Painkiller Already - PKN #197

Episode Date: June 5, 2018

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Starting point is 00:00:00 He works out. And we're live. BKN. 197. .5. .5, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let's start with that as a topic.
Starting point is 00:00:17 I don't mind. As I was recording about 16 minutes in, I noticed little audio bars weren't moving. It's funny, I just got into this thing about how Wings forgives himself too easily. With that in mind, it's easier to notice something happening than the lack of something happening. It took me 16 minutes, and I'm an ass. I'm going to need you to flagellate yourself at least five times. I'm on it i feel terrible because i guess it's the drinking episode
Starting point is 00:00:46 where uh taylor and kyle were really genuinely upset that we lost like pretty much the sober start of it you know our first drinks and stuff like that oh two drinking episodes ago oh you're right yeah that was too tricky uh-huh and uh that was like 2015 but That was a while ago. But I'm still on it. And then I played a trick on you guys where I pretended I lost it. And you were so bad. Once you found out it was a trick, everything was fine.
Starting point is 00:01:15 But I did get to see your genuine reactions to losing an episode, and it wasn't pretty at all. I was enthused at that prospect. Two thumbs down. Two thumbs down. Two thumbs down. Two thumbs down for sure. Yeah, we lost like 30 minutes of PKN tonight. We discussed Andrew Lincoln leaving the
Starting point is 00:01:31 Walking Dead. We discussed Wings being a gigantic failure. And we talked about Roseanne Barr and her somewhat racist tweets. But don't worry. Woody has got his audio perfecto. Probably not.
Starting point is 00:01:49 It was 19 minutes, by the way. And I covered this already, so poor Taylor and Kyle will sit through this. But I have a friend, and we spent 52 hours in the car together over the past 10 days or so. So we got a little closer than we were before the trip. And he was telling me about his background and childhood and fun stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:02:11 And I introduced him to Wings of Redemption via the Mr. Medeker video. So I got to hear myself in the car and how shitty it was. And there were two issues. One is I have a tendency to quiet down i think i just did right there as i was talking and the other is my mic could be brighter it's a little bass heavy and therefore it can be kind of muddy bass isn't really good for audio so i turned it up a little brighter and i hope that this is a step in the right direction if it's not good enough oh it's so bright right now anyway so uh it's just bright as fuck right, it's so bright right now? No!
Starting point is 00:02:46 It's just bright as fuck right now. They're going to love this. You're sarcastic. So you're saying there's no difference to you? Oh, I'm saying it's terrible. Why is everyone saying my mic is awful? It's booming at me right now. It's awful.
Starting point is 00:03:09 How come you don't tell me? We did, like three times. Like that, though. No, it just sounds like you're too close. Oh, yeah. You didn't say, hey, what do you need to fix your mic? You said it's bright right now. I thought you were happy with how it was.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Like you hear it on your end. I don't know what I'm hearing. That's what the recording is hearing. To me, it just sounds like when someone gets too close. Well, maybe that maybe I was too close. I don't know. Oh, shit. Say more things now.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Hear more things now. Oh, shit. All right, baby. You sarcastic fucks are so ruthless. I don't know what to do with you. You got to just move the mic a little bit back. Tons of shit about my audio, but you two have helpers in me, and I just have assholes throwing darts at me or not letting me know.
Starting point is 00:03:59 It's a world of difference. You have a supportive co-host talking you through tech support, and I have nothing. I have no help. This is exactly what the problem is. When you're leaning forward, that's when it's getting blown out. So turning up, I don't know what brightness means, but that must mean if you stay back a bit.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Because you sound fine when you were further back a second ago. I don't know. I'm just trying. That right there sounded perfect. Don't move that level yeah all right my god so i feel like you guys just got a backwards look into the process behind the music so ice poseidon cuckolded one of his fans uh recently It was, I mean, I was masturbating the whole way. So here's what happened.
Starting point is 00:04:48 And maybe Chiz could tell me if I get any of this wrong. But basically, a guy and his wife showed up to the RV as it was parked in Salt Lake City, Utah, which is full of weird motherfuckers. And basically, she was like, I'm here to blow everybody on the rv um you know like i guess let's let ice go first and uh so they go into the bedroom and uh and she's a decent looking chick i would say like a solid six like a solid six for sure and uh and so she's blowing ice while the
Starting point is 00:05:23 husband watches and i think daquan and at least— Wait, hold on. Don't glaze over this too quick. She's legitimately blowing him in the back of this rented RV. She's sucking his cock with her mouth. I'm just trying to make sure you're not getting hyperbolic and exaggerating. She's genuinely blowing him. She's giving him mouth sex on his penis.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Okay. And the girl's husband or boyfriend is back there having a view? Her husband is back there and he's watching and Daquan is watching and at least one other ICE cast member is watching.
Starting point is 00:05:56 And apparently ICE blew his load and it got on Daquan's arm. And then she went to blow Daquan while they all watched again apparently i guess the husband's like spanking her and finger banging her like during the whole thing and hemp and uh uh sam pepper's outside like on some boxes trying to like peer in through the window like a real weirdo and uh i guess um you know uh daequan got left with blue balls. And then I look again. I come back to the stream.
Starting point is 00:06:26 And the husband, the girl, and Ice are all outside the thing, just having a normal conversation. And basically, she's like, oh, they ask her, whoever's holding the camera. I don't know. Maybe it was Scuff Steve Jobs. But he was like, did you blow Ice? Just straight up, like, you suck Ice's cock.
Starting point is 00:06:43 And she's like, oh, no. No. We made out a little bit and then like you'd get ice on his own and he'd be like oh yeah she sucked my cock yeah she sucked my cock so she totally went in there and and and sucked his cock and and and her one rule was don't call me a whore it was great it was great the husband was there the whole time he's on camera ice is on camera then this is so uncomfortable for so many reasons like i wouldn't want to be on this bus like dude i'm so glad i'm so glad i'm not on that fucking bus wishing you were i'm wishing you were i'm wishing you were there dealing with psychopaths
Starting point is 00:07:27 and drug users and and whores and and homeless people and and and and like people who are completely disorganized they're on there right now trying to figure out how to use a fucking bb gun they just tried to get a fan to complete commit a felony for them and make a straw purchase of a firearm like these people would be so frustrating to be with they wouldn't like you mean they like they didn't realize it no i said audience wouldn't like i thought about it like i've daydreamed like what's woody on the rv trip like right sober not high uh maybe driving appropriately. Like, adult supervision, this is the last thing this stream needs. They would want me off the RV quickly. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:12 You would be the one, like, in the restaurant where they're streaming, and you're like, guys, meter is up 15 minutes ago. I'm up driving, and I'm out. You guys staying? All right, stay. Like, it would be too responsible like kyle would be fun to watch because it would be fun to see the reaction of you know ice going i was gonna stream sniper in here like goodbye it's a gun or something like it can't be that hard this
Starting point is 00:08:34 is america and kyle be like no no no you can't just have him run in there and buy a gun and then hand it to you and go see ya like that's it's illegal yeah yeah on the other hand imagine this imagine that goes down like this i am in some way disrespected right my ground isn't i don't know they they put a hole in my suitcase or uh or they like i'm in bed and they eject me say woody get out of the bed this is my bed right i in some way feel like I am being made somebody's victim. You know what's going to happen. What if Daquan slapped you? Let's wrestle.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Like he, no, no. If Daquan slapped you like he did Sam Pepper the other night. Daquan slapped the piss out of Sam Pepper. It was hilarious. Let me find that. I would roll dice and see how that goes. No, I've seen Daquan. Oh, EBZ.
Starting point is 00:09:24 I'm so sorry. It's EBZ. They all look the same. I would go to Dyson and see how that goes. No, I've seen Daquan. Oh, EBZ. I'm so sorry. It's EBZ. They all look the same. I don't know EBZ, but I think, is EBZ the one that she didn't kiss? Or, like, he offered to hug? My favorite one. All right, Chiz says that I'm right. She made out with Mexican Andy, I think.
Starting point is 00:09:40 But shortly before that, EBZ said, you know what? Let's just do a hug. Yeah, that guy is clearly better than me physically, but you know, whatever. If he slapped me, then we would see how that goes down. I would just have to. I wouldn't be centered.
Starting point is 00:09:58 I wouldn't be okay with getting slapped. I would feel in constant danger of being arrested. Like, hanging out with this group because you would just know that there are enough little crimes occurring all around that it would just take one person getting caught they're like all right the whole goddamn rv into the paddy wagon and then of course ice would be like whatever man can i bring my phone like it's just hopping on calmly because he i do respect that about ice he doesn't really seem to have any
Starting point is 00:10:25 fear or to give a fuck about that he's like like first thought in his head is content and second thought maybe not even second like third fourth fifth or sixth thought is let's not get arrested i'm looking chiz i'm looking for the the video that's set to we're on easy street and it feels so sweet yeah would you link that? Let's watch that. That's fucking good content right there. And Sam Pepper is the one with the really awful hair, right? Yeah, yeah, it's disgusting.
Starting point is 00:10:52 Like, when they got swatted the other day, the cops were like, yeah. What do they call him? They call him Dreadlocks. Yeah, Dreadlocks was in the passenger seat. He had the bag. You know, as they're searching the car and looking for contraband and such. They found a bag of drugs? No, no, it's just his backpack. They and looking for contraband and such. They found a bag of drugs? No, no, it's just his backpack.
Starting point is 00:11:07 They were looking for whatever. Somebody just messaged me on Reddit, and they said that I said he wanted to shoot pigs in Texas and asked if I could help him out. No, no, because he doesn't have any experience with guns. Like, you need to be proficient with a gun before you go up in a helicopter with other people and shoot at, you know, pigs. Like, you don't do that as an amateur. You do that as a professional, you know?
Starting point is 00:11:32 Like, you don't, you know. No. Can we watch this together? I'm excited at the first one second. I'm at zero. I think Chiz will be the last one ready. All right. I'll count it down 3, 2, 1, play
Starting point is 00:11:48 It's Bjorn I don't really like Bjorn Easy Street And we're breaking out the dead champagne We're sitting pretty on the gravy train And when you see everything Great, great, great Right here on Easy Street By the end of this road trip We're gonna be banned from half the Motherfucking United States of America
Starting point is 00:12:17 That's great That's fucking great That is great Him getting smacked, her spitting common ice His face, like you gotta love it That's great. That's fucking great. That is great. Him getting smacked, her spitting cum in Ice's face. Like, you gotta love it. Spitting cum in Ice's face? What was it? He thinks there's maybe a little cum left over.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Oh, like residual semen. Yeah. And it was probably his anyway, right? No. All right, never mind. No, it wasn't. anyway, right? No. All right, never mind.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Did they usher that gal and her husband back off the bus once they were finished using her, or are they just hanging out now? Well, they hung out a little bit on the sidewalk, but then they left Salt Lake City, and they continued on their way, right? You know, Colorado, Kansas, they're hitting the whole Midwest and Southwest,
Starting point is 00:13:04 it seems. They're on a journey you know and then they left i have a friend that i think might like to be cucked and having spent time with him it's not for me but i almost understand the mindset like uh his wife was beautiful just like uh she was very beautiful i don't know whatever nearly a 10 and uh he wasn't but he was good looking enough anyway one of the things that made her so beautiful is how well she was like one of the guys he was into off-roading and she'd just be covered with mud he wore a shirt that said i love head and the head was a like a ski manufacturer for snow skis and she was like to me i'm like does she see that you know like my wife wouldn't want me to wear a shirt that says i love head but she's just like yeah you know like i'm we all know her
Starting point is 00:13:58 role in this and um they would go to strip clubs and she would get like dolled up you know like the extra lipstick the short mini skirt and she'd get like dolled up, you know, like the extra lipstick, the short mini skirt. And she'd interact with the strippers and stuff. And and I think part of what he liked about that whole experience was how every guy in the strip club wish he had that girl. Right. That was like part of the cool thing. They would have sex at the campsite and like people would mock him because everyone heard it. Everyone. She wasn't a quiet, sexual partner. And I think that he was just like, yeah, everyone wishes that they had this.
Starting point is 00:14:31 And it's not for me, like I said. Yeah, I don't see how that like everybody wants to have a girl who everybody wants. But the whole point is like, nah, she's mine. None for you. No, no, no. Like I got this on lock. How would like him thinking his wife is super hot make him want to watch his wife get fucked?
Starting point is 00:14:50 Well, there was that time Woody fucked her while the guy watched in the corner. See, that would be hard and fast evidence that he wanted to be cucked. I hear where you're coming from. And you're right, that may have described him. But I think that part of the whole everybody wishes they had her,
Starting point is 00:15:05 like, just the next step is, like, you see some guy fucking her, and, like, it's a confirmation that other people find her desirable. That's not what cuckolding is about, though. Go on. Go on. Well, it's about being cuckolded. It's about someone else fucking your girl while you watch in sort of a submissive way.
Starting point is 00:15:26 It's not about, look how much they like my girl. They really like her. This makes me feel better. Yeah, she's fine. That's not the angle at all. The only way that it could be, that entire situation could be fun is if you're the guy that gets to fuck other people's chicks, right? Like, that's just, but that's not even like that's just but that's not even that's just you going around fucking other chicks without having to put up with their nonsense like who
Starting point is 00:15:50 wouldn't want that situation so i could be wrong maybe i don't understand cucking but i thought a part of it was like confirmation that your girl was a desirable girl that's how my understanding is that they they like feeling basically like a bitch, where it's like, oh, I'm going to watch somebody else fuck my wife. Like, I feel so degraded now. That's what cuckolding is about. Hot wife is what you're describing. That's why people make fun of it. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:16:14 And there's a big difference. So, I mean, hot wifing is when you're, you know, often the husband is, they have a three-way with the wife. And it's about sharing the wife and enjoying that. But cuckolding is not about like, oh, this makes me feel better because she's so desirable that they fuck her. What is the difference between the three? So is it threesome that you have with a girlfriend and some other girl? That's hot wifing?
Starting point is 00:16:42 No, no. Hot wifing is when you share your wife and that turns you on to watch her get fucked and and and oftentimes maybe you're getting blown while they fuck her it's it's it's a small difference but it's it is very different uh when it comes down to it and the types of people who engage in it and they often is this another man in there with you or is this too late no no no it. It's a man. Okay, well, then that's how it differs from a threesome with two women, is that there's not two women there. Yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Cuckolding often involves a level of humiliation or a demeaning aspect of one kind or another and uh and you know it and and hot wifing is is a little bit more like swinging uh than it is about some sort of humiliation aspect for the now i know we're all about tolerance and whatnot you know with everybody's sexual shit nowadays but if you if your thing is that you're like man i really like the idea of my wife being just used, basically. There's something in your head where you're like, that's not a very healthy thing to want, right? I'm okay with that. I don't care if other people do it,
Starting point is 00:17:55 but I feel like you can acknowledge, yeah, to each their own, obviously. But it does seem like it's kind of, if you want to be humiliated that bad, there has to be some kind of underlying thing, right? I mean, no more so than the guy who wants to get spanked. Can I jump in? Because while Kyle was talking, I did a little research. Everything Kyle said was completely right. Cuckolding, even as he was getting to, is a subset of BDSM, right?
Starting point is 00:18:18 Where people like to be embarrassed and put down. And there's this idea that they're not man enough to keep their wife on their own. So they bring in the bowl and help. And then hot wifing, like you said, is kind of a subset of cuck holding. And they're not really thinking of themselves as not man enough. They just think they just get off on their wife being so hot that other people like her, too. Yeah. They sound more like swingers. Yes, but it's a little bit different because in swinging, you often have two couples, and they sort of mix and match
Starting point is 00:18:49 partners, but hot wifing is more often than not a couple finding another man to come in, and that's kind of the main difference there. Well, playing the bull character seems to be the winning combination.
Starting point is 00:19:06 You just get to go fuck and then leave their house of despair and regret, and you just zip by, make a tease, grab something, head home, you know, do your own thing. I do think the bull would be a hypothetical single Woody's favorite, too. Actual Woody is so possessive.
Starting point is 00:19:23 They would be a showstopper if there was... kind of issue. But what if you have to do something weird with the guy, though? Like, what if you got to fuck him, too? What if that's part of it? What if it's a bi-cuffling situation where she's like, yeah, show him why I like that big cock and fuck him in his ass? Yeah, you little bitch. Come over here and suck a real man's
Starting point is 00:19:45 dick. And you're just like, oh, no, that's okay. I think he gets the idea. You're asking for... You cuck. You sit in the corner and watch me fuck your wife. And then as soon as you're done with that, you go, oh, I gotta take a shit. I will be back.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Hey, hey, Mr. C Cockaroo, you get over here and get her ready for me again or whatever. Just say something to keep both busy. You're next and then dart out the window. And then you sneak out, never to be heard from again. See, Kyle went too far with the whole, like, fuck him
Starting point is 00:20:17 in the ass or whatever. I would, hypothetical single Woody, it's like, look, if he wants to spank both of us in I Get Laid, then – No, no, no, no, no. It's like it would never happen. Like I could give a little, I guess. It would be you doing – it would be him blowing you or you coming on him or you fucking her from behind while he's going down on her and he also has to – she's like, yeah, get his balls in your mouth.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Let me see. There's limits to this, right? If you were like Woody, you get to fuck the girl, but at the end, you blow on him, right? You blow your load on him. I'd be like, eh, well, that's not my preferred ending, but I do get to fuck the girl, right? Like,
Starting point is 00:20:59 maybe, you know? I can give a little yeah, alright, there you go. You can only come if there's a fan there now that's your thing, so now you're having to hit up gay men like, look, I don't want you to touch me at all, it's just I'd like to finish on you
Starting point is 00:21:16 could we do that? No, no, I'm getting naked, what are you doing? I'm not fagged just get down I'm right no, I'm the bull in this situation, Chiz. You're the bull, but the guy's a little biased. Yeah, I don't know. Like, I guess he can touch my ass a touch, or maybe I'll blow on him.
Starting point is 00:21:34 But I certainly don't want to get blown by him or... I feel like the move would be like, you're just fucking his wife. And then she's like, well, he also likes this. And I'm like, why would I give a fuck what that cuck thinks? It would never be that either. His interests have nothing to do with this. She's running the show. She should not be here.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Yeah, yeah. She's running the show. He's the one getting humiliated. And you're the master male in the situation who was there to serve both purposes often simultaneously. So he's not going to spank your ass. That would never happen. You asked if he was a little bi. You said that.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Oh, no, no. He's being forced to be a little bi. He's not into it. I don't want to force him to be a little bi. You want to suck your dick? What you should do is you go in, you fuck the the girl as she wants and then you don't do anything physical with the man at all you don't even get close to him just make him sit in the corner and you do like a tight five of insult comedy just make fun of him
Starting point is 00:22:39 yeah yeah maybe he's got to like suck your dick to like get you hard and then he's got to like clean her up after you after you come on her or something crazy like that want him way way away what in the corner him and he can play in a large room he should be veiled in darkness you know what he should have to wear semi-translucent blindfold on him and then put sound-canceling headphones and he doesn't get anything
Starting point is 00:23:14 out of it. These are good thoughts. You doing it? Shut up! You're breaking my concentration. Your wife isn't as good looking as the pictures. I'm really having to give it a go here. That's good stuff. So yeah, IceCocked a fan.
Starting point is 00:23:31 So that was fun. That was an interesting stream. I look forward to seeing the rest of their little RV trip there. That led to a fun bit. Yeah. Ice is a lot of fun. Would not like to be on the goddamn show. He's an interesting fella.
Starting point is 00:23:48 His streams are getting so big, it's unbelievable. Like 20, 30,000 people. That is amazing. She says that if I fight everyone on the bus, I might be the most beloved. I don't know. I would be pretty beat up, though. Wouldn't be that one-sided. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:24:09 up though it wouldn't be that one-sided we'll see they they have a lot of hate for uh many of the the characters on that but i mean they everyone on there on camera gets gets hate they're all hated uh so what about the norwegian guy oh they like bjorn i don't think anyone hates bjorn i i think bjorn bjorn is sort of beyond hate, I think, because all he does is like, it was so funny, they're like, you want a blowjob? Bjorn is like, no, I don't want a blowjob. I don't feel like it. That was his polite way of saying like, I don't know how many clinics we'll be stopping
Starting point is 00:24:38 at along the way we're going, so that would be a hard pass. That was good. Well, he drinks, he pukes, and assaults people, says Chiz. So I guess he's a content king over there. Yeah, he's kind of like a bodyguard for ICE. Like, anytime they were at that beer pong thing with Keemstar, and some guy started getting a little rowdy,
Starting point is 00:24:59 and I don't know if he threatened ICE or kind of made a comment that he might do something to ICE, but Bjorn was just like, like watching that motherfucker. You could tell Bjorn was ready to throw down. Bjorn was ready to defend Ice at all costs. And if you saw that clip in the Denny's, like Asian Andy stepped up big, putting himself between that angry black man and Ice. He was the last defense. What did they do to almost start a fight at a denny's in kansas the black man said that they were saying racist things um but i didn't hear that part so i'm not sure it just says and they were did they shower in the kansas rain during on tuesday by chance like almost a week ago
Starting point is 00:25:43 that would be so freezing uncomfortable. No, okay. It was during PKN, right? That they had heavy, heavy rain. Oh, they're doing it now. Okay, never mind. I just thought it'd be fun if we were in the same rain. But, no. I just went to the PKA
Starting point is 00:25:59 Reddit and they're like, Ice is going to be heading through Missouri soon. I wonder if Taylor will swing by the stream. Wonder no more. Get in there. I will not be swinging by the stream. Get in there. Come on, Taylor. Oh, just KC, so you're not even close.
Starting point is 00:26:16 Oh. Rats! I wonder how close I was to you. I didn't even look. I'm in. STL right between Missouri and Illinois, so whole state of Missouri away.
Starting point is 00:26:29 You're in the St. Louis area. Yeah, you've got to go all the way across Missouri to get to Kansas from there. You were in Fredonia. Yeah, but I drove home. Ostensibly a real place. Oh. It's probably like a 10-hour drive or something.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Yeah, but I drove from across all of Missouri towards North Carolina, and I think I was probably pretty close to you. Oh, yeah, you may have been. Yeah, if you took 40. I did take 40 probably pretty close to you oh yeah you may have been yeah if you took uh 40 but I did take 40 well there you go that goes right through St. Louis 64 70 these are all things I did yeah highway 64 that's the same one as 40 regional highways everyone I could have I could have stopped by I've been watching more and more of The Blacklist with James Spader on Netflix, and I like it. I like how violent he is and how hardcore he is. He kills so, so many people.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Where are you at in it? I think I'm in season three now. I think I'm season three, episode two or something like that. The only thing I don't like is they get shot, and then they're all good again in two episodes. Like, the next episode after being shot, they're like, well, I really shouldn't go out. I have been shot in the chest. And then the episode after that, they're all good.
Starting point is 00:27:56 No more mention of the bullet wound. Like, every cast member has been shot at this point. There was one episode where one of the chicks gets shot in the leg. The very next episode she's running around doing shit. The main girl who's on the show, she's this dainty little girl. She's like 125 pounds tops. Like maybe
Starting point is 00:28:14 5 foot 7 tops. She's a little girl. And she gets beaten by a man in every episode. Every episode a grown ass man throws her an ass whooping and she recovers in 10 minutes.
Starting point is 00:28:30 She's never bruised or cut up or anything like that. Like a big dude will wallop her two or three times real good and knock her on. She's had 18 concussions at least. At least. She's not going to remember where her fucking keys are by season four. She's going to be like an NFL linebacker by the time she's like 40.
Starting point is 00:28:47 And James Spader character, who's like an international criminal, what do they call him, the concierge of crime, he's murdered by his own hand at least, let's call it 30 people so far, like gunned them down in person. She's killed a dozen. She's killed at least a dozen. And she hasn't flinched once at no point is she just like is she like often in cop shows you know they'll use their weapon in the line of duty and first of all they got to see a shrink there's a bunch of episodes
Starting point is 00:29:15 where they're a little shaken by it maybe having nightmares you know it really affects them she guns someone down in every episode and sometimes she'll make a little joke about it just and not like not like oh my god it just happens so fast she'll have like a gun to a guy's head and he'll twitch and she'll just be like bang and there's just blood that will paint the inside of a car and she'll just be like all right let's get out of here i'd hate to have to clean up that mess like like it's absurd at this point how sociopathic everyone in the whole show is and they have the healing factor of wolverine so that's the only little bit that i that kind of irks me but the storyline and uh the characters
Starting point is 00:29:57 are pretty fucking cool there's a lot of torture as well a lot of torture i can forgive in shows the ridiculous wolverine healing abilities like that's one of the sins that i feel like you can always kind of allow a bit just because it'd be pretty boring if like three episodes a season was just like hospital recovery time bedpan changings like things that wouldn't be that helpful uh like they said like they go through like a long physical recovery thing and you find out that she's gone partially blind in her left eye from the sustained beatings and just things like that he got shot in the chest with a rifle a couple of episodes ago
Starting point is 00:30:32 and his lung collapsed his lung collapsed and he's like coughing up blood and literally the next episode he's walking around and the episode after that the bandages are gone and no more mention just eat this wheel of cheese as fast as you can walking around. And the episode after that, the bandages are gone and no more mention. Skyrim rules
Starting point is 00:30:45 where they're like, just eat this wheel of cheese as fast as you can. I guess. Like the black guy got shot in the gut a couple episodes ago. Next episode, he's all bandaged up. They're worried about the bandages. I guarantee the episode after that one, he'll be fine again. They're constantly
Starting point is 00:31:01 getting shot. One of the main characters got shot in the knee with a 12 gauge at one point and his knee's all blown apart and the artery's all fucked. And to stop the bleeding, Raymond, James Spader's character, pours gunpowder in it and lights it on
Starting point is 00:31:17 fire inside of his leg. And they're like, oh, he's in surgery. He's been in there for four hours. They're hopeful he's going to keep the leg. He's walking with a cane the next episode. Three episodes later, the cane is gone. Now he's chasing
Starting point is 00:31:34 criminals down the street. Well, I mean, the gunpowder approach clearly works, is what you learn. As long as you, when performing surgery, just keep large handfuls of gunpowder nearby well you know they had to they were in an emergency situation um i will say it's a little hardcore um like like like there's a part where you know there's a character that everybody kind
Starting point is 00:31:56 of likes there's this little asian girl that's like james spader's like girlfriend slash assistant and the bad guy is like open the door or i'm gonna kill her and he's like i don't have the code to the door and she he just goes bang and paints the whole door with her blood like blows her brains out right in front of him and then he goes and gets another hostage and he's about to blow that guy's brains out it's it's it gets rough at sometimes it's for i think it's on network tv on like abc or something i'm not really sure, but it's pretty violent, pretty gory at times. I like it. I like it.
Starting point is 00:32:28 It's on Netflix, The Blacklist. Yeah, I think I only watched season one and two. The end of season two had me losing interest. But if season three is good again, I'll jump on, try it. Yeah, season three is pretty good. It takes a real turn. A lot of stuff has happened yeah I won't spoil anything
Starting point is 00:32:50 but a lot of shit has happened the show is a little bit different now good show though I like it I've been watching it a ton yep well the other two shows we already talked about Walking Dead and Roseanne, both one gone for being canceled, the other ruined because the main guy's leaving.
Starting point is 00:33:11 This is season eight, right? I still haven't watched a second of it that they're on now, right? Of Walking Dead? Yeah, this is season eight. Okay. And you haven't missed anything. Doesn't sound like it. No.
Starting point is 00:33:24 I heard it now. I think it was on Chiz's Twitter. He's excited for a Spawn remake. Is that what it is? Is that the cartoon? Spawn, I think it's a graphic novel thing. It's super popular. Yeah, I
Starting point is 00:33:40 don't know anything about graphic novels, but I know it is pretty big. So Spawn was really big in the early 90s. It was made by Todd McFarlane. He owns the rights to it. He owns everything that has to do with it. There's an animated six or eight episode miniseries on HBO that's very good, very gory, very graphic, very dark. I'm pretty sure there's titties and stuff in it, maybe some dick in the animated series.
Starting point is 00:34:07 And then there was a movie made, and I'm going to say 1998, somewhere in there. Oh, that was close. And it's pretty good. The best part of it is the guy who plays the clown whose name's escaping me right now, John Leguizamo, plays the clown from Hell. And me right now. John Leguizamo plays the clown from hell, and he's very good in that role.
Starting point is 00:34:28 But the special effects really suffer, and it's a special effects-dependent character because his thing is he is a CIA assassin who goes to hell, and Satan comes to him in hell and says, I want you to lead my armies in the end times. Because he's a soldier. He's familiar with the modern world.
Starting point is 00:34:51 He's extremely well trained and everything. Sounds like that South Park episode. Kind of. Kind of. And he's like, no. And he's like, I'll send you back and you can be with your wife again. And so he's like, well, all right then. But Satan sends him back five years later.
Starting point is 00:35:09 In the meantime, he's been cucked by a white man. He gets back. All of a sudden, now his wife has a mixed daughter and he's kind of odd man out and he's like looking through the window and this white dude's just banging his wife and stuff and he's all sad about that. But the devil
Starting point is 00:35:25 gave him all kinds of powers like basically if he thinks it it happens he's a bit like an evil version of the green lantern with this suit he has and its ability so he sends chains out his cape lets him like fly around and stuff he can like make a motor motorcycle and ride it um really anything he can materialize guns just just all kinds of crazy stuff. And he's an anti-hero. He's not Superman. He is a tortured, demonic spirit who more often than not sides with the good guys. And he still has some sense of right and wrong, but he's not looking to do right. He's more like, oh, you guys are killing that innocent person i don't like that i'm gonna rip you all apart eviscerate you so todd mcfarland has refused
Starting point is 00:36:13 to allow another movie to be made unless he writes directs does the whole thing he wants 100 control over the thing and finally someone said yes and so he's cast jamie foxx as spawn and they're making the fucking movie and i'm very hopeful because it's one of my favorite characters um and uh i i i'm perhaps with the success of black panther um you know people are like oh the black superhero cell huh let's uh let's get another one out there who we got who we got uh well this is uh this demonic cia guy who gets cuckolded sold fuck it throw it up there yeah so um there's blade there's and there's spawn of course but uh but yeah i'm looking forward to i really liked the movie from 97 spawn um the special effects are pretty bad pretty bad but uh john leguizamo kills it and uh the
Starting point is 00:37:07 story's pretty cool and i like the guy who plays uh spawn although he's all burnt up that's one thing i didn't mention um the way he died was being burnt alive uh so he's all scarred up he's like he looks like yeah he looks like ryan yeah he looks like ryan from Deadpool. So when he takes his mask off, when he's like, shield off, and takes the mask off with his mind, he's just a pulp. It's real gross. It's real gross. And it's not part of any universe.
Starting point is 00:37:38 It's independent. It's Marvel. Oh, okay. I like that even more, I think. I don't know. I guess I like the universe. I know Taylor's not on the same team with this, but it's fun when the different comics meet up
Starting point is 00:37:53 and you get to see how they compare and Thor and Hulk fighting and things like that. I enjoy that. And I've watched... But I don't understand what the whole universe is like. Spawn seems like a pretty powerful guy, but he's not like a Superman-level guy. So why wouldn't they just be like, all right, Superman, this Tuesday afternoon,
Starting point is 00:38:12 I know you were going to have a lunch with family. Maybe we're going to pencil you in to go destroy Spawn. Well, first of all, they're in completely different universes because Superman is in the DC universe. But Spawn is not necessarily a villain. He's more of an anti-hero. And if he could go to the DC universe, I think Superman would have a very difficult time with him
Starting point is 00:38:32 because he has religious magic, and that's one of Superman's many weaknesses. Is it? I didn't know that. Superman can do nothing but magic. And then one of Spawn's superpowers includes immortality and resurrection. So that's a tricky thing to deal with as well. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:38:47 Well, man, I'd make that deal with Satan. Well, you get cucked and you're never going to get fucked again because you are a burnt pulp of a human being. Say goodbye to Tinder. So I have to be this version? This, like, 1997? Okay, I wouldn't do it. Well, all of the versions are all burnt up. Like, I wish we could find...
Starting point is 00:39:07 Let me see if I can find an image of Spawn's face. I actually don't see magic on his list of things. If you can just imagine things and have it become reality, why don't you just imagine that the guy who came in and is now with your wife, just imagine him away. And imagine, you know? Perhaps I oversold his imagining abilities. It's more
Starting point is 00:39:30 like his suit becomes whatever he wants it to be. So like unlimited wardrobe change. Well, you know, it becomes like Can he imagine that face to be any different? Well, he can make like a full...
Starting point is 00:39:46 He's got a mask that he can imagine. And that's about as good as it gets. Okay, well, I'm not nearly as sold on this as I was when I misunderstood it. Yeah, look at his face there. Look at his fucking face there. Yeah, that's dumb. I think that chick from Ice'sv would still hook up with him oh probably you know if he was on the stream
Starting point is 00:40:10 so yeah i'm excited about that that'll be very good i bet i todd mcfarland's never directed anything though and i'm not sure and he's never written a movie either uh so there's a little bit of fear about that honestly but i liked honestly the interview that I read of Todd McFarlane he was like this is not an origin story this is going to start and he's spawn and he's doing spawn shit like maybe if we do a trilogy if this does well there'll be some flashbacks
Starting point is 00:40:36 and you'll get some of the origin but this is not an origin story and that's one of the real drawbacks I think to so many of the superhero movies is they all begin spending 90 minutes of two hours. Like, OK, well, he was a little boy and then he fell into the radioactive ooze and now he's Mega Man. It's like, all right, get on with it. That's how they all start.
Starting point is 00:40:57 Oh, did he have a troubled past, too? Get out of here. I've seen it. So, yeah, excited about that, too. That'll be good. i'll try that one out it's the i like the anti-hero thing more than the actual hero thing like deadpool 2 is pretty good i liked that movie yeah oh hopefully it's good i think the anti-hero thing is the way it would go in real life you know like i don't feel like any of these superpower people would actually be like ho ho ho but don't kill him it's like but batman he's he's
Starting point is 00:41:32 murdered two people today if you let him go he's gonna you heard me don't go and it's like all right well you're you're you're not helpful you're not useful at least call the police and bring them into the mix you know before you do this like spider-man does where he puts them on the web like uh so the uh the guy from that 70s show you know he pops it up there throws them on the race and he's yeah tover grace in the heads out or whoever the hell played him there but like the anti-hero thing it seems more realistic like if i were deadpool and i couldn't die what would you have like a month two months of being mr good superhero Good superhero until you're like, this is bullshit, I'm done. I thought I put that guy away forever, but he's back out raping kids. I'm just going to go kill him.
Starting point is 00:42:12 And they can't do anything to him. Actually, the worst superhero would probably be Deadpool or Wolverine's abilities, right? Because all you'd have to do is imprison them. And then it's like, game over. Sorry, I'm gonna like what what could you do well they wait and they go and they go crazy is that what they do well deadpool would get out because he's got a magical bag from which he can pull any weapon uh that's kind of left out of the movies and wolverine would get out because he's got adamantium claws so he just cut his way
Starting point is 00:42:43 out of him in an adamantium cage yeah it's just cut his way out of it. Well, you just put him in an adamantium cage. Yeah, it's not like there's a lot of that floating around. Or you just tether him up in mithril chains or whatever the fuck. Mithril? You're crossing over into the Tolkien universe. Party foul.
Starting point is 00:42:59 And then Deadpool, what you'd have to do is be like, hey, before you put him in there, take that bag away. And then he'd be like, give some smarmy fourth wall breaking thing to the camera. And he'd be like, well, good luck without your bag. Also, just take all of his suit off. Make him stand in there in a loincloth so he has to look around like, God, man, I am gross. And occasionally spritz him with peroxide. Just watch him bubble.
Starting point is 00:43:23 Just watch him bubble up. Oh, man. Let's make that movie. Just watching Deadpool, like, chain to the wall. Unhappy. It's just Buffalo Bill gets the better of Deadpool 2 and this guy somehow, or, uh, and Wolverine somehow chains them both up
Starting point is 00:43:44 as he does his, like, Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. He's got his dick tucked between his legs. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. In that little
Starting point is 00:44:01 house dress. And then he's like, Yeah! Like, flashing himself. It's fucking great. I love that movie. God, if Hollywood would only do what the people want! Well, they showed Dr. Manhattan's big blue dick. Yeah, he was a superhero.
Starting point is 00:44:18 I liked it. I didn't know what his deal was. He seemed like he wasn't even human anymore. He is the most powerful superhero in that universe. Are they in Marvel or DC? I believe that's DC. Could be wrong.
Starting point is 00:44:33 They roll with Batman. Batman is DC? Batman is DC. Dr. Manhattan, I'm pretty sure, is Marvel. But I would want to Google it to be positive. But Marvel's most powerful people are like bullshit. Oh, watch what you can see. Kyle was right. Well, fuck, now
Starting point is 00:44:50 I'm not sure who's the most powerful in that universe anymore. I'm sorry. I could link you to a video. Yeah, I've been watching lots of videos on this. In the Marvel side, this is so stupid a topic, but on the Marvel side it appears that the most powerful superheroes are stupid.
Starting point is 00:45:07 They're like the creator, the presence, and things like that. And they're basically just the people that write the comic are the most powerful people. They all seem like some sort of analogy or euphemism for the author of the comic. analogy or euphemism for the author of the comic. According to Deadpool, I guess this is maybe a minor spoiler for Deadpool, so skip forward
Starting point is 00:45:31 a few seconds if you don't want to hear that. But in Deadpool, it seems like Deadpool 2, it seems like the one they're making out to be the most powerful is Juggernaut. Well, he's one of the more powerful in the X-Men universe. At least one of the more powerful villains that they have to deal with.
Starting point is 00:45:48 He caps me with a no way. I'm saying what I saw in the film. Do you remember the... Do you get that reference, I'm the Juggernaut bitch? Oh, yeah. Okay, just making sure. Yeah. Juggernaut was cool. I don't know which origin story is the real one, but I like the one where he's
Starting point is 00:46:04 Professor X's half-brother the most. And see, the Juggernauts... They made an allusion to that, yeah. Yeah, the Juggernauts' powers are magical. That's one thing about the Juggernaut. He's not a mutant at all. He has magical powers that he acquired in some sort of a cave. He found some sort of artifact, and it imbued him with juggernaut abilities.
Starting point is 00:46:30 Well, it must have made him—he was either born a huge person, or it gave him magic huge person traits, because he was even, like, five feet taller than the Steel Colossus, the Steel X-Man. He's a big boy. He's a big boy. He's a big boy. I don't know. There's a website you can go to that tells you how big they all are. And, you know, I don't know how big he is.
Starting point is 00:46:55 But in the cartoons, he's pretty fucking big. And, you know, he's running through walls and stuff. At one point, he destroyed the whole mansion. That mansion's been destroyed like eight times. I like the cartoons. They are not for children. Really? Na-na-na-na-na.
Starting point is 00:47:09 Na-na-na-na-na-na. Na-na-na-na-na-na. Na-na. You never watch the X-Men cartoons? I don't think so. I had to sneak them. Mom wouldn't let me watch them because of their vague references to biblical characters. There was Beast. There was Apocalypse.
Starting point is 00:47:26 She didn't like all that. So I had to get up early on Saturday morning so I was going to catch that shit. Yeah, they're pretty good. They're on Netflix, I think. It's the Fantastic X-Men or something like that. Yeah, Kelsey Grammer's in there. Kelsey Grammer's not dead, Chiz. I thought Kelsey Grammer was the guy from He wrote his career
Starting point is 00:47:45 Now did Chelsea Grammer Is he in the Me Too thing? No he plays Beast Yeah he's the guy from Cheers And Frasier Well I know who he is It was just that he said rest in peace his career I thought maybe he got Me Too'd
Starting point is 00:48:02 No no no no He just hasn't done anything in a while. He played Sideshow Bob on The Simpsons. You know. He had a sitcom in the 90s. He did play Sideshow Bob. He did. Yeah. Blast from the past.
Starting point is 00:48:22 Well, superhero movies. Saying that Quibble Cop had Sideshow bob hair was one of my funnier quips on pk i laugh at that joke he does have sideshow but or he used to have it worse seems like he's trimmed down a bit worse better i don't know i i like my internet personalities to have ridiculous hair sometimes i didn't like the way harley's looked when he dyed it. I thought that was a poor choice. But I think that's grown out now. Harley's ridiculousness needs to exist in the beard. It already does, kind of.
Starting point is 00:48:56 It's not even really ridiculous. He just lets it get really long. Yes, to a ridiculous level. There's a handsome beard, which is what Taylor's rocking. And then there is the next level beard that only guys like and that's what i like to see on harley yeah that's that's so true that's the beard that men like like when women are like oh i like beards like they like not really much longer than what i have here like i trim mine to a quarter inch like i keep it really short.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Most of the time I'm probably due for a trim now, but men will think like, Oh, if that's a good beard that women like, then if I let it just get bananas like out here, then women will be like, that's even, that's must be 10 times better.
Starting point is 00:49:39 But really they're like, ah, no, no, it's just looks like a nest. Like food would be found in there. Looks like an animal, like a homeless person. Bit of a miscreant.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Someone that would have to tie it up. A mouse would like that beard as its home. Yeah, a mouse. In Harley's case, you could probably fit a quail in there. Like a reasonably sized quail. A lot of, so many people now do the shaving their heads on the side and then, like, pushing it all back.
Starting point is 00:50:10 You know? Where they're, like, trying to look like a Viking. That's a look I think can look cool, but only if you're super jacked with a genetically great jaw and living in the 12th century on a long ship. But other than that, I don't think it's very good a look. There are a handful of looks that only work well
Starting point is 00:50:29 if you can pull off any look. Like tattoos. A lot of girls don't seem to be self-aware that that look's not working for them. Like, oh, does your favorite Hollywood celebrity wear tiny little short shorts? Her body fat is at like 12% and yours isn't. Put on some bigger shorts, girl.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Mm-hmm. Yeah, you'll see that with fat guys wearing fitted T-shirts, where it's like you're not doing anyone any favors. Like, you're just letting me know exactly the curves that make up your love handle area. Mm. What is this?
Starting point is 00:51:02 This is a little video that Chiz and I watched over the weekend and Chiz thinks it's it's it's it's sad, but I got a real kick out of it. Alright, game reserve owner hospitalized after being mauled by lion. Yeah, let me just send you the YouTube link I guess that's since that's where this goes. You can just click on the video, but yeah. Is he dead? No, don't spoil it. Yeah, I won't spoil it. So this guy owns an animal reserve, and... It can't be that bad if it's on YouTube. Well, I...
Starting point is 00:51:35 You'd be surprised. We'll see. All right, so is there any other additional backstory we need? Ah, he hopped in the lion cage. The owner of a private game reserve near Thambazimbi in Limpopo has been hospitalized after being mauled by one of his lions.
Starting point is 00:51:51 One of his lions. He shouldn't have been fucking around with them. Alright, let's take a peek. Ready, set, play. Alright, starting off poorly. Lion's dragging him like he's a rat. What? What are you talking about? Oh, did you start at zero?
Starting point is 00:52:12 No, it started... It was auto-stamped for me in like 30 seconds. Okay, here, I'll go back to zero. I'll go back to zero. Everybody back to zero. Alright, I'm back at zero now. Alright. Jesus Christ christ you've ruined this already well i don't really hold taylor responsible for clicking on the link you gave him well you
Starting point is 00:52:32 did my best bro kyle you're just not a good taster we've covered this before reddit play Ready, set, play. Alright, so we've got a lion casually walking in his cage, I guess. Oh, there's an older dude in the cage with the lion hunchbacking behind him. Now he's trying to get out of the cage. Old lion hunchbacking behind him Making a run for it lions having He's gonna go! JABBA! JABBA! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Starting point is 00:53:26 Can't see anything from behind the bush. JABBA! No! My god! Shoot! The lion's name might be Juba. Ha! Ha!
Starting point is 00:53:34 Ha! That'll work. Ha! You! Quit that! Well, they shot him. Twice so far. They shot the lion.
Starting point is 00:53:42 Yeah, I could hear two snaps. Get a rifle! Somebody get a rifle! Just shoot him! Get a rifle I could hear two snaps get a rifle somebody get a rifle just in case it might be three so far who knows if they hit there's a woman who's not happy. That's his daughter weeping. Oh my god. Please. Is anybody getting a rifle? What are they shooting?
Starting point is 00:54:17 Are they just making noise? Is it a BB gun? They're shooting the lion with a handgun or something. Well, the lion died. The man recovered. As it should be. We are the king of the food chain. Yeah. Who could have seen that coming?
Starting point is 00:54:33 Who could have seen it coming? Could anyone have seen just walking in there with lions that it could have gone poorly? It's crazy. He should have known better than to run from the lion right like i'm not an a lion expert but i know if you run from the lion it's gonna be like oh okay like it's gonna you're gonna trigger like his his predator response right like like the yeah it is a temptation though isn't it if a lion's coming to towards me and i am 15 feet from the door ah at 67 you better turn around and try to pull some
Starting point is 00:55:08 sort of uh like like like crocodile done deep mind trick on that motherfucker like once i mean god just don't go in just don't walk into the cage make sure it's kind of sequestered and chained up before we do it oh you can't keep it chained. It's a weapon. No, don't give a fuck. Don't give a fuck if it's chained up. You can't be letting shit like this happen. Wouldn't you rather have had that lion chained up for the full ten years it was there and have something like this never happen than
Starting point is 00:55:35 just take the risk and have it eat somebody who's maybe... Even worse than this is if it attacked someone who wasn't the jackass keeping lions for fun. I think what zoos do outside of thin bazimbi in limpupu is have like a little lion room like all right we need to maintain the lion area we'll put the lions in the other room the smaller cage maintain it then let them free when i'm not there that way i never have to die from lion aggression yeah that would that would be ideal
Starting point is 00:56:06 yeah a little lion room and maybe there's something good for them in there that makes them walk in willingly like food maybe like once lionesses once a year once every couple years when one of them starts acting out you just fucking boom put it down and all but you have to do it making sure that all the other lions see it and they see you standing triumphantly over the body and they go fuck i don't want to you know i don't want to mess with that guy you need to drive a tight ship this is my broomstick maybe you know like an iron man suit so you could go in there and they they didn't really because if you go under the gun they're gonna be like oh well whenever they're holding one of those don't fuck with them but if you go in there with like an iron man suit going to be like, oh, whenever they're holding one of those, don't fuck with them.
Starting point is 00:56:45 But if you go in there with an Iron Man suit, and they just think that you're imbued with these powers, and you just run shop on a lion and just beat it into submission until it's pulp, maybe then you strike a little fear into all of them. These are all good ideas. I don't have any Hulkbuster suits. I've got to see. What if he flamethrowed a lion, you know?
Starting point is 00:57:10 Don't put him out! Let him burn! As he's running around the... Like Saving Private Ryan. That could actually go poorly in the Savannah. I watched some Vietnamese guys get burned alive a little while ago. Which video?
Starting point is 00:57:25 The flamethrower. Is that the one when he's fooling around with the flamethrower and it blows up? No, no, no, no. They were in Vietnam. And Charlie was in a little bunker. And a couple of GIs came over and they burned him alive. And he tried to get away and he was all on fire. And then they just burned him a little more. And that was that?
Starting point is 00:57:45 he was all burnt up what a terrible way to die pretty much one of the worst one of the absolute worst absolutely horrible fucking horrible don't want to get all burnt up don't want to get all burnt up
Starting point is 00:58:01 and suffocating you're going blind. Your eyes are melting. Whatever else happens. Yeah, your skin's melting off of you. It's dripping off. And, you know, it's a war. So it's not like you could be like, oh, I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:58:16 Put me out. Like, no. They're just going to keep burning you up. Like, that's what they're there for. They're just doing their job. They're not going to let you out of this one. Yeah. You just got to... Well, that went from a really fun video
Starting point is 00:58:29 of watching someone get attacked by a lion to a downer. Yeah, we watched a lot of downer videos. We did our PKA Hangouts this weekend, which were very fun. And we did eight hours of them. Four hours Saturday, four hours Sunday with the boys. And I got to say,
Starting point is 00:58:49 at one point we started linking videos and we watched some horrible things. I don't remember which guy. I think it might have been Anthony. Anthony's funny. One of them linked the video of that man being sawed apart alive and I had to click off of that one. And then someone linked the video of that man being sawed apart alive, and I had to click off of that one.
Starting point is 00:59:05 Then someone linked the video of the man being sucked into the metal lathe. Saw that one. Also had to click away from that one. Didn't care for any of that. Watched a lot of people get electric. There were a bunch of Indian guys, and they were like, I don't remember the specifics, but they were raising an electrical pole, and I guess it grounded out and
Starting point is 00:59:25 it electrocuted a dozen of them to death instantly. And they all just dropped dead. We watched a lot of people die in the hangout. It was a good time. It was a good time. Put me in a good mood. Yeah. I missed a lot of those videos. The Fredonia internet
Starting point is 00:59:41 prevented me from seeing some of those horrors. Shocking. You know, you can't see these things coming. those videos the fredonia internet prevented me from seeing some of those horrors shocking you know you can't see these things coming uh i did a whole rundown of the motel situation i actually stayed in a really nice place the first night we were there and uh the sheets were soft my day started off with a complimentary breakfast or contemporary breakfast i don't know what they call it but uh there's some fresh fruit. That's a continental breakfast. That's what I'm going for.
Starting point is 01:00:08 Well, thank you. And it was a nice way to kick off the day. There was someone at the front desk staffing it. That's kind of cool. You know, if you had to extend it or check out, people work there. When you go to these lesser places, no one's really working there.
Starting point is 01:00:22 And you have to gather the employees to extend it a day, which we did every day because we were following the winds and we didn't know if we were going to move or not. The middle motel, which you guys did not see. You only saw the better one. The air conditioning was so loud that it really impacted my quality of sleep. Like it was hard my my notebook computer full volume on youtube full volume on the notebook barely loud enough to hear over the air conditioner it's like a diesel generator through a rod yeah that's about right it needed maintenance but it did cool the room so you had to rock it the uh the room didn't have very much light because if you
Starting point is 01:01:05 tried to pull the blinds to the side they would fall off the wall but i was able to reattach them onto the little nail which they were using to hold it up uh why do you do this to yourself well there's a reason actually and it turns out tallaheene oklahoma doesn't have a lot of choices so that's part of it and also, we needed to stay near the mountain. Like, the Fredonia place in particular was five minutes from the fly-in. And I don't know that I would have driven a town or two over for a bigger, better hotel. So that's part of it. But, yeah, I did stay in a nice place, which I hadn't done for a while.
Starting point is 01:01:42 And the clean sheets, the temperature control. Like, get this. The room is always a good temperature. Normally. Tallahini? I'm close to it, yeah. Tallahassee? Nope, it wouldn't be that.
Starting point is 01:01:54 I'm pretty sure it ended with Heaney. At the nice hotel, you set the temperature that you want, and it just stays there. Whereas I'm more accustomed to places where the temperature, like, if you ask for 74, you get a little 72, a little 78. You know, you get your variety of temperatures in there. But to just have it at the right temperature all night long, that's kind of cool. It's like being home. It's like being at home with a working 2018 AC. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:22 It's your regulation. Let me see if I can find. Kyle seems really interested in this. He's trying to find a place in Teeny or wherever, Oklahoma. Tallahassee, Oklahoma. And I bet there will be like a nice rural townhome or something. Tallahassee. Yeah. I found the link. Yep. there will be like a nice rural town home or something. Tallahina.
Starting point is 01:02:46 I found the link. Yep. And where did we stay? Oh man. There were options. What the hell is this? Look at some of these options here. These are some rustic, cool fucking things.
Starting point is 01:03:14 Lots of cabins. Cozy cabin getaway in the woods. Oh, you're on Airbnb. Yeah, man. Look at the Travelers Inn Motel. That's fancy. The one we actually stayed in doesn't seem to be on the list of motel in Tallahassee, Oklahoma. Didn't make the cut.
Starting point is 01:03:42 Didn't make the cut. Oklahoma. Didn't make the cut. Didn't make the cut. Yeah, I strongly recommend Airbnb or VRBO or something like that. At least to compare to the motels because oftentimes
Starting point is 01:03:55 it'll be like, for shit, if I pay $20 more I get a house. Like an actual house with internet and no methamphetamine. They were so proud. When we went to Tallahena, they had just had a major news episode. And they're like, we were on the national news.
Starting point is 01:04:21 You probably saw it. And I'm like, no, it got by me. I didn't see it and uh they're like well what happened was there was a bad guy in his hotel and the police had a warrant and they went to arrest him well he didn't take kindly to that so he started shooting back at the police there was a whole shootout going on which eventually ended in some sort of explosion and i'm like was there a meth lab there and they were all like yeah i mean that could have been but the place exploded and when i went there there was only the aftermath of like a
Starting point is 01:04:51 fire and a shutdown road but to hear them they would just be like you missed the annual pumpkin harvest they were like we were on the national news right here tallaheassee and Ahana, Oklahoma. Old Earl grew a 65-pounder. I know I can find this place if I just look. What was it? Such a struggle. I don't know if it's good for the show, but you guys would get a kick out of it. Not much to look at. Well, we saw the last place you were in.
Starting point is 01:05:29 Yeah, that was a good part of the hangout. Woody took his mattress and stood it up, and we looked for stains. Oh, yeah. After that, I bought a blacklight so I can bring it to my future places. Oh, excellent, excellent. Yeah. Smart. Wicked smart. bought a black light so i can bring it to my future places excellent excellent yeah you're gonna keep looking you guys want to call it a show yeah we can call we can call it a show i know you're all hyped up on on uh pre-workout and to be honest like i was like drifting to sleep
Starting point is 01:05:59 like before we first started and i had to drink two cups of coffee and now they're starting to wear out i i'm gonna have to take me a little nap i don't know how you must drank two cups of coffee and now they're starting to wear out. I'm going to have to take me a little nap. I don't know how... You must drink a lot of coffee if that already wore off. Yeah, I drink... I don't know. I drink two cups a day. Something like that. But I drink them every day.
Starting point is 01:06:17 And I drink so much soda. Almost. I went to the pharmacy a couple days ago to get another 12-pack of Diet Dr. Pepper and she was like, do you already finish the first one? Because I had been there a day or two before and gotten another.
Starting point is 01:06:32 I was like, yeah, I did. Stop Pepsi-shaming me right now. I'm not Wings of Redemption. It's Diet Dr. Pepper I'm getting. I don't have the diabetes. Get out of here. I almost lied. I was like, I had a lot of friends over.
Starting point is 01:06:50 I'm not going to justify my Dr. Pepper addiction to you. Let's deal with it. You work at Walmart. I sent a link. That unnamed building that's kind of circular shaped. It's almost a whole circle.
Starting point is 01:07:05 That's where we stayed. It's an aerial view that we have here, and it looks like a real shitty area. I bet you ate at that Subway, didn't you? The Subway kept being closed. We ended up eating at Legends Bar and Grill. The Legends Bar and Grill? To the northwest. Is it the dingy shack next to the... The Legends Bar and Grill? To the northwest. Now, is it the
Starting point is 01:07:25 dingy shack next to the larger dingy shack? Dude, that place was so bad. So they only served one thing, a burger, and they were the only place open past 9pm, which it often was, and there was just music blaring.
Starting point is 01:07:42 It wasn't my scene. It was like a shady bar, and there was karaoke. And the locals were singing karaoke, and yeah. It was the opposite of my kind of place. But that motel, that had Woody written all over it. I'm not looking at this town anymore. This is making me sad. Well, yeah, that's the show.
Starting point is 01:08:06 I hope you guys enjoyed. Let us know how the audio came out. It's often hard to tell on this end. It sounds all good to me. Except for the first 10 minutes, I guess. Don't judge us by that. It sounds fine. Now I know.
Starting point is 01:08:20 All right. PKN, episode 197.

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