Painkiller Already - PKA 717 W/ Gamer From Mars: Motherloving LolCow?

Episode Date: September 14, 2024

PKA 717, our guest, the gamer from Mars. Taylor, this episode of PKA is brought to you by Bluechew, Lock and Load and our wonderful merchandise. You can find all of that below. Art, thank you so much for joining us today. We appreciate it. Thank you for having me. I've been a fan of the show for many years, so when I got the message, I jumped at the

opportunity. Oh, we were talking pre show. You just got married. When did you get married? Like what month? I got married in the spring, So it's probably been like four, four months. Okay. How did you know you wanted to propose? I would say it was just like ready to have like a real relationship and get married. So I didn't waste a lot of time. I just went on like a massive amount of dates, like 30 of them until I found someone I kind of checked off the boxes and I didn't waste time like after five months I proposed so when

I went I think like two months in like I kind of knew like this is what I'm looking for but I gave it a couple more months past that just like right he just runs that ball right up the middle until he gets what he wants pounding against the line 30 times in a row and then he finds the woman five months in. I wanted a wife, so I found one real quick. See, that's why you're successful on YouTube. Just grind. What was there a lot of forethought for the proposal, and what was the proposal? Because I know an associate of ours proposed over Chick-fil-A in a doctor's in a hospital office. So not as romantic as you would like.

Yeah, so my story is that I actually saved some money because I got a family heirloom engagement ring from her side of the family because she's the oldest daughter. So I was able to get that off the grandmother, saved me a couple thousand dollars there. So I'm holding on to this family heirloom and I have to propose at some point and We're going off on vacation with her family And I realized that I didn't want to be held responsible on this trip holding this on a plane and stuff

So I proposed to her in the kitchen an hour before we left to go on vacation So it wasn't super romantic or anything. It was more just more pragmatic She agreed to my proposal yeah it's been almost five months now and your mom gave me this ring and I don't want to carry it around it's a big responsibility so here you go yeah you take it through security I think it was like two months but I didn't want to leave it at the house while we're gone for a week in place yeah it gets robbed and I don't want to take it on the plane if it's on her finger Then I can't be blamed for it if something goes missing. So sure I was in the clear

Which boxes did she check did we looking like it has a hobby brown hair over five four like what we looking for Um, I would say that is just like family oriented was looking like seriously at having kids and you know Proceeding in life in a more traditional sense I would say okay live their life in a way that made them seem like they were serious and doing that as their next step Yeah, that's a good priorities. You know you started on only fans. Hell. Yeah The opposite of that Hell yeah. The opposite of that. That's like the forbidden fruit for a YouTuber, the OnlyFans girl.

Oh my god, of course. They probably get in trouble from that a lot, do they? Not in trouble, but like scandals? Like, oh this YouTuber is cheating on his wife with, you know, MinxyFox666 or something? MinxyFox keeps her mouth shut because she's getting that cheddar. Oh, okay. I would say that that's part of it is getting cancelled But then the other part is just you know if you're a sex worker It's probably a little bit more difficult to have a relationship with you when you know your body's on that

Yeah, probably definitely more difficult to have a relationship You're not going towards not I know I know judgment passed, but it's not my cup of tea. So But you do what you want to do it's all a little poco I Think that's right. I don't know Spanish But that's really good. It seems like you you found someone who's right for you So you're gonna be going for kids rapidly then. Yeah, I would say I'm just letting them, if whatever God intends happens.

How many kids did you want? Do you want that? On one of the first dates when I talked to her, I asked her that question of how many kids she wanted, and she said up to 10. I don't think we're going to do that. On her first date, this is a icebreaker. Maybe like 15 dates in at that point.

I've been looking for breeding stock. You're the 30th chick I've talked to so far. How many kids can you produce? Well, I don't know. 10. Better than she is 10 than one if you're looking for like a big time family. Yeah. She's more amenable to it

I mean if those are two options, I suppose I don't know I'd rather have one to ten you crazy Yeah, but like one kid What if yeah, yeah, there's a lot of ten appers Kiddnappers murderers bad bad people out there What if your one kid gets swept up by a lot of MS13? What if the doc sweeps your kid up under his rug? What if Dr. Disrespect gets his fucking claws in my child and I've only invested in the one? That's 100% of my offspring. Now I have 10 kids. I've forgotten some of their names. It's going to work out okay. Some of them are going to be good.

No, you do it like Tolkien. Like Billy and Willie and Gilly and Millie They all rhyme you just have to give them the standard the right didn't like George Foreman name his kids like George Foreman George Oh, sorry. Yeah, you know their daddy was he didn't know he didn't know his great point of shame and for him in his life He never knew his father's name. Is that His reason I heard him give a different reason I think he says that as like a tongue-in-cheek joke, but also a little bit of truth. But I've heard him say that. Mine is also a joke. I heard him say that he names his kids George Foreman because that is the best name and he wouldn't want to give any of

his kids something other than the best name. That's definitely the joke. That's a hype man boxer response. And buy a grill. Buy a grill for all your kids. I don't know. Maybe it was for like social security fraud. Any number of things it could be. Oh, that for sure. Like, I've thought about that so many times.

Like, if you've got a relative with the exact same name, which is very common, you could do all sorts of fraudulent stuff with. I mean, I haven't put a lot of thought into it, but I'm sure you could with like titles and deeds and maybe insurance and stuff like that. Certainly social security, like you could show up to collect those checks. Yep, I'm Bill. What is the most common kind of social security fraud? Is it just pretending to be someone else?

Pretending they're still alive after they're dead and collecting the check pretending that you're your father or something yeah your dad passes away and you just keep filing his paperwork and accepting the checks or whatever oh that seems really easy yeah the person's not gonna call you out for it so yeah but at some point so here's what happened I wanted this't know if I would have wanted this, uh, this pensioner. I don't recall the country, but they can't, they were like, oh my God, you see this Mustafa here just broke the record. He's 112. Let's go give him like a fucking fruit basket and show up with CNN. And they show up and stop us with dead for like 20 fucking years. His son's collecting the checks. Now he's going to jail instead of getting a fruit basket and a CNN special

20 20 good years. What was he thinking? He's like, yeah, they'll believe Yeah 115. Yeah, I wouldn't be that ballsy like after a hundred I'd be like you pass away at a hundred years old and then you the thing is people get used to the money It's like, you know people get a cheat out of casino, but they can't help themselves, but keep on going back. Exactly. They eventually get caught. Like lying, defrauding on behalf of 112 year old.

Like that's so ballsy. That's so retarded. You got, you would think it's automated. 112 year old is like,, that's a news story. Hey, we have a local 112 year old. Let's see what he remembers about, I don't know, the Indians. You can't do that. No, I'd steal from like 80 to 90. That'd be the good range. Yeah. And I wonder, like, there'd be lots of ways to take advantage of that. But you got to know when to cut your losses. Although I get the point or I get hit the sentiment.

I suppose he was thinking like, dude, if there's no way there's like a person at the fucking Social Security office who's like checking millions of. Wait a minute. This person seems suspiciously old. All of the people in your file are suspiciously old They're collecting Social Security. So I don't know. I don't know about that one. It's it's crazy They caught on to it. They only caught on to him because it was not it wasn't the US I'm almost positive

It was like France or India or someplace where it was a really big deal or that he was that old But yeah, don't don't don't do that kids. Don't that's a broad with your dead parents Hey, that's a pretty big deal here. Like I don't feel like we get a lot of what are they super centenarians? Seems like Japan is always I would want to get is that what it is. Is it a centurion? That's cool No, a century is like a Roman soldier a centenarian is someone because they were a hundred in each unit Is that it's a unit of a hundred right centurions Probably Taylor Show worse and I would just chalk it up to his extraordinary vocabulary that I'm gonna start doing it

Whole cloth making shit up. Yes, but we like we're I bet if I look it up right now There's not even an American on there. Oh, there might be. Of course there is. Of course there are. Like, yes, really. We no matter what they say about our health care system, people fly here to use our doctors and hospitals and techniques. I worry, though, that a lot of people at the top of the list are fraudsters. You know, 139 year old Indians. Can't track that. That stealing valor, huh?

Honestly, it seems like the people in charge of the oldest people alive list are like doing more due diligence and like uncovering than entire swaths of actual like journalists. Like you'll find multiple stories of people who are like, oh, Hirohoto Mayotuki had been collecting money for 40 years until it came out that it was his son who was taking it. And then he was jailed because they don't play that shit about old people in Japan. And you're right, there's some lady named Elizabeth Francis from the US and she's in the top five.

Says she's 115 in 49 days. That's on the Woody of the woody thing where I'm like, you know, someone better, is there a birth certificate? Is there a real one? Right, did she assume her mom's identity? Yeah, because that happened. At some point, if I'm trying to estimate someone's age

just by looking at them, I don't know 115 from 100. Yeah, I don't either. It really depends on the person because I watch a lot of those YouTube shorts of World War two vets talking about I was on D-Day Beach and the machine guns and this and that but I was 510 back then and I'm like, how tall are you now? Like how much did you shrink like he he has shrunk so much he mentions it. I was 510 back then you see 120 pounds and in Germans they couldn't hit a stick man. I tell you that Sideways, then he started crying and said it was a miracle and stuff But I'm thinking like man, he looks so old to me and I think he's only 90, you know He's like 90 95 or something, but he looks ancient my god 115

These are all ladies, too. Yeah, they live longer. Yeah, no dudes on the top 50. It's a damn shame sexism incarnate I know it's a big thing with dogs like whenever you see a 35 year old canine It's like everyone questions it but there's no proof of when they were actually born But now that dogs are kind of getting up in age that had the microchips put in them and like the early 2000s We're going to actually start seeing what the actual age range of dogs are and you know If these people that have 32 year old animals were just lying about it this entire time, I wouldn't be surprised at all if that just went away in the same way that you have faced UFO sightings disappeared with cell phones.

Now that all of us have cameras in our pockets, no one sees UFOs in the woods. Yeah, except for the US Navy. And that's not cool. Not like not like the alien once it'll you'll see stuff and be like, yeah, that's probably some some military thing But like what about those lights over um in the southwest back and you know, not that long ago Was it over phoenix like 2004 right? Yeah, that was crazy. Like there's a few where it's like, what is that? Although always weather balloons Not that one wasn't weather balloons. That was not where the balloons it's it's a or it's a formation of lights in 2004

hovering over the city Do you think maybe it was just like some early drone technology though that they just couldn't admit to back in the day So I hundred percent did that I you've seen what they can do when they make that I saw that panther the other day on reddit That they made with drones You know that each drone is a light and just imagine it as a three dimensional pixel now that they can create these moving forms in the air. And it's incredible.

And then there's this new Chinese drone technology, some sort of electric ion propulsion or something that's powered by solar. And it's like these four gram drones can stay aloft indefinitely like how long does it hover? I don't know till it wears out well are there moving parts? Not really. It's like it just hovers forever. Is there a camera on it? Whatever you want on there. Well I would think weight matters like did you put a camera on it? Is there an okay? Yeah so yeah I

was just I was thinking of the military applications like if it's a four gram, it must be tiny. And if there's a camera on it, that thing could barely be detected or noticed smaller than a dove. Isn't it kind of lame that we've like it's now I think very clear that there will be no step in human warfare where there's like armored just like jet packs with steel plates and cool like warhammer looking soldiers like we're skipping straight to drones. Yeah, I think it's almost weird that there's still people in the planes like if people are I'm sure there's some creative decision making that the pilots make but also

the planes only pull so many G's because of the people in there. The planes have to be so large and have to do so much to accommodate like keeping humans alive when it's whatever negative 10 degrees out there and there's no oxygen. If you remove all that life support stuff and space and weight that we need to have pilots in there, planes can do badass stuff. But you got to send a signal to them. You've just got a guy on board doing stuff, right? But he's making decisions right now with zero lag. Really good point. And he's got the best information possible. You know, then you wonder if like, how much cheaper would it be like if the if the deluxe version has a person in it and it costs 35 million, but I can have 10 drones at 3 million. I think

they've got some sort of AI like playing and they dogfight with people and I don't think the AI does so hot. I'm sure the US government just gives out trillion dollar contracts to companies and then they say, oh, well, we'll make this and then 10 years later, they're just like, oh, well, we need actually five million more dollars each month to keep this. I think that's what happens a lot of the time. I think you're right. There was like a whole documentary a while back, like tracking some

of these like predatory military contractors. And they'll be like, Oh, I'm Senator Joe's cousin. I can totally, totally design Humvee doors that are this bulletproof. And then they're like, Okay, here's your little government grant, little government contract. And then five years later, they're like, Ah, forgot to make the doors. Oh, no. Well, here's a stock door with a neat sticker on it. And then they're like, oh, well, I guess it didn't work. Keep the money. We'll find someone else. I had a friend who wrote something for one of the American three letter agencies. I don't want to pretend I know which. And it was this, it was for spies to exchange information with their phones and the way it worked is

you open the app. You walked into like Starbucks or something and then someone one of the people that's already in there also has it. It brings it. It puts the information on your phone and you leave. You don't even know who gave it to you. That's just how it went down and uh he made like 120 grand for was a pretty simple iphone app that's pretty cool good for oh my god you gotta you gotta what i mean that's a lot of money i bet it was easy for him to write the thing but it's one of those it's like it's like it's like i don't know it's like

doing some work for the lannisters and they pay you 500 and it's like yeah that's the going rate yeah but they're the lannisters they really should have paid me like 5 000 you know like like so the next so that's so i'd only work for them so i wouldn't be out looking for more work after this you know what i mean keep me close and it's not even necessarily fair at all it's but it's like if i if i mowed elon musk's yard or like bill gates yard and they were like you did a wonderful job. What was the agreed upon rate? $85. I'd be like, you piece of shit. Even if it was like not even a big, he's like, hold on. I have to walk into my vault and grab my petty cash.

You don't mind. I saw comedians talk about getting free food at restaurants and you're not getting any cash. they're like, yeah, so now, instead of paying $60 for my meal, I have to tip $300 because I'm being treated like some sort of celebrity and it cost me even more. And they're like, yeah, it's not a good deal that you think it is. That's true. That's how Patrizio O'Neil died. Just being fed to death at comedy clubs. That's not how I died. It was a series of a cascade rather of poor choices eating habits and lifestyle decisions

You think so? Also genetics. Can't be that. You know Yeah, he was fighting an uphill battle as a as a chunky black man in the entertainment industry It's it's just not gonna go well for you. Yeah, he was he passed chunky. They're like mayflies The the fat black comedians the fat black comedians they're like they're like mayflies you get like one special and that's it and they're legends okay okay okay Tristan O'Neill would have been more of a legend he just Charlie Murphy Charlie Murphy he wasn't that old either yeah I like 55 I mean like black men in general have like a few more things wrong with them that us whiteies don't have to cope with it

Seems I feel like they've got like more heart diseases. Obviously they got the sickle cell I wonder how much of that is cultural versus genetic like the sickle cells and genetic thing but like Culturally when I think of like traditional black food, it's not the healthiest southern fried chicken. Yeah The heart disease stuff that's got to be cultural cuz like that would like go in line with higher obesity rates in that community With higher heart disease like not it's a genetic thing, right? It's also the lower income stuff to like like yeah living in I hear them talk about purple drink it's like whoa bro come on you don't got no welch is great what i've never liked grape or i've never been a fan of the fruit flavored sodas as much as a kid i would drink them if they were around but orange and

grape like give me a coke black cherry ibc would like to have a word with you you ever had peach okay i might be the ibc part of that makes you correct. The IBC. No, I like that peach soda. Peach knee high. It's peach colored and it's delicious. It's so sweet you gotta put on ice. It's like, it's like, naughty. It sounds like I'd like it. All right, I see you're being healthy just drinking water and Chiz mentioned to me that you're on your own getting absolutely shredded mission right now. How's that going? You're looking fit. I don't have a before picture, but you're looking good. Yeah. Well, I mean, probably six years ago, I was pretty much obese. And then I started

obsessively going to the gym and calorie counting. And I lost 50 pounds and probably put on like 20 pounds of muscle, I would say. Nice. But, you know, just making sure I had my protein take correct and, you know, counting it to make sure I'm in a deficit. And But you know, just making sure I had my protein intake correct and you know, counting it to make sure I'm in a deficit and you know, it's wild how everybody like during COVID use it as an excuse to get fat. When I got out of COVID like I was in the best shape of my life because there was no temptation. Like I was cooking all my own meals. I'm not going to agree. That's exactly how what I did as well. I was like

like during COVID. It was like y'all are sitting around eating all day. It's like this is perfect. Like the gym is dead. You can go in there and it was a perfect opportunity. Yeah. Nice. Thanks for back. I was pretty dry on that. Yeah. Like the laborers tan. I like that. If Zach could show the before picture as well. I think that that exactly show the before picture as well I think that that was that was the before if your wife gets pregnant take a peek pic because no one gets more shredded while their wife is having ice cream at 1am yeah yeah that's actually pretty good advice I've been trying to like lose the weight again because I've from there I've put on probably like 15 pounds From where I was no, that's not the before that's before and after this. I mean, that's a little too much before

Maybe I could send a link to him Like there was this meme that went around that like screenshot of me when I looked my worst when I was at My heaviest and it said like I look like the fat version of Mark Zuckerberg or something and then rounds like on the front page or read it like every two months and on like Instagram pages and People would send it to me and I just like look terrible in the picture and that like was out of spite to them I I started the weight loss journey. No, that's too early. You don't got that. You're going to the man's childhood. Me in sixth grade? Dude, who would send you

the pictures? They didn't even know that it was, they just thought it was funny. They didn't know it affected me poorly. But yeah, let me see if I could find it for that. I had like paramotor friends who would send me the meanest things people on Reddit said about me. And I'm like, you're not even a friend like you're working as a proxy to the people who hate me more than anything. This is the worst. Why would you share this with me?

I did it took a little while at first. I was like dude, stop it. Stop it. Stop it. He thought it was funny and like a quick laugh and at some point I was like, dude, stop it. Stop it. Stop it. He thought it was funny. And like a quick laugh. And at some point I was like, I seriously will terminate our friendship. Like, how about this? How about we, I got some photos of you. We're going to laugh at them on my podcast this week. And then next week, I'm going to send you, I'm going to get everyone to record a quick little clip of what they think of you sending them to you. Like, fuck you.

Dude, I did get a is this is years ago now. But there was a trend for a while with our fans. They would they would Photoshop my eyes just wider apart enough to make me look like just a ghoulish fish freak. But it wasn't so far apart that it was like this is obviously Photoshopped. And so it was like I just was the ugliest, fattest, worst version of myself online and people would be like, looking good and tweet that picture at me. And I'd be like, oh man, is that one photo? I can't be that ugly.

Did it hurt you or did you think it was funny the whole time? I mostly thought it was funny. And it was like, if it was a motivating thing, it was just like, well, you're the one who's fat enough at this point that like this is just an easy layup for them so like get it together squeeze your eyes closer together freak i never saw the eye thing as fat adjacent i don't know where i think it's hilarious if you ask me like it's it's the i think it's hilarious because i remember they used to make them further and further apart was like the gag And I like gags like that. I see people do that on Wikipedia. They're like

50th day of making Nigeria just a little bit bigger than it's supposed to be. Oh, yeah ones noticed Yeah, they did another one where like at one point on the stream years ago Someone was like your heads enormous hold up a dollar for scale And I held up a dollar and then like over time, they slowly Photoshopped the dollar smaller and smaller to where it looked like I was holding this tiny little dollar, this massive head with eyes so far apart. André the giant holding a beer can, you're like, are we sure that's a normal beer can?

Yeah, yeah, that was kind of funny. I always have the idea of like a business that was just gas lighting project products, like you get a set of chairs and each one's just slightly smaller than the previous ones. You could like put it in your corner and then like just mess with your wife by it like decreases by a centimeter each time. There's like 10 of them. Not a storage for these pranks. Maybe the

thought of one, this would be fucking diabolical measuring cups that were the wrong measurement Imagine gifting someone like a kitchen set and like yeah, yeah, it's it's it's a it from from tea from quarter teaspoon to three cups You've got the full thing now. Here you go. It was four hundred dollars No, I'm so appreciative. And all the measurements are all fine, like enough that it ruins every recipe. That's hilarious. They have to be off by different amounts. You couldn't like make everything 0.1 smaller.

Right, right, because ratios would still work. Yeah, the ratios would still work. So everything has to be wacky and wonky. Like that does not look like two cups, but okay. These spoons and tablespoons are the same size all right that's an old chef's trick they want to make it harder than it has to be it's all just one spoon dude i so i don't cook which means that the abbreviation for teaspoon and tablespoon are still a little uncertain for me like well it's just and tip it's and so the woman the B is the tablespoon I know

but so if you they're next to each other it's completely obvious right but if you see T teaspoon in isolation to a non chef looks like tablespoon too Yeah, I was waiting for the penis thing. I'm here for this. Dozens of people agree with me. What? Yeah, I got the teaspoons of tablespoons. Fucking master. You can some people refer to me as the Gordon Ramsay of Georgia. I can I look at that. People are saying that, you know, people are saying any spoon. I'll tell you what kind of is this. This is nickel. He told me any spoon. I'll tell you what kind is

That's a good spoon No, so you're gonna have all these kids have you done any like genetic testing to see if you're you know, your sperm is good No, I think that that comes if it's difficult Maybe we'll I assume genetic testing was part of the dating process though. You brought a syringe. I wasn't that autistic with it. Thought you might have been it sounded like we were heading that way. I wouldn't mind that though. Like look if I'm if I'm about to like I don't want children. I very much do not but but if that was the mindset I was in I'm autistic enough

to get us both tested and make sure that we're genetically compatible And we're not gonna make any weird babies or like it's like oh, I've got the the thing that causes heart failure and But you do too. So it's like two-thirds chance And this is You need to go to China you didn't want to be on the deed. Remember the Max's. Yeah, I got a Gattaca.

Yeah. Yeah, go get some crisper babies or something and have them genetically optimized. Well, doesn't like Greenland or Iceland have an app that's like sponsored by the government for dating to make sure that you're not like second cousins with people because there's just so few people on the on the island. Yes, they do Apparently accidental incest is a major concern there. So they do have that app. I remember reading about that That's a good app to have we could use that in the south. I promise Look around you could tell but I don't think it's accidental See the problem the problem is if they gave us that app we'd use it as a dating app We'd be finding people using it.

It's actually interesting. Has someone done this where it's like a 23andMe test and then you plug it into a dating app and then you're looking at other people's? It'd probably just be an extremely racist platform if done. I didn't look at it like that. Yeah. I've always thought it's weird that you couldn't, and maybe I don't remember remember exactly but it seemed like you couldn't like uncheck Races of people that you didn't want to see on your on your tinder profile Yeah I also believe you like you weren't able to check against like having seen trans people on the profile and I think women aren't Able to like choose height on there like there's a lot of things that you're not able to select against I believe on tinder

Yeah, wait, didn't they used to be able to choose about height? I know like OkCupid you could I believe. But like because OkCupid had those like notorious studies that they then removed off their website showing that guys that were like five foot nine got like 2% of the matches or something like that. Yeah, that incels always sort of like sourcing and then at that point they like removed them. But yeah, I think Tinder like they kind of leave a lot of that stuff off. I think, I think it's just favoring it. So men could go on there and get the platinum account and then like actually

get results without being able to like just taken out of the running to even be seen by women. Sure. Oh, the only thing I remember from Tinder being able to like select was age range. I don't remember anything about like fat or Race or like there wasn't it. It was just the age slider unless I'm yeah I think it was just race and sex that you were trying to select I think those are the only two choices then everything else you just have to yeah, but oh, there's the race one on

My area of expertise, but I've read that like if a lot of people select you, then that makes you get shown to more people like your prime. Okay. Yeah. So if you're like a person that's getting a lot more swipes, they're going to automatically send you to other people that are getting a lot of swipes on them. So if you're a more attractive, tall man, you're going to get more, uh, more messages sent to the attractive, taller women. It was like that with girls too.

You would be swiping and it would be like a three dozen goblin parade. And then there would be just the most stunning woman. And it's like, okay, well this is an Indian guy lying. That's what this account is. Swipe, you get this one out of here too. I don't know if I can handle the reality check that is real dating. Like, you know, like I go on Tinder and within six weeks it's just a goblin parade. Like, I guess I know. No, we'd get your

profile. We'd make you a profile. We'd be like, we'd be like, we'd be flexing your wealth, but in like a, like a sort of a downplayed kind of way. Like just having fun and mountain. Just, just, we want to flex your strong suits, right? Which is like your body and your money, right? So we're going to have you like doing something expensive in a cool place, shirtless. We have like three or four pics of that for sure. This is me at my mansion.

Ah, just landing in my airfield behind my mansion. No big deal. Don't show that. Another picture. We could have him in like a leather chair in a study. Suede, elbowed, no jacket. And should I take the sword and shield off the wall? Yes, 100 percent. You don't want the true re-up.

I love it. But they want it. I want a picture of him with a towel wrapped around his waist in his ridiculous bathroom, all steamy though. Lots of steam in the air. That'd be a good picture. Oh, a mirror pic showing the mirrors have radiators built into them. Is that cool? Yeah, let them know. Yeah The radiator in my mirrors on the fritz again

I'm gonna take to the skies and put this behind me. I Think you do swell in and cuz yeah, there's a lot of a lot of ladies out there that have you know they like older gentlemen and they like private planes, which we're going to pretend like you have. Right. I just be upfront. Gold diggers welcome. I would.

Oh yeah. I protect the money. I just. Generous gentlemen looking for lovely ladies. Like that's all you need to say. You'd be solid say you'd be solid you'd be solid I think I think so anyway I I'd want I'd want Papa Woody is my sugar daddy wouldn't you Taylor 100% you know he's not gonna yeah he's

good guy you know he's not gonna do you wrong you know like even if you do have some sort of seedy kind of relationship with him like won't in poorly yeah I mean it's just casual dating. You can just take off. It's up at business at PKA. That's what he's looking for. I was looking at your channel earlier today, Art, and you know, looking through like every time we have someone on that does your kind of content, like Turkey Tom, we talked to him.

I'm sure you guys are adjacent, you probably know each other. I first met him when he made a video called, Why I Hate the Gamer from Mars, when he was 14 years old. And now you overcome that. No, and then, no, after that, I hired him to work for me, writing and editing for me when he was 16. Then eventually he blew me out of the water and he has more subscribers than me. He's rocking and rolling now.

Oh, okay. But you guys are on good terms now. Oh, absolutely. He was at my wedding. Oh, okay. Yeah, I like Tom. He's a cool guy. I asked him what was the most fucked up thing he's investigated.

I think I might know the answer before I ask you based on the videos I poked around. What's the most upsetting? Disgusting person you've ever done a Was a on I mean I filmed in person with Chris Chan prior to the the arrest So as I'm working on like a giant five-hour long Chris Chan documentary I don't know how to end it like and then the the news came out that fateful day and My team friends associate of mr beast in my

no this is a different guy that's chris from mr bc chris chan sonichu uh you be careful with that medallion it'll curse you i well i just met with chris chan again a couple of months ago for a follow-up documentary and he pardon my fashioners and she gave me a custom chris chan a sonichu medallion with like a special eye on the back of it So I have a morning. I Don't know anything about Christian Chris. Chan is the person who got arrested for supposedly raping his own mother Chris Chan is that there's a there's a great police activity video. I always steer you guys

Yeah, fully of Chris Chan. It was very funny funny I watched that one and and the cops are in his it's a trans person But it's like very clearly like a masculine trans person But you got some kind of sonic sonic chew and she keeps talking about invisible people who aren't in the room who? She's married to like characters. It's like she's like I don't remember what they were but she's like, oh, yeah I'm married to like characters. It's like she's like, I don't remember what they were, but she's like, oh yeah, I'm married to like Knuckles and fucking tails and they're here in the charmander. Yeah, can you feel the charmander chris chan saying these things? Yeah To the cops the cops in cuffs on a bed in their own motel They're confirming the warrant and she's just like did you feel that the cops like what my husband knuckles just slapped you

He's like no, I didn't feel that hit him harder baby and this is you know obviously there's an invisible person there but outside fans have started to gather and they're yelling like free chris chan yeah that's even ralph film that is that chris chan there that's chris chan chris chan grew up as a boy Chris Chan so the the story behind Chris Chan is that he was born in the 80s he was originally named Christopher but when he was 10 years old an amount an animatronic bear at the mall called him Christian instead of Christopher so he started referring to himself as Christian and his parents were very religious so they thought it was like a sign from God so they legally had his name changed were very religious. So they thought it was like a sign from God.

So they legally had his name changed from Christopher to Christian because they thought it was like Jesus telling him. So from there, he lived as Christian for many years and grew up and then found the internet in like 2007 and proceeded to be the most trolled person of all time online with his own wiki having over 10,000 articles, I believe at this point and When he when he was around 35 I believe right after his father died. He transitioned to become a woman is now Christine Did the alleged sexual assault or whatever like? So this is what I wonder if okay It was alleged the charges were dropped Mainly because the courts just didn't want to deal with the situation.

And it was like a time served almost thing where she was in prison for pretty much two years and then they just let her out because she has a manager in real life that basically was able to find her housing that was not with her mother to get out of prison. So now when they said, okay, we have an apartment for to be at and a way to make money by selling medallions online, that the courts were like, fine, just as long as she long as she's living on her own, we're gonna just drop this and move on. Because the mother's like not well, right? It was mothers in the 80s. Yeah. And she's not done the best mental state. There was actually a sighting of his mother for the her mother for the first time in a while.

Chris Chan made a homemade Kamala Harris for president sign and posted it in his mother's front yard. And in the background you zoom in really close and you see her her mom like looking out one of the windows. Can you see the disappointment in her eyes despite the the the dementia? Do we know all I remember is I hate my son Is Chris Chan? Serving prison time with men or women

So that that was a big thing Tucker Carlson actually actually covered the story when it first came out because I think at some point She was in a female facility, but she was bounced around a lot and at one point she was in a mental institution before they brought her back to the county jail. So it was all over the place. From my understanding for the most part it was more of a solitary confinement sort of thing where she wasn't in the general population at any facility she was at. And when she was, it was like supervised. Someone was always there.

See, I'm a it seems I mean, you obviously know so much more about the Chris Chan lore. What was the made up? This is old Christian. Now, what was the name of his like made up sexuality? That was like he was like he defined it as he was into boyfriend free girls, boyfriend. Well, well, when he was at the community college, where it took him like four years

to get a two-year degree, I believe, he set up a sign for himself to get a girlfriend. And it had all of the listings. I mean, speaking of Tinder, this is like pre-Tinder, he was ahead of his time. It was looking for a boyfriend-free girl, must have a car, must be between like 18 and 21 years of age, and at the bottom it said like no blacks or something. Yeah, it's like must be white.

Then there was this woman, Mary Lee Walsh, who was working at the college as like a facility head, and she took a sign and like ripped it up. And then she, then Chris Chan made Mary Lee Walsh in soul caliber as a custom character, and then he made himself a custom character and then beat the crap out of Mary Lee Walsh in the game and that was his first ever upload to YouTube where the 4chan first found him. It's such an anomaly, such an OG lol cal. I didn't know anything about Chris Chan until Taylor introduced me to some of the well you know I don't like the the right the most awful degenerate parts of the internet like Chris Jan belongs right there next to two girls one cup and shit like that it's like a fucking O.G. nasty and and at some point you wonder how legitimate it is the original all cow yes the way you know it's real in opinion, is I don't think that Chris was putting

on a performance for those cops with body camps. You were getting real deal, like legitimate Chris Chan. That's just how he farts at one point. Oh, excuse my flatulence. And it's like, it's like so such a weird fucking thing to say. Like what do you say to that? Like, bro, just let it do the way the cops responded to like because like if you saw the clip Woody The cops are in this hotel room and they're like, alright, just so you know, you know

You are under arrest like we're gonna stay here for you and Chris is sitting there like oh, I'm just worried There's gonna be so many trolls. There's gonna be so many trolls out there The internet's gonna have a heyday gonna have a heyday with this so many trolls. There's going to be so many trolls out there. The internet's going to have a heyday. We're going to have a heyday with this. So many trolls. And the cops are clearly like, oh really? That's so fascinating. Keep telling me about your made up reality of nonsense. And then as they're parading him out to go get arrested, now before that, dozens of people are yelling like, Chris, Chris, Chris Chan. Yelling from a parking lot. This hasn't even been announced yet. It's just people who track what Chris Chan yelling from a parking lot. Like this hasn't even been announced yet. It's just people who track what Chris Chan's doing.

And the cops are like on body cam being like, he wasn't lying. This is the wildest thing I've ever, I've never been on a call like this. He was, he's a real internet creator. Like really? Very funny. It's really gross.

Like the story was that he was sexually abusing his dementia ridden Mother and it's like that's like the worst thing you can do Worst in pedophilia if you ask me like that's horrific The one thing that should be stated about the claim that he did that was there was a troll named Isabella Loretta Jenky that her end goal was to have Chris commit suicide so she was the claim Chris makes is that he never did anything or she never saw it. I've missed the misgender. She never did anything. It gets very confusing. She never did anything, but she coerced him

into saying those things. So I don't know what the truth is, but that know, that's his defense of it's not real. He says, well, this is a person that believes in entities that are invisible. And and they're also he was explaining art what it sounded like he was explaining was some sort of a multiverse. Yeah, that he so the explanation of the multiverse is Chris Chan. His parents were very dysfunctional growing up. So he obsessed over just cartoons like Pokemon and playing song the hedgehog and that was like almost his reality. I'm kind of giving my philosophy and opinion.

No, no, I appreciate that because we were not insane. Yeah. So this is my angle like not even other people might say this but this is what I learned or at least my summary. So he just when his parents were messed up around him, he just fixated in on the cartoons and obsessed over making his own characters and stuff. And as he grew older, he just kept on doing it and kept on making his own comics with Sonichu and all these characters and watching Family Guy and just there's this amalgamation of all the things he liked in in his as his

escapism and then at a certain point around Like eight years ago I would say there was this group of trolls called the idea that guys that convinced Chris Chan That quickville the town that Sonichu lived in was like a real place and there's actually another dimension so now he believes that like he's the reincarnation of Jesus and like at some point the dimensions are going to merge together and he's going to be the next coming of Christ and the owner of Kiwi Farms is Judas. The merging of the universes is what he was trying to explain to these

cops who are hauling him off in handcuffs by the way. And I don't mean to misgender the person but it's like it's confusing especially when you're jumping on the timeline too but but also because the person is like I think probably a troll and mentally ill so like I don't I don't know if this is a legitimate transsexual person I think it might just be a wackadoo but anyway that he Chris was explaining that all of your favorite characters, like I like Sonichu, and they're like, what the fuck is Sonichu? It's like I took Sonic and Pikachu and I melded them into one in my mind, and now it's real. And then Sonichu and whatever you like, the Terminator, all of those fictional things have their own real universes, he believes, and they're going to merge and so and Coexist so we will exist alongside Sonic and the hedgehog

We will exist alongside Pikachu and will exist alongside Sonichu all three will be there simultaneously without like a Terrence Howard style theory Terrence Howard makes way more. Oh, he seems like a Rhodes scholar compared to Christian. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's just a Whackadoo as you put it, like just absolutely loony. It's it's pretty sad though, because the earliest time you could see him talking about another dimension, I mean, quickville being being a real place is

when his dog, Patty died when he was like I don't know 25 and the dog was like 17 18 years old And like in his writings about his dog's death He like basically says like see you on the other side in quickville And then he incorporated patty into the sonichu comics going forward where he jumps over there and like Patty's still alive So it's just like a coping mechanism all around. That's just been corrupted by trolls who have taken advantage of it to get it

to the point it's at today. Yeah, he'd probably just have ended up being a weirdo on his own somewhere, but you know, the internet is a rough place when you behave that way and are that open with it. It was the right person at the right place in the right time to cause Chris Chan to be like who he was. I would say that the biggest thing that makes a LOL cow notable is that they're extremely gullible, but they're actually pretty competent as well.

Because if you're just making fun of him messing with like a fully mentally incompetent person, like they probably won't even have the ability to use the Internet. But also if a person is too smart, they're not going to fall for the trolls. You need someone like Chris Chan who's actually, you know, when he was in high school, he was designing websites and making comics and making Pokemon cards for himself. It was actually like pretty impressive. But at a certain point, he just like kind of stopped like growing with his art and his abilities. And, you know, he desperately wanted a girlfriend and he kind of fed into the fantasies of these trolls online who said that they were dating him and he just went along with it.

Yeah, what's he doing now? Is he making content that people want medallions? Yes. So yeah, he's making the medallions making custom art pieces a lot of them sell for like hundreds of dollars if you make something interesting. So Chris Chan has a manager who does everything for him in terms of like shipping things out and making sure she gets the work done on time and yet that pays the bills and pays for the apartment and stuff like that. And she lives a fairly comfortable life when I went down to visit her.

And also I would say that she is a lot more mentally with it than she was five years ago When I first met her before covid before I went down So she told me she wasn't like on any medicine or anything But I think she talked to a therapist and I got to look at that medallion once more because I didn't know they existed So this is not the real I could go and get the real medallion. It's my other closet This is like a reproduction one that you can buy just the one in the closet cannot be that funny That's hilarious. You want me to go get the other one get the real one get the original curse I mean that one looked like a child made it. Oh

Dude, oh That's the original something that's funny about Chris Chan is you'll see like the art style and drawings from like literally 20 years ago And then ones from now No progression in literally 20 years ago and then once from now, no progression in school. No progression, it's the exact same sample of art to 20 years later. Very funny.

Now that would be a funny way to troll, because sometimes I see on Reddit, they'll be like, this was me, this is me drawing a horse when I was in eighth grade. This is me drawing a horse today. And it's like, holy shit, you're photo realistic these days, bro. This is art. OK, I got the real one here.

It'd be funny, dude. This is Chris Jans like drawing it from the eighth grade. This is today, 20 years later. Today? It's 20, 20 years later. It's worse. It's more childlike. So this is the custom one that I got.

This is a real one. It's not like a print of it. So and then on the other side, you have this. The custom one that I got. This is a real one. It's not like a print of it. So and then on the other side, you have the autograph. And then you have like this ball eye thing. Jesus Christ. It's like built in. What does it say on the back? It's just Jesus Christ Chan, Sonichu.

So it's an autograph from Jesus. He's signing himself as Jesus Christ Chan now. Jesus Christ. I think it's like Jesus Christ- He's signing himself as Jesus Christ Chan now. Jesus Christ. I think it's like Jesus Christ Chan or something along those lines. It's the long title. Well, that's fucking- Believing you're Jesus is one of the final steps

in being crazy. Taylor, can I point out a little bit of hypocrisy here? We click, along the way, we're like, he thinks he's Jesus? Like, that's insane. He thinks that Son thinks he's Jesus like that's insane He thinks that sonnachi is real. That's insane. He thinks he's a woman Okay. Well that might be completely legitimate that might be the thing where he's just cogent and he's thinking straight and we shouldn't question that one bit Really a real thing. Yeah, so I will say that the signs of the

Transgenderism actually date back to high school some Some of his journals and stuff he talks about like wearing like a fake bosom thing or something for like some home-ed class. So there's like some early things hints at it and over time it just kind of progressed until after his father who was very conservative died. That's when it like just full out became the transgender angle. So the Zach wanted us to bring up and we'd be remiss not to. Can you fill us in on the

medallion curse? Who's been tagged by it so far and why you seemingly have no fear? I have not worn that medallion actually. I would neither. I wore the fake one. I do not wear the real one. Maybe I would either. I've worn the fake one. I do not wear the real one. Maybe I think I will just for like the documentary to film something. But yeah, so there's people such as Rakita law and who else I'm drawing a blank but basically the concept is every single person who has a medallion and

wears it they have a downfall. So it's kind of another angle that I'm playing up with part five of my documentary that I'm releasing kind of like three years after the first four parts is that Chris Chan isn't really getting involved in much drama anymore. But now people that are wearing the medallion and are obsessed with Chris Chan are now seeing themselves getting a downfall and getting destroyed if they put it on So that would look so much better than yours. Well, they all look the same to me. Am I crazy? There's a lot of variety in there. They're slightly different. Yeah, there's The mouth this looks like the hamburger art to this this one to me looks like the hamburger helper glove

Well, here's the two the thing about the chris chan medallions is they're all homemade by chris chan So they all look a little different. Um, there's this guy named gino samuel who has the most known, uh chris chan documentary That's like 100 hours long. It's just like every single tweet he's ever said is in it and Telling me we haven't seen this one already. No, they're all a little bit different. Each of them is clearly different. Can you really not tell the difference? I'll hold both of them up.

They're 98% the same. I mean, they are. Yeah, but they're all noticeably different. How do you get past captions? It's a challenge. So this one's the official one from the Etsy store that's like a reproduction. And this is a custom one that Chris Chan made just for me. Night and day. This you joke

this thing is probably worth over $1,000. If I put it up on eBay right now, like really would pay that. Yeah. So that's the thing that I've kind of been intrigued by is what is the value of Chris Chan artwork? If a first if the original copy of Sonichu episode one went for sale, how much would it sell for on the open market? I think there's a possibility someone spends $100,000 on it. Arts worth what someone's willing to pay. Is Chris Chan the kind of like weird person from the internet that you think could get away with like selling bath water? Bring that picture back up. There was

a mouse pad at the top and I want to make sure I was seeing that correctly. What the fuck is that? What's like being sold there? It was Etsy right? I right I assume yeah, yeah exactly what I thought it was. Yep. That's exactly what I thought it was Yep, I like that one of those I need that that's gonna help me for a tar cob. I'll give the click on the meds better Yeah, I've never read through the Chris Chan comics but like I've watched enough of the videos on him to have a gist of all of his nonsense But like like you said the the meme video series is I don't recall who you said made it But like it's literally a hundred parts Yeah, Gino Samuel made his and his was before mine and my original concept of why I reached out for Chris is like Most people are not going to watch 100 hour long documentary. So let me make a more concise one with like in person footage of me like meeting the legend in real life. But the thing with the Gino Samuel, which is interesting

is that he started selling his own reproduction medallions of Sonichu and like Chris Chan's pissed off about it. Of course, it's his his character and like people are going to convention centers like for comic cons and they have chris chan sonichu booths where they're selling bootleg sonichu merchandise which is funny because one of the original trolls back in 2008 was them claiming that this british guy was selling bootleg sonichu merchandise in europe without his permission and ch And Chris Chan went berserk on it. And it like you step forward 15 years in the future and people are actually doing just that it's not a troll. There's actually value on this and people pay for it.

Didn't he also? I don't remember the full story, but it was like 10, 15 years ago. He became enraged by Nintendo or whoever owns Sonic Sonic like changing the color of his outfit And so he like went to a GameStop and like threw a tantrum like coloring the color he liked on the cover of the boxes Yeah, so I would say that was around 2014 era Chris Chan was upset that Sonic One of the Sonic games I can't remember off the top of my head They changed the colors of Sonic's arms and that enraged him. And Chris Chan made a Facebook group protesting it and he ended up going to the GameStop, I believe, to recolor the arms of the little paper cutout of the new Sonic the Hedgehog.

And he then proceeded to get told to leave by the associates there. And he then, he didn't like that, so he maced them on the way out and fled. And he went, oh, here's the other part. I love watching what he did after that. He went to the mall with his mom. His mom was shopping elsewhere, his 70 year old mother at this point, and he went to the GameStop.

He goes and maces the employee, flees the mall in his car and leaves his mom stranded at the mall. Uh, based crazy. I guess everyone knows this, but me, right? But I'm like, this person literally needs to be institutionalized. I was, I had sympathy for them at first.

But now it's like this is a danger to society Again, what you gonna do color cartoon posters somewhere? Well, they might do some really on toward with his mom. We don't know We don't know and that's none of our business for all we know his mom's into that sort of thing. All right, who's judge judge Demented old woman wants that. Yeah, how do you get in the mind of a demented old woman woman Woman, you know, they're demented. I'm gonna tell you what I know. They're horny all the time. Do you think so? I'm volunteering. You're trolling at the local retirement homes. I've been volunteering. We would play a little checkers and then we would go in the back and play a different game. As he does, I'm drawing a blank, but I know there's been other violent stuff. There was another time where Chris Chan was warring with a local game room place where people were playing Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh card games, Magic the Gathering.

He was at some point kicked out and banned from the location. And Chris believed that it was under new ownership at a certain point. So him and his mother went there to see if it was new ownership. The original owner was there. He's like, Get out of here. And Chris on the way out, like hits him with his car and then flees the scene. It's this person. games up with this car vehicular. It wasn't game stuff. It was like a card trading place. So yeah, he hits the guy with his car fleas the scene. And then I believe that they ended up spending all of the inheritance money from the father after he died to like pay the legal fees with some sort of back to what could he do right that we have our answer. I didn't know he's gonna do like a vehicular assault like like like that's crazy. You hit a person with a car I see people do that online and i'm like y'all are that's a deadly weapon. You want you

You know, it is because of how cops react when a guy drives a car in their general direction Like they they they murder him they shoot him so many times in the head that he can't think anymore Did you watch the tyree kill stuff much? All right, so I I just saw clips of it. Um, it, it, here's the thing. I, I'm a hypocrite and I'm like, leave him alone. He plays ball. If it was, if it was a musician or be, yeah, yeah. One of the, one of the good ones. I'm like, leave him the fuck alone. He's driving into the stadium that was built for him. You pieces of shit. And they all they're all like chubby white dudes wearing those brown

uniforms and those silly hats or helmets or whatever. Was it justified or not? Because I didn't that stuff enrages me when it's not justified. So I didn't even watch it. Like it was there's a little I think everybody sucks here is okay, right it would say so he was going wildly fast I think I read a hundred and five and a thirty or something don't quote me on that But he was going super fast and they pulled him over for Reckless driving and when they pulled him over He wanted to keep his window kind of up. It's tinted and he's famous and he's in an attention-grabbing car I don't know my car is that well, but it's a black small call it a Ferrari

He's in a fucking supercar out there the door is in a supercar. Yeah, forgive me. I don't know my car is that well, but it's a black small. Call it a Ferrari. He's in a fucking supercar out there. The door is in a supercar. Yeah. I forgive me. I don't know my car is that well. Yeah. And, uh, but he's in this McLaren. Uh, Zach says, okay.

Okay. Yeah. So it's cool attention grabbing car and he wants to keep his window kind of up so that people aren't seeing him get pulled over and hassled by the police. Uh, and he can't do that. That's not complying. They tell him to roll the window down and they barely give him any time to comply and you know, he's not rolling it down quick enough and they're like, roll your window down. Alright, that's enough. Let's get him out. So,

they start pulling him out and then they like throw him to the ground for not complying fast and hard enough and there was a moment later where they asked him to sit down on a curb. Now you know curbs like six inches tall. If you're healthy it's no problem but he has a surgically repaired knee and he's like he's not able to get the whole sentence out but he's trying to convey I'll sit down but let me go slow or help me down because I just had surgery on this knee and the police are not having that they're like instantly forcing him to sit on the curb Two people pulled over. I think they were teammates. I'm not positive and They just wanted to sort of see what was going on

They recognized their friend being pulled over and the police had like it was another one of those like get back in the car Fuck it too late. Can't get back in the car. And it's like, whoa, there was no there wasn't even an entire second between do this and now you're not complying with what I told you to say. Now you can't leave. Right. So like Tyreek Hill could have complied better, shouldn't have rolled his window back up, stuff like that. But the cop was also a hothead who way overreacted way

too fast and gave off a vibe to me anyway that he was one of those guys who just like, unless like complete absolute boot licking submission, he wasn't happy with how things were going. He needed to fucking super duper alpha this guy. And it's like, can we all just be chill here? Like, you know, there was no deescalation from the police whatsoever. One of them was put on paid desk duty here. They called it administrative duty.

And while they look into it, that's what's up. Then get to ride his bike around anymore. I guess. He's caught a TD that day, you know, that you see the touchdown celebration. I did. He put his hands behind his back and his friends locked him up, like, dude, that's how you do it. I think that was smart. Like I think it brought a lot of attention to the situation from people who

would be on his side. Oh yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, I don't, I hate that shit. You know, I watched so many of those police videos and so many times I'm like, man, this would go a lot smoother if this cop had a better attitude. I saw one the other day where it was, yeah, both sides. You know, you never know what you're dealing with,

but you're the cop initiating some sort of like friction that we're gonna have here. Like you should start, however you start it might just be how it goes. There was a homeless man sitting in like an alcove on a sidewalk in front of a business and he has the knife in his hand. And he's been called, the cops have been called for this guy

and they're like, hey Rob, would you at least put the knife down while we talk here? And he's like, no, I don't think I will. All right, well, the reason I'm here today, and they carry on having a conversation which could have ended peacefully now They killed him a few minutes later, but that was his fault Yeah, I think I've seen that one. Although I didn't Process the whole thing late as well as you did. He had a knife in his hand. Then he said no, okay

Yeah, he was like, all right. Well, I'm gonna let you sit there with that and it wasn't like a pocket knife He's got like a Rambo not a giant Rambo knife but a fixed blade like army type knife like a That could have a lot of like useful nonviolent reasons to have that tool For sure opening cans with it He might be protecting himself with it Like if I live on the street and I have a knife like it doesn't necessarily mean I'm a predator I could And I have a knife like it doesn't necessarily mean I'm a predator I could

Worms yeah, I watched so I saw a guy steal a Lambo the other day and he's black kids sitting in this Lambo Pretending like it's his and the cops are all like I don't know man this paperwork. It's just not coming back You know and he takes off He hit something going so fast He cut trees down and they found his body Like minutes after they found the car and this in a city. It's in a city. It's like here's the car It's upside down and cut in half and smoking Where is he is he in there and they go? I can't tell if he's in there and I was cold shit

You can't tell the roof smushed flat and finally they find him He his body has been like thrown and slid down the road They have to blur the whole thing like Like they can't even show this dude shoes. I watched a lot of police chase videos. It's brutal. So I guess it's popular in the motorcycle community to run from police and a lot of them are successful at it. A lot of them aren't and I get frustrated by the bad driving that you see. I don't this is outside the police thing. It is very common for motorcyclists to hit

the horn instead of take evasive action. They feel that they're wrong. They either take the horn or they rev bomb which is to pull the clutch in and perfect. Yeah, hit the bump off the rev limiter in a loud way and I guess they're just it's like their way of yelling at people around them. And it's like, asshole, you're on a motorcycle, right? Hit the brake, not the gas. Like it take evasive action. Don't bully your way into a traffic accident.

It's not about right and wrong. It's about alive and dead at that point. So like you're out here sliding around with your skin against the wind. They're in a big metal box that's made to keep them safe. Nine times out of ten The other driver that did that to him made an innocent mistake a mistake Sure, they changed lanes without knowing you were there or whatever, but they weren't trying to hurt you and you're acting like you've been Morally wrong. No, man. Every driver makes mistakes when I see

Motorcycle police chases and it's usually with the guy dying. You know, the cops will be like, yeah, 10 56. Um, I mean, I guess you could send him a mess, but tell him to bring a bag. I watched a guy get away on a Grom. If you don't know what a Honda Grom is, the top speed is about 57. I have one and, uh, he was running from the police on this tiny little bike. It's so small like I could put my knee on it and like on the seat and standing on it and with my other foot flat. It's it's a really small bike and it only goes 57 ish miles an hour and he's running from the there's 10 cops chasing him. They're coming from all over and he got away. It was incredible.

They're coming from all over and he got away. It was incredible. He went to a residential neighborhood and the police broke off pursuit pursuit. It wasn't like he did something really clever. They just decided to let him go. I wanted to talk a little bit about chimp crazy on HBO. Okay. I don't know. If you've seen it. All right. But it's, it's all about, um, chimpanzees in America is kind of the broad topic, but they zero in on this one chimpanzee named Tonka, who is the chimp from a couple of movies that if you've seen a chimpanzee in a cute kids movie, it's that one.

And if you've ever seen a Hallmark gift card, not a gift card, Hallmark birthday card or something with a chimpanzee on it, like smiling, it's that chimp. He's a very personable, good looking chimp champ or at least he was when he was young now He looks like fucking scary like you're scared when you look at Tonka But what happened this documentary follows them in it? It's the guy who made Tiger King he of course has to hire like a Sneaky stand-in director because his name is like shit and the animal industry now

Like they're like they want they know he's going to expose whatever they're doing and they're gonna lose their animals So he sends in this other director quote unquote who has like a record for smuggling iguanas So he's easily able to like get into the the normally non permeable Cellwalled around these chimpanzee people and suddenly he's in I mean he's in like Flint they're admitting to crimes on camera to this man well he's a fellow criminal right like I love this we're all in this together right blood brothers I go down you go down and he's like yeah yeah yeah tell me more tell me so long story short they go to PETA and Alan Cumming, the actor, they're like, these chimps weren't supposed to be in these deplorable conditions, they need to go, and they sue

and sue and sue, and finally they're like, yeah, all seven chimps are leaving Missouri, and they go into Florida, I think, to like, Chimp Sanctuary, where there's a different family group on each island, and they all have have like social groups. It looked like chimp paradise. If I was a chimp, it's where I'd want to go. They're eating bananas and shit all day, just fucking and fighting and having a good old time in a beautiful place. Well, six, they show up to get the chimps. One of them's missing. It's fucking Tonka, the celebrity chimp. This crazy bitch who's like the main subject of the doc has kidnapped him it's later revealed in like the second or third episode and and she's like

what do you think I got a chimpanzee in my basement you think I got a chimpanzee in my basement you come look and then the documentary crew like goes down the steps and you hear yes she does have a chimpanzee in her basement she built a fucking cell down there and he's just living in her basement for like a year. And they are, PETA is spending like quarter mill in legal fees going after her for like, cause she's caught on like text messages and phone calls talking about getting Tonka food. And she's like, yeah, I've got another monkey named Tonka. He's a spider monkey. And they're like, huh. So

that's what you meant when you said you had to get Tonka some food. This isn't a well orchestrated lie. No, no, it is not. So then toward toward like the second or third episode, she's telling her who she thinks is the director of the documentary. She's like, you know, the doctor the other day said, maybe we should put Tonka down. So I think, I think we're just gonna do that on the second of uh of the month of next month on the you know early next month and he's like, oh Okay, and they're like she's gonna kill the chimp to get out of this legal situation because there's no chimp There's no situation And so then they spring that the next that's the end of an episode because they immediately go to the lawyer for PETA who's been kind of a main character in this

whole thing and they show him the video of this Tonka the missing chimp in this lady's basement He's been in court with he's this one for a year looking for Tonka knowing she knows because she's like yeah These are his ashes. Yeah, he died and they're like those are perfect processed Ashes that can only come from a facility They burn the body and then they run it through a machine that turns it into this very fine powder. You do that in your backyard? My husband did. Here's a sworn affidavit from him. And it's like, y'all are really digging

some federal perjury charges up out of nowhere here. It's five fucking years in jail. This doesn't seem worth it. It's just an old chimp that they're not even, you know, running it in commercials now. He's 38. He's 38. Young guy, very young, 38. Just a child, just a kid. Just a baby. Just a baby. Getting started in life, all right?

A lot of stuff. He's approaching his prime, right, Kyle? Yes, yes, his actual prime. Nothing wrong with 38. It's not near 40. Yeah, not so far from 40. Not even fucking close to Jesus Christ. What are you talking about? When they're not talking about Tonka, they sort of talk about the chimp industry at large, which really is Missouri because Missouri

has all these freedoms that the rest of us don't have these privileges that some call, some others call them freedoms, rights, if you will. And they can have, you can have any kind of fucking animal you want, Missouri. You can have a crocodile in your living room. They don't give a damn. And you can be drunk while you do it, driving, apparently. They don't care. So this one lady is breeding all the chimps in Missouri. She's selling for like 60 grand a pop to whoever fucking wants one you don't need to be like a zoologist or a primate expert you just beat me I could get one I go right now to let lady and buy one for 60 50 65 grand or something not right now cuz the doc came out but she's fucked now but they reveal that that chimpanzee who tore the woman's face off in Connecticut Travis the champ you may remember he tore her eyes out, tore her jaw off, her whole face.

They gave and her hands were basically ruined beyond use. And so they gave her a new face and new hands and the hands rejected. So she's lost her hands twice now. But her face looks somewhat real. That lady. She had a second facelift. Oh, okay. I know the first face they gave her rejected a little. I remember because I made a video about that situation and I showed her a first facelift

on the thumbnail of the video and it disturbed people so much. I had people like threatening to flag my video down if I didn't change it. Was it a facelift or face transplant? Well face transplant, you know what? I mean, it's the her face. It wasn't the lady who owned the chimp It was the lady's friend who got her face ripped off So like she like this woman was like didn't do anything wrong It wasn't even the owner just ripped the face completely off and then if you'll find a picture of it, it's it's pretty graphic Yeah, I don't know what's going on the screen though

So here's the thing that was revealed that was brand new to me anyway. That lady who owned Travis, who mistreated him or raised him in such a way that he would become mentally ill and do what he did because that's what happened like 100%. One year later, she purchased another chimpanzee. One year later, she had to do it in secret. She had to do like, another lady wanted one but couldn't afford it and she was like, I got 25 grand, you got 10? Let's get us a chimpanzee. You keep it at your place and I'll visit constantly

and basically live there and take bubble baths with your chimpanzee. And so that's what she did. Like, everybody made it seem like she's had some kind of a sexual relationship with a champ and she did like share A bed with it, but she would fuck that jam. You can't fuck a champ. She's just like, you know, I sleep with my dog We're not fucking in there. I

Know how to make a rule I make a law that's in the Bible. Yeah, he does. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Josh Hawley knows how to make a rule. I make a law. That's in the Bible. Yeah, he does. Yeah. But that was horrific to me that that lady went and purchased another champ one year later. Who's now dead as well. He died at 15 from some heart failure supposedly. But the whole doc is fucking crazy.

It's four episodes. I would say it peaks in episode two or three. Oh, is it over in four episodes? Yeah Yeah, the fourth episode is kind of Kind of like closing the book on the whole thing you get you get a bookend For the story you get to see Tonka be happy finally because eventually they rescue his ass from this crazy lady The crazy lady is like 55 with giant fake tits fake eyes fake lips She's always getting cosmetic procedures done and they choose then to do the doc footage

So they're filming her get her lips filled and so they're they're they're pumping some sort of goo into her lips And then the doctors like massaging them and making them shaping them so that they'll be the right and she's just like She's got this numbing cream all over her lips before they start doing the injections and there's blood everywhere and and her eyes are all wacky and she's like they call me the Dolly Parton of chips like no they don't. I hate to say it you're not even a big deal in Missouri. I didn't know about you until Kyle brought this documentary. Do you remember the the Drew Carey show? Who was that that that crazy fat lady with the wacky makeup on Drew Carey I can picture but I don't know that was true. Carrie and drag That would have been kinder to cast it that way but they like made that woman ugly lady of primetime TV

They need them crazy chip crazy. It's number one on HBO. It's fucking great You will if you can get if you get through the first episode you'll be hooked It reminded me so much of Tiger King in that they do a really good job in the editing department At the end of each episode. They're like, oh by the way bombshell see you next episode. You're like fuck Yeah, you will. Yeah, you will. It's three in the morning. I was I'm watching shit bands He's trying to get free. It's great. How do you recommend the alien series everyone we're up to aliens prometheus. We're almost there We skipped the alien versus predator stuff good good good good good. That was stupid. I've seen that Well, there's two good to watch you're stupid to skip stupid to watch

Yeah, yeah, definitely the correct move to i've seen one of them. I don't know which and I remember thinking it was mildly entertaining candy. It's mildly entertaining. I'll definitely go with that. I enjoyed the little I like lore. I really like backstory and they fulfilled a lot of that. They basically made up the premise and it's been somewhat retcons now that the Yautja, which is the predator race had been coming to earth And they've been bringing their own aliens with them impregnating like the Mayans or the Aztecs Whoever that their whole society was was built upon this like they had built those those pyramids for them and stuff and you would impregnate a bunch of humans and they'd have like A ritual hunt on earth and it was like a regular thing

But then if you failed the hunt they set off their self-destruct fucking fusion bomb that they have on their arm And so that explains like the apocalypse of those races. So it was like, oh cool. That's You wove it into like earth history, but I'm actually excited. There's a TV show coming on FX I think I mentioned the other day for alien and it's got a good director. So I'm pumped for that When I see a TV series I think I mentioned the other day for alien and it's got a good director. So I'm pumped for that just When I see a TV series Generally if there's a season like three four and five It probably doesn't suck if it gets canceled after one or even two It might not be a very good series

But if there's five years of this stuff, it turns out pretty well my eyes are just kind of opened with the recent aliens movie It's like Dan. There's like what are there nine aliens movies something like that can't be that there's um There's the the four og's and then there's the prometheus and covenant Um, so that's six that I can think of if you don't count avp One two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Nine if you count the Alien versus Predator. So, and then the TV series coming out and I was like, man, that's uh it's a bigger deal than I thought and I feel like I

haven't watched it and yeah, unlike Taylor when there's a major cultural movement, I figure out what it is. I could I'm a big Sigourney Weaver fan. Like I've always thought she was hot. I think she's really hot in that one scene where she's six foot tall. Damn, I didn't know that. That's cool. I always knew she towered over Bill Murray in, you know, Ghostbusters or whatever. But there's the part where she's escaping the Nostromo and she's in the escape pod. So she stripped down to her underwear to put on a spacesuit and she's just looking great. She's got a great body. You know, she wanted to be naked for that scene and Ridley Scott told her no. Really? We were supposed to see that big bush. It's a fake bush. I looked into it.

But I don't believe it. Well, then I'll do this Sigourney Weaver says it's a big bush in both films cuz she's got the bush in the second one, too I know I know she she says it's fake. So this is a real Santa denialism. You're doing to Kyle right now Just let him believe just let him believe. Oh, I made a mistake. I wish I could say it. It's real, Kyle. It's a real bush. Why would they, why would they ever do a fake bush then? Like, it doesn't take much to grow it out. Yeah. Just I feel like it provides a kind of modesty for the actress. So, she was wearing the female

equivalent of tighty whitey's. Yeah. And without that, you probably see the outline of her labia. You kind of do anyway but you put a nice like, basically padding under the underwear. And it's a little bit of modesty. Yeah, I know, I will do more research. I'm not I'm not yet swayed. You know, because research, it's like, it's like sticking out of her panties, like, like, it's like sticking out of her panties and in the second movie, when she comes out of the sleep pod.

But I thought it'd be a connoisseur like Kyle and I to see like, there's literally like six hairs sticking out of her panties and Kyle and I both know them. Blue ray. I don't want to scream that shit. I'm here. I'm here to game. So I think I like it because it seems canonical to me because they've been in hyper sleep for, I don't know. Now at me because they've been in hyper sleep for I don't know now at one point She's been in hyper sleep like 80 years like like one day, but but that's not when you see her It's when they go from wherever Earth station or whatever to the the planet to fight the aliens in the second movie I'm gonna call that a month or six months or something like that, man

I don't know how long they were in hyper sleep, but she should have a full-blown bush. It should be just why? Her hair grows in hyper sleep. Oh, yeah. Yeah, what would be the point in hypersleep, but she should have a full blown bush. It should be just why does she think her hair grows in hypersleep? Oh yeah. Yeah. What would be the point of hypersleep? But then why wouldn't their hair be six feet long? They, um, yeah, like what if you're not ceasing the aging process in hypersleep, then there's no point.

What's the point? Like there's, it's just a wildly inefficient way to spend time on the ship. Just lose a part of your life. Yeah. You wake up out of it and you're old what the fuck this is what a terrible deal yes it's true socialize with like could have done anything else on this stop the hair from growing it's it's kind of ridiculous it's cryo sleep you're frozen it's a cryo pod is what they refer so i'm really current i guess watching it lately yeah i wonder if that's gonna be possible for real someday

No, because well they they gotta like put some kind of a slurry inside of us to make ourselves Prevent ourselves from rupturing and then they gotta like bring the thing that's in you that is you back online at some point Right, and we don't really understand that Yeah, like like there'd be a lot of dead people figuring this out. And somebody smarter than me said that they can freeze you really quickly. Now, Kyle was right, there's a lot of cell damage, but let's pretend there's not, they can freeze you really quickly. But the unfreezing process, they can't do so quickly, they can't convert you from frozen to not

frozen. I mean, obviously, I'd burn you if I did it super fast. So I have to sort of slowly change the temp. And then along that way, like all sorts of damage and half life and so we can't just we can sort of snap you off, but we can't snap you back on and hope to come back. Yeah, freezing someone to death. So easy. But like, I'm doing that like, where do you even begin? Yeah, I know one of those early cryogenic freezing places for dead bodies from like the 50s and 60s at some point like it when it was in operation for like five years like the power went out and then like all the bodies just like thawed out and like the they had to come in and just take out decrepit. They should have just kept

it on the download. Who's checking. They just refreeze them I think that's also may have happened because it was like one doctor in charge of running it everyone Everyone else thought he was a quack. So he didn't get much help So he was just like desperately trying to keep these bodies frozen and they may have like unthought of it But then he plugged him back in there was a pre-medical went to hell There was a crematorium either here in Georgia or in Tennessee But I'm gonna call it 2005 somewhere around then and he was a crematorium either here in Georgia or in Tennessee, I'm going to call it 2005, somewhere around then, and he wasn't cremating the bodies because that's expensive. His crematorium was broken and fixing it was very expensive. He was just putting them out on his property, throwing them out in cars. They were everywhere. He had

put bodies everywhere and he was giving them like, he had ashes, but it's not your ashes He just go get a scoop of ashes and give it to you, you know And and it was just I just remember like the helicopters overhead and the FBI's just cadaver dogs everywhere Look because there's dozens of humans rotting on his property in shallow graves Wow, so they were at least buried You said something about being in cars. I think it's been 20 years since it happened.

I remember it being like really gross the way he disposed with him where it was like, oh, you just you just threw a tarp over that one. Like it was just like what he was feeling that day. If I remember correctly, it was fucked because you want to believe that your loved ones been taken care of. What do you always tell us? The pitiful story about cremating his dog and it's like him I just drop him in the freezer, huh? Y'all have like a sweet freezer with bows on it and flowers

Like like you didn't paint the inside is you don't have a freezer where the light stays on on the inside all the time So we so so, you know his soul does so he's not in there scared No, that's like art where you sort of lift the door and reach in for your ice cream, you know, the little strawberry shortcake ice cream on popsicle thing. That was the kind of freezer that you just put your dog in. It is a great day and you don't gently lower it into the freezer. I can barely hold it so you just clunk, you know, drop it in. Yeah, not very

ceremonious. I, I was glad it was just me. Like, you know, that was like, all right, there's emotional damage happening here. I don't need to extend this to the rest of my family. That's kind of talking about the cryogenically frozen thing. I know I've brought it up once or twice before that old baseball player Ted Williams. He I didn't realize this till now looking at his Wikipedia. Apparently he put, when I die, like cremate me and sprinkle my ashes like in the Florida Keys or some shit. And his children instead were like, no, we're going to cryogenically freeze you and spend a bunch of money to freeze you. And so they like beheaded him and then kept his head some lab in like liquid nitrogen

With like all the hair shaved off and everything and so now he's instead of being cremated He just has a frozen head and there's nothing but that what if he gets the last laugh? What if next year they're like new technology not someone fucking frozen in 2008 There's no chance. He's coming back. He lived till 2008? Do you see? I guess so. Yeah, I don't know. I picture it as like incredibly long ago, but he dated Marilyn Monroe, which is just pretty long ago. Ted William.

2002. That's when he died. Sorry. So he was frozen in 2000. I'm mixing him up. Joe DiMaggio dated. Yeah, Joe DiMaggio was probably buried or cremated in a normal way. The poor Ted Williams.

With respect. Is the only reason I know how like, is what? Walt Disney? Didn't he get like, crime? I don't think so. That was a rumor. Urban Legend. Yeah, it's like an Urban Legend type thing. Yeah, the truth behind that one is he inquired about it because he was into like, tech of the future.

So people claim that but it wasn't true you could actually go to his grave okay yeah I only know about how horrible the Ted Williams head story is where like they just mistreated his body and like lost it at times and like thought out had to refreeze it because there was an old caller to the Opie and Anthony show who would call in and say these reprehensible things and he would plug his website, TedWilliamsHead.com. I remember him saying that and Anthony on the show being like, oh, what a despicable piece of shit you are. The guy's username was Puddle of AIDS.

I still remember that. Speaking of Anthony Kumi, do you follow him on Twitter and his Twitter account? Oh, yeah. That guy has a Google alert for any time a black person commits a crime. He's going to retweet it. You can't stop him. That's all he likes to do. It's just nonstop like some two school kids fighting him. It's a black kid like beating up a white kid. He just will retweet it every time it happens and say like when will we learn? When will we learn if he says when we learn it was a mile kumi a putt mild kumi a post because He's going hard in the paint on a lot of those with the commentary. Yeah. Yeah He looks too much of the same shit like you got it. You got to remember guy

You got to remember a black person kind of I don't want to say ruined But really sidetracked his his life in a terrible kind of way. He got canceled before Cancelling was a thing lost that goddamn radio show. It was the second biggest radio show in the fucking world Lost that radio show lost that job. They painted him as like a psychopath and he's like, dude, I should restraint. What are you talking about? I could have blasted her and that made it worse. That story was always odd though, that he was like in Times Square at what one o'clock in the morning and like talking to an escort or like some streetwalker like, yeah, I think

some people add it up. They showed up and they were like, this is Obama country. They put a loose around his neck, they put bleach on it. Yeah, I think some people added up they showed up. They were like this is Obama country. They Around his neck. Yeah or bleach on it believable come I believe He wouldn't lie about that. It was also probably one-two punch because I think Patrice O'Neill died very Not too long before that was a few years before Patrice died in 2011 and then Anthony got fired in 2014. Yes I remember because it was the only thing that like made my days at Enterprise driving around or in the office a little better was like listening to Jimmy and Anthony riff and

Then that morning when I got to work and I like heard Opie and Jim being like, huh? We don't know what's going on with Anthony. I'm like, no not my one thing That's like it was such a fucking funny show. Yeah, I've been tempted to make like a giant video about Lady Di and just like the entire story. Oh, yeah, that would be a good one. Did you listen to a lot of I've listened like there was a summer when I was probably like 20 years old where the entire summer I just listened through the what was like 50 hours or something of Lady Di calls like every single one in chronological order.

And it's a wild story. And I just thought to myself, this could be condensed down to like a really solid video, but it's quite an undertaking to just condense that. And then you have to figure out visuals to go along. That would be a good one. Because she was for your benefit, Woody, Lady Di, Lady Diane, she was this off again, on again, homeless, intense, hardcore alcoholic that for some reason was obsessed with the Opie and Anthony show. And they made it clear, you stink and you're annoying and you bother us and you come in here and you're dry heaving and gagging and being nasty, like a homeless level alcoholic. Why do you like our show so much? You don't even get the jokes

we're saying. And she'd be like, oh, well, I just like you? Like you don't even get the jokes we're saying. And she'd be like, oh, well, you know, I just like you guys, we're friends. And it continued on. We're like, there are clips from like 2002 where they're like, Jimmy or whoever's like, Lady Di, are you getting a job? And she's like, I'm looking, I'm looking for a job.

I almost found one. And then it would be 2013 and it's the same conversation where like she would go. She went a decade plus with no work, no nothing, just drinking Natty ices, sun up to sundown. It must have been good content. They kept having her. Oh, yeah, they had her on for a an internship for one week. It was right before Anthony got axed like a year before that.

And I think they all had like a come to Jesus moment about how intense her problem with alcohol was during the show, like during the internship, because she couldn't hide it anymore. And so she's just like vomiting, shitting her pants, wearing diapers. And like she's downplaying the diapers. Everyone was judgmental. Yeah, she would vomit all day every day in the serious XM bathroom. And she wouldn't vomit in the toilet because she said that was for number one or number two. And so she was big vomits, like just sitting on top of the sluice grate in the sink for everyone to deal with. And like they had a big to do where they're like, Lady Di, do you realize you freaked out ugly Betty, the actress from this ABC?

Because she went in there was like someone's mom's dying. I think No, she that would be a great video for you to make very funny. The the end of her story is like tragic I don't know if you've listened to that last Most in the Navy. Yeah. Yeah, she was like in the Navy in like the 80s or something like that and She called in in like 2015 after Anthony's gone Talking to Jim and Opie like almost like a she hadn't been a huge part of the show for a while then Like oh lady die. We haven't heard from you. What are you doing? And she like had lost she had wet brain if you drink constantly for years and years and years and you I think it's vitamin

Be one of the B vitamins maybe B one It gets depleted and it causes your brain to like physically shrink and you don't you just become demented I call that wet brain cuz oh, yeah Okay, no, I guess the wettest brain she had the wettest brain and they were asking her like what are you up to? And she's like, oh, I'm just you know, I'm on a ship I'm on a ship in the Navy right now, you know, and they're like, Oh, really? What are your duties? Because I couldn't tell if she was joking and like, she just continued to like,

say that she was still at companies that she had left 15 years ago, had no memory of recent things like her own internship, like entirely demented. She's clearly like talking to a nurse being like, where are we docked at right now? Where are we docked at? Like asking as though she's on a Navy ship. So like fully lost her mind. Do we know why she took a wrong turn in life? So that's the interesting thing about watching it

like in just like a matter of a month or so is you're watching 10, 15 years of a woman going downhill in the matter of that short period of time like in real time where you're listening to These conversations day after day with her and just like speeding past this woman's life Her husband who she had a kid with committed suicide by jumping in front of a train And then when open Anthony figured this out whenever she called him they do train sound effects That was pretty mean spirited But what she started up she was on she came on the show and she did a bit with her friend

called the retarded Laverne and Shirley. And then like, they just kind of made fun of them and there's kind of hokey and she had a son and like she had a job still. And then at some point she had a falling out with her friends. So they weren't doing the bit anymore. She call up, then she lost her job because she was drinking on the job. I believe she was working at like a beer distributor. Yeah. Budweiser. Yeah. Budweiser. So they fired her. Then at some point she loses her child. Then she loses her house. And then then at a certain point she's like ends up on the street

is like turning tricks for homeless guys like on a mattress by the train tracks. And they had someone go down there and see it. Then she ended up like shacking up with some like old you went down there and watched her fuck homeless people. Yes. Fans of the opiate Anthony show, like someone on the show was like, Hey, we heard lady dies living on the train tracks now everything's going great. And then some fans like brought a camera down there and we're trying to find where die was. And she is like, like Oliver Twist covered in soot levels of dirty on the train tracks.

And it's fucking ridiculous. And there was one minor character where they're asking like, so have you banged Lady Di? You guys all banging? And these insane homeless people are like, I don't know, but then there's one guy and they're like, all right, we have to find this guy. They call him the Romeo of the railroad. And they say that he's banging all the women here and they find this guy who's just as

disgusting as everyone else there. And they're like, so you're the Romeo of the railroad. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, Romeo, the railroad. Like, so you've had sex with Lady Dine. He's like, yeah, yeah, all the time. You know, pretty good. I think she was calling in on a pay phone at that point and like, she'd be like, put on some of the other homeless guys and then they'd ask her, ask the time. You know, pretty good. I think she was calling it on a payphone at that point. And like, she'd be like, put on some of the other homeless guys. And then they'd ask her, ask the question. They would like give her money to try and improve her life during the internship. And

they'd be like, all right, Lady Di, here's $200 for one day's work. Put that towards your rent. The next morning she'd come in and they'd be like, Lady Di, what'd you do with the money? And she's like, Oh, you know, I still got some more of it. I still got some more. Like, what'd you do? It's like, well, I went to TGIF and I had nine, 10 beers. They're like, did you eat anything? And she's like, no, no, I didn't waste any money on food. And so I was just wasting all her money at the Times Square TGIF after the internship every day. It would be at the beginning of an Opie and Anthony episode where it's like filming at 830 in the morning and then Lady die calls up. How's our,

you hear her cracking open a beer and they're like, which, what beer of this is of the day? She's like, Oh, the second one. Wake it up. Second Maddie ice. Yeah. Maddie ice all day long. Like an 8% high alcohol beer. I will a nice 7 AM crack to the existence of these people that we've talked about so far have made me a little bit emotionally poor 90 minutes I was I was healthier

Just use it as a point of comparison to realize The world with them, right? Like like like I don't I don't like knowing that they're out there doing their thing. I mean I struggle with how I don't I don't like knowing that they're out there doing their thing. I struggle with how helpless everybody is to help them. Like, like, I don't know this woman, lady die. It's not like she needs money, right? Would she do well if she had good counseling, if we gave her therapy? I don't think any of these things would turn her life around. Yeah.

You're right. Rehab once or twice. She always went back to it. Like Jimmy was always the one, you know, he'd mock her and be annoyed by her But like at the end of the day, he was always like, you know lady die Like you just say the word we'll take care of everything get you in a facility Like get you there today after the show like multiple times He'd be like, what are you doing after the show? Like what are you doing is that what are you doing other than going to rehab and she'd be like I gotta go home You know apply for jobs and he's like it's been 15 years. You're not

going to apply for jobs. You're not going to rehab. She just, no one will hire you anyway. Like I think, I think Chris Chan is also to be there. Chris Chan's never abused drugs. Like he hasn't. I didn't mean to call him Tran is it literally the end of the Lady dies saga like it shows some of the most empathy Opie ever had where at one point, I don't know the exact thing but Lady dies like completely out of it in a mental house like lost her mind from drinking and she's like, I'm a good person. Right? I was a good guy. I was a good friend to you guys. And Opie's just like, yeah, you were Lady die. Yeah, you were like, just like went along with it and like was just nice to her. And it's like, this is the only time I ever saw like him

do that before. They handled that last conversation very well by like trying to make her feel cared about and whatnot. And it was sad. So that was, that's a real, real difficult one, especially given all the funny content that she provided. I gotta admit Taylor, you show me that stuff and I'm like, it's not funny. That's mean. That's not funny. That's mean. It reminds me of when they fucking like did that mean shit to that homeless guy?

Like they gave him a birthday cake and like stomped on it or whatever. It was Louis CK. Or maybe like- That was largely disliked by the ONA fan base. That we did not like- That Lady Dye stuff isn't much better though though because I feel like it's the same thing. We're just stomping on her birthday cake in a different way every day. And she doesn't know what she's doing.

She showed up. She called up. So they never called her. She always called up the show and they're like, when are you going to stop drinking? And she'd laugh and change the subject. And then like, you lost your child, you need help. And she just keep on laughing, changing the subject and have like you lost your child you need help and she just keep on laughing changing the subject and have like some stupid bit about like we know the political election or something that they didn't care about and she lose her

child I train hit the kid no train at the dad train at the dad train yeah yeah and she lost in social services take the kid I believe her father took the kid so he was being raised by the father I thought lost her child mid-death Yeah, me too lost the child. I mean like just to the yes to the court's custody. Yeah, okay. Yeah Hopefully her son's doing okay. He's the real Kind of big air. He's the air. It's wrong. Well, he's even the yeah, even lady Di, well, it's hard to call her innocent. She's grown up with agency.

Maybe headed down that path when her husband committed suicide and it's rough. Alcohol is weird. It's really good for making you feel better about bad things. It's great. I mean, anybody out there's hurting right now, I tell you you you're a few you're a few cold ones away from all that going what do you say and they're cheap they're cheap and like like taylor said

medical advice by the way i am giving you actual actual. Yeah, I'm a doctor. Did that motivate you to drink when you were facing prison time? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I feel like that's where this is coming. Well, they also took my like weed away. So, right. I need another substance. I need another thing that makes me chill out because I'm if I'm if I'm 100% sober, I'm I'm very on edge all the time and I'm prone to anxiety about little things that don't matter and I can I can I can get in like this

Reciprocal sort of mindset where I keep thinking about the same thing over and over and it's like I don't think chill out That doesn't even matter. We're gonna deal with that tomorrow You know like like it could be dog shit in my shoe treads that I want to clean I'm just like fucking dog shit my truth is huge. It's like It's gonna smell am I gonna know it I'm like worried about it. I'm like, fuck it. I'm like, fuck it. I'm like, fuck it. I'm like, fuck it. I'm like, fuck it. I'm like, fuck it. I'm like, fuck it.

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I'm like, fuck it. I'm like, fuck it. I'm like, fuck it. I'm like, fuck it. I. Dude, when you unscrew the cap for the second time, there's sugar crystals. Yeah, Kyle was on to something. I left some Grand Marnier and like I had a little scotch glass and I'd had my Grand Marnier but there was a little residue in the bottom of the glass and sat there on the nightstand for like three days or something. And it turned into like a rock candy crystalline structure that was so pretty that I I added a little more Grand Marnier Yeah, when you're right you're right

And it kept growing into this beautiful peach colored crystal in the bottom of my glass that I eventually washed because that's disgusting But but yeah, I mean if you're feeling bad alcohol is really good Making you feel better about things but it's crap, but it's not really good It's always in these things that make you feel bad. No, no, then you'll always you'll be hung over The next day and you'll be even more anxious. I don't get hangovers. That's that's that's the other problem is that I receive almost No ill effects from alcohol. My grandfathers were both severe alcoholics. They both died of it. They drank so much. One of my grandfathers was a bootlegger. He died of cirrhosis of the liver at 35. I get food poisoning. I've had a stomach flu. No, no, no. It is possible for Kyle to drink a lot

and hang his head on a moving car and puke on the side. Theoretically. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I can drink too much too fast. and I used to do that too because again I didn't know what I was doing. You're not a real shopping dinner People would buy me so many goddamn drinks that we would sit down at a table and there'd be five drinks in front of me And it wouldn't even be the same drink I'd have like a boot I'd have a boot I'd have a boot shaped glass full of beer and then I'd have like a white Russian because someone thought just Like you and then I'd have like a shot of te someone thought just like you and then I'd have like

Tequila because that's what I actually wanted with some lime and then there'd be like two more nonsense vodkas or something It'd be like boom boom boom boom boom boom and I am shit housed and we're 10 minutes into the night And I mean I I can specifically remember being in the bathroom wasted vomiting with all my friends outside lots of girls outside thinking You've done it again outside, lots of girls outside thinking, you've done it again. I'm saying it to myself out loud as I'm looking into the toilet bowl that I'm about to vomit into. I'm like, you did it again, dummy. Go into the night for yourself.

It couldn't be much better. That if you weren't just so sick, you're in the bathroom vomiting. There's people waiting outside to take a picture with you and ask for an autograph. They're playing your videos and half the TV's in this restaurant. And there's hot girls everywhere. There's people waiting outside to take a picture with you and ask for an autograph. They're playing your videos and half the TV's in this restaurant and there's hot girls everywhere. And where are you? Stinking like vomit in a bathroom. Nice smooth asshole.

I'm having this full conversation with myself. Intervoices are brutal. They are. I'm saying it out loud. There's the guy in the next stall is like, dude, go easy on yourself. Hey, it's going to be all right. They got a lot of apps to fill your stomach up. So go booze. Switch's the guy in the next stall is like dude go easy on yourself Mozzarella sticks that'll work. It's like no I had a boot shaped beer and eight shots. I'm fucked

So like the whole on the way back. I'm genuinely vomiting out the side of a moving vehicle. I don't know why y'all didn't stop I said y'all I don't remember who was driving Joe was Joe must have been somewhere because he was no Joe filmed the vomiting so I don't he had to have a hands-free. I don't know who drove I don't recall. I don't know you wouldn't be kidding. She can't fucking drive. She don't know how it was the worst. I don't know. Yeah, she's probably not the one you want. I have a much better grasp on alcohol these days and for the last few years or whatever. We haven't done a drinking episode in a Coon's age, but I remember last time we did one of those, I put away over a bottle of vodka, like a full fifth of vodka I put away in this four-hour time span, and then cracked open another one and went to work on it. That's the drunkest I can remember being. That's the only time I've ever blacked out and had like memory loss. That was fucked. Yeah, I'm good not doing drinking episodes anymore. No, yeah, I'd rather do like uh like smoking episodes. Do one of those for a change. That would be much easier, but I

don't like that. I want to do my like sin of choice. Can't we just down gummy worms for a whole episode? You guys want to have a candy episode? We're like jelly bean episode. Why'd they have to pick peanut brittle? Awful thing to listen to. I would love to do a snack episode. No one asked for it. It's so boring It's the worst Where we eat as much as we want and we don't what you say about rogan yet

Oh rogan did I can't maybe it was when elon musk was on and musk was like i'm a little hungry Could we get some pizza? I want to get a pizza and rogan's like you want to order a pizza? That'd be novel and then it's, they order a pizza and smack on it while they do the show. And he's like, people are going to hate this. And I'm like, yeah, they are. Why are we doing it? It really doesn't bother me. But I bet if you're audio only and you're like, you know, you got some high quality earphones in or something. You're like, Ooh, that's disgusting. But to watch it on video, which is how I take Rogan in, I didn't mind. It's just two guys watching pizza, eating pizza to me, having a conversation.

I don't want to be, you know, where my head's going to wings of redemption, did a video and I bet you'll remember Kyle where he sniffled loudly like midway and then you could maybe he sneezed and then he sniffled and you could tell there was more like rubbing. And it was just audio assault. Like it registered in my soul as the grossest thing a human can do. You could see it.

You could see the mucus. You know when a kid sneezes and like, and they, and they, and snot blows all over. And suddenly they're sitting there looking scared with snot blown all over. And suddenly they're sitting there looking scared with snot from their nose to their chin. And they, ooh. Oh, fuck that.

We group watched this video at paintball. Oh, and I'm like, why did he do a take two? Why did he decide like, this is gold, let's upload. One of the first times, maybe the first time I ever like met Kyle in person and hung out was like in your hotel room when I showed up to that paintball trip in 2011 or whatever it was and Immediately I like walk in and Kyle's like hey, have you watched the most recent wings video? Oh, you got to see it Just like laughing

A whole room of us and And like, he was supposed to be on that trip. He refused. He wanted like, he wanted like some real special treatment. And it's like, it's like, dude, we just want you to come. We're not, I don't have a red carpet to lay out, bro. Like, like, like this is the budget is what it is. Like these people have like 10 grand and like, I split it up amongst everybody. Like this is travel money now And it's like I expect to be in a VIP room. I will not play paintball I will sign autographs there will be an autograph session. It is kind of legit Because he's not a he's not a coach-sized man mmm, well he and somebody's not to pay for his passport he thought because he

Thought he required the passport. That's OG. He's flown several times. Yeah. No, I went to a billionaires bash challenge with him in California once. That was maybe the first time he flew. I felt bad. He had a lot of anxiety about it on the way out. The person who sat next to him was unkind. And you can see it. The person who sat next to him was unkind and you could see it. Like the person who's next to him is kind of the victim but in Wing, Wing doesn't mean to be the assaulter, he's just big and made him feel terrible about himself and then the whole trip while he was out there he was dreading the flight back, you know, the repeat of it. And so, hang on, and so what was he considering doing? Oh?

He was gonna drive back. He went to car and drive back, and he wanted you to like share the load Why didn't you spy second seat on the plane? Because he didn't buy his own ticket he and you know he wasn't rolling in dough or anything yeah Can you imagine being on a on a flight from I'm gonna guess Charlotte or maybe Atlanta? Cuz he's in Merrill Beach Yeah To LA which is a five and a half hour flight and

Here he comes coming down the aisle and he's gonna it's gonna be a show Everybody's gonna like here he comes cuz he's he's he's bumping everybody as he slides you walked in an aisle. We're grown men It's yeah sideways to get through I'm a sideways guy Yeah, I turn sideways to be courteous and I'm like who gets the ass who gets the cock? You never know. Hey you ma'am you get the cock this time One way or the other because it's it's that or my elbows and hips are hitting you in the side I was asked the gentleman as I go in would you rather be near my that or my elbows and hips are hitting you in the side. I always ask the gentleman as I go in, would you rather be near my dick or my ass? He's double our, he's double our. I'd rather you not ask. When I've flown coach, it's like, fuck man, I'm kind of squeezed in here. Plus, if there's a long like, boarding

and deboarding, I've been on some de boardings that took 45 minutes where we've been we've sat on the ground looking for a gate, like, sorry, folks, we still don't have that gate. And I'm like, I wish you tell us the truth, because I bet it would piss us the fuck off. I bet some person fucked up. Or like, you know, American Airlines usually extends the courtesy, but they're refusing. Like, I bet it's something like that, you know, but, but I've sat on that plane for 45 minutes next to people I despise. I have to piss and I have somewhere to go. It's infuriating.

So now imagine there's a 420 pound man all over you and I don't care how good he smelled when he got on there. By the time we land, it's not going to be holding up that well. So yeah, he was going to drive back. But then recently he flew to England. He flew to London. Yeah ought The thought that boxing kind of thing with boogie one, which is the coolest thing We gave those flowers when he did that like like it was when he came out rapping walk. Oh my gosh It was really good. I was super hyped. And I

when I like in the first three seconds, I'm like, Oh my god, he's gonna do his own rap song as he approaches the ring. I'm concerned that this won't be good. Five seconds later. Oh, I'm psyched that it is good. Like that was that. Yeah, I was his moment. Like when when he's maybe when he's older and maybe he has kids or something like I would show him that moment that's gonna be that was fucking cool. That was wings night. He owned that night. You know, wrapping on a mic in front of a huge audience that most people will never be in front of a live audience. And then he whooped another man's ass. I sometimes laugh

on my resume of lifetime accomplishments. Dancing champion belongs on there. I won $37,500 as a dirt dancing champion. How many can say that with my level of talent? Wings has professional athletes, professional boxer on his resume. Yeah, I was a fighter back in the day. Undefeated. Yeah! Better still. Better still. It is. I mean, even if it was Boogie that he beat the tar out of, man.

I even underestimated how lopsided that fight would be beforehand. We all knew Boogie's going to win. Your all favorite wings. I'm not sure wings got hit. No, like Boogie was just arms by his side after the first couple of seconds. It's good. Loves arms. He couldn't keep his shorts up either.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Even the, uh, they were on the mic, like the pre fight height at one point, you know, Boogie's like, y'all are going to kick your ass. He's like, I couldn't even beat those stairs on the way up. I'm gonna kick your ass." He's like, I couldn't even beat those stairs on the way up here. Three stairs with a handrail that he struggled with. I was sick there. Bad luck. I think I was texting with him ahead of time and he was confident going into the fight. Oh yeah, he had every reason to be clearly shown. We talked about some of the sad downturn people you've covered, Art. As far as like a more

optimistic positive one, Airsoft Fatty. I saw you did a video about him six months ago. I know he's still continuing to lose weight. Maybe what do I not know about his improvement? I know he's in the Sam Hyde universe. Sam's helping him a lot. Yeah, yeah. Around Halloween time last year, I went up to Bangor, Maine and filmed with him for a weekend. And there's this guy Blaze up there who's in the weed industry, of course. And he got him a tiny home and has been helping him out helping him lose weight. Like there's a lot of people saying like, Oh, is this guy like nefarious just like a troll? No, this Blaze guy is like, really an amazing dude. He's he's been helping him, like, eat healthier, go on walks,

you know, make content for his channel, just like out of the goodness of his heart. And, you know, he airs off that he's killing it. Now he's in the Sam Hyde verse doing all these projects, I think Sam pays him some money to do that stuff. It's actually a very positive story, especially considering one of the things that surprised me about doing it is when Idubbz made his full force documentary five years ago, he just made Chris and Chris and company look like just a bunch of bumbling idiots.

Like the middle of nowhere rednecks. And then when I talked to them, it's like, you know, these are real people. Like I don't have to demean these guys. I don't have to make fun of them. They're, they're just guys doing their best they're not doing anything super malicious yeah now he's lost him probably pounds I'd imagine really oh yeah what do you see pictures of him from even season one of fish tank he's around way bigger than this

yeah really this is the thinnest I've ever seen him. I alright so I mean you look I don't Want to be mean here, but his midsection is so spherical That it's reminiscent of like a pac-man type character or something like he has a Maybe this is just internet hokum art can correct it, but he has some genetic thing that caused this like no No, yeah correct it, but he has some genetic thing that caused this. Like, no, no. Yeah. I believe people just have big rib cages and there's nothing wrong. No, something happened when he was born. Yeah.

Yeah. That's him from like, looks like season one. He has outstanding lung capacity. He's probably a swimmer. That's cool. He's got cool hair now because he keeps having to shave it for the show. So he just makes a different style every time. But yeah, good, good, very soft fatty. Glad he's doing better. It seems like he's a good fit in the Sam Hyde verse, getting some positive attention

there. Everybody seems to like him. I mean, speaking of people that are like doing better, I would say that it's crazy looking at Wings of Redemption on the LOLCOW podcast that like, he's the most normal, like reasonable of the three of redemption on the little cow podcast that like he's the most normal Like reasonable of the three of them on that show It's him boogie and who's the third star I would say keemstar. Okay. Oh Tommy got fired though. Didn't he? I haven't kept them. I don't know. Yeah wings has always been Like a regular guy. He's just eccentric. He has these weird takes that take you by surprise. It's not that everything that comes out of his mouth is whack-a-doo.

You'll have very normal conversations about this, that, and the other, and then all of a sudden, they'll be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what'd you say? What? Well, yeah, you know, he fingered my butthole, broke up the poop. What? Real talk. You know them. What Real talk I say this on a daily basis like wings ism lines

Yeah Yeah, it's wild. I've shown um A lot of light I did on the wings ism one of my favorites was he was rating how hot his sister was by what kind of Car her boyfriend would be driving. He's like, I think she's like an F-150 hot. That's a great way to escape a weird question about rating your own sister. Frankly, that's pretty good. Did he drive like the guy drove a Honda Civic, which was like insulting.

She could. Yeah, it's low's local f-150 guy at least Yeah, but that guy was like it was like there's always like so much drama and he's always so open with it It's like man. These are like some of the shits criminal. There's like drug stuff and then the cock fighting The cock fighting Woody doesn't believe the car fighting was real. I The cockfighting, Woody doesn't believe the cockfighting was real. I don't know if the cockfighting was real, but I heard the chickens in the video for the longest time, right? You would hear them crowing while he did his commentary. He was definitely not the ringleader of it. I think it was his what, stepfather? That was the one? My understanding was he was selling roosters who were fighting roosters to those

who fought them. So he like bred and raised fighting cocks and sold them to those who would then have them fight. And I guess they're just chickens. But I always thought that was a little fucked up. But that aside, I believed it, I guess, Like maybe it wasn't a side hustle per se, but I bet he sold a chicken or two. You know what I mean? Like it happened at one time or another. Somebody was like, yeah, let me buy one of them. I'll fight him. Like that happened at least.

We've been there a couple times. I think I've been there two, maybe three times to the Wings estate and seeing the happenings there. It's a gas. It's a good time. wings estate and and seeing the happenings there. It's a gas. It's a good time. Yeah, I I think I was alone in remembering his couches as being absolutely remarkable. I was blown away by how cool they were. Yeah, they recline. They were black leather. Like I was I sat in that maybe I was exhausted but I sat in that couch. I'm like this is heaven. This is way better than mine. It was a real big goofy leather couch. It was nice. I think we were both surprised by how big his trailer was. I don't think

I'd ever been in a double wide trailer, or at least I'd never, maybe when I was a kid and I went to a buddy's house or something. That thing's big. Like, it's really big. He kept showing new bedrooms and I was like, how many are there? Yeah, my dumbass didn't really recognize what a trailer was. I had been in an RV before and I thought it was going to be I'm like, oh my god. It's farther. Yeah, my dumb ****

didn't really recognize like what a trailer was. I like I had been in an RV before and I thought it was going to be more like an RV. I think if you don't you know, hang a picture on the wall or something, it looks and feels like a regular house to

me. Slam a door or jump. Yeah. I miss that. But to just walk in it and look around it kind of looked like a house I expected to look more like an RV or something. Mm-hmm. Yeah Yeah, but but that's what makes him so interesting to me is because he's very normal in a lot of ways But then I'm all of them not all of them and and sometimes he has and his stories were always good whether they were lies Or not like like like he told a good lie. His lies were good stories. The one about him getting arm robbed two or three different times and getting shot. Who cares if he made a little funny story up? It was funny.

The problem was he just kept doubling down and we're like, show us the scar. And he's like, I'm like Wolverine. I healed. I don't believe you now. He could have been like, it's ugly and it's high on my thigh and I'm afraid I'm going to like show myself. He could have like made something up and

it's like, nah, it's healed up. You can't even tell. And I'm like, I don't know. I've got little nicks I had when I was a kid and I can point out scar. You know what I mean? Like scar. Yeah, I've got bicycle accident scars i could show you let alone gunshot wounds i mean yeah yeah i'm looking at my hands right now there's like the scars i

can see stuff anywho um wings is always great um he could be awful at times but it's almost a part of like what makes him funny is the awfulness because i don't think his awfulness comes from this calculated place of like you know what I'm gonna do this and then that's gonna happen to him cuz fuck him and I don't like him so let's go boom I must say this it's more like he's just like there's no there's nothing in between his brain and his mouth and he's just like blowing sometimes and he would say awful things about us that were just flat-out lies and fabrications That held no basis in reality. It was like the way Christian will go on about

Pikachu or whatever the sonichu it's like, okay, you're in a fantasy world now like he'd make up stuff like that about us I can give you an example So I did this thing called king of the web, right? And I made a video about how I'm running for King of the Web, please vote for me. And then I made daily videos. So for the last like 30 seconds of every video, I'd be like, hey, here's a reminder,

link in the description, vote for me, whatever. And then he told Holiday Doc, I think was his name, like this behind the scenes info that like, not that I didn't, I gave the money to charity I really did but that I made so much off the videos like I made way more than the $7000 I won which is not true. The first video I made, I made like, I don't know, $150, like whatever I made on a video $200 at the time. And then all the other ones, I don't know if you should even count them. It was just like the last 15 seconds of a video, like don't forget to vote. And even if you add all of them up, I didn't make seven grand. And but in holiday doc makes a video like exposing me because he has wings of redemption as his insider

source. And it's like, what the fuck all of this is fake. Why why is wing saying this like and the worst part is he goes and does basically the same thing with an Ashley Seals girl, right where he goes and finds a girl who has some disorder Aussie cerebral palsy or MS or something. She can't move. She's sitting in a wheelchair and she's got a funny look to her and she's sort of contorted and she can't move well and he's gonna he's like oh i can manipulate this into views let me sit next to this sick girl and like he his mannerisms during that video are that's the worst wings that's the worst version of wings when he's sitting there with that he's got his best giant shirt on and he's got a pin in it between his fingers. Oh man. Yeah He's got this pin between he's just like so actually

you can't move good I Notice You're all fucked up now is that a new if you will? I've never seen this before. This is like new lore to me. And her poor mama is there and that's like a grandma or an or something or a mom or something. And that lady that lady loves her child so much and that child loves her lady so much. And so like, God, it pulls my heartstrings even now.

It's like hard to look at this. And it's like, come on, man. Come on, man. Like we're gonna we're raising money to put her in a barstrings even now it's like hard to look at this and it's like come on man Come on, man, like we're gonna we're raising money to put her in a bariatric chamber. Like it's gonna fix all that. It's like This is snake oil and it's the worst kind of snake oil. It's the kind that this isn't like boner pills This isn't grow your hair back. This isn't make you get pussy This is make your child walk again Snake oil and it's evil. And like, I don't want to be anywhere near it. So he was promoting like a snake oil cure to that ailment. He was raising money for the snake oil. It's not like he was knowingly like, oh, this is

a fake cure or something like it was something that I'm sure that the mother or something was like, Oh, well, Dr. Floater had an idea about potential experimental therapy and then wings went from there. I was like, okay, well, let's try and get the money for this experimental. It's a bariatric chamber, right? Which is just a low pressure chamber or high pressure. It's high pressure. It's putting you in high pressure, pure oxygen, I believe. So they thought if she was in high pressure for an hour that it would cure if she was in high pressure for an hour that it would cure all that right like whatever it is she had uh like that's good for burns i understand i understand bariatric chamber for like lots of extensive burns is very good for um bariatric chambers have have purposes i'm sure there's

lung issues where um where the pressure is helpful so it's easier to take a breath maybe but there was nothing in this year About what wings was doing like no I mean, I know less what do wings tell you what he's like. He's like this is a good idea I'm gonna start going to graveyards next and just go straight to the Graveyard idea was mine because that was your idea. He was gonna go to nursing homes. So I would top him He's gonna start going to like hospices and be like, this is Elmer. He's a 93-year-old diabetic black man. We want to put him in a pool of salt water. If we brine him just right, then he will be cured. That is everything is a bariatric chamber. No matter what's going on.

It's a relationship with a bariatric chamber guy. We're both making money hand over fist. I understand your wife left you. Is that right, Steven? Well, step into the chamber for a moment. You won't care. You'll be so terrified of being in this chamber. But gesturing to the pan is it. We've all seen that in the movies where the smart guy does that the scientist sits there and he's like actually and he lays it down for like our characters and he's and he's really explaining to the audience it's a little you know right there's that moment where the guy's got the pen and he's those mannerisms when I see them I can just I know what he's doing I I know what he's pretending to do. I hate it More charitably he really had the plan that he was gonna make that a series on his

On his Call of Duty channel to go and like meet up with he was really enjoying the positive vibes He got by helping Ashley seal and just wanted that to keep going Which is like a little bit of? Yeah, it's not pure evil to me. It's like hey, you know what when's a good thing. bad. I don't know. I think on the whole, everything you say is true, but we know enough about the particulars that it's like, I know what's going on here. This is manipulation. This is manipulation. This isn't what you feel. This is like, hey, watch me do a good thing. You looking? Hey, mom, mom, you looking? You looking, mom? You looking? It's that. We've all done that as a kid. Mama, mama, look, watch. Watch while I do it. And you like go down a three foot tall slide. You see?

Yeah, I saw it was real good. Remember I got a lot of negative will on my YouTube channel when during Hurricane Sandy, I photoshopped and edited the news statements over the day after tomorrow footage of New York being flooded. That was a very polarizing video. People either loved it or they really hated it. That's your most viewed video, isn't it?

I don't know. I don't think so. Probably some zombie tutorial or some shit is my most. I remember watching that and, duh. They're talking about real sad shit that was happening right now. And the New Orleans is flooded and we're, we're imagining as many as 800 dead in the lower city area. People have taken refuge at the superdome. Uh, the flooding is just nonstop.

And meanwhile it's waves washing over the entire coastline of America. It's like, like, like Mumbai is like drowning. Like the Eiffel tower is halfway sub world war z footage. Yeah. It's like the most zombies stacking up against the wall. Yeah. Here it is. I'm not going to flag us.

Yeah. Yeah. I want to see a minute of this or two. Oh, we're testing Zach's computer to play video. Ooh. Hurricane Katrina was a big fucking deal. But it was, all right, let's see what we got here. Earlier this morning, we heard from Chip Reed

in Ocean City, Maryland, since we've talked with him. Oh, Sandy, okay. Started to get very rough, Chip is with us again, but he's on the telephone. Chip, you have seen a few of these. Tell me, when you're looking at this now, at this moment, how is it different from what you've seen before? Well, I'll tell you Charlie, I was here late the walk in the park compared to this

in the last half hour. We were starting to get a little nervous thinking maybe we should move our entire ground. My camera crew went looking for another rotation. Is this 2000 film footage or the day after tomorrow? I'm not sure which. It's like 2006. OK. Whoa! Whoa! Yeah, this is the day after tomorrow.

Is it? OK. Yeah. Beautiful. Wow. I love the guy going, whoa, whoa. That's playing. That was about six or eight feet.

And it was only the waves were only touching the burn on the other side and that wave just came roaring over Chip my heart was racing as I saw of course that water come right up How quickly were you able to get out of harm's way everybody okay there I can keep the camera the camera That's great, that's great. Yeah, that's a that's a terrible movie We were into those disaster movies in the in like the 2010s

Like everybody wanted to CGI had figured out how to do water so well and like big Like earthquake type scenes and all of a sudden it looked good and it was like let's blow shit up Roland Emmerich kept destroying everything It's one disaster movie after another 2012 day after tomorrow all that shit terrible really stupid movies Which one was it where like you could see the freeze coming down? I think was that one day after tomorrow Yeah, see what was gonna happen next after tomorrow. Yeah. See what was going to happen next. Yeah. Yeah. That water that was in Manhattan there was about to freeze solid and there was going to be a boat actually that ended up nearby and the stupid white girl cuts her leg and doesn't tell anybody for like a week till it's so badly infected.

We have to go on like a, a death journey. Man, that wolves are there. Wolves the day after tomorrow. Is it nuclear war asteroid? Go global warming just hit Al Gore warned us. Yeah. Yeah, it was I don't remember it was global warming but in one day Yeah, so Some sort of like crazy thing maybe with the oceans I think it started there like like like they had this this quick snap thing had happened where because one thing stopped. The long story short, it was bringing the super chilled air from the upper

atmosphere down the ground level rapidly and just like insta-freezing everything like helicopters are freezing out of the sky. They're like diesel jet fuel freezes at negative four, 40 degrees. Don't you know? And like all the planes are falling out of the sky? What a bunch of nonsense there was a running engine. Yeah Can't make a right like you can't make a running engine stop with cold Well, if it's that cold, it's pretty cool and you're making a movie that dumb before we jump thing

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afterward. If you're a Democrat, it was a good night to be you pretty much universally agreed she baited him. He took every piece of bait. He looked kind of cockish Um god, you may have seen the thing where he talked about uh his crowd sizes and how people aren't bored. That was his response to the immigration question. Like in they asked about immigration. Three of the first four questions were like pro Trump and one of these first four was

immigration and Kamala made fun of his rallies and the moderators were like, hey Trump, like, you know, tell me what you think about immigration. He's like, before we get to that, my rallies are great. People love them. They're not leaving board. She's lying about that. And it was like, dude, you're fumbling your immigration question. This is your bet. Yeah, it's immigration. There's five questions. There that you're gonna get at that president's debate the matter that you need to prep for They make it sound like prep for this thing is hard. It's not right It's like five issues that matter maybe even three you could focus on three and be fun And and what she did there is it's simple. It's like, you know, you're right There aren't as many people at my rallies lately

I don't know if you heard there was an assassination attempt just a month or two ago. The mediator doesn't like talking about it very much, but a madman came and tried to murder me while I was trying to save the American people with my justice and goodness. And I don't know who sent him, you know, but what would have been out? Yeah, until the end. I love that answer. His is terrible. He just made it sound like he was his feelings were hurt. He was he was on defense all night long. She played him like a fiddle and it made him look like some sort of easily manipulable cuck. And there's almost no one who doesn't Fox News is echoing the things that I'm saying right now. It's hard to find anyone who didn't think less of Trump after that debate. So exciting time if you're in for Kamala. It was pretty funny though when he started talking about the Haitian migrants eating dogs and cats. I don't think that helped his case though.

Like everyone is just make it it's it's memeable now. I just are they probably not if they were it's like a very fringe case. There's like this town in Ohio that Cannibalism roving gang problem within the last calendar year. These are legal immigrants, by the way, like illegal people Yeah, he's just a mess So there's like a lot of refugees coming in from Haiti and I guess like 20,000 20,000 of them went to this Yeah, town in Ohio with only 60,000 people in it. So a lot of- If anything, that's the thing to bring up to harp on about immigration is he should have not talked about dogs and cats and shit and been like,

hey, this is a town that's being destroyed because they just dropped 20,000 people in there. They don't have resources to provide for them. Here's a million videos of people on the ground saying they're having trouble getting their benefits, saying that they're being, you know, they can't afford their housing, that they're, you know, having difficulties. I've done a bunch of like as much research as you can do in two days, I don't know, like four hours worth. And I saw a PBS special from like two years ago. So it wasn't like current political and they were loving the Haitians, their work, ethic, this, that, the other thing. I saw a town hall meeting on our conservative, the sub Reddit where they were hating the Haitians. They were saying,

like this one woman said there was a person who didn't speak English in her front yard, harassing her and a couple other things. Someone said they killed a geese, a goose, I mean to say. And, um, so let's just a little of this, a little of that. I don't know what the truth is. It is a shrinking Rust Belt town. The population dropped from 80,000 to 60,000. And now there are legal immigrants coming and repopulating it and they're working,

they're contributing to the tax base, et cetera. The town is having some growth problems. Are they contributing to the tax base? Yes, they are contributing to the tax base. They're employed, they're buying homes, they're renting homes. They are putting strain on some of the resources like the police and the schools and stuff like that. But I live in North Carolina that I live in, it also has explosive growth. So they put strain on like people like me moving from up

north, put strain on the school system, the all the public utilities, etc. I think there was a water problem. Not that welcome. Southerners don't like Yankees. And there's a town I lived in, in particular was dependent on the town next to it for water. And there was like this big conflict that we could take showers or whatever. And this is what happens when a place has a lot of growth. It would be nice if the immigration maybe didn't let everyone go to the same place because I have some empathy for how they change the culture in that area. Like there's a state fair or something and they're playing Creole music. I'm probably 80% right on this. I don't even know what that sounds like but you know

When a town of 60,000 swells up and gets 20,000 immigrants It changes it from the town you used to know right? So wouldn't it be cool if they spread these people out and had them do you know instead? I knew that would happen when they bring 20,000 people in from Haiti like they knew that would be a result. And like the idea that they're like pumping more money into that community than they're taking out via social services I don't think is correct. Like... I think you're making it up because I looked into it and like I see the city council say, you know, talk about the extra tax revenue. These are not like... Well there's more money coming in but how much is going out is the real question, you know?

Right. Well like the schools, the class sizes got bigger right stuff like that That's not something that they what we've lost when I have right I think the one real complaint that no one's denying is that they're coming in and they're not the best drivers So they're getting into like a lot of accidents and stuff like that I don't I haven't seen anyone refute that point But I imagine over time complaints about people like going the wrong way on the runaway roads. There was an accident in a minivan This is like a while ago, maybe four or five years ago They hit us and a kid died and a couple more were injured

But so yeah, I don't know the driving locations I guess and not not assimilating I wish they were more spread out. So the load wasn't all on one town. But I mean, they've interviewed people like on the ground and been like, what are the impacts of this? Like people like normal people who live there who have no incentive to lie. And they're like, yeah, they're changing the whole town. I go to get benefits for my grandkids. And I'm waiting in line all day, because it's nine to one Haitians, they interviewed the

guard at one of the social services offices, like, what's you know, what's the breakdown? Like is it, you know, between Springfielders and Haitians, like 50-50, what's the breakdown looking like? And the guy clearly didn't want to answer and he's like, it's easily nine to one. Yeah, I've seen interviews in both directions. I've seen interviews like you mentioned, people on the street fussing. I saw the interview of a CEO of a manufacturing plant who's like, oh well he, he's going to love it. He's his labor is down. It wasn't that they were cheaper. It was that they were more reliable, but he's like, they're coming to work every day.

They work all the time when they're here. He was pretty happy with the work. He's probably getting subsidies for hiring immigrants. Well, the thing about self-selected immigrants is they tend to like the people that get up and go and try to make a better life for themselves by moving from you know across the world to America are regardless of what Trump says, often not the worst members of that society. The worst member just stay there and do nothing and become bums or drug addicts. The ones that look for a better life tend to be the the upper crust like the Indians I worked with all had servants back home.

And not most. I've never worked with an Indian that didn't come from a home with servants. And this is the kind of family that like tries to make a better life for themselves. I just think, I think importing 20,000 Haitians into an Ohio town with 60,000 people is a huge negative for the people that live there. So I agree. I like so with H1B visas, if you don't know how that works, they have to have a special skill set. They're a little loose on that.

And they only are allowed to stay here on that visa if they keep their job. Like we brought you in here to do this job in our country. It's less, I think seven years. And during that seven years, hopefully they get a green card or something or go back. Or an anchor baby. Sure. I don't think that works, but I don't know. In any case, I'm trying to find

what the anchor baby thing. Oh, so what I'm saying is like, there is a precedent for sort of an assigned sort of immigration, like, oh, you're coming here because you can fill this job at this place and do this thing. Why don't we do that with more immigrants like you know what springfield's full if you want to come here from haiti you need to be you know fill up some other particular job and have some particular role instead of like taking over a town and making it yours because like like

it's clearly an instance of something that the people there don't want it. And so why should it be done to them? It's whenever, whenever I see some people on the ground being interviewed about it seems like lower class white people are the ones that have the biggest issue because they're probably used to paying $700 a month for rent. And then these guys come in and know they all split a house and you know, the price goes up to, you know, 800 900 $1,000 and you know, to for a high upper middle class white person it's probably not that big of a deal while we get Haitian food but for someone that's lower

class you know waiting in a longer line to get your uh you know your government assistance or having to pay an extra 150 a month for rent that's a massive blow and uh if there are legitimate complaints of Haitians moving to Springfield, Ohio They were lost by former president fuckface saying they're eating your cats and dogs and now it's become a meme Because he can't make articulate points like a normal person. He has to lie and exaggerate and that's all people heard Yeah, I was I was cracking up during that just because he says that and I know because I'm on Twitter what he's talking about But like the average Fox News you or something'm on Twitter, what he's talking about, but like the average Fox News viewer or something probably has no idea what he's rambling on. It just sounds like-

That Twitter brain was apparent the entire interview. Like the lies that he was telling are only, it's bullshit that you hear on Twitter. And the moderators were fact checking along the way and it made them look bad. He said that he won the 2020 election and they fact-checked him on three things. There was the eating people's cats, winning the 2020 election, and a third one I can't recall off the top of my head. But they were the most egregious.

Was it killing babies six months after birth? It was. It was. It was killing babies after they were born was the other one they fact-checked They said that's not legal in any state. Yeah, the infanticide one. It's like I want your receipts, dude Like like I can believe but what it sounded like he was inferring or suggesting once was that there was a governor Um in virginia or somewhere who at one point had said something like set the child aside and will decide after and i'm sure It's taken out of context But but like I just want those receipts. I want to know what he's Misrepresenting to be that because there's nowhere where they're birthing babies Putting it in the incubator and being like, oh, you don't want this one. Yeah, we already got him hooked up

Oh, you'll pay All right. All right. Right. Trump's arguments and case for presidency become less effective when he bases it on lies than if he had based it on something that was true. Yeah, he shouldn't have done the cat thing. Like at least wait for like a video of a patient eating a cat to come out before you say that. But like, yeah, the core of it, like that it's destroying that, that county or that city or whatever, like that seems entirely undeniable. Like it's affecting certain people that currently live there. But you look at any, a lot of the people there, you should transform as transforming the culture or making little Haiti in Ohio a democratic voting base

Let me tell you what for how many people they bring 20 20,000 the estimates are let me show you The margins in the last few elections and then you break it down. That's what he should talk He should call it voter manipulation. He should have called it importing A democratic votes into a state that for some reason has been read for a long time now Didn't he win it and even in 2020 didn't win oh, yeah Yeah, a long time, you know He just doesn't know how to pivot and he doesn't know how to to do that He doesn't seem to recognize that all of his lies hurt his case they don't help it, you know

I think he's lived a lifetime of exaggerating and lying where people think oh man If even half of this is true, then I'm on board sure and now It's hurting him. They're like I'm so sick of everything you saying being bullshit Yeah, he doesn't he doesn't know how to rebut them. He doesn't he doesn't understand He doesn't he's just like no it is true my crowds are big you don't even know your crowds of smell like no my crowds are big like no they're not are you fucking serious right now why don't you have stats dude why don't you have like zingers why is no one coaching you again you don't you need bullet points to to to do this debate like like say what

you want about Kamala let's say your name name, right? Yeah, you did you did like operation like like I Mean she at least meets the bar of intelligent adult on a microphone and he's not quite there anymore or yet I'm sure next time He'll he'll be able to swing it but like goddamn it all Don't get suckered into it when they insult you rise above it hit them back But don't defend yourself never defend yourself. Never say no, I'm not he

True not on was the core of what he said He had a lot more talking time than she did and by the way by interrupting and bullying the moderators He got the last word on not most topics every single topic. He got the last he's domineering It's it's but it it is he was domineering I agree with nothing to say but it didn't look good He lost the first debate to Biden by being so domineering like he he was dominant There's no arguing that but that was the one where he's like, will you shut up man? Because he wouldn't let him get a word in

But that was the one where he was like, will you shut up man? Because he wouldn't let him get a word in he ended up being viewed unfavorably after that debate because people didn't like him and Yeah, you know, so yeah, he's domineering but he's not frame things He like I'd be like if I felt like I was being perceived as rude I said like I know I'm being I'm coming off as rude here, but let me just be very clear I'm being rude for the American people not for me right now I'm not running for president of ABC News Carl and Diane whatever fucking names are'm being rude for the American people, not for me right now. I'm not running for president of ABC News, Carl and Diane, whatever their fucking names are. I'm here for the American people. And you go back to your core shit.

Like, I want America great again. I want our manufacturing to be the great owner, technology of the grass. I want a war machine to be the most powerful. I want our people to be the most prosperous. There should not be a soldier in the street. There should not be a woman who's afraid at night. I want a strong, brave, prosperous America. America great again. Red, white, blue, rock flag, eagle. Who is this lady? Where is she from? She's darker than me.

Like, like, like if he could do that, if he could pick on himself, whenever he's self, he's not a self deprecating. Yeah, he's not good at that. He's done it occasionally. He gives hair a hard time. He's getting his weight a hard time. When he does it, it's charming. But it's not really built into him so much. And she made this case that foreign leaders can manipulate him easily. While she manipulated him all night long.

Right before the part of the debate where they had a fevered argument about who loves Israel more. There was. him easily while she manipulated him all night long right before the part of the debate where they had a fevered argument about who loves Israel more talking about who's influence like Trump's case of like Victor Orban thinks I'm great I don't think that was the flex he thought it was well most of the voter has no idea who thinks he leads Turkey He's a fucking here's what Victor thinks that was Turkey leads Turkey, right? Yeah, Turkey's another one of those wild like I might have fucked it Up. Yeah, I'm not a fan of Turkey. It just came out Israel's fucking selling avionics to Russia like like you know what I mean? Israel is always losing me

Israel but you keep fucking people with dogs and blowing up hospitals. They're so hard to support. You know? Why are both of our parties so beholden? I swear to God, like Israel... They get the noggin joggin. Israel is like a Warhammer 40k villain. They do what?

Yeah, they take people and they turn them into furniture, ever suffering furniture, and they laugh about it because it charges their soul energy and allows them to live forever. Oh my god, the dark Drukari are horrific. Oh no, that's Israel. Israel. They thought it was funny. They turned the Palestinian into an Ottoman get it From the debate where it was the Israel part Oh, he's like Israel's not gonna exist if you don't elect me and Kamala's law. I love Israel I'm the most pro-israel. It's like so Kamala's take was actually I support Israel They have a right to defend themselves, we need a two

state solution, and it matters how Israel does it. So she was trying to have it both ways, she was a milder version of Trump, but I'm not sure it makes... She called for C-Spirer. Yeah, but I'm not sure it's going to make a difference in their policy if they have an election. I think the smartest thing the Republicans could do is if they started taking the Palestinian side and get the Muslim vote Just away from the demo Like I think biggest donor to the Republican Party this election is Miriam Adelson, right are the evangelicals really go to the Democrats though No, but they won't go they'll stay home like they're they're spiteful I feel like there's a high there's a Muslim population in Pennsylvania and Michigan,

lost swing states that would probably shift it. The Muslims aren't going to switch to the red side over the blue side. If they're the ones supporting Palestine, I think they would. Yeah, you will. Agreed. Agreed. But here's the thing. They won't come out in support of Palestine because that's anti-Israel. And many of their top donors and most powerful lobbying organizations are explicitly pro-Israel so like they they're gonna they're gonna do what the people in funding elections tell them to do. And the way Israel put PR twist things like like the US will be like hey we're

but we're sending you all the money we're sending you your defense rockets we're sending you that that special shit we don't even need to talk about the uranium that's on the way. But look, no more 2000 pound bombs, the dumb bombs that y'all have been lobbying, you know, from, from 8,000 feet at random buildings. No more of those. We're holding back. And all of a sudden Israel's on fucking like Twitter. America has abandoned us in the time of our need.

It seems like perhaps we should turn elsewhere in these dark hours. Perhaps our friends at the Kremlin could just fly us with some fire bombs to deal with the evil which we face. I don't know why I gave Israel a southern accent. It's less than that. No, that's right. That's true. You're 100% right. It's absurd. I don't know the details but it does seem like both parties have done the calculus that it's more important to have the

Jewish people on your side or whoever supports Israel evangelicals than it is the Muslims yeah scores posted we spent the last 20 years making sure that Israel was look Israel's always gonna be there and we're gonna destabilize anybody who tries to fuck with the Global hegemony, is that the word hegemony? I only read it regional hegemony That is it's not a global one that we're on top of that any sort of economic financial System any sort of military power any any two or three guys by guys. I mean countries start getting a little too close we're destabilizing that we're from the and not just one we're not just going to make one policy there's going to be like boots on the ground fucking with your economy there's going to be a

weird house fire somebody's going to fall off a fucking roof your president's going to have a scandal like like that's our that's our fucking jobs to stay on top so why do you bet like the idea that we just have to support these endless wars in the middle east? That don't know man. They pay our politicians off really well, apparently I don't know where they got all that goddamn money, but Paylor says it's money Sometimes I think it's votes like i've tried to make this comparison before the nra doesn't contribute a lot of money But they do direct a lot of votes and that can be just as important and I don't know how Israel does it but they're doing something important that makes politicians a pack does

They they invest huge sums of money. I don't think they do I think that there if we looked at how big they were in the list of donors they'd be in the 30s or I mean America's number one at $28 billion a year. You can also just look at what the proof is in the pudding, right? What's the biggest political committee, conference, whatever, every year that almost every major politician goes to? It's the APAC conference. The Realtors Association of America, I think I think they give 28 billion a year and they're like Apex not on the list in the top ten

Apex rags that they win like 94 percent of elections that they put money behind Well, that just means they're good. They're good at picking candidates, right? Yeah Like circumstance You do it you just have to look at you know We always pick a guy ahead. We always pick a feather we think is going to win. You just have to look at, is there a lobby for this foreign country in America that spends money to elect people that will do more for them? You don't like that. I don't like that. If I found out Russia was doing that shit or Italy was doing it, I would eat my meat. I found it on open secrets. APAC is the 25th largest donor organization

There's a whole nother list for individuals, but for organizations, they're the 25th largest Yeah, I do whatever they want. Yeah, right, but they it seems like their influence is much bigger than the 25th I didn't look for NRA, but I bet that's way down on the list also not a lot of various I'm sorry. I was gonna say not a lot of those groups have a country of origin You know, I mean like like Israel's kind of unique in that way I mean, it's not like I'm sure the Haitians send us some bananas and a Year or something right like you know, I give what they can remember the African tribe after 9-eleven that sent that herd of cattle

That was nice of them. Shout out fucking sick I think we took those cattle and sent them somewhere nice so they could retire. We did something with the cows. We didn't take them and butcher them and sell them on the market and turn that into cashola and throw it into the at the national debt or something. We did something chill about it. We all agree Israel's influential. I just don't understand how they're doing it. I don't think it's having a 25th largest donor Yeah, I don't know. It's they're influential but it's like, you know when the beacons were lit Rohan answered

Really? How many troops did Israel send alongside American troops in Iraq? Well, they were Stopped them if they want what they didn't say, less than half of all of them. Or Afghanistan. Like, why don't they even help us in these conflicts? They've got their own things to deal with, Taylor, and you know, they're under siege. Because when you're trying to win the hearts and minds, you don't send Jews to a Muslim country. That's a good point, too. Can you imagine, like, dude hopping off a Hummer with a Yamaka

under his, I think his helmet off? Because we were winning a lot of hearts and minds organically over this. I'm not saying it worked. I'm saying that's the strategy. And I do remember this. They literally told Israel like, you stay home, you're not going to help. You can't be part of this. Your presence isn't a good one. It's bad luck. So we just need the whole thing.

Now where's Israel in Ukraine? Yeah, we did the whole thing. I mean, the UK and Australia, haven't you heard about the Australian war crimes? I mean they were helping out tons. I'm serious, they had these special forces units. I've seen the videos. They're just hunting people down and murdering them in like fields and stuff. Yeah, all these are hard. Hard as nails. Yeah, I like the British because they were from the West. I've had enough of the whole Middle East for a lifetime. If I never heard another bit of news about the Middle East, I'd love it. That'd be awesome. I love, I enjoy the Middle East news. It's the most like horrific place on our planet. Someone doesn't like combat footage subreddits. Okay. Yeah, right? Did you know that there's a Syrian war that's been going on for I don't even know how many years that half a million people have died in?

Yeah. As many people have died in Syria in the last few years as our civil war. There's american boots on the ground there Fuck yeah, see that see that's what I like to hear woody. Thank you that I was feeling kind of down. I've had this stomach flu for three or four days But now that I know that we're in syria fighting the good fight. I thought we were out of wars Are you still sick? Maybe biden's not so bad. We could get we could dig him up. That's what, that's what we need. We need Kamala to get sick. You got it wrong that time. What if Kamala had a gym? I don't care. I was about to say, I know you're trying. First of all, I'm going to be calling her president Harris very soon. So we won't have to pittle paddle about her stupid

fucking name that she gets to decide how you pronounce it. guess oh by the way, I'm Kyle now get it right Watch a TV show that was terrible, but one of the characters names was Kamala and I was like no Kamala I fucked it up One of the and I was like, oh, so this is the name that somebody else has to it's old The episode was watches like five years old. Yeah, I want you to like like Jarrell, like Superman's dad. I want you to pronounce like that, but Ka-yel. Okay. Yeah. Now I want Ka-yel. And if I don't do it, it's offensive and I'm not being sensitive. I will be offended. I don't like it. And so I'm not gonna do it. Look, Taylor. Mm-hmm. And so I'm not gonna do what Taylor

I'm on Kyle side Your fucking name Color Taylor color That's how I was Danish you be but anyway the would the Internet's having a field day and even box news is talking about how We lost and oh, it's fun to do. Yeah, we'll see how the election goes Yeah, I look forward to the whole thing being over. I guess look the only thing I like about American politics period. I follow it sporadically, but I like Donald Trump I like his I like his nonsense. I like him making mockery of those storied establishments and and places and things

I think the the whole thing is just a big hypocrisy just a big dirty money ball of people cheating over the people and taking money from the corporations and things like a pack and stuff so it's all evil to me more like the idea of 2016 Trump I know I wasn't yeah I like the idea of it too but like then the reality of Trump came and he put the coal industry CEO in charge of the EPA. They put a for profit school owner in charge of the Department of Education. He put an unregistered foreign agent in charge of an unregistered

foreign agent. Yeah, I said it right in charge of national defense and it's like oh my gosh. You just put wolves in charge of every hen house in here. He made Mitch McConnell's the these jobs and unqualified people for these jobs. And it's like, oh, okay. So now that we know the reality of Trump, the whole drain, the swamp thing, he's the biggest swamp monster who's ever ran for the job. Unfortunately. Yeah. It kind of came out that way. It was almost like he had to sell his, if he, if it, if there was any genuineness to it at all from beginning,

it got sold for the victory. At some point there was some backroom stuff like, well, you know, my my wife she loves cars Well transportation secretary secretary is open I suppose you can drive herself right onto that office and that that paycheck and everything Yeah, well, we'll make sure we show up for you. Mr. President. That's not how much So, yeah, I Really checked out of politics if Trump isn't in it if he's not if he's not there because he's good to be checked I can electrix. I liked not knowing who the postmaster general was, right?

Yeah, yeah, I agree with you But you kind of want to check if Trump's appointing them. I like the the bull in the China shop idea I like fuck all this stupid shit y'all have been doing. I'm a businessman not a politician. I'm not coming for reelection That's what you wanted. You wanted a one-term Trump burning bridges every step of the way Like government shutdowns left and right and him just sticking and giving them the middle finger and say bullet a China shop is great But you need one with the strong moral core You know a guy who's just trying to get 10 million dollars from egypt and cash into his own pocket that's not the bull in the china shop that you want nope nope another bull in another potential

uh china uh china shop did you hear that connor McGregor is running of Ireland. Is he serious? How is that? Is there a chance he's an attention whore and tweeting that immediately got me to say that to a hundred thousand people or whatever, but like fucking Christ, he's, he's saying you run for president of Ireland. I don't, I hear he's not very popular there. I hear his popularity is with like Americans, uh, primarily. And then there's a global audience of kids, I'm sure,

but voting Irishman probably aren't his block. I do also know, I'm pretty sure the president of Ireland is that cool dude, that old chubby guy with the sweet dog. You know, they always show like, oh, he's very popular on Reddit. I think the dog passed away last year, the year or a year or two ago. And this is like tons of pictures of him. He's he brings the dog everywhere

That's why it's notable like the dogs always there with him at events and stuff. It's very sweet 2025 is upcoming President I hold the power to summon the dial and as well as dissolve it. I don't know what that fucking means. That's some Irish parliamentary gobbly gook Yeah, I don't know I doubt he'll run for president I bet it's very expensive But he's got the money shit. I don't know. Maybe he runs and does one of those political stunt elections I don't know anything about Irish politics. But to me it says I ain't fighting no more It's what really says whether he whether a ballot is ever cast in the name of McGregor or not

I don't think he's gonna slap the leather on and jump in the octagon again soon It doesn't seem like that to me and poor Michael Chandler Michael Chandler has been waiting to fight Conor McGregor for three or four years now It is a huge payday to fight Conor McGregor you get pay-per-view points But the more the pay-per-view makes obviously the more those points are worth Conor McGregregor pay per views are double, triple, quadruple. What a normal pay per view would be. It's a life-changing historic kind of thing. And also put you on a main stage where now sponsors are going to be reaching

out to you because you're doing this. Maybe you've like put some shine on yourself during it and it can catapult a good career into a great career. Fighting Conor McGregor can do that to you. He can make you the man. And Connor's just like, fuck you. Fuck you. I can make you the man and Conor's just like fuck you. Fuck you. I'm drinking my stout and smoke.

I'm storing my coke. I'm fucking these short little women. I swear that clip where it looked like he was rebuffing that short little troll. Yes. No, he was waiting till the camera was off so he could like get all over. She's doing something new.

I saw something big payday to fight Connor if you negotiate it. Cowboy Seroni didn't, Eddie Alvarez didn't. He doesn't get points. Like so. Seroni doesn't. Alvarez was the champ. That's who he took the belt from. So he just got his regular deal. I assume it was a good payday. Those are the only ones I know for sure. Yeah. So you've got your, what Dana will say is he has a contract. What are you talking about? This is another fight on his contract. We don't get a new contract for each fight He has a five fight deal So he's fighting Conor McGregor that the the reason it gets big Like I was saying is like if someone already has in their contract that they get points or I'm sure you can negotiate If they're if you're gonna fight Connor, you're gonna be like look I want some points

or if you have And I mentioned that because Nate Diaz was a late replacement when he first fought Connor and beat him the So they did. Now I'm fighting Conor McGregor and I don't know how much he made. I have five million in my head, but I'm low confidence on that. Yeah. But uh, yeah, apparently he negotiated a one off deal. That's different than his norm. This week's the uh, the OJ right? Isn't that coming up soon? Is it? I don't know what you're talking about. In the eye or whatever the sphere the sphere card. When does the sphere card have because it's I know Perea is fighting Roundhill or whatever and and also Valentina Shevchenko is trying to get her belt back from Brasso or whoever's holding on to it for that is it looks like it's

October 5th. Okay, that's the car. That's the card. I'm psych about. I want to see how well they take advantage of the sphere for a fighting event. I'm hoping that the ceiling is like lava or something and some guys knocked unconscious and wakes up and thinks he's in hell. Another fight I'm excited about? Jake Paul Tyson. That ain't happening. I thought that was cancelled. Yeah, I think they tried to do a prop All right. Here's my theory. I don't know anything publicly. They're like, oh, yeah Tyson had a little thing He had to put it off. So we're gonna have Jake's gonna fight. Who did Jake fight and beat up recently? I

Don't know else. He fought a I'm spacing out. I'm no idea They go by and wood like he already beat him twice Um, but in any case, I think that tyson was like, yeah, i'm not doing this and they found a way to excuse him It's rescheduled for november 15th. Oh shit. It does it not happen as it happened. I don't know, but i can take the phone of his dead daughter Say it again jake said something about tyson's dead daughter And I don't know if you know this but but that was one of the crushing events in Tyson's life aside from losing to motto.

And there was an interview, it's a very famous interview and the man's at Tyson's mansion. And he's like, all these belts, all these riches. What does it all mean? When you've lost your daughter, his daughter like fell in a swimming pool and drowned or something like in Tyson's like this Tyson starts like breaking down. He's like you have to leave now. You understand you have to leave now you understand It's like I mean it's not safe for you. I think you might have yeah something like that. It's like you gotta go He wasn't like offended

He was like so in his emotions and so distraught that he was getting ready to lash out as like the as a defense mechanism Was this a long time ago? He lost his daughter. Yeah young tight. Yeah. Yeah, 25 years ago probably You know it but anyway, we even knew this story. Yeah, it's pretty fucked up for him to say that but you know It's a fight games. Whatever. I don't think they'll fight. I didn't think he was gonna fight. I thought him coming up with that I don't think they'll fight. I didn't think he was going to fight. I thought him coming up with that injury, mal, like whatever he claimed happened was just an excuse to like, you know, I don't want to do this. I don't fight this young kid. He's looking pretty tough. You know, I talked to my butt. I talked to a Vander. He told me not don't do it. Thought the Lennox Lewis. He said don't do it. I should be doing all the pro boxers is like current peak of their game. Pro boxers are saying Jake Paul will win. I can't find anyone who seems to think Tyson will win and he's a subject matter expert. Yeah, like my dumb ass. I'm not sure. I don't know. I

see Tyson hit a heavy bag and he looks amazing. Someone made an argument though that was persuasive for me. They're like Tyson at the end of his career. This is still like I'll make it up. You know, thirty-four year old Tyson in shape trying to make a comeback for the belt losing to chumps like do you really think whatever 57 year old Tyson's better than he was at 35? Yeah.

And I'm like damn if he was losing to chumps 20 years ago. Yeah, that was my point. That was my point. I I because I remember some of his last fights. I remember I watched the Linux Lewis fight on pay-per-view one of my dad's friends bought it and we went over there and I remember he had like Five pounds of prime rib sliced on a table and I was just eating it by the handful watching Mike Tyson get dominated Yeah, he shouldn't fight Jake Paul. Jake Paul's a fucking athlete. He's younger. He's stronger. He's faster. He's probably bigger. He's on every chemical known to man and Tyson's an old retired short fighter who should sell his weed accessories and podcast. He looks fatty bells against

Lennox Lewis. It was crazy. Lennox Lewis just bullied him and won I think like every round and there was hardly 30 seconds in a row where Tyson looked better but when he lost to Kevin McBride, I don't even know who that is, like that's when like 38 year old Tyson lost to Kevin McBride. 58 year old Tyson's not better than that guy. So yeah yeah I was surprised that they even agreed to do the thing Paul's got a fucking great like whoever I Think it might be him. Whoever's the street the strategist over there whoever's like yeah this guy that guy There must be a list of guys. I remember when Tyron Woodley Tyron Woodley was asking for the heat I remember Jane just had beat up

funky funky fresh and Ben Askren and Woodley was backstage being a little disrespectful and I was thinking like, man, why does Woodley have to go to Jake? Why doesn't Jake have to go to Woodley? Because I thought so much of Woodley. Woodley was this dominant champ in the UFC and fuck, Jake beats him. and they're like, ah, run it back and he starches him unconscious, like lays him out like Rocky and it's like, okay, this guy's

real. He's just real. You you don't need to be like that. Damn it. That's right. Like the he's one of the guys known to have good hands in the UFC and he's not. I mean, he's not at his prime but he's not like over the hill like Tyson either. Yeah, late 30s.

Yeah. So anyway, that's probably enough to talk, but Jake is really good. You know, everyone's like, ah, he strategically chooses his, you know, professional athletes that he beats. And I'm like, I can't strategically choose which professional athletes I beat. I would lose to all of them. He hasn't fought a single guy I could beat so he's doing something right all right other than uh getting jacked and engaged and tracking a bunch of lunatics online

what do you do for fun um you know I call I'm called the game from Mars but I haven't played a video game in years so I don't do that. That's a good question. Yeah, I haven't played a video game in over two years. I just like I work so much that I just had to cut out something. And it was the video games. Fair enough. Thank you. Yeah. In terms of other hobbies, I should have something else,

but it's really just the exercise and work. I also run an advertising agency with 16 employees called Nano Zebra. So I represent 110 creators to get them sponsored messages. So that's my other business 111 actually really cool Under-11 we're gonna hire art We'll talk to you after the show what was the what was the last video game you played two years? Um, I I What was the last video game you played? Two years. I bought the Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom and I never took it out of the packaging.

Before that, what was the last video game I played? I think I booted up Majora's Mask on the 3DS to play that a little bit. I didn't get far. I don't even remember, honestly. Probably like Super Mario Odyssey or something. Holy shit. Did you used to game way too much play that a little bit. I didn't get far. I don't even remember honestly, probably like Super Mario Odyssey or something. Did you used to game way too much and it was keeping you from other things and that's why

you quit or just management? I think it was just one of these things where my life changed and I just whenever I was playing video games at a certain point, I was just thinking to myself constantly, I can be, I could be doing something more productive right now. That's just that thought process was in my brain at all times. So I couldn't even enjoy games. Actually, now I know the last game I played, it was I got a PS five, and I got the horizon zero dawn game. And I was playing until like, two o'clock in the morning, and then was screwing up my sleep schedule.

And I realized like, I can't control myself doing this. So I'm better off just cutting it out of my life just to focus on other things so yeah that's what I did very smart difficult to do though we're doing the opposite of that Taylor and I what time what time well maybe all three of us what time did y'all go to sleep last night and was it video games uh no I didn't play any video games yesterday. I probably went to bed about 1230. Oh **** After midnight and I have defeated Elden Ring. I have beaten the whole thing. I beat the DLC. I beat the DLC if people are experts in this. The last alright, alright. So the way that I play Elden Ring is I have a dexterity build and I basically dodge when you hit me and I hit you.

I don't hit you that hard. I have to hit you so many times and I can never break your stance I'm a the last character consort known to be like the hardi The whole ground explodes dodge that the whole thi He jumps at you. I'm only and I'm supposed to infer doing with his hands by l I don't know and I'm

dodging and I'm doing my best and and it just I have to hit him literally like 600 times before he hits me twice. How long does the fight go on? Like a winning fight. How long does the winning fight? It took me like twelve minutes. Which is

long. Holy **** You're sweaty. That's a lot of dodging. It is hard to not **** up for 12 minutes in a row. He has undodgeable things. It's just wild. And I changed my whole play style. I went from this dexterity build. I just started beating the shit out of commons until I got strong enough to hold a great shield. And then this great, it looks like a tombstone. I hold it in front of me and I poke him with my legs and I poke him with my legs. And he starts my say he's like I am the strongest and I'm like who decided that motherfucker I'm gonna go beat so many god damn turtles I'm gonna come back here jacked.

That's exactly what I did. You just spawned animals in the wild? Yes yes. He did the south park maneuver. Holy shit. I got a sword that could kill like eight turtles at a time, which is my version of video game gym. And I just killed eight turtles, made him respond and did that again and again and again until I put on like the fourteen levels I needed to hold this shield. I got this great Lance and I leveled it all the way up to the level of like ancient dragon smithing stone. And I just poked at him, poked at him, poked at him. And he hit me and I'm like, do you see this

**** ****? It's literally a tombstone. You can't hurt me much and and I'm having to measure like there's no time to heal yourself or there's uh the other thing is I can't hold the shield up very long. So, I have to put it down and rest when he's not hitting me which is always and anyway, five tries later after hitting the the video game gym I defeated consort and I haven't touched the game since so nice there's nothing for you to do anymore you've defeated the consort well you can prestige and everybody gets harder but uh that's okay

your phil yeah back at the gym now. This video game wasn't good. Uh Art knows the score but yes, I have defeated I I I I made Elden Ring my **** I have beaten every monster. I've basically 100% of it. There isn't a fancy item or boss in that game that I didn't

face. I followed his checklist and uh now it's over. I'm on a similar journey with Tarkov. I got Kappa and now I'm trying to fully unlock Lightkeeper. So I've got a ways to go but as soon as I'm done I'm like done. I've never even seen that done. Like I couldn't find YouTube videos of people fully unlocking Lightkeeper. Oh it takes a minute. It takes a minute. I'm pretty deep into it now. I probably got the problem is they time lock the quests so you finish one They're like come back in a couple days. I'll give you another one It's like fuck man. I can hammer these out one of them and it might have been bugged but one of them took a week

One of them took a week for the next quest to pop up. I thought I was like I told you my games bugged I can't progress it unlocked yesterday and I got to do the next quest like fucking shit It was a week and it was it was almost exactly seven days I think so. Hey, that was it I've also been playing space marine 2 that came out Monday for webs who didn't want to pay a hundred fucking dollars Jesus game companies are evil these days. I Don't like it. I like the story. I would like to watch the movie that is the cinematics, but I don't enjoy the gameplay It's a little too hack-and-slash. I don't like the the way you progress and like earn better weapons.

And I don't find the fights to be interesting. It's very repetitive. Lots of just smashing things with your chainsword and shooting things with your gun, which I get is the game, but like, it's not fun to me. I played for three hours last night until it was kind of late. And then I asked for a refund. So until it was kind of late and then I Asked for a refund. So we'll see if that comes. Oh you did. Okay. Okay. I was like I really didn't like really not fun I played for three hours. It's messed up my sleep schedule. I was there till 2 a.m. Ill like I couldn't go to sleep like like I've been I've been sick and so like I've had this stomach flu for

So we afford it was food poisoning on pkm because I was vomiting and I had chills and hot and like cold sweats and just suffering through the night how often do you get food poisoning um I don't think I've ever gotten like a true case of food poisoning to be honest there we go yeah I think some people just have stomachs of steel I think well me you and Woody are in that camp because Kyle is always and ever afflicted by these words. You don't eat Captain D's stuffed crab at 11 p.m. when they're closing?

No. I'll do it. That's the most baffling thing to order to your home. Dude, I wanted those stuffed crabs so bad. They're so good. Put a little tartar sauce on there, get the fork You're going to do it again. Aren't you? You can't stop me. You know the boss. Yeah, that's fucking tasty. I know what it's like to eat a bunch of shit makes you feel. But I don't think this was food poisoning. I think it was a

virus. I knew some sort of stomach virus thing because it's been days now and it's weird because the first night I had just a nightmare just throwing up cold just shivering and then burning up shivering and then burning up sweating through multiple like layers of like I was wearing sweats because I'm so cold I sweat through all that take them off and change and then repeat the process and the next day I was a little queasy but I was good. I got eight. I felt fine. Then nighttime comes around, bedtime comes around. It's nightmare mode again. I start shivering. I'm like, wait a minute, what's this? And there's like goose pimples on my like shoulders like pop. I'm like feel my shoulder to my girlfriend.

You know this does feel that way. It does have COVID vibes. Just maybe it could totally be COVID. You got the run up. but it's I don't know I don't i've probably got a test somewhere in a drawer But I haven't had any like coughing sneezing any of that. It's all been stomach bug bug stuff And uh, but like it's still today. I've got like diarrhea It's fucking gross and I don't feel good and I haven't eaten today. I had a one today. I had one bite of white rice Yesterday I had one bite of white rice. Yesterday I had a bowl of white rice and some chicken. That's the best part about being sick is the carefree weight loss. It's all water way. I'm

just dehydrating myself. Well, no. The secret is not to drink on the other side of the sickness. Discipline. Just dehydrate yourself. Just like parched and cracked. Discipline Dehydrate yourself parched and cracked For life I'd kill for a two-week cleanse right now Totally ill start drinking salt water start drinking salt water those guys that shipwrecked They always got that Jesus like V. You know they always ripped when they rest starvation Yeah, yeah and salt water you you know, a little crazy. Did you remember the one guy? He uh, he was shipwrecked. I don't remember exactly what happened.

He was either shipwrecked or he fell off a cargo vessel. Anyway, he stuck out in the fucking Pacific and he survived on like ketchup packets and relish and shit for like not a short amount of time, like maybe three months. He's like eating relish and like seagull blood and they rescue him and and I think hinds sponsored him They're like we want to do we're putting the last thing he wants He's like you lived on our shit like a bottle of ketchup saved your life Well, do we have a commercial for you? They like they hooked him up. Did something. Oh my god I yeah, he would never want he. He's going to be like an Oklahoma

city bomber at the Heinz factory. He's the Heinz PTSD, I bet. I can't listen to that. I need a hero song without remembering my near-death experience. He must think that about ketchup. Oh yeah, the side of a burger starts shaking. Probably. Yeah. I would like die before I ate relish packets for that long. I think I mean if there were seagulls around I Would have been like lighting things on fire like trying anything like Asians. I'd be yes I'd find a nice Canadian goose Yeah, let's head off make a nice tasty meal, you know, I don't know who you need loose in this situation But it's not me. Fuck not, frankly. They're all mean. Yeah, if Haitians are eating geese, dude, you can do that.

It's okay. They're free. Go get everyone you want. You know what the problem is, really? They're literally one of the birds that you're not allowed to do that with. There's a whole bunch of animal protection agencies and the EPA are like, oh, we can't ... Taylor and his big government

pro-geese agenda is those are federally pro-no i'm coming down against it i i want i want us to wage war on these canadian geese they're so uppity they know what they can do whatever they want he either rubs vaseline on their eggs when he finds them what does that do you don't know does it let me guess it suffocates them they They kill I does something to him kills them because that was a whole Waste of time hobby Yeah murders that letter Kenny episode where over at the golf course they're wanting to get rid of all the Kate the Canadian the Canadian geese and they're they're like they're they're killing them and all the characters from Letter Kenny are super angry about it.'re super defensive of the canadian geese

I better not be a canada goose You know, maybe they maybe they really do have pride over their geese up there. I wouldn't think so. They're when I When I hear assholes, but geese are amongst the top. I've seen geese bully bulls How's that happen when I hear the haitians are are killing geese and eating them at parks? that happen? When I hear that Haitians are killing geese and eating them in parks, I'm okay with it, but I bet if I saw it, I'd be shocked and disturbed. Because here's what I imagine. I imagine that we're all having a normal white people day at the park with picnic baskets and shit. And then we glance over and there's a bunch of dudes that sound French but don't look it. And they're beating a goose to death with a club.

And then they're plucking it while having a casual conversation at the table next to us. And while the other one starts a trash fire in one of those publicly provided grill areas, you know what I'm talking about? And then they proceed to roast and then they got to rip the guts out, which you know, are going right in the same I'm probation. I really prefer they burn wood. That's the part of the story. I didn't like roast and then they got to rip the guts out, which you know are going right in the same situation. I really prefer they burn wood.

That's the part of the story I didn't like. We burn it on Coors Lightbox. It is off-putting. I don't like it. I wouldn't like that. That's what went down, right? Like, there's no way they were like, had like normal cutlery and like, no, they like plucked the, they murdered probably a beloved bird.

That was like Ernie the Goose. The guy I saw walking across the street with the beheaded goose did not He wasn't giving off Gordon Ramsay vibes John Pierre No, it's not that's that's barbecue the Haitian cannibal escaped I'm not making that up. There was a Haitian warlord cannibal. He was one of the Haitian warlords. There were some other cannibal rivals.

We didn't know their names because I guess they weren't as good at branding as all of our game. Are there any cannibal warlords of note from your state? St. Louis maybe. Actually, maybe St. Louis is the best place to know. There's probably a cannibal in the city area. My point is they're not sending their best. They're sending their warlords, they're sending their cannibals. They're eating our gooses, folks. A lot of our gooses are going missing.

I hate them too, but they're American. Like, you'd even get that wrong. Like, an American goose. That's a noble bird. Noble bird. They're a noble bird. Noble bird. They're not noble bird. I mean, maybe they're best. Swan is a noble bird, but swans also they're dicks too. Yeah. They're pretty ordinary. I think they're less likely than goose to get up in your business. Like I think they want to get away from you. Find a cool bird.

I challenge you, but go ahead, take a domesticated parrot and put your finger in the cage. See how that works out for you. It's going to bite you. I've seen ducks cuddle with kids. They wrap their long little neck around the kids. That's AI, Kyle. No, that's fucking real, dude. Ducks are so sweet. I've saw a chicken run up to its favorite kid and jump into its arms and like, it's like nuzzling. It's it. When I see it, i do have the other day experience let me take the other sad fucking shit i saw the other day i saw a crippled

pig and its brother is bringing it food it's getting a big mouthful of like hay and it takes it out to like the little dog house that the crippled pig lives in and the camera lady's like oh you're looking after your brother that's a good good boy. And I was like, fuck, I eat those things. I've got a whole pork loin in my fridge. The names were bacon and sausage. It was look at that guy. Look how sweet it's like a puppy dog eyes. You look deep into those eyes and you see evil. That has plans. I could become a vegetarian if they could just make some artificial meat that would

that would convince me I absolutely would stop. I just every reddit poisons me against against hurting these things Sweet of the bird world ducks are probably the cutest But I don't like other than that I don't even think there is a close second I used to be more merciless when it came maybe a hummingbird. I'm all birds. Don't bother anyone We're just doing their own thing. I caught one the other day with my with my hands Yeah, it got really yeah Yeah It flew into my gym and it's got a like a high pitched ceiling and it was up there hovering like clearly panicked

Because it couldn't stop hovering and had been up there a long time And I know they got like a weird metabolism like it burns really fast so that can be dangerous for them So I like get on top of my dip machine and I mean standing on the tippy top of it and it's rocking and I've got a blanket in my hands trying to capture this motherfucker but I and I can't like grab him like he's a base he's the most fragile creature I can imagine but I caught him very gently and I had him like this the blanket and he's going like a puppy. It sounded like a crying puppy and my dogs are losing their fucking shit.

But remember I'm tippy top of a dip machine. I'm six feet, my feet are six feet in the air and I'm standing up tall holding this thing and the dogs are on the machine at the bottom rocking it. and the dogs. Now, the dogs are on the machine at the bottom rocking it. And I'm doing like a slow crap like like squat to like lower my center of gravity and like using my elbows and knees and crawling down with no hands because I can't release this thing without hurting it. And finally get outside and I'm like, please fly free. And when I open my hand, sure enough, he like flew off. Good end of the day. I was so happy for him. It's way better than my experience. I saw the hummingbird, I put gasoline in the jar and held it up against the ceiling. I was like, oh, that's wasps. That's wasps. You know, I did that and he hated it. Poor little guy.

He went into a deep sleep and I left him outside to recover his own face. And then when I let him go from the gasoline, he just flopped to the ground. I, Kyle did it better. Yeah, well good for you, Kyle. That's a very kind, I guess, what are we, great ape? The great apes that are pretty chill, the little birds like that.

Chimp would have torn it up. Hominids? Gorilla would have probably ripped it up. Oh, any of those things that's a great family guy bit by the way there's a gorilla of like petting a kitten and Lois walks I'm just like oh isn't that cute and Pete is like yeah took a while but he stopped tearing him in half yes they pan over and there's a huge pile of kittens torn it's kind of the same as that Chappelle joke where he's like got the monkey and he's like you won't go out tonight nah

Ninja staying home with my monkey The monkey to suck dick, you know how long it took me to suck dick without peeling it first If there's a spider in the house you kill it or set it free or leave it alone depends on what kind of spider So there are those what I call house spiders are very slight Like every part of their body is very like thin and tiny and wispy even the end and there there's been a corner somewhere I'll leave those like if there was one in the bottom behind my PC desk right now I'd leave it there to to like guard the place from mosquitoes and such wolf spiders. It's what we have down here.

They run around, they don't make webs. They're like pouncing predators and they get pretty big. I don't want to exaggerate, but like they get big enough that you're intimidated. You're like, Oh, way, yeah. Well, I leave both spider. I'm on the other to me. A wolf spider is the perfect uh like roommate. We name them Henry, every one of them and uh I see it and I'm

like you don't make a web so you don't make my house look unmaintained and you eat cockroaches and all the other things I don't want in the house. When I see a wolf spider, I leave it alone and I might even shoo it away so my wife doesn't discover it. I kill it as fast as I can and I prioritize its death over everything else I was doing that night like I will tear a room apart to make you die I I can't stand for you to coexist with me if I know I was on the couch one night I've had them crawl over me twice spiders like once I was shirtless in bed one crawled over me

I like tried to smack it but instead I like flicked it away I tore the whole bedroom apart before I found it like like I was going to go to a hotel that night like like because it was a big boy there's nearly a fire I was spraying so much poison that eventually like he got a contact high and I found him crawling out from under like a piece of furniture that I had Your entire room just poison Always killed his food source first and then like maybe a month or two ago I was on the couch and I looked and there's what one here like fucking crawling on me

Well, it's fine really a big fucking spider and I like I go to smush it and I lose it I can't find it I've got like a blanket and a pillow and I've I go to smush it and I lose it I can't find it I've got like a blanket and a pillow and I've got like my my like shit my phones on like another pillow like I've got my whole little and there's dogs all over me this is how I exist on the couch and like I have to tear all that apart I'd rip my whole couch is a like a big u-shaped sectional like like three like three-quarters of a square and I'm completely disassembling all the cushions are out

We had to find that motherfucker. Can you change your couch into a square? I Don't think it'll go completely into a square. No. Yeah, but It gets much deeper though, like it can be one it could be a line That's that's just deep enough to sit down on or it can be a shorter or it can be like a U that's very deep. Like it could be two cushions deep so that you can make like a giant bed out of it. I love my couch.

I think it's the perfect design. It wasn't like super expensive. I don't think I got a great one, but just the type of couch where that you can rearrange all the corners and stuff and make, cause I redesign it maybe every three or four months and like try something new. And you know, we've got four fucking dogs. So when there's two people and four dogs on a couch,

you need a big fucking couch. I've been considering getting one of those Colorado King beds, one of those gigantic Kings that's like extra wide. Yeah. I don't know the difference. I know there's like Alaska. Yeah. Isn't the one with an M is a Wyoming. There's a Wyoming, I know there's like Alaska. Yeah, there's the biggest one. Isn't the one with an M, is it a Wyoming? There's a Wyoming, I think. Yeah, yeah, and some of them get wider and some of them get wider and longer,

but yeah, you can get some truly gargantuan. California King's not much bigger. People think, oh, California King, holy smokes. No, it's actually, it's bigger, but it's smaller in one dimension and it's narrower in the other. And so it's like- Is that what it is? It's just longer? Yeah, it's stupid. bigger, but it's smaller in one dimension. It's narrow. So it's like is that what it is? Yeah Asking Kings the one you want to come out the biggest bed. So yeah, if you look at King 76 by 80 California King 72 smaller by 84 bigger. It's bigger in general, but it's pretty close

I didn't mean California Kings for tall people like clearly well It my argument for California King. We don't have one, but it's pretty close. I didn't mean California Kings for tall people like clearly well It my argument for California King. We don't have one but it's a you could have dogs at the foot Sure, that family bed like fucking Charlie and the chocolate factories uncle Piled in Alberta king family You found like a legit dangerous spider in your house Kyle Uh black widows we have down here. I don't know what brown recluse look like it's possible that i've seen brown I just can't identify them. Um, I also can't identify snakes like like people like actual water moccasin. I'm like, I don't

know what that is. I'm with you. I know the brown recluse body shape. So I kill every unfortunate spider who shaped like a brown recluse. Yeah. And I know black widows, which are pretty rare, but I've seen. Yeah, they're easy. Very easy as a spot of black widow. We have so many brown recluse here in Missouri, the whole Midwest is just rife with them. Cause I'm sure. And I'll kill them in my basement pretty regularly. And I found that brown, don't they? Wolf spiders do kill them. And so if I see a wolf spider in the unfinished area, it's the only place I've ever seen like a big spider in my house is the unfinished basement area.

Nowhere else are they noticeable. But I've, if I see one that's like a reasonable size, I'm like, all right, you know, I don't like that you're here right now, but you're not going to bother me in my lift. So hopefully you just go away on your own. I found one that was like, I have a shooting area with hockey pucks and like a hockey net and sticks and everything that in between sets, sometimes I'll like shoot some wrist shots at the net. And like this wolf spider was every bit as large as a hockey puck. It was fucking absurd. I crushed it with a hockey stick because I saw it in my head. I was like, I can't abide this. Like this can't be in my home. Is there a chance

it was a tarantula? Because they get that size. I don't think I would be a tarantula there. But I, I when I crushed it with the blade of a hockey stick, it was like Looney Tunes. It wasn't entirely covered by the blade. You could see the legs on the sides. It made an audible crunch like it had bones. It was not... It did not have bones. They don't have bones. No, they don't have bones. It's an excellent stone. But it sounded like he had bones.

That's how big this fucker was. And after I killed him, I did feel a little like, maybe I should have left that guy alive. He's clearly the most successful hunter in the history of my basement. And that was probably a year ago, and there hasn't been an influx of bugs. So maybe he was arrested. You ever see Arachnophobia the film no you're muted Kyle I don't know why but it happened art do you kill spiders in the house so do you set them free or what I'll kill them but I don't really see that many spiders in my house I'm pretty fortunate yeah what state are you

in Pennsylvania hmm yeah if it's any other kind, if it's a spider that's even vaguely shaped like a brown recluse, I just kill it. Like every single time. And I bet I err like a little too aggressive with that sometimes. Like I'll see, but also it's like you'll see like a little black house spider and it's like well you're in the corner of my living room now and you've just made a little web here. Like I want a spider web in my house. I want to kill you. And then I'm going to use a paper towel and I'm going to grab that. And then I'm going to take a Clorox wipe. I'm going to clean where you were.

The king of spiders. They, they don't hurt people except apparently they can, they can bite you and made his leg hairless. OK, they can bite you, but like they don't want to. Like they don't want to. It's like a it's like a brown recluse, frankly. Like brown recluses don't want to be around you. They will do everything they can to avoid. I don't care what they fucking want, Taylor. Haven't you heard the horror stories about inviting people on the penis and the penis rotting off?

I haven't seen. I was convinced I was bitten by a brown recluse like three years ago now, because I was sitting on my couch, middle of the night, not middle of the night, probably 10pm, I'm watching TV and I have this like sharp, like I just got a shot in my right forearm and I feel like a little skittering and I go, I brushed it off and like I could feel the knuckles of my left hand connect with something and push it off my arm. And I just watched it for like the next two hours and it was like progressing the same way that a brown recluse bite is supposed to.

And I did you do anything? No, any good medical to be like I watched it for two hours ago, worse and worse. So went to bed. That is exactly what I did. I'm like, you know what we're going to do? We're going to keep an eye on it. And I woke up and it was like, still American needs free healthcare. I was literally like, I'm going to go spend money on a maybe spider bite to get bullied. It's also the convenience, man. It's like,

I know what a hassle it's going to be to go. Yeah. Like I don't, first of all, I don't know where to go. I'm gonna have to make calls and inquiries and then I'm gonna show up somewhere. Emergency care sucks. If you if you go to one of those places like that, they're triage. It's so I do have a tip. I wish I knew if you're a parent, find out which hospitals near you are good for kids and just know it cuz you might be surprised to learn how many hospitals are not equipped hospitals near you are good for excellent movie from the 80s jeff daniels small town

He's moving in he's then he's replacing the town doctor but uh, um Long story short, uh a spider from south america that was in this isolated ecosystem down in one of those crazy sinkholes um ends up in the sleepy town via like A casket it gets imported in someone's casket and it mates with a common house spider. And so all these little common house spiders are now instant deadly. And so the movie is lots of spiders creeping through people's houses and they're unaware.

And it's very scary. Or at least it always was to me. It's a fun movie. John Goodman is the is the comic relief. He shows up as the exterminator. He's an exterminator. And he's wearing like he looks like a Ghostbuster when he shows up to fight bugs. And the spider is like big. And it's not just big, it like like it's like this big, like pie plate big. And it's fighting Jeff Daniels at the end who has a nail gun, and a can of spray paint and a lighter. And he's fighting the spider down in the basement. But there's like bookshelves falling on Jeff

Daniels putting him at a disadvantage obviously to a spider. But the spider look at him like leap and like lurch at him and it's all it's deadly if it bites him. It's a fun movie. It's really good. Arachnophobia. It's on Plex now. You ever wonder like how much humans were getting like seriously fucked up by spiders and snakes back in the day? You know, we all have this fear of it. Like so even if people even when you talk to someone who's like, oh, I'm not afraid of spiders, or I'm not afraid of snakes at all. It's like, yeah, there's one on your shoulder right now. Most of the time, like there is at some point in history history like we were getting owned by just

Scary bugs biting us in our sleep in the woods or some shit. It's awful What else are we unnecessarily scared of? Because there's something we're more afraid of than we should be Ocean water well, I mean that almost makes sense like there there's stuff in there you don't know. Surely a lot of ancestors died trying to explore it. This guy, he's on a cargo vessel. He's like, it's a rite of passage to like hop off when we pass the Marianas Trench and take a swim. Because you're, you know, all that ocean water below you. It's the deepest point in the ocean.

29,000 feet. Does that sound right? It's crazy. Yeah. I think it's deeper than It's crazy. Yeah. I think it's it's deeper than ever. Yeah. Yeah. Which I think is 32. I don't know. So it's, but they'll hop off and swim. And I know like logically, it's silly to be more afraid of that than it's like falling, right? Like call it 200 feet is unsurvivable. Maybe 100 is sometimes you see weird shit, but like 200 feet you're dead dead What's there between 200 500 a little more? Little more time for regrets another second a half of all time or something is the real answer But I'm gonna tell you right now

I'd be way more afraid on top of that Mumbai Tower than I would on top of like acrophobia the ride in Atlanta here Like that's 200 250 or so it's scary up there But when I saw Tom Cruise on top of that tower, I was like I'm a little scared in my house Like I know you did that last week and I'm scared for you now You see Will Smith duplicate it and and like he's all harnessed up and strapped in and he's sitting down Tom Cruise does it he's just up there raw dog and it's Look, I hate Tom Cruise the man, but I love Tom Cruise the performer and the celebrity

He is a bad motherfucker that dude's like five four or something and he owns that he's elite He but the same way Lee look Arnold Schwarzer has this great story He's like doesn't speak English has a stupid fucking accent gap in his teeth a big muscle-bound Goober stupid clearly can't act. He became the highest paid actor in Hollywood and the governor of the fucking state married a Kennedy. All right. Holy fucking shit.

But then when you look over here at, um, Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise, he's good looking and he's got, he can, he can talk, but damn, he's so short, but what he, what he modeled himself into, he didn't become some Woody Allen type, Oh, OEV character. He became the bad-ass of badasses. He plays Jack Reacher in two movies. There's a scene where a guy's like five guys are challenging him to a street fight outside a bar. And he's like, just remember, after this is over, you wanted this. And then he proceeds to like cripple five men in the street. I know exactly, men in the street. I know exactly

I do the line. He's bending kneecaps backwards and like elbows are popping popping out dicks are getting torn from like he ruins five men with his bare hands. You've heard the Matt Damon story about his conversation with Tom Cruise, right? No, tell me. So, Tom Cruise does a stunt. I think it's the one where he's on the outside of a skyscraper running along the windows and but he's like

strapped in running along the windows doing his thing. I know exactly. Yeah. So, Matt Damon is like, dude, you really did that and he's like, yeah, he's like, that come about and Tom's like, so, he's like, how'd that come about? And Tom's like, so I had this planned out for years. Years I've been wanting to run along the side of a skyscraper.

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the one that's the one that's the one that's Anyway, so she doesn't like that, but I'm like, yeah, but he rode a motorcycle off a jump off us off a cliff and then he was on the outside of that C 130 hanging on. Yeah, I know they had strapped on but he's out there raw dog and again in the wind getting something about the motorcycle to the parachute captures my personal sense of like well this guy did do the coolest thing ever done. You do it too though. What impresses me is stuff where I'd be like, ooh, you better line the Brinks truck up. You better back it all the way up motherfucker. You're too because he's going to space next. Yeah, it's a movie in space. That's going to be the most interesting thing ever how they're going to pull that off.

Like I like the way he could be cool that like like he did the Top Gun Maverick and he had so much like sway. He was able to say listen everything we do needs to be in actual planes. We can't fake reactions to G forces. We can't, you know, make this happen. It all needs to be real. So they made it real. And I think a little bit of that to some extent was maybe a Tom Cruise boondoggle. Like he wanted these life experiences to add to all the others and this space movie

my interpretation is same sort of thing like is it actually better to film it in space i wonder no you say okay it's gonna no it's the spectacle i don't think it's better necessarily have him on the actually on the outside of a c130 we could probably make him look like he is but when i know he is i don't know i can't see it when like his hair is blowing in that wind and it's like that's not a fan blowing Heart, that's a that's a airplane at takeoff velocities. That's when he broke his leg When he broke his leg jumping from one building to the next, you know, or is a like I knew his ankle Maybe his low low low leg break. Maybe I remember exactly again leg and ankle. They're the same thing. They're the same bones Yeah fair

No, I got a lot of respect for him his career. I like his fucking movies, dude What was a few good men or is that the one where he's like you can't handle the truth? With Nicholson what's that? Yeah, I think it is a few good men. I had all the certain gentlemen I had and I was so sure I was right That's a different story. Yeah, but a few good men with Nicholson is fucking great. I can remember who was telling the story. It's one of the lesser actors, but he was talking about Nicholson He's like, you know, nobody's there cameras aren't on and we're running the scene and Nicholson's up there He's like you can't handle the truth and I'm like, hey Jack you pull it back a little, you know We're nobody's watching. He's like I came to work or whatever like I always give a hundred percent

And I was like that's fucking cool. I like that more about next the other Nicholson her story. I love Nicholson was apparently I don't know how you'd make this up He was apparently in the middle of a very long lovemaking session with this woman like along with some sort of marathon fuckfest This is in real life not in real life Okay and stopped and excused himself ate an entire apple pie and then returned to the sex and and i was like you don't make that story up i just feel like that happens it's not even remarkable it's just weird like i call that friday i mean i go

with blueberry but you gotta you gotta carve up for a fuck wow one pie big man You gotta you gotta carve up for a fuck Wow one pie big When you down a salami get call me oh yeah eat a whole salami and then I eat Oreos until my fingers are tangling I hate politics, but I'm fucking obsessed with celebrity. I don't like the like like I don't know like like the entertainment news type shit I don't like the I don't care about their dirty laundry I just I want to hear good things about them. I like good celebrities. I love Keanu Reeves I've never heard anything but charity and kindness come come out of him the thing about Keanu Reeves. I don't think he's a great actor He's a great man. He's not he's not but you've made me appreciate this your influence I mean, I think really good acting every so often. I'll like step in and be like, you know what? This acting is amazing. The um the good

doctor. Uh it's it's not a show I recommend for you. Jackie and I loved it but I don't think you would but the actor who played maybe Toby on the West Wing, he's bald. I know well. Okay. He was uh he was on the good doctor and he played the

president of the hospital and it's like god damn he is delivering A good doctor and he played the president of the hospital and it's like god damn he is delivering A plus performances and a few of the doctors on that show delivered A plus performances and I'm like this is **** good acting. This silly

show has no right to be this well acted yet it was and every so often I'll I'll just get like engaged in a movie or um I think it's called Sin Scenes. It's a subreddit cinema scenes, but it's okay yeah, yeah, and and They'll just put on outstanding scenes and oftentimes the acting is a plus in those scenes and I

Never really gave a shit about acting or really judge whether one actor was good or another I just judge whether the movie made me happy now Now I'm like, this guy is killing it. He's doing great. There's a few people out there that just every time they hit it out of the park. Paul Dano is like that. If you remember, remember, there will be blood. Remember, there will be blood. He's the Daniel Day Lewis.

Yeah, he's Daniel Day Lewis is a foe. He's the one who's going with the church. Yeah, Paul Dano is the one. And he's also the Riddler in the new Batman movie spoilers But that means tons and tons. It is it's a big spoiler. I don't know this He's the actor it's well that he's the Riddler. It's it's it's it's you don't know who the Riddler is until the very end It's not okay. Where's he don't know. It's the eccentric weirdo. That's walking around being like I

Promise you you don't it's a big you should watch it. It's the eccentric weirdo that's walking around being like I promise you you don't it's a big you should watch it It's good. Wait. This is the new Joker movie with no the new Batman movie. That's got Who's the the the the? Babbing the Twilight guy the Twilight guy. Yeah, he's really good actor as well I'm spaced out of his name, but the new Batman is quite good I like honestly I like art So I like the the Joker Batman that had Heath Ledger That's my favorite Batman, but my second favorite Batman is the most recent Batman with the Twilight guy

In it and also Lenny Kravitz daughter plays batwoman or excuse me, Catwoman and she's fucking sexy. She is so hot. I knew it wasn't going to be about her talent. Dude, Batman even creeps on her. It's funny. Robert Pattinson. Robert Pattinson is a gangster. He can act. He came back from that Twilight thing. It was like, we'll just watch. And he keeps making like amazing performance after amazing performance. But, but there's a part where, um, he's following bat cat woman around trying to discover what she's about He's like on the other rooftop watching her and she like starts undressing and getting into her sexy ass panties and he's like

All right, then. Yeah Away, I feel like other I feel like other Batman would have like averted their gaze or they'd like all right I gotta go they really make it really there's nothing here to see he's You said it was a surprise That Paul Dano is the Riddler the trailer? I just watched shows him an absolute weirdo Drawing question marks in the foam on top of his coffee as he's getting arrested. That is not a Sneaking happens. That's art. It's like a two and a half hour movie. That's

20 minutes before the end. That's the very end of the movie. That's what they catch him like no, they shouldn't show it No, I don't watch trailers. I don't watch trailers for anything. I don't want when did you realize that he was the riddler? You don't know that paul danno's in the movie until they show his face which is in that scene that you just saw Which is two hours into the film Which is in that scene that you just saw which is two hours into the film So he's not even in the movie. He's in the movie He wears a mask and he disguises his voice in such a way like he's fully covered not It's not one of them superhero no, it is not a funny man He tortures people to death in like horrific ways and like he's really good riddle that that you couldn't figure out that

he wasn't that kind of riddler i mean he didn't have a riddle but it was but he was just sort of he was he was like something about a rat with wings but that applies to like three different kinds of they're like no he didn't mean a bat he He meant a penguin. I'm like, I don't think he did guys. Fellow officers. Did you guys notice that man in the question mark top hat looking at us from across the way, but look, yeah, I promise you second best Batman movie. I've ever fucking seen Robert Pattinson. He's not big and bulky, but he's lean and ripped.

He looks like Sean O'Malley, like that kind of body style, like 145 pound UFC champ. When he steps into a crowd of hooligans, it's like lots of movement and lots of quick jabs and lots of gadgets, and he fucks them up and he's scary. His car has a jet engine coming out of the back, and it's like a big VA. His Batman mobile does not look lame as shit,

like those old ones. It's like a hot rod that someone could could actually make His motorcycle is just a cafe like bike is what I almost bought that bike like like that it's it's a sick bike Joker movie come out. It's a Batman. Oh the new Joker movie the Joker 2 right? Oh October 4th Oh, it's this musical. Yeah, it comes out in like three weeks Yeah, it's a I ask it's a musical. It's been getting on my um I don't see many ads but my Roku home screen has some yeah, and I saw that it was coming Yeah, it's a musical with Lady Gaga as

solid it was coming yeah it's a musical with Lady Gaga as Harley Harley Quinn yeah huh I'm pumped I think she's super talented yeah you guys really liked Joker one Kyle was Joker for Halloween oh yeah just reminded me is coming up I need to get a costume pressure remember when the first Joker came out and like they banned people from dressing up as the Joker Cuz they thought they're gonna shoot up the theaters That was so ridiculous, right because there was that Colorado shooting where the guy had Orange hair and they orange hair. Yeah, and he was like what movie? He's like no, I'm just crazy

Was it the Joker movie he did it? No Batman the the follow-up to the Dark Knight Dark Knight Rises Okay. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he just had crazy colored hair and it was a good, you know way to I guess Promote the story. It's like oh, he's the Joker Promotion but well, I mean just like promoters and Movie theater Taylor no, I think it's frowned upon How about you? What do you ever wear your piece into the theater? Especially after that incident in the car, but not at the movie theater I still always rock one in the theater. I was like that a loud dude What are they gonna do? I'm not gonna get it out. What do you have rounds are? What are they gonna do?

I don't know if it goes by state, but I can't I don't know of any states that allow you to take a gun into places where you buy a ticket Yeah, but it's a rule not a law so they can ask me to leave I don't think I think it's a law. I think it's not it's a policy, right? No, it's a it's a yeah It's it's a local. The AMC is like hey, no guns. No pets shoes, boys. And I'm like, it's in my jacket pocket. Yeah. Don't let me down. And you are along with the burrito that I'm small. Well, the burritos in my girlfriend's purse with her burrito and I'm carrying

the hot sauce in North Carolina, it's a law section 14-269.3. It's unlawful for any person to carry carry a gun rifle or pistol into any assembly where a fee has been charged for admission. Oh that you know what? Shit. That's the tick that's the that's the literal and figurative ticket. Um yeah that's it you're you nailed it with the that because that makes it a public gathering under many statutes which negates carry permits, you know it was I was breaking the law but I was doing it for your safety you know. This is in Minecraft he did this. No I did it in real fun I did in Atlanta Georgia at the mall of Georgia in Buford I got a 70

millimeter projector and you best believe I was packing during hateful late just in case any anybody there Yeah, I was brandishing ask anyone I was using it to gesture at the parts of the movie. I enjoyed No, I genuinely did it It was after that Joker thing because I was like, damn, theaters are like a target. Like I would hate to be stuck somewhere in a crowd like this. And I was going, I had, I got one of those AMC cards. I don't know what promotion they had that year, but my God, it made movies free and it made movie snacks affordable.

I paid a good bit of money, a dollars maybe but I just remember I was like honey We're gonna take advantage of this and so we would go Three nights a week to Buford and watch two movies every time and like after a while you're watching shitty movies You're watching like x-men 12 the one that's got the the Sansa girl in it from Game of Thrones Yeah, you're just there be losing money not to see another movie. It's what it felt like It's like they're free basically and they were I think I think I just got it mission free and then like 60% off snacks. It was wild like the snake. It was like yeah get two popcorns get three. Hey y'all want popcorn How about you art do you ever bring guns into the school zones

Maybe one of these days Zone kind of guy my favorite movie experience was during COVID like they couldn't have theaters with random people come to them So they allowed you to rent out the entire theater for yourself for like 200 bucks so like you can just get your own private screen and invite whoever you want to I remember seeing that as like a possibility and talk about like looking at the movies out and I'm like fuck. I Will be released or a few parts Are gonna back catalog bold movies they allowed you to watch but I remember Tenant was like just came out when that was going on. I watched that I

Like is in it. I like tenet more after I watched the YouTube video that explains tenant It was I don't I don't know if anybody's fucking autistic and intelligent enough to watch tenant the first time and catch all the nonsense All the little oh the red keychain on his bag in the first scene. I'm supposed to remember that good good At a certain point just kind of seems like it's a parody of like a Christopher Nolan like fuck movie You know, right it genuinely it was like a hundred and fifty million dollar parody of a Christopher Nolan movie I didn't hate it. But at the end I felt unfulfilled Probably because of the of the way the narrative worked, you know with the reverse itself

Don't know about that, but it I didn't love it and I didn't hate it. I was glad I watched it. I found it to be entertaining and a bit of a spectacle if anything, but I'll never rewatched it. The first time I watched tenant, I knew it was very complicated. So I went online and I read all of the like hints like, oh, if it's red, it means forward in time. Blue means reverse in time. This, that, the other thing. And then as I watched it, I pointed out these things pretending I was figuring it out.

Wow. Have you done, oh, there are this, this scene is blue color. Might as well do that in algebra class. You know, I'm just, I'm just piecing things together. I think what you want is a quadratic equation and then you're going to be able to bring both clusters together. I'm going to call it algebra. Algebra 2 is what we'll call this stuff. That's so funny. Just acting as if you're just eating,

and you're serendipitously like, oh, interesting. That's a different tonality in this entire scene. I think it's indicative of some sort of backward shift in time, but who knows? I'm not. You just never tell Jackie. She's sitting there like, damn, this guy knows movies. No, I did.

You do that. You rent out a theater because I almost did. But I kept saying I do that with obvious movies. I'm watching Marvel and I'm like, Thanos, this is the bad guy. All our heroes are attractive. Scar comes out and lion King. You're like, that's the bad guy. I'm getting bad vibes. The Scarfella, that's a sinister name.

I remember at one point they even allowed you to like give you a hookup So you could like hook up a game system to the big movie theater screen and play video games on it Like they made out at Mario Kart or something now Smash Bros or something, right? Yeah, that's a good idea Smash Bros and a Environment like that. That would be fun even Pac-Manman or donkey Kong, like an old school, like, like something arcade game that's meant to be on one screen and not have a lot of lateral movement. I don't know anything. That would be fucking cool.

Just got to wonder, is there like a lag on that screen, though? Yeah, you can't play guitar hero. But if it's something goofy like Mario Kart, you know. Yeah, I don't know if they've already game Super Mario project Mario party yeah yeah Mario Party we play that at my house a lot I haven't played that in so long but I loved it as a kid I bet it's changed a lot since N64 I've never played it they got a new one's really good at it and my daughter's boyfriend is really good at it and I just try to copy them like what moves are they making? Okay.

They think fucking double dice rolls is a smarter move than big mushrooms. Okay. I don't know. Did you guys see the PS five pro that they released? How much is it? I heard it was $700. There's no disc drive and you have to pay for the side stand for it. I saw a lot of people ripping on it. Like, you know what happened, right? I mean, I'm sure it's what I read happened. And I agree. I should say they watched all those people buying them on the black market for $700 a year or two ago. And they're like, Holy shit, people are begging to pay $700 for one of our systems if they can lay hands on it We could just sell for that much

I mean, you know We have been doing this thing every year along with Xbox where we just lose money on our hardware and make it back on the software But let's try to turn a profit this year. What do you say guys? And so they are They're probably earning a meager profit at $700 Yeah, I think it's gonna be like a limited quantity of them They're probably won't like overproduce them and they'll just make sure that they're always scarce and selling out Somebody will buy it on the black market for grand. It's like dude just build a PC at that point Can you can you not build a better PC for sell under than a PS 5 will perform? I'm sure I mean

There's no like exclusive games for that stuff really anymore. So doesn't really affect you Yeah, I mean you play on the PSN on your PC. You can just you just do that now. It's I don't know PC just seems like the way I That's just because I don't use a controller anymore though, you know, I guess since I got away from the controller I just love this mouse and keyboard and I find it to be so I don't know. It's what I do now to be so I don't know it's what I do now like it Ellen ring is a controller game as you know you're the one who told me and it works fine yeah you just plug it in your PC obviously yeah or you can do it wirelessly I suppose right you can I don't know I I just plug it in easier I

had this one yeah back there was a time when I played like 12 hours a day and I just liked it wired Yeah, same same. Um, I I can remember like preferring a wire controller all the time I didn't want to deal with the batteries and the charging people would people would because occasionally Somebody would die in the middle of a match and it's like, ah my controller died It's like what the fuck is your problem? You're not a professional wire that shit in we're playing for reels in here Like you wouldn't be on a battlefield with like weak ass batteries. Plug that shit in. Do you guys remember like two years ago when that quarterback for the

Dolphins Tua Tagliavia, I think his name is, he got hit really hard and was doing crazy hands on the field. Just happened again, just now, like three minutes ago to the same same guy And it doesn't even look like he got smoked that hard But like this is this has got to be like a retirement thing Alright so this is just me talking to my ass it looks like the fields not grass and his face hit the Basically Astro turf concrete thingy. Oh, maybe. Yeah. Oh, there he is throwing gang signs to himself. That's a still. But he hit like he got like flipped upside down by the

tackler. And so he like hit his helmet, the back of his helmet on the ground. So maybe it is harder surface. That's a good assessment. I wouldn't have thought about that. But yeah, as you know, in hockey that happens. Like people get hit by each other or even a mistake stick and it can cause a problem. But when that head hits the ice, that can be the biggest hit. Very true. I watched a video about this recently. I've tried to hit cause of miss. Like you can't keep playing football. Like you're gonna die or something.

I have some information. So I watched a video about this recently. So I wanted to Google and make sure I was right. So it's called the corticot posture when they do that. And it's, it's, it's not a sign of potential brain damage. It is caused by actual brain damage to the nerve pathways in the mid brain, which go between the brain and the spinal cord. It is, it is not like, oh, that might be brain damage. You are seeing the result of actual brain damage when that happens, when they go into that locked up posture. Can you say that word again? Decorticate?

Decorticate. Is that different than the fencing response? That's the one I'm familiar with. D-E-C-O-R-T-I-C-A-T-E. Decorticate posturing. What is it? Causes and treatment. And then it's got some picture of some cartoon man But they should just take this clip of to throw it up there instead because that's it's Exactly that he played for alabama in case you don't know not a big fan of toa. So keep playing boy. Keep playing man

Decorticate posturing and the fencing response are both Uh responses that indicate brain injury. So yeah, you've probably seen that. What can't you from? What can't you from? You've probably seen the fencing response. That's when they put one arm forward when they're on the ground. I haven't seen this before. This could even be a picture from the last time it happened to him because it looks exactly

the same. The hits are different, but both times he's on his back doing the wonder if he's done for the year, man You gotta be done for your life. You're gonna ruin everything. Let's get those blaze down That's good camera that cameras probably 50 yards away That's the fencing response. Why was the fist pink? Why was the fist? Why do they have such like a... why do they have a robe on? That big wizard sleeve.

You didn't notice? Why did you draw it that way? It looked like a gay wizard beat up a man. I don't know what it was. Like Dr. Strange opened a portal and we punched through with his pink sleeve. Yeah Well, that sucks for two. I hope he it's all right has a terror he dies or whatever From Alabama is that what yeah, Alabama fucking QB. Yeah Did he beat Georgia or lose to them? I mean those there were some you you know, you know how it goes When some you lose some, you know, you know how it goes. A little back and forth. You win some, you lose some, you know, national title here, national title there. I think there was a long time that Georgia was on the losing end of those.

And that must've been when 2-0 was giving you guys trouble. I know you guys don't know what it's like to be part of a championship organization, but down here in Georgia, see, winning or losing means not just some, some SEC title, some little rivalry, it's, it's the whole shebang, you know, it's, it's, it's for the, it's for the crown when you lose to Alabama or you beat Alabama. And so, yeah, I hope he keeps throwing them gang signs up in Miami. Don't know what it's like to be part of a championship organization. Clearly, you've never followed the Hillsborough Men's B League Hockey. That's true. Well, that rolls up the tongue,

doesn't it? You don't know anything about Hillsborough Men's League B hockey. I know they come to play. All right. I know they come to play. I know that they're an X and X's and O's crowd. You know, they play by the rules. They're smart dressers too. Smart dressers too. And they let the locker rooms clean. That's what I know about them. And that's what I'll say if anyone asks me. Well, the Blues have a cup. So take that championship. Where's it at? Actually, I shouldn't have even led with the Blues. The Cardinals are like the best organization in baseball, other than the Yankees, as far as winning. Yeah, it helps when you start, get a head start. Like some of those, you know what I mean?

Like, if you start in 1896, you really rack them up. Or a storied franchise, not like those Loser braves. Okay now I agree the braves. We can't be fun of the braves to you because you'll just double down on it even harder and be like they are both of the worst. They're a disgusting organization. I you know I don't think you're allowed to say aloud in public the things that I hope happen to the braves. No. I mean we met it 9-eleven just just passed Didn't happen again this year. No, we're on a read. We're on a nice 20 plus year streak of 9-eleven 9-elevens Yeah, yeah, wait a minute. He's full when was it? Maybe when was it when that a crazy person in Nice France rented the u-haul and crushed all those poor people on the street That was Christmas, right? Yeah, I think it was christmas. I don't that wasn't a 9 11 thing

I don't know. There were like holiday goers and little children and like those little poofy hats I remember that if anything like I feel like terrorist groups would go out of their way To avoid 9 11 to 9 11 because then they're gonna be like We're not even gonna show up on the google searches like it's just just what if they showed up on december 7th fucking pearl harbour day And try to pull some shit Do you think that I think they got to pick a date that doesn't have too much other stuff going on So that they can monopolize it like they did with 9 11 No, what i'm saying is like we see it as like a double insult like you blew up our building

And it was a slap in the face about pearl harbour. Okay, so like so like if they did something like july 4th Oh, I wouldn't care for that one bit. I wouldn't like that like if they destroyed the statue did something like july 4th, oh, I wouldn't care for that one bit Like if they destroyed the statue of liberty on july 4th, like oh What if they did this you do? I say I would want us to build it twice as big but it's better this time I bet israel I bet israel could shoot a missile at the statue of liberty's head on 4th of july And cnn would report the is the Israeli firework tribute in New York Well, it's all red white blue here

What's that island called that it's on Ellis Island I think that's across the way a little bit. I can't remember the actual eye on the Statue sits on I way a little bit. I can't remember the actual eye on the the statue sits Maybe it is I thought it was across the way because I thought I'm the godfather when he's like rolling into town I thought that was the POV that he was at Ellis and looking at Yeah, yeah anyway, yeah that I Think that that's that'd be a big no-no cuz you you don't want to like And after 9-eleven, we all got organized because you don't want to like after 9-11

we all got organized you know I mean like all of America remember how many flags there were I know you were like pretty young you're like 12 and so I remember all the flags and all the adults being very patriotic dude my mistake it's called Liberty Island I looked it up okay yeah there's I mean we stopped calling french fries French cuz they didn't want to massacre people with us dude like Ten years old and being and during the freedom fries thing and being like this is Retarded like I get ten. I was like that what we're just gonna pretend these things remember Do you remember rednecks stomping on Dixie chicks CDs? Yeah Remember do you remember rednecks stomping on Dixie chicks CDs? Yeah

in parking lots do the Dixie chicks were like George Bush is like a murderer or like a or a fascist or something and and they were like not in our Dixie not They took the Dixie after cheeks and they just start stomping on those fucking CDs out in parking lots And it was like for real It was like they talk about it now like like how how crazy it was for their careers and like what a weird time It was because they it was a slap in the face to the base you can imagine It's wild too. Because I don't think any of that stuff had anything to do with uh, like uh, 9 11 That was like all in retaliation for iraq which had nothing to do with any of that stuff bush said it did

The alaberton i'm sorry alaberton said it did the reports that said it was fox news in particular would just mention 9-eleven and iraq in the same breath again and again, and they never said that iraq was behind 9-eleven It was just 9-eleven was a horrible tragedy and we can't have something like that again. We need to get into Iraq. Yeah and it would kind of imply that Saddam Hussein killed terrorists. I recall. Yeah. So uh one man's terrorist is freedom fighter Al Qaeda was like an enemy of Saddam Hussein. He kept Al Qaeda under his thumb because he didn't wanna anyone else like having power in his country

He was yet a Sunni Shiite thing going on there and you also had the Kurds up in I think the Northeast or whatever those We pulled out gave him his choppers back We it's a it's a big ethnic group that that doesn't wants their own fucking Lander Kurds were the only ones on our side and we supported them for a little while then we let them fall Yeah, we're like, brave Curtis Stanis, rise up, now is your moment. And they were like, fuck yeah America, thank you for the liberty sir, keep flying in my patch. Why is everyone southern to you this episode? What, you can't go a lethal Middle Eastern with you?

I don't know. I think it's funny, I guess. And it's not, but I'm in too deep. I'm just going to bear with it. We left those Kurds out to dry. They stood up and they started fighting while we were, this is Gulf War one. And then Schwarzkopf, who's the general in charge, Stormin Norman Schwartzkoff, was like, all right, Iraqis, you can now fly your helicopters over the northern part of the country now

and establish or in whatever manner you see fit. Of course, of course, abide by the rules and regulations about where you could fly and shit, I'm sure. And they went up there and gassed the Kurdistan villages with poison gas and killed, I don't know, 10 or 20,000, something like that. And that put the revolt down. And then we let Sinan be in power until brave George W stepped up and avenged their dirty plot to kill his father, which was the sole reason to make up Yellow Crate Cake Uranium

and get that witness to say that thing and then pretend like they stopped saying that, didn't stop saying that thing and then just Repeat the lie over and over ad nauseam and 9-eleven 9-eleven yellow cake uranium weapons of mass destruction They won't let let they won't let Hans Plitz in Well, I've got aluminum tubes. What could they be making? There's a lot of fibbing going on surrounding that I can't think of anything but rockets and death Like it's aluminum tubes. Like I don't know. Yeah, we killed all those poor people just to and like you said now George Which is a painter so we should leave him alone

Yeah, the rehabilitation they do to these monsters is absurd every Mostly is like more they did that got through the shoe out of Me probably right. He's okay. It's cold in prison for like three or three to five or something. Like now he's okay. He lives in Iraq. What? Yeah, he's living. You know, I bet he's a hero.

I bet they gave him the bronze flip flop award after that is must. That is my push. The greatest thong thrower in all of Iraq. And the tell the story. My push. Tell it again. No one wants to hear that. How you threw your shoe at the great Satan.

Very well. Quiet down children. Well, I missed. I threw the first one, but it was too sly, too quick, these American dogs. And the second one was my fault. I should have aimed left. And also the Iraqi president, or our puppet, was playing deep.

He must have played volleyball in school or something, because he was getting that other shoe out of the fucking way. He's like, not at my president. He was playing defense he must've played volleyball in school or something. Cause he was like getting that other shoe out of the fucking ways. Like not at my president. He was, he was playing defense for sure. I appreciated the hell out of that. A little thing. So he, he was sentenced to two or three years and he served nine months. And that's pretty good.

That's as far as I got so far. I bet if Bush had wanted more, he'd have gotten it all. I bet all he had to say was like, you know what make it make it nine years. Nah for reals Actually, let me beat him up a little first. Oh, I've only could have done that. Yeah, I know that Bush wasn't petty I'm glad he was just kind of a bumbling warmonger with a vice president who had a lot of corporate ties Albert Yeah, I mean Dick Cheney financed that thing with his boys I mean that the people like likeced that thing with his boys. I mean the people like

then we can money coming and going like we'll pay you to blow it up and then we'll pay you to rebuild what you blew up. Like that was the deal right? Yeah we do that a lot. Yeah good times that's the American way. Yes. Well you guys want to call it a show? Yeah. Thank you so much for joining us. Where can everyone find your wonderful content and your company? Sure, well my company agency is Nano Zebra. If you know zebra.com you could also email me at art at nano zebra.com but my youtube channel is the game from Mars so just go on youtube and find that pretty easily. Yeah check him out. I'll be in touch with you about the nano zebra thing. That's really cool. Yeah coolio We appreciate having you on that's good time. Yeah

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