Painkiller Already - PKA 689 W/Tavarish: The Worst Financial Decision, Mcdonalds Lied To You, Trump Trial

Episode Date: March 2, 2024

pka 689 with our guest taverish taylor this episode of pka is brought to you by faro distro.com lock and load and bluechew.com all wonderful sponsors we'll talk more about them later freddie thanks for joining us again thank you so much thank you it's uh it's always a pleasure hanging out with you guys last time you were on we were talking about your mclaren the flooded mclaren that you were about to undertake. And so I popped over to your channel, and the fact there was a part 13 tells me there were issues. Yeah,

so it turns out it's really hard to do a rebuild on a car that was underwater, especially a car that costs like $2 million. Nobody knew that. This was an unknowable fact. But yeah, it's

been going pretty well. I still have most of my sanity and it's been going all right. Hopefully, it should be running and driving in the next few months or so. Here's the most important question. Here's the most important question. Content aside, would this have

been a profitable venture? No. No, not even close. If you're trying to flip this thing for a profit, you are out of your mind. There's no perceivable way this would be a profitable venture. But as a content perspective, it's pretty good. Yeah, for sure, for sure. I bought a water-damaged vehicle one time after being promised a lot of things.

They're never the same. No. I wanted that thing to get stolen so many times or burned or blown up or anything. All those things could be arranged. What kind of Dodge Charger was it? I was trying to decide between buying a brand new truck and buying this used truck.

And the used truck was such a deal. And it was only like four years old. And it's like, oh my God, are you telling me I'm saving $30,000 by going with this one over that one? And clearly there were differences. Saving. I should have just bought that $45,000 truck and I'd have had that truck. But instead I got a project. Oh, yeah.

Instead, I got this project truck. And it was just, I don't know how many times, like transmissions and transfer cases and just little things. It would get these pinholes in the transfer case and all the fluid would leak out. And before you knew it, it would ruin another whatever that fucking thing is. A major part. It would ruin itself. The four wheel drive shit was always fucked. Like I had driven that truck all over the country and had no problems like to Seattle and back.

Like across the country. Atlanta to Seattle and back. and had no problems. To Seattle and back. Across the country. Atlanta to Seattle and back. And then on the way home, the last 25-30 miles we start hearing clunk clunk clackety clack clunk clunk

clackety clack. It sounded like something is spinning is occasionally hitting another piece of metal hard. This isn't one of those little, do you hear a hum? Is there a little vibration in that front left axle? No. This is like Oregon Trail.

There's some fucking, there's an Indian in the fucking wagon tire noise. Is this banging giving you lower back pain also? Yes. And I remember like, it was the first time we had to get home. I'm like, we're not stopping even for gas. I'm afraid that if we take it out of gear, it might not go back in.

This is clearly transmission transfer case shit. And but there was these hot hitchhikers like I'd never seen in a track. I'd never seen a lady hitchhiker, much less an attractive lady hitchhiker. And it's everything I had, Woody. It took everything in my body not to pull over, make Jeremy get in the back fucking seat so they couldn't see him anymore. You can just put him in place because Jeremy looks a little bit like a hitchhiker. Just put him out on the road.

You're getting out, Jeremy. You can convert Jeremy to a hitchhiker and make room for these passengers. But I went on that 2,000-mile journey in that truck, and then in the last 30 minutes of it the truck died so i pre it was like a horse that like gives you everything it has it's like i'll get you home boss but that's all i got it was and it did but i don't know how many trans three transmissions i think i put in it okay was it at the same part like the same shop because oh no no oh it's one of those things where we're like you we were going from mechanic to mechanic and it was like going to ghost hunters it was like we had tried we had tried a catholic priest we tried a jesuit priest we'd gotten a

buddhist monk to come in and waves and hit a gong and and don't know. This guy, they said maybe the mechanic would have been good. The rabbi charged three times as much. Still doesn't fix it. He's the worst. I let a moil work on my Chevrolet. No, I wanted the end of my tailpipe.

He's like, it's too late. I was racing to that with you. I couldn't end of my tailpipe. He's like, it's too late. I was racing to that with you. I couldn't make it out of tires. I'm in it with God and Ford Motor Company. Oh my goodness. Don't buy water damaged vehicles unless you're making content about them,

which does sound fascinating. The fact that it's a... As you move along through the process, do you ever talk to like um you know like the the computer guy or the electronic guy you consult with somebody and they're like what you're doing what now yeah uh that's mostly that's mostly uh that's mostly everybody so um everybody that you say hey i bought this car that should have no business uh you know running again um you know they everybody's result everybody's um reaction

is the same it's like good luck because this seems not doable at all so um you know i've consulted it's a it's a mclaren p it's a mclaren p1 so it's please zach zach yeah so it's a uh it's one of the uh they call them the hypercar holy trinity it was coined by jeremy clarkson um you know back in the 2010s uh there were these three cars so the ferrari la ferrari the porsche 918 and then the mclaren p1 they were hybrid supercars and they were super bespoke they were like like a million dollars each. They had a ton of horsepower. The McLaren had like 900 horsepower. They were all around there.

Show me a dry one. Is that literally your car? That's literally my car. Zach, can we see one where we can see the rest of it? That's my car. It looks better now. Yeah, yeah. That car's ruined.

It's fine. It have a little windshield. That car is ruined. No, it's fine. It's fine. Just, you know, new windshield. It just needs a windshield, Kyle. Yeah. Yeah. So this car. So I have questions, lots of them, because unfortunately I didn't have time to catch up on your content.

But I do plan to now, because you've gone so deep into this, I'll have a lot to binge. So you're trying to make it just as it should have been? You're trying to replace everything and make everything work? Or are you just trying to get this thing to go? Oh, no. We're trying to make it the fastest McLaren in the world.

You can outrun the Mule-Doo smell. That's a reaction that everybody gives you. This is the plot of the $6 million man. We have the technology. We could rebuild it. The fastest seafaring vessel, yes. No, no.

So right now, the fastest McLaren in the world is the McLaren Speedtail, and it's meant for top speed. And I always thought that this car should be the spiritual successor to the McLaren F1, like the supercar in the 90s, the fastest car in the world. It did like 240 something miles an hour. I think that we can make this car the fastest by a significant margin. So doing the math on what we're planning to do on this car, we'll hopefully get to 260, 270 miles an hour. Now, that's the McLaren F1. That is the fastest car in the 90s.

And it held that title for like a decade. Naturally aspirated V12. Very, very lightweight. It had about 600 horsepower, 600 something horsepower. And yeah, it was, you know, it beat, it was a world beater. And now that car is about $ million dollars so i can't really afford it um let's do the fastest production cars go now that's that's interesting so uh the fastest when you talk about the fastest like the uh the record you have to do it forwards and backwards

so it's like a guinness book of world records thing oh yeah um yeah so if if you do forwards and backwards the fastest now is i believe uh in between the koenigsegg agera rs at like 277 miles an hour uh or the ssc to atara see the ssc to atara is like this very very bespoke car i think they have like one of them and they plan to um you know build more of them and theoretically it should have gone more than 300 but they never got that far uh because you start running out of road real quick um so but i didn't want to be the fastest car in the world i want to be the fastest mclaren so uh the fastest mclaren right now is 250 i think we can beat that but even then it's that's an insane speed like i've never even been 200 miles an hour.

It's very dangerous. Are you going to drive it to break the record? No. You're going to hire someone to allow it. Yeah. So the person that I got to drive it is Ben Collins, who was Top Gear's former Stig. Oh, that's sweet. Yeah.

So we became friends in the last year. And he's one of the nicest guys in the world. And I was like, hey, do you want to drive a McL like really stupid fast and you know a car that i put together and he's like yeah let's do it he's like he's one of these you know let's just send it dudes uh so i i like that about him but uh yeah i don't think i'd know what to look out for when the car's doing 250 it's like is that a bad noise is that a you know it, it's sort of like, you know, your transmission exploding. It's like, is that a bad grinding or a good grinding, you know? Yeah.

Yeah. You're just pushing it to the limit. Where do you go to? So where do you do that drive at? So we can rent out. The good thing about it is me, you know, being in Florida, I'm really close to Cape Canaveral. And Cape Canaveral has a shuttle landing strip, which is a three-mile-long arrow straight, and they can rent it out to people. It's expensive, but they can rent it out to people.

Is three miles enough? It should be. I mean, there have been some speed records set there. So, I mean, it's three miles, so it's like two like two uh end to end but then you have to have a braking zone um so you really have to have something that has a ton of power you need a fucking parachute bro the brakes on this thing are pretty good yeah i would hope so well that sounds ridiculous so how much remind us how much did you pay for the waterlogged $2 million car? Yes.

So I got it. I got it at a really deep discount. So, yeah. So I paid $575,000. Now, I didn't have that kind of money. It's basically I'll be stupid not to get it. Like, I didn't have that kind of money. So I asked one of my friends that, you know, has some money.

Do you know anybody that would be dumb enough to loan me half a million dollars? And he said yes. So apparently he started banks for fun. And then he was like, hey, I have this bank that is like, you know, totally about it. And, you know, they'll give you the money and whatever. And I'm like, okay. So I give an application. And in three days, I had the money. And I'm like,

it was nuts. It was like, it's right. So when you deposit business model. So when you deposit YouTubers and flood cars fucking the rad central bank where we only care about shredding and totally gnar shit.

Don't even talk to me about money, bro. How fast can you get in that thing? It's all in like eyes on shirts. So when you deposit like half a million dollars into your account, is there a little bit of you that says, man, I should just disappear? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I thought about that. I'm like, if I was a bad person, like this would be easy. Like this would, oh my God, we could my God, we could do this to multiple banks. I could be a bank robber. We'll just go to a country that doesn't care about that kind of stuff. Yeah. How many rad banks are there, though?

There's at least one. There's at least one. Yeah, you can't try this shit at like Deutsch. Dude, I'm shocked at the price. It's still high. How much will you have into this car repaired 1.5 so the good thing about youtube is that um you know you can get a lot of stuff sponsored and uh you know you get you get breaks on everything but realistically if i have like a million dollars

into it i think that'll that'll probably be you know a decent number uh now they've been trading like a good one has been trading for like in between 1.2 and 1.6. And I think they're going to go up because, you know, these cars are super, super rare. They only made 375 of them for the world. And yeah, I think they're due to go up. But, you know, mine is one can say priceless and another can say worthless. So I don't know. Yeah, I was just going to ask that, but you pre-answered it.

I don't know if yours being the fastest is going to be a good one or not. I don't even know. So I think so. I never care about resale value because for me it's all about the story. I just care that I am, you know, everyone saw that car die on social media. You know, they saw the thing, you know, float down the street. And for me to even take on the thing, you know, float down the street. And for me to even take on the project, I think it's worthwhile, you know, whether I lose money or not.

But just having some hand in that car story is worth it enough for me. My man here doesn't care about one point five million dollars. Yeah. I mean, congratulations, bro. It's a loan, Woody. And the bank said shocker brah it's not my money i don't care exactly it's it's shocker bank of milwaukee i mean i i can see where maybe you you just wouldn't care at that point but it looks like it's going to work out and be profitable in the end, right? Like, I feel like you're going to turn this around one way or another, you know, sponsorships and everything aside, and make it profitable for sure.

Yeah, I mean, if you count... Because at the end of it, you have that million-dollar car. Yeah, yeah. And it's something that, you know, for me, the knowledge of going through it on my own, like, it means a lot to me and that carries a value with it as well so there's nothing on this car that scares me i never have to take this car to the dealer there's nothing on this car that i can't you know fix in my shop so like you know

having that knowledge is also you know worth something to me what was the biggest issue with it was it the smell uh so the so the fact that we cleaned it probably 20 20 or so times and there's still sand in it um there was a good and i'm not joking like three to four hundred pounds of sand in that car um it's like every nook and cranny it just had sand and salt everywhere um i mean the biggest issue really is wiring because it's really electronically complex. So what we're doing now is I have all the wires, I have the entire wiring harness out of the car. And then we have two donor wiring harnesses because you can't really get this wiring harness from the dealership from the manufacturer because it takes like a year to get it's 20 grand. It's a lot of money, like for that car it's it's actually not that bad but like to get that i just don't have that kind of time so we have two donor

harnesses from similar mclarens um and we are trying to splice not not splice but we're like we're making our own wiring harnesses and trying to oh my god wait did you say you had two other mclarens that were donors no no So we have two donor wiring harnesses. But I do have another McLaren that we're not using as a donor. But that was another rebuild that I did. So for those who don't know, the wiring harness, it's all the wires. It's all the wires in this big fucking bundle of wires. And at the end, they fucking turn into it and in a car like

this and i'm talking about on a chevrolet fucking 350 it's a big it's a lot of wires those are a thousand dollars by the way yeah on this thing it's gotta be wait did you is this a hybrid car or something is this yes oh my fucking god yeah you've got a battery to contend with. Yeah. So the thing is, I also decided to take out the hybrid drive assembly because it's old technology. It's super heavy. It's like 400 pounds. And there was a real big battery fire.

But like the compartment, it held it pretty well. So like when the car went in the water, things were shorting, and it was big mad. It was bad. That's what his baker said. We have a master technician.

Absolutely. This thing was big mad. I just thought your car had been flooded. I didn't know it had caught on fire as well. Then your loan officer kick-f kick flipped into the room it was like i'm here to save you turns the chair around hey kids let me wrap it um no but it was it was pretty crazy um so we took out the battery and in order oh let me let me give you some numbers here if i were to get a new battery

from mclaren they have like an upgraded battery like a version two or three battery for this car if i were to get it brand new it's 160 000 now they don't have those batteries uh available like they they don't have them it's like a theoretical thing that they might have in six months or a year or whatever and then i'd have to i'd have to install it and hope that everything else works, like the e-motor and the hybrid drive assembly and all that stuff, which it probably doesn't. So I figured I can just delete all that, have the world's first non-hybrid McLaren P1. It'll be lighter. We'll put way more power into the engine. Like we're effectively doubling the horsepower of the engine. So I have a built motor going into this.

The original engine is a 3.8 V8 with twin turbos. I upgraded the turbos. They're way bigger now. I have a four liter with built internals. So everything's four. What kind of four liter? So it's the four liter from McLaren. It's a,

it's just, it's just more, more stroke. And it's yeah, it'll be putting out something about like 1400 horsepower. So, you know, with that power to weight ratio,

it should get to two 60. No problem. Jeez. What are you? I guess it did have that 400 pound battery back there and now it doesn't so does that change how the car breaks and handles maybe the profile at all okay no because the battery was uh actually the battery was right above the fuel tank which is smack dab in the middle of the car so you take out that that weight and it's still the coefficient of um

the center of gravity um it's all the coefficient of the center of gravity. It's all the same. I have butterflies just hearing about the money getting thrown around. You know, a new battery is like one hundred and sixty thousand dollars. But I did it, you know, because it's really about the journey and the fun. I went to the McLaren dealership just to just for, you know, shits and giggles. And I wanted to see what they would charge uh to fix this car and just the bodywork alone not counting the engine or battery or anything um the bodywork alone was 750 000 the bodywork wasn't that bad the bodywork was

all it was pretty messed up so if i wanted to get like a new, you know, my standards. Yeah. Well, we what's the body made? First of all, what's the body made of carbon fiber, every single thing on this car is carbon fiber. The wheel wells, the things that are usually, you know, plastic or like some cloth and regular cars, carbon fiber. The the interior structure, the dash is carbon fiber um the the interior structure the dash is carbon fiber like you look inside it just looks like it's carbon everywhere there's no there's zero plastic in this car i bet them tires are cheap though right the tires are right you know it's off the shelf you know you get some whatever you get you know jesus christ that's oh and but look how luxurious it is on the inside yeah this reminds me of the the

vipers like i remember the first time i sat in a viper and i was like my dad's work truck is better appointed than the than this eighty thousand dollar hot rod it was just like everything was manual you had like no screens and and it was burning your left leg it was worse than a work truck does it have apple carplay No, but that is a... There we go. It's basically a whiteboard. Throw it in. Yeah, exactly.

Just put it in there. No, so the interior was another thing that I wanted to redo because it just looks humdrum. It's a very purpose-built thing. It's more like a race car interior. Everything's black. Everything's matte. built thing. It's a, it's more like a race car interior. Everything's black, everything's matte. So now we have, you know, we're going to have a, like the carbon fiber is going to be gloss.

And then I have some brown interior going in there. Like I'm a real big fan of tan. Also, because I didn't think it was, you know, that big of a challenge. I'm making the entire car exposed carbon fiber. So all the body work, you're going to see the weave and then I'm tenting it on top of that. So it's going to be like it's a red candy. So you're going to have the red- It's going to look like a carbon fiber paintball tank. You're going to be able to see the weave? Yes.

Yes. Exactly like that. But the entire car and getting that, just that, you know, that effect. If you were to go to Koenigsegg, which is like, you know, this boutique car manufacturer that has million dollar cars, to get that effect from a car company that makes those, you know, from the factory, it takes 600 hours just to get that effect. So me doing it in my garage, that's a lot of videos. Yeah, it's a lot of videos.'s uh a lot of videos that might yeah it's a lot of videos it's a lot of videos so in a thousand years when i finish this car i'll i'll drop it by you guys can drive it now i have another question how's that guy who's holding the uh the shaka bra bank um are they all good like they ever check in with the videos see how things are going

oh yeah yeah no so i i didn like, defraud them or anything. No, I don't think you did either. Wink, wink, nod, nod. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got your car. They get their payment. What's crazy is that I told them, like, they knew from the get-go. I said, hey, this is the car.

You know, most of it's underwater in this picture. And, you know, I'm buying it. It does not run. Much like me. Exactly. You're about to be underwater. They're totally fine with it. They're cheering me on.

They're asking me how things are going. They watch the videos. Are you making payments on a schedule against that half a million dollar? How much is a car payment for a wet McLaren? videos so are you making payments on a schedule against that half a million dollar yeah how much is a car payment for a wet mclaren that is about six six grand a month something like that right yeah of course of course yeah it's like a mortgage it's a mortgage on a car like it's basically a house that is now floating down the street how are you so calm i'm

trying to remind myself i'm the same fucking moron who told mr beast that he needed to be more financially conservative and he knew what he was doing so i don't i don't want to i don't want to say that i know what i'm doing um but uh like if you look at my monthly spend if you want to you're gonna have a real heart attack my monthly spend right now is like 85k. That's a whole lot. Yeah. So this is really not a big thing to you at all. Yeah.

6k is not really a drop in the bucket. That's headlights. Yeah. Exactly. I'm not I wouldn't consider myself rich rich by any means but like it's it's going no no it's just the first million dollars of your income goes towards expenses but you're not yeah that's yeah no i'm the first one i just live on what i make past that million

i get by can i just say that knowing what I know now makes me much more likely to watch your video because I know you've got some skin in this game. Yeah. Like, this isn't one of those YouTubers who's like, yeah, I'm going to do this project. Maybe I'll finish. You're locked in.

I have to. If I start at episode one one there will be an episode 100 called we're done like because we're at it it's got to happen or you know there'll be a very sad and memoriam episode i guess we could do that too well i could just do one of those episodes where i just sit down sit down in front of the camera i go it was all a lie have a dog on the screen with you is the problem not yours right like you know the cliche like if you owe five grand you have a problem if you owe five million the bank has a problem where are you on that scale i don't know um i so i never i have never had a car loan before

this is my first car loan um so every car that i bought yeah yeah it's like it's it's we started big um but uh anytime i ever bought a car um whether it's a car for the channel or whatever i always bought a cash um because you know i'm sort of sort of a dave ramsey fan but like you know whatever it's uh i'm not uh i'm not down as far as he is uh down that uh down that path but like honestly i i intend i hate owing people money i hate it so much so it's always at the forefront of my mind i don't i don't just go oh yeah well it's not my money like my number one priority is to make as much money as i can so i can pay this thing off as fast as i can um and then after that you know like i can realistically i can sell this

thing for what i got it for if i wanted to you know if i if i wanted to sell this to some rich dude that wanted to make furniture you know it'd be worth at least that have you considered that you might now become the guy if someone's got a supercar that's been damaged to like, I could send it to that guy. He's the one that took that drowned McLaren and brought it back to life. Of course, but I would I'd never do any work for anybody else because I'm no good at that. I can't imagine being, you know, on the hook for somebody else's million dollar anything. You know, I wouldn't have anybody come to me with their you know 350z much less the mclaren so uh you know i do this for myself i do this just because i like i like

learning and i like sharing it with people but other than that like you should not bring cars to me that's not a good idea damn you're busy yeah you are a little bit yeah a lot on your plate that is so much more expensive than i could have imagined this this process would be honestly yeah yeah i'm flabbergasted that's a that's a big project like if you tell me those numbers about a house you were building i would be like damn that that's gonna be a big fucking house huh 85 a month big car so this car tiny car yeah so this car was

before I got it this car was the supposed to be the record holder for price on one of these things so it had 315 miles on it it had basically delivery miles so it went up on auction and I think it no-sailed at um it went up on auction and it i think it no sailed

at 1.6 and the guy bought it for two million dollars he had it for 10 days and then the store and then the storm hit and then that's it and then that's that's all she wrote so the car had 315 miles you know and like i i like to say 500 nautical yards yeah it still does it's the fastest moving mclaren in water ever over water it was a pretty good boat for a little bit you know like it had it has a carbon fire yeah yeah before before the electrical fire um no but like it was it was okay it has a carbon tub it kind of my goodness floated a little bit and then the water got in and it wasn't so good anymore and from the very beginning your intention was to, you know, because, all right,

so I have a rudimentary knowledge of storing cars and building cars. I would be like, ah, McLaren stuff, everything in here is so expensive. Let's just put some Chevrolet shit on the inside. Let's just take a Corvette drivetrain and drop it in here. You know, like that would be my first move

because I can go get everything off a shelf and just plug it in here you know like that would be my first move because i can go get everything off a shelf and just plug it in you know yeah like so with me that was you know it's always an option to be like all right we're going to turn the back end of this thing into a honda civic um but like i am really big on theming and it would be a disservice to people if they didn't see that car you know come back either as good as it once was or better than it once was. And it's really hard to convince people that you're going to make things better when the car is already so good and the car was so messed up when I got it. So they're just doubting me on both fronts. get the car down the path to where it runs and drives,

and then not only that, it is now faster and more agile and looks better and all that stuff, then I think we have a compelling story. But me putting in a Corvette drivetrain, it's fine to get the car down the road. It wouldn't be enjoyable. It wouldn't be

a McLaren P1. It would just be a Chevy Corvette in a kit car. Exactly. But it would be1. It would just be a Chevy Corvette in a kit car. Exactly. But it would be easy. It would be easier. Whenever I see rebuilders

on YouTube, they fall into a few different categories. The first category is they do these rebuilds to be YouTube done, meaning that you don't see the gauge cluster when they turn this thing on. When they turn this thing on, it lights up like a Christmas tree. Every single warning light is on, and they'll have airbag warning lights and stability control and blah, blah, blah.

This thing's crab walking down the road because they didn't have it aligned. But it looks on camera. It's like a movie car on camera. It's totally okay it's um you know my ride it's it's all yes it's all style no substance exactly so you know when you find out like oh what these cars are actually like like oh my god i wouldn't that that thing's a death trap but you have other people um and hopefully i i try to go more into this camp but it's like, for me,

I hate having warning lights on the dash. I hate knowing that there's something wrong with the car. Like it'll bug me to the end of the earth. So every single car I have, like I'll take it to a show. I'll take it to the SEMA show, which is like this really big gathering of aftermarket parts.

It's this giant thing in Vegas. And every year I bring a car there. I want people to go see it. You can scrutinize it. You can just look inside and see what kind of work I do. And we actually drive these cars. And these cars don't, they drive perfectly normally. They don't have any weird driving characteristics. I let other people drive them on tracks, stuff like that, where they're actually performing the way they should we put them on dinos you know things like that so if the car does blow up you'll see it you know yeah i like that that's really cool that you do a good job i'd also be okay if you didn't and you were honest and i'm thinking of rich rebuilds like a lot of his stuff he's got idiot lights going off everywhere and he's like

yeah i would never give this car to anyone else you know like yeah so rich rich is a really good friend of mine he's an amazing amazing guy um so we oh my god um i i don't know if he wants me telling this story but i mean it was in one of his videos so he probably probably should um so we went to go uh buy a mclaren for him like we he found a mclaren that was in south florida and south florida is the exact place you do not want to go buy a car especially a mclaren so south florida we we get there and it's like this compound in the hood like the hood hood um There was barbed wire, there's armed guards there. And then we get in. And there's this dude, apparently he's the owner or the owner's son.

He has a guy following him with a giant freaking carbine, you know, just walking around. This place looks like a third world country. I'm developing country and and then like we see the car and i'm there i he brought me along because i know a few things about mclaren's and i had my mclaren diagnostic the car wouldn't start and i was like hey i bet we can get this thing to start you know if we just code a few things so i'm standing there like i get in the car and it's right next to the um the men's room which is the door wide open it smells like you know piss and shit it just it just smells like it exactly men's room and we have this car that should have been two hundred thousand dollars and it's it it was the most insane thing ever we

actually got it you know end up getting the car running uh we got it on the trailer and then you know on the way out we probably saw you know 15 20 hookers on the same street so it was like it's it's stuff like that is uh great that explains the 85 grand a month now i know where it goes yeah exactly yeah exactly yeah um but like you know these are the kinds of adventures you get into when you buy you know really crappy cars uh for youtube and you can't really put that all on camera, but it's it was an insane story. So this guy was wealthy enough to live, assume I assume wherever he wanted since he had a two hundred thousand dollar car and he lived like right next to a men's room in the hood. Yes. So he had a business that would take these cars like so we we were surrounded by by other um yeah uh we're surrounded by other um you know exotic cars like lamborghini urus like that suv or whatever he

had like three of them there's another mclaren there's a ferrari and uh you know he would get these cars from uh copart or you know whatever salvage lot and then he would export them and when you export things things tend you know paperwork tends to go missing and you know the the laws surrounding rebuilds they're probably not a little little less stringent so things like that but um that was the sort of business that uh you know he ran and he had to have armed security 24 7 uh so i don't know take take you made me think of the potential for scamming in that world like do you know any stories of someone like paying hundreds of thousands for a car and then it arrives and it is what you described earlier like this is a corvette

in a fucking bugatti shell so there's nothing there's no recourse the uh yeah yes and no i mean that you don't really get catfished with cars like sometimes you get you know people buy cars and they're like oh my god this car's a piece of crap but that's you could do that with a honda civic um what happens with hundreds of thousands of dollars you know when it's uh when you have exotic cars and you're you're at that uh price point is that people will find out that you're looking for a car and then they'll match up with somebody else that's selling that car. They will copy that listing, pretend they're the seller, and then basically talk like talk as an intermediary to both parties thinking. So that way the guy can go see the car like uh this uh this just happened at a dealership um to a friend of mine and he was like all right well

i'm gonna go to the dealership i'm gonna check out the car car checks out it's uh you know it's a good price then he goes back to negotiate and then you know he he finds out something's wrong he's like did was there was there an irish guy you know in this equation He's like, was there an Irish guy in this equation? He's like, no, we don't have any Irish people working here. He's like, okay, well, I don't know. The guy I talked to, he was very heavy Irish accent. And then it turns out the guy was offering the car for like 15% less, but he was like, all right, I need you to wire me $150,000, and then you can come get the car. But he would have wired this total stranger and then you can come get the car.

But he would have wired this total stranger 150 grand and the car is not even his. So, you know, I don't know how many of those you can do without getting, you know, like murdered. Probably not a lot with that kind of arm guards. Twenty four by seven. If you do that. Yeah. There's a reason I was doing that from Ireland. Yes. A little bit of safety there.

Probably. Absolutely. But for you, I don't think a reason that guy was doing that from Ireland. A little bit of safety there, probably. Absolutely, but for a hundred percent, a lot of things are possible. Maybe he was just putting on an accent. That would be so funny. It's like some guy is like, hold on, I got to take this. Top of the morning, Torian! Are you still interested in that car we've been talking about? Bandying about the price?

What accent would you use, Taylor? What's your most trustworthy business accent? I'm sorry i'm sorry guys i gotta take this i can't sell it for that low all taylor's accents are not people i'd pay 150 grand to like not mutombo not whoever native american dude i don't know with that with that accent i feel like if he was to go if he was like even being mean and rude in negotiation, I would take it sort of better. I've always thought that when you hear someone say something in an accent,

you hear it differently. I don't know. But if it's that bad, part of you might be like, if he were faking it, he'd do better. I think part of it is you sort of give that foreign culture that comes along with the foreign accent like oh maybe that's their sense of humor he's he doesn't mean fuck you you cunt that's just how they are that's how they say hello yeah exactly you sort of like let them get away with a little bit more i don't know i thought i always found I always found that I know in car sales,

people with accents seem to do well at it. I always thought. It depends on the accent. It depends on the accent. If you have a posh UK accent. You want the high GDP accent, right? Yes. Yeah, you want an expensive accent.

I remember there was a Nigerian guy who had like this really posh European accent and he's a big, like handsome guy. He was tremendous at selling cars. But then you had, well, I guess everybody had their niche anyway, because I was going to say like the Spanish guy, but he's he only sold. He was the only guy who spoke Spanish. So he got every Spanish speaking customer. So that's a whole other thing.

That's a great situation to be in. Right? To be the only Spanish speaking salesman. There was a lady who pretended she could speak Spanish so she could get into his fucking customer base, and you'd see them over there struggling. Regular Peggy Hill. Dude, she

was the worst. Hola, senoritos. She was very, look, I only bring this part up because she did file sexual complaints against several people there. Not me, obviously, I was a very young man. But she was a very unattractive lady and she was always lying and cheating customers.

Like what I'm talking about. Like the way that she would like, yes, como esta? Me ama Peggy Hill. And like, that was it. That's all she had. Now we're at like El Fordo. Mucho safety.

And meanwhile, they're interested in El Camaro. My job's halfway done. Meanwhile, Francisco's over there man was born in mexico city he's as mexican as it gets like he's captain mexico i hated that lady man well it sounds like he dodged a bullet for not getting lied about by the the thieving saleswoman. She was an older... Nobody was thinking that 19-year-old Kyle was hitting on that gal. Did she dress to look Hispanic? She was black.

She's still good. She had a sombrero. That's how you knew. That's how you knew. She had to get the sun out of her eyes. That's all that was about. If I was buying a car and one of the salesmen had chips and salsa on their desk, I've made my decision. that's how you knew that's how you get the sun out of her eyes that's all that was if i was buying a car and one of the salesmen had like chips and salsa on their desk i've made my decision

go eat with there's like the worst case scenario is like a snack i would get customers genius like if the paperwork was taking a long time because aka they had bad credit and we were trying to find a bank i would often buy them dinner and like have it delivered if if there was money there to be made like like if if keeping them in that chair meant like making getting the sale done that was going to be profitable i would buy them dinner do you ever have somebody push for a more expensive dinner than you initially no but but like i i i was like you guys want some to eat what do you like and they were like outback's down the street right and i was like fuck you guys want something to eat? What would you like? And they were like, Outback's down the street, right? And I was like, fuck, so was Wendy's. Outback, they just closed E. coli thing, right?

Anyway. I got any tizers at Chili's tonight. Any tizers. Any tizers. Oh, my God. I remember going to Applebee's when I was like early 20s. And we used to go every Tuesday. This was our ritual, me and my friends.

And we only went after 10 p.m. because it was half off appetizers. And for like $8, you can have two things. And you get like a quesadilla and a plate of wings. And it was great up until the point where you get massive diarrhea from that quesadilla. And I never learned from my mistakes. It was every week. On the dot, I would rush home and then just shit my brains out.

I'm like, why did I do this? My stomach hurts so bad. But your wallet's full and your stomach is briefly full, I guess. Oh yeah, it's great. It's is briefly full, I guess. It's great. It's great. And I had money and everything, but oh my God. $8 on dinner. $85,000

a month on the car. There's a range there. There is a range. Okay. You're on Reddit. Surely you've heard of the surge pricing controversy? I have. I saw Wendy's immediately be like, whoa whoa we're not we're not doing that stop serving our restaurants down so the idea was wendy's wanted to smooth out

their uh demand so they were going to raise prices at say lunch or dinner whenever they have their big spikes in business and i guess in theory lower their prices at 3 p.m or 10 p.m or when people are eating less. Probably not. Yeah. That's the trouble. Like Wendy was like, this has all been misunderstood. This isn't some big scheme to raise our prices.

But it is a scheme to raise their prices. And you framed it in the lowest IQ, dumbest possible way of like, yeah, just frame it as like make a make items that are not that popular that always get added on make those a pittance cheaper during like lower traffic hours and frame it around that and like they could have done that they could instead of saying we're raising our prices at peak hours they could say we're lowering our prices at off peak hours i don't know like apparently they're not i don't know know how any... Well, just lie. Yeah, just lie about it. They didn't teach you this?

I genuinely don't know how any fast food restaurant stays open when there's a Chick-fil-A within a mile or two of it. Because I ate a Chick-fil-A today, and it was... I had it delivered. It was $11 for a chicken sandwich meal, and it was huge.

I didn't eat the whole fucking thing. There was chicken hanging out of both ends of the sandwich. Big, meaty, giant chicken breast. Wendy's has these dirty little, they look frozen patties that look

stamped out. Like, oh, this is the one that's shaped like a weird rectangle. Oh, okay. I've seen – This is a good one. Wendy's. Wendy's. Their chicken sandwich fails in comparison to Chick-fil-A.

Chick-fil-A is so much better. It's so much better. I want to jump in on this because I would argue that Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich, the number six, the thing I get 90% of the time, is good enough that it belongs right there on the Chick-fil-A menu. I don't know. I grew up with the number six. I grew up with the number six. I remember when it was

$6. I love the number six. For me, I think the number six is right there adjacent to a typical Chick-fil-A sandwich. However, the experience is different. I feel like when I'm at Chick-fil-A, this is like the freaking Michelin restaurant of fast food. It is.

The people there are so sweet. Are all the girls blonde? I go to Wendy's and I'm like, how do you ring me up with those long fucking six-inch fingernails? Yeah. I went to Papa. I went to Papa. Damn, Woody. And I'm like, how do you ring me up with those long fucking six inch fingernails? Yeah. I went to Popeye's like one month ago. Yeah. I went to Popeye's like one month ago and they did all but be like, welcome to Popeye's.

Fuck you. Like the tone in their voice. I'm like, I can't believe I'm being such a bother to these people. I came here for food. I'm so sorry for dinner time. So one of the things that's good. If the people at Chick-fil-A, if they made it, if they were like, look, you may be familiar with their ad campaign that has the cows and they're writing, eat more chicken. Yeah. If they came out with a burger restaurant and they had a whole commercial where those cows and where the chickens were coming back on the cows and they're like, we've got to do something about these.

And now they've got Chick-fil-A burgers. I don't know what you call them, Burger Filet, whatever the fuck it's called. They would ruin McDonald's Day because they're the same price. The Big Mac is the same fucking price as that delicious spicy chicken sandwich they have at Chick-fil-A. They have their own spicy chicken sandwich, Woody. It's incredible. It's so good.

They'll put three different kinds of fucking cheese on that bitch. They've got Pepper Jack cheese, Woody. You can't fuck with Pepper Jack cheese. They don't put any... They don't put any pepper jack in Chick-fil-A, I'm sorry, at Wendy's sometimes. They got Asiago. The American people have never been more manipulated. That's Tommy Cheese.

The American public has never been more manipulated and hoodwinked than by the Big Mac. Like, they threw an extra bun in there, and people are like, look how tall it is. It's disgusting. It's a vibe. Have you ever tried to eat them? Just the meat patty from a Big Mac? It's it's just it's so nasty. Yeah, it is. So it doesn't taste like anything. You need to slather it in sauce. One of the things that I look at when I think, all right, is this a good restaurant or not?

Is if like, you know, other people from other countries, when they come to America, like what do they think about, you know, these things? So I have a bunch of people, the like friends that come from the UK. The number one thing, as soon as they land and they start getting to work, they're like, we need Chick-fil-A.

We absolutely need Chick-fil-A because they don't have it there. They have Wendy's, they have McDonald's and they never asked for Wendy's or McDonald's. They're like, we're eating Chick-fil-A every day. It's like if aliens landed, they're like, this is clearly the objective truth.

This is much better than anything. All the Wendy's people to work camps. I'm not huge on conspiracy theories, but I want to know the real reason Chick-fil-A is closed on sunday tell me that's not part of the fucking are you seriously respecting jesus with this decision to close who does that i mean honestly that doesn't sound believable by it's their founders

those fuckers are doing the books or fucking marketing they're working on sundays i just know it do you know how much money they would make if they were playing on sundays they would they would be the biggest post-church lunch spot in the country by orders of magnitude. They are leaving tens of millions every week on the table by not being open on Sundays. And the proof of that is there for you to see, Woody. You talk

about the people who work there, the way they look, they're more expensive. They pay their workers more. If you're going to get a blonde girl with khakis who's pretty to stand outside wearing, have seen them outside wearing that that rain outfit so they've so for those of you who don't have chick-fil-a's or maybe you just don't have banging chick-fil-a's um here in atlanta home of chick fucking filet these pretty girls will be outside in the rain wearing this clear like it's not a rain coat.

It's like it turns them almost into a kiosk. And they've got and they're taking your order way out in the parking lot. 18 spots away from the window. While cosplaying as a condom. Yeah, they're handing you a fucking iPad and you're figuring everything out. And they're so polite and sweet the whole way through like what he said. Oh, do you need any sauces with that? Any extra sauces?

Or how much are they? Oh, sweetie. How many sauces you want? You're fucking great! Try that shit at Burger King. Have it your way my ass. You'll have a gun in your face. We don't have it Lashonda's way tonight. I said I wanted it. LaShawn does way tonight. I said I wanted ketchup.

I wanted more than one packet. I know this is almost passive aggressive of you to put one packet in here. Every time if I click that button for two ketchups, there's two ketchups. If I click it three fucking times, there will be three. If I order Wendy's, they'll give it to my neighbor. I swear to God.

Chick-fil-A is the master fucking race of of fast food restaurants not just chicken restaurants all fast food it shits on everybody and and and um five guys fell like they've fallen off so hard i haven't eaten i haven't eaten there in so long because it's just so it's so unhealthy. But even still, they used to all they were the ten dollar hamburger back when McDonald's was like five dollars. Now they're like that. Twenty five dollar hamburger. It's not even that great. Yeah, that's that's the whole meal. Right.

Couldn't possibly be a twenty dollar hamburger. No, I feel like. No, I think the fries. But it's pretty pricey. Yeah. Once you get fries, it's like a twenty $25 meal to get a burger and fries. And it's just, it's absurd. It's not that good.

It's not that good. Yeah, they've fallen off for sure. Yeah, I've never been to an up and coming fast food restaurant. Cane's. Cane's is regional, but I want them on this side of the country real bad. Exactly right. It's called Raising Cane's. Oh, we have Raising Cane's. Raising Cane's is really good but I want them on this side of the country real bad. Exactly right. It's called Raising Cane's. We have Raising Cane's.

Raising Cane's is really good. Midwest, I think. They're very similar to Chick-fil-A in that I think they do the peanut oil thing, so it has a similar flavor there. But you always want to go fingers, like a chicken basket there. That's all they do. They have sandwiches, but they don't have patties the way Chick-fil-A does. Those are Chick-fil-A fingers as well.

Yeah, they just put the chicken fingers on there. So if you want the sandwich, go Chick-fil-A. If you want the tendies, you can actually you can go to Chick-fil-A for the tendies, too. They're fucking had Chick-fil-A nuggets. Oh, that's a million. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Who are you talking to? When I was right just now, they their chicken is legitimately like way better. They brine it and pickle juice for 24 hours or something like that and then the batter has powdered milk and powder and confectioner sugar in it i did this copycat recipe once and it was exactly like chick-fil-a it was so good and there are actual pickles like yeah pickles themselves are better than the pickles you get at any other fast food place like you go to a non-Chick-fil-A place and it's like,

I don't even think I want tomatoes or pickles because I know a Wendy's tomato is a flavorless disc of nonsense. And I know their pickles are going to be someone back there giving me the most translucent sliver, you know, the least half a gram. Whereas Chick-fil-A feels real, feels like real pickles gram, whereas Chick-fil-A feels real. Feels like real pickles. We stand Chick-fil-A on this show big time. Yeah, I think the worst sort of the worst stinginess I've ever seen wasn't Subway.

Like Subway is you order like extra meat. They will, you know, take out the scale and they're like, all right, you get one. Oh, that's too much. That's a little bit too much. We're going to put that one back. Dude, if she pulled some meat off my sandwich and put it back in there, I just leave. I had, I had a downgrade me one sliver of Turkey meat. It's so communist. It just, it feels like it's for the collective.

We need some for everybody else. I got Chili's to go. Back when Chili's to go was kind of a new thing. And I ordered bottomless chips. Bottomless chips are my reason for going to Chili's. That's the thing. I actually like their salsa. And the chips are warm.

Both of them. Top notch. So when I'm there, I usually need a couple extra salsas. Their salsas are fucking like you know that when you get ketchup at wendy's it's that size salsa roughly damn not nearly enough for bottomless fucking i bring my own bowl right so they give me this bag of chips large enough to store two human heads and then basically a single serving of salsa so i ask for extra salsa because if i'm there it's bottomless salsa. I need some extra salsas to take home with me.

And then she billed me for it. And it was like, fuck. You work here, right? You're not the owner. We should be on the same team. You should be hooked. Oh, do you want extra salsa? Here you go, Woody.

Fucking banging salsa. I should have gotten you one of those. You know what happens if you do that? The fucking tip rolls in. You know what happens when you charge me for salsa? That was your tip. Fuck you. I would have said that. I'd be like, oh, the extra salsa was $3, huh?

Shit. Your tip was going to be $10. And now it's none. You're actually staving me. Now I've got to stop at the store for salsa on the way home. You've given me an errand, man. You probably think that math works. I like this idea.

So what do you guys, when you guys go out to eat, what are you tipping people? Is it dependent on service? Or do you have a hard and fast rule? Baseline is 20%. 20% is usually what I do. If they do a great job, i'll do more than that and

i actually like they'd have to at this point in time they'd have to do a real shitty job to get less than 20 like a noticeably bad like we've been here for 40 minutes in my foods like they haven't been back to the table i'm not as generous as taylor perhaps because i don't he i some people have this thing where they're like oh the bare minimum is 10%, Kyle. If they spit in your mouth, it's 10%. I do 25%. That is 40%.

The minimum is we don't even pay the bill. We might fucking run out of here and cause a scene. If they spit in your mouth mouth you know what i mean so like there is a zero tipping level of of service and it's not that hard to get below that bar where you just don't fucking get a tip if you're not doing your job like it's like that uh mr i'm not

so far as like that mr pink speech from reservoir dogs with the little uh violin or whatever it's not like that but it's like she's only filled up my coffee cup three times it should have been six yeah i'll say that if i was in a restaurant and if i was a restaurant and this had been sitting here this long and my ice had melted that's like come on what are we doing what are we doing like she it's a busy restaurant you're like what is she hanging out back there taking a nap no she's walking the floor constantly and yet my ice is melted my glass is only one third full clearly i want some more because it's gotten kind of watery now where the fuck is she she just lost

it i don't think i'm tipping her i don't think i'm tipping this police lady god damn man you guys what do you think a tip is what for you i think a tip is like you're letting everyone know, like, oh, it's implied that you get tips because that's the social construct or we're all paying into this big wheel of the economy or something. To me, the tip is that extra little bit you get when you do a very good job. It is on top of whatever you get paid. I'm giving you extra because, oh, my goodness, really? You are friendly

and i'll tip i'll tip that extra service really well 20 30 percent whatever and it really because you were just talking about how well they uh yeah they make below minimum wage yeah yeah they make they're working for two these girls make shit that's the line decent money i think uh i don't know what well they don't I think they don't get tips well I bet nothing's keeping you from tipping them I bet you could add a tip on that fucking iPad

I fucking hate the alright we're shifting gears to the tipping thing what I normally do I have to notice standout bad service, or I just choose the rightmost tip, typically.

I don't give a fuck what it is, 25-30%. I just choose the one on the right, and I tip that. That's my standard thing. If she really sucks, then I might either go left or right in my own. That's pretty rare. What does frustrate me is how everything has become a typical service.

Now every delivery guy, and that includes like, I don't know, like grocery deliveries and shit like that. They put their palm out. And then like, if you're at the counter and they hand you like a coffee at the counter, it's like,

how much do you get a tip for that? I am standing at the counter getting my own food. This used not to be a typical service. Now that's worthy. How about this? I want to use your barometer in one of my instances of giving a $0 tip. I remember specifically. Me and a date, total check came to $145 or something like that. I know it was under $150. It's okay.

Nice place. And the service was okay, but she didn't refill our drinks, and she brought the wrong appetizer, and it was cold when it finally got out to us. And also, it came so late that our entrees came right after it, and now it was one of those places with small tables, and there wasn't enough room for everything. And while she was moving everything,

she knocked off a candle and the wax splattered. It was a real candle. And they made a very big to do about getting that wax up. And I just wanted to eat my dinner because the appetizer was already cold. Oh, and did I mention that she smelled like poo poo? Oh yeah. She smelled like feces.

So strongly that once we finally had her manager alone, I said, ma'am, would you smell our waitress? Get a good whiff of her, please, and then come back so that we can discuss further. She came back and said, I am so sorry.

The waitress smelled like doo-doo. I don't know if she had shat herself or if she had been shat upon what it smelled like to me honestly was dog shit it smelled like she had stepped in a big old pile of dog shit and she'd gone oh no it only got on my right foot hang on no and then she got her left in there and then she just got got it and like anointed herself with it. Like it was like, like it was fucking like it was ass Wednesday. What's Lent?

Do they put any shit on themselves on Lent? No, Lent is when it's like, all right, I'm not going to fucking eat candy for a month because I'm a kid. When I give up stepping in dog shit. Yeah. That's what she needed to give up.

That's the same religion. I see Biden with that shit on his head. What the fuck, man? I never know if it's Ash Wednesday or if he's dirty. Oh, he got a little schmutz on you again. But no, that waitress actually smelled like poo-poo and I didn't tip her.

I could see not tipping her too. You know what? The poo thing I'm actually more forgiving of than the other stuff. The appetizer that's late and cold really ruins my meal. Also, the wax thing. Maybe I am an asshole.

I don't know. But I would prefer you dealt with that wax after we left you know what i do this is my date and you're gonna fucking do minor league construction next to the table yeah that i'm actually about to go to that um that restaurant i mentioned to you the other day uh if you go on your travels to savannah the old pink house i'm going a little trip down to Savannah soon And I plan to go there I love that place I love that place

Every time No, they do like It's like They do southern food well I guess I'll say I found it on Food Network Whenever I'm traveling to a city I do a little research about where to eat

And I usually pick somewhere strange. Remember when we went to Colorado and we ate at that place that had all the exotic meats and had all the animal heads? I like shit like that. Yeah, that was crazy. The Old Pink House is Southern food done in a very fanciful

way. It's really good. You're going to get these fried green tomatoes, right? That's the best thing. That's the bet with the remoulade sauce um they have two different anyway anyway yeah those are fucking great um uh great restaurant i go there every time i go anywhere near that part of the state um i'm looking forward to it so and i'll tip her well i'm sure because the service there will be excellent and nobody will smell like shit. So I don't think of tipping as something that you get because you did a good job. Because if I travel to another country where they don't have tipping, the service generally is much worse than what you get in America. So I've noticed that it's because

we have that incentive structure overall and it makes things much more pleasant. Like people are more attentive. They're nicer. People in Europe and UK, they say, oh, it's like a fake niceness. I don't care. They're lovely to deal with.

It's a fake promptness. It's a fake refilling your drink on time. You tip the baggage guy at the airport. Yeah. No, I always just bring carry ons. No, no,

actually, actually no. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, I do. Yeah, I do.

Yeah. Yeah. I worked with a guy. I worked with a guy selling cars and previously, and this is like a, I don't know. You could tell he was, he had the smell of money about him.

I think if I, if it was, if I was writing a novel, I would describe Mr. Strahan as he had the smell of money about him at all times. He was this black fellow and he was talking about, I used to work at Delta. 25 years. Retired now. I was a $500 a day man. He made $500 a day in tips. Handling people's baggage.

And it's like, what is it about you that in this 60 second interaction of handling a bag that you're the guy who's good at it? But he was just so friendly and like... When I was 17, he was just a great guy. I was a $200 a day man on tips,

which was like 15 times what other people were getting. And my secret was rudeness. I would, what I did is I rented out beach chairs and umbrellas and you haul them down to where they want to go. You lay out the chairs. I brush the sand off. I make a little show of it. I had a little, you know, whisk broom that was only six inches long and I would brush their thing and make it extra

nice. And planting the umbrella is a physical task. You take the stick and you sort of work it into the sand and then you plant the umbrella and it's got to be like two feet deep. There's a line on it to keep them safe because winds could change or whatever.

half the time, maybe less, just the show would inspire them to tip. I'm sort of going above and beyond and making that thing out of it. If that didn't work, I would just stay. I would just stay.

Stick around? Yeah, I would just stand there until I got to. You're like a prostitute. And if I needed to i would whisper yeah i'm sorry we normally tip for this and uh uh maybe one in 30 would be like that is so rude i was gonna tip you but now i'm not first of all that's always a lie second i'm okay with getting shot down one in 30 i'm'm a $200 a day, man. That's, I love that.

I love that. I, I think I understand that rudeness. I can remember somebody wasting my time and, and telling them that they had wasted my time. I was like, I was like, I'm trying to make a living here. Like we just spent two hours looking at three different cars that I,

I caught on when the third car was an F one 50 that we're just looking at cars. I'm working here. I'm working here. And he's like, like he, he's, he was here.

Awfully rude to me. I'm like, go tell my manager, tell my manager that here you're here to tour the inventory. I'm sure he'll be very polite and apologize, but he ain't gonna do shit to me. Like, well, I was on a cruise, um, on a cruise like about a month or two ago and we got our bags, you know, at the curbside, whatever, checking.

So our bags went up to the room and the guy that took the bags, he was like, I'm not going to see you on the boat. So if you want to give me a tip, I'm right here. And I was like, I'm the only person here. You're talking to me. Okay. Holy shit. I felt so put on the spot. You got change? Yeah.

So I didn't have... I never carried a couch, so I'm like... I threw a dime into the sea. All I've got is a sea. What do you have? A 20? Is this like a part of the ocean? Yeah.

Yeah. Um, but, uh, that, that was, that was really weird. Like I ended up giving him like a 20 or something,

um, on cash app because I didn't have any cash. Uh, so I was like, Hey, do you have this? So, so then you got to do the whole like,

all right, well, do you have your QR code? I got to scan that. And then just sitting there for, you know, for five minutes. And I'm like, I don't know. Like, I don't know this man. And he's just like scowling at me.

I'm like, did I do something wrong? I'm sorry. I didn't. I did not know. Yeah, exactly. Man, that's that is. I mean, I can see why you do that if that's your job, but that would be off putting to me. And I generally don't have a problem tipping at places as long as I have. mean i can see why you do that if that's your job but that would be off-putting to me and i generally

don't have a problem tipping at places as long as i have as long as as long as food is coming to me if i'm picking up food somewhere like or if something's being delivered to me or food is being served to me at a restaurant then i'm gonna tip if i'm going somewhere and like picking up food then i'm not i don't see a reason to tip there. But other than that, like I do, like I see it kind of like the social contract thing of like, all right, like, you know, you did a fine job. Here's 20%. Yeah. I think sometimes, you know, even if somebody is, has, you know, gives you shitty service, you never know what they're going through that day. And it's not like, you know, you have to pay for it, but you know, a tip could be like, Hey, I see you're probably going through something,

you know, here's, you know, here's some peace of mind or whatever. Like if I see, uh, I remember having, you know, an interaction with, uh, a pregnant woman at an IHOP. And then I ended up giving her, I don't know, a 50 or a hundred dollar tip or something. And then she like, she runs out and then she gets, she's like, oh my God, thank you so much. But like, I, I try to avoid those interactions because like, I, I, I hate that. So every time I, you know, if I tip well, I just like, I try to just run as fast as I can. Um, you know, not, not physically, but just like, uh, you don't want to move like a foray into those YouTube videos where you're like, I'm about to blow this homeless person's mind. No, I hate that.

I hate that. You would have to have a whole pickup truck full of rolled quarters that I'm going to throw at the homeless. I'm just going to throw this over at them. Got a t-shirt and it's full of pennies. Yeah, no, no. My next act of generosity,bles these are rare this is my lucky one my pog collection just so um one one thing that people can do and i think the thing that i i do sometimes um actually like every time i go to a drive-thru or like Starbucks is pretty

good about this. So you can pay for everybody behind you. Like they'll just let you do that. And it's usually not a lot of money. It's like 10 or 15 bucks. It's not that big of a deal, but it makes somebody's day and whatnot. But I said that on Twitter. I said, you know, hey, you could pay for somebody behind you and it'll make their day. Probably not going to cost you a lot of money.

And the amount of like incredibly cheap and like cynical people came out like, well, I wouldn't want to be the guy because then I have to pay for the guy behind me.

And then, you know, I don't know if they're ordering $40 worth of stuff. I'm like, relax. If you don't want to do it, don't do it. Like, relax, man. these socially inept people their biggest concern is that it might be awkward for them if they're put in yeah like oh well then people might i might be actually weighed and measured and people would see what i'm actually about i don't

want that yeah no no no that's that's that's you're a piece of shit you're a piece of shit like like either that that's what it is then i don't want to be put on the spot so you'll see that i'm cheap no well that guy in the stinky mclaren in front of me is ruining my day they don't have to they don't have to and like i i feel like you guys are like, oh, people who don't want to engage in this unfair payment scheme are jerks or something. And I'm like, wait a minute. It's possible that I have a whole family or something and I'm getting the good end of the deal. But it's possible I'm not. Can't we just do it fair where everyone pays for what they get?

Why is that bad? Freddie's saying it's a nice sentiment, but like, let's see, he's paying for me. And then I pull up and I look behind me and there's a passenger van. I'm going to, I'm going to,

do you want to pay forward? And I'm like, no, I'm not going to pay for the entire third grade classes, apple juices. I'm just going to pay. I appreciate the guy in front of me. That was nice.

And then you go about your day. Yeah. And that's fine. Nobody's expecting that of you. It's never happened to me, but I don't go to Starbucks much. Yeah, I've never seen it either. This comes when people, especially on Twitter or X now, they go to great lengths to tell you exactly how cheap they are. I would never do that.

I would never do something for someone out of the kindness of my heart. be a key and peel bit but like that guy the guy does that he's like hey i want to pay for the people behind me and they're like oh that's so cool hopefully they they pass it on and he's like yeah hopefully and then he immediately speeds out and like gets right fucking behind him he's, give me 500 double cheeseburgers. 500 double fries. 500 double shakes. 500 apple pies. That's a good bet. Yeah. Have you guys,

have you, yeah, go ahead. No, no, I was saying that's a ridiculous thing for people to get pissed at you on

Twitter about. Yeah, but I mean, it's Twitter. They get pissed on that about everything. Have you guys been on any, I don't know if we talked about this in any of the last times I was on.

You guys been on any cruises? I've been on cruises, yeah. I've been on one before, but not in years. I'm a Disney Cruise Platinum card member. Like, I have a special like, yeah, you have a medallion with the ears. There's a medallion. It's a medallion it's it's like a

security badge you'd wear at a corporate office or something and there's different colors based on how many different what color are you black i'm the high one oh that's the top one of course over at disney core black is the highest level unless there's a new one i don't know about and uh white i don't know what the law i forgot oh a white card member you're not allowed in the water park with the black card you're eligible for like a tour from the captain and stuff like that yeah what's the captain look like like describe the captain of a cruise line he's in full cosplay ceo he's full captain look like? Describe the captain of a cruise line. He's full dressed in Navy-looking officer-type gear.

He's got the hat on. He's just fit. Like a successful man. Does he seem bothered by it? He's in show mode. He's up for pictures? He's giving tourists a tour Oh, so he's up for pictures? Oh, yeah. He's giving tourists

a tour of parts of the ship most people can't go to. Do you think the captain would let me wear the hat for a minute in the picture? Yeah, absolutely. The only objection, I think, would be disease or something. If you've got a lice vibe about you, no. The rule of the sea

is for those few moments, you are the captain. Yeah. Taylor, you are the captain. Taylor, you read my mind. In that moment, I was... Throw him in the brig. All right, men. And like 30 guys would just come out and reveal that. Germany in 1935.

He's wearing the hat. We have to listen. We're having speed carnival. Goofy, Mickey. Throw him off the scene. Are those our code names? Yeah. So I went on this.

Why do you ask? Oh, that's the actual. Okay. Well, so I went on this cruise like two months ago. And every cruise that I've been on before then, I just did like a regular balcony room, you know, something kind of nice, but I decided to do this insane two story suite. Cause I was like, I never, I've never been on this. I want to know what it's about. And it is the, like, I have ruined myself to the point where if I ever cruise again, I have to do this again. Um, it is the most balling out of control thing I've ever, ever experienced in my life.

So what you'll notice, whenever you get on a cruise, like whenever you're heading into the boat, the first thing you do is, you know, after you get all your bags into your room, you have to wait for what's called a muster station drill. So they tell you where to go in case the ship goes down, you have to go down the stairs, and they have to count everybody. And they go, all right, well, this is what it's going to sound like if you have an abandoned ship alarm. And then you do that for 10 minutes and go back to your room. Lifeboat training.

Yeah, lifeboat training. Just so you know, just so the Titanic doesn't happen again. Now, what we did is since we had the suite, so me and my girlfriend, we get there and it is like an hour before the boat departs. So I'm like, holy crap, like, are we, is this the wrong time? But apparently we get in there, somebody, you know, in the, like, while we're still at the dock, somebody goes, just sit down, you know, give us your passports.

We'll check you in. Would you like something to drink, something to eat? Like we're sitting down, they check us in and then they go, okay, well here is, you know, this guy, he's your escort. He'll be escorting you onto the ship. So he gives you a guided tour of the entire ship. He goes and says, how's your day? You know, what do you do for a living? That, that sort of thing. Just, you know, make small talk. And then we're going around the ship. He shows us all the restaurants. This is what you're, you know, what do you do for a living? That sort of thing. Just, you know, make small talk. And then we're going around the ship. He shows us all the restaurants. This is what you're, you know, you can go here, here, here. And then I go, hey, when's the muster station drill?

He goes, you've already done it. And I go, what? Like, yeah, you've, like, this is it. So he just tells us where to go. He goes, you just go down there. You're in your room. That's it. And I'm like, holy shit.

That, like, that blew my mind that you just like just right off the bat you save yourself like an hour yeah and then and and it's it's nuts so we get into the room and the room is like if anybody hasn't gone cruising like a regular balcony room is probably like 150 to 200 square feet um it's just a long rectangle. You have a bed. You might have like a little couch that converts into something and you have like a slide door and you have a small balcony.

It's nice, but it's a little bit cramped. That's, yeah, exactly. So that's usually what you have. Now on the two-story- It looks three feet long. It does. You don't have a lot of room, but on a boat, it's okay.

And there are thousands of this kind of room. So on the suite, it was a little bit different. Well, I think this is the, that's the Royal Caribbean one. That's a family one. That's, so the one I had was- Much smaller than yours. Yeah, well, the one I had was on the Celebrity Beyond and it was called the Edge Villa.

And so we get there, there's two ways of accessing it. You can do it on the top floor or the, or the bottom floor. We get in on the bottom floor. There's immediately a, you know, there's a living room and a dining room. You have two fridges, and they stock it with everything you want. They have two bottles of whatever you want. They bring you a cake, you know, just to say, Hey, thanks for, you know, coming on board. bring you a cake, you know, just to say, Hey, thanks for, you know, coming on board.

Uh, whatever you want. So, uh, that's one of the lower, uh, suites right there. Uh, no. Yeah. Mine was better. Yeah. This is, this is the one, one story suite. So this is his closet. That's the closet. Um, so, so then, you know, you have monogram pajamas, um, that they give you, they get, they get my girlfriend jewelry and they said, like, every day you're here, we'll give you a little, you know, little trinket or whatever. You have a full bathroom on the on the bottom floor, full bathroom on the top floor with a bath and a separate shower. You have you go outside to a like a double decker balcony and then you have a hot tub for you. That's it. That's exactly it.

So that's your living room. You go outside, and then you have your – oh, man, it's bringing back memories. So your hot tub, you have waves, you have bubbles, you have temperature control. Everything has floor-to-ceiling windows. They can control with your phone or like the little keypad. You have – yeah,. Uh, yeah. And that's the, that's the top floor. So you go upstairs and,

uh, that is your, uh, bed. You can, you know, the TV comes out of the ceiling. Um,

and the bed has some, you know, 30,000, you know, thread count, Egyptian cotton. That's an adult bed. It is.

It's awesome. Dude. What's it cost? Yeah. My cruise cost. I want to know. So, uh, What's it cost? Yeah, my cruise sucks. What is the cost? I want to know. So I think for 11 days, I paid like 36 grand, something like that. Oh, boy.

So, again, I don't spend any money on anything other than cars and travel. So that's my only thing. I don't have any jewelry or anything. I don't have a watch collection. That's just the only thing I spend money on. And I'm like, I'm going to splurge just this once. And now I have to do it, you know, like every year. Yeah, now you're in.

It's amazing, man. I can see why you got for it. Dude, we were the opposite. We were like cattle shoulder to shoulder doing the lifeboat drills. I have this tiny room. And when you're on the Disney ship, it's like sort of kid friendly. And our kids are making friends with other kids because the ship arranges all these social things and cool.

So their families had rooms like yours. And I am just like, fuck. Like, I thought I was doing okay. Just being on this ship. Yeah. Like this,

this boat is going to go from Florida to to fucking spain yeah i thought it was a pretty cool trip when i went on a cruise i was in a section i don't know if i had a spot on a life raft i would have had to like hug my loved of those buoys off the wall the long john silver i stole my plane seat so i have that another thing another thing that they uh that they give you on this on this crazy cruise is like uh so you have a 24-hour butler. You have a person that will do everything, like your reservations, all that stuff, and then you have priority for literally everything.

Are there prostitutes on those boats? I mean, they don't advertise them. Well, sure they do. They're just not in the open. Probably. But yeah, I mean, it was was you have confirmation on that zach jack find out about the the horse maybe on a carnival maybe a carnival carnival yes whatever cruise line it takes zach i don't care oh my god i typed are there prosta and then proceeded to misspell

the word and google auto completed on cruise ships there you go i'm sure it knows it's listening to you right now it's that same what's was it google or what was the assistant program that when you asked it for a picture of 17th century english royalty eating watermelon yeah it's a good thing my goodness what what this clown world we're in let me that's why let me just tell you my new favorite show in the world in the world the greatest is shogun shogun is so fucking good because they cannot put a drop of wokeness or modern day nonsense into a 1600s japanese setting there's nothing they can do there's nothing like a pink haired character take you out of it yes yes like the entire cast is black yeah dude the first episode

it's first it's excellent so this is my new favorite show in the fucking world there's two episodes of it out already it's on um um um hulu and uh it's 1600s Japan and it's a bit Game of Thrones like in that basically the head ruler of Japan has died and now there's four warlords kind of contending for power and one of them is

clearly our guy and everybody else is kind of evil. It's historical. I don't know the history well enough to know how close they're keeping it um how historically accurate they're keeping it but it is a historical person and it's historical things um but part of the fun is that i guess the portuguese had discovered japan and the catholic church knew about about Japan and they kept it like a fucking top secret secret Not just from from all of Europe from the world basically and they they were they were the only ones doing business with the Japanese and so right away in episode one

an Englishman and his ship just barely makes it to Japan and of course they immediately imprison them and I don't want to spoil too much of the plot but it was so fucking gruesome they boiled a man alive at one point they boiled a man alive in a giant cauldron

and it was fucking horrific there's titties, there's gore there's likeies there's gore there's like uh like futile uh power struggles with like black powder weaponry and fucking samurai swords i saw at least two people get decapitated like ninja style it was sick um and everybody's got those cool accents and there's uh it's great acting love it shogun can't recommend it enough so it's like game of thrones but set in Japan. Yes.

Wait, is it in English or is it subtitled Japanese? Depends who's speaking. Okay. Have you heard of Constellation? We're talking TV shows? No, talk to me. Constellation is the number one show on Apple TV currently.

It is a sci-fi mystery. I am only one episode deep and it's a mystery, so I don't fully understand everything. The timeline doesn't work. She's supposed to come home in 80 days, yet she is home, and then things are aging, but her and her kid are not. I'm a little mixed up on what's happening,

but there's some sort of physics or extraterrestrial thing that just happened and damaged the ship. Have you seen it? No, but I saw a tiny snippet and I got the gist of it. The head actress in this is amazing. She's been in so many things.

I space out on her name every time it's something funky, but I'll just read the cover sheet. It's Constellation Stars Numi Rapace. I don't know her name. funky but i'll just read i'll quickly read the like cover sheet it's constellation stars uh neil knew me rap rap i don't know yeah as joe an astronaut who returns to earth after a disaster in space only discovered that key pieces of her life seem to be missing the action-packed space adventure is an exploration of the dark edges of human psychology and one woman's desperate quest to expose the truth about her history our hidden history of space travel and recover all that she's lost.

What it seemed like to me just watching that quick trailer was that whatever she did in space or whatever they were doing up there, she's come back and like a different reality, like a different, it's, it's very like, like a parallel universe sort of thing, like where it's almost her,

her planet. But it's like, I don't know the bear. We didn't have Bernstein bears here. You planet but it's like i don't know the bear we didn't have bernstein bears here you know it's like one of those and like she's like talking to her own daughter and she's like you don't seem like my daughter and she's like you're not my mother it's like this fuck it oh shit all right that's a bit of a spoiler i mean this is less of a spoiler because it happens in the first half of the first episode. But she's in space. She's doing some sort of mission. And an old cosmonaut body slams into the space station.

It's still in the helmet and the orange jumpsuit type thing. And causes massive damage to the space station, which makes them evacuate. And then when she gets home, things aren't quite right. And that's as much as I've figured out so far but the production quality is parallel to for all mankind and it's sci-fi which i think the world doesn't have enough sci-fi content and this is some so let's see what's up i think you might like it do you think that you know um people are searching you know seeking out stuff that make them more and more uncomfortable. Like if you look at,

uh, I guess, I guess game of Thrones or something of that ilk, it's like, you see stuff that has some extreme amount of gore, like something that 10 or 20 years ago would not have been a thing. But now you have like, uh,

these, these film studios, like eight 24, they just make these insane, like body horror movies and people are loving it like what what do you think uh it is about that that like really gets people because it wasn't always like that like you have any good examples uh yeah yeah so like yeah like in mid uh there's a movie i watched recently with uhidsommar. Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, and it's really, really good. Yes.

And it's fantastic. But, like, you know, there's a scene where, you know, for anybody who hasn't seen it, it's like this crazy cult in Sweden, like out in the woods somewhere. And they have seasons for their life. woods somewhere and they have seasons for their life so you know the end season which would be winter you end it at 72 and they have this um this ritual where you just get on this like cliff and you just jump off and there was these two old people they jumped off the cliff the woman died instantly but the man was still alive and then they have to bludgeon his head with a with like a hammer um and then there's another scene where they do like, this guy is a blood eagle. Do you know what

a blood eagle is? So it's like a medieval torture thing where they rip your back open and then your lungs are outside of your body and you're still alive. That's the idea. You're obviously going to die from blood loss and stuff

but you're still alive for this. you know that that was crazy so like i'm just wondering you know i know in the 80s we had some like shock and gore and stuff but it was never super mainstream like it is like it is now like it was always like b-movies right like halloween friday the 13th and but it feels different. Cannibal Holocaust. The 70s, there was a lot of crazy experimentation. I don't know when Cannibal Holocaust came out, but obviously that's one of them. And then you had all of those movies made by Eli Roth that are

just inspired by that generation. Like Hostel and stuff? Like Hostel, like Cabin Fever, where their skin's melting off or whatever. I can't remember exactly what's wrong with them, Cabin Fever. And then he had the one where they're in the jungle being eaten by the cannibals. I don't like that either. But I don't know.

I thought Midsommar. I loved it. It was a really good movie. The thing about Midsommar that's so off-putting and upsetting to me is that it's all happening in bright, sunny, beautiful Sweden. I mean, it's just gorgeous there. And I don't think it ever turns nighttime. It's just daytime, bright as fuck.

All the subliminal stuff in the background. You can see faces in the greenery and the shrubbery. You need to watch that one. You told me to. It's good. Yeah, it'll make you feel some type of way it it does it's uh it's a really good story uh you know beginning middle out end it's uh there's some i mean it's it's not a traditional horror movie but it's it's off-putting

as hell yeah i like i get what you're saying about the gore thing though like i like there are shows now where it's just gore for the sake of it and sure that's always existed but like even bringing up like kind of that niche market of like cannibal holocaust and all that like that wasn't the norm then like it may have been and it wasn't like like a tv show you know like it's a it's just like a yeah it was like maybe what it is is tv show isn't just broadcast tv anymore right you go back 10 15 years good point tv shows one time aired even cable has some standards but of course nbc abc etc they have even higher standards now things go straight to apple netflix netflix had nine songs i watched a nine song scene recently because it had been a long time, you literally see the dick go in her. It is

porn. Broadcast television, what's the government agency? FCC. I had to remember to end Eminem lyrics to pull that up. The FCC won't let me be me.

They have to deal with the FCC. They have a lot of overreach and they can find them heavily so does so does radio terrestrial broadcast radio but cable has self imposed rules because they have advertisers but if your advertisers are cool with a certain like word or phrase like and we we've seen it slowly erode like i remember when i think shit was allowed and when everybody decided shit was okay and south park maybe did an episode where they said shit like a hundred times or something like yeah over and over um so there's definitely been that

slow erosion of it over time but with apple tv with netflix with with those people with the streamers i don't think they have any sort of limit to what they can do. There's no standard at all. I just gave you a link to Nine Songs. It's a scene from Nine Songs. And when you see it, it is indistinguishable

from porn. What the fuck? That is porn. That is just porn. I'm not a shy virgin here being, oh my god, can you believe it? I'm not sure yet. What the fuck? Alright, so... Do you know that there was a

movie with Chloe Sevigny, the chick from American Psycho, like the secretary or whatever. So she made this... Sevigny? Yeah, I'm sorry if I'm saying it wrong. But yeah, so she made this savinia yeah yeah i'm sorry if i'm weird um but yeah so she made this movie i think it's called bad bunny or the bad bunny or something like that brown bunny brown bunny bad bunny is the artist um in the one scene three hundred times

yeah and like it's it's such a oh my god So the main character is the director of this movie. And the climax of this movie is he gets a blowjob. Like an actual on-screen blowjob from this woman. Fucking brilliant. How do you... The thing I found out, the actress had dated him prior to the movie.

He was her ex. And she's like, well, I mean, I guess I can suck him off off it doesn't even increase my body count so she did i mean for all time sake there's a full actual yeah yeah just like the one i gave you but oral like you can see the dick go in her mouth there is no doubt do you see the money shot does he does she like spit? Yeah, he comes in her mouth. It's nuts. So that guy was just finding a get head

in his movie. An artist. I get why she gave an interview where she said I now have total disdain for directors. We get it, Chloe. You should. Chloe, when you don't like any of your exes,

maybe the red flag is you. Maybe you shouldn't give them blowjobs on camera if your relationship's a little rocky. We had a guest who was friends with her, and he said she was super cool and her career's going great. I was like, oh, I'm sorry I brought her up. Whoops.

Did y'all see the thing where they used AI to make Hitler speak English? Yes! Dude, I'm convinced now. Dude. Dude. Alright, it all makes sense now. We understand. That dude's compelling. First of all,

in this little speech, he doesn't say anything about exterminating people or war or anything. He's just like, I was there for you. Will you be there for me? I've worked for you tirelessly. Day in, day out. Right here, doing the work.

Are you gonna be... Listen to it, Taylor. It's fucking... It's captivating. Everyone should listen to this man. Everyone should listen. Dude, it helps me understand. Because when I don't know the words, Adolf just seems like too enthusiastic, batshit insane, etc. But when they do it in English, and this video that Kyle's talking about, it's Adolf.

They used AI to make it in English. But he brings at least something very close to the same intensity and style that he did in German. I presume. I try not to bring up politics every three minutes, but it seemed Trumpy to me.

It was all like, dude, get on my team. Get behind me. They're coming after me. I do this this for you will you do things for me and i was like this feels trumpy let's see you put me in the middle here do i defend adolf or do i defend donald see that's not fair so that's not easy decision because hitler served in world war one so when he's saying i was there for you you, and there for you, will you be there? He's got something, some ground to stand on, unlike Trump.

Although Trump doesn't stand on the ground for those Trump. Donald Trump's entrepreneurial disease, that was his Vietnam. Oh, my God. There was a real syphilis wave going through Manhattan that year. Trump was like, avoiding VD was my Vietnam or something like that. That's a good line. I don't know. To me that someone um like skipped out on vietnam has i'm like good good great good for you like i don't think of them in any sort of negative way at all honestly i think of the people who like signed up

and were like let's do it as some sort of robot. Because in that time, you had songs like It Ain't Me, right? Like I'm Not No Millionaire's Son. The lyrics of that are all about like, hey, what the fuck are you doing? They're sending the poor to go fight this war. They wouldn't send their kids. They wouldn't go fight in this war. You're expendable assets. At least today, the poor self-select their way into the

wars they say exactly we know what college the army's better than mcdonald's and those are my only skill sets we tip them well that's that's exactly what happened they get to keep their guns sometimes maybe no and then they get great health care afterward right yeah sometimes they have homes when they come back that's cool did y' see... When they end up homeless and we say, no more help, sorry. There's a Honduran man at the border that really needs that hotel room. All the girls... You smell like poop. I'm not going to give you...

Girls who are too chubby to be strippers. It's army time, baby. Damn. That's true. There's a lot of stout gals. And they make good truck drivers. I'm going gonna tell you what do we need a big bitch battalion they heard ied and thought it was iud and signed up oh that's awful i was i've been uh i've been thinking about this for a while um and it kind

of goes back to what we were talking about before. Hitler speeches. Yeah, yeah, Hitler speeches, yeah, for sure. No, like, so the whole, like, OnlyFans thing, you know, it's so big now. Who's your favorite? So I don't have – I've actually never been on OnlyFans. Believe it or not, I've never been on that site. But I have some friends who on OnlyFans. Believe it or not, I've never been on that site. But I have some friends who do OnlyFans.

And I have a real hard time thinking that it's a net positive for society. Mainly, I'm not red-pilled or anything like that. I'm just thinking if it's just women that sell pictures and videos of themselves in like in, you know, in sexual situations, that's fine. We've had porn for forever. I have no problem with that. My issue is the fake interaction that they have, like the messages and stuff. And you are necessarily interacting with the most unprepared men. Like they don't know how women like They don't know how women,

they don't know how to talk to women. And it's setting them up with this unrealistic expectation. And it's just, it's a very transactional thing. I love this angle. So you're thinking that maybe these bozos are like, hey, Candace, I love your fucking videos.

You're a 10. And she's like, oh, thank you so much. What do you like the most? Oh, your big fucking titties. Oh, you. I love when you look at my big fucking titties and they're like, fucking man, all my lines are fucking nailing it.

You're right. She loved the big fucking titties line. And then they go into the office maybe and try on the big fucking... Carol, I love your big fucking titties. The primary issue is that incels aren't developing enough game yeah yeah yeah that's that's that's basically it um because like honestly it's it's just that's an interesting take i love it i have i have no

listen i love i love big titties just like everybody else, but I just don't like the – if men are to kind of transcend this weird incel culture, I think that they need to not interact with women like this, that they're seeing them as purely transactional. Well, if they're trying to escape the incel – I think incel culture is the human way. They probably shouldn't get porn anyway. They need to be out there talking to real people insult culture is our natural fucking way that is how humanity has always existed there's always been like a couple chads scooping up all the ladies and a bunch of other dudes like fucking digging ditches and shit like like i feel like now if anything in the modern times there's there's more ladies for everyone like you don't have like a genghis khan scooping up and dumping his seed into half the

the mongolian empire apparently like i'm sure i'm related to genghis khan i'm so cool you know cool dude i don't look like him yeah i i get that but i think i gave it to me i know i don't know what he looked like you know what i imagine when i imagine genghis khan this is the most racist thing ever zach show a picture of john wayne the time he played genghis khan mongolian war chieftain show us show us that picture because As much as I get upset, and I do, frankly, get mad when I see one of my favorite characters now as a Puerto Rican trans man.

It's like, wait a minute. Eric? This is an OC Chopper reboot? Yeah. It's not Pauly. Oh, my God. You see this shit this was wrong

this was wrong and they also used to do this thing with the cowboys and Indians I can't remember which actor but there's a scene where he's the cowboy shooting at the Indians and then they cut over to the Indians to see what they're doing and now he's in brown face playing an Indian it's the same guy

this is what's called colorblindness okay he looks like him yeah well actually i'm terrible at face i mean he's doing you're got well i will say this woody john wayne's a hell of an actor so kudos to him but it wasn't right it wasn't right i'm sure there was a an asian man somewhere could have pulled this off a little or a mongolian you could have pulled that off kyle yeah i don't know you could have just done deniro face and yeah you're gonna have a really grimace dude i think he's pulling it off mongolian empire am i the only one i mean there's a hat in your mouth the hat a little bit that mustache is doing a lot of heavy lifting,

but his eyes even look terrible. I'm afraid to use the wrong word. It's offensive to me. They look authentic. I mean, is that guy on the right even Asian? There's debate. I want to use a word to describe that guy, and it rhymes with pinky.

That guy is so fucking asian that guy is so fucking asian i don't know can you can you write it in the chat yeah write it in the chat i'd love to woody oh okay yeah there it is there it is yeah a true sign that woody has no hatred in his heart towards asians i just couldn't finish that layup. What I don't like is when they fucking make something non-historical or they break canon. I don't like that shit either. I hate that shit

that John Wayne played, that Mongolian person. When he's white as fuck. Speaking of the Shogun stuff, now show Mickey Rooney playing that Chinese man. Just a quick picture of Mickey Rooney as the chinese man because he's unrealistic well mickey rooney knows how to pull off asian he like like he went full asian like like now robert downey jr that's okay i'm okay with robert downey jr and what he that it holds up so well it's so it's because the point of what he's

i feel like that it's worse in color because he's got yellow face on oh my god yeah oh my god it's worse in color even my facial recognition can tell he's this is fake this guy's acting oh my god i think that's oh wait that's like dividing by zero no that's an asian man doing This guy's acting. Oh my God. That's like dividing by zero. No, that's an Asian man doing the bit. Or that's just a fucking... That's the Daniel Day-Lewis of Asian impersonators. I swear to God, I thought

this was the same person as the last one. Nah, that's hat on a hat there, Woody. Oh my God. I don't even understand. An Asian man dressed as an asian man well no no i don't understand the third picture but anyway the uh the main guy in shogun kyle i just happened to scroll by something from discussing film they have a check so they probably discuss film pretty often hiroyuki sanada the main actor said that he had conditions before he would sign on to shogun and that one of them was if you don't hire japanese actor actors for a japanese role i

won't be involved in the project okay so him doing that is probably a big reason they didn't fucking netflix it up with a bunch of like ridiculous nonsense that pulls you out of the story that i mean and for those who oh yeah yes a a ton I would have said Disney it up Disney too Johnny Depp's going to be a black woman now I guess that'll go over well Johnny Depp is? Yeah, the historical character of Jack Sparrow

Disney wouldn't stand with Johnny after Amber Heard pooped in his bed and told those lies on him so then when Johnny was vindicated in his trial Disney approached Johnny Depp, and I don't remember the number to come back, but it was like tens of millions. It was hundreds of millions.

Could have been. Disney doesn't give a fuck. They'll make a whole new trilogy. Well, anyway, I guess Johnny Depp didn't want to do it or they didn't come to terms, but now it's a black lady pirate. Oh, good. I mean, I don't really care about that one as much.

I hate the... If I'm being honest, I hate those fucking movies. The very first one, they do this thing where the bad guys are kidnapping the Keira Knightley or whoever the fuck it is, and one of them gets hit in the head with a pan, and they put in that cartoony sound effect that goes, bong! And I went, I checked immediately out.

I'm like, this is this fucking playground movie. I don't want to see this kid's movie. It's a movie for kids. i loved it in middle school it was story's more adult than that it was a great movie but yeah i really don't care about that one i just don't like when they're doing a historical thing or it already has established lore like a show about japanese history if there's a bunch of white and black guys running around, that takes you out of it. Well, there are. So that's the thing. There were white guys historically, and it's about

the white guys. As long as it's historical. It is. So the main character, the white guy character, is... I looked him up. They called him the white samurai or something, so I'm looking forward to learning more about him. Like, historically.

Not Tom Cruise. I was joking about how stupid that movie was last night. I'm like, at least when Keanu had that movie where he became a samurai, like, like Keanu's half Japanese. Dude, Tom Cruise got fucked up by that Gatling gun at the end. He's not even tall.

Like you would think like, Oh, the white samurai, the big tall guy. Like, like he'll show him what for it's tom cruise so he's like he's shorter than they are he was a horrible representative for us i mean they all die tall guy yeah they all fucking get yeah if there was a white samurai running around and that's part

of the story then of course it's fine to have it's um it's scary as fuck it you know in a show where you think you think your main character could die at any time and it's when he's in a tense situation, it's genuinely tense. It's like that for the white guy or I'm two episodes in. I never know when they're going to kill this guy and I'm going to be and I'm going to have to just lose him as a character because he he's literally getting pissed on. He's getting beaten and tortured and imprisoned. There's a scene where they don't speak English, but he speaks Portuguese.

They've got Japanese people who speak Portuguese, so they've got two different interpreters. One to interpret and one to make sure the interpreter is telling the truth. It's fun because the Englishman's talking to this Catholic priest who he despises because he's a Protestant.

He's like, you won't tell them what the fuck I'm saying. You won't be honest with them. And he looks over at the Japanese guy. He's like, he's cursing a lot, but he doesn't believe I'm going to represent him honestly. He's legitimately being honest about it. And it's hilarious because the English guy is just, you're a piece of shit. You're a fucking asshole. What's the word for enemy?

He tells him. He goes, enemy like he's ripping it right away like rips one of the catholic priests crosses off and there's rosary he's like stomping it in the dog shit and stuff he's like letting the japanese know that he's a protestant he's from a different place and he's got english secrets to tell him so i'm real into that show but they boiled a man alive like i said so the stakes are high are you do you feel the same way um about the show as you did when you first saw game of thrones oh well see that's a hard question because there was already a couple seasons of game of thrones out so right away i was able you knew that it was good yeah to get like multiple episodes in what i would say

about shogun is the production value seems very high to me when they cut people's like the special effects um and the fights and stuff there haven't been a ton of sword play but there's been maybe a dozen killings with swords and then again that man who boiled all that shit looks good uh there's a there's a big like 1600s era pirate ship at one point and as far as i could tell it was a real fucking boat like i never even questioned whether that was a real boat we were interacting with yeah um everything's very costumes are like excellent like when you see the rich people you're like damn that does look nice that's how they that's how a pit rolled in 1600s japan look at that shit with all those layers and he like sits down cross-legged like flicks his fucking robes out and shit

Everybody's very stylish. Um, so I like all that. I like all the sets uh, like I said, it looks like they've spent some money on it and um, I just appreciate the All of that. I think the attention to detail is real important and and like I said, i've just been trying to escape like Propaganda like I don't want anybody messaging. I just want a good to escape propaganda. I don't want any messaging. I just want a good show, a drama, where I don't feel like I'm being talked down to

or tried to be shown an allegory to represent modern struggles. We're in this modern world. I watch CNN. Exactly. I'm trying to escape that. Take me away to a magical realm where it doesn't matter who wins the election. I don't care who Dark Brandon is.

A lot of writers just see their work seemingly based on what Netflix, Hulu, and a lot of them do. It's not about being entertaining. It's about this being a vehicle for what I like. It's the message, yeah. What do I want to make this story into? It's a story about Vikings,

so can it be about Vikings? Can that be it? I always say, it's a story about vikings so can it be about vikings like can that be it like please i always say like like it's funny to me that nobody still wants to make the story of that guy who like escaped from slavery and became a union officer and captured like a confederate boat of some kind and sailed it north and gave it to the union and like maybe became like a senator or something like that's a real african-american like who did the crate so why do we have to make a cat pirates the caribbean you've already got like a cool hero guy to make a historical show about where everybody would be black all the main characters no they want johnny depp yeah they do no well they don't need johnny depp yeah i guess they don't they want a new johnny depp i've always thought johnny depp was so fucking weird looking dude like like he seemed like a genuinely nice

guy but man he's odd looking fellow huh yeah he's a little odd looking but i i liked him in those movies like okay i haven't seen the pirates of the caribbean movies since i was like in middle school but i remember really liking how well he played like a stumbled drunk guy the first three yeah because that that's him yeah the first three are uh are pretty good i think that's that's sort of like you know for for me that was uh every marvel movie up until end game and then there's nothing after that you know in my mind um i thought he was just a weird guy until the amber herd trial and then i watched so much of it that that i really came to like almost love johnny depp as a human being he is so he's he's just a cool guy he seems he's not ashamed of his vices or his lifestyle he is just like a pure

being and i'm sure being filthy rich and internationally famous allows you to helps to flow like that and so good for him but i remember there's this clip of him volunteering his time at a children's hospital i think the kids are dying and at the time like i think amber had thrown that bottle and chopped off his finger and so the tip of his finger is gone and this little girl girl goes, what happened to your finger? And he's making up a silly lie about what happened to his finger. And it's fucking sad because that crazy lady attacked him. That's what happened to his finger.

And they were trying to smear him. That's where Johnny keeps his drugs. And he's like, yes, that's my drug bag. Yeah, that's where I keep them. He was just straightforward about, oh, druggy bag. That's what I call it. He was just so straightforward and druggy bag that's what i call it he was just so straightforward and honest when they're like they're like had you done more than one glass of alcohol well once you open the bottle he was just smooth every step of the way like like just clearly unashamed the fact that yeah i smoke i do drugs i smoke cigarettes i drink alcohol sometimes to

excess oh yeah absolutely sometimes you know if i'm having a jam session i mean while everyone's like well i mean he's he's jamming you know he's yeah i mean what else are gonna do you know meanwhile like and it was and people on social media were literally like man i love this guy and you gotta imagine the the jur, at least some of them, were like, you guys are so fucking cool. I didn't watch any of it. You didn't watch any of it? I was plugged in.

I was plugged in. He doo-dooed in his bed. Yeah. So Netflix actually has like a three-part series. Yeah. They have a three-part series on the whole Amber Heard trial. And I, I heard that,

you know, he, he got the tip of his finger cut off or whatever, but then they showed it. I'm like, dude, that is like a real, a real injury.

Like that is actually, holy crap. I do. Yeah. That was like nuts. I can't, I can't believe that was like, I think that was downplayed.

That's what happens when someone throws like what like shattered like did they throw like shattered glass at him or she swung a shattered bottle wine bottle or something i think she threw like a fifth of vodka like one of those heavy goose bottles and it like smushed his finger between like the bottle and a wall or something and it broke. It looked like it crushed the tip of his finger. It was like exploded. It was... That was really painful. I saw last night on Disney

or maybe on Plex, one or the other, the new Aquaman movies on there. My girlfriend was like, oh, you want to watch Aquaman? I'm like, I stand with Johnny. We're not watching... Amber Heard's in that fucking movie. She's the, the fucking, yeah,

I literally won't watch it. I watched it. And then I think it was after this show, I came downstairs and it was like almost over. Yeah. Shockingly bad. Surprise. Like I'm a guy who enjoys big CGI fights.

Like I'm the one guy left who still does. I saw the Aquaman CGI fights. It was terrible. Super bad. It didn't even look like the actors. They could have hired me if they're going to CGI the people that much. I want to add another prediction to this year because I think we all agreed that Deadpool 3

was going to be the biggest R-rated movie of all time after this year's up. I think it might be the movie of the year. I think it might be the biggest grossing movie of the year. I accidentally stumbling upon these little like behind the scenes um clips and stuff and it's like oh my god they've got so many cameos and guest stars in there i saw walter white in a movie uh that's what this movie's about yeah that's what service fourth wall breaking cameos I've tried to explain this character to you before.

You refused then. His superpower is breaking the fourth wall, too. Yeah, he talks to you. Yeah. The superpower is working with a script where the writing requires you

to talk to the audience directly. I like it. It's really funny. Brad Pitt was in the last one. Yeah, I saw one of them. It was so funny. So what's his name? Is it Ryan?

It's not Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds. It is, yeah. I think he was talking about pitching the movie to the executives, like the sequel. And he's like, ah, this, that. Maybe it was the first one that Brad Pitt sent. He's like, ah, it's going to be huge.

And he's got like a sidekick team. They're x-force and like and brad pitt signed on and he's gonna be this this one guy and they're like wait wait brad pitt signed on yeah yeah he's gonna be one of my underlings really yeah yeah he's on turns out but brad pitt is playing the invisible man but then right away like during the mission frame brad yeah the invisible man gets electrocuted and so as he's dying you see brad pitt going and you're like holy shit it was brad pitt i saw brad pitt joking about he's like yeah he asked me to come in and explain the bit to me i thought it was hilarious easiest check i ever cashed yeah uh speaking of cameos johnny depp was in walking dead which is my favorite walking dead cameo where season i think he might have just literally been a severed

head i'm not sure but yeah he was in it okay um that new show came out i haven't watched it yet you know the rick and michonne show that um i think the first episode came out uh i i'll wait till if you were out but I'll probably get pulled back into that filthy fucking universe that they bastardize just over and over for years I'm so upset with that show do you

watch the show? I've seen the first three or four seasons you don't plan to go back? no I'm like I'm good did you get to Negan? I got out but I know who he is seasons um you don't plan to go back no i'm like i'm i'm good i feel like it's a negan uh i i got out but i know who he is yeah so here's the thing i thought the show was quite good i didn't like season two um uh but other than that i really liked it up until about a year after negan maybe they fought negan for too long negan was so popular with the fans, I think,

that they were like, oh, we can't kill Negan off. Let's figure out how he's going to be part of the tribe forever. And so they have this war with Negan. And, you know, Walking Dead does this multiple season per season thing, too, that's a bit confusing at times. They have like two seasons per year. It felt like for four seasons almost we were at war with negan or just trying to get negan and it's like man this isn't sticks and stones and bows and arrows we all have machine guns if we were at war with one guy for a year like i think we'd get him or we'd give up like they would be over somebody would have died and that gets annoying it gets to this thing that uh sons of anarchy um fell into at times where their gun runner gang members who have beef with other gun running gang members and the irish republican armies involved like terrorists and shit and yet we'll have a big shootout and nobody'll get hurt

it's like dude that wasn't fisticuffs at a bar that was a machine gun fight. That guy threw a grenade? One guy genuinely showed up with an RPG one time and it was like nobody got hurt. Everybody just sucks. Are we talking about Walking Dead still? I'm sorry, my internet seemed to fail. Zach, can you show that picture? I don't know which one is Johnny Depp. I'm terrible at this.

It's on the right. Yeah, see. normal people can tell. Yeah, right away. There we go. You knew that was Johnny? That doesn't look like Johnny Depp at all. But okay. It was the only one with his cheekbones. It's definitely not the one in the middle.

I'm just processing the information. That's literally my first guess, the middle one. Oh, shit. Well. Because they were paying attention to it. That's literally my first guess. The middle one. Oh, shit. Because they were paying attention to it. That's why. That's definitely. What happened to The Walking Dead is they killed off and didn't

appreciate their main characters. They're way too talky at times. And also, it's really hard to continue to write a show like that. Because the whole concept is a bit silly. How do you get snuck? you can't sneak up on me all right like you can't i'm like you can't if you were trying you couldn't in the woods like that so how is this shambling thing with cataracts going to

ever sneak up on me we we talked about this the other day that's annoying unless if you're awake if you're awake i don't see myself sneaking up on you in any environment. It could be hardwood floors, right? Maybe that's something I could be quiet about. I'm sneaky. I do that to people. I'm always – I'm on my toes. See, I was always a night owl.

The back of your toes? You're doing that fucking thing? No, no, not on the back of my toes. I do that when I want to freak you out. So my legs are bent backwards like an alien, and I've back of my toes. I do that when I want to freak you out. My legs bend backwards like an alien. I've got those backwards knees. I get up on the balls of my feet up high. I'm sneaky.

I can be right behind somebody and they won't know if I'm on hardwood especially. I'm fucking like... I'm the exact opposite. I'm fucking thumpy. You can hear me coming. If you're two rooms away and i'm just bumping my way over to you people colin's like hey dad he knows it's me i'm not in the room yet

i'm not even in the room next to the room yet but he heard me i think the issue with um you know i guess the walking dead or any zombie show like, like zombies are the worst concept in horror because like if you just think about it, just stay somewhere. Like if there's a zombie outbreak, some weird thing happened and people were dead, but they're like walking around and eating brains. Like just wait for like a week, just hang out.

That's it. And it all blows over. These are rotting bags of meat and they're just walking through the woods animals don't exist anymore what do they have a metabolism they need to eat right they need to convert energy into something do they poop where does it go like is it just like what happens to all like it makes no sense unless you're just saying now it's magic if it's just magic it doesn't matter it's just magic, then it doesn't matter. It's literally magic in The Walking Dead. It's magic in The Walking Dead.

There's the crazies from 28 Days Later. Those are fucked up. Yeah, for sure. That's very scary. And then there are those Cordyceps people from The Last of Us.

Where you have the fungus um sort of zombie parasite puppeting um but but then you it's like how are they being sustained like like maybe you could maybe you could talk me into that somehow by saying now they're part fungi and they're like their metabolisms absorb nutrients from the corpses that they kill. Maybe that's how they work now. Maybe I'll even believe some sci-fi like that. Walking Dead doesn't even give you that. There's a scene in episode season one, I think, where they meet

the CDC in Atlanta. It's like, man, you're popping your cherry early with CDC. This is how the virus works with a fucking CGI overlay and everything. That should have been season 10 shit. Really? It's been three days and most of your guys are dead we got to the bottom of it carl let's just blow our fucking brains out that's what really happened it's over there was in that i don't know if it was season one or two it might have been one but

they really nailed it they They go to the CDC. There's a doctor there. And he has this unknown plan to kill all of us. You know, this Rick's group of survivors. And he thinks he's doing them a favor. He thinks he's saving their life. And right before the big explosion that takes out the doctor but our heroes get

away, he's like, there'll be a time when you remember this and you'll wish you were here with me. Like, something close to that. And he's like there'll be a time when you remember this and you'll wish you were here with me like something close to that and it's like fuck and then later on they like called back to it when negan like was dominating them and taking them they're killing a couple of them and just basically abusing them and it was like fuck yeah death is better that's the name of the episode there'll be a time oh really i, but they didn't ever really look back on it that way, did they? Because every second of it, they were yearning to life, desperately trying to survive. That doctor was a murderer who was trying to take a bunch of people with him.

That's true. A well-intended murderer. A murderer, nonetheless. But you're right. I wish he'd done it and that fucking show would have been done. Yeah. It was good in one season, that's it. It was good in one season.

I think there's, if there's not 13 seasons overall, I bet there's 12. And I bet there are four good ones. That's too much. That show was brutal. It could work if they were technically still alive, or if they're reanimated but they have to eat like if they were eating something all the time like that would make sense

but but they're just standing there like they would need to be shitting all the time i always want all the time you know what i always think about is like what's the consistency of a vampire shits it must be horrendous like a baby yes no it was he just shits blood right like like no it's processed right yeah like if i gave you a milkshake you wouldn't shit ice cream if you i if you only fed me milkshakes though the consistency of my booze would be very liquidy i think i'm not sure it's dairy right well there's only one way to find out we did learn though from 30 days old dairy come on that blood is like the ultimate protein shake. Remember, we looked that up, like the amount of protein in like 20 ounces of blood.

And it's bananas. Blows the pants off of anything in the market. But you need a lot of blood to drink. That's why my playing days are down under every month. I've never seen Jack's Vampires? Yes, that's true. That's true. I won't watch any show

that's not over already. I know that this has come to a conclusion and it's satisfying for most people. Even Game of Thrones, when I watched it, I knew it was over and people had a problem with it, but for most people like even game of thrones when i watched it i knew it was over and people had a problem with it but i'm like i'll give it a shot because people you know enjoy the story up until a certain point but if a show is like all right this is really good it's in season one i'm like i if they start going off the rails in season five

and they're like hey by the way we're interdimensional pansexual beings and i'm like i don't i don't know what the fuck i'm doing anymore yeah game of thrones is better on rewatch it's way better on rewatch we got it i get into them i get into them early i like to see what's up if there's more the more episodes that are out the better of course but we started watching a show um maybe nine months ago called from um and i don't know i i don't know how we're all upset at me about it i think it's basically basically it's it would seem that this group of people are stuck in sort of a pocket universe in this little shitty town and if you try to drive down the road you just end up right back where you are twilight zone um style and at night ghoulish ghostly people beings come out and they eviscerate you unless you have a

talisman on your door and the main character is uh it's the black guy from lost if you ever watched lost it's that guy and he was formerly law enforcement so he kind of falls into that role and he's also got a piece so he can lay some justice down if he needs to and whip some ass and they're just all stuck there living this existence stuck in this they're like and every now and then somebody new shows up and they're like oh no here we go like we have to explain to these people that a your lives are over and you're stuck in this like town for the rest of your lives and b you have to get inside and put a talisman over your door because there's ghouls coming to get you yeah and people will be like fuck you i'm calling my agent and it's like we gotta get this guy to get inside

and i'm thinking like let him eat him and then we'll have his luggage yeah there's no way i'm wanting to add another mouth to this potato garden that will not support me. Like, I love taters. So there's this show on Netflix called Beef. Have you guys seen it? No, I haven't. Is that a cooking show? No, no, no. So it is a it's a it's I guess it's a drama, but it's sort of a dark comedy. So it's with Ali Wong, you know, the the female comedian. And it's the guy from walking dead the asian guy uh from walking dead um and they're both uh you know in like

she's japanese he's korean and it just follows their lives as they interact with each other like it all starts off with you know some road rage incident like um he's coming out of a parking spot and she like almost backs into him or something like that and then she lays on the horn gives him the finger and then that starts a whole road rage thing where he's he's like uh coming after her and they they go over this um this lawn and then they get captured on camera and then it balloons out of proportion to the point where they're like ruining each other's lives because they're so like petty and their own lives are falling apart it is one of the best shows i've ever seen and in that one season um they like i think they're gonna have two or three more seasons but in that one

season you feel so satisfied with all the storyline elements and it's very well done like it's well acted uh it's funny it's like it's heartfelt and at the Like it's well acted. It's funny. It's like, it's heartfelt. And at the end, it's like, it gets pretty philosophical about like, Hey, what are we, what are we really fighting about? Or what do we want in life?

You know? I think the biggest problem with modern television is that, so we had this time when a show like law and order or star Trek always comes to my mind. They did 22 episodes a season, sometimes 24 or more yeah episodes a season um and then we started getting these streaming shows like house of cards and it was like yeah it's just it's a limited series they only do eight or ten episodes a year but they're primo

they're the best they're like miniature movies and look it's a list actors those are the actors you'd go to see a movie in and then everybody just said yeah we're all limited series it's like no you're not you're mcdonald's you're mcdonald's go back to the dollar menu i want 24 good episodes you're not good enough to give me eight primo episodes that's not your wheelhouse that's for those artistes over there who make like true detectives and the wire and shit like that these little gyms that we collect and watch every decade like not you and everything became that everything's eight or ten episodes and then you get nowhere you get no fucking where in the storyline you're always spinning wheels doing nothing trying to get signed on and everybody wants to get paid in season three

or something but now they're all fat and old. God damn it. You're really right. I was starting to think that 10 episodes was kind of enough, but the story arc of a 10 episode season is pretty limited. Star Trek is 22 fucking episodes. They went on some adventures, Woody. They went on some fucking adventures.

Picard did all sorts of shit. That's why i think each story's not on its own though yeah those are long episodes as well in some cases that i appreciate that when when but then when you start giving me like these oh it's 38 minutes this this week and four minutes of that is like wait a minute this is just a t i wanted an hour and 10 or hour and give me a big episode i like that i. I appreciate the content. But I feel a little ripped off sometimes. It's 42 minutes and

nothing happened this episode. The plot didn't move along at all. Just some talking, some nothing and then they put us down. I feel The Boys is it might be headed towards that. Not necessarily like a Game of Thrones thing, but it just might be headed towards like a whimper.

It's on the second half of its bell curve, right? Yes. It just feels like that. I'm not ready to co-sign on that. So they've got a big season coming up. So for Taylor or anyone who else might not know, at the end of last season, this universe's evil Superman came off the wheels a little bit.

Basically a MAGA stand-in through a milkshake at his kid. And he laser eyed that guy's face off in front of like, not only a crowd, but like the world. And, uh, I said it was a MAGA guy that threw the cup. It was the opposite.

It was like some liberal douche in a crowd of MAGA guys that threw the milkshake, and he gets his face lasered, and you would think that the world would go, oh my god, he's a villain! Oh, run! But they go, yeah! Fuck yeah! And it's like, he kind of looks around like,

oh shit. So they're pretty ham-handed with their commentary, eh? Absolutely. He's absolutely... I can do anything. I can do anything I want. I mean, Gavin Newsom called it a national divorce, right? This sort of split amongst people who pay attention to politics. And, well, the boys is sort of using that for material.

So next season, we pick up and we see, like, how has the world settled in with not only that, but then if want if you watch gen z which is the side show that is v interwoven uh which i do because i love that shit just yeah gen is it what did i say gen i said gen z it's gen v v yeah gen v was like i said horny harry potter so i was all about that and look that's how you can make some woke content that i'll sign on with you've got the black lesbian girl with her pussy power. I was all about that. I was all about that.

She's using her period blood. I have not seen this, but it sounds great. It's a black lesbian who uses her period blood to smoke people. And she's got like a, not, to say that her boyfriend is transsexual is kind of not giving you enough information. It's that they change genders, literally of not giving you enough information it's that they change genders literally not just make believe like there's two actors like the frogs in jurassic park so yeah so it's basically mystique again life will find a way but only but with a binary thing so you can either be this asian man or this asian girl so it's a way, way less powerful mystique.

You're a shapeshifter, but on two shapes. He could be anywhere. Not really general. He can be... Way less powerful, but I don't think less powerful is always worse. It's going to take twice the resources to track this man. More powerful at least than too many plot holes sometimes. Yeah, they're the two actors. They're supposed to be...

Yeah, I would crack the fucking case. Not me, baffled which one's the boy i'm all about this i don't give a shit how gay it is because like they're not it's not like they took some established like i don't know for all i know in the real comic those kids are all white and straight like like i guess i just don't respect that material at all like like maybe i i would some other ones for some reason, but I watched that show and I enjoyed that show. Um, pussy,

pussy, blood and all. Um, that was wild. Um, that was a cool fucking power. Things were there, the gender bender.

Oh, well, you know, there was the eating disorder. Oh, and there were a lot of gay people, like way more. Oh,

everybody's gay. Oh, it was, I feel like, I feel gay oh it was i feel like i feel like yeah i feel like that one white kid uh oh i had the thing that all the white people were the bad guys like we had that one straight white man who was like in charge of everything and he's like the oh children i've been experimenting on you in the basement actually and then we had the one like then arnold schwarzenegger's son is in the show for like eight seconds taylor you're like holy shit this is my guy first of all aren't not the mexican one no don't think don't think that no oh this one's jack too arnold arnold's blood is fucking pure

that's it oh my god if hitler had gotten a hold of arnold and made a bunch of Arnolds. I think he probably did. Blitzkrieg. Oh, my God. So this kid is literally like Superman 2 or some shit, but he has a whole meltdown in the first episode. He hangs dong. That's his thing. He's like Fireman or some shit, but he fucking dies. He fucking dies right away. Man, I remember him looking a lot cooler in the show.

I don't have kids that I know. I thought he had a fat one, and then the one he had with the maid has been jacked for a while, is my understanding. I'm not up to date on Arnold's children and their physiques. Yeah, not at all. Do you ever see that clip where he's doing like, he does a lot of volunteer work and he's at like a high school or some shit. And some kid comes out of nowhere and tries to drop kick Schwarzenegger in the back.

I think he did send that video to me a couple years ago and and he's got mass he didn't even really get get moved too much by it yeah forward but the other guy 70 years old and this this douchebag runs a kid runs up and like tries to do like a karate double drop kick type thing and just bounces off Arnold and then Arnold's bodyguards who I guess weren't at Gold's Gym that minute grabbed a hold of that little kid and they just they're just like choking the

life out of him. Not like that Dave Chappelle shit though. If you ever saw the guy that rushed Chappelle they beat the shit out of that. Oh absolutely yeah. Can you find his after incident photos Zach? The Dave Chappelle thing? Yeah. Hilarious. Yeah, find the guy that rushed Chappelle after the ass

whooping. He was getting beat up by bodyguards, other comedians and celebrities. Rappers. I imagine Kevin Hart's back there getting some of it. Martin Lawrence comes backstage to kick him a few times

there he is jesus christ he got detained the fuck out of him dude you do not fucking painted nails in his pokemon trainer gloves that is asking oh what a loser yeah what's up you know the joke about the knife right no all right yes so here's the bit so this happened um so at one point while they're whooping his ass the guy reaches for his waistband and pulls out a fucking gun and then everybody's like oh shit he's got a gun now now he's has the upper hand um so bodyguard grabs the gun, wrestles it away from him, goes to rack the slide and clear it. It doesn't work. Points to the ground, pulls the trigger and a knife comes out. It was a it was a it was a it was a gun knife.

It looks like a gun, but the worst of all comes out. Yeah, exactly. And so and so later on, reporter asked Chappelle, the reporter asked Chappelle, and he's like, I told her that he had a knife that identified as a gun. And then I got another week's worth of hate mail because of that joke.

It was bullshit. Was it a reporter? Are you sure about that part? Because I might be wrong. I thought it was. I don't know. It's just a joke. I remember it like this. Chris Rock comes on and tells some joke that absolutely fucking slays. wrong i thought it was i don't know it's just a joke they i remember it like this uh chris rock comes on and tells some joke that absolutely fucking slays and chapelle is like what the fuck i got attacked and chris rock is now you know making good jokes so he tells the gun knife joke

and no one laughed and he got into trouble for another week and he was all mad because something like that yeah um they beat the shit out of that guy. That was not the guy to attack. You would imagine he's got a lot of people who want to stick up for him over there. I love Dave Chappelle. I can't believe he's got this. He's one of the most loved comedians ever. If you're normal and you have a good sense of humor,

you like Dave Chappelle. I like Dave Chappelle. I do think he's peaked. When? Yeah. i don't know but i mean when i listen to his new stuff i'm like i didn't dislike it i just thought it was good he's probably one of the most iconic uh comics in my lifetime so like when i went to school when i I went to high school, when Chappelle's show came out, everybody after that, that you know, an episode came out was quoting the episode they saw last night. So everybody was Rick James.

You know, everybody was Little John. They were doing that. We all had that DVD. This was years. People were saying yeah, what? I'm Rick James, bitch. I'm Rick James, bitch. I'm Rick James, bitch. Fuck your couch. Charlie Murphy.

Charlie Murphy, fuck your couch. Dude, that was part of the culture. What was the best joke from his last stand-up? I don't know. Something about trans stuff? I don't know. Exactly. Not one of us can remember a single joke. That's not fair because it was when we were

growing up. You're talking about a half a dozen examples. No. Well, see, that's because we're comparing the TV show that we've seen every episode of ten times to a comedy special we watched once three months ago. Three months ago?

Yeah. Eight months ago? From the 90s that killed and three months ago we're like, I can't remember a little bit. Yeah. Eight months ago. From like the 90s that killed. And three months ago, we're like, I can't remember a single joke. Well, it's like Clayton Bixby is like ingrained in the cultural. Like, that's my memory. Like, that's that. He did set a high bar for himself. You know, he can't match that every special.

He can't do that show anymore. He doesn't he doesn't own the name Chappelle show. Oh, well, someone should give it back to him. I don't think that works that way. I guess I can go along with that because his stand-up was... What? His stand-up was pretty

iconic when he did the thing where the guy was jerking off in the subway. He's like, he can't come on all of us. Yeah. jerking off in the subway. He's like, he can't come on all of us. Yeah. Repel's still better than most. But you know what he released a special in Shane Gillis did today? I'd pick Shane's

first. He had a Cribs episode, his name's Repel Show. Yeah. He goes, most rappers will take you and show you their closet full of sneakers he's like smoking a cigar i think while he does it got my own sweatshop he opens the door up and he's got all these chinese ladies back there like making shoes he's like working these bitches 20 hours a day and the lady goes and he like yells back in mand. And they translate with subtitles. And it's like, get back to work or I'll burn your feet.

And he goes, your feet! Your feet! Feet! I remember he put diamonds in the cereal because he was like, one, it's the most baller shit ever. And two, makes you dookie twinkle. It's the most baller shit ever and two makes you dookie twinkle it's the most baller shit ever yeah yeah i wish he has a lot of goodwill with me forever over the chapelle show

yeah yeah i wish he did that type of material i wish what he had was a key and peel type show like like i would if i would kill for that i would pay a subscription service for that to his website or whatever, if he wanted to do it like Louis C.K. style, like whatever he wanted to do. If he had a Chappelle show for the 21st century, that would be very popular. But again, I don't think he owns that name.

I think he signed that away back in the day. That sucks. But do you think that it could... Yeah, could you do that now? Because even South Park is not the same as what it was. Like it was not the cultural phenomenon. Not South park is just kind of like, like reality has gotten so insane that South park can't really parody it

without being just like, I don't know, shades of the same thing. El had a show. Now people would say, eh, two of those skits were funny it's not as good as it used to be forgetting the fact that 20 years ago maybe only two or three of them were the ones

we're still talking about you know my favorite one out of all of them is the wayne brady uh one when i was just talking about that with a friend yesterday yeah break yourself by the way by the way taylor that's a fucking parody of Training Day. You didn't even get the references. I didn't have to. I laughed. God damn it. I watched Training Day last night. We should do the ads. I didn't know you liked to get wet.

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SNL always used to be good. I was too young to ever catch the SNL bug, but you guys remember Whitest Kids You know on youtube right yeah perfect example there where like you remember like the gallon of pcp or the office sniper or the really really funny ones and then if you go back and you watch you're like oh i guess this was a normal sketch show that just had a lot of you know dingers in that like oh this one kind of a loser. Oh, this one really didn't get me the same way. And so, yeah, I think sketch shows really lend themselves to that. Well, it's like a psychic or something.

You always keep the hits and you forget the misses. So, you know, I guess in a certain respect, you know, Chappelle's show was in such a pivotal time for a lot of people. You know, it was, it was while they were in high school or, or just growing up that they'll look at it with rose colored glasses, be like,

this is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. Yeah. It happened during those formative years where it was like, Oh, this is what funny is. I didn't know it could be this dirty and this funny. This is great. And all my friends laugh when I go to school

and parrot it. This is great. What are we in the golden age of right now? Porn. Oh, I get it, but it's not free. All of it's free. Every single porn is free. Oh, because I thought that you were sort of saying the

OnlyFans, the Fansly, the freaking Red Gifts or whatever Reddit puts their shit on. Like this, that every girl is basically a minor league porn star now. When I was young, there was this fear like, oh, my God, what if your picture gets on the Internet? First of all, there are so many pictures on the Internet of naked girls now. They won't find yours. Second, if they do, well, everyone has naked pictures on the Internet of naked girls. Now they won't find yours. Second, if they do, well, everyone has naked pictures on the internet.

What difference does it make? Right. So it's, it's fine. Um, but it's not all free. Yeah, but most of it is.

And, uh, it's functionally, it's functionally free. I mean, even if it's not free, there's ways to find, find it if you really want to.

And I mean, if, even if it's not, it's not expensive. There's no, you know, it's still going to be $10 or something if you really want it. These OnlyFans chicks need to learn that if they want my money, $3 tops. $3. Yeah, $3. It's the tips.

It's the tips because they make less than minimum wage. You see, they need the tips to survive, Woody. See, I don't ever talkody uh see i don't ever talk to them i don't ever do any custom kind of anything but i will be like well i do want to see you're naked how much i will pay up to three dollars yeah i mean the vast majority of them make no money whatsoever right yeah but it's just like youtube right yeah you know the top make all the money. What was I going to say?

Oh, you know what my golden age pick is? Television. Not the shows. That's what you're thinking. I mean the hardware. What you can get for like $400 now is outrageous. And if you double that budget, good fucking God. You have like a movie theater. Yeah, that's true.

TVs are... We're talking about what we're in the golden age of kyle and freddy said porn i said television but the hardware you notice how great tvs have become for the money both both very accurate i don't know if you have um up your head man we are getting to see there's a lot of war going on right now i wonder i would bet i would bet right now gopro footage the bombs the amount of bombs that are being dropped like per day right now i wonder i would like to see like a a graph of that like bombs dropped monthly since world war two because i want i love that comparison is artillery a bomb no no you have to count it okay how about all right yeah explosives using conflict by tnt um tons of tnt over the years like i feel

like right now the world is popping off everywhere i keep seeing shit in lebanon israel still going hard in the paint we're bombing we don't talk about yemen maybe who? Who's Saudi Arabia at war with? Yemen. Oh, everybody. Iran? There's Azerbaijan and Armenia. Well, to just put it simply, Iran. Iran is who they're really at war with. Oh, and everything else is proxy? Everything else is proxy or funding. Iran is propping

all of the baddies up everywhere. Yeah, the Houthis in Yemen are funded by Iran, and the Saudis hate Iran. When those two Navy SEALs fell off that boat and drowned a few months ago, that was them intercepting a boat that had Iranian missiles

going to the Houthis or somewhere. That's what that was about. You think that more bombs are going off now than World War II? Aggregately? There's no way no way it made me wonder it like per bomb like i i just don't know i don't i'd like to know i i don't think that no what about but i would like to see a person like more prepared if we get in a per

capita yeah bombs per capita i think maybe more the amount of artillery they're using in the ukraine conflict or war whatever is outrageous it's a ton and it actually is one of my frustrations for where ukraine is i get it they're both dug in there's minefields it's hard to move i get it i get it i get it however it does sort of seem like the soldiers on both sides are like let's just safely lob artillery shells from two miles away for the next two years at each other and call that good enough. Cowards. Right?

I mean, if I was there, I would be rushing the front lines and winning this war. That's what I would do. I've seen Woody play called. Let me just say this. Woody plays nomination. He gets on the flag, goddammit. You won't see him back there in a trench.

In a tree. No, with a scope? What the fuck for? His enemy's five feet away because he's up there on B-DOM, baby. Mm-hmm. There are YouTube videos where it's like the best nade spots in... You heard it here. Woody's got his nade spots in. You can throw it right through this weird ass...

There's T-ar jumping from windows sealed and awning Woody's kind of a classic American hero type He goes by a very simple motto Very simple motto Has gone, will travel You let him know, he'll have that

870 Wingmaster out there on the front lines It's the Marine It's the 870 Marine Magnum. Oh, I do have that. He'll be out there shooting grenades out of the air. I throw my throwing knife in the air. One of these days it'll hit.

It's going to be dope. You just run and you're just in your vision. Yes! Yes! Can you imagine the Ukrainian hardened troops when you throw your knife like at the beginning of the fight and they're just like but then later on after the conflict they find a russian who's been stabbed and there's holy shit holy shit they just all salute you as you walk through them, retrieve your blade. You wipe the blood off all the cool acts. You carve another mark.

You get out a smaller knife and you carve on the master. They call him the blade master. That's the Mexican group that's there. That's not an Ukrainian accent at all. There's a Mexican group that's there. That's not an Ukrainian accent at all. There's a Mexican group. Yeah. I don't know. It's a coalition of free countries.

It does seem like they prefer to fight at a distance sometimes. I don't know. I notice when they get close, they usually get shot. Oh, you got to head out, Fred? That is true. Yeah, I'm heading out. Guys, it was a lot of fun. Thanks so much.

Dude, I really enjoyed your time on the show. We wish you so much luck with your car. Yeah. Yeah. If you guys are ever in the Orlando, Florida area, please come by. Yeah.

So just come by. I got a guest house. That's actually where I am right now. So yeah, just you can stay with me and we'll drive some cool, cool shit. That's awesome. Thank you,

man. For all our listeners, check out all of Freddie's links below. You can find his content there and yeah. enjoy your evening thanks for coming oh thanks so much take care i really am going to tune in i want to see uh uh how this car project progresses it sounds wild like if it were a house that he were improving like like if he had bought you know a a house that you that used to cost two million to build and he's put putting like a million into it and he's hoping to flip this

thing it's like yeah it's 85 000 a day or a month to the contractors and then you know six thousand to the bank and i'd be like don't worry you'll flip it the market will turn around it'll be okay but it's a car it's a car and and i and he look he'd know if there's a market for he says there is i'm sure he could turn around sell the thing but man it sounds scary right if that was the only he knows what he's doing i come out from this angle he seems like a really nice guy i want really good things to happen for him i'm worried that this is a mistake but this is his expertise not mine so i bet he's i bet he's making a ton making videos off that car and and and and all of his videos get a million views or better yeah yeah he's i bet he's making a ton making videos off that car and and and all

his videos get a million views or better yeah yeah he's doing very well i'm sure it's doing good well i don't feel too bad for him then he's got a good thing going on i can see why he's a charismatic guy so yeah i'm gonna watch that show shogun after this, I think. I like it. Chicken wings. I found underwear for you, Kyle. Oh, no. What do they do? They're awesome. And they've got Kyle written all over him.

Zach, can you show it? Okay. So it looks like you're wearing jean shorts with a belt. Inexplicably not in the belt loop. It was from your pajama pants. No, no. I feel you. Pajama jeans. Yeah, yeah.

So I could just wear these instead. That's perfect. I don't know. You think you got the thighs for that? Did they come in an extra small? I don't know. Damn. I bet they did.

Your lower quads are going to look like a hot dog casing. Take a runner on it. Yeah. Look at that high quality Chinese fabric. There's it. Recycled Rebels. They're so perfect, Kyle.

Probably not. Probably not. Tighten that ass up. Half-tooth are going to wear those out. Yeah. Can you imagine you're at Arby's with your family and you look over and I'm spread leg eating a double roast

beef and cheddar wearing those and nothing else? That guy's dripping confidence and condiments all over himself. I hope that's horsey sauce on his thigh. Ah, it is not. That is a plain sandwich. Dude, I...

No, it would be jarring and I wouldn't like it. It would ruin my Arby's experience. I wouldn't be at Arby's anyway. It sucks. Jackie bought me sexy underwear and when I first saw them, I was like, do I have to live up to this? The package in front was

so fucking huge. I'm like, can I even fill this? Okay, spoilers. I can. I don't know how they do it like i put me on a platform or something but i am fucking rocking seemingly a bigger package in these underwear than i am naked and uh on top of that like you know the fly that you like you half guys don't even use like trying to get their dick out the middle this thing opened differently like from the front it flapped open i'm like this is just a far better system and they were like maybe it was model but the material was super all i want to

wear now is like guys lingerie it's the dopest damn so you feel supported as well so you could work out yeah you could yeah i'd like that dude they're i usually wear like the compression kind of underwear when i exercise a huge mistake that's like a sports bra it's going to make you look flat you need to keep everything contained keep everything on present on presentable

that's your priority I'll look into this I'm going to get the kind you just linked put it in the whatsapp just tool around town i'm gonna first i'm gonna do some some thigh sunning because i would not be comfortable showing my bare thighs to you guys in our group chat because you'd just be like that's so pale that's that's awful doesn't my the darkness oftan? No, it provides a great level of contrast between the dark body hair.

Yeah, you can't tan either. You can spray tan. I can tan little bits. I can get Trump. I should get one of those. I wish I had a pair of those shoes now. I really do. I wish I had been able to get a pair.

Aren't they like $400? They sold out. I think he only made 1,000 pair and then sold them out. There'll be more. You can get your Trump shoes. This one Arab investor just bought them all, and who knows? He just wanted them real bad, I guess. Yeah.

Well, it's certainly not what they do with fucking every single celebrity and politician book deal. I'm sure they legitimately sold. But in Trump news, I don't know if he's going to have to pay all that money that they want from him. It would seem that he is. But then if he becomes president, again, I wonder what he's going to do if he becomes president with all of his enemies. But I see that the Supreme Court is going to look over the January 6th things, But I see that the Supreme Court is going to look over the January 6th things, perhaps in regard to whether or not a president can even be, you know, fallible criminally, you know. And what that's actually going to do, regardless of what they find, is push that beyond the red line of Election Day.

So it's sort of a moot point now in general. And that has been, for all the mockery of his legal team, and man, from the outside looking in, looks like a bunch of clowns. But for all the mockery of them, it looks like in this regard, they have managed to kick the ball enough times that he's going to get his shot at being the president before they can nail him for any January 6th sort of treasonous charges. Yeah, they've got nobody but him to run. Like I did see the results of all the primaries and he is blowing the pants off of everybody else.

He's winning like 60-40. I think he won like 60-30 something against Nikki Haley in her home state. Yeah, South Carolina, you would think being her home state would be a strong one for her but that's trump country apparently yeah she did better well liked she does better with a more educated population she did better in the northeast she did better in iowa um she didn't do that well in south carolina but um she's just not likable she just comes off as so just just to the highest bidder. Never seen a war she didn't like.

Hawkish. Just going to serve big business interests. Seems to be indifferent, if not disliking, of her supposed constituents. She just sucks. I do not like her. Well, I don't know about all that, i know that um not only did trump you know win everything that he could win but i saw that maybe biden you know biden's going through the primary process too for some reason i don't even what the fucking point is but they the article read

tens of thousands and either michigan or minnesota voted like abstained or voted undecided or undeclared or something like that i suppose it's some sort of protest yeah they have a tradition in michigan of voting for like none of the above i forget the term they use maybe it's uncommitted i think is the term and uh in a typical election something like 10 000 maybe even 20 will vote uncommitted uh one time they were mad at a candidate i forget who and they were 80 000 uncommitted and i think biden got 100 000 if these numbers aren't right they're close and it's about his support for israel i guess michigan has a huge arab american population so they hate israel support they feel like palestine are the good guys and a lot of people do bless you excuse me

so there was a big protest vote yeah even if you don't think the palestinians i don't know what a palestinian even fucking is exactly someone i don't know find it on a map you can on any on any atlas prior to 1947 you see my point then so um but but all i know is this man did you see the one today did you see the latest article about israel what the articles all say is that the israelis gunned down a crowd of over 100 people who who i guess were stampeding because you know they were there for food and they were starving so they machine gunned 100 people. That's what the articles read. I saw hundreds, but who knows the number? I don't understand why Biden doesn't threaten or actually pull support. Be like, all right, this is fucking ridiculous.

You were bombing civilians. You were sniping regular people, nurses in hospitals. Too much. Dude, I saw a call system i got recommended a video about israeli snipers that was like a call of duty montage of them blowing children's knees off it was it was like the israeli sniper is hamas's worst nightmare and i'm like i don't like this video i'm like yeah no shit hamas is a lot of nightmares right now it's a problem and they were like it was israel has hundreds of snipers

in buildings right now. And I was like, oh my God. I'd feel differently if what you just said was 100% accurate. Not that you got it wrong. They're not just shooting Hamas. They're shooting anybody. Anyone who's in their fucking crosshairs that's not Jewish, they kill.

That's the issue. It's ghastly. Collective punishment. It's that Kid Rock style diplomacy. I don't know if you heard him on Rogan, but he was like, they got our hostages, we should just start bombing. Kill 30,000, 40,000 civilians a day.

Give them back. I don't care what that retard thinks about anything. What? He's Kid Rock. How do you not care what Kid Rock thinks? He can go back to fucking wasting Bud Light, that idiot. He drinks Bud Light again. Fool.

He has a good song. He had a Bud Light in his hand when he said the words I just said. I bet he did. He literally did. What did he have? A Bud Light in his hand. He was on Rogan. They both had tons of Bud Light. They're being positive again now?

Well, I don't think... I don't know. I know I saw Kid Rock doing something with Bud Light like a sponsorship. I don't know if it's sponsored, but you would imagine that you don't get Joe Rogan and Kid Rock to sit there and have their podcast surrounded by cans of Bud Light while drinking Bud Light unless it's sponsored but you would imagine that you don't get Joe Rogan and Kid Rock to sit there and have their podcast surrounded by cans of Bud Light while drinking

Bud Light unless it's sponsored but maybe so maybe it's a big inside joke I know Bud Light's with the UFC oh well then there you go can you find a picture of it Zach? would Joe Rogan do it on this podcast? I would wager so but I don't know

I know that like Shane Gillisane gillis uh he likes bud light and so if he's on joe rogan like why would joe not get bud light for him not that like fucking bud light's different than really miller light maybe maybe i saw an ai photograph but the one i saw was them surrounded by cans of bud light in almost comical fashion. I saw a clip of Shane Gillis and they were like, like drinking on the show. And there were a lot of, a lot of cans. That might've been AI.

Cause I saw him talking about bomb, bomb, bomb. And I didn't see any Bud Light, but I'm not sure enough to say you're right. I could be misremembering it, but that's, that's definitely the,

what the mental image I have is I, I'm just wondering why they're drinking that shitty ass beer. It's just such shitty beer. They must have been doing a drinking contest. So that's Shane. Dude, there's nothing wrong with light beer. No one said there's something wrong with light beer. I only drink light beer.

I think it's the backtracking that we're talking about. Oh, no. I just think it's a shitty beer. I thought you were talking about that. Oh, I think it's light beer. It's no worse. It's like Michelob light. Bud Light in particular. Oh, I think I'm wrong. It's no worse than Coors Light, Michelob Light,

any other light beer. Bud Light is the worst. The one that is the worst is Coors Light. There's something weird about Coors Light. That's Colorado Kool-Aid right there. They all taste like beer. And that's bad. But if you gotta drink one,

Miller Light is less calories than Bud Light. And so pretty easy decision there. And they really do all taste the same, except there's something weird about... Maybe I have a bad memory of Coors Light, but I feel like the last time I had it, I was like, there's a weird aftertaste here. Nah, there's a good song about Coors Light. They call it Colorado Kool-Aid. And he's talking about

how his Mexican friend had a switchblade and he cut this guy's ear off. Well, you like the Mexican beers anyway. I want to go back to that. I didn't bring it up, but I'm so happy when we talked about the Supreme Court and the fine. So Bud Light, not Bud Light, Donald Trump

has a, about over half a billion in penalties to pay right now. There's 88 million plus for the rape stuff. There's 455 million, including the interest for the business fraud stuff. And that adds up to something over 500. Nobody knows. And he's only posted a bond for the 5 million so far. So I said 88, but it's actually 83 and 5.

And he's posted the bond for the 5 million. He has to come up with a bond for the 88 million, which it doesn't seem like he can get. No one wants to lend him money. And he has to come up with a bond for the 455 million. He needs to do this to appeal and he can't get anyone to lend him the 455 million either i think they're going to i think they're overplaying their hand with this we'll see you might be right i'm not like i did see a survey that came out that even the very significant like a third of democrats when asked like do you

think this is happening for justice or you think it's a politically motivated targeting of an opponent? And like a big chunk of Democrats was like, well, yeah, it's political targeting. Yeah. Like but and that's going to turn a lot of people off, rightfully so, and drive them to the polls. Maybe the next step in it is Trump offered one hundred million. He's like, I'll put down $100 million towards the $455 million and then you let me appeal it. I don't think the courts have replied yet, but the expectation is they're like,

this isn't the fucking price is right. We're not buying a used car here. These are the rules. This is how it works. This is the art of the deal. Commander in chief. He testified that he had over 400 million in cash on hand which looks

like it might be perjury question mark I don't know because he said he had over 400 million to pay this stuff and now he either has to admit he doesn't have the money or something I don't know he's in a tough spot to either admit he doesn't have the money he says

he always does. Do you think if he told his Secret Service guy to whip somebody's ass, they'd do it? John, come here. See this guy right here? Why don't you beat the shit out of him? You think you'd just rough him up right there? I think you need to do that if Trump's your guy.

That's how you get Trump. What's the point of Secret Service if they don't do stuff like that? Dave, get the like yeah what's the point of the secret service if they don't do stuff like that like dave get the door uh senator senator here needs another noogie yeah i think no to the secret service i didn't think it through i thought of like personal bodyguards when you said that and you know fucking tiktokers get that but secret service they're professionals they don't just beat up innocent people but he's's your commander-in-chief, Woody. This is like the Pope telling you that it's not a sin.

So I remember this. I remember I think it was either Obama or W. They had to take him into a secure bunker. And it was W. And he was explaining it. He's like, when they take you to that bunker, they don't ask you. They tell you. The two guys,

each one grabbed him by a shoulder, basically, and they virtually lifted him and carried him off. He's like, you don't have a say. I got this vibe from him. It was kind of eye-opening. He's used to being the commander-in-chief, the president, the most important guy in every room.

And then, at least at that moment, the Secret Service was in charge. Nah, I'd be the only president to carry a handgun oh that'd be cool yeah i'd have a fucking golden pistol that i'd be hanging just a big one open carry all the time spurs too i'd finally get those spurs i wanted when i was four dad and i'd be you know you know when the president comes down that that that hallway on that red carpet and comes to the podium let lets you know he just murked somebody? You've seen Obama do it. I'm sure you've seen Trump do it.

I'd show up. Cheek! Cheek! With the cowboy hat and the spurs. I'd have a little... You wouldn't be on top of a horse? No, no, no. That's a little gauche, I think, Taylor.

Have some class, Taylor. So are these gold spurs? The spurs would be gold No, no, that's a little gauche, I think, Taylor. Yeah, have some class, Taylor. We're shitting the halls. So are these gold spurs? The spurs would be gold, and I would be wearing a red, white, and blue vest, and I would have a very large belt buckle that says Commander-in-Chief. I would also be showing a lot of midriff.

Okay, I'd be showing a lot of midriff. I'd have the suit on. Oh, and I'd get them to give me that Leonidas airbrush treatment before I stepped out, too, to really make the abs pop. I want him deep, cavernous. I would love a jacked president. Dude, jacked president would be pretty cool. No, he's like a runner.

He looks like Forrest Gump's stand-in. That guy's ears were always so up-footed to me. Zach, can you show us the most flattering picture of Paul Ryan you can find? In the world of politicians, that guy is a tremendous chick. I hope he does you like he does me when I'm trying to prove somebody's right. It's going to be fucking me. Who's the...

It's going to be Stacey Adams or something. Oh, he looks terrible. He's gained three people's weight. That's Gollum. Clearly. Okay, that's good, but I wanted a body shot. Yeah, the one of him on the

nine-pound dumbbell. Yeah, it looks like Herman Munster or whatever. Is it Herman? Who's the little one? Spanky Munster? Yeah, Spanky. Is it Edward? There he is. You it you you're right whoever described him as a runner's build is is a little better than that but oh this was for his got milk commercial no one did well his body fats can check he's not really huge they put the dairy industry behind 15

years this is a dude. I think scared himself. Paul Ryan is a fitness model in the same way that Tulsi Gabbard is hot. Only if you're looking at politicians. Nah, I like that white streak in her hair. It reminds me of Rogue from the X-Men. Remember Rogue had that white streak in her hair? I think that shit's hot. I'm a big fan of Tulsi Gabbard.

I hear she's on the short list for VP. Pull her out of the hat make her donald's yeah i hope donald gets a smoking lady and i predict look i really think vivek he wants and no matter what happens he's gonna put vivek up somewhere nice because he clearly loves the way vivek kisses his ass and vex good at it he's like i want to show you the next president of the united states the most sexy, badass motherfucker I've ever had. He's got the biggest arms, the greatest charms. He's here to do dirt, brand,

and a whole lot of harm. Donald Trump. Donald Trump. I'm good at this. You're like, all right. Healthy BMI. He's fucking fit and his dick is not. I think that he's going to be something,

but I don't know if he's going to be VP. I want him to be because I do like him. But Trump has this history of picking hot, sexy ladies to be his person next to him. His lawyers. He's always like oftentimes in business business he'd have like he the lawyers on his show like like his his his fellow judges he'd always have some hot chicks around it's his thing and he does look better when he's got a hot chick near him it's a good look to have

a beautiful woman next to you or near you or in your vicinity you did and and with this defense thing especially when it's sexual assault great to have a hot sexy lady saying hey my do you think this man would ever mess with that trash you're like oh man well she said it it it works so i could see him picking tulsi gabbard because i think she's the hottest lady in politics because that i think she is right i don't think she pulls many votes on her own though she brings hawaii come on that's three electorals it's like that's at least three what about three i think it's three oh jim scott or todd scott it could be ten i don't know tim scott sounds right tim scott you are right oh oh yeah captain gums himself, that guy's got the gummiest smile you've ever seen.

He looks like the sixth Ninja Turtle. What the hell happened to that guy? It's a bad look. I mean, you're not wrong, but he gets votes, maybe. Gummy smiles, to me, come off as sincere, in a way, where they know they have a gummy smile. Did I nail it, or did i nail it do you not think that like part of you would never call him when you look at him i see no not not not

him individually he's a politician but when i see like a normal person with a gummy smile and they're like really laughing and smiling you know what i find it endearing in girls yeah yeah where it's like oh that seems sincere and like you know what i find it endearing in girls yeah yeah where it's like oh that seems sincere and like you know they probably had something like someone make fun of them about their gummy smile but they're smiling anyway and i don't know you're right it's endearing like that's a good word for it not with him though i don't know anything about him nor is he cute so yeah i love it there's a i couldn't remember the joke, but it's like people with tall gums never warn you

before they laugh and show you the second story of their townhouse mouth. I'd rather have tall gums than girls find it endearing. It just occurred to me. I'm like, I don't really like it in guys. I think they're just not that attractive, but in girls it's endearing. Maybe they think the same but flipped. Could be. Depends on how much money

you make. My tall, gummed king. It's on your body fat and your height and your money, I guess. Or maybe if you're a guy with big gums, you're probably more of a tall, dark, and handsome type. You're not smiling. You're like looking like a detective. Smoldering, you're probably more of a tall, dark, and handsome type. You're not smiling.

You're looking like a detective. Smoldering. You're smoldering. Exactly. You're looking around. You choose your ingredients at Chipotle with a smoldering gaze. You smolder the DMV. They'll call the support number.

They don't play with that anymore. Too many shootings. I made out like a bandit at Chipotle yesterday. Did you trick them? I did trick them i i went through and i was getting my burrito bowl and i i hadn't done it in a while i'd been like a normal member of society i'd be like steak you had the full uniform on like the dress blues right i had the dress blues yes well i was in my wheelchair and

and i painted on scars. But I got up there and I was like, chicken bowl. I watch him give a big old heaping spoonful of that chicken. Now the scoop size has been established. And then I go, he's about to move me on to the vegetables. And I go, you know what? I want a double scoop of steak. I don't care.

I don't care if it's more. And then he gives me another big old juicy scoop of the steak. Same size as the chicken scoop. Whereas if I would have done it out of order, it would have been a little bullshit. One of each where they like shake some off the spoon. Fuck you shaking meat off the spoon when I'm trying to eat here. And,

and so I got, I got a hell of a deal. But unfortunately, by the time I got down to the end, they hadn't forgotten that I was a double meat guy. Every once in a while, the signals get mixed at Chipotle and you can slide on out there. I'll never lie. How much more is the meat?

A double meat. What are you paying extra? I think it's like three, $4 extra. $4 is not an insignificant charge. Yeah, it takes the mule from like $15 to $20. I kind of want to try this. I want to go in when it's kind of slow, and I'll be like, hey, how about I tip you $5, and you really hook me up here and just have him make me a mega bowl and keep me down like that?

You got to find a guy down like that. He needs to know that you and i are working against the owner of this establishment we're on the same team not everybody's like that though that fuck remember when we used to try to bribe gamestop you should be loyal to your tipper we used to try to bribe gamestop to give us a copy of call of duty and they'd have that shit they would have that shit so it wasn't a moot conversation which it's it's like first of all sir we don't have the game and second of all i would never sell a game early ha ha ha it's like but but the guy's like yeah i got it it's like all right what was it take it's like no matter what number i said he was saying no and at some point i think

it was it was well over a thousand dollars it's dude, I don't want to be mean, but how much do you make here? You're not the manager or anything. Like, $1,000 would probably keep you afloat while you search for a month and a half for a new job or something. And you're not getting caught. You're not doing anything wrong. Because what I want you to do is take the disc out of the plastic, take a sticker, some fucking tape, whatever. Right. Sell on midnight, January 1st, and then slide it under somewhere.

And remember, just fucking run it through the beeper and put 60 in the register. And we're good. Say it's your copy. Say it's your copy. It wouldn't do it. Wouldn't do it. Too much. Too much scruples.

Maybe thought I was from HQ. It was what it said. Call the next day like you passed with flying. I got some internal GameStop affairs. Hey, like you passed with that guy from Eternal. I got some eternal. How great would it have been if we called the next day from HQ and said that they passed our test with flying colors and they should get promoted? This is GameStop HQ. We're just letting you know you passed the test.

You don't know me, but my name's Adam. Adam GameStop. And I'm here to tell you that... Mr. Nintendo, come in here for a second. We've got someone you want you to meet. I love that. I wish we had done that. It took us 10 years to come up with that idea. Well, it's not too late to call him and ask for that horrible game earlier next year.

I'll give you a thousand dollars for call of duty 5 i've been watching the boys play call of duty i've been watching the boys play call of duty a little bit and i hate the shit on games because especially ones that people are passionate about you just play whatever you like like in the chat yeah uh it's dirty and uh and uh shit on the games i like all the time yeah but you like terribly they were you know i think i think i just don't like i never minded skins on the guns but then the guns started to be like amorphous blobs of energy and then the characters now are like some of them are made of energy i guess and are melting and they're made of like purple fire or some shit i know that the boys one of them's dressed as a rat man like he's a rat man he a rat like he looks like mickey the mouse with a fucking ak and the other one's like a japanese princess wearing pink like panties and shit and um and i know i think you can be like Rick and Michonne, and I'm pretty

sure you can be, what was the lady rapper that you could be? Nicki Minaj. You could be Nicki Minaj. Yeah, you could be fucking Lil' Kim. Where's Lil' Kim at these days? I don't know.

She's making a resurgence with the battles. I was about to say Salt-N-Pepa. Are they real? Yeah, little Kim works with EA. She does Battlefield only. She's too big for COD these days. She's big, Kim. Yeah, you know, look, I know it's a video game or whatever,

but that doesn't look like Call of Duty to me. It's like, what the fuck's going on here? It never was a military simulator, but I'll agree that it's gotten what the fuck's going on here um and it never was a military simulator but i'll agree that it's gotten even wackier yeah especially the historical ones though you know those felt a little bit grounded and and and especially call of duty uh i'm going back to call of duty 5 and shit like that but even the world at war stuff with the vietnam settings and shit like that now being able to play as john McClane is pretty cool. I like the idea of being Bruce Willis, and then

the character can never remember the maps. Oh, where's the extract again? Shit. Fuck. What team are we on? You keep team killing. Blue team forever! Blue team forever! You're quoting Die Hard

poorly. Yippee-ki-yay fuck not again honey who is the guy second from the right i believe that was the oh that's leatherface oh okay and one of the right oh donnie darko that's donnie darko you guys know, or do you think you know, who pays who? Do you think Leatherface paid to get in the game, or the game paid for Leatherface?

The game paid Leatherface. Yeah, they're licensing Leatherface's image, and so they're paying. Yeah, 100%. Okay, because a lot of times they're relevant. I think Homelander just got into Mortal Kombat 1 right before the boys drops. I think Texas Chainsaw Massacre just came out. I'm not sure about that, but I think it justelander just got in the mortal combat one right before the boys drops. I think Texas just came out.

I'm not sure about that, but I think it just came out recently. That's old school leather face though. That's like OG leather face. All right. I didn't know it was different, but I guess I would just saying like, you know how people come on our show sometimes when they have like a book or

a show to sell. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. I hear what you're saying. I would imagine. I will say with anything amazon related i agree with you 100 amazon probably was like either paid or like wanted to do that because

you know that not only in mortal kombat which is great um mortal kombat wanted that i think i i saw an interview one of the developers and he was talking about like we got all the ips we wanted we went after this and we're after that. We got them all. Now you've got Robocop fighting the Terminator. It's pretty crazy. I wish I was into those games. I bet I'd really enjoy that. I'm not into fighting games.

I don't know. That doesn't look like Call of Duty to me, but I don't give a shit anymore, I guess. I do appreciate that in my Russian game, based in London who's... There's no ladies in there. It's just a bunch of white dudes killing each other. And that's who's playing the game.

So that's how it should be. It's just a bunch of white dudes and they're killing each other. It didn't occur to me. You're right. Is there literally only white men in that game? It would be an advantage to be black everybody would pick the black guy oh that's a real balance thing you can't really do it if it makes that big of a difference your arms like your elbows on the other hand kyle everybody would shoot the black guy but they'd be black too so the media wouldn't report it well same old same old

um yeah there's no women there's no there's no people of color at all in that game it's just that you could and and i'll say this and this isn't necessarily a feature but it's true if you try to make a racist name on your call of duty character good fucking luck i don't care how many languages how many alphab, and how many numbers you use backwards and upside down. You'll have a hard time saying boobs with eights and zeros over there. But in Tarkov? Holy shit. When I check

gamer name tags, it's always some shit I can't even repeat here. It's the N-word all the time. Dude, I was watching a streamer. It's the N-word all the time. Dude, I was watching a streamer. Being really conscious of racism and stuff is a really American thing. I was watching an AOE2 stream from one of the guys I like, Viper, the other day.

And he was like, there's chat in the middle of the game. You can't talk to someone over audio, but you can either enter in text and say it goes to your team or to the whole team. And everyone who plays, a huge portion of them are European and a lot of Eastern Europeans too. And so this one dude was getting beat and he was on Viper's team. And so sometimes you lose your base, Kyle, you're getting knocked out and I'm behind you. You might have to flee all your villagers back to my base and kind of try and reset, get restarted and everything. And so you just see all these red villagers running into Viper's base. And the guy who's clearly not English first language is not Viper. The other guy is typing. He's like, look, I am run like a Jew.

And everyone that the American portion of the chat for Viper was like, we need to report that guy. You need to report that guy. Report that guy for being offensive. And like all the European, like the majority of the chat is like, what are you talking about? They're like guys joking amongst themselves, like being silly. And it was interesting to see because

you can tell the American take on it is like you hear something about race and it's like, shut that down. You can't do that. It happens to me. I have a hard time saying somebody is Mexican without like double checking that I haven't said a bad thing. It's OK to be Mexican. Have you seen that?

poster that some lib was holding up at a protest and it was like we don't care if you're retarded mexican disabled uh crippled stupid you're welcome here and like some like hispanic like mexican guy was commenting on the thread he's like why the hell are we in there you see us they're like fucking retards like all the you imagine the same we don't care if you're american you have palsy in your face a bad leg if you're extremely fat and ugly any of those things it's fine come on in like wait what why are we with all those cripples and uglies exactly it's i've been the guy who puts them together i've had i had this thought when i was young a long time ago that, uh, I was like,

why do black people hate gay people so much? They're both like oppressed minorities. They should like have some solidarity. Black people clearly are like, why are you lumping me together with gays? They're not the same. Oh, you want to,

they, the black community, not chill with, with the gay community as, as much as a whole seemingly yeah but that is that is like a funny like that that's like a a very college educated 2020 perspective it's like but you should all hate whitey and it's like well no it's a little more multifaceted than that like or just i don't know whatever like you both feel oppressed right you should commiserate doesn't work like that i guess yeah no it doesn't no just like i don't

like if someone was like don't you empathize with this fucking croatian guy going through this you're both white it's like yeah i don't know well it's stupid when you say it like that like yeah i don't i don't know that guy and i'm not croatian but taylor he can't get buckwheat it's triple the price from last year yeah and that sucks i don't know what buckwheat makes but it must be tasty if he's that upset about it what are you talking about it's a cereal grain he needs that buckwheat for his family i thought it was the black character in little rascals it is that is his name m and spanky alfalfa the whole gang darla they were the he man woman hater club and they certainly were one of these adventures is this tiny children who were

very adult like in many ways i believe one of them smoked a cigar regularly and wore a bowler hat yeah he did the fat one what a show which. Which by today's standards, he would be pretty fit. Can you bring up a picture of the Little Rascals? One that includes the fat guy with the bowler hat? Yeah. The old school Real Little Rascals. It'll be black and white. There was a remake in the, like, call it 1990 or something like that.

Yeah, the real old one, black and white. They're in like a crummy, what is it called? Playhouse? Not playhouse. Clubhouse. Yeah, their little clubhouse that says the He-Man Woman-Haters Club. That joke just got

funnier. That's where He-Man came from. Well, it is not where He-Man came from. It predates He-Man's marriage. Where's the fat one with the bowler hat? The fourth from the left? Oh, way left. Way left.

Man. No, no, no. I think that's Spanky far right next to the dog. That's Spanky. He's the man. Spanky's the ringleader in every iteration, the way I remember it. Go back to the other picture because there's a guy who's genuinely fat. Yeah, there's a fat kid on the left.

There we go. Yeah, look at... Damn. Dude, number two is this is a guy who's genuinely fat. Yeah, there's a fat kid on the left. There we go. Yeah, look at, damn. Dude, number two is that is a racist costume. What? That's his fucking clothes from home, bro. This was 1975. That's how that kid rolled in. 1975.

Dude, all these kids were fucking dead by 1975. Man, okay, I guess there were more fat kids. That is a little fat fucker. Holy shit. Yeah, that kid's fat. He's got that John Goodman waistline. Yeah. Dude. Looks like that comedian who died, John Panette.

Oh, yeah. You remember him? That baby face. Yeah. He's kind of doing his own Angus Con impression. That's a 45 year old man, Taylor. He has dwarfism. It's not magnet. Wait, is this a remake this picture looks too good this is i think they made a bunch of little rassles that no well i mean it's from oh classic restoration okay so hd yeah it looks real nice there he it upsets me how much alfalfas or no um buckwheat there's i is get that lazy

eye thing i don't care for that one bit i don't think he has a lazy eye there he does his uh like the one on our right is looking out that way to the right i was distracted by the giant fat i i really didn't expect to see a kid that fat from like 1924. I expected it to be. I'll bet money. I bet you money. They fattened that kid up at the studio. I would bet you $500 that there was, cause I know with Judy Garland,

yes, with Judy Garland, they had her smoking cigarettes to lose weight and put her on amphetamines and stuff that she was addicted to for life. She was like a 14 year old girl. They're like taping her titties down and starving her. The wicked witch of the West, that paint, they year old girl they're like taping her titties down and starving her the the wicked witch of the west that paint they just invented they're like we wanted to be green when they smoked a cigar i'm sure and they're like we don't have green face paint make some lead and strychnine that sort of thing that's green right and her face was dyed green for years

and years afterwards not all full green, but stained. But it was stained. A little green, yeah. They had her on Sesame Street back in the day, and I guess they deemed her to be too ugly to be on the show. I don't think they aired her episode or something. Something like that happened. The kids were scared of her or something.

She's a little hard to look at the way I remember. The Wicked Witch of the West witch of the west yeah yeah yeah because i i just i guess i'm having a hard time getting past how they wanted her to be hard she always made an evil bad facial expression she was painted green that doesn't help yeah oh and then one more little factoid from that movie when they're in the uh the poppy field and it's asbestos raining down on them yeah holy shit asbestos was in everything and we think it's not anymore but they just stopped talking about it all of our brake pads are asbestos they are i don't know is there anywhere else well i don't know about i bet they definitely still use it i think yeah i bet all of our government buildings i bet the pentagon's

full of asbestos when i was was a kid, asbestos was a really common thing. Pretty much every old building, every school, every government building, etc. was getting the asbestos removed. It's so weird to go through the Wikipedia pages of the little rascals and be like

seeing they died of old age in like 1990. Shit. I mean, that was like from the 30s or 40s or something, right? Yeah. From the 30s. I'm getting to an age now where people that I... The people I watched as a

teenager are dying. Young, but Apollo Creed died. Super young. Yeah, that's a good example. How old was he? 75, 76? Apollo Creed died yeah that's a good example how old was he 75 76 like apollo creed that's a full the guy from uh um curb your enthusiasm he died yesterday i think right uh yeah he was 70s also right yeah it's 76 what was i'm i'm blanking what's his name

richie something sorry my dog's at the emergency vet. Um, Richard, um, Richard, what is it? Richard Lewis, Richard Lewis.

Yeah. Um, yeah, he passed away. I'm going to be honest. He's been so frail for so long now. Um, I,

I, you could tell that those guys are really good friends. You know, he's been on the show the last few he's in every season i would imagine man he's looked so thin and frail for a while now um you know it's not too surprising he was an older guy yeah well he and larry david are like the same age right like larry david's 76 and he was 76 yeah if you say so i i. I didn't, I didn't know Larry David was that old. I always thought of Larry David as a guy who looks way older than he is.

Cause he's always been bald like that. Like he's been bald like that since the seventies. And he's had the total gray hair since like Seinfeld ended. And so I think you commit to that early. It's kind of like, Oh, that's just an old guy. And then he stays old for so long.

It's like, Oh, I guess he wasn't that old at the time. He was in his mid-50s when he started Curb, right? If it started in 2000. In 1999 or 2000, I believe, is when they started. They've been going for 24 years. Obviously, he didn't make a season every year. He sort of works when he wants to. Woody, you're always saying, wish those Westerns would come back. Wish they'd make a make an a-list western well your favorite cowboy he's doing it woody well not that one that's no not no um kevin costner uh is making a he's making a that's right he's gonna make something is it what time trailers out big place it looked like it was civil war adjacent okay um it looked like i you know you could i don't watch

much of trailers i just watch a little bit like maybe the first 15 seconds because if you keep going they'll tell you the whole fucking story like they'll get to the end and you'll see the bad guy like on the bridge and the bridge is on fire and you're like okay i know where the bad guy is he falls off that fiery bridge at the end right no well but yeah but shoot him with a harpoon gun you didn't see that oh yeah you did you showed me yeah there it is they give you every fucking thing but um i watched a little bit of it and it looked like you know one of his expensive westerns he's directing you can watch the deadpool trailer by the way i think they

went at they bent over backwards not to spoil anything i didn't even want to see uh hugh jackman in the costume though i like to go in so blind almost don't you see him from the back for and it might be a still shot that's cool yeah okay i'm still gonna save it i i'm i'm like that i just don't like to see anything but yeah the, the Kevin Costner thing looks fun. He doesn't look like old man Kevin Costner. They've younged him up a little bit. He's got a brown mustache. Isn't that amazing?

I wonder if that's expensive. I bet it's not anymore. I bet once you've got, like, my guess. Right. Some company owns the tech, right? And then you probably need to pay them to come apply. Like, yeah, we're getting the guys from FaceSoft. They're coming in to work with our Digi guys. And you have probably need to pay them to come apply like, yeah, we're getting the guys from FaceSoft. They're coming in to work with our digi guys and they have to collect.

You have to collab with them. You can't just buy their software, my guess. And then they come in and do their thing. But it's pretty effective if you're only shaving off like a decade, especially with men of a certain age. If you're trying to make a guy if you're trying to make a late 50s, early 60s guy look like he can whip somebody's ass, you can do that pretty fucking easy. In The Irishman, De Niro was so frail. That didn't work for me.

It's also a few years ago. It might work better next year. At some point, they'll get there where they can just make a De Niro out of fucking thin air that'll fool you. Also, what they're wearing matters a lot like if the character wears a hat or a hood or a little just more obscured they could nail it because i'm thinking of um the mandalorian when luke skywalker came in like you only needed his face for a couple of frames and it looked good in my opinion i suck at okay but but i i was like yeah this works for me and

then a lot of the action you know he's wearing a robe with the hood and you know they really nailed that um yeah but they didn't nail fucking justice league i think when henry cavill had a mustache i don't that that's sort of a mystery because i saw it might have been the guys from corridor digital or someone like that a youtube channel that does effects they were like this is what they should have done and they fixed it and it worked like they took they took the footage they had and deleted his mustache and it was like oh yeah there's Henry Cavill that doesn't look like some wonky weird thing uh so that was just bizarre was it video or or um a still image i don't remember now that you mentioned it but i would hope it was video

if they were going to like draw a true comparison but for such a big budget front and center for the planet summer black blockbuster like key i mean they needed that thing to work. They were trying to do Marvel's thing and it just looks so silly. 15 billion on the line. If DC really thrived, what could they have made? Yeah.

I don't know why they can't capture it. I think what it is is Robert Downey Jr. genuinely. I think that they got lucky and Robert Downey Jr. Is so charismatic and he was just made for that Tony Stark character because Tony Stark is kind of just Robert Downey Jr. With superpowers. So the casting was good. I agree.

Robert Downey Jr. Care carries maybe or at least, you know, does more than his own role. But fucking Chris Helmsworth was outstanding and i kind of believe him as a norse god um captain america dude captain what's um chris evans i think is his real name chris evans is kind of a sensitive he just doesn't like exude masculinity and toughness but in the show show, he does. He acts like his Captain America character to me is the answer key.

It's as good as it gets. And then you watch him do interviews with his friends, and he's like pansy. I can't remember what he said in one of the early movies, Captain America jumps out of the plane to go contend with Thor and break up his fight with Captain America. He's a god. And Captain America's

like, there's only one god, ma'am. And he doesn't dress like that. And he jumps out of the plane. And I was like, see, they need more of that. I think SNL did a bit where he's just like, ho! What are all these coons doing here? Hey, Toots!

Go get me a fucking drink laughs around the ass that's pretty funny oh oh madman immediately a horrible man from the 40s it is he wouldn't be cool

if Samuel L. Jackson being in charge it would be it would take him back a little maybe although you know in the marvel version the i think they're called the hell something captain america's got his own squad that he rolled with during world war ii they're not super at all they're just like that they're like the i can't remember what they're called the hellions or some shit but anyway there was a black guy in there he had a he had a black i think maybe a british commando black guy or some shit

when does it come out is a tv show or movie movie um i just watched the trailer today He had a black, I think maybe a British commando black guy or some shit. This Costner thing. When does it come out? Is it a TV show or movie? Movie. I just watched the trailer today. It's, what's it called? It's called, I don't know. I don't have it in front of me, but it's coming out soon, I think.

I like his movies that he directs. They're a little slow paced, but otherwise I usually think they're pretty good. I like The Postman and I like Waterworld. I like those slow plotting Kevin Costner movies that he directs himself in. Horizon. An American Saga. It looks like the first movie is called Horizon An American Saga Chapter 1 and it comes out June 28th. Okay. I watched one a while back movies like that here's okay earlier the show tonight i say game of thrones is way better on rewatch you'd think that would not be true right but no what happened was you wait a year and a half for the new season to drop and then there's like six episodes and three of them suck and you're pissed

off. However, if you're binging three episodes a night, watching those six in two days, when you don't have all that wait time and invested in it, it's a better show back to this movie thing. If he drops chapter one in 24 and then chapter two comes out in 26, bro, that's too fucking slow, but that's the movie release schedule and it blows I just couldn't watch Game

of Thrones again cuz I know how it ends then yeah I can't get back into it what's the point of me trying to be invested in characters whose are never going to come to fruition I saw a clip today they got recommended to me and it's one of the greatest scenes in the whole show it's when um the hound and aria are in that little pub with the king's men and uh he's like any more cunt words fall out of your cunt mouth i have to eat every chicken in this place so fucking good i love that scene like i need money to pay for that chicken it's's fucking great. That guy was great. I loved his...

I kind of wish that there was just a spin-off where it was the Hound and Arya. Like, with everybody else. Like, Michonne and Rick. Just going through the woods, fighting for randoms. I would have loved that show. The Adventures of Arya. Didn't she get on a boat

at the end again? Dude, I'd watch The Adventures of Arya. Didn't she get on a boat at the end again? Dude, I'd watch The Adventures of Arya for sure. There's no reason to, though. Oh, I watch it because I have free time at night. Oh, well. I just, yeah. No trust in the Game of Thrones showrunners if they ever came back. Because they will double dip on that.

They've got a brand new show. They'll double dip on everything. They've got a brand new show. And I've watched two episodes of it, and I saw the guy in his hilarious plastic party city outfit. That's not their show. Different show. Their new show is The Three-Body Problem,

which I'm sure Woody is going to watch. Shit, that's them. Yeah. I'm torn. On one hand, they turn books into amazing shows. On the other hand, they ended GOT really bad. So I don't know what to expect. And also...

Free Body Problem is finished. They don't have some fucking fat, easy piece of shit on Death's Door, never going to finish his work. A lot. Yeah, that fat fuck's never going to finish it. But you can also say like the david and david i don't know what their names are their last names but the guys who made game of thrones like they actively fucked up a lot of the story not just in the end like all of the not

really in line with the story but had to be added to it like the sand snakes like every time they had to improv or they tried to they fumbled and fell on their face the whole battle at winterfell everything about that you kept seeing her main characters get pulled down by zombies and they'd cut away and then we'd come back and they'd be okay and it's like what are you doing they were carried by an excellent way we just threw the fucking entire cavalry army away that we'd been talking shit about for 10 years. It felt like the Dothraki army on the open field or whatever. They certainly can't be defeated in four minutes.

It wasn't four minutes. It was 40 seconds. They rode off into the blackness and died off screen. They did that twice. The Golden Cloaks were another force that like, remember they traveled to the Iron Isles. They got the money. There's a lot of clever

sort of who were these bankers gonna back they back circe circe buys the golden cloaks the golden cloaks lose in like 15 seconds but there was like a half a season devoted to getting yeah there was eight years dedicated to the dothraki horde and they were actively unhelpful because they just immediately joined they just immediately joined their opponents and it was like when that happened everyone was like this couldn't this was a possibility and it's like yes they've been doing this for eight years almost almost a decade of real time. We've understood how this operates. And if you send a bunch of people from the desert on horseback into a misty cloud of magic Icemen, they're going to lose. They're freezing.

It's not their forte. All they had to do, like, I'm sure that a bit of fan fiction from any of us would be better than what they did. Like, so many things could have been better. I think I remember Miss Andre or whatever her name going out there and like making all of their curved swords burn or something it was so cool she like she like did a thing where she like grabbed one sword maybe cut her hand and like that caught on fire and then she like said some shit and all the swords caught on fire and it was just oh fuck they got the flaming magical swords

that would have fucked worm oh that might have been is that miss andre no no that's melisandre was the red witch miss sandy was the look at that nice recall you're right yeah okay yeah the one that was naked in the river. That's amazing titties. Yeah. See, I appreciated that. All the naked titties. Yes. Oh, too many titties.

No. Perfect titties. Only when it's both in battles. Dude, Taylor's pissed. I want lots of titties. I want battles with titties in them. That's what I want to see. I want a titty battle.

Yes. I think that's safe. Yeah, I don't know why. The only way to save this is a titty fight. What are you, gay? We've got a regular homosexual in our ranks. Don't we? Now we're finished.

Then fucking Hodor wins. He's got the biggest boobs in the land. Remember when we upset him? Hodor was going to come on here and talk to us. This is in the middle of his hype like upset him he was gonna hodor was gonna come on here and talk to us and this is like in the middle of his hype too like he was a big deal and i guess like we we like pushed the fans too much to go like hey come on our show and he got like upset about it i don't know if anybody said anything particularly mean but i it just seemed like

he was annoyed by too many people doing podcasts i loves doing podcasts I was like, sweet, come on our show And then he said yes So we're like, oh, we're gonna get Hodor And then I don't know if he watched the show Or like Kyle said, if fans Maybe said something unkind But he backed out So I'm sorry I cut you off

Very lame The next part of it is we told our fans That Hodor was a bitch and oh my god hodor is a bitch became a thing for like the next five ten years that our fans you know what he is a bitch yeah i think he's a he's a dance dj right like a gay dance dj a gay dance oh he's gay i didn't know he was a member i the protection class. I take it all back. Yeah, he's gay. You probably shouldn't call him any names at all. You'd get in big trouble.

You can't insult a gay man. Oh, no, he is gay. Okay, well, I didn't know. I mean, Woody went after him, not us. That's true, and I find it reprehensible. I also am upset with Woody. Damn, 6'10 ten that's got to be real that's got to be either the best thing or the worst and it oscillates wildly i bet it's like damn i'm the biggest dude in fucking michigan right now and then the next time you're getting on a plane you you're like this fucking suck. I'd rather not. I'd rather be 5'10 than 6'10.

No, I'd rather be 6'10 than 5'10. No, I'll take 5'10. I'll fucking get some... You'll be a fucking freak. I'll get some shoes and wear hats and shit. I'll blend. What are you kidding? I'll be a fucking day walker.

I'll just... Walking around like a DeSantis. Yeah, I'll height max. I'll height max. You'll be 6'3. I'll do whatever I gotta do. I'll do neck stretches and shit. I'll height max. Maybe 6'3". I'll do whatever I got to do. I'll do neck stretches and shit. I'll get one of those things where you hang yourself from the door to like...

That should work. Oh, it does work. You go to the chiropractor, you can get a little bit. You know, when they pull you apart, you'll be a little bit taller. Really? You get a couple millimeters for sure. Very briefly. No, for a while.

It changes throughout the day. Do you wake up a little taller i'll stretch down and then i sleep upside down dangling so i i always begin the day a few millimeters tall yeah unbelievably dizzy but that's the trade-off for b oh it's great for um that's how i concentrate uh all the blood to my brain he's upside down right now can't remember shit yeah i'm dangling my back this is you know how drifters got that set up where he's coming at you like i'm i'm i'm actually upside down right now yeah like tom cruise in mission impossible just hanging from the ceiling

i wish i had something i could hold up and then somebody would draw up with a string or something It is normal to experience slight height changes throughout the day. Maximum height in the morning, minimum height in the evening. Noticeably, this height has changed. Usually small, a quarter to half an inch. Oh, wow. A quarter to half an inch is noteworthy. If I was a half inch taller,

I feel like when I put shoes on, the whole world is a slightly different perspective. Fat people are shorter. They have to be. Yeah, probably over time they compress like a star. Yeah. Their spines bend and stuff, so they slump down. And also their shoes and the soles of their feet are more compressed.

So they're just mashed down closer to the earth. And, of course, if you get too fat, the earth itself depresses, which makes you appear shorter. Yeah. You want to avoid marshlands and bogs if you're fat and trying to impress a lady. Look at that short guy over there standing in that sand. What's he, two feet tall?

I'm dying. Get me out. I'm dying. Apparently quicksand is not real. And that's always upset. No, that's real. Don't you fucking say that?

I don't think so. It is real. It really is real. It's not a threat the way like it was presented. I'm literally falling in quicksand. Ah, you say that. I do.

I stand by it. Okay. But you were a surfer too. I'm not buying it. I fell in quicksand. Like, did jones help you out with this whip like like i i fell like armpit deep but my surfboard was under my arm and i used it to climb out if you were trapped in in quicksand and i tried to help you with a whip you you just you lashed my eye like I'm trying to toss it gently but I have to be quick you're dying

it's not filthy and now I have an open wound on my face why do you keep pulling it away immediately I was trying to actually stand behind you and I'd be like get out of that pit and then suddenly you'd have a little motivation a little gumption I'd be my way out after that

I've fallen on quicksand deep like that one time but like knee deep And then suddenly you'd have a little motivation, a little gumption. I'd take my way out after that. I've fallen on quicksand deep like that one time, but like knee deep or even a little more a bunch of times. Yeah, I've never experienced quicksand. Actually, I'm trying to remember. I fell in something one time. What the fuck was I in? I haven't

really just thought of it. I wonder if it's more common on the beach because people dig holes and make sand castles and shit like that so it would seem like if you dug a hole and then a wave filled it in could it maybe not have the same density could it just be a mixture of like

sandy water yeah maybe wouldn't be otherwise I know a lady died the other day on a beach somewhere because they had dug one of those giant holes and it collapsed on her and just buried her alive and she died oh that sucks because it's probably people on the beach yeah you've probably seen people on tiktok building like doing crazy shit on the beach like bringing fucking shovels and shit i saw the one where they allowed like the water to flow across like an island and it looked like they were going to ruin the fucking island.

I don't know what they had done. Was it why may I, by chance they do that all the time. Oh, I have no idea, but it was like the police had shown up because they had cut this ditch between like two parts of water that, and now that they've connected them,

it became this raging river. Yeah. Everybody's like, what the fuck did y'all do? Oh, and why may they do that intentionally? And it's actually, um,

the city that does it. So the, the, the surfers there are often very talented and they'll surf though as that like little lake drains into the ocean. But I know the city is doing it because they've got fucking excavators like linking the two. It's not regular people.

Regular people don't bring excavators to the beach. Yeah. You need to be elite. It could be Jeff Bezos, but I bet it's the city. I have no experience with quicksand in real life. It's all from, all from,

there's not that much in Missouri. No, don't you guys have the Ozarks? We do have the Ozarks. I bet that you can find a pit to fall in, in the Ozarks. Sure. But do you have alligators?

I don't think there are like, I think it's like so few as to be non-existent. Like the scariest thing in the Ozarks. Uh, like snapping turtles, I guess. Like there's nothing that's going to like really fuck you up. But like,

I mean, turtles are scary, but on the scary scale of animals, they're not at the top. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, that would ruin your weekend, getting attacked by a snapping turtle. You'd have to go to the hospital.

I don't even want to lose any of my fingers. Yeah. I don't want to lose my fingers, my toes, anything to a fucking snapping turtle. My nose. I get my nose every day. That would be, yeah. Nose is so important. You'd look like an idiot without your nose.

Everybody has noses. Well, you know, it'd be a problem with glasses yeah i just have to be blind all the time oh man if i had like if i like tyrian face like book tyrian face oh i'd have to i'd live like a like a i just i wouldn't even come you can get those those prosthetics are pretty good. Like the fake nose gadgets. Yeah, I'd get a deal on a World War I one. Where I could just talk like this out of the corner of my mouth.

Dude, that's a good look. It's not a good look. Dude, that's one of the best characters ever. I love that. Update your Tinder profile and see how it goes. Okay, maybe not. Mask on or mask off? Either one isn't going to be a winner.

That's fair. That's fair. Yeah, that mask is pretty creepy, but when he took it off, it was a real mess. He's almost as ugly as Steve Buscemi with the mask. Steve Buscemi's not a looker. Come on. He was a handsome man back in the day with those bulging blues. No, he wasn't, though.

What? Sure. A big, strong guy. Zach, would you... Broad shoulders. Zach, find the most flattering picture of Steve Buscemi that you can. Broad chested and powerful looking. Yeah. And if you want to fuck over Kyle like we always do, it's

show tradition. I mean, if you can find a picture that helps my argument, then good on you, buddy. That'd be the more impressive skill. He'll take Jamie's spot. When he finds a bad picture of Steve Buscemi, let's not pat him on the back too hard,

okay? Oh my God. Alright, well that's clearly some sort of AI-generated ghoulish. I think this is a red carpet event. That is Steve Buscemi if he had actually been a vampire named Gastoul for the last 6,000 years. Oh, look at there.

What you did was you started with that other one so now when this comes up, it's like, pretty good looking guy. Exactly. That looks touched up or something. No, that's what he looks like. Did they give him some hairline? That's him last year, Woody. I've never seen a hairline like that yeah it's wispy isn't it it's just that that's not how

balding goes like you can widow's peak it but a one side widow's peak was so much in the front and that hole in the side well let's not judge the man too hard he's clearly had to have he's had a lot of impediments in life but physical and otherwise and so and he's risen to his stars quite high so let's let's leave him the fuck alone oh that's that's sad i saw that proof that that feminizing face hat makes you better looking yeah it really evens out your wrinkles i mean stop making that face bro that's that's half your problem he's doing no i've always uh i've always loved buscemi and everything um he's back in the day and fargo he's fucking a little bit scary and deranged and crazy but man i love him in sopranos he's a bit miscast but i just like him so much i think that that i enjoy him yeah yeah i think steve buscemi and uh

john goodman are two actors that like when i see them in anything i'm like i want to watch that oh and what's like uh paul giamatti i like paul giamatti a lot he's great yeah in uh i don't know if you've ever seen con air with uh again our boy nicholas cage but steve buscemi's in that and again the premise is it's a plane transporting the worst prisoners. You know what's funny? I haven't seen it. I know the gist because you've told me about it. Steve Buscemi's like Hannibal Lecter

when they bring him onto the plane. They've got multiple dog... You know that pole you lasso a dog with? Yeah. They've got multiple of those attached to Steve Buscemi at different hook points like his arms are controlled by by multiple of those poles as they like lead him in like lector and all the prisoners are scared of they're like i heard he killed a little girl

war cut her face off and wore it on his for three states just like crazy shit like that yeah so steve buscemi is just there being scary the whole time. Yeah. Well, maybe I won't watch that one. Sounds dumb. I don't, I don't, I hope you'll watch the,

the, the Shogun show. I'll watch any of these fantastic classic, pivotal, pivotal pop culture, referenceable, like very important films that you clearly just don't watch just to spite me. Or it's possible that you've just don't watch just to spite me or it's possible that you've just

been watching them like and and like you're part of a whole movie club that i'm not allowed in and y'all just talk about like yeah kyle's picks are so great but i'm not allowed in there yeah i was like i was very well versed in movies and i just never talked about it yeah yeah that was i would i think that would break me you know i've been sitting on a bit for about a month I'm not sure it's good enough but there's only 10 minutes left This is a spelling bee For just Taylor

That has hard words But they're not over the top Super hard that Taylor can't spell Are you interested? Me and Kyle I'll take I'll bite I have the words in front of me For the record I can probably spell end kyle all right all right i'll i'll take i'll take i'll buy uh you'll buy okay okay um i have

the words in front of me uh for the record i can probably spell 15 of these i'm not trying to i'm not gonna get pretend i'm no you're gonna do i think you can spell these so i'm gonna pick one over the top liaison l-i-a-z-o-n l-a-i-s-o-n all right that one was too hard l-i-a-i-s-o-n oh fuck all right epitome e-p-i-t-o-m-e kyle what's your guess e-p-i-t-o-m-e you both got it okay because it's epitome that's how i remember that one it's a little embarrassing but i just remember epitome that's how i read it you remember liaison don't get me started on freaking you need to remember liaison necessary Necessary. N-E-C-C-E-S-S-A-R-R-Y. It's like double all the way, right? N-E-C-E-S-S-A-R-Y. It's only one C and two S's.

Taylor's right. Oh, you're right. Wait, I thought it was two C's. Narcissistic? N-A-R-C-I-S-S-I-S-T-I-C. Kyle, what do you think? N-A-R-C-I-S-N-A-R-C-I-S-T-I-C. So Taylor got it.

Kyle missed double S in the middle. Oh. It's also kind of hard not writing it down. It is. I'm trying to do like the, i need to do the palm thing that's what i'm doing like i'm like syllabling it through it it's tough i'd say type it but then it'd be really hard to distinguish that yeah i had a complete here and just like this one yet it would be entered into nothing just typing some of these words are too easy. Like eight. I can spell eight. Like A-T-E? That's the other one.

I got it wrong. Fuck. Taylor fucked it up. Oh, here's what I mess up. Lightning. L-I-G-H-T-N-I-N-G. Oh, you probably do lightening. I do.

Yeah. That's a different word. Yep. Well. Like skin lightening treatment. Indict? I-N-D-I-C-T. Yeah. Yeah. Taylor

can spell everything but liaison, it appears. Fuck! Zach removed liaison from the show. Use the A-I to fix there. You're a pretty good speller as well, Kyle. I don't know about that. If I'm writing i'm i'm okay um but but sometimes i'll wait you say a word over and over and it stops becoming a word

yes yes that'll happen to me with like normal words and i'm like fucking mine mine yeah i got i feel like i'm from a different like it's like did i come from another universe where that wasn't the word for me for my things i'll do that when i'm really high i'll be like playing aoe and like the victory standards like conquest i'm like conquest conquest what even is a conquest it's simple and i always get it right but it's i process every time i use it because apostrophe means it is when you think it would mean plural and you just got to get it right it it shouldn't but it really bothers me when people use the wrong there yeah whether it's the possessive it's very easy like it's so easy and and look people be like

who cares you are the same people who care what color text messages come in at so let me just say from someone when i see you use the wrong there i immediately think like oh okay we'll see if they repeat this pattern or if it was a typo yes yeah yeah because i know the right there um that's not a good example because i think i almost never fucked that one up but there are words i'll mess up i'll use the wrong your every once in a blue moon and you know it doesn't mean i don't know it it just mistakes happen yeah no i'm perfect i don't make mistakes like that it must be nice i'm on a good run with there oh it's terrible no one everyone hates you know what I'm good at? I use an apostrophe after the S when the word ends with S,

but it's plural or possessive. Like no one does that. Here's a spell. This is one that sometimes slows people up. There's a great Patrice O'Neill bit about it where he's like, it's a restaurant where he's like,'s like if someone came to me and my they had a gun to my mom's head and they were like hey spell restaurant i'd be looking in my mom's eyes and i'd be saying i love you i love you with every bit of me i love you r-e-s-t and then

a-u-r-a-n-t I think it's rest ow rant right yes I'm gonna type it and the worst part is every episode of Seinfeld they go through that get it and then like right yeah that's right every episode of Seinfeld, they go through that. You get it? And then, like, right... Yeah, that's right. Every episode of Seinfeld, they, like, shows the word restaurant, because they're outside one. And then it'll flick away from it, and I'll be like, wait, I still don't know how to spell it.

I just... Like, I used to do that all the time, until I sat down and was like, rest, ow, rant. I almost had to make a fucking, like, what do you call the... To help you remember, like, the planets and stuff like that. What do you call those? Oh, where you have to make, like...

Mnemonic device, right? Mnemonic device? Like, my excellent mother sat under new pines. Do you know that one? Do you know Roy G. Biv? I don't remember the pines one. It's the planets. It's the order of the planets.

Mars. My excellent mother just said 0 for 1 on the planets. Every good boy deserves to play Mercury. No. What's that one? Is that the planets again? The strings on a guitar. Oh, no. I definitely don't know that then.

Do you play guitar at all anymore? I remember... Not anymore. I didn't get better. I tried a lot. I tried a lot. And I wish I was too shy. There were subscribers who were like, let's do a Skype call. I'll help you out.

And I didn't want them to know I was bad at guitar as if it was some kind of secret. And I don't know i should have asked for more help maybe i would have done better it's like i can't let them know i'm learning they'll mock me yeah it's like it is funny how you get with things like that where it's like i'm new and they're like show me it's like no because you're not new and you. I don't want people to know I started at the beginning. I've talked about it before,

but I have a lame left hand, so I had to play left-handed. I'd finger with the right and strum with my bad hand. When he says lame, he doesn't mean it doesn't bring any alcohol when it comes to parties. He means it doesn't work good.

It has nerve damage. I don't have the dexterity it doesn't bring any alcohol when it comes to parties. He means like, it doesn't work good. It has nerve damage. So, uh, so I can't, I don't have the dexterity in two of my fingers. And, uh, so anyway,

that just means that I like basically all the music that's out there, everything I do would have to sort of flip it in my head to handle the upside down strings. And it, I mean, people do it. There are left-handers that play guitar, but it added an extra obstacle for me

yeah eric clapton does it you know no big deal and he's woody and clapton who's um who's the jimmy hendrix yeah jimmy hendrix played left-handed but he used a right-handed guitar upside down also known as the greatest guitarist of all time so in good yeah i don't know why you know he could do it and i can't why could he figure it out what's so special about him right being a musical savant he's really good at that shit it's absurd was he really that good you know i don't think so it's like i'm not good enough to tell what's good the ad told me he was me either yeah the internet says he's the greatest ever maybe something i i don't like his music mostly and i don't know have you ever seen that thing about what makes a good drummer there's a like five minute youtube video oh so there's this guy and he's playing um a beatles song i don't recall which one. And Ringo Starr. Ringo Starr, by the way,

is the most expensive guitar player in the history of Earth. He's the highest paid. The guy is arguing that Ringo Starr is the best. Anyway, he plays and it's just like... It's not much to it. It's a real simple

background beat for a Beatles song. And then he's like, this is what good to her sounds like. And he plays the same thing, but now he's all over the drums. He's banging it. He's hitting the symbol and it sounds like good drumming,

but it's not musical. It doesn't support the song. And he's like a good drummer. Gives the song what it needs. A bad drummer does it for his own like glory cowbell guy so anyway jimmy hendrix to me is that bad drummer he's that guy who's just crazy on the solo shredding going wild but he doesn't support a song i can't name a fucking that jimmy hendrix song yeah i can dance to it yeah i guess i really don't know but i know when i've heard like his

guitar solos in clips it's like that sounds really cool like it sounds like he's going real quick and that's impressive to me yeah he's quick yeah but there's this asia kid on twitch you don't even know dude that one guy that what's the what's the song everybody does the hardest one like something through the fire or something oh through the fire and flames dragon yeah i guess they keep trying to do it on faster and faster speeds it's not enough to just beat it perfectly they do it on like double speed triple speed quadruple speed and shit like that and i watched the dude doing it on whatever the new record was double triple speed and it's just a flurry of buttons and clicks his fingers like we talked about wings

getting bloody fingers from playing cod there's no way these like high level guitar hero guys don't have calloused fingers from playing that stupid plastic guitar oh yeah when i watch somebody great at video games like if you watched landmark play escape from tarkov just his fingers i don't think you'd be that impressed. Like, it doesn't look so great. But when you watch someone play Guitar Hero, oh, my God. It's like, how do humans possess this skill? It is outrageous. Yeah, they're holding the instrument differently.

But even like a regular dope like me, I play a little Guitar Hero, but I was never anything special. Like, it's vastly, it seems like almost like you wouldn't be able to keep up with it but you can yeah it must be so much muscle memory at that point that the visuals are just cues for for timing that is incredibly ingrained i love the speedrunner drama i'll watch an hour at a time about some like but you know them one-upping each other in donkey kong or fucking mario brothers 8 or whatever the fuck it is they'll find new techniques and ways to like 2600 games about skiing or something there's drama when a cheater happens or maybe this was recorded with the wrong

technology or he oh this was on that was on the japanese version so you have to do this map because it's in this many frames per second and the English version ends in Tsudune. Oh, but then Hideki Matsuo got an English version of the game. And then the montage music starts. Da-na-na-na! Like, now the incredible Japanese player has the English copy of the game that runs at a different frame rate. Can he top his old high score?

And you're like, fuck, I hope so. It's the nerdiest shit i watch by by far that's kind of fun though like it's not always this good but they're like taylor was the champion for 16 years until cunt pounder 69 arrived little did he know cunt powder had been pounding away at his office? Both of them struggling to catch on to the one true only queer boy 69 at the top of the leaderboard. Yeah. And there's no women in speed running, by the way.

Not a single fucking woman. Well, it's merit based. No, it's something else based. You got to be a special kind of fella to get into competitive. There's a into competitive Mario Brothers speedruns. There's a spectrum of people that you have to make it work.

It's just not a girl's fucking life. You lie, but Colin will fuck up everybody you know in Fall Guy. You just got to show him a guitar hero he'll be teaching you guitar you'll have an in-house teacher right there's a like i know we're about to end but i think i'll get this right there is um and they're always looking for these ways in those old games to like skip ahead and kind of break the

game a little bit like slide around or do something funky bounce off this while you're crouching at the right frames and you can get an advantage apparently there was like i don't know a charged particle from the sun or something that just happened to flip an o to a one in this guy's donkey kong game while he was playing it live. And Donkey Kong was able to go up to several levels, essentially magically. They couldn't figure out or recreate how it happened, but there it was.

And they finally came down to, it was just a charged solar particle that happened to hit the game console at the perfect place to make that one in a billion thing happen and people have you got to imagine those people on the spectrum we're talking about they're the best at this okay they grinded for years to try they're like all right it was at this time frame he was like at this point at frame 101 he jumps twist does the back porch thing and

doesn't work see we've done it we i know we've been here for years we they couldn't i think that's the conclusion that like the gaming community came to that it was just a thing a freak occurrence that'll never happen again i didn't even know that could happen there's i i didn't either um but in those games like especially in like mario kart they'll find ways to like fly through the air and the air and skip parts of the track and shit like that. I'm not sure that the solar flare thing was a cliche joke urban lore type thing when I worked in customer support.

Everything that couldn't be duplicated, solar flares. So when I hear it in the speedrunning community, I'm like, is this the joke that I've been hearing since 1995 or real? It happened. Okay. It's certainly not someone cheating. We don't, we don't bandy about theories and half-baked ideas around here.

This is where you come for hard facts news. And you just take what we say. You plot, you plot it in here and you leave it there forever as, as, as God's honest truth, because we wouldn't lead you astray we sell cum pills and drugs here okay we're the good guys that's true

bad guy sell cum pills we're talking about autistic gamers and i just have to throw this in there colin's playing this game the teams have three men there's 24 people on the board and there's no respawn you've gathered that right lock it in he comes downstairs he's like hey dad i got eight kills it's like fuck no respawn right there's only 24 people in this thing and you killed eight of them yourself my first game then i got 17 kind of terror are you in this game there's only 21 possible kills and you're getting 17 like and it's causing a lot of frustration to be all the time he just must be pub stopping these kids that's funny on hypixel somewhere i don don't know. He's getting fucking 60-70% of the kills.

It's like being like, I just had a great team deathmatch. I went 67 and 0. It's only to 75. The rest of my team didn't even get on the field. That's the parallel. It's funny.

He's very good at these games. But he only plays two, Minecraft and Fall Guy. You gotta hone your craft. You're not the man who's played 10,000 games. You're not the man who's played one game 10,000 times. That's it. Alright, time to wrap? Yeah.

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