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PKN episode 220
That's why I'm going to win this
I'm going to rant about this fucking app not working
And I'm going to get points for it
Taylor do you want to lay out the issue with the app
Or do you want me to do it
I can lay it out
So basically
The initial issue is that the device was working
I can even show on my
Well I guess nobody sees this anyway
But it is recording
And the initial one was too.
I'm using my second one currently.
The first one showed up.
All of the data was being recorded correctly.
I did some test workouts
and it recorded in my workout log.
Then when I would go to move or have that, yeah.
For people that don't understand.
So what works is his monitor connects to his phone
and his phone accurately records
what its monitor is telling it.
And he can look at like his little history, and that much is good.
What it doesn't do is upload his progress to the cloud.
Do you want to take over from there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's basically what it is.
It's just it's not uploading it to the cloud, and it needs to do that because that's the way that we all compare our data.
And just a bit of an update.
This is the new device that Taylor got today.
This is the brand new one and i was like
the whole time being like you know what i'm not gonna be arrogant enough to think that this might
not have been some kind of user error thing and i was like trying to keep that in my mind like yeah
this next one will work for sure and it shows up in the exact same issue is there and i don't know
like i'm not good enough with setting stuff up to say there's never a user error, but I'm a million percent positive I haven't in this case.
I've been talking to people, like asking legitimately stupid questions that I would never ask where I'm like, all right, do I register this way?
Is it going to get stuck to my old email if I do this?
I'm sorry for asking you stupid questions.
I want to make sure that this goes off without a hitch.
She's like, well, make a brand new email so nothing can get cross-tied
and then don't pre-register wait till you get it uh physically with you and then register i'm like
sounds good hunky dory get i got it today i immediately sign up use the facility code
provided to me uh use my my fucking uh belt code get it all set up ride on my bike for a bit get
some data and then the exact same shit happens where it doesn't update.
I'm still getting, I took a screenshot with my new
account showing that I'm still getting the thing that
shows that I had activity
in September 13th of 2013
and October of 2014 or some shit.
And then also,
my fucking cloud data
is showing that
there was someone using this
to work out on October 15th,
which is only of this year, only a few weeks ago.
And I did look online, and apparently some people are complaining
about receiving old ones, being told that they're new.
And I don't know if that's what's going on here,
but I know that I can't fix this on my end.
There's nothing else for me to do.
So just to add to it, there are two ways to register. And I did one, Kyle did the other. Taylor's done both. So I don't know what more,
I can't ask anything more from him. Each unit, he tried it a different way. And each unit,
he got the same results. Now, the unit seems to be coming preloaded with very old data from 2013
and 14. Is it a match? Is it the same data?
Yeah, this one was. It was the same MEPs from 2013. I think it's because you used the same name, maybe. Maybe you need
to make up a new fake name. No, it's definitely not the name.
You can change the name in-app. It's the email that it ties to.
Kyle wasn't here, but I said, Taylor, what's your level of confidence that you definitely use
a different email and they're not overloaded, overlapped, but I said, Taylor, what's your level of confidence that you definitely use like a different email and they're not like overloaded, overlapped?
And he said 100%, 100% confident that he's not using.
So I think that my theory is.
I made a whole new email yesterday just for this.
My theory is that like in the manufacturing process, there might be some dummy data they load up like and then you know some assembly line person tests
it and then they wipe it and make it ready for a new person and that's where it's going wrong
that's my theory but it i i've talked to taylor about it i'm confident he's not doing anything
wrong and uh we just need what happened an update we can't that. Why don't you just read it for us?
No, I'll hold it there for three minutes until it even sounds...
Until the camera adjusts.
No, it just updated. If you go to your app, Kyle, can you go to yours and check and see if it updated?
Or, yeah, what do you just add me as a friend so you should see it too?
Did I just add you as a friend?
Let's see here.
Connections.
It's not updating the first one I did
earlier. Maybe you have to do it for at least
now, because you uploaded one that was
only like 10 minutes long. That's stuck.
I have one map
which is a 63. Woody with
246. These are all practice maps.
And I don't see Taylor.
I also don't see Taylor.
I'm not sure I have the right Taylor as a friend.
Pull down and release.
Taylor's new icon is no longer
Taylor the Sailor Man. It's just a generic thing.
He has two meps.
Two meps in 16 minutes
of sitting here frustrated
at my son.
This is hilarious.
For those of you who are listening, about
five minutes ago when we started,
his heart rate was over 100.
Because I was upset.
This look was on Taylor's face.
He had the look like you just had rear-ended him in traffic when he really had to get somewhere, and you blamed it on him.
It was a bit of rage, a little sadness,
and a lot of despair.
You couldn't have put that little trifecta
together more perfectly.
And the winner in all that was honestly despair.
I was like,
because you try and like,
when you can't solve a problem, you go back and you look at all the variables.
But with a problem like this,
there are so few variables.
It's like, alright, did you purchase the item?
Yes.
Did you give it an email and register?
Yes.
Did you move around with it strapped to you?
Yes.
Okay.
I don't know what else to do.
Taylor, I guess it's game on.
Maybe you upload another map or or something and we'll see.
Now, you were telling me everyone was saying Wednesday.
It's hard to describe midnight, but the midnight that is more than a day from now, right?
Wednesday midnight, which is effectively Thursday.
Like 12.01 on Thursday is what Chizzo said.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, good.
Because I actually have a full day planned tomorrow like pair of friends
hanging out we're getting brunch together and i'm like i don't want it to start tonight that's
really screws me i agree with you there's a blues game uh blues game it'll be a great way to earn
some maps i was gonna say and i oh i so i was listening to rogan and his friends talk about how they earned their
maps now they have a month of experience and i literally have like two test sessions so
slightly more than zero they earn maps what i consider the hard way they're spending time at
80 heart rate two of them ran a marathon right joe rogan did the equivalent of a marathon on a rowing
machine right he sweat so much the fire alarm went off he's pissing muscle uh tissue right
he said it looked like iced tea i yeah if that's what that means then yeah but they're earning
their meps like three hours a day is that smarter than earning your meps like three hours a day. Is that smarter than earning your MEPs like 16 hours a day,
a little more casually?
I just don't think it is smart because like you're getting a lot more recovery
time.
I think a mix of the two.
So,
so my plan is to sort of go hard for maybe five minutes.
I don't want to like get to that point of exhaustion.
I think that's a mistake.
I think you go until you're getting... You start feeling the muscle soreness and you stop. In my case,
it'd be the rowing machine. I'll row until I start feeling any kind of muscle soreness,
and then I'll hop off and I'll do something else. Maybe just calisthenics. In the MMA gym,
we would do an hour of fucking warm-up it
felt like it's a killer like monkey crawls and crab jiggles and like you know lay on your back
and do that thing where you like you you touch your left toe with your right arm and like like
go back and forth like stuff like that that's not exactly the same muscle groups but will keep your
heart rate up and And then give your,
I'm going to give myself like four minutes of like cool down and effectively my cool down is like jogging in place or like just, you know, hit lightly tapping a heavy bag and then back to it.
But I think it's a mixture of the two things. I think if you try to like go hard as fuck for
three hours, the next day you're not going to have the juice.
But I think that if my plan is multiple workouts throughout the day that aren't light at all,
but aren't like burnout, you know, like this is all I've got for the next hour kind of workouts either.
I have a bit of a plan.
I hope it works out.
It's an advantage I have over you guys.
I have so many disadvantages.
But one thing I do have, I'm really hoping Colin will play with me. I hope it works out. It's an advantage I have over you guys. I have so many disadvantages. But one thing I do have, I'm really
hoping Colin will play with me.
I got two hockey sticks. We got a
skateboard and a bike. We got, like, some
You'll burn some maps
playing hockey if you go, like,
go hard in the driveway.
That's the idea, you know, just buzz around,
try and put it through his feet or whatever.
I don't know. I've
never done that for three
hours before that seems like a lot don't wear skates make yourself do it on your feet you'll
burn even more that is also the plan but the the idea is that i i want to incorporate a lot of
playing because uh based on my history with me i'm a little better at maintaining that over the
long term whereas if i did like an exercise bike for something, which I also might include.
Oh, my God.
It gets to be a psychological test.
Monotonous.
It becomes very monotonous.
I was sitting riding this exercise bike that I bought for like 10 minutes, like a couple hours ago or hour and a half ago or so.
And like five minutes in, I was like, I hadn't turned the TV on yet.
And I was like, thank God I have a TV because I'm six, seven minutes in i was like i hadn't turned the tv on yet and i was like thank god
i have a tv because i'm six seven minutes in and this is the most boring feeling in the world when
i was ordering my workout gear i had that thought immediately and i was like i gotta have a
television involved with this rowing machine and i immediately ordered um i didn't have a 4k amazon
device i immediately ordered one of those and
mounted my 4k tv on like a swing arm right in front of the rowing machine so i'll be able to
like adjust it perfectly in front of me whatever that angle you know is and i got it i've got a
sound bar so i'll be able to crank the noise up way above the machine and i don't know what i'll
watch maybe rocky right no no you want to you want to get into a series, like something that you want to keep going in.
So when the movie's over, you're not like, ah, the movie's over.
Rocky 2, Rocky 3, Rocky 4, Balboa, Creed, Creed 2.
I mean, if I go through the Rocky series, I'll have single-handedly won this thing in a day.
That's more of a punishment than the process itself.
I'm trying to get Kyle on a less motivational series.
Like, somebody help me brainstorm on this
and convince Kyle that, like, the color purple
is where he needs to be.
Well, I watched The Green Mile on repeat.
Take my hand i've told the story twice now of how like the exercise bike little fitness test it asked for 50 60 no 70 or 80 or something i was
like fuck off the thing is when i play though and the situation asks for 80 i usually come up with
it i do my very best so that's that's what that's what i'm counting on
you know if there's a breakaway it doesn't matter how hard hired i am you'll get whatever i've left
so i have some conflicting information on the waterproof nature of this product i swear i
wasn't trying to fuck you over i read that this thing was waterproof to 10 meters and then chis
sent me a like a like copy pasted like comment or like like a screenshot of comment and it said no
it's not
waterproof so i don't plan to get any kind of a pool or do anything like that although i gotta
say when i'm just playing in the pool with some with some people or just i certainly don't swim
laps the way you swim laps but you know swimming laps like like that's very tiring for me i've
always noticed that like an hour in the pool and i'm hungry i'm so hungry after i come out of there
that's got to be because I've just done so much work
and it's play work. You stay cool
as well because you're wet, but I wouldn't
recommend that because it'd suck to fry this thing
on day five and be like,
let's take a pause day.
Everyone.
What they mean is more like resistance to a lot of
sweat or lighter moisture.
I read 10 meters of water.
The way that great
watches you know what i think i saw the 10 meter thing that kyle did too but what i'm reading online
right now says although it's waterproof it's not appropriate to gather data while swimming because
water causing water to just causing the strap to detach from the chest ah wetsuit. Problem solved. You mean dry suit, but...
Yes.
It's not a thing, I suppose.
What's that?
I guess a wetsuit's not a thing.
Is a wetsuit a thing?
What a wetsuit does is it traps the same water in your body.
Your body warms it up, and then you're set.
Cool. Okay. Is that for, like, scuba?
Scuba. I have a lot of experience with it from surfing in the winter.
Do you do scuba?
Barely. I did scuba in 8th grade once.
Yeah, that seems really
adventurous and fun to me.
The idea of spearfishing
while doing scuba
seems really cool.
Although it seems like a lot of those guys snorkel.
But I had a friend
who was a certified diver.
And it's like,
it seems both adventurous and fun,
but also terrifying at the same time,
because if something goes wrong,
you might be down 100 feet.
Yeah, diving's even scarier than outer space,
because you know there aren't sharks and things in space.
If this is something Kyle likes,
scuba might be an end-of-trip vacation
or end-of-cont contest vacation idea if i win it
like i would because i i really like active vacations you have to get like we don't everybody
right thing yeah i think that'd be part of the deal you know you'd get certified spend two hours
on lessons i got a little bit of lasso phobia though you know like like one thing that does
terrify me is the unknown deep like when i see those cameras that go down to the murky water
where the viewing distance is about one foot with a powerful light, and then they just see like a
barracuda in front of them or an eel, I could totally see me going, and like spitting my
regulator out, taking a big gulp of water and just floating up to the top 20 minutes later.
So I was too poor to do scuba, but i went to a scuba location on i we did winter
camp on my college swim team and it was only like 12 feet deep so we could do it with snorkeling
for free next to all the people that were scuba diving and i think at 12 feet deep you'd be pretty
happy there's a lot of light penetration there there's just a bunch of corals and you see the
little pretty fish swimming all over the place it'd be a nice time you know what's scary is those guys who are recovery divers whose job is to go down in murky water and they're
going like if they've done their job perfectly they find something terrifying because it's a
body mangled in a bus submerged in a lake my friend did that a little bit not exactly like
he's okay recovery divers a stretch but what he did is he was a rescue diver yeah and uh he would sit in the
helicopter chasing the race boats and then when the race boats had those horrific crashes with
the bodies and parts flinging everywhere his job was to save them as they do it seems like a regular
thing with those guys you can watch up we talk about uh like chis and i used to watch the
motorcycle crash montages and it was like does it ever get boring like no there's a new video
every five days there are channels that like have original they come up with motorcycle crash clips
like these cod channels come up with like cod highlights it's like there's millions of people
doing it and crazy welcome to grizzly crashes 420 i'm your host this is subreddit for it i'm a part
of it so if you drive your motorcycle foolishly
you're called a squid and there are people who really take pride in that they call themselves
the calamari race team and they're always posting pictures of their squid marks you know which are
the scars you get from stitches yeah, anyway, they just always posted shots
of them doing crazy wheelies
and often crashes.
And it's just pretty much a,
yeah, I know the risks.
I like doing this.
What's the name of it?
Calamari Race Team.
You know, calamari is,
is it octopus?
Fried squid, I think.
Well, that would make
a lot of sense.
Yeah.
All right.
So I feel like we really
need to nail down
what happens to fourth place and third place.
I think we've agreed that the monetary punishment is too harsh,
especially since Taylor just doesn't have the time to compete that the rest of us do.
And I agree with him.
So that's fine.
First place will still get their belts for free, or maybe second place will too.
We'll just take it out of Patreon.
That'll be cool. But something bad needs to happen to you for fourth
or third otherwise you're going to be there in second with you know and you're going to be like
no big deal i don't need to work anymore you're gonna be a third and i can't no big deal right
exactly you don't want anyone in that position yeah i want what's your third i don't think hot
chip should be third i think hot chip should be third. I think hot chip should be third
No, dude. That's I watched a couple videos of that. That's not third place punishment. These people are vomiting on the other hand Taylor
I haven't watched any videos of it, and I'm not scared at all. Yeah
You fucked up watching some videos like that's for entertainment purposes. I like Doritos. I don't see why you're so scared
I'll say this about pepper spray for example That's for entertainment purposes. I like Doritos. I don't see why you're so scared.
I'll say this about pepper spray, for example. I see people who make pepper spray videos for the purpose of entertainment,
and they seem to really play it up.
They're vomiting and choking and gagging.
I've been pepper sprayed, and it's really bad.
It's the most awful thing that's probably ever happened to me.
But 20 minutes later, and I like i bought the shit shot the video
washed my face for 15 minutes wrapped the video and then i went back to the gun store where i
purchased the pepper spray and i was like guys you were right that was that was that that was
real legit stuff it worked my eyes were swollen up like i'd been beaten but i wasn't in pain i felt
nothing it was fine and i'm sure the internet won't make memes out of your swollen eyes, Taylor.
It's fine.
Definitely not.
It's not like you're going to take the chip and rub it in your eyes.
Oh, I thought we were talking about pepper spray.
Ah, no, I'm just comparing that.
I follow now.
I was comparing the way some people seem to play that up to perhaps the way some people are playing up the chip.
And I'm not saying that I would handle it necessarily any better like i said like the spiciest thing i'm
into is like sriracha right like or like fire at taco bell but this is like this isn't spicy this
is like made for like guantanamo you know prisoners like and even that they'd be like
please bring back the waterboarding like at least it'll keep me cool yeah i enjoy my th Thai food but they know I'm white and they don't hurt me
now that's something
I am into
when I order Thai food or Indian food
I'm hot
white people hot or Thai hot
and I'm like Thai hot
I want the Thai hot
I know I'm going to be blowing my nose
halfway through this meal
literally
just think about Thai hot right now.
Like my mouth is watering because I like the way it tastes.
But I'm also getting that like psychosomatic like heat feeling that you get around like your face when you eat it, you know?
You know why people like spicy stuff?
And I don't remember whose video I was watching the other day and they were explaining this.
Whenever you're eating something very spicy like that it's it's making your brain believe that
your mouth is literally on fire and so your brain is releasing all of these feel-good dopamine type
chemicals to like get you over the fact that your mouth just caught on fire to make you feel good
about it that's why we like spicy food other than the nice flavor i suppose you know what i really
like is a fourth place punishment that i think or third i don't one of
those taylor's content idea because there are fans who would consider that a win they considered a
win if taylor made his podcast or kyle made i don't know maybe live stream games there's people
thirsting for that i'm not sure what i would do probably paramotor videos they want i agree with
you i like that as fourth place more because even though the chip is going to suck
for a while, but the content thing
is a much... That's much more time
you're going to have to put in. How about this? For third
place, if you're in third place, you have
to make three videos that are at least
five minutes long. I'll do
gaming. Woody has to do Woody's
lab. I don't know if that's fair,
but... It's so not fair.
Let me give you an example
for an hour go ahead i don't want to do i wouldn't do live streaming because i i have plans for live
streaming and and when i when i do that i i i want that to be a coordinated launch where i'll partner
with some friends that i have who already live stream that are big and i'll i'll i'll use my
my full power of my social media work the tech sure you're not going to work the tech out
on a throwaway channel or something?
I will work the tech out privately with friends
on a channel that nobody knows about.
And I've been practicing with OBS.
I know what I'm doing now.
I don't like the five-minute thing, though.
Maybe we don't do it by episodes.
Maybe we do it by total length.
So you have to do three hours of content.
So that could be a three
hour long stream it could be three one hour videos it could that's a lot of that doesn't work right
because like for example if they wanted woody's lab from me the idea i have in my head i don't
even know how i pull it off is like creating a potato gun that shoots through a potato slicer
and falls into the hot oil and makes french fries. There you go.
I like that idea.
It's Kyle's idea.
It's totally stolen.
And you've got that 900 FPS camera.
I do.
It's out of date by today's standards.
No, no, no.
That's perfect.
900 FPS is perfect for potato launching
because that thing's going to be going
roughly 150, 250 feet per second.
You're going to see that potato moving
at this speed like you're
gonna be able to see the tater go through the air that'd be sick so anyway that's that kind of thing
is in my head as to why the time isn't a good fit how about like five videos then yeah does that
totally make sense i feel you it's not fair to be like well i played pub pub g for whatever and you
have to buy a new fucking gun for your next five-minute video, idiot.
Good luck finishing this by next year.
Okay, five videos.
We said three. Stop doing this to me.
Three five-minute videos.
No, I say five total videos.
It's got to be something that you don't want to have to do for fourth place.
I'm going to win, then. Fuck you.
It's fourth place.
Third place is the chip. Fourth place should have to be
the five episodes of content.
Because the chip's over in half an hour.
Jesus, I would prefer to do the content
than eat the chip.
Oh, I'd prefer the chip.
Okay, make third place content and then chip fourth place.
I would also much rather make the content than eat the chip.
Yeah.
Like, the content is like,
alright boys, let's play some video games.
The thing I love the most in the world.
Well, then I'm going to play video games too. Fourth place chip, third place content. Yeah, alright boys, let's play some video games. The thing I love the most in the world. Well, then I'm going to play video games too.
Fourth place chip, third place content.
Yeah, I mean, you know.
There's a reason Woody's Lab hasn't happened for years.
It's a pain in the ass.
Yeah, it's not fun.
So third place content, fourth place chip?
Because I agree that the chip is more of a punishment than the content.
For me, at least.
Not to me.
The way I see it.
What about second place?
The chip is going to be awful.
Second place. Actually, actually no you shouldn't get
shouldn't get anything for getting in second you should just be happy you didn't get punished a
box of steak knives no no because if we if we give something semi-decent to second place if there is
a duke them out in the last few days it'll be well even if i lose i still get the whatever the runner
up trophy it should be for all the marbles at the top. Second place is first loser,
but you're first loser,
so you don't have to do shit, and then the punishments.
Do you know that reference, Taylor?
Yeah, it's Gary Glenn Ross.
So Alec Baldwin
was nominated for an Oscar for roughly
five minutes of acting in this movie.
These guys are salesmen. They're like over the phone
selling real estate or something.
Oh, I've seen this movie.
He's like, first place, new cadillac second place a box of steak knives third place your ass is fire no i didn't leak anything okay well that's good
you guys are on board with the no nothing for second place i kind of like
that there's a there's a vibe about that right because it almost used to be two winners right
like second place gets their thing paid for no there's a winner a nothing and some losers
yep that'll make sure that if it's in the last week and it's, you know, Kyle versus Woody or Kyle versus Chiz or me versus Kyle,
I know one of them is going to be Kyle.
And it's not a, I'll sit on my laurels.
Yeah, I'm doing this as much to win this contest as I am
because I think I'll look better.
I want the belt, genuinely.
It would be cool.
Oh, I want the belt too.
I was like, I wonder if, like,
Colin and I might be visibly better by the end of the month.
Oh, we all will.
None of those other people were.
Did you see the JRE contest?
If there were before and after pictures, it would look very Alex Jones-esque.
Wait, you mean the fat guys didn't lose weight?
Right.
Not that I can see. How is that?
It wasn't a weight loss competition. Yeah, they didn't eat right. They didn't lose weight. Right. Not that I can see. How is that? It wasn't a weight loss competition.
Yeah, they didn't eat right.
They didn't take it seriously.
I've got a diet plan for this thing, you know?
Like, I'm going to...
I would challenge the didn't take it seriously thing.
I would just say that they didn't think
operating in a caloric deficit
was part of winning this contest.
Sure, yeah.
And I'm not necessarily talking about a caloric deficit,
but, you know, eating healthily.
Like, you know, no bread,
no fucking french fries or
ketchup, no sugar,
that sort of thing. Lots of
greens, lots of lean meat,
lots of brown rice.
I've been testing some
meals, and I've been taking brown rice
and black beans and
grilling some steak and putting it in there
and then covering it in fucking sriracha because brown
rice is the flavor and consistency
of oatmeal with nothing on it.
Oh, I love brown rice. Oh, it's awful.
Do you use a rice cooker?
Yeah, when I make it. Oh, God,
it's terrible. I smother it in sriracha
so that I can eat it. Let me be the tie-break here. Kyle's
right. Oh, no,
I think it's better than white rice.
I wish there was something I could do, Taylor.
Better than white rice?
White rice with butter on it and a little salt is so delicious.
I like brown rice.
It's the carb I feel like gives me the most energy.
When I did keto a while back...
You're not talking about energy.
I think Kyle is, right?
You're talking about quality energy.
You're talking about flavor.
Dude, you just have to make it with good shit. If you have brown rice and mix it in with a bunch of steak, like you're saying, flavor oh flavor flavor well dude you just have to make it with
good shit if you have like brown rice and mix it in with a bunch of steak like you're saying
throw some salsa on there or or some uh sauteed onions and peppers exactly what i did life has
an episode about this he's like chicken is what bodybuilders eat you'll hear people say that
their recipe for chicken makes it taste good they're bullshit and this is like gunshots bang
bang like every chicken recipe sucks or the best you could do is kind of hide how much chicken sucks
like i haven't watched a lot of that guy's content but the ones i have watched are fucking hysterical
where he's like crossfit is for people who don't want to take the time to learn correct form
pacing yourself,
learn a little bit at a time.
You need to get fit yesterday.
You know, it's like he's in very good shape too.
He's hilarious. I like the way he ended his channel.
Like he did some sort of trail off videos
where he started making them every once in a while.
And he's like, it is impossible to make fitness videos
because it is inherently a repetitive activity.
And you can tell, like, i'm just out of ideas i don't know i don't know what else to talk about because all i do is this so just to just to
so that i've got it in my head because i we went back and forth a bit third place makes the content
fourth place eats the chip yes i would go the other way am i kyle where are you on this uh
personally i think the chip is the worst thing i think the content would be easy to knock out in
your case like like like you know like like you can play cod with us right or you could you know
you could uh i mean if it's a real punishment you play civ with us uh if it's gaming content that's
not so hard to make i haven't thought of that too. What if I made a couple 2012 style Woody's Gamer Tag videos?
Yeah, that would be fun.
Play the new COD with no warm-up practice or anything.
But here's the punishment part.
You have to give advice like you know what you're talking about.
You're like, all right, so I'm using Torque.
That's my specialist. It's Torque so I'm using Torque. That's my specialist.
It's Torque.
I'm using Torque here.
I think he's French.
And he seems to have some barbed wire.
All right, so we're going to put that.
Let's walk into it.
Oh, no.
Oh, all right.
So we're stuck in our own barbed wire now.
This is good.
This is our base.
We're going to stay here.
This is what you want to do.
These are these high KD.
That would be funny if i did that it's
like incorrect but very confident call outs west barn west barn top like this is an airport level
i gotta say though i really loved my idea of faking a stutter for a guest who was who was
not in the know i loved that idea i don't know know if everybody else liked it, but I just feel like
if we had a guest,
I don't know who the guest would be that had no idea
that we didn't have a stutter
or whatever, like someone who never heard of
whoever it was.
But let's just say we got a guest and they came on
and you got a stutter the whole time
and make it real bad.
The only one it would work for would be me, though.
Not necessarily. That podcast with FPS Russia and Woody's Gamer Tag. No, no, no. time and make it real bad the only one it would work for would be me though because they'll not
necessarily that podcast with fps russia and woody's gamer tag no no no we have i'm sure like
like you know we get a guest on who's like who doesn't know you know like on purpose we you know
it might take a week or two to like find the guest who who not that it's that hard to find someone
who doesn't know that i have i don't have a stutter or whatever. It would be way harder than I think you're thinking to maintain a fake
stutter. Like, that would
be hard. I have
gone entire conventions doing a Russian
accent.
You're putting yourself in a whole mode
that way. Stuttering,
you're going to
just for the next five minutes, just stutter.
I'd get, oh,
that's kind of fun.
Well, it's really not that fun, Woody.
Doesn't make for...
Makes a strong point.
And whoever has the stutter has to do the ad reads.
Audible!
It's many books That can help
Beach and pedo
Oh god this is bad
Yeah exactly
You just keep going
I can't take it I want to change the channel
Or if you only content on, like, curse words.
If you only stutter on curse words or something.
Oh.
Or you fake Tourette's and you just randomly.
That would be easier to fake Tourette's and drop a few.
Coxer!
No, it has to be a racial epithet.
No.
No.
And only one of them
i'm excited about this so it starts
1201 which is um like the very beginning of a thursday
well so i i'm i know Woody, you were saying last time,
I don't think it's a good idea to start off the month
ruining your sleep schedule.
I'm on the same page as you.
Kyle and I assume Chiz, you guys are going to do the same thing.
Are you planning on getting moving at 12.01?
Or have you kind of rethought it?
Like, well, let's do normal schedule.
No, I'm not on a normal schedule.
Like, last night i
stayed up until um all right so like yesterday i woke up at 10 a.m and then i stayed up until
like 8 p.m and then i took a nap for three hours and then at 11 i got up and made some dinner and
i played video games or whatever with my friends until like 5 or 6 a.m till the sun was coming up then i went to bed i woke up at like 11 a.m this morning so so i'm you know i'll
do something like that i'm gonna start like like at midnight though and uh see see what i can do
and um probably take an ice bath i want to i want to see how that works for recovery uh i already
just like in your tub yeah i going to fill the tub with ice water
and see how long I can take that.
I've seen pro athletes, like MMA fighters specifically,
get in there for minutes at a time,
like five minutes or something, eight minutes,
I don't recall.
I think maybe I saw Rose Namajunas do it,
or maybe Amanda Nunez.
I have an ice bath idea that I'm kind of excited about.
If anyone's listening to this,
maybe shoot me a message somehow or leave a comment on this video tell me what you think my pool must be 50 right
now right is that enough to get ice bath bath benefits it's cold uh does it have i mean 40
like how cold is an ice bath it's not literally frozen it's not 32 that's probably like 40
something degrees i mean if your pool is 50 degrees you're gonna you're not gonna jump in
and be like this isn't that cold like you're gonna be fucking freezing so yeah yeah that's
fine for an ice bath right i feel like i might have just a mildly dirty ice bath sitting back
there waiting for me all the time couple leaves couple, couple caterpillars. That'll just raise your heart. Actually, no. Don't wear this in the pool.
Just in case.
Actually, that's not... I mean, I
could sit on the steps. Maybe just have it right there.
By the way, Chiz
hates
both of our punishments. He says
the fans also hate both of our punishments.
The highest rated one was content.
By far on the subreddit.
It got like 450 upvotes
versus other ones that were like in the
30s.
FYI, the fans hate
the making content shouldn't be a punishment idea.
They don't see it as a real punishment.
That's why it's not the main punishment.
The main punishment is the chip.
The content thing is just something you have to do because you didn't win.
They hate the chip even worse, he says.
Yeah, they must be in a different chat.
I don't see it.
Oh my god.
Just deal with it.
No, I'm just PMing Chiz.
Not in a different chat.
No, I wasn't saying to you.
I was saying...
Yeah, I don't know.
I like the content idea because it's not really a punishment and it
still creates more content i got you on discord do you yeah we got that we got our little pka
discord there that is a service i fucking never use i don't get it and every time i hear anything
about discord outside of discord it's always someone like discord leak chats incriminate
people in something like It's never a good
leak from Discord. Have you noticed that?
It seems like a lot of people
get fucked on Discord.
I hadn't noticed, but
maybe I just had a loop on their
exploits or something. I just know from
Mr. Medeker's Twitter account, he'll always
shoot stuff from there. He's like, this is why I don't
use Discord, and it's like a bunch of leaked screenshots
that people did. Yeah, he gets in
mean Discords, though.
My Discord is just people who play video games
with me. Yeah, that's definitely
way different than mean Discords.
Yeah, we're not
actively going after people.
There's a whole Discord of people who
troll wings. That's a mean
Discord. You know, it doesn't seem very
kind. Their goal was to troll wings that's a mean discord you know it doesn't seem very kind you know their
their goal is to troll wings or whatever and uh and so you know you get and anyone's welcome
whereas i've got a discord for like 30 people in it and all of them play video games with me
i feel like trolling we i'm watching the wings clip videos and they've lost a lot of their magic
to me so either i think wings just isn't it's just saturated
is that like there's so much of it no wings just isn't doing crazy stuff anymore because
yeah i think the lexa pro ruined his rage and such and i i hell there could be good stuff on
there if he was like guys look at my weight loss progress i think that that'd make a clip and that'd be an upload. He could turn it around.
But he's just being dull, you know,
intentionally not bringing any magic to his stream.
And I don't know why.
It's the Alexa Pro.
It has something about the way it's affected him.
I don't know.
Maybe the weight loss has made him happier too.
The clips that
i've noticed that my friends have enjoyed the most from him lately have all been like
like like gangster grandma and stuff yeah like gangster grandma came in a few nights ago i guess
i got linked a clip last night and she's like she calls him sam first of all which is odd she might
be going senile in which case it's not funny at all. But she calls him Sam, and she tells him that her shit stinks.
And he's like, what?
My shit stinks.
And he goes, I'm working here.
And it's just like, ah, god damn.
Why is this elder adult coming in and calling Wings Sam and telling him that her poop stinks?
That's not something I'm familiar with in my day-to-day life um but look it go on back to the punishments or whatever i i'm open to any
suggestions i i think that some of the more popular suggestions just won't make for good
content because like i mean i'll i'll go take an act or whatever or an iq test whatever you want
but but the thing is
we can't film during the thing and if you just film
before and after and show the test results
I'm just going to take it seriously
it's just going to be a big silly joke
it's not going to be funny I promise you it'll be bad content
whereas I know that people have
shit on the chip idea
it's going to be one of us gagging and choking
and all of us laughing at them live on the show
I think it's really funny.
People make entire videos that get a million views that are just them eating the chip.
And then that's the whole, like, shebang.
It'll get clipped as a highlight video, too, I'm sure.
Yeah.
Yes.
So just the grass is always a greener thing.
It's like people always have their own ideas.
And it's like, well, I mean, I like this because you just laid out very well.
The chip thing is content.
And the third place thing, it's not like a hardcore punishment.
It's just creating more content.
It's good.
Something I want to know is what episode is Chiz coming on?
He has to come on whether or not he wins or loses.
Yeah, he said he'd come on on the results after the episode where we've gotten the results.
And then afterwards, we'll do a show and be like, all right.
And the winner is...
You should come on the halfway through one, too.
So far, only Chiz has replied
that he doesn't like this idea.
But what if the contest
ended when the show started?
We all show up, whatever, maybe sweaty in work clothes,
who knows, and reveal
the answer live. Well, then it could end
the night before and we could have radio silence, maybe.
I don't know.
Well, that's fine with me if it ends the night before.
But I don't like being sweaty and gross.
Well, let me just pitch this.
What if it ended on lunch the day of the show, right?
Because I would like it to be sort of up to the wire, right?
Does that give you more enough time to shower and nap or whatever you want to do, right?
It's seven hours.
And then we do a live show where we pitch it.
So I watched Rogan's reveal.
I love Rogan, but that show sucked.
That was shit.
One, we all knew who won.
We all knew who got second.
We all knew who got third.
And we all knew who got fourth.
And they smoked a bunch of weed,
lost their ability to have an interesting
conversation, and just kind of
whoa, man, for 90 minutes.
That was the worst
show. The build-up to that was
so great, and the show itself was
so bad. We can do the thing where
we're starting at 12.01
on a Thursday.
How about if we end at 11.59
on that Wednesday before
the show?
Like 30 days from now or whatever.
That's fine. We can nail that down.
It should be a couple more days. I want it to be like a full 30.
Yeah, we can nail all that.
Yeah, we can nail all that down some other time.
The November
thing isn't important either.
Like making
an alliteration with the letter N or whatever is not necessary.
I don't care.
Let me get this out.
The core of what I'm pitching is that the reveal show be good.
Because the JRE reveal show was garbage.
I didn't see the JRE show.
We're not going to get fucking drunk or baked or anything.
That's a non-issue.
Oh, the episode after
we've been like getting fit
and everything for a while we should do a drinking
episode because all of us will have
super low tolerance
I just did a drinking show this year
I've got two beers this year
every year that's what the fans chant
I've got like two beers
and I think some kind of
unhealthy snack I'm going to have during the Blues game tonight
and that's it for the unhealthy
shit. Like I can't
afford it. There's no way to eat like shit
like I guess Burt and whoever the other fat
comedian was. And like imagine how much
better they would have done if they didn't eat like trash.
Probably, you know,
15% better. Enough to beat Rogan.
Right? Because he only won
by like 2,000.
I don't know.
What I'm saying is if those guys got that high of a rating
with like 8,000, 9,000 MEPs
and they were eating like shit the whole time,
I don't know.
They really cheated themselves out of it.
Yeah, I don't know that they ate like shit.
They just might have ate too many calories to lose weight.
Sleep is going to be the biggest thing.
For me at least. Because I'm going to need to put a lot of these workouts early morning and late night which is gonna like infringe on sleep time and when you're working out and being this
active like sleep is more important than anything just recovery time yeah yeah for sure i i agree
with that i don't know i don't know because Because I remember in college, there were people who were like, you know what?
The key to doing well on a test is getting a good night's sleep the day before.
Not when you don't know the material, bitch.
The key is to stay up all night and learn it.
I can't sleep my way to knowing a goddamn thing about accounting.
I don't know anything else about balancing checkbooks.
My way to victory.
Sleep is important if you put the work in.
I don't know.
It'll be interesting to see what Kyle does with it.
Because I have a theory that the kind of work that he puts in might put the rest of his schedule on a normal human clock.
It might or it might not. I don't know. Because it could go both ways he just continue to live i don't know what he lives a 22 or 26 hour life and
and do it or it could like really regiment him i'll put the sun it's gonna regiment him i think
no i'm gonna i'll you know i'll work out and i'll sleep when i'm sleepy and uh i'll work out when
i'm awake i hope it regiments me i think it would be a positive life change because i'm not that bad
now i go to bed at 12 or 1 and i wake up whenever i do which is like 8 but if i woke up at like
5 or 6 with you know before the sun and was out there running that would be a better version of
me i would like that i uh i'm gonna run at night the boxing shit kyle like hitting your heavy bag oh
yeah like i was so compelled by that i was just thinking about it i'm like man that sounds way
more entertaining than like being on a bike the whole time we're like i'll still use the bike and
everything but i got one of those like 270 pounds like when you fill it with sand or water or
whatever the hell ones that have like the guy with no arms cut off and i bought like some boxing gloves to use it and then like a couple other like weight things you can fill with sand or water or whatever the hell ones that have the guy with no arms cut off. I bought
some boxing gloves to use it and then
a couple other weight things you can fill with water to make
sure it doesn't move. Already, I'm like,
this is going to make it so much easier. It's really fun.
It's fun to do.
Imagine things. Maybe I'll buy a knife.
I can just start attacking him.
By the end of this month, I won't be
any better at fighting, but I'll weigh a little less.
You'll be better than fighting mannequins.
Watch a video on good form and try to maintain good form if you can,
and it'll be more strenuous.
If you just use your upper body and sort of twist and throw,
you need to be using your lower body and twisting with your back foot
and leaning into it and pushing forward and all that stuff.
And it's a fun workout, and it's very strenuous.
Especially if you try to, like, dance around the thing, you know, just running around it in circles, hitting it like it's some sort of video game creature or whatever.
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, and you can, like, talk shit to it.
You can't talk shit while you're on the bike.
You can't be like, you like that, don't you, you bitch?
Bitch.
on the bike. You can't be like, you like that, don't you,
you bitch?
You can't do that with this Croatian-looking man with no arms
who's going to be on a pole in my living room.
I envy that you guys like that.
I've hit a heavy bag
plenty. I don't
ever recall thinking this was fun.
You've done it so much, though, and you're like...
I'm exaggerating, but
it's not fun to me.
It's like push-ups.
I like push-ups, and I like pull-ups.
But that's certainly not what I do when I don't have to.
I like push-ups.
Yeah.
I like the burn you feel.
Yeah.
I like feeling.
You bought the board, the push-up board.
Have you bought that, Kyle?
I've got the handles.
Like those handles that elevate you that you can sort of turn.
Same concept.
Three times as many push-ups
on those handles or these boards
just because you're taking all of it off of your wrists
and you're actually hitting your muscles.
At least I can.
Yeah, I was going to say that's person-dependent.
I like the board. It just feels so solid, the grip I get.
But my son is way better on the floor,
so he does that. Huh. son is way better on the floor, so he does that.
Oh.
Yeah.
I get way more on the board.
Well, I want these punishments to be something
that people like.
The whole point is to entertain people
with this nonsense we're doing.
I think you're right about the chip.
You sold it to me 100%.
I think that that might be an Apple moment
where we tell them what they like
and hope we get it right.
There's a reason there are
millions of videos with millions of views of that, because it's
funny to watch people in extreme pain from
something as simple as a chip.
It's both things. There's some truth to the idea
that if you just do what people
ask for, you're
never going to win.
I've seen that in like in making russia
videos like people ah do this and like actually that doesn't work that doesn't work this idea
of putting the the fire the fire uh dragon's breath rounds the a12 it doesn't work it's not
functional it won't work and it'll be bored or do this uh but there's 90 videos that also do that
yeah it's it's like no i i want to do something i have this other idea and
i do it you know five million people to watch it right and they all liked it so so so there's some
truth to that but there's also some truth to like you know pleasing people and giving them what they
want because they can it's not too big of an imaginary step to imagine what these things are
going to be like in practice i think the test thing is silly i think that it would end up being
awful content like and it'd be It's by far the easiest punishment.
That's super light.
Okay, yeah, what's this test cost?
$30? $50?
Yeah, I'll spend an afternoon in a room
coloring in
the bubbles, bubbling in sea over
and over and testing this little theory with some kids.
Yeah, that wouldn't work.
That's not much of a punishment. The punishment
is trying.
The punishment is trying and putting yourself out there and being a 13 ac person or a 32 act person like i could make an argument that any of us could score really high or really low
yeah i don't know but if you just say i got a nine fuck off you know i wasn't even trying then
you're not really exposing yourself which is what the challenge is yeah and none of us would do that and i wouldn't do like if it's like all right you have
to go and spend uh four hours on a saturday doing this like it's like oh okay well i've spent all my
saturdays and sundays house hunting now and so i'm gonna go in and fill out all the sections and
he's gonna go excuse me taylor you're going on to pages you're not allowed to if you keep turning
them you're gonna have to get kicked out and i'm like oh no you're gonna kick a 28 year old out of your
fucking your acd did you do this all in ink no that's crayon that's how that's how confident i
am i put it in flesh tone yeah no like that that wouldn't be good content nobody would care i i i
wouldn't take it seriously.
It just would work out.
Okay.
Well, that one's out then. That's fine.
It's not that I hate the idea.
I just don't think it'd be good content.
I don't think I'd watch it.
That's often how I judge these things.
I imagine that I'm an outsider looking in and the things that I would want to see
some people that I watch be silly every week do.
And getting tortured by that chip is definitely one of them even bugs but gross things and spicy
things like although i'd much rather eat like a dried like a dried cricket skewer yeah than that
chip yeah i was about to say oh ew it's a little crunchy actually after one of these not that bad
like yeah i was about to say that like there's no chance the chip will be anything but horrible yeah the chip is gonna
be horrible no matter what and i and and while i considered bugs for a while eating bugs but like
and you know i thought about like fear factor and some of the things that they've eaten and drank
and a lot of them fall into that category of as what he said well this brings shame to my family
right so you got to exclude the ones that bring shame to your family.
You know, like, I can't, I bought eight liters of Donkey Kong.
Now what am I going to do?
You know, like, you got to exclude that.
Now I've got 12 liters of Donkey Kong at my house.
What am I going to do with that?
I like how Taylor had four already.
So I thought a lot about a lot of those punishments.
And, I mean, I don't know if you guys want to eat any cave-dwelling spiders.
That was one of the worst things I ever saw on Joe Rogan.
They're alive.
And they're like, ah.
They've got these little pinchers on them, and they're wriggling.
And I remember the girl eating them.
Hell no, I'm not doing that.
And her mouth is bleeding.
Because it's like pinching her as she's putting it in her mouth and stuff.
That was one of the worst things I'd ever seen.
Three years from now is going to be like a PETA level offense where it's like you needlessly tortured an animal for fun.
People always ask, this stuff isn't around the corner, but it will be.
Oh, you know what I've noticed is like i like every year i'm
like yeah of course i'll vote like whatever i guess i didn't vote uh when i was in high school
for obama i just didn't vote uh but every year i'm always like yeah i'll end up going and then
the amount of like celebrities and people every year who are like hey i'm i'm fucking the guy
who plays deadpool and i'm gonna tell you to vote in a smarmy way that like it always makes me want
to be like well well, fuck you.
I'm not going to vote.
I don't like that.
So did you end up voting or not?
Yeah, I voted.
You voted.
I voted.
Jackie and I voted, too.
And Hope.
I see a sticker there.
Oh.
I joke on my Twitter that I'll go back and vote again
because I forgot the sticker the first time.
And what's the point of doing this if I don't get lauded on
and praised by people around me?
The sticker's on because I put my thing in.
I was like five minutes faster than Jackie,
and there was all this social pressure
to put the sticker on as I waited for her,
so I put the sticker on.
But my Facebook is filled with people
that are like, fuck you, man.
You know, like, I count.
And I'm just like, relax. You know like i count and i'm like god relax we you know i don't know i
the sticker went from something i think i even tweeted like that same kind of pride whatever
six years ago whereas now it's like dude i don't know i i would be very happy if you voted and
didn't tell me about it yeah if you would just pick who you want and shut the fuck up keen on that sir yeah my place was pretty quick it didn't take apparently there are places in
like some areas where they just have like no staffing and it's taking people like two hours
they they said that uh i think they opened the doors at 6 30 at my polling place and there were
80 people in line and it took a little while but when i went there which was afternoon it was just walk up and vote i i'm curious who's gonna
win my uh my governorship here in georgia because it's one of the well it's one of the most
contested one it it seems it seems like um who's in it abrams and some dude right right? What's his name? Stacey Abrams is the Democratic challenger.
She's a black lady,
and she has received a ton of outside money,
but also, I believe her quote was like
five times as many donations from Georgians.
They're just smaller donations,
so it's kind of that Bernie Sanders model.
And she's gotten a huge amount of celebrity support will ferrell was here going door to door in georgia like knocking on doors in atlanta and be like hey
have you heard about stacy abrams they're like ricky bobby are you here seriously talking to
me about i just woke up Get the fuck out of here.
He's going door to door.
A lot of celebrities were.
Obama's coming down here.
Trump's coming down here.
It's, well, I guess he already came.
Excuse me.
There was some pretty legitimate criticism about the voter suppression on the other side.
So her opponent is in charge of the voting mechanisms, right?
I forget his job, like lieutenant governor or something,
whatever it is, maybe Kyle knows.
And he's the guy that oversees like how the polling operation works
and what the rules are.
And he instituted two rules,
which have since been like emergency overturned
because they were biased against his opponent.
Now, one I remember in particular,
like they threw away 50,000
registrations because the names
were a little messed up. Well, it turns
out that women and minorities have
names that get messed up, either because they spell
Sherry like C-H-A-I-R
or some fucking idiot
like that.
Or in the
case of women, sometimes they didn't match
because they get married and there can be a hyphenated last name, two last names, or a new last name.
And they have an exact match thing.
So that ended up impacting Democrats a lot more than Republicans.
Is that a thing?
Where the lieutenant governor is in charge of the voting machines?
What's his exact title?
But it's something like that, yeah.
So I think it was... I no idea that they did that i want to say the situation
i could be wrong about this because i was just listening to like cnn talk about it and it goes
fast but it seemed like it wasn't the person she's running against because she's running for governor
but it was another republican who's um it was it was another republican who's who is in charge of that
and her beef was with him it is him that so neither of them are currently governor
so it's the guy that she's against that's interesting yeah and um i don't remember
what the other rule was but he had two rules that together were like hundreds of thousands
of votes mostly democrats that would be thrown out and they've both been overturned by the courts in time so it appears that it
won't be a problem but the fact that he tried to do that is discouraging to me I
saw like maybe two days ago he was accusing Democrats of hacking that
attempting to hack into the the voting machines or something like that and
started an investigation into that.
Aren't they not connected to the internet?
Look, I don't have facts like that.
I've just got what they said.
It was, I don't know.
I don't know.
But that's what was on CNN.
They were saying that he was launching an investigation
into whether, as he said,
Democrats were trying to hack into the voting machines.
And then she said that it was a witch hunt.
So it's just a back and forth kind of thing.
It's off.
God, if this stops working on day eight, that's going to suck.
Oh.
Just looking at my MyZone on my phone.
Roger that.
just looking at my my zone on my phone roger that um yeah so anyway i i didn't want to get too mired in politics but i think that it's interesting today is a really important day in politics as we
record the show there's no results yet so we don't have anything interesting to talk about so much
that'll come tonight right uh in some cases that they're saying the one in arizona for example
would might be days before we have results
it's so close a couple of them i agree with kyle it should be that close but it it seems the the
reporting i'm seeing they're getting more confident with the polling and that the democrats are likely
to take the house the republicans are likely to keep the senate maybe even gain a seat go from 52
to 53 something like that and um and then know, the specifics of who gets what,
there'll be some close ones.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll see.
We'll see.
I was going to track it until this morning.
It's like, Chicago Blackhawks fire coach Joel Quinville.
And I was like, I thought I gave a fuck about the midterms.
Not at all.
Please, Blues, lose tonight terribly so they can fire you and
hire Quinville. Again.
Oh, you want Quinville. Oh yeah, I want
Quinville because we had Quinville.
He was with us for years. We never
succeeded. We fired him.
He went and had a dynasty of the
of the decade
with the Blackhawks and now they've fired him
and so I'm hoping that he's not in like
golf mode.
I hope he actually wants to coach still,
because that would be...
How old is he?
Oh, that'd be so much better.
Late 50s, I think.
So not that old for a coach.
Not done for a coach, yeah.
No.
But he's been coaching a long time,
so that...
His fire could be dying, maybe.
He might just...
He's the kind of guy who could take a five-year break
and come back, and people would be like,
we'll give you $12 million a year, please!
Like, come here! So... We'll'll give you $12 million a year, please. Come here.
We'll see.
I wish Atlanta had a team still.
When the Thrashers were here, I went to a couple of games,
and I enjoyed it.
I really did.
I wish they were still here,
because it seemed like at the time we had a good team.
I remember Husa and Kovalchuk were on the team,
and I don't know.
I enjoyed going to those couple of games,
and we'd often watch on TV in the apartment. forget how good czech was like i forget i do i
do forget kings now my uh my roommate had like signed pucks from those guys and like the little
like i don't know what you call the little flags you wave like he had some of those signed and
shit like a flag and like like he was his he was Lithuanian, so I think it's in his culture to be a big hockey guy.
So he was as big of a hockey fan as you are.
Yeah, they're really into it over there.
It kind of sucks for them because once a year or twice a year,
they'll do international hockey where the Winnipeg Jets will play the fucking Flyers in Helsinki or something.
And every time they do it, it's packed to the rafters.
Every person there is wearing the jersey
of the one guy on the team who's from
Finland. They're like,
it's just great every time Hesse comes back
just to know that
over there in the US, they know what Finland is
because of people like him.
Meanwhile, in the US, people are like,
Finland's not even a real country.
That's a conspiracy theory. Meanwhile, in the US, anybody with more than two y's in their last name they're just like russian
he's just he's just a russian you know this white guy far away russian so i guess we need to nail
down what the punishments are and maybe not in the next 50 seconds but we should figure that out and the contest starts in about 36 hours ish yeah yeah yeah yeah i i'm glad
everything's finally working uh i i hope we don't have any technical issues along the way that's
gonna fucking suck because somebody's gonna be so upset if like they lose like a 300 mep workout
and then that's like a deciding factor in this thing it'll happen and i know who it's gonna
happen to wow i'm afraid it's gonna happen to me i'm afraid it's gonna happen to any of us i really
hope it happens to no one i really do um i you know i i was hoping that we could work with this
company in some sort of sponsorship deal but but jesus it's been it's been pretty frustrating
working with them you know yeah i mean i like i have a saturday before last because i
was doing like that i'm not doing shit and then at the point now i'm like oh i feel like just a fat
tub of shit because every increasing day i've been like well last hurrah because i'm getting this
fixed so i'll have like a pizza and then i'll the next day be like man i feel kind of shitty but
i'm not gonna work out because part of this contest I've gotten started with so far is increasing my caloric input.
That's two pounds.
Nailed it, right?
I've got like shit to do.
So the driveway in my front yard needs pavement repair.
And I don't know if you guys have ever done it, but it's like all these 40-pound bags you lug around
and then this big stamper that you slam on the ground.
I'm like, I'm not doing that without a fucking my zone on why would i there are a lot of jobs like that
piling up around the house jackie i'm not unloading the dishwasher until thursday at midnight
i'm hoping that's not an actual conversation kyle i'm hoping that i'm hoping that sex is
effective with this thing. I really am.
I'm definitely going to wear it during sex,
and I'm hoping that sex is worth 30 meps or something,
or 40 meps or something.
It easily could be if you're going hard,
or if you're just having a good time.
Even when she's fighting you,
I bet you'll be well into over 50%, and so you're still getting meps.
You would think so
so here's my observation so far 50 everything for me just about cracks 50 everything that's
moving right if you're not doing anything like if you're driving if you're watching youtube or
something there's no maps none you can't do that video games no maps but it doesn't take very much to get a map
a minute yeah yeah yeah that's uh an hour and seven minutes that i started like right before
we started pkn i had it on and i took it off just a minute ago i earned four maps just sitting here
yeah yeah and i think that which is nothing inconsequential. Yeah, yeah.
But if you had earned 100 maps,
which you would have gotten by walking a well-trained dog,
not talking about wrestling a dog on the sidewalk like we sometimes do,
but walking a well-trained dog,
that'll get you more than a map a minute.
That's just casual stuff.
Yeah.
Someone messaged me again last night about Adderall.
Like, hey, I take Adderall when I work out. My heart rate's crazy. I don't have Adderall now. I looked at my prescription. It was out of date. So I felt like I shouldn't be in possession of a bottle of pills that's out of date. So I threw it away. Don't have any Adderall. And I would say this. That sounds highly dangerous. Like, I want to win this thing at almost any cost. But like damaging my heart isn't one of them and i feel like that
could i feel like taking uh an amphetamine and then working out strenuously for a few hours like
i could totally imagine a scenario where i get done working out and i'm in the shower and it's
still pounding and i get out of the shower and i like hop in you know start watching tv and it's
still pounding and like i try to go to sleep and it's still pounding and i end up in the er like having to get some sort of fucking blood thinner or something
to keep me keep me from dying like that sounds dangerous i wouldn't be into that yeah definitely
and it wouldn't pay off enough to be worthwhile no i think it would exhaust you faster and you'd
get less done yeah it could be dangerous i don't want to damage my heart tissue which
i i'm not a doctor or anything like Dr. Hutchinson up there.
He's both an MD and a lawyer.
He wears many hats.
A lot of schooling.
Yep.
Mr. Hutchinson.
We lean on him for such matters.
Dr. Hutchinson, Esquire.
Yeah.
You don't see that much, but okay.
No, I know.
I bookend my titles.
I need to feel better than everyone.
Esquire, Astronaut.
Yeah.
Well, I guess we'll fine-tune these punishments,
but as it sits, it's first place,
gets the championship belt,
just found a new place that makes championship belts,
and they're even nicer quality.
The one that rogan had
looked uh sort of nice it it it wasn't shiny and i feel like shiny belts are a little gaudy
and like his sort of like non-polished not like i don't want to garish exactly exactly thank you
exactly i liked his belt a lot. It looked like something professional.
First place gets a belt.
Second place, as things sit,
gets nothing and has to
do nothing, I think.
Third place has to make content.
Fourth place has to eat that
god-awful chip. And anyone who doesn't
know about the chip, just one
chip challenge. Watch that on YouTube
and maybe that'll sway you. Literally twice as hot as a ghost pepper. I'm one chip challenge watch that on youtube and maybe that'll sway you
literally twice as hot as a ghost pepper i'm not gonna watch that i don't fear the chip and i like
it that way i shouldn't have watched it because i was like with one chip challenge a bunch of
bullshit i'm like oh well that guy's vomiting through his nose that looks uncomfortable like some haha chip to like like immediately about my age is i'll forget that
shortly yeah just be why is my mouth hurt no i meant the vomiting yeah
you guys want to call it a wrap yeah man all right pkn 220