Painkiller Already - PKA 719 W/ Harley: Woody Snaps? AITAH Reddit Story

Episode Date: September 27, 2024

PKA 719 with Harley Taylor. This episode of PKA is brought to you by Lock and Load and our wonderful merch. Harley, thank you for joining us. You're looking spiffy. Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. How about those fucking pagers, right? Oh, man.

I was supposed to be here last weekend, but I got COVID. Got like vaccinated eight times. Still catch the COVID, you know? You just need a couple more, man. Yeah, you're almost there. It's the first 11 that are the hardest. The 10th one's free, I'm told. But honestly, the only time I really regretted when I was going into the

boxing ring and I was like, I could die. What if I die? I'm like, if I told everyone, I was like, if I die, tell them it was the Vax. Don't tell them this. Cause. In the ring with the mayor of slam town vaccines. I'm pretty sure that Jack guy. I tried to get a good friend of the show is really tank commander Shlomo to come on tonight.

I wanted to pay you guys together. You know, I can I can I can link you. I can give you his discord. You guys can chat it out. Shlomo or is that his like gamer tag? I that's just the like alias that I'm applying to him because you know, he's a workable and all Nice he's fighting the good fight over there defending his people from fucking terrorists as we all know and Perspective right?

Absolutely it is I promise you the cartel came over here on paragliders and carried away a few like Texas university girls, like it'd be a different fucking story, right? We'd be like, Oh no, the four cartel. Do you see how many bombs they dropped on them? It's all full. You wouldn't, you wouldn't intercept their communication devices and wire them up to blow up and then, and then wire up the next round of communication devices to blow up.

And that's just like, all right, we've got the largest taco stand in our sites. They drop 2000 pound bombs in their city and destroy anyone who's remotely in the vicinity of a bad guy. My mom, I called my mom for her birthday and she's like, I want to ring your little neck for not supporting Israel enough. That's like, yeah. She was like, I was listening to the pod. You are not. My state is she does. She listens to the podcast. My stance is basically everybody's bad. He right like there's no doubt that

Was October 7th right that right? Yeah, I'm back. I'm back around There's no doubt that those guys were awful. They killed innocent people and they freaking celebrated it and they loved it And these are journalists you're talking about No doubt bad guys, but then Israel 2,000 pound bombs in the city, making the rebel bounce, destroying the university. I see their soldiers laughing about how they'll never have an educated population again. Aha! That's evil too.

And you don't get to say, like, you know what? A thousand people died, therefore we kill everybody. No, yeah. Like, you do not. I feel like it's gonna be like like 3,400 somewhere around there. That's when you go to town. It was like, Hey, you know what? Our new rule is five to one.

We'll stop when we have 5,000 or 5,500 confirmed as I, uh, I feel like, I, I feel like we really, we have, our perspective is so skewed on what is what the move is or isn't. And like, uh, like I don't have the guts to, you know, press the button on killing 40,000 people if, you know, they were holding like a cousin of mine or something. Like, I don't know if I have the guts to make that call. These things like a Shlomo, he's got, Shlomo's got it.

He's pressing that button. Shlomo's pressing it. Not in slow mo. That's not slow mo. Slow mo. I send this text in all your banking shut down. It's never that type of Jew in the tank, though. It's a different type of Jew is in the tank. Tell me that these these like I always button in your house explodes. I feel like like the whole

2000 pound bomb thing, Like I look at that. I'm like, that's gotta be like sending a message because as soon as October 7th happened, like, you know, a couple of countries basically re asserted that they were at war with Israel. And so I mean, if you're like that, that kid at lunchtime and everyone wants to kick your ass, you know what I mean? And they're pushing you and they're, if you pull out like a little blade in or fucking stab someone with a pen one time, that's too crazy, dude. That's we were calling you names. You just stabbed me with a pen. That's fucked up. I don't know if people call him names

tomorrow. And I think that's, that's like what they're trying to do. I mean, like once again, I'm not saying I would do it or I'm not like, you know. Not a great take. We shouldn't make Harley defend Israel. No, no, no. You know how this works. You know what he has to say.

Let's just not put him in this fucking spot. It's like we have one black guy on here. We're like, so Diddy, kind of a piece of shit and embarrassment to your people? Huh? Yeah, I'm a crazy strike. I'm sorry. What was Diddy up to in that mansion? No, yeah, I got a couple did you guys and baby oil? It's not a great attorney's defense, by the way, everybody sucks here with the Israel thing I just want to get out there the attorney. I love Hamas the

the Israel thing. I just want to get out there. The attorney. I love Hamas. The I just saw that was there. I just tweeted that though. Dan Bilzerian today tweeted. He was like, Hamas are very chill and they're doing the right thing. Something like that. Something along those. Bators. Yes. Seriously. He was literally like, bro, Hamas is chill. Them. I wonder what he's a gambler. He's picking his side. Yeah. Is that moving to Dubai or something? Maybe he's getting a house here.

So I feel like we're going to like the Middle East. picking his side. I think he's moving to Dubai or something. He's selling his house here. So I feel like we're going to like the Middle East. It's just being like, fuck those guys. Yeah. And you would get odds betting on the Palestinians if it's a straight up conflict, because it's like it would be like betting on

the US in 1980 against Russia. Way worse than that. There's no chance Palestine can win in just a straight. Just you know, it's Palestine. Even is it? You see a guy ask Fousey that today on the neighborhood on Twitter.

Some guy was like, what is Palestine? Who is he was like? He just he went full Fousey. What is back, by the way? I don't know if I ever told you, I was one of my favorite YouTubers of all time. Fousey. Yeah. You ever see that video where he tattooed hair on his bald head? And then the next day he uploaded a video regretting it.

No, no. It was one of the best. It's not the best. Actually, I guess he was going through now looking back. I guess he was going through something. But I was just like, damn, this guy, anything for the fucking content. But if I don't know if you'll be able to find it because he took it down a few times, people reuploaded, but he went bald headed to go get his like eyebrows waxed or something. And this one was like, I could tattoo hair on your head.

And he was like, OK. So she like tattooed like a GTA San Andreas haircut. He looked like it looked like Lego. And the next day he's like, I don't like it. I don't like it. That's such an OK. All right. First of all, first I don't like that. That's such a... Okay, hang on a minute. All right, first of all, first of all...

Kind of like a Batman logo. Well, hang on, hang on a minute, because this isn't all bad. This could be salvaged so well, because I got to say... You think. It doesn't look real. It's the... No, it doesn't look real because of the way it's like edged up and like his geometry is all off point.

But if you just ignore the edges, you put your hand up a little. You're like, all right, that looks like an ethnic guy's short shaved hair. It's not because when he's outside, when he's outside, it's not good. Shiny, it's shiny. It's like it's like a bald cap. It's like a swim cap. So do they need a little dark? Look at his hair in the right picture.

You can, I can clearly see on the right side. Oh fuck, nevermind. Don't look at it. This ain't bad. That one doesn't look that bad. I guess you gotta be closer. But he got it. You gotta remove though. Is my Michael?

Where the tattoo ends? That looks bad. Yeah. Well that's what I'm talking about. Like the edges, the perimeter of what you're what I tried to get sick with not before like a Airside that's not fixable. I wish I could point it to my mouse. It is a vertical stripe Like between his eye around his ear Yeah, yeah

Red where they like took a straight razor and shaved him and his skin's irritated. That's what I think it dark and light I think it's tattoo and hair got to see skin's irritated. That's what I think. I'm looking at dark and light. I think it's tattoo and hair. You gotta see the whole video. It's fucking. Well look, there's no way that a full head tattoo is ever going to look great. All I'm saying is that if I just glanced it, like show the next photo, Zach,

the one where he was on stage. If I, you know, if you showed me that, I'd be like, okay, normal. I wouldn't think anything weird. Obviously it's shiny, but you could like put I'd be like, okay, no, I wouldn't think anything weird. I obviously it's shiny, but you could like put some powder or something, especially that's true. That just looks like, yeah, that one's not that bad. Shine off. Not that bad. Okay. So it's only good from a, like a non conversation in a picture in low

resolution. Like he's not a freak. Like, like, you know what I mean? You would never be like, look at that. Look at that. You wouldn't even notice it unless somebody pointed it out. You are cue ball level bald. There's no, there's no way for you to medically fix it. It's just, you know, Turkey, you know, would you ever consider tattoo hair? Tattoo hair? No, I wouldn't do that. Of course of course not. It looks like shit like the fact we're sitting here with the right amount of powder like I

Think if you're ethnic it's better because I don't know they kind of have when it's when ethnic hair is cut short It does kind of have like this sparse look to it where you can kind of see in between a little bit. It's like, but yeah, that's the that's what it looks like. My buddy got a hair transplant and he did he did like his Jewish dude, but he did get like low hairline and it's like straight across and that's just his hair now. And he looks like like Cuban light skin now, because the hair is not... We don't get that hair. We don't have that.

And he just has that now. And that's just who he is now. It's just a decision. That's something you'll think of. You go get your hair done. So what kind of hairline do you want? And you're asking this guy in Turkey, you're like, oh, the best. He's like, I got you.

So he gives you the best Turkish hairline. It's straight across an inch over your eyebrows. The problem with these things, the problem with these things is that it's a permanent solution to like an ever changing landscape of problem, right? If you're going to tattoo the parts of your hair that are missing, well, tomorrow it's going to be missing an inch farther back. Yeah. And maybe there's no tat there or the hair, right? You get fresh new hair here, but you keep losing it behind.

And I know they can use drugs to try to stop the receding, but it sometimes goes wrong. I've seen girls with tattooed eyebrows, tattooed eyebrows are, uh, are sometimes a good move. Like you can't really tell. If they're doing, if you're drawing the same, I brew eyebrows on for 15 years, I think like I would tattoo the eyebrow on if I'm already drawing it on my eye, but that's different because you have the hair, right? Yeah. So like you're doing it. It's like going to be your makeup.

They will also fill in if you're, if they're thin, you could like fill in behind what you have, like Woody there who looks like someone who didn't quite finish their drawing. I should go to Turkey, right? And they'd be like, what's wrong with your hair? Your hair is fine. No, I have receding eyebrows. Can you bring me full screen? Check this shit out. Look at my eyebrows. They're like half an eyebrow. I can't even point to it.

They stop right over my eyeballs. Oh, my God. I know I had I have a short eyebrow. I swear this one of these eyebrows is getting shorter right now. This is I guess it's good on this camera. My eyebrows standing up, but sometimes I'm in the mirror. I'm like, of these eyebrows is getting shorter. Right now, this is I guess is good on this camera. My eyebrows standing out, but sometimes I'm in the mirror. I'm like, now this eyebrow used to be longer. I swear. Maybe it's this one had like a whole section extra.

And I'm like, things like half an hour. I could be an eyebrow donor to both of you. Oh, would you please say that? But your eyebrows, they get like I literally went to go get my haircut within the last week. And the woman didn't ask, would you like your eyebrows taken care of? She said, please let me take care of your eyebrows. I get that, too.

I told the guy, no, I have told them, no. And he was like, here, like my eyebrow always has like grown up and like a flimmy ear, just like a little colic thing. And every once in a while, I'll be like, how long is it? And I'll like push up. And there's like some old man style hairs where I'm like stretching it up my. Yeah, yeah, I do that too.

I like push them up my forehead and then take my little like Norelco one bladed. That's what I do also. I put I puff them all up so I look like Dr. Robotnik and then I'm like, that's a dangerous game. Onenik and then I'm like, one little slip. I had that non-voluntary think they trim hairs inside my ear. And I'm like, I wasn't even aware of them. Is the hair in my ears grows? My eyesight gets worse. This is a common, dangerous combination. I brought up your hair. Do you have your hair? Taylor claims he does, somehow. I have ear, I have like ear fuzz, like crazy,

like a like peach, super, but like a really, and I have to do it myself, otherwise they do it and I don't like it, but I've seen my grandfather's ears and I know what this peach fuzz turns into. Yeah. Like I've seen it, it just starts to get dark and coarse. Kyle, before you go go every so often Kyle Colin my son will look at my ear and be like dad

You have the longest hair as if I belong in the Guinness Book of World Record and he wants to tweeze it But he's bad at it. So it takes a good like nine tries. It's a painful experience, but he wants it So I tolerate it and then that is aging in my house I've been getting girls to tweeze my ears for like three or maybe five years now because it's bad like like it's not like there's a ton of hair in there, but there's like 20 hairs in each ear and they're like black coarse hairs. And some of them are like right on the perimeter on that little dangly thing on the bottom of your ear.

But some of them feel like they're inside my ear canal, three inches deep. It's like boing and I'm like, ah, I'm in my skull. You pulled one of my brain hairs. Like that was connected in there. I think that was helping my skull. You pulled one of my brain hairs. Like that was connected in there. I think that was helping me here. That's crazy Riz by the way.

Yeah. That's crazy Riz getting them to tweeze your eyebrow hair. Your ear hair. No, my ear hair. Oh, they're down for it. They usually like that sort of thing. So you get a lot of your hair? Yeah, I was a lot more than I used to.

Like it's like there's more now. That's shocking, because I'm hairy most places, but like my back, I don't places but like my back I don't really have back hair I don't have ear hair I take care of nose hair early if I notice it like all but I'll snip it or I'll pluck it completely plucked in there I get them all my ass is not as hairy as you would imagine same you get closer to the crack more closer to the the hole. I know all bets are off. Oh, you got a jerry curl in there.

The ass, very little hair. Yeah, trust me. The great Cold War is all but lost. Is it dark red in there? Is it dark in my asshole? Like dark red, the hair, dark red curl, dark red jerry curl. It's like dark. Actually, most of my body hair is like pretty much black except for my, my beard.

That's very dark. That's sick. That's sick. So sick. Yeah. Yeah. Probably gets it cause Marley and I are clearly the hairiest boys here and piles just has these pockets of hair. I've been accused of shaving my ass because my ass has no hair. My back has no hair. People think I shave it. Yeah, and you have a hairy chest.

I don't go on water. Yeah, and then I have a hairy chest, which I do trim that down, but I don't go on water slides anymore because I went on a water slide once. I think the way my body is built, my back is very smooth. I'm very long.

I kind of got this shape naturally like a bullet. You know what I mean? Like, and I went on a slide once and I picked up so much speed and it was a bumpy one and I over the first lip, I was off it. I was off the slide. I'm off it. And it's like a foot behind me. Like I could feel that I'm not on it. I got launched off and I'm still like, I like hit the next slide

and went off it again. And I'm just like falling in the air. And I'm like, if I don't catch a slide soon, I'm not on it. I got launched off and I'm still like, I like hit the next slide and went off it again. And I'm just like falling in the air and I'm like, I'm gonna catch a slide soon. I'm going to die. Never again. Never going on slide. My body. Yeah. You're too dynamic. You're too much like a bullet. I'm a bullet. You do have canoe like dimensions. You have canoe like dimensions. It is like, like it is weird. Like the new air battles as I've gotten older, because I'm approaching my mid thirties and like just noticing like, like smiling or something like in a picture.

And then you see the picture later and you're like, I've got fucking eye wrinkles. Like I, yeah, like wrinkles are coming in like the like hairs in places that didn't used to be like I'm graying so rapidly on the sides of my head. And it just makes me think like you're dying. You say I read what you're talking about on the side. Yeah, the side one. Dude, I got those at like 18 because I play outdoor sports. And here's Scott. He's like, I got those long time ago because I'm an athlete, bro.

I'm an athlete, dude. You don't know about that. You don't know about the iron. Yeah, man. Play more sports, hockey. I was trying to surfing in hockey. The difference hockey is good for the skin. Oh, yeah.

Great. Out of the sun. It's cold. Good for the skin. Mm hmm. Did you play outdoor much of the sun. It's cold. Good for the skin. Did you play outdoor much at Missouri? I don't know. Like in winter. Yeah. Like if there was a pond we could use, we'd do it. Never like full pads. Like I'd go out there with like a player stick and we'd play games and stuff.

It was those are some of my best hockey memories. Like when it was cold enough and we had access to a pond that we wouldn't get kicked off of by some park ranger going out there and like skating through like the fresh like little bit of snow on top of the ice, pushing it out, making little barriers for nets. That shit was so fun. Yeah. I'm sure. Wacking off over here.

If I get on that memory. You're Canadian and you didn't even take advantage of that. I know. I feel bad every time we every time hockey comes up, shit, I got nothing to say on that. Betrayed your people. We did. We were saying before you clicked the pod on football was child abuse. I think hockey would be child abuse. No.

Yeah. Yeah. Before we got started, I said that sending your kids to hockey practice or excuse me, football practice,, American football practice, you know, as like a pee-wee 12 years old and high school, like I think that's child abuse. I think that you're throwing your kid into a gladiatorial arena that is, that we now know is just full of concussions and permanent brain damage.

Like your kid is that, that's going to happen to your kid if they make any kind of a go at this like They just is and you're choosing that for them What? Okay, now you can go do that I mean, I think look if your kid is like some kind of fucking natural born athlete you're like man This look at Tommy like what like look at it. You see him run the 40

He's he's a like like holy shit. Did you see how fast he is? Like, all right, maybe Tommy should like like look at it. You see him run the 40. He's he's eight like like holy shit Did you see how fast he is like? All right, maybe tommy should make a go at it But if you got some pudgy white kid who just wants to be on the team Leave little oliver at home Let give him a baseball bat or something because he's not gonna he's not gonna play pro ball Okay, little little pudgy oliver ain't one of the few places for pudgy white guys ball. Okay. Little, little pudgy Oliver. Isn't one of the few places for pudgy white guys. I was thinking there's a position.

The library is the best. He has good footwork. If he has good footwork, there's a position for him. Someone's gotta play O line. Isn't O line just full of the biggest fattest white people in America? A lot of those guys run really fast. That's the thing. And they can like they can do all this crazy footwork stuff.

You know, an athletic fat guy versus like a not athletic fat guy. I have some athletic friends that are so fat, but just so fast at running, so much so capable. They play basketball and stuff, but they all just eat like crazy and love being a fat guy. Last year I watched Jason Kelsey. I think it was last year and it might have been a Bill's game or something, but anyway, he's in the box

and I think his brother scored. So he jumps out the window into the stands with the people and then jumps back in the window. And I was like, all right, just to see him move like a professional athlete jumping in and out of a window to the stands below and navigate that like he's fucking Spider-Man. I was like, oh, right, right, right.

And I forgot he, he's an athlete. He doesn't look like one of his podcast. I remember Joe Lozano just randomly busting out a bunch of muscle ups that time at that gym we were at. What do you want? I that's one of my favorite stories. It's like me and Woody and Joe Lozano we're in Chicago maybe. And Joe's like, I want to train.

I don't know. I'm on vacation, but he wants to train, I guess. Or maybe Woody wanted's like I want to train I don't know I'm going on vacation but he wants to train I guess or maybe Woody wanted to I know I didn't so we went to like an MMA gym you know it was like Krav Maga and Taekwondo and Jiu Jitsu and maybe something else and like we were in this little workout room and and Woody mentioned something about a muscle-up but he didn't know what a muscle-up was called I think he was like, you know you kind of do a pull-up and then you like rotate your wrist and then

Press yourself like almost like it like a dip But with your hands this way and just like I like this and starts cranking them out Breaking them out like crazy and then it was time for everybody to like roll and They just threw me under a random guy like five minutes into me and this guy wrestling around on the floor. He was like, so what gym do you normally go to? And I'm like, I have no idea what's happening right now. I've never done this before.

Oh, that makes so much sense now. He's all thinking it's like you have crazy strategies like, Oh, going for the lapel right off the bat. This guy might be good. And you're like, all serious. I was so serious. I was for sure. And I feel like your inner competitor like was kicking in. So you're doing it. And you're like, he's like, man, this guy's confident. And I've never seen strategies like this. And you're like, where you work out, what do you do this? And you're like, I don't know what I'm doing.

It's super normal for guys to overestimate how good they are. Would you say MMA is child abuse to put a kid in? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, dude, it's straight. So only so they can only do like lame sports. Well, I bet most people don't think it could be a YouTuber. That's it. It's a really rare thing that you put a kid in MMA. I've seen child MMA fights in Russia, but it's pretty fucked up.

Most people agree it's it's awful. But what kids can do it like six, seven, eight is wrestling, jujitsu and striking because striking. Yeah. You ever seen a six year old knocking out a six year old out? No, no. And they're wearing headgear. They're wearing headgear all the time. They're not getting hurt at all. But you do that later anyways, like learning how to like learning martial arts. It feels like good for the, the brain, the body.

You don't even get into fighting. I don't think they spar until much later on. But I don't know for sure. Yeah, that's my thought process on that. Whereas I remember doing peewee football and us like slamming our heads into each other and I played football for 15 years. I played football too. Yeah, football was the how do we know this is fine?

We were supposed to be better than this, Taylor. Look at us. We were supposed to be better. Maybe we had a little bit more potential than this, Taylor. Maybe we could be a little bit sharper. This is an absolute peak. The apex. You don't know what thinking with 10 more IQ points would even feel like.

Maybe it's like you always have caffeine. This podcast thinking with 10 more IQ points would even feel like, you know, maybe it's like, this podcast would have been so sick of you guys were retarded. One for all of God and epic cushions. We'd be hilarious. Dude, 10 less IQ points. This could be the most popular podcast in America. Actually.

Yeah. Yeah. Just a few are you willing to win? Just a few are you willing to win? Absolutely low understanding of the goings on in the world. You would have been Mr. Beast. This could have been you. Just a absolutely low understanding of the goings on in the world. You could have been Mr. Beast. This could have been you. You could have been Mr. Beast.

The games the algorithm got popular. I don't like to speak though, Kyle. No, football is an American tradition. It's fun. I didn't actually like playing it. I actually like the Canadian tradition more of hockey. And that's not child abuse.

I wanted to play. All the kids that played football wanted to play. And you get a camaraderie. Hockey is much more expensive sport. The mention camaraderie is as if it can only be found alongside concussions. No, but it's a way to get it. You're all concussed together. I mean, I would just pick a different way. No, but it's a way to get it. You're all concussed together.

I mean, I would just pick a different way. Yeah. They're concussions. Like by the time that age where they're giving out concussions, like they're high schoolers who really want to play. I learned a lot from football. I like that it's there. I like that it's there, but this is like, if it's there and a kid doesn't wanna play football, even if they're the biggest, fastest, strongest, all the potential in the world, I think like,

and this is like conversation can be applied to so many things. How comfortable are you with your child being able to express to another person that they don't want to do what you're having them do and then they don't't do it for football. It's so simple. But then like what other aspects of life would you be comfortable with? You know, your kid being like, yeah, I don't want to do this. Yeah. You know what I mean?

You should push a kid to play sports. They don't want to. Like if the kids like, please don't make me suit up. I'm scared. Then don't make that kid play football. Did you want to be goalie? I mostly because I know the answer that's why I asked it. I didn't want to but I was so much better at goalie than both everyone else on my team and at how good I was at forward that I was a medic on battlefield. I got the hand-eye coordination. I was much better at goalie than I was at any other position. I had every every time I've ever played

squad or the World War one, I just want to be a grunt. And I want to have a stranger tell me what to do online. And I want to listen and do it. And I get there and it's like always 15 minutes that I'm like changing my role. I'm like, OK, listen up, you fucking idiots. Here's what we're doing. And like, I don't want to be that guy. I want to be stoned and I want to

listen. And I love when I get him there. There's like a real military guy there. And he's like, he's talking all military. I'm trying to like keep up. I'm like, copy that. Copy, copy. You want to just chill and be instructed. Copy on your six. Same way. I call it leadership chicken, right? Like your teacher puts four of you in a lab group. I will sit there quietly for like two and a half minutes. And if nobody leads, it's like, all right, someone's.

Yeah, let's do it because we got to do it. I don't want to be the guy. I mean, I think that's never more evident than when we play code names where, you know, it's someone's turn to click the words, they guess. And everyone will be like, well, I think we're good on these three. Let's do it. And then like 30 seconds passes and nobody clicks because it's also just a, it's just a propaganda warehouse in those games.

And so everyone could be like, so we're set ocean, sea and a penguin. And everyone on your team's like, yeah, a hundred percent. And then you do it. You get the first one wrong and they're like, well, until Taylor clicked fucking penguin, I specifically said the first, meanwhile, 40 seconds ago, they're going, I'm their names on Penguin. I'm looking forward to, I'm looking forward to the next code name. Some guys joined the discord and he's like, I'm here for the code names.

It's like a, like two weeks ago, he's like, what's up? And I'm like, we don't like, like do it every day or anything. It's like this, we play for four hours at the end of the month, all day until everybody's mad. I can't wait to meet this guy. How many people play at a time? We sometimes like 12 V 12 depends on how many people could play code names at once. Like any technically infinite because you have one guy, you know, being the code master,

and then you have this bank of people deciding on what are good things to pick and they all vote amongst themselves and yeah, do this, do that. And, uh, so you could have an infinite number really. And then the other team is pretending to be on your team saying, you know what? I think it's penguin. I think you guys should pick penguin. And if you choose a ocean, sea and lake, you're a moron. It's definitely bodies of water.

The most satisfying thing to happen during code names is when Kyle is the clue giver and so he can't interject, say anything and I'm on the opposite team. And I know exactly what words Kyle's going for. And so I initially say one of the words he's going for. So I'll be like, Oh, ocean. That's a hundred percent what Kyle meant in order to get them to think a little less of it and then add one that's tangential just to confuse. And I'll know that Kyle's sitting there like, don't listen to him.

Don't listen to him. And every once in a while, pretty often they do. And I'm like, Oh, he's so he's fuming. He's also my favorite part of the game. And there's all this fun is how I can see some people are terrible. Like every piece of advice they give you is bad. And they scream from the rooftops, don't listen to my advice. Other people, two thirds of their advice is good. They try to give you the good advice

that they think you would have followed anyway. And the other third, that's meant to throw you off the path. Codenames can get sophisticated. And all this fun and secret racism happens if people sign up to the Patreon. Yes, but it's over. That sounds fucking good. The fun part is when we watch our MMA fights together, I like doing that and a big call cause you know,

get to talk MMA with people who know MMA and then get to watch people get their brain brains beaten out. I should get access. You should give me access. You should. Harley in the mix. If I was better, I like the value. I like that as a value and I should get access. You should give me access. You should be Harley in the mix. If I was better, I like the value. I like that as a value and I'm owed it. I want in on that value. I don't want to be doing it. I can't tell. Cause you're a mod like, like, You're a PKA lad. That's like when I didn't watch HBO for like two years because I didn't think I had it. And like two weeks ago, I'm like, I wonder if someone's logged in.

I've been paying for it. I've never done it, but I'm like, I'm pretty sure if, if I wrote a letter, I could get some money back or subscriptions in front. Cause like the way I was thinking about my dad does this and it's genius. And I don't think he's thought about it the way I thought about it. He just does it cause like he'll write a letter if he's mad about some shit, like these companies set aside a serious budget for people who would like email about complaints or whatever.

But then I think they value like a written letter as a more passionate person. So a written letter, there's a budget set aside to just appease those type of people that would write a letter. So I think if you wrote a letter, you're like, dude, my ex, she was, she did this, she was on this, and I didn't know that I was still paying like, and I love it. she was, she did this, she was on this and I didn't know that I was still paying like, and I love it. I do. I want to watch the Sopranos again and again. Can you just roll me like six months on this shit? Dude, this is the most Semitic behavior. Well, you're taking it from another Jew.

To whom? Taking it from another Joe. Who? Who? Who? Insane. Insane. Insane. Insane. Insane. Insane. Insane.

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Insane. Insane. Insane. Insane. Insane. Insane. Insane. Insane. Insane. I like this like Epstein stuff, Weinstein stuff, all these guys whose last names sound like me. Yeah, I heard. I watched this podcast with this guy. I can't think of his name, but he's a genius. He's some sort of hardly called binge eater podcast.

No, no, no, no. The guest is like this theoretical physicist. He's just bonkers, genius man. And he got to meet Bonkers genius man, and he got he got to meet Why Epstein Epstein like to meet influential people people connected with Harvard's Physics department he was well connected there And and obviously we know he's hanging out with a wheelchair man Stephen Hawking or yes, Stephen Hawking Amongst other people right like like Hawking's on the list. He was on the island and stuff like that I don't think he was diddling anybody and what's he get can't get off with his tongue telling bitches what to do I just don't believe it but he was

talking about who Epstein was he's like yeah you know I came into the meeting and the meeting was so bizarre you know like first of all I saw a hidden camera looking at me right away and I and I was like, okay, it's that kind of meeting He's like the tablecloth was an American flag And so if you you had to sick you had to drink off of your country's flag It was like he it was a little fuck you to me or it was like his way of like rattling me a little bit And I thought it was based it wasn't showing like this American tablecloth no it was like a disrespectful kind of thing he's like and as he came into the room he was like yep just I was just you know trading some currencies like currency

traders like me do you know how it is and he was he was like I very quickly realized this guy didn't see and that's where he supposedly got his money right he's like but where it's a word in He's like, so where did he get his money? Who says he had any money? Who owned him? Who trained him? Who ran him as an operation? I don't think he did anything on his own volition.

I think everything he was doing were orders from the top. He thinks the whole island was... By the way, that by the way that island was that expensive They mentioned the price the island in it 20 million something like that like you know what I mean? What I'm saying is like a lot of people can afford a 20 million dollar iron, right? It's not like the crimp. It's not like Bill Gates and Kanye mr. Beast Mr. Beast should buy for a video that'd be really on on brand rate

We're in international waters where all that stuff you heard about me doesn't count Mr. Beast should buy it for a video. That'd be really on brand right now. We're in international waters where all that stuff you heard about me doesn't count. I took a hundred of the world's most abandoned toddlers and put them on the most dangerous island. It's called Lord of the Flies. But that's what I think about Epstein. I think Epstein, I mean clearly a bad guy. Look at him when he smiles and it's fucking terrifying. He's got those, his teeth like don't have a second floor. It's, he's got those little nubs. Very gummy. Yeah, very gummy.

He's got three stories of gums. Uh, and, but, but I think that he was a Mossad agent. I think Mossad bought that on. I think Mossad made Epstein, uh, this wealthy guy. Then they plugged him into the massage is Israeli intelligence. Yeah. Yeah. I think it was like they got like, you see that Island. They have like paintings of Bill Clinton in a dress and stuff. And it's just kind of like I could see how this would be a really

sneaky plan. Like, it's like really like, it's just like, yeah, someone gave him his money. There was some rich guy that he was friends with that just gave him money. Well, they don't know where it came from. They said some, well, I guess they were just eluding that that is a potential place, but it was just a rich guy that was like gave him money for no reason. So it still wasn't an explanation. The guy was watching was explaining that he was like if he was moving currency at the rates that he would need to be moving Them the market would move he would you never saw that that never happened Like it's just it's just a falsehood what happened was Israel got a check from us and they they like forward

To Jeffrey Epstein and then he put it in fucking Jeffrey Epstein money account where money probably moved around a little but Didn't go anywhere. You know what I mean? I went when it was left out of his left pocket into his right and then his job was to be plugged in the aristocracy and the power But the switch pullers or whatever you call key holders of holders of like various institutions, governments and uh, and industries and then get sexual blackmail on them. So then, then it comes to now where it's like, yo, the discussion is shifting and they're onto the whole Epstein thing and it looks like Jews like are just like onto some creepy

shit initiate the P Diddy protocol. The side flips their switch on the thing that they did with Diddy shifting the whole thing over to that community instead. Diddy's a black in real life. They didn't think they were ever going to have to flip that switch, but they had it in their back pocket. I think to Kyle's point about the massage thing, I think like it would make sense if they had given money to Ghislaine Maxwell because like her family is Masad connected. Her father Robert Maxwell was a Masad agent and very

Impactful in Israeli history. Like Epstein Island would make such a sick hitman level. Have you guys ever played the hitman video game? I have not. Kyle did. Kyle pretended to. A hitman level on Epstein Island would be so sick. The skies. Dude, the Epstein Island, the layout. Ahmed, you're buying that awesome island and you're like, all right, step one, let's put a really creepy temple right here, just like a weird building. creepy temple right here just like a weird building like that's clearly you know there's something weird going on let's do that oh wait we raided the

island we got all these there's a bunch of computers and stuff there we're gonna check all these hard drive oh no they're gone oh fiddle sticks fiddle sticks dang it I'm curious about it speaking about I'm curious about those tapes at these freak offs. Nah, I'm curious about that. I don't think we'll find out. I want to hit back on the Robert Maxwell thing. He said he was an Israeli... Israeli agent.

Yeah. Right. I just quick hit his Wikipedia page and I was like, oh, I hadn't heard that before. Let's see. They're saying he's a double or possibly even triple agent. He was a double agent with the United Kingdom and Israel, correct? And then it also says triple agent and Russia's in there somewhere. And I'm just like a triple agent.

I even know that was part of it. That's a thing. That's definitely a thing. That's the third born movie. You know what? I feel like the whole Masad thing and the concept of like, Oh, you think that they planned this with this result with that much foresight? That's not, you think this is a movie and then all of the terrorists,

pagers blow up and then they're walkie talkies. And if that happened in a, if I played a Tom Clancy video game and that happened, I'd be like, that, I miss when the games were realistic. They go with all this crazy. If that happened in like a movie, a Jason Bourne movie, that would be like the whole plot. 40 minutes would be dedicated to making the audience believe that he could intercept the terrorists and what, Oh, put in like a little tiny bomb.

Oh, and then, and then they switched the walkie talkies, but those also blew up. Oh, and then all the top guys meet in a building and then they strike that building and take that. Come on, dude. It's like lazy writing. I think when they get the app, if they ever do reveal how they did this, I think it's going to be that they didn't intercept any, well, any, anything. They create, they were the company. They went and they bought a company through enough third party companies and then they licensed the product so they could make them wherever, probably in Israel.

And then they had a contact and they just, I don't think they ever intercepted like a shipment of pagers and like tampered with them. I think they were the manufacturer that was that they were being ordered from. I think it was all they said was 10 years of planning. All crazy. Don't know anything about that part of it. But in my conversation with my mom, where apparently I don't fairly chastise Amos, she was telling me what they did was, you know how you can picture a pager with like two AA

batteries in it or a smoke detector or whatever. One of the batteries was a fake. It looked like a double A battery, but it was actually a bomb. I don't know the mechanism of how they got it to trigger, but that was the, they said the tax. Yeah. Well that it's the part after that, like they sent the text to activate it, but how did they, I guess they redid the, the bomb is like two ounces So it's like cuz you also have to hold it and not be like god this pager is so heavy Oh, it was a fake double-a battery, but how do they get that to explode? Well remember like like

Cell phones and pagers have have long been used to trigger bombs It's gonna sit when it sends its electrical signal that normally goes to the display I suppose they're just probably Ramping that voltage up a little bit and then sending it to a detonator Like and a detonator is just something that pops and explodes with from the electrical signal and that's setting off to see four and then You've got a bomb in your hands. It's it's so cool. I Can't get over how cool it is. It's crazy. Imagine you're a you're a dude like your has bullet guide. You were like taking a shower. The pager blew up.

You saw that happening like, oh, that's crazy. And then like the next day you were like, they get a shit left. You walkie talkie. I said it blew up. Also, you're like, oh, fuck. And then you go home to play on your PS5. For sure, you're going to play FIFA because your has bullet terrorist. You would play FIFA. 100% excited to play FIFA on PS5. for sure you're going to play FIFA because your has bullet terrorists, you would play FIFA. 100%

You're excited to play FIFA on PS5. You were looking at that thing and you were like, bro, the fucking bomb that they probably put in my PS5, you'd probably throw the thing out the window. You're like, no shot, no one's playing PlayStation in the house. I didn't hear this on the news,

but I saw the video online of it was in Lebanon and these guys had a thumb print scanner to get into their building and they're so afraid to use it. They're sticking their finger on it with their whole body leaned away. They look like Wile E. Coyote lighting a fuse. That's crazy because you are like damn you're thinking crazy shit. You're like yo they know our thumbprints. How did they target just our pagers? For sure crazy paranoid like that's literally that's actually like a Psyop. That's like one of those things where you're like every piece of technology, you're like, Saad's going to blow this up. I heard a senior Iranian guy just insist that everyone involved in this gets

rid of their cell phone because he doesn't trust them anymore. And dude, the, yeah, well it's smart, but that's why they were already using Pagers by the way. I know, right? I'm already like, did that. And then the pagers and then walkie talkie, just like, and now what they're going to do the lighters. So it is crazy that it was like, I like, I heard like a purpose of it was to like, like target the reproductive organs also. So like you're,

like a lot of them, they blow up on their hip. This is like, yeah, right. Well, your dick off. Yeah. I read, I read a stat that said how many reproductive organs were damaged in this stat. Yeah, there was a stat 71 balls destroyed. Something like that. That's actually what I saw that. And I was like on the internet. I believe it. I was just, I just thought about this, Woody, because I know you and your mom are having

a little tiff about Israel. Here's a little little way to troll her. Does she know that over a third of Lebanon is Christian? I don't know what she knows. But yeah, that would that might throw her a little loose. Used to be actually used to be majority. Used to be majority Christian country terrorists or terrorists terrorists or terrorists. That used to be a majority Christian country. Terrorist or terrorist, Taylor? Terrorist or terrorist? Yeah, but that used to be a majority Christian country. A lot of Lebanese people live in

Montreal because they left. In fear. Well, yeah, that's, I mean, I would have left in fear. Maybe they had the reasons, I don't know. No, I'm attacking, Taylor. This isn't about you. I was just trying to, I don't want to sound like it. I'm trying to also, I'm not trying to sound like, you know, I'm not trying to like, there a really crazy quote, though, that then Yahoo had said. Oh, just one. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Freshly a freshie that was like really like, oh, it was. We've just begun.

We're going to change the Middle East. Oh, I like that. I knew you would. Oh, the Middle East, the way it is now. Are you the fan of that? I think it needs a little change. I'm allowed to go to quite a few places. And the mechanism of change matters.

It'll be us doing the change. The Middle East open change. Look, you have a Taylor's like, I'm ready to go. Aren't you? You know, I think I know it's bringing in the U.S. military into the Middle East to fix them works. Great. Yeah. And the best part about it? Cheap as can be.

To not like wreck your economy for decades doing it. Wreck it? It's gonna set a fucking fire under the boiler. Do you know what a real war would do to our economy? Do you know how the inflation? Oh my God. It would be great, Taylor. It would be great.

Who do you think's making those bombs? Do you think we we don't outsource that let the world know what type of soldiers you'd be sending out though in this day and age Okay, it's like Russia Russia came to war and you were everyone's like I don't know if you guys think you have it like you had it if like the US like came out like Jen's Zoomers Jen alpha the iPad kids. Oh my god. It could be really people like, hold on. That whole country is fucking our heart. Wait a minute. You think the iPad kids can't win?

That's how they fight now. These guys are better with an Xbox controller than the Ukrainian. I guess it's all drones. It would be all drone. Right. How many boots on the ground? They're going to wreck out. I saw, uh, didn't they just send like a couple hundred or not hundred, like

20,000 or something more troops to the Middle East Small security force But it was like one week after kyle's like there's not gonna be american boots on the ground There aren't gonna be american boots on the ground in iran. Don't you dare twist my words you propagandist you anti-zionist what's the opposite of a pig goat how do you get there how is that the opposite of a pig we need a really you know they're so similar in most ways it's a butterfly continue no the u.s is sending a small number of additional troops to the Middle East in response to a sharp. Small.

Yes, right. Major General Pat Ryder, Pentagon press secretary, would not say how many more forces will be deployed or that what would they be tasked to do? The US now has 40,000 troops in the region. Let's go. Well, it seems like some boots are on the ground. I don't know why you're so anti war. It's not. I saw the debate. There's no boots on the ground.

Yeah, there's no boots on the ground. I don't know why you're so anti-war. It's one of the debate. There's no boots on the ground. Yeah, there's no boots on the ground, man. Something about war and all those boots. I think that matters. Look, I don't like that there are more Americans required to go. I bet there's not 20,000 Americans in Syria. Like in Syria. It might be 2,000, 1,400. Yeah, it's a couple thousand when he's right. Yeah. Well, they're fighting ISIS, right?

A mere battalion. I think they're like there in case. I don't think they're actually shooting their guns. They're fighting ISIS. That's what they've been doing there for a while. The US just has to be everywhere because that's what they do. That's like, that's literally the US is all over the world. There's, there's, there's army bases all over the world and like a place like Israel,

they're just like, Oh, free army base. We don't even have to put soldiers. If you think about it, like resources and like you're playing at RTS, you conquer that like neutral area. Then it's just your boys are there and it like kind of works on its own. You don't even have to put money into a put a lot of money. You put enormous. You don't have to put soldiers into it.

You don't have to fill that barracks. It like makes its own. It's different, you know, this Ukraine might be some debauched. The Ukraine thing has been has been great for us. It's been great for all the freedom loving peoples of the world. I saw that Russia's army just surpassed us. Now they have a second largest army

because they've called up so many poor people. They're throwing so many people in. It's absurd. They surpassed us. They killed a lot of Russians with this call. Oh, is China the biggest? Yeah, no, India, right? Probably India.

It's just boots on the ground, right? But you got to get them somewhere and nobody can get people anywhere. Ukraine also showed the world that like, oh, look what happens when your country has guns. When you have guns and someone comes to invade your country, it actually makes a difference that every door that's kicked down potentially as a guy there with a gun who shoots the first person. Now the next guy goes in and does it, but like the next house, they're all like, you knock, no, you knock. It's your turn. You don't want to knock on these doors because everyone has a gun in the U S like that's like another thing is like it would never, no one's ever,

it would never be an invasion like that. They always said that if the U S was invaded, I think the saying that like California would allow them in the country got invaded. The other thing about the guns, it matters how you invade a country, right? If you invaded and you like liberated and you make it nice, then maybe not every gun is trying to kill you. But if you go in there and you steal the children and you rape the women, everyone who lives there now is your enemy.

Well, you know, but like I look at like, I look at like, like Canada, I love Canada. I think Canada is great. You know, man, the history of Canada is recent. It's recent that, you know, they had these fucked up schools that they were making, you know, Aboriginal First Nation kids go to and trying to like make them forget who they are and everything. Like that. Exactly. and everything like that. Exactly.

This is like fresh. I'm looking back on this because I'm looking at all the Middle East stuff and it's like I'm Jewish. So it's like, how do you start living? I think about that. I'm like, dude, I'm going to think about the land that my house is built on and how it got here. That's not that long ago.

It's very recent. It's like very recent, like a couple of generations. It's like a couple of generations, exactly, like a couple of generations, you know, like this is like, and the issues with it, like are so recent that I'm like, damn, you know, I probably have like a closer connection to that than in the Middle East in terms of concept and perspective and how it literally affects me. You know what I mean? But you know, it's just everywhere we go humans like it's like people are like, oh, I'm not going to do a concert there because this con like this country there they did this

and that over this many years ago and it's like, okay, don't do a concert anywhere there pal. Like everywhere is humans. Everything was conquered or lines drawn or or sacrifices made or things like, you know, everywhere in the world. It's just like, what kind of world do you want in the future? What do you want in the future? And I personally like, I like like mostly compared to everywhere else, places like the

USA. I like how it is. I liked how, you know, Canada was growing up. And I, and I'm happy. Like I have a ton of Indian people that live on my street. I'm cool it is. I liked how Canada was growing up. And I'm happy. I have a ton of Indian people that live on my street. I'm cool with that. I don't have an issue with that or anything.

What's that? Thoughts. Thoughts. Okay, that'll do. And that stuff doesn't bother me at all. I'm happy with it. It's just like, do you wanna come and be in this country? Or do you want this country to be where you're coming from?

Because I don't want this to be that you can't make you can't make over there over here, but are you really? Really trying to make over here there You can't make there over you came over here because it's nicer than over there. So don't yeah, so don't make here there You know you're here. Here's here the fucking door and start there in here. Don't you dare be bringing that there in here. Don't you dare be bringing that there in here.

I got a nice thing going on here. We don't need that there over here, but rest assured Mrs. Woodworth that not all of us are traders. She's going to trade us. You know, right now Israel's done the right thing every step of the way. Maybe a little heavy handed, maybe a little heavy handed, maybe also a little heavy dog dick. But when you're fighting a war, you know, bad shit happens. All right. That's what she would say.

Kyle, you've been different ever since you went on that birthright trip. When I put my hands on that wall. They gave you some big titty Jewish gal. It's true. It's true. It's true. That's all it was. Honestly, if there was a big titty Palestinian gal, I might be swayed back the other way. Like, hey, look at pretty girl. I'm also in the wall. Next week in a fucking balaclava in a headband.

I've seen new facts, new facts. Big heavy tits. You're like, just a big tits hanging over each shoulder and you're like, inshallah. Yeah, I, I, I really do. Like, like, look, the only things that I haven't liked, I felt like, um, I felt like they killed a lot of civilians that they didn't need to kill or

they could have done things differently. Um, and I know the U S would have done things differently. We just sent more like special forces in or we'd have done like a Fallujah type thing where you go door to door with a big force of 50,000 men and you know, you'd lose a lot of people like we did, but we wouldn't have blown up blocks. I didn't like that. I didn't like when it seemed like they directly targeted that aid group.

They were in like white trucks with crosses on the roof, and you could see the missile went through the middle of the cross. It was a fucking bullseye. She had an explanation for that. What? She said that they had stopped the aid group before it arrived in its destination,

like overrun, so they had to go. Well, they said they was basically correct. It was like, there was a place the truck was supposed to get to and it didn't get all the way there or something. Like it was being overrun. So, I mean, you got to nuke it. It's your only choice. They blew the fuck up. And I want say, I didn't realize Israel could afford the best of the best, but they fly around in F35s.

They're one of the real F35s. Do Israel afford it, or do we kinda take care of that? Well, a little bit of column A, a little column B, all right? Needs a lot of column B. I mean, they're like $150 million a piece or something like that. I doubt we gave them all to them, but yeah,, Taylor, I know we give them too much money. Yeah, I'm just learning that.

You give it, but you like counted as like the money. You're like, we're marking that down in the ledger, by the way. We're not putting two planes. We're putting the cost of the plane. Just like, no, put the put the put the plane. Just put three planes. But no, we're put the cost. How much are each of those?

Like operating the if Taylor was operating the spoon at the homeless like soup kitchen, it'd be it'd be a hungry night. Yeah, hungry night. We all have full bowls of broth. Please, sir, can I have some more? I mean, at least that would be that'd be feeding Americans slap, ruse this fucking mole out of his hands. You know what I'd be doing? I'd be carving up a delicious roast. that be feeding Americans slap root is this fucking mole out of his hands.

You know what I'd be doing? I'd be carving up a delicious roast and I'd go, here's the Israel money guys. And they'd be going to the ends of the homeless bands behind me. We con it as we go as Spartacus style, slave revolt, make it suckling pig. That way you can root out any infiltrators. Yes. You know, I go, to do that. They did that in Spain. I go, hey, before you join the club, eat this bacon cheeseburger. There was, though there was a bunch of Jews that were hiding in Spain way back in the day. And like it was in a predominantly Jewish area and they got run out. So a lot of them just started to pretend they weren't. So people would invite their neighbors over for pork. And like they did it to root them out.

And it's so funny but it's free. I couldn't resist the value. That's awful. I went to Home Depot yesterday and I kind of have an, am I the asshole about it? Cause I think I might've been the asshole. I'll let you know. All right. All right. So quick background information. I'll let you know. Alright, alright. So quick background information.

We're putting a new roof on our house. So we go to Home Depot for some drywall project. My wife and I. And while we're there, we see the shingles. And there's a woman working in the aisle with the shingles. And I asked her, hey, our lighter colored shingles, do they keep your house cooler? It seems like they would. And've read they would but our builder says

Asphalt is asphalt and the difference isn't a big deal How old is she by the way? She's 55 6 colors her skin white how hot is she not hot is she? She's 60, but she's not fat Okay, so She's 60, but she's not fat. Okay. So anyway, she starts making shit up. She's like, I'm not sure. Have you Googled it? Like, yes, I have Googled it,

but it's like hard to go against a builder who seems like a subject matter expert with Bing or whatever, Leo, like coming with some answer on the top of my search results. And she's like, well, I think that black cars are hotter inside. And it's like, you know, well, I think that black cars are hotter inside. And it's like, okay, clearly you don't know.

I would like to remove myself from this conversation. But what I did instead is I kind of hit it back. I was like, yeah, I noticed that too, with like white t-shirts, but you know, builder says asphalt is asphalt and the difference isn't a big deal. I thought maybe you would know more, but you know, whatevs. And so then she brings out her phone.

She starts Googling it and it's Jesus fucking Christ. Like I don't want your attention anymore. So I'm like backing off. She's following me, whatever. We work our way over to like the drywall aisle. She's following you to another aisle? Yeah, yeah. And how many aisles from the aisle that you were just

in one pop it yeah yeah like the next but it was from the middle of the aisle to the middle of the next aisle yeah a whole aisle so now she's like tailing me to the drywall area and I had been there earlier and if you don't know at Home Depot you can buy two by two squares of drywall but what I need is kind of like a four by four and the four by eights or fourteen dollars the two by two squares of drywall But what I need is kind of like a four by four and the four by eight or fourteen dollars The two by two is seven. It's eight times larger if my math is right But it is only is only half the price or you know, I see I'm doing them and so I was anyway, so I

Was like do you sell like four by four or do I have to buy? $21 with the two by twos and there is a bug on my eyeglasses so she She's like well, you know, there's this here. That's not even fucking drywall. She's pointing to plywood Do you see the bug? Dude your eyes your guys crossing is so funny That's the part I saw when I looked back. So anyway, she's pointing me to like OSP or something.

It's not even fucking drywall. And okay, clearly this woman has no fucking building skills whatsoever. I see it. And then I was like that actually that's not drywall. That's a material made out of like, you know, strands of wood and glue. And she's like, well, how about this one here? That is specialty drywall for bathrooms. I'm not doing a bathroom project. And I was like, I just got this from here, but she won't.

How's your tone at this point? It's getting ramped up. But you're, you're very nice. Still. You're not dropped the very show show me cause show me an example. I guarantee you that if I were standing anywhere nearby, I'd have been like, that guy's upset, but trying to hold it in, right? He's upset, but trying to hold it in. Cause when I was like, well, that's, that's not even drywall. And then I was like, Oh, well then she's like, well, that's, that's not even drywall. And then I was like, oh, well, that she's like, you know,

a part of this is you think that this person would know better than you cause they're there. But the thing is like, when you do something like this from what I gathered of how you are, you like to research shit like crazy, you know, some, someone else might be more casual about buying a lot of money. You know, I don't know if you know what roofs cost, but yeah, yeah, my dad, my dad's a contract does windows, doors and roofs. And so like, I could imagine you went in hard. That's great. You like a cartoon character, but like, you know, a lot, cause you do that. You're that type of guy. I do the same thing when I want to buy something, the person you're talking to apply to work at the movie theater.

This is just the job that they got. They're not like a person that's like, I fucking love Ruth. So like the real thing that a lot of employees get taught nowadays is like, Oh, let's find out together. They thought she thought like, you're a boomer like her. She's like, Oh, let's do the Google thing that people do. We could find she doesn't know that you obliterated Google. You're like ready to have, you're ready to call back your builder and be like,

here's the thing I read a couple of 10. Tell me I'm crazy, but you, you need to call up like another builder cause you've just reached to that level of questions that are beginner questions, but are way too beyond someone who's not serious to answer, you know, so to push things along, can we get here? How are the assets? Oh, yeah, I'm already leaning towards that, by the way. Right. I am already like trying to separate myself from the Home Depot staff.

Can I tell you, by the way, right now you're holding, you're holding the asshole. Yes, you because everything you're describing, like this bitch, like you're the asshole at this moment so far, cause you're like this bitch trying to help me so hard can't help me brings over another guy to fucking try and help me. Yeah. This doesn't get better for me from here because I'm already frustrated with this incompetent trying to help me and not allowing me to escape the situation.

Like Kyle said, if he was anywhere within 30 feet, he'd be like, this guy. But why can't you get off like, thank you. So let me just browse around a little bit. Let me just let me look at deaf ears, right? Oh, you said stuff like that. Yeah, it was. I said, I got this and she's like, no, let's bring in someone else here that maybe he can help you. So he comes over and I was like, I see you get two by two. He's like 18.

Do you have any other size? No, this guy's like 45 or something. And he probably does know what he's doing. Although I didn't give him much. Yeah. He's a man. So I said, I see you have two by two and you're four by eight. You selling other sizes. And he goes, no, I was like, all right. That's why I was just wanting to know, thank you. Thank you means thank you, goodbye. I thought this was well established, but no, he breaks out. Tell me more about your project.

What are you doing? And I'm like, I got it from here. He salesman now he entered salesman mode. I'm leaning that he might be trying to less help more sale. I don't think so. I'm just walking through my thought process. Okay. And you with the.

Anyway, so it does. There's not a whole lot more left. He asked me more about my project. I was like, nope, I got it from here. He's like, no, no, tell me about your project. And I was like, enough, enough. I I'm worn out from this. I'm worn out from trying to like frustration from her

and you threw it at this guy. She didn't even get it. They were both there. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, you know, I I've had enough. I would rather just shop on my own. You like with the questions and the Googling and the car analogies and the, you know, like you got overstimulated when too many people came too close. You started to snap. I was like, I'm finished. I'd rather just work solo from here. And, uh,

she wants to like fight with me. The dude is like, just let him go. It's fine. What was she trying to say? Uh, she was trying to justify her behavior and not like leaving me the heck alone. She was like, Oh dude, you didn't, she's like, you needed help. I was trying to find the help for you on the phone. You don't know what you're doing. Here, let me just tell the story. So I get like 60, 70 feet away and she yells across the store. Kindness matters like that.

So you, you, you went, when you did enough, you actually like, you raised your voice. She was the loudest. No, but before that, I wouldn't say I was, you raised your voice. I was obviously frustrated. It was the loudest thing said in the. No, but before that, I wouldn't say I was, you raised your voice. I was obviously frustrated. It was the loudest thing said in the conversation by a couple of well, she taught me by quite a bit when she yelled across the store kindness matter. We didn't get there. We didn't get there. Yeah, we can't move along with, but you're octave. I want a legit informed answer for you. Uh, you shouted when you said enough.

You shouted when you said enough. Shouted you were too much. No, I was like, all right, like I'm done. I'm finished. That's it. You made eye contact. You made eye contact? Yeah. Yeah.

I've seen you do that before. It's scary. See, I'm on the so far, like Woody seems to have been Kurt in the end through exasperation, but he's not the asshole. He's just trying to go about his day. And then this useless idiot's not the asshole. He's just trying to go about his day. And then this useless idiot is the real asshole with that passive aggressive horse shit at the end.

Any sort of, that's why I wanted to ask about that. I agree with that was lost with the passive aggressive, you know, I'm, you know, kindness matters. It's actually, you know, she's the, I want to, you should have gone back and been like, actually, you know what, ma'am? I think I apologize. I'm going to need to see one of those and one of those and point to the highest

in the whole fucking store. Did you get that for me? Oh, no, that's not what I thought it was. I'm going to need this one. No, I'm sorry. Kindness matters. Would you pretty please get up? Oh, don't forget your ocean required strap.

You fat cunt. You said she wasn't fat though. I'm seeing Woody on this one. I hate that shit. I would hate that so much. If I'm asking someone a specific question and they don't immediately come back with wisdom, that's what I'm looking for here. I do a wisdom check, they roll a three, get the fuck away from me.

That's it. You don't know. I'll tell them. I was like, hey, I wasn't really looking to like talk to somebody about my problem. I thought you knew. I'm looking for an expert. I'll say that to your face. I don't know, right? I know and I don't know, we're both great answers.

They're told not to do that though. They're told to be like, let's find out together. That's a big part these days. That's the default is that they want to, anyone who comes in, they'll literally do that at Apple. I wouldn't be surprised if they do it. You're reminding me of that scene, Parks and Rec, where the guy's like, hey, sir, can I help? He's like, I know more than you. Yeah. Yeah. I like that.

But no, everything, I thought everything was like, oh, they're only trying to help. They're only trying to do all this. But at the end, her being like, kindness matters. It's like, yo, don't don't because I come from a time like, and maybe this time is no longer it anymore. But like customer service is not like the customer is always right. And like, I've always liked that. And when I'm working, that's the part of the job is like, if someone comes in, if they're like short and Kurt like you were and they're stressed or whatever, it's like, yeah, I understand the guy's here to build a roof on his house. So if he's not like kindness matters for me

as the employee now, and if he's an asshole, cool, he's an asshole. Next time he's like that asshole is here again. But like this is why I'm paid to be extra patient. I don't need to have the last word. I've been in place with my mom where my mom's like that asshole's here again. But like this is why I'm paid to be extra patient. I don't need to have the last word. Like I've been in place with my mom where my mom's like given the last word on some and I'm like, yeah, don't that's not just don't don't do it. Don't like say the thing. Don't do that. I went to go buy something recently and I went and I was like, oh, do you have the thing? I'm a jig. And the guy's like, uh, let's see. And he turns around and he goes on the computer and I'm like, no, dude, I just was on that website. I was just on the website before I came here. I know it's here.

And so he's like, and I'm like watching and he's like, yeah, he's like, we got one. I'm like, cool. Can I see it? And he's like, sure. And it's like, yeah, I go touch it with your finger, right? Cause like, I think it doesn't exist. Who'd be wrong? Please. But like, I can't find it. Touch it with your finger. Don't tell me middle of aisle 18. I was just there. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He, well, this is like a thing. He had to go get it. He went in the back and came back with nothing. He's like, yeah,

I don't think we have it. And I was like, oh, it said on the computer before I got here. He's like, yeah, I don't know what's up. And it's there. And I'm't think we have it. And I was like, oh, it said on the computer before I got here. He's like, yeah, I don't know what's up. And it's there. And I'm like, oh, cool. And I was like, is this, there's a question. Is this thing better than this thing? And he was like, what's that other thing you said? And he's pulling up the computer again.

And I'm like, what are you gonna pull up the tech thing, specs and like compare them with me? Yeah, it's like, I just did that. Yeah, yeah, like I did that. Do I look like a complete boomer that like came, like this's like I just did that. Yeah, yeah, like I did that. Do I look like a complete boomer that came? This thing that I was going to buy was like, it's pretty expensive. So, I was like, I should know. You should know this. You work here. You don't have the most of these things here. It's actually a controller, a DJ controller. I was going to ask, was it a fun

thing or a- Yeah, a super fun thing. I like a couple, about a month and a DJ controller. I was going to ask, was it a fun thing or a- Yeah, a super fun thing. I like a couple, about a month and a half ago. Before you rotate up the conversation too much, imagine you say, all right, this guy clearly doesn't know anything about DJ controllers. Thank you for your time. And he follows you from fucking aisle to aisle. Right? And you're like, that actually is an Xbox controller.

They're different. Yeah. I wanted to disengage from him. You know what I asked for him? And this is an out that I use a lot, is I'm like, oh thanks, I'm gonna browse around myself. Do you have a card? Sometimes employees are given cards,

but can I get a card? And then you rip it up in front of them. Yeah, yeah. That'll work. Clean it up. No, because maybe you rip it up and then they're like, yeah, fuck the cards. I'm right here in person. Let's just talk about it.

So Riley, I do thank you for the eye opening. Like nowadays, what customer service is you and I are going to solve this problem together. And I'm like, no, no, that's what a librarian does. Not a shingle salesman. I want you to already know the answer. Yeah. You should be like, you know what? That's fine. You don't know. What I love about your store is that you allow Conceal Carry. You got it. You see, you do too much research yourself. Like these people will help you if you at the stage, like if you wanted to start to research, that person could maybe start you in the right directions to go and learn more on your own.

But I feel like you're coming in. Like I saw you talk about aquariums, dude. You go in on this shit, you know, like you're going to like you like everybody does, right? Like a lot of people do a lot of people know a lot of people will just pull the trigger on that. They got this. It's the cheapest thing where I got this. It was there. Right. Like with the aquarium thing, he doesn't just put fish in a bowl and look at them. Like there's a lot of upkeep. Like he's doing shit and maintaining

and like tinkering all the time. Science involved. It's not about like a decoration on the wall. It's not as if he wanted a painting on his wall and then he went and learned to paint. Like this is like an ongoing thing. I'm like that too. If I'm gonna spend $10,'m like that too if I'm gonna spend

$10,000 on something then I'm gonna be so well researched and I do that thing where I'm going through youtubers learning the new thing And after a while, I'm like, I know more than you Never recommend again like unsubscribe like never I was like if he thinks that about this then he then nothing He's ever said is ever going Kyle he doesn't know the comments on my youtube channel that hurt me more than anything about this, then he then nothing he's ever said is ever going to matter. He doesn't know the comments on my YouTube channel that hurt me more than anything. This is back when I did call of duty content. He said I've reached a point where Woody can no longer teach me about call of duty. And I was like, Oh damn, let me see you play. That's what I do here.

We should have been happy that he graduated. I guess. No, more like an empty nest. He was probably shit at Call of Duty anyways, lying, bullshit. Yeah. The medica gets updated all the time. In the lobby until they hopped in the live stream with us and then they weren't as good as they thought.

I see clips of the new Call of Duty people playing it and I feel like that old man shaking his fist at clouds. I'm like, this isn't Call of Duty! Sliding around, boosting! It's not just you. No, look, everyone except, look, there's some people who are like young kids and like this is their second or third God and they're like, oh, this is a nifty one. They change things because of them. It's her second or third, but I see all the like OGs and the people who have, you know, are like pros and streamers and stuff and everybody and Reddit just like random

Reddit people mocking the movement and how outrageous it is. And, and I don't know, I've seen a couple of clips of it. It didn't look like fun to me. That's all it's been. Call of duty, though. I don't look like fun to me. No, Call of Duty. That's always been Call of Duty, though. I don't want to do COD, though. Well, no, not the movement, though. Like, when you think about how slow... But like, when I thought, like, when you first played Call of Duty... Fast.

It was always Call of Duty when I played it, like, I remember, like, when Modern Warfare came out. I loved it. And I'm playing Halo at the same time. And I would tell my friends, I was like, Halo as someone who loved playing tactical shooters at the time, I was like, Halo is more of a tactical shooter than call of duty call of duty. You think it is cause it's like you have no shield and you die quickly. Like, you know, let's say, but like anyone with an SMG and call of duty could have always ran in a room and

killed three people by chance. A noob would never walk into a room in Halo and be able to accidentally kill three people. It would never happen. There was so much more tactics involved. Call of Duty, when I played it, felt like playing closer to Instagib Unreal Tournament, just with a skin over it that made it look realistic. And you were using N16s and stuff.

And now they're just reaching the final form where they've gotten through the wall runnings, the sliding and stuff. It's always been unreal tournament, really. And it feels like that, but what I always liked, disliked about Call of Duty was the three lanes of the maps. Every map had these three lanes, three ways to go.

People learned the angles. It never had these three lanes, three ways to go. People learn the angles. It never felt like what Call of Duty is like an ever changing procedurally generated map something like that. Cause I want to go in and I always want it to be fresh. I'm tired of going to that box. You know, the box where you get to this box and the guy's either going to be up there or over there and you throw the grenade before you get there. And it's always the same. And I played the most recent one and I'm not even a big battle royale guy anymore,

I got tired of it. I played Warzone a lot on the last Call of Duty and then I dipped away from it. I'm like, you know what, if I wanna play Battle Royale, I'm gonna play Fortnite. It is actually the best battle royale out of all of them. It's actually a quality game. They put so much effort into it.

It's always different. They're always changing. I call it duty. I was like, I put all this money into skins and stuff and I was caught up for a minute there, but I got so many games. Is Fortnite randomized? Like, is it a random procedurally generated? No, no, but it changes like, you know, war zone. When I was talking about Call of Duty multiplayer war zone also is it's not

it just provides battle royale. So yeah, it's different fights. It's like, yeah, because it's battle royale and so big, the angles and stuff. It's not a different every time. Oh, yeah. These different landscapes that you're forced to fight within. Yeah. So it's all duty maps. I wear the map shrinks changes.

So how the map plays changes. Yeah. And that's what I always loved about battlefield is like it was so big and there was so many things when they do it right, like the destruction. Yeah, this spot is the spot that's always crazy, except there's a chopper there now. And like someone in the chopper changes the dynamic of this whole thing. There's a tank there or that building got blown up. This whole little area that we always fight at could be so different. Call of Duty, always running, jumping around a corner SMGs. It's all about downloading the newest battle pass so you can get the meta. The gun that's good that week is literally the gun that was put in the battle pass.

They make their old guns shitty and obsolete. So you get the battle pass, unlock the new guns to take part in the meta. And it's just like honestly, your idea for like the randomly generated maps with the same theme, obviously, whatever theme your idea for like the randomly generated maps with the same theme, obviously, whatever, whatever theme the map is like, that would make it so much more fun. Like, I think that's the reason that's, it might be a reason Kyle burned out on it too. But Company of Heroes too, when we were playing that years ago, the tank RTS, the like military one, like it's one of, I think it's the only RTS

I've played in recent memory that doesn't have randomized maps. So like any of the age of whatever a lot of maps, though, random map, but like the heroes maps, if you'd played one a while, you knew what to do. And the meta was established like that one big bridges across where you had to you know, eventually push across the thin bridges, you know, on the right. Yeah, I know. There was like a right way to do things. It was like, okay, I wonder what I'm going to do this game. Well, exactly how the map is structured. So I'm going to go for the heavy tank. You know, Kyle's playing the Nazis. I'm playing the Soviets. So I'm going to need to flood a bunch of conscripts and cheap armor and protect

Kyle's elite armor that's covering the entire bridge. And we'll do the same thing if we get this map again, like it's not going to be. Yes, that's a fun fucking game. There's a the new one's good, too. I played the third one. They added an update for it to make it look less like a mobile game. Yeah. And more like a real game, because the graphics were like mobile graphics when it first came out.

And people complained because Company of Heroes 2 looked like real. And you played the second one or the third? Yeah I did. I played the second, never multiplayer. I just played through a bunch of the single player. I think the Russians have this like mattress truck missile launcher type thing where like this truck has like I don't know how many missiles on the back that like, like fire and it just covers an entire swath of map. That one, right?

You have to park it to shoot it. You've got a park. I would not load all at once. You have to like tactical with it. We'd like beat it once with tactics and then I'd be like, Kyle, what are you going to do this game? What kind of army composition are you going to go for? And Kyle's like, interesting.

I think I'm going to make as many mattress trucks as the game allows. Cause I'm going to make as many big giant armor piercing tanks as the game allows me. And then that was honestly, after a while we quit playing the actual game and started playing the AI with like lots of AI against two of us and then holding down a choke point and the AI would just flood this bridge. And we had just tank destroyers just waiting. It was fun. Millions of them sent to their death. There's this, uh, do you guys play the game body cam?

It's like multiplayer. Yeah. But it looks like it's. Watch it. Yeah. It makes you do motion sickness. Yeah. It looks like VR. Is that a hyper realistic one? It's not the one that you're thinking about, but it looks just like that.

The one that he's thinking about is called REC. The one that showed the trailer like a couple of months back, maybe like eight months ago. I saw Lamar playing it too. Like that one, body cam. It's just called body cam. Yeah, yeah. But there was a game that came out called Wreck. It showed this trailer that everyone freaked out about it. It looked hyper realistic, a body cam with the gun moving around. Oh, and then the hyper realistic photo thing.

Like I think I know that one too. And then two teens saw that trailer. So they made their version multiplayer only body cam and they kind of threw it up really fast. And body cam is the one that everyone's been playing, but it's not that one that went viral, like almost a year ago. But I like the control scheme of it.

It's different. It made first person feel different. Like your gun bangs into the walls so you need like a shorter gun if you're going to creep on the corners and stuff. And it was cool. But the reason I brought up is I played this game called Chuxy of a horror game and it was like eight bucks USD and it's body cam controls. And to anyone listening, I don't know if any of you guys fuck with,

but maybe the people listening this game, like, don't even watch a video about it. It's like a horror game made by probably two Japanese teenagers, Chuck C, C H U X I E. And it's fucking like, I've never had a game freak me out. Like this does, cause it does the weirdest, most Japanese ass jump scares. Like it's fucking weird and it controls like body cams. So you're not that confident that you're shooting and stuff.

Are there any of those pale face kids like in the, the grudge? Yeah. Yeah. You get a bunch of those. Let me just tell you that at that point in my life, like, like throughout my life, there had been the scariest movie I've ever seen, you know, that happens over and over. You not only do mature, but you see more movies. And at that point in my life, when I saw the grudge, I'm fucking Sarah Michelle Geller, I think that little Asian boy coming out from under the covers and up from under your table and your crotch yeah with that pale-ass face and those black eyes and shit yeah

dude that scared me so bad that scared me so much like I would have nightmares about it like I'd be if I was a grown man already like I was driving a car and I had to leave a light on like, I saw hereditary and I'd get into bed and I'd be like, there's no way my mom's hiding on the corner of my ceiling. The darkness there. Right? Yeah. That'd be crazy if my mom was there. She wouldn't do that.

Yeah. Hereditary. It always depends with horror movies. Like, like, like it, it follows, I thought was freaky. I don't know if you guys saw that, but it was like the person's always following you and like, like, like it follows, I thought was freaky. I don't know if you guys saw that, but it was like, the person's always following you. And like, that was freaky because you leave the theater and you're looking at like an old woman walking towards you and you're like, Oh, I got to knock this bitch out. I was so right away. I felt like this is either an allegory for STDs or an allegory or sexual promiscuity and how that sort of reputation can follow you. It's something like that.

And so that's all I could think of every time I saw the scary lady and it was less scary to me. What I recently saw that everybody was raving about and part of their viral marketing was, actress Mia Whatever's resting heartbeat is 76 beats per minute when she saw Nicholas Cage in the long legs met makeup for the first time it rose to 172 beats per minute here is the audio

of her heartbeat and it's I never saw that and I hate that and especially because that movie was overhyped and I heard that and I was like, oh shit I got to see long like look I like Nicolas Cage, especially the most recent part of his career now ten years ago time flies when you're not having fun. He was He was just doing anything he could to pay back his his tax debt or his real estate debt or whatever it was But he's made movies like Mandy state dead or whatever it was but he's made movies like Mandy and and honestly long legs was okay better he's like this standout quirky performance pig pig was really good Arcadia I think is the one where Arcadia is post-apocalyptic he has

two sons there's monsters that come in the night and like he's like hyping his sons up at the dinner table he's like we are men are we not and the bleach boy is like we have men and they all stabbed their knives in the table together They're like fighting the monster. Yeah, I'm bearable weight Kyle is that he always plays every character the same way Do you think that's fair or am I just not seeing enough? I think part of his acting style is is a bit of over acting and a bit of like wild crazy eccentricness Do your impression of him you do a good one? No, I don't

To do a good Nick Cage That's his most memeable movie if you've ever seen The Wicker Man, you know about The Wicker Man? I've seen The Wicker Man. Oh, a little bit. I'd say Leaving Las Vegas is a little more quotable for some of those. The Wicker Man extends from, yeah, Leaving Las Vegas is crazy. And what's the one where his secretary gets some filing wrong and he goes through the entire alphabet in front of her? It's very simple. A, B, C, D, E, F, G. And she's like, I get it, Mark.

H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P. This is getting complicated. He's glancing at her and he goes through the whole alphabet and he's gesturing and like screaming. And he's got those crazy eyes. Bad Lieutenant, do you ever see that? So do you think he plays the same character every movie? No, I think he know this over acting style Not in the way that like I don't know Will Smith is kind of the same guy with the rock are the rock is the same guy in every movie The Nicholas Cage is is very different. Like if you saw a color out of space

He's like an eccentric father who's moved his family out to the country because his wife's recovering from breast cancer and he wants to live this holistic, naturalistic lifestyle, like fresh milk, fresh vegetables and everything. And he's just like a quirky guy. He's very, he's really underplaying. And then pig, he's like a pig farmer whose pig was stolen. He's going on a vendetta to rescue the pig. You know, it's like, he's a different guy. He has a very wild acting style. He was in that movie Valley girl and was like a heartthrob for a brief period of

time. So it's weird to watch that because he's like young heartthrob. Nick, Arizona, you ever see raising Arizona? Yeah. One of his best. It's a Cohen brothers movie. Did he win an Oscar for that? Or am I not for that? But, but, uh, uh, he won it for, um, either, either leaving Las Vegas or One of the other ones that that's not coming to my mind any any who the long legs movie. He's the bad guy They don't they show him Occasionally he has a very weird face and he and he's honestly the best part of the whole movie I thought that movie like you said was really overhy. I've watched some videos about it after watching it.

I heard it was a little crazy in the movie. You didn't see it? No, I didn't end up seeing it. I had all my friends were like, don't, it's really just like. All right, so let me just spoil a little bit. Look, I would recommend Long Legs. It's a creepy movie. The director also made Black Coat's Daughter.

I like the director and I thought this movie was really well shot. It looks cool. It has a good atmosphere, but it did not rise to the levels of scary or even horrific or horrific or even scary. There's a lot of cutaways during the scary parts, the parts that you would want to pay off for. Well basically and at the end they throw everything at you and I'm spoilers again it's he's like oh it turns out to be like the devil and possessed dolls that force families to kill their family members but like right away, you know how the movie is gonna end because this killer kills little girls and their families on their 14th birthday or

something like that and The main there's only four or five characters in the movie and one of them's daughter's birthdays coming up like and it's like I wonder how this is going to end. But Nicholas Cage's scenes when they, he's in an interrogation room. I would just find that on YouTube. That's what I'd watch. I just find Nicholas Cage is seen in the interrogation room because he's wacky. And it is.

I saw some clips of him and he was, it was fucked, but he looks really bizarre. It's a, it's a, it's a kind of upsetting and he is doing this overacting thing. And I think he's trying to be like a woman with it. It almost seems like he's doing like a bad transvestite thing, but he's not, he's just being wacky and his face is very odd. I don't know what, they must've put appliances on there as well as some makeup and like he is very odd looking and he's weird. He moves weird. He talks weird. He's bizarre. And that's the best part of the whole movie. I didn't really care for the movie though.

I made a shirt. He was a shirt company of this shirt that popped off his Nicholas Cage's face and said, don't cut my face off and put it on your head and fuck my wife. See now in my opinion, that's a good fucking movie. That's a good movie. So fucking that time I watched it recently. It's so the fact that his name is Castor Troy and itself is just such a, like that time in movies, like action movies, guys, such a like that time in movies like action movies. I could eat a guy's for hours. I know quotes. I've never seen face off, but between Kyle and the amount of times that Jim Norton and Anthony Kumia made fun of it with Patrice for

being a horrible movie, like I know quotes from a movie I haven't seen. It's a sick ass movie. It's so ridiculous. It's so fun to watch. For those who don't know, very quickly, um, I'm not Castor Troy. Doesn't he yell that? Nicholas Cage and John Travolta have literally swapped faces. Um, like, like there's this new surgery that not only is able to put a face on another person and make it believable and not all fucked up instantly, mind you, um, it also makes you lose our gain about 45 pounds because Travolta and Nicholas cage have very different body styles, but they immediately like warp each other's bodies. And, uh,

and now all of a sudden the FBI agent is living in the, in the super criminals body and vice versa. Super criminals banging the FBI agents wife while wearing her, her husband's skin super criminal escape daughter. He escaped, went to the lab, changed the face and then burnt the lab down so that they can't bring it back. Killed everybody who knows,

everybody who knows about the whole secret surgery. Yeah. Anyway, he knows this thing is he yells, I'm casted Troy. He starts to become him and he's like yelling it out and then has like a little breakdown. Nicholas Cage, excellent acting in that moment. Like it's not a good movie. Like the shining. Oh yeah it is. It's sick, bro. It's fucking sick dude. It's a good movie. It's a movie about swapping faces and I think John Woo directs, right? John Woo does. So you get slow motion pigeons, you get fucking pistol, like handguns. Always dual wielding. Cause he's straight bro and he likes straight man shit. So what's up?

Two guns. That's fucking right. So what's up? Two guns. Right. So I know we talked about it a little earlier that I think we should delve in a little more the Diddy stuff. More Israel? Oh, okay. Oh, Israel adjacent. Okay. I didn't, I didn't know it was, but.

Yeah, Mossad planned it. This is the Diddy protocol in the event that all the press is looking bad on the Jews that makes it on that community. Sorry, go ahead. We'll see. But basically Costco, or I'm sorry, Did he said his, his lawyer was like, I ordered or did he rather ordered a giant shipment of baby oil from Costco. Can I guess the reason why there's so many, was it for ashy skin?

Is that why he has a thousand bottles of baby oil? No, I don't believe they made a claim about what it's being used for. We know what it's used for. What's the deal with thousands of bottles? And he said, I ordered it from Costco. I bought it in bulk. Apparently Costco has come out and said, we did not sell anyone that amount of baby oil in any shipment ever because that's insane.

Can you imagine doing that? And then the Costco is just sitting there like, I guess we got to say something about this. Did you hear the alleged Ditty and Meek Mill's audio? Did you hear that? No, I didn't hear you say that. Crazy. Meek Mill, he's a rapper. Yeah, the rapper out of Philadelphia who came out like he was pretty gangster when he came out. But there's always been rumors and there's just this audio of Diddy just fucking well,

he's not out. It's like he never said it, but it's just Diddy destroying his cheeks, I guess. And you hear it. And the security guard that filmed it like a bodyguard was like, Oh, everyone was passed out. Like I filmed this shit. I heard it. So I kept, I recorded it and I heard that and it was great. And he tried to sell it, but apparently no one wanted to buy it because they heard it and they're like, this is real. And now we think, but now you all believe it.

He said he would have bought that shit. He'd have put it on an album. I technically own this audio now. This is track three. 50 cent has been so funny throughout all of this yes 50 cent has been shitting on them for a decade like like making little i've seen him on these like black radio like satellite radio podcasts and shit and the guy be like why you always going up at 50 and shit he's like i don't go after 50 yeah you do you're saying he's gay and stuff no i just you know he's got a lot of boys around. That's all. It is. It is. This is so funny, a little like fact check of it. Costco does not sell baby oil.

Or does the giant Sam's Club rival? Neither one of those wholesalers sell baby oil. They were going to pivot to that, you know, they were. It was like, oh, Costco knows we made Sam's Club. Yeah. Are you going to imprison my clients for enjoying all American savings. And that's, yeah, that's absolutely wild. The more that comes out, I guess what he would do is he would also, he would promise he would hook, he would find these girls and they'd be thinking they were getting a

relationship with him. But really he just wanted to have them railed by like prostitutes he would hire but like like mandingos to come like bang these chicks for him and And he would record them and then try to man dingo like a big dick gigolo Okay, I imagined it being a primate of some sort now. Well shit. I wish you hadn't well That's how it sounds to me like. Like it's like that's what I would name him. Why don't you Google Mandingo? And then before we start talking anymore about it.

OK, OK. Yeah, I was going to do a really inappropriate. Oh, it was a movie. I was going to do a really inappropriate David Attenborough right there. But I just. But anyway, he would. But these girls were being raped in these videos. Like he's recording women being raped because he's drugged them and and then he's trying to sell that to people. So he's making basically rape pornography that he's using for black males slash pornography that he's using for black males slash

pornographers purposes while doing the thing where you move women and pay and and prostitutes from one place to another for you know sex and rape and he's in so much trouble if you want I'd like to make some predictions on what we think happens to Diddy because I think that they throw the book at Diddy and And we don't see any more Diddy for like I think that they throw the book at Diddy and, and, and we don't see any more Diddy for like 15 years. I'm thinking 15 is the number at least 15 is the lowest. I think he, I think it's 15 to like, how'd they catch him? Wasn't he on the run and he's been, he went back, he was going to turn himself in and they actually took that from him by arresting him a day early. Cause if he turned himself in, then he would be, have, he would have a, a, a, the ability to appeal for, uh, being out on bond, which was like apparently a $5 billion bond or something.

But they were like, uh, you're a flight risk. So they, yeah, he is. Uh, but, and because he was going to turn himself in, they were going to, like they would have, he would have been able to appeal for to turn himself in, they were going to, like they would have, he would have been able to appeal for that. Now he can't apparently something, there's stuff that I heard. And he had, um, he had, uh, basically the FBI arrested him and they have a 95% conviction rate or something like that. And they already have a, uh, uh, like a, uh, a, a jury or a

court that has seen all the documents. He's basically pretty much already fucked and it's like, like this is just like now they're just going through it. And yeah, I think at least 15 years, but I think it's going to be way more. I think there's a lot of shit. I think I'm gonna come out of the kidnapping charges and that's gonna, there's going to be some like mandatory. Oh yeah. Moving people across state lines for some of these. It's like human trafficking.

You remember the video of him beating up his girlfriend and like dragging her back. Yeah. Correct me if I'm wrong. I'm gonna feel racist if it's just a different black guy beating his girl, but years ago there was that video of a black guy beating a girl up in an elevator. Who was that?

Like I remember family guy, I made fun of it. Oh, that was a football player. That wasn't did he That was Ray. Right as it was Ray, right? Oh, by the way, he's right. Yeah, there's a monkey called a man gavey Maybe I don't know. No, you missed it man It's a black people thing Woody it's it's it's black people think yeah, I think Little bit of a stretch it's a new world lemur you know so just wanted to get that before he went to cool thanks for the fact check i didn't want to misinform our audience what do you almost misled you there

they have a prehensile towel the tail and not part of the great ape family what i really hope happens is that other celebrities get caught in the crossfire. Like ushers for sure. Usher big time. He's like, yeah, if there was a rumor going around that he had his ass blown open, he had to go to the hospital. And some guy was like back in the day, it was like, yeah, go check the hospital record to see why was usher there for his ass. Why was his ass after a freak off? And like this other woman, she would say she was expressing her, uh, her contempt for usher.

Cause she was like, man, they ripped your ass open, blew your ass open. And like it got them your loyalty. Like you're loyal to them. You saw this shit happen since you were young. And then usher had signed Bieber and brought Bieber to Diddy, like basically on a silver platter. So it's like how many layers of this is there. And I think Usher, he had deleted all of his tweets when this came out. And then the next day was like, Oh shit, I got hacked. That's crazy. And it's like, yeah, you've missed it out on Russell Brand though, right? Like, cause Russell

Brand was like a famous womanizer, right? It was like a big part of his identity almost. And uh, there's videos of him and Diddy like post party hanging out just bragging about how great it went. I didn't know So there's a very good comedy movie and all three of the stars are now have been like me, dude Or whatever or in prison. It's called get him to the Greek It's Jonah. It's a it's Jonah Hill is compromised. No, John. He's been compromised. He was he was Emotionally manipulating that girl. Remember? I have hot takes on that one. I got hot takes. We went over that and he was setting up boundaries. I remember that now. I remember he was like, you can go and hang out with all these guys, but you don't get to date Jonah Hill also. Yeah. A lot of people were bothered that he said that.

I'm like, no, I think he's a lot. Team Jonah there and for Moneyball. And a fellow Jew. Yeah. Remember when Jonah Hill was so funny? 20. Remember when Kanye West was like, I saw 22 Jump Street and you know what? Jonah Hill was funny.

Jews are okay. What are you? Are you Googling Jonah Hill? He tweeted that. If I only Google Jonah Hill's real name. Jonah Hill Fieldstein. You can't do that. You know, Jews that change their names, you don't go and search their name. You don't dead name a Jew's last name. You don't do that to Mark Cuban either.

Is that dead? I have no idea. Don't do that to Mark Cuban. Yeah, you don't dead name their Jew name. I know that Sam Hyde will troll mark Cuban by using his like Official name there might be where I found is like historic. I don't know Ethnic, I don't know how you have Charlie Sheen's mark Cuban's real name is mark Cuban Now he's he got it. He got it erased. I think yeah mark even took care of that. Yeah, he's internet savvy What's that? What's a Charlie Sheen's real name though oh yes what's his first real first name it's not Charlie it's like

Enrique or some shit what's his brother's name what it is immediately his brother's name is Lyle Menendez oh was that him? They were the gay brothers? Have you watched that doc? There's a show like a Mark Cuban said in January is like let's do an AMA fire away and Sam Hyde quote tweeted and was like when you change your Name to sound less Jewish. What were some of the options you liked but didn't? Paraguay Dave Honduras Kevin Paraguay, Dave Honduras, new Dominican Republic. That's so funny. Kevin Paraguay.

I actually was talking to him. He was messaging me about something. We're talking about something unrelated. And I was like, oh, do you know this person? And I brought up a person. He was like, no, I don't. And I was like, oh, so ugly. I'm like, here, look at this picture of him. And I sent it to him. And it was this selfie that the guy took. And like, uh, he just had like, like under the light. He is,

it's just an ugly picture. And he's there and his like, penis is very much the focal point of the picture. But it's just like trying to not be about that. And I said that to Sam and Sam was like, damn dude, he should change his name to Mr. Penis. And I was so perfectly high that that was the funniest shit I had read. Like, and I was dying. I'm like, this is actually way too funny. He was like, yeah, dude, pro tip. He's like, use penis and conversation sometimes really throws people off. It's hilarious. I was like, yeah, I could, I could, I could work that out. I could work that.

I looked up the Mark Cuban thing as I had to know his grandfather and his father side changed the family name to Cuban. It was like, how close was Sam Hyde's guests of Kevin Barigway? Should have been. He should have been under Chamaniski. That's Chabinsky. All right. That's pretty rough, man. Pronouncing names. You can, I would, I would call that Shabinsky. Shabinsky. Or Shabin Shabinsky, but I'd say Shabinsky.

Any in ski or ski that's so his grandfather, but there are a allowed in Israel. If they say they flee the Bolsheviks, like, like, how do they get here? You ever see that movie? The Bible movies about the little mouse being chased by. I was never that big on the five or movies. I didn't understand what was going on until I started

like replaying them in my mind a year or two ago. So there's no Bible. There's two movies, one was called an American story. I think five American story goes west and it's about some Jew mice fleeing persecution in Europe. Oh, I gotta go back to this and check this out. Yeah, they're burnt. Like, like I think it's the Bolsheviks coming or something because it's back that far. It's like 1910 when they're moving and like they're like burning their little mouse hat house like, you know get out of here, you dirty mice. And so they got up and they're all Jewish. They have the accent and they're, they, they come

to New York and now they live in New York. And then the second movie is five or goes West and that's like, he's got like a rootin tootin kitty sheriff or some shit that he like, he like teams up with the fight. That's the only one I've seen. I saw five or so to. Yeah. Yeah. So there was like there was weird cartoons back in the day that weren't Disney, but we're almost beloved as much. And like Fieffel goes west and Fern Gully were these types of movies. And I went back and I watched Fern Gully recently and I was like, oh, God,

Disney would have never put this shit out. There's some backgrounds that are just gradient green nonsense. Nothing. Like it was the cost, the budget of it that I never realized as a kid must have been a quarter of a Disney movie. It was amazing. You're seeing water shit down. No kids movie. I would never heard of it. I wouldn't say so. So I only learned about it kind of recently watership downs its cartoon from 1978 Uh, it's about rabbits and I saw a clip from it They're like getting eviscerated by dogs at one point like they have like real rabbit problems This is this isn't a scoff-ass cartoon like they don't it's not like mr Thumpy doesn't want to share his house anymore. The squirrel up above stealing all the acorns.

It's like a dog came and ripped Jennifer apart. Her viscera is everywhere. It's like blood and guts, like rabbits getting ripped apart. Who's this for? I'm scrubbing around this and I don't like it. Yeah, it's a real classic. Apparently a lot of people love it. I've never seen it because I don't want to see

those rabbits get torn apart. That's sad. The rabbits are fighting one another here There is a dog coming after making the dog look bad as if the dog is doing anything other than his job Harley you look like you could use a little drywall. What happened over there? I had a flood. Oh No, really? Yeah, yeah at a flood you don't fix it yourself or hire a guy Yeah, Woody. I'm gonna go to Home Depot and fight people

because they don't know as much as me. I'm doing myself. You're huge. No, no, I have like my house, like it just it flooded. It was crazy. I was like streaming and then my alarm goes off. I run upstairs and it's like my alarm system's like basement, water. And I was like, what? So I run downstairs and I go to my sump pump and like,

I'm looking at them like, no. And then I just slowly see water slowly coming out of the sun. What are my alarm system? Like went off. Your house told you that it was getting wet in the basement. Okay. Yeah. So I went down and I'm looking at my sump up. I'm like, no. And then I just see like water coming out and the water was like wet in the basement. Okay. Yeah. So I went down and I'm looking at my sump pump. I'm like, no. And then I just see like water coming out and the water was like probably moving like this out of the sump pump onto the floor. And I have like a carpet in my basement and I'm like, what the fuck? And I like, I had a towel there and I like grab a towel and I like throw it on the water. And I'm like, that was really hard.

I'm like, that's not going to do anything. And I'm like, what do you do? Nine inches of water in it. So I got to tell it's just coming out. And it's like, so I go and I'm like, I'm like restarting the sump pump and I hear it down there and it sounds like it's struggling. I'm like, what the fuck?

I went upstairs and I like I'm tripping. I end my stream. I go upstairs. I open up the door.pping. I end my stream, I go upstairs. I open up the door. It had been raining kind of for like eight hours straight. Like it was crazy. It did not stop raining. And I looked outside and water was coming out of the sewers.

And it's like, I have the corner house. So I think like there was just nowhere to pump to. Like it's just, it was all fucked. And so I heard it in there. It wasn't like it was struggling. It was actually underwater. And then I guess it was just like past the point of it doing anything.

And water starts going and filling up my basement goes under the carpet. I see under the carpet. It's like the water under the carpet. I got like a computer down here and stuff. And I know I won't get electrocuted, but I do have outlets at a certain level and I don't, I just think it would be so ugly if like my neighbors are complaining about the stench and the police come and they go to the basement and there's like two feet of water in my stupid pro gamer body floating

face down. All bloated. All bloated and stinky. I'm wearing like my gamer shorts and like a t-shirt. Like I just like, it's just ugly monster energy cans floating around. Exactly. I didn't want it to be electrocuted by monster ultra zero. And so I'm like, I grabbed some stuff, unplug some shit, like grab some things that I could. And like, um, got out and it literally ended up almost going like a foot high. And a lot of people had that issue. A lot of people, it was really,

it sucked. Like I had insurance at least to cover it. And a lot of people like didn't have that, you know, or it just had flooded too many times. They don't have it. And like people are they giving you shit, the insurance company or they, I called right away. Like I was like, Oh yeah, my house, I own the house. And I was like, Oh, I need my carpet pulled up. I need to like, like seal the shit here. And I I'm calling and I'm like, yeah, I need some guys. They got to like shop back and like rip the carpet up.

And they're like, yeah, but we got so many people. We have to do that too. And my mom's there. She's like, give me the phone. I'm like, okay. He said they have to do it to a million houses. She takes the phone. She's like, you don't understand.

And then she goes on to say stuff. And then those guys are at my house the next day at like 8 a.m. How do I really just don't know. My sister does the same thing with my phone bill. Sometimes I'm like, dude, I forgot to do my fucking Rome like home and I got charged like a hundred bucks a day. Like I, they say, oh, like a thousand dollars, my sister Jewish Jewish black magic. I see you Kyle. She like, give me a five. She takes the phone and she's like, you don't understand, says some shit. And she's like, yeah, you don't

have to pay your phone bill for three months. So I'm like, what the fuck? Like she's just good at it. Like I called my mom or my sister for things like that. Um, but they came, then they did that, then they cut the walls, they cut 18 inches because it's compromised, the insulation's compromised. I had fans going on down here, ground floor fans, and dehumidifier and all that. Everything running, doesn't stink down here, it's not musty.

It definitely has a weird fucking vibe now because I had a carpet and couch and like now I have like this concrete floor and I'm never gonna put a carpet back in cuz who would put a carpet in now But like I loved the carpet. It was already there and then I'm gonna I'm gonna yeah, but so I Yeah, I'm gonna do like They do like that epoxy floor shit. And I saw one that was like a cool,

like a gray plain concrete looking thing. And I'm like, I'll just do that. It might be a little cold in the basement, but you know, I only come down here to pro game anyways. You know? Yeah. Zach, did you find Sean O'Malley's garage? Because he did this crazy thing with the epoxy

where it's like this, like swirling abstract, colorful pattern with like three or four colors in there. Of course it's obnoxious because he's Sean O'Malley but you could be a little more muted with it and it'd look neat. I would want like those rubber mats from that are behind a bar. If you ever walk behind a bar they've got these rubber mats that are nice on your feet but if there's a flood it doesn't matter. That's something I would like to do. Yeah well this like this if the flood happens like I mean with epoxy you just there's really like nothing to do you shop back the water up and you know protect the walls if need be. Why did the flood happen? The pump the sump pump failed?

It was just no it didn't even fail it was just it was overwhelmed. It wasn't like it's like I'm sump pumping for like it's my neighbors and everything. I was like this part of the street where the water all ran. And like, you know what I'm saying? Like it never rained like that in my life. It rained like, you don't really think about what was happening because sometimes it's a rainy day. But if you stayed out there raining, yeah, see, they, I was looking at a white one like that or a dark one like that, not with colors in it,

but that's really trippy and cool. I hate that. But yeah, it's like, I thought it looked very like clinical or like the lobby of something. And then if I put the gray concrete, I'm like, oh, then I could put a rug down or something and it might take a big tech company's lobby. Taylor, you make it look like an ice rink, make it look like the white gray ice. But you can put another layer beneath it for the scratches and stuff that would be visible. And then have like, obviously you can have all the lines, but you can have lines. That would be cool. That's a good idea in like a rumpus room or whatever. That would be pretty neat. I had some toys there. I had like, for example,

like these three spawn figures that were signed by Todd McFarlane. And it was like the mold of the very first spawn action figure in a box, not printed or colored or anything. And then I had a new version of that one also signed and numbered and it was like painted and colored and a third one. Do you have a lot of stuff like that? Like a prototype. Yeah, I have a ton. Like the spine memorabilia? Remember he had a whole case behind him.

Yeah, but the spine is different. I had a lot of figures here, I have a ton. Remember he had a base behind him. Yeah. Now I have a, I had a lot of figures here that I have that are like, they're all in good shape. I put them on the shelf before. Right. Is he, yeah. I think he donates all the money from like black lives matter. Like it's something crazy. They donated to Hamas. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Via the Black Israelite. Or Hezbollah. It goes month to month. We'll switch back and forth. I don't buy lots of signed stuff, like figures,

but all of my art is signed. Like these are all signed and numbered by the artist. Yeah, I know Kyle appreciates that. He's got some cool accoutrements. Yeah, I just got a new one. I've got the full cast of Star Trek the next generation Signed by everybody whoopies in there And i've got the full cast of predator signed by everyone. That's and it's like a screen photo of them all in a group You know holding their like they're like it's not a screen grab. It's like a photo of them

I think i've seen the photo before a screen grab. It's like a photo of them. I think I've seen the photo before they're in an ensemble photo of them all. Yeah. And they've got their guns and full makeup and Arnold had to take up like half the fucking photograph with his, but everybody's in there. And I was honestly like, Oh, that's Jesse, the body Ventura governor of Minnesota. He lives in the Baja now. And I was like, I thought I was like, that's as cool to me as the army. I was a Navy seal, but the boss, the man that he is cadence of what's his name died. So now, you know, you can't get any more of those signatures. I'm alive and well.

They did you see that prank that Arnold did on, on him on the set? The arm, the arm. You know what Jesse would do? Jesse had one that he would do back that I guess worked as well. They kept work, so Arnold's, part of Arnold's studio thing was they import a full gym, his gym. So they flew an entire gymnasium down there

and set it up for him. And you can imagine it, they spared no expense. It's like, it would've looked like a rental gym. The Rock does that. And so, it was for everybody though. And so every night or every morning they'd go work out and then they'd film in the afternoon. And they kept one-upping each other by showing up earlier.

So at first it was 6 a.m. workouts. And then it was 5 a.m. workouts. And then it's 4 a.m. workouts. And finally Jesse Venturaura showing up at 3 45 but soon as he gets there he throws water all over himself so when Arnold comes in at 4 he's drenched in sweat oh you you're here for the workout I just finished mine I'm heading And then he can go take a nap. And the arm's up there like, god damn it.

That's so good. What's the most valuable signed, I guess, item that you guys have? I don't ask how much they cost because I feel like that's gaudy. They come with these certificates of authenticity from the people that do it and everything. I don't know how much my stuff costs. I don't wanna know. Cause it, I would imagine it's somewhere between five and $1,500 and I just don't wanna know at all.

I have a, It's a gift. It's one of those things like- I have a Ray Bork signed game used stick. Ray Bork, if you don't know, I know Kyle and Harley don't, Woody absolutely does. He's the highest scoring career NHL defenseman of all time. Points, goals, assists.

He's the top in all of it. Played for Boston. And then I was so young when he was playing. I always think of him as like a Colorado avalanche player, because that's what I came, but he was finished. Yeah, that's where he finished. And he was mostly a Bruin the whole time. But I just was looking, I never looked it up.

It looks like between like four and nine hundred dollars is what people are selling a signed Ray Bork used game. I've got it right over there. It's funny. I was the first thing I popped into it. If you guys don't know, Sean Hill, Sean Hill also played hockey and I have his side to game stick, which I bought for $35 because it was a used stick. Yeah, dude, I have like a hundred games on that stick. And I was, Sean must be strong as a fucking ox because I can barely get it to flex. So I might as well be playing with a metal stick. It's terrible. They made those for a while.

Yeah. I don't think my dad didn't buy it either. Al McInnes or Chris Pronger gave it to him and then he gave it to me. No, they sold hurricane sticks cheap at the local. If you didn't want to do stick, you could get shot. They're like, Oh God, we're losing money on everything other than the Bryndamores. Like, that's pretty much it. Hey, no, no, we had that stick. But could you take that signature off? Who's the lady big winner played for the Penguins most of his career? He was our captain.

The oh, stall. No, no, he's older than that. Sure. He's a heck of a stall for a long time. I meant to say he played with Yager for a long time. Oh, the most recent captain I can think of for the Hurricanes was Stahl. Oh, I had bought like, I put a lot of money into buying action figures and stuff like that. And like I have, like I'll buy like a hot toy like this. This was like 300 dollars. It's just a 12 inch hot toy. What is that?

I don't know what a hot toy is. So they're like highly detailed action figures. Posable? Posable. Yeah. I always do pose because I like to take the pictures. So it'd be like 12 inches is equal to a six foot man. Yeah. I know. Yeah. That's what Jeffrey Epstein said. I know. Did he though? Yeah. Did you know I'm saying did he though? So these, uh, like, and they come with like different hands and different, like, uh, these ones have helmets on. I like to buy ones with faces. They're super crazy detailed faces and they're awesome. And like, uh, you know, I'd

mess around with these, but like, I paid more on those than I did with the art. But now years later, the art collection is worth more than the figures. And some of the figures have gone up. Some of them have stayed the same. None of them really dropped. And that's if it's used and opened. But some of the art like so these are all 50 bucks, these ones, these Mike Mitchell portraits, they're $50. That's what I would buy them for. Sometimes I would trade them or whatever. I was actually like I did a whole vlog talking about it and he randomly hit me up and was like, Oh dude, you love you love the art like a lot of people like and there are a lot of people that go in there just to buy and resell it and you know, oh dude, you love the art. Like a lot of people, like and there are a lot of people that go in there

just to buy and resell it and you know, whatever. But he was just like, I guess he saw that I loved it. And he hit me up and he was like, oh yeah, I hear you. You could buy a couple of these ones for the collection, which were like trickier to get. And so I have one that's Darth Sidious. And I've seen that one just like listed for a thousand dollars on eBay.

And it's like a numbered print, but most of them were 50 and now they're two 50. Most of them, some of them are like three 50, but you don't care. You're keeping them forever. Yeah, I keep them because I like them. But like, you know, I got, I got them all framed like past part two museum, museum style so that it's not sticking to the glass. So someone could buy it and open it up and put it in a different frame or

whatever. So he did do you a favor when he gave you the, like it sold them to you. Cause it wasn't like, Oh, do you like, Oh, you love this. You could buy your URL. Cause like, yeah, he's like, you could buy this from me. It's true. Like it's, it's, I know, right. He's like, I'll give you the opportunity to give me your money. Um, cause like what, but what he did offer and I didn't take it.

Um, because like, I do love the art, but not the collection aspect too much was he offered me the ability to buy his artist print, the artist proof. So the artist proof and one that I really thought about was like Terminator 2, the artist proof is the one that he uses that makes all the prints. So some of these are numbered out of 50, some of them out of 300, some of them out of 800, but the less the better. But if you have the artist proof, you have this one of one of them. And I really looked at it and it was 800 bucks and bucks. And I was like, no, you know, because it's at the end of the day,

it's going on the same place. It's going to go on my on my wall. So like, I don't need the artist proof like that, you know. But is there how much they sell for and they sell for much more. Is there like a dream piece in your mind that you would love to get? Like a signed something? Well, they always signed the back or the corner and I always got the art that I wanted and now I stopped because I have too much. But there was a hot toy that I really wanted and I did end up buying it. It was the Luke Skywalker from Empire Strikes Back. You get both before and after encountering Vader. So one of them, like he has a blaster and his clothes are all chill or whatever.

The other one, his hair is fucked up. His hair is fucked up and he's got a removable hand, like where his hand gets cut off like magnet. And this was an old style of the figures where there was a thing in the back. We could like take the hair off and there was a button that lets you like move their eyes around and it's like super detailed and you get both of these and they come, the stand that he comes with is one that like nails into your ceiling and it's the cloud city thing where he's hanging, where they find him at the end and he gets so you can like hang them from the

ceiling. It's a two pack. It was like, it got released before I liked hot toys at like 600 USD. I ended up buying it like way back. I got it for like 800 and it was supposed to come with a specific piece and the guy didn't include the piece. And I wrote him a letter, use some of my own little juke magic.

And he was like, oh, for me to send it back or whatever and all that, like it would cost. He's like, what if I just gave it to you for 300? I'll give you the rest of the money back. I was like, okay. So like, once again, I'm never gonna use. Talk about toys or anime art or something. It blows me away.

You're like, it's not that gay. I'm like, oh my God, it's amazing that this man lost his virginity. Because I'll listen to Harley on here talk about his illustrious toy collection. And then also it's like I've hung out with Harley in real life for days on end. And it's like, he's a very charismatic, great guy. Everybody's like magnetized to him because he's so fun to be around. And then in your free time, you're like, but there's also a Luke Skywalker who's hanging from the palace and you can throw it into this.

I'm a long snack guy. I can be a homo with my toys. Everybody should have something they like that's a little gay. Yeah, some of us toys and some of us it's pussy. Yeah. What would be a good object to have signed by like its guy because I knew there's I knew a guy with Mike Tyson gloves, like one of my mom's friend's husband his like rec room he had some Mike Tyson gloves and a little glass cube that were signed. I thought those were, I was like, how can people even afford such a thing? I had no, I, in my head, they're a million dollars.

I don't know what they are. That's what I thought about things too. But in my head, I was like, that must be a million. I mean, I'm afraid I wouldn't get too close to it. You want to get something signed by something else? Yeah. Like, like you want to get like, like it'd be cool. Like getting like, uh, like the wrong thing signed by someone, like having somebody signed, like a handgun, a handgun signed by Jordan would be even better. Yeah.

I'd rather have one by a, who was it? By you. I want to hand in signed by you. You know, amazing if you could get a pair of Adidas signed by Jordan. Are you allowed to touch a gun? No, you can't touch it. No, how can you sign one? Like, are you touching it if a pen is positively touch a gun? I think I don't think I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll test those waters.

This determines the value of the FPS Russia autograph on the firearm. I stay because I like that. I stay out of rooms that have guns in them. I don't I don't I don't go into those rooms. So I want to I want to I want to handgun signed by FPS Russia. I'm a sell it to Alki David. Dude, I want to handgun or any gun signed by FPS Russia. And I promise for the rest of my life, I'll lie about when you signed it.

Not me. I got to pump the value up. I'm like, he signed it after you have this. I mean, I have a date. It's 2024. You can put the date on it. Put any date you want. I don't want to go back. I don't want to go back. I don't want to go back man. The stories.

Halloween's coming up. Have you guys put any thought to your costumes? Waiting for inspiration to strike. So we've got an uninspired no ideas guy. Okay good good good. I was right on the edge of buying Where's Waldo? I have a concept of a plan. I thought you did. Where's Waldo? Maybe, maybe like some stuff in the background, like a green screen. Oh, wait, I think what he did, where's Waldo, didn't he? Yeah. I'm the only one here didn't bang their head in sports and remember my holiday.

You did. You did bang your head on that floor in the bathroom. Sexist, I believe it was last year. Holy shit, dude. I was like, no, you should be Dangle. That'd be a good idea. Try that. Lieutenant Dangle?

No, that's too much. You can't. That was my best ever. Oh, you know I did. That's why you said it. He did. Superboy, Superboy, Superboy. That was a good one.

For this, you don't want to have too much of your costume be lower body. Because people aren't going to see that. No lower body at all. Yeah, I mean, like you would do better to focus entirely on what's going to be on camera. Oh, well the dangle thing I thought was pretty cool because it got the after effects and stuff. Oh, that was hilarious. But that was just Woody being like, yeah, they should know what a half century old man's

quads can look like. I, I took my costume, I think last week after we talked about it briefly and I ordered it. Now, it might not work. So if it, if it, if Tony gets, as long as you don't tape your eyes back, it's fine. We talked about that the white sheet or I'm hoping it I'm hoping it works out what I got and if it if it doesn't then I'm gonna have to pivot very quickly because It takes like a month to get here, but what is it? I don't want to say There's no like rubber mask in front of your face. I mean there may be rubber masks there may be horns There could be wings there could be there could be any number of things there could be teeth You should all be should all be wings for Halloween. They could be a costume, dude

What it would be great if we were all wings of redemption Just definitely not what I'm definitely not gonna do is like I don't know. That's like a dude who's big in internet lore. And I know borderline, nothing about dark side film. You just have to know he whacked off on stream. Did he? Okay. He didn't know he was. No, no, he whacked off. His, his camera was very little in the corner and I guess he didn't see it in the

preview mode. And while his countdown to the stream starting was counting down, there was a little image of him in the corner, whacking off and he didn't know his, his people could see it. He had already clicked like begin stream and it was, yeah, whacked off while everyone was waiting. So he basically did it on purpose at that point. No, because he, if that's the case,

then he would have clicked start stream before he started touching his penis. No, he did click start stream. I think. And he sat down and it was doing like stream will start soon. He probably wasn't going to have a camera on stream maybe even until you know, he busted because that's how he starts his streams. You know, he wants to be in a good mood, right? You imagine like happy guy. Yeah, I don't know what kind of games he plays, but maybe they're the stressful kind. I shared a link by the way Starcraft or something. I shared a link by the way, Starcraft or something. I shared a link, uh, by the way,

is his penis. I don't, I don't want to see that. No, no, no. These are some of the, the images that I took with my when I was taking pictures of my dolls. Oh, these are your toy is your doll pictures that you, yeah. I wanted you to see them there. Actually. Some of them are pretty sick. It was like a, it was like a very big, very big hobby of mine for a minute. This one's got some sort of like Japanese almost like a star trooper.

Oh yeah. That's a, that was like the fine China trooper. Like the guy really wanted me to get it for a minute there and I got it. And then I also ordered that bowl on Amazon separately so that he's holding like a little bowl of ramen there. Yeah. What'd you have to find a doll sized China bowl? It's crazy how much fucking doll shit I got in here. It looks like I'm trying to fucking kidnap children. So you took all these pictures?

Yeah, I think these pictures of my dolls, I had that Trump. Yeah, he wasn't orange enough. So if you see, it stopped me from scrolling. Did you get three hundred dollars off? Do you? Because he's not orange enough. So if you see, it stopped me from scrolling. Cause he's not orange enough though, but I ended up making him a bit more orange in the face. I thought he was way too pale. It didn't make sense. Orange is the problem you have with that. It's, I don't know why the problem is in the waste. I don't know. I don't know. Girth them up a little bit.

They don't make doll coats big enough for the realistic. Oh, I got that one either girth them up a little bit. They don't make doll coats big enough for the realistic. Oh, I got that. That's when I got that also. I come out with the blue holograms. Those are toys in the robes looking down at your toys. You know what? I'm teasing, but this is kind of cool. That actually that part of the toy, those blue things, like, and you get the light and turn it on.

So it looks like the hologram. Are you young toy boy on? Don't, don't dead name. No, I'm kidding. Yeah. Oh, this is, and it's funny you say that these. This is the funniest way to spend your time. I can imagine. your time I can imagine. Like high like with little lights and I bought a vape because I would hit the vape and then blow the smoke in it. There I got my own head 3D printed so it's funny you say that I did. I did turn my hands with Ray. I love how tall Ray is here, my God. I put my jacket on her, she was cold. It should be like a letterman jacket. But a lot of this stuff, a lot of this stuff. When you realize Kylo doesn't know how to treat a lady,

so you make a custom figure of yourself to take Ray out on dates, that's fucking hilarious. Homeowner alert! Woo! That's iconic. A lot of those things, the backgrounds are like cardboard and stuff. And that, like for insurance, was like, I bought these like high quality cardboard sets that you build that look great in pictures, but in real life they don't.

They got obliterated. So when it came to like my losses, there was just like a whole bunch of cardboard sets that got destroyed. But you've got photos of them for the insurance so you can just. Dude, you know what I did? This was actually crazy is I went on. I went on my like I took in pictures of everything. It was going to take me a while to go and fucking itemize and say how much this shit

costs. Then I was like, wait a second. I opened up chat, GBT and I was like, if that retard you think you'd help me do some shit? And he was like, yeah, bro, what you want me to suck your dick again? And I was like, yo, shut up. But I was like, I'm going to send you my list of images and everything. And I want you to find out how much around each of these items cost. And, uh, I was like, yeah, I had a flood.

And he was like, oh damn dude, sorry to hear that. I'm like, shut the fuck up robot and do the work. And he was like, yeah, I had a flood. He was like, Oh, damn, dude, sorry to hear that. I'm like, shut the fuck up, robot, do the work. And he was like, Yeah. So chat GPT like it's a Home Depot employee. Yeah. Not so this. He had the answers for you. You actually should have just pulled out his manners.

But I know in case of the robot uprising, I want them to fear me. So yeah. But he obviously he case of the robot uprising, I want them to fear me. So yeah, but he obviously, he's got the answers. He ended up was like itemized everything, told me how much it would cost. He was like, oh, he's like, but also consider that you gotta tear the carpet up. You gotta cut with all the stuff I did.

He's like, you gotta cut the walls in case of mold and the insulation. I was like, yeah, thanks dude. I did all that shit. I wanted to know the price, but he took he saved me like two hours Did he get it? All right. I'm curious. Like did he accurately identify every Well, the I looked through what I skimmed through it looked pretty good and the at the end of the day I was able to make my claim to get what I you know from my my basement

But yeah, but then I didn't have my gaming down here for a bit and I was gonna tell you this this earlier But I have upstairs like I have like this DDJ 400 But then I didn't have my gaming down here for a bit. And I was gonna tell you this earlier, but I have upstairs, like I have like this DDJ400. I always heard about like a DJ controller. You know, it was at my house and I was always like, I have a DJ controller. But then for fun, I plugged it into my laptop and it activates a software and I'm so stupid.

But I was like, oh, this plastic piece is literally a controller just for this music software it's a controller so I started messing around like playing with the buttons and stuff and hooked it up to my speaker and started playing music like in my kitchen and like messing with it and playing around and it was like fun it's like I stopped playing Helldivers for a bit and Space Marine which is so sick and started playing the shit out of the this like using the controller and it felt like it was like

a game and stuff so that's when I was like oh I I love this and I went to a wedding in Joshua Tree and my buddy there had like like the setup there's one real setup you can get in DJing that's like if you went to most clubs, that's the setup, but it's like $12,000. Like you get this middle part. Which is. It's all money.

4,000, yeah, yeah. You get the two other pieces are each 3,500, 3,500. The whole thing is like so expensive, but I was playing with it, I was like, I gotta get this shit. I gotta get this. And I got home. My buddies were like, dude, you just like started playing around with this like a month ago. I would think it's cool if you got that stuff, but kind of cringe also slow down.

So I was like, you're right. And that's when I wanted to go buy this one controller. I did all the research. I found it like everything. And I went and I was like, yo, do you have this thing here? It's, you know, and he was like, oh yeah, let me look on the computer. And he's like, it says it's here went and I was like, yo, do you have this thing here? You know, and he was like, oh yeah, let me look on the computer. And he's like, it says it's here. And I was like, okay, you want to, can I get it? Can you get it? He's so he's like, eh it's not there for some reason. And I was like really caught up on getting this thing. And it's like $3,000 for a device that I'm like, pretty sure I like this.

It happened fun the last couple of weeks and they didn't have it, but I was just there and they had this floor model one that was half the price. And I was like, oh, the floor model, what's the deal? And he was like, oh, your satisfaction guarantee. Like if you don't like it in three weeks, you could bring it back. And I'm like, even if I'm like, I think I don't,

I'm not anything, he's like, absolutely anything, just bring it back. So I'm like, even if I'm like, I think I don't, I'm not anything. He's like, absolutely anything. Just bring it back. So I was like, okay. So I got that. I brought it home, has like speakers on it and stuff, which isn't good. Cause if you're trying to attend a party, you want to plug it into speakers, but I play with the, sit the fuck down. What are you bitch ass motherfucker of learning about how you're becoming a famous DJ. I gotta listen to fuck guy about this autistic idiot's fish. Yeah.

He can't hear about my dreams? Come on. Fuck. Yeah. He doesn't listen to me. He printed a little treasure chest. It bubbles. It bubbles.

Dude, you know what? When I was doing my toy shit and I'm making sets, there are so many times where I would buy aquarium things for fish that doubled as a good thing for your action figures. Sometimes like an eraser that looks like a soccer ball is now a perfect size soccer ball for your G.I. Joe photograph. Yeah. Wow. See, I never would have considered that. But that's all, that's all gay now, dude. That's stupid and dumb, bro. No, you're a DJ now. Exactly. What's stupid and dumb. No, you're a DJ now. Exactly.

What's your DJ name? You're gonna love this. And I was waiting for you to ask. I need your help. I was thinking hard R Lee. I love it. I just love it. Like that's, that's a good one. Hard R Lee. Hard R Lee. Okay. Or because I'm so huge and I'm also, you know, don't really have a job. It would be huge. And it would have a slash retired, huge, retired,

huge retired. I like hard Harley more. Yeah. I get it. You get it. Yeah. And then that's what you get. You get a huge retired, like a play on like kind of like highly regarded Yeah, something like that. Yeah. Yeah, highly regarded is pretty good. Yeah, I like that. So I don't retired or hard early Hard early is funny. I like The implication is that it's entirely based around a racist thing. Yes

Whereas huge retired you are is that it's entirely based around a racist thing. Yes. I caught that. Whereas, huge retired, You already told me. I could be like, I'm so tired. Huge retired, I could be like, wait, that's how you heard it? Dude, my brain doesn't even work like that.

That's great. No, it's because I'm retired and immune. No, it's because I say that word with a lot of R. That's my word. Uh-huh. Sometimes I'll hold the R for three seconds. That's my word. Uh huh. Yeah. Sometimes I'll hold the R for three seconds. That's my calling card as a DJ. Damn, the tunes are so great.

This guy's just reprehensible. But I was messing around. It's been so fun. And I was like, you know what? If I could be a good DJ, I'd make a really sick DJ. You would. You'd probably need a high table because you're so tall. You're already it's right behind me and it was actually making my back sore, bending over on it for so long.

Are you holding onto the headphone like this while you're doing it? Or is that if you match, I have this ear is blocked. I got water in it. It's been bothering me for a day. Fucking annoying. But like, yeah, I use like a new DJ controller. So you know, you put the songs on and you could beat match and key sync and it'll practically do a lot of it for you

and then you can mess with effects and stuff. But a friend of mine, she just started into DJing with vinyl. And that's like crazy because I could see the wave forms. You see the waves and you could like, you see the beat. So you could match it up visually, but you still put it in to make sure it sounds good for her. Like vinyl, you're like taking it out of a box for the next song and laying it down and matching the speed of it.

And they usually have like a little phone thing that they pick up to hear it and match it. You know your setup due to the vinyl? Or not yet? So the one I wanted, you would be able to attach to it. The $3,000 one. This one isn't built for attachments. So I could play four different songs at a time and mix between them.

The other one, I could only play two songs and mix between them, but I could attach other things to it if I wanted. But if I was going to start upgrading and doing it, then I would get the top of the line when I figured since they didn't have that one, I took it as a sign. When you're mixing different songs, I have no idea how this works. But like, do you just pick like four songs with the same rhythm, the same, what is it? BPM goes a long way because it's like how fast the song is. And if you don't have the same BPM, it'll sound like horse galloping or like,

it'll sound like shoes in a laundry machine. Yeah. So you do choose like the same BPM. And if you could choose something in the same key, like that would work well too, because it'll sound good when you mix it. But preparing in advance, knowing which songs you would want to mix goes a long way. I like to just get on and fuck around. I have like 50,000 songs, so I like to play just what I want.

That would be a terrible job if you had to play what other people wanted. But the idea of like going somewhere and playing music, like when I was chilling this, the weekend up in Joshua Tree, like it was fun for me to sit there and jam out for an extended period of time. And I do stay up late and I do like, I do enjoy music. I like going to like electronic music shows

and stuff like that so much. There's this place called Stereo in Montreal. At 3 a.m., it opens up. That's when it opens. And they only sell water in there, nothing else. And a lot of people take a lot of drugs and go there. And I've always been so fucked up and go there and have this crazy fuckin' epiphany on the dance floor.

It's always a trippy ass place. But I said to my friend, I was like, yo, can we go to Stereo Sober this weekend? And he was like, what? Why? And it's true. No one would ever go there sober. And I was like, I just want to know, do I like this or am I looking for an excuse to be on drugs somewhere? So he was like, yeah, let's do it. So I ended up going, I took my nap at like midnight and woke up at 2 30 a.m. and got dressed and went there and I walked in and I enjoyed myself the same way that I always do except my brain was different like normally when I'm there and I'm like dad's and I'm just

like I can't believe like humans wrote music and then they wrote the blueprints for a speaker and then we played the music through the speakers to have these moments and humans were all about ideas, good or bad. It's all ideas, man. My dog never had an idea in his fucking life. That's what separates us. And now that I'm there sober, I'm just like, I wonder how many calories I'm burning. I should probably get water soon. It's really expensive here. I still enjoyed it, but my brain was an entirely different guy. But then when I walked out and I saw all these people like, I was like, I know how that guy's feeling. I'm happy. I'm not walking out into the sun right now like that. Instead, I came out into the sun like, well, I guess I'm straight.

I guess I'm straight. And then I should buy this nice DJ set up because I liked it so far. That was honestly, that was a scientific and a good test because that would have sucked if you spent all that money and you start fiddling around with it at home and you're like, Oh no, it was the drugs. It was the drugs. Can you imagine, can you, can you imagine like marrying someone on drugs? Then you're like, oh shit, I'm not even straight.

There's a country song about that. Get married to a waitress. I don't even know her name. I could, if you would have said that I could have guessed country. Yeah, of course. How do I, how do I send you guys a file? Can the can the chat do it? The where Zack is because if you send it there, if you want to play something, Zack should be able to do it. No, no, he can't play it because it's because it's it was it's me. I was doing my thing and I didn't I

don't want you guys to play it for anyone else but I want you guys to hear it because you're aren't we friends on discord can you send it to me oh yeah on discord yeah our Taylor do you have discord I do I could just text it to you guys friends on discord you could send it to me and he's like No, you too I get a better idea Where with discord use where someone will be like, hey if you have me on discord We got you can invite me to the game and I'm like, alright

Add friend that friend. Is that a feature? invite me to the game and I'm like, all right, uh, add friend, that friend. Is that a feature? Every time on discord and then I click a new thing and I'm like, who the fuck are all these messages from exactly? It's like, what are your, mute your mic though before you play it by the way, mute your mic so we don't hear it. Cause I don't want anyone to judge me, but I want you guys to hear my shit. Good content.

Let's see. You gotta, you gotta mute the mic. Yeah, yeah, don't, yeah, cause you can't, I don't want anyone to hear my shit though. Oh! I'm hearing it and I'm like, alright, alright, and then I understand the lyrics of the song. No, that was a good move. That was a good move to mute the mics. Dude, it's good, it's catchy, that's why you're hard-arly. That was a good move. That was a good move to mute the mics. Dude, it's good. It's, it's catchy. That's why you're hard. Hard. He's got a shot.

Yeah. My DJ name might be hard early. Yeah. Or a huge retired. Huge retired is good, but hard early, especially given the sample of your, of your music. I just heard, I think, I think that's solid. I tried to send it to you, Kyle, but it didn't let me didn't let me oh No, don't listen to his music with the mic unmuted. Yeah, just says not the little early goes hard in the paint He does not care about the social norms

Those were the music leads. That's what he does. I respect him. I hope you make it big. I'm trying to forward it to Kyle and I just keep accidentally playing it. I sure hope my mic isn't picking it up. Dude, there was a period in time like 10 years ago where Kyle changed his phone number so many times and it's like reloaded into all my new phones. And so if I want to text Kyle, I have to be like right is it Kyle M is it Kyle Myers is it like texting all these different people along the way is it is it Kyle Myers new or is it Kyle Myers new with no caps I don't know use three W's on the end yeah they kept taking my fucking phones away and shit so you know they just made it difficult for everyone yeah yeah it was

annoying that's what like the last iPhone I had was a six. I think they got an iPhone 6 maybe But then I've had Android ever since I'm thinking about getting They're also similar Well, I that's that's why I'm thinking about get something a little different the phones are gay, but you should start DJing. I I've got lots of DJ equipment. Are you into that too? Only now are you wait are you? Okay, go no go ahead No, I think it's silly. I'd rather have a live when you went over live band. I mean everybody I mean on the comments box

Who thinks our hobbies silly and you just rather have a live band there even if it was not I would love to back up the live band, bro. You should hear me scratching along with look, it's like everybody's making a face like, like when Yoko owner started screaming during that, uh, Barry is looking over at it with like fury in his eyes. That's my energy. I'm very Yoko Ono. Shouldn't have the mic right now. Yeah.

I interrupted you, though. What was I going to say? You were going to say you're a DJ. No, before that. Oh, phone. You had the iPhone six. Oh, I think I get the flip, the fucking flip phone. You know, it's it's a folding. It's still a smart phone.

Razor makes one., yeah, oh yeah Oh, it's like a screen the screen folds in and then there's another screen on the back, too So you've got like this really tiny phone or that you can flip it and open it up I think it's the Samsung fold or the flip or something the Z flip That's the one I like with the Z flip 6 or some shit. We saw a picture of the Z flip exact Please I think that's fucking neat, and I'm gonna say their name wrong But that Chinese company like y'all way No, it's pronounced Huawei. It's it's spelled with an H. So it's easy to think it's okay. They were a cisco competitor

They have this new phone like that that's come out. That's a trifold now It's it's not something that I need But it's three it folds out as big as like a pad, and then it folds up as small as a regular smartphone, except thick obviously, because it's three screens, like accordion hinged to each other. This is what I like though. I think-

Is this more convenient? So this isn't the newest model. The newest model I think has a bigger screen on the back, or I could be wrong, but I thought it had a bigger screen on the back. That's the other phone, the Tri-old that's that's too much but this I like I like the idea of it fitting my pocket better it does everything the other one does I think it's got a 50 megapixel camera look it's a good good

camera so I like that but do you want like a thicker brick in your pocket instead of just the regular phone shape honestly I, I'm gonna enjoy flicking it. That's gonna be part of the reason I enjoy it. But also, yeah, yeah, I think I'd rather have a short, double-sized square than a long phone. So they sell like kosher phones. I think the folding will make it a better form factor. I think, I worry that the middle of the screen

will always be a little bad. Like, maybe just get intuitive, like instinctive at making sure the text you read is not on the fold. Maybe I think it's perfect. And I've seen them, they put it in a machine that like folds it over and over and over. And they're like, 100,000 votes. Still perfect. I'm like, that's some technology. Right. It around 100,00 and five they get fucked up

So, um, I'm gonna mess up his name. Is it Marcus Brownlee Marquis Brownlee? Who's the pro? Frisbee player. Oh my god. I have no idea. Oh, so he's a tech reviewer He's also a professional frisbee players like a black phone review guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Anyway, he did a fold when they were new and they were not as good he's in hot water i want to hear about that but uh anyway reason better now so tell me about what hot water he's in you know i tried he has eight like six girls is so no i'm joking no not that i'm joking not that he uh he tried to turn a profit in the youtube game and some people were upset about that I think I what I heard the way I heard it phrased was he was selling an app

That's like a wallpaper app for like 25 30 bucks or something like that Uh, that's all I know about it. I know real upset about it. Oh, but that's I must be yeah, he made a wallpaper app for 30 bucks. Yeah. It's 50 bucks a year. It's a subscription. Are you serious? Yeah, and there's ad models in it.

So when you get it, you get fed ads. Being a subscriber lessens the amount of ads and all this to get photos that will be a wallpaper on your phone. So the problem is it might be a good service for people that want that. But I just think it's who the fuck you still get served ads with a $50 a year subscription. Less.

I'm not sure. I think you get lesser. That's just what that's just wallpapers. Exactly. That's the problem is he's committed to like such a small niche thing and people are like, what the fuck is this? And it's like, well, it might not be his problem. Like you might just not be the consumer for this. So the whole concept might be done. Exactly.

That's what's dumb to me is like, who is the consumer for this? Yeah, there's like a market than people that want unique photos for their phone. You can Google anything you Need any picture. It's the worst product that I can imagine. Honestly, it almost seems like a joke It's a little bit committed to that. It's strange. I don't that's the same as many is like a like tech analysis tech reviews He's very good amazing. You don't know him like like if it's whether it's the new iPad or the new iPhone or it's some head. I think he does car reviews anything tech Like he is the word on it. Like he does he spends tons. He's a lot like Linus how he's got enough connections that he's and he's spending a lot of money to that

He does really like he's where you go like he's where you go or your impressions. This doesn't seem like a good idea. It's a terrible idea. CEO of Apple will reach out to him and either take his product advice and include it in the iPhone or like try to hit back like why a 720p camera is a good idea on a laptop or something.

If he went and he did a review on his own app, he would kill it. That's probably what it really comes down to. I can see that. That's what the issue is, I think. But then you make the app free, you know what I mean? Like, it almost seems like one of those situations where he's contractually obligated to do a thing for whoever his overseers are.

Carly probably knows him. And now he's gotta pimp this app that he really doesn't want to pimp because otherwise it's just, it's just ridiculous. You said you don't take advice from people once they say something wrong. You're like, and now everything can be bad. Yeah. It's like this. It's like, wait a second. Does he use look weird now?

Does he have a history of making videos where he would like review an app and be like, you know, software and he says never buy charges and I said you were Taylor saying does he have a history of like on his tech channel reviewing an app and being like you know what I wouldn't recommend this it doesn't seem like they're delivering on how much they charge like is that not his jam he says he specifically says don't buy something on the promise of updates. And he's come out on Twitter and he's really dropped like, Oh, we hear you. We're going to change this or that or whatever. And it's like, Oh, okay.

So no one should buy it until you do that. Like it, like he always pushed that to like, that was like another thing. I can't explain the app until I heard this. His integrity to me was unquestionable. I agree with you. But I still think it is. I just think it's a dumb ass app. Who the fuck wants this app? I still respect his opinion on androids. But I mean, if his whole jam is trying to help the consumer sift through the needless spending of the tech world and then you release something like this.

That's a way to look at I don't know what he does I'm just trying to he does the best tech reviews on the internet he takes new products and he tells you why this is the best buy why this camera like I got asked this great question by a podcast host one time he was like what parts would you take from which phones to combine into the super phone he's like oh the iPhones this the androids interface the the running system from this the the operating system from that The the the screen from this the camera from that and and it's like oh wow very nice I mean, it's just incredibly knowledgeable on like really specific things

This just seems like some bad business dealings like and who wants a fucking app that makes wallpapers on your phone? I can't think of a more 2002 app. For the outside looking in it's like a poorly thought out money grab. 99 cents tops. Does it do ringtones too you asshole? Like this is like 20 years ago. Buy, buy, buy. He might have insight that we don't onto a whole market, a niche market that we just don't know for like 10 years. I don't think I've changed the wallpaper on the past five phones. I just have whatever that goofy upside down in the lower circles.

With iPhones, it transfers over. So I'm kind of in the same boat. It's J it's just like abstract colors and swirls, but on, it's got like an active screen So when I swipe it it looks like you like like the bunch of sandy water it like gelatin the screen gelatinously moves So that's kind of nifty, but I don't give a shit what my phone looks like oftentimes. It's black I leave I pick the flat color black. That's what my my background on my PC. It's black. It's blackness It's a black screen like I don't have the fault that came with it yeah exactly I I'm not not staring at my desktop a lot

there's apps and shit open on this thing I've been watching this thing on HBO it's it's for executive producers Michael Bay which kind of threw me off at first you know he's the action movie guy like transformers this thing's called born evil though it's a documentary uh limited no it's a limited series docu limited docu series i should say it's like eight or ten episodes about this family of people like tiger king yeah a little bit yeah yeah yeah um basically it's it, it's these monsters. So in the first episode or two, you're introduced to a child killer who confessed to his crimes while in prison, but he was in prison for child killing. He killed a little girl. But he's insane. And I mean, like actually

like movie, scary guy, insane. He looks like the joker a little He has this crazy maniacal smile and he likes to be around filth and decay So he like hoards his milk containers and lets him go all rancid And he like he'll like leave liver on his window sill until he gets all moldy and then eat it He'll hang sausages up from the the ceiling of his cell to let him get all rotten and moldy and then eat it. They'll hang sausages up from the ceiling of a cell to let them get all rotten and moldy and then eat those. He wants- There's an Elden Ring character like this, but carry on. He says it remind, he told his cellmate,

he confided that that's him, that's him when he was looking good. All right, I promise you, he shaved his head later on and then he started smiling a lot and it's rough. He told his cellmate that it reminded him of the smell of human decay and he liked that smell but he had What was the thing he did that was I mean other than killing the children

Oh His cellmate the way this all comes out his cellmate is better top child murder. It does His his cellmate is one of these guys who embraces the Jesus look long black hair and the beard and they happen to be shaped kind of like Jesus and it's and you know They end up with a nickname. Yo Jesus remember walking dead. There was a Jesus look like this dude was one of those guys So when this insane child killer gets him as a cellmate, he goes, Oh, I've prayed to you for so long. He thinks Jesus Christ is his cellmate. And so this guy gets Jesus gets so sick and tired of this freak telling him about little girls that he's like, look, man, whenever you have those thoughts, and you want to talk about that sort of thing, just write it down.

Just write it down and draw some pictures. So you end up with this notebook of terror that is now like exhibit a, and he, and Jesus is talking to the camera cause he's a free man. Now he was in for weed smuggling, like a lot of weed smoke. Oh, so he's not crazy. Great. He's hippie. No, he's, he's a part of the documentary now he's being interviewed on the

outside, actually really cool. If I'm being honest. Jesus is like, man, you look at them drawings. They'll freak you out, man. All the eyes are too big. And they start showing the drawings and they are. The eyes are too goddamn big. It's really upsetting. And it's kind of childish but talented at the same time.

You know what I mean? It's not scribbles. It's everything's symmetrical to some extent. It reminds me of Rugrats animation if you remember that kind of art style like like clearly this is an artist just not they have an art they have a childish art style well it turned out this guy has killed lots of people and eaten lots of people they They're not sure how many, but look at this shit. Do you know what I mean? With the big eyes, so you get to like episode. I like the cross hatching technique. Very interesting. You enjoying that?

So after like, yeah, that's his signature is holding or something. Ooh, grass. Oddly way better than I could. Yeah, exactly. Like childish, but I can't do this. Frankly, it's oddly way better than I could do. Yeah, exactly. Like childish, but I can't do this, frankly. I'm not talented. I could do much better than this. Well, you're an artist.

I took painting 101 and drawing 101 actually at university. Got my ass fucking handed to me in those classes. But anyways, yeah, sorry. Look at the shading on like, we the people, like the way it is like kind of there in the background and the seals on like we the people like the way it is like kind of there in the background And the seal is on the floor I think you guys would be impressed with how good you draw if all you could do all fucking day is draw fair fair You guys might be pretty good after a couple years

So you get to episode two or three of this thing and you're like, holy shit. That guy is insane He's a serial killer. He's a cannibal and he may have done more things But he's confessed all this to jesus, of course, and then a cannibal, and he may have done more things, but he's confessed all this to Jesus, of course. And then they're like, oh, I didn't mention both my brothers are serial killers. And you're like, what? And now we go to the second brother on the other coast of the United States, completely separate crimes, also killing little girls and children and doing sex crime and raping. And this guy is like a cross dresser as well he like murdered this lady and then put her

clothes and then like dressed as a woman to like leave her house so it wouldn't look suspicious he what was the other thing it's so creepy both of them like like I keep getting them a little confused but their crimes are so similar killing little girls and burying them oh they have the interrogation footage when they when they got him to the police station They found some evidence that links him to this little girl's murder like maybe some blood in a room he stayed in like something like that and so first they send in two pretty police women to like kind of crowd him a little like he's sitting on like A two-wide seat like like two things wide so one of the gals sits next to him and the other police woman sits

across from him and she actually she they told her they're like dress sexy like dress up like like like put on your you know dress like you're going on a date and so like at one point she's like look at this new slip I got she pulls her skirt up a little so he can see this like lace slip that she's got on and to hear her tale of a story because she can see this like lace slip that she's got on and to hear her tell the story because She's telling it today. This is 20 years ago. She's like and his eyes got big you could tell he liked it then they show the video and he it's more like Nice like it's more like I don't give a fuck

They're like this dude is this dude is is weird and so the girls are like crowding him, being weird with him, doing weird shit with a teddy bear that's sexually explicit a little. And the guys see this ain't working. And the dude stands up. He's like trying to walk out on the women, like I've had enough of this. So then they're like 30 years too old.

They sent two dudes in now. And one of them sits next to him and the other sits across from him and they've got him crowded again. And the dude next to him he's part of the documentary so you get to see the old version of him you know bald-headed and gray bearded and he's he's telling the story with glee because he knows this guy's a monster he's like you know we shook him up a little they're all over him like like he's like he's like flicking this guy's nipple and the guy's like, Oh, don't flick my nipple dude. What the fuck? And he's like arm around him.

He's like, dude, get your arm off of me. He's like, what? Oh, we're being friendly here. That's how we do things around here. We're all friendly and these cops are feeling this guy up like, like, like, like rubbing all over and flicking his nipple. And then one guy, the other guy goes, what kind of panties does he got on? Oh, know he's got girly panties on and he starts like he reaches to like his hip so you can kind of grab his waistband and pull him out he's like look women's briefs look at that told you had him girly yeah yeah this guy's this guy's a cross-dressing crazy person straight out of the silence of the lambs and and so then, I didn't see it, but they acted like

he made a move he shouldn't have. So then the next thing you know, the guy sitting next to him is strangling him and the other guy's holding his hands down at his pocket so he can't lift his arms. He's go, I'll kill you. You know, we're going to kill you. We know what you did. You sick fuck. They're like torturing him now. They're like pulling his underwear out. They're flipping his nipples. They're crowding him getting way too close. I wonder what he did to earn a strangling.

Probably not. Not much. I think they just started strangling him. And you're seeing all this like 25 year old footage. And then they cut back to the guy and he's like, we got in a little trouble about that. Some people complained. It's like, this was not the end of his career.

This video of him choking this man in the interrogation room. I was just talking about that killer documentary. You've been, yes, that's, that's how they interrogate. He was a stranger. No, that his mother choice. No, this is the cops torturing him in the interrogation room. Oh, well he was a serial killer. I'm okay with it.

Yes. But here's the thing. He just takes it. He almost doesn't care. He'll kind of like, he's like, ah, he's not that, but he's also not like, like freaking out that much. Were they just children and women? Okay. It seems like, it seems like a lot of children and women. wants Yeah, he's going for easy tires doing serial killer challenge on easy mode I can't remember if he was the one who had like Cut the girls nipple off and they and then dismembered her in the trunk of his car Oh, he was going for the disgusting pervert achievement. They're like we never did find the nipple They kept going on about it. We searched for that nipple, you know high and high and low

We look for the nipple and they cut to another person, never found the breast, the breast pieces. He said that he fit their breasts. How long is it going to last, right? How long can a nipple stay out there detached from a person until you're like- I think he maybe had it somewhere. I'm pretty sure that Ed Gein made a belt out of human nipples. You mean nipples that take a belt? So clearly they can stay together somehow.

Dude, Ed Gein was a monster. You got to do something. You got to have some preserving techniques. Have I been on a cut? So then you get, so that's the second serial killer brother and then the third brother is a is like a 65 year old trans person maybe with like scabs on his head and like like like wearing this ridiculous Mario Brothers Like meth scabs, but seems like a you know a person who's been damaged by a rough life and And what he's right out of the family and then they start talking about the dad and like the fourth or fifth episode And the where I left off last night. I stayed up way too late watching this I was freaked out a little but they leave off with oh didn't you know our father was a serial killer too

and it's like don't don't die like one of the brothers like came home early and caught the dad like murder fucking a little girl I'm sorry documentarian is that something that you might have been interested in like and again Michael Bay executive producer but there are excerpts where Michael Bay is having prison phone calls with the murderer. Like, I guess the murderer was willing to open up to the Michael Bay on the phone. And, you know, it's, it's really interesting. I'd never heard about these.

Where are you watching it? And what's it called? HBO. It's on HBO. It's called born evil. Yeah. Born evil. Um, I think there might be eight or 10 episodes of it and I'm maybe three or four in maybe five

I watched a lot of it last night I was hooked when they did that Tiger King like thing at the very end where they're like, oh didn't I mention? Both my brothers are serial killers. It's like whoa a different serial killer Now the first one was so evil this one can't be that bad and the second one's just what's their super their total Like who was the most successful of the killers? so They've only sort of alluded to that at this point because the one guy was in the Navy He claimed to have killed someone at every time the boat stopped at every port. He had killed a person and

That could be a little serial killer killer Bloviating they tend to do that sometimes well he's an insane person so you have to so that's kind of the line they seem to be walking I haven't gotten to the part where they start identifying lots and lots of like strings of bodies but they do have I think murders that corresponded with his stops or something like that maybe disappearances interesting there was some evidence they haven't touched on that yet because they're doing so much of like Their childhood and maybe like what went wrong with them and because the one guy in interrogation is like my daddy

You've been addressed. Let me know and they're like did he really I don't believe that now tell us where the little girl It's like it's like you don't believe that They they took the one oh, I you weren't here when I said it But the guy started spilling the beans because his cellmate he's insane And his new cellmate was one of those guys who looks just like jesus christ like beard and hair and everything And the cellmate played along he's like confess your sins my son And then rat and then like then he's like nine one That's hilarious.

I saw this reminded me of this. The guy was on Reddit. Kyle probably saw it because he sees Reddit as much as me, but coming out of surgery, he's on anesthesia and he's all fucked up and loopy and he's filming himself because like, I know I'm on a lot of drugs right now, but I, I swear I see Jesus in the corner and he turns the camera around and here's this guy in a robe with long hair. Hey Speaking of the whole serial killer thing that just last night I was on Whatever streaming service it is

and I was you know Mostly watching agent mythology videos on my computer and I was like I want to have something in the background. I haven't had in a while and Hannibal that show It's a good show. So it's a solid show. I really like that Mickelson actor the guy who plays Hannibal. He's very good The black guy I really like him a lot the the cop I don't know what that actor's name is.

It's Lawrence Fishburne. Lawrence Fishburne. I love that guy and everything he's in. The white guy who's kind of the main character. I was sold on his performance. But the first time I watched through that series, I was like, man, this guy Mads Mikkelsen, he's fucking sly. He knows exactly what to say. On this watch through, even while watching, I was like pausing videos on my computer to look up and like it would be the black guy coming from a case where a victim's heart had been pulled out of his chest and stolen. And they're like, we don't know what this guy's up to. Maybe he's eating the parts. Maybe he's just selling the parts. Maybe he's a bit of a, uh, an organ, uh, uh, you know, collector intermediary.

And he goes to Mads Mikkelsen's house and he'll be like, Oh, what is this delicious meal that I'm about to eat in saying German guy? And he's like, it is hot. And we all have one. And he's like, what kind of heart is it? He's like, it is a cow hot. Very similar to a human heart. I don't know just the flavors of the

pudding I put on top of it or whatever. And he's saying shit that like if I were in that, if I were eating dinner, even not being a detective, I'd be like, are we all here in this? Like, are we all here in this? He just said that like like, he's like, oh, dinner is so important. Yes, it is. You can take another person and almost make them a part of you, couldn't you? He's always being harsh. He's not even doing, like, a sly thing

about it. He's just like, he literally, he served these fuckers tongue after a woman's tongue had been cut out and he was like, yes, this was a particularly chatty Cathy. The woman who was just killed was like a journalist or something who had been reporting on it. It's beyond the pale. And so I love Laurence Fishburne or whoever, great actor, but as a detective that guy leaves a lot to be desired. So his character is Jack Crawford, it's in all the novels and everything and he gets played for such a dope and such a goober.

He seems like an absolute moron. Yeah, he's Charlie Brown. Hannibal is always being very arch, like you said, he's sort of like tongue-in-cheek, I'm smarter than everyone here. He's overtly sinister, it's not even here because he is overtly sinister it's not even arch he's overtly sinister to be with the wainian by the way okay well you know what we think about them yeah I mean if Hitler had his druthers wouldn't they have been in the mix no they were in the mix they were part of the Soviet Union no I meant his mix in the mix they were part of the Soviet Union. No I meant his mix. Oh. No actually he didn't have. I don't think he wanted them in the mix. They're very pale and like they're white. They're real far-fetched. He was really a case-by-case basis kind of guy. He was. There was one group he really

didn't care for. That's why I appreciate about him. Yeah. He had his Jewish doctor and he was like, you know you're not so Jewish. That's what you think. Well, it's true. You got I'm billing your HMO for additional services. He's looking at the bill. A $70 Q tip. Are you serious? Are they Deutsche Marks? I don't know what they were. But regardless, your point about they're playing Crawford for a fool,

which I don't like because I like him as a character. You shouldn't see through that. They should at least make it harder for him to see. Well, all right, I'll tell you where it gets a little old. There are so many wackadoos serial killers in their county that it's like, after a while it's like, at least the X-Files had a similar thing, but it would be across the country.

Yeah, they're national. Because they're FBI. Yeah, they'd be in Alaska then they'd be in in Florida. You know, it's like yes, okay It's a big area to cover lots of wacky things could be happening But this is just sort of in the tri-state area of DC or whatever This is like in the DC metro area all the time. Yeah, Virginia every Rhode Island, but it's kind of in the same area They hopped the Minnesota once but But it's these people, and it's not little crimes. It's like, ah, this guy, he buries you alive and grows mushrooms off of you. And oh, this guy, he turns people into human totem poles. Oh, that guy, ah, he's obsessed with losing his daughter. So he's

murdering and eating girls who look like her. You know, the same old same. Oh, this guy, he impaled a woman on a set of deer antlers. That's the strike. And then clearly stole... Well, that's Hannibal. Yeah, that was, that was Hannibal. He's allowed. We like that. He's allowed. He's so over the top sinister that it's like, I don't know how any...

I wouldn't feel comfortable around that guy. Even the way he does his psychiatric routines. Someone will be like, you know what, Hannibal? I just fear that, like, I don't connect with anyone and I'm on an island by myself. And he's like, yes, it would be very disturbing to meet someone who lives an entire life this way, would it not? Like, and it's like, you, you, it's you right now. Yeah, you sound very evil. You sound scary. He does sound scary. I didn't know he was Lithuanian or Latvian or whatever. Well, the character is Lithuanian, the actor is Norwegian, but the... Nicholson. He's scary to look at. Like, he's a frightening man. Like, he's...

Very angular. He was great in Casino Royale. He was the guy who cried bloody tears in, like, Face Talk. The Shift. I haven't seen that. He was the guy who cried bloody tears and like a shift again He all right, so it's legitimately a good but that's the only Bond movie I'd recommend is Casino Royale to like someone who doesn't give a fuck about Bond It is a good way out is just an action movie Eva Green's in there We were big old titties James Bond gets tortured and they like beat his balls with a big knotted ships rope

Oh, you've done this me and he's like, ah Okay, okay, and then like Mads Mikkelsen leads it leans in he's like. And he's like, oh, okay. Okay. And then like Mads Mikkelsen leads it leans in. He's like, yes. He's like, a little to the left. What's the one with that? That actor who's dead now? Who was the bad guy? Philip Seymour Hoffman? Yes, I've seen that one. I've seen the one with Philip Seymour Hoffman. I don't think that's James Bond. I'm pretty sure that's Mission Impossible. Well, then I have seen that. Or something like that. Something up there. That's a good movie and Philip Seymour Hoffman as always gives an amazing performance and you're scared of him. Like usually those Mission Impossible enemies it's like alright,

let's see if we win. But on the Hannibal thing when you try to, what was that Woody? I'm sorry. There's lots of movies. I didn't realize that he was one of the greatest actors in the world. To me, he was a not very good looking background character. And then after he died, like scenes that he did, you know, came up on Reddit and YouTube and such. I was like, Oh my gosh, this guy was brilliant. He's a Philip Seymour Hoffman. He's like, Oh my gosh, this guy was brilliant. He is a Philip Seymour Hoffman. Yeah. Dude, Philip Seymour Hoffman is awesome. He's you want to like there are, I got a recommendation then.

Owning Mahoney. It, yeah, I think that's what I was about to say. Yeah. I hadn't looked up the name. The gambling, he's addicted to gambling. So fucking good. He's a gambling addict and it's hard to watch him, him, him lose this money. Like he goes to like take the casino back and he it's it's there I don't know how much he's up Millions it seemingly there's piles of money and his buddy who's like a bellboy or something. It's like you can Walk away. You got him you beat him walk away

He's like nah, I got no I can't do that It's a great movie to watch. And Doubt, Doubt. Doubt, he plays a priest, and I think Meryl Streep maybe plays a nun. The nun thinks the priest is molesting a particular young boy. And we don't know.

The audience is sort of left in this ambiguous middle area where he is with the boy a lot, but seemingly he's taking him under his wing and just Trying to be like the best guy ever because there's a fine line between someone who's going after a child and being creepy Or not a final fine line perceptively like it from the outside looking in You might be confused whether someone is just the best dude you've ever met or the worst dude You've ever met by the way They act with a child they're trying to do something with and you don't know is the audience and at the end I'm still like I don't know if he's that

boy or not I think he's I like to believe he was not that's how I like come down like like since last time I watched it but I don't know I don't know and Meryl Streep is like trying to ruin him he's and then there's these really powerful scenes of just them talking and she's accusing and he's defending and he's crying and I Watch more of his have you seen the master? That's the other one the cult movie with Joaquin Phoenix. Yeah, I saw that when it came out. He's really Phillips anymore Hoffman. I mean, it's really really good in that he's like a cult leader Woody I think you'd you'd enjoy that one. It's a bit of a, there's parts of it that are a slow burn. No, just because your thing, I just mean like, you don't like the slow burn

dialogue, but there's enough inter spliced action and you get to see him like run a master class of manipulation where someone in the cult or someone outside of the cult will try and instill doubt in his Flock in his followers and he like he's the master He kind of masterfully turns every assault on what he's doing Into a reason that the people should be more invested not less in what he's doing and he's just a really good actor And it's just did he die of heroin or something like that? I think he did. Yeah I think so. Man heroin takes too many. It's a way to go man. It's a way to go. All the cool kids. Yeah it feels good. It's slipping into a warm bath. Never getting out. He's not getting out. That's what they say.

I buy it. Yeah I've read about what it's like. I've never done anything like it. I don't like opiates. I don't think I could I ever dig it. Did you see Trump's new watches? 100 grand, right? There's two models. The fight, fight, fight is between I think 500 and 700. It might be 400 and 700 or something like that. And the shit, what is the name of it? It's and seven or something like that and the Shit what is the name of it? It's like billionaire or something the tour billion is a hundred thousand dollars. Like you said What's the website? I need to see these I don't know

Oh my god, there's his $3,000 DJ machine behind him on the cardboard box So the the fight fight fight which I assume is the left one is basically well Maybe the right one left one has jewels and shit but the cheaper one is basically like a $30 made in China watch that he sells for hundreds don't see that I Saw an expert like break it down. There's something I never heard of called the melt value Which is like the the cost of the components?

Yeah, they don't tell you who makes it like one of them says Swiss made on it I've called them melt value, which is like the, the cost of the components. And they don't tell you who makes it. Like one of them says Swiss made on it. So it's not made in China, the expensive one. And they thought that that expensive one would otherwise sell for like 30 grand. So it's not a bullshit watch. And the other one would sell for like 30 bucks.

But of course they're going for like 700 One is the fancier one right like it's got You can see the action and everything on the inside the inner workings, I'm just not a watch guy I just I don't care those are both plain Jane ugly ass watches and and that kind of money for something that looks like that is is Bonkers on your head bonkers ridiculous like on the other hand. They're kind of gold on brand for Trump Yeah, he's going for like gold the gold is this thing right? You know gold plated toilet. So they say disgusting Disgusting watch I I can't yeah, I mean the sneakers were gaudy, but it's like,

sneakers are often gaudy. Like, not like that though. That looks like. He's right now. Like trying them are gaudy for the sake of being gaudy. Like that's what a real wealthy watch is. I wouldn't wear any of these, but like, dude, look, look at the lineup on, uh, the richest watch sites like look at the Rolex site.

A lot of these are gaudy as shit. There's some muted ones, which is like I'm rich as hell, but I wear a Submariner that's like silver. But there's also like a lot of these look like they'd be a fucking iPhone on your wrist at that amount of weight. I feel like that's so five years ago. Maybe I'm out of touch, but that's my take on it. Do you guys wear watches with the view?

I do, yeah. It's this one that you've seen it before. I feel like you're all about practicality with your watch. You're wearing it for the purpose of your hobby. That, and I like that it's really durable. It has a sapphire face on it. You probably can't tell, but I dragged this like bezel over every piece of brick and concrete in my house and pool And it doesn't scratch. Well, the lens doesn't scratch the paint is worn off this like little rim

The sapphire it's so like put your shirt on it. It's like the day I bought it. It's it's crazy. That's cool Yeah, I think I think those are sapphire and they're very very hard and so steel won't scratch it So I remember dragging see that's never dragging my watch face across like the hatch of a tank getting out of it and I immediately like looked at it because I felt that I had done what I had done because you know if you're wearing a watch you're Careful not to you try not to hit the face of the watch on things But I had done it and I was like, huh? It was like pristine. It's like so fucking cool. It's made enough to get scratched Yeah, and I'm I'm like The opposite of wings wings this truck will be 16 years old and look good. It'll look six months old

my stuff like my phone every Monitor I own has a scratch on it. My iPhone has scratches on it My paramotors are you know, like my shit doesn't look new after I use it I'm hard on things and my the watch looks like new at least the lens does yeah, but anyway I'm sorry. Go ahead. Oh, he's selling watches, physical coins, NFT, like tokens. He's selling digital trading cards. The sneakers, like you said, the Bibles, I wouldn't even put like truth social and stock into that like has no value kind of grip. Like he is selling so much stuff. Coins.

Do you say coins? I did. I mentioned the physical coins. Yeah. Like basically he keeps selling. Worthless virtual or like four dollar things. Four thousand percent markups and. Part of the deal. Yeah. I mean, isn't that the whole sneaker industry doing? Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah, especially at the high end, right? Yeah. You know, the name or really the whole clothing industry. Like none of it doesn't go that much to make any of that shit. I think I buy my clothing for almost cost. Taylor. Yes. Well, I do what Woody does and I noticed when they make a mistaken

listing for too cheap of t- does and I noticed when they make a mistaken listing for too cheap of t-shirts and I buy 50 of them. I wear that same brand all the time. They're great. Every once in a while they're excellent. It's like a push-up bra for guys. It really like, extenuates my strengths and not my weaknesses. Just a nice V. Put these on and I go, I can't overeat tonight. I was trying to find the sapphire crystal and first the AI answer on Google lied to me.

It said that sapphire crystal was the second hardest structure on earth after diamond, which is not true, but it's like up there. Like for some reason, sapphire crystal, like there's like, unless you rub that on diamonds, you're pretty much good. Yeah. I wonder what a phone would cost and if the touchscreen would work as well. Like, is it possible?

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it would have to be too thick. I'm not sure. That's so neat. How do they make the the sapphire crystal? It's real sapphire in there. Yeah, piece of sapphire. It's a piece of just a piece of the face.

I thought it was sort of combination. So the reason you can't touch the hands, you know, that that the clear piece of glass on the front is a chunk of sapphire. I always pictured sapphires being colored. There's most gemstones come in like the entire rainbow of colors, depending on a lot of factors. Interesting. If my Googling is right, it is sapphire, but it's manmade sapphire. Okay. Atomically, it's the same.

I guess that makes sense. Be a lot cheaper, huh? Yeah. Then finding staff. I thought like sapphires are cut like diamonds, right? Like they kind of chip away. And so that's how I feel about it too. I know so little about the precious metals. But I do know that talc is a mere one on the hardness scale so if you rub your watch on a bunch of talc it's gonna fingernails like a two right two and a half or something I feel like fingernails harder than talc I remember that scale and I remember fingernail being in there and that's a good it's a good one to have

because then you can experiment anything you can scratch you now is fingernail is 2.5 I nailed it yeah yeah you're right on. Common objects for hardness by the Mohs hardness scale. What's tungsten at? A masonry drill bit is 8.5, a steel nail is 6.5, a knife is 5.5, a glass plate is 5.5, copper penny is 3.5, and a fingernail is 2.5. Yeah. And so talc you could just knock right now did you say i'm trying to find let's see sapphire moze scale it's gotta be like an eight plus corundum ruby and sapphire is relatively hard nine on the moze scale it has excellent toughness and no cleavage which is a tendency to break when struck this makes it a great choice for rings and other mounted objects sapphire ranks nine on the moze hardness scale and that's

incredibly high because a diamond is 10 and i think that's the hardest thing we know right yep oh so the scale goes like zero to ten that makes sense yeah it looks like it's a little bit of a metric like it's almost it looks like it's a little bit like yeah logarithmic like like how they will be like oh well five there's a five rated earthquake and nobody noticed oh there was a six rated earthquake and everyone died like the crazy influx in that silly scientists don't they know meteorologists have to read these numbers and explain this to people not anymore I just use an app on my phone that says if it rains or not. The hurricanes put a ton of rain on us.

It started raining yesterday and thundering and it hasn't really stopped. Like there's standing water everywhere. I think we're just getting the very front of it too. I think we're gonna have flooding here because the ground was really dry and it doesn't seem to wanna drink all this up. It looks like the eye is making landfall right about now in

The Gulf Panama, maybe like yeah down in like Panama City area, Tallahassee And I'm seeing Tallahassee Panama City's not far. Yeah, so it's hitting America now right now Yeah, so the front of it like way front of it like the the showers and storms It's been creating started yesterday in Atlanta. That's how big the storm front is I guess you show this is a Probably bands of thunderstorms that are hitting us, but I hate it when it rains this much. It's just Nasty outside my dogs don't want to go out. I like a good. Oh, sorry Can you scroll out and go down to Florida my link must have been bad There we go

We haven't used this website forever I remember for some reason we were really into it there was a hurricane season maybe where we had like a Catastrophic one and I remember getting really into this site. I look at it all the time for paramotor stuff of course of course Yeah, so what is that? What's the estimated damage looking like in Florida? Yeah, what was the strength of the storm? Was it a three? You're asking me? I don't know. I just had a picture of it. I thought it was good. Later on, we're going to hear from Woody. He's going to tell us about the strength of the storm. He's going to tell us us about the strength of storm He's gonna tell us all about the strength storm a lot of pressure on him these days

Lives are at risk Helena. Maybe what how do you pronounce the cat for goodness? It's a big one. What is it hurricane? Cat for hurricane. I don't know this word Helene H. E. L. E. N. E. Oh Helene Helene Yeah, Helene have you ever met new a name Helene my love, but I've seen characters that are named Helene think maybe Holy shit, I just looked up hurricane Helene on Google there was a hurricane Helene in 1958 that happened also on September 26th What Wow yeah 1958 hurricane Helene. It must not have killed anyone. I think this time it might cat for

that's crazy. I wonder how, how long it goes before they reset through the names again. They go in alphabetical order. I think so. If it kills someone, they don't use the name again. This one was a cat for what had for intensity on some nearing the United States East coast, the hurricane quickly attained category for intensity on some nearing the United States East Coast the hurricane quickly attained category four intensity on September 26th before it subsequently reached its peak intensity with maximum sustained winds of 150

miles an hour yeah holy cow came within 10 miles of Cape Fear North Carolina before recurving out to see oh a narrow miss huh it says it caused a lot of problems in North Carolina despite not making landfall. I'm reading this rapidly, but Yeah, that's quite hurricane. You lean this that many years ago also then and now what a coincidence Yeah, yeah Yeah, I think they go in alphabetical order like rotating through them So next the next one will be like Ira or Eileen or some shit Yeah, and they alternate the boy girl thing.

Like they'll start with Aaron boy's name and then next year it'll be Alexandra. So, yeah, yeah. I wonder if the rest of the world does anything like that for typhoons and shit. It's fun. I like that we name our storms here. Give them a little personality. I agree. It is kind of fun. Oh, has there been a, why don't they name them after bad things? So people get out like hurricane Stalin, hurricane Adolf, Oh, has there been a stat? Why don't they name them after bad things? So people get out like Hurricane Stalin. Hurricane Adolf.

Hurricane, why is this a good idea? Because people go, I'm getting the I'm not leaving Hurricane. Oh, I see. But if you're coming, you leave, you're late and then it's like, wait, fucking Stalin's coming to death. All right. I'm going to listen to the authorities. I'm going to leave. It's a good idea.

It's it's so interesting to me. there are people who live in those natural disaster zones that are that are cyclical like that. Like if you live down there on the coast of Florida every year a hurricane hits you and if it doesn't you're like, oh weird year, huh? No hurricane this year. Well, probably get to next year. Right. Right on us. Yep. Yep. That's how it'll go. Hope it doesn't destroy a home this time. It, probably get two next year, right? Right on us. Yep. Yep. That's how it'll go. Hope it doesn't destroy a home this time. It's like that's just part of your existence. I mean, to some extent there are places where earthquakes are a thing, but they're still like rare and very rarely are they consequential. You know, tornado alley is a little overstated, right? The fact they call that tornado alley. I mean, it's not, they have two a year, right?

That are like kill people. It seems rare. That kill people? I don't know. Or the Joplin one? Maybe a lot of, yeah, Joplin, Missouri got uprooted entirely. Like that whole city was destroyed. I bet it's much nicer now though.

The whole city? Because I think of tornadoes as like- The whole town. Yeah. Joplin was like a disaster. I think everybody was seeking shelter. No, it was Joplin, Missouri. It was ruined.

Yeah. I don't think their homes were structurally sound or something because like an F4 hit them and sucked them off the earth. It's not a very wealthy area. They didn't have a lot of recourse for escaping it. You got to dig a hole. My great grandma lived in a trailer. She had a fucking warm pit. The scary part about tornadoes compared to hurricanes is Like a hurricane you always have a ton of lead time Whereas with the tornadoes it can just be like hey huge storm here could be nothing could be catastrophic And then you don't know until it's touching down Yeah, if you're close

Although tornadoes are really cool so you think any kids you know Wizard of Oz came out like I don't know 30s or something 40s maybe and can you imagine like back then movies are a lot more powerful they think of how people react to the Exorcist and this is going back another this is 40 years before they were reacting to the Exorcist you can imagine some little kid maybe sees Dorothy get sucked up in a tornado and she gets to a magical world full of colorful characters, literally colorful characters, and hell you snap your ankles together at the end and go back home. Ruby slippers to boot, literally to boot. You think these kids walked into

a tornado after they saw Wizard of Oz? You think that ever happened? I would hope not because it would be really scary walking into one. I remember you guys probably didn't have to do it because you did different drills for whatever your natural disasters were. You did tornado drills? We did tornado drills. We'd go out the hallway. Yeah, we did tornado drills a few times a year.

Beetle position in the hallway sitting on your butt with a book over your head. Yeah, I remember we'd have to go into the cubby area and sit there in the same way with like our heads under and they'd be like, this is the tornado. You know, if it goes over here, stay down and you'll be safe. And I wanted to be like, what are we doing here? Like it would tear us into the sky. It's gonna rip this entire building off if it comes over us and then suck us up.

Like what sort of security- It could just break the windows, right? Turning and doing- Oh yeah, if it just was like a raunchy storm or something like that. Yeah, I was always thinking though, because I was, you know, six, like it's, if it comes directly over this building, like there's no saving us. Like we're going to get just sucked right up.

It's going to take the whole building and then I'm going to be killed by a two by four slamming into the side of my head. Was your school made of brick with a strong, like. Ours was block. It was like all that government block the hallways, you know I was about to say the hallways the walls were so tall I remember them being like Vaulted ceilings, but but and I'm sure they must have been a hundred feet

Dude, I went back and looked at that slide and it was soccer balls they had there These things I went back and looked at the slide that was at my elementary school at my kindergarten my original kindergarten It was scary. It was like well, what the fuck they sent us up that thing at five I mean, it was just all metal a little bit. It was rusty, but polished rust. You know what I mean? Like it wasn't rough at all. It was just rust colored and it was that that flat sheet metal that gets a thousand degrees in the summer heat. And it must have been 12 feet up that ladder. It was so fucking tall. Sent a five year old up. Dude, when I, in my elementary school, it had this jungle gym. It was the shape of a

funnel with the big side down and in the middle there was a pole. So you could like climb up the pole structure that it was made out of pipes and then slide down in the middle. And I saw it like as an adult, I'm like this thing or like a later adult, 18. And one, it really was big.

Two, it was in such a state of disrepair. I remembered it being rusty and awful and my clothes would have like the rust down the middle of them. My hands would be all colored because I was like a monkey all over that thing. And then I came back to it and I can't believe they let kids play on this tetanus village. Yeah, we did. Man, it was so fun not fully knowing all the dangers you were in. Although there was this one kid on my grade school playground who was like actively stabbing people with the shards of wood chips. He had a troubled home life. That's good.

Yeah. Poor little guy. Yeah. My cousin got grievously injured in a playground accident. He did that thing you do where you get the swing really rocking and rolling and then you jump out and he landed funny on his knee and one of those sharp wood chips went through his knee like in one side and out the other. Like through the like through the good part of your knee, where all the connective shit is and your kneecap is.

And they just like stitched that shit up and went to the emergency room, but they do any internal medicine. And he's still like, that's not as good. Me. Yeah. He was, I've told the story before, but he had the surgery, not just scheduled. He was there in a hospital gown and they were about to come back and give him the good stuff and start calming him down but he was sitting there in you know bare-ass in a hospital gown and all of the gadgets and the the machinery and like the atmosphere got to him and he went outside

to smoke a cigarette and never came back I remember this yeah like that's stocks that you know there was a doctor there was a surgeon and they're waiting, you know, like, like, I'm sure I don't know how he got billed or if they paid or whatever. I know they were pissed and he just threw a new brace on that thing and kept going. Dude, knees heal up nicely. Like that, that joint you talked about the patella, the one that holds your kneecap on either side, they took mine and made an ACL out of it for my surgery. And I'm like, but what about my patella?

Aren't I using that? He's like, we just take the middle third, the heels back so well, if you rip your ACL again, we can harvest it in like three or four years and make another ACL. Like, fuck. It's so cool how trauma surgeons are so advanced now. Like that, advanced now like that It seems like that's got to be the fastest most rapidly growing field. We're excellent in medicine, right like What we can repair trauma wise

Years ago, I don't know. I see those vets coming back. They're still all gimpy and shit But if you see a quarterback go down, don't worry. He'll be back next season. Oh, yeah Don't care about their long-term success, similar to a Razors. I promise you, like if Captain Phillips blows his Achilles, he'll be walking with a limp for the rest of his life and he's retiring today. But if our quarterback healed his up, I'm pretty sure that the Atlanta Falcons quarterback came back from an Achilles and he's quarterbacking. I mean, not well, you know, but it's- Does anyone know if Aaron Rodgers is playing well and Rogers, who does he play for?

I saw the jets now, but he was a legendary Green Bay Packer and he's like MVP. I didn't. Well, yeah, but I was talking about his, yeah, football. Like I didn't, I don't follow football at all, but I did see on Twitter, him throw a wildly accurate pass to someone who was being covered and like scored a touchdown and like the football fans in the comments were like, Oh, fucking Aaron Rodgers. So accurate. So good at throwing a little bit of a goof, but who cares?

I don't agree with much with him politically, but he's really good at throwing footballs. Yeah. That's another thing actually about the relationship with Israel is you're not just paying for war. There's a really strong bi-national medical research and development partnership going on and there's crazy. We're not talking about that. And that's for the next podcast maybe, but enough time to get into the skin lab.

I don't want to talk about that. It's really weird. Might be one of the weirdest things going on on planet earth. I can't believe my people are doing it. Oh, this guy was just talking about harvesting his ACL and now the Jews do it. It's a big deal. They gave him back his own ACL. You're taking fucking skin from your people. You're going to get like a Hamas ACL put into you And you're gonna be like I really want to play FIFA on PS4

They skin their enemies and make banks of their skin dude, it's one of the most real things Let me find the villain that's from Star Trek skin trust me Sometimes you're gonna to want skin. You'll be happy that we've been keeping all this skin once you need some skin. I've got it in all colors. You like that's the beauty is you soak it long enough. You bring it back down to a pink color that you could just dye whatever you want. You want to be more olive. Okay.

I literally can't tell if you're pulling my leg or not. No, no, I don't know about that part, but there is apparently skin. He starts pulling your leg, you look out, he might skin you. Kyle's thing is true though, right? Like he's- Yeah, the skin. Can you start your sentence over? The skin banks. You know Kyle, like the skin bank thing, that's true. Like they have a skin bank and they are taking skin from people they killed in battle. Yeah, see this right here, you may not- And using it. For those of you who don't know, this is an alien species from Star Trek

called the Vedians. Now they've got this phage that makes their skin sloth off. It's like that biblical disease, I always forget the name of. What's the name of it? Leprosy. Leprosy, they've got space leprosy. And so what they do is they kidnap aliens, skin them, and then so then their makeup

becomes a atwork of various like different races and species. You see, he's got some scales up there. This is an anti-Semitic trope. Well, I'm just saying, those are the anti-Semitic trope. And St. Wash skin stealing for me. Try to make that sound right. I can make it sound right. You know what they do with the skin? It's for Israeli burn victims. Mostly they're soldiers. I understand.

I'll be honest. It's not it's terrible and weird and fucked up, but they have like really crazy research, medical research that they do over there and they have some of the most advanced cancer treatment. And pre October 7th, if you were Palestinian and suffering from a unique disease of sorts, you can go into Israel and you would get your treatment

there for free at these hospitals. Do you hear that? You might still a little bit of the skin. You could volunteer to be experimented on in Israel. I really just planned for that. No, no, you're literally going to the hospital. You actually go to a hospital that's with great- I've seen what you can do in hospitals.

They took a little skin off the top. The rabbi took a little skin off the mind. This is how they actually got the skin. They told them that if you come here, we'll help you. They leave without skin. Dude, Boomer Christians being so obsessed with Israel is so funny. It's like, you know they really don't like your religion, right? Like, they really don't like that.

Those Jews that don't, to be fair, also don't like me. They also, like, they don't just spit on Goyim. They spit on me for not being Jew enough, and they spit on the mailman for paying his taxes. Like, those type, they're not chill. They're spitty. We shouldn those type, they're not chill. They're spinning. We shouldn't do. They're spitty. They're the tunnel type. We should never. I feel like every, every single person. I just devolved my wallet of Jews into a bank. No I continue to stand with Israel.

I think they've been a little heavy handed in some of the civilian population. Yeah but you like that eh? Well I like what they're doing in Lebanon. We keep talking about the walkie talkies and the cell phones. That was only like 4,000 people that got blown up. They're bombing constantly in Lebanon and every day it's like a hundred dead or something. And every day they're like, they got a guy's picture and they're like, this guy was third in command.

It's like, you killed the third in command like eight times this week. I know. That's the new third in command. And you imagine the promotion like, ah, Hamed, I got some good news. Yeah. What about this photo? That was a very dangerous child. No, wait, the thing is, though, you like here before it's just it's,

it's, it's what sucks for them is it's not judged equally because the attempts by Lebanon by Hezbollah specifically, not Lebanon, Hezbollah, the attempts by them are multitudes exponentially higher than Israel's response. So since October 7th, Hezbollah shot 9000 rockets at Tel Aviv. 9,000 rockets at Tel Aviv. Now it's so easy to be like, I don't want my money paying for bombs in Israel. And like, I totally get that. But you don't actually always pay for bombs.

Like you might not be paying for a bomb. Your tax money actually prevents a genocide in many ways. Cause 9,000 rockets does equal a million deaths. If you shot 9,000 rockets and you get 100 people with each rocket and this is a very populated part, it's the whole country, the country's small, this is a million people. They wanted to kill a million people when they shot rockets at Tel Aviv. They blew up that playground like a monkey and killed all the little children. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the thing is they stop all of these.

So they're ineffective, but they wanted to. So they do that and then it kills one child. So what they do is they drop a bomb in Beirut, which is like, yo, that's fucked up, dude. And it's like, well, yeah, you shot 9,000 at our Capitol. We just happened to hit you. And in fact, we hit one guy, we hit one person, we chose one person and killed that guy. If Israel shot on that one strike, like hundreds of people, maybe thousands at this point of innocence are being

killed in Beirut. Ah, okay. And there's no, I think there's a lot. I feel so bad. You run the records? Okay, and there's no, I think there's a lot. I feel so bad. You'd be under records. They root is not Afghanistan. They've got like bars and like nightlife. Oh, you think they're hitting the good part of town where the bars in the nightlife are.

I bet there's some parts of St. Louis where I could drop a 2000 bomb and mostly hit criminals. But I won't argue with you. I feel bad. I feel bad. I feel bad for Lebanon. But like the dogs would sniff for days before they found an innocent. A main difference though is when you live in Lebanon and Israel's like leave this area, we're about to bomb it. You can go in Palestine.

They weren't allowed to go. Hamas was like, stay the fuck there. You're going to die for this shit. And it's going to be good for Palestine. Like this is a bit different. It's not any more fair than the Lebanese government or Hezbollah rather than the Lebanese government has been saying, Oh, Israelis get out of this area. We're sending rockets. It's like, well, they shouldn't have to leave. Like they're living there. Like those people in Bay Area, they target, they target Tel Aviv on purpose.

They never ever, ever said leave. No one has ever said to anyone in the Middle East, leave before we bomb it, except for Israel. Not a single country there has ever, ever said, leave, we're about to bomb it. But wait, wait, wait, wait. I think all Palestine says is leave. Yeah, that's all that most of those, most of these Middle Eastern countries that were just coming at it from their perspective, all of their positions are leave. Yeah, that's all that most of those, most of these Middle Eastern countries, if we're just coming at it from their perspective, all of their positions are leave. Leave what? Like leave the Middle East. We don't want you to be here. That's what, that's not saying that's right or wrong. I want you to leave your country. Everyone's like, no, no, no, I'm saying Israel's like, I heard every word, but yeah, they're like, leave this area. We are bombing this area of your country.

Don't be there. Everyone else who's like, well, you leave, if you tell, if you tell Israel to leave, if everyone in Israel, you have to get up and go, there's nowhere for those people to go. You understand that, right? There's not a single country that I'm allowed in all around there. You live in Canada. Right. As a Jew with Israel stamped on my passport, I would never fly over Syria because God forbid they have to do an emergency landing. I don't ever want to be there. Now, this is just a silly argument. We're conscious that King has a nose.

Jews live in every Western country just fine. Okay. So if it's river to the sea, how does an Israeli leave Israel? Where do they go? Let's say Palestine is free. Israel's gone. Where, where is he going? Yes. New Jersey. I was there. It's very difficult to actually come to the USA. That's a really difficult thing. However, every country around there has the exact same culture as Palestine. Why doesn't Egypt take Palestinians? Oh, they did before actually. Why doesn't

Jordan, which actually 75% of what Palestine was exists in Jordan? Why doesn't Jordan take Palestinians? Oh, wait, they have before. Refugees are an enormous drain on the system. And so saying, all right, you have to take these millions of people. Most countries are going to go, no, that's a huge drain. Jordan is literally 75% of what Palestine was is in Jordan. Now, if they want Jerusalem, I understand religion is powerful. Israel gave half of Jerusalem to Palestine. They go to the same wall and pray. They're allowed to be there.

Is the argument you're making that Israelis and Palestinians are equally unlikable and unpopular? I'll tell you that yes, right now, probably to the rest of the world, yeah. But like realistically, when 800,000 Palestinians had to move and they were kicked out, 800,000 Jews were kicked out of Arab countries at the same time in response. So this is the way that the cards fell. This is where we are saying Israel isn't going to exist, just isn't realistic because no country would do that.

You would never rescind your neighborhood to native Americans. You would never do that. I'm allowed my black power, power musket and my Tomahawk. And I have seen Mel Gibson's the Patriot no less than 15 times. There's a lot of places that could take these people in, but they don't. It's Israel's responsibility. They don't want that. When I see that Lebanon has bullets, sorry, not Lebanon, has bullish shot a rocket and killed a kid. I'm like, dude, leave them the fuck alone.

You shot 9,000 rockets and killed one child. So I'm, I'm, I'm like, not that like feeling bad for a Hezbollah dude who got his pager blown up or walkie talkie blown up or a guy that went to go meet in a meeting. Yeah, we're not either. I think about it. We don't care about Hezbollah. Of course.

Innocents are being killed in droves in these conflicts. So, but like much more much more in in in Yemen, you know how many Muslims die in in China in Africa, but we only care about this. This is literally the smallest Muslim population effect. All the Muslim like like genocides that are happening. You girls in China are literally thrown in concentration camps by the millions. That's my objection. I know that you're funding the Palestinian one too, by the way. Right. And I, I sound biased sometimes because I'm always pointing out the Israeli

mistakes. I get it. Sorry, mom, but really I just want to withdraw America from this conflict. Both sides are killing civilians. Both sides are bad. If this was Reddit, everybody sucks here. So what do you do? We leave the Middle East to their chins. Let me know when it's over. Yeah. I could not care less about Israel or Palestine or Hezbollah or Iran, our involvement in this region of the world is a catastrophic failure. You don't think it's a good idea to keep the straight up for me?

It's working? It's a horrible idea. You don't like your electronics arriving in a time like that? Oh yeah, we couldn't do that. We didn't have that for a long time prior to all this. You don't like driving your internal combustion engine? What are you talking about? I'm talking about securing the straight up for me.

There's a lot of things. You know how oil works? Is we go to Saudi Arabia and we go, how much oil can we buy? They go, here's the oil. The idea that we would go into the Middle East, spend $3 trillion on a war in order to buy $80 billion of oil. If I spent $100 million on the most high-tech robbery equipment on earth to break into your house and steal everything you own. Did I do a smart thing or am I retarded because I could have bought it off of you for much less?

That's the situation in the Middle East. They are willing to sell us as much oil as we want. I don't know what we're talking about. I'm talking about what happens if we pull out and our aircraft carriers aren't there to let Iran know they better not do anything, then Iran can respond, and then we have to go. No, we don't. Not if we cut ties with all these countries

that don't benefit us. Just us all alone on this pill. I hear Kyle and the Strait of Hormuz thing, I'm like, maybe I'm being short-sighted because it is a major shipping channel, and apparently the whole world supply chain gets messed up if one boat goes sideways. Isn't Trump secure that?

Trump pulled some, yeah, US secures that and Trump made some changes. Yeah, and so the idea that we need Israel to secure that is, I think, incorrect. Like, the whole, what it seems to be in the Middle East is that, you know, Iran wants, Iran wants a regional conflict with Israel. No, they don't. But no, no, no. But they don't want a conflict with the United States because the US will dominate Iran. We may have a ton of losses, it'll cost a jillion dollars, but we will win in the end. And so the idea is that, however, if Israel and Iran engage in a purely regional conflict,

Iran will likely win that because they're a larger nation. So what Israel wants is for the US to intercede on their behalf in this conflict because Israel cannot defeat Iran by themselves, but we will easily defeat Iran. Do you think Israel has nuclear weapons? Yes. Hell yeah. I think Iran might. Iran doesn't. They might, you know, you never know.

They're like the type to be able to, if they have it, they've never tested it. Iran has something worse than nuclear weapons. If you've never tested it, you can't, you don't have a nuke. Iran has ballistic missiles and they have fissile material. They could make a dirty bomb. There was this thing, this idea rather, that came about in the early 50s. And actually even before that, it was written about in Popular Science magazine called death sand and the idea is irradiating a lot of sandy particles with

And a radiate that has a half-life of say 70 days or 150 days. There's several really potent There's several really potent Radioactive materials that are like that and then dropping huge clouds of sand over an area and it would kill everyone there in a few days That's incredibly scary and then a few and then after a few months It's no longer irradiated none of the structures were blown up Because again, you're using a radioactive material that every 70 days it becomes half as radioactive Sorry, if I missed it Iran is researching this or we figured this out? Oh, this was our thing. Oh, this is our, of course it is.

We almost used this on the Chinese in North Korea, in North Korea to deny an area to them, like a hundred miles long. Was it a hundred miles wide? Cause that seems extreme. How do we move that much sand? You wouldn't use actual, well, we're good at that. If anybody's good at moving a lot of like stuff

and dropping it somewhere, it's have you seen that galaxy plane that we used to ship stuff? They put smaller planes in it. They advise tanks around. Is that playing? It's a plane that flies planes. It's a plane that flies planes that fly planes. It's great.

There's an autistic listener right now like or he's like, it's lucky to see five galaxy, large military transport designed by Lockheed. So I've always said that like a random picture of the galaxy played Zach. Yeah, show that plane. Show it. And if you can find like its wheels like like rotate 360 degrees and pop and they also the fling and squat. It's a normal gargantuan.

But anyway, with the Israel's always at the UN set showing a ticking clock of like how long it'll be till Iran has their nuclear weapon. And they call that like Israel's doomsday. And I just don't think that Iran is wanting that business because they could do something like I just described with a ballistic missile. But they have plenty of big, I think I've built bigger planes than that. Am I crazy? Yeah. Oh, they definitely want, they definitely want a helicopter in the back. Yeah, but they definitely want nuclear capability stuff.

Two floors and stuff like it. Am I? I need to Google. I mean, come on, dude. Yeah. It looks like the blue whale of planes. Look at the landing gear down there. How there's like lots and lots of wheels. Oh, I did see a plane on the side. That looked like it could fit in there. That's crazy. There was like a world like a plane that ever flew was, was in Ukraine. The Russians destroyed it. I can't remember the name of it.

That's crazy. That's like a tight fit. Yeah. That's like a smaller plane fuselage or whatever, like, like soup, the whole structure going in. That's cool. Yeah. I bet we've got a bunch of those. I bet we don't have five. I bet we got 50 or something stupid like that. That's the craziest thing is I looked at like the capabilities of the U S army and there were things that were like on par, like like men, the amount of infantry and blah, blah, blah.

Sometimes US getting destroyed. Then it went to like boats and airplanes and it was multitudes more. You're just like, well, there's so many fucking planes, so many fucking boats, like crazy carriers. But I spoke to a friend of mine who's on a boat, like a ship, US Navy, and he was like, oh yeah, sometimes we do these ride-bys,

where we know that we're patrolling water and the Chinese are patrolling, and we'll be coming up to the Chinese ship. And so we're all told to like go to our stations and we're all there and we like slowly pass them and like look at them and they look at us and like, we're like 50 meters away from each other, which is really close.

And these big boats and they're just like cruising by each other. And I'm like, that's so crazy. I'm like, is there anything ever like anything crazy out there? You see he's like, well, he, he was like, I don't know if the upper people already know about this and have sorted it out or whatever. He's like, but we've been there before. And we'll always know that, you know,

a Chinese ship is going to come over the horizon in like five minutes. We'll see that. But what's happened lately over the past like year or so is, we'll be out there. And then all of a sudden we see a Chinese ship with our eyes, probably like, you know, 600 meters away. But the problem is if you see it, it's too late and it never showed up on our readings before we saw it by eye. So I don't know if like the higher ups know of a new technology

or something or whatever it is. But he's like, for us, it's fucking weird when all of a sudden there's a big ass Chinese ship there that's as big as ours. And we didn't know it was going to be there. And now we see it. And it's probably if you're in that position, you're like, oh shit, like surprise, are we getting attacked? Like that's probably like I have 100% confidence in the United States military.

Like to especially the Navy. At that. Have you seen that manta ray thing they have now? Does it scare you though that like eventually that won't be the case? It never will be the case. That's what you keep pushing for. Well, that's exactly what happened,. It never will be the case. That's what you keep pushing for. That's exactly what happened. Taylor, how long did Rome last? How long did Rome last?

A thousand years. Well, from like, well, the Roman kingdom in like 700 BC up until the fall of the main Roman Empire. We only have seven years left. No, there's never been a democracy that's lasted longer than 270 years. Right. Is that us? No, we're, we're,

we're not a democracy. I don't know. I haven't done that. Oh my God. You're a Democrat. It's me. That's a great, I think it's a good question. That distinction because I don't know.

I think it's actually like, when I think of it, like, I think it's scary. The, the future being different than the one that I thought we were going towards. And it is like, you know, I, like I said, I, I love living in Montreal, I love Canada. It is a mosaic of cultures and I love that, but here is here. And I don't want here to stop being here. And I fear that that thing that here won't be here here will be more like somewhere else. I looked it up. I went full autism on this thing. It looks like a galaxy is about 20% bigger than a 747. I bet the lift capacity is...

That's true. We are the longest existing democracy as the US in global history. There's a there's a good book here I linked. It's the next 100 years Very interesting stuff. He talks about I don't know. The first note is like we're pretty much almost there. Just one last thing Well, wait my autism Demands this yes, I'm 47 carries the space shuttle around they're saying not anymore I'm just and also woody I would love if you would lead into facts more often with my autism demands this Funny way to preface I would love if you would lead into facts more often with my autism demands this Demands this but we that is a tortoise not a turtle It's just ask ask how you should say should like start intimacy with your wife I had an autism demands this moment earlier this show when Woody said that a

lemur was a, like an ape and I had to be like, that's a new world monkey. It sounded like Mandingo. I forget the name of it already. Yeah, it was some, some thing, but I looked it up and it's a lemur, which are those fun, uh, kind of the fun monkeys. They're not the rip your face off monkeys. Not the rip your face off monkeys, not to rip your face off. I watched chimp crazy. I didn't think I could be watching it full grown up male dominant chimp,

but I did think that like maybe even through the teenage years, it's being exaggerated. Oh my goodness. Like they just don't seem like the same thing as people are that's genius But they're far more dangerous than I realized it's four times stronger than you. Yeah It's hard to equate though because of their mechanics and their intelligence level, you know It's it's hard to know what that'll feel like in a tussle But what it feels like is getting your face eaten off. Exactly. Animal strength is always exaggerated, or at least I think it is. I might be dumb.

I hate watching like 11 bodybuilders play tug of war with a tiger. Meanwhile, the rope has like a 90 degree turn in it, and it's really friction doing the heavy lifting here. When they say chimpanzees can lift like 1200 pounds, I'm like, okay, bench press. I want to see the thing bench press someone devote their time to teaching a chimp to bench press and let's see what he can do. I'm not even sure he's stronger. He's all pulled a, he's all pulled a, he's all

pulled a pile is right. Like the, the strength they have to pull you to them or to rip your, your friends on purpose. I'm stacking the day. have to pull you to them or to rip your fingers off. I'm stacking the day. Just like throwing, like they don't do the mechanic of throwing well because they're, what's the lower forearms? They just need a pounce at you. And they can pounce. I can defend, I can defeat most dogs in hand to hand combat. I'm a hundred percent confident of that. I can.

I think that also. Yeah. There. I think I could defeat a grown male chimpanzee if I had medium body armor, like tuck, like riot gear and I had like a cudgel, maybe with a spike in it, like, like, like just a good thumping tool, like something that felt, I, you know, I want to take my time and pick it out. Not an aluminum baseball bat. We don't have enough mass.

I want to break bones. I think if you had a knife, you. Yeah, but I think you had a knife. It's too close. No, no, no. You're only using it as like a means for him to hurt himself. Like that's where your brain is going to win. He's flying. You're just like trying to have him hurt himself jumping into into your night. You're making some spiky.

We're imagining the armor differently. Like I want you to be pretty squeeze and bang proof. Remember walking dead when like Darrell got with that group and they had that all white stormtrooper armor, like something like that. Like, what did they have over the face? Because it would like, it's smart enough to know to go for your eyes. It would blind you if it could. They had a whole face mask.

Also smart enough to know if you have a mask or a helmet to attempt to remove it. Maybe like a catcher's mask. Ooh. If you had like the wire of a... Those long chimp fingers just pop. That's crazy. You see if you're coming out and he just like takes your helmet off. Motorcycle helmet.

He puts it on though. Unclips it. Then he puts it on and squares up and he starts, but he squares up like old school boxer. What do you think the timeline is between like the amount of time that passes between supreme confidence and absolute panic in your battle with the gym? I think if he like went low and like started biting, like, I think if he went low and like bit a chunk out of my thigh

I'd immediately know I fucked up, you know But if he's you think that would happen immediately because I do I think it's a coin flip I think what might happen is I you ever see Ben Askren fight What's Street Jesus name? Jose Masvidal, I'm Jorge Mas Hey, man. You see that right? I might take him out So what happened was Ben Askren, he's a wrestler or a Masvidal. He's a funky Street Striker So when the fight you start chin, so when the fights well, then asking is very close to a human chimpanzee So Ben Askren comes at him goes low try to do it for the takedown

Ben Ashrink comes at him, goes low, try to do it for the takedown, Masvidal knows it's coming, does this double fake almost basketball juke and jumps and flying knees him in the head and knocks him un-fucking-conscious. Now I think, look at that, see, that's what I think is going to happen when the chimpanzee comes for me. I'm going to come up with a flying knee and I've got some pokey spikes on my knee and I'm going to impale him through the lower jaw and that might not kill him but it's really gonna throw him off and then I start hitting him with the cudgel. This thing like falls out of trees and is slightly bothered. That's why you gotta

bring a lighter in WD-40. That should freak him out. Kyle, did you see that video where the MMA fighter fought the chimpanzee? It's not a fight it's a story that he tells. Yes I absolutely have yeah. He says I watched it recently after Chimp Crazy it inspired me to re-up and first of all I'm pretty sure it's a baby chimp and when he first starts hitting the chimp this guy he's like real New York and he's an MMA fighter but older now and he's like, I didn't want to hurt it. Unbeknownst to me, you can't hurt a chimp. It's like he's made out of wood and he's hitting it as hard as he can, punching it, elbowing it. The cop shot that chimp. Chimp crazy a couple times, didn't kill it. Ran off wounded. Remember he shot the cop, shot the chimp and it ran under the house. It took a bunch.

So yeah, he was hit again. He was like, the thing's not getting hurt. Ah, you know, that's how it goes. I've been hunting enough. It's a nine millimeter pistol. Nine millimeter doesn't stop things, like a big, angry, big things that want to get you. But this guy, but did he pee?

Trying to find answers about chimps online is so frustrating because you just have Quora answers, and Ken Saladin, who is the CEO of Ken's college of arcane knowledge. He's like, Hey, I'm on my break here at home. Depot just wanted to chime in on this chimp situation. Have you tried being none of these are reliable. They're like, Oh, you can rip your arms right off. I believe you, but like,

some of the things they say seem exaggerated. Exactly. Oh yeah. A chimpanzee can bench or curl 1200 pounds. Don't get the fuck out of here. What? Tell me, how did you do that? Did you like, I've seen a test where they measured how hard a chimp could pull like a door handle, but not a handle like you kind. Yeah. And, uh, I'm like, Oh, okay. Well, I could probably generate 800 pounds of force. I don't know about that one.

Well, I'm picturing me like on the wall using my whole body jerk pull at the same time. He doesn't jerk pull you with your chimp assistant. I think that's how they measure it. Maybe it was a stretch, but I bet 600, you know, like my whole body is 200. My fear is that their strength, I don't care that they're strong because they don't know how to apply it. They're going to do some crazy shit. I'm afraid of their bites and their scratches. That's the fear.

That's not that he. Yeah. Yeah, like all your face. So they pull your face off by the nose. The scrap. And he's going to bite your fingers off and he's going to scratch your your face off and he's gonna try to like do both the same time. He's gonna try to open your head. You've seen them dip nuggets and peel the top off of stuff and open packages.

They're gonna try to open you like a bag of Cheetos. So you can't let him get on top of you. You've got to have... I know I can kill it with a spear. You give me a medieval spear with that nice like like like that Spartan style like pokey thing. You're not even practice. What happens if he gets close? How do you know?

He won't get close. You can't get close. That's the thing. He's got to jump at you and you got to hit him with it. That's true. Warfare stopped advancing when spears were invented because there's no way to make a past. It is true.

The spear beats everything. No it's not. It's absolute. They've tested this out. The spear beats all the other medieval weapons. The spear beats everything. They tested this out. The spear beats all the other medieval weapons. They've tested this. The spear beats everyone.

Yeah. But the test in a one v one fight spear beats everything like they've they've. Who tested this? That's wild because I think the first thing they figured out. The spear was one of the only adopted weapons, but the reason that in a group spears aren't always the best move. There's a reason that spearmen hoplites, you know, these phalanx guys, they always kept a side sword because inevitably someone will parry it and get through in a group.

You know, this is 1v1, this is in a group. The sword was mostly used by the guys that were walking in the third or fourth row behind to finish off the fallen. It was a weapon of last resort. What you understand about the phalanx is it's not just one line of guys holding shields and another line of guys behind them with Spears. It's stacked. The Spears stop at 10 feet, eight feet, six feet in front of the man who's leading the

charge. And if you have a dozen guys around you to do this battle, the chimp isn't going to get close enough. But if it's you alone, you can't get around my sphere. The strength of a phalanx is not the individual. You'll never get around my sphere. It's the group of spheres. That's because you're fighting a group of swordsmen with a phalanx or another. I'm joining his phalanx. He backs Israel. I gotta join the phalanx. I'll agree with you that if the chimps form a phalanx and approach me, my single sphere will not be effective. They'll never form a phalanx, bro. They're never going to form a phalanx and approach me my single spear will spear will not be effective. They'll never form a phalanx, bro

They've never gonna form a phalanx. I've Made it since time began I can make that spear longer or shorter by three feet at time just with my wingspan So I can keep him the furthest reach of it and then if he were to somehow juke But he won't then I can withdraw it and like aim it at him I just have to aim the spearhead at him and poke him. Look, I know he's an animal, but you poke him a little. He's not gonna like leave. Like difficult to wield if you're constantly choking up,

rebalancing and attempting to keep. Rebalancing? Like, you know what I'm like, to him I'm like, what's your melee weapon of choice? My little girl? Melee weapon of choice would be a sword probably a club. Wait, one hand? One hand? Hand and a half? Two hand sword? Hand and a half sword would be my go-to. Like a medieval double-a? If I'm 1v1ing a champ, the last thing I want is number one,

to present a pull to an animal with the strongest pulling strength on earth. That's a really hard thing to do. This guy's a pro at grabbing sticks. He could probably grab that spear. I need some. Yes. Yeah. And then he'll throw the spear to the side and go.

Communicate that to him with sign language before the fight. Does he have like a rock? Does he have like a Mickey? It depends what kind of chimp you get. It's a mammal He's an animal he's gonna stab you with that long spear you've seen no chimps like use Spears in the wild like they understand orangutan clumsily play along with a stick before okay Rangitans are less intelligent than chim than chimps. I've seen them swing across a tree and grab a branch. You line up five chimpanzees in cages and you give me a spear of my choice and I'll fucking pile them up one after another.

Alright, in cages you're correct. Because you can just stick to the spear. Me too, if I fight monkeys I want to fight them in cages and I have a phalanx with my friends. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Taylor. Orangutans are the smartest great ape. It's a chimp, not a great ape. Orangutans are smarter than chimps. I don't monkey.

No orangutans are the smartest. No way chimps are smart. No, I think the orangutan is the smartest one. I think I think they can communicate and stuff. A thing I've taken your title. I'll be so fucking pissed if this is right. You don't get his title on one fact. Come on, you don't bring one fact.

You're only as good as your last bite, baby. Taylor, what are you learning? There's human orangutan, chimpanzee, spider, spider monkey. This is not the first time you've underestimated. Spider monkey over gorilla. All right. Spider monkey over gorilla is evidence that this is not the first time you've underestimated. Spider monkey over gorilla. Look, all right. Spider monkey over gorilla is evidence that this is horseshit. Spider monkeys are not going to find another resource. But what are spider monkeys?

Great. I know this weirdos opinion. Let's see. Let's see. What are they? Are they? Are they a great ape? Spider monkeys?

No, no, they're not. No, it's it's like gorillas, orangutans, chimpanzees, chimps. Well, that's simians, right? Like this is the only thing in this episode that I'm actually going to be annoyed about a little bit later. I think you're right. That's so fun. They what's really crazy is this. That's so. But they.

What's really crazy is this. Oh, Zach backs me up. I'm a scientist, and so I like to look and I see number six coyote above gorilla, and I really don't like that. And there is no fucking way a raven is more intelligent than a bonobo. This is a cylinder task. What is our subspecies of chimp but what is cylinder task cylinder task is they want to get something that's in an elevate a graduated cylinder full of water and

they they how long it takes them to learn that they need to put rocks into the water to raise the level of the water to acquire the thing that's down in the cylinder floating on top of the water yeah I'll explain it perfectly and now that we're checkmaking now we're checkmating Taylor because he clearly doesn't know anything about this act this redeemed you shit right look Taylor fact check me and came over the same thing. I did Zack hunted high and low to avoid ever getting a bonus again and succeeded Just I don't like putting ravens video is a this this video is a guy with a spear fighting a guy with a long sword. And it's clear, it's exactly what I'm saying.

And if a man who knows how to fight a spear, and he also has a sword, can't deal with a man with a spear, how is a wild, stupid animal going to do? And keep in mind, this orangutan is not a trained fighter. This is his first fight against a person. Well, I's true but like also uh so I'm gonna get it all day predictability is an important part like this if not hours of experience like these guys are something Harley knows a guy these guys are fighting like another human and so like there is an understanding of what a human is going to do when they're trained in battle. So like, you know what that like the backstep, the

side step. It's much harder to fight a human. You might be surprised that that chimp takes the spear, eats it from the chest and keeps going. Is this airbud rules? Do you think the chimp fancy would also be great at basketball? Do you think the sportsman has the agility of a fucking chimp? Of course he doesn't. If he did, he would have the spear and tore the guys' throat out with his chimp. Bang.

No, I think the fear should be that the chimp can eat, like, can take that hit and still probably have a few minutes of rage left. But if he's impaled, he's dying. I think you're underestimating an adrenaline chimp with your spear in it. Kyle always underestimates an adrenaline chimp with your spear in it. He's not. Kyle always underestimates adrenaline filled chimps. He's gonna be face to face with you. I was gonna make a joke there, but I'm not. Oh, I want to.

It hurts. It's not the worst. The man's. It's a racist day. I knew it was a racist day. Fire away. I promise you, if you stab a chimpanzee, he's gonna be scared and hurt. Let's be real, this is not some horror movie Kujo version of a chimpanzee, alright?

This is not a chimpanzee controlled by the mind of Conor McGregor. This is not a chimpanzee controlled by the mind of Conor McGregor. This is not a, this is not a mad dog. He's an angry animal and he just got impaled through the fucking gut by a, by a eight inch fucking spearhead. He's gutted. And by the way, I'm pulling it back out and going for more. I can, I can, I can run backwards faster than he'll ever catch me. And I, and nowhere where he goes,

I can point something at him faster than he can go there. Like, think about like, I'm not even convinced you could beat any human in the world with a spear and they don't have a spear by the way. I will take you any day you give me the spear, Harle. You let me know when you want to test the spear. Me for sure. I think I could find you like five guys that might be able to. I'll take Conor McGregor. I'll take, I'll take easy one too.

Cause he's never gonna med off. Now, all right. Now Francis Ngono, I'd be a little scared that he could take one and keep coming. Yeah, Francis Ngono you might get, but you know who you wouldn't get is a fucking champ. I gotta hit Francis and like, he'd be like fighting a deer. You gotta get him in the heart of the lungs. What happens if you miss one slight shot and you just kind of cut him and he grabs the spear? I think I can pull it out. He has the backup sword, he says. You're a backup for me. Are you about a man or a or a champion?

A gym. Oh, I don't think that he knows. First of all, you're aiming at a target much smaller than a man. That man also doesn't understand. So part of like knowing how a game is played, like if I play you in chess and you're in let's let's say we're both experienced in chess, I have a level of ability to anticipate your move based on your skill set. However, and that applies to a swordsman as well if you're doing this medieval style combat. However, if you're fighting a chimp, as in chess or in battle, there's no way to anticipate the movements of that champ or

how he'll respond to different... You just proved my point. You just proved my point wholly. So what you're suggesting that this chimpanzee knows that a strike is coming and therefore that grabbing the spear is the defense. That's a human thing. Were they thinking into the future about what's coming and how to react? I think he would know.

I think he would understand sharpness. I think he would understand the concept of that. When I poke, grab what's presented when I poke and it won't be presented. It'll be in and out. I'm doing this fast. I'm not, I'm not sticking it in. I'm like, I did pull up. I wanted to know if a chimp has stronger skin, like would it be harder to puncture than a human? And I got this, I'm having a discussion with my mate at the moment and, uh, he's a human. He wants to fight a chimpanzee one-on-one with a knife and basic armor

equipped. He's so confident. He said to do it in any environment. I don't think he's spec'd intelligence enough to have gotten this far. That aside, where the chances he ends up with an end game and the top comment comment six years ago, they said, hi, he'll take some damage overall. The armor will let him last long enough to land lethal damage on the pin on the chimp knives. I'm sorry. Knives gives you a massive boost to damage depends on the knife is power and mobility scores of course, but he could kill the chip with some damage and last till the end game

with modern human medicine with modern human. Yeah. So I guess this is, I don't know what this is. It looks like modern human medicine. The chimps want like, this sub is basically talking about real life as if I watched the spirit video. I watched it. It was, tears you related site. It doesn't know this tears. Who it says the sub is dedicated to the animal players of the game outside.

So it's basically talking about animals in real life as if you were a gamer. Is it about Tier Zoo? Does your source say Tier Zoo at all? What is Tier Zoo? It's rslash. Tier Zoo is a YouTuber who talks about animals as if they were video games.

Oh yeah, that's what this is. Yeah, this is- Writing each other when there'll be a health meter that gets like driven down and and spec and he um he talks about like i don't asteroid hits as patches you know like oh yeah dinosaurs were patched in this period yeah yeah exactly it's that that's just that's what it is yeah yeah it's around the time reptiles in general get nerfed because of the lower temperature of the earth. Mammals of course getting a boost too. It's great. Yeah.

I like that channel too. I maintain, I'm not even being silly. I've been silly before about jumping onto a shark and thinking I could do something to it with like spurs and ice axes. That's clearly a joke. I 100% know that I could defeat the chimpanzee with a spear. People defeat lions one on one with spears. And I would argue that a lion is a much more serious combat it's been done it's not even like

what if you defeated a lion African tribesmen I'd rather I'd rather I'd rather battle a lion with a weapon than a chimp with a weapon they have done it but I'd rather a chip with a weapon than a tiger with a weapon I mean I mean I'm African tribesmen who weighs 85 pounds has a wooden whittled spear and he one V one. You should see the videos. They're pretty crazy. Actually. All right. No, there's videos of it on YouTube. They have like a whole strategy. Yeah. Humans do. They circle around them, but they really just tire them out. They harass them and stay at a distance and keep doing it until they're tired out. And then practically walk over and just like puncture it.

That's true. What you just described is how humans. It's been done in the gladiatorial arenas. It's been done by humans. But alliance, alliance over hype, tiger. You can't battle it. Roman Coliseum. Alliance is what I weighed in during COVID.

Romans would starve those animals for a long time prior to the fight to make them hungry, but it also makes them weak. They feed them juice. They were well fed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The tiger is much more powerful, by the way. You weigh 20 pounds during COVID. I was like 300 pounds. I'm sure there's some lions that are 300 pounds. I'm sure. Yes. Children. Those are called kittens. Okay.

I know a tiger could be 800 pounds. I defeat the chimpanzee and not just like, Oh, I don't know. It was, I was a tough fight. I think I, I think I turned the chimpanzee away right away with a couple of quick stabs. And again, he is not getting near me. I am, I am running backwards. If he's trying to close ground, I am keeping this point in front of him and thrusting it will not stop being in front of him and thrusting no matter where he goes or what he does.

He does not have a way to this Diddy style. I'm blowing him out. Did he? All right. No fucking, you know what, you know what I'm gonna do about him? Grab it. No, you're going to get blown out. Did he Kong style.

By the way, I weigh as much as a full grown female lion, by the way, just so you know. That's right. And they're the ones that did the hunting. Exactly. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah.

No, I still disagree with your take on these animals. What if I baby oil a spear up? So even if he is the genius monkey that you've trained and you've been like his genius monkey, because he knows that it's sharp. That monkey would know it's sharp. He'll see you holding that and he'll be like, I'm not going near that shiny part.

It's a clever way. Wait, wait, wait, wait, instead of baby oil, what if the last two feet of the spear had blades like running long ways. I don't want to get stuck inside of him and have a situation where I like stab him in the guts and now I can't withdraw my weapon. And he's able like swords attached to the pole of the spear. I see what I'm getting. You're giving him too much weapons now.

Yeah, I don't mean that. I think baby oil. I think baby oil is plenty. I think baby oil is plenty. I think baby oil is plenty. And I want that like medieval style spearhead that sort of shaped like a like a like a teardrop. You know why I know it's not a nice point. I get out, but it'll hurt more. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to make a big wound.

It's going to be. And if I just poke him a little, it's going to make a little wound and the more I thrust, the wider the wound is going to the wider the wounds gonna hate how you told me on the animal fighting shit I just how might successfully if not kill the chimp deter it like After a poke or that's not fair though. The chimps got to be drugged up that it's gonna fight It's got a fight chimp has to know that this is a fight. Yeah fair fair. I want to drug up Kyle I need my competitor. Oh, yeah Like mark Maguire, you don't even fucking know you're gonna get you too drugged up. They're like, I'm not bringing in the spear No, I'll do a bad

Can do with nine months of preparation in the right medicine Mark I've never seen this he's given the spear to the chimpanzee. Yeah, I was just a blast. Thank you for coming on here and dealing with these anti-semites and their fucking propaganda spilling some knowledge. Hey, hey, shout out to Eddie's mom though. We're gonna keep fighting the good fight. We're doing it for the future, for you, for everyone. Shout out to Masad, shout out to Masad. I know, I know we're wrapping up. It's a call.

To the truth, both sides. There was a point where she saw this Palestinian mother interviewed and she was very happy about the damage they were doing to the Israelis. And then, and my mom was like, they should kill her baby because that's what happened to the Israel's. And then like 10 minutes later in the call, my mom was celebrating the death of the Palestinian death, you know,

in the civilians. And I'm like, you can't talk to your son to make this fair. Like you're, you're, if you're going to celebrate it as a desk, I've had family members say some crazy shit about make this fair. Like you're, you're, if you're going to celebrate it as in death, I've had family members say some crazy shit about all this stuff. And it's like, I've heard it's an older generation thing. Like if you really think about it, they were far more disconnected than we were. I mean, they grew up like in, in wrestling, it's just like, or movies,

the bad guy was a person from another country. That's it. That's all just a person from another country. And it always is. I it is. It is. But like, it's true. Like I've heard relatives say some fucked up stuff. And I'm like, dude, we agree. But what you're saying is that's a whole other level.

Tristan and Brock. Harley, can everyone find the meat eater podcast? You could binge eat a podcast at youtube.com slash epic meal time. Sometimes I go and I post the stuff on your subreddit. I'm like guys, I don't know. PK is going to suck this week. I've watched my stuff. Calm down, Woody.

I never say that. No, they would agree with you. I bet. My favorite J. So the only would agree with you. I bet. My top J favorite J. So only one did by default holding it down. All right. A 7 19. I like Seinfeld more.