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Impressive. Alright, here we are, we're live.
PKN, episode 116.
Very exciting.
Dude, I have a thing.
What's your thing?
Paramotor talk.
I think I'm getting a new paramotor.
I, um...
I haven't, like, broadcasted...
That's what I want to talk about on PKN,
where it's a little more private.
It's not quite out there as much.
Well, shit, I didn't know.
So it's not quite out there as much.
I've gone through three starters, the pull starter, and now I'm on to a fourth.
And it kind of sucks.
Like, if the motor goes off, you just, like it you never know if it's gonna work that time it seems like
every two or three hours I need a new starter there's an exhaust like this
this exhaust is held together with springs which sounds terrible but it's
not it makes it so that if it can flex a little bit on these joints and I broke
in four or five exhaust springs.
And then, of course, the gas cap being bad,
like dropped me out of the sky three times.
And then one time the kill switch wouldn't work,
which combined with a bad idle.
So I was landing like at speed and I didn't want to.
And that went poorly.
And I talked to the guy that sold it to me, who's been giving me like great customer service,
warranty, everything, the whole way through, treating me well.
And I was like, I think, you know, I'd like to give it back.
Like, you know, it turned out it cost $7,500, right?
I know I spent like $10,000 or something.
That included the wing and the lessons and things like that.
So the motor itself cost 7,500 and it's just like man you know 7,500 and it seems like I fix a new thing
about every hour of flight time and it's not like it's it's like a daily rider motorcycle that's
getting all this use or like or even more use like maybe if your kids had like a dirt bike that they
go out every day and abuse and oh yeah the the fuel pump on the dirt bikes out again but hell those kids must have put eight gas tanks
through it right it's not that like it seems like your you should sit down and calculate your exact
percentage of failure like i i feel like you could you could like put that on a piece of paper and go
back to the manufacturer and be like i've taken exactly 37 flights and yeah you you have a spreadsheet. On eight of them.
Dude, it's something.
Do you remember that internet thing from years ago where it went viral where this really angry dude posted this Excel spreadsheet of all the times in the past few months he asked to fuck his wife?
And all of them were like, that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet.
funniest thing i've ever seen on the internet because you could just see the frustration of a man who is so pent up sexually and angry where you know the beginning it's like you know october 4th
uh proposition for sex response too tired you know october 5th proposition for sex response
i'm hungry you know proposition for sex october 8th response my shows are on or i don't feel like
you could tell the way he was writing it as the spreadsheet got longer like at the top it would You know, proposition for sex, October 8th. Response, my shows are on. Or I don't feel like it.
And you could tell the way he was writing it as the spreadsheet got longer.
Like at the top, it would be too tired.
At the bottom, it was like, dumb cunt can't get off the rest of my dick.
God damn.
No, it's not like that.
But it was funny to see.
I could also tell he wasn't trying very much.
Like if my wife tells me when my show's on, I'll be like, all right.
So when's that show ending you know like you know he i felt like he was enthusiastically taking a note because he wanted his spreadsheet to work out that way but anyway i've had probably
13 problems and 30 flights and uh maybe 10 problems whatever it is the ratio is bad
and we're awful we're sending it back bad because like we're talking about modern cutting edge maybe 10 problems, whatever it is. The ratio is bad. Awful.
It's not just bad, because we're talking about modern, cutting-edge
technology, right?
Some sort of an aluminum engine block
and lightweight
materials. This thing's not
a cheap piece of junk or anything.
This isn't a second-hand
thing you've got.
This should work every single time,
and it should be like, wow, look at this thing I've got. Can you believe every single time and it should be like, wow, look at this thing
I've got. Can you believe every single
time? It doesn't even sputter.
Because your life is really on the line
with that thing. I should be proud of it and
trust it. And it's not true.
And it wasn't true. So anyway,
now Eric Farewell sells
Paramotors and he is
always cutting edge, selling
the best stuff.
I don't know. I've been looking at them for a long time now almost wishing that like i was there instead you know
and it's not like i'm taking my back just to get his instead i'm taking my back because it didn't
work right it's for cause and um by the way i'm not getting full money back. Like, I recognize he's got himself a used paramotor.
I had a few crashes on it and stuff.
I'm trying to be reasonable with him.
But it looks like I'm going down to Florida.
Not this weekend, but the following one.
And I'm going to go down there and I'm going to come home with the new paramotor.
So you're all set on getting that new high-tech light.
That's what it was, right?
The lightweight?
Dude, it's made of titanium.
It's like the difference in weight.
So we did a fly-in last weekend, and one of the guys had one, right?
Oh, my God.
I'm trying not to use this expression online, but I am.
But I was like, everyone lies about the weight of their paramotor, except Eric.
So, like, I thought mine, like, they're like, oh, this one is, you know, 55 pounds.
And you put it on a scale, and it's like 70.
And it's like, well, I guess, you know, I did put a reserve chute on it, and that's got to be some of it.
And, like, you know, whatever.
Like the way women describe their weights.
I put Eric's on
and
I walked 300
yards with it. They were like, do you want to put it
in a truck or something? I'm like, walking with this
thing is just as easy as walking
without this thing. It is no problem.
It is ridiculously
light. It has electric start.
You're like,
just,
the big thing about electric start
is it's so reliable.
Like,
if the prime isn't right
or something,
it just turns more.
It's not like the pull start
and,
of course,
my brakes.
People turn it off mid-flight.
They turn it off mid-flight,
they fly around quietly,
and then they turn it back on
when they want it on.
Yeah,
the power of electricity.
Right.
You know,
properly utilized
in transportation. Dude, I don't want to drone on with param want it on. Yeah, the power of electricity. Right. You know, properly utilized in transportation.
Dude, I don't want to drone on with paramotor talk too long, but I'm so excited that I'm
going from what I...
Oh, Eric made this video.
He sold 63 of these units in the last year, right?
They did like a one-year anniversary video.
They talked about all the...
Like, we're going to be open and honest, right?
The head bolts were too small.
The head got loose. Wait, are the ones that you bought or the ones that you're about to purchase?
The one that I'm going to buy.
The one that I'm going to buy.
The head bolts were too small.
They're bigger now.
The gasket got loose or something.
So that's how they rectified that.
There was another gasket on the exhaust.
It was made of rubber.
Melted.
They have a new one.
It's like a metal variety of something.
And they changed the way the primer works or something small.
And that was it.
I'm like, I have had more problems
than your fleet of 63 paramotors.
Yeah.
Personally.
Yeah.
So that's where I'm headed.
And it's a big deal for me.
I'm pretty excited about it.
That's awesome.
Good.
You'll have a brand new toy.
What are you going to do with the old one do you have you your thoughts yeah
we're gonna return it we worked out a price and either a guy's gonna swing by
and get it tomorrow or I'm gonna go up there and send it back the guy that
sold to me like I consider him a friend and I try not to be foolish about it or
anything like I get that I'm a customer friend thing yeah but um i like him and i want
good things to happen for him and i feel like he taught me pretty well and he cares about his
students and so i'm not trying to screw him or anything i'm just trying to get out of this
oh sorry i'm just trying to get out of uh you know having this bad paramotor, this lemon.
That's your ringtone?
Or is that a specialized ringtone?
No, that's it.
That's anyone.
That's out in public.
What do you get to call?
This is a business thing.
I need to deal with it.
Oh, it's my contractor.
Excuse me.
I'm having flying machine issues. What the fuck is he talking about?
I haven't had a
a song ringtone
in a long long time
we had a
Woody Craft like staff
I forget what I
called it it was like a motivation week
or something like that bonding week
and one of the things we did while we were out here
we chose my ringtone
Melissa does these ringtones, or she used to.
I'm glad she doesn't do it anymore,
where she would take clips of really offensive things
that her favorite podcast would say.
So her text message alert was just Joe Rogan saying,
cunty, for years.
So we'd just be in public, and we'd hear, like, cunty, cunty, cunty.
And it'd be like god damn it someone
just texted you a couple times like that's embarrassing and then she'd like go like take
clips from like 50s movies and so when someone like texted her with that it'd be like i swear
to god modge if you talk to me like that again i'll hit you right in the face and it's like
that's not a text notification i'm the man standing next to you. People are going to think I've made you the news piece.
At least as bad.
My wife would take ringtones and use them as their,
you know,
a text notification.
My daughter has a great one.
It's Kim Possible.
And it goes like,
be-doop-be-doop,
or something like that.
The Kim Possible
little incoming message sound.
Just a regular sounding beep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's real recognizable
as Kim Possible.
And then she's all redheaded
and everything.
And you're like, yeah, that kind of works.
That's so perfect.
My wife would take like a 90-second song.
Every time a text came in, it was like, here we go.
Let's do Pussycat or whatever it was.
Just go and go.
I've always found that it ruins songs for you.
Like you'll put like some favorite
song on there as your text alert or something like the first few words or something and like
after a month that song is ruined i never want to hear that song again so my phone for the longest
time like i don't remember the last time my phone did anything other than just go
when i got a text message like i so phone plays Shake It Off by Taylor Swift,
which is also on my phone.
It's like a song that I hear every...
It's in the rotation.
So I remember I'm mowing,
and I'm mowing, so I'm busy.
I don't know.
I'm working on something.
It wasn't real recent.
And my wife calls me, and I'm not answering her.
And to me, that song came on.
Like, I don't know.
I just, I thought it was playing.
I was playing music.
Taylor Swift comes on, whatever.
I don't know.
What a fucking Taylor Swift is on.
That's fine.
And then she calls again and it's like this song again?
Really?
Like, why is this happening?
It wasn't until like the third time she called me
that I realized I wasn't listening to music
and that indeed that was my ringtone.
I remember when you could first download
custom ringtones on my Motorola Razr.
That was the first phone I had that could download it.
And at the time, you couldn't preview
what the song would sound like.
It would just say,
hey, do you want this song by ACDC
to be your ringtone back in black?
And you're like, oh, I guess.
I have no idea where it's going to end
up and people didn't give a fuck about quality control on the itunes store of music because
uh the one the back in black it started in the middle of the phrase in the song so you can just
get a phone call and it just be i can't back and it's like, God damn it! What was it? Nobody could have
listened to that and then just taken it back a half second
and then did it. But it was,
oh, it was aggravating. And it cost money, too.
I probably spent like 20 bucks in
2004 on ringtones,
and none of them panned out. Do they still cost money?
I don't know. I haven't tried to download one.
Yeah, I have no idea.
I wanna do a little experiment here. Taylor,
put your glasses on.
Look how tiny.
Look at the size difference.
Mine extend beyond the sides of my skull, right?
Like past where they even need to be.
See this? I can put my finger in there.
Now you put them on, Taylor.
They're like contact lenses.
There's no room at the end over here.
It's all just...
He told me the other night, he's like,
they're like a compound bow when they're on my head.
This is the real angle my sunglasses are at.
That's great.
Taylor, the Blues won a game.
We were all very proud of them.
They've won the majority of their games.
No, they haven't.
They won one of their last four.
No, two of their last four.
Is that right?
One of their last three, then.
No, still wrong.
Two of their last three.
Look again.
No, no, no.
In the last three games, they've lost one in regulation,
lost one in overtime,
and then won one in regulation against the LA Kings.
We're playing the New York Rangers tonight at 7.
That's why I requested that you gentlemen be available to do this early, and they both were.
Yeah, if recent history, one win in their last three games is any indicator, they'll probably lose tonight.
Yeah, in their last nine games, they have five wins.
Oh, if you go back to, like, old school shit.
Puts them into second place in the division.
Like, I know that you get a little glee out of seeing them lose lose,
because, you know, I care about it.
But in the truest sense, they've been one of the best teams in the NHL
for going on seven years now.
They literally have one win and two losses in their last three games.
Yes, I'm talking about the last seven years.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, and if you want to talk about this season.
Well, if you want to go back far enough,
both the Flyers and the Canes actually have cups.
That's true.
The Canes won a weird cup, though,
because they won it right after the lockout,
and they made a lot of rule changes,
and that resulted in the NHL going
topsy-turvy for a bit, which is fine.
Cam Ward played out of his fucking mind
for the Hurricanes that postseason, which is the biggest
reason why they won it. And Eric Stahl.
I don't think you're giving them enough credit, because two years earlier,
they made it to the Stanley Cup and lost.
Yeah, against the Oilers, I think, right?
The Detroit Red Wings.
The Red Wings, you're right. Of course, the Oilers haven't won a cup
in so fucking long. Who do you think has a better shot right now of winning donald trump or the cubs
uh cubs for sure oh man i don't know i don't know the thing about the election right now
every day i hear more like like and and i'm just like doesn't matter hillary's so far ahead
and then and then every day something else happens.
And I'm like, well, there's no way something happens every single day from here on out because that's what it would take for Trump to win.
And then like three more things happen.
If it continues in its current path, he wins.
It's the same goddamn story for years now with Hillary.
She has emails.
She used a private email server.
That was a mistake.
And it looks like at first there were no classified.
That's the big story, I think, whether or not she put classified stuff on this private email server.
Which, if you extrapolate, is putting national security at risk because you don't have the U.S. government protecting your shit.
You've got fucking Larry Moe and Curly running your
email server in Clinton's basement.
So anyway, were there classified things on this server?
Well there were at least like three, or I've heard different things.
One time I heard three, one time I heard 52 emails over cross 10 threads.
And now that we have all this other device out there that they used for printing.
If any of you guys haven't worked on a really secure network before,
you can't be logged in to here via VPN and print locally.
So they take these emails, they'd send them to this less secure machine, I'm sure,
and then print them out from there.
So there's going to be a ton of shit they find on this new one.
And I don't have a good grip on how big a deal this is, right?
Like, you know, at Cisco we worked with intellectual property and code and whatnot.
And like, I guess everybody was just a fucknard.
Like, if a laptop got stolen, it was, you know,
damn it, you're so stupid. How did you allow that to happen?
But the US government, I guess it's way
more important depending on the email anyway to me it's the same story she
used email inappropriately for like a year and a half now and now it is like
every time I log on to any news every news sources about this saying that it's
mistake I get by if i was driving down the road
and i ran into your mailbox knocked it over ruined your beautiful i assume brick mailbox
and i came up to your front door and i said you know woody i'm really sorry i'm gonna take care
of this this was a mistake you would say i understand it's a mistake you know you have
to pay to fix it this is part of your recomp. If I ran into your mailbox and then I got out, scoured the ground for evidence that I was ever there, picked up little bits of my car in the color, made sure the paint wasn't there.
I saw my license plate was imprinted on a couple bricks.
I grabbed those bricks just to be safe.
And then I quickly hightail it out of there.
And then years later, months later, whenever I'm caught with it, I say, that was a mistake.
You're right. But it wasn't even the right car. You were driving the wrong car, though. That's the worst part.
It wasn't a mistake. It was me intentionally misleading you, hiding information to cover something bad that I had done.
And so when she calls it a mistake, it's a perfect example of politicians doing that double speak of this is just a mistake
You know when Donald Trump said those things 2005 that wasn't a mistake that was indicative of his entire worldview when I do this
It's not at all indicative of the lack of responsibility when handling classified information instead
It's me being a little silly did I mention I have a vagina
What I'm saying is it was a mistake to do all those things on purpose
Yes, and so fully a mistake.
It was a mistake to get caught.
You know what it was?
It was a felony to do all of those things on purpose.
Many, many, many, many felonies.
Well, we've covered that a thousand times, but what's interesting is that somehow Trump is closing in.
Depends on what poll you look at.
We all agreed the race was over.
We all agreed. We went around.
All of us.
I wanted to add the caveat of who knows.
Crazy shit can happen.
What I mean by crazy shit is Hillary can die.
A meteor can hit her.
It could turn out that she's
a reptilian, but it turned out
that maybe just the news cycle
shifts onto her negatives and they
just keep coming out and then you add anthony anthony wiener now to the mix which just really
drags literally a pedophile yeah she was controlling the wrong wiener this whole time
she was watching out for the fallout from bill's cock and this wiener sneaks up and ruins the whole
thing it's so funny to see it all crumble and now huma abedin is just some staffer you know i've seen that they make a
big deal out of that like yeah my staffer made the did this or that like dude she was your best
friend she was your daughter she's your lover probably you know and now now she's a staffer
oh i'm sorry is kyle trying to get in yeah uh i was just thinking oh the thing about anthony
wiener's thing is he's got so many emails to go through right like a hundred thousand
it's because i guess he had um the cloud backing up i think it was supposed to be backing up like
his wife's itunes or something but it's actually been backing up his government email for like
five years and uh i i thought i thought it was
interesting that they were um or his email uh for for that long and i thought it was interesting
that he had put uh the hillary clinton stuff under life insurance yeah i heard that but it wasn't a
reputable source is it true was what i don't know i don't know i would love to see a screenshot of
that i'd love to see uh like no one else has
run with it yeah apparently there was a folder called life insurance that had hillary's stuff
and that's from like fucking no one heard of this.com mother jones or something yeah i i saw
the donald i got banned from the donald a little while ago because fuck them did you comment to it
in there i've made a couple comments. Mostly my comments on the Donald
are to switch things and make them factually correct.
Like one of them was this.
They said, oh, fuck Mark Cuban, man.
That guy got like $7 billion
and turned it into $1 billion.
He doesn't know anything about business.
And I was like, you know, just to get this right,
he sold his company for $5 billion.
His portion of that was 1.7 billion.
And he got that in Yahoo stock.
And then he sold that Yahoo stock
at the peak of the dot com boom.
And managed to preserve all that.
And he has since turned that one billion
into three billion over the last couple years.
Whatever the numbers were, I might mess them up.
But I just got it right. Because this fucker act like he lost 80% of his billion over the last couple years whatever the numbers were i might mess them up but i just got it right because this fucker act like he lost 80 of his wealth in the
last couple years and you know two more years and he's done and it's like you know let's not make
the donald a source of bad info and um and i did another one of those and they banned me for it
and it was just like a straight up like let's get all our numbers right and stuff. Like as if I'm on that team.
And they spotted me.
Dude, that's what the bullshit of it is.
It's like, I don't read a ton of stuff on the Donald, but when I do go, I find that they, or a lot of them in the comments seem to.
Like there will be a real article from a real source that they post that shows real corruption.
It's like, okay, I wonder if there's a sound, reasonable conversation about the implications of this in the comments.
No, it's not saying, hey, we need to hold our foot to the fire on this email thing and this and that and the specifics.
It's just a bunch of jokes and, oh, you know, this will show that King Cuck told me what's what or whatever they say.
I remember what I got banned for.
And it's like, Jesus Christ. that king cuck told me what's what or whatever i remember what i got banned for jesus christ like
or even worse they leave real stuff that she's done that's bad in in chase of these rabbit trails
to literal conspiracies where it's like you know what i heard she's actually one of putin's best
friends and this is all a false front to make it seem like russia's with trump really russia
putin and clinton are like that it's like why why grab Trump really Russia Putin and Clinton are like that
it's like why why grab on to nonsense when you could just take the maybe slightly less exciting
story that's true and still damning just keep it real keep it so what I got banned for was
they were saying that they gave out a bunch of disposable cameras at the debate and made the flashes not work so that they wouldn't trigger hillary's
epilepsy and uh someone else had replied actually that's been standard operating procedures since
bush debated gore back in 2000 so for 16 years now they've been doing this there's no electronic
devices allowed and they don't want flash photography because it's you know a media event
and i replied i put in like oh this should be the
highest rated comment in here you know the donald subreddit shouldn't just be chasing wild conspiracy
theories banned banned that's what i got banned for so i was i was trying not to get banned so i
could keep like factually correcting them but uh it ended it is if i can, it's a mistake to think that those Trump supporters are in any way indicative of Republicans or conservatives who are voting, holding their nose for Trump.
Like that's a tiny little percentage of very loud online people.
Super loud.
My wife is, she's not as crazy as the Donald person, but on Hillary's side.
But I do think sometimes she sees like, oh, okay, so I guess it was Conan had like Triumph the insult dog do this thing.
And they grabbed a bunch of Trump supporters and showed them new Trump policies.
Like in a, they're like, all right, we're going to make you part of our focus group.
There's a two-way mirror over here we're watching
and they show like a potential Trump commercial.
And the potential Trump commercial is like,
we're going to put up porta potties around Home Depots
where there's illegal immigrants.
And then we'll lock them in the porta potties
and we'll take the porta potties across the border
and we'll unlock them there.
And that's how we're going to like export.
Mexican traps.
Yeah, so they fucking loved it.
And then there was another one where we've noticed that Mexicans are packing 18, 19 people into a single house.
So we'll put up a house.
We'll give it to Mexicans.
Lock it up.
Take the whole house across the border.
And they were like, yeah, that's really great.
And there's an incentive to stay because there will be a house there for them just in a new location.
It's a win-win.
Yeah. And then there were some others like some of their even crazier you know i don't know if there was sterilization i want to get my
facts wrong but but there were some really wild ones out there and they were just someone was
loving every one of these like ridiculous ideas and uh i'm like jackie don't get too wound up in
thinking that this is the average trump supporter, that every Trump supporter wants them locked in there with their own shit and carried across the border.
Yeah.
The overwhelming majority of Trump supporters are like, this wall's never happening.
But illegal immigration is a huge problem that costs a lot of money, and it needs to be handled just like in any other developed nation.
And bad trade deals.
You need to have board border security
that's how most reasonable people think you know you can't have people wandering in illegally and
then just living here and being reverse tourists where they make money and send it back on the
other side i want to say this that uh people will say oh this is a typical obama supporter right
and you've got some like total ghetto chick being like obama gonna pay my mortgage! Obama gonna get me a free cell phone!
Good times are coming!
Let's not act like that's the typical Obama supporter either.
The typical Obama supporter is a white person who pretends to like him a little bit more
so that they can project an aura of not racist around him.
I'm not racist.
I like Obama.
I deliberately said that to give you shit.
Well, you're probably sad about the Blues.
I don't absolutely believe that.
I'm playing the Rangers tonight.
Blues-Rangers is going to be a good game.
I don't know if we can win because they are scoring the most goals in the game.
I don't know either because you're not winning much lately.
It's depending on Jake Allen, but sorry.
Not over to hockey because I can see Kyle's face start to melt
when we start to talk about hockey.
I'll talk about something fun like my dad's dog dying.
Anything other than hockey.
Oh, no.
Is that a real thing?
My dad has this like bulldog mix thing,
and it just snapped up his little Jack Russell and killed it,
like his 15-year-old dog that he's had since he was a puppy.
One dog ate another?
Killed another.
How long had they known each other?
Years.
So is the bulldog in trouble for the murder?
Yeah, he was like, I couldn't kill the bulldog because I love him too.
He's like, so we're all just here now, and it's kind of awkward.
But there's a takeaway from this.
If you kill your sister, it's cool with dad.
Come on. How are you making that work in here oh come on right like one one one kid kills the other and you're like what am I gonna do
lose two kids not that's not a good scenario longer than my other kid so
that's true you know he's the old kid mm-hmm
invested all right he doesn't care for her that much anyway because of her.
So you could kill her and tell your dad and he'd just be like, well, you know, I didn't want that to happen, but I'm not going to lose two kids over it.
Yeah.
I don't think that would be his reaction.
But yeah, he's pretty fucked about it.
It was a real sad time.
He's really sad dog for like, I think it was 15 or something.
It's this little jack rat terrier and And that fucking bulldog fucking killed it.
Did he see it go down?
Yeah, he saw it happen.
He tried to put his hand in the bulldog's mouth and pulled its jaws apart.
And his hands were a bit cut up from that.
And the fucking dog was just dead.
He just killed him in one bite.
It was just like insta-dead.
So he's going to get a new dog now.
And we were talking about that today. I was like what you should get a bigger dog this time like maybe
i i was like don't get a great dame because i've i've got plenty of evidence that suggests that
that's a terrible idea um but we love our great dames an australian cattle dog you know like this
medium-sized dog that's really hardy and very intelligent and can work well in a group and on a farm.
And, like, he's going to, you know, that seems like the dog that he needs.
This is a dog that can take care of himself
and kick some other dog's ass if he needs to.
What does he use them for? Like, hunting?
No, nothing like that. These are just pets.
Like, it started out, like, when I was a kid,
we had, like, one dog, like a normal fucking group of people.
Like, we're not, like, hillbillies or anything.
But it's just that, like, that stretch of road road where he lives all these people dump their unwanted pets out and he he's
got too big of a heart to like turn them away because they just show up and they're like can
i live here and eat this big bowl of food that you already have and so the choice is either kill that
dog run it because you can't run a dog away they'll just come back it's the country there's
like not somewhere else to go so it's either kill the dog or like capture it and take it to the pound where
they'll kill it so instead he just buys an extra big bag of dog food and feeds them all
wow like a mother theresa to lonely dogs he really is a mother theresa to lonely dogs he
there's a whole medical system he has spent at least fifteen thousand dollars on dog on dog
medical bills over the last, say, five years.
Like, it's a regular thing that dogs need major operations.
Amputations, reconstructive surgeries from farm accidents, dogs get ran over.
One dog tried to jump through a big 48-inch fan and chopped its nose almost off,
so they had this whole reconstructive schnoz put on the dog. tried to get through a fan and he made it as far as his nose
yeah his dog didn't jump well he was going fast yeah i well that would be a deterrent to me
he couldn't see it he didn't know and he wanted to life is tough if you don't have thumbs
and a little like a modicum of intelligence like you any of us could have just found a stick stuck
it in there they don't have thumbs,
so they just have to go, well, I'm going to die
in here.
There's chickens all over!
Get me out!
People all over the place.
I tried to eat a couple and they attacked me.
That dog lost a leg up to the shoulder
and had to have a whole nose reconstructive thing.
That was like two grand for that dog.
Then all the dogs get fixed and neutered,
but then they're constantly getting broken legs and uh needing like pins in their legs and all kinds of like multiple operations sometimes so yeah he is
kind of a mother theresa to like the the poor uh dogs around there i like it i like those dogs too
like they're all just they're all mismatched like it's not like a a group of dogs that you would
want sitting next to each other for a group picture.
They all match.
It's like mutts.
Some of them are really fat for no apparent reason.
The Sandlot kid version of dogs.
Yeah, exactly.
It's the Sandlot.
For some reason, I guess some sort of hormonal thing.
But when you neuter a female dog, sometimes it seems like they get really fat.
And that's
been the case with one of his dogs and she's just this big sweet butterball walking around and you
like you like rub her ribs like you know you'll like scratch a dog on its ribs back there and
it's just the whole oscillating bit of flesh around like a core dog if you put a hand on
either side you can like do this number and then let go
and the dog will look whoa whoa whoa whoa that's uh i've definitely done that with like little
wiener dogs where you give them a good pet and you feel their entire mass shift around and sometimes
it's so severe that you're like this can't be good for this thing like i'm shuffling organs around
as i'm petting this dog.
But yeah, I love dogs.
That's good of your dad to do that.
Yeah, I like dogs more than people.
Dogs are always good.
All dogs are good, it seems like.
Dogs are great.
You have to make them evil.
Yeah, you got to make them evil.
I had an evil dog, and we did everything we could to get the evil out of him.
We beat it every night.
Every night. We beat it every night. Every night.
We'd scald it.
Sometimes we'd just spend hours screaming at it in the living room.
It seemed like he liked being vicious, so we put blood on a rope and hung it and nothing worked.
So he had fear aggression.
We'd walk him all the time uh to like take him outside of
his comfort zone and stuff that's supposed to be good for him we'd uh we had a trainer come in and
work with him and he's just jack you know born to kill we had a dog who was uh we didn't know at
the time because there aren't the telltale signs of dog retardation uh but we found out that one
of our dogs that we purchased so i was maybe maybe 12, Chase was the name of the dog.
And my previous dog we had, Max,
bit a kid in St. Louis.
We had to send it to my grandparents' house
in the country on their farm.
He hung out there, was a good-
Sure you did.
Hang on, time out.
Do you really think that's what happened to that dog?
Did you, let me, I guess the real question is,
did you ever visit Max and see him again?
We went to my grandparents' house all the time.
I'm just saying that a lot of kids probably have that story.
Yeah, when I was a kid, my dog acted up, so he had to go live in the country.
Yeah, in a hole.
Yes, that is a euphemism for people.
Because if you heard a friend say that, it would be like, your grandpa's an accountant.
He does not have a farm.
My grandpa had an actual farm, and we would go there all the time, and we'd see, oh, your grandpa's an accountant. He does not have a farm. My grandpa had an actual farm.
And we would go there all the time.
And we'd see, oh, there's Max running around.
And he circled a moving truck on a small gravel lane and killed himself.
And so I had to get the next dog, which was Chase.
And the way my dad brought him to us is he was like,
oh, I need you to reorganize your hockey bag.
And I was like, oh, goddammit, it smells like shit.
And I hate this.
Because there's so much stuff that accumulates in hockey bags where you're just like,
oh, I'm going to take this t-shirt off, throw it in there,
whatever, maybe I'll grab it another time, and then
two months later, you open it up, and you see
that t-shirt just almost moving with
bacteria, and you're, oh, Jesus.
But he brought in my hockey
bag, and there was a dog sitting in it with two
different colored eyes. First clue,
this dog has
half of two different dogs' brains.
Heterochromia or something?
Anyway.
Yeah, heterochromia or something like that.
Every dog we've had up to there followed the simple system
of you hang a bell by a tassel on the doorknob,
and the dog goes over there and he bangs it,
and you go, okay, bell has been rung.
Tobo needs to go out.
Max needs to go out. Beans needs to go out max needs to go out
beans needs to go out whatever dog it was at the time this dog could not understand it could not
my dad would sit there for hours sometimes with this dog sitting in front of this bell and my dad
being like you just ring it just ring. And then I open the door.
Open it.
Ring.
Open it.
You know, we did that as kids to help it figure it out.
We're like, he's like, all right, you know, Taylor, when you go outside, ring that door first or ring that bell first. Because apparently that shows the dog like, ah, okay, if the door is to be opened, I must ring the bell.
Could not get it through a tent.
I like this thing you've got.
I'm going to try this.
It ruined the whole living room carpet.
Ruined the whole living room carpet at one point.
Not in like one fell swoop.
Just in a war of attrition.
We're a little pee over here,
a little pee over there, a little pee over there.
And before you know it, it's, oh god damn it, we don't have a
fucking cheetah themed living room
carpet. We need to replace it.
That's basically what it was.
That dog, it got to the point where my mom
was like you know you if this dog can't tell him my dad like if you can't train this dog we have
to get rid of it you have to buy the boys another dog he's like i can do this and maybe like a week
later he's like i can't do this this dog's so retarded it doesn't it can't do anything it's
just shitting on the floor for no reason we would have the door open we would have the door uh we gave him uh i guess back to the breeder or whoever it was money back for that
dog uh chase definitely ended up dying um just like uh this cat we had zoe she ended up dying
but she turned into a cunt like maybe like two years into it where you would i'd be getting
ready to go for go to school maybe like 10 years old at this point and running down the stairs and this cat would just
appear behind you and go and just smack the back of your ankles and bite onto your achilles tendon
it's like god like this thing is trying to take me down yeah like if i fell down it would try and
eat me like what the fuck this is not a good pet I hated that pet. I don't like cats one bit.
Nah.
Not one bit.
Nah, not a cat person at all.
Definitely a dog person.
My girlfriend got rid of her retarded dog recently.
She had this breeding pair of, like, super beautiful Datsuns,
but the female was always just a little weird, a little off.
She didn't, like, she just didn't seem to pick up stuff,
and she just acted very funny and very spastic.
You like the male, I guess, because you were really fond of one of these dogs.
I like the female that she has that's not a breeding female.
She has one that's...
I think it has an inverted vagina, but I don't know.
It looks the same to me.
I don't know what that even means, technically.
But something's wrong with this dog where they couldn't breed it.
That would be a penis.
It's an inverted vagina. That's the thing.
Oh, that's funny.
But coming out the back.
I'm like, it looks like a dog pussy.
I don't know. Whatever. I don't really like stare too much,
but it doesn't look like anything unusual back there,
but yeah, I love that dog. That's my best friend.
That's like a person, but she's got
she had this breeding pair
because she breeds Datsuns, and
the female was just... she had to go.
And she did it without telling me to because whenever there's something wrong with those dogs, I'm always the first one to pay for it.
I'm like, I don't know.
No, we're not going to let the dog, like, lose a tooth.
Let's get the dog a fucking implant.
Let's, the dog, like, these four teeth, like, the four canine teeth are like a dog's fingers.
You know, one gets broken off.
Like, if it's $1,000, it's $1,000.
But let's get the dog its finger back. That's how i feel about it i love my dogs so uh but but yeah got rid of the the dog that just there was something wrong with it and
we always just assumed that it was it was some sort of mental illness that that dog had there
was something wrong there because it just couldn't pick up on anything dog syndrome some sort of like
bad just stupid dog syndrome.
Let's just call it that maybe.
But she had to go unfortunately.
Without telling me, I was like, she's like, yeah, we rehomed her.
I'm like, rehomed?
You mean you sold her?
Yeah.
I was like, how much?
Like $500.
I'm like, I would have paid $500 just so we could have kept her retarded ass around here.
You know, I really bond
with those dogs. I love them all.
How many does she have?
Three. Well, excuse me.
Two.
She's got a really beautiful
long hair, like blonde
Datsun.
It's a really cute dog.
I wish Winston was around here somewhere. I'd show you.
Are those ones all pretty smart?
They don't have bow-wound syndrome?
Nah, these dogs are fucking...
He only knows one word, rough.
It's a really retarded dog.
Rough-tarded.
Nah, the rest of them are very intelligent.
They're very intelligent,
which is why I like them so much.
I don't like stupid dogs
it's just like you're just a thing to pet
now but these dogs have personality
for sure and I like them a lot
so I caught up with Walking Dead Woody
I'm 100% caught up
I watched the new episodes
season 7 episodes 1 and 2
I've seen those
it is a good show you're absolutely right
your taste in media can sometimes be a little off in my opinion but you were dead on with Walking Dead it is a good show you're absolutely right your taste in media can sometimes be a little off
in my opinion but you were dead on with walking dead it is a good show now i don't know if it's
top top tier like like maybe there's maybe three maybe there's three slots in the top tier right
okay i just don't know if it slides into one of those so maybe what three do you have on top of
it game of thrones belongs up there just budget if nothing else um breaking bad kills it with
cinematography and acting if we're going to the shows that aren't still on the air yeah i was
gonna i'd like them to be active shows yeah okay um then i'd have to spend some time thinking about
it but i really let me think about that maybe we'll do that on pka a little bit maybe our top
three like current shows but i think it might be up there now if we're having the caveat of
currently on the air and especially like during
the season right now like shows that you can go out right now and make your show like the top
three of those walking dead's probably in that for sure yeah because if you go all the time like
breaking bad then i really like the wire you know yeah sopranos i'm not sure it's gonna be
we're gonna throw seinfeld in there you know, for the rewatchability. Band of Brothers?
Band of Brothers is a neat one, yeah, yeah.
But if you just go current, Walking Dead is as good as most things on the air right now.
And it's dark as night.
It is so dark.
It's blackness.
Man, when you talked about how awful it was, was like i was like well i gotta catch up and
see how just how bad shit gets for this for these people and i was in season like four and like
carl's uh gets potentially like uh attempted raped and they're they're hitting people in the head
with a bat cutting their throat butchering their mishumans and eating them and there's all this
rape going on and all this murder and the people are so like unflinchingly violent now
with no remorse and everyone left seems to be like that and and it's clear that like yeah that's how
you have to be so everyone left is like that and then we meet uh negan so what happened is like
season four five kyle's like oh my god you're right this is dark and i'm like oh you're in
season five you're adorable darkness hasn't arrived yet yeah man you get to you finally get there and it's like oh we finally found the
bad guy who's bigger and stronger than us in every single way he's smart he's charismatic he has a
huge army he's armed well he's provisioned well and he is completely evil like like he's just a monster he has no uh problem committing huge acts
terrible acts of violence terrible acts of evil um and the way he just took the group apart and
shattered everybody's spirits and uh it was it was hard to watch it my heart was beat i stopped
i stopped the um i'm trying to think where I stopped at because I was like, I'll finish this tomorrow.
Oh, it was when he calls Carl over with the hatchet.
I was like, I thought this is what was coming.
I was afraid he was going to make Rick chop his own hand off with a hatchet.
I thought that was going to be what he – So I think this is not a spoiler, but I knew – I've since finished the comic now.
Well, I'm current on the comic.
But I knew that in the comic book, Rick lost his hand.
People say that he kept it
on the show for budget reasons.
But when
the axe is out and he's chopping
a hand off,
Walking Dead does two things a lot. They'll take
someone's story and transfer it to
another person, like from comic book to TV.
And
they'll do that.
Or, I don't know, they delay it delay i forget what the other thing i was going
to say was but i thought that rick was going to chop his own hand off i did make him sort of
current with the comic but yeah that's what i thought as well i was like he's gonna make rick
chop his own fucking hand off this is awful and i was just like i'll come back tomorrow and i had
nightmares about it that night and then the next day at at noon, I was like, do I want to finish this now?
No, I don't feel like I'm up to it.
It was that night before I felt up to going back to it and being like, let's see how this turns out.
And I won't spoil exactly how it turns out, I guess, even though I've said some other things.
But goddamn, that show is doing, it's got me hooked.
I want to see what happens.
I hate Negan, of course, now.
I don't think they'll follow the comic book path of Carl.
Because in the comics, Carl is the one who is taken by the Saviors
instead of Daryl, who doesn't exist in the comics.
I read that, too, on Reddit.
Oh, yeah. I think the truth is, let me correct myself,
is it that Carl tries to sneak in and do a thing and gets
caught yeah i know carl ends up there um carl was really attached to someone who died i don't think
it was like one of the two main deaths in season seven but he was really upset about something that
happened so he decided to sneak into like a truck or something he goes back and in the comic he has
a fully auto machine gun
and he just starts mowing down uh survivors that's the name of negan's group but uh thank you
saviors and um but i don't think it's gonna follow that path yeah i don't really you guys think that
because i know that everybody kind of came to the consensus that the middle part of this like game like not game of
thrones walking dead started out good then got shit and now it's back to good do you think that
seeing the success of game of thrones and how brutal they were and like all that murder do
you think that had anything to do with how they portrayed the death i'm just curious i don't know
enough yeah yeah i'm not i'm not like, you dummy.
Fucking idiot.
You got the analysis skills of a blue.
So I was reading some articles about Walking Dead fans leaving the show because this season has started off so rough.
They're like, oh, you can't kill off this character and that character.
It can't be this brutal. It can't look like that.
You can't do it this way and that character it can't be this brutal it can't look like that you can't do it this way and i was so i so i started my research and i because what i
wanted to know was is this how the comics did it or not and sure enough it's exactly how the comics
did the comics are or more brutal than the show is and they have been throughout how long have
they been out like how old i don't know how old the comics are 2002-ish maybe i was just curious sorry i
interrupted you yeah no problem but they so so the the violence ramping up is just following
suit with the storyline the real issue that caused walking dead to have that sophomore slump that
that made us all like be like what the fuck is this and then when the and just leave and jump
ship that's how i felt what it was when the so they did, and maybe I've got a little bit of this wrong,
but the original creator and the guy who was part of the comics, I think,
and it was his idea to make this, or at least it was his idea to make this an on-screen thing,
they got rid of him after season one and cut the budget significantly
and wanted more episodes in the season.
So season two is more episodes, less money, and without one of the
key producers of the show or creators of the show.
And so then that makes season
three comes along,
and what happens is not only is the story kind of so-so
with the governor and everything, but also a lot
of the actors who had only signed on to the Walking
Dead project because of that creator
who was attached but no longer was
after season two, their contracts
run out in season three so
they're like kill me off i'm fucking done so they have to kill off andrea they have to kill off the
old guy um and maybe one or two more and they lose those characters i disagree with this and i haven't
read this part of the comics i've just read about it because i picked up the comics where like where
we are now in the show and i wanted to like i wanted to get all the spoilers that's why i wanted
to know the governor apparently was at least as badass as Negan.
He's the guy that chopped off Rick's hand.
He raped Rick's wife.
Oh, Rick is losing a hand?
He lost a hand?
I don't think he raped his wife.
He raped Michonne, right?
I know he raped Michonne.
You're right.
He raped Michonne in the show that they're dating now.
And it makes it up in my head.
But yeah, anyway yeah anyway yeah he raped
one of the characters he cut off rick's hand and there's a bunch of other brutality that happened
in the comic book that they kind of he killed maybe i don't remember which character in because
of the comic the difference is back and forth i know that in the in the show i believe he kills
herschel in front of the gates with a sword or something like that but i think in the comic he
kills ty i want to say tyrese but i i don't that. But I think in the comic, he kills Ty...
I want to say Tyrese, but I don't think that's right.
I don't know who he kills.
But yeah, you're absolutely right.
And that's one of the complaints that I think some of the fans who don't know anything about
the comic books, and it's not like I knew a lot about them last week anyway, but I think
that's one of the complaints.
It's like, isn't this guy Governor 2.0?
But yeah, the governor was really dark and creepy.
I think the difference is that this guy
is more organized. The governor kind of had a militia of townsfolk that just were ineffective.
And in the end, it seemed like that's why he lost. He didn't have an army. But Negan is so
organized with hundreds of soldiers, it seems. And who knows how, I don't know how his thing
works yet. I haven't gotten to that and I didn't care to learn the spoilers. But I imagine that he has a community with regular-esque people in it
who are protected by the soldiers.
It seems like he's running some sort of prostitution thing as well,
like to keep the fighters happy.
But I was reading that he's not all that evil of a guy
as far as being a ruler.
The way he rules is kind of like it's kind of like rick you
know the reason he killed those characters and at the beginning of season one is because rick and
his guys with little to no provocation the way i remember it like went to the hit to one of his
bases and like murdered 20 or 25 of his guys right yeah so rick's group was strong on ammo and like
military force but weak on food so they partnered up with another group group was strong on ammo and military force, but weak on food.
So they partnered up with another group who was strong on food, but weak on military.
And they said, you know what?
If you take out Negan, we'd be happy to share food.
So they go.
They take out an outpost or two.
And now they've pretty much declared war on Negan.
Well, it turns out they bit off a lot more than they could chew.
Yeah, I think like Rick, the audience is thinking like thinking like yeah everybody's got their one little base
there's a guy in there with all of his people just like us that's how everybody has has groups
nowadays like we'll go in we'll wipe them all out and there's no more than there's just us
and that's how it's been traditionally but it seems like negan is this he's the king of kings
right like he is the guy who rules over the guy who rules over groups. So he's the first guy that developed a post-apocalyptic network.
A feudalism.
Yeah, feudalism.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
He's ruling over all the other groups.
They pay tribute to him for his protection or for remaining peaceful with him.
You know, pay us or I kill you.
If the first episode of season seven
lays out anything it's that this time is different like the rick and the gang have a real problem on
their hands with this negan fellow you know he is they get the situation looks hopeless and and
like kyle was saying like we know even through season six that negan he rules with an iron hand
and he takes too much he doesn't give much back,
and et cetera, but what he really wants from you
is for you to be productive.
If you give him everything that you can possibly give him,
then he doesn't hurt you.
He knows that if he kills you, you stop giving him stuff.
He knows that if, like, he just needs to push you
as far as he can push you and not farther.
So he's not killing people just for kicks
he's asking kills to get people in line did you catch the little um so there's a little thing
there after after the whole thing is over in season seven episode one right the aftermath
the two characters are late the polaroid yeah and that going back to the polaroids on the wall back
in the first place they went into yeah i immediately was like oh now i know what all those polaroids of like
blown apart faces were and then i started thinking there were about a dozen of those
polaroids like there were about a dozen of them there and so i started thinking like
let's say he kills two per two people per group which is probably more than normal because he
wasn't planning on killing the second guy with their little meeting the first night, but things got out of hand.
He's got at least five or six groups under him, like maybe a dozen or more, because those
were just the photos that were kept at that one base.
So Negan's a super powerful character, nothing like we've run into before.
I'm looking forward to the revenge, because it's a television show and I know that Rick is going to kill
Negan. He's going to.
He told him he would, so he will.
That's how TV works.
I figure I probably have to wait about
14 episodes. It may be next year,
but it's going to happen. Rick's going to kill him
and it's going to be brutal and it's going to be great.
In the end, Rick's going to look up all dazed
and confused, drenched in black blood
and look at the army of people that he's taken over.
I think that's what's going to happen.
I think he's going to kill Negan and take over all of Negan's shit.
Or what's more likely, and I think they've hinted at it already quite a bit, is that they're going to poison them with tainted meats.
Those guys feeding the zombies to the pigs was on purpose.
We don't know what that does yet.
Their belly's full of rot. Yeah. We don't know what that does yet one of their bellies full of rot yeah we don't know what that does to people yet i think it's gonna degenerate
their brain functions in some way it's gonna do something to them it's not good because remember
back when um the the the the cannibals ate the guy with the the bob or whatever his name was
who was missing the leg he was like tainted meat tainted meat and they were all terrified they
didn't know what it would do no one knows what it would do because you know who the fuck is eating
something that's been bitten by a walker has the virus it's just not a thing that people are doing
um so that's going to be interesting to see how that comes into play because i'm really curious
about the virus the virus is the is the character in the show with the least amount of backstory
like everybody gets a flashback except for the virus. We don't know where it came
from. We don't know where it's going. We don't really know
exactly what it does because it's odd.
Everyone has the virus. Everyone alive has it.
It's not defined.
I was reading an interview with the author of the
comic book and they're like,
we can talk about the origin story and
where the virus came from and what the rules
around the virus are.
If I remember right, the author said that, you know,
I haven't really fleshed all that out yet.
That kind of makes sense if I'm jumping in where I think I am,
in that if this virus decimated the human population,
priority one after that for the survivors is we've got to survive.
Like we lost all our scientists who were smart enough to figure this out.
Nobody left has the time or the resources to devote to deciphering new things about the virus is that kind of pretty much every now and then in season one they had they had a scientist who
explained how it works somewhat they explained how it makes zombies and stuff but we don't have
the origin i think i've seen conspiracy theories or theories fan theories about how it could be
aliens you know and it makes sense right you're eliminating the entire population leaving all the
infrastructure natural resources you're not irradiating the whole planet it seems like a
really good tool for uh aliens to perhaps use except they're left with zombies which suck i i
like to imagine that aliens can handle the zombies just as easily or maybe the zombies die out you
know in this oh one thing You know, in the show.
Oh, one thing people don't know.
The show's in season seven.
And I don't know if it's only been seven years because they do this weird half season thing a lot.
It's less than seven years for sure.
But in the time period, it's only been two years.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Like the time that Rick has experienced.
Like show time.
So in real life, like we're feeling like it's seven years.
Some of the young characters are obviously older now like like carl's gone through puberty he's like a young
man he's 12 in the comics he's gone from 10 to 12 and so that's the thing he hit puberty like i did
yeah yeah i didn't mind that carl needed to grow up a little bit because i that one of the worst
things about the show previously was you had this repeating pattern where every single time what happens was some character gets into an argument.
Like some sort of bullshit-like argument with another character over some shit that doesn't matter during an apocalypse.
And then they storm off into the zombie woods.
Like, I'm not going to put up with this shit anymore.
I'll just storm off.
And it's like no
bitch don't storm off the zombies are a bigger problem than our little spat right here and now
let's just fucking comp and that would happen every week and carl was the number one offender
of that and sometimes carl's hijinks would get others killed there was an episode where he goes
out and he's trying to kill a walker on his own and he's fucking with it until he falls and he
almost dies and he leaves it to to, and then it bites a main character.
You know, we lose that main character.
And I guess you could say that Carl grew in that moment.
He learned, don't put things off till later.
Get done.
Don't do tomorrow what you could get done today,
or, you know, one of your buddies might get eaten by a zombie.
I like seeing Carl turn into a...
That is the second half of that cliche.
I like seeing Carl turn into a monster,
a complete sociopath.
And I'm sure maybe you read the Reddit comments that even Negan is a little afraid of Carl.
If nothing else, he's fascinated by Carl.
He's like – picture this, Taylor.
This guy has just bashed two main characters to death with a bat to this pulp.
He's whooping and hollering, loving it, having a great time while everyone in the group is crying because they've known these characters for years uh years they love them negan the bad guy yeah negan the bad
guy is bashing brains out everybody is crying or screaming um eugene is covering his eyes he's
doing this he's just crying covering his eyes he can't even look he can't even look eugene's a
funny character he's one of my favorites carl is just staring, just staring angry. He's just angry, staring at him.
And Negan's like, Jesus, kid, lighten up, at least cry or something. And later on, he refers to him
as the future serial killer. He's like, he's trying to decide who he's going to kill. He's
like, I could do this, could kill you. Don't want to kill the future serial killer here.
Your story's too interesting to end now.
Let's see where this goes.
He's thinking like this,
because kids that are growing up, of course,
during this time of just murder and death
are a different breed of human altogether.
What he's really thinking is like,
or Carl sitting there is probably like,
you know I've never even seen tits.
You know I have no idea what a vagina looks like.
You know how horny I am all day, every day,
and everyone's been too busy surviving to give me an instruction.
I fucked a zombie!
I masturbated over all of the women in our party as they sleep,
and it's only a matter of time until they catch me.
This isn't too big a spoiler, but in the book, he's 12, in the comic book.
And I just watched him get laid.
And I'm like 12 fuck you know like this guy's scoring
better than i ever did in a zombie apocalypse well i mean there's a lot less uh guys to go
around during the zombie apocalypse nobody wants to be zombie cock dude i look like a prize in the
zombie apocalypse oh everyone would that's that's what i mean i look i i watch white guy
all right here's how i see i see men surviving better than women in the zombie apocalypse right
you mean like they do in every so i see the the sausage to to receptacle ratio being like four to
one and and very hard to get women i think i think that you would have so so if if i'm a man
on a zombie apocalypse like the first thing i want is a gun like more than water even i want
because the gun i can fucking kill that guy and take his water but if i don't have a gun he'll
just kill me and take my water so who cares about getting water first so i want my gun my water my
food but i definitely want some women right because you want companionship you want someone
that you can trust if you form some sort of a like loving relationship with this person you got someone to pass the zombie time
with and you know you can trust them they're never going to be like he's got three cans of beans over
there you know they're never going to gut you for your beans so i think that you're going to see
like lots of men and then are you know you know where i thought you were headed with that i thought
you're going to say look if i'm a guy the first thing I need is a gun. Second, maybe water. Those are my top priorities.
If I'm a girl, first thing I need, a guy.
A man.
Yeah.
The number one thing.
Go on.
There's a difference in that relationship.
Think of it like cavemen.
Cavemen were dying way more than cavewomen as far as like, oh, we got to go hunting.
Oh, goddammit.
Ooglook didn't make it back today.
I mean, but we had to kill this wildebeest or whatever the fuck it was because otherwise we wouldn't have meat.
So the priority and the protection of women and children is always put on the highest order.
So, you know, if it means that you have to lose three men in a post-apocalyptic scenario to protect one young woman,
it's worth it because the limiting factor of reproduction and producing a society is women, not men.
One man can fuck ten women and even then get enough genetic diversity that you're not making complete tards by-
More than that, am I right, boys?
Yeah, more than that.
But that's the way it would be.
It would be collectives of-
Not at once.
What it would be, it would be collectives of men who got together.
And the men would kill each other and kill rival men.
And they would pull women into the fold from rival groups and their own groups.
And there would be an ever-expanding group of women that were protected at all costs.
Because you need women if you're going to create a society.
Like, that's basically societal currency.
Like, you want to be able to make a human?
Well, you need a lot of women, because they only make one.
You've got the added thing, though, in The Walking Dead,
that these aren't...
It's not like you took the entire population and said,
OK, this percentage lives.
It's a very specific percentage of people, it seems,
that have survived this thing.
They have skills or they have proclivities
that have led them to their survival. Proclivities are you thinking of characteristics it's what i like an
immunity that they have like no it's just they're it's just they're they're they're they're willing
to kill they're they're physical they're strong they're they're talented they maybe they're good
with a bow or a gun maybe they're an outdoorsman of some kind manipulative maybe how does that
carol that's why carol is my favorite character carol is the coolest character
in all the walking dead she is the most manipulative it's so fun to watch her act
because i you know i you get to watch her acting she's acting twice she's she's portraying a
character who's portraying a character because she because all of a sudden the very well she'll
she'll be very weak and timid and afraid and shaky and everybody's not nobody takes her seriously
until she rips out your throat or she'll you know she'll be like oh i'm teary-eyed just thinking
about it and you still distract you while she steals your things uh and and of course she was
she talks about it she in in woodbury she or not woodbury that that's the governor um alexandria she's she's like oh i'm invisible you know i i can go where i want i'm the old
lady with the cookies nobody's afraid of me nobody knows that i'm also the old lady who
will quick draw and kill five motherfuckers with assault rifles on the road that was badass she
those those four or five guys she'd gone down in on the highway. I like Carol a lot.
And with that,
PKN episode 160.
All right.
Well, I guess that's it.
Kyle has decreed.
Carol is the best character.
Carol is the best character,
and fuck all of you.
I'm out.
PKN, I guess. All right. Well, good luck to you and yourKN, I guess.
All right.
Well, good luck to you and your Blues, I guess.
I hope that they turn around their misfortunes they've been having lately.
Me too.
Let's hope they can pull one out tonight.
I know.
I'm about to watch.
They're 13 minutes into the game.
I haven't checked the score or anything yet. Oh, wait.
Just before we go, please check the score.
Six-nothing Rangers.
No, I'm kidding.
What is it really? No, I'm kidding.
What is it really?
No, I guess it hasn't started quite yet.
Maybe they're delayed.
I don't know.
Could you be off on the time zone?
No, it's seven Eastern time.
So six Central.
Six 13.
So maybe I just, I shouldn't know.
Anyway, PKN.
116.