Painkiller Already - PKA 720: The Rock Vs Taylor w/Steel Chair… Who Wins?

Episode Date: October 5, 2024

PK8720. Just the boys this week. Taylor? This episode is brought to you by Lock and Load, our wonderful merch, and Bluechew.com. How are you gentlemen doing? Doing great. Speaking of Lock and Load, Derek sent me a 10-minute voice message last night about Lock and Load. Is the material getting held up in a foreign nation? Did one of those ships get stuck in a channel? Yeah, the longshoreman, isn't it?

So we've been changing the formula, is what the holdup's been. Fewer capsules, I'm not gonna explain the whole thing because we don't have it available yet, but fewer capsules, better absorption, more effective, more of the active ingredients. The PyGEM that we were using, I think that was the ingredient.

I think it's now an endangered ingredient and it's hard to get good sources of it. So that was a bit of a hold up getting enough. But very soon we'll be back like a week or two, I think. And yeah, fewer capsules per day, better absorption, more effective, all that stuff. So looking forward to that. Thank goodness, because I am coming like a regular person. Oh, like a human being. Bullshit. I aspire to be special. I've been out of my lock and load bottles for as long as a lot of our customers. Like, I would take it and use it and I've been out for a while. I really just like,

what was that? Not good. Like, no, it could be anything. Lack of the global shortage of, of legitimate pygium is making Woody's wife lose confidence in herself. We've got to, we got to fix this. I'm glad that it's pygium and not like selenium or one of the heaviest of the carriers of the product, but we're not having to lose pygium. Are we? It's the soil, ascythium that that's like the heavy sunflower acythium.

Yeah. Yes. Yes. Sunflower. Although, yeah. The selenium helps a lot with pearl essence and that makes it look better and a little bit more volume. The PyGium is the thing primarily responsible for the pre-cum. Oh, yeah. Have you drippin' like that? That's one of my favorites. I really like that. You put something wrong with you. So we could lose PyGM without losing any ejaculate,

but I'd rather keep in. Won't do it. Won't do it. Yeah, you gotta give her a taste before the main event. Oh. An appetizer. What a gross thing we're doing. Not even a metaphor.

Not even, you know. Oh man, just, just as applicable. Welcome to the show boys. Be gay. Jesus Christ. That's not an excuse for that disgusting. My grandparents know about this product. Everyone in your life know about this product?

Everyone. Yeah. I've had people like that I didn't approach about this product? Everyone. Yeah. I've had people like that I didn't approach about it and ask me. Like I didn't tell my grandparents on purpose. And then like my brother mentioned it to them and then they asked me and I have to be like, well, it's a legitimate business venture. Being like, yeah, we're helping. I'm helping my boys come hard.

Because that's more accurate. I don't want to hear that. No, my grandparents don't know because they're dead. Yeah, yeah. Mine are similarly unaware. Man, that's good. I think it's Andy in the office who's like, oh, what a terrible day. If my grandma ever dies, I'm going to kill myself.

GamGam ever dies? I'm killing myself. That's it. I remember like, I have an excellent relationship with my grandparents on my mom's side. Very, very close. Have been my whole life. And I remember when I was like six, seven, like one of my first real firm nightmares that would scare me was like dreaming that they died and like waking up and being like, where's grandma and grandpa? And then that was so scary. I'd have to like go talk to my mom in the middle of the night and she'd be like, they're alive. Your relationship with your grandparents is so wonderful. It scares me to think about that. Yeah, same. Same. I think about that more regularly than I should where I'm like, I think about it more regularly than I should.

Yeah, because I love them so much. I'm gonna be fucking devastated when either one of them, when both of them die. My one grandma going wasn't that bad because I wasn't that close to her and I don't even remember the last time I saw her. We had any kind of a relationship. She was just kind of like a person.

Was she the husband of the guy who died really young. Well, the wife, no, well, they all died young. All my grandfather's died young, but my it was my my dad's mom, my dad's mom. I wasn't close with her at all. He wasn't even that close with her. I think if I'm being honest, like he was a shitty mom. I'm pretty sure she pawned off my dad and his brothers to like her mom after her first husband died so she could get a new husband and then like, like just started a new family, essentially like got rid of the old one. And it's like three sons who are like 10 or 12, 14, like something like that. She's like, y'all got to go. And I'm like, we don't really talk about that.

He hasn't told the story in that way. But that's what I've kind of taken from my play. He's got to play. Jesus. I guess he did. You shouldn't have eaten those sesame buns because I guess one of those seeds got stuck in her intestine and caused all kind of issues. And then she got cancer, which ate her up, I guess. I can't. Yeah. Yeah.

There's this thing where like I can't remember what it's called. There's a name for it where sesame seeds in particular they get caught in the folds of your intestines And I think it causes an infection or sepsis or like basically rots in there and can't get away And it's a serious health condition that some people have like I remember them being like pick the seeds off mama's bun It's, fuck you. You pick the seeds off or are you blind? How? Like wouldn't Burger King be killing a bunch of people just statistically somehow?

I mean Burger King doesn't use sesame seeds, so probably not. McDonald's does. Oh, and who uses, who's the big one that uses sesame seeds? McDonald's on the Big Mac. They use sesame seeds. To all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, sesame seeds on a, or something on a,

pickles, onions on a sesame seed. No, for you. I remember my mom used to tell me, or maybe it was my dad, he'd be like, yeah, if you used to go to a McDonald's and rattle that off real quick, they'd have promotions where they're like, free big for you. And I'm like, wow, what a world.

It was a, like in there, it was a song in their jingle that became on their commercials and it's just burned into my head. I mean, Burger King songs better. I sing that all the time. I'll hear that Burger King commercial and I'll just join in. Single, double, triple whopper. It's like, yeah, that's real good.

I don't know this song. I like that. I hate that commercial so much. Is it current? Yeah, it's the new one. It's the current like commercial. If you want to see something funny, it's on YouTube. In one video, they have the black Burger King commercial and the white Burger King commercial

that they used to show in like early 90s, mid 80s, something like that. And the black version is like this soul music. Welcome to Burger King and like black people eating burgers, black people serving burgers. And then you get to the white one and it's just like, hello, fellow white man. Would you like a hamburger? And it's like, yes, with just a regular like white people jingle. It's so funny. It's like the night and day difference.

But yeah, grandparents suck. When my so true. When my other when my great grandma died, that was no surprise because she was, she was so old. It was one of those indeterminate ages. It's like, how old is she? And it's like, well, she says 84, but it's probably something more like 79, but it could

be as high as 87. She dyed her hair until the end. She dyed her hair jet black until the very end. Good for her. She was ancient and she was dying that fucking hair. Just so old and frail and then and wouldn't move out of like where she was. Couldn't move her, couldn't get her to go anywhere. Had to just take her stuff. And then my mom's mom, that sucked a lot because I was super close couldn't move out of like where she was, couldn't move her, couldn't get her to go anywhere. Had to just take her stuff. And then my mom's mom, that sucked a lot because I was super close with her. But by the end it was like, it's time to go. You got to get on out of

here and go do something better than this. This sucks. So was it the, the dyed hair, great grandma who was the wife of the cirrhosis grandpa, great grandpa who died at like seven or something. Chris Bounds You're, you're pretty close, but it was actually the, the, the grandma who sent my dad and his brothers away to go live with that great grandma. Um, and she's the one who like got rid of them essentially and like started a new life there, like didn't leave or anything. Just like, y'all gotta go start a new life right here. Y'all go eight miles down the road where y'all will live. Eight miles. You go to the same general dollar. Not even that. Not even eight miles. Probably six miles, something like that.

Same two roads away. Turn twice and you're there. A little jaunt. So I always thought that was super shitty. So I didn't have a lot of love for her. And she was just kind of like, you know, like nothing person. I don't know. She didn't have anything interesting about her. You couldn't have a conversation with that lady. My grandfather. You're gonna talk about her ugly dog. No, she'd hate that.

A rabbit collection. I talked about that before. He moved like 17 miles away, but he like literally ran away from home, lost contact. Like they didn't know where he was. That was the fifties. When, if you weren't at the same grocery store, like, I'm just totally gone.

Look, there's something to be said about that being a better time. Cause and, and, you know, and to some, to some effect, you know, that's how you get people branded, you know, like, like you would, you would brand people because if you didn't, they just skip off to the next town and start like cheating, stealing, raping, pillaging, whatever counterfeiting, whatever they're doing there. And nobody would have any way of knowing. And be like, are you John? No, I'm Bill. I'm Bill. Like, well, you've got a brand on you that says you were caught cattle rustling.

So they bring out of here, they kill you for cattle rustling. Yeah. Cattle rustling would be just be death. Yeah. They brand you for crimes so that you couldn't run away. Most crimes were death. I was listening to Shane Gillis talk about this. He reads a lot of historical shit and he was talking about how counterfeiting was death. Counterfeiting was death in early America. It even said it on the notes.

Like to counterfeit this is death or something like that, said it on the money. It seems like a good idea. It said it on my notes too. Yeah, on your notes. Otherwise you couldn't get away with it. It's weird talking to grandparents and great grandparents, especially my mom's side ones, because they were so fucking poor.

My grandpa will talk about his dad and his grandpa. How much the world has changed that he could tell me stories about his grandpa who like was just a frontiers guy. It's like, what'd your grandpa do? It's like, well, he didn't know how to read too good. You know, he chopped trees and loaded up wagons for lumber, sent it north to Chicago. And it was like that. Like really?

What else did he do? It's like, well, he kept busy because he lived in a dirt floored shack and raised chickens and pigs and cattle and you know as much as he could afford enough to keep them sustained and it's like and I'm like sitting being like oh which game console will I play tonight? Like what kind of diet soda do I want? Yeah yeah my grandma like also grew up very poor neither of them had running water and my grandma who grew up like With all their sisters having to share like a spigot, you know Tin tub like to bathe in the yard she will even be like now daddy took care of us You know, we had a little more than what your grandpa did. Your grandpa was poor shit

Even in the southern Missouri area we were in they were poor poor. We'd see them and go, they're poor. I was about to say, I forgot for some reason I'm putting your grandpa where my grandpa lived. And I'm like, why would they send the lumber to Chicago? We got some of those here. That's just bad business. Like pushing it up that Mississippi. I have no idea where they actually said. He was doing tons of side jobs.

Probably not Chicago. That wouldn't make a lot of sense. Probably south somewhere. I have no idea where they actually said that what he was doing tons of side jobs and shit probably not Chicago that wouldn't make a lot of sense probably south somewhere. Like even that was like it was better back then but the poverty why you were poor already back then man that broke my my grandparents had running water but on Jackie's side they only had cold water and like life without hot water. That does suck That does suck. Yeah. Like, like, like my grandpa would tell me he's like, and I had an uncle, he used to, you know, he fought in the war, uh, world war two and it really fucked him up. Like he was, he was messed up. He just came home and all he wanted to do was just get drunk and fuck

and cause problems and fight. Great guy. You know, and just tell me about how much fun he had with those uncles. And it's just weird. And I mean, what would he die of? And he's like, Oh, he died probably age 60 and 1956 or like whatever the timeframe was 1906. Like just seeing people that old and knowing that like, if I have kids and grandkids,

like how much more different will the world be then? Like what will seem so incredibly anachronistic about the way I lived compared to someone just three generations down the line? What do you think will be much better? Better? Some of the health care stuff, for sure. Like something I always think of when this question is posed is chemotherapy. Like that's going to be years from now, one of those therapies where they're like, it's in a museum and they're like, you know what they did in the year 2020, if you had cancer and they're like, no,

they didn't use the cancer ray. Like, no, they just kind of used a ray of radiation and just kind of fired it at you and did their best to hit the cancer. And they look at that the way we look at lobotomies. They'd be like, oh my God, how barbaric, how unsophisticated. My friend works on a cancer Ray. It's pretty neat. Yeah, I forget exactly cancer. He's a bit of a demon. He's an electrical engineer, really smart guy. And I always mess up the terms like I explain it back to him and he's like no

tachyons are from Star Trek I work with and then some equally sounding work like Star Trek he word like these but um whatever it is he shoots at it the depth is very important so it can pass through you without damaging and then it's kind of like a depth charge that explodes in the cancer but it's like a laser of some sort and He works as works on the device that calibrates the depth that it goes into area on particles. That's what it is Nope, that's Star Trek again Raviton pulse Tractor means

But uh, yeah, it's really cool. Anyway, he's like, yeah, it's worthless for things like leukemia that are everywhere But if you have an inoperable tumor in your brain, I'm your guy. Yeah, well, hopefully they get that. But they do it. Yeah, and then for some reason this device, like the tech that he works on also has to do with breeding race horses.

Like that's another thing that they'd measure. So he cures cancer and works with horse. Oh, I'm glad you brought that out. That reminds me of the news story. This guy, Montana, maybe Wyoming, somewhere out Midwest. He somehow got the testicles of some sort of Asiatic great, uh, sheep or something like that. Like, like one of those big rams with the crazy horns that they have over there.

He cloned it and then he started breeding the clone with like American like giant rams or something like that for the purposes of creating a super race of huntable like great sheep rams or whatever the fuck they are in the Midwest to be hunted in like, uh, captivity, like in Texas and in the mid and then the Midwest. Well, it caught him this evil genius. He is. He's like 81 years old. Maybe you can't do that. Yeah. They gave him six months of federal prison. The judge was like, I had to really weigh this one because on one hand, he's never committed a crime in his life and he's 81. On the other, I want to deter people from changing the genetic code of God's creatures.

You know, like creating their own, you know, creating their own animals. I guess that's a fair concern. All it takes is like one thing to go wrong. And then it's like, ah, we've got this like fast breeding ram that's taking over mine. Oh, we, he didn't realize this when he was creating them, but you know, that foliage that's essential for all the other life here. Yeah, they love it. They can't get enough. And the laser beam eyes are starting forest fires everywhere. And why do you make them so mean? I didn't know where that story was going. Like this guy got a pair of Asiatic sheep testicles, but he just liked them more than

his own. So he had a quick surgery and he's good. He's fucking the sheep. That's such a futuristic crime. I think if you told I don't remember when Dolly the sheep was, but I'm going to guess 98. Yeah. And that was pretty fucking cool. It seemed at the time that they'd be cloning people in five years

You know, there'd be like a clone and I always thought it'd be a clone famous person I thought some famous person who was like had a big ego like a Michael Jackson or You know a share or whoever some entertainers what I what it felt like, would be cloned. And they'd be raising their clone as a child. And you'd always be thinking, that's little Michael. We're going to get it right this time. That's what if he's a terrible singer, if he had that's the thing. All that rape is what made him such a great performer. They raised a Michael without all the molestation. You could save the future kids from dance for shit. Yeah.

They cloned people in China. Did they? Uh, in 2018 Chinese scientist, he Jiang Kui announced that he had created the first gene edited babies, twin girls named Lulu and Nana. He claimed to have used CRISPR. Hold on to genetically engineered the twins to prevent HIV. He was sentenced to three years in prison for violating the government ban on his experiments. Two other scientists were given lesser sentences.

Did he create a viable fetus that went to term? Cause I don't know, I would doubt that. I remember there was a couple of hoaxes where there was like this scientist who was claiming he'd done it and he like it drummed up a huge amount of media response and it was it was it was so akin to when one of those doomsday predicting cults is like yeah June 27th it's all over and then June 27th rolls around and they have to like come up with some new bullshit you know they're

like ah you know what we recalcul We looked, we were looking at it wrong. We use the Mayan calendar instead of the Incan calendar. It turns out it's August the third. So keep donating, stay the course. Yeah. Like he only did one of those where like, so where are the children? And like, ah, I couldn't make it today. But like, I'm here to talk to you guys. And I brought, I brought my fellow scientists. I don't know if it's the guy you're talking about, but it was this other guy who was, who's pretending like he had cloned some kids. Was he in China? I, he was Asian.

Um, is there an easier country to fake that you're cloning someone than China? Look at him. He looked just like me. My foot six, dark hair, dark eyes. And they'd be like, Wow, he really did it. Meanwhile, just a different guy. Just different guys. Chinese guy looks the same. I tried to I'm looking at I'm scanning MIT technology review. And he didn't submit his work to be peer reviewed, which makes my

amateur ass just feel like the whole thing is skeptical. Yeah, you know, it's suspect I should have said. There are two live children that are twins, but I don't know how you tell if they've been cloned. Only one way, Woody. Only one way you make them fuck Michael. What's what's his name? Not Michael Jackson. He's dead. Who's the basketball player that's got the aids? Oh Magic magic johnson. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, make him fuck magic johnson. It's the only way you find out I mean, it's a brilliant idea. No, he's on he's on that those diseases. He's like undetectable

He can't give you aids anymore. I know but it's funnier to ride with. Yeah, and that's what he wants us to think Yeah to ride with. Yeah and that's what he wants us to think. The truth is that that medicine gives me gas so I don't take it anymore. He's incredibly ill, he just eats his way through it. He keeps all the mass on. I was looking up Kyle, I don't think it's common or even uncommon for plants to grow inside you to the point that you die or even at all. Wait, you don't think it's uncommon for plants to grow inside you to the point you die? Like it's not even uncommon, like it would be a level of rarity. I don't even know the right word. Like there's one story here I found. Well, I'm not talking about- So when you say it's not uncommon,

you mean it's something more than, like even less, even more rare than- Yes, if you said it was uncommon, it would be a drastic understatement as to the rarity of this event happening. Well, that's not what I said happened. The scene gets stuck in there and creates like a sepsis situation

in the folds of your intestine. No, no, no, the way I heard it was there was a flower sprouting from her your intestine. No, no, no. The way I heard it was there was a flower sprouting from her belly button. Oh, two versus one. Yeah, that's it. We won. We won.

And the good thing we can't play this back. I mean, a Massachusetts man was rushed to the hospital with a collapsed lung because a pea plant was growing in it. Of course. But he didn't die. Where'd it get light? He inhaled a, it doesn't need light. Oh, it probably did it get light? He inhaled it. It doesn't. Oh, it probably doesn't need light at first. Like it's under the soil and germinating up in there.

All in his lungs or lungs. He like, can you imagine like breathing in a whole pea you're eating so rapidly? I could do that. I have twice chipped my teeth by biting a fork. I was just distracted and hungry and I bit my lip. It's healing right now. Sometimes I just get hungry, bro. I know what that's like, but I'm good at it. Don't stand too close.

I bite the inside of my mouth sometimes and then it swells and it's more easily bitten and then it swells more the second time. And after a while I have to talk funny and I have to be like, well, I can't really talk normally because of the chance of I talk normally quickly then I will bite my side of my mouth and I'll talk bleeding. I've had enough of this God damn it. Stop laughing. Stop!

It's awful. It's real bad. Like I'll bite the shit out of myself. It's like that right now. I have to be careful right now. Yes. I think I almost want them like a dentist or oral surgeon to go in there and like remove some tissue On the inside so it's less likely to voluntary oral surgery. That sounds terrible. I wonder if you had that Remove buccal fat is it buccal? Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say. It's out bucal

Okay. Yeah, I bet that would just thin out like give a little more space inside your mouth I almost want it because I do it regularly like I was It's it's it's the biggest problem in my day today was I was like god damn What a life Fucking sucks it hurts. Oh, I'm with you. I'm on Kyle's side. Yeah, I bit my lip like two days ago and I was like, ah, all right, I've been it for real, but I don't think it's going to be a bad one. Here I am on Thursday like, fuck, where's the or gel? I need that awful tasting stuff just to get over the pain. Not great. Not great. Don't care for it. Do you guys watch

the VP debate? No, I think we were doing the Hangout while it was going on. Yeah, we're doing the Hangout. Me either. I mean, you can watch it afterwards, but I saw some highlights. I heard it was a tie.

What'd you hear? I heard that Vance edged and won, but it was going to be called a tie, was essentially the opposite edged in one, but it was essentially a tie. They kept talking about, so the only thing I kept hearing was they said that Vance, um, you know, I believe there'll be no fact checking. And it's like, he just wanted him to follow the rules.

They'd all agreed to, but I guess that made him a pussy. Oh, I did see that clip. Like the, the, Oh, I thought there'd be no fact checking. Isn't like really the most accurate assessment. Like he was correcting something that was, that ended up being true. He was like, this is actually a program that they do encourage illegals to use.

And then they were like, oh, we're, we're not going to go further with this. Well, they said, no, that's not what the fact was. They were saying that the people that are legal immigrants, these Haitians are legal because i don't know if he was describing them as illegal i didn't see the whole sequence but um the moderator said these people are legal and he's like i thought there'd be no fact checking which does make him look like i wanted to get away with lies yeah he should have been better illegals but maybe

it's different clips well they tie everything to immigration. And so like if they're talking about violence, it's an important issue, but it has nothing to do with like sugary soda. But if we started talking about sugary soda, Trump would pivot to immigration. Yeah, that Mexican coke, you know, a lot of sugar, and a lot of sugar that people are talking about it. They put a ton of cane sugar in that Mexico, so it never diet coke for me. Diet Coke for me. I think he would do that. He would somehow, some way. He would pivot sugary soda to immigration

being an issue. I don't really recognize of liking either of them on like a viscer. Like neither one of them seems very appealing to me. How could you not like Waltz? Like what have you seen about Waltz or heard about him? Even from like, like a conspiracy theories Klansman, like, like they don't have anything bad to say about like, like the most right wing neo Nazi scary person is what I'm trying to say. Doesn't have bad. Oh, no, I, I, I, nothing policy wise. I don't know anything about him. Vance, Vance seems a little stuck up and, and seems on that like, oh, my family history and all that. Like pretty well, I guess politics, they all do that, but I don't like it very much. And then

Walls is like the physical embodiment of like a retarded white guy from a commercial. Like the way he moves his hands and his crazy eyes and like, I could just picture him, he would fit in in one of those commercials where like a stupid white guy can't figure out how to clean their house and then like a brilliant woman has to be like don't you know the answer is Swiffer and he's there like covered in dust like what I'm a retard and like that's the vibe I get from him is just like oafish. I see where you're coming from. That's not him at all though. He's got this cool series where he repairs cars and like tries to talk policy and be relatable, but you can tell this guy restores old cars.

It's one of his hobbies and he can tell he's a subject matter expert. I don't know how freaking vacuum based cruise control works, but he does. He does a little video where he explains it and he's like awkwardly wedges politics into it also. But he's not an incompetent oaf. The only thing I know about Vance that I do like is I like a fat face guy riding a beard as hard as he can. Zach, find the picture the Republicans used of him like photoshopped.

Chiseled. Yeah. I saw people put like the handsome filter on him. Yeah, they're using it. So they're like, like fake in the job. Oh, my God. They turned him into like Sigma J.D. Vance. They completely altered the humanity in him. He's not a person anymore.

Waltz looks like remember in office space when they're doing the cuts and they bring in the outside guys He looks like the older outside Guy who's determining who needs to be hired and fired? I like the gut look he seems like a gun guy lots of the hunts Well, yeah, yeah, he hunts. He's got guns. I love someone like that as What him for president. Is that even his eye color? Who's this wood chuck? That other guy was hot.

Okay, I guess the eye color is the only similar thing in these two. See, that's not fair. In that other picture, he was storing nuts in his cheeks for the winter. Dude, he had a rough family history. He had to forage. Look at his eyes. You're right. His eyes become beautiful. Can you go back Zach?

I appreciate you flipping back and forth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But look at his, like at the buccal fat. Yeah, look at that. Look at the cheekbones in that thing. Yeah, they gave him that like Anya Joy Taylor surgery in this. Ooh. Well, she did have surgery.

She's just fucking weird looking. I don't know this person. No, I think we busted that. But I, you know what I do hope is, I think that I would like to see a return to bearded politicians and not just Haven't what? Vance. Take Cruz.

Kamala. Like, no, like old timey, like big authoritative beards. Like what was Prince Mustaches on Kamala? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don a little masculinity little edge to her fire i don't know i don't think it would go well with her face shape i think it'd make her look how doesn't know anything about politics it's sports belly hair that's what you vote for she'll get one vote here i I am. What do you like those women when they're standing in the sun?

You can see long, those fuzzy white hairs. You're like, just like, you're like, just listening in the sunlight. I don't want to change towers, but I'm playing Elden Ring. And when I first started playing and I was learning the game, I would wear the best armor I had. At this point, I'm like cosplaying. You know, I want to be a fang blade assassin. I want to be a ninja.

I want to be that. So I'm like taking all the armor off and putting new stuff on and Jackie's right here doing walkthroughs with me and such. And she's like, why is she so hairy? No reason. That's the default. What you know, the damn presets. There's no reason. That's the default.

What you know. The damn presets. I imagine Woody like rubbing hair growth serum on Jackie's belly in the shower. That's why they shower together. He's like, should I stop shaving? And I'm like, knock yourself out. These Esquire showers are giving me horrible endocrine issues. My hormones are all out of whack.

I feel terrible. Just do it. My hormones are all out of whack, I feel terrible. Just do it. You just reached up. I watched two things last night. I watched Deadpool versus Wolverine and I watched the guys from South Park, Matt and Trey Parker or Matt Stone and Trey Parker, I think.

They're worth like 1.1 billion now, which is like, they're one of those people like celebrities or whatever people in the public eye that I always like root for I like what they do And I like that. They're not They're not playing for one side. They're just giving their honest takes on all the issues and shit like that anyway, Casa Bonita the The most famous Mexican restaurant in all of Colorado and the feature of one of their episodes uh the most famous mexican restaurant in all of colorado and the feature of one of their episodes Was like a childhood hangout of theirs. It's like disney world mixed with a mexican restaurant They have the mexican cliff divers and all this crazy shit in there. It's a ridiculous, uh restaurant

During the pandemic it went under And they bought it for six and a half million at bankruptcy And uh, they were like, yeah, this is gonna be great. It's not even that much money. You know, I mean, it's a lot of money, but it's not gonna break the bank or anything. And they start gutting the place to get it ready to go again. And immediately they're like, I mean, this is the contractor talking to him.

He's like, the air conditioning is gonna be 4 million. The kitchen's gonna be two. We're at six. So now we're at 12 million. And by the end, and as the show goes on, they every now and then they'll show the money ticker go and like go up some more. By the end, they're over 40 something million dollars into restoring this Mexican restaurant. Just because it's a child's dream of theirs. Yeah. Like you got to understand, it's not just a Mexican restaurant. When you walk in, there's animatronics.

There are, when I say cliff divers, there are three human beings up on a cliff who are diving into a pool that is within the restaurant. Like you're sitting at your table and there's people jumping off cliffs and into a pool of water, like doing tricks and shit. Yeah. It's, it's like, uh, I was there in like 2005 or 2006 and it's the food wise. It was maybe one of the bottom three restaurant experiences I've ever had in my life. It was like, I was hungry. It was on like a trip with a bunch of, uh, school people, no church people for like a ski thing. And I was famished. I was so hungry.

And I like ended up just eating chips for the most part there because the food I ordered was, it looked like vomit. It was disgusting. It was the, I think I had one or two bites, didn't have any more. Was it expensive? No, it couldn't have been that expensive because it was like some included part of the trip that expensive because it was like some included part of the trip that they were all excited like, oh, we're going to stop here. There were no cliff divers active. Black Bart's cave was just like a 40-foot walk through with like a couple fake chintzy things in there. Like there was nothing going on. The sopapillas were fine, but how do you mess that up? Those were actually no, I remember they were stale. That was where my buddy, the Marine friend, you know, before it was Marine, obviously,

I told the mariachi band that it was his birthday, because I knew he hated that. And so then I got to watch him like in a full panic as these like Mexicans are like, like trying to march towards him and saying that was the only good part of that whole thing. I'm not surprised 50 million to fix that shit hole. Have you had Disney World food, like the fast food? Yes, when I was in it is bad, bad. It is the burgers $15. So by the time you get like a drink and fries, your $22 in

and it is way worse than like a high school cafeteria mail meal for $22 and I like I get it It's Disney what I expect to be ripped off, but I expect it to be like McDonald's level. Yeah Yeah, the worst in high school the restaurant opened last year like they finished the renovations last year So the little documentaries on HBO now like showing the whole the whole way through it. And they spent a lot of time with Matt and Trey but also plenty of time watching the contractors do their thing. And what was I going to say? They oh it's 2000 people a day they've been serving and it's $35 for a regular seat and it's $45 if you want to be by the cliff divers at a featured seat So they should break a profit in about 50 years

Sorry, you already said they they didn't full tear down and rebuild they they just renovated and To the point where it would have been cheaper to tear down and rebuild it It's worth watching to see the mess that they're in. And I didn't look up how much they were worth until like today like like after the fact. So I'm legitimately worried about their finances when it's going to like 40 million. I'm like, I know these guys have 40 but like did they have

80 before and now they've got 40 left like isn't like that like I mean, they still got 40 left? Like, is it like that? Like, I mean, they still got 40 million, but 40 ain't 80. But no, they're like billionaires combined. So, well, that doesn't make sense. Yeah. I think they're both like 400 or something. Maybe more at this point. Something like that. Yeah. They've got the movie and all those deals with HBO and Paramount. They're taking a year off from South Park this year, so they must not be hurting from money at all. Yeah. They should really, there's a lot of shows that should probably check out at this point.

You're so wrong. You don't watch those shows though. You say that about shows you don't watch anymore. Dude, after the Tegridi Farm season, it was clear that like they didn't have passion for the original universe they created. That's why they changed it. Like, and I came to really enjoy Randy being a geologist and all those great geology storylines. I mean, I there were a lot of funny things Randy was doing outside of being a geologist prior. Like it was,

it was more endearing and more purely South park when it was one off hilarious episodes with like the only continuity at times being that Kenny died. I didn't like the serialization. I didn't like the shift of Stan outside of his main friend group. I didn't like Randy doing the pot farm. It was like literally three minutes into the first Tegri-D farm episode. I was like, oh, Tegri-D farm, like integrity. Usually these guys have better jokes than this. And I was like, oh, well, hopefully this will be over soon. Then they have the end little like speech where they're like, you know what, sometimes things change and that's okay. You lose interest in things and you gain interest in others and that's part of life. And it's like, Matt, Trey, stop trying to explain why you're changing

the, you know, the golden goose formula here. And just, you know, like it's fine if you want to do it different. It's just just it's not the same. It doesn't feel as good the same the same way with Always Sunny. It's not the only guy you stopped watching. It's always sunny when when Dennis went off to be with his wife and kid, right? No, no. Let me check this season. Well, what's the issue? Because last season was a top five season of all time.

Like if I had to rank seasons of Sunny, I think last season was a top five season. It was hilarious. There was maybe two bad episodes out of 10 or so. And South Park's the same way. The only stuff I have disliked from South Park is some of the specials that they do. They do these like 90 minute, which I do prefer, it gets rid of the serialization from the regular show, but because they go off and do one big arc on their own on each,

Paramount, I think, the ownership, not ownership, but the distribution rights of South Park is kind of funny right now because I think they have competing deals with like Paramount and HBO and they can't figure out the legal somehow. I don't know how that works, but no, I've liked it the last couple of years. I've seen up through season 15, so I have not seen... Ten years. Actually, no, no, no. I'm talking about Sony, sorry. I've seen up through season, like up through to part of season 16, like the round, where is it? The, maybe Dennis takes a mental health day,

one of those. Like it's just, they're all so different as characters from what they were that it's just, it's not that it's a bad show anymore. Not that South Park's a bad show. I feel like you think I'm saying they're bad now. They're not bad. They're just not what made me love them in the first place. If season 17 was the first season of Sunny, I wouldn't have gotten into it. I just looked it up. I was like, well, I wonder what the longest running sitcom is. Always Sunny is fifth, fifth longest running ever. If you take out the cartoons, first place.

Yeah, that's crazy. And that does feel like, come on, take out the cartoons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that does feel like come on take out the cartoons Yeah, I don't consider the Simpsons to be a sitcom That's why I phrase it like that but the list like oh so they lose to what? Simpson South Park and Family Guy Yes, yes. Yes also American Dead. Oh my god How have they kept that thing going like you want to talk about's something I have no interest in I've never liked that show Family guy but significantly worse. Well, we've got another show that no one asked for

Not even a terrible show it's a good who gives a fuck background show, but even then like it's it's not really funny Like numbers guys hilarious a one I've never seen adventures of Harriet Ozzy and Harriet from like the 50s and 60s. No idea what that one is. Yeah, a show from the 50s. It's funny when they do those comparisons by season length instead of episode because it'll be like always sunny is number one 17 seasons, 186 episodes. Number two is Ozzie and Harriet from 1947 to 1953, or 1957, a total of 3000 episodes. And it's like, what? It's like, yeah, maybe two a day throughout the booming 50s.

I have numbers in your, I mean, always sunny, it's 170 episodes, 16 years. Ozzie and Harriet 14 years 435 episodes It's a good yeah, they should really do it more episode comparison. That's more more fair screwing over the episode people and then I Was gonna say yeah, I finally watched Deadpool and Wolverine. I love it. I was okay Oh, I thought it was fine. You know, I didn't like so I'll tell you what I hate I didn't like I didn't really care about anything Deadpool did I didn't really care about anything

He did I didn't like any of his jokes and then they were funny His schtick is you know, I've seen four hours of the Deadpool schtick. It's not that I dislike it I just don't love it his interactions with Wolverine were kind of funny They do that multiverse thing where he's looking for a new Wolverine and there's different variants of Wolverine. That was kind of cool. And the cameos. I like the cameos so much. Every one of the cameos was fun to me. I'm not going to spoil a single one of them because they're integral to like the fun of the movie, I feel like. I know it's just out on demand or whatever a week ago, but the cameos were the best part. The store was dumb. Store was lame. I didn't like that.

They're recycling. They're like touching on the Loki shit from the TV show. I don't care about any of that shit. I don't care about that at all. So I don't know. It was fine. It was the best Marvel movie in a long time, but that's just not saying much. It's probably the best Marvel movie since Endgame. I'm not thinking of like what the, I think maybe there was one since Endgame that was okay, but I don't even remember what it was. And Endgame was like, 20, 2020, 2021?

It was outstanding to me. I like it. It's amongst me, like for me, maybe like, what's the best movie ever made? I? Don't know what is better than endgame like that's where my head is not everyone's the same Yeah, but I want to see some of the recent ones I missed like I didn't watch the Marvel's the one with like three Captain Marvel's or something and it didn't do well commercially at all But red it was like you know this is better than people said it was oh no I'm not watching anything with Brie Larson.

She's got like resting bitch face permanently. And then every time she talks about it, she's like, yeah, those dudes from the Internet just aren't into a strong woman like me. That's why I'm not getting another movie. It's like, yeah, that's why Ray's not getting another movie, too. I would probably not even know her name if it wasn't for you. I don't really care what actors do when they're not making, like when the camera's not rolling. They're cranking out those alien movies,

$250 million a pop every three or four years with strong female leads, but suck. Oh yeah, it must be your pussy that makes everyone hate you, Brie. Not your butch resting bitch face and your shitty attitude everywhere you go. I won't buy a Nissan just because you're their spokesperson, you cunt.

Yeah, I didn't even know she was with Nissan. I just want to see the movie. I care more about Captain Marvel than Brie Larson. Say that, then you end up watching some Roman Polanski movies and you're down here like, you know that Roman Polanski, he's a smart guy, he knows what he's up to. Yeah, he's a pedophile.

He's a pedophile, he's an hiding, you know, what movies has he made? Did he make lolita Holy shit lolita There's no way he made I don't even know that movie But I know he was the one who got he made uh, he rosemary's baby is like his his probably greatest Uh, but roman balansky is considered a genius one of the greatest filmmakers of all time probably greatest, but Roman Polanski is considered a genius. One of the greatest filmmakers of all time. And he's also the guy who made a 12 year old in his like Jacuzzi at his house.

And then when they charged him, he fled to France, I believe, where he still resides in hiding from the charges. And he got a lifetime achievement award at the Oscars, maybe 15 years ago. And then all stood and clapped. Yeah, they're, they're ghouls. They're a despicable industry. Okay, I don't know his movies, but I've heard of you stand in a lot of Israel alone. Oh, Hollywood. Oh, I thought you meant Jews. Oh, is he Jewish? No, Polanski. He's probably Polish. Oh, yeah, I wouldn't. I don't know. There's Polish Jews. I didn't know. Yeah. Yeah, that's not mutually exclusive

Oh actually fair fair. Yeah. Yeah probably is a You Roman Polanski Little early life check uh Yeah Uh, his father was Jewish. He was Sharon Tate's baby daddy too. If you watched Once Upon a Time in Hollywood,

he's the short guy banging pretty face, McBlonde girl. His name is escaping me. He's pretty Jewish. He dodged the Holocaust. It turns out his parents were taken in raids and his mother died in al-shawitz. Both his parents were jewish He survived by hiding his jewish identity and staying with a catholic family where he adopted a false identity Yeah, good for him. He he was he was in he was hiding. This guy's old 93

1933 he was born 91. So he was like. 92. No one knows. Well, I do 91 right here. No one knows that. Yeah. But no, I like to follow and see what actors are like in real life. Cause it's going to shape how I,

if I watch their shit or not, like I don't care if you're a good actor, like you better be at least not, not like diametrically opposed to me. Like there are people who are like, take all their money and use it for radicalized things send it to terrorists and stuff like that like the the writer of spawn Todd McFarland he gives all his money I gave a ton of his money to Black Lives Matter like millions of dollars I think and so I this he writes a lot of comics graphic novels

Mmm, I don't know, but I but I really hate that a lot of comics and graphic novels. Um, I don't know, but I, but I really hate that. Brie Larson person. I really, because she doesn't, you know, like her face. No, because of what she says about why her movies fail. She blames it on men who don't and dudes. Like this, and when one breath, they'll say this movie isn't for you boys. And then we won't go watch it or buy it.

And they're like, men are, are, are are are hating on our movie and making it fail toxic male star wars fans That's that's the line out of kathleen kennedy over at disney, uh for why like they're they're they're star wars Shit is not doing well and why there's so much. Uh, uh, yeah lash back. I know there's supposed to be this This is why you need some gatekeeping Need to keep people out of hobbies that they openly resent There's supposed to be a ray movie coming, but I think they've quietly cancelled it because who wants another ray movie? Oh No, I yeah, I don't I saw they did a trio. Look, it's the third trio They've done I feel like the contract we have is you'll start fresh with the next trio. It's not a trilogy is I'm looking for. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Like we need a fresh

trilogy. We don't need to ride Ray any longer. I didn't like I didn't like Ray. I didn't like Huck or whatever the black guy's name was. That was his space name. I don't know what his space name was. It't know what it was at all. It's black guy mixed stormtrooper. Whatever is not a good space name. At all. No, that's not what I picture someone from space being called. Luke, you just listen in.

His name is Finn. It's funny. You came up with Huck. Yeah, that happened. Okay. You know came up with Huck. Yeah, yeah. I see how that happened. OK, you know what? I like Finn as a name more. Yeah, I hate movies. I didn't. Maybe they called him by his last name.

Yeah, I didn't. I didn't watch the last one. I have no I know what happens. I know the Emperor comes back. It's a running joke on the Internet. And then the Emperor came back somehow. It's like, what? You're not going to explain how like the end of the, what is it, return of the Jedi?

Like when Vader throws the Emperor down that tunnel, you know, like kills him. They're like, ha, let's forget about that. Let's bring that Emperor back. He's like, oh, is he gonna be like a big part of the plot? He's always gonna be doing his thing. No, no, no, we'll bring him back like right at the end and then kill him.

I watched the movie knowing that everybody hated it. And my attitude going in was everyone hates this movie, but gosh darn, everyone hates Star Wars and it's not as bad as they say it is. I'm going to enjoy it. I was like, mission failed. That didn't happen at all, like I hoped it would. Darn.

Despite your best efforts, you could not enjoy it. Exactly. I went in with a very positive attitude. It didn't work. They've all been like that. They just keep digging up the corpses, almost literally, of all those 70s actors that are right in bed. Go ahead and rewatch the very first Star Wars ever from the 70s. It's slow, it drags, it's stupid, gigantic plot holes. It's not as good a movie as people say it was.

It was groundbreaking for its time, but what they're doing now is not groundbreaking for any time. It's just... It would be groundbreaking for the 70s. Oh, it would have blown your fucking socks off in the 70s if they saw the CGI that we have now. You didn't like the the lesbian witches.

I didn't know that's the new TV show. If we're going back to the movie, it's that it's the pink Starfleet command. Pink haired lady star commander who's like, actually, men, we're going to warp jump right into the enemies. Like that was always an option. We could have been like kamikazeing their trillion dollar star destroyers left and right this whole time. Yeah. Yeah. So it's come on. Come on. Just fucking shoot. She's not a good character. Is she too girl powery for you? I'm not even going to get into it. I hate those movies. I don't watch them for a reason

Deadpool Wolverine was not a great movie. I thought it was okay. It's the best movie. They made a long time I'm glad it made 1.2 billion because I like Ryan Reynolds and I like that. He's making all that goddamn money It's the number one R rated movie of all time him and what's the guy from it's always sunny there Mac And what's the guy from It's Always Sunny? They're Mac. Yeah, they own a soccer team together. They own that fucking soccer team together. And they and I think he's also got a mobile phone company like Mint Mobile. Like those guys are in the phone game. I think Ryan Reynolds has a phone has like a phone company called Mint Mobile.

Something like that. Yeah. Man, you know what they should do when they're hanging out? Instead of watching soccer, Mac should teach Ryan how to be funny. That would be so productive. Because I mean, Ryan Reynolds must walk into the room and just be blown away by the aura that is McElhaney.

Because Mac is funnier in a bad episode of Sonny than Ryan Reynolds has ever been ever Why you dislike that man? I love him. I think he's great. You like me I love him in interviews when he's talking about being in blade 3 and how like shitty Wesley Snipes is he's like even have you ever met Wesley Snipes? Yeah me either. I know blade though Yes stays in character the whole time and he's a piece of shit Uh, I like ryan reynolds. I liked waiting back in the day when he's like, you know They're waiters that spit in people's food and live through the I I was never in the service industry But i'm told by people who are in the service industry. That's like

That's their movie, you know, they they would watch that and really identify with it. Um, so i've always liked ryan reynolds I don't hate ryan reynolds. I just find it to be a little one note. Like, I can predict what his performance will be like before I see the movie. It's true. It's true. I just, I like the rock, the rock you get, I don't know. Pretty much like the rock. Yeah. He's equally as one note as the rock. No one is as one note as the rock. Ryan Reynolds. What's what's one movie that as the Rock. But Ryan Reynolds.

What's what's one movie that Ryan Reynolds doesn't play? Ryan Reynolds smirking at the camera. The good looking snarky guy. Yeah. What's one movie where he doesn't do that? You're a huge fan. One must come to the top of your head immediately. I mean, name three. You probably have a dozen.

I would I would need a list in front of me. I'm sure he's done some emotional work before and had some fun and show a little the proposal with with Sandra Bullock, of course Green Lantern Those are some shitty ass movies. I need to see Let's go through Deadpool and Wolverine

Was he snarky fourth wall guy? Yeah Yes, he to say fourth wall guy is guy is just displaying your vast ignorance of the character. I mean, it's fun to get your goat with it, but OK, he's snarky. He's snarky. Ryan Reynolds in that movie. OK, about straight, straight kids. Chick Chick Boots, a music video. I mean, if

he's a cartoon in this one, I guarantee he's the snarky guy. He did a music video straight in. Oh, no, that would be... Did you see the newest allegations on P Diddy? Apparently there were lots of children that he was diddling. Like 20 kids as young as nine. He would get these little boys who were trying to get record deals and then be like you come with Diddy for a week and he like take them back to New York or whatever or to Atlanta to his places and they'd be like with Diddy for a week and these parents be somewhere like yeah little Ray Ray's with Diddy this week no big deal he's gonna be the next like Bieber he's gonna be next

Usher something like meanwhile kind of is being the next Usher or Beaver he's getting blown out probably by by Diddy somewhere in a creepy party the newest allegation is that there is a Celebrity who was bigger than Diddy like an a list of a list Celebrity who and there is a video of them and Diddy having sex in Atlanta at his place and That the person who has the video has been shopping it, trying to sell it, and the person who was in the video has filed a police report. That's the newest thing that I've read. So like pins and needles over here. Oh, Jennifer Lopez. Do you think she'd be qualified as bigger than Diddy? No, I don't, but like she's my best guess. And I think that like it's a big ass.

Do we know if it's the same like if it's also a musician or it could be an actor? Could be a set. They said an A-list celebrity bigger than Diddy was the was the way. I'm saying, who could be on Jay Z? I think of them as probably big or at least wealthier than Diddy. But who else like because that's been a thing for so many years is like, Oh, Diddy, he's not just a singer. He owns a million businesses and he's worth 1.2 bill.

Like he's just like, Beyonce is bigger than Diddy. I like, like, like she's, I think she's currently making like big hit music. So I saw her country album got snubbed at the CMA awards and they were like, why, cause you made a country song and then did nothing else country the rest of your life ever Like they're gonna give you a fucking rope award. It shouldn't work like that like if I Don't know Jimmy Butler, he's a big NBA player right now went into the NFL and had a great season as a wide receiver

They wouldn't be like you're not real football. They'd be like dude, you're good into the NFL and had a great season as a wide receiver, they wouldn't be like, you're not real football. They'd be like, dude, you're good. We can see it in the numbers, right? Yeah, but there aren't any numbers in music, right? I've been sales and then you can't, I don't think it's fair to be like, yeah, they really came in here and sold that country album

because no, you sold it to your regular Beyonce. Beyonce, yeah. Okay, okay. I don't like, I also don't like Beyonce. Beyonce's got no stick-to-itiveness either. It's funny that you can be like this, God knows what she's worth, but she's stuck, she's stuck with Jay-Z through him like that. Uh, Jay-Z is the ugliest man, male celebrity in the world. He's, he's one of the ugliest people I've ever seen in my life.

He's looking more and more like an old woman every year. I don't think you'd put these same rules on Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus was country and then she switched over to pop and I bet if she switched over to something else. But she fully switched. She didn't just pop in and make a quick pop album. Beyonce's not making country albums now. She didn't become a country music star.

She could switch again. Miley Cyrus. And you'd be like, oh, three are full switches. Miley Cyrus is doing it right. Miley Cyrus did like one or two country things and then completely went pop and has been a rock and punky or like whatever she is, her own thing for years. She immediately went from Miley. She was the poppiest pop party in the USA.

Like that was. Party in the USA came out like, I think my freshman year of college. And that was all my memories of party in the USA are just being trashed at a frat house. I like that song. It's like, no, it would come on and everybody would, I remember everyone was having such a good time, you know, jumping around, everyone's trashed on the second story of this frat house.

We almost collapsed the floor. Miley Cyrus doesn't like that song. Of course she does. She's like, it's commercially successful. It's what I meant to do, but it's not the kind of music I like. That's the only song of hers I can off the top of my head now. So they took Taylor Swift off the Country Music Hall of Fame Memorial to they fucking scraped her off and added somebody. She's pop now. Yeah, because she doesn't the country music hall of fame memorial to they fucking scraped her off and added somebody. Cause she's pop now.

Yeah. Cause she doesn't do country music. Yeah. This is bullshit. I'll give a fuck about country awards anymore. Taylor's swift was like the deal in country. I'm canceling my flights to Nashville tonight. Yeah. And he said, I'm sure there were, they lost me. I get your point, but it's still, I just like, I don't know. You're denying your history. She made some of my favorite songs of her country.

Like our song is the one I'm thinking of. I think the only Taylor Swift song I know is the one that was in that Call of Duty montage. It's like, we were 15 when I first saw you. Playback starts and da da da and I can't be true. I really don't like you never heard. Shake it off. I could know I've never heard any.

I don't like that one either, really. I don't know what that is. That it's not the Will Smith's daughter song. Like, like, whip your head back and forth. You're not thinking of that. I don't know. I have no idea. Like, why would I watch a 20 year old white girls music?

But why would you care who gets awards if they're basing it all on sales anyway? It's just going to be a revolving door. The same. They're not basing it on sales though. It's um, you know, there's, there's obviously it's an award show. So there's a dozen different, it's like breakout album artist of the year, best album of the year. And you know, it's like the Oscars,. People vote for what they think. Do you guys watch those? I've never watched an award.

I watched the Oscars. I like the Oscars a lot. I haven't in recent years because they got so woke about it. Oscars to white. That was the hashtag Oscars. Oscars to white. I remember that just like openly. And then who did they like choose for an Oscar shortly afterwards?

Was it Denzel Will Smith? We gave Will Smith the lifetime achievement award after he smacked Chris Rock. That's no, I feel like that was three years after. Yeah, this is what he's right. This is older when they were like, oh, too many white people at the Oscars. And they were like, oh, actually, this year, totally organically, we're not going to have white people. If I remember, there were no black people for best actor, if I actually this year, totally organically, we're not gonna have white people. And it's like, okay.

There were no black people for best actor, if I recall that year, and they were upset, Oscars too white. That's so gay. Well, I'm sure everybody gets a trophy. Why would you watch an award show of like- Yeah, I mean, I used to watch the Oscars like 15 years ago, and it wasn't because I cared about the awards,

it was because it was kind of a cultural event. Like I don't really care about the Super Bowl, but sometimes I tune in so that I can talk about it at the water cooler. Super Bowl I get because the Super Bowl is fun. There's a game happening and it's like, it's fun to watch. Usually if I'm watching the Super Bowl,

I'm around people who know way more about football than me. And so it's like fun. You can like, talking sports with people is like so nice. I'm around people who know way more about football than me. And so it's like fun. Talking sports with people is like so nice, like out in public, like just like a nice, easy in-road to conversation, just like sports talk, like no non-threatening, fun, engaging. Maybe I'm like a fucking total boomer with this, but like it's nice. You're sitting at the airport on a work trip and like notice someone else wearing the same team you like,

like you immediately have a little connection there. Now you're talking about their life and everything. Like that's fun. I can't imagine doing that with the Oscars where I'd be like, I noticed you're wearing a clockwork orange shirt. Did you like the rape scene? I'm the exact opposite. I have no interest in talking sports to a stranger.

Like, how do you... Hey, did you hear that that corporation that took a billion of our tax dollars last year and got a stadium? You hear much money that they gave that 19-year-old who then broke his ankle, but will be paying him $35 million next year even though he won't play a game? You know, the Mets are also paying him $20 million. You know, the Padres are probably paying him at paying him 12. Oh what a great sport. Is this a real story?

Mostly. I mixed somebody else's score. There are three teams playing this guy, paying a guy who's not playing. He cleared like 50 mil not playing a game from three different teams combined because you get the chance. If you're listening, I'll play even less than that. The problem with your fake sports conversation right there is that you were being a negative Nancy about it. Like if you were sitting and I'm not sure they're talking about clockwork orange. Like I'm just remembering like being like on work trips, like you're sitting in a restaurant at an airport

waiting four hours for a layover and like you're bored. Like I like chatting with people. I'm very You go to the bathroom, you know, very gregarious, I'm a gregarious person. And so if I'm sitting down and I kind of want to chat with the person next to me, if they give me signs that they don't want to talk, I'm not going to be some retard that keeps forging in. But you'd be surprised. A lot of other people

also want to chat. And it's just an easy. What are they bad takes and I get mad. I have this fantasy airport lose control talking about singing in the rain scene, but they're on completely different pages. Right? This guy's talking about a black and white movie from ages ago. Yeah, I can't believe control. No, I don't want to talk to fucking strangers. Most of the time, if I do, I'm going to, it's going to be about something cutesy.

Like I'm going to try to avoid like, we're going to talk about like puppy dogs and like, Oh, it rained today. I don't want to talk about. Well, that's why sports is good because sports is not divisive. Like, and if it, when it is, when it is divisive, I mean, truly divisive when it is divisive, it's like, it'd be, I can't talk sports without getting upset. It'd be you in a Georgia hat and some other guy has a roll tide shirt. It might be a little like, ah, fuck you. Like little, little jokes, but you're not actually going to be mad. Like it's just really not much of a sports fan. I don't know.

I care. Like, like, you don't, you have to understand how much of a fan I am about things. The reason I try not to get into fandoms of the various teams is because it upsets me so much when they lose. Like you don't understand it ruins. Like when the Falcons lost that day, that 28 to nothing like. I that's still like it's like it's like it's like when a dog dies and it's like traumatic, like that was a traumatic day for me. That that hurt me and that wound will never close. You know what I mean?

That's what it when the Braves lost to the Dodgers a couple years ago, I can't remember, they fumbled the ball, they were ahead, I can't remember exactly. That was traumatic. Like that, I'm so mad about that, that if there were an earthquake that affected the Dodgers in a life and death kind of way, I would be happy. Like if I had the power to make it happen,

I'd make Dodger's stadium fall into the earth full attendance. Sell out game. You wait for the night that they have the demon nuns dancing around at half the night. I wait till fucking bat night when they got a full fucking crowd and let's swallow them up into Satan's lair. That's in a New York baseball game Hmm, they give out bat the Dodgers LA give it back These little little bats out. Yeah, it could be

Terrible, they're not Yeah, you're right. You did say Dodgers. Did you use to be Brooklyn Dodgers, right? 1907 Right. You did say Dodgers, did you? You see Brooklyn Dodgers, right? And your time. Yeah. Like in 1907. Yeah. Holy fuck. Yeah, I get too into it. And so it I it's not worth the Jews and worth the squeeze because when they win, it's like I'm elated for a day or two. I'm so happy. I'm proud of them.

I appreciate them so much. But when they lose, it's like, man, this hurts so much. And I hate the other team. I hate the other team so much, Taylor, you don't understand how much I dislike them and their fan group. And I have thoughts, I assign these attributes

to fan groups based on who they're a fan of. You can't be a Raiders fan without being a piece of shit. There's no way. Yeah, it's impossible. Taylor, don't you do that a little bit? Like if you saw a guy in Blackhawks jersey with a Blackhawks hat on, would you really like not think less of him at all? Like it's not, I know it's not serious.

Like it's not something you couldn't overcome, but doesn't he start if there's a 10, positive 10 and negative 10 scale, doesn't he start if there's a 10 positive 10 and negative 10 stale scale, doesn't he start at like a minus three? Really where he starts is like, I like that. He enjoys the same sport I do. And so it's like, we could, he does it wrong if we want. And like, he does do it wrong. He's an idiot. To, to be clear, like the Kyle's attitude towards sports right now, like for a couple of years prior to 2019, because 2019 is when the Blues finally won the Stanley Cup, like I was so

much more similar to that. Like every year it'd be like we'd get knocked out in the second round or the third round or almost make it and then not quite be good enough, have a great start, not finish, have a great, you know, finish, but not have a good start. Like, and just like be angry and be like, this, this so fucking gay. Why does my team suck all the time? Why can't they just actually suck?

Is it just middling suck? And then after the blues won the cup, like I remember going into OB Clark's, this blues bar where me and a bunch of buddies watched the game seven that day and being like, the rest of this day is either going to be like sad at my friend's house when we leave the bar and I'll hang out there and we're like in a bad mood, like a genuinely bad mood, like I might just want to go home. Like I'll probably will just want to go home or if we win, it's going to be the most most exciting awesome sports event of my life And if we would have lost to the Bruins like I won't lie. I would still have an enormous amount of hatred towards Boston Bruins fan not even the players at least so now take that because what I always say about team sports is it's a bunch of

Freelance what I always say about team sports is it's a bunch of freelance guns for hire, taking as much money as they can. Like maybe you wanted to live in San Diego and then that's why you're playing there. But by and large, you're there because they gave you 60 instead of 57 mil. And it's hard to get behind that. That team of shitheads who don't they're not from here. They're not about being from here When somebody grows up as like a fan of the organization and you they show the picture of that of them as a kid like wearing The gear and stuff. I'm like, oh shit. That's kind of cool. We had that Atlanta and they traded him to the doctors

You know, you know like like shit like that'll happen and it's upsetting So that's why I love MMA so much because this guy he will never lie to you about who he's fighting for. He's fighting for himself and because there's nobody else in his family There's no country. Yeah Well, you know, it's the organization and the ownership and the coach and you know, Bobby the wide receiver and so and so the equipment No, none of those people matter. It's just you. It's just him. And so it becomes so personal that those losses really hurt because it's not like they kicked the ball harder than you.

They kicked you hard. You know what I mean? Like sometimes your favorite guy gets just turned into a shaking mess on the floor. It can be rough. I can't be a fan of anything as much as I am, mixed martial arts because of that. Because it's so all or nothing most of the time,

because it's so like violent and spontaneous, you know, things can be going well. You know, Kamara Usman was this unbeatable Fucking been the champion for four years like seven or eight title defenses something like that And then he's winning the fight against this guy He's supposed to win against in the fifth round the announcers are like come on this challengers got to do something He's running out of time. This is his last three minutes. I got a championship fight. He's doing nothing He's got to do something and he does it He knocks he kicks tomorrow's man in the head tomorrow

It was man's eyes are gaping open staring at the sky, but there's nobody home and it's like holy fucking shit That was it. That was it. That guy's life just altered both of their lives Trajectories just went instead of this now they're doing that, you know, just complete night and days I like Edwards lost the belt Right. I can't remember. He's holding it right now as far as I know. Okay, I mean I could be wrong, you know, I I could be wrong, but I don't wait what no he lost it Belal Mohammed, right? Oh Okay. Yeah

Yeah, so great. That's another another Muslim champion. Just are you right? Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So great. That's another another Muslim champion. Just so you're right. I love that. I love that. Like the whole UFC is going to be Middle Eastern Muslim. I don't mind Muslim champions. I just need them to speak English like and it doesn't even have to be well. Matter of fact, it might be better if it's not well like Taylor, you've heard like Russians. Everything's a little bit funnier. It is fun. They're struggling. struggling. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm fine with that But if the fighter doesn't speak English, I can't connect to him

That's fair. That's fair. I like Kayla Harrison, too She's this big fucking blonde bitch who looks like she's on real steroids. She's got like Deltoids like she's just big and powerful and strong. I enjoy watching her She's kind of she's kind of attracted but she's almost so muscular that She's not attracted. She like lost attractive points like she's gone that far So she's I'm kind of into her right now as a fighter But other than that, I mean what happened to that big bitch who got kissed by that smaller guy and they were gonna fight. Oh She lost to handily.

Yeah. The dude just, what was there? Or her name? I want to try and search. Gabby Garcia, I think. Sorry. Yeah. I think that was grappling, not MMA.

I think, and I think they're talking about doing, running it back MMA, but it was so lopsided. The guy was like fucking around during the fight, making it last a little longer. And I didn't know it, I didn't really know his background, but he's known for like basically grappling comedy. You know, where he like fucks with the other person

and he did it to her too. Yeah, I saw a video video just kind of talking about women and men's strength. There was this video on Reddit and it's like a female powerlifter, bodybuilder or some shit. She has huge biceps, like she's ripped and she's arm wrestling, just a regular Joe. And clearly the regular Joe just beat her once

because when the camera comes on and the and the girls like girlfriend or something because she's gonna hit you if she loses again, and I'm thinking like Might not be a good idea. She's a Right. I wish he said that he's like you think you think it's a heart you think you lost heart at arm wrestling Oh, just wait, but but he does he like he's he's like playing with her a little like like she's given it all she's an intensity mode and he's laughing and then he puts her down again and it's like just a different muscle density. Did she look stronger? She looks so strong. Yeah. She was like like

she she looked like she looked like a weightlifting athlete not just like an athlete because women athletes sometimes are kind of string beans. They're just very agile or whatever. This looked like a powerlifting lady. She looked very, she's like too strong. She was too muscular to be attractive anymore. I'm watching like a clip of Gabby Garcia versus Craig Jones. And like literally watching Craig Jones,

it's exactly what you said. He's like kind of laughing as it's going on. And he's like, he's clearly doing that thing where when you're really good at something and someone can't compete, like in a video game, like, like you don't want to just kind of win. You want to try out a new tactic, a new thing. You want to be like, oh, hey, Kyle, why don't you mine that gold? Why way out in front?

I'm not setting you up for something where I'm just going to toy with you and, you know, just go off for no reason. That's what he's doing. Like he's clearly like giving up arms at certain points where he's like, Oh no. Okay. Okay. This gives me a chance to try my triple Indy. Like back flip. Yeah. That's there's I'm surprised he would take the fight against the woman because again, there's just nothing to gain. Like, I think there's probably a better maybe a better financial case than just him wrestling the other like 19 best grappler or something. He's very good, but he's not going to win the bet. So he's not great in his weight category of like UFC. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he's not in the UFC. He's a, he's a grappler, not a,

not an MMA fighter and it's not that big of a sport. Okay. Yeah. So when you're the 20th best in a tiny sport, like you might as well be doing acrobatic paramotoring at this point. Or just add in striking, like just like, everyone likes being punched in the face. No, no. I think two minutes in it looks like he's like threatening to break her ankle. Yeah. Poor Gabby. This didn't go well for her. Really badly. No, I don't know anything about grappling, but when one person is like on their face and they're grimacing and the other person is laughing and pointing at the crowd what does that mean?

Well that's me I'm the autistic one I don't know. If I was getting bullied like this I'd be like just choke me out and then every now and then that happens the UFC you'll have somebody like humping their opponent you'll have you'll have people kissing their opponent You know supporting at the ground pointing at them laughing turning their back to him and walking stuff like that. Yeah, I Guess I like team sports aren't as big on the kissing You don't see a lot of like basketball or hockey or football players given a little smooth I guess football can't you got that big mask on they stop it grabbing asses Yeah, a little gay in that way. I guess Brad Marsha and did lick that guy's face in the NHL.

Oh my God. I forgot about that. I remember. I remember. You want to know, you want to know an accident, dude, you were talking about hating an opposing like teams player. If the blues had lost to the Boston Bruins in 2019 I would have a visceral undying hatred of Brad Marshand like I would I would be as mad about him as you are about the Braves it is solely because the Blues won that I am NOT invested in that guy and can laugh about his antics did he that was

funny when he looked like that his career Did his antics help his career? Yeah. He was always a shithead and a legit shithead, not just a goof around guy. He would intend to injure. He would do really nasty, dirty things. And then when he was 26, maybe some coach or someone got to him and was like, Hey, you have a lot of raw skill and you're not using any of it. And he went from being a middling top six forward to one of the best guys in the league for the past 10 years. Yeah. He's, he's an incredible player. Very, very good. And like, he would do things like the, the licking where like they didn't have a plan for what the punishment should be. And so like he'd be like up in someone's face and then they start to turn away

and he like licks up the whole side of their face, all sweaty. And then the player getting licked, like, like doesn't even know, like a talkie you could start fighting, but he was so flabbergasted. He's like, what just happened? Did he like me? Sean Avery who like waved his stick in front of the goalie Sean Avery against the, yeah, it was a maybe brodure. Uh, yeah, he, he stick in front of the goalie? Sean Avery against, yeah, maybe Brodeur. Yeah, he stood in front of,

no one had ever done this, Kyle, in a century of the NHL. No one had ever just stood in front of the goalie facing him and gone, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, and then go like this and like just bother. And he would, he did that. And this also was a guy that was known for being shitty and like trying to hurt people. But there's a clip of him doing that, just trying to troll them.

And they're like, Hey, you can't do well. Can't. Airbud. And I guess, yeah, the airbud rules. Nothing says you can't just be a dick head in front of the goalie and why to make that. At the, maybe not last event or the one before marab Was kissing shauna mallee like on the back of his I think that's who he was kissing I may have the wrong the fighters wrong But one fighter's kissing the other one like on his shoulder like smooch smooch smooch

Like he can't do anything about it because their position so then he stands up goes to walk away And the other fighter punches him in the back of the head and it's great. The ref goes shouldn't have kissed him. It was fucking great. He or tease fought. Um, who's the captain America? He was too light, heavyweight and heavyweight champ from way, way back. Beat Tim Sylvia.

Heck, his name escapes me. Anyway, Tortes was the victim in this and he got him in this position where he was like curled up in a ball with his shoulders on the ground, his butt in the air and he spanked him. It was a good two or three spanks and there was nothing hard about the spanks. He wasn't punching like the nearest available service.

He was spanking him intentionally. like the nearest available service he was Intentionally No, everybody loved it because T2RT's was a like he was a heel I guess he was a heavily disliked fighter on purpose Yeah, absolutely a heel. Oh, and maybe just a piece of shit It's kind of hard to tell sometimes like like if he's not a piece of shit Then he did a great job of being a heel and Chael Sonnen has done a great job of playing along with the heel act and everything. That's I wish y'all would watch that Vince McMahon thing on Netflix and see all his like that man is wild.

I've never won a title. But I like it even though I've never seen even one moment of me either. Professional wrestling like the moment of professional wrestling. Like none of them. Never a moment. Like maybe I've seen a promo as a kid playing as a commercial but like none of my friends were into it. I wasn't into it.

My dad and parents like that. It just wasn't something adjacent to our life. So I never ever watched. When someone does a standout speech, I like to watch that. I'm like Kyle, the behind the scenes is kind of interesting. If they do a particularly good job on the mic, that's interesting. The wrestling, that's the part I don't care very much about. Not even a little. I do like the bits sometimes if there's a comedy bit. There's a couple guys who've done this one where they're in the crowd,

like dressed as themselves. I think Sting did that. Sting is the guy who has a full face mask. It kind of looks like the crow. And I saw a clip one time of like, the fights going bad for the good guy, but they're near the crowd. And suddenly the guy in the crowd wearing the Sting mask takes it off to reveal the real Sting mask and starts beating the bad guy's ass.

So like stuff like that is funny. Sting used to like zip line in like out of nowhere. Um, I remember seeing that a couple of times. Uh, and then Hulk Hogan, man, how can you not when he would come out and to fight like, um, the, the Iranian chic, um, to I am a true,. I only know that. That's it. That's not the whole song. That's his music. And he'd be waving a full sized American flag as he came out.

And it was like the Iranian. The sheik is in there and he's he's fake praying to Allah. And he's talking about all this crazy shit about how Iran is going to destroy America. This is during the 80ss this is Jimmy Carter's era where we hate Iran they're a number one enemy you know that all that shit had happened the embassy the rescue had gone bad they held our people hostage for well over a year it we hated Iran so they like having the Iron Sheik out that's who it was the Iron Sheik Iron Sheik was an Iranian wrestling champion, like the Olympic wrestling. And he had this crazy, he used, not kettlebells, it's, they look

like maces, those weighted maces. He had this whole workout thing with those that was crazy. And he was just huge. So that stuff I like, I like the characters characters But I couldn't give a shit less about the the wrestling I forgot I have seen one Clip of professional wrestling and it's of the shock master mmm Zach show show this picture And if that's what professional wrestling is then I've missed out enormously because it's hilarious. I saw the, Oh, I have the shop master. So show this picture first, Zach. This is the shock master.

Now you can't tell it's 1993 quality, but that's a guy in a vest shirtless in a very yellow backdrop with a silver spray painted stormtrooper helmet. Not a similar helmet, not a design based on that. A spirit Halloween spray painted silver mask, stormtrooper mask. And this guy was supposed to apparently be like the next big thing. Yep. In WWE at the time. And he was he burst through a wall to introduce himself. And if you can, if you can show this picture, yeah, it's definitely not stone cold.

This guy's name is Eric Bischoff. Is that right? Yeah. So this is his, this is his entrance. He was supposed to burst through the wall, but there was a two by four together. And so all of the other wrestlers are like, you won't be as confident when you meet our new ally. He is the shock master. And then they all look over at this and he burst through, immediately

falls flat on his face. The helmet falls off and he has to scramble for the helmet and put it back on. And then he stands up and starts doing like the pre-recorded lines where they're like, you are not ready for the Shockmaster! And everybody was laughing at him. And he just became the guy. You're right, they are pre-recorded because his voice was not a cool voice. So they have someone else in the back with a microphone, but, but the shock master, the body, the embodiment of the shock master is trying to point and be like,

you are in big trouble now because the shock master has arrived, but it ain't all, it's not matching up to the boys. He's like, trying to catch up sometimes with his gesturing because he's, it's not him talking. It was one of the most pathetic moments. No, that's funny. They should do more of that. Like the fuckups are funny. It used to be so raunchy.

That's the crazy thing. It used to be so much tits and ass, an impossible amount of tits and ass and crazy dirty storylines. One of the ones they cover in that Netflix documentary, an impossible amount of tits and ass and crazy like dirty storylines like there's the um one of the ones they cover in that uh netflix documentary vince mcmahon has this beautiful girl out there and he's like she's like please i'm so sorry prove it get on your knees and crawl and bark like a dog Oh, and he's gonna she's up. She's a Can we watch this

The shock master is 15 second Master clip you're trying see I think we'll be fine They got enough legal legal problems on their hands these days. They won't bother us. I don't even think this this is not This is all I thought you made Google. This is WCW. It's on YouTube. Make sure volume is on He's fat yes, you thought that was stone cold That's that's stone Cold Creamery Steve Austin. That's good. Oh, that's embarrassing. That clip makes me laugh even more because even before he trips, they go, he is the shock master and their intense wrestling voices.

And one of the announcers goes. All right Oh man and wrestling just a world I have no adjacent. Oh, here's a fucking funny one Who was the guy who like killed himself and then off his family too? Oh That was Chris Benoit. So when Chris Benoit died, they didn't release all the details right away. They just said, Chris, Chris is dead or something like or an accident and Chris and his family are gone. And so they're having Chris Benoit Memorial night at like the wrestling show and everybody's saying all these nice things about Chris and they're doing like, like they're playing his music and shit

And they're gonna be convinced with man. He's like then it came out. We found out, you know what happened? It's like fuck yeah, he um, he smothered the child to death I think seven years old I Yeah, he um, he smothered the child to death. I think seven years old I remember right nine seven nine and then I don't remember how he killed his wife But then he hung himself that was rough That that was rough the They always blame steroids and you don't know what he was on maybe he was on something crazy

But he was also had so much brain damage, so much CTE that that's got to be like a factor. Because I just, a lot of people do steroids. A lot of people do steroids. They don't smother their seven-year-old child and murder their wife and all that crazy evil shit. Dude, he bound his, I'm just reading his, the death portion of his Wiki. He apparently bound his wife before killing her and he drugged his son with Xanax before strangling him and then hanged himself on a lat pulldown machine. I knew that fact would, uh a three-day period though so like

that it wasn't all at once wait he drugged his son with Xanax that's not like a knockout does he just get like less worried it you give a seven-year you can yeah but the dosage for a seven-year-old might not be three or four Xanax which is probably probably good you know I mean he's trying to like do that thing when they put a dog down and give him that first shot to like, like let him rest. And then the second one to stop his heart. I feel like that's what was going on. His wife had Xanax, hydrocodone,

and hydromorphone. Zach's exactly right. His finishing move, you know, everybody's got like these signature moves that have names and stuff. He would stand up in the corner, you know, up on the turnbuckle and he would do a head first dive into the opponent. He would hit them with his skull. Like he would dive into them with his head.

And you know, the move would always go, not always, but often go, the person moves at the last second. And so he would just headbutt the floor. That happened to him twice a week for years. I feel like it was fatal just in a really roundabout way. Yeah, yeah. Chris Benoit, they analyzed his brain after death and West Virginia University said that it was so severely damaged. It looks like an 85 year old Alzheimer's patient. He had advanced dementia at 40 from getting punched and kicked and flipped on the head for however many, I guess I'm guessing at age 40, you've got what 20 years of wrestling experience

under your belt probably. So 20 years of that shit. It's also about how they used to go. They used to go way. So 20 years of that. It's also about how they used to go. They used to go, um, like 45 week weekends a year. And like, like they would constantly be on the road. That's why you see so many couples within the organization because they were traveling so much. You kind of needed your wife to be a part of the show. It's almost like a carnival because they,

they travel every week and they, they put on that show every night where he's smashing his skull. People who don't believe in CTE are right there with the flat earthers. That's crazy. How could you not believe in that? Is there anyone who doesn't believe in CTE? How could it not harm you?

The owners of sports organizations. Yeah, but they say that for liability reasons. who doesn't believe in CTE? Like how could it not harm you? The owners of sports organizations. Yeah but they say that like for liability reasons. They know what the deal is. We've seen no like we've seen no leakage at all. Some people get CTE who knows. I saw recently it was on Reddit like all the cigarette executives lined up and this is like 1990 or something and claim that they didn't think smoking was addictive nicotine was addictive So they didn't believe nicotine was an addictive chemical they each in a row Like do you think nicotine is addictive? Absolutely not. No, there's nothing to suggest that it is really nothing

Meanwhile the guys like got the shakes because he hasn't had one in 90 minutes for this dinner hearing. He's like, I bet you'd all like one right now, wouldn't you? I don't smoke, sir, it's bath free. What'd you say? I was raised to hate cigarettes. Like, I just, one burning and it's like,

oh my gosh, oh no, like that's terrible. And I worked as a software engineer in Pennsylvania somewhere. Anyway, the building shared an office with Marlboro. Just a tiny little Marlboro. I don't know what they did there. It wasn't like their big office. And I would just see the people working there.

And it was like, they seem like regular people. I can't like put together like my insane, like insane, but like, you know, really strong bias towards people are basically murderers making little murder sticks, killing people yet they're just sitting there like any other office was. Yeah. Yeah.

Just prepping for meetings the way they would if they worked at a printer company. I always have and I still do think cigarettes are super fucking cool. I think it's, I think it's sexy when a lady's smoking one. I think a dude smoking one looks like a badass. It's true. It's hard to watch like a movie

where the main character's a chain smoker without wanting one real bad. If I watch like Constantine where Keanu Reeves is just burning them one after another. His character has lung cancer, of course, but you know, I, I, fuck that dude. If they didn't make their, if it didn't make your hands smell so bad, think of how hot they'd be where you're smoking gloves.

See the Taylor ties into something I've seen cause I kind of agree with Kyle in the movies. If I see you guys smoke a cigarette, especially if you can tell he's a real smoker and you like flicks it with some force and holds it. I can't explain how I can spot a competent versus a pretend smoker, but you can. I bet I'm sure Kyle can too. And like, so if I see like a real smoker, like it looks kind of cool in a movie, but in real life, I kissed a smoker as a teenager. Fucking disgusting disgusting It's like the number one thing people consider a red flag like deal breaker in relationships And it like it smells gross. It is gross. It makes your tits sag your skin age Like it makes your heart on slamer like it does a lot of bad stuff

But it does look cool in a film. Yeah. Yeah. Clint Eastwood, when he's chewing on those little cigarillos, he's like, I don't think it's nice. You laugh and it's like, oh shit, I need to smoke one of those. I'd be badass, too. I smoked. I could be cool like Clint. I could. Clint Eastwood was so hardcore in those old movies, though. He'd ride into town and rape a lady right away. First thing. And he's a good guy. He'd ride into town and rape a lady right away. First thing.

You told me about that and I was like, maybe he's just remembering it. Oh no, oh no. And like, I was like, well maybe it wasn't that rapey. Well, by the time it was over, maybe it was like. By the time it was over. She was definitely being that and then, maybe it was down for another rape later, I don't know Yeah, they write it in in such a crazy way

It's almost like an impossible human being but the issue she sees him come into town and she's into him and what she really wants Maybe is like some flirtatious thing so she walks into him on purpose then blames him for not watching where he goes and he says you wanted to get acquainted you should have just said so and she's acquainted and slaps him and so he grabs her and drags her to a barn and rapes her in the hay while she screams and struggles. This is our hero? Yes. It'd be hard to like him. Well, he's not a likable guy in this movie. You know, it's the Wild West. People got up to shit. I'm pretty sure this is High Plains Drifter. Basically, he's going to a corrupt town. Everyone

in that town conspired to have his brother the former sheriff whipped to death with bull whips there was a whole conspiracy about stealing gold and these three bad men that they allowed to do it and And there's a little bit of like was it his brother or is this an avenging ghost who's come here? There's a little bit of that there like a a little bit. I don't know. I better go rape and think it through. Well, like she was the bad girl. She was bad. She that was part of her punishment. Okay. So a little, little corrective molestation is what? Yes. Is that how Clint saw it?

Clint saw it as she wanted to get acquainted. She was, she just't know it yet or she she was it was just a horny cowboy He'd been out there on the range for a while He got he took a bath right after and and so so I he was gonna drag whatever poor lass He came across into that barn on the hay. Yeah, it's good movie. It really is I watched it a couple months back or so Are there any other movies you could think about where the protagonist is like a full- rapist and they're like this guy's I guess he's not all bad? Maybe something like that. Yeah, not not that doesn't happen often where the guys. Yeah, it's a very unlikable trait, especially character. Yeah, like like Waterworld, you know, Kevin

Costner was going to sell the child to the pedophile He did sell a child to a pedophile Yeah, he's seen bits of water world on TV. I didn't see them sell the child to a better. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, he won a fast boat. Why? Oh He got the child to the pedophile for some old National Geographic magazines. It wasn't a jar of dirt even. Okay. Oh, no.

It was National Geographic. They redeem his character. Did he know that? Well, well, well, he's thumbing through his Nat Geo, you know, and he's thinking and he sees the carton, the crayon drawings the little girl had made. And he starts feeling guilty. So then he goes back over to the pedophile's boat and he's like, ah, deals off. And the guy's like, what are you talking about?

I hadn't even got her clothes off. I was just getting, I was just creeping her out a little. We were just getting started here. And, uh, and he, and he's like, nah, she's coming back with me and pedophile pulls that little sharp knife. Like what do you do? Take an L, you know, Kevin Costner is a gil man so he just beats him to death right then and there okay and so part of his character development is that he sells a child to a known rapist for the purposes of that like like don't misunderstand

the guy was like how about a little time with the kid yeah it was like that he didn't think this was a tutor he knew what was up he knew knew exactly. But then after, you know, probably thumbing through a couple of the magazines, he comes across a drawing. Yeah. He like, he like learned about like the Himalayas first. And then he was like, Oh, you know what? I think, man, maybe I did something rough. Learned about the Himalayas sounds so Nat Geo. He found out turtles live a long time. And then he's like, all right, I guess All right after this article on thresher sharks. I'm gonna make a change

Those myths I think when his urban legend Zack will help me with the with proofing this I was always told that thresher sharks They're the sharks with a very long tail not the length of its tail, but on the tip of its tail There's a part that extends up in a way and they made it I read that a thresher shark had decapitated a man By like jumping out of the water and flicking its tail and the tail had cut the head off Like that was a story that I read as a kid and people were and I was told and I heard about like it was a thing But it just seems so impossible that a shark's tail would decapitate a man. Yeah, and I was told and I heard about, like it was a thing, but it just seems so impossible

that a shark's tail would decapitate a man. Yeah, and I don't think they're, they're not one of the big shark species, right? I thought they were a little smaller. I mean, I'm not a shark expert, but I'd guess they probably get six or eight feet long, at least they all get like pretty big. Oh my God.

Just can you, can you give me the size of the shark in this article? Please? There we go. Okay, never mind. The common thresher can be 20 feet long. Keep it long. I think like half of that is tail and a mass of 1,100 pounds. Yeah, their tail can be three meters long. This thing's pretty, I mean, even if it's 10 feet long with the tail That's that's big enough to fuck you up. What a cool shark. I Like I'm I'm deathly afraid of those things the lasso phobia or whatever is definitely one that that clicks for me when I see people Luminal spaces is a big one on reddit right now. People think there's the creepy. What does that mean? I don't think I know what that means Well, the example that's like faces I see are often yeah back rooms is sort of cut from the same cloth, but it could be like abandoned subway stations, abandoned office

office buildings where the all the desks are gone and you've just got this big open floor space that's with the drop ceiling and the old yellow wall. High school feels like that if you're there when no one else is. That's a good example. Zach, find an example of what Kyle's talking about. I don't know. Luminal spaces, yeah. Liminal. But lasso phobia, that one.

That is, space is one I fear so much. Not because I think it'll ever happen to me, but just when I'm watching a movie and the character is in a position where they're in their space suit and they get flicked off, and they like like off the ship and they're floating and flying it's like that's such a bad way to go that's such a bad way to go yeah I mean this is a cool hallway I kind of I like that it'd be suffocating right probably you would eventually suffocate but

the thing is you they don't show this in the movies but common sense would tell you they're not just floating off on one axis you know they're spinning and rotating because they're in ZRG and something violent happened to them that cast them off the ship so they're not just going end over end they're probably also spinning like they're they're in this weird and it's completely uncontrollable because it's not like when you free dive for example you can control yourself in midair you can kind of flex your body in certain ways and get orientated the way a cat does, but not in zero G. So you would be spinning and then you would be vomiting.

And in zero gravity, the vomit turns into this bubble over your face and you inhale it and you suffocate on your own vomit. I don't think, I don't know. It has occurred to me that if you're spinning in space at zero Gs, it doesn't have the same turn you upside down, right side up. It does though.

It's the same way that the idea of spinning a spaceship to create that artificial gravity that's put the centrifugal forces pushing you out. Like you'd be experiencing those same feelings because as you're, not only, even if you close your eyes, like you'd be feeling the forces from the spin. That surprises me. Cause I would think that if my center of gravity

was like three feet, like if I'm rotating at my waist or something, that's just not the same as a spaceship meant to be 300 feet of spinning disc. I just mean that spin is creating forces on you that you can feel. No, yeah, we're on the same page, but just how many forces does that create? I would think almost nothing.

Now visually there's a thing going on there, but it doesn't have the same thing that here on earth we would, where all the blood's rushing to your head all the bloods rushing to your feet back and forth back and forth It would I think I think in zero G. Why would it? Yeah, I Think that you spinning is forcing it away from the center of the force Or that's a difficult for me who's to say like you're even I don't think you'd feel the spin I mean, I think that without being on land There's no real without if you had seen something else

You're not spinning at all If you had like a water bottle that you were spinning even in zero G and did this with it upside down the water would Be in the top of it like against the edges, you know the same way So the blood is gonna be doing the same thing as your body spins and flicks through zero G. It's gonna be forced away from the center. Leave a comment if anyone here is educated on this because I think the G forces of spinning in zero G, I'm assuming is like 10 RPM or something.

Like it's not, you're not zipping something wild. Even if it's 20 RPM, like that's nothing. I don't think there's many Gs created by something like that at all. I think it would be, but also that just live it, dying like that would be a nightmare. I'm terrified of that. And then, you know,

It's so avoidable though. It's incredibly avoidable. It's the movies that bother me. And then like the ocean depths, like just that dark Endless dark water drowning or is it the creatures both? It's both and also just like the cold of it and the darkness of it and the unknown of it like If you look across and there's a tiger looking at you like at least you have quantified the terror and

the danger, you know, but if you're just sinking into the water and something brushes your leg, your imagination gets to create the most horrific things. Yeah. You know, like, like maybe it was just a little grouper fish or like a little, one of those little fish that nibbles dead skin off, but your brain is not going to think that it's going to think giant squid, giant squid. It's going to think, giant squid, giant squid, it's going to pull me down with those hook things on its tentacles. And the biggest shark to have ever been is here. Yeah. Right now. Yeah. Megalodon. I don't even think that's like,

I guess what quality is a phobia, just any fear or does it have to be maladaptive? I think it's just fear, but I think it's just I know when I see those images of like a swimmer and then like the vast void beneath their little flicking legs down below them as and you see the water go from blue to complete blackness down there and they're like this is an 800 meter sinkhole off the coast of Tahiti. You when you when you're here, you're there's blah, blah. That's terrifying to me. Even that little thing where I saw the guy, he's a he's on a

the thing that the boats that carry the the Connex boxes, the shipping boxes or whatever. They said it was like a rite of passage on their crew. That when they go over the Mariana Trench, they get out and go for a swim. And like, I know that it's the same thing with skyscraper, you know, you fall 50 feet versus a 500 feet, you're dead, you're dead. You drown in a puddle, but it's no different really than drowning in 10,000 feet of water, whatever the Mariana's trenches, it's miles of water. But that just creeped me out a little bit. Like, I don't know why, like, like just the water being extra, extra deep is

the unknown. There's so much stuff down there. We don't know about, we don't know where it is. They can move quickly. We move sluggishly. I wonder if there's less life above the Marianas. I would think there's life, more life where sunlight can reach the bottom. I think definitely that's, it'd be a desert like above the Mariana trench.

I don't know. They find cool stuff down there. I mean a little, but it's not going from the- So there's some energy coming from the earth itself, like gases or steam or like heat coming out. And there's like tiny bits of life there. But if you're, what, 20,000 feet above that 15, I don't know how deep it is. That's not impacting you at all on the surface.

On the surface is an aquatic desert, I bet. Yeah, I, I, I would think most, I don't know, a lot of the ocean's super, super deep like that. I obviously the coastal regions is where there's just an abundance of life everywhere. I would imagine, you know, especially when there's brackish water intermixing and all that stuff. But yeah, I don't like the water. I don't like the water. I don't like scary things to live in it. It's one of my bigger fears.

I'd rather fight face a den of rattlesnakes than than fall into a shark tank or something like that. Oh, my God. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's a like for sure. A shark tank. Being in a shark tank is like one of the scariest ways you could go, because they're not going to kill you instantly. They're going to like poke you with their nose and like bully you a little bit,

figure out what you are, and then they're going to tear. And they're going to tear your problematic part. You know, you don't understand. First, they torture you emotionally. First, they go, we'll get a little of this guy. He's overweight. And I go, stop it. Beards not hiding anything. I'm crying.

You have to the shock tank with your shirt on. Nice going. I want to die with dignity. I mean I got a white t-shirt on sticking to my pants. That's what being torn apart. People are like that's the news story. Overweight man killed and shark tank. Normally sharks don't bite humans, but this man's fat content was pretty much equal to a fur seal. So they were very confused when he fell into the tank. It went right for him. Yeah. Whereas like a den of rattlesnakes, you can run away. One bite though. One bite though. Yeah. But like the rattlesnake, I feel like with the rattlesnake, I've never had a head to head encounter where I had to do this.

Like they don't want you around desperately. Like if you see a rattlesnake and it starts rattling and you leave, it's not going to be like hot on your tail because its goal is to get you to fuck off. And so the second you leave, you're in safety. Whereas with the shark, like you're not, you have zero control over that situation. You're dead. If they choose for you to die, you're going to die. We had this conversation the other day about whether or not you could face off against the rock with a steel folding chair. And we were talking past each other for a while, but that was, dude, we texted about that for like

two hours. And here's the scenario. Like, like we're in the ring and the rock is gonna like lean forward and say give me one and you have to overhand clap the rock with a steel chair and my opinion is the rock takes it and then beats you to death you think he could tank a steel chair hit i i think he i think he could tank a steel chair hit to the head no matter how Taylor swings it. Now obviously. It's Taylor. I think Taylor could hit someone harder than I could

with a steel chair. Very hard. It's gonna be a hard hit. We're not letting Taylor turn it on its edge and use it like an ax. See, we're not letting Taylor put the rock in some weird position. He doesn't get to poke the rock in the eye with the leg. Okay, does he get to choose, like, does he have to hit him on the crown or can he like over the jaw? Oh my god, I was told there'd be no fact checking.

Yeah, you gotta hit him just like they do. Hold on. I have to correct the record here for a second because these rules were not initially in the conversation. The rule initially was like, he's going to present his head to you. And then the only tool I have is a metal folding chair. And so my point was like, yeah, I could put the rock in the hospital with a metal folding chair Because I'm going to not use it like a professional wrestler They hit him with the broadside in order for it to be safe. Like that makes sense. It has Okay, well either way but I would turn it on its edge and it's a fucking then it's just a metal pole and I'm athletic

Enough to swing that really fucking pole. So Taylor, I want to know, axe or baseball bat swing with this chair. I'd probably, it would have to be an axe swing because it would have to be coming down vertically. See his hands, his hands, he likes to turn sideways. Yeah, yeah, you'd turn it sideways and then you'd crack him with the long,

because it's just a metal bar at that point. And if you say, hey, you have a metal bar to take out the rock. Yeah, I'm an adult man. I can do that. And he's presenting his head to me. You're strong. I'm on team Taylor with this.

You know why? I mean, I've told this story before. My friend from the swim team got his head cracked by a door when someone kicked it. So I'm of the opinion that skulls aren't as durable as you might think. And I think Taylor can break a human skull. Now, as impressive as the traps and deltoids are on the rock, I don't think his skull is that much stronger than anybody else's. Yeah, that's a weak strength and bones, but even so I'm on team Taylor.

Like he has like the whole thing is set up like you could do this to Kyle. Woody could do it too. Like with the situation you set up initially that you get a chair in any position you want, any swing style. And he presents his head to you. I never said any swing style. You're the one. I was, I was like, how are you holding this chair?

And you're like, you've come up with some special grip. Were you going to use the chair like a there's two ways I could hold it. And I chose one of them. You're like, well, crazy. I didn't do math. You want to like open the chair and wedge his head inside of it and then start closing the chair. No, I did not see that. I did not see that because I wouldn't. I don't believe that would work. Show us. Can Shamrock eat one? Yeah. See that I hit.

Well, they flash at the camera during the moment of impact, so I'm blinded. So I can't see what even happened. Yeah, and they changed the camera angle. That looked like a movie one. Yeah, that was good. First of all, that's amazing editing though. Dude, you could do it too.

Why do you have so much respect for the rock skull? Yes, why do you think the rock skull is so much better than anyone else's skull? Well, I think that A, because he is so much taller than Taylor, the point of impact is gonna come sooner in his swing Are not in the hour and like what is he six four? He's bending over but he's not Bowing down like a like a Japanese man or anything. Okay, he's way up above you and

He's been over you five nine Five eight and a half. He claims five nine. He's the only adult I've ever seen wear moon shoes. I think you're hitting him before the full like if you could measure the power throughout your swing, like you're hitting him before the power band is hitting its max. Like you're going to be a little off and you've never done this before. And I just think he's eaten so many chairs over the years. Like he's going to point his skull at it a little bit and like hit it right here in the

crown. Right here, your skull's tough. Woody's right about skulls being not all they're cracked up to be so to speak one of the Because our brains got so big our skulls had to get thinner among other things And so they're not great and a chimpanzee skull the other hand. Oh my god I'm not saying I could do it to a chimp I'm saying I could three of us versus a chip. We all have folding chairs. I'm gonna let you know right now I'm making a break for it and you guys are gonna have to hold them off for those chairs. You know what's funny is I'm hitting one of you in the leg as hard as I

can as soon as that starts. Hit me in the head so I'm unconscious for the monkey killing. I would make you unconscious. No, if you turn, look who knows what you could do to me? I'm not the rock. I'm not the rock. No dude, open challenge. The rock, you give me two practice swings with the chair, this orientation, you're bent over million dollars on the line. If I can't knock you out, you say well, well tried and I get to go home and get a picture with you. Would you bet would you bet a million against your house that you could KO him with one swing?

Yes. Wow. Yes. If I get to swing it however I want. It's a metal Would you bet would you bet a million against your house that you could KO him with one swing? Yes Wow Yes, if I get to swing it however, I want it's a metal bar and it's at the back of his head People die when they fall from head height. You keep saying the rock doesn't No, he wouldn't but he could he falls backwards. It's concrete. I could kill him I've seen the rock take some spills. Okay, you've seen a professional actor fall athlete Okay, look yeah, I know he's multifaceted and incredibly talented. You don't have to sell me on the rock. Okay, Dwayne

I know you're fucking blowing the guy. He's I honestly really dislike him I think he's I think he's so milk toast and so afraid to I think he's I think he's so milk toast and so afraid to to like take a side on something and anytime He like sort of does like he was showing some conservative like tendencies a while back. They were like You know that the mob comes after you they start getting shitty. I never liked the rock Do you know how much a folding chair weighs I do not seven point three pounds. Do you know how much a battle axe weighs? Not in pounds. Yes, so I've got the mass. Oh wait, distribution doesn't matter at all, does it? Oh well, it matters less when the person is presenting themselves to you.

And you know what? If I ever get cancer, my make a wish is going to be for John Cena to do this to the rock. Because I know you believe he could do it, but somehow you think I'm no John Cena. John Cena is a make-a-wish achievement hunter. You don't think I could learn Chinese? Dude, John Cena is yoked. Now he's a little older now, but in his prime, his pecs were like professional bodybuilder pecs. It was like, yeah, he's how do they stick out that far, dude? Like, like, he, he'd come out with a pump, obviously, but it was like crazy. Like how weird

out of curiosity, what is the weapon that you would finally give me the edge? You get like a free crack at the rock, put the rock in the hospital, you don't think I can do with the folding chair foolishly, but what do you in the hospital is a little vague I could do with the folding chair foolishly but what do you in the hospitals a little vague what I would say is that he would you get your hit and now he gets to go and he wins so like like that's kind of the the scenario that I'm talking about that I think you could hit that oh well

he's gonna kill me he's a professional athlete well hang on he's unconscious right you just anything hammer family and there is no round two that's fair yeah claw hammer anything like that it's all like the any hammer what is the get a turn anything in the hammer family and there is no round two. That's fair. Yeah. Claw hammer, anything like that. It's all hammered. Like the any hammer? What is the rounded one? I don't know. Ball peen. Yeah. All the best going for it. Yeah. Baseball bat. You crack him. I'd be scared to hit some of the golf club because those

I see that as like a weapon in zombie games and movies and TV. It's like, that's not a good weapon. Like it's good for one for one swing, it's an incredible weapon. All right. So look, I'm no fucking Jean-Claude Van Damme. But if I blocked that swing, I feel like the barrel of the the shaft golf, the shaft immediately snaps and the head comes around. I've broken golf clubs. I'm sure you probably have to like I spent now not a graphite one. Graphite would be interesting. No, no. So like don't think a driver, a driver is so there's so much

flex and I have like you're not going to kill someone with a driver swing. Any of the irons like the shaft of those. Remember when he was teaching that guy had a driver's dick and he's like, you're thinking Ferrari think Lamborghini. Ferrari think Lamborghini. He has no like. A driver like he's like you're thinking driver think iron. Oh yeah, a driver is going to be a little

longer in the head of a driver. Like your fist. It's like a whole. No, it's the wooden one. A nine iron is like a wedge. Actual golf clubs. I cannot believe quite a bit of shaft and they're not like yeah.

So when you know I you can't bend the shaft of a nine iron. No break over a person swinging hard. Like an iron has a metal shaft. It isn't meant to flex as much the way it's solid metal. It's not rebar. Like it's no, it will. But the, the, the club head on those is solid. So like on the left, so those ones on the right, the drivers, thank you, Zach. Those aren't going to get anything done. Those are whippy, they're mint, like those top things, those are graphite, they're hollow, they're super light. On the

left, that blade, so the shaft is full metal and those blades are solid metal and there's heft to it. So it's not going to be a good long term. But a couple smacks, like you could, you could absolutely kill someone with a nine iron. I bet there are some putters with solid shafts and that would be your go-to. If you've had a solid shaft, it could be, it could be pretty effective. I'm going to show up at Taylor's house. Like you brought an iron to a putter fight, my friend. No, you got two putters.

I got my folding chair. It's a shield and a weapon. Folding chair is a terrible weapon. And I don't think you're going to be able to develop the speed and the force that you think. And I think it's gonna be distributed over such a wide area with the flat, you know, bridge of the chair against the against his big old skull. I think he's gonna hurt.

It's gonna hurt him. He's gonna it's gonna sting. and then he beats you to absolute death. No, he immediately is like, what was the last movie I did? Oh, I can't remember anything. Like see, he's gonna be in the hospital. Black Adam. The back of his everyone in the in the audience is gonna be is gonna be throwing up because of what I did to the rock in there. Not even. He's going to have a fencing response. First of all, you'll be wrestling under the name Head Honcho. And second of all, it will be your debut and your final match.

And I get a luchador mask. Yeah. Who wants to dance against the head. And then like the fireworks and pyrotechnics go off and you hear that guy. You like you got to practice sliding under those ropes though. That's the most important part. If you ask me to be in good rest or your in your entrance to the ring, like what you do in there is inconsequential. I feel like with a good wrestler could lead us and make us look good.

Like, like you just need a good dance partner, someone who knows what they're doing. But when you get into that ring, if you do it wrong, it looks embarrassing because there's ropes really stiff. They're like, they're like weird to get into. But some of the guys can, they come running full sprint and they slide, they do like a baseball slide under the bottom rope with the chair in hand. I've seen that move before. So learn. Oh please, okay. Dude, if I can jump on and off of a bench wearing full goalie gear with ease a dozen times a minute,

like it's not that hard. Before you said that, I was like, oh, Taylor doesn't realize his athletic ability is being stolen from him year by year. And then he brings up like, oh, the shit I did at 16. You don't know. Yeah, I probably can do it now. It hurt myself.

But you take 18 year old me. I'm killing anyone. Show us the splits, Taylor. Show us what you can do. I don't think that's what place comes into it. Let me know in the comments, do you think who prevails in this scenario? Does Taylor and his folding chair win the day

or does the fucking rock a guy who spent like a decade getting hit in the head? Yeah, you're asking this and leading way with the hot show come out on top. Or would the or would the pebble? Excuse me, the rock. Duane, would he win? You know, the man in the star. Just in his whole career, how much experience does the rock have with being hit with malice

in the heart of the person swinging with the hard end of the chair? He plays professional football. That's interesting. How many times has he taken a hit like that to the back of the head while presenting to me? The back of the head now? He's bending like this. How else would he do it?

You wanted to bend over and do a flip? How you hitting the back of the head now? He's bending like this how else would he do it? You wanted to bend over and do a flip? How you hitting the back of his head? When you said presenting I assumed that. No, Taylor is an executioner with the folding chair. Oh I know I've got it. That's what he wanted. In our phone conversation he imagined the rock kneeling like it's Game of Thrones and bending over and then he is and I'm like Okay, Dwayne Henrietta Johnson Yeah, that's what he has to do he's down like that. He's in an Isis hood. I'm chanting Shot him in the knee once like like like I don't think it's fair. I don't think you can KO the rock with a folding chair with a single strike when you've never done such a thing before. How many times have you swung a folding chair to another human being? Zero.

That's true. How many times has he absorbed hits from folding chairs every night for a decade? Never the way I would be swinging. Oh yeah, you swing so much harder than the undertaker. How are you so retarded? It's swinging with a different side of it. The force is impacting a smaller area. Are you cheating again?

Are you turning it on its edge into an ax? That's the only way I have a chance. You're not allowed to do that, you fool. Our text conversation ended with you. Again, again. You suddenly said you brought into it. You realized that I was insurmountably correct and so you said, oh, actually, you have to swing it like this. You have to swing it the way they actually practice taking it and then I said, yeah, if you throw

rules like I have to swing it like a professional wrestler, I'm not gonna be able to put him in the hospital but if you let me do my own Taylor style styles, it's over. You can be the baby face, the head honcho. And I'd be like, yeah, I'd be like the red menace. I'd be I'd do the Russian accent, but I would never really fight. I'd like pepper spray people. I'd like do really shitty stuff. Like, like I'd always cheat. You're just a rascal. Yeah. Like, but I talk a mad, get mad shit. I was a great wrestler, but in reality, I would always have like, somebody would, you know, you'd distract the ref and then you pull out like a fucking blackjack and crack

Kogan over the head with it. And he's now he's all, and the crowds like, come on ref, what are you doing? That'd be me. I'd like, oh, what they would, they would take chili pepper and rub it in each other's eyes for real to be shitty. They did that a lot. Ben Gay, I can't remember what- WDU? Yes. pepper and like rubbing in each other's eyes for real to be shitty. Like they did that a lot. Um, Ben gay. Yes. And like pro wrestling, like, like they, they would do shitty things. Um,

they, they would rub in gay and the other guy's eyes. Stone cold was like, I'm blind this whole match here. If you're watching, I didn't see it. I can't see it. Look at my eyes. Like he blinded me right away at the beginning. If I were Vince McMahon, that would piss me off. I'd be like, what the fuck? This is my, you're my property, your WWE property. And you're putting sand into the eyes of my other property. I mean, I think he was busy with those ladies.

I think he ran through some of the girls, again, it used to be so raunchy, just buttholes and titties everywhere with these like bodacious, gorgeous women. And he was just, yes, like crazy. Like you'd be shocked it was on television. And he was having sex with these women as part of their contracts. That was like part of the deal. And then he'd also write it into the script that they were having an affair to kind of blur the lines between reality and the fiction that that's on stage that way if somebody said oh, yeah, Vince was inappropriate with me They're like well that was that was like the movie you were doing

I'd be like someone saying that their co-star in a movie was inappropriate with them and it's like well Yeah, he rapes you in the movie. I know that it's a really rough scene to watch actually no no no also in real life Wait, are you sure you weren't? Rehearsing and you misunderstood what was happening, you know There's this weird blurred line and he was clearly doing that on purpose. This McMahon's an evil person Hmm. I don't know anything about him. You gotta watch the documentary on Netflix Yeah, it's dad's very evil person is who Hugh Hefner because he's banging those models too. They lived at the yeah, the Playboy Mansion Um, I don't think if you hucked her as an evil person. He it's from what I've heard. He's definitely like a

Dirty guy, but it almost it seems like the deal was you your job was to be his girlfriend It was almost like he had one of those was your job was to be his girlfriend. It was almost like he had one of those sugar daddy relationships, but professionally, like he was a professional sugar daddy. I've heard some of those women, there was a reality show for those who don't know on MTV back in the day where it was just Hefner and his girls.

He had three girlfriends. They were all these bleach blonde, like dummies with big titties who, and it was kind of funny. It was like old He got these three and like, they're clearly part of that bit and part of that idea and going along with it. So I have a hard time, you know, getting on their side about that.

Whereas these ladies that were working for Vince, there was one lady that he hired, then sexually harassed, assaulted, sexually assaulted. He quits the company and sues him for millions of dollars. He settles, rehires her, and then does the story where his daughter is like, how can you hire her? She sued us for millions of dollars. That's her.

He's barking like a dog He's forcing her It's bizarre. Uh, I really enjoyed that documentary. I didn't know all that shit Um, I watched wrestling with my grandpa when I was like four or five and I didn't even I don't remember watching any wrestling I remember watching them backstage on the microphones being in masks and I thought that was neat He's like, oh there's a ninja. I remember liking sting sting because he was like he was like a ninja man or some shit I don't know. I didn't know what they were even fucking doing But as I grew up and I immediately found out it was fake

That's the other thing when John Stossel and some of those reporters started going in and like exposing professional wrestling as being fake There's that one great clip the The rest are the guys like, a lot of people say this is fake. Why do you say that? And this is big country boys are fake, but any smacks him so hard in the ear, open hand slap that he like causes permanent hearing damage and almost puts the guy on the ground and the guy stands back up and he gives him

another, I think a left this time is That back that feel fake and the guys running from him down the hallway now And it's a crowded, but you know, you know those back hallways and sports arenas it's one of those crap and it's crowded and everybody's watching and and they talked about that in the documentary and they were like Vince had said somebody needs to do something about this guy, but that's all he said. He didn't say somebody should do this. Somebody should do that. You should do this.

You should do that. He's like, somebody ought to do. So he was a real skinny guy with dark hair, right? The interviewer was a reporter. Yeah. The guy slapped him. I remember having a blonde curly mullet and looking like he was 240 pounds of muscle. Yeah, he was a giant guy.

He like so hard. He slapped him so hard he like made him do that, like rag doll physics almost. We just took him off his feet with a slap. I didn't know it caused permanent hearing loss. That's permanent hearing loss. And then I can't think of the actor's name but he's one of the actors from our from law and order he was interviewing Hulk Hogan and mr. T mr. T was like working with the wrestling at the time they were doing a whole WrestleMania bit and I think maybe he

had said some stuff about wrestling being fake and Hogan's like let me show you the hold and he puts him in a guillotine, but he calls it like a front headlock or something, and he guillotines that guy unconscious. Like, he's the it's his show, but he makes the host unconscious in front of the audience. And then instead of lightly setting him down, he full lets go, like drops him. And the guy does this flick backwards kind of thing where the back of his head hits the floor

and immediately starts bleeding so heavily it's dripping down his suit jacket. And then Hogan's like slapping him in the face, like, come on, buddy, come on now, wake up now. And the guy comes to and plays it off real well. He's like, ah, we'll be right right back with a it's a Hulk Hogan did the chokeout choked yeah and then that's the one I was thinking of I have it wrong yeah it's pretty fucked but although the joke reporter okay I'm

let's see this going in there and like trying to expose their business is being always seen this clip always seems super shitty to me because it's like. Let's play along, man, let's play along. It's just fun. It's like Santa Claus. Like if someone was doing that with Santa, you'd really roll your eyes. I feel like it's the same thing with pro wrestling. Clearly, it's not exactly real, but it's not exactly fake either. Like they're they're really getting hurt and this is unbelievably dangerous. What he did to this guy. Yeah.

Richard Belzer, that's who it is. to this guy. Yeah. Richard Belzer. That's who it is. Law and order. Yeah. Zach, can you show that picture? Dude, Richard Belzer, fucking consummate professional. He was very confused when he woke up. He liked it. If you've ever been choked out,

it's like everyone has a memory of recent time and you don't. I mean, for me, it's super embarrassing. They look like different species. But he like, but when he came out it was within three seconds of Hulk standing him up that he did like the, we'll be back after this. And so like to have that. Yeah, I don't even knew how much he was bleeding on the back of his head at the time. And because it's related to pro wrestling, he was having a hard time getting people to believe him after the fact. They thought it was some pro wrestling stunt, but he's been assaulted by a pro wrestler. That's again, for that Vince McMahon thing

where you're blending reality with the show that they put on. And I think he was on Oprah maybe something like that. And he was like, that was real. And I don't want to gross you people out, but like feel here. Can you zoom in? And he shows the stitches in his skull. And it's like, fuck fuck that dude opened him up Yeah, Hulk Hogan was shitty for doing only although again is the big ear guy you were talking about. He looks so different Richard bells Richard Belser Yeah, Richard Belser sued for five million dollars, but they settled for an undisclosed amount Yeah, our IP to Richard bells. I didn't know he was dead. Oh, I didn't either.

Last year. Yeah. Wrestling business seems super skeezy, super sketchy, lots of sexual assault and taking advantage of women and ripping people off and then like letting them get away with all the drug use that made so many of them die. There's this part in the documentary where they show how many wrestlers died before 40. And I was like, those guys are dead. Like I remember their names. They were famous enough that you'd like know their name. Um, but so many of them died before 40. Have we done a death pool in a while? We're still on. I think Woody won the last one.

Yeah. I think it was the guy that, um, was running against Putin for president. The golf near the golfer or something. Yeah. It has a list. I think you got two though. No, no you got one and Kyle got one. I don't know. Kyle got some rapper. The rapper. And you got the Russian guy. I don't know who died first. So who technically won. None of mine. Mine died first. But what we do every time is we just give that person another one. You know we let them replace their pick. So whenever, what do you want? Yeah, well done. All right. Oh, that's probably the most updated one.

This is super out of date. I want to, I want to switch out some people. I think we already did switch out. So I don't even think I have, I think I replaced DMX with somebody, but it was like last year. So, hmm. You want to do a whole new death pool was the rule was under 50 for this. I mean, honestly, I'd like to do a whole new death pool because Hunter Biden doesn't seem like a good pick anymore. Obviously. Yeah.

I would let him spill the beans. Now I want to say diddy. I want diddy. Is diddy. He's under 50. He's 54. Looks good for 54. Maybe we should do under 60 this will be a quick turnaround because I got diddy shitty I really hope that first of

all it's a little telling that he's staying I didn't know this at first he's at the place where Epstein didn't kill himself like that's where they're holding him and he's on suicide watch just like Epstein was so kill himself. That's where they're holding him and he's on the suicide watch just like Epstein was. He's roommates with that crypto guy. Did you know that? I thought for sure you were gonna say the like murder. If they move that enormous cop in we know exactly exactly what's going to happen. But yeah, Sam Bankman Fried is Diddy's roommate. Oh shit. Diddy's like, he's like, damn it, man, I was worth 1.2 bills. And he's like,

first time. Right? It's crazy to me that he got taken because I'm trying to put myself in his shoes and but also at the same time not making it a disgusting sex crime Yeah, like I don't know. Let's say I'd embezzled and I'd embezzled enough that they were gonna take me down But I've got one and a half billion dollars man. I'm figuring that out, right? Like I'm I'm not going to court I'm not going to court. I'd be talking to lawyers and extradition experts and someone from the United Nations. And then I'd need a contact with the vice president of Bulgaria or wherever I'm going and I want to invest heavily into the downtown community of your impoverished

nation, non extraditable status country. And I would be going there. And who cares if you lose 800 million doing it? You're not going to prison. Like if you got your properties. Where do you put your money? Do Swiss bank accounts work like they work in the movies? I think they do. Did you learn about it in the movies? Because that's where I learned it.

Well also like I think there's places in the Cayman Islands or somewhere right there where, like, the United States can't come and yoink that money. But one way or another, I would consult with, you know, lawyers and experts about this. There have to be people who know, but I wouldn't go to court. There's no way they'd gotten me if I'm Diddy. Like he was gone. Remember, he was like, where's Diddy? It was like he's on an island somewhere where they can't get him. smart. And then they pick him up in Brooklyn. What are you doing? What

are you doing? I think that they had told him. I don't think I've read this, but I think what they told us, if you turn yourself in, we'll give you bond. You'll be out anyway. And maybe this all goes away anyway. Who knows? You know, but if you flee, then it's your you're a fugitive from the United States now. You can never return. You'll never see your wives, your children, etc. You're not going to be Diddy anymore. And he was like, yeah, all right, I'll turn myself in.

I'll get Bond. And there'll be two, three years from now before this goes. And maybe in the meantime, I can bribe people. I can pay people to hush. But instead, they're like, no, we're hanging on to you. We're not letting you out. You're a flight risk and he's in the hell hole. That place apparently sucks.

It's real bad. Yeah. Oh. Compared to what he's used to. Well, no, they're like federal. They said there are three federal judges who refuse to send prisoners there in the New York area. They won't send the prisoners there. This is based on nothing.

I just feel like P. Diddy's in the good part area that they won't send the prisoners there. This is based on nothing. I just feel like P did he's in the good part of that neighborhood. Him and Sam Bankman freed it like you see when mobsters go to jail, right? They have butlers and like fine dining. But if he's like, if he does have anything approaching the kind of shit like Epstein had on powerful people, like, like then he won't be. Yeah, they would. They would want to target him somehow, either paying off a guard or having the having some fucking murderer cop, you know, in a bunch

of cameras, like they could get to them. They got Epstein was so much more protected and high profile than Diddy. I don't think there's a gym. I think they're locked down like 23 hours a day in a room. I think they're just stuck in a cell all day. This isn't prison, it's jail. But that's what Epstein was too. Like he was locked down a lot and he was like freaking out thinking he was going to be killed. Well he hung himself in his cell. So, you know. Yeah. Totally makes sense. Tear away pants. I hope we get some information this time.

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It's so soft on the inside. You know, man, it makes me feel bad that I said send all of it to me. I'm getting used out of it. Uh, dude. So we had the hangout last weekend. Yep. I am still bouncing around about my interaction with, it was his name chode the guy that I yelled at. That was the one. Uh, that was the one two days ago. Yeah. Two days ago. I don't know if it was chode.

There were no kerfuffles. I don't remember what it was. Yeah. It was the weekend. Or his screen name. Um, so the guy, here's what happened. The interruptions were wild at the start of Saturday. It was a lot. And like within like five, 10 minutes, I'm losing my mind. So I just leave, I just exit the situation for, I don't know, five minutes or so. And I just leave, I just exit the situation for, I don't know, five minutes or so.

And I'm like, relax, because everybody's talking at once and hecking crazy and I just say, all right, I took a little break. Unbeknownst to me, while I was gone, either Kyle or Taylor were like, guys, this is pretty rough on Woody, maybe interrupt a little less. It was a robot.

Yeah. Was it a robot? Okay. We had a whole talk about it. And there's this one guy, Chode. And if you think, I'm not sure it was Chode by the way. I thought he had, I don't remember his name wrong. I'm not sure.

Dude, I didn't realize this is the same guy who interrupted the month before. I can't tell. I'm like, Oh, hang up. A lot of new faces here. A lot of new faces every month. A lot of fresh faces in this call. Cool, cool, cool. What do you say?

I didn't realize that he was the same guy who was interrupting like edit extraordinary. The month before I was privately writing to Kyle. Like, is this guy retarded? I don't want to yell at someone who has an actual like learning disability because he's like his social interactions were ridiculous. You can't tell. You can't tell he's retarded or not. Yeah. So I asked him this time and he's interrupting me. Now there's lots of ways to do interruptions. There's like, I'm talking, but you're really excited to get your point. And that's one thing.

There's another where two people start at the same time. That's hardly an interruption, but that happens. That's not what's happening. It's more like, you know, hey, Kyle, tell me about this. I had a question. Kyle gets like 11 words into his answer and he starts going, right? But it's me.

And that's the kind of interruption he was doing. Just mid sentence, sentence and a half in one. And I think I'm gonna go to a maybe this week or the grocery store. You shouldn't like that, right? Just like right over you and just now about like mumbling a little bit. He's quiet. He's quiet.

And he's and what he's like clearly the one speaking right now. He's been asked a question and he's responding and this guy would just come in. Yeah, I don't know Maybe sometimes Coca-Cola and Pepsi who's to say dr. Pepper deserves the third slot there though. Am I right? Am I right? Like what are you doing? Last month the question was is he heavily on drugs? Which is fine, as we always say, lots of people are in there. Can Crusher is often so wasted that he's upsetting to be around. So I just turn his bike all the way to zero. OK. Look, I don't get mad at him.

I just get mad at the scenario. I'm being I'm forced to be in now. It's like, dude, you did so much of whatever that you're gone and you're not aware that you're being annoying And I'm not gonna hold that against you, but I can't listen to this anymore like that can crush We'll do that suit to you sometimes So we're like, hey, are you high? Cuz we'll excuse your assholeness if you are and he doesn't say anything. It's like now he's quiet and it's like I Think one of us asked him

I was like have you had a traumatic head injury? Because I knew a girl who was kind of awful like you are right now. And that was her problem. Like, is that what it is? And last month, Woody was genuinely, is he retarded? And we didn't know. I didn't know it was the same guy.

I didn't know it was the same guy. I'm a little retarded. I had a hunch that it was the same, because it was the same speech cadence. Yeah. And I'm like, if you're high as fuck right now, that's OK. I'm not judging you. It's a PKA hangout.

If the people here are, it's like a socially appropriate place to do your thing. Or if you genuinely have some sort of brain injury birth defect or whatever like let me know and I can work with that too but what you're doing now is just leaving me baffled and confused and it's off the wall rude and I went full blue shirt on him I would say and then interrupt after that did he no he did he left the call he left the call immediately but it was a couple minutes later I guess I get I can be a

little mean in there anyway like I get I get caught up in the game I get I get mad at people that one guy picked grease for it for a film and I was like why did you pick grease he's like because of the movie and I was like, why did you pick Greece? And he's like, because of the movie. And I'm like, it's not spelled that way. It's not the country. The movie Greece is spelled like the Greece you put on gears or in a car like the lubricate like in Greece, like in the bull. So I get I get super mad and yell at people and I probably shouldn't. I don't I don't mean it.

I just get the game very seriously. Like I do all games. I can't take them any other way. Yeah, I'm very proud of myself I think I got the first six piece that's ever been had in a PGA hangout You did get a six now is very good what he gave a what his lead-off clue was a six and I mean We got it. It was late at it for six. No, yeah Alive that's what it was. Yeah live. Yeah. Yeah. Just there were a bunch of like plants and people and animals and shit. And they were all except for duck, which the other term went first. Uh, the other team went first and just happened to get duck off the board for me.

And I was like, Oh, I was waiting for duck to get removed and now look. So we have a good time in there. Usually we don't scream at, that's not true. We scream people every, every half the time. I don't know someone gets screamed at every single month I won't yell at you Yeah, I will not yell at you he can take it I think he has a flawless record Yeah, I don't get he's often the peacekeeper too Like things get a little awkward after a fight

and it's not always Kyler and I in this fight. It can be two hang out, you know, Patreons. Taylor will, I don't know, make the seas calm again. Yeah, to service I offer. And I don't mind it because I'm usually like, oh man, I just wanna, I just want, can we just play code names? Someone over there is yelling at someone else.

Someone's trying to talk about the Jews. Like, can we just, can we just play code names? Someone over there is yelling at someone else. Someone's trying to talk about the Jews. Like, can we just, can we just look and give me a clue. They'll start arguing about Israel and Palestine and it's just, oh dude, Fish was so fun. Like someone asked, like someone announced they're like, oh, did you guys see the rocket attack? Like a bunch of rockets were shot at Israel, and then Fish sitting there in his computer chair, he goes, let's go. And he's, uh, then someone asked him like two seconds later, they're like, so Fish, like, what's your take on this whole thing as like a Muslim and a Lebanese guy? And I'm like, what do you, he just was like yelling, let's go. I think he's chosen a side. He's like literally Lebanese. I think people he knows have been killed

in Lebanon this week. Like it's- I don't doubt it. So he's, you know, it's hard to, it's hard to talk truth to that. People you know- Is you being attacked by all their neighbors right now. You either die the Jew or live long enough to be the Hitler

That's a good take I like that I'm switching sides again Okay, yeah, yeah I'm too convincing an argument. Okay. You're switching sides? Okay. Then I'm Israel. Yeah. You be Israel and I'm going to be Palestine this time. I like that better. Press your country didn't exist till what? Forties? Oh my God.

Oh, as if we've started Israel's just trying to live there and they're being bullied by all these Muslim nations. Okay. Yeah. Bullied. They have F 35 fighters. Yeah. But they're not using them. They are using them all day every day. They do nothing but use them.

They have been bombing me. 5,000 video clips of them using. I just watched a video before we came on here. Actually, honestly, the video clip I did watch though, before we got on here, there were people trying to steal the food from the aid truck that's going into Palestine and you can and you're watching them do it on video. You know, there's there's no ambiguity.

They have a case and they showed up in a truck. They're like truck thieves and the Israelis are watching and it's a lady pilot or operator, whatever. And she's like, yeah, let's see him. Yeah, they're getting in the vehicle. They all got guns. And they're like, all right, well, whenever you're ready and she's she goes firing like immediately

She goes and firing Fucking truck up. They're all so calm about it. It's always it's always like I think Shangela said that bit worries He's like our guys kind of hard to relate to sometimes. They're all old as ice like yeah, yeah, I see the family. All right. And they're gone. All right. Good mission confirmed mission confirmed. I copy that. Copy that. Roger, Roger, Roger. You know, I got to identify with the flip flop guys a little bit more than that. That's a great bit where he's like me. I identify with the jungle gym guys, just doing their best out there. That's such a fucking funny bit.

Yeah. Those guys have these long arguments. He's funny and somehow non-political on politics. Yeah. I mean, it's more like just make it funny. And people engage with that. They like it. Like, I'm sure lots of people who don't agree with Shane Gillis politically, cause he does seem a little more right wing. Like, they still think he's funny because he is funny.

He doesn't tell you you're wrong, right? Like he just, like he'll say, Trump is funny. Ah, we killed him like a dog. And you could tell he maybe likes that he said it that way, but he's not telling you that like that you're wrong for not liking it. I'm just glad that Trump said it that way. That's going to be, there's going to be like a plaque of like all the famous speeches from Washington, Lincoln, and there's going to be that one.

Beautiful dogs. Talking about the dogs, how wonderful our dogs are and how terrible all their terrorists are. Dad, he died like a coward. He died crying. Big baby. Like he really did go on and on like that for a while. It was it was like a mean spirited. We we killed a guy tonight. It was fun. You know, big deal. I was there watching, you know, our guys are cool. We got cool dogs, dude. Like He's talking it's like lighthearted. Like it was like he just watched Black Hawk down or something like that.

It was like then the fucking little birds show up. They got machine guns, huge machine guns on these little birds. And they just start laying waste to those terror cowards. Knowing Trump, he was probably literally like, I remember when Obama was talking about getting Osama, he didn't even seem excited, didn't care. Everyone was talking about it. Me, when I kill an enemy of our country, I'm excited. I get up. I'm ready for it. Like, he had his skull or something like he had the head. Like, no, it's not even a skull. It's still flesh on the bone head. He's got the head there.

He's like, they brought me his head. I said, don't come back without thousands of years. We were putting our enemies heads on bikes out front of our cathedrals, out front of our buildings. We're bringing it back. Does this ever happen? I'm trying to load the transcript to get it accurate. I can't open a new tab.

My browser is like, maybe you lost your internet connection. I don't think so. I'm gonna call right now. Here it is. I got it eventually. Well, that thing that was Sulaimani was it? No, no, it wasn't. I do the car. I'll beg daddy. It was out there. I'll beg daddy or something like that. Yeah, I guess they chased him into a cave with a robot and a dog and murdered him with those If this speech ends with this last night was a great night for the United States in the world a brutal killer One who was called so much hardship and death was violently eliminated

He will never again harm another innocent man, woman or child. He died like a dog. He died like a coward. The world is now a much safer place. That's what he said. Did we do scary shit to people, man? Like, like, well, we are. It I think is scary.

You know, they burn people in cages and shit like that. I remember that poor Jordanian pilot they captured burnt alive in that fucking cage. This is gruesome and awful. But man, you do not want the United States of America to like want to get you. You know, like we're really good at finding you. And once we found you, we I guess I am on the same team. Oh, my God. The president said this. Baghdadi and the losers who worked for him and losers, They are, they had no idea what they were getting into.

In some cases they were frightened little puppies. In other cases, they were hardcore killers. They killed many, many people. They murder innocent Americans. James Foley, Steven Sotloff, Peter Gassig and Galen Mueller were especially anus. Like in some cases, like frightened little puppies, like the president saying that about our enemies. I kind of like that. Whoever wins this next one, drag some of that attitude into the mix. A little bit of like, yeah, like you're an enemy of ours.

We're going to be serious business about it. What I like about it is like, let's not pretend like like yeah, we've launched a military operation last night and blood No We sent some killers and some fucking stealth choppers to another country without asking and we took what what was ours? We killed motherfuckers and their families too and then we robbed everything there that we wanted then we threw his body and off the side of a Trillion dollar boat that we have a tin of so suck our dicks for America Like that's what I want to hear

I want to hear some hardcore shit like like don't don't pussyfoot around after you send in a seal team You know, I mean like like you can't have it both ways. Yeah, I like that I think they killed that bag daddy guy with like a robot as well I think he retreated into some little hidey hole cave that they had dug some Maybe not chase them down with dogs. Maybe your dogs and that's what the president said Okay, I think they sent a robot and some dogs and i'm just imagining how scary that is Like I don't know. I don't know what their robot looked like but i'm imagine a scary robot And then some belgian malinois and i'm in a cave hiding and they're coming for me. It just sounds so gruesome and scary.

I bet he did get eaten up by dogs. They probably let the dog kill him. We're hardcore. Hmm. I love it. I love that shit. I, uh, I, uh, I wish we had a good bad guy to fight that, that wasn't so like. Gray area all the time.

Like I like, I like when we fight bad guys. That's how it tends to be though. You got a bunch of gray area to deal with. I'm thinking about how I'd do it if I was president. I don't think I'd do scared little, try to have it both ways, scared puppies, evil killer. I want it to be more ghost ops. Hey, this guy was an enemy of America. Anytime, anywhere, any place, America can reach out and touch you. He's gone now. End of speech.

Just drop, mic drop, walk away. What if then you had one of those like in the movie, they've always got that little remote to operate. They're like, he went, as you can see at this very moment, our predator drones are circling the hideout. And like mentioned, this guy's about Baghdadi's brother. Now you may not know this about Baghdadi's brother. Worse than Al-Baghdadi.

You look through the window here you can see, and this is a damn shame folks, he's on season two of The Wire. He's never going to get to the good ones. Never going to get to the good ones. Season two. What a shame. Those docs don't care. Then he pulls out a fucking Xbox controller and goes.

I'm like, you hear, good shot, Mr. President. Roger that. And it just turns it off. Like, like that would be pretty hardcore. Who was the guy that Trump was talking about? Like some terrorists that he showed him his house or said, like, I know where you live. Like this is your house. This is where you're staying. I don't know. Is that true? I heard it on a YouTube short.

Someone told the story that they were there when Trump said it. Leader of the town. I've never heard it from like a good source. Yeah. I don't know. I, I don't want to have to look it up. Zach, see if you can find a story. It was some al Qaeda sounds right.

One of the ISIS, one of those. I think it had to do with pulling out of Afghanistan. The story goes, he told the leader of Taliban. Taliban, thank you. Like he showed him a picture of his house and he's like, why are you showing me a picture of your house? He's like, one American dies, so do you. And, but that sounds a little bit like really Trump personally, I don't know, I don't know. That's the kind of big talk he tends towards, so I could see that. He's braggadocious to a fault,

so having him be like the captain of your team is kind of nice, because now he's not bragging about his gold toilets and his supermodel wife, he's bragging about stealth fighters and American zeal and that you can kind of get behind that a little bit um whoever the next president is i i'm probably leaning like 55 kamala over over trump i think is probably the likelihood like 55 45 it doesn't look good um i i hope that they're It doesn't look good. I hope that they're, I'm worried about foreign policy.

I'm worried about these three big wars that are going on and how the president, the next president is going to engage with them. I don't want to have Americans fighting and getting killed, but I'm okay with whatever else basically. Yeah. It's like we're on a time where escalation could happen rapidly in a couple of different areas of the world. And that's a very scary possibility. Well, the South China Sea is weird too. Like

the Chinese keep fucking with their neighbors. And we kind of have this Pacific NATO now with all of the Pacific countries and us, you know, opposing China. So that one's kind of scary I watched this whole thing about three gorgeous dam last night, you know, it's the world's largest dam in China We talked about how there's 400 million Chinese in in the wake of it. So if it were to be destroyed And then so watch this video and they're like so you're probably thinking you're real hard to destroy that damn, huh? Not really It's like and it's like I thought it would be real hard to destroy that dam, huh? Not really. It's like, and it's like- I thought it would be, because it-

They said that, no, it would be easy to, like not only could you just destroy the dam with missiles, but there's another dam up, you know, back behind it, that's not that well-defended, and you could break that one, and that would sit, they had the number of like hectometers of squared of water it is right it's just so much water you can't fathom it um and they said like that would probably do

most of the damage but they talked like thailand had these they've only got like 50 of them they got these long-range missiles now they're like if they shot all 50 of their missiles it only take two direct hits to like break the dam and once you break it a little, it tears itself apart. You know, you could get it to start spilling. That just seems like China's in such a vulnerable spot. It's worse than a nuclear weapon. Oh, dude, that would be the biggest loss of life in human history by enormous orders of magnitude, like nothing else would come close to how the Indonesian tsunami in 2004. The Indonesian tsunami in 2004 killed 250,000 and it was this world event.

There's 400 million people in the wake of that damn obviously they wouldn't kill them all but it would kill many, many of them. If it kills, you know, 10% of them, that's bigger than what, like any genocide. You know, that damn slows the rotation of the earth to a measurable extent. That's wild. That's so cool. We agree. It's colossal. Yeah. It's colossal. Yeah. Actually, would it be bigger than the biggest genocides? How many did Mao get? It's usually, oh, I don't know. You've seen the graphs though, where it's like you add up like Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, like all the rest and they like, it's like one of those star videos where it starts with like Pol Pot and you're like, that's a lot of people. And then it gets like

Stalin and you're like, there can't possibly be something. And then it goes to like the Beetlejuice star of that orders of magnitude Just now killing like over double anybody else 50 million or something. Yes, something like that something horrific. Yeah, I don't know But yeah a lot of a lot of geopolitical stuff going on the world's in kind of a shaky shaky place And I see people being like, oh, there's always trouble in the Middle East Yeah, but like it's like extra bad the last year, you know, after October 7th, it's been wild. There could be a hot war in the Middle East, like any day. Well, it depends on how hot war because there is. Yeah. I mean, like with us sending boots on the ground there, like that could, we already are like approving people going over

there to serve and support. Where are they going? You know, I mean in transition quickly and that's not That would suck Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't I don't want which party you think is more likely to put American soldiers in Israel. I think Both parties are pretty equally likely to do that. Like I would say it like close to 90% scenario Like like Israel's like like being invaded on by land I just don't think that they if anything I could see one of the parties putting I Don't obviously Ukraine's in the way of Poland, but maybe I can't think of what's below

Poland and kind of to the nobody like the southeast of Poland like like I don't know if Russia were to invade a NATO country or something of Poland. Like, like, I don't know if if Russia were to invade a NATO country or something like that, obviously, we're going. I just don't see us sending the Marines to Israel, you know, or to the West Bank. I don't see us putting. Well, they wouldn't go to the West Bank. They'd be fighting Hezbollah in Lebanon or Iran. Chechia and Slovakia are the answers you were looking for.

You didn't know that? Yeah. He didn't. He just took, he didn't even know. He just took him a second. I just remembered. Yeah, yeah, I was thinking about the parties, right? Because like Trump, for all the faults I have in him, is pretty non-interventionist, right? That's his default stance.

That's the best thing about him. But he's also really kind of pro-Israel. He was a closer ally of Israel than I typically think of the Democrats but the Democrats are also allies of Israel and Maybe not as non interventionist as Trump party-wide It's a hard time choosing who's less warm-up ring, but Trump himself is kind of non-inventionist, but super pro-israel So I don't know the poll just it, it is like the, if the Democrats get in, I think. It's likely we keep the Ukraine thing going.

And also we would still be doing all the support for Israel, potentially sending soldiers if it happened. But with Trump, Trump, it's going to do the same thing and just breathlessly support Israel and whatever they want and prioritize their needs. But at least with Trump we'll end the, we could see an end to the Ukraine thing. He would have in instantly. I'm looking for hard word abandoned Ukraine. He would just, yeah, even they would know even before he took office.

Two ways to vote for the one war. He might, but my guess would be he'll do, he had promised to pull out of a lot of places when he got into office and then he got in there and they, and the general said, sir, here's would be he'll do. He had promised to pull out of a lot of places when he got into office. And then he got in there and they, and the general said, sir, here's what happens when we do here's here's what it costs when we do here's here's our stance now we're on a back foot where, and, and when this happens and it will. Then we've got to fly everything back over there, you know, like right now we're at the ball game and if they want to play ball,

we're ready to step up and pitch. If we step back, then we're now we're the way team again. We've got to land all our shit over there again. It's going to cost this and that. And he was like, Oh, all right, we'll stay. I don't want a big mess. I think Ukraine thing is similar. I think maybe he wouldn't keep the checkbook open, but I don't know how much control he has over that

I don't know how much the president has Without our constant veto power with our constant what like like they're just sending like arms and supplies and money and influence Oh, you're so silly. You think it's just it's such a net win for us that whole Ukraine thing It's just, it's such a net win for us, that whole Ukraine thing. Every, every look at, like, expand into a much larger war rapidly. And that's a, that's a real possibility. How? If like the U S gets involved directly, why would be a scenario between us and Russia? Well, something happened in Ukraine.

And then we have strong Ukraine backers who go oh they just bombed this target in Ukraine or there was fallout from this target that touched this area of Poland and so now we have World War Three. That's happened multiple times and it wasn't you know there's been missiles that accidentally went into Poland and struck. Do you think that there's a zero percent chance that it escalates into a very large conflict? With Russia? Yes Yeah. I think it's basically a 0% chance. They're struggling right now. Like they've been having a hard time for a long time. It's kind of a stalemate and they keep throwing hundreds of thousands of men. I don't think there's a scenario where they just, unless we completely abandon our ally, that Russia bulldozes through Ukraine and makes a

bigger war. If anything, we're keeping the war contained in Eastern Ukraine where it should be and not making it central than Western Ukraine and then Poland or somewhere else. And while Russia is tied up in this never-ending quagmire, this self-made Vietnam they have going on right now, which is what we're doing to them, we're giving them a Vietnam times ten right now. While they're tied up with that, they can't be off somewhere else tinkering. If they were not involved in Ukraine, the support that they could be lending to Iran right now, how many more ballistic missiles, how many more drones,

all of that resource material is being focused in Ukraine. They're borrowing shit from North Korea, which is also good for us. Now the North Koreans don't have as much bullshit to throw at South Korea if we eventually have to deal with them. It's draining our enemy, and it's really not draining us. When they talk about, the more you look into the arms that we have sent, and not just the old stuff, it's like it was going to cost us money to decommission those things. We couldn't just throw them away. We can't just auction them off.

Rocket fuel expires and then the process of taking the old rocket fuel out and putting new rocket fuel in is not cost efficient. It's much better to just send it over. They're gonna have to like shoot these things at dirt. You know, they were gonna bury and destroy a lot of these things. And the 155 millimeter shells

that are being made in Scranton, that's a huge jobs program. There's Americans5 millimeter shells that are being made in Scranton, that's a huge jobs program. There's Americans working overtime for that money. You know, I like it. I like all of it. That's such a teeny tiny little amount of jobs for the amount of money leaving the country. It's so many jobs. It's our it's what we do here. It's the whole military industrial complex is our work and overtime is killing. It's what we do. That is what we do. Yeah No, no one thinks that like something can just explode into a global conflict quickly, but we're like we're in one of those times

We're like It could tee off at any moment like Israel and always in one of those times We've had a global conflict is Russia fighting Ukraine like that hot a thing? We've been literally in wars in Iraq and in Afghanistan. I'm more afraid of Iran. When I was a kid, the US, Russia, Cold War was a bit... My whole life has been one of those times where it's about to explode.

It's gonna be a cry wolf thing. Yeah. I don't know, it is until it isn't. Like it isn't until it isn't because there's a lot of times where they're like, oh, what do you think is gonna happen? Some archduke gets assassinated and the world is plunged into tens of millions

of people dying in trenches. Get real. We learned from that Taylor. We learned from that. All right. We learned that if you have alliances all over the world it can set off a chain. And so we dealt with that by not changing our system of how we organize that.

Look, I think NATO is a great thing. I'm being coy, but like, yeah, like I'm definitely more afraid of the US getting sucked into another Middle Eastern conflict than I am of Russia conquering Europe. Because I agree with you that like, just if it costs, if it wasn't bleeding money out of the US to foreign nations, yeah, it's just weakening a geopolitical enemy in Russia. And that's good. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's going to foreign nations. I don't care if it's, I don't care where, what continent they're on. I'll get on your team with Israel. I would, I would definitely cut Israel off with like this cash money. Oh, that's not going to happen.

That's the one thing that we cannot change, whether Kamala. Dude, every presidential debate we have, there's a whole section where they're like, all right, now here is the who loves Israel. More section of our debate. And then Trump is like, Israel wouldn't even exist. It's not going to exist. It's going to be a shame if they get elected. They're not going to do everything that Israel needs. And then Kamala is like, no, we will support Israel full throatedly. Yeah, I don't think Israel needs us. I think they got

this shit under in hand. They seem scary. I don't think they need our help. Definitely not like the checkbook doesn't need to be open. I'm fine with selling arms to anybody who's not our enemy and Israel's not our enemy. They're doing some awful things, but I'm fine with selling them arms. I just don't like giving them all these arms. We give that a shit. I've just seen all the shit they have and it's like y'all are not every now and then you hear about someone going to goodwill that doesn't need to and it's like come on dude like that's for the people who need it or the food bank. That's the one I saw some like some scummy tick talker who would like like life hack. Go to the food bank and look at all these good soups.

You believe they just give these the board a scumbag. That's Israel. That's Israel. Israel goes to the food bank, even though they've got like plenty of money, you know, plenty of power and they come and they get our food. But it's just not good enough. Meanwhile, there's poor Ukrainians. You've seen them.

Look, they need a food bank, okay? Like Ukrainians need a food bank. They were in a rough go. And what I really like about the Ukrainians, it's they're fighting and dying for what they're doing. You know, it's not like they're sitting back on their haunches and letting us come in and they're not like Israel pushing unwilling combatants to the front. saying that it's called a draft. Remember World War II? Everybody's like, yeah, in World War II, America was motivated. So many people enlisted. Yeah, let's look at the numbers

of enlisted versus draftees. I think drafts are wrong. Really? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I think it's wrong to have a draft. I think that if a conflict is not impactful directly enough to the people of that nation, that they have to be conscripted into it.

And each person gets to make that decision. We trust everyone with the ability to weigh and measure the geopolitics and the battlefield. Like until they get to your house, exactly. I don't know, it might be a better program to sort of band together and fight than to wait. You know, those Greeks and Romans. I mean, we didn't like, most wars, we don't need a draft. And the wars that we do need a draft, like the vast majority of them, there are wars that there was no reason

for the US to get involved in anyway. We haven't drafted a party that we didn't need in a long time. The reason we had a draft in Vietnam is because nobody wanted to go because there's no reason for an American to give two fucks about what happens in Vietnam. Yeah, but that's all fair. But what I'm saying is like, if we instituted a draft, it would be because we needed the people,

not because we wanted them. If Russia showed up on our shores with fucking shit. No, I'm just hypothetical. Like I'm saying, let's say Russia is invading Oregon or something. Immediately, you're going to see people want to volunteer and want to fight because it's in our country now. The reason you need a draft to go, hey, you need to go, hey kid in 1962, you have to go fight and die in this country you've never heard of for a conflict you don't understand, in a proxy war between us and the Soviet Union. Oh, what do you mean nobody wants to do that? He wouldn't go. People would sign up. Taylor's right. 912 must have been a heck of a day to be a military recruiter. Yes, if we feel threatened and it's actually threatening to us as a people, as Americans, we'll step up.

But it's still not enough, but it's still not enough. Just like it wasn't enough in World War II when Pearl Harbor happened. And so they drafted a lot of people. They had a massive draft, you know? The draft, there is no draft right now. I'm not arguing for a continuous draft. I'm saying when you need a draft, you need a draft, you need a draft. You know, the draft, there is no draft right now. I'm not arguing for a continuous draft. I'm saying when you need a draft, you need a draft, you need a draft. Like it's sort of

its own thing. If like, I don't know what the conflict would even be if the Russians nuked Alaska and then started making their way across Canada. We need a draft. We need a draft. I mean, there's not enough time for a draft to work. If they're already in Canada, we need a draft. We need a draft. I mean, there's not enough time for a draft to work. If they're already in Canada, we've got three hours still there here. Oh, that's not how war works. So look at their, look at the progress across Ukraine. I'm obviously in Canada, not being able to defend it. Oh yeah.

Canadians are fucking you. You met, you're always mad about those Israelis taking our money. I don't like those Canadians. I feel like we've taken our money We've given them a pass for far too long I liked when Trump was fucking with him over the car imports and would not and like turning down meetings with your dough I enjoyed that those yeah bastards. It's all Justin Castro Mm-hmm. He looks a lot like him. Dude. That's that's a conspiracy that I definitely believe he looks too much like him

Castro for don't yeah Castro like him. That's a conspiracy that I definitely believe. He looks too much like him. Castro? Fidel Castro? Yeah, Castro. Sorry, Fidel Castro. You guys are freezing for me. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Fidel Castro is Justin Trudeau's father. It's well documented.

Sure. Have you seen what Fidel Castro looks like next to Trudeau? And then have you seen the weird angular feature dude that was purportedly his dad? It looks so, it's so close. Clearly. But I'm trying to like find a picture that compares the top thing I find is Associated Press. No, Fidel Castro is not Trudeau's father. Oh, well, of course they're going say that that's gonna be a national embarrassment

Now now Zach throw up a picture of what Justin Trudeau looks like next to his his father Is oh that's young Justin Trudeau Yeah, that can't be yeah, that's definitely young Trudeau That's his father. Oh, well, I really just wanted to like cast lies upon him. I didn't want proof of him being honest. I'm kind of just having fun. It's fun to go into the who gives a fuck conspiracy. I'm starting to think that Ted Cruz,

Zodiac killer is more likely than this now. Yeah. Yeah. I could see this being real, but it also, if that's his dad on the left, looks similar enough. Yeah. Definitely. Definitely not real. Yeah. Doesn't look like it though. Adele had his hands full. Oh, well, it was fun to think about.

You know what I want to talk about? The long shoreman strike. Did they start yet? I think maybe they started today. I don't know. I don't know. You know what I want to talk about? The longshoremen strike. Did they start yet? I think maybe they started today. I don't know. I don't know about this. I read a lot of shoremen, I guess along the entire East coast, maybe, um, are wanting to strike.

They want, forgive my numbers. They're close, but they could be off. I think a 50% raises on the table, but they want a 70 or 80% raise. Whoa. Big sticking point. They make about 40 bucks an hour now. So for New York, that's kind of low. I don't know where elsewhere.

But the big sticking point is they want a six year contract that ensures there'll be no more automation coming to our ports. And that's like, I consider myself pro worker. I have a lot of empathy, sympathy for the working. I think a lot of money in this country, the divide between wealthy and normal is wider than it's ever been.

And it's pretty fucking wild. I think, and I kind of like applaud workers flexing their muscles a little bit. These are necessary people, et cetera, et cetera. But if you watch that thing about the guy talking about shutting down and ruining the auto industry crashes this and that, if they force that, oh, Zach says the strike ended well,

gosh darn, that was quick. You didn't even get to strike. Yeah, people were like, shit, damn that was so fast. It was active at the start of the show, I think. I saw a guy lay out what would happen day by day with a strike and it was like, he's like, that's $8.5 billion a day, gone. And I'm like, oh shit, I bet we fixed this quick.

It literally happened less than two hours ago, okay. During the show it ended. That's good news. Yeah, that is good news. Thank goodness. And there was some conspiracy theories. Trump met with the leader of them shortly before it happened. But I'm like, just meeting with a union leader is not a bad, well, a union leader trying to put the screws to people on their own. But the lack of automation, like imagine if I was in like the shovel and rake union

demanding that you don't buy excavators and bulldozers. It's like, how can a nation be competitive if we resist automation? You don't see them doing that in other nations. It's gonna be a big problem. We have to make this stuff good. So I wonder what kind of deal they struck. Frank Sabat could say.

It's difficult difficult the automation thing because like it would have to be meted out correctly because like you couldn't have, like if they approved automated truck driving tomorrow, like that's what 12 million people that instantly don't have a job or a career anymore. So I can kind of get on board with this. You can't replace existing workers with automation.

Okay, now we know over like the next, I'll make up a number, 15 years, half of this workforce just gone. And that's how it's gonna happen. People will leave and we won't have to backfill them. But what are they gonna do? Like truck driver is the job for low educated men. Oh, what would people,

yeah, like what else are they gonna do? I never know the answer to that, but I do understand like the economics of it. If you're like, I did this like five, 10 years ago almost. Taylor, we live in a village, a tiny little primitive village, and we are spear fishermen. That's what we do.

Asshole Kyle comes along and invents the net. He's putting us all out of work. We're not gonna be out of work. Inhuman wants are insatiable. We're gonna find new work in the hut building industry. There are other places for our labor because there will always be a growing need of human wants. And we'll just have a higher lifestyle.

Everybody will because of automation. So what is a longshoreman gonna do? Like a person who would have potentially been a longshoreman, he'll find another spot, a person who would potentially be a truck driver will find another job. They always do. I can't tell you what it will be. Well, so the your argument is this time is different. No, no, no, that it would be a catastrophic change socially to rapidly move like 10 million like working class Americans out of a job and they have no qualifications to do something else.

And many of them have families. Right. And you said truck driver, but if you just, if you broaden it even farther to driver, right? Like now we're talking about forklift operators, truck drivers, there's all kinds of people who are, taxi cabs, Uber, whatever, right? Mailmen, yeah, that's a great one too. Like there's also people who- They should automate that. Fuck those short-wearing cocksuckers.

Whose job is essentially driver. Like it's an enormous industry, much larger than just truck drivers. And if overnight we replace them, I don't know how the economy would swallow that change. But if it becomes like, hey, you know what? Don't get into driving just like you don't wanna get into a travel agency right now,

that's been replaced by the internet. Get into some other job, there'll be a new job. There'll be a new spot for everybody. There always is because human wants cannot be satisfied. So there'll be a new job. There'll be a new spot for everybody. There always is because human wants cannot be satisfied. So there'll be a new job. Yeah, that's one that we're getting to the point that a lot of stuff can be fully automated. And in that way, I do believe it's different than anytime in the past. Like being able to automate out lawyers, make it so those are not needed anymore. AI can do it in a more sophisticated, better way, instantly draw on all the information you need, getting rid of anyone doing manual labor.

These are steps we haven't seen changed. There's a difference between people being like, oh, the horse will forever be the primary means of transportation and being like, okay, well, what happens? What's the next step after manual labor is no longer there? There are factors that are entirely automated now. You just have a couple of guys there to monitor the machines, but they're entirely automated factories, you know? Yeah. AI is going to change the game with this. Like we really don't know the capacity for it.

I'm curious, right? Like I'm skeptical, but I'm also aware I might be wrong. Like you're like, hey, attorneys are AI attorneys are better than real attorneys. I doubt it. I feel like, I'll tell you what AI doesn't know shit about Elden Ring. Like it gets it wrong constantly. If you're telling me it's that much better at like divorce law or something. I'm skeptical.

I agree with you now, but like, let's play the tape forward. 20 years, 25 years. Okay. Like think of where our electronic technology was 25 years ago and where it is today and think about AI in its infancy today. We're in the infancy of it. We're just now getting it. I don't think we can imagine how much more sophisticated it's just going to be 20 years from now. I think it's just gonna be a tool that makes people better at their jobs. So when Google came along,

suddenly computer programming fundamentally changed. Like your job became basically finding someone else who wrote something similar and altering it to satisfy your current problem. That's the bulk of what programmers do. And now that AI comes along, your job is Basically to get AI to write your code for you and then figure out how close it came like, you know To alter that last 5% or get what they wrote to fit in your system

That's what attorneys are gonna do I want AI to take AI should be able to take the job of the guy who takes your order at McDonald's It should be able to take the job of a lot of things like that I saw the Ukrainians have this AI drone and it hovers over the battlefield and takes your order at McDonald's, it should be able to take the job of a lot of things like that. I saw the Ukrainians have this AI drone and it hovers over the battlefield and it just looks at vehicles and immediately identifies them and displays the percentage of certainty next to them.

So it's like just, it's looking at this, it's watching over the battlefield and it's like light tank, light armored vehicle, tank, artillery piece and it's little percentages next to them that are constantly changing and it's tracking them all independently. That was kind of neat. Like that's scary. I wonder where the logic is. Like if that drone goes down to the Russians, get it. Or is the logic back on at home in the satellite? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I don't think I don't think they're too worried about that.

I think the Russians have plenty of crazy shit, too. Those drones are great. I watch Russian shit's imaginary. Well, you know, the drone stuff is there are a couple hundred bucks apiece. I watched a whole little documentary today, I think about drone warfare again, because it's continuously changing. It's getting like better and better and better faster and faster and faster They said that Ukraine was 60% of DJI sales or DJI sales last year 60% of their product their drones the biggest drone maker in the world and their civilian drones They don't make military shit went to Ukraine DJI was like we don't know anything about that. That's that's not true. That's not sure

Ignore that ignore that we make hobbyist drones, but sometime DJI was like, we don't know anything about that. That's not true. That's not true. Don't worry about that. Ignore that, ignore that. We make hobbyist drones. Sometimes like 20 years ago, right? I bought Children's Place because my wife said she really liked the selection and the price. I'm just a super happy customer. Children's Place is like a baby gap kind of store.

And so I looked into it and their financial statements looked good to me and she said it was, I was like, oh, fuck, let's do it. And then they got into Razor scooters. The scooters became like the biggest thing in America for a while. Oh, they were awesome. I had one. And I held the company that made it, it was like, was their primary distributor. that made it's like was their primary distributor. I can pick them up. Man, don't you try and test me on the scooter market. That's so fun. And the whole time were you just like, I don't know if this is sustainable with the scooter hype, but when do I sell? I haven't looked at it. What is the scooter bubble gonna burst?

We learned that with the bird scooters I Would help criminals I Hope I hope the Ukraine thing keeps going. It's it's it's great. It's great for us. It's great for a winds Yeah, yeah, don't wouldn't you hope that it ends right? He doesn't Tell her that would end all the footage. I think. I don't even watch the footage anymore, it's all the same. They're gonna have to come up with some new stuff. Here's what I want.

New stuff? You've watched so many people die, you're glazing over at it now? It's boring now. That's enough. I've seen every iteration of a human begging a drone not to kill it. But now I need land-based drones.

So it's one thing to drop a fucking grenade or a bomb from up high and we did talk about those ones that drop thermite That's fucking cool. But I want to see as a little is like a Terminator tank Like again turn Terminator 3 they showed these little and even in maybe Terminator 1 there's that they're showing like the future and they're there The hunter-killer drones that have like like tank treads But it's like a human's torso on it kind of like like it has like a almost a face I want to see some shit like that I want to see some like tank drones rolling around and I want them to have human faces for some reason I want that so bad. I want to have glowing red eyes, even if they don't do anything but glow. I think you try hard

What it's to try our enemies What? It's too try hard. I want to strike people who are enemies. Yeah well then put like what do they hate? Like who's our enemy in this situation? The Russians. The Russians? Okay what do Russians hate more than anything? The briety. Freedom. The briety. I like this. I like this thread. All right. Who's a big sober guy? We'll put his picture on it. Yes. We air drop, Woody, swish. We start air dropping Odules into their country. First of all, we blow up all of their distilleries immediately.

We're flying over and around weapons stockpiles to get to distilleries. And we destroy them because now they're all like, what am I going to do? And I live in Russia with no way to soften it. I did read about a Ukrainian bar that poisoned like two dozen Russians and killed them. They gave them vodka. And then once they were drunk on vodka and they couldn't taste the poison, they gave them a poisoned bottle of vodka and killed them. Now that is something you never want to do because no one's going to trust that bar anymore. If I find out that like the restaurant I went to poisoned some guy and they're

like, no, you don't get it. He was a fucking piece of shit. I'm going to be like, I believe you. I'm not eating at your establishment anymore. But it was Russians. It was intentional because they're in a war. Yeah. I'm not going to. I mean, I don't want to be crazy, but I'm not going to go anywhere where they poison people. Like if I found out back was poisoning Russians, I'd be like, man, that that's why you guys really care.

I'm not gonna eat your steaks anymore. I can't poison. There's been buried. There's a scene in true lies where Jamie Lercurtis is talking to Schwarzenegger and she's like, do you kill people? And he's on true serum. They were all very bad people.

Yeah. Yeah, but they were all bad. So this is what the bar like, do you kill people? They're all bad people. It's okay. Yeah, it's fucking great. I haven't seen that movie forever, but it's a really good movie. Jamie Lee Kurtz so hot in the movie.

And then Schwarzenegger is actually kind of funny in that movie for once. He I liked I like he can be funny if he's got a good script, but don't find him funny most of the time but like kindergarten cop. I love that shit I thought it was funny to have him juxtapose the children stop eating all the lunches It's what I like the part where there was a kid whose father beat him and he came to school Yeah, he loses and then Schwarzenegger. Did he beat the dad up? Yeah beat the dad up in the park. I think the dad tried to get physical with Schwarzenegger. Did he beat the dad up? Yeah, beat the dad up in the park. I think the dad tried to get physical with Schwarzenegger. I want to talk to you about Alex. You're not going to tell me anything, you six foot three Austrian oak.

Get out of my way. My name's Terry and I work at the Home Depot. Schwarzenegger just like punches him in the gut and like beats him up a little bit. The principal's a midget lady and she sees it and she calls sourcing her to the principal's office And you think she might fire him and she's like I want to know what it felt like to deck that son of a bitch Yeah, she does like a little punch thing like when he walks in her room she's like so happy about it Did anyone is there like a jacked action hero who did comedy before? Schwarzenegger to me he opened that door, but it might just be the age Well like

I Was a jacked action star before Schwarzenegger He kind of started the like big muscle, you know Stallone was around the same time I guess but Stallone Bronson You know, Stallone was around the same time, I guess. But Stallone was really- Bronson. Charles Bronson, he wasn't really muscular. He was kind of like cigarette- He is in my memory.

Okay, he's muscular as in like athletic. Like he's got like, he's vascular. He's got vascularity, like his biceps have veins. Like he was a strong, powerful guy. Burt Reynolds, I guess, was the guy before that. And he would do comedies. He'd do, you know, he was kind of, powerful guy. Burt Reynolds, I guess, was the guy before that, and he would do comedies. He do, you know, he was kind of wise talk. This is the picture I literally had in my head

of Charles Bronson. Zach, if you could show it. He's muscular, but he's not like Schwarzenegger in that you've never met anyone that's muscular. Right, he looks great. And that bicep in particular is really strong. But you know, like, shit, that's Kyle's Tinder profile right there. Yeah, did he get a pump for this photo?

Like my god. It looks like a casual photo of him and some gorgeous lady. And I just looked at her outfit too. God damn. Yeah. This is like Instagram worthy long before Instagram I yeah, I feel like maybe this was a set up photo shoot or something. They both look so perfect Yeah, definitely. So he's Jack. Yeah, he sure is I

Just don't know what you think look better Yo on your best. Yeah. Yeah. Right? Yeah. I mean, but then again, look how old he is. He's like 50 here. He was always, and this is, I guess he's on steroids maybe? Maybe. I don't know. On the left, it's black and fucking white.

I think Bronson was just an athletic, powerful man who worked out clearly a lot. But I don't think he did a lot. But he's- I don't think he did any comedy, but you're right. No. What was the example you came up? Oh, Burt Reynolds, he did. Burt Reynolds, yeah, he was the sort of,

in deliverance in particular, he's like, oh, we got Burt Reynolds with us, we're okay. Nothing bad will happen as long as we got Burt Reynolds. And then Burt gets all crippled up going over the waterfall and now it's just John Voight and Ned Beatty and it's like oh no John Voight's gonna save us? I don't know I don't know that's dude I'd love to do a watch of that uh because that because I bet Taylor's never seen it. Oh we'll ask him when he comes back. Yeah Taylor Taylor have you ever seen the Burt Reynolds? Can I see it again, Zach? Yeah, that's him in deliverance,

actually. Yeah, that's a good photo. Show that squeal like a pig. Yeah, have you seen this? I have seen deliver. It's a movie, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen deliverance. Yes, I have.

We've been there. I'm a bit of a cinephile. We have been kind of from there. It's Raven County, Georgia. We did we go down this river? No. Damn, I don't remember him being that jacked in that first picture in it. Yeah, that's kind of what we were talking about how as an action star, he was pretty jacked back in the day. It is impossible to look good in that jacket, that wetsuit top.

Who would call it a spring suit where I'm from. He looks pretty cool in it. I think he's just a bad bad angle. He's bellied He's letting his gut flop a little bit, but yeah and some other shots. He looks and that last shot even Um deliverance is great movie anybody's ever seen it. It's filmed right in my home Uh land of raven georgia. Look at him there looking house. Come on. Look at that Is this the area that marjorie taylor green represents? I think she's more west of that. I think she's like north of Atlanta, if I had to guess.

I looked at a map one time. This is the area where there's a lot of methamphetamine. It's in the mountains of kind of northeast Georgia, and it's a real low income community. The boy who plays the retarded banjo playing boy wasn't retarded. I've later learned. He's still alive in Raven County. Currently has a go fund me up if you want to donate. He's on hard times. And apparently they like snuck in some fake hands in front

of his to play the banjo because you know, he can't play that fucking banjo like that. Yeah, I got I got got by that. I thought he was a banjo playing kid. Dude, I'm worse. I got got by Bubbles. He thought Bubbles was genuinely retarded. He's an effective actor. You know, Moe's friends with him from New York, Big Ju Moe that was-

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're buddies. They had box seats and they were watching the Jets and I was invited and then Bubbles didn't get to come and I was so upset that I didn't even want to go to the game. I was like, I thought I was gonna get to meet Bubbles. Like that's the only... I don't care about the other shit, but I was... I thought I gonna get to meet that guy I was I can't remember his name one of them's names Tremblay Rob Tremblay or something. I think that's Ricky or Julian but bubbles is definitely talented and you can tell over the years He kind of got tired of that shtick and he wanted there to be some more Hey, let's let him know I'm not actually retarded that I'm just quirky, you know, let me be quirky

You know, I know that I I drive a go-kart everywhere I go. I wear a retard helmet and I live in a shed. But let's pretend like I'm not mentally handicapped and they kind of went that way with it, which I didn't like. I liked the idea that he was retarded. There was the traveling Bible salesman who had like a he was a pimp who like came to the park and he was like, can you read my son? Like clearly he thought bubbles were retarded bubbles like, oh, I don't know. Can you fuck off? Did you see John's done?

John Dunsworth is concrete hobby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That guy was so cool. He's doing now. Yeah.

But I don't, I just enjoyed making, what was it Like a retaining wall for a river or something? Yeah, and he also built like a little cutout theater where people could do like a skit in a little circular area that was paved. It was really a cool thing. The thing was mixing up concrete, like two or three gallons at a time, and building projects, molding it and doing stuff.

And over time he had done like some kind of cool landscaping. I think I remember being riverfront. Yeah. And it was neat. That was really cool. It's a cool video of someone. That's like when he died because that guy was integral to the show. Do you know how he died or should say why he died? I think it was something natural causes that it was a heart attack or stroke or one of those. Oh, I didn't realize he was 71 and complications from thrombatic thrombatopinic popora.

Jesus Christ. That's definitely how you pronounce it. Taylor, correct my pronunciation please. Here you go. Thrombotic thrombocytopenic thrbocytopenic? Does that sound right? Thrombocytopenic? I don't know. It looks like a blood clot disease.

Oh, yeah. So he was just old and ticker gave out somehow. Yeah, feeble. Couldn't have been that feeble. I guess we don't know when he stopped doing the concrete thing. It seemed like he did it. They did it. take your game out somehow. Yeah, feeble. Couldn't have been that feeble. Or I guess we don't know when he stopped doing the concrete thing. It seemed like he did it again. They described

his illness as short and unexpected. Died at 71. That's the way to go. He wanted to be short and unexpected. You don't want to like have the anxiety. Yeah. Can you show a recent picture of Jimmy Carter? Well, Jimmy Carter. The one in the chair. Yeah. That's like borderline. Dude, as opposed to what, Taylor, the one of him's fucking snowboarding, like find me a picture of Jimmy Carter not in a chair.

So I remember Jimmy Carter, look, I know he wasn't actually the lead hammer swinging around habitat for humanity, but he could do it for the photo ops. And that was only like 15 years ago, maybe. It was better than that. Like he looked like he could swing a hammer. That's not funny.

Dude, it looks like I'm not laughing at Jimmy Carter. It looks like it makes me feel like I'm about to loot a drogger. Y'all who are, you know, those of you who are audio only, Taylor is laughing hysterically right now at poor old Jimmy Carter laying on his death bed. He thinks it's funny.

Hey, you know, just saying, just saying he's still eligible for a second term Democrats. Hmm. Oh, he's not. If he, if he announced it, I would, I think I'd throw the vote for Jimmy. I'd be amazed if he pronounced like what the fuck. Dude, he's like, if, oh my God, if I'm a hundred years old like that, and I was a former president and everybody remembers me as like a president in the habitat for humanity guyity guy. Like, obviously he doesn't have the strength or wherewithal to stop it, but I would tell them

before I became that feeble, I'd be like, hey, don't fucking wheel me out with my old mouth hanging open looking like an emaciated skeleton. If that ever happens to me, please don't do it. Hide me away, put on a show I like, and that's it. The first time I saw that picture of Jimmy Carter, I was like, maybe it's The first time I saw that picture of Jimmy Carter I was like maybe it's time to put the dogs down. You can live too long. It's a thing that happens.

We all believe in euthanasia, right? Like for extreme pain and quality of life and such. Euthanasia is a necessary part of existence and shying away from it is cruel and disgusting if you ask, and cowardly if you ask me. It's putting your feelings and your own version of morality over someone else's suffering and quality of life and their ability to live and die with dignity. I'm 100% favorite people in Asia. What about those wild stories you hear about like a depressed 22 year old who goes to Switzerland and kills themself. I think that we all, that's their life. You know, like, look, maybe it would have turned around.

I don't like that at all. Yeah. So at what point do I have enough agency to decide what happens to me? When does that, who do I, are you going to be the government that tells me I have no agency or the church? Or is just like going to come? Hey, how old are you? 22? You're not depressed enough for that.

No, you could just, you could just use it like legally. You could say like, Hey, depressed 22 year olds can't kill themselves in our, in our office. How will we enforce that? We'll, we'll, we'll convict them of attempted suicide. The same way that we like keep people from buying alcohol or whatever. Like it's just an age limit. We send them, okay. Well, when people buy alcohol legally enough, we send them to a prison. So we're going to imprison the person.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think maybe I'm not explaining it correctly. How do we enforce your law? You can't stop someone from killing themselves. Like that's, that's an impossibility, But what you can do is not have a promoted or state agency or private agency that allows depressed people who are 23 to go there and kill themselves. Because that just facilitates... It would just make it easier for that person when otherwise they might... A situation like Woody realized there's a lot more to life and you

couldn't see the forest for the trees for a while, but he was under age. He didn't do it. What he was under age at the time. And, and, and he had gotten some, uh, it's, it there hadn't been a once over there hadn't been an, Oh, so you want to end your life? Well, maybe we shouldn't do that. There'd been no discussion or talk about it. What I'm saying is like, there's no way the government should be like, you absolutely can't do that. If you try to do it again, we Going to prison you they can't is that Kyle what if it was this they don't it my

You're suggesting that he gets canceled backup plan your drive through euthanasia and Align around the block Depressed just check this box right here Hanging. What do you got? But no, like, so the law is not that you can't kill yourself. The law is that you can't run an assisted euthanasia place unless they're qualified to die.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. It's complicated for me because there's definitely the same instinct Kyle does, which is like, you get agency to do what you want. Boom. Like I can't tell you whether you're not, whether or not you have to stay alive.

Like that seems like the most intrusive law I can imagine. Right? Like you don't have the ability to decide what to do with your own heart and soul. On the other hand, I do think I'm preventing people from making mistakes, at least a lot of them. So, like, my heart's in the right place when I try to exert my control over what you should do with you. Yeah. And you do need to exert control over some people in a society. You can't have homeless people running around assaulting people and being crazy.

Like, it feels a lot more fundamental than censorship. Yeah, I don't think it's I think that it's totally you want to go like, yeah, you shouldn't you shouldn't incentivize via a government or a private program, whatever young healthy people killing themselves. I think if you're 22 years old and you want to go, you should be able to go and they can like that's a reality that never changed people kill. But I don't want I don't think it should have to be this traumatic find. It would cause them to go. And they can like that's a reality that never changed. People killed. But I don't want, I don't think it should have to be this traumatic find. It would cause them to go, like it would cause more people to do it, which is a bad thing.

I don't know that it is. Yeah. Maybe there'd be less people out there living in. It can be oppressive, but it does reduce the use of a substance or a behavior or whatever you want to say. Like prohibition in the twenties with alcohol, like alcohol consumption went down dramatically because despite what we see in movies, it wasn't Nucky Thompson. Like most people were like, oh, fuck, maybe once in a blue moon. I'll go to the speakeasy.

I can't even afford it anymore because everything's jacked up in price. So prohibiting certain behaviors works. It's just a matter of is prohibiting that behavior healthy. OK, I don't know the rise, but the symptoms were things like people being poisoned by homemade alcohol and the rise of the American gangster. You know what I mean? Like you get al Capone when you do that. So you're going to whenever you prohibit some something, someone fills the void. But they don't fully fill it. Like, fewer people were drinking and there was less consumption of alcohol per capita. That's the abortion thing. You end up with back alley

abortions. You end up with women bleeding to death in one hospital because they're in the wrong county. But you're admitting that prohibiting a behavior like killing yourself in a fucking dentist office would reduce that. I think if we made driving illegal, we wouldn't have any driving deaths. I think if we eliminate swimming pools, the drowning rate would go way down. But I don't know about this. Let's explore your own. Let's explore your own comparison. They make driving illegal tomorrow. Is there as much traffic the same amount like or is there way less or a little crap right okay so the prohibiting that behavior did impact the amount of people engaging in it oh yeah you'll get your

wish but at the cost of everyone's freedoms liberty and the economy and now let's not do with driving let's do it with something absurd like allowing a 20 year old to kill themselves allowing them yes allowing them with the state what What right do you have to tell someone else they can't kill themselves? Why is that your right? None. It sounds like you're exerting that right. You say you don't have the right to determine whether or not someone is allowed to kill themselves. I'm not. People kill themselves all the time without government agencies being set up for it. So what is it that you're proposing then? Proposing that you don't have like youth and well we don't centers for young people yeah we don't already people and people suffer endlessly and needlessly every day but some people have enough

gumption to go to sweden where where there's freedom and they go into a nitrogen chamber and they go to sleep and they don't wake up and they don't feel any more pain. You don't think that's right? Yeah, but like I'm not like coming at you about the no like an 85 year old cancer patient with chronic 20 year old hot blonde who's had enough. Okay, 20 year old whoever hot blonde sure that person. I mean, I mean, I mean, you wouldn't say a word. I would if you know they're 20 and they're ugly, they could always lose weight. Hey, don't kill yourself. Watch your diet and lots of that loose skin. So they look like a sharp.

A maybe you're right. Yeah. Like you, you shouldn't have a place set up by the state or a private agency or whatever, where people can go and kill themselves because that will incentivize, in this case, young people to do that more. Not that it would do it in a big way, but you could avoid it. People would kill themselves that other people would not have killed themselves and people will kill themselves that probably would have regretted it.

You always hear about the scenario where you jump off the bridge and 10 feet down you think, I wish I hadn't done that. That's everyone. Everyone who's ever done that. That's a couple of people who survived have said that and the rest of them, they don't have much to say about it. What percentage of them who survived are like, and so what I did is I crawled back out to the top of the bridge and none of them do that. I don't know the calculus on that. But what I'm saying is that I'm okay with facilitating euthanasia. And I really like the idea that you don't hold someone criminally yet for anyone and that you don't hold a hospice caregiver. We essentially have legalized euthanasia because I think it's a very well known secret, at least amongst those who have been there,

that hospices will either euthanize your loved one or show you how to do it, or they will tell the person how they can do it to themselves. You know, there's that comedian who has the thing about euthanizing his mother and running her credit up, you know? And he's like, I had to wait 10 years

to tell that joke, to limit it. Yeah. I bought a jet ski. I just think I have that experience. We cared for somebody else trying to anonymize it. People know on for her last couple of years and we had like, I don't even know how much morphine that is, but they're like, you know, so this is how much she needs

and this is how much ends all this. And my friend had the exact same experience with his mom. Yep. Yeah. That's very easy to like find palatable compared to like a young person who feels hopeless, but it's not hopeless. And they get stuck in their mired down in a, you know, a horrible cyclone of negativity and they do something rash.

No, I'm okay with it. You know, um, I don't, I don't think that I should be putting my points of view on other people, like maybe their religious point of view, maybe they believe they're being reincarnated and you know, and just ending shedding this shell and they're going to be a fucking butterfly or a dragonfly or some shit, you know, tomorrow. I don't believe that in the slightest, but I'm sure more there. Maybe like a tangible example. Like it's, it's a 20 year old in his or her psychiatrist office talking about depression. And he goes, I just want to end it all and Here the doctor goes here's group on me five

Clonopin take all of them and it'll end your life. Yeah Like do you have a problem with that? I Would depend on It would be a medical question at that point about their competency if they were competent to make that decision Then I'd be fine with that. I think Yeah, I would be but but if you're dealing with someone who's and I'm not Qualified to like name the disorders but if they're schizophrenic in some way or or or they're not if they're they wouldn't be capable of making

Adult decisions for themselves and in any other area in your life. You also wouldn't find them competent to sell a house or give a kidney because of their current mental state. Then you don't let those people be prescribed suicide drugs. But if someone is just down it, you know, depressed and they're like, I thought about it. I read the brochure. You know, I've got a group on I want out of here Give me that nitrogen hypoxia or it's not hypoxia. It's um, maybe give me that nitrogen death You know, I'd send them right into the chamber, you know, I I'd help him out. I turned the gas on while Why why not? Like I don't I don't get it. Like why? Like prescribing young's winning who's winning in Like, like you, like knowing that you live

in a world where they're suffering can't end. No, the person who like, like wasn't like, like a 21 year old or whatever, who didn't kill themselves and then had like a good life and a family and like, and they're still like the winner in it. Ah, I'm not going to make an imaginary hypothetical about a 20 year old who turns things around and is glad they didn't step into the chamber. I bet there's going to be plenty more who are like, man, I really wish I'd gotten that chamber. Wish they gave me those colonophen. I mean, I don't think any of us were qualified at 20 to decide if like

anything about the rest of our lives like When you're when you're in your early 30s, you know like us, yeah 35 Taylor is that right right? 33. Three? I aged five years younger than Kyle and 18 years younger than you. Okay. You're 73. Kyle's an 86, right? I'm like, I'm not 73. Jesus. Oh, the year I was born. Yeah, the year the I think it's maybe the year I don't think the Berlin Wall fell.

I thought maybe that was 91. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe. But a challenge. I know that one's your disaster was 86. That's that's that's my favorite. That's your favorite disaster. Yeah. Well, from my birth, you know, from my birth year, it's my favorite one. You get a cake.

A bunch of people screaming as they're falling out of the air. Yeah, yeah, it was it was it had that that school teacher who was on board. It's her face just just in in that gel frosting on top like that. Like that Frank Hassel tattoo. Oh, I didn't like that. I don't like those meat, those like awful 9-11 tattoos. The ugliest tattoo I've ever seen. I showed it to Woody and Woody was like,

you know, I'm not easily offended, but fuck. Oh, you showed him Frank Hassel's? I've never like, I've never in my life laughed. Yeah, I've never laughed out loud at a tattoo before, but Frank Hassel's tattoo made me laugh out loud when I first saw a picture of it because it's the scribbled Twin Towers. It was the scribbled Twin Towers with the heads falling all cartoony and people talking. It's pretty funny. I mean, I get the joke is that it's not funny that it's so horrific that you should never have done it. But it's like, I think it's ironic. I think you've come full circle. You know, like you came around, you hit ironic and you're like, give it another twist. And we got right back over to horribly offensive and oh, it is horribly offensive. Like the taking something like that and minimizing and like just being so shitty

about it like that is funny. Frank Castle is a master fucking troll, man. I got, yeah, he's a good troll. I don't know what he's up to now. Haslam folk. I bet I, my guess just wild guess is that he's jumped good troll. I don't know what he's up to now. Haslund folk, I bet. My guess, just wild guess, is that he's jumped on the pedophile hunter bandwagon,

because that seems big on YouTube. I'm almost tempted to do some pedophile hunting. Would you guys pedophile hunt together? We could do a pedophile hunt. That'd be a fun little, that'd be a fun little PKA versus child predators. That'd be fun. We could do a whole little, little stolen scam.

He's easy to find right on YouTube. Who? The doc. Oh, well you know, couldn't say nothing. We would, we would throw a little, we'd throw a little hook line and sneak it over into the dock pond.

You know, we'd have a lot of lines out there, but sure we'd be, we'd make a whole like streamer girl like profile and be hitting up doc. Oh, I'd love to see it VidCon be so great for my career. I'd do anything, you know starting My 16th birthday. I really want to have 500 subs, you know some stuff like that, you know, he could make that happen I've never been in a Lambo before you know stuff that. A little that that other I enjoy the pedophile hunting. I just worry that it's the Chris Hansen thing all over again. And we're setting up the mentally deficient and the foreign weirdos who don't understand consent.

Is that the take on Hansen now that he can't? My that's 100 percent my take. You remember there was this one guy who was. You could tell he wasn't he's weirdly not all there. He showed up twice in two days. They caught him and he came back the next day and he and I think it was the second day Hansen met him at like a McDonald's or something. And he's like, Bill, Chris again.

What are you doing here? We just talked about all this and I know I just I know I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's clearly a retarded man, you know, like like he can dress himself and he lives on his own. That's the extent of it. You know what I mean? Like this guy, he was both a pedophilic retard who was there to molest a child.

See, that's easy to phrase, but they often have it be like a 16 or 17 year old girl. And then the pictures they send are of adults who look a little bit young. And then the conversation is often like, maybe a little flirty, but the person posing as the kid often is the one who's really like turning things a certain way. And always yes and, it's always yes and you know

it's never like oh no i don't have sex i'm a child it's always like giggle giggle never done that before bet it hurt and then like like you know just like playing into this thing this fantasy that this guy has and they would have probably just been sitting there jerking off to nothing and they would have probably just been sitting there jerking off to nothing if it weren't for this unicorn scenario where an attractive 15 year old girl has invited them to her home alone mansion to bang and it's that that's what happens like and we've all we've all been in situations where we couldn't get a girl i'm sure and we've all been in situations where we couldn't get a girl, I'm sure. And we've all been in the situations where we've had plenty of girls.

And if you, but we've never been in that situation where you've lived your whole life without ever getting the girl, right? And like to that guy to suddenly find his unicorn and he's stupid, so he believes in unicorns. You gotta keep that in mind too. So this stupid guy found a unicorn and he doesn't have the wherewithal to say, whoa, I'm 27 and bald and I weigh 280 and I'm covered with cystic acne. She's why does she have to be a cat? Like he doesn't

that doesn't come to him. He's just like my unicorn. Thank goodness. It's perfect. My perfect little virginal princess. Well, I mean, they could just go after adults. Go after. They're not going after anybody. They're gross dudes at home on the internet looking for a girl. Yeah, that is what they are. You're right. I'm not saying they're not without blame. I'm just saying that a lot of the Chris Hansen people that got caught up were either mentally deficient. What do you do with those people? Like with retarded people who are getting baited

into coming somewhere? It's the bait that makes me wonder. They don't show you the whole conversations. They read you like the most incriminating snippet. And I wonder if like Kyle's saying, if they really went out of their way to like build this up, make him think this was real, turn, and she's the one driving this car

and he's almost a passenger along from the ride. And then he shows up and they're like, aha, you pedo. And it's like, ah. Some of them were. Some of them, like there was that one guy who was some kind of a small town politician or some such, maybe a prosecutor, a mayor or something like that

He offed himself when they showed up to like get him get him You know after the fact after the charges were like going through you think you're like retarded Most of them I would say the majority of them were like actually retarded not like oh this guy's a dumb dumb Oh, I don't A good solid percentage of them seemed i trust you because i have not watched much of that show i look and and retarded's like what i it doesn't mean anything anymore but just weird super socially awkward like no emotional um quotient there is a big part of it too like this very odd on the spectrum sometimes and just maybe there's not even

a word for it. Just like this guy. I don't think this guy's a mastermind at anything. You know, like this guy's been tricked into coming here for some bad stuff. And I don't think that he should be treated like a criminal mastermind, but I don't think we should let him out on the street either. So that's why we'll do a better job. We will only go after the mentally competent pedophile. Not even that, the high tier ones. Oh, we'll make them take a test maybe. Yeah, or whatever we have to do. We're going to find the sophisticated ones. You'll play them in AOE and you'll, and anyone who beats you,

we will then pose as a child and invite them to an AOE land session, a top and bottomless land session. At a local preschool. Yes. It's a preteen bottomless land session of AOE. And we need you to officiate and loser gets a local preschool. Yes, it's a preteen bottomless land session of AOE and we need you to officiate and loser gets a spanking and then we just send them up the river for beating you at AOE. Who's going to pretend to be the girl online? Oh me, sure. Yeah, I got this. You got this? You're going to be the little girl? Don't ask questions, he's just really good. Are we going to bring weapons when we show up? got like a blackjack like slapping our fists like why I oughta what would be your semi-legal weapon?

Blackjack for you Taylor. Is that it? I don't know I was picturing like the you know, why I oughta like the kind of look where you slap in your hand looking looking menacingly but That's not that good of a weapon both in the world. Oh You're gonna have a first step. Maybe we bring the weapons of the fellowship. Yes, we do. We make this a holiday. You're gonna be Taylor. Gimli.

Yeah. And I'm gonna have an axe. You want to be legless, Woody? I don't know if I have the body for it. I don't either. Like he's so, he's so thin. He's right. As much as I want to be him, I feel like you're the Aragon who's left. Oh, I could have even get all Boromir would be a good, good pick. Oh yeah. Yeah.

You know, I don't think any of us have the looks for, for legless. If we're being real. No, because if I'm there, I'm going to pull off the gameplay look. That's what the child is dressed as. We'll bring an actual child. See, that's how we differ from the other Fed up on us. We actually. I figure we just ruin one kid real bad to save countless others.

You can take a catchy Tommy. Yeah Yeah we're a very Machiavellian group here. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of what was your name again honey? No don't tell me it'll make this harder. All right now get in there. Hey back in the cage. We'll get you when we need you. Yeah I'd'd have a big axe, you'd have a sword. Wouldn't you be dressing like a wizard? I genuinely enjoyed doing the pedophile hunting thing if I didn't feel like there was all sorts of sketchy liability stuff and it was so scary. I see those people doing it willy-nilly on the internet on Facebook Live and everywhere. There's a lot of people who do it now. And so, aren't you worried this dude's just going to

shoot you when you show up? Because putting myself in the shoes of a pedophile who's going to meet a child, I'm thinking in my head, if I have shown up and I'm not retarded, I'm thinking in my head, this might be a setup. And if it is, I'm going to off myself right fucking here. We're not going to, we're not going to jail tonight. Like, like you have to go in cause that happened in that we saw that video where the cops come out of the hotel and the guy immediately pulls a gun out. He's pulling it up here, not like this.

Like that guy was gonna shoot himself. Now the cops did the job for him. They shot him so many times. You know, you don't get that opportunity very often. No, no you don't. I bet cops think like that sometimes. I mean, I'm sure everyone here is concealed carry, I think. But when you're new to concealed carry

and you have a gun in your pocket, Jesus, isn't there 1% of you, 99% doesn't want any problems. It's real. 1% thinks, you know, if something went down, I'm a superhero right now. You think you go into dirty Harry mode when you slap on that iron? Not really.

In fantasy. I'm gonna clean these streets up! With my mouse gun. You don't want none of this 380. Yeah, I guess so to some small extent. At least you know that no matter what, you're not gonna get stabbed to death on the street, probably. You can defend yourself, I suppose. Um, but yeah, I think the weapons of the fellowship would be intimidating and confusing.

So it would diffuse any violence that he might be, they would be baffled. Yeah. Cause I'm thinking full costume once you eat, I'm not gonna bring up, I'm not gonna bring a long sword and not rock a Aragorn beard. Yeah. He's a reticulance. Yeah. rock a Aragorn beard. Yeah, he looked reticulous. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm obviously going to have a long white beard, a cloak, a staff and a sword.

That's true. That's what Gandalf gets. And the Lord of the Blackland come forth. And bring this sword. Let justice be done upon him. Yeah. Well, I don't know if we'd have much success because I don't know if we know where to start. Of course we know where to start.

What are you talking about? That's easy. AOL chat rooms. AOL chat rooms. That's where all the kids are. That's what Chris Hansen did. The crap work is laid. We're like weeks into it. We can't get a response. I'll tell you right where I would go. You do it. You do it. So you get arrested for sharing what's what's child porn trying to get someone. We just wanted it so much And so we had to turn a little bad to become good we're sort of anti-heroes as we're being I think you'd want to go to like the teenager's subreddit And and start and start uh casting your line out there. You know, I like, wait, no, that's going to get kids. No, no, no. That's where the kids are. So that's where the pedophiles are going to go.

Yeah, you are. No, we're ahead. Yes. We would have to deal with probably messaging some actual teenagers before we found. No, no, no. We post as a teenager who's got questions and confusions. Daddy issues. We need, well, we need to lead off with that. That's a red flag. They're going to be like, oh. Is that what they're posting on teenagers? I have blocked all of the subreddits I don't like and I still get recommended shit from and it's like kids

Talking about their sex lives on there. Sometimes that'll be their post and it's or that's a pedophile trying to open that line of Yeah, yeah, it might be but so if any children are talking about their sex lives, that's the one to go to I Mean that's the one to go to. I mean, that's what I'm saying. That's the pedo, right? If those are the pedos, then those are the people who need your attention. It seems like a CD depressing world and I don't want to be around it.

It's a dangerous game. No, dude, it would be so fun. Because here's what you do. Like 90% of it would be gross, boring and upsetting a little bit and you probably have to see and hear some things you didn't like. But then eventually the moment comes where we spring the trap and you know your heart would be racing that you're about to fucking like, haha, like you're gonna pull the mask off him like Scooby Doo, you know what I mean?

Oh, yeah, dress up like I kind of like that better than Lord of the Rings. We dress up like Scooby-Doo characters. Oh wow. I call Daphne. No, you couldn't pull that off. Here, Fred. Just admit it. There's only a... How am I not Shaggy? I'll be Shaggy and Taylor will be Scooby. No, I'm Shaggy. Yeah, I want to be Scooby. Oh no, Scoob, we got to get out of here. That pedophile killed Woody. I open a closet and I see someone being molested and I turn around and do that like feet in the air spin run. Scoob, I don't know about this.

When you see that pedophile killed Woody immediately when we opened the door. These guys aren't playing around. There's a whole island. Yeah, that would be no good. I do enjoy the videos. I like seeing that. It's the same reason I like seeing the final pitches of a world series or the last round of a UFC fight.

Big changes like consequences, like lives are over. You know, when that guy gets caught, I'm glad that they caught a pedophile. I'm glad he's off the street. But a little bit of me is like dude. It's it's all over It's all over. What must he be feeling right now? Like he's thinking about all the things he's losing but He's thinking about the things he's lost. He's lost And he and those things don't even know it yet like like he's thinking about the wife He just lost who's at home and doesn't even Like he's thinking about the wife he just lost, who's at home and doesn't even know. He's thinking about the church, he can never go back to the job that will fire him.

The future post incarceration that will be filled with registering, admitting what you did before, having that stain on you, that mark on you forever. You might as well have it branded on your cheek when you're a sexual offender. It would be horrific, you know? So I kind of feel for them a little bit. It's just like, that's such an awful thing to happen to somebody. But again, it's about the worst person you can imagine.

Tanner Iskra And it's true. They don't inspire sympathy in most instances. Really, all instances, if they're like, cause like the Chris Hansen guys, like they weren't being like creepy online. Like they like made plans to meet up with like a 13 year old or whatever. Yeah. But again, it's just a giant step up. But hear me out. It's, it's that scenario that's been created for them where it's, you know, like, they would never be acting on this otherwise because there would be nothing to act upon, but now you're saying to them, hey, all you got to do is show up at this address and it's safe and I'm willing and it's here.

And I'm not just a 15 year old. I'm a hot 15 year old and like, like my parents are away in France and like this, that and the other. And oh, you want me to, you want to watch my cat eat my pussy? Sure. Yes. I will do that for you. Like, like that was a request that one of the guys had made. He wanted her, he wanted her cat. Yeah. Pussy to eat her pussy. He wanted, and, and, and Chris Hansen had throws that in his face

Was it you wanted her to eat her and the and I'm like What did he say? That guy wanted a cat to eat the little girl's pussy and he wanted to watch any other weird shit That seems pretty sinister feels on a man up and says as far as evil goes he had pretty sinister. Feels automatically as far as evil goes. Yeah, they do that on purpose because they wanna show intent and really bring a lot of evidence to court. So that's why they'll tell them to bring

a six pack of beer and some condoms and lube. Each of those things they're bringing is not only proving that they are the guy that was in the chats, because they might say, I just stumbled in here off the street. Where am I? You know, but if they showed up with the bar and the mark, I was just wandering the streets with a six pack of barrels and James and some condoms. You know, sometimes they'll bring weapons and stuff. One guy brought his own kid. One guy

was like watching his kid and couldn't get rid of his kids. So he brings this kid on the end of the pedophile house and Chris, Chris Hansen comes out and he goes, yo, get out of here with that kid. What are you doing? It's like, I'm not going to traumatize any him right now, but you've got to go. And the guy was like, 10-4. He turns around and leaves with the kid. Did this go in the show? Yeah. So he did kind of traumatize the kid.

He just did it on delay. Well, he didn't do that thing where the camera crews come out of the every room and like, I'm Chris Hansen and we're doing an investigation on child predators and your life is ruined. Son, did you know that your child was here? But you saw the guy, right? Like word gets around.

Oh yeah, oh, it wasn't one of the, well, they didn't wanna do it to the kid right there. They don't wanna traumatize the child.'s what i'm saying they did it on delay that's a different kind of trauma when your mom is like your daddy's gonna not going to be home for a while yeah and then 10 years later you learn why versus pedophile attack and the cops are dragging daddy down and you're going to child services until we can determine this and that and the the cameras in your face and they're reading a transcript that you only halfway understand, like that's trauma.

Like the whole thing's fucked. That's why I think we need to step in. I think we could fill a void here. I could do it better. Does anybody ever not get it? Like like they're like, we're doing a show on human trafficking and abuse. And, you know, have a seat over here. And is there ever anyone who's just like the fuck? She said her parents weren't home. Trixie, Trixie,

where are you? There's, that's actually a key and peel bit where like, yeah, he's like, I'm Chris Hansen. He's like, cool. Nice to meet you, homes. Actually, I'm here here and then the cameras come out and that's when normally everybody like freaks out because there's three TV broadcast cameras, there's giant shoulder packs come out. This guy goes, oh shit, you freaky, we're going to record this shit. Hell yeah, let's get it on together. Me and you, me and you.

And he's like, do you know how young this girl was? She said she was 14. Yeah. He's just pumped for the whole experience. Doesn't get it. Nobody ever was like that. But there were some guys who were who didn't know. They often don't know the gravity because they'll be like,

I'm guessing you're her dad. He's like, how do you know, Becky? So from the Internet, and I'm guessing you're her dad. Is it, bro? You wish, bro. You wish it was just an angry father giving you the talk. From the internet and I'm guessing you're her dad. It's a pro you wish Bro, you wish it was just an angry father giving you the talk. Yes. You've ever heard on that show. I was coming here to Tell her how dangerous this is and and let her know she can't be doing this sort of thing That's what I'm here for I'm father myself and I want to come here warn her of what could go wrong and

The condoms you brought those You know, I thought maybe she'd shit That would be even like I feel like that one would be easier to explain me back all those I've always got those in my truck What and the pistol and the lubricant and the, and the camera and the duct tape, that was the one guy he brought like, yeah, a bit of a mystery. You never brought him to R.S.K. Yeah. He brought, he had an R.S.K.

Kid, uh, the one guy, and then some guys will have guns and stuff on them. Um, I, I, I don't know. I, I just feel bad because I know they're retarded people getting caught up in their sting It's just like when you bring a minute ocean and there's some dolphins mixed in there. It's like, ah, come on Dolphin we don't want the dolphin right throw him back in no dolphins getting three to five. Oh Probably longer than three to five They don't get it's not as bad as you think some because they don't actually commit the crime. Oh, yeah. Yeah

Oh, that means they have created these digital crimes now where? They're they'll have like eight different fucking charges and all they did was send a dick pic You know what I mean to a minor granted, but like there's what I mean is is these classifications for all sorts of online? Sexual crime with a minor just like talking to them using the computer to do it as its own crime, separate from it just talking to the minor itself. There's some sort of maybe wire something, something. There's a bunch of crimes they've created just to go after those people.

But especially early on, they almost all kind of skated, or at least what you would consider skated for what they were up to, you know, like months of jail, stuff like that. I mean, I guess that does make sense. Like they didn't commit that the crime yet. Yeah. Sending the same thing to, yeah, I don't know how much the sentencing on attempted murder differs from like actual murder. Neither do I have to admit it's hard to prove.

Yeah, I mean, in a lot of years. Yeah, I was. What was I watching with? Oh, God. My police activity videos have been kind of lacking of late. I keep being the ones where I feel sorry for the perpetrator, which I hate. You know, the one guy is like his girlfriend has said some stuff about him and he's like, you know, she's doing this on purpose, right?

She knows if I get kicked out of here, then I'm homeless. She's doing that to me right now. That's why she called you. And I kind of believe him. And they're like, you got to go, sir. And he's like, I'm not going. I'm not going. You're going to kill me right here.

And I'm like, I don't think these cops understand the gravity of the situation right now Look at his eyes like this guy's eyes are bugging out of his head. He's like I'm gonna die right here You don't want to do this to me Don't do this to me and he's pacing back and forth and sure enough he comes back with a machete and they gun him down it's like fuck feel sorry for those guys every single time because Just felt like I saw this thing in Thailand or somewhere where they have these, you know, that pole with the lasso on the end and you can type in it, they use for dogs. Like a hook kind of, yeah.

Yeah, like the pound guy would have or like control a wild animal. I've seen them use those on knife wielding people and three guys with those poles with the grabbers on them completely incapacitate a human being with a knife. One of them like goes around your waist like an acne cartoon. Was it an actual bad guy? Or was it a training event? I've seen both.

I think I've seen both. I've seen it with an actual bad guy and it didn't work that well. Like it seemed like one of those things that, you know in karate they're like, all right, you know, first I do this and then I go boom and that simulates double Strikes no one's ever done double groin strikes like this, right?

um And I kind of put the poles in the same like uh, if the guy's really resisting and trying that does it work? I think it would work like one of them seems like grab around your whole oh you would see that Why don't we have nets to it? The problem with Kyle if I came at you with a comforter and tried to get you how do you think that go? No a net you need a net gun so like you can get a 40 millimeter net launcher You could and hit him with the net and I also saw there's a an auto

Lasso type thing it shoots out of a gun and it's like two ball bearings on a wire and it hits you and like wraps up and locks. And I'm like, why don't we have some more of those? That shit looks fun. What they do is they get so close to the guy with handguns and maybe a 40 millimeter less than lethal that as soon as he takes two steps, they have to murder him dead and they shoot him 20 goddamn times. It's just like I wish we had an off switch. I wish we had that Star Trek phaser and we just set that **** to stun because so many of them are just having a bad day. Just having the worst day they've ever had and if if you

could just because oftentimes it's kind of like the suicide thing we're talking about. I'll see this guy who's being resistant. He's being aggressive. He's being violent and then they taste him and he hits his head on the ground and he's like, I'm I'm so sorry, sir That was that was not me back there 30 seconds ago He's a different dude that ass whooping will just turn their attitude around 100% so often And then there's mentally ill people which is its own thing ass whooping doesn't fix that, you know, you I don't know if you can but people which is its own thing. Ask Wilbur doesn't fix that. You know, I don't know if you can but

bullets don't fix it. I just wish there was a net gun or a sticky glue gun. I remember seeing a future weapons how they'd hit people with like this big automatic glue launcher and just really foam them up. You're right that foam that expands and turns into insulation. Let go fire hose of that I need a fire hose of that. It's cool. Stoke them down they'd be all gluey. A lot of suffocations here but you know it's cool. I also saw there was some special police unit somewhere that had chain mail they had like a full medieval chain it was like modern chain mail and that would you need your knife responding officer to have something like that almost with and in big cities You could have special units for that if they say the guy's a knife seems like you'd call the knife squad out real quick Just to save a life Hmm that makes sense

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