Painkiller Already - PKN #218

Episode Date: November 2, 2018

It's PKN time baby! ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Painkiller Nearly, episode 218. Just finished brainstorming on topics. Which one is first? Taylor, pick it. Well, I want to talk about the NHL for the whole hour. That was not on the list! No, I don't want to talk about the season. But you were talking about the lottery. Now, I don't buy lottery tickets ever because I'm not a poor person. But how much is it up to? It's a billion dollars now, right? It's over a billion. It's like the take home is now a billion. It's over 1.6 billion.
Starting point is 00:00:32 And I was just at the gas station. I went to get a few tickets and there was a huge line in front of me and everybody's like mega millions, mega millions, mega millions. Everybody was buying them. And I was like, well I've got to get in on this. I would like a billion dollars for a small investment of $10 or $20. I bought myself 10 tickets. I expect to be a billionaire tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:00:59 Everyone is invited to my party. Willie Nelson will be performing. It'll be a great time. Well, I'm excited about this party. That's really all I want. If I had a billion dollars, I'd be one of those rich people who launders money to politicians
Starting point is 00:01:17 by paying them to give speeches. But I would make them give speeches that were totally antithetical to what they believed in. Like if Barack Obama wanted $5 million, he'd have to go give a 45-minute PowerPoint presentation on the benefits of white nationalism. And that's how
Starting point is 00:01:31 he'd have to get it. And like Trump or whoever, or like Paul Ryan, one of those fucks, they'd have to do like, you know, Stalin, we often don't talk about the good things. You know, those kinds of speeches. You want the money, don't you, you little money-grubbing weasel?
Starting point is 00:01:47 Yeah, you need it. Man, I'd be out of money quick. Yeah, I was going to say, for a billion, you can run out. Yeah. Yeah. You can't just throw away a million and expect it to not run out. It'd be fun, though. Yeah, it would be fun.
Starting point is 00:02:02 You've got a thousand million. Yeah. You can have a lot of million-dollar days with a billion. Three years' fun, though. Yeah, it would be fun. You've got a thousand million. You can have a lot of million dollar days with a billion. Three years worth, almost. I mean, that'd be a crazy three years. It would. What would your realistic first purchase be with that money? Not like, not a, you know.
Starting point is 00:02:19 And by realistic, I don't mean like, oh, I'd pay off my mortgage or whatever. Like the first realistic but big thing. I'd go buy a really stupid car like how dumb are we talking like a bugatti bugatti uh like i'd get like a quarter million dollar car probably like i i would go to two or three of the really nicer dealerships in atlanta and whatever i thought was just out the most outrageous but also i don't want one of those cars that's so low to the ground that it's not practical to even drive around that like i need to be able to get in and out of driveways like i don't want it to be a car that oh yeah it's for the racetrack i want to say porsche would do that
Starting point is 00:02:52 well right doesn't porsche always seem to have super performers that are also just a little more like car people always like porsches i i would probably get something like – I wouldn't get a Porsche. I would probably get an Acura NSX or I would get the Audi – is it the R8 I think maybe? Whatever the Audi supercar is. That's the Iron Man car, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's the one. Yeah. I would get something like that that stands out a little bit.
Starting point is 00:03:18 The Acura NSX is just insane. Is it good now? Because I really know the Acura NSX from like 20 years ago and it was amazing to look at and it handled wonderfully but power wise it didn't stack up well against the other supercars. It's a supercar. Okay. It's pretty
Starting point is 00:03:36 outrageous. Yeah. Or maybe one of those Tesla Roasters. Not that you could probably lay your hands on one right now. That's the fastest car in the world. Really? Yeah. It's not fair to's the fastest car in the world. Really? Yeah. It's not fair to count the electric cars in the same category. Why not?
Starting point is 00:03:50 I'm okay with cheating. Let's go. They should totally be in the same category. I just mean it's not fair to those poor gas guzzlers, you know? We should be more thankful for what they've done. I'm not in touch with the hypercars. I think it's what they call the cars that are better than the touch with the like the hypercars i think it's what they call the cars that are better than the supercars the hypercars i don't really know them that well but i want to say the hybrids are usually the top of the league they have a little both i don't know yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:04:15 that roadster is insane it's like zero to 60 in under two seconds i think and i think it's got a top speed of well over 200 miles per hour so it's just it's a rocket ship it's a rocket ship on wheels I think I'd get some kind of starter airplane right something that I could learn to fly on because you wouldn't learn to fly on like a jet or something like that or even something too complicated
Starting point is 00:04:37 but something I could extend my personal range to 7 or 800 miles yeah go ahead and get that 747 go full uh what's his name uh fucking dirty um the actor who uh who feels john travolta john travolta yeah uh i go full john travolta with it just get an airport put in at your house get a 747 rip the insides out and you know how like those guys have that van life shit? Jet lag! No, now the 747 is just hot tubs and bedrooms and a bar and a dance floor and a media room. This sounds dope.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Yes. You know, you don't see many hot tubs in airplanes. They probably just lack our foresight. That's right. That's probably what it is. My jet will have a hot tub in it. Oh, why would it not? You could have it on one.
Starting point is 00:05:29 As you're landing, you're just floating out of the tub. But I saw a pool table on a cruise ship, and the whole ship is rocking, and the table's on a gyroscope. Right? This could be done. You know what was funny to me about that? It's like the table, I know exactly the gif you're talking about, the table's totally still, but the rest of the boat,
Starting point is 00:05:48 like you're still playing pool or something. You can't play. It's like this is a really cool gyroscope, but what's the fucking point? This isn't helpful. I want to play ping pong on one of those. Yeah. That would actually be fun. Yeah, I'd do that.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Ping pong blows the water out of pool. I get a really scary Personal security team That just beats the shit out of people For virtually no reason Dude you need a really scary one Who would like beat up Khabib's team Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:06:17 And they would That would be We'd do that right away I saw by the way that you paid off your debt The ten ten dollars yeah i paid it that night i think i owe the five i i we'll circle back to that yeah yeah i would do some so you wouldn't be hiring like professional fighters you'd be hiring like real deal style like blackwater guys who like knew krav maga and had hidden knives and guns on them like Like you'd want a Blackwater style team around you, not a posse.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Like you've got a little militia hanging out. These would be people with guns. I wouldn't really care how hard they could punch someone in the head. It would be the guy with a gun. Would you hire any novelty parts? I really think you need a mix. The gun posse,
Starting point is 00:07:04 you can't deploy them as frequently oh they're deployed no but you can't you'll you'll go to prison right no no they will that's what they're there for i didn't tell them to do anything i'd just be like look you hold shit down somebody turns the fuck with me you set up straight big mike i'm gonna be like oh yeah big mike can bust a nose, right? Big Mike can break an arm. He can embarrass someone physically. But the second he starts killing them, we have a next level problem.
Starting point is 00:07:33 I didn't tell Big Mike to do all that. That's why I got Big Tony now. He knows better. I wonder how much money you would need in order to hire enough people that you could just straight out conquer canada and just make it your place and now it's just taylor land i was thinking like if i have a billion dollars like you know this soros guy pouring so much to impact the u.s he should just buy canada yeah he'll get a country that can be his thing yeah i hear vancouver is nice weather all the time you wouldn't think so in Canada, but that's what they say.
Starting point is 00:08:08 All the Canadians live right next to our border for the most part. God, it's got to suck to be up there in northern Saskatchewan. You could just buy the bottom third of Canada if you wanted to save a little money. Or the uppermost third and just live in your own private tundra. Nobody's going to try
Starting point is 00:08:23 and conquer it ever because it is a tundra. And you've got enough money to put in pot tubs and ice rinks, fun things. But you do have to live in a tundra. I really would get celebrities to come play music at my house, though. I hear about that all the time, these crazy billionaires who will just have, name a person, a famous musician, come to their house and fucking
Starting point is 00:08:45 play and i i feel like you get willie nelson fairly cheap i'm a big willie nelson fan i was just listening to his xm radio channel on the way in love it i like willie nelson i like his politics i like his style you can afford him easily he's in i willie nelson's in hot water no one likes his politics right now he's all for beto. Yeah, well, you know, he went... He's a pro-pot legalization guy, so he's not going to be a Ted Cruz guy. And he's doing it in Texas, you know, which is... They want it to be purple, but it's not.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Cruz is going to win. But in any case, I like Willie Nelson. I like his politics. I like him. I like his whole story. The only thing I know about his politics is that he loves weed. Oh. That's it. He's a fun guy. All I know about his politics is that he loves weed. Oh. That's it. He's a fun guy. All I know about is he got a lot of attention for supporting the Democrat in Texas recently.
Starting point is 00:09:35 And then a lot of people are pushing back because that's not their cup of tea. Yeah, I bet you could get Willie for half a million dollars totally. Yeah. Because I think you get like a Bono for like a million a night or something like that. So you could totally get Willie for half that. I mean, even half a million seems like a lot. Yeah, you can get him for way cheaper than that. Just be like, you know, you come in, I'll pay $150,000 to a pro pot legalization thing of your choice, and he'd do it.
Starting point is 00:10:00 For sure. Like, you have to play off these people's like virtue signaling points. Like, you can save like 90% by just donating to somewhere they would like and then they get all the pr out of it too and you can just even be like hey and i'll even throw 10k towards a pr campaign yeah we're not gonna publicize this he's just coming to my house he's gonna play some fucking music for me and my friends and it's not even a big party it's like no three people yeah it's literally like like an evening with will's like you and three people. It's literally like an evening with Willie. He's going to come. He's going to play what I tell him to play.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Right. Meanwhile, Kyle's barely paying attention. Like, shh, Willie, I'm sound hoarding. Shh. Oh, I'm gaming over here while Willie's playing. You're in a top ten situation. Willie needs to turn the music off. Even better is you frame it like it's just you and your friends like yeah every once in a while
Starting point is 00:10:46 we like to have a nice friendly like a talent show just me and my guy friends thought i'd hire you and then it's not even his concert it's like all right thanks a lot for that song willie now my friend taylor he's been he's been getting good at magic and sleight of hand in the last couple weeks and i go up there with like one of those plastic foldable hats and things way too long and you guys applaud way louder for me like you where did that milk go and then i'll do a stand-up comedy routine but come unprepared i thought it would come to me. What's with the blacks? You have a boo horn.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Boo, boo, boo. With a billion, I think I'd get a plane. I think I want to fly it. Although with a billion, maybe I could just hire someone. Yeah, you get a pilot. You can just go up there anytime you want to be like hey big mike i know that you're uh an assassin slash 747 pilot and you don't want to jeopardize any of those credentials but maybe you let me behind the controls and he's like i don't know but well you're fired mike all right slide on in nobody's looking yeah i i flew a
Starting point is 00:12:03 little cessna but that i was surprised how much he let me do. I launched and landed. Did you launch and land? Yeah. We were doing wing overs and full stalls. And yeah, it would like we turn down the motor. We go up, up, up pitch. And then it starts stalling.
Starting point is 00:12:18 It starts buzzing. And I pitch it down and I recover again. And he's like, yeah, you fly paramotors. You probably, you know, know all this. And it's like yeah you fly paramotors you probably you know know all this and it's like yeah i know we had of course there was a 10 minute presentation where there was literally a toy plane and she was like this is this and this is that and this is all right you're ready to get my get in a cockpit of a jet i i i get it wasn't a jet it was a it was a single engine... A jet.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Well, all the Cessnas are out for the day. We do have this jet. This F-25, this 1.6 billion dollar car. You ever flown a Thunderbird? No, but alright. Don't we only have like 11 of those? See that red button? Do not press.
Starting point is 00:13:02 It's armed. That would be cool. That was fun. That was the time when I was trying to get Scott over his fear of flying. I bought the two hours of flight time. Then he refused to go. I was like, I guess I'll play in a plane for two hours.
Starting point is 00:13:18 Alright. It's already paid for. That was shitty of him to back out after he'd bought it. Did you not tell him? I didn't tell him. I just went to his house and was like, hey! Ready to go flying? And he was just like, fuck no. And we were like,
Starting point is 00:13:33 come on, come on! And he was like, fuck no! Fuck no! He was ready to fight. Did you do anything else to help him get over his fear of flying over the years? Or is that still... We suggested that he go to the doctor and get a prescription for Xanax, and we explained to him that you can't OD on Xanax and just take five. I don't think that's right.
Starting point is 00:13:50 That's right. I'm not. You can't OD on Xanax. I'm with Taylor. I bet you can't OD on it. And two, doesn't it take a while to impact you? No, no. You can't just take five that morning.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Oh, no? Well, maybe I don't know my mind-altering drugs well i know like prozac for example you can't just load up on prozac this morning and hope to feel better this afternoon completely different kind of drug though yeah okay then see i don't know this sort of thing yeah yeah sir uh like prozac is an ssri and xanax is more of like uh what is it even categorized as i think it's a benzodia as? I think it's a benzodiazepine. I think it's a benzodiazepine as well. Yeah, I was going to say that. Yeah, it is a benzodiazepine.
Starting point is 00:14:28 I was not going to say that. And so like that'll, like someone who's on Xanax might resemble someone who's drunk, like depending on how much they took, whereas somebody on Prozac is just depressed. Yeah. Even after you just said that, I don't even remember the two things you said. S-S-R-I or S-R-R-I? S-S-R-I. And then the other one was a benzodiapapine?
Starting point is 00:14:50 Very close. Yeah. That explanation means nothing to me. One's a kazapu and the other's a limazoo. I'm like, ah, now I understand. Yeah, we're on the same page now. Say no more. The kazapu and the lim page now. Say no more.
Starting point is 00:15:05 That's like when you get on Wikipedia things. You're talking about ancient Africa, and it's like, and the Huti and the Tutu were fighting the Imzam and the Bim Bam. And then Shaka Zulu attacked, you know, Chango too. I have a question about the caravan coming from the south, right? The invasion. The invasion. So I think that we should all
Starting point is 00:15:28 be able to agree on this much it's not about becoming american right if i wanted to become american and because i've got a couple nickels to rub together i'd take a plane here and then i'd not leave right if i'm completely broke then i just walk over the border because that's free in a place where hopefully they don't spot me right the last thing i'd do is join a caravan of thousands of people with embedded media and drones flying overhead and all that other shit this caravan must be trying to make some kind of statement. And I don't understand what that statement is. But it's certainly not about becoming a U.S. citizen. I think for most of them it is,
Starting point is 00:16:10 because they know that when they get there, all they have to say is, oh, I feel a credible threat back in my home nation. And then it's like, oh, you got to stay now. You said the magic words, credible threat back in your home nation. That stopped working two years ago. They can still do that.
Starting point is 00:16:25 It's just so backed up. They take their children away. So the law says that if they come over and they ask for amnesty, then they have to appear before an immigration judge. But the backlog is six to eight months. Now, what Obama did was say, come back and he would let them into the U.S. and say, hey, come back in six or eight months and we've got a hearing to decide whether you can stay or not. And they'd be like, see you later. And they would just come on into the country. What Trump has said is, you're going to sit in a cell for the next six to eight months
Starting point is 00:16:55 until we can get you in front of a judge. But I have my kid with me. And I'm like, well, the kid can't go in the cell with you. So we'll have to put him in some sort of kiddie cell. Like a kennel. A kennel. We're going to have to kennel your child for the next six to eight months. Which, to be fair, the reason they did that back in 2014, they changed it under Obama.
Starting point is 00:17:18 It was because there were too many reports of the kids being abused by adults in those areas. It's not a good idea to put kids in adults. Hey, it's a no-kill shelter, all right? What more do you want? It's a no-kill shelter. If they could put the families in the same kennel, that might work out well. But anyway, I didn't want to get really into the politics of it, but I don't think I under –
Starting point is 00:17:39 I won't believe that it's about 7,000 people coming in a caravan just trying to become citizens. I'm not going to line up with that. The caravan is about a statement having to do with the conditions they came from. Most people don't even walk the whole way. The last caravan that had 2,000 people dropped to 200 people by the time they hit the border. It's a moving protest. It's organized by leftist groups in Guatemala. It's financed in part, at least, by Venezuela.
Starting point is 00:18:08 They are currently almost 1,100 miles away from the border, which Google says is a 42-day walk. So this isn't that pressing. But it's currently, I think, the feels-like temperature where they are is 105 degrees. Jesus Christ. And they have 1100 miles to go with women and children.
Starting point is 00:18:30 I don't think many of them are going to make it. They didn't make it last time. This is a let God sort them out kind of situation. What I don't like is if you are like, man, it sucks in my home country. I'm marching somewhere else. And then you're marching there and it's like overwhelmingly a lot of males and you're holding the flag of the country you left like waving that.
Starting point is 00:18:53 It's like, no, that's an invasion. If someone shows up at your border waving the flag of their home country and breaking your laws, it's like what? Why would they do that? Like what kind of PR are they looking for? It's not literally an invasion, right? Like they're not coming here to try to change America or take it over or anything like that. And that's what an invasion is. They're making a statement.
Starting point is 00:19:09 It's a marching protest. And most of them won't even come to America. I think a lot of – well, like the caravan doesn't stay in like a big block all the way up to the border. What it does is it gets closer to the border and then it breaks into a lot of smaller pieces because obviously you're not going to go through en masse. But a lot of those people get through, and they're certainly changing the country. I wish I could remember the number that Fox put out today, and it was Brett Baier. So he's not as propaganda. He's not Hannity.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Brett Baier is pretty anti-Trump. He's pretty shitty. Does he have brown hair? Almost a helmet head? Him and Shep Smith do not like Trump. Conservatives hate that guy. And he was like, these are women and children in the heat
Starting point is 00:19:56 and the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But I want to say there was like 45,000 people stopped at the border last month trying to get in. It was the number. That's an insane amount of people. It is super high.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Since we're on politics, I saw, I forget where I read it, but it doesn't matter where. Someone was just pitching the idea that Trump put the next Supreme Court vacancy for Merrick Garland and the other half of the trade is he gets funding for his wall. Ah. I didn't follow that. Merrick Garland is the guy that Obama nominated for Supreme Court that the Republicans just didn't vote on. And it's likely that the Democrats will have enough votes, combined with a couple straggling Republicans at the very least, to stop funding for the wall.
Starting point is 00:20:47 So, what if they had a deal where the Democrats get Merrick Garland, it'll already be a Supreme Court majority for the conservatives, and the Republicans get a wall? You mean like have something set up so it's like, all right, Ginsburg's gonna step down,
Starting point is 00:21:04 and then you gotta put Garland in, and in exchange exchange for that you get a wall like that's the idea that's the idea i mean you know who would love that deal more than anyone fucking ginsburg she looks exhausted no it's like there was like in the kavanaugh confirmation you can see her sitting there and she's not sitting what next to all the other justices like the other justices are not spring chickens they're all old people the youngest among them is an old person and even like old fogies like clarence thomas and the rest are like looking like pretty normal she is totally hunched over looks like she's fallen asleep and it's like holy shit like there's someone out there like people are looking at this right now, like, freaking out, like, oh, Ruth, baby, those workout videos better keep coming. Like, please, please stay alive for a few more years.
Starting point is 00:21:51 So she would be stoked on that. She probably kicks herself every day if she didn't quit the last day of Obama's, or not the last day, but during Obama's presidency. Yeah, yeah, it wouldn't have worked. But I don't know. I don't think that they would do that trade. I think they'd want a lot more for the know. I don't think that they would do that trade. I think they'd want a lot more for the wall. I don't think either side would do that trade. I wouldn't want to make that deal.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Well, if both sides are unhappy, it's not a bad deal. That's a sign of a compromise. I think what's more likely, the Democrats want a lot of infrastructure done. Like, that's something that it seems like Trump agrees with them on, is infrastructure. And if he could tag the border wall along with infrastructure, that could work. But I think what it's really going to have to come down to is
Starting point is 00:22:32 immigration reform. It's going to have to come down to some sort of overarching immigration reform across the board before they sign on to that. And even then, they are so anti-wall. I don't know. I don't know if that's gonna happen yeah i don't think it will but i don't know if they're anti-wall as much as they're
Starting point is 00:22:51 anti-spending they're anti a lot of them are anti-wall like they mock it openly and and they don't want the wall and they think the wall is racist etc etc it's gonna depend what happened what on what happens in these midterms like i don't know who you can even listen to at this point but it seems like it's going to be closer than it doesn't seem like a blue wave it seems like it's going to be much closer than uh many thought it the real issue is so many republicans uh retired this cycle that there's like 75 seats up for grabs and like 30 of them wouldn't normally have been up for grabs if the a lot of republicans retired this cycle because it looked terrible last year like last year when they were deciding to run or not it was like oh my god this blue wave is overwhelming i don't want to have to deal with this crap you know it's going to be the hardest race of my life uh now uh it appears that
Starting point is 00:23:43 the cavanaugh thing has re-energized the red side and and that you know they're gonna have a they're headed it's a strong finish is the term i'm looking for trump's approval rating is two points higher than obama's was at this point uh before his midterms i saw that yeah it's because um they even so they always the party that's in power is always loses the house at the very least. Yeah, Obama was at its lowest at about this point. He had passed Obamacare, and just people managed to paint it in a really negative light. I know Taylor's still not a fan, but it was at its least popular at this point in Obama's term two years in.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Yeah. Yeah, I think it's like I saw and i i agree with you kyle i don't really buy any of the fucking polls or things just because they were so goddamn wrong last time it's and then go ahead finish your thought um like and then they're so like erratic like there's so little pattern in it like like you'll see on 538 or something and they'll be like oh you know three weeks ago i was like man four out of five, three weeks ago, it was like, man, four out of five chance Democrats take the Senate. And then like last week, it's like six out of seven chance
Starting point is 00:24:50 Republicans hold onto the Senate. It's like, if this is changing so wildly so quickly, how can I possibly make any inferences based on what you're saying? Like, they seem pretty set now that Republicans are probably going to keep Congress or the Senate and Democrats are absolutely going to take the House. That's what I saw that the Democrats had a 5-7 chance of taking the House. That was what I saw recently this week. Sounds similar.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Which is the same odds they gave Hillary of winning, 5-7. Whoa. And I was like, ah, you know? It's easy to say, like, oh, my God, they were so wrong last time. Because they gave Hillary something like a 77% chance of winning. And that makes it seem like she's going to get 77% of the votes. When in reality, they're like, it's like 53 to 47. Anyway, apparently polling is hard.
Starting point is 00:25:41 Yeah. Who would have guessed? polling is hard yeah who would have guessed yeah especially now where they're like like so many of the polls i see on twitter for like people trying to get good information like blue checkmark journalists like i always answer for whatever i know that person doesn't want the answer to be like even if i agree with what they're saying it'll be like i like fucking with twitter polls and everybody likes doing that like everybody likes ruining their data online is not a good polling method. No, and calling on the phone isn't either.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Who on earth is answering that? I've had CNN call me, I guess, three times over the course of the last month or so, where at first, it was like, hey, I'm Steve with CNN. I'm calling to get a survey, and it's like, hang up. I don't answer surveys. Is it a robocall or a person? No, it's a real guy. And then he called again, and I was like hang up like i don't answer is it a robocall or a person no it's a real guy and then he called again and i was like no thank you i don't want to take the survey and some different person was like oh okay you know and then a guy called again and i was like i guess
Starting point is 00:26:33 i'm gonna have to answer this fucking survey if i want him to stop to leave me alone and like the first answer is like i was just telling lies like what's your name alan where are you from rhode island and like he could see my caller id caller ID from where he called me, and then he just hung up, and I haven't gotten a call from CNN since. Oh, how clever. Yeah, I always get robocalls, but the one I've been getting so much recently is, Woody, we're recalling you because you replied to our ad about your student loans. And I'm like, I know that's not true. I haven't replied to any ads, and I haven't had any student loans.
Starting point is 00:27:09 Like, fuck you for calling me. I've been pre-qualified for a carnival cruise every month of every year for the last 10 years or something like that, I think. I should go on that cruise. That is the most honorable and respectful cruise line. The fact that you qualified should go on that cruise that is the most uh like honorable and respectful cruise line i the fact that you qualified to go on that cruise that says good things about you they really want to get me my free cruise because they just keep fucking calling i hate the ones
Starting point is 00:27:36 that like it'll show up and it'll say like urgent warning you need to open this now motherfucker like this is important it'll be like is this a call no like a letter it's like loud and you see a little slip and it looks all official then you open it up and it'll be like hey we at discover think you need the worst card that there is and so you know we we just thought we'd spook you into opening it please don't throw us don't throw me away like that's i will never get a discover card stop trying to get me to sign up for discover discover that's fine they've got a deal with amazon i get points for every amazon purchase really yeah my friend has a credit card that's metal it's metal and it's really cool it
Starting point is 00:28:20 doesn't have any numbers on it you have to flip it over in the back and they're printed and easier to read than the stupid slip. And I was like, I want a metal credit card. He's like, yeah, it's $500 a year. Like what? Fuck that.
Starting point is 00:28:34 What? You pay 500 a year? Is that the metal one? He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like,
Starting point is 00:28:41 you know, I get into like first class airline lounges and stuff. And I'm like, man, I don't know. It doesn't seem like a... My car is still plastic. Yeah, I mean, that is neat. My dad has one of the metal ones, but it's not that kind, because I guarantee I know my dad, and he would not pay $500 for them to be like,
Starting point is 00:29:01 oh, you mean it's the same, but it'll clank when I put it on the table? Have you ever played credit card roulette? Are you familiar with this game? No, I'm not familiar. Okay, so you go to a restaurant. You eat with like three, four people. You each give your credit card to the waitress. You ask her to shuffle them behind her back and reveal them one by one.
Starting point is 00:29:18 The last card she holds on to pays for everyone's food. That's credit card roulette. Anyway, we do this, right? We all put our cards in the mix and she shuffles them in the back and then he pays for everything and she said this card felt so heavy and good i figured he could more easily pay oh it fucked him and he bought my food yeah that's why you don't want to have a metal card. That's one of the reasons.
Starting point is 00:29:46 You want a really shitty-looking debit card. No one will. That's what I carry. I'm getting it from being swiped too much. When I read the numbers, I have to find good lighting. It's terrible. Where it's always like, well, read the chip. Ah, maybe next time.
Starting point is 00:30:00 No. Ah, I almost had it there, Amir. I swear I pay my bills this never happened before it's so humiliating like when you get and it always happens like when you leave town because like you'll leave forget to tell your your bank that you left and then you'll like spend a bunch of money in vegas or la or whatever and then like it'll be for some like bullshit like kidoba purchase and they'll be like no it's declined sir and it's like oh no well I can't ever come back to this city or this Qdoba
Starting point is 00:30:31 ever again yeah this is so embarrassing I went down to Florida one time and I had bought gas the entire way down and like energy drinks and shit let's say like you would think there'd be some sort of person or algorithm. It's like, oh, look at that. A straight shot to Miami. No. No. I get down there, rent my hotel room, go to dinner with this girl the next night, and we're at Outback Steakhouse.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Declined. And it's the only card I fucking have. And I look at her and I'm like, you're gonna be buying dinner tonight. But wait, wait, wait, wait. Is it okay if I get the blooming onion you're gonna be dying tonight but wait wait wait i'll put out hey ted come over here yeah we got some weird activity on this guy's card looks like someone's stolen mr meyer's card and he's buying gas in monster every 248 miles all the way to Florida. I'm not saying that it's 100%, you know, something shady, but it is questionable. Shut it down.
Starting point is 00:31:34 That's exactly what it was. It's exactly what it's like. Fill up in my hometown, drive, you know, 250 miles, more gasoline, energy drinks, 200 more miles, more gas, energy drinks. We suspect this man has no less than 600 gallons of gas and a lot of energy. And I remember they called me one time like, Mr. Myers, have you been making purchases and enter town? And I'm like, you mean the town that's 10 minutes from where i live yes yes i absolutely did buy buy a number one from mcdonald's 12 minutes from home yes i was hungry all right we were just checking and i'm just like i was on the other side of the country last month buying weird shit and nobody spoke up a bit like i've literally been
Starting point is 00:32:26 in like where the fuck was it like on the other side of arkansas at a gun show god knows what that shows up as buying thousands of dollars worth of bullshit and nobody flagged that a bit you know how good their algorithms are because someone bought cigarettes on my card once and they're like they caught it immediately they're like someone did like a cat like cigarettes and like a cash withdrawal or something or tried to they called me and it wasn't real just credit cards are better than debit cards the debit card is what's always been bullshit but my uh someone stole my credit card number the other day and and they tried to buy $800 worth of, I don't know how else to put it, but an online clothing retailer that specifically seems to have clothing for black people, specifically black women. immediately like email me and call me and stuff and they were like were you trying to buy 800 worth of stuff from charondra's online boutique and i was like no you just spent 700 on black
Starting point is 00:33:33 beauty.com was it asherow i don't recall exactly i had to google it i'm like asherow that's that sounds somehow racist no wonder kyle didn't want to say it. It's a combination of Afro and ashy. Yeah. That's definitely racist. Yeah. It's black women's clothing, church suits, wigs, and caftans. They were like, we're trying to nail down any purchases that weren't yours.
Starting point is 00:34:00 I'm looking. It looks like Grubhub. Grubhub. Grub. I was like, I think you're going to see a pattern here. She's like, yeah, yeah, I'm definitely seeing it now. Okay, okay. This other purchase
Starting point is 00:34:12 also wasn't you. I'm like, I just use it for Grubhub. That's my Grubhub credit card. That's all it gets used up. I understand. I have a son who's agoraphobic. I was like, there's 87 identical orders from Taco Mac. Have you considered doing the van life thing? You should.
Starting point is 00:34:31 I would rather park my car in the garage, start it, roll the windows down, and take a fucking nap than try the van life. I literally despise everything about that idea. Okay, okay, okay. It's a dirty life. Let's upgrade it. Call the van life. I literally despise everything about that idea. Okay, okay, okay. It's a dirty life. Let's upgrade it. Call the RV life. And a low-class life. The RV life?
Starting point is 00:34:50 Does that make it any better? There's a shower involved, the bathroom. What's the name of that Reddit with all the van living? Our losers. Our losers? It's our van dwellers, and I'm not sure that's gonna win kyle over no i just wanted to like have a couple pictures uh but the rv thing is is more interesting but here's the problem the rv thing somebody's got to drive that motherfucker and and like i i've driven like
Starting point is 00:35:16 the those really big like work vans before when i like i sold one to a business like a e 350 or some shit sure you're sitting so weird in there and so uncomfortable and i imagine that's what an art driving an rv is like i'd be okay being in an rv that's being driven across the country that'd be fine especially with some friends and we're like i don't know we're doing shit in the rv and then we're going to a specific place to do a thing and then it's on to the next town that'd be cool but i would hate the idea of like oh yeah i have an rv and like i'm gonna drive me and my friends across the country no i wouldn't want to do that like like like airplanes just i'll yeah imagine trying to pick up girls when
Starting point is 00:35:56 they're like oh that's cool you go around and like you like go on trips in your van it's hard to track me that nope i live here i live here. Taylor, alright. I need the floor for a minute. On to Taylor. My friend just started the van life like a week ago. He is fucking slaying it like 2017 Taylor. On Tinder. Yeah, but with me, the women were willing.
Starting point is 00:36:20 No, he's on Tinder. He used to have this I'll call it a nice guy profile. Like, hey, these are the things I like. This is what I'm looking for, you know, looking for Mrs. Right. Now he's like, I'm in town for two days. I look like this, you know, HMU. And he is slaying it, slaying it.
Starting point is 00:36:37 He's, like, he's just doing so good. I wonder what the shittiest van you could have that could like get traction on that page like it's not even a nice one like i'm gonna rent like a honda odyssey just have like a p bucket and like a playstation one portable and be like hey guys here's my here's my setup he rents hotel rooms for when he gets girls that's that's uh that seems to be the thing yeah so he's pretty high class but he's doing really really well and uh the other thing is like i was thinking about you the other day i was mowing it doesn't matter what i was doing but i was like you know like if i was hypothetical kyle i think i'd be gathering adventures right like you don't have strong roots in atlanta you could do the for me it'd be van life if you maybe
Starting point is 00:37:22 be something the next echelon up, RV life or something. And I don't know, get into single track mountain biking and sample all the best trails. Go down every mountain, right? You know, Whistler and take the ski lift up or whatever. Get into mountain climbing. Get into whitewater rafting or kayaking or something and just like fucking kick off the adventure.
Starting point is 00:37:41 All you need to do is be near an internet connection on Tuesday and Thursday nights and the rest of your life is like on you you could be doing like gathering experiences that make you emotionally rich and you know and and the church of kyle and and the way that it relates to girls would thrive in this world i'm sure it would because the people i know that are doing it are thriving in this world like hey you know here's my picture hit me up they would yeah i that doesn't that's just not me it's not that's not my style i i like being at home i like uh you know being in my general area i like the girls to come to me uh from where from whence they came and then they can go back from whence they came um i i don't like like most of those hobbies you mentioned
Starting point is 00:38:30 like i like outdoor hobbies some of them i really enjoy paintball i fucking love paintball i like airsoft is to a certain extent but mountain biking is just the last thing i'd want to do closely followed by mountain climbing i i would do some you know i i would like to do something like whitewater rafting like like it's not like i'm against outdoor things like i spent the better part of like my young adult life like in the woods hunting and stuff like that and hiking but like it's just not something that i want to do so this doesn't look fun to you. That looks... It's just a toilet lid attached to a wheel, and the comment's like, yeah, for those of us who can't have a bathroom inside.
Starting point is 00:39:14 It's like, first of all, this doesn't even look like a van. This is just an SUV with a toilet on it, and from the looks of it, you're in a parking lot, and this is inappropriate. They've dug a hole. Look at that. Oh, yeah, they did dig a hole. Let me go a few um non-patrons we're showing a picture of this toilet seat it's attached to the front tire you would need a healthy poop to not get any on your car yeah right yeah there are times when you know there's a little spray involved and you've got a
Starting point is 00:39:41 problem then everybody's like turned around and looked at the toilet after you've shit and been like wow really like i really painted that like oh that thing is terrible i i love it when people kick off the van life but they don't have a van so it's just like well you know it's the next best thing subaru outback life start my own trend it's going to be called living under other people's porches without their knowledge what i do is i siphon utilities from people's homes and i like sneak like uh like lawn chairs and tv and stuff down there and i live as long as I can. It's not degenerate and awful and sad. It's just a fun way to live your life. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:40:30 These people had an unprotected Wi-Fi connection so of course I'm going to sleep under their porch. That's ghoul life. You're a literal troll under the bridge. Yeah, troll life. Uh-huh. So I'll sneak in at night and take a shower in their home you wouldn't believe it
Starting point is 00:40:47 people just leave their hoses unprotected you can shower anytime you want or anytime they're at work all the perfectly good food people throw away i love i love being able to come to my own shower every night and like you know get in my own bed every night and and you know have a couple drinks and and you know hang out with the young lady or whatever and uh watch the expanse and and and just go about my my day here at the home base that's that's i i'm certainly not opposed to going out and doing things but the idea like i've done a lot of i mean i've, I don't know, 35 states or something like that, something stupid. I didn't love it.
Starting point is 00:41:29 I didn't love it very much. It was fun. It was an interesting experience. And I was with my friends doing interesting things. But I don't really want to do it again. I said to my dad today about going on a trip. I might do something with him. I was telling him we should go to Argentina Or we should go up to Canada
Starting point is 00:41:46 You know And shoot I was like I want to go shoot something I would like to go to I was like we should go to Argentina and shoot pigeons Or we should go up to Canada and shoot a bear You should grab a backpack
Starting point is 00:42:02 And take a train to Chile Just work your way there. First of all, backpacks hurt my shoulders. Second of all, trains have train people on them. Your shoulders would toughen up. Chile? The only chili in my life is going to be eaten, okay? I'm not going to Chile, as the natives do it.
Starting point is 00:42:22 You don't want to go to Chile? Chile, no. Find yourself elbow to elbow with a different way of life. You don't want to go to Chile? Chile? No. Find yourself elbow to elbow with a different way of life. You'd be emotionally richer at the end. It's a fun fact about Chile. It's actually the longest country I can think of off the top of my head.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Fuck you. What about Canada's southern border? Never mind. Speaking of Chile, that's what Wing's diet consists of these days is wendy's chile wendy's chile yeah yeah that that's his i i was i someone linked it to me like an hour before like 30 minutes before we started our show here and he's streaming he's streaming this game that none of us have ever heard of that's like a medieval times like i don't even know it looks
Starting point is 00:43:04 terrible he refuses to buy call of duty he you know he's got he was like ten thousand dollars That's like a medieval times. Like, I don't even know. It looks terrible. He refuses to buy call of duty. He, you know, he's got, he was like $10,000 and I'll come on PKA. It's 2,500 to play call of duty. I've heard that.
Starting point is 00:43:14 So the, I don't sub to any of the wings highlight channels, but YouTube knows I like them. So they're always like, Hey Woody, come check this out. And he's like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:43:24 you pay $2,500. I'll play it. I don't know how long, maybe one game, maybe five depends on how much I like them. So they're always like, hey Woody, come check this out. And he's like, yeah, you pay $2,500, I'll play it. I don't know how long, maybe one game, maybe five, depends on how much I like it. And it's like, really? $2,500 and you might play once? Yeah. What an asshole. He just doesn't want to play, and he's making an excuse.
Starting point is 00:43:39 Call of Duty ruined his life. I mean, he's not responsible for it at all, but Call of Duty ruined his life. It's his ideal. And me, he's not responsible for it at all, but Call of Duty ruined his life. It's his ideal. And me? This is the best... This is his best possible situation, right? COD is back
Starting point is 00:43:54 and as big as ever. Bigger than ever, maybe. This is his time. Strike while the iron's hot. You could rekindle a lot of those old COD fans and even pick up some new ones. This isn't his COD couldn't play this game he couldn't play blackout or uh multiplayer multiplayer uh is very fast paced and like like like you uh you don't auto heal now you uh you you self heal and so i've been watching like is that true of multiplayer are you i'm talking about
Starting point is 00:44:23 multiplayer you're not talking about Battle Royale, though. Battle Royale, you also self-heal, but it's with a variety of items that are worth different amounts of healing. In multiplayer, you just trigger your own heal any time you want. But every time you get shot, you need to heal yourself,
Starting point is 00:44:41 and you literally inject your wrist with a thing. It's like you have to reload two things. Health and ammo. Yeah. And so I've been watching this guy, something Korean. Anyway, he's a 10th prestige already, right? Like, he's maxed out. And he's complaining to Shreyarch that, like, master prestige, which is when you, like, roll 10th over
Starting point is 00:44:58 and then it goes to the number 1,000, isn't working for him. He's like, I need to be getting some extra credit for all this double xp that's going to waste before you get i should be at least level 100 by now and i'm only a 61 it's stuck i watched him play and he's fucking insane raking these people in multiplayer like eight man sprays did you say his name what's his name something korean i'll see if it's on my feed on does he cheat no he's just really really fucking good and and his commentary he's like always it he always seems surprised at
Starting point is 00:45:32 the shit that he himself has done he's like what is happening right now what is this holy shit what is this as he like kills more and yes the korean savage and it's he's live right now is he he's yeah maybe i'll check him out when the show he doesn't sleep he doesn't seem to sleep i don't know i now let me pitch this as a concept right i think we all agree that one of the things wings does do at a really high level is shoot small pixels off the distance right camping this guy can pick off a few pixels from a thousand yards better than most wouldn't that skill work in battle royale fairly well no no well it takes so much more to kill them right like now instead of like one little m16 red dot like burst like they would be able to move right but like i play a lot um i think my
Starting point is 00:46:27 win percentage is like 10 or 15 percent or something like that we we win a few games a night or something like that and and we're not we're not the best at it but i feel like we're slowly getting better it is a weird mixture of of different games it's incredibly fast paced in some regards because you can close distance with someone very, very quickly. And the equipment and the gadgets really play a big role in the game. And you have to be very coordinated to get
Starting point is 00:46:53 everything working. There's a slide. You run and if you're sprinting and you hold crouch, you knee slide. I don't know if they're going to remove it from the game. They probably would. But currently, you're able to activate your wingsuit whenever there's a downhill slope so you can run and jump and fly away from enemies at this point in the game um so some of those things aren't as cup of tea but when you mentioned what a big role equipment plays i feel like an old school cod wings was one was one of the equipment masters, right? He's the
Starting point is 00:47:26 one effectively using Scrambler somehow He would use it both as bait, because you know your UAV goes funny, and your radar, you know that guy's near you. Well, to me, I'm like I can't sneak up on him. To him, it's bait, and he just changes his mindset and
Starting point is 00:47:42 gets it to work. He did that with a lot of things He would make every perk work for him him and every piece of equipment work for him when most people were like, this is worthless. I'd be surprised if he was any good at it. Like you're constantly moving because the circles are always changing. So you're out in the open. There's no getting in a house and waiting there. That just won't work. So you're always getting forced out of whatever house or area you're in to another area.
Starting point is 00:48:04 And the map looks big, but the character moves so quickly, and there's vehicles and there's equipment, and there are a lot of perks that make you move faster, sprint faster, crouch walk faster. So people are just on you. It seems like you're always surrounded.
Starting point is 00:48:20 You'll start fighting one squad, and there's very quickly a second squad to contend with. He would get very frustrated frustrated and then the armor and health and stuff like like like even if he put three good solid shots on a guy at long range he just gets right back up longer long range fights don't work in squad because they just the guy crawls behind something and we pick him up and then he heals back up to 200 hp yeah in squad in particular i can see how you're right it seems like when they play solos a lot of those engagements happen in different rooms you know it's the same room cod that was wings weakest part right you know some maps like i don't think
Starting point is 00:49:00 he'd be very good at shipment or i forget the names of the maps like i used to know him but anytime where you go from like house to house or you were always with shotgun range, that wasn't wings thing. But if it was wasteland where you could set up on the, on the, on an edge of the map and just pick people off from a distance, that was his thing.
Starting point is 00:49:17 And battle royale is a lot of that when it's not squads, you know, but, but that circle is eventually going to be really tiny if you're going to, and winning is kind of the, the name the game and and at the the first part of the game is always a close quarters battle with limited resources and and like no it's always like like 10 of us will land at firing range and just scramble for anything we can get and then we're fighting until there's one or two of us left and we and that. You're probably right. If for no other reason
Starting point is 00:49:46 then, Battle Royale's been a thing for a year and Winx isn't playing it. If he was good at it he'd be playing it. Yeah, and he doesn't play PC either, so he'd be on console, so maybe... He's got a little murka in him there. I think he just doesn't want to learn WazD. You're like, I am not going to be below average
Starting point is 00:50:01 for a day. Fuck that. You know? Fucking PC is the place to be. i i'm so glad i'm on pc i i really enjoy it i i've been loving cod like it's got some issues i think that the servers are running at 20 hertz or something lame like that uh they need to fix that but otherwise it's it's a fucking great game there's there's so many like do that like working with a team is just is just really fun there's emotes in the new um black ops that let you see angles you wouldn't otherwise see like third part third third person emotes have you noticed that have you used it to your advantage i just um i haven't i'm not aware of that being a thing. I know that you can get into vehicles and you can get some third-person angles.
Starting point is 00:50:47 It's really so fast-paced that it doesn't help. You already know they're there most of the time. PUBG is kind of slow and methodical, and COD is just crazy. There's just gunfights going around everywhere, and there's not a lot of sneakiness to it most of the time it's only it's only yeah october though i want to see how well it does next year it's gonna this the battle royale thing is is different than multiplayer it's it's it's different every fucking game and and you know they're still on one map it's just
Starting point is 00:51:22 a ton of replayability when you add Battle Royale because winning means so much. When you lose, you're just three key strokes away from getting right back into another game. I don't know. We play all night. When we sit down and play, we play for four or five hours at a time.
Starting point is 00:51:40 I really like it. I certainly have... PUBG added a new gun and maybe something else and none of us care it's so fickle that whole world is so fickle but PUBG sucks so much at changing their game
Starting point is 00:51:56 they're like oh my god a whole new game came out well I'll tell you what we'll let you wear one of those three pointy colonial hats huh? come back to us baby it's a whole new experience oh and zombies are great too i've played a bunch of zombies i i the new zombie maps are amazing the zombie maps like there are three games to be played zombies multiplayer and blackout the battle royale and i like them all um i haven't played very much multiplayer i've watched a lot
Starting point is 00:52:24 of it i haven't played much of it. But to me, it's between Zombies and Blackout, and I love both of them. Zombies is great this time. It's really fun. And the Easter eggs to get through the story and beat each individual zombie.
Starting point is 00:52:38 Because now you can beat each individual zombie. Is this your favorite zombies? I don't have the zombie acumen that some do so so maybe my opinion is not that relevant on this but it's the it's the it's my favorite one that i've played probably because i'm playing it with uh with chiz and a couple other people that are pretty good at it and uh uh you know we go we go as deep into it as we want to it seems like like after five hours everybody's just done with playing you know and it's like all right let's do something stupid now let's all get in
Starting point is 00:53:10 the elevator yeah see how long we can last because we don't want to play anymore it's been five fucking hours what's the one that had witches and like a hedge maze oh uh that was the wild west one yeah where i would have to. I love that one. That one was my favorite. I think it was less difficult than some of the other ones. I was never a great zombies player, but I think it was above average on that map. I could routinely handle all the witches on my own and get whatever. I forget what was in the haunted house, but maybe a perk or something.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Yeah, something like that. It'd be like like all right guys i'm gonna make a run through all these witches but don't worry because i'm good you know that was the one yeah where it's like all right start off you turn the power on you got to go tease the retarded guy in the cage and then he'll break out in a confused anger and then lead him around give him candy and then give him booze and he give him booze he gets very frustrated because he had alcoholic mother and he runs straight forward and he had like aim him and shit man that was fun and that was the one with the special weapon where you would you could like jump point at the ground and like like levitate yourself and jump over obstacles there was a one part of the map in particular where that would save you like 15 minutes yeah yeah it
Starting point is 00:54:22 saved you a lot of time that was a good one the. The best one ever was the one with George Romero in it. And the Vulture rifle or whatever the hell it was. Yeah. That one only had, it didn't have enough good places to kite, in my opinion. So one guy would take the good spot and the rest would suck. And I didn't like the color scheme. It just seemed a little depressed. All gray and blue.
Starting point is 00:54:44 You would like nine then nine is a gladiatorial arena well it sounds the coolest by far it's so cool i i like it a lot like like the boss characters that come after you are like giant armored gladiators and there's something now called a blight father that we just refer to as the alien because it's just weird it's like a big yellowish thing that's like oozing and it's got like limbs that it hovers but it's got these limbs that dangle off of it and it like shoots acid at you
Starting point is 00:55:12 or it sticks its tongue out and sucks you toward it and just kicks your ass and it takes an enormous amount of damage to kill one. Nine is very fun. Yeah, I'm watching the clip of it right now. But this one is in a big, uh,
Starting point is 00:55:26 big graveyard. Graveyard. Uh, that, there's, there's, like, four different zombie maps. So it could, there's Classified, which is, uh, the remake of the one where it's, like, the, they had the four presidents, like, in the bunker, running around.
Starting point is 00:55:42 And there's, um, there's one of them that's a remake of Mob of the Dead called Blood of the Dead, which is like Alcatraz. And then there's another one that's not coming to me right now. And then there's Nine. And Nine is like brightly colored, middle of the day, gladiatorial arena with like a central arena with like a massive crowd around that's watching you.
Starting point is 00:56:02 And then a whole underground area and four towers, each one representing a different kind of god. There's a Greek tower, and there's the Tower of Zeus, and there's an Egyptian god tower, and it's themed that way. It's very fun, and there's all kinds of little Easter eggs to complete. Yeah, here's a video talking about the easter eggs it's like complete gameplay seven hours and 45 minutes long yeah so if you've got if you don't work for a living you've got you've got plenty of time to learn all the easter eggs that sounds like what he named his uh his
Starting point is 00:56:38 live stream and that's like the full stream or something like that or maybe they were hunting for how to complete the easter egg uh a couple of the easter eggs have been completed the ones that allow you to like beat the level you know to like beat the boss character and like all right you've survived 23 rounds gg and it's all over uh they figured they found that one for um nine and they found that one for uh blood of the dead i know and and And both of them are very cool, like with cut scenes and bosses to beat, and they continue the story of zombies. I watched this video with Chiz the other day that was 27 minutes long,
Starting point is 00:57:15 and it's called The Story of Nazi Zombies. And there are like two or three parallel universes and multiple timelines, and I tried to follow it. I really did. I don't really care oh i care it was just very difficult to follow uh because there's so many there's multiple dimensions where different things have or have not happened and there are various versions of an individual it's like ah this is dimension one four b r Richtofen. He's not such a nice guy. You're like, oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:57:46 All right, let me jot that down. I saw that one of the zombie YouTubers was explaining the end to Blood of the Dead, and he's got a marker board. He's like drawing arrows, and I'm just like, all right, all right. Keep going. All right, I follow i follow oh you lost me you lost me no no very complicated but but you know that guy was one like just happenstance youtube suggested video away from instead of that being a dude who's like now you see it's actually
Starting point is 00:58:18 the jews who are doing he's got like a bunch of string and stuff tied like if that's his mentality thank god he found the right suggested youtube video that put that into a more positive place see his name is george sorrows and he fills you with but he's merely the tip of the iceberg listen to me folk i'm gonna i'm gonna quickly go through about an hour and a half of all my favorite i saw uh someone mailed uh sorrows a bomb uh today they uh Soros a bomb today. They found a bomb in George Soros' mail. And then... Do they know who did it?
Starting point is 00:58:50 No. And then slightly related news, Alex Jones was at the... So Trump had a rally with Ted Cruz last night, I want to say. And Alex Jones was there, outside on the street, screaming at a pile of dog shit calling it rork he was addressing the dog moment he was addressing the dog shit that's much as if it were the democratic contender for for that seat and arguing with it and having a whole debate with the dog moment yeah was he doing it Was he doing it very loudly?
Starting point is 00:59:27 Super loudly. He's screaming at it. He's screaming at it. Why won't you tell us the truth? Now, I've heard that it's true that you actually drove away from the scene of an accident where you were later convicted of DUI. Is that correct? Now, you can sit there with that shit-eating grin all night.
Starting point is 00:59:43 You won't. I think it's a bunch of dookie for you none of it's actually like political it's just a way for him to like work on his type 5 for the comedy story at one point he spat on the shit oh well now he made it dirty
Starting point is 01:00:01 now I wouldn't touch it. I'm trying to... I hope that some other conspiracy guys out there is like, Alex is going to have you believe that this shit just happened to be there. That shit was planted there for him to yell at. This is a hoax.
Starting point is 01:00:19 Alex doesn't even have a dog. Dude. He's so ridiculous. He is republicans love their crazies they they they traffic in silliness yeah there he is that's a little video clip of him yelling at poop oh we're at an hour but let's it's 44 seconds let's check it out yeah i'm there all right i'm just setting up the screen. Ready, set, play. Why did you do a drunken hit and run? I think it might be horse poop. Yeah. It's a lot horse poop. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:06 It's a lot of shit. Yeah, and it's a walking poop. Is there something popping? Are you right there? Like a conversation or something? Oh, there were some Trump protesters over there. We were just gooning them. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:01:19 I just thought you were in the corner. I was like, oh, okay. Yeah, they're still over there. That could not be. He spit all the poop. I would like to be his cameraman. Right? It'd be hilarious.
Starting point is 01:01:31 Nonstop entertainment. And he would also be exhausting. First thing in the morning, he's probably already yelling. I wonder how insane he is. When you go into work at Inf at info wars when it's like 7 a.m and he's already like amped up on whatever protein pills he took or whatever the fuck bro i i if you're next to alice jones like because that's what i'm curious about sometimes like it jones tucker carlson sean hannity they're conspiracy theorists now how much of it do they
Starting point is 01:02:03 honestly believe how much of it is from the believe? How much of it is from the heart? And how much of it is for the show? You'd have to be with them all the time to tell what's what. You can't judge them by watching the show. Yeah, I wouldn't put Hannity or Tucker in the same camp as Alex Jones. No, not at all. Alex Jones is crazy. They're absolutely not.
Starting point is 01:02:22 They're conspiracy theorists and propagandists, just like Alex're not they're not at all trying to tell an honest story those guys hannity and tucker are opinion-based journalists they do a show like that that's based in fact but in but painted with their own brush alex says things like the vegas shooter is like a vast conspiracy or like those kids at Sandy Hook were were crisis actors or something like that Hannity's just says stuff like Trump's gonna cut your taxes the Clintons are part of the work you know we're started in the weather under with alongside the weather underground which is like factual stuff that it's just you know I would have to research it but I'm positive I can find examples ofannity saying stuff that seems like it should come from alex jones right you know when he traffics in conspiracy
Starting point is 01:03:09 theories i bet he's talking about comet pizza i bet that'll be there he talks about that you know all the people that the clintons have murdered right he's talked about that many times that's not true that's debunked i've never seen him say anything like that i've watched a lot of hannity show Seems like a nice guy I don't think anybody learns a fucking thing Watching TV news Hannity was a member of the clergy? That was his aspiration
Starting point is 01:03:35 Before turning to journalism Then he is fantastic That's a good group of people To be on the same cloth Good man Call it a wrap? Yeah PKN 218

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