then there was the Joel Osteen church shooting, of course. I saw people say that that was a trans shooter, and then they went back on that and said it wasn't, but it was definitely a pro-Palestinian shooter because they had Free Palestine written on the rifle.

Sunday, they went into Joel Osteen's church of 40,000 attendees and opened fire, and a local a um an alcohol agent of the state were packing heat and they killed the um person oh my god the pro-palestinian person persuaded anybody with the mass shooting no nobody no one no one jumped on his team huh you're gonna barge into a 40,000 person mega church with a gun like you that is a swap meet like what the NRA convention was too far away there's what are you

yeah how many people are packing in like an evangelical church it seems like I think he killed a woman I don't it's hard to keep everything straight it's just a crowd to dump into I mean yeah i don't know how or the church thing i'm sorry kyle it could be a hockey game a sports event like anything a crowd like that just seems like a place to rack up a body count like the vegas vegas where like

the majority of people who died i think it wasn't even shooting it was like trampling right where people stampeded and that was part i've part of it. I've heard that. I don't know. Drove up the death count. I think so. Interesting we never learned anything else about that at all. Dude. You're obsessed with that one.

I don't care. It's the largest one of all time. We didn't learn. How many was it? It was in the 50s. It was way bigger than any other of our match shootings. That's just your pro-Palestinian roots flaring up again taylor aren't you aware of what happened in israel on october 7th that was the largest match shooting

of all time don't you dare don't you dare you anti-semite yeah yeah that definitely wasn't the largest shooting of all time it absolutely wasn't the at october 7th i mean you could like the concert at the concert specifically at the concert oh oh i was gonna say because i'm having a hard time like it's apples to apples here you got a concert in vegas you got a concert in israel although the biggest mass shooting of all time is the invasion of normandy maybe yeah it was the where we're not talking about mass shootings on enemy armies are we i don't know like i mean what was the bada clan france one specifically like if we're defining it as the biggest mass shooting ever we're talking specifically about

the concert shoot um that was going on and the other side would probably tell you that a lot of those people were shot by israeli troops in the crossfire which i hear a lot about but i you know never really saw any proof either way no idea i know they're not going to tell you of course you can research and find out and still not know what's true which is where i find myself a lot i just trust our leaders that's smart yeah they've never lied that's why they're in charge man they can't get that high in politics if you're a liar it scares me it scares me so much when they all you see you think think some bought and sold guys with no scruples who hate you are in charge? You're crazy.

I don't know a better system, though. You don't want to leave it up to the popular vote. You know you don't. I don't know a better system, but here's something I know of. It's been burning in my head recently. Monarchy. A long time ago when I was in school. I took management courses because business

major, one of my majors. And he said that you will get what you incentivize. It's as simple as that. And if you, if I tell you guys, look, teamwork, teamwork, teamwork, we are all about teamwork in this organization, help each other rising tide rises all boats, but I'm going to bonus the top seller. Well, I've given lip service to teamwork but i've bonused sabotaging the other guy i've bonused like holding him down not sharing information tips and techniques that work i've bonused making you guys enemies because the top guy gets the cash and the second guy gets the steak knives but i've given lip service to whatever teamwork or something back to politics.

These guys don't have an incentive structure to make America better. They have an incentive structure to spend money, bring money back to their districts, lower taxes, run the country into debt, lie, keep secrets, et cetera. Like they are doing all the things they should do based on the incentive structure that's there for our politicians. No one gets any love for, I don't know, letting the highways rot and paying off the debt, for example. So no one does that. Yeah. They're going to serve their biggest donors. I don't know how to change the incentive structure. God, I'd love to see the crown we'd have.

You've got to get rid of a lot of money in politics, but you can't really do that because everybody who's in charge is taking money. Do you think he'd have a scepter? Like the King of America, he'd definitely have a crown. Would he have a scepter? No, I think we would find that to be gauche, and it would be like, oh, we're kind of like copying England. We'd need our own look.

So leave him in the suit, but just add a robe, like a fur and velvet robe like it's red velvet and the edges are some sort of exotic american animal oh no no a russian animal you had me at fur i like fur because then it's kind of like we it's like a russian national ant what's the russian version of a bald eagle Something they revere and wouldn't want us to make part of our costume. Probably some fucking giant buzzard. I don't know. These most regal Russian buzzards.

I'm picturing a big furry red royal cape. Something Santa Claus might also wear. And matching boots. Boots with fur. Yes. And then we could actually have politicians who are not that insecure about their height. So we We throw some big boots on. I want those shoulder pads that are really over embellished and have the tassels. I want to I want a president who wears a ton of rings. style my seventh grade dance and i was fucking fly man you want you know that v that i don't really have because i have that big waist in seventh grade i did bitch in seventh grade i

had the padded shoulder pads and i was rocking it and i get to relive that now when i don my motorcycle protective gear like there's not oh yeah you're like a football player like robocop that's what when i saw kanye rocking that look did you see him when he's wearing the football pads under his clothes and and uh yeah he had football shoulder pads but then just regular clothes everywhere else and it made him look like a superhero it's like oh my god that i know he's being ridiculous and the problem is he's the only one wearing them but if they're he was in a crowd of men wearing him he's like damn that's a good look everybody's looking so fucking big these days that's a big man i like your pads are done i like even the ladies have them and i wore shoulder pads

i bought some i felt tough i bought some middle school football pads the other day because because i don't want the adult ones i just wanted to hang to hang a little bit. Like the Klingon armor from TSG. That! That's the look! Oh, shit. He almost pulls it off. You have to believe that that's him. In shoulder pads and he's not wearing shoes? What he's wearing is so ridiculous

that you didn't notice that his girl's being eaten by a pitcher plant. No, I instantly looked at her and thought, you can't suck dick and wear that. What good are you the funny thing about what she's wearing is that is just super sheer and there's nothing on underneath she's covering her pussy right now for the cameras she needs a try it on youtube channel oh i love his wife so much i was listening to his i was listening to his new album today vultures or something like that uh it's you know i i don't have my opinion of music means nothing but i'm

enjoying it very much and and he's making you know he references jews and they try to really a little yeah that's pretty funny yeah in a way that is it like as hard as he went in his viral clips no trying to well obviously i haven't listened to the entire album. I've only listened to maybe two or three songs, but he said something about they didn't believe the truth when I spoke it or something, or all I did was just tell the truth or something along those lines or something

about the Jews and you. No, he didn't say that. It's something like that. I love Kanye. I like his whole bit right now. Um, with the, with the,

the jaws teeth. I saw a clip today. I'm getting recommended Kanye shit. I don't know how old it is, but he went to like either a prison or a big jail and performed with his choir. And the top comment was like, that double murder was totally worth it. This concert is banging.

Cause there is no distance between kanye and the prisoners like don't even think you've probably seen um the the fulsome city um when um johnny cash johnny cash went and sang um for the prisoners he's up on a stage a little separation kanye is touching them he's just standing in front of them and they're in their jumpsuits four feet away and he's dancing and rapping with his entire Yeezy crowd. Yeezy choir. And the prisoners,

most of the prisoners like it, but there's some brown prisoners who look like, they're just like, I want to go back to my cell. They're not feeling it all. But he went and shook hands with all of these prisoners. You gotta be more Mexican than that. Mixing songs than that right and they told me that fucking santana was coming every time i switch to a mech i know y'all probably don't even listen to terrestrial radio anymore but i do um every time i'm just scanning through and i get uh like

the mexican channel i'm like man they just got that one song, huh? I know. Dude, Mexican music is like Mexican food. It's like four chords. Just organize it into different. It's like two singers. Man, another song. Three rhythms. They love this hook. They can't get enough of this.

I went to Puerto Rico for winter training camp when I was a swimmer. And all the storefronts played this song. And it all seemed like the same song to us. And yeah, we were joking. Like, 25 years to do top of the charts. I can hear that, though, because with every music, like, have you ever listened to

Pavarotti? The Italian opera singer? singer yeah the Ave Maria guy great singer but you listen to a couple songs and you're like all right this guy sounds pretty similar in a lot of these so for me voice though he has a great voice he had a great voice R.I.P. or he might not be dead he's dead thank you he's dead okay R.I.P. yeah he wasn't luckily. Wasn't he one of the three tenors or something from Seinfeld? Seinfeld, yes. All right, that's an introduction. Wait, so the three tenors isn't a Seinfeld thing.

Well, it wasn't. No, that's how I'm familiar with it. It's like I didn't know about it. But it's a Seinfeld reference because Elaine was dating the third tenor, not Pavarotti, not whoever the other guy is. Luciano, but the other guy. Yeah. The other guy. Yeah. The other one.

The whole conductor, like a baton or whatever it's called, had a whole riff on it. Don't even know. Yeah, it's a good episode. Oh, I don't know. I don't give a shit. I like Pavarotti, though. Just that one song.

To say I like him is probably overstating it. But I listen to that one song occasionally. It's really beautiful. It is really good. There are songs like that that you just randomly get a hair in your ass to be like, I haven't heard that in a long time. I want to listen to Ave Maria from Pavarotti or I'm going to listen

to that big morbidly obese Hawaiian guy stand in a pool and heavy breathe and sing. I'm going through a kick of that right now, but the song is I think it's just called Brandy by Lighthouse maybe. You guys know this song, right? I will in a moment. kick of that right now but the song is um i think it's just called brandy by lighthouse maybe do you guys know this song right i will in a moment yeah yeah i i can't sing i'm so bad it's embarrassing

for all the stuff i've done on youtube i don't want to try are you talking about looking glass by brand brand looking girl i love that song yeah i, you're a fine girl. What a good wife you will be. Thank you. But my life, my love, and my lady is the sea. So I listened to that, and then I listened to a live version, and then I just started finding covers to vary it up. I listened to it like eight times in a row, and my wife thinks I'm weird, but I get in these kicks where I just deep dive into the song.

No, this is a great song. This is a good vibe song. I like this. Okay. Yeah, it this is a great song. This is a good vibe song. I like this. Okay. Yeah, it's about a sailor. Brandy loves this sailor. And he's very honest with her. He never lies.

He's like, you know, you'd make a great wife. But you're barking up the wrong tree. My true love is the sea. My life, my love, and my lady is the sea. Yeah, it's a great song. I genuinely, that's in my workout mix. I was looking at other people's workout mixes. This was a couple years ago.

Landmark, he's got one. Everybody's always asking about it for his Spotify or whatever, where the Landmark workout shit is. I tried it one night, and I was like, oh, God, why is he so mad at the world this is such angry heavy hard music like and i think at the time i said something like i'm i'm hard enough i want some slow jams i want something like i want some i want some 70s and 80s i like the um guardians of the galaxy soundtrack i listen to that when I work out. I listen to lots of light stuff.

I saw some, you know, Sam, what's his name, Sam Suliak or whatever, the influencer YouTuber who's enormous right now. He's everywhere. Oh, never mind then. I love the guy, sorry. Somebody noticed that they could see his phone while he's working out.

This guy's gigantic. Find me a picture of him, Zach. Woody will recognize him. Sam, I think it's Suliak, but they could see his phone. They see he was listening to like girly pop music and while he's doing like these gigantic lifts and stuff he's a colossal human being yeah i like girly pop music but what i really like and girly pop music falls into this is a mood lifter i want the musical equivalent of ecstasy right something that just sort of pump

oh you're right kyle I do instantly know this guy. That's Sam Sulek. That's what it is. That's what it's got. Full size nipples. Leave his nipples alone. That man's all mad. By the way, I would love to have as much as I want.

You can't stop me. I would love to have Sam as a guest. He's super popular. I saw him in like Ronnie Coleman did a workout maybe or something like that. His content is super wholesome. It's interesting. There's lots of memes about him being afraid of girls and stuff like that. He has a fun community around him. It's neat.

He's a giant. He's just so fucking mass monster. I think he tried to compete as a bodybuilder recently. I don't know how he did. I don't know. He's. Oh, I don't know. He's wasting his time. You just keep on competing against YouTubers because you're the swolest, most popular one there is. Yeah.

And I don't know. I can't tell the difference sometimes. If it's the full-size bodybuilders, the mass monsters, I forget what that division is called. But those guys are all so big sometimes if there's eight of them i can tell the difference between the first and the eighth guy you know what the little usually the body fat's a little lower the muscles are a little bigger but if you ask me to stack rank them i'm terrible and i get even worse when you get down to like the attractive guys like classic physique yeah they're all the same to me.

Yeah, it's incredible what they do, honestly. But I think I was watching some bodybuilder was speaking on bodybuilding and he was like, this guy, he was never going to be a winner. He knew he was now going to be a top five guy. But just to get on that stage, he pumped so much shit into his ass. He did so much to his heart. And they told him, you're going to die. This is going to kill you if you don't stop. All he cared about was being 10th.

Being 10th, being on the stage with them meant everything. He died two weeks later. It's like, holy shit. Is this a true story? Yeah. Do you know the year? No, I don't know the year. But to me, it's like, I get having your passions.

And I get that yours could be obscure but i don't know how you get into male bodybuilding as like coming from you like as a you're closer than most yeah yeah yeah but but like i don't give a shit about getting on a stage with a bunch of dudes and wearing that little bikini and fucking like are you more ripped or my words are your delts better than mine like i don't give a fuck about that I'm trying to get pussy man I'm trying to look huge standing in line at the bank that's what I'm trying to do I want to intimidate

the sit go clerk and go home I'm not looking for anything or anything like that I want to be barreling through the snack aisle and the idea of pushing your body to the limit like that as well like more than they will for example like like oh he's get up at 5 30 i'll get up at 5 a.m he's he's using a thousand milligrams i'll use

1500 milligrams he's he's pushing this much hgh i'll bubble i'll turn into a ninja turtle i don't fucking care you know like that's the kind of world terrible risk profile on that guy like because like at the end of the day... Master Splinter. You got all sorts of interdimensional... Kyle, if you went extra hard with it and, like, juiced yourself up when you were doing your thing and you went from, like, where you were to, like, a mass monster

and then you, like, sent us, like, a picture of you competing in one of those, I'd be supportive because you're my friend. But in my heart, I'd be like because you're my friend but in my heart i'd be like this is really gay like this i swear to god i knew you were gonna say that i i whatever you said i was gonna be like i think i was gay yeah i would be like and i'd be totally fine with kyle being gay but i'd be like i'm almost positive kyle's gay i was at shot show and there was this youtuber who was who wanted me to to take pictures with him and stuff.

And he was being pathetic about it, but I didn't want to be mean about it. And he pulled out these pictures on the phone of him in his underwear and showed me him working out. And he did it trying to intimidate me or something. His friends were like, look, check him out. Check him out. What do you think? And I wanted to say, I think y'all are all bragging about your big boyfriend's underwear photos to someone who's more popular than any of you and it's pathetic

but here here's your photograph um anyway i i still kind of feel the same way um about you know i love arnold schwarzenegger but hey that's kind of a gay sport. Incredibly gay. When we're oiling each other up. I don't know. There's not even a feat of strength during the show. They would not be at their strongest. They're kind of leaned out. I feel the same way about wrestling

if I'm being honest though. I'm probably too judgmental about that. As an MMA fan, I'm surprised. I was going to go. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is pretty gay. I think a lot of those guys are gay. honest though i'm probably i'm probably too judgmental about that as an mma fan i'm surprised i was gonna go brazilian jiu-jitsu is pretty gay i think a lot of those guys are gay i think i think i think like 50 i think 75 of mma fighters are at least bisexual yeah and almost half to know what i think with other men bleeding and spitting on i've been i don't mean to present myself like some sort of mma fighter but like I've been adjacent to that community,

you know, like I know a bunch of guys and I trained for a bit. I think it's really common in this for their love language to be physical touch. I think that like you think it means sex, right? Cause it kind of does. And then the context of a love language,

but like when your son's love language is physical touch, he wants to wrestle dad all the time. And it's not the least bit sexual. That's just how he likes to spend time with each other. Maybe in high school, you knew guys or you were one of those guys where you wrestled with your buddies or whatever. And it was just more physical than some other friend group who maybe does never even whatever it touches. And in the MMA world, they're physical touchers. I'm just sure of it.

Do you read that love languages were recently debunked as pseudoscience wait that's been well understood for a while right that was just a dude who wrote a book about what his perception of how to have a successful relationship was right like you need to identify what your partner finds valuable in a relationship it's not like that was like a categorical study driven thing. Even though it's debunked, I'm trying to figure out if I have a personality flaw in this, right? Because I just learned something wasn't true, but it's still true to me. No, no, it's not that it's untrue.

Like that, if your ability to connect with someone is physically touch based, then that's real. That's a real desire you have. It's just, it's not like this guy ran a million studies with a bunch of participants and was like, we've narrowed down love languages to these six things. And these are the silos in which your affection can be compartmentalized. Yeah. And love languages can change. But the idea always kind of worked for me. Like it always meant something for me.

And I feel like I got a lot from that book. I recently learned, I didn't learn them because I couldn't list them. But I read about the apology languages. Have you guys ever heard of this? I apologize. All right. So let's say someone wrongs you and they say, I'm sorry. Some people, that's all they need.

That's kind of how I'm wired. You say you're sorry. All I wanted to know is like an expression of regret. And I'm happy. I'm sorry. Some people, that's all they need. That's kind of how I'm wired. You say you're sorry. All I wanted to know is like an expression of regret and I'm happy. I'm good. Other people, they're like, that doesn't mean jack shit. I don't have any promises that this isn't going to happen again. Whatever damages I may have had, whether they be hurt feelings or property or whatever that hasn't been addressed. I don't want to know you're sorry. I don't give a fuck that you're sorry. I want to know what you're going to do about it. Other people might be that way. I have the five types in front of me.

Expressing regret. Accepting responsibility. Making restitution. Genuinely repenting. And requesting forgiveness. Restitution and accepting responsibility. Are the only two that matter. To me.

In that order. um you can because you can fuck my shit up and you can literally say my bad and put 500 in my hand and we'll move along but it it because you've you've fixed it as far as i'm concerned when my friends and i would borrow our things there was this sort of programmed in thing that like you know if you fuck this up you owe me 1200 right like you scratch that lens that's it that's it you know that right yes i know that cool we're good take it you know like but i'm different yeah obviously i'm not rainfly rainfly comes to mind right like dude that rainfly it was never about the cost of the rain fly. Of course not. Spoiler, everyone. I can buy a new rain fly.

It's cool. What bothered me was I felt disrespected. And if there was a genuine regret, like, oh, I didn't know. That's what I needed. And that's still the sort of thing that if you scratch my car, low-key, whatever. How did you scratch it, though? Did you scratch it jumping for a football, or did you go, I thought your truck was nicer than this?

Oh, well, that's very different. It would be hard for me to buy into the regret. That's the spectrum. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, Taylor, let me run the list by you. Yeah. Perfect memory. Expressing regret, accepting responsibility, making restitution, genuinely repenting, requesting forgiveness.

Could you pick one that would make you feel better? I think expressing regret and genuine repentance would be ones that meant a lot to me where it would be like because if they were genuine and like being like hey I wronged you and I need to be better about that I would be like if I perceive it to be genuine then it is genuine to me and it's like oh I mean like

I mean like I'm not a genius I can't parse through the people who are very good at lying that's why it's worthless it makes me feel better because I'm like a genius. I can't parse through the people who are very good at lying. That's why it's worthless. That's why it's worthless. It makes me feel better because I'm like, okay, like,

because I guess I'm putting myself in that situation and being like, if I wrong someone in this way, what do I feel like I would need to do? And if it's not a monetary based thing, I would need to express that this is not going to happen again. I'm repenting sincerely of it and express remorse. Like I'm very apologetic. I did that. I'm gonna let you know it may happen again. You know, that's part of it. Like, like, but I'm going to make it right. And I'm going to express regret.

And I'm going to, and I think letting you know that I know that it was my fault. Like shit, I shouldn't have done that. Messed up. So sorry. Would you like a check or cash app or PayPal? How can I make this right if you'd like because i'm kind of giving you a job frankly if i give you the money would you like me to drive your truck down to the place get the estimate go to get you to it you know that's what i would do because if if it's if it's a scratch in your vehicle yeah like that scenario what if it's someone close to you lying to you like no money involved oh like someone's just boldface lying to you in a way that like really harms you emotionally or personally something what do you do then i gotta know the scenario it's got to be a real scenario

for because like what you just said i don't have i've said something very unkind about you when you weren't around and then denied it. But now I'm fully busted. Oh. And what do you need to do to make that right? How do we get back on the brain? Oh, I guess explaining why you did it, I guess, would help.

And saying that you didn't realize that I would know or whatever would help. I love that. I do that sometimes as a joke apology. In fairness, I didn't think that I would know or whatever, uh, would help. I love that. I do that sometimes. It's a joke. Apology. Like in fairness, I didn't think that would get to you.

Yeah. I thought I was better with secrets. I think it matters because, because if it was like, I was having a private conversation with that person. And to be honest, I was trying to like make myself look better. And,

and I said this, and I know that's not exactly true, but I'm sorry shouldn't have said that like that i didn't think it would get back to you and i certainly didn't think it hurt your feelings i would my wife that would do it i leave values an action plan on what i would have done differently i had the situation come up again right you know did did i fucking put your already tight clothes in the dryer and make you feel fat or something you know what if i could have this to

do again you know this is how i would handle it i wish i hung these or whatever etc um but what i would do is i would just genuine express genuine regret apologize you know maybe offer to buy a new one or something and that didn't help like i didn't make her feel better about my mistake. You recently went on one of your sexcations to, uh, yeah. To, uh, Charleston,

South Carolina, Charleston, South Carolina, home of slavery and, the sex capital of South Carolina, the sex capital. How was, tell us how was the mayor's house?

Oh, the mayor's house was a disappointment. It turned out that was a historical landmark and not something meant for tourists to check out but um but we let ourselves in and i'm gonna tell you that mayor knew how to live but you know it was fine i expressed genuine remorse to the guy we got a good like 21 000 steps that day we went to the aquarium we went to the south carolina museum we went to the mayor's house and the dental museum and we didn't get into either of them

and uh uh but we did have a really good time dude south carolina no i mean to say charleston is like the alchoids of south carolina i did not realize that that was like the slave trade capital of america or the world i did oh you knew that okay it was news i said it right i was like charleston south carolina the home of slavery and well you must have said it really boring the game talks so yeah that's the thing jack and i say to each other when we don't listen well anyway uh so yeah it turns out like 40 of all of america's slave trade happened through South Carolina. Right.

Second place is smaller. And when you look at their museums or walk around, my God, they're still making a living off the backs of slaves. It is a tourist town where you go to look at like shackles, bullets, rifles, broken bones, missing teeth, like different documents and stuff that enslaved people Kyle I'm sorry I'm going too long no no I just had a question for when you're done I'm raising my hand like in school Kyle was it interesting

did you get to see any of those like iron bits that they would put on the slaves head because I love that shit yes it's like a bird cage you put on a slaves head and then he's got like a bit that goes in his mouth so he can't like i don't know all kinds of shit i saw shackles that i think were too big um like i'm like i think these guys were mentally enslaved too because you a handcuff you can't get your arm i'm sorry you can't get your hand out of a tight handcuff i can't anyway um but these shackles they were like u-shaped and not nearly very tight and their ankles i considered that i

think it was too big i could get my ankle out of it also and by the way i'm big compared to these people like so they had um old time like firemen outfits there they had old time um confederate army uniforms there and i'm like these look like ladies wear they're so small like all of us would be jike we would be medical marvels at this time in history like these guys were just so much smaller and uh yeah it had an alshawoods vibe like you walk through the South Carolina Museum in Charleston, no one's talking. Jackie and I are whispering at each other. Kyle linked.

Oh my gosh. I don't know if I saw that. I got a whole fucking collection of those. You got a whole collection? Yeah. Some people collect Nazi memorabilia, but I don't think that's evil enough. I believe Kyle uses these consensually. Yes. Kyle doesn't put those on anyone he doesn't want that put on them and so it's very different yeah they took all his videos down we couldn't

verify they have anything to like lighten the mood like a fair or a like a roller coaster park there yeah because um you go to the south carolina museum and it's just like 80 slaves and then there's a little section like this is what the museum used to be. And there's like a couple dinosaur bones and some bobcats. And I'm like, oh man, you guys really rebranded. It'd be better for everyone if we went back to focusing on the dinos. Then you'd go to the museum and you'd come back home and you'd be like, goddamn, dinosaurs are cool.

Are you 100% sure the dinosaurs were real? Is what? Are you 100% sure dinosaurs were real? That what? are you 100% sure dinosaurs were real? that seems like something you might be iffy on no, they were definitely real are you about to blow my mind? well, you know, the word dinosaur the word dinosaur and the first dinosaur

supposedly ever cataloged and discovered it only goes back 150 years okay, that is sketchy and after we talked about that one time, I was like let's take a little peek into this and you 100 true i mean it does come from a time as well where we were sewing like fish tails onto corpses and saying we found a mermaid okay there's lots of there's been lots of fakes but lots of fakes in the dinosaur fossil world doesn't mean that everything's fake you know

i just think carbon dating is actually a thing. And if it wasn't, there'd be whistleblowers around this. I don't have one of those machines at home. Like conspiracies. The best ones are when it's like, there's something clear to gain by one party. And I don't, maybe I'm retarded,

but I don't see what there is to gain control over half of Wyoming. Faking. Oh, we can't take care of now. We can't mine here. Now. I also place a lot of value on how many people need to keep this secret. How many people share engagement in this lie?

The dynamite? Shucks, how many people have gone to school for this? How many people have taken a career in archaeology of some sort over the last couple of hundred years? There must be 30,000 people like sharing this lie that's a lot of people yeah but there were like tons of people studying phrenology in the 17 1800s and they would have that studies and so like that that one isn't as compelling to me it's more just like the what would they have to gain like what materially other than i guess some money at a museum grants but like what what is there to gain by manipulating people's perception in that

way to be like we need to make them believe that there were these giant lizard birds from a million years ago i bet the first guy who discovered dinosaurs was like a with a p the fuck is that all about that's those smarmy fucking scientists and it because of latin or something probably yeah after tarot maybe flight i don't know they borrow a lot from latin couldn't even know i believe dinosaurs are real just to be clear i'm a little iffy on global warming these days frankly yeah yeah but i mean they're definitely they they are not doing themselves favors in the dinosaur world by constantly undermining my perception of how cool dinosaurs are the revelation that velociraptors were like chicken sized absolutely devastating like i don't i don't like that and

they should have never led us to believe that they were so much cooler than they were it's really steven spielberg's fault oh i'm glad you mentioned steven silver he's got a new show so steven spielberg and tom hanks makers of band of brothers which we all love there's a new band of brothers um that's about airmen over uh world war ii europe when it's american airmen um there's three or four episodes out i think it's on apple tv it's called um yeah oh i'm watching it's called it's called Masters of the Air and everybody fucking everybody I've spoken

to really loves it I haven't watched a single episode yet because I genuinely keep forgetting to not only watch it but to tell you guys about it but it's um everybody's what I've heard is it's not as good as Band of Brothers because that's a high bar but it's real good and each Band of Brothers because that's a high bar, but it's

real good. And each episode, I guess, is another mission that they go on to maybe hit a target in Germany or something. I don't really know the specifics. I've been seeing stuff about Pacific lately. I wonder if it got a bump because of the existence of this. Oh, maybe. Yeah, I don't like

Pacific. Pacific was fine. Pacific is Band of Brothers 2, like the Japanese version of the same. Well, Americans in Japan. Yeah, I just don't like the Pacific. Pacific was fine. Pacific is Band of Brothers 2, the Japanese version of the same. Well, Americans in Japan. Yeah, I just don't like those characters. I didn't really bond with any of those characters the same way I did with Winters and with... The guy from Office Space.

The guy from Office Space, whose name I keep... He's also in The Conjuring. He's really good in that. He's the hapless dad whose house is haunted. Is it the Loudermilk guy we were talking about? No. The guy from Office Space. The main guy who gets hypnotized and then fixes his life. He's in

Loudermilk. Yeah. You don't know Loudermilk, baby? Oh, that's a movie. I thought you were saying that was his name. Oh, no. Loudermilk is a TV show that he started. Oh, I haven't seen that. Yeah. Okay. But anyway, this Masters of the Air show looks he started. Oh, I haven't seen that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But anyway, this Masters of the Air show looks real good.

I'm going to start watching it. I think everybody says it's really good. I'll watch it. I should watch Band of Brothers 1 again. I haven't seen that in years and years now, and it's so good. Yeah. I watched it like a year ago. Yeah. I don't know. I've seen it's yeah i don't know i've seen it enough at some

point i've seen it enough you know i don't think it holds up that well i loved it when i first got it also um when it first came out surround sound was new like in my living room so it was really neat for me to hear like bullets zipping behind me and stuff like that's a it's a cool thing that they do well in Band of Brothers. But you watch it again. Take your third viewing of it and you're like, alright, the first two entire episodes of the

10 maybe are set up and kind of bullshit and suck. And the last one or two are also that. So now we're at 40% crap. And of that 60%, only half of them are really good. Okay. I,

I like the lead. I like the buildup episodes in the beginning, but you're right. It really does Peter out at the, really the last two episodes. I think you nailed it. Like I get shot with friendly fire and that's a whole episode. And we're drinking the wine and the German castle and,

Oh, I never got to shoot my gun. I'll often skip that episode. No, never. You know, the episode where there's the, the medic who and oh, I never got to shoot my gun. I'll often skip that episode. No, never. You know the episode where there's the medic who's flirting with the girl? Yes. I skip that episode. That's the winter episode, though.

I fast forward past his parts because I don't care about love interest. In that context. And she gets blown up at the end anyway. She does, and it was all for naught all his game he was leaving dripping all over that fucking cathedral I'd have ran away with that bitch

I'd have left the boys cold in the fucking woods me and her had been gone with that chocolate bar oh yeah that's all apparently that's all it took to get fucking I'd be like grab all the morphine you can carry grab all the morphine you can carry like I get that the boys might be like dude I could die tomorrow I'll do anything

is the population grateful is it the implication what is happening how are men getting laid as they just like enter this town that night generally throughout history women when they're conquered quickly move to the conquering

side and so like because well which part of the allies because the Russians are famous for what they did to the Polish and German women just rape campaigns it's true

that wasn't in Putin's history lesson that I watched last week well you can't go through the whole thing go to that go it's a historic zach find me that historical photo of the rut the russian soldier take on the reichstag taking down the flag and he's got multiple wristwatches on he's got why does he have multiple wristwatches because he's been looting raping and pillaging every step of the way to Berlin. He's not keeping time in another time.

That's what conquerors often do. I know the Americans are not innocent with regards to looting. They'd absolutely go to Saddam's palace and mail shit home and whatever. That tradition is long-standing. Is this what you were looking for? Maybe it is. That at sergey two times

two times oh there's one on his forum too this war is going so super good yeah so but do american soldiers also just freaking go in and rape like iraqi women and stuff so in world war ii there was a whole japanese program that was set up for these pleasure women to take care of the Americans. So the Japanese were like, the Americans in charge now. Y'all ladies need to fuck them. We set it up. Y'all get paid. Here's where you live. Suck all the white dick you can. Keep

them happy. These guys are big. We didn't know that before. Look at them. Jesus fucking Christ. They got a lot of protein over there. It's not just milk. A lot of milk. A lot of grain. These are not Asian penises. Open wide. Oh, my God. You don't even know. You thought the bombs were big.

Just wait until you see the capital. But in Vietnam, apparently, we had a lot of, well, maybe not a lot, but several cases of GIs raping and pillaging and just genociding villages. I think LeFar is to say a lot. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't say that about our proud American troops, Taylor, because they never do wrong, but there were a few bad apples. How dare you, Taylor?

A couple of bad apples. A few bad apples along there. But what are you going to do when you can't tell the good guys from the bad guys? The war is brutal. They thought they were raping bad women, Taylor. That makes it okay. That's why they, like that that shit with the shaved heads and band of brothers really happened where like oh yeah the french women you know like some

of them were like oh we're getting conquered by germany who's in charge now the fucking krauts time to suck some kraut dick and then the french you know a lot of those communities were like i'm keeping a little mental log up here of oh what are you doing hanging out with german okay you know why right because the french whores were flexing that they had real butter and real cream because they got fucking because they're fucking the german commandant meanwhile suzy keeps her legs closed because our french husband's in the resistance or he's dead now and fuck the krauts isn't is like starving on fucking bone meal or some shit. So yeah, when the Americans show up, you're getting

your head shaved. I think it happened in Forest. No. Saving Private Ryan also. It probably did. Which is a different movie than Forest Gump. I almost fucked that up. That didn't happen in Forest Gump. Yeah, it happens in Saving Private Ryan. I thought they wanted it.

Oh no, I done made a whole bunch of retarded Sinister retarded rapist of all World War 2 of all Vietnam I tried to run but he was so fast He's so fast He runs so fast he never stops You're not gonna get away from me

He said I'm going to fuck you stupid my girlfriend has AIDS and now I do too better run yeah man that was a pretty if he would have been a hornier guy that would have been a sinister tale he was abusing his ability to run like a Kenyan

he invested in a fruit company. Still a good investment. Well, I don't know going forward, but it would have been a good investment. NVIDIA's the investment last week. Oh, really? Did NVIDIA shoot up? Jesus Christ, yes. Like from $500 to $750 or something crazy.

Like something ridiculous. It became the third largest company. I think it overtook Alphabet. Really? Some ridiculous bump up by NVIDIA. Yeah. And then Bitcoin went back up to $49,000. That's a lot.

An interesting week. I don't know what any of it means. And frankly, I don't think anyone does. I don't think anyone does. Anyone who's like, they got their spreadsheets and their fucking graphs. Not this, this is simple. But they got the scary spreadsheets and graphs and you see the patterns are all here kyle like they're reading that code in the matrix they're acting like they're cypher yeah i can't read it but i

just see redhead blind brunette you know like he can read that fucking green upside down no you can't you fucker you maybe here's here's what you do. You follow Nancy Pelosi. That's my fucking fund. I do what Nancy Pelosi does. Can you do that or is it too delayed to work? I hold. I think it's probably too delayed. Otherwise, everyone would have been doing that, right? Just going by what politicians hold.

She's consistently outperforming the market. That woman is a good investor. I saw her getting screamed at in the halls of Congress by liberals. Like, why are you... You're a genocide apologist. Why are you funding bombs to murder people? And then throwing a quote at her. You said this, this, and that.

Here we are. Here it is. Why are you murdering them? Shame! Shame! And more people are screaming. And she's... She should have explained, why are you murdering them? Shame! Shame! And more people are screaming, and she's ooh.

She should have explained, if you guys donated to my campaign as much as the Jewish people had, I would be supporting your interests. What she actually did, and look, I'm not one of those conspiracy theorists, so I just thought it was silly and a weird quirk. She did a weird hand signal to the person and

walked away. I saw that in crocodile dundee it works oh that's this that's this water all of a sudden the water buffalo is getting a little dizzy to lay his ass down um but but nancy pelosi did some sort of satanic right wiggle wiggle hand like she it looked like she was doing one of those made-up handshakes from 90s TV shows. Like when Will Smith would slide in and he'd be doing all sorts of crazy shit with Jazzy

Jeff. Man, I didn't see her do satanic hand motions. I've seen it before. It's pretty scary. It is. It's involuntary. She can't help it. She's like fucking 82 and she's carrying those giant tits. Imagine how much her back hurts. She's still with it, though.

I don't have a problem with her age. At least when I see her interact with the cameras and the interviewers and stuff, she seems to be pretty with it. She's not Feinstein, who they literally just like weekend at Bernie's, that poor chick, to get her last couple of votes. You see, like the last time they like wheeled her out, she's got like a dead eye. She's like moving her's it was absurd she had a broke eye voting on um that was awful and and that thing that happened with mitch mcconnell was weird happened that was like twice is he stroked out anymore or something like that that was so weird um and it's I genuinely meant, and I'm not doing this for whatever, but I'm worried about Biden and I feel a little bad for him at this point. He was kind of the butt of the joke when he was

sniffing little girls. I thought, look at this horny old man smelling youth. That's what it is. He wants to smell that baby. It's completely normal to smell children and put peanut butter on your legs. Stop acting like it's weird. Okay, brother. The water parks told you time and time again, it's not. I used to swim with black kids and rub peanut butter on them.

I said, one of you invented this. I think I joked a few years ago that what if he pooped himself on stage or something like that but man he really genuinely looks bad and and i said it on pkn when he was doing the press conference the point of which was to defend his memory and he immediately forgot a president and confused or conflated however you want to put it the president of mexico with i guess bg bb netanyahu of israel and sort of said that want to put it, the president of Mexico with, I guess, Bibi Netanyahu of Israel

and sort of said that he'd been talking to the president of Mexico, Sisi, about opening for humanitarian aid to the Gazan people. And it's like, we were just on the, this is the time to be sharp. And you clearly have the facts, but your mind's not betraying you here it's it's you're like oh yeah you know what's going on but man your wheels aren't all turning are they you just forgot his name and it was so important for you to remember his name because what we're talking about right now is name remembrance we're at the name remembering seminar and you came up and and joe biden walked up and said hi i'm tom and fuck swinging a miss

yeah meanwhile we got other foreign leaders giving dissertations on seventh century geopolitics in east asia yeah and and that's a terrible look because i don't want yeah i don't know. He looked bad last year. Not as old as our fellas. 71. My goodness. He looks good for 71. I think he may have had some... His face looks very tight.

He's definitely had a little Botox. I see the Asian in a lot of Russians. I feel like no one mentions it because they're white people, right? But I'm like, oh, with that little taste of... They're Slavic. That's different.

I look at a Russian, I'm like, oh, he's white. You have a McGinnis on here to explain this one to you. But they're not like Irish or something. There's a little taste of Chinese sort of mixed in there a touch. Yeah, they got a little Mongolia blood in southern Russia. Yeah. I think the further east you get, the more

Mongolian and Asian. I bring it up because I think it's related to his good aging. I think it's a little tightness in the skin. Oh, he's the blonde type. He's closer to what we consider white, or what I consider white. He looks like Croatian. In fact, can you find a picture of Putin looking a little Asian so I see my own?

Can you find Putin on a sunny day for me? I mean, show going for the full head of blonde hair and let's just shut this whole conversation down i asked first he's blonde i think blue-eyed um you know old did he he looks like a hockey i had a hockey coach okay well you see it a little a little no not even a little the one on the right is a little looks like he could ride a fucking horse on the right is a little Asian. Yeah, the one on the right looks like he could ride a fucking horse on the step. Yeah, I think he does that wrestling when you

stick your hand on the other guy's pants. It's normal. Mongolian. Yeah, the guy on the right, I would trust him on horseback with a composite bow. Okay, well that's just the leader of China. I mean, that's clearly an Asian man. See, you put him in a picture with him. Is the other guy John Cena? You don't see him? He's just too... No, I don't know. To me, he vibes like in a picture with him. Is the other guy John Cena? You don't see him? He's just too...

I don't know. To me, he vibes a little bit Marcolian. I do not see any of that in Marcolian. Well, you know, I've got a nose for faces. I see a lot of it in the other guy. You've got a nose for faces? I've got a nose for faces. I can smell a face from inches away.

You can't sneak a face past me. Kyle, you've got this blonde-haired, blue-eyed Russian leader. Doesn't he strike you as a little... Ah, the classic eyes of the Mongolian step. Can you pause on this one a little bit? They say, look, I lift. Look at that, some DSLs on the left.

It's funny. It says I lift. I get that. To me, I on the left. It's funny. It says I lift. I get that. To me, I'm seeing like I drop. Maybe under the eyes it's lifted. Yeah, his bags are gone. That's a 71-year-old man. Look at his neck.

I think the rest of him should look like right above his tie knot there. The rest of him should be that wrinkly and loose, but it not he's lost a lot of a lot of lips in his age yeah well you know that happens to white people yeah damn does it i don't think i just i feel like i don't know yeah lips definitely get thinner on maybe collagen in general yeah women in particular like they start overcompensating with lipstick sometimes as they get older oh erin moriarty deleted her fuck or deactivate her instagram because they were roasting her over her new face so much she's a starlight she's starlight from the boys she's the one who got her face all fucked up and ruined she went yeah just just

terrible um i saw beyonce's new face i like that i like beyonce's new face can we see a the most current picture of erin moriarty you can find zach i felt like they grabbed a bad one it was the one she uploaded she looked really angular and unnatural yes i don't know why i'm defending her it's not like she's my friend or anything. I like her in the show. I like her character. I think that's what it is. I like her too and I just want her to be okay. It's hard to defend that. It really sucks when you like

a character so much and then you want to like the actor so much and then you find out they're a piece of shit. Or their views are so foreign to yours that they're basically an alien. Yeah, man. she looks so hollowed out she looks gaunt yeah she's it looks i don't know what she's done exactly to her her cheek but the upper cheeks like not the jaw and maybe the buccal fat thing and then fillers a hundred

percent and then man i hope she didn't literally shave her nose i hope that's contouring contouring can do crazy things um i can't i I can't remember which actress it was. I was reading that they spent like an hour contouring cleavage onto her. It was probably Kieran Knightley or somebody like that who's very flat chested. You can usually get that back. Oh, she put a lot of emphasis on her upper cheekbones,

like contouring you mentioned. Yeah. How much is that impacting what we see there you see those cheekbones they're like fucking shiny and popping at me yeah but look on the left side like like move your cursor to the left and draw the line like no no no the right picture but the left

side of her face like ride that contour that bulge all the way from top to bottom and it's so odd it's I mean I you know I can't defend it. I wanted to. I pulled this up. I was hoping that.

I saw a video. And she looked like the woman on the right. But it was a little better in motion. But it just looks like she had work done. And it wasn't. It's not going to be long before we don't know what anyone actually looks like. Because I've talked about how Fox News has, they have a filter

that whitens their teeth and it fucks up sometimes and it looks weird. It makes their teeth look bizarre and I'll go back and forth between CNN and Fox. It's completely different. Like too bright it'll fuck up? Yeah, it's too bright and they don't look real. They look like their teeth

are made of LEDs for a little while. It's like, why are your teeth illuminated? They're like giving off light. It's funny faces. Like, you make them better, better, better, and then you cross this threshold where you're like, oh, that doesn't look good anymore. That's fake now.

Don't make me a 10. No one will buy that. I'd like to be an 8. While we're on bad CGI, man, that state farm commercial with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito was hard to watch. It was sad and pathetic.

So let me like lay it out. It was really bad. Basically an, you see a hero from the chest down saving people from a burning house. And it's later revealed that it's Arnold Schwarzenegger and he's filming a commercial and his head has clearly CGI'd onto that body and it looks very bad. YouTubers do

better work than this. Not exaggerating. And then they zoom out even further to break the fourth wall and we realize that it's the filming of that commercial that we're watching. And the joke is that Arnold Schwarzenegger can't say neighbor. He says neighbor neighbor like a good neighbor state farmer's there and and they keep trying to get him to say it

right and at the end the the the funny punch line is they bring in danny devito because he can say neighbor like a good neighbor state farmer's there and he kind of haha so good danny little me and but danny cgi too and like it it's it looks to me like they paid these guys but the guys were like like they just like scanned their heads in a studio at their house or something like and then nobody bothered to go to the set i'm sure part of it is that arnold doesn't like arnold. But he can wear a fucking shirt. You can costume Arnold so that he can save people from a burning house. You can do it to just about anybody. Look at fucking... Who's the old Irishman

who pisses himself all the time? Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson ain't no action star. He made four action movies last year and he looks good in all of them. This was atrocious. It doesn't look as bad in this somewhat flattering shirt. No, it is not.

Yeah, but it is not your color, Danny. They gave him the free shirt, like promotional shirts. Just know that they're not fitted. Danny DeVito is 79. If you had told me he'd make it to 79 back when he was doing Taxi, I'd say no way.

Now here they really are. And it's so clear that they're real. They doing taxi, I'd say no way. Now here they really are. And it's so clear that they're real. They're really, I mean, I'm not surprised by Danny DeVito still being around. I feel like little guys, like small people, seems like they have good longevity. I didn't look at it through that lens. Yeah, no, I was just thinking that he was not gifted in the genetic lottery and therefore would die soon fuck is this yeah i mean like not a if you're like a dwarf then you live much shorter amount of time i think is he a dwarf no but he's not he's just a tiny little guy i didn't see this

commercial but it makes perfect sense for danny to be an m&m like fuck all the green sexy trans candies i want this big fat red boy and i wanted to have like a yeah i like this i like this i didn't even notice this commercial that's like season three danny devito i'm so embarrassed like i saturday night last saturday night uh somebody asked me hey you gonna watch the super bowl do you even care it's like i i genuinely am gonna watch it and i really care this you even care? It's like, ah, I genuinely am going to watch it. And I really care. This Patrick Mahomes guy and this Taylor Swift thing. I actually find it interesting.

I'm looking forward to it. I'm even going to watch the halftime show. And then Sunday night I was on my phone and I kept seeing like Superbowl commercials. And I was like, man, I hate when they leak them the day before. And I got all the way for Monday's Superbow super bowl and then i didn't realize it was sunday i thought i thought i had my day the monday tradition and then i got and then and then i because i i frequent the the chief subreddit so much promoted on my feed is champions 2024 and And I'm like, they're really,

they better be careful with this. They're making fake highlight clips on Twitter. And then I see Mahomes throwing the pass to the side of the ends over the touchdown and the win in overtime. And I'm like, ah, CGI is so good. Now these deep fakes. No,

I realized I, I just completely missed the whole thing i was i was watching youtube tarkob videos during the super bowl i was watching like willers or landmark or pastille or somebody and like futzing around on my phone like doing hideout calculations and i just didn't watch the super bowl and i was genuinely sad uh because it turned out to be an okay game i guess the first half was boring first half was kind of boring second half ot super bowl is cool that dude hit a 57 yarder apparently that would have been clutch to see and they showed him uh so sad on the bench at the end why the oh i thought you're talking about the the 49ers guy he hit like a ridiculously long kick like maybe the longest

one in super bowl history and then loses that's i thought it was the chiefs that hit the 57 yard but again i didn't watch the game hmm yeah i i felt bad i i still kind of feel bad that i missed out on it because they wanted everything i think volkanovsky's fighting on Saturday. I've got the card in front of me. Zach, can you pull up the card, please? There he is. I did see this. It sucks. All the 49ers players are sitting there like shaking confetti off their heads. So, yeah, that's embarrassing.

I mean, it's not embarrassing. It's just it's a rough one. It's like, damn it. I did the best I could do. I can only kick. So, yeah, it's Alexander Volkanovski versus Ilya Toporez, the title fight. Volk's lost a couple,

but only to larger opponents from different weight classes recently, I should say. I still think it was the fucking king. He had an hilarious video. You don't need to be an MMA fan to appreciate Alexander Volkanovski's meme video he uploaded about being too old. If you just go to fan to appreciate Alexander Volkanovsky's meme video he uploaded about being too old.

If you just go to YouTube, search Alexander Volkanovsky too old question mark, you'll find this video he produced. He's a good actor. Like, it's a fun video. He's, like, offering, like, hard can or black licorice to the film crew wearing this old man hat and the glasses. He's, like, he's just basically being an old man saying I'm not too old. And I think he aces Tepuria. I think i've heard some people saying otherwise they can go suck their own dicks uh i i love alexander volkanovsky

he's one of the last great white hopes in the mixed martial arts he's a fucking king he's a gentleman a scholar uh i really appreciate him as a human being uh he smoked max holloway three fucking times and that's all you got to do to be the fucking goat in in my eyes um he's the goat of that division who else not max holloway can't be so who him that guy and not jose aldo not him either fuck that guy he's not connor i guess i guess it would be he has no title defenses no this man's got a lineage here uh and then robert whittaker who um obviously last last time he was up he lost to dracus duplessi is going to be taking on palo costa that fight is not going to

happen if anybody wants to take a bet on that i won't bet on who wins because it's clearly robert whittaker if they were to actually fight but palo costa won't show he'll something will happen he's he's falling out of like three four and i've heard other people say that too yeah fuck him he's a social media guy he's he just wants some clout um i don't even know why they give him i don't know why they risk a co-main on paulo costa it's crazy he should be he should be jerking the curtain as they say uh and then jeff neal taking on ian uh gary machado there it's hilarious in gary machado is the guy who's getting all the wag comments a while back he's got the 40 something year old wife who wrote the book on how to land a young,

upcoming sports star and make him your boy. There's some other stuff about her ex-husband being his nutritionist, and there were rumors that he lived at their house. He is a nutritionist. That's not me-mary. I think living at their house is me-mary, I suppose. He took it well, but the fight got pushed to to this date um

so we're gonna see how that goes he doesn't have the world on his shoulders anymore because he pulled out of the fight medical issue quote-unquote and then Henry Cejudo and what could be his last fight triple c uh two two uh two belts in the UFC and a gold medal as well uh is gonna be taken on Merab Merab should be fighting for the fucking belt himself rob's been been i don't know what his win streak is but maybe this is a title eliminator if henry loses he retires he said he said this is his last fight if he loses so good and then i don't know roman coppola i think mackenzie derern might be on the undercard, though, who is always a treat to watch.

Ooh, yes. Never know when a titty might pop out. Almost too hot to be a fighter. Yeah. Yeah, I saw a post today that was like, it was a picture of Mackenzie Dern, and it was like, what fighters are too hot to be fighters? And then they showed like four ugly chicks,

and I immediately left the meme behind, because there's only a couple that are too hot to actually page van zant was kind of was too hot to be fighting she's bare knuckle boxer by the way i like the um michelle's gone wild if you want her nudes she's got a great only fans you get get that you see pussy and really fake titties oh yeah page van zant um a lot of ufc fighters and ring girls have only fans. That makes sense. Kind of a natural. Well, not for the fighters, for the ring girls.

I heard Jessica Andrade was being forced to do an only fan. She's a very boyish-looking fighter. She had this massive labia. It was unfortunate to look at. Really, really gross pictures. Jessica Andrade only fans leaks. You want to search that on. You want to search that.

Well, let's go ahead and Andrade. Yeah, she looks androgynous Who's the MSNBC anchor That I used to troll about being attracted to Rachel Maddow Yeah she looks like little Rachel Maddow Oh See that big old labia

Not Oh she's like naked in the shower I'm about to The first one I saw wow i don't think her labia is that maybe i need a better picture of it uh i maybe misremembered her labia i mean it's it's not nothing but it it's not i've got that i've got pussy blindness like you've got face blindness i can't i can't here i'll give you a link seems like you've got i think you'll come around to my side big meaty claws um Let's see what you got here, Woody.

Oh my goodness. Well, she's just an unfortunate looking person. He looks drugged in this photograph. I don't think this would be allowed on Pornhub. They'd be like, are you okay, man? But look at that labia. It's not that huge, right? No, she's fine.

It's whatever. It's not my favorite thing in the world. But hello. This is the one I made the look about? That is just an unattractive person. Actually, I think this is just like a trans mask kind of look. This is just a very masculine look she's giving on purpose, I think. My guess would be that her target audience isn't dudes.

I think her target audience is like lipstick lesbians who are into a very masculine lady athlete. Well, that is a terrible market to pick if you're trying to make money in pornography. Well, it didn't go well, I don't think. She hit the bullseye. I was just looking at the wrong target. I thought she missed. I bet there's some little blonde girl who's like, fuck. She would scissor me into the floor.

Scissor me into the floor? How little is this blonde girl? Do you watch Jessica Andrade do the speed back? She's going to fist fuck you to death. That's another good subreddit. Fist fuck you to death? Yeah.

That's a subreddit? Well, not to death. Oh, okay. Fist fuck you. I mean, maybe. Fist fuck you to pleasure. To pound town. Pound town.

Damn. Yeah, I guess I haven't seen any of these fighters naked before. I'll have to scissor me timbers yeah no i um yeah there's there's a few that do uh i remember the the famous ronda rousey sports illustrated shoot she did where somehow they leaked the picture of her pussy crazy i remember that they leaked several pictures of her of her and i saw them it's like how did she not sue them into oblivion for showing everyone her pussy? I wonder if she's shy. Like, there's a couple of things that imply to me she's not shy.

One, she's kind of just trailer trash, like personality wise. And so is her mom, by the way. But also, she's been an athlete for so long. I have to imagine that. He doesn't like Ron's mom. I have to imagine that. He doesn't like Ron's mom. I have to imagine that she's just gotten used

to being a physical object type thing. She was in judo growing up. She was in MMA, etc. She's no stranger to being whatever, like an athlete. There's no way she wanted her moose knuckle leaked to the internet, dude.

I can say it like that. It's hard to defend. I i don't know i just try to understand why she might be less sensitive i thought she didn't she have a nice looking pussy i mean it i don't remember that show everybody ron arouses pull that up not really though we'll get in trouble yeah sports illustrated won't but we will. Yeah, that's crazy. That would be so funny if I was doing a body shot for ESPN and they were like, alright, well, we took all the pictures

to have your penis in it and we'll just go ahead and crop that out. It's like, well, but what? Why not just not take the photos of that? Like, oh no, we had to get your pussy, Miss Rousey. Why? Well, because I'm horny and I'm a nude photographer.

And you don't stumble backwards into this. I would imagine. I need to see him again. I don't know. I don't know. I drew up this scenario in my head where it was like ah we thought that we weren't going to see it but we took 600 pictures this day and three times we accidentally captured your twat could be could be looked like a pretty nice framing on that clam if i recall

though right in the middle maybe that was just the edited version down that i saw but yeah you you did see her vagina and she's covering her boob it wasn't supposed to be you know released yeah she's covering her tits exactly if there was a picture of me covering my tits and my and my dick was leaked i'd be like oh sports illustrated you gotta make me whole you gotta fucking throw me some dollars ronda rousey never failed to wear the wrong outfit while fighting she used to wear these like little boy shorts and two bras in case one came off and uh that was it now you get these girls in board shorts and like great big shirts and stuff i

want to see dressed people fighting yeah it's already women fighting it's you know it's not we're not there to be like the highest skill fighters in the world like you're there to watch an exhibition thing like if you yeah i am that's what i mean that's that's boxing though if you want if you really want that every time i see a box a female boxing face off both girls are like they look like ring girls both girls look like ring girls. Both girls look like ring girls. That's exactly how to describe it. They both have big titties, big fake titties usually. One of them is often only wearing body paint, showed up nude. One of them always goes for the lesbian kiss to mess with the other one.

And half the time, the other one like one ups her by going full tongue and grabbing some ass. Like every single one of those face-offs it's never crazy i saw a men's face-off today you sent it to me woody chili pepper charlie yeah that was great what he said is this face-off today of this guy um but you know they get up on the stage they're gonna face off for the photo and guy A shoves the shit out of guy B. Well, guy B produces a can of pepper spray and goes get some right in the face. I'll get pepper sprays. Why you do that? You're going to run.

All I had was like board shorts and a robe and somehow he's still armed. He pepper sprayed that motherfucker and everybody's like, what just happened? He's like, I pepper sprayed that motherfucker. He didn't touch me. I love that shit. I feel like that motherfucker. He didn't touch me. I love that shit. I feel like he has a viable self-defense claim.

He's not going to get in trouble. I don't know. I don't know what the behind the scenes is with that. I'll tell you this. Even if you and I were going to fight and we were strangers or whatever, we are what those men were to each other. I would at least have my representation or my girlfriend or whatever call your your girlfriend or my boss, call your boss. Hey,

face offs tomorrow. How should we handle this? Because we're kind of in business together. As you know, we're going to mix it up and fight to the best man wins on Saturday night. But how should we handle this press conference? Do you want to make a little drama? You'll be respectful. You want to do a Kung Fu grip kind of thing. You want to do a coordinated dance off. I'm up for any of that. But what I don't want is you to try to like big time me at the thing and do that. Like shove me when I wasn't wanting to be shoved. Your strategy though,

I feel like leaves you open for somebody who would lie to you. Like, Ooh, what should we do tomorrow? Do you want to do a coordinated dance? Yes. Yes. Let's do the court. do a coordinated dance yes alright here we go are you ready oh god where did the dance go well then all of a sudden I have won the dance off clearly and I still have my pepper spray either way

if I could make it known that I tricked you into dancing it would look good for me I mean I suppose could you be tricked into dancing i've never been tricked into dancing i'm not much of a dancer uh i i don't care for it a couple giant slugs of ice cold vodka and you're not you're not going to dance around oh i probably want to just sit down after a couple slugs of ice cold vodka well i only say

it that way because i know if you're gonna have vodka that's how you do it and just how i'm gonna do it just the least pleasant like a slug of a drink like a big guzzle like i feel it's like like like take a take a juice glass and like three fingers deep of vodka and as cold so cold that it hurts your hand a little bit when you hold the glass and then just take it all in one good glug this caustic acidic frozen bubble of evil hit every organ on the way down and it's just i can feel cramps happen inside me as it goes down my body's rejecting it it's it's just, I can feel cramps happen inside me as it goes down. My body's rejecting it. Yeah. Your body's like, maybe he'll do one drink this time.

And then they're like, no. My stomach is just full on raped. No prep time. No lubrication. It's just 12 inches. Hopefully there's some food in there. You can hold your breath longer if you breathe pure oxygen first yes you can hold your breath significantly longer i think that's a real thing that yeah i feel like i've watched

a youtube video of that i we need pure oxygen i would be a little afraid of i don't know going unconscious for some reason i don't believe it's pure oxygen it's 95 pure according to the bottle then it should be it should be at what at what percentage is it flammable i'll google that's interesting i'm gonna guess at what percentage oh good let's start let's start a fire let's see um 16 o2 is the minimum that allows self-sustaining combustion all right that's different that's just how much O2 you need to start a fire in general because you have less than that. You just can't burn things.

Oh, that makes sense. Can 100% oxygen ignite? Oxygen is not flammable, but it can cause other... It's minty. I've seen those medical... So it's not that oxygen is flammable, but it creates an environment that facilitates fire to thrive? I mean, it's an oxidant.

Yeah, I suppose so. I just thought that 100% oxygen would... Because I've seen in movies, the guy would be in the bariatric chamber for burns full of oxygen, and then they made a spark in there and she burnt alive. Oh, you don't get anything. Hold it up a little bit.

Up higher. Higher. It's not doing anything. Oh. My screen turned... Is everything okay? Every time I click this, my monitor turns black. It's happened three times.

Do it again. Are you touching the desk in any way? No. I just saw it turn off on you. You can see it in the lighting now now stand up out of your chair just a bit so your butt's not touching the chair and and click that prevented it it seemed yeah you figure something out i didn't get it yet i i think maybe you're connected to the hardware

you're grounding out the fucking um computer in some way with your body maybe and by clicking that there's a small oh it's nothing with oxygen okay well we've we've stumbled upon something i think it's a little electrical impulse from the starter and that is somehow like surging into your hardware because you're grounded to it. But... Oh, it's not going to... No, he's got magic happening over here because of some weird wiring. Taylor might be doing it too.

No, not like lighters or remote controls all of a sudden, Taylor. Come on. It's like my first thing my mom would do. I'm afraid to keep going. I'll cause computer damage or just not be able to finish the show alright that was weird if anyone in the comments has any idea why Woody clicking an electric starter on a lighter

would make his monitor blink but not when he stands up out of his chair which is interesting to me because I have this theory that somehow when he clicks it a bit of electricity is running into his body into the chair maybe even through his ass, because his shoes are grounded. Are you wearing shoes?

Mm-mm. Oh, that does dispel my... That throws a wrench in your theory. You weren't grounded by the... And you're on hardwood, not carpet. I am very curious about what's happening. Let's start ground zero with this and figure it out. How does electricity work? Stop that. We're not going to go back to

electrons again. And this is an eclipse today. Oh, we've got someone else. Oh, this guy's going to show it. Oh. I'm not alone. What the fuck is up with that? Zach says I'm shorting something,

and it's the spark and the lighter, but I'm not sure if Zach has expertise or if he's guessing too. Well, that's it yeah i just saw another riddle here so we can do the lighter turns off and it auto-completed monitor and so clearly this is happening it's never happened to me before like i light candles here during the show half the time i like it to smell nice why does my lighter turn off my television briefly every second oh what do you write logical guess i'm an internet retard is computer desk made of

conductive material would be making contact with it i tried with him without without ground interference i misread what i thought Zach was being spicy to you. I thought he said, it's not a guess. I'm on the internet. You retard. I'm going to lean on the expertise of Jason camera, an engineer on Quora. Now, some people might say,

why would a good engineer have time to answer these questions? But I don't say that. He said, sparks cause a brief spike of electromagnetic interference if they're caused by high voltage as in your lighter. It's likely that because of this, your lighter is throwing off a signal that triggers some circuitry in the TV. Sounds like whatever the circuit is, it's acting like a latch. I couldn't say for sure what circuit it is, but EMI is unpredictable.

Your lighter isn't jamming the TV signal or anything, just messing with its internal circuits. Interesting. Yeah. And how does this site work? Because the next answered question is, did Harry inherit more than William? Yes and no. When the Queen Mother died back in the... What the fuck?

Trending questions. questions you know topics and questions interesting things i have i lose a little bit more faith in humanity every time i see what google results google google is auto filling and it's clearly things that people are asking and the questions are so infantile and stupid that and you realize that it's not just one person there's there's not just one. There's so many stupid people asking the same stupid thing of Google. Thank God they're searching out information, I guess, but that it's,

it's, it's auto filling crazy shit. It's just, what's something good to type in to get good auto fills? Um, maybe, maybe, um,

use it. Use a Bonix when you write the question start start start with that as as um like a key like you're gonna ask like why something is a certain way write it why why do it be why do it be why come why why is groceries expensive? Type that. Oh, how to make a homemade automatically. That's interesting. Google censors their results. I just typed

Ronda Rousey and then I got as far as NUD and Google's still like, I have no idea what you're talking about. Really? I don't use Google anymore. You're a Bing man? Ask Jeeves all the way. I went old school. Right back to fucking middle school library.

I used to be good at Alta Vista. Oh, man. If I want to know something at all spicy or whatever, I go to Bing. at all like spicy or whatever i go to bing if it's something like i'm sure i can find out what a good trowel is for to do some masonry work on google although they're going to promote the ones that have paid them to do so but it'll still be a good trial nonetheless but if i want to know something about joe biden's career it's gonna dance around that if it's something that he doesn't want out there. Or if I want to know something that isn't nice to talk about, I bet it might be hard to find out about Caitlyn Jenner running those people over when he was still a man. Little things like that,

I bet they've had those internet companies go in and maybe they've even pulled a string at Google to be like, hey, I mean, I'm not saying delete it, but don't lead people to it. Don't put up a sign that says this way to the Kim Kardashian blowjob video. Come on. A little curation of the results. Did you watch that porno back in the day? The Kim and Ray J video? I've seen like a gif of

it. I never actually watched it. You've never watched it over and over? No. I feel like Taylor just out of himself is unqualified for this job yeah i don't even know what you're doing here no i was like i just jacked off no i've seen it was it was not long after the paris hilton video came out which makes sense because kim kardashian was paris hilton's closet organizer until she fucked Ray J and uploaded it to the internet on purpose but it's a good porno no it's it's pretty hot she's got a really attractive vagina big fan of

attractive vaginas it means a lot to me huge to Kyle that it be any vagina the lips be a certain way I got a major a problem with certain labia you like it you like the nice neat i used to have we used to use skype and i would just take shit kyle said and make it my signature all the time like what's woody's status one of the things i look for in a woman is that she's pro-life or pro-choice. Yeah. Yeah. That was a good one. Yeah, it was a solid one. I rocked it for a while. It rings true. You do have a majority of problem with some.

That's a canon by now. We know that. And so, yeah, that's a really hot porno. I'm not a fan of Kim Kardashian as a human being, I suppose. What I really don't understand is i feel like her lifestyle and her family's lifestyle and the promotion of it on that show is bad for culture it's what i believe if i'm being honest um i would i wouldn't normally say that just be like fuck them they're ugly and short but what i mean is no one should aspire to be like these people yeah there are there are good

people out there that we should aspire to be like and i I'm no angel, but I'm not saying it's me. But pick someone else. Don't make these people our gods. Don't worship at the altar of these people. And yes, it is because they are Armenian. Mm-hmm. Yep. I don't like the idea of having Armenians in Hollywood at all.

Better safe than sorry. Shut it down. Yeah. Don't let them in there. Clearly, we let one Armenian family in you know, better safe than sorry. Shut it down. Yeah. Don't, don't let them in there. Clearly we will let one Armenian family in the mix and they ruin everything. Yeah.

Are you, are you joking right now? I can't tell. I don't know anything about, you know what I know about Armenia being denied by the Turk. I have heard about that. I've heard that bandied about, but what I was going to say is I know that in a,

they are the most recent DLC sieve in age of empires too. And they get a mule cart as their resource drop-off point which is pretty solid they get a fortified church a free relic when you create that you can garrison in the fortified church i like that i don't they're an infantry civ though so i haven't i i so yes i would say i don't know anything about the armenians oh it's about time to do ads. It is time to do ads. We're overdue. Because we're talking about AOE. Remember that talk? Alright, I'm going to make a note to talk about the entire tech tree right after we

go after this. Kyle, thank you for your service. We'll talk about Canadian Junior Hockey Championships after this. Is it? Is is blue chew on? Yeah, I'm sure. I just because the little graphic disappeared.

Usually I just pull up the ones that are still there. All right. You put the graphic back, Zach. All right. Back to back to A.O.E. I'm sorry. No, we're fine. We'll talk about it for two hours afterward.

I hope so. We'll stay on the show for even longer. In secret, Woody and I have been playing together and getting good at it so that we can play three games together. Do you know how overjoyed I would be? Yes, I do. That's why I said it. Yeah, I would be overjoyed if you hop on and you beat my

ass because then I'd have motivation. I'd be like, fuck! Kyle's build order is sharp he's luring dude I need to pull a geometry wars and kick Taylor's ass I was gonna like message Hera or Viper on on Twitter and be like hey

play my retarded friend and beat his ass as my account that that would be genuinely upsetting for you I feel like you wouldn't believe at first I'd have to to turn a camera on to show my hand movements. While I'm killing Taylor but he can't see me yet,

I'd ask stupid questions. What button makes him go backwards? Well, Taylor is. Towards the back. On Twitch, when they suspect someone of cheating or someone's had a significant enough time with it, people put cameras on their heads so they're wear like a helmet camera so you can see literally what they're seeing is like all three of their monitors are there their keyboard and mouse and i've seen people put like multiple on their head so you can see

like everything and then one behind them because like landmark especially gets a lot of shit so i it was him that i saw like put the camera on his head. It's really funny to see him look at his monitor and see the guy and have that in the same screen of him shooting the guy. It was a bizarre perspective. Interesting. I would love to see that. I wonder if you put any... Was it YouTube?

Tell me you saw it on YouTube. It's on YouTube. Yeah. Oh yeah. There's lots of examples of it too of other people doing it. It could have been on Twitch. There's a lot of cheating streamers who get like it's like dude you're fucking cheating it's clear you're cheating there's one guy famous for it i i can't remember who was really like obviously cheating and there was like a montage they put together and he was just headshotting people that threw bushes and such that you never saw them. And, you know, you spend a lot of time in the game.

Everyone listening is probably a COD player at one point where you just see like a little somebody for one or two frames and you saw it. You knew exactly what you saw. You don't have any doubts. Or maybe you shoot a guy and you know exactly what you did. You know if that bullet went on his face or over his shoulder because you saw it. You saw that frame. I'm watching this as a gamer who sees things like that and I'm like, I never saw

this guy. Never saw him once. He was so far away. He was through so many bushes and trees. The fact that he headshot this guy and it would happen a lot that he was in Tarkov. They call it a knower. This is a guy who knows things he's not supposed to know. He was a knower. Or usually a guy who knows things he's not supposed to know.

He's a knower. Or usually a stream. I feel like they call stream snipers knowers because they're watching. I could be wrong about it. Yeah, I've seen a bunch of cheaters on there. I saw the guy who's laying prone on a roof, and he's clearly wanting to aim at a window because he can see that there's a bad guy in there, but it's not visible to us, the viewer.

So he's kind of keeping his crosshair over here. finally he has to because the guy's gonna shoot him through the glass because you can only see through it one way so he just kills the guy through the glass he's just like whips up there like triple headshots the guy and like got him it's like fuck you dude like that's that's that's not even sus it's just you're just cheating i saw the opposite happen uh i was watching an Anton video today. He was on Lighthouse. That was a boring topic, I'm sure. Anyway, he went up against a cheater

and he beat the guy. After he was like, did you guys catch that? He shot me through the wall. I had ran and he was at a full sprint inside a building and the guy hit him through the wall. He's like, this guy's a cheater. Fuck this guy. I have played a lot this white and i'll say while i have heard about cheaters especially early wife i heard about a lot of cheaper cheaters and even

before i started playing i haven't seen hardly any and i haven't had any of my games well i haven't thought i have thought very few of my gunfights were suspicious i'll say that now they could be vacuuming loot like there's but but Jesus I got like 50 million rubles like I'm finding plenty of loot. It's it's it's I'm finding I got I find GPUs I find bitcoins my raids aren't being sucked dry maybe a few of them are but not so much that it's making the game shitty and The main thing is they're not killing you. They're not coming and like insta killing you and ruining your game experience. They're probably just going in and killing AI,

trying to get to super high levels, get Kappa, stuff like that, or do an RMT. So if there is cheating, I haven't seen it. And if I have seen it, it hasn't really affected me.

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There's a whole bong who's getting this put into it, right? Oh, and you put your mouth on the glass. So this heats it up, and then I'm putting my mouth on this, and it goes through the whole thing. It's percolated, circulated, cooled off with the wonderful icy freeze pipe, and then it turns right back off. Oh, and then the thing is, I don't want to grab it just right,

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Yeah, yeah. So when you eat edibles, your liver's processing and completing, turning it into this other chemical that makes you high. When you smoke it, you're getting the THC to your lungs. It goes into your bloodstream and you're getting it almost instantaneously. And then, yeah, it does leave probably in the course of an hour. I'd say you're fully sobered up after

a puff or a hit or whatever you do inhalation-wise. But with edibles, you are impaired, I would say, for three, four hours easily. Can we be lightweight? Sometimes I feel like I wake up feeling it a little bit yeah yeah it

depends on your tolerance like for someone like metabolism tolerance like your diet what you ate the night before all sorts of things like if i take a dab rip i am high for way longer than an hour like i can tell i'm ripped but if i like take a little bong rip of flour it's significantly less than that and edibles the same high i guess here let me ask it better if you took five bong rips or whatever could you do the equivalent of a dab rip or are they just different things uh no those aren't yeah yeah it makes sense those two aren't that different there is a difference that's pretty noticeable between smoking or vaping and edibles. Okay.

Like the edibles just feel like more, like an edible high is almost like heavier. Like it's more, there's more to it. Like you're more- Body high. Outlocked. Yeah. I'm high in the back of my throat. I'm high in my knees. I'm high on my elbows and in my ears. Like I am soaked and high. Like you fell in a, what you fell in an ocean of high in all your clothes.

But when I, um, to, to compare concentrate and say just flower, like, like compare hitting like a little, little pipe that your buddy handed you and you took a little hit of that or a joint to a real deal dab,

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I like Elon. I like the space thing. I don't care if his car rusts. I don't care if it randomly takes off and kills people. I don't care that he exaggerates. Even though I am on the side of killing those Russian invaders, I kind of like that he said, no, I don't think I can let you use Starlink

to do a whole coordinated attack on their Black fleet. It feels like I'm Sergeant Elon all of a sudden, and I didn't sign up for that. This is a telecommunications network? If I do that, then what's to stop the Russians from considering my satellite's legitimate war targets and me maybe a legitimate target? I don't really want to do this. Are you using Starlink now? No. Oh, the Russians are using Starlink?

They are, but I don't know details beyond that. I don't know if they're stolen. Yes. I don't know if they're stolen satellites. What are the freaking dishes on the ground called um receivers sure we'll call them receivers i don't know if that's what they're called but uh they maybe they took them from the ukrainians and now they're using them for themselves maybe they have some bootleg device oh you just turn that shit off it's a subscription service i maybe they don't know who owns it is the record keeping but apparently they're using starlink now.

It's a thing. I'll have to look into that. I haven't seen that. That's crazy because I thought of it as like, it'd be like stealing somebody's cell phone and like, oh, the bad guys have your phone now. Now they can use it. Yeah, man. I called Singular.

I don't know who you called. Oh, fuck. Putin got my Hulu login. How am I going to handle this? I got to cancel it. Easy peasy. From Forbes. Tr trusted news source from forbes i'm not disabling my ad blocker i'll just choose to believe you wall street journal says

the russians have thousands of them is that a better source i guess oh i didn't i mean i wasn't dogging on forbes i don't know anything about news network i I find Forbes to be a little... Ukrainian Lieutenant General... What is the attention grabbing? Oh, New York Post, right? No, I was going for their little clickbait. Yeah, tabloid. That's better. Forbes is a little bit tabloid, which is funny. They had a really respected magazine, and their website just became garbage.

Garbage, yeah. It's weird. I guess you go for what sells. If everybody's doing that buttoned up sort of here's the news today from older white folks and how we see things but if you're if you get a little more sensational and a little more uh tabloidy i guess it works better well that's weird i don't i get maybe i don't know understand fully how starlink works uh because i know that when i've looked into it because my dad's in that internet hellhole it's like you pay for the dish five it's the price has changed because it's one of those

early adopters things five seven hundred dollars for the dish the receiver and then it's a subscription service you're paying like monthly fees and they get you a certain bandwidth i would guess maybe there's different plans even for like faster faster speeds. So it seems odd to me that... I guess he's just providing service to Russians? In that article Woody linked, it says that SpaceX has said that the people selling those in Russia are scamming them and that they don't work in Russia. Oh.

And I don't know... They might be using them in Ukraine? I have no idea. This is the first I've heard of any of this. But Starlink as a whole is kind of cool. Like, it's going to be great when it's awesome everywhere. Can you imagine that? It's awesome in most places.

Like, I think they're almost there. Have you seen how many there are? Like, I don't know. Yeah, I've seen the graphics and all that shit. it seems like a lot but it's also like three or it's like thousands of them of satellites satellites yeah i've seen i i can't see it with my naked eye but i've maybe it was a good lens but you can see they're in a band moving around the it's like this one followed by that one followed by that one you can see them in this like very straight line moving how do they decide who gets like rights to space real estate

because like what if some like there was a we signed a the powers that be had a whole talk about space and decided when they decided they couldn't um uh when did the the nuclear testing in space right i know they've decided is that just america and russia like because who else is could do that shit yeah china i guess okay can india well if we're talking about launching satellites every anybody can launch a fucking satellite obviously what was the exact question taylor can india i was meaning like like kyle was oh, the powers that be kind of decided, you know, sliced up the bits in the celestial realm up there. And I was like, oh, well, the powers that be when they decided that must have literally been like, all right, here's a Russian guy and an American guy and they're deciding. Probably so.

And so maybe now with other countries, they're going to be pissed. Well, if there's whenever there's actually the technology to go up there, like that show, Woody and I like for all mankind. If it was if it was like going to the wild, you know, to California back in the day, if it was an arduous trip. But, yeah, we can all do it. It's not a big deal. We just go. It's hard, but we get there. Then we might be like, yeah, that treaty was from 1967 when we decided that no one owns the moon. Turns out we kind of do own the moon. We're here, and we have anti-space guns, so you can't land on the moon anymore. And so now we have to blow up their anti-space guns on the moon.

And now we have a moon war, which is not done enough in sci-fi. There needs to be something on the moon worth fighting for. Real quick, I self-fact-checked. India landed on the moon last year. Yeah. Not with people though. Doesn't count. We are so far past giving a shit about

a robot landing on the moon. India shouldn't even get props for that. India said no sooner than 2040. They did say by 2040. Their plan to go to the moon again is upsettingly stupid. There's so many rockets

involved. Our plan. Ourly stupid there's so many rockets involved our plan okay our plan like there's so many rockets involved with getting all the fuel up into space to like couple that bitch up it makes me wonder how they did it the first times it's like dude there was technology we threw away all those rockets from the 60s i guess they don't want to do it in a tuna can this time around. Like a ball of tinfoil. Nah, it's bullshit, dude.

I'm not buying it. They're like, ah, we're building it more spacious. We want more leg room. That's all. That's why it's taking an extra 50 years to do it again. What the fuck? In 1969, you went there with tinfoil and string. And we can't do it now? It was very dangerous.

I saw the Tom Hanks movie. I saved the other characters and became president. That was a TV show. Apollo 13 is one of the all-time greatest space movies. That is a movie, Kyle. You can't believe it. It's a movie. That shit happened, though.

That shit happened. I love Tom Hanks stuff there. It's all over my scene. I can't remember which astronaut it was. They had to calculate their own reentry and maybe paint on the glass and use that to get themselves home. That's a movie. I know it's happening in a movie,

but it happened in real life, too. It's based on a real thing that I think a Russian did. That a guy who's doing math up there and had to a friend of mine we'll find it there's a discontinued kind of helicopter that the army uses it's like a yahweh or uh does anyone know their helicopters i know apache and that's it this is like um it's more silent and not as cool or advanced but But anyway, it can shoot missiles. So the way that they did it is they shot missiles and they watched them. Then they took a grease pin on their windshield and used that as their target.

Interesting. Yeah. They just retired this thing like three years ago. That's pretty ingenious. Very smart. Pretty low tech. But to think of something like that in the moment. The iron plate version with a helicopter.

Yeah, that's what they do. So Kyle, you don't think we're going to the moon in the 2020s now? Oh, you're muted, my friend. No, no, no, we're not going in the 2020s. You know what? Again, it will take finding a resource there or a military advantage there or it will take a very motivated president like it'll take an individual it will take a guy who's like man space is my jam his face is my fucking jam

go personally to the moon to flex on everybody um you'd have to ask him. I think he's got his own plots and plans, right? No one's going to the moon right now. Oh, by the way, that helicopter's called a Kiowa for the six of you that cared what it was called. There's some helicopter out there who's like, yes! I want to know what helicopter he's talking about.

What the fuck is a Yahweh? That's not a Jewish or something. Named after the Kiowa Indian tribe, of course. Yes. Kind of insulting. We named them after our Indians. In Comanche, you didn't say a word. You hear Kiowa, and suddenly you're not so happy.

Yeah. Well, it's more disrespectful. It's kind of flexing on them, right? It's like they didn't know how to... They never figured flight out. We're going to name all our fucking fences. Like, look, we named this fence Apache after the people who chased buffaloes around.

You know, that was like pretty cool. Stone age tribes that we dominated. Fucking four games in a row swept the Indians. It wasn't even close. We named this wheel Neanderthals. They didn't have that. Yeah. Maybe.

I don't know. Yeah. Or Cro-Magnon. Maybe that's, I don't know. Whatever. Whoever didn't have it. Cro-Magnon, Neanderthal. They didn't have that. Yeah. I don't know. Or Cro-Magnon. I don't know. All the old ones. All the hits. The classic. I like those Hobbit people of Indonesia. I think those are by far the coolest.

No, no, no. The Hobbit people of Indonesia that they found. It was an offshoot of the human race. It was one of our cousins like the Neanderthal were. You know who I like? The Sentinel Island people. If I have my history right, like 150 years ago, people from the mainland brought them disease. And since then, they don't understand disease. They don't get it. They're a very primitive tribe. Everyone knows the Sentinel

Island. There's barely any contact with civilization. And it doesn't matter what you do, they won't be your friend you can show up and give them buckets of oranges live pigs dead pigs doesn't matter that if you get within spear throwing distance they will kill you every fucking time and so many people have tried to bribe their way into a relationship with them they take your shit and fire you give me a sword and plate armor and I can conquer Sentinelese Island. The three of us in plate mail run roughshod over the Sentinelese.

What would actually be the... I don't want a sword. I think I'd get my ass kicked. I'd get pinned down. If I don't have a gun, I'm not going. You don't want to go with a rifle and you do want some kind of fucking arrow armor because they are going to shoot arrows at you yeah how about one of those um

bomb suits an aa12 and a sit and spin no they're gonna fucking be all over you they're gonna pin you down let's play they're gonna sit and spin there's no they can't get behind you have they ever gonna burn you alive in that suit have Have they ever been shot at, ever? I go out there every weekend, dude. You fucking... They don't fucking learn. International waters are a bitch. You're just piecing them up on their...

It's hard to hit them with the waves chopping, but... They don't run so good. I think we need to take Sentinelese Island from them unless they can demonstrate they're doing something with it. They're lucky there's nothing there we want. By the way, did you hear about the discovery in Wyoming of rare earth metals? What kind?

The rare kind. I wasn't trying to trick you. I was asking what kind of metal. The kind we use for advanced technologies that are... Lithium. Up until literally last week, we thought China had the world's supply. They have something like 42 million tons.

They found 2 billion tons in Wyoming. So much, they say, that we are now the world leader of rare earth metals, like dwarfing what China has. But it's like 40 million to 2 billion. Let's start getting it out of the ground first. Let's make sure we're not out over our skis with our 2 trillion pounds. I read a Reddit article, Taylor.

It's also was on Reddit. I didn't. American Rare Earths Incorporated has its sights on thousands of acres of land near Wheatland, Wyoming. Company disclosed a technical report on Wednesday and it found 64 percent more rare earth minerals than it had originally envisioned in a March 2023. Due to this alarming sum of metals, the company is now demanding 300 times their initial government request for funding. I mean, good. We need to fund. They need to be funded as much as possible, right?

It seems like we'll have. That's a very important discovery. We need a non-biased rock counting kind of guy to go there and give us the real numbers. I'm reading a Wall Street Journal article about it. I can't gather what mineral it is. How do they leave that out? Yeah, that's the most important part of it. I think it's a cadre of metals.

I think they all are formed together by perhaps asteroid impacts. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I think it's neodymium and paracetamol oxides neodymium is for magnets did you get anything from that second word

I tried to say I have no idea what that is but I know like neodymium magnet that's a thing right those really powerful magnets when it comes to verbal skills I have no idea what that is, but I know like neodymium magnet. That's a thing, right? Those really, really powerful magnets. Pocket brain when it comes to verbal skills. I think that's, I think neodymium. Can you try to pronounce that?

Do you see it in the chat? Oh, fuck. Praseodymium oxides. That works. Okay. Praseodymium probably. I like that even more. Dymium.

Yeah, that sounds pretty science-y. Someone knows what that is. There's some magnet guy out there who's like these fucking retards. I was really hoping it would be the battery one, which I think is lithium. It is, yeah. And I know, I keep saying cobalt because I know that's really important, but I don't remember why. Maybe it's phones.

I don't know. Probably batteries. Yeah. It's used to dope glass, including sunglasses to make solid state lasers and to color glasses and enamels. I think a lot of advanced technologies require for little ins and outs of them.

Well, then it's good. We found a shit ton of it. Hopefully it's easy. I look forward to the future wars. I'm glad that we're finding all this oil and rare earth elements over here yeah we gotta we gotta just burn through all the oil we can't burn through it i keep saying that that's why global warming is just nonsense like

we've got all i don't care about your alternative fuels we don't need any they're bullshit we've got so much oil you should be figuring out how to make more oil powered things everything's made of oil anyway there's everything around us made of fucking oil whether you know it or not that keyboard is made of oil that's true glasses are made of oil your clothes have oil in them this this microphone has oil in it we are covered in oil we are sitting on oil we are bathed housed and comforted by oil every moment of the day. That light and this electricity is probably mostly powered by petroleum. I hear you. Clean air is important.

When I was a child, they put lead in the gasoline. Now I don't know which one of you is Kyle. That's what you don't drink the gasoline, Woody. That's where I went wrong. I agree, Kyle. They've got to start getting some predictions right with the gasoline, Woody. That's where I went wrong. I agree, Kyle. They've got to start getting some predictions right with the global warming shit. Get a couple predictions right once in a while.

They showed me that Greta Thunberg cunt and every other dumb fuck since I was in kindergarten. I remember specifically in kindergarten when we were watching a cartoon that showed the ocean swallowing Florida. And that shit was supposed to happen a coon's age ago. That was supposed to be the early 2000s. kindergarten when when we were watching a cartoon that showed the ocean swallowing florida and that shit was supposed to happen a coons age ago that was supposed to be the early 2000s and al gore came out in like 2002 and inconvenient truth and he said the world the world's gonna drown in days

we're all gonna drown i was like oh my god al gore's and the framing and it's like the name and inconvenient truth is is is its own like message it's like yeah none of us want it to be true but the world's just gonna drown then kevin costner makes water world and we saw how bad it could be and we believed and i don't know man that florida real estate that the richest people in the world come up with the value for somehow just gets more and more valuable and they keep investing in it. It's almost like they know that the oceans are not going to rise and swallow Miami Beach because they keep inflating the price of that real estate. Do people really think that the sea

is going to rise up and swallow New York in the near future? You have to be an actual retarded person. They made it sound like it was going to have happened already. They said China was going to swallow our economy by 2020. That was the word in 2006. The sleeping dragon. Look at this on screen. Checkmate. Okay, well, this is a...

You know what? I'm spooked again. Yeah. No, I agree. I don't think they know what the fuck they're talking about i mean like i'm i'm not crazy like you the oil the way that i treat snacks in my house we just got to get through all of it and that way we can't be tempted in the future so let's just burn through all the i i want to find a way to make more oil that's what i want to do production of oil during world

war ii the germans had to make their own like synthetic's what I want to do. Production of oil. During World War II, the Germans had to make their own synthetic oil. It was three times as expensive and took a terrible long... It's why they lost the war. But they came up with a synthetic oil. The best people in the world, the Germans. You know what happened this week, Taylor? Third largest economy. Again, Germany. Remember last time that happened?

What happened? Yeah, they tried their hand at... They tried their hand at conquering the planet. Let's hope that doesn't happen again. Japan went into a full recession. It's interesting. They defined recession in Japan the same way we used to here.

It's not politically expeditious. It's not declining growth. Exactly. The Biden administration changed their mind on that, remember? No. I do saying wrong but i remember i remember that renee pierre white house press secretary going on and on about how no no no that's not a recession well it's to decline growth nope not anymore i remember a whole like thing about that yeah but they do that shit with all sorts of numbers.

You can't buy... Unemployment. They change unemployment. However you look at the numbers, Japan apparently... People who are no longer looking after three months. I worry about the Germans, but then, you know, I see their politics, and it seems like they're so content on

letting everyone know that they're not going to do it again. It seems like it's a big deal there of like putting people at ease like like rest easy don't worry we're not going to do it a third time seems like there was a whole propagandized educational system there that may be not exactly what we did to japan but in some other way we sort of guilted them into like yeah really feeling like self-hating yeah like it's pretty sinister to be a patriot in the long run i bet it's hard to be a patriotic german like like there's been times when it's maybe a little hard to be a patriotic american like not hard but maybe just not publicly popular or globally popular even after 9-11 you wave flags all day long after abu grabe it was like

let's tone it down a little yeah but as a as a German, I don't know what their flag looks like. Is their flag just the stripes? It's like the yellow, the red, and the stripes? It's red with like a sideways cross in it. It's aesthetically on point. There might be a bird on it. A lot of right angles in it. I literally started, I was like okay red

and then the cross ah you okay that's the old flag isn't it it's like yellow and red and black like stripes that's what I'm saying they don't flex hard enough for me to even fucking know I know what Poland's flag looks like they got like a guilla on there an eagle or some shit I don't like it when someone another

country has the same flag with like different orders like russia and france i wouldn't know which is which come on russia you're better than that yeah you know uh i don't remember who it was but i think actually no i do it was romania romania has the best flag in europe it's not even close romania kicks the shit out of all the other flags it's a black eagle on a red background. It's sick. Far and away. Yeah.

It's not my cup of tea. Let me make sure it's the right one. I really, I really hate those African flags that have like, that's not right. You don't like that one. Yeah. I don't like it when a flag has too much detail in it.

America's even, uh, dances with that. I think stars, baby. I love it. Can's even dances with that, I think. Stars and stripes, baby. I love it. Can you pull up a Romanian flag, Zach? Albania. It's Albania. Oh, do Albania next. Do Romania first and get the version that has birds on it.

I like our flag a lot. A lot, a lot. I think it's the world's best flag. I think it tells the story of our history in the, the, the 50 States and the 13 colonies. Um, I think the whole Susan B. Anthony story that a lady did it. It's cool too. I think it's a little, a little woke, you know,

all the way right from the start had we let a lady make our flag. I think this flag has too much detail. Um, well I think that's probably, and I'm guessing here, like the Royal seal of wherever the fuck this is. Is this Germany? It's definitely Romania. And I'm not sure if they have more than one flag. I think sometimes they do it with no sigil.

Are those supposed to be lions? Yeah, they are supposed to be. Yeah, that's how it usually looks when they're not gussying it up. I bet that's how lions looked like a thousand years ago. There was probably some short-maned lion in Europe that got hunted to extinction or some shit. Oh, I didn't think of that. Because that's a stupid looking lion. It is if you

look closely. This is Albania. Is that a double-headed Aguila? I don't know. Which, of course, you've got the head looking to the past and to the future. Okay, it's very important. You'll sometimes see the Aguila with one of the heads marred out.

Interesting. I'm impressed by that knowledge. I didn't know any of that about flying. I made all that up. Don't tell me that, man. Now I demand restitution. I'm glad we got mileage out of that topic. It's like those brain worms from Rathacon,

those little bits of fake information that I feed people, and then they get to a party somewhere, and Aguilas come up, and they're like, actually, sometimes the Aguila doesn't look backwards. You don't look forward. You see that in the third dynasty. Kyle told me that. What is war? What is it good for?

They all fucking laugh at you. It's your boring party. Damn. I agree. Our flag is good. I wouldn't put us as... It's the best flag. Who's the best flag? Name a flag better. Albania was better. With the lions? Albania, the second one. Oh, the black Aguila. top who's the best flag name a flag better albania was better just i like the i like a couple with the lions albania the second one with the black aquila okay yeah i like that that's pretty cool

okay i i don't like that i really appreciate the story that our flag tells with the stars and stripes and what they what they signify and all that jazz um also yellow and green i do not like yellow and green on flags i think they look bad particularly yellow really that's funny because i was gonna say i like barbados i think i think canada's flag is a top tier flag like like they would be like i can hear that man they're at least a b tier they're probably an a tier flag a u.s is s tier 100 i'd say we're mid a tier, but I think you're biased because we're American.

Canada's flag is the right level of detail and I feel like the whole world knows the Canadian flag when they see it. If I pull up the Russian flag or the French flag, most of America doesn't know which is which. Russia flag sucks. There might be another one that's the same thing,

but you twist it 90 degrees. I'm really not sure. What's that Australian flag? Show me the Aussies. Isn't that like a Union Jack kind of truncated into the corner? That's right. And then New Zealand is... Which the Union Jack, that's a good flag.

You know which flag was pretty good? I agree with that. It also has meaning within it. I appreciate that. Soviet Union. They had a pretty cool flag. That's a flag, right? The Soviets and the Nazis had cool flags. What can we say? They did well. at it. I appreciate that. Soviet Union. They had a hammer and a circle and a mostly red flag. The Soviets and the Nazis had cool flags. What can we say? They're right there with Canada for me. It's the

appropriate level of detail. In Japan, I almost like how pure and simple it is. That's cool. Nice. It's a really good track. Thank you for coming through here, Zach. Brazil, hate that. Absolutely. Really? What the fuck is that it's funny i was about to say i like brazil but it violates my too much detail rule i don't know

what it means yeah there's a blue ball with a band across it and lots of dots i want to believe it's the night sky or something but i have no idea what that that even means too fair why is brazil so fucking big people wouldn't know what your flag means without a lesson why don't we let them have so much of that that is true yeah does does chad and you uh romania have the exact same flag chad is the face one in the middle of africa your question requires me to find not only romania but chad on the map see there's romania just south of ukraine and then there's chad just south of libya like those are the fucking man we need to find out whose flag was

taylor i think senegal and ethiopia are awful the iraqi flag's not bad. Yeah, I don't like Ethiopia's either. I like how Woody just didn't know where those countries were. He's just thrown them out. I just assume nobody does. You know, Iran has a pretty cool flag. I know Senegal's Western Africa somewhere. I don't know which one. Yeah, there's too much green in South America and Africa.

There's a ton of green on the flags in Africa. I did not realize that. I don't know what country that is. There's a black and red one that looks a little Russian on Western Africa. Yeah, I was just looking at that one. I can't tell what that is, but it looks pretty cool. I like that one. China's is pretty good.

China's is solid. That's true. India, I do not like orange and green look at this though america like i'm not saying we're first but we're second to no one like we're s tier right we're there you know looking at all of these you're right we are i'd say we're low s tier yeah uh because some of these are just bad m Mongolia, that's kind of cool. I like that. Mongolia and Kazakhstan, two sleeper flags up there.

Mongolia, I'm worried there's too much detail. I can't tell what it is because it's kind of cut off. And then Kazakhstan. Look how unique Kazakhstan's colors are compared to everything else. That's nice. No one else went with teal yeah no one else went with teal no one else went actually down there down there there's a little light blue down there in uh in southern africa but southern africa what man i do not know where the countries in africa are

oh who fucking cares neither of the countries in africa you'd have to if you showed them the map they couldn't read it get out of here it doesn't matter where the countries in africa are this is what we live like from space i wonder what africa is actually like now is that where you live i learned about africa in like the 80s that's when i learned that they were starving there were bugs crawling on them this that and the other thing that was 40 years ago for all i know most of africa has washers and dryers now you know those commercials with the old white man with the beard he's walking in that filthy village with them little black kids with flies all over their just and they got their distended bellies and they're inexplicably like laying in a mud hole or something and they got chapped lips they all got real chapped lips and they're often like just eating milk they're like eating milk with a spoon. Michael Jackson sang for you.

It was just a quarter a day. You could support this entire Zimbabwean village. Fuck. Fuck you. No, not a dime. A quarter a day? Well, then it seems like these guys don't have that much of a barrier between them and getting a little bootstraps and action going on. They can't earn a quarter a day? It doesn't seem like it.

Inflation rate or something, they said. I don't think a lot of good stuff goes down there. I think it's a lot of poverty. You can take that taxpayer dollars and you can send them to Ukraine. You can even send them to the Gaza Strip. I'd draw the line at Africa, Taylor. I'm stricter. I don't even want those

Europeans getting our money. No, no, no. They're putting it to use, Taylor. I appreciate that they're putting it to use and create... It's almost like we're funding an entertainment program for me or people like me.

So you don't see it as like we're kind of in the looting stage of the fall of Rome? I think we're too militarily powerful to fall apart like rome does i think we'll we'll definitely see notoriously militarily weak yeah um i i think we'll see uh more of a fall of you know our who we are we'll we're not we'll just be something different that that is what what what we're losing who we who we are and like what we're about um and and like it'll be a slow i don't know there's a very i don't know there's a very strong conservative um like swing right now it really i think this presidency's this presidential election is kind of important societal wise to kind of see which direction we swing back into

you see the new john stewart episode yes well i got 20 minutes of it stewart now sure that's enough yeah he's back on the daily show doing his doing his bit on there again i thought it was pretty good he did he went back and forth on biden's age and then you know trump's age too i i feel like he's more conservative than i i feel like he tried to be balanced bill maher i used to think of bill maher and john and Jon Stewart as the lefties lefty and then Colbert was the lefties lefty doing a bit where he pretends like he's a righty now I feel like Maher in particular has woken up, doesn't seem like the right way to put it

I think you're off on Maher, I think he has always had a bit of an independent streak. He didn't just line up with the blue. A good example is when he got thrown off for politically incorrect. If people don't know the story, everybody was saying that the 9-11 hijackers were cowards. And he was like, listen, they're evil. They're bad. There's a thousand things I don't like about them.

But cowardness was not one of their flaws. They're actually kind of brave yeah you have to be it would be terrifying to do what they did i would be terrified to do what they did but no one was ready to hear that but it is a uh just i don't know like one anecdote that implies he is independent thinker and it has been for a long time and now the left does some stuff that's hard to like and it's like man the left would fuck things up in like a good way. Like win by a lot. If they could abandon some of their dumb shittery,

both sides, both sides. And it almost makes you wonder if it's just all a big rigged game to keep everybody dancing and focused on that horse shit. Because it's like, why, why are you so serious about this abortion thing? And why do you hate our guns so much? Like, clearly it's a good so much? Clearly, it's a good way to defend ourselves against the government.

Example after example shows you're not going to be able to fix the problem that you want to solve by taking guns away. Why are you so fixated on these two issues? Why can't we have a third, not even a third party, just a party that thinks common sense i look look when it gets to economics and foreign policy who's to say i don't know i don't know sometimes it seems like the conservatives have it right and then sometimes it seems like the the liberals have it right as far as that goes foreign policy and economics but this social shit sometimes you never know what's right like like we have you seen the part go ahead i was gonna say we for example put big tariffs on china right trump put them there i think biden kept all of them and um it's like

was that a good move well shucks i don't know unless i could do a multiverse thing where i didn't do that move right because or even see the behind the scenes stuff where like maybe we did that to them and then the next meeting is like, you know, we could, we could take that off. If maybe you just wiggle a little about a little bit over here on this thing. Well,

the public won't know, won't, won't know that we took it off, but look, we'll funnel a percentage of this over here. And in essence, it's off, but the public thinks it's on with the Cuban missile crisis.

I'm sure you probably know, but everyone thinks that was a jfk win the russians backed down they took their missiles away we took our missiles out of i think it was turkey or something like that like there was a um there was a uh what's the latin is it quid pro quo you're looking quid pro quo yeah there was quid pro quo there where like yeah they got their missiles the fuck out of Cuba. We gave up some stuff in Europe. We moved some missiles out of there. But part of that deal was that JFK saved face,

and Gorbachev, I think that's who it was. Maybe not, though. Lost, it probably wasn't Gorbachev. Maybe earlier. It was way earlier. Khrushchev. Khrushchev, yes. Thanks, Taylor.

But I don't know. I imagine things like that go down. That's why I'm so... I don't like to judge when I see a president doing a big thing with another country, even Trump, because Trump, as a businessman, it seems like he likes to do those sort of... You know on...

What's the show where they show the products and the sharks pick them? Shark Tank? Oh, Shark Tank. Sometimes they'll, on the spot, word a deal in a way that I never thought of a deal could be worded. I just imagine maybe Trump playing Shark Tank with China. Like, okay, okay, well, we'll do this for your cars, and you'll do this for our magnets. Johnny, what did you want for the magnets?

Two points? Yeah, two points on the magnets and on the cars. Look, the tariffs stay, but the money comes from there. You shake this hand with that hand and the money comes right back to you. Every car that gets through this, you get that. I can just imagine him doing that. So I can't judge. I don't think anybody can really judge anything other than results.

And what the economy is doing, what prices look like. I always like to see cheap gasoline. That's a good indicator to me that things are going well or that or at least that we have our hand or that we're getting our way geopolitically if gas is cheap and the u.s is winning geopolitically if it's expensive then the fucking cartel has gotten together and decided to squeeze us for something we've got to sell there could be a couple causes though right sometimes gas is expensive because the economy is booming and everybody's moving and everyone's doing it. And gas got cheaper than free.

They would pay you to take oil during COVID because for at least a really brief period of time, the economy absolutely spiked downwards. And nobody was moving. And no one was driving. No one was using oil. And for reasons I don't understand, oil production couldn't be stopped or slowed down. So they were just like, we got these things getting oil on our hands and we can't stop it.

We'll pay you to take it from us because we know this, keeping it going is a better idea. At least we think it is. Yeah. I often, you know, OPEC is just a dirty fucking cartel. I mean, we're awful too,

but then, you know, I often wonder what they're squeezing us for when they... We're allowed to be. Yeah, we're allowed to be. We're the good guys. I'll be playing Tarkov and I'll be crab walking down a hallway about to shoot a guy in the back and then I'll be like,

fucking rats around here. I think I hear somebody to my right. I'm allowed to be a rat, but they're not. Only I can sneak. Everybody else should be running around and yelling. How am I supposed to have fun in Inventory Simulator if people aren't running around? Dude, you're not far off calling in.

Dude, the amount of, like, when we would, like, me, Kyle, Vavity, like, we'll be in a Discord call, just chatting, whatever. I'll have AOE2 streaming and i'll like have kyle or vavity stream up so i can see what they're doing and sometimes like maybe it's just my own like i'm looking over at bad times but i'll look over like i'll be in the middle of my game and i'll be like no kyle revolving they're still fucking reorganizing their backpack geez and i'll like look back at my screen and i feel like 10 real-time minutes later, I'm like, is he AFK? No, something just moved in the backpack.

What's going on here? Let me explain this. This is our stash where we have everything we've accrued through months of playing. And part of the game and now, there was Edge of Darkness, limited edition version. You pay $150 and you get all the future DLC for free. They stopped selling

that December 31st, January 1st, whatever. Now the little things that you used to get from EOD, they're going to start selling as microtransactions. And one of those is just a bigger stash. It's more line. Do you still get it? Yes, we get it. We keep it.

It shows that it's already purchased when you go to the website by EOD people. So they limit the amount of stash space you have. And it's a game within the game, Taylor. They call it Tetris-ing, just moving things around and how you conserve space and put objects within objects. Because often bags and satchels

will be like TARDISes. They're bigger on the inside. So something that takes up one square might have 32 on the inside for a very particular item. And the most valuable things in the whole game, other than a couple access cards, but that's minutiae, are cases. These thick

cases that are like, it looks like a gun case, but on the inside it's a goddamn TARDIS that you can just fill up. You know what an ammo case looks like? That's in the game. It takes six spots in your stash and you open it up and there's maybe 18 spots.

Yeah, it's maybe even four. So yeah, I get up. If I'm going to play, I'll get up and I'll have my coffee and I'll sit here for an hour, Taylor. Selling the stuff. I won the day before. Cleaning the stash out. It takes an hour just to organize my stash.

So tedious. So that I can play. Use the auto stash organizer. It, well, it organized it, but now I'm out of room. So I've got to go through and like get all the,

I have three junk boxes full of valuables. So I have to pull them all out at the end of the day and sell them. And doing that, selling all the little pieces and bobs and ends that you found just takes an hour. What level are you at? I have a decision to make, Taylor, where you can click a button and the game will organize your stash in the blink of an eye,

but it won't do exactly what you wished it had. So would you rather do this yourself for an hour or click the button? People land on different paths for that. I am a button clicker in that situation. Yeah, I click the button people land on different oh i i click the button clicker in that situation yeah i click the button constantly it'll organize but again it's going through and selling all of the t plugs that you've acquired all of the hoses that you've the wires just it's getting your hideout like tinkered with let me put an air filter in let me

put a water filter in let me check if my bitcoins are ready to pull out let me start production on some ammo over here let me start production of a box over here let me make if my bitcoins are ready to pull out let me start production on some ammo over here Let me start production of a box over here. Let me make some meds over there Oh, let me go in the workout room and literally pump iron and click the button Just right when it when it goes within the hot zone so I get extra bump Pumped up today with my fucking RPG character. Oh shit I've worked out without an air filter in so I only get so I missed out on that extra 40% of like pump time. This is like working out without steroids.

I've wasted my fucking day. I can only work out once a day. Fuck. Like, like that's Tarkov. And then eventually you go in and shoot, shoot people with all the shit you've acquired. There's just too much of that.

If you don't like that mini game, then it's hard to like, it's part of what makes Tarkov so addictive is that when you grind up to a certain point, you get that big case and this inventory space, which had been such an annoying piece of your life. It's like, fuck! I can't do anything because there's no space in here to move my shit around. Now you've got a case

and everything goes in it all of a sudden. You've got rows and rows and rows of space. They're going to start selling the rows for money now. I hope they sell us extra rows. I would pay more money for a few rows. Like, not crazy, but give me a few extra rows for a few extra dollars, and I would definitely do that.

Are you almost to the end cycle? I'm almost to max traders. I'm level 40 now. So I'm like two levels away from 42, obviously, where you get max traders. What are you saying? Max trader? So traders will sell things to Kyle that they wouldn't sell to someone that they don't have as good a relationship with.

Kyle needs to rank up and one, perform certain tasks for these traders, exactly, and two, get himself at a high enough level that the traders consider him worthy. So these are the AI vendors? Yeah. It's the in-game store where you get your shit. And you can buy it on that

flea market at these crazy inflated prices. Like, a grip that one of the traders will sell you for 10,000 rubles, which is a paltry sum, might on the open market be 80,000 rubles. And it's like, okay, 70,000 rubles isn't the end of the day. But you repeat that process for't the end of the day but you repeat

that process for every individual component of the gun and now your gun costs four times more than it should so it's hard to be productive at the game if every time you lose you're losing four times everything costs you four times as much um so getting those traders maxed out means you have access to almost everything although some of of the little tits are at a good price. Is it almost like based on what you said last time we talked about this a bit, is it almost like getting Dragon

Bone or fucking Daedric Armor in Skyrim where you grind for it, you get it, but when you finally do get it and you've got Max Illusion or whatever, you tool around for a little bit, and then it's like, all right, well, I'm done. There's no one who can even come close to fighting me in this game.

No AIs. I guess I'll go to white run and kill every guard again. Well, you've got PMCs, obviously, who have the same shit you have, and I'm pretty good at the game, honestly. I've been playing a good bit, but I will get my shit pushed in frequently because I play alone as well. So you'll run into these big squads and they'll just destroy you. But, you know, it's a little bit of both.

For me, when I get max traders, a little bit of the fun is gone. I don't have as much to grind toward. There is a Kappa container when you do like 95% of the tasks. I've never gotten that i don't i don't plan on trying it's very hard i don't think i can do it like one of the hardest achievements in gaming probably is you know trey has already gotten two kappas this way yeah i told you this is the guy i like to what trade 24k uh he's a streamer youtuber he's a young guy. He's maybe 22,

23, something like that. They must have made it a little easier if he has two capas because he used to be level 70. Yeah, I think it's like level 50 something now. Or maybe 60 or something. So 70 is like four times more than 55. Yeah, it's less of an XP grind

now and more of a scavenger hunt slash killing the goons seems to be what a lot of people have a hard time getting done. The goons are this trio of souped up AI who are I think they're Americans. They all have names and personalities, play styles and specific weapons. But one of them doesn't have footstep sounds. Oh, that's a fun addition. He's literally

a fucking ninja, and their AI makes them very ninja-like. So, fighting them, if you kill one, you sort of back into a corner and let them push you and wait. But you never know when this silent... And he's moving. He's moving as fast as a character

can move in this game. He has fake stats. He's a Superman, and he's coming with some scary gun to shoot you right in the face. And he's screaming while he does it. Do they play a big role at all? If you play a lot of nighttime, you'll see cultists. I've seen them three times this wipe. Has anyone knifed you with poison

yeah before yeah i've been i've been stabbed by a cultist before like like in previous wipes usually you bump into the cultist and don't realize because i'm not a fucking full-time player or whatever like for my job i don't recognize the cultist until it's usually too late like i'll i'll be like oh a player's laying in the bush because that's what cultists do. They'll literally lay in the bushes in the dark, and I'll shoot him, and then I'll get lit up, and it's only later in the kill feed that I'm like, oh, I killed a cultist. But they're also silent-footed, so

you back into a room and let them push you, and it's terrifying. And it's nighttime. It's nighttime. Yeah, you've got your night vision on, and they can see in the dark, I guess, magically. So, yeah, it's a good fucking time. I haven't fallen into the PAL world i don't think i will um do you have a game my friends stop playing in real i'm gonna play warhammer with you of course i'll play some warhammer well i thought that's what you were transitioning into no i'm still all in on like i tried playing like i played warhammer a

bit it's just that like the eco balance of aoe really scratches an itch it makes the military more fun to field when you like farm to table raise your paladins like like you like you've built the whole it's just more to pay attention to and like the build-up is fun and there's so much that can go wrong where it's like, you have this big plan in your head of this is the tech I'm going to go into. And then you get attacked,

you get rated, you have to make different approaches. And so like, it's satisfying to get that when everything comes to fruition, it's really, really satisfying. And so I really like, like the eco thing,

the eco balance part of it is so fun for me. It's that's the most challenging part of the game is maintaining the eco while balancing the aggression and that's the part that makes it i don't want to do that part like i want to focus on the battles like i want to i want to i want to like zoom in and watch the warman like the spearman you know poke people and stuff you'd have fun with it you you'd have a good time. Just download it. Download the version I sent you on Steam. I feel like Mario Yiannopoulos. He's like, you'd have fun. Just come to my apartment, Kyle. It'd be fun. Enjoy yourself.

Have a drink. Have a drink. What he's doing now and how he's doing. I have no idea what that guy's up to. I heard he was like a million in debt, but I don't know that that's true. I think it might have been... My money's not real. Just declare might have been... Money's not real. You just declare it straight now.

I thought he was like a... Maybe this is something I invented in my own head. I thought he was like a really, really rich guy. Is that not true, I guess? He's not rich. All British people are rich. You can tell by their accent. It's true. Very posh. Yeah, they've got all that royal gold from the Empire. Pinkies up kind of guy.

All that money they thieved out of Indiaia yeah did they steal money from india are you kidding i'm fucking with you yes you heard of the east india company the largest corporation of all time it had their own military it's pretty cool what do you think the largest company today is oh i mean it's the largest for revenue is it apple's got a whole campus you know what i mean like apple people do yeah i think theirs is impressive like it isn't like the big one like i bet there's a bunch of people that go into nvidia headquarters but apple's thing i don't i've seen pictures of it and it's like it looked like a college or there's like five or six major buildings there and then microsoft's campus is pretty neat too if you like that like a college or there's like five or six major buildings there and then microsoft's

campus is pretty neat too if you like that like a little town that is the city i heard elon musk is building a town city uh in texas i hope he does some fallout shit where he makes it makes every house retro futuristic and like to his like like like i would love that. If he made Little America. The place where the American dream lives. That's Apple's headquarters. If Elon Musk made his own community and he made a commercial for it that was Fallout-like.

Elon Town. Where the American dream doesn't just survive. It thrives. And then there's like, boom! We cut to riding horses and fucking shooting guns and everybody's wearing a cowboy hat it's like america town i like that what is this why are why is that a cartoon of microsoft it looks i don't know okay but like the way that they had the soccer someone made that shit it's like a fucking mc

escher painting it's like why is that field angled downward i look at those two campuses i feel like i'd rather use ah shit i don't even know i want to know how do you get around apple's big circle is it tell me there's a car tell me there's a little monorail or something that you can just zip to the other side monorail i'd bet that you don't leave your section that often your section moves you don't move your section oh often. Your section moves. You don't move. Your section moves. Oh, it rotates. It's rings within rings. Yes.

And they turn within one another. Nanotechnology. You can go anywhere you want to at an incredibly high speed because it will be moving toward you and you'll be moving toward it. Maybe they have those things that they have at the airport. Including sidewalks that were supposed to save us time. Yeah, but they don't speed you up really that much because people don't know how to use them.

Do you walk on or do you stand? I walk. I walk because I go extra fast and that's fucking cool. I passive aggressively almost get into a jog. Those other people are just tackling dummies. I'm flying. When I dismount, I'm gonna like have to do, I'm gonna stand on my knees and like, ah! I'm going to have to do... I'm going to stand on my knees.

I'm just going to jump off a little bit. I'm flying by the fucking Sbarro. I feel like people have respect for the rushed traveler, though, at the airport. If you're running down that thing and you go like, on your left, on your left!

Nobody gets mad like it's the street. Do that to me on the street. Where the fuck are you heading to? However, if you're trying down that thing you go like on your left on your left like nobody gets mad like it's the street like that guy do that to me on the street where the fuck are you heading to however i get toledo i agree with kyle there but when it's the security line there is no there is no begging no nothing you will wait in fucking line let me tell you a story then so i've been on both ends of that I have had people beg and they're just like, they're offering their, their thing to show you that. Yes, indeed. I got to go now.

Like, look, here's the proof. And everybody's like, go, go, go the whole line. And,

and emphatically, you know, it's two people, whatever, get, get the fuck, get gone. But I've also been the one who needed to beg.

And I just sat there with the realization that I was a white man and I was late. I'm going to miss my flight. and I just sat there with the realization that I was a white man and I was late. And unlike those two little brown girls, no one would care. Ultimately, everything's your fault. But the reason I was late for the airport was my GPS was wrong. It had me going to some...

It didn't take me to the gate where I needed to go to return my rental car. It took me to some private Orlando section. Maybe if I like return my rental car it took me to some like private orlando section there maybe you've had a private jet it would have been good direction so that's why i was late and no one had any sympathy for me at the security line they told me i should have planned better it's like i kind of did plan well it just failed yeah this was a flight home too so it wasn't the end of the world it's not like you need to be there for the thing oh wait this might have been the flight to chicago where i didn't get there on the day before when everybody had fun i think this is what this was like i think there i know there was one chicago trip where like i got there a day late and everybody had they're like oh it was so fun

there was like a clown and and and teresa teresa the hot one she sucked everybody's dick not she said she's all sucked out though she paid me to suck my dick it was crazy 20 spot look at here i still got it kissed it look at that hot as fuck you wouldn believe it. What were you late at the airport? But I was late and I just went to the ticket counter. I'd never been late. I was like, hey, I missed my flight. And they were like, oh, no problem. And they fixed it.

It was such a smooth process to get on the next flight. It was a few hours though. But I had Civilization V and that big fucking Razer gaming laptop and I was good to go at the airport. You get on that airport Wi-Fi, plenty secure. I don't believe what you read online.

I used it one time without getting hacked. You're reading an article written by a guy spinning a mustache like, it's perfectly safe. By the way, that's my go-to for travel gaming. It's Civilization V on a nice, fat gaming laptop. That big razor blade with... Shit, I don't know how big it was.

It felt like a full-size monitor. It was pretty dope. It had a 1070 in it. That's plenty for Civ, right? Yeah. Actually, yeah. As long as you sit it on a bed of ice, because the thing's about to be able to...

It would melt through your goddamn thighs. It would be so fucking hot. But yeah, I'd play Civ on the... I'd bring a mouse and a little mouse pad to throw on my lap or on the table or wherever I was. That was the game to kill time because it's excruciating when you're at the airport and you're not part...

I wasn't part... I think I was part of the Delta program where I could have gone to the sky lounge. Yeah. And have like bad snacks, but it was so far away from where I was that I didn't want, like by the time I got there to that part of the airport and got back to my gate,

it didn't make sense. But yeah, SIF five is the go-to for travel. Dude, those sky lounges, if people have never been in the, like, you even need a lot of miles. I usually get into them

because I have first class tickets. You can get in with that too. From the outside you see the frosted doors and some leather. It smells of mahogany. You're like, oh my god, it must be great in there. Then you go in,

fucking stale sandwiches and some undersized Coca-Cola cans. Did you get a gift bag? Mine was mostly stickers and pencils. Yeah, right? You want those pencils? Yeah, you can't take those on the plane, by the way. Yeah.

Threat. Taylor, have you been to the Sky Lounges and stuff? I've been to the Delta Sky Lounge. Yeah. Yeah, I was flying with someone. This is many years ago, but he was an older guy I was working with and he like had flown so many times. We were going to a meeting together. He's like, oh, I have this. I can bring someone with me. And you're right. It's exactly that. I got in the elevator because you had to take an elevator up to that floor. floor and then it was like walking out and being like oh it's like a really really nice dentist's waiting room where like they have kind of old magazines a lot of seating low quality coffee and then like the snacks are nothing to write home about i got i got stuck in la a lot of chargers

they had a lot of chargers and outlets and that was the thing that i just before kyle that one thing that's usually there, somebody who's working and stressed, right? Somebody's traveling right now and they're working on their computer doing who knows what, but it feels like a library because of respect for that guy. Yeah. And you want to,

you know, be nice and quiet. Cause it's like, man, if I were that guy, I would appreciate, you know, him in my position being quiet.

So I'll do the same for him. Right. I see so many airport meltdowns and drag outs recently on my police video stuff because people will drink too much and get too drunk to be planed, I believe is how they usually put it. Or they get like snotty with the gate agent plus they're drunk. So the cops come. It's one of my new favorite genres.

These grown men and grown women start screaming and crying and biting. And the cops are like, how much have you had to drink? They're asking you to incriminate yourself, by the way, folks. If anyone asks you how much you've had to drink tonight, just look him dead in the face. And say, more than you. More than you could. More than you could yeah i watched so much cop shit that i fucking like speak their fucking language now those leading goddamn questions what do you say you're in an airport and you've had a few drinks but there's a really hammered guy who's like really causing a ruckus and now the police are asking you i type on my phone in the mix i type into my phone um i'm non-verbal um my lawyer can be

reached here and i show that to them um i'm not going they're not going to be able to say that they smelled anything on my breath because i never spoke to them i'm not going to talk to you and breathe my alcohol breath onto you. My lawyer's name is here. Here's his card. I have a picture of it on my phone. Call him. He can tell you how many drinks I've had and what I've had to drink today. They can call him and he

can answer those questions for them. Mr. Woodworth, we contacted your lawyer and he says he just chased us down the chargebacks from Woodycraft. This isn't a scenario like you said. This is if i'm drunk at the airport and they're about to fucking take me downtown by the way this isn't if like a cop just wants to talk a couple to talk i'll fucking talk to him i'll shoot the shit but if they're investigating you and they're fucking with you and they're up they're up um where were you headed where'd you coming from i don't know

about all that dude how drunk do you have to be at the airport for a cop to get involved? Kissing yourself, biting people drunk. Okay, that's a problem. You can't be fucking biting people at the airport. The ticket agent's like, she hit me, then she hit him, and by the way, this chick has told a story like, I don't know why they're treating me this way.

I am from Detroit, okay? They do not treat black people like that here. Atlanta is so ghetto. They hate black people here. By the way, majority of Atlanteans are black. It is a black majority city. They hate black people here. I have never been treated like this.

And that one there was prejudice. And they go back up there. And she started just scratching for my eyeballs. And I curled up into a ball because I'd never hit a woman. But she just got in there deep. You know how she is. And they just attacked me. I think she'd had about 15 drinks.

15 is what the bar tab said, right? Yeah, 15 drinks. She had hit me too, by the way. And she cut back to her. And she's just moralized. And then the realization, they're like, OK, ma'am. Yes, yes, yes. Now put your hands behind your back and the shit hits the fan.

And the next thing you know, my favorite one was the chick on the motorized luggage because she's like zipping around riding the motorized luggage. And the cop just wants to leave the airport. So he's following her zipping around riding a suitcase. And it's comical because of that, because she's talking shit. And then by the end of it, she spits on the cop. And and and so he's got her hand oh for sure he's got her handcuffed shoved into the corner so she can't spit or bite on him and he's and people are going why are you holding her like that he's like because she spat on me and she tried to bite me and we're waiting on a spit mask and i have to

hold her here in this corner until an officer drives to the airport gets out of his car walks into the airport goes through security comes to this gate and provides us with a spit mask which would be about 10 or 15 20 i don't know but she's here and it was great the whole time she's screaming and begging let me go it's like no gotta hold you here you're a spitter damn you know the the victim perp whatever the cop interaction i hate the most when they scream at the cops don't touch me take your hands off me like they have this inalienable right to not be touched or handled you know when they say get out of your car and you don't now you're escalating the situation getting yourself into more trouble and the other if you don't get out of the car i'm gonna break this window i'm gonna unlock the situation and getting yourself into more trouble. And the other,

if you don't get out of the car, I'm going to break this window. I'm going to unlock the door and I'm going to drag you out. You should be like, ah, is there another choice? Maybe we can go that way, but no.

And sure enough, they do it. And the whole time the perp starts screaming, get your hands off me. Don't touch me. And I love it. If I'm the cop socially, 1% of me is like no am i being

rude i watch as you wipe the spit from your cheek you're like no i'm not like this bitch i watched one this week where the they surround this woman in a car white lady and they're like get out of the fucking car get out of the fucking car and she starts driving toward them so now she's using a deadly weapon against them and the cop gets on the fucking hood and he's got his gun pointed into the windshield he's you can stop this fucking car and she takes off and he dumps the mag into her and you can see him like it looks like terminator 2 and you don't know this taylor but the machine gun fire is just eating the windshield away and it's just incredibly cinematic and you're blown away by the sound effects. And you're like, oh, my God, Robert Patrick's a stud.

Look at the CGI. It was like that. And he dumps this mag into this lady's face chest head area. And then they're in a parking lot. And so she drives out of the parking lot and down into a deep ditch that leads to the road. And the car does this woobly, woobbly thing where the cop is thrown clear onto the asphalt, does a movie roll and the car takes off. And you can kind of see as she's driving away,

she looks at the cop like, ah, she's still trying to drive. She is driving. She drives away, but she's all shot up. She drives. She's all shot up.

She drives away. And the cop is now there's no the the bad guys left the scene so now there's just a cop standing in the road and new cops arrive and they don't understand what's happened they don't know and he's trying to tell him like they're like where is she she went that fucking way what do you mean where is she because he followed the blood trail on the follow trail on the they pull her over stop her like down the road some some some other cops and she gets out and she's just like like falling apart but i think she lived i think she lived ah yeah i saw that one recently i'm sure kyle's seen it maybe taylor too she's an older lady i'm gonna call her like 65 she describes herself as a country girl and uh she's not attractive at all and she's just absolutely belligerent with the

policemen and again it's like yeah she's like you didn't have to throw me down he's like well you wouldn't get out of the car and then you hit me and then you kicked me and she's like well i'm a country girl and when i don't get treated right that's what i do and he's like well now you're under arrest yes well that's i see how that plays in court yeah he did taser yeah yeah he was explaining why he tased her yeah because i mean that there's the video by the way of the car you know it i know you know no no that's the windshield shooting cop video that's um i've seen the one you're talking about it's she's kind of a chunky gal too i felt bad for i know she's no it was i i felt bad that she acted like that it's what i guess i mean it's like why are you why are you putting yourself in a position where he has to whoop your

big ass why are you why are you making a fool out of yourself where this man i i was reading um this article about uh prohibition and how these women would walk into the bars and the in the taverns and smash all the bottles and do do this huge amounts of damage but it was just not gentlemanly to manhandle a woman back then apparently and that just flies in the face first of all of what the media has always taught me i thought we were beating them the shit out of them back then but but but here's the but it seems as if most people were so gentlemanly that some bitches could come into your bar where you and the boys were hanging out and not just like cause a ruckus

but destroy the place and empty it of it of any alcohol to drink i have a theory i think they operated a little bit like the uh uk police who have no guns like all right it's not so much you that i'm letting detain me and do all this it's the people who will come if this shit goes sideways because this is during, right? So these women are going into people... No, no. This is how Prohibition happened. It's a big part of what led up to it. I was going to say, during Prohibition,

they let them get away with this shit because all they lose is the product. Whereas the alternative is to go to jail. Oh, they... During Prohibition, they would have killed those women. Because then organized criminals took over because you've created a black fucking market by outlawing alcohol. Now you have criminals who own the taverns.

Al Capone made his money selling fucking liquor, right? Like became the richest man in America or some gave us a lot of awesome movies, a lot of awesome lore about the Italian mob. Like we wouldn't have that if without prohibition, who's your favorite Al Capone? Cause I really liked that guy in a boardwalk empire who plays him. italian mob like we wouldn't have that if without prohibition who's your favorite al capone because

i really like that guy in uh boardwalk empire who plays him i think he does a really good job yeah i was gonna say him as well the british guy who yeah looks very like stocky port like he looks like capone the same face shape the same his nickname is port chop for sure oh yeah he looks like he looks like port chop yeah he's also uh yeah yeah he's another capone like so i can compare you probably know more well there was the one with um um what's his name where he was shitting himself it's like capone is an old man and the neurosyphilis is taken effect it's the guy who played tom hardy tom hardy played yeah that sucked i watched part of that and like this is ridiculous when's he watched part of that. I'm like, this is ridiculous.

When's he going to do cool stuff? And it's like, no, this whole movie is just kind of watching a doddering old gangster. But De Niro. De Niro played Capone in The Untouchables, which is a Kevin Costner slash Sean Connery movie. They are like partners fighting bootlegging in Chicago. And they are The Untouchables, is what they dub themselves or whatever. It's Elliot Ness. He plays Elliot Ness.

True story. Elliot Ness is played by Kevin Costner and Sean Connery. This older cop who's advising him and helping him navigate the difficulties of all that. It's a good movie. Okay. I don't like Kevin Costner, so I probably won't watch it.

But De Niro plays Capone, and he's got a bald cap on and he's doing that fucking thing he does just that weird like grimace smile bro look at your face he's had an old man's smile for much longer than he's been old you've seen taxi driver right from back in the day where he i think that might be my favorite de niro movie i like that a lot um is that scorsese that's so i'm 99 sure that's martin scorsese that directs that he's scorsese i think i hope i'm not getting this wrong i'd be silly um is the guy in the back seat who's who who travis bickle deniro's characters driving around he's like pull up here pull up here park park see that window up there

seeing that window up there my wife's in there about to fuck a guy but a fuck a guy i think he uses a slur then about who she's fucking he's like you know what i'm you know what i got you ever see a 44 magnum what it does to a woman's face you ever see that you ever think about that and it's like having this unhinged conversation where he's talking about murdering his wife with a 44 magnum pistol and what it would do to a woman's face and denarius was like let me mess it up mess it up real good he doesn't know what to fucking say you know i love taxi driver i haven't seen that in a while it's almost time it's it's a little under uncomfortable what's the plot he's so travis is a taxi driver who is clearly unhinged um he he has lost his mind

completely and it is that is being magnified by the city that he lives in it's almost this toxin that's seeping into him. He can't sleep because part of his psychosis is preventing that. And so he just gets as many shifts as he can. He's in every night to the horrors of New York City, the drugs and the sex and the pimps and the rape. And he befriends a 14-year-old prostitute played by Jodie Foster. And Harvey Keitel plays her pimp sport and uh you've

also got this side story where he becomes good he becomes infatuated this woman maybe played by jane fonda though i'm i'm not good on on that um who's uh she's she's an aide to a political candidate and de niro is going crazy and like sort of writing his manifesto, acquiring weaponry, training himself. Literally he has this monologue where he's like, but too long, we've sat still and rotted. No more of that. Every day, 50 pushups, 50 pull-ups.

We've got to harden ourself, harden our body. And while you hear this monologue, he's like making a fist above a gas stove burner sort of like just getting himself a little pain just a little not roasting himself nothing crazy but he's like yeah fucking hot isn't it he's like he's he's taking the inside of a drawer that mechanism that roller mechanism and put it strapped it to the inside of his arm and he's put a little pocket pistol in there so he can reach out like this and the pistol slides out and it's that famous scene where he's talking in the mirror and he's you talking to me you talking to me i don't see anybody else here

so you must be talking to me who the who the fuck do you think you're talking to and he pulls the gun yeah that's right yeah that's fucking right it's great i love that shit that and the scene where he acquires the guns the gun salesman is hilarious he's got all these crazy guns of course but at the end of the conversation he's like i get your cadillac brand new cadillac three thousand dollars uppers downers you like girls he's like whatever you want this guy can get it yeah that movie's awesome and then at the end of course he snaps and he could go left and base and become a hero or he could go right and become a villain and he makes his decision or or or his decision made for him that's what i would argue um but uh but it's great movie crazy shootout at the end um maybe one of my favorite de niro things other

than godfather um I love that movie. He's scary. He's legitimately scary because you hear him talking to himself and you're like, yeah, there are people walking around like that who are just like, I don't care about my life. And these people around me need to go.

There are fucking poison plotting and scheming. And like, here's a guy who's going through the steps. Right. And this is in the seventies. You like, I watched that after, like I saw Joker. It's very young De Niro niro by the way woody like he's very fit and thin oh yeah like early 70s or

something like that but i tried to watch it twice i was never ready for it they they said like oh you know this new joker movie with joaquin phoenix it kind of borrows a lot from taxi driver kind of the same vibe and it does definitely be like i had never seen taxi driver but it has that when i watched it it has that same vibe of like when characters who aren't familiar with travis bickle or aren't familiar with joker like you see them kind of get adjacent to him in a non-intimidating setting and you have a feeling of like no this this poor woman has no idea the kind of person he's she's talking to right now oh don't leave him on with that don't don't say that to him

you're gonna make him think that you are like uh connected at the hip now and like true love like very yeah it's hard to see what's wrong with travis pickle on the outside but it's clear he's a very broken person whose perception of reality and just the way he lives is very altered. The way he takes that lovely woman on her first date to a porno theater. And he's like, lots of people go to these movies. And she's like, are you fucking sick? You sick in the head? What's wrong with you?

And like runs away. And it's like he had no idea how to communicate with a woman. He's literally like an incel, outsider, lone wolf, ready to fucking snap. And he's fucked up from war, right? No. I'm itching to talk about Cape Fear because that's the De Niro movie that I think is scary. Zach, show us a picture of De Niro all pumped up with the tattoos from Cape Fear. I would love that.

Yeah. So De Niro, not normally the guy I think of as like an action hero or an action hero type villain. But in that movie, he got prepared for it. I thought. That's how I remember it anyway. And he plays this crazy guy. I forget why he has an out for the protagonist. Do you remember?

He likes the daughter. He's like creeping on the like 16-year-old, 15-year-old daughter. I think she likes me a lot. I think she does. I could be wrong. I remember it differently. I remember him using the daughter as a tool to get to the dad. And he does.

And that's one of the scary things. The daughter's in school and she's, I'll call her 14 years old or so. He was bigger in my memory. She's like 14 and De Niro is seducing her and it is working. And her dad is like, do not go near that guy. Don't go near him. And just,

but she is, you know, using her own brain and she's, I don't know. I think this guy's pretty cool. I think I like him a lot. I think that fellows. And then,

uh, um, there are a couple of other scenes too, like their dog eyes, I think. And then like a piano string is missing from the piano we don't know what the fuck happened there you've never seen it right i've seen cape fear i like it oh i was i was hoping you'd never seen cape fear but i knew you had seen the simpsons episode where the a the

the pinafore uh yeah yeah yeah um because that's just you know it's it's this yeah i've never seen cape fear that really oh this is the first movie i put my when i put myself into cape fear i'm not deniro i'm the dad i'm the victim in this who's like trying to figure out like how am i gonna how do i deal with this i've got this crazy person stalking my family i'm the only one who understands the danger everyone else thinks he's pretty charismatic and a nice enough guy my daughter wants to fuck him and i'm like convicted rapist released from prison after serving a 14-year sentence stalks the family of the lawyer who originally defended him oh okay that was his oh he felt like he didn't get a good defense and i think yeah i think he

was right nolte okay yeah it's nolte playing the dad. He's horrible, evil, but he's also a genius. And he, I guess, became like a jailhouse lawyer who understood that his attorney didn't give him a proper defense because he was guilty. So he's right. So De Niro's the hero? No. De Niro's the racist. Seems like he was wronged by his lawyer and the criminal justice system is a proper response to tie up the daughter tie up the wife and say you think i'm gonna rape your wife now maybe i'll get to that but i have an opportunity to traumatize here

yeah well that's weird 14 years of the man's life and the daughter is 14 years old it seems fair to me you look i you know you make a strong point. At the very least, he should be a spark. He's very sinister. It's very easy from step one. If they had put a Dracula cape on him in the first scene, you wouldn't be able to take away any more that he's the bad guy.

Like an unhinged loon. I think you'd like cape for your Kyle. It's really scary. It's like a psychological torture type thing. Yeah, I'll probably watch. I usually don'd like Cape Fear, Kyle. It's really scary. And it's like a psychological torture type thing. Yeah, I'll probably watch. I think I usually don't like the psychological torture stuff. That movie I mentioned to that titty girl we had on a while back. Or maybe it was somebody.

No, no, no. It was somebody else because they actually corrected me. It's the one where. Oh, God, don't help her again. It's the one where. Not funny people. I liked her. I said it was funny people, but they corrected me and it was something else. Funny

games. Funny games. That funny games movie is the same. It's that kind of psychological torture. Yeah, and I don't know. I don't like that a ton. I like, I don't know. Squid Game had some of that. I don't like that a ton. I like, I don't know. Squid Game had some of that. I like the psychological torment stuff.

That's more interesting to me than the physical. I don't want to watch gore porn. That's just not, that doesn't get me. I don't watch really gory scenes in horror and think like, oh man, this is really spooking me. Yeah, that's why the Terrifier was such a turn off. I do really enjoy those practical horror effects. If you're not using real blood in a horror movie,

then what are you doing? I don't want to see those CGI blood squibs from Sons of Anarchy. That shit doesn't fly anywhere. I don't want to see 300 CGI blood flying through the air. I want gallons of corn syrup dripping down people's faces that's not real blood kyle said real blood don't don't back down from that yeah didn't they use real blood and carry did it was that real pig's blood no way right

nah probably not i'm sure i'm sure it's been done before no i mean carrie carrie's the mel gibson or the uh stephen king movie where uh you know you know Carrie right? With the car? I'm thinking Christine. No that's Christine. Carrie is the girl with psychic powers who they douse in pig's blood after they fake make her the prom queen. I don't know if I've seen this. She's on stage and they make her the fake prom

queen and she thinks finally I'm a Disney princess and then they dump pig's blood on her from above the stage. And she doesn't care for it. By the way, this is at the end of a movie where she has been psychologically tortured and shamed for her womanhood, her period. Her mother thinks she's filthy because she has a period. The girls at school think she's some sort of retard because she doesn't know how to deal with a period.

And she's just this blossoming young girl who has psychic powers so at the end when she fucking gets that pig's blood dumped on her she goes rage mode and like telekinesis murders the whole high school class burns everything burns them all alive it's great she's it's not the little girl mean

who like nope no no no it's it's played by God the actress is a thousand years old now carrie it's just it's carrie yeah i haven't seen that i feel like i've seen it because i've seen so many shows referencing my bad c-a-r-r-i-e yeah um there's a remake obviously but but the original was probably made in like the 70s or 80s or something. Sissy Spacey. That's the good one. Yeah, that's a little classic film.

That's good. Another one that I don't watch just because it makes me feel terrible is One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. I watched it once in the 11th or 12th grade in school, like in shop class. We just played and watched and I felt so awful. I felt so awful. I'll never watch

the cuckoo's nest oh i watched yeah dude this is awesome we're running through movies i've seen all of them like one flew over the cuckoo's nest love that movie we had to read the book danny devito watch the movie in school it's so sad it's so upsetting to me and i hate nurse ratchet so much like that's one of the all-time greatest villains nurse fucking ratchet By the way little tidbit for you Star Trek fans out there same actress that plays nurse ratchet is the fucking cunt the Bajoran The Bajoran what's her name? Who's always fucking with Cisco? Oh, hang on. Let me pull her up real quick. It's um Is it Troy's mom? No, no, this is Deep Space Nine.

Oh. Yeah, she's a really good villain in that movie. Yeah, it's Kai Wen. It's that Kai Wen character who's always coming in and being super shitty to everyone, really. She thinks she's better than everybody. Oh, she's always talking down to people. That's her. That's the same actress that played Nurse Ratched, really. She thinks she's better than everybody. She's always talking down to people. That's her. That's the same actress that played Nurse Ratched, though, and she's just so

hateable. I despise her. There's a villain in Deep Space Nine who's like a Hitler stand-in, basically. He was in charge of an occupation during one point where millions died. He raped, pillaged, murdered, and then justified it all. She is worse than than him they actually end up fucking um he tricks her into he like uh he puts on a

disguise so he doesn't look a lizard man anymore so he looks like a uh a bajoran like her he bones her and then she finds out that he's like the hitler of her planet and she's like the head jew like literally like that that's the the hitler of her planet and she's like the head jew like literally like that that's the i appreciate your paint by numbers plot they even have funny note look at their noses look at the bajoran noses taylor they've got they got little little thing to let you know that those are the stand-ins for the holocaust victims yeah they got they got fancy earrings and they're very religious and that's what got them through all this. Yeah. What kind of jobs do they have? Well,

they're known as the bankers of the Alphabuzzard. No, no. There's literally a race that is that though that, frankly, the Jewish stand in. The Juzians. Like in South Park. Yeah, it's the...

I guess the Juzians in South Park were not bankers. They were media moguls. That was an old-ass episode. The Ferengi is what I meant to say. The Ferengi are the Jewish stand-ins. They're kind of the last capitalist race of people, society for the most part. Everybody else sort of has this future commie economy

where we're all just working for the betterment of everything. And if there is an energy shortage, then we get energy credits that are given to us based on our rank or whatever. But there's no real economy, seemingly. But the Ferengi, they're all about gold-pressed latinum and stock markets and swindling people. And they have these huge ears, Taylor.

Huge. They can hear anything. Yes. Yes. And their favorite thing is this. I think it's called Unagi. And it's when you get a bitch to rub your ears because that's their erogenous zone.

So they're always macking on bitches and tricking them into rubbing their big-ass ears. Yeah. It's fucking hilarious. Some of the women don't know how much they like it and they're just they get like this total well it's like they're orgasming when they start rubbing their ears and you see it in their face and you so women don't women are as a it depends on what the timeline is but like at this point like and then start timeline they're allowed to wear clothes but um up until like 1995 um Ferengi women weren't allowed to

wear clothes at all and all Ferengi um weddings were in the nude so when they kidnapped Deanna Troy and her mom they immediately don't they don't beam their clothes up they like beam them up naked and uh that's that's pretty good episode actually They just beam them up naked and try to make them their sex slaves. And they fail. I mean, well, you know, they use their feminine wiles against the Ferengi and trick them into giving them the code. She's like rubbing the guy's ear all up. She's like, ah, if you just give me those security codes, I can go make you this fancy drink. It's called a martini and fizz.

You'd love it. I'll drink it and like bubble it on your fucking earlobes and he's like ah six seven alpha pi 32 and she's like okay be right back and the boss comes in you idiot she's gonna cock into the security terminals what are you thinking she's not making drinks you idiot she's the enemy honestly they don't care though they're they're different yeah you get a guy thinking with a little head he'll give you the password they introduced him to be they have penises they're they're all ears baby oh they're they're all cocked up they've got sex slaves yeah like like quark's got these he runs like a casino bar and he's got all these big titted women who work and work the tables for him and he's like i don't pay you to talk

toots like they're super misogynistic dude you're selling me on the jewsians i like them just huge tits like that just he's got some no the dabo no i've never there's only one ferengi woman that i've seen two and one of them was like a thousand years old so she's supposed to be like all decrepit and the other was actually pretending to be a man so she could get in on the financial stuff so it turned out to be a trans man ferengi so you don't see a lot of lady ferengi i think because they would have to be in the nude. And that's kind of a weird one. It wouldn't be attractive because they've got those big goofy ears. I don't know what they got everywhere else, though.

Maybe they've got big titties, like extra big titties on the Ferengi. Maybe they got four titties. I think that's the future. I was talking to that autistic whore we had on. I was that P-Girl. P-Girl. Autistic boobs was her name. I'm sorry. I hope I was that pee girl. Boobs was her name.

I'm sorry. I hope I didn't offend her. The girl who drinks urine. She says she drank urine. She makes the pee videos. I didn't watch the pee videos. I didn't do my due diligence. I got sidetracked. It's fine.

No, tits. Four tits. I was asking her if she wanted three tits. I think she said yeah. Would you want it's fine no tits four tits that's what you're saying oh yeah no i was asking her if she wanted three tits i think she said yeah would you want a woman with three tits like really think about it like all right first of all they're like perfectly symmetrical taylor like and in a dress like they look great show me hang on i'll show you i'll do it i'll do it all right i mean actually no no that No, that's going to look weird. Is it? Yes.

Yeah. Here's my take on this. It's not that I wouldn't like to bang with three boobs. It's that I need to show this person off. We're supposed to go to weddings and cocktail parties and sexcations together. I don't want to roll up at some B&B and have to excuse my wife's triple boob. B&B and B.

Bro, I'm looking at some examples here of triple tits and I am sold. Alright, link them up. Well, I just googled triple tits. Oh, I actually dribbled three tits total recall because I'm trying to find a clip from total recall because there's a mutant chick in that movie who shows Arnold Schwarzenegger her triple tits.

And they look pretty good. I think I would definitely want one with three tits. I saw that Reddit article about the lady with two pussies. And not only did she have two vaginas she had two um cervixes and so she got like double pregnant and that sounds awful to me i don't want a woman who can get pregnant at all and the idea of of i get i does the husband fuck both vagina husband both vaginas for the longest time i was like why do people have OnlyFans accounts? You know, porn is free.

There is so much free porn all over the Internet. It is ridiculous, insane, and stupid to buy porn. And then I'm on Reddit, and sure enough, there's a chick named Double Vagina, and she has an OnlyFans account. And I'm like, I can see it for $3. Okay. Yeah, but then they got you on the hook every month. Then one night I get this message from her directly to me. Would you believe it?

She likes me. She said I was a valued subscriber and she specifically clarified that it is that it wasn't her boyfriend slash manager messaging me this copy pasting into a system that sends it to every subscriber no this was for me and only my eyes he cares about me so much that she sent this to me through MailChimp, a paid service. He created a private video just for me, Taylor. And for $75, I can unlock it. And wouldn't you know it, I had the 75 on me.

Well, it's become a problem now. Yeah, I don't know. I would pay $3 to see the double pussy, I guess. At first, I guess I would do my best research to get it for free. I'll do that sometimes. I paid for a couple OnlyFans for one week or whatever, one month or whatever, and then just like, okay, I saw it. But at first, I'll do my due diligence and try to steal that pussy on the internet somewhere. You still on that Finster account? You're keeping tabs? Well, you said some things. You alerted me to some stuff that, you know, a while back, you were a bit coarse with your language. I can't remember exactly how you put it, but no, I haven't been back.

There were people who would send me a picture of his ass for the longest time, but they've stopped doing that. It's kind of like Wings, where I wasn't really looking for Fenster, but people used to send me stuff all the time of Fenster or of Wings and I'd be like, I saw this new thing of Wings. And that's how Fenster's ass was for a while.

I saw this new picture of Fenster's ass. He's on a bed. I don't think he's wearing anything, man. It's pretty rough stuff. Pretty rough stuff. I don't know. know you open the fucking message and there it is what are you gonna do you well i'll tell you you save it you save it and you put it in a folder and and you don't tell you put it in a folder titled uh 2016 taxes and

you've been looking at my returns taylor my girlfriend knows not to look at my returns, Taylor? You've been looking at my returns? My girlfriend knows not to look at my tax returns. You opened my tax folder? What the fuck is wrong with you? You opened my tax folder. I'm very personal. I needed information.

My financials are personal. Oh, 2018? Oh, never mind. No, I haven't. You told me a while back that he was maybe blowing his girlfriend on his OnlyFans, I believe is how you put it. I saw. Oh. Well, I didn't see that.

But if I recall, I thought you clued me in that he was doing more now. Because I thought for a long while he was just posting sexy boy photos, but now I think he might be doing that. Maybe it was Scum then. I think Scum is the one who was like, hey Kyle, is your boy Finster sucking a dick? That's how Scum sounds

by the way. Even though you said that, that was a really good Scum. Scum has good delivery. He's a funny guy. That's exactly how he delivers uh well i'll be honest scum said some meaner stuff that i won't repeat because i'm i like finster but um yeah he clued me in that finster had a um was was performing fellatio on um on his girlfriend um so no i haven't seen any any. I understand that Finster is making an enormous amount of money, though. That is what I am sure of.

Good for him. Making buku bucks, dressing like a lady, dancing around. I follow him on Twitter, and so I'll scroll past fucking hockey highlights, and then it's just, oh! Those are some... He's working. with the race on his local twitter yeah oh is he that guy is not doing uh he's he's skipping upper body day he's skipping upper body day and we need next time he comes on we need to really drill home hey

that's great that you're working on the glutes and the hammies is there any word on him getting fake titties like like has that been broached again i hope he doesn't cross that bridge there's no coming back from that i i don't think there's coming back from that either i i think he's just a lady now i think i'm just gonna completely switch his pronouns whether he likes it or not he's like i'm a boy and we're like shut up bitch it's when you're having a conversation with him especially when or especially when you're talking maybe to him and you haven't been going back and forth for a while sex that she i got the pronoun straight right now but it's like it's easy to slip up and say her because he is so

feminine looking yeah um thank god his voice isn't uh uh tricky or we would just have a real problem. Yeah, his voice gives it away. Yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad. Yeah. If he had a cute little girl voice, you'd have a problem on your hands. I bet he's been working on it. Oh, yeah, I know he has. Next time he's on, I'm going to have him do a girl voice. Do a girl voice only.

No, I don't. Next time, I want him to wear what Kanye makes his wife wear, that outfit that was just like a piece of duct tape going from the top of her vulva to up her gooch and across to her ashtray. Just that and I think her hands on her nipples. I think we need to get a more racy performance out of finster because that's what the fans want you look at the comments

right now number one comment right now show me that bussy number one comment look at all those thumbs up down there oh we're begged constantly everybody's looking for the comment that says show me that bussy they're thumbsing it up they know they want that fenster pussy yeah and i think that i mean i think if he really wants to promote his only fans um he should come on you know a bit disrobed but not too much leave some imagination well zach will blur afterwards like he doesn't he can show all zach zach's diligent about that sort of thing and we'll all be naked too to make him comfortable yeah yeah yeah it's yeah. It's Naked Show. Naked, yeah.

Naked PKA. Actually, I want to do some honing before I go shirtless on the show. Okay, Cox Out for Fenster. That's the name of the episode. Just that. PKA 688. Cox Out for Fenster. Yeah, this is a great idea. And we all have to show that we're not hard. Can we make the

bubbles so that we're surrounding Fenster? That's my secret. I want Fenster. You put him in the middle here? Yeah, I'm trying to. It's hard. Like he's Marsha Brady? Yeah, like he's.

No. Yeah, I did not like that. You just switched to Zach. I feel like I'm like. I love that. I want some more of that. His face. You like. You like like I'm like I love that. I want some more of that. You like this? Yeah, I love

this. This is the show now. I feel like we're yelling at each other. I feel like we're closer. There's more camaraderie in that camera angle. We should whisper. It reminds me of

what was the old sitcom with the Brady Bunch. I want to see our squares closer and moving around and stuff. This is closer to the Brady Bunch than the other one is. Maybe the Brady Bunch has both. There was a lady

and a guy named Brady. I don't know. I never watched that one. No, you got it. There was a lady and a guy named brady i don't know i never watched that one no you got it there was a lady and a guy named brady they were such a horny fucking kind of bunch of kids the kids were hot and way too old and they were all i think there's a family guy bit about like the modern brady bunch but the brady bunch would like um either birth control or abortion probably abortion and it's just like it's that same intro but it's just him her and the rest of the squares are their acquisitions it's the cars the houses the vacations like everything that wasn't a kid dogs like it's just a wonderful life um one of our uh one of our other friends like a close friend of the show we'll call him bobbity is has a fiancee levels of obscurity i will say his name

i know he's a private man he doesn't like to talk doesn't like to be talked about his name is bobbity um but he's got a he's got a fiance now and every time he's got to step away do i think ah my fiance said this my fiance said that and i'm fucking sick of it i'm fucking sick of it he's been he's he's he hasn't seen the way i feel like this is watching another young padawan shift to the dark side to, to take on the, the way of the Sith, which is a path that can only lead to ruination and darkness. After he gets married, I want him to remember his ex-girlfriend.

Sadness leads to rage. Rage leads to win. That is why Yoda lives in this horrible shack. Losing my ass on Alimony I am. Alright, that's good enough I guess. Alright, check out the

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