Painkiller Already - PKN #22

Episode Date: January 27, 2015

In this weeks episode of PKN, Kyle & Woody discuss various video games and YouTube videos in the gaming scene.

And here we are. Painkiller nearly episode 22. Getting up there. What's up? This is a getting to be established show, I think. I think a lot of podcasts don't even make it to 22. Probably not. Yeah.

You know what we should do tonight, actually? If you're free, we should do another anime stream. Maybe. We have a guest tonight. So I need to sync up with that and make sure it's good. Yeah. There's a guy. His name is Gabriel.

He's very nice. As far as teenage boys go, and they're all terrible and dark and untrustworthy, he is amongst the best of the terrible, dark, untrustworthy teenage boys. We like him. And our families are friends. And something happened. His parents are married, but both of them got called out of town at the same time. They didn't know what to do.

He needed help getting to school. They were kind of in a bind. We're like, well, we'll set him up. We'll take him to school. It's just two nights. Nice. This isn't like a romantic interest of hopes or anything? No, no, no.

Jack hates him. You've got a ward, like in Game of Thrones? No, no, no. We're going to put... So, Jack hates him. So you've got a ward, like in Game of Thrones! Oh, dude, yeah. And we have a hound of hell. Jack is sleeping with Hope. Jack is the dog, for people that don't know. And you have to, just like you, you have to muzzle him, or he kills him.

Right? And he is locked in a room right now with a muzzle on, so that he doesn't rip that door to shreds and destroy the boy so uh so we are going to have him uh you know unleashed inside hope's room if the wrong guy opens that door death wow that is extreme that's how we're working it yeah that sounds so scary but no this it's a friend of hope's but not a romantic interest hope has a boyfriend and it's not this person. But our families are like friends. They're good people and they've got a good kid.

They've got an award. Yeah, so we're taking care of him. Oh, bad joke. Oh, yeah. Why did the riot police show up early to the protest? Tell me. Because they wanted to beat the crowd. Ah, I see.

Yeah, that makes sense. I like that joke. I like that joke. I like that joke. Yeah. It was very simplistic, which is what makes it bad, but funny because it's topical. And, you know, it's police violence, which is always good. I like that joke. Good job.

Nothing like a good police violence joke. So I'm trying to think, what is new in our life? It's not a good PKN topic. I went there. Time Warner was at the house today. I think within a week, the main lines will be in the ground. I don't know how long it'll take to get from

there to the house itself, but they're installing service to the neighborhood. That's my first contribution to my new house. The whole damn neighborhood's getting high-speed internet. Well, that's great. Yeah. I'm glad that's finally going to be done. We'll see.

He said something. I got a little confused. He's like, for you, I have the next step of the install already set up. They're digging to the house or something. I'm like, all right. I guess that's good news. So, yeah, they're going to install our cable, and that'll be good. That'll come soon.

And we're having painters and plumbers and stuff like that coming out. It should all be good. I've been doing a lot of gun stuff. SHOT Show is coming up, which is like the world's largest gun convention, gun show. And for those who don't know, basically all the manufacturers, from firearms manufacturers to the guys who make camouflage for hunters, to the guys who make hunting ammunition, to the guys who make tear gas grenades for the law enforcement, they're all there at the Sands Expo Casino in Las Vegas.

And so I'm getting ready for that. I don't think I'm going to go this year. Kitty always goes. I went last year and the year before, but I think she's going to go without me this time. Is it fun? No, no. I know you're working, but is... It's not fun. It would be fun if you were a firearms enthusiast, or if

you had a lot of money to spend, and you were a firearms enthusiast. For me, it's really not, because I get recognized a good bit in that crowd and stopped a lot, and what I'm really trying to do is walk through all the booths, and there are thousands of them, literally. I had a pedometer last that crowd and stopped a lot. What I'm really trying to do is walk through all the booths. There are thousands of them, literally. I had a pedometer last time.

I did something like 10 miles that day inside the convention center. What I'm really doing is taking notes so I can get back to Kitty and be like, yeah, go talk to this company and that company and this company. I'd like to do something with these people. I'd like to do something with these people. This guy said he's interested in working with us, etc. I'm just getting slowed down a lot. I'm like to do something with these people. I'd like to do something with these people. This guy said he's interested in working with us, et cetera.

And I'm just getting slowed down a lot. I'm having to talk to people. So instead, this time around, I'm just doing a little bit of research online. I just found this one company. I don't have their thing in front of me. But they're making this year a.308 and a AK caliber, which is 7.62x39 millimeter pistol. A single shot. Really?

A single shot breakdown pistol. It's just a ridiculous little fun gadget, and it's perfect. It's the kind of thing that I really like. How long is it? It's silly. It's like that. It's like a little... I expected it to be like the big uh

50 what is it the 500 smith and wesson 500 uh-uh no i'll show you i'll show you a picture so i'm looking at stuff like that and uh new and upcoming stuff that's that's coming out of shot show to figure out who we want to talk to and who we want to work with this year um and i'm getting my uh chris vector today so i've been waiting on that forever. Vector, like from Modern Warfare 2. So I'm going to have one of those. It's the SBR version, which is why it took so fucking long. Hmm.

SBR. White pistol. So, have you been following presidential politics at all um not this week man somehow it's on my mind it's a little early to start you know giving it a lot of thought but uh elizabeth warren says that i don't know if she's gonna run um the republicans have two candidates that they seem to like there's mitt Mitt Romney and Jeb Bush. I feel like it's a replay of 2008, but in reverse. Because a lot of people, when Obama was running against Hillary, were like,

Dude, even if your second choice gets it, it's not bad. You know, whereas usually you don't feel that way. And this time, I think that thought process is in the Republican side. and the Democrats are like, man, I don't want Hillary, and I don't know who else is running. So, wait and see where this goes. Yeah, we're going to have to wait until it's a little bit closer, but

I don't know. I'm not sure who I would want to win anyway. I think that my things that I care about are so spread out now across the two parties that I've really lost a passion for either one of the parties it's like neither one of them

completely give me what I want one of them threatens this thing I love one of them threatens this thing I love this one doesn't support this thing that really needs to be supported this one hates this group of people that are just another group of people I that are just another group of people like you know it's like i don't want to it's like that south park episode you're picking between the turd and the douche and i just don't care dude you nailed it so i have

the same issue right like um i feel like fiscally the democrats have been better for ages now like a lot of their policies with regards to where they're not really pro-war which is terrible for the economy regardless of what some idiots think. And eventually taxes have to be raised. War is like running up your credit card. It seems great in the short term, but it's not. And also

it's just not a great thing to be involved in. The Democrats are kind of right on the whole gay marriage thing. The Democrats have a lot of, oh you know, the whole gay marriage thing. The Democrats have a lot of, oh, and the internet, which has become a bigger and bigger issue to me. The Republicans are always anti-net neutrality. And the Republicans are like, you know, when the FCC comes out and says, oh, let's start treating this thing like a utility, which, you know, I'm huge in favor for. When the Democrats say we need net neutrality, when the Democrats, you know,

if you treat it like a utility, then all of a sudden Google gets access to telephone polls and can start rolling out. That's their number one problem. The reason Google's not a bigger ISP is because they can't get access to the telephone polls. If they say Internet's a utility, bam, Google's all over the utility polls. They can go everywhere. The Republicans hate that. The Republicans are protecting the incumbents and they always seem so bought and paid for the trouble is some of the people that buy them

are my team like the gun thing you know obviously you know they're pro-gun and a big part of that i think is that they're pro-gun lobby you know they like their money right now the republicans got in office and their number one thing the first thing they do is this keystone pipeline for those that don't know in the long term there's been debates over the jobs right but long-term jobs for the whole keystone pipeline american jobs is somewhere between i've heard estimates of 25 to 36 jobs i've heard estimates of you know 25 to a thousand but not a lot of jobs. No one says there'll be more than 1,000 jobs on this thing. Nobody.

Period. And the Republicans, this is the first thing they do. And it's like... It's not going to pass. It's not going to pass. It won't get past Obama's desk. They've been wanting this Keystone Pipeline, which the whole point of it is to bring tar sands from Canada down to the Gulf of Mexico, to refineries down in the southern United States, Texas, Gulf of Mexico, somewhere like that.

And while the construction of the pipeline, I suppose, would employ some people for some period of time. For some short term, right, right. For a short term, you know, welders and such. In the long term, it's not like you have a big team of people maintaining a pipeline. It's a pipe. Like, it's a pipe. I've got pipes in my house. There's no team maintaining it.

No. It's, the number that I had heard was like 19 at one point and then 90 at one point. Like, numbers like that. And when you hear numbers like that, that are like these 90 at one point like numbers like that and when you hear numbers like that that are like these tiny odd numbers like well they certainly didn't mean 19 but actually it's 19 000 like that's not okay no yeah that's somewhere between 19 and 90 oh wait you don't mean 19 or 90 000 you mean 19 jobs like literally 19 jobs it's it's kitty stop dude you could create that many jobs by releasing some by reducing some of the restrictions by any number of government agencies you could you you

could have the epa lighten up on this little uh on one one small thing a little bit and you could make 19 so the issue is to me like it it is so clearly a case of not benefiting america but instead benefiting the lobbyists who paid to make this happen and i'm like god no i recognize that neither side is perfect but damn at the moment the republicans seem worse and i was ready to go this time i was like all right yeah fresh look let's see what we would see what each side brings to the table you know obama hasn't been perfect especially with regards to like spying and stuff that that to me is my biggest issue with him and then you look and you're like well the republicans like invented this spying bullshit my big problem is that obama didn't

reverse it so it's not like it's going to get better over there and then on every other issue except guns i i damn i don't know it's hard to get motivated i'm with you 100 and it's lots of things it's lots of things i feel like sometimes the there's so many lies that that come our way and the politicians are just such liars it's it's hard to to believe anything they say. It's even harder because the news organizations are often twisted by the same money that twists the politicians. It's a really fucked up system. As far as who the next president is going to be,

I think the only thing you can count on your president to handle is maybe foreign affairs. Figure out who's going to be best at that and go with that person. It would be nice to find someone who's not super anti-marijuana legalization so you don't like take it so it's not like a call of duty where like oh yeah we got this new score system everybody's happy yeah the purpose pretty well balanced and then like infinity ward comes in like lasers like like you don't want the republicans to come in and really just smash all that away and start

raiding these these people who are go ahead in cod it's funny you mentioned that i still don't know why infinity ward hasn't updated their scoreboard since 2007 show the caps show the show the you know defense show the other stuff on the scoreboard i i'd like to know more about that process that shapes call of duty but i think activision has a big part of it. I think they come to it and they're, you know, that's the boss. They want this and they want that and they've got parameters and maybe the studio gives them their best pitch and then

they try to flesh it out as best they can and somewhere along the way, maybe nobody ever brings up what the scoreboard looks like. I don't know. It seems like that. It seems like it's left to the, like, I don't know, some design team who seems like it's left to the like i don't know some some design team who's just trying to make it look nice or make it everyone is like you know well you gotta give it if it were a little break because all those people left back for modern

warfare 2 and it's like dude like they weren't trying they didn't put any money in it right they just were like sell the game fuck it you know reap all the profits they could have hired people off the street to fix those bugs you know it's coding there are other people with this talent it it's okay and they didn't try modern warfare 2 was broken for literally i forget if it was five months or seven months because it's a 12 month cycle and that adds to 12 half the time yeah about half the time about half of its life cycle, Modern Warfare 2 was broken. And they haven't done a good thing since. Sledgehammer, I haven't played Advanced Warfare, so I don't have strong opinions on it.

But amongst the people playing it, I feel like they like it. They don't hate it in the same way that people have hated the last three or four. Usually every time COD drops, they're like, oh, this sucks. It wasn't as good as I hoped it would be. I'm not having fun. This time COD dropped, and it seems like people like it. They've got a game mode called, I don't know what it's called, but it's basically

snipers only. You've got like four or five classes that are pre-made you can select from, and there's a hard scope class, and a class that's iron sights, and an ACOG class, and there's four hard scope class and a class that's iron sights and an ACOG class. There's four of them. There's no hit markers. If you hit someone, they just die.

It's just a sniper lobby of everyone running around sniping. That's pretty fun. I like that a lot. That does sound like what snipers have been dreaming of forever. Why didn't that happen sooner? I have no idea.

It's really fun though if uh remember when black ops dropped and everyone got mad because they could they took away quick quick scoping yeah and you know and the truth is and i as a you know as a game server owner you might have heard of it woodycraft.net i recognize that it's impossible to please everybody you know some guys love this some guys hate that same thing and no matter what you do the half that's not happy is going to tell you about it if they had done that

sniper lobby game mode it would have been a real nice nod to the people who felt neglected yeah, and it doesn't look like it's that hard to make you're left with only 4 or 5 class options and those are the ones you can play with it's fun't look like it's that hard to make. It's just, you know, you're left with only four or five class options, and those are the ones you can play with. It's fun. I like it a lot.

I like that, and there's the, what's Infected? That's back again. There's a ton of new game modes. I just haven't played enough. I'm level 30. I get on and play for like 20 minutes at a time, and it's usually kill confirmed or something. So I don't know much about it.

I'm thinking of getting the PC version. Seems like, you know, it would just be there at the ready because i i've been watching some youtube videos and chiz says that they're playing on pc with controllers and it's like i guess i could get started with that right away um or i could i don't know i played modern warfare 3 on pc and i was awful i was awful i just wasn't that good at the keyboard and mouse and i'm much better now right you know i played several versions of borderlands i'm on minecraft every day which is a lot different than an fps but i'm certainly a long way from looking at my wasd just you know like like a very beginner would be. And, you know, I aim with the mouse every day, and maybe it would be okay.

I'm going to have a hard time getting on board with it on PC. If I'm going to play another PC game, I'm still interested in playing Overpock. I've got a bunch of people messaging me trying to show me the ropes. I'm thinking about getting on and playing some of that. If I could just get my guns, and I could just get a guy to drive me the ropes. I'm thinking about getting on and playing some of that. If I could just get my guns, and I could just get a guy to drive me around.

I really, I watch videos, and I can't even remember who makes the videos, but they're so good. It's just like him and his buddies kind of go out, and they're raiding, and they're like, oh, everybody lay down. And you see like two Humvees coming down the road, and they lay down,

and they're having to lead their shots by like at least another car length in front of them, and they snipe out the Humvee's wheels, kill everybody in the Humvee, and then they go down there and take all their shit. I don't know, that looks really funny. At this point, I don't even have an Xbox setup that I can play and record with.

I'll have to set it up in the new house. Yeah, I don't have anything like that hooked up either. I kind of move mine around a bit. I had been playing Shadow of Mordor on my big TV, and then I remembered the input lag is substantial, like 8 milliseconds or something. So I put it on a monitor, and I'm so much

better. It was like I was playing on extra hard the whole time because of the input lag. You get button prompts. If you don't press Y fast enough, you just get cut in half. But now that I'm playing on a monitor, that's a fun game. It really is. It's one of those games where you're surrounded by like 15 enemies and

you're constantly ducking swords and cutting heads off and stuff. You kind of button mash and then you're just awesome. Assassin's Creed was like that, the one I played. It gives you prompts and if you're not fast enough, you die quickly. Like if you don't press Y every time you need to block or counter a strike and if you don't press Y every time you need to block or counter a strike,

and if you don't press A every time you've got to jump over a spear, and there's two or three different kinds of enemies that are bigger, and you've got to jump over them and hit them in the back. So it's not exactly a button masher, though there is a lot of button mashing. But there's definitely some skill involved too. That's what Assassin's Creed was like too. Yeah, like if you see a guy shooting then you need to evade that

if you see a guy like the sword swinging then you need to counter it you can't just button mash and have them all die well if you button mash they might all die but if you play intelligently you'll definitely survive and you know I never got good or anything

but I could play I could do my thing i'm not very good at it and the worst part is that there are there's a hierarchy of oryx in the game because lord of the rings uh mythology and so let's say that like balg the impaler kills you out on the battlefield well now like just as would happen in real life, you get reincarnated through this game mechanic but Borg gets fucking promoted because he killed you and everybody knows he

killed you. So it shows him get promoted and he's like BORG and his power goes from like 8 to 10 and Borg for whatever reason he decides to challenge the captain above him. So it's like, Bulg! And Bulg like

gets bigger, and he goes like power of twelve, and you're just like, shit, I just died once! And then it creates a whole avalanche. It's like Domino's, where all the other orcs have to move up in position to fill the holes that were left by Bulg moving up in the hierarchy.

So four other orcs all get stronger, and they all get madder at you. You die three times in a row, and it's just like, shit, I'm never going to take my way out of this. I should just quit. You need to go grind, kill some hobbits, and come back. It's like that. Yeah, you've got to grind.

You've got to power up. I'm not very good at it, but I don't think I've played enough I've played maybe 3 or 4 hours you do feel like a Lord of the Rings character though if you manage your power ups and you do the special moves and combinations then you can slice off a head and then

suck the soul out of a guy and then make another guy talk and like go inside of his brain and then you can draw your bow and kill six guys really quick and keep rolling. Who are you? Are you that human? You're like a human but you got at the beginning

as part of the campaign you and your family gets murdered and for some reason you get trapped between this world and like heaven or whatever kind of afterlife there is in Lord of the Rings and you kind of become like a wraith, like the wraiths from the original trilogy are in all the movies actually. And so like you keep, you've got like all the power, you're like Legolas basically, you're just super powerful, you fuck shit up all day power. You're like Legolas, basically. You're just super powerful.

You fuck shit up all day long, and you're constantly upgrading your sword or putting new runes on it. So there's an RPG mechanic built in. It's fun. I could play for maybe an hour before I get kind of burnt out on it, but I like it.

It's definitely better than fucking Chivalry. I hated Chivalry so much. I was so bad at Chivalry. Yeah, I think that's why you hated it. I didn't hate Chivalry so much. I was so bad at chivalry. Yeah, I think that's why you hated it. I didn't hate chivalry, but for some reason, you weren't a natural at that game, man. I was playing with a controller and just... I don't think I would have done any better with a keyboard, but I just really struggled with the time. I don't know.

I was constantly getting cut in half like left and right it was just it was always i would always see that huge sword just swinging around and i'm dead again and my t and chis would come by and just lop my head off or i really suck at chivalry i don't want to play that anymore what i wish there was a way to be on the same team in chivalry because like if you and another guy are in trouble or fighting i want to come in and get that other guy right and we can work together on this but one your healing was so slow not you in particular but like healing is so slow in that game that that's a problem you know you can't just it's not like cod where i fight a

guy then i can have a decent shot of the next guy two, I might try to help you and kill you too. I just get like a two-piece. You've got to only do like, I don't know, what do you call it? Jabs when you're like 2v1ing a guy because one of those big roundhouse like hedge clipper swings just takes everything. Yeah. Two people are fighting. Now there's four people pieces.

Yeah. It's all gone. he's got a couple of triples i know we're playing like three heads at once just uh it's it's it's cool i suck at it yeah that used to be the pka plays battle cry yeah she's a good gamer you know i'm just thinking of lefty because lefty's a good gamer too um he hasn't uploaded a video in over a month about a month something like that well i think um i think he said that he was probably gonna quit youtube pretty soon on a live stream or something like that uh and then just stopped uploading shortly thereafter So I guess maybe he's done. I guess so.

Yeah, I guess. I don't know what else there is to say. He just seems like he's gone now. I wonder what would have happened if he stayed on Painkiller already. Well, he'd be a millionaire by now. Really? No, he wouldn't. He wasn't crushing it on YouTube when he was part of pga i think there

was a lot of like view bleeds over there like you know he was getting between eight and fifteen thousand views a video and that dropped to like it got to be where he couldn't break a thousand anymore but you know ten thousand views a video is not a good way to make a living either it just sort of leads you on longer yeah unless you're doing some sort of let's play channel i saw i was um we were talking about xcal the other day i i was uh i was gonna watch another one of his kata videos and i accidentally clicked his let's play channel i guess and he uploads a shitload of videos over there as well just tons of fallout and uh and stuff like that so he's a shitload of videos over there as well. Just tons of Fallout and stuff like that. He's a crazy uploader.

What else? Far Cry? He uploads a lot of videos. That guy must play so many hours of video games. I've earned out on that. There was a time when I probably played as much as Xcal plays. Maybe I'd play four hours of Call of Duty and get bored and play two hours of Halo and get bored

and play an hour of Civ Rev. But I don't do that anymore. I feel like Xcal really loves video games. There's a lot of people who really love video games that much and they play them fucking 12 hours a day. Does he really love video games that much or is he just working hard? I bet he loves them. He's got to.

He's so good at them. How could he not? He's good at every video game. I remember one time he was playing some Ninja Gaiden game. And I tried to play that game. And I literally couldn't play it. I couldn't play the campaign. It was just... I was incapable of enjoying this video game.

It was so difficult to play. That it was above my level. Is that like an old game, Ninja Gaiden? It's 8-bit or or something it's been like been like three years ago i don't remember there was a lot of like it was difficult there i remember and i remember um like like bouncing around and and like lots of enemies but i was so bad at it that i could not play it and uh and i think he's got like a master or something like that i remember that being a thing yeah he's i've been playing minecraft for a year and a half now right i bet and i'm gonna guess he's never played it i bet if we were to start like sword fighting each

other by the fourth or fifth one he'd have my number you know like how are you hitting so fast wow woody i've discovered a new click click tappity click combo double tapping r come on yeah he did that that was the coolest thing in modern warfare 2 for those who don't know he came up with this um this technique for using the riot shield where he he swung his shield and then, I may have this wrong, but he basically tried to switch weapons or do the reload animation and then he cancelled that

and then he swung again. The end result, regardless of the exact button combination, was that he hit you twice with his riot shield faster than anyone else could ever hit twice because he was just better on the sticks and if you forgot and i know you didn't but someone listening may have it was two hits for a kill in modern warfare 2 so yeah he would double hit you with the shield

and it would feel like he had one hit kills on that damn shield it was like bump bump and you're dead instead of being like bump bump and that's a huge difference in a video game it might not sound like it but he's creeping toward you with a blast shield you can't really do much yeah it's almost like he's knifing you yeah it's almost like his like his ride shield is a knife and and he just yeah he'd go and he'd get you and you're like that son of a gun and i want to say he did something similar with modern warfare 3 but i'm not sure i don't remember it wasn't as i don't watch many of his videos i just i remember modern warfare 2 though that that riot shield thing was just silly yeah that was pretty good yeah i i played with him in modern warfare 2

he was um he was hard to get along with. Yeah, he's a dick. That's the thing. He's an asshole. It doesn't change how good he is at video games. It does not. Yeah. It makes it more interesting.

I think that's kind of his shtick. Hey, I'm Bruce. I'm a real asshole. I don't like any of you cause I'm better than you. Watch me do well. That's how it went down pretty much, you know, like I'm a big fan and,

and you know, I had like a bunch of other YouTubers there and, and I know power puncher was there and, um, you know, X Cal or Bruce comes in and all of a sudden he's like, he just hates everybody. He's talking.

He led the lobby. That's the, he was just rust lobbies. Remember that? Like, like somehow like you put like 15 YouTubers and a rust lobby and X Cal would have 150 kills. Like he's good at that.

He's like, Oh, 15 man rust. I'm an expert. Like all of a sudden he's got he's got air support coming in like dude that actually happened yeah oh you were there he said yeah yeah he's just like oh yeah this is my stuff like this is my home court you know 18 people in rust not a problem and then like ac-130s are raining in and stuff. Good lord. I missed AC-130.

That was a great kill streak. I don't think... Clearly they've gone away from the point of COD being getting to your kill streaks. And honestly, I don't know if it's better or worse. I missed that. The chopper gunner mulched people up and it got you a ton of kills. But that AC-130 is so satisfying to play with dude the splash damage on that was sandy ravage made the ac-130 look

better than the chopper gunner yeah he did well he was really good at it wings wings was really good at it too he used to use the ac-130 a lot yeah sandy ravage was just well he makes montage clips so it's you know you're getting montage ac-130 clips but he always ran the ac-130 so god knows how many he got oh it depends on the map you know because we had him on pka once and he was like yeah you know for for this you do this for this you do that and he'd be like if you you want to stand here when you call on your ac-130 so they spawn there and and he just had everything worked out and maximized the effectiveness of it and yeah yeah i don't get enough ac-130s to to maximize my effectiveness and i feel like

even if i did part of these people's talent is the observation you know like xcal will figure out what's working and learn from it sandy ravage will figure out what's working and learn from it. Sandy Ravage will figure out what's working and learn from it. Whereas I guess I'm a slow learner by comparison. You know, when I get a new COD, this is, you know, in my prime, when I get a new COD, I'm not even an above average player. And, you know, say what you will. I've got plenty of people out there who want to say I was never good. But there was a time where you'd want me on your team.

And, you you know but when it first dropped it was like i just hadn't learned the game yet and if you just go on pure like you know everybody's new level playing level playing field i didn't do that well it wasn't until i really knew the maps and the traffic patterns and that sort of thing the lines of sight that i did better yeah i'm saying I'm the same way. The more that I could learn about the game the better I would be at it. I always liked doing that.

I liked finding the little fun ways to do better at the game. That's what Wings used to... The first thing I attracted to Wings videos. He'd go to... Is it Rundown? The map on Modern Warfare 2 with the river that goes across the center is

that rundown maybe had long lines of sight there was a bridge there were like three bridges to get from one side to the other yeah yeah wings did a video on there on all these lines of sight and of course everyone knows like hey this sandbag lets you see across but he'd like if you hop in this building way at the back slide yourself halfway halfway out the window, you can see, you know, the guys who always camp at those sandbags. And it's like, whoa, he's right. And this is what it looks like in reverse. And you're practically invisible. It was like, you know, Wings was finding stuff.

I think he was using a thermal for that. I wouldn't doubt it. I don't know. Something like that. Subbase. Wings made a line of sight video, right? Was it called Subbase? It was the snow one with the submarine in the corner.

Yeah. And I was like, hey, I just watched this Wings video. It's really good, link to it, et cetera. But he missed a spot. Over here on the submarine, you can jump and do this, and it gives you a line of sight towards the side. And he's like, Woody, I i knew that spot that was just for me that's how i maintain my advantage over all these other guys

my spot yeah yeah he had spots that he wouldn't put in videos because they were just his and that was pretty cool so yeah cod talk man i'm getting a little antsy like i kind of want to play cod again i haven't played in a while i'd like to play but i'm just not sure what i'm not sure how i want to play like i think i think i enjoy it the most when i'm on a console and i've got a headset uh i think I would like that better, but maybe not. Better than what? PC. Oh, well, you'd still have a headset on PC, right?

Of course. I just mean I definitely would want a headset regardless. I wouldn't want to play without a headset. I don't have a headset for my Xbox One. That's part of the problem. I'll have to get something. Really? I don't know how that works. How does that connection even work? Isn't it different? Doesn't it have an optical out?

Maybe so, but I wouldn't be able to chat. What's the chat cable like on the, um, Oh, right. Yeah. I guess I haven't set that up.

I never chatted with anyone. I did play on my Xbox one. I did some uploads with it, but I think I always played solo. Yeah, so I'd have to use Skype or something. Yeah, I don't even know how that works. Hmm. I'll have to get that sorted out.

In my new house, I'm having a server rack. So I made this desk and I've got like two file cabinets that hold it up. I'm going to swap out a file cabinet with a short server rack and put all my stuff in it. And that should be cool. That will be cool. Yeah. Excited.

I don't know. I wish I lived in that house. I did. Sometimes I feel like it's never coming. Like, yeah, it was a nice thing. Fuck it.

It's not really going to happen. It's kind of funny. Cause you've got this, this huge house that's just sitting over there, like half an hour away or 40 minutes away or whatever it is. And it's just of funny because you've got this this huge house that's just sitting over there like half an hour away or 40 minutes away or whatever it is and it's just sitting over there you go visit it sometime look at it yeah i was there today that the stables garage door is a wreck i got the old one off next time i'm there hopefully i get the new one in you know making little improvements fixing stuff i um every time i go i bring a truckload of stuff like today's a

good example i brought all our suitcases you know for when we travel it's like well I don't think we're going to travel before we go to that house so just transfer the suitcases from attic to attic so you know little repairs little you know inching towards moving but don't live there fuck it you know it's it's demoralizing sometimes we've been at this for a while yeah yeah hell we had a different house under contract that turned out to be bad like if you include that we first agreed to buy a house back in like early september that was the first one we had under contract. And here we are next year, still not there.

And it's, you know... Well, you own the house. You just can't. You're just not ready to live in it yet. Yeah, oh, we own it. Yeah, I gave them money. I just can't use it. You're like, it's mine.

Oh, I just can't go there. Yeah, hell, I gave Time Warner money. They just didn't do anything. They painted the ground. That's the new thing. There're like, it's mine. Oh, I just can't go there. Yeah. Hell, I gave Time Warner money. They just didn't do it. They painted the ground. That's the new thing. There's some paint in the grass. It's so exciting. It'll be done soon.

It'll be good. It'll happen. It'll happen. It'll happen. We'll go shoot PKA fans paintball guns. I really want to do that. Yes, that should be good. That should be the next trip we do.

Do you think CPx would be the spot to go or somewhere else um canada at this place called wild bills or something because he expressed interest in doing that for us canada you say yeah i haven't been out of the country in over a year i've never been to uh canada so i'd like to make that happen so it's kind of you know why not it sounds good but he's apparently like a um he knows um he's a friend of a friend he knows kitty uh and he expressed interest in and actually in me he wanted me to host an event there and and and i was like well let's i'd rather do one with like this whole group of guys that i'm with and they'd be bigger and better anyway and so yeah. Yeah, bigger and better. And also like for you, I don't know if you're like me,

like it's kind of pressure, like everyone's there and you're the only attraction that you kind of put on a one man show. Yeah. Well, so, so it'll be a bunch of us there. If it is, as long as it goes through, like, I think it's going to go through cause he came to us. He's definitely interested in doing it. He can definitely afford to pay us. Oh, that'd be nice.

I'll promote it from an FPS Russia video and from my Facebook and all that. I don't know. We should get 200 or 300 people there. Something like that. That would be awesome. I feel like PKA can get 100. I feel like I can definitely get 100.

There'll be a bunch of us. Sounds cool. I've never been before. I wonder how cold it's going to be. It depends where we go. It's January in Canada right now. It's a dreadful idea. This may be a spring trip.

I don't know. Maybe we do two paintball trips. We'll figure it out. We'll make it work. But Wild Bill is apparently interested in doing something we'll have to do that and the survival trip could be this spring too yes

the weather warm up I'm getting my Chris Vector in just a minute actually as soon as we get done with this and I already got my suppressor with the right threads on it and everything so I think maybe that'll be my survival weapon maybe I'll have my suppressor with the right threads on it and everything. So I think maybe that'll be my survival weapon. Maybe I'll have my suppress crisp vector. That sounds cool.

That sounds awesome. That's going to be a fun trip too. So I'm trying to think of what else is new. God, I've been so single-minded on this stuff. WoodyCraft broke a new user record last weekend. Very nice. See, over Christmas, a lot of people had like good times i don't think they got quite like it of course i'm sure somebody did but woody craft grew more than just a rising tide rises all boats you know like we did really

well but i was you know it was a little bit of me was like well you know but it's christmas right like you know of course i'm doing well, it's Christmas break, et cetera. And then the next weekend we break a record again, you know, even better than that one. And we weren't running like an event or anything. It was just that many people coming back to keep playing. And it's like, fuck yeah. You know? And, uh, um, the woman who handles my, like, does a lot of the support around purchases and stuff, she just reviewed all the records

at the end of the month. She always does. And she's like, man, it's a lot of new people, you know, players who haven't been here for a year. Like, you know, just everything you want to hear. Like, you know, it's so very, very healthy over there. It's exciting. That's awesome.

Yeah. So I meet with an architect tomorrow. I'm going to plan out my dream shop. I'm going to build a woodworking slash automotive shop and put that together. That's going to be cool. Are you going to get a lift? Yes. That's what I want.

I can't promise i'll have a lift on day one i might sort that out but they're not as crazy as expensive as you'd guess no my dad got one maybe uh two years ago or something and they love it it's it's made projects so much easier changing fuel tanks and oil and all that stuff yeah everything's so much easier everything's so much better and for people that don't know i've been looking at lifts it looks like on the low end they're like eighteen hundred dollars and then like my dream lift would be like three thousand and that's the scope that's the range and it's like man like it just seems worth it you know i'm not saying that's no money or you know but but like it it's certainly not the fourteen thousand that I feared it would be.

At $14,000, $18,000, you're like, I don't know. This seems like a lot. I can see why a pro mechanic who does this all day every day would get one. But dude, at $2,000, you could treat yourself to that and make it a thing. So I'm going to make sure that at least part of the shop is sized to handle a lift. I guess you'd need a 12-foot ceiling or so. I don't know how high their ceiling is, but it's high. Yeah, it'd have to be pretty high.

Because I envision myself working on, I don't know, I want to be able to handle a three-quarter ton truck, which is like a heavy-duty truck know you know but not everyone might so uh you know those things are like almost six feet tall right yeah yeah like i can barely see on top right so yes you'd need that yeah well it's definitely worth it i i think and that would be good i guess you'll get uh trying to think what else you would put in your what else are you putting in your shop i guess i should just ask you i'm sure you put some thought into this well so my thought of it is the middle part is a woodworking shop right so it'll have all my woodworking equipment i have planer table saw etc and then on either side there would be

like a garage and one might just be for storage i got a lot of stuff to store like i have a i have a lawnmower which sounds small but you got to see my lawnmower. It's like seven feet wide and, um, you know, with the flap and stuff and the six foot cut, it's probably seven feet wide total. And then I've got a tractor to put in there. And then, um, I have a golf cart. I have a go-kart, you know, I've got things to store. And, um, and then the other side would be for working on. And then the middle would be for whatever. And then who knows? Maybe I'll get a buggy or some sort of toy. But I want it to be a good size.

Build it nicer. Build it twice. And just do it upright. It should be cool. I got a quote, like a very rough quote. I'm like, where are we? Can we come within like 10 grand and just talk? And it seemed like i i could do it so also they said they can build it in like three weeks it's like man you know like when we decide to go three weeks later i'll have

it they're gonna build a freaking building with plumbing and a septic field and a lift and heat and air and like drywall faster than time warner can bury a cable by like 10 times that's that's correct yeah yeah that's because they're not that's because they don't have a monopoly yeah they're not the only construction workers in fucking north carolina the same company i'm talking about having to build it it's it's not a huge company but it um the builder he um like i i want say, we talked to him about that on like a Thursday. And then I met with a different builder on a Friday to like, you know, talk about fixing things inside the house. Like there's little, it's a lot of painting, a lot of like

the drywall isn't quite nice. Like it's, it's got patterns or, or in the, you know, that drywall tape, the tape like peeled up and and it just a lot of little things that'd be nice to have fixed before we move in make it nice and we talked to another builder about it he gave us a quote then this guy comes back on sunday and you know we go through the whole thing and then on monday he has all his subcontractors on site you know so that they can get like a vibe for what we're doing. And then he'll have a quote for us this week with all the detailed breakdown and stuff. And it's like, oh my god. You know,

like, Time Warner, those fuckers take a week just to get back to you, like return your call. And then you know, this guy has had like six people on site in two days. And by the way, one of them was a Sunday.

The Time Warner guy took off every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, he'd take a day off. He'd take all three of those off. He worked four days a day. There's nothing worse than trying to deal with a monopoly. At least if you were dealing with a government agency, they're kind of bound to help you. You walk in there, and they have to say yes how can i help you like there's not a profit motive

but there is a job security motive they got to do their fucking job but these guys are just like oh you want some of what we got get in line i i it's the worst purchasing experience I've had in my entire life. And I've been around since the Egyptians. It, what can you say? It, it's bad. So, um, but anyway, yeah, this contractor, he's going to start blasting stuff out. You know, I, I, Francisco is the guy that does the, um, he's a subcontractor for drywall and paint. And most of our work is drywall and paint.

And I'm like, man francisco's got his and he says francisco has an army he can roll in here and do every room at once don't you worry and it's like well fuck that sounds great you know i just imagine like one of those big four-door like Chevy work trucks pulling up yeah, and all of a sudden like 23 Mexicans come out of that thing in succession one smaller than an eight smaller than the next like clowns coming out of a car Exactly like like they're children Like hearing air hoses and stuff like I'm the lay on the leg They're gonna go into your house like every entrance this is great

they're gonna they're gonna spread out and you know it might be cool if you're doing a lot of uh for your uh for your um your uh your shop like a time lapse video of that being thrown up might be cool that's a great idea that's a great idea um i always like now i know you're not there i know they're not like the amish where they do that barn raising thing in one fucking day i don't know if you've ever seen that but they literally fucking they go fast but you know you can do it over the course of uh the three weeks or whatever it takes to build the thing i think that'd be neat this it's gonna be fast it's gonna be great i i wish it was real i just feel like it's not actually happening it's it's uh it gets me you know i try to stay motivated i stay in a you know i push every day i called the time warner guy three

times today you know just fuck it what's up they canceled yesterday because it was drizzling you know because who the fuck works in the drizzle i don't know man yesterday it was go ahead i'm sorry i won't talk about it i was fucking there you know like time order i you know it's like yeah i can't come it's drizzling okay well i guess i'll just install a new garage door while you can't do anything fucker and ah i could i could fuss they uh they're shitty they're shitty it's it's it's an oligopoly right yep yeah that's what it is so fuck them they uh i was i went out monday was it monday or tuesday today's wednesday or thursday today is tuesday okay jesus christ so i went out yesterday and filmed and it was nasty i had planned on filming a bunch of stuff but it was so bad that it was just the

ground was inundated so i drove to atlanta and filmed their place and just filmed a couple of pickups that i needed but even then like it was raining and there was fog like thick fog on the ground it was a dreary nasty fucking awful day has russia uploaded any videos lately it's been a while like like two weeks and then i'm uploading another one tomorrow oh tomorrow yeah body armor video goes up tomorrow oh that's the one with the missing scene It's been a while. It's been like two weeks, and then I'm uploading another one tomorrow. Oh, tomorrow? Yeah. Body armor video goes up tomorrow. Oh, that's the one with the missing scene.

That's the one with the missing scene. Oh, man. You've seen the missing scene. I don't know why you feel so bad. I want the world to see the missing scene. They'll see it eventually. The world is a little bit poorer because they haven't seen this it's pretty funny i'll uh i'll get it uploaded eventually but the main core part of the body armor video is is all still there so let me get that up tomorrow can you have a million view video with a mortar fail

um where it only went like a foot did that that break a million views? As 10 or 12 million. Whoa. This could be another one. It gets, it gets a few, it gets several hundred thousand views a month. That one I think has good search results. Yeah.

Yeah. That's cool. I should focus on that more search results. It's a big deal. I just kind of don't. Whatever. Type it. He typed. that'll do

yeah that was a funny video that fucking mortar was such a piece of shit it didn't have enough charge in it in that situation and I guess a lot of people thought that it was a live mortar and it was like high explosive ready to go off in front of me so that was just funny

but the thing that happened the other day that was more planned and more silly that was just funny. But the thing that happened the other day, that was more planned and more silly. That was great. Huh. Just looking. Oh, no. I was wondering, I have like a Remington 870 shotgun fail video, which I thought would have good search results.

But it doesn't seem to because it's only picked up like 20,000 views in the last couple months. Oh well. That was funny when you set everything on fire. Yeah. Glenn Beck gave it a push unintentionally. I'm planning

the next thing I'm going to try to do is to turn that bowling ball mortar into like... I want to make it a flamethrower, basically. So instead of shooting a bowling ball, I want it to explode and shoot like two gallons of diesel. Or like two gallons of gasoline. And like blast it all with all that pressure straight out the end. Like a real dragon breathing.

Like literally dragon's breath. Maybe shoot it into a crowd of mannequins or something like that that you're great with ideas so wings asked let me ask you this wings came to me and said woody i need a way to make a thousand dollars do you have any ideas if you were wings and you had to make a grand, do you have any ideas? He needs to start – not any good ones. Right? My first idea was beg for money, which sucks, right? One, he's done that.

It's going to rain down hate on him, which will wreck his mental health. Oh, well, no. There's better ways than that. One, he could look for some sort of sponsored video thing. He should go to his network. He should talk to him about that and have a serious conversation about it. Like, hey, give me a couple little deals here. $250 here, $250 there. Let's do a four point. Let's do something. Let's get me a grand in my pocket.

He could cold call some of the sponsors that he's worked with before, or he could come up with some kind of a something to do on his channel that would make him some money and also give something back to his fans. We could come up with something like that. I don't know. Maybe he could sell things.

Maybe he could sign things. I don't know what Wings could do. I really don't. I wonder if he offered to go places for money if he'd get any. Like, hey, I do parties. You put $500 in my PayPal and you live from North Carolina to Georgia, I'll be there.

I wonder if he'd do it. Wings would be interesting to have at your party. Welcome to Jimmy's birthday! Special guest, Wings of Redemption! And he comes out and there's some sparklers. All right, let's do this. You're all a bunch of scrubby dubbies. You suck at birthday parties.

Where's the PlayStation at, faggots? Bunch of 17-year-old kids. He's just whipping their asses for three hours. The parents don't want to pay him after. That's what would happen. Do you remember that? If you didn't have a 3kd you were scrubby dubby he used to do that he'd upload videos about how everyone was terrible wings uh wings holds his uh his player group to a high standard he does although he i'll tell you he he has a very strong

lobby that he plays with if you give wings two or three friends and wings is good too right it's not like he's not you know like he never takes his turn at the top of the lobby um those guys don't lose much yeah he's he knows how to put himself in a pretty good position to win he's a good player you know he's he takes it seriously when he when he uh and he seems to enjoy this game at least uh at least somewhat because I see him uploading occasionally from it. He's not all negative about it. He seems to be trying to find the positives about Advanced Warfare because I saw him do some video, and he's like,

you know, this is how you got to do it. You got to set yourself up to win. You got to have good killstreaks that you enjoy getting and blah, blah, blah. I like his Advanced Warfare videos. I haven't seen his Q&A video that he put up with Drew. Oh. I guess I will. It's not honest.

That's the issue. It's... In real life, and I don't mean to... He has his ups and downs, right? Emotionally, he has his ups and downs right emotionally he has his ups and downs but like the big picture is he's like financially spiraling downwards and he's gaining weight because he doesn't have his diet under control but when he does a q a with drew it's mostly about his great success how much he likes lifting how fun working out is how cool drew is how their

relationship is so wonderful and they've never had a fight and and it is a um it is a big love fest and everything is going great meanwhile he's threatening to kill himself like on reddit two hours later but it's um he got to stop with those suicide threats or someone's going to show those to somebody and he's going to get into a bit of trouble and somebody's going to take some rights away from him or something like that. That would be terrible.

He really needs to stop talking like that. And if he's looking for help, that's one thing. Can you get closer to your mic? Yeah. Is this better? Much better. He needs to stop doing that, though. That's not good for him. That's not good for anyone. If he really genuinely wants and needs help, that's not the

way to ask for it. He should go about it a different way, but he needs to stop having a bad... At 9 p.m. or 1 a.m. in the morning, whenever it is when he has his low point for the week, he needs to stop making it a thing to go on the internet and be like, as a guy that watches, I love it when wings is doing well. I love it when wings is doing poorly.

I love it when wings is doing anything. So long as it's what he's actually doing, you know, if he were to come up and say, all right, you know what? Today was a rough day. I, uh, I was just feeling down and I grabbed a bag of Tostitos. I put it next to me and I just didn't stop. You know, now they're gone. Now they're gone. And I'm going to put today down in the, you know, the losers column tomorrow. I'm going to get back in the winners column. And then he could do that next day. You know what? Same thing happened. I was down. I wanted to reach for the Tostitos and I didn't. I freaking pounded an algae bottle of water and distracted myself with something else. And I'm going to put the day down the winners column. If he would do that and just like accurately and honestly tell me how he's doing right it

doesn't just have to be weight loss and whatever all the highs and lows in his life you know i felt good today because i got responses on plenty of fish i felt bad today because i didn't like whatever's happening i am engaged what disengages me is when it it's just not like it's not the true me is when it's just not the true what's happening there. Yeah, I agree with you. It's got to be one or the other. I don't know if he's being disingenuous when he's going off the deep end at night or if he's being disingenuous when he says everything's hunky-dory. I think it's probably a little bit of both.

I think that maybe I would like him to be more honest about that though because he's not going to be able to fix the problem unless he starts dealing with it. But once again, it's none of my business. We beat this dead horse to death and back to life again. It's the wings story that kind of repeats itself every

four to six months. If you haven't picked up on this cycle yet, then your pattern recognition skills are weak. Yeah, I mean, and you know my my feelings are the same they've pretty much always been i have feelings for the guy i i appreciate him i i like him i got a lot of history with him he's he's not a perfect person but and but not many people are sometimes perfect the most can i interrupt i'm sorry but and sometimes, like, we'll have, like, I guess, you know, our reaction to the Wing show, you know, like, sometimes it's positive and sometimes it's negative.

And sometimes people are like, oh, Woody and Kyle hate Wings because of this, you know, thing that they said. We weren't lying. It's just that that emotion isn't permanent. None of them are. and if you're watching this you probably have had that with your same with yourself you know that you change your mind you go back and forth you know you you get a guy who you know makes withdrawals in the emotional bank account and sometimes it hits you sometimes he makes deposits he reached out to me and said he

wanted my advice on something and i owe him a reply i'll reply to him right after this but i wonder what um i wonder what he had in mind i bet you it's related to that network that guy that offered him a job so supposedly did you follow that no i don't i don't know anything about that basically he said i offered wings a job which to me implies a job like a real like hours and a thing to go to and whatever salary salary it turns out that he was from the freedom network and he offered him the same thing that like so many others have offered like yeah if you recruit people in my pyramid scheme then you'll get a cut of their earnings i think the freedom network network are the ones that scammed me out of a network one time fuck those guys really pretty sure yeah yeah i had a network and

and and they just they just lied to me basically they literally lied to my face and uh and then turned around just stole it basically so here's the deal for people watching not you're an expert i'm sure but there are networks out there and basically, they try to place ads on your channel, right, that go out of higher CPM. And they also try to get you branded integration deals, right? You know, they place, like, they send you out to go race cars with Mountain Dew or whatever. And then they get a cut of your earnings.

That's what most networks do. And then there are leech networks that do none of that. But they get you partnered, and they take a cut of your earnings, right? So all they do is make your channel monetized and take a cut forever. That's a leech network. What Freedom does is they set up leech networks under that leech network. And, you know, so they'll like take 20% of your earnings and then, you know, hypothetically Wings' thing would get 20% of what's that 80% and then you know hypothetically wings this thing would get 20 of what's that 80

and then you would get 60 so you're you're like double leech networked on that thing that's what um i don't know he hasn't talked about me so i probably shouldn't talk but you know there's a certain um certain guy out there with a network under freedom who has a double leech system and then he pimps it and tries to you know to make it grow all the time um i guess i won't even mention his name well that's a shame i it's it's a shame he didn't actually have some sort of salaried position yeah what he says i've got a job for you like and he goes on the subreddit and makes this big splash about it you know like i'm gonna i offered wings a job we'll see if he takes us up on it you didn't offer him a job you offered him a you know a leech a scam it's it's it's not a job it's

no job yeah it's no job it's not a job that's not what a job is you know i expected him to to have a position that a big guy could fill right because a certain job wings can't do right now he can't be a fireman today right you know imagine wings trying to pick up a baby off the ground right like he needs his hands to help himself get up like he did so he can't be a fireman right now but uh um you know he could be a toll taker he could work in a lot of qa positions a lot of desk jobs like wings could do a lot of different things uh that't require you to run and jump around. This guy, he wasn't offering him a job. No.

Well, fuck that guy. Sounds about right. Yeah. Yeah, I wish Wings the best. I hope he does better in this new year of 2015. It's weird that it's already 2015. I always have a hard time wrapping my head around the new year at the beginning anyway.

I'm always writing checks wrong and stuff. And this's no different but yeah 2015 hope he uh hope he does well this year we all do yeah i i don't know i feel good man 2014 was a good year for me in 2015 looked strong so um good times yeah good times i uh if you were to tell me at like 17 that i'd be happy at 40 it'd be like well how how you know if i'm not like snow skiing in avalanches then this sucks but uh it turns out that life doesn't end at 17 and there's some good times down the road as well. So, yeah. It's cool. I'd like a snow ski and an avalanche. That'd be fun.

If only I could get skis on my feet. You're awful at skiing. I'm awful at it. The boots, they hurt my feet so much I can't take the pain. Yeah. They hurt. I got bad ankles. Where do they hurt?

On the inside. Like on the inside, part of my ankle, like right there where I'm touching. Huh.'s part of my ankle on both sides aches and hurts so bad it kind of looked like you were touching your instep not your ankle it's your ankle though yeah it's like let's see maybe i can like that part oh that's the outside am i right i got some uh like mario tape on the bottom no that's the inside yeah yeah i got confused for a second um huh so the inside little point like bony part of your ankle that's what hurt yeah yeah i don't have any yet i don't have any i haven't seen that before so um i've twisted my ankle lots and lots of times i've sprained both of them and i broke my right one uh and it's it's always

like right there where it hurts was it both sides yeah yeah the right one's worse that's the one i broke huh well maybe snowboarding snowboard have you tried snowboarding i have not tried snowboarding but i understand that you know you you wear your own boots and then put those inside the snowboard thing, and then that clamps onto those. Yeah, you can literally wear boots you would walk in, or they make snowboarding boots, which are not too far from boots you would walk in. And I think you would have a better time. Yeah, I could probably do that. And my balance is okay, I guess. I'm able to drive that fucking shredder, and that's pretty much...

It's like a skateboard. Do you have two of those or one? I have two of them. One of them is here right now. The other is in Florida getting guns put on it. It's got the guns put on it. I think they're just dressing it up and making it look better. It's got two SIG

personal defense weapons chambered in... Are they for production sale yet? The Shredders? Yeah. I don't know if they are or not. Huh. They're pretty badass. It's just a fun little

man toy. It's certainly not a necessity but it's kind of interesting to have one and whenever I show people they're just like what the fuck is that I was driving it I drove it down my driveway to check the mail and I like did some donuts

and like I was coming back down the driveway and I looked and this truck was driving and he was so distracted with me he drove off the road and out into the field and nearly fucking wrecked he was just driving by and he was like what the fuck dude off the road and out into the field and nearly fucking wrecked. He was just driving, he was driving by and he was like, what the?

Dude. Yeah. I just think of it like, like just like you used it. It'd be nice to hop on, zip out to the mailbox and hop back. And then the same way that I use my golf cart, which I,

it's a, it's a cool little gadget. It's, I think, I don't think it's better than... I don't know what its place is. It's just like, do you want a rider shredder? Yeah. Okay, then get one.

Other than that, I don't really know what you do with it. I know they had it tasked for some military applications, one of which was that they have a model that will basically pull stretchers. It'll pull like a stretcher for a body or an injured soldier. Oh, right, right. Autonomously. So you can control it with an iPad.

It can go out. I just don't know why it'd be better at that job than an ATV. It seems like an ATV that requires more talent. Well, it doesn't require a person a driver at all oh you use it use it use a tablet to to tell it what to do and it's it's it's this you know it's this low to the ground it's the whole thing is only like two feet tall on the on the version that doesn't have a rider on it there's two different versions there's one like what i've got which if people don't know a shredder is kind of like a segue with tank tracks

that's fast and aggressive yeah it's got a gasoline engine and it's it's it's an odd little uh it's an odd thing you stand on sort of a skateboard uh type surface and shape and you you you shift your weight uh back and forth to turn left and right it's it's fun it's fun little toy back and forth to turn left and right. It's fun. It's a fun little toy. Back and forth or side to side? Side to side, but it's back and forth to you because you're standing on it sideways like a hoverboard or something. Like a skateboard. 2015 hoverboards are coming.

That'll be awesome. That'd be nice. Yeah, it was in Back to the Future. That's where they went to. I gotta tell you, it's so fucking hard to ride a shredder. I can't imagine taking all the other stuff off that thing. The hoverboard would be so difficult to ride. Yes.

Yeah, that would be really hard. I don't know how that works. I'm going to fall immediately off that thing and die. It would have to be Segway-like in that it sort of auto-balanced you. Because, you know, without friction, it would just zip out, right? Like what happens the first time I go downhill when it's just like falling? Yeah. It would,

it would just zoom right out to the side. It would be, yeah, it'd be crazy. But, um, I think that's a show. I think so too.

Pink killer nearly episode 22. Thanks guys. Later.