Painkiller Already - PKN #241

Episode Date: April 12, 2019

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Starting point is 00:00:00 There it is. PKN 241. Maybe other people are not as engaged and interested in Taylor's phone update as I am. But I legit want to know. Like, why is it bad? And why are you done with it? I like, I've never been a team person for the phones. Where, like, the Apple and the Samsung people and maybe Google now.
Starting point is 00:00:21 I don't know. I've never seen Google people going at it. But there was, for a long long time the Apple versus the Samsung. And I just use my phone as a GPS, call, text, and then maybe four apps. Maybe. Like really not that much. And so usually
Starting point is 00:00:36 as long as it updates, and it's pretty much the same as it was before, I'm okay with it. Samsung just forced an update that I found when I woke up this morning. Would you have said yes if it wasn't forced? No, I'd never do. Okay, okay. It'll always be like, do you want the newest update?
Starting point is 00:00:50 And I'm like, no, I'm pretty happy with how it is. And I say no, because this kind of shit happens. And it eventually goes in. First of all, it shuffled all of my text messages. There are texts from like 2016. And they're like up near the top, like out of order. Doesn't make any sense. Uh,
Starting point is 00:01:07 all the way it's been for months now is I have like a group text with like seven of my friends and we'll like just, you know, shoot stuff to each other, memes and jokes or whatever we're doing. And then also like, uh, try and make plans.
Starting point is 00:01:21 It's easier to do it that way. And for the entire time I've had this phone, because I'm the only one with a Samsung, all of my messages send sequentially only to my other messages. So if I send five text messages with like two minutes in between on my screen, I see my five messages. I have to scroll up and then try and piecemeal where the comments would have been as like the litany of comments come through so if i say hey what time are we going to the movies oh also are you bringing anyone it would just sit there at the bottom until i scrolled up and it would be a
Starting point is 00:01:57 mishmash of like 6 15 6 30 uh paul could probably get there a little bit late oh i'm bringing cindy i'm bringing sam it doesn't auto scroll and stay at the bottom no no it's just it's like all shuffling about yeah and this is the worst it's been i'm also you know you can only take so many your green texts are poor jokes until you're like ah you know what well still i still maintain that's a good part of the samsung because it commands attention but now i'm realizing more and more that it's not just commanding attention it's like i'll send a message it'll tell me that it sent and then it just doesn't show up like they'll tell me the next day like oh why didn't you do this or why didn't you respond to that it's like i didn't even know you did i just realized
Starting point is 00:02:38 for the first two and a half minutes my mic was too low i apologize people but it was really taylor's thing go easy on me it's okay but yeah and this is the first like real big issue i've had with samsung like the text misordering that's been a problem for like i i think the tail end of the phone before this and the entire existence of this phone but i mean four years from now when i finally decide to upgrade i think i'm gonna go ip iPhone unless there's another update that fixes this. Wait, Kyle, you haven't gotten, you have a Samsung S8, right? Something like that, yeah. Yeah, I think we have the same phone, actually.
Starting point is 00:03:14 You didn't get that force update that made your messages look like shit? No, I'm all good. Now does the whole top part of your message section not say conversations? It just says no new messages and that's half the screen of it? Nope. Well, it'll come, Kyle.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Lucky you, apparently. So I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum. So I'm an iPhone user. But I've had two Samsungs. So old, the 4 and the 5, that it's not really relevant. What is it? S4, S5? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:03:41 S4 was good. That's what I jumped from the S4 to the S8. People said it was good. My issue was, one, I had a stability problem. Two, in the Apple world, I always love the updates. And oftentimes, it's not even that much better. It's just a little new. Like it went from, I don't know, all the icons changed from something that looked like they were 3D
Starting point is 00:04:03 with a glisten of light in the corner to something that was flat. And I'm just like, ooh, updated. And the version number is higher by one. So that's cool, too. This is 10.0224. Yeah. And Apple was really good about updating their phone. One, everyone gets the updates at the same time.
Starting point is 00:04:23 And, I don't know, they come in, your phone gets slightly better. I was excited about it. Whereas on the Android world, I'm new to it. Right. So I'm like diving into all the Android NIS of it. And I hear about there. I don't even know what it was at the time.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Like we're changing from marshmallow to licorice or something like that. That'd be the wrong word. And then I don't get it. And like a year goes by and it's like available but only if i root my phone and get rid of whatever samsungness it had and i'm like the fuck like no i just wanted to roll in and do it for me like i'm used to and i just my my android experience wasn't as good so i've had no issues uh you know i use a phone as a phone i call people i I text people.
Starting point is 00:05:06 I never do that whole thing if I can avoid it. Voice talking? You're the boomer. I'm the same boomer way when it comes to that. If it's a one-on-one conversation, I always call. Unless it's a real quick thing. It's impolite
Starting point is 00:05:21 in my head. Voicemails are impolite. I hate voicemails like impolite in my head like like yeah people just call voicemails are impolite boy i i hate voicemails like it is rude in my eyes to leave that's how i feel about calling without getting a clearance for calling first um i can tell you this voicemail like look i don't know if you can see that 25 unread voicemails right now like they're unlistened to yeah fuck your voicemails i should just make the, or unlistened to. Yeah. Fuck your voicemails. I should just make a message that says you're kind of wasting your time.
Starting point is 00:05:49 I don't listen to these. If you need me, text, email, or call. Like I'll, I'll, I'll answer those guaranteed for the most part.
Starting point is 00:05:56 But like, I'll like once every three months, I'll open my voicemails and be like, you have seven, seven, seven, seven, seven,
Starting point is 00:06:03 seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven,
Starting point is 00:06:04 just hitting seven to delete it. Cause that's what the Samsung delete is like every time. So I'll be like, you have 77777777 just hitting 7 to delete it because that's what the Samsung delete is so I'll get like, hey it's my message deleted hey it's mommy message deleted just don't set up your voicemail I just don't set it up ah, you're the real smart one here
Starting point is 00:06:20 try to leave me a voicemail that says the blah blah blah user that you have called has not set up their voicemail that says the blah blah blah user that you have called has not set up their voicemail. Take a hint. I should just set it up and have it say that. Woody didn't set it up, so don't leave it, you dick. The newest update with my phone, though,
Starting point is 00:06:37 I've noticed that now I do have a voicemail. It's forced one on me, but it sends me a text. It takes the voicemail, turns it one on me but here's a it sends me a um a text it takes the voicemail turns it into text and sends that to me so i get a text message voicemail that i can play if i want or i can just read it and so so sometimes you don't know the number right and i also i'm never going to call my voicemail that's just not going to happen but if i look at it it's like sometimes the spam like bullshit numbers will leave you a voicemail and I can quickly be like you've won a carnival
Starting point is 00:07:08 cruise on delete I mean I get three offers a day to pay off my student loans good luck with that good luck no no I'm now getting them to uh I'm getting pre-qualified for more student loans if I want them so great
Starting point is 00:07:24 news yeah that's like it's such a wasn't there a thing recently where someone passed something politically where it's like we're getting rid of robo callers or we're cracking down on them because i have not seen the effects of that if they've implemented anything i get more than ever okay yeah they just recently won a lawsuit i think against two of them or sued two of them. And that was the big deal. I read something that they were like, don't believe what you've read. Those companies don't have to pay those fines. There's like 200 million fines against them since 2016.
Starting point is 00:07:58 So far, they've paid $3,800. That's so shitty. John Oliver did a thing. that's so that's so shitty oh just john oliver did a thing well you know how he has like an hour-long show but 20 minutes will be like just one particular rant on a topic and robocalls is one of them and you know how it always ends with like this big special thing like like usually call to action of some sort it had to do with abusing that fcc guy that put in net neutrality like personally like i wish he would go after someone who really needs going after he's like with abusing that FCC guy that put in net neutrality personally. I wish he would go after someone who really needs going after.
Starting point is 00:08:30 He's like, oh, here's a politician who changed the way Robo... Why does he go after some pedophiles or something? He went after Vince McMahon last week. Yeah, exactly. He's never Robo-called me. I think Robo-call is probably my favorite one he's ever gone after. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:47 I just feel like he picks targets that like, like he uses all of his influence and all of his power to go after some people that's sometimes it's, it's they're just exercising their right, their free speech rights or, you know, they're, they're politically different than he is or, and that I am often like he'll pick some religious,
Starting point is 00:09:01 uh, like mega church guy who bought a boat and it's just like yeah probably shouldn't have bought the boat but these people are giving him the money is that a real example i want to say he went after a mega church guy who was using his funds for silly things yeah yeah i i usually love what he goes after and and like i guess they're kind of political but it's more about the issues than the r or the d i bet he'd go after a Democrat who tried to end net neutrality or wasn't doing anything about robocalls. None of them are ever going to get in trouble for the robocall kind of shit. I feel like those guys like Ajit Pai, the FCC guy.
Starting point is 00:09:39 That's the guy I'm thinking of. He's just like the public beat toy. He knows exactly what his job is to absorb all the hate that really should. I feel like politicians from both sides of the aisle in public are like, Ooh, Ajit, you son of a bitch. And then in closed doors, they're like, Dude, thanks so much. You're taking a lot of heat off of me on this.
Starting point is 00:10:01 No one's paying attention to healthcare now. No one even knew that i voted in favor of it and i'm just even jura now becoming more um i i lost my train of thought but yeah people don't even know that these are real robots calling you chinese have mastered it this is little fingers on a touchstone. Phase one of the... Have you ever seen the clip... I'm not going anywhere. Like 12 years ago or something.
Starting point is 00:10:30 You probably would have, Kyle. The ONA clip where Jesse Ventura comes in and he and Jimmy get into like a real deal spat argument because he starts insinuating to Jimmy, like maybe you'll remember even more than me but being like i served as a as a navy seal i saw things you couldn't imagine and you're gonna sit here your little shrimpy body and tell me tell me what i what we should do in conflict situations that's insane and jimmy be like, first of all, stop looming over me.
Starting point is 00:11:06 What are you doing? You're not going to scare me. Is this Jim Norton? Yeah, Jim Norton. And finally, Jesse Ventura gets up and storms away being like, yeah, you're a real patriot. You're a real hero.
Starting point is 00:11:18 You're a real hero for what you do. Thank you for your service. Thank you for your service. And Jimmy's just like, why are you leaving? Why are you leaving? Come on back. You're going to hit me. Hit me. Come on. Jimmy's just like, why are you leaving? Why are you leaving? Come on back. You're going to hit me.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Hit me. Come on. Come on. No, no, you're just going to leave. Ah, okay. That's pretty brave. Thank you for your service. Well, Jimmy liked getting beat up.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Oh, that is true. Especially by large men. He always gets choked out by like every fighter he has on the show. I think that's like probably like a little, Yeah, I think you're right, Kyle. I think he likes that a little bit. Especially when the female ones come in. And he's like, oh yeah, yeah, choke me. And then do that other move that I saw somewhere in Thailand
Starting point is 00:11:53 where you suffocate me with your toes. So what's it like to be in your guard? Just asking. Which, if people don't know, that looks like missionary position. Now, would it help me to escape this if I were naked what if i were lubed up what if i were naked and lubed up hypothetically i heard that on forums she's like actually that's not true i'll demonstrate um yeah do you still listen to owen jay much at all if i'm in the car and it's on i listen to it yeah or not owen jay uh whatever the fuck it is now yeah jim and sam yeah if i'm in the car and it's on i listen to it yeah or not oh and j uh whatever the fuck it is now yeah jim and sam yeah if i'm in the car and it's on i i always listen to it
Starting point is 00:12:30 there's some show called like rich and covino or something like that that i despise i don't know it's a weird like it's it's kind of they try i i think they would say it is um there's a there's like a faction talk channel on uh serious and it has uh jim and sam and rich and convino and then another show with this australian guy who's like a super amateur ufc fighter not ufc but mixed martial arts fighter and uh and they have interesting takes and they do a lot of like m of MMA talk. So I like that a lot because he's got a perspective on it. It's kind of fun. Those are weird bedfellows that you see, especially on the serious brand of radio so often,
Starting point is 00:13:13 is so many MMA fighters and so many porn stars. I'm not even that into MMA. I a million times rather listen to what some guy who's had his head punched in for 10 years has to say versus some porn star. Like, their takes are never interesting. We've had a couple porn stars on this show and not many good moments
Starting point is 00:13:34 from it. Yeah. It's not, I always felt like when I listen to those shows, like old O&A, where they'd be like, oh, we got Suzy whoever the fuck coming in. Susie cocksucker coming in, and she's going to do this for us. And then within like two minutes, they'd be like, so do you like sucking dick?
Starting point is 00:13:53 Oh, you do? Do you want to see how far you can get this wiffle ball bat in your pussy? And then that was a real bit they did for porn stars and had competitions on ONA. And it's like, oh, I bet if you're in studio, is very interesting albeit gross but i'm in the car i don't i can't see you this is a terrible oh come on imagine it taylor yeah i like to think they've got a sharpie and they just like draw a line next to the clitoral hood on how deep it got and then when you're inserting and then when you're putting in you're like this has been in nine pussies already can i win is that pretty much what the bit is well it's already lubed up from the previous eight let's do
Starting point is 00:14:31 i like those bits on stern especially when they would have like ridiculous stuff going on in the studio like uh i think they had some porn star in, but that episode was sponsored by Norelco electric shaver, like a beard trimmer. So they had the porn star shave that retarded midget's pubic hair. See, I can imagine that. And if you go to YouTube, you can watch it uncensored. Uncensored on YouTube? Yeah, it's it's
Starting point is 00:15:05 a real abomination um i like that stuff they'll have they uh they had like a a a show called dumber than a box of rocks where you'd have like three porn stars ask answering trivia and if they got the answer wrong they had to say i'm dumber than a box of rocks every single time, which I really enjoyed. And Stern would pretend like he didn't want to make them say that they were dumber than a box of rocks, of course. But he's like, I'm sorry to say this, but now is the part where you have to say, I'm dumber than a box of rocks. Years ago, I watched Stern and they had like a set of standard questions. Years ago I watched Stern, and they had like a set of standard questions. And a lot of them, like I thought of myself as a fairly smart guy,
Starting point is 00:15:49 but I didn't know all the answers. And some of them were like a little tricky. Like who's the 15th president? Quick. I don't know. Who's Lincoln at? 16 is Lincoln. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Right? And now all of a sudden everyone's laughing, and they're the dumbest person in the world. You can it! Ha ha! You so Googled that. No, I just Googled it right now. I got excited because I guessed Buchanan and I got it right. I'm not going to say I knew it was Buchanan.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Um... That was a solid guess. I was like, who's the president? I would never guess for the answer to anything. Fuck Buchanan. Yeah, or I don't know, who's on a $20 bill or something. And that one I think I know, who's on a $20 bill or something. And that one I think I know. I think it's Andrew Jackson.
Starting point is 00:16:27 Yeah, you're right. They have Jeff the Drunk who has like a dead arm. Like it's like paralyzed and like worthless and he has to wear it in a sling. Play ping pong with it. Like using it as the paddle.
Starting point is 00:16:40 They had the porn stars put on strap-ons and they were like huge ones and they had to like hit like a ball that was thrown at them with the huge fake cock you know, lots of fun stuff see I liked the
Starting point is 00:16:54 the trivia kind of bits you were saying I liked those on, obviously you have way more experience with both shows like ONA and Stern I never listened much to Stern I listened to a fuck ton of ONA and Stern. I never listened much to Stern. I listened to a fuck ton of ONA. And the best one of like the whack pack kind of bits that made me laugh was when they would have a rich boss who is a dumb,
Starting point is 00:17:13 but not actually retarded comedian who has like a speed impediment and talk really funny. And he's got, he's got good one liners and like on, on the radio, he is funny. And they had him go up against Bobo, who is a retarded man in trivia contest unless it's about the mets unless it's about the mets if it's about the bits if it's if it's about the bits that i'll do like that kind of
Starting point is 00:17:36 or wrestling yeah or wrestling or uh girls boobs or anything like that he'll he'll kind of but like it was so funny because it was like vos goes into it thinking it's to make fun of the retarded guy a little more than him but then he starts getting his shit pushed in in the trivia contest by the retarded guy where like he lists like it's like list every president starting backwards from obama or whoever it was at the time. Shit. You know, what's his name? Voss gets like six. And then Bobo starts listing his, all of them misspelled, by the way.
Starting point is 00:18:12 They have to tell him 10 times, like spelling doesn't count, Bobo. Just write it. And they're like, well, what's he have written down so far? Well, he's written Obama five times and X'd it out because he can't get it right. He wrote a boo too. That's fine, Bobo.
Starting point is 00:18:24 It's fine. And he like, get it right. He wrote, Abu-2? That's fine, Bobo. It's fine. And he crushed it. He got back to Truman or something like that. Oh, God. Yeah, I couldn't do that. And then Voss, a real adult, they asked, here's a good one. What planet comes after Earth in the solar system?
Starting point is 00:18:40 He didn't get that. Neither of them got that. Oh, no. Voss said Jupiter.iter i mean close but not in the truest sense like the jupiter is the one you should know is the giant one jupiter is the most popular of planets right earth saturn i think uh earth it gets you know you can't count earth unfair advantage we all literally all of us live here. If you ask someone what their favorite planet is, no one says Earth.
Starting point is 00:19:12 We need to do a Price is Right on this. No. We need to do a Family Feud on this and see how that goes. What is the coolest planet? Saturn. It's got the rings. I do think Saturn would be a high. Saturn and Jupiter are both strong contenders.
Starting point is 00:19:24 I don't see why earth wouldn't win is it neptune or uranus that has the vertical ring that's kind of like saturn neptune that's pretty neat i'd put that above uranus pluto bitch made nobody cares mercury no venus too scary but is it the god of love? Yeah, but it's all smog and sulfur. It's like hell. Have you seen those crazy religious people who believe Venus is hell? No.
Starting point is 00:19:55 I've seen crazy religious people that believe there is a hell. Well, most of them believe that. Yeah. Except for the Jews. They know better. Oh, the Bhutan. No, the Jews have something going better oh the boot no the jews have something going on afterward i don't know exactly what it is believe in hell no they don't believe in hell but they believe in something else it's not like jews religiously just believe like all right and
Starting point is 00:20:16 when you die that's it thanks for playing come back with no credit score that's a fun bit I didn't see you going there alright a belief in hell by religious groups Buddhist real low Hindu real low Jehovah's Witness real low Jewish real low and then non-religious people
Starting point is 00:20:39 yeah go ahead I think a lot of them definitely Christianity yeah so i think um go ahead i think a lot of them uh definitely christianity they they really focus on that fire and brimstone thing because it's in the old and the new like like in the i mean jesus went to hell that was part of his little uh yeah that's where he was for those three days yeah uh yeah yeah he was duking it out and prodded, I don't think he was allowed to duke it out because Jesus would have won the fist fight with Satan. You think?
Starting point is 00:21:09 Well, because he would... Yeah, because he's God. I've seen him. He's got a swimmer's body or anything, but Satan's usually buffer and he's got horns and fire breath. Look at Captain Marble. She's never squatted in her life, and she's knocking people out.
Starting point is 00:21:21 You can tell she hasn't. Have you seen that picture of that kid who plays Spider-Man-man oh you see spider-man's big juicy ass and then you see her ass like with all that loose fabric yeah thing she has no ass is her ass really that bad or is that an unflattering picture i mean it's probably unflattering and i'm sure it's nice if she's naked but she doesn't have a superhero ass and that's what is it i i, you know, I watch AthleanX. And if you don't know, he's a fitness YouTuber, but like an exercise genius. And he was just talking about posture and the things that it does and how it makes your ass look. And you can look like a flat ass even if you're normal.
Starting point is 00:22:00 She was not filling out her pants. And those pants were made for her. And Spider-ManMan on the other hand Had a big old bubble butt Looked like he could squat about 320 Even though he weighs about 150 From behind Give me Spider-Man
Starting point is 00:22:15 Give him a nice tuck job Do it in the dark Perfect You're not going to give Spider-Man a reach around Not unless he asks He he'll ask i feel like it'd be rude to put it in someone's ass without you know giving a courtesy reach around a courtesy reach around absolutely is that no that's not a thing of course it's a thing it seems like it'd be hard to no i guess not so if you do a Google image search on Captain Marvel ass,
Starting point is 00:22:46 no, I mean, like, maybe in her best pose, she could look okay, but she... If she's on all fours, her ass would look okay? And if she had the right arch, yeah. But, like, I'm seeing a lot of what I think are... You can't tell pictures on the internet. But a lot of what I think are candids and... Here's one shot where she's posing and showing off her ass.
Starting point is 00:23:07 And it looks okay. But I'll link it to you guys and show it to the people. It looks all right, but it's not. Oh, yeah. That's a super flat butt. I've got more ass than she does. Right? I've got way more ass than she does.
Starting point is 00:23:24 That is her most flattering shot. That is what she could muster up. And it's, you know. I'm like quadrupling up on that ass. Look how bitchy she looks in that profile picture. I realize this is the Captain Marvel News Twitter page, but look at its profile picture. It looks like Ronda Rousey's bitchier sister.
Starting point is 00:23:43 She does have a bit of a rude face. Yeah. Resting bitch face. That's what they call it. This is going to come off as sexist for some reason, I'm sure. Someone will take it that way. I actually saw Ronda Rousey in that picture, too. Like, in my mind.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Oh, I thought you had more to go. You're like, this is going to sound bad. I'm like, all right, buckle up, kids. Oh, that was it? That's not bad by PKA standards. No, not at all. She could not look you in the face and say, I have a nicer butt than Peter Parker. No, she couldn't.
Starting point is 00:24:15 He's putting in the time. But that's not fair. His ass is outstanding. Just tremendous. Yeah, her ass. I'm going to show it back on the screen again. It's flat. Now, look, she's a thin woman, so she's not going to have a really fat ass.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Have you been on Reddit? Does Spider-Man have normal cum, or is it like a web? It's normal cum. In most of the literature, he's got pods that he creates. It's a whole special thing that he created to make the webbing. It's not a natural part of his mutation. The reason he got exposed to that special spider is he's a bit of a scientist himself.
Starting point is 00:24:54 I thought he was just on a field trip. He was, but he was on a field trip to some sort of like Osborne Science Center place or some shit where they experiment. Yeah, he went to hang out with Willem Dafoe that comes down from the ceiling and bites him. He spazzes out. Osborne Science Center place or some shit. Yeah, he went to hang out with Willem Dafoe. It comes down from the ceiling and bites him. He spazzes out.
Starting point is 00:25:09 And then in that movie, the version of Spider-Man I choose to believe is the one where he actually gets the web. I prefer that one too. Because I refuse to believe that the one human on the planet who got turned into a half-human, half-spider is also the only human on the planet who mastered artificial spider webbing.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Yeah, and Tony Stark was blown away by a 17-year-old's accomplishments, maybe? spider is also the only human on the planet who mastered artificial spider webbing yeah and tony stark was blown away by a 17 year old's accomplishments maybe i don't know how old he is but uh you know i made a whole iron suit that i could that it's uh concealed it looks like a normal cock ring one would wear under their clothes but a simple button push and it comes and then he's impressed i love i love that it starts with a cock ring in taylor's world it's not a bracelet it's not a necklace no no no yeah because after a while the baddies started to notice they're like he's got his bracelet on he's got his necklace that is why mine is a very subtle anal plug they'll never know it starts at your ass it just works its way around blooms like a flower
Starting point is 00:26:07 isn't uh uh the last avengers i saw that was trending on twitter maybe yesterday or maybe even today super big are you guys stoked for that or are you like game of thrones mode where you're tamping down i'm more excited for uh avengers than i am game of thrones honestly uh yeah because this is it. This is kind of like the culmination of like 29 movies, I think. Like this is like the 30th one, roughly. Maybe the 29th, maybe the 31st. But this is like the 30th Marvel movie. And they all kind of flow together to make this sort of finale.
Starting point is 00:26:41 And I'm excited to see it. I have a hard time picking which one i'm more excited about but i'm very excited about both and i think it's the 17th i know it's the 26th for uh the movie when is the when does game of thrones come back is it 14th i think it's the 14th and uh that's it's just really soon it's happening it's happening i'm i'm psyched for it the one thing about game of thrones is i'm not like it's gonna take 10 weeks and i'm sorry six weeks to evolve and and let you know what's up oh don't forget woody i guarantee they do that thing where they give us three episodes and they're like see you in two weeks or see you in three weeks they like put some fucking time in between the like i'd be very upset if they did that. I wouldn't bet against
Starting point is 00:27:26 it. They'd be like, ah, it turns out I didn't realize it was going to overflow with May Day. So no episode this week. Yeah. They might not do that. It looks like... Yeah, I feel like if there was a gap, people would say it. Yeah, there's no gap. The first episode
Starting point is 00:27:42 is April 14th, and the last one is May 19th. So in six weeks, Game of Thrones will be over. Six weeks from today. Which is amazing. I was legit a younger person. We all were by the same amount, really. But when that show first came out... But it just seems like such a long period of time. It's not that long. What is it, season eight, but nine years?
Starting point is 00:28:06 Yeah, eight and nine years. Similar for The Sopranos. It's like 10% of a human life. That's a pretty long part. Most of those HBO series are like that. The Sopranos is the same thing, I think. Was that 10 years? The Wire was five?
Starting point is 00:28:20 Yeah, there's five seasons of The Wire. I don't know about the gaps in between. I don't even think had hbo in 2004 and it would not be wise to go against your soprano's knowledge is it 10 um you know that's a good question i don't i actually don't know for sure 10 sounds about right i think it started in 99 uh 99 2000 um but but i'm not sure exactly how many it's six yeah that sounds okay yeah yeah but i bet there was some gaps in between and such i watched the sprannels yesterday turned on with some of my favorite episodes i love that shit there were gaps actually um i won't list all the years and dates that they came out because I'm looking at it.
Starting point is 00:29:05 I know that's compelling content. But it's six over the course of seven or eight years. Yeah, yeah. HBO makes good content. I'm looking forward. I'd like to see some new shit. I want some new shit. Ten Star came out with season two over there on Amazon.
Starting point is 00:29:19 That's probably my favorite Amazon show is Ten Star with Eli Roth. I like that a lot. I started watching Walking Dead again. And I hear you. It's improved a little bit in the second half of this current season. You know they do that silly thing where it's a half season and then five months go by and then they show the second half of the season. So this is the second half of the season that doesn't have Rick. And I'm digging it.
Starting point is 00:29:48 Someone tell me Rick's coming back. They didn't kill him, kill him. Like on screen, wipe him out. I heard they were saving him for a movie. I was told that he's coming back. I think his name's Andrew Lincoln. I saw that guy in real life one time. Little fella. But I think he's coming back. back i think his name's andrew lincoln yeah i saw that guy in real life one time little fella
Starting point is 00:30:05 uh but but uh i think he's coming back you could taylor could totally like manhandle him um that that's always one of my criticisms of him like to be the zombie apocalypse leader i can kind of get on board with whoever plays negan i bet you know his name um andrew um Negan, I bet you know his name. Andrew. His last name is Morgan. It's like three names. It's like Thomas, Pierce Thomas Morgan.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Who the fuck is it? Okay, Mr. Morgan. I could kind of get on board. Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Yeah, thank you. I could kind of get on board with Negan through power, personality, and physique. Okay, but it works for me on screen. You ever see him take that jacket off? He's normal. Rick, look, I think if Rick goes against the PKA crew in arm wrestling,
Starting point is 00:30:54 he comes out 0-3. Oh, I don't know. Really? Rick, to me, just always seemed like he should lose every fist fight he's in. He loses a lot of them he does he i feel like he wins a lot of them remember there was the part i can't even recall who beat his ass but like he got his ass stomped so bad and it's just him and carl like hanging out in the house hiding out and carl goes off and eats that chocolate pudding and rick almost dies
Starting point is 00:31:23 because carl's just left him there to go eat chocolate pudding. He's got the industrial jug of chocolate pudding. The restaurant gets the big can. It's got to be a gallon and a half metal can. He's just sitting on top of a house eating a whole can of chocolate pudding while Rick is dying in a house
Starting point is 00:31:40 over there. Rick and whoever plays the Punisher were supposed to be kind of peers in the first season the fuck like that it was such a mismatch well they were partners on the force i know but there is the zombie apocalypse and the rules were kind of rewritten and that guy was in charge then rick came back and sort of took the leadership position i don't think muscles really mattered i don't and i don't think muscles really mattered i don't and i don't think muscles really mattered in like most modern day sort of like
Starting point is 00:32:09 leadership roles even like you know being a smart guy who's a people person who can also operate a firearm seemed to be the thing of the day but if you got booted back to what is effectively the dark ages it's a zombie apocalypse the biggest baddest guy if I can swing a bat with a little more reach and a lot harder than you I'm more useful for the team yeah but if you're an oaf then I'm going to gather up Chiz and Little Mitt
Starting point is 00:32:35 and we're going to come to you while you sleep with your harem of all of our bitches that you've taken from us and we're just going to jab you to death with sharpened pokey spears. No, I would never take away everybody's bitches. I would know that that is a recipe for a revolt.
Starting point is 00:32:51 If I start my post-apocalyptic city and everybody's like, I voted for Taylor. Thank you for letting us vote. And I'm like, yeah, well, that's not happening again. Also, all your women belong to me now. It's not a good life. i don't think you want to be in charge in a zombie apocalypse situation it seems awesome and i bet you love it
Starting point is 00:33:09 for a little bit but that is the recipe for trouble everyone's just going to complain about your leadership and before long want someone else in charge that's what i love the episode where like they get ran off the farm and they're about to go to the prison. It's that interim right between that period. And they're at a campfire right before the cliffhanger between seasons. And Rick is like, let him know how it's going to be from now on. He's like, there's not going to be any more group think here, all right? My way or the... And that's when the whole Rick-tatorship memes spawned.
Starting point is 00:33:42 And I was like, we were all like, yeah, Rick-tatorship! That's how it needs to be! Rick's always got the best ideas! Can't listen to these fucking underlings. You gotta vote for Rick. You can't just take all their women, Morty! It's not gonna work! They're gonna be so horny and so pissed! I wouldn't recommend it! When's that shit coming back?
Starting point is 00:34:02 Those guys promised that they were gonna be working this thing like a job now that they got that $20 million deal or whatever from Cartoon Network for four or five more seasons or whatever it was. I'm still sitting here wondering what's going on with Evil Morty running the whole city of Ricks or whatever the fuck.
Starting point is 00:34:19 I hate how they got away with that you can't rush art bullshit. They don't even say dude, we're coming back in the fall of 2020. It's just like, eh, it could be any time. We'll let you know the second they're done. And until then, we'll fuck around with our thumbs up our asses because it's art. It just takes them longer than I'd like. Like, I want it to be good, but I wish they could do it better.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Game of Thrones took longer than I liked. But they also had a released... We all knew it was coming this spring or summer for a long time. It wasn't surrounded by mystery. Well, they have to. Those kids are going to grow up if they don't. The thing about Rick and Morty is those guys,
Starting point is 00:34:54 they could wait five years, and Rick and Morty will be the same age. You know what I mean? I think they stayed on schedule because they're professionals at producing TV shows, whereas Rick and Morty is just some asshole who's good at it. Yep. Dan Harmon and that other guy
Starting point is 00:35:10 whose name's Escaped Me right now. It's a good show. I love it. I'm looking forward to more of it. Third season was not very funny, I don't think. Not nearly as funny. That's always an interesting thing with Taylor to me. He does it with comedy specials. To me, it's like some guy will be a 10 out of 10.
Starting point is 00:35:25 Kill it. Chris Rock and his peak. Then he comes out at a 7.5 and a 10. Taylor's like, that guy's done. He sucks now. It's because they set the bar so high sometimes. Bill Burr's 2008 special is hysterical compared to his stuff
Starting point is 00:35:42 from his last two. You're not wrong. You're just hard on him. Like, Bill Burr's stuff is better than 80% of the comedy specials you'll find on Netflix. But you're still, like, not funny anymore. Do you know that subreddit?
Starting point is 00:35:58 There's a subreddit called WhyWereTheyFilming. I haven't heard of it. A lot of times it's people filming, like, just a a doorway just randomly and then all of a sudden like a bunch of people crash through the ceiling it's it's videos that begin like somebody was just testing their camera you know it's like why why were they even filming and then it's crazy shit will happen i saw them put amy schumer's new special on there when are they gonna stop trying to make her a thing like i've never met anyone Schumer's new special on there.
Starting point is 00:36:27 When are they going to stop trying to make her a thing? I've never met anyone in real life who's like, have you seen the new Schumer special? No one. I've heard it about Chris Rock. I heard tons of people talking about Dave Chappelle in real life when his specials came out. Bill Burr, I heard that.
Starting point is 00:36:43 But Schumer? No. I don't know i i first heard her in like 2013 2014 on a satellite radio and i really liked her i thought she was hilarious but then the more content i heard the more i realized like it's like all pussy jokes like the first time i heard her telling the joke about getting her pussy waxed and like how like demeaning it kind of was it for like the little asian lady and now they asian ladies like putting the mirror down there so she can see it and like everything like i thought it was great i don't like that when they do that with the back of my head yeah it's fine it's always fine but like after a while it's like oh so like all of your jokes are kind of pussy jokes
Starting point is 00:37:25 oh that's a trap for female comedians i think one of my favorites does that is nikki glazier something like that but she's a little too you know i have sex and it's funny it's her whole routine i but on the whole making amy schumer a thing when are women just going to compete on the open and free market evenly against men? When does that start? I'm looking forward to that. I'm talking about if a woman wants to be an engineer nowadays,
Starting point is 00:37:54 oh my God, you should see how they get pushed into STEM. Oh, you're a girl and you've shown the slightest interest in like STEM at all. Let us just do it. We don't care that you suck get in yeah like yeah join our stem team and do this and do that and and here's a scholarship because you're a girl who likes math and and they just push it so goddamn hard and i'm seeing it in paramotors now working back to motors and uh i'm just like dude i don't give a fuck about women entering this
Starting point is 00:38:25 sport and and like if they're good then i find them interesting if they're just yet another beginner i don't care i don't care i'm not trying to fuck these girls just like i don't care no that i agree with you like it's way too ham-handed. It got pushed. There was a big post in the hockey subreddit a couple of weeks ago where they're like, they're going to finally try and push some female referees into the NHL. And I was like, of all the sports to put them in, not that one. They don't have to break up fights in football basketball and baseball are you gonna pull two giant canadians or a russian and a czech dude away from each other as they're throwing haymakers you're gonna catch a bow and you're not gonna take it the way a professional referee does who
Starting point is 00:39:14 spent most of their whole life playing hockey they know how to kind of predict it like you're just gonna get pummeled i've never heard that there's a you're gonna catch an elbow oh elbow okay i i was couldn't get my head off archery oh there's a female ufc ref i don't know if she still does it but they're female ufc does the girl fights though right i was gonna say there's there's female ufc fighters so she does them a lot they they usually do a pretty good job of matching up the size of the ref to the size of the fairies and look again we have i feel like i always come off as sexist and that's not the case you know i the i'm judging based on performance and i'm completely ignoring genitals until i see a pattern and when i saw
Starting point is 00:39:58 that there was the the female uh uh not ref but um. Her scores were always completely different than what the two men would come up with. And it was fucking shit up. It's like, you guys are like, what? I won by a split decision? What the fuck were you watching? You didn't see? That was a 10-8 in round two.
Starting point is 00:40:19 He never got off the mat. Look at his eye. Yeah. Yeah. Just free and open market. It should be capitalism for employees. I just stopped trying to make like, hey, women traditionally have no interest in this. So a woman that does, we're going to coddle her and guide her through. I saw a post the other day where like the mom had taken her daughter to the dentist and the dentist was like,
Starting point is 00:40:47 and the daughter's like, why are there no women dentists here? And the dentist was like, well, there's 90 women dentists that work here. And the girl, she's like, and she started crying. So I took her to a dentist that does employ female dentists. And someone replies like, my little girl looked
Starting point is 00:41:04 out the window the other day and noticed that all the garbage men wereists. And someone replies like, my little girl looked out the window the other day and noticed that all the garbage men were men. And she... I love those made-up, ridiculous Twitter stories about kids where people would be like, I was just speaking to my five-year-old about the state of the union. And he said to me,
Starting point is 00:41:22 I can't believe the boorish nature to which with trump expresses his bigotry and i said i and then everyone in denny's paid for our meal and applauded it's like it's like who's who's buying and then there's like 5 000 retweets of people be like yeah you know how to raise your kid and it's like, who believes that anyone at Denny's would clap for anything other than the burglars finally leaving? I put one of those on my, it's either my Facebook or my Twitter. I was like, I was talking to my youngest boy
Starting point is 00:41:55 and he feels that healthcare should be more affordable. Why do US drugs do this or that? Which really shocked me because he's a dog. I like the realistic ones like you said woody or uh or kyle the garbage man one where like someone will respond and be like here's a video of it'll like the woke kid will be like seven and they'll be like here's my eight-year-old who eats only the blue crayons things like that to like give the point of comparison that is one of the the comebacks to
Starting point is 00:42:26 feminism that i like because they're they always want the good equality you know there's not enough engineers there's not enough dentists there's not enough this oh trash man and lumberjack and like jobs with high workplace fatalities steel workers with molten you know what i hate to see and you can call it maybe i am sexist for this one. They've been working on an intersection near my house for 20 years, it feels like. I'm going to say. Yeah, probably true. It's not a private contractor doing it.
Starting point is 00:42:56 Of course, the state is doing it. I drove by the other day, and there's a woman in one of his orange vests operating a shovel who clearly did not know how to operate a shovel. This is an excavator like the front shovel? No, it's a fucking shovel you hold with two hands. Okay, okay. And I'm just like, as I drive by, I'm like, I bet
Starting point is 00:43:15 she's got health benefits and she's making fucking $15 an hour or something to poorly use that shovel while those two men sit over there and also do nothing. At least she was working. The men weren't doing anything. They were watching her use that shovel while those two men sit over there and also do nothing. At least she was working. The men weren't doing anything. They were watching her use a shovel. They're probably all doing the same amount of work and the men just finished in a third of the time.
Starting point is 00:43:32 That's possible too. They're shoveling. I feel like that happens a lot with those intersections and things. It'll start something and it'll take a year and then three years later after living in the same area, you'll drive by and you'll be like, I guess they just
Starting point is 00:43:45 decided no. They put down one lane, and then they're like, I'm not going out of here anymore until we get better pay with our union. They made the intersection one lane wider in both directions, and they added a turning lane. And it's like, you've had
Starting point is 00:44:01 orange barrels up that I have to navigate through since it was freezing outside. Like, what the fuck are you people doing? I guarantee, like, I could find a private contractor who could come in here and knock this job out in like a month tops. It irritates me when they stop working. Like, if they're working all that time, it's like, well, I guess I just don't understand road construction. It took them a day to turn it into what seemed like packed flat ready to pave dirt and then a year went by before the paving went down all right maybe i just don't know what
Starting point is 00:44:31 the hell i'm doing but when they turn it into flat packed ready to pave road and then no one's there except the barrels for a year like no you need to at least be pushing that dirt around or something like yeah i've heard that they'll do like sneaky stuff like the the contractors that the government gives the bid to or whatever will intentionally start projects way too early like before it gets too cold to pour concrete at like the you know allowed yeah yeah because if it gets too cold you can't board concrete and have it be like a code or whatever. I've heard some of these companies, bless you, a third time. I've heard they'll be like,
Starting point is 00:45:10 all right, we're going to start this project in August. Then it'll get to be December 12th. They'll be like, ah, we were so close, but it's freezing out. Sorry. We'll pick this up in four months. A lot of times they get big bonuses if they finish under budget and ahead of schedule a lot of times.
Starting point is 00:45:30 And it's lit. Well, it can't be that incentivizing because I've never seen it. Right? I think everyone just high bids the time for completion. All the construction companies are in cahoots together. This is like some Tony Soprano fucking job they're pulling on them like you like i didn't really understand stood the like the stuff on the sopranos when like they're like messing with the unions and stuff and like putting in no bid contracts and and and stuff like that i don't i don't really understand
Starting point is 00:45:59 the ins and outs of that but clearly they're ripping the government off for tens of millions of dollars by like lying about how hard or easy a job actually is i i used to work and i mentioned before railroad construction company we built railroads as you'd guess and then roads like street roads and if you saw the letterhead it would make sense rails and roads and uh i never got exposed to that but i knew it was there and i was i was sometimes like nudge the owner of the company. He wasn't that big. I'd talk to him now and then. And I'd be like, is there mob activity? Like we're unions doing work in New York and New Jersey.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Come on. And he was Italian, the owner. And I just, he never like, no, he didn't tell me anything good or juicy, but there was a vibe about it. Like, you know, is there like ever mob activity that we have to work? And he's like, eh. You know, like, you know, just like, you know, give me sort of a non-answer. I've told you, I want you to call me Vinnie the Scoop.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Because I drive the fork You know whatever the fuck Yeah I just there just had to be There had to be This is like the 90s I mean that's probably where the Sopranos got their motivation Or from the previous decades
Starting point is 00:47:19 Of crime Yeah One of those moments inspired it I would like a 1920s gangster movie i would like to see that done really well yeah i'd like that genre back that's a really fun one like a story they're talking like this yeah now let's let's redo it but more badass i'm the the the irishman is going to be great. I'm really looking forward to that. I don't know anything. Can you lay it out? Yeah, it's
Starting point is 00:47:49 Robert De Niro playing the Irishman. It's Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci, Al Pacino, Martin Scorsese is directing. Bunch of Irish assholes.
Starting point is 00:48:05 It's not called The Italian. No, it's based on a book that Chiz has read. Chiz is very excited about it as well. It's going to be on Netflix. They paid a lot of money for it. Chiz reads a lot. I don't know if he reads every kind of book, but oftentimes when these movies
Starting point is 00:48:21 come out, Chiz has read that book. He does know how to read. He's a rapid reader. I know how to read, but I don't read very much. I'm in book three of that series that Harley recommended. Yeah, yeah. It's all audiobooks, so I don't think it's as prestigious to have...
Starting point is 00:48:37 But yeah, I'm digging it. It's a smart person's book, and they have these... In a nutshell, it's an alternate future of the earth or even an alternate present. And they ping these aliens. The aliens come. And now there's all sorts of like alien sociology and psychology and dealing with it. And like this dark forest theory, which I'd never heard of before as to why we're not like interacting with other
Starting point is 00:49:05 people because it's dangerous dark forest this universe and as soon as they find you they they get you and they kill you so there's all these other like societies out there just trying not to be found that's and just different ways on like how to achieve uh like what it would be like if we could get to like one fit one percent of light speed and and the things that they have to work through i'm not laying it out very well but it's incredibly interesting and i find that it's not that i'm not smart enough to understand it i'm getting it all but i can't listen casually like i have to be like yeah all right oh right i feel like i want to fast they pieced it where the aliens get there.
Starting point is 00:49:45 Oh, they're there. Oh, okay, cool. Independence Day, they didn't spend a lot of bullshit time. The aliens are there the first day. For example, the alien society can't lie. Their communication is like sharing brain waves. So because of that, they are all an open book and they're way more than advanced than us except we know how to lie so they come up with these like four they're called wall facers but that's not important and they're coming up with these devious strategies on how
Starting point is 00:50:19 they're going to beat the alien society in kind of a guerrilla way because we can't match them in tech and along the way they have to mask their true intentions you know so that you can't really tell like what they're up to and one of them flat out didn't want to be a wall facer he's like fuck it i hate this job i don't want it but he can't get out of it because that could be the lie right like we don't know like everything from the moment you're named we can't tell if you're lying or not so you can't get out of it because that could be the lie right like we don't know like everything from the moment you're named we can't tell if you're lying or not so you can't undo it so he's like all right here's my plan i want you to find like a really beautiful mountainside and put like a mansion on it with all the current amenities and i'll be living there it's part of the plan. And that's what he fucking does. But yeah, I don't know if I'd be spoiling it for people.
Starting point is 00:51:13 But it turns out he actually has a really great plan. But looking like a big fucking dick, living the life of luxury is part of it. I'm going to get a lot of women. Dude! Here are their names. He literally described his dream woman and then the the planet got on a mission to find her and they fell in love and had kids you know like it and yeah and it like what part of his plan was like all right we need like a
Starting point is 00:51:39 global tinder to find just exactly who I want. It's a fun book and you can see how different people would play it out and stuff. The Trailer Park Boys put out a new season. Set into the spectrum. Yeah, animated. The Trailer Park Boys put out an animated season and it seemingly
Starting point is 00:52:01 picks up right after the last season because at the end of the last season they all overdosed on mushrooms and and and they all started imagining there were cartoons in a jail cell and then this and now it picks up and it's all they can't get out of the animation so now there's animated oh that's why it's animated because they got on mushrooms and now they're in a trip and mr leahy died so so i think they've got somebody who could do like a leahy impression and so so he's still there of course um but but it's just as raunchy and filthy and dirty like one of the i can't remember which one it is like like the black
Starting point is 00:52:34 kid who's like who they're always fucking over like his arm gets cut off i think it gets bitten off by a bear or something but they've got the arm and they're trying to get it put back on kid but they've got the arm and they're trying to get it put back on kid yeah not j-rock because he's actually white yeah it doesn't matter he's one of the hanger-ons it's one of like it's uh i can't think of his name but he's they're holding his arm it's all purple and shit and the and for some reason they couldn't get the hospital put it on so they go to that like uh they go to the um one of their. They call him a caveman. I can't think of the character's names anymore. But he's a dentist by practice.
Starting point is 00:53:08 A bootleg dentist because they took his license away for pulling bullets out of Ricky. And he takes his pants off and shows them his cock. And it's gone. They're like, oh, God. What happened? He's like a bear bit it off and ate it. I'm so fucking horny. Ricky, I'm going to need you to fuck me.
Starting point is 00:53:27 If you fuck me in the ass, I will put that arm back on. And he's like, no way, man. No way. Come on, Ricky. We got to get his arm put back on. So he's got to fuck the black guy in the ass to save? He's got to fuck the dentist in the ass to get the black guy's arm put back on. Because the bear ate the dentist's dick. Jesus get the black guy's arm put back on. Because the bear
Starting point is 00:53:46 ate the dentist's dick. Jesus, Ricky, it seems you're pretty fucked. It seems like the black guy should do the fucking if he's getting the arm. Well, funny you should say that. That's a fair thing. Ricky's like, you come in here with me. This is all because of you. And so
Starting point is 00:54:01 Ricky's like, I'll finger you, but I won't fuck you. And he's like, alright, fine, fine. And so they go in the other room and after it's all said and done, the guy's like i'll finger you but i won't fuck you and he's like all right fine fine and so they go in the other room and uh like after it's all said and done the guy's like oh i came like four times he's like why didn't you stop me after once he's like you're so good ricky that's amazing and like so he sews the black kid's arm back on and they're like back at the trailer park talking and they're like i can't believe you did that ricky i can't believe you figured he's like ah, I used his hand. It was pretty dark in there.
Starting point is 00:54:26 So I just took the... And the kid goes, oh, is that why it smells so bad? I thought it was just rotting. Who's Ricky? Is he the one with the drink or the blonde? He's the red-haired guy. Red-haired guy, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:42 I don't know if I like the idea of that being animated, but now that I remember the Leahy death it kind of has to be you can't get rid of Leahy and keep that show going yeah I watched one episode of it I thought it was okay did you see that thing about how into concrete he is
Starting point is 00:54:58 yeah I watched him building he's like the sweetest guy and here's my theater I worked really hard on it oh lord I bet I laid that stone down 12 years ago but i never feel rushed it's just a lot of it's the process he just puts like a cubic foot of concrete down bit by bit until he built like a sea wall and a theater and it's like oh my god yeah that was really cool.
Starting point is 00:55:25 He seemed like a very genuine guy. What did he die from? Heart attack I had. What's the actor's name, Kyle? I don't know. I don't know what his name is. Mr. Leahy to me. John Dunsworth.
Starting point is 00:55:40 He died two years ago almost. Damn shame. He was a good man almost. Damn shame. He was a good man and a funny guy. Yeah, it's a funny show. He died of an undisclosed illness, according to Wikipedia. Oh, shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:53 Dun, dun, dun. I don't know. Maybe somebody took him out. A lot of these why were they filmings, it's very obvious why they were filming. Well, not this one, actually, because it was just a gas station that blew up out of nowhere. Okay, touche.
Starting point is 00:56:10 Why would you film a gas station? That seems like something based on films that you would see more often. Gas stations exploding. I think there's a lot of safety measures to prevent that from happening. I would hope so. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:24 You ever drive off with the pump stuck in your car? No. If I have. You have? What happened? Ripped it right off? Nothing broke. It just pulled it.
Starting point is 00:56:34 It just popped free. And I look back like, fuck, I'm an idiot. And got out and hung it back up. Did you tell anyone? Or were you like, all right, the hose looks okay to me. Someone saw me do it and they recognized me. What I missed?
Starting point is 00:56:49 I left the gas pump in my car and drove off. It was like, and it rubber bands and jerks out of my car and flops around back there. Gas isn't flowing. Is it in your car?
Starting point is 00:57:03 It didn't break either. It got pulled free and uh so nothing was broken or torn or even my car was fine too but like i got up and i was like looking around like fuck anybody see and this guy was like i was like i feel pretty stupid and i'm like i'll hang it back up and the guy fucking knew who i was it was all perfect yeah yeah right it can't just be an anonymous yeah it was a whole thing i felt so stupid doing that because i've seen that like sometimes it rips it completely off there's a quick release in the hose where it's like meant to detach yeah i think you're right yeah to prevent like something from breaking and then fuel spraying or whatever uh that would have been a
Starting point is 00:57:45 nightmare and i bet even if you pull the quick detach or whatever you got to pay for it like like i didn't want to i hope it goes back together without like parts right maybe i don't know it should be they should have a mechanism where you pull it apart and it doesn't leak and you can push it back together that's what you should be but uh but yeah i've only done that the one time and now i'm like forever more i've been like super cautious about that like i hung it up right yeah i bet people from oregon and new jersey do that a lot when they're out of state a ton a ton uh i've had people from new jersey together like i think this is the only two where you can't pump your gas right i yeah i don't know
Starting point is 00:58:25 about that i've had them call i've had a new jersey person call me and be like so how do you pump gasoline and i'm like are you fucking kidding me this is it like like this is what as a child personally my dad would be like pump the gas i'm gonna go in the store and pay for it like as an eight-year-old i'd be out there like pumping the fucking fuel were they young 22 yeah i just old enough to drive well i guess i was getting it is sometimes you turn it's 17 in new jersey get your license so you could go 17 19 without having done like a multi-state trip yet that's yeah but you've seen movies and and i i know. There's so few moving parts. And it tells you the whole way. Pay. Want to pay here?
Starting point is 00:59:10 Every once in a while it's not standard and people are like what the fuck? It's not hard. No, I don't want a car wash. No, I don't want a receipt. I go to this one gas station. It's a Sunoco and you have to press start
Starting point is 00:59:24 for it to start. It sounds simple, but I swear to this one gas station. It's a Sunoco. And you have to press start for it to start. But it sounds simple. But I swear to you, it's like an extra step. Like you've already pressed enter to tell it your zip code. And then you don't know why it's not working. And then the screen that you can barely read that's probably 17 years old. Sometimes I forget my zip code. Really?
Starting point is 00:59:42 Oh, because you move. Yeah. And I've got two different cards. Each one has a different zip code. Really? Oh, because you move. Yeah. And I've got two different cards. Each one has a different zip code. And it's like, I can't remember if this is that zip code or this is the other zip code. And then if you get it wrong twice, it's like, go see attendant. I just drive the fuck away. You just go to a different casting.
Starting point is 00:59:57 Tells me to go see the attendant. I'm like, well, you had your chance. You're not getting, I don't want your fuel anymore. I've definitely done the thing where I like sit there like an idiot, like your start button thing, except never with a start button, where it's like you're just on autopilot. It's like, all right, card, selection, pull, plug it in, pull the handle.
Starting point is 01:00:15 Three minutes on my phone and be like, what the fuck? Oh, I need to flip up the plastic receiver on it. So I grew up in Jersey, and we always felt a little spoiled, babied. Like we liked it when other people pumped our gas. And now that I've moved out of Jersey, I only like it in rare situations,
Starting point is 01:00:40 like when it's sleet and yucky out, which is like nine months a year. Do you ever tip that guy? No, no, that's not something you would do. Yeah. I would be compelled to tip him.
Starting point is 01:00:50 Yeah, that would suck. I don't want to feel compelled to tip. I can hear where you're coming from. I don't want to be in line. Like if there's like one guy going around plugging everybody in and I show up sixth, I just have to stand there.
Starting point is 01:01:02 I told you, I said before on the show, I got scolded by an oregon gas station attendant when i was driving through there when i lived out at west and stopped and just unthinkingly just like started to do it on my own and the guy came out and like stopped me it was like you gotta legally you gotta let me do it yeah yeah it but so i agree i hate waiting now now there's very few situations because i when i do it of course it's instant i pull right up and it starts going when i have to wait for some jackass to
Starting point is 01:01:31 notice me who's inside in the air conditioning that sucks when that guy has like four cars cooking at the same time and he's just not being as efficient as a person can be you know like why are you waiting watching that one fill when you could kick off a second one? Cause they only had $7 and 16 cents. So they should put those guys in the, those rollerblades that the waiters and waitresses at Sonic have. That would make it fun,
Starting point is 01:02:00 festive and a little faster and a little slippery. Three, the three apps, the three f's yeah the three f's of fuel the four f's throw in a funny because it's hilarious when they slip on the spilled gasoline and fire to the end because eventually there's going to be an accident that's like seven f's yeah i've lost count of the f's but fuck it it. This is a good idea. I'm putting this in my good idea Google Doc. By the way, I looked up the Jim Leahy death thing. I guess this is our last topic.
Starting point is 01:02:33 They didn't say what the death was, but the Sharp Eye guys on Reddit seemed to think that he sat down for almost all his scenes in the last season. I was like, huh. Yeah, poor guy. Kind kind of messes the show up it sucks when an actor dies that's part of a t that and it kind of ruins a show i can't think of other examples of uh actors dying oh john ritter uh when uh with that um that sitcom he had but they seem to do a good job no that was in the 70s yeah that's the john ritter oh i know he did a more recent one you're right yeah it was the one in the early 2000s uh and
Starting point is 01:03:12 they it actually kept going and did fine though they did a good job at like replacing him and and making it part of the story that yeah dad died but like uh usually when you lose your main character it's it like like like what was the that show uh two and a half men yeah whenever uh when charlie sheen was gone and they like had him die in a car accident like as the explanation for why he's gone or whatever it was like this is garbage now and they put ashton kutcher in there that was bad i that whole show is so cringe to me like and i'm not a guy who's sensitive to cringe But I'm just like what how fucking thirsty
Starting point is 01:03:47 Is this dude Every show seemed to revolve around him Trying to get some girl to pay attention to him He was fucking all those women It wasn't funny to me Yeah he did fuck a lot of those women But I don't know He was like a bowling shirt wearing playboy
Starting point is 01:04:04 Whose job was like writing bowling shirt wearing playboy whose job was writing jingles for commercials and products so he's always at home just chilling on the beach playing the piano. And he's Charlie Sheen. I liked it. Yeah, I wasn't... I don't know. I just didn't get it.
Starting point is 01:04:20 I didn't... whatever. And he had that... I guess it was his nephew? His brother moved in and the brother's son, his nephew. Yeah. Yeah. Well, everyone else liked it,
Starting point is 01:04:32 so I guess I'm in the minority. But I want to see Archer. I've just realized I'm behind by like two years. Don't bother. It's all dream sequences. He's still in a coma. That doesn't bother me. Hey, you like um trailer park
Starting point is 01:04:45 boys i think i liked it a little bit but it's it's still like this like they didn't change the format they just animated it you know like like with archer they're like he got shot let's go back to that let's let's see if we if he comes back to life out of that you know out of his coma and let's get back to being a fucking the world's greatest secret agent that's what i like in these other seasons let's fire up isis again you know i think isis is defeated so we should archer should be able to get it back i didn't like that they took isis down i didn't like that and started selling the cocaine season was fine for me but but honestly like like the dream sequence is garbage because all the characters are doing different things like they have different personalities like i like Pam being Pam.
Starting point is 01:05:26 Don't make Pam somebody else. Don't make Cheryl somebody else. I need to see it before I have my own opinion. Go for it. I want to say I... Well, I'm not sure. I may have seen one of the seasons. That's a dream sequence. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:38 But anyway, PKN 241.

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