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pkn 246 endgame is now the second highest grossing movie ever boom kyle called it he was like great
avatar so the way it works is avatar is 2.7 billion almost three uh endgame is like 2.1
and it passed like a cluster of movies like one of the star wars is i think force awakens titanic
and some others,
maybe another Marvel movie or two. We're all clustered right around that $2 billion mark.
So it has a little gap to get from $2.1 to $2.7. But my goodness, if it got $2.1 in two weeks,
it would get $0.6. It's going to do it. And forget about all the DVD sales. I guess that's
not factored in, but that's going to be huge. I think it's going to be
the biggest of all time, but James Cameron
must have seen this coming, because for the
last two years, he's been working on his next
project, which is not one, not
two, not three sequels to Avatar,
but four
sequels to Avatar, two of
which he's already filmed and are in the can
and are ready to roll out.
They are? I saw that today.
I saw a Twitter post where it was like,
Disney announces new Star Wars and new Avatars, and they're staggered.
Avatar 5 is going to come out in 2027.
Yeah.
And it's already played.
I probably have ranted about this before, but Avatar is interesting to me, right?
Because Star Wars Force Awakens, we've talked about that a bunch.
Endgame, Marvel movies in particular,
or in general, we've talked about those a ton.
Avatar somehow managed to be
the highest grossing movie
in the history of any universe we know of.
It's a mystery.
And it somehow is not part of our culture.
My only guess is... Is it because as a china i was about to say
i think it's asia because like like maybe in asia people are like quoting avatar and like paint and
kids paint their faces blue and put on fake tails and i mean they already do that but that's for a
whole different reason i i don't get it if my kids dressed as the stars of Avatar for Halloween this year, all the neighbors would say, and who are you?
Right?
Yeah.
But they could dress as Chuck Liddell and get recognized.
You know, with the mohawk and the Iceman shorts.
Much more culturally influential.
Let me ask you this.
Who's – I could ask you who the star of Avatar is, the actor.
I recognize him in a crowd.
I'll say that.
I remember what the man looked like.
All right?
I have no idea what the character's name is
Me neither
I'm like is it the same guy from Venom
I'm not even sure
I don't know who is the star
I do know the female star
The female star that he loves
Is Gamora
From Guardians of the Galaxy
The green chick
I'll CGI it up though
She's all blue Sam Worthington Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy, the green chick. Okay. I'll CGI it up though. Yes, yes.
She's all blue. It says Sam Worthington.
That's him, yeah.
I could pass this guy on the street
and I would have no idea.
Gamora's the green one, right? I got that right?
Yeah, that's her then.
Yeah, she's in a lot of stuff. She was also in Star Trek.
She's Uhura. She's hot.
But yeah, Avatar, I don't get it She's she was also in Star Trek. She's uh, uhura. Um, she's she's hot. Uh, but yeah avatar I don't get it
we've talked about it many times and I think it's sort of a
I think a lot of people have talked about the fact that avatar is that huge movie huge box office, but no cultural
influence really like
No toys. No like when I think star wars and look everybody knows I hate star wars for for all my reasons
and i'm not just trying to be like
the wars and look everybody knows i hate star wars for for all my reasons and i'm not just trying to be like the the one guy who doesn't like it or whatever i i genuinely just dislike it it's not
for me but i know all about it and i know about the toys and the different races and the species
and the lore and the backstory and all that shit's fucking cool to me it really is it's just the
story i don't care for but avatar to me to me, it's Fern Gully the movie.
And I don't know if you guys ever saw the cartoon Fern Gully.
Basically, it's the exact same thing.
It's the exact same thing.
It's also the same thing as the Smurfs.
It's the same thing as the Smurfs.
It's a bunch of elf people.
Fern Gully is a cartoon about a bunch of elf people who live in the rainforest.
You've got to go back far enough.
Woody, you remember Steamboat Willie, right?
Oh, yeah, sure, sure.
It's just like that i didn't care for the talking pictures but after a while i love the talkies now now i like my entertainment with five minutes of acting out silently and then
a placard of text call me old-fashioned that was like a real thing like in the switch from the uh silent movies to the talkies like
a lot of those big big i think uh buster keaton like one of the biggest stars in the world in
the silent movies they came out with the talkies and suddenly it was like this guy doesn't sound
like how i thought he would sound yeah this guy i'm done like he went through a bad depression
it was charlie Chaplin though,
who was able to make that fucking leap because they,
you'd never heard Charlie Chaplin speak.
You just saw his like physical comedic talent and the man could just look at
you and do a little whoop,
do whoop and you'd laugh.
And then he spoke and you're like,
holy shit.
Who is this guy?
This guy's got a voice.
Like,
I don't know if you've ever seen his speech in,
um,
about,
about war. Uh have it's amazing yeah if soldiers around the world will just join together and say no to
tyrants no to tyranny no to me he's like ranting with this powerful like it's like aragorn return
of the king fucking fucking theoden getting the writers pumped up death sort of
fucking great do the one where you fall on the banana peel i want to circle back to avatar but
there's a similar thing that happens on youtube i feel um when you said that you know when these
talkie guys you hear their voice and then suddenly they don't have the wonderfulness that you
projected upon them. On YouTubers,
I'll watch a guy, we'll say it's Call of Duty,
it doesn't matter what the game is, and I'm like,
this guy's badass. He jumps
out of second story windows, he kills
everyone he sees, he's amazing.
That's probably him in real
life as well. And then you see him
and that's not him
at all. He's short
and he's got weight issues and you can tell he's not him at all. He's short, and he's got weight issues,
and you can tell he's not popular in school.
It's like, ah, I see why you took this path
instead of joining the real Marines.
Over the years I got to meet,
I think all the YouTubers that I cared about and everything,
the one who I met and I was like,
well, you're the guy who plays the games.
You're the same.
Fucking Sandy Ravage.
I met Sandy Ravage, and he's like 6 like six three and a half like like good-looking guy like like smart like like charismatic
He clearly was comfortable in his own body standing there in packs or e3 or wherever the fuck we were like and very few of
The guys that you meet are anything like that and I'm not gonna call anybody for you know that sort of thing
But we know exactly who I'm talking about who's like like, you're talking about literally everyone, like almost everyone, almost everyone
in particular, you know, the one in particular who's like the baddest motherfucker out there.
And then you saw him and you're like, oh, shit.
Okay, shit.
Like, I'm just going to write it because I feel like I'm going to write it, too, because
I think it is coming.
I haven't met as many YouTubers.
Yeah, I got it.
It'd be mean to say anything, but I'm just saying that was the case.
And Beach Hills, I've been talking about Beach Hills.
And I'm not trying to...
Is he a...
He's a Rust user.
He's a Rust user.
Yeah, okay.
But he's good at all games.
He's one of those guys that's really good at all games.
I'm not sure why he's not more popular.
I dig him a lot.
He's not...
He doesn't look like...
The superhero.
The king of the world, you know? I mean, he's not some sort of mutant or anything. He's not – he doesn't look like the king of the world.
I mean he's not some sort of mutant or anything.
He's a regular-looking fella.
But he's not maybe what you'd suspect.
There's a lot of YouTubers like that that I watch a lot, like Rust Guys in particular, like Blueprint.
I showed myself in the second video I ever made just to pop that balloon right from the get-go.
I didn't want anyone to be so disappointed in who I really am.
I'm like, video number two is me doing, I think it is,
a real-life headset review.
It was about sound whoring.
I saw Wings' hands early.
Yeah.
I remember seeing his hands for the first time. Wings, he was less than full disclosure on where he was.
He said he was 6'4". He was kind of strong. He was this than full disclosure on where he was, right? He said he was 6'4".
He was kind of strong.
He was this and that.
And a lot of that stuff turned out not to be the picture that he was drawing.
He did it on camera prior to that, right?
No, no.
He was hundreds of videos deep before that.
Yeah.
Man, I did not remember that.
I didn't know he made hundreds of videos.
That was a real thing, though, now that I'm looking back.
Because now everybody who does video games games i don't watch those videos anymore
but when i see them in my suggested things there's always a face there like even if it's just like a
green screen little cutout there's always a face on there back in the day when you would like
see your favorite youtuber it almost was disappointing sometimes we were like oh
no no take this video down let me just believe
that you're the guy that's really cool that i thought you were that's where i was heading with
this like the youtubers that i'm watching now like like a lot of these uh these rust guys i'll watch
like their whole video catalog right i'll sit and watch like three hours of their shit and then i'll
come across their face reveal video and i'm like no no no thanks no thanks i i already have a uh a picture of of you right now
uh and i'm gonna keep that yeah i'm gonna keep that yeah if you put on that picture and you're
overweight and don't even have an eye patch i don't you know the silly things you imagine how
people look but uh talking about this this movie stuff i looked at you know how uh i think kyle
or one of you said it earlier
about how movies will do really well in China
even if they suck dick here.
I didn't know many examples
of that. The Mummy
from...
You know, The Mummy.
Tom Cruise or Brendan Fraser?
Let me make sure
this isn't the brand new one.
The brand new one was garbage was it bad
it literally killed the dark universe that they were yeah this is the it was is the brand new one
it made 31 million dollars here and like 350 million dollars in china because apparently
they like the mummy series uh triple x return of xander cage i've never seen a triple x movie it's got
first one ain't bad vin diesel in there he's like uh you know it's turned i'm actually gay in real
life you know all the things he says in his like goopy ass voice that made 44 million dollars in
the u.s over 300 bills in in fucking china fast and furious warcraft killed it in china apparently fast and furious is huge but it's not huge with me are you guys into that like no one i know is
like excited about it on the level they are of anything marvel i think maybe it's a much younger
crowd i think it's a younger like because maybe when the first one came out i thought it was
pretty cool i and like i was i was i i thought that car was cool. I had a friend that was super into cars like that.
So he kind of sucked me into the franchise.
Yeah.
I thought the first one was cool because like,
to me,
the whole,
the whole franchise has really been bastardized and,
and,
and like turned into some real garbage because it started out.
If you remember back,
it's Paul Walker and Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez.
And basically Paul Walker is going undercover to bust Vin Diesel because what does Vin Diesel do?
He steals DVD players.
Is that what he does?
He hijacks trucks full of DVD players.
This is the criminal mastermind that they are after.
I mean, shit.
Why did he run away then?
What was he going to do, four years?
Like, you're becoming an international outlaw over
this man has stolen five box trucks full of dvd players damn it chief that's hundreds of dollars
well you got to keep in mind this is like 97 when there were 800 a piece or something like that
it was probably two million dollars score but but in the but now first of all now it's a franchise where like it's almost like um like um
national lampoons how like there's like a spin-off version of it so now there's there's one where
there's a new movie coming out and it's the rock it's it's within the fast and furious universe
which now includes the uh the rock uh and the rock and jason statham are doing their own little
secret mission within the fast and Furious universe.
There's no car racing.
It's just them beating people up.
I watched the trailer for this, and I wanted to vomit.
They get to the end, and I'm not even joking.
They go back to The Rock's homeland, wherever.
They do where the Maori live.
Maybe New Zealand.
I don't fucking know.
Sounds right.
I thought it was from Florida. Yeah, but the character. Maybe New Zealand. I don't fucking know. Sounds right. I thought it was from Florida.
Yeah, but the character.
Oh, I literally thought you were talking about the rock.
Like the actor. Carry on.
So he goes to open up his weapons
cache. And him and Jason
Statham have to go kick some serious ass, right?
It's time to do that scene where you reveal all
the black rifles and grenade launchers and shit.
And they're all gone.
And now it's a bunch of axes and clubs and staffs.
And he's like,
mama,
where'd my guns go?
And she goes,
guns are bad.
They hurt people.
And Jason seems like that is true.
It was true.
And the rocks like,
yes,
we got to kick it old school.
And the next scene,
they all have these clubs and they're doing the Haka.
They're doing the, like toward their enemies and their enemies for some reason decide to honor this hand-to-hand
combat and there's just a big free-for-all melee where they're fighting what i'm guessing
the anchorman fight where they're just the honor they decide to fight internet these international
terrorists i'm guessing or like whatever a bunch of bad guys wearing all black who would normally have machine guns and helicopters decide to fight the rock also hand to hand.
And then there's another scene where the rock is in like a semi truck that's jacked up of course like a souped up semi truck chasing a helicopter.
So a semi can go off roading I'm sure.
And he takes a chain a huge chain chain, and he lassos the helicopter's landing gear.
It sounds like you're making this up.
And he's holding the semi truck with one hand
and the chain with the other,
and he's going,
and he's holding the helicopter back.
Captain America did that.
Captain America did that for a little bit.
Yeah, he struggled.
Until he was overexerted the rock is doing it and like it's not like the helicopter's pulling a little the helicopter's
like lifting the truck off the ground and he's the only thing tethering it to the truck he's
holding the truck he's like fucking samson apparently where but the kick is if he grows
any hair he loses all of his strength i guess i saw a trailer
and i thought it looked kind of fun we had the rock and jason statham they both enter a door
and they want to like they're like i pick a door and then they get like a vibe that the other side
like one is one bad guy and one is like nine and the guy's like i want to switch doors and he
wouldn't let him and then of course they beat them all up and they have to open this sensor that i
guess they is like an optical sensor.
So he slams his head on.
The red light turns green.
It clearly works.
The Rock takes his guy,
slams it, slams it, slams it,
like repeatedly slamming this guy's head
on the sensor.
And it's comical and it looks fun
and it's a silly action movie,
popcorn movie.
Same movie.
It's the same movie
and I liked the scene you're describing
where Jason Statham's slamming the guy's face over and over.
I'll have it backwards.
It was a good gag. It was funny.
And the audio's wonderful for it.
The other things I described, they'll also happen in that movie.
That sounds awesome.
I feel like I need to see it to judge it
because it's a popcorn movie, right?
If you told me that this was a serious cinematic venture
and someone's going for an Oscar,
then I'd say, man man this writing is terrible but if you told me it was supposed to be a fun night
where you take a date and barely pay attention maybe they hit the mark uh if you're gonna do
action nowadays you better step your game up to like a john wick level where like the actor is
totally committed and not only can he kick ass but he can like jerk tears and uh and i need to
it needs to be in a believable universe and and i don't like the over the top like unbelievable
action i've never liked it um like when you can't you can't out of fashion i'm kind of you're
winning me over like what schwarzenegger did you know machine guns that never ran out of bullets
like commando is in my head yeah that was that was a great 80s
movie but he's not the 80s anymore yeah and look i even that isn't as bad as some of the stuff
because the rock makes it like comedy and and and schwarzenegger's version of comedy was like
like like he he drops the guy off the cliff right and it comes back to the car and the lady goes
what'd you do with sully and goes i let him go like that's his
comedy right and that's funny you know he literally did like let the guy he's like remember sully when
i told you i'd kill you last and so he's like yeah you did you said that i lied he fucking drops him
it's great but like the rock's gotten a little goofy for me i like the rock in walking tall
you ever see walking tall is that
the one where he's walking tall in the beginning and he jumps off the building and then the two
funny guys are the secret agents no no no that's that's that's the comedy with will ferrell and
that's called the other guys is what you're referring to i thought that was funny walking
tall came out in like 2006 2004 2004 to 2006, somewhere in there.
And it's basically an Iraq war vet comes home, The Rock, and his town has a casino in it now.
And the casino is run by an ex-friend of his who's got some drug dealing going on in there.
It's a real nefarious place where girls get raped maybe.
I don't recall exactly.
Anyway, shit goes bad. The Rock catches them cheating him in the casino.
The bouncers don't know that the Rock knows the owner,
and they take him in the back with a box cutter,
and they cut him all up really bad in his stomach.
They carve him up.
And he recovers from all this,
and he goes back with a fucking 4x4.
Not a 2x4, a 4x4 post.
Walks into the casino and destroys the casino and
beats all the bouncers up within an inch of their life in the court case. Uh, he's in court and,
and, and it's like his turn to talk. And he's like, look, I did what I did and I do it again.
And if you elect, and if I, if I, if you find me innocent, not only am I going to, am I going to
become, am I going to run for sheriff? I'm going to become the sheriff and I'm gonna I'm gonna clean this town up and rid them of this
Kind of crime and they're like not guilty
And so he runs for sheriff Johnny Knoxville is his deputy and they go on this sort of like two-man
Rampage against like the the evil casino owner and and the whole kick is the rock won't use a gun
He carries a like when he shows back up his share four by four he's got
the four by four but he's carved it now like homer with that limb that got struck by lightning
he's carved it into a whomping stick that he just he'll just put it in the like gun rack of his
truck and he'll just get that giant club out he'll go to work the original lucille oh that ain't bad
rock makes a lot of movies i feel like at some point he saw samuel jackson and said hold my beer i'm gonna start making nine movies you
know what i like the rock because the rock is charismatic right you might not like his new
movie but man can that guy just control a crowd light up a room smile and make you like him
you probably haven't seen it but is it mo Moana, the Disney film? No? It's a cartoon?
Shit!
I've seen it. I've seen the Moana thing.
Yeah, and he sings in it, and he's really good!
He's really good!
You want a character that no one else could have pulled that off like he did.
I would have never seen it if I didn't have children, I think, but I do and I have.
I like The Rock. I wish he'd do different things with his career.
But I bet he's making an incredible amount of money.
I'm loving your deep dive reference with the Wonder Bat from season three of The Simpsons.
No problem, man.
Yeah.
That's great.
I should watch that again.
Yeah, that's a good episode.
But I like The Rock.
I would like to see him do different stuff, though.
I'd like to see him do a more emotional role, like a deeper role where he isn't just like the guy who smiles
and everybody's happy and everything.
I need him to be hurt.
And in Walking Tall, he gets hurt.
And I really liked that.
That was one of the first movies of his that I saw,
and I was like, this is actually a fucking good movie.
This is good.
And Johnny Knoxville is real funny.
Johnny Knoxville has a lot more acting range than people realize.
For sure.
Like even in The Ringer, when he wasn't being hilarious, pretending to be retarded.
2005.
He did have the little character arc at the end where he like got emotional and all that with the girl and everything.
The Ringer is when he pretends like he's retarded and joins the Special Olympics, but it's a lot like the South Park episode where Cartman realizes that
not only are they not
like pants-on-head retarded,
they're just disabled children,
but they're actually decent athletes.
And Johnny Knoxville
becomes friends with all these kids,
and the kids are played by kids with actual mental disabilities
and physical disabilities.
And a couple of them are very good actors.
The one kid with Down syndrome,
like he's got a lot of quips.
With the big Coke bottle glasses, he's funny.
He's very funny.
He's a good actor.
It's a good heartwarming, heartfelt movie
because of course he has a love interest
who's like, I don't know,
she works for the games too.
And then she finds out that, you know,
he's pretending like he's with her
and like bonding with her.
And then she finds out, he's like,
but actually though, I'm not retarded and I love you.
And she's like, what the fuck?
You're a monster.
You're a monster.
And he has to be like, no, no, I'm not.
Even though like.
Mosaic Down Syndrome is almost a ringer.
So I know about Mosaic Down Syndrome because my manager had a kid.
And if I recall correctly, his kid didn't look like he had down syndrome but did and it's a different kind of down syndrome well down syndrome
to my surprise is a spectrum thing right and some people get hit hard with it and uh and you know
their their muscle um firmness i'm there's a term for it yeah it's so bad that they just never have
any strength they never have any strength,
they never have any cognitive development, and it's rough.
Some people get it light.
Some people only get the look of it,
and they're actually pretty smart inside.
And some people get the vice versa of that.
So you're talking about this guy who had Down syndrome
and coat-foul glasses, but was actually a pretty good actor.
I bet he's not that dumb.
Yeah, remember the guy from Ozark the young man
Who has down syndrome but obviously
He's acting in Ozark
He's the son of the lady who owns the
Little gas station fill up
Yeah
You definitely see that a lot and then Merrill
Howard Kalin is somewhere
In the middle
Is he the guy that played Corky
Merrill Howard Kalin Is the chef is somewhere in the middle. Is he the guy that played Corky? Is he the one in...
Merrill Howard. Kalen is the chef
who was doing all that
food with the dirty chicken.
He had the public
access cooking show.
He's like, today we're going to make chicken.
He's cutting all this raw chicken up on this
board. He's like, now we're going to make salad.
He's making the salad on the same cutting board.
He's got raw chicken goo all over his hands as he's touching the salad it's like this is not safety but i liked about the
ringer rest in peace like the uh yeah r.i.p merrill howard caitlin but how he went into it not just
thinking he'd dominate physically but he's like oh i'm gonna have all these these retards wrapped
around my finger and within like the first half hour, he kind of figures out like, God damn it.
Not only did I not have control of these guys,
they're manipulating the fuck out of me.
Like,
so like he's getting outsmarted by them.
Cause they figure out that he's right away.
Like,
yeah,
they know they're like through the charade,
not retarded like us.
And he starts giving her,
they give him tips or he's like,
dude,
you're trying to grab her tit and you just look ridiculous
you're laying it on too thick nobody's gonna believe that do this and like then he's like
over the top retarded so he can grab some nurses big tits or something johnny that's how you do it
like look at howard he's a master that's funny it's because like you you go into it thinking
it's going to be the kind of movie where it's mocking the disabled really it's mocking johnny
knoxville more than anything and so get away with it yeah the disabled kids end up being the
surprising like like stars of that movie in a lot of ways they're they're they're all good actors
um despite their their shortcomings and uh and they're really funny and and not in a lot of ways they're they're they're all good actors um despite their their
shortcomings and uh and they're really funny and and not in a way that like degrades them i guess
or it's it's not me it's not like we're not laughing at them we're laughing with them the
whole way it's good i like that movie it's funny now that everyone looks at entertainment i know
that's an older film but people watch everything and they're sensitive to like girl power references social
justice warrior references sometimes they're not even there like i don't think aria killing the
night king was like a yeah i am woman hear me roar moment she was just aria it was just a bad plot
but there are a lot of people who were angry at game of thrones writers because they felt like
they were just bowing to letting a girl do it or something and and now i'm i'm pretty innocent of that with regards to entertainment but i'm super guilty with
regards to murder if you tell me that some guy just shot a church with nine people my first
thought is like who'd he vote for huh what was his motivation maybe not my first thought but it's in
my head it's just if I hear a bomb was sent
somewhere, I'm like, oh, which side of the political
spectrum was that bomber? Because
half of the times these things are motivated by
that worldview. Did the bomb
work? Yeah. Republican.
Yeah. Could be.
Or Muslim.
Ah, they're
also good at it.
That community is a very strong Republican base. Or Muslim. Ah, they're also good at it. They're good at it.
That community is a very strong Republican
base.
I need to Google that.
We are the right-wing
jihad!
Hillary Clinton will
never rule over us!
That'd be a
real, like,
what's that meme where the guy's like sweating
and there's two buttons
yeah
yeah I had no problem with Arya doing it
Arya was set up to be such a badass
I watched last night sometimes they take like
sword fights from movies and even
that silly stick fight we watched of those Polish
farmers and they put
lightsabers in their hands because that makes it cool.
I saw that, but it was Arya and Brienne.
And I had forgotten how good that sword fight was and how on her game Arya was.
It was just a little throwaway scene, but it was pretty good where you got to see that.
Because Brienne they've established as truly badass.
She beat Clegane, a woundedgane but you know she beat him the
hound um and then you know so we knew that brianne was was up there with the best sword fighters in
the world aria on the other hand like we knew she had spirit but we didn't know you know how well
she won v1 all we saw was also the champion struggled with the waif that's right she was
also the champion in renly's uh like like big competition to decide who would be his like uh like protector
or whatever like she beat um uh what's the the gay the gay ones well renly was gay but the flowers
yeah the knight of flowers he's also a badass his name is uh yeah marjorie's marjorie's
marjorie's brother I have so many thoughts
On Game of Thrones I will try to hold off
For two more days
We did a good job we haven't talked to anything current
We're reminiscing back to when it was good
Remember when they took the Knight of Flowers
The best looking man in the whole show
And carved his fucking head up
Good god that was awful
But he wanted
I'm thinking of Lancel Lannister
He volunteered for
that shit yeah oh man what what a great show that used to be his parents the lannisters are
habitually bad parents it seems like none of these kids are growing up well adjusted
like you're in the richest family on earth and you leave for a dirt rag cult with a star on your face that's that's a lifetime
decision how old was he though like 20 i i think he was like 20 he was supposed to be like a young
adult where i'm just saying at some point you stop blaming the parents right like like you know
if some 32 year old goes out and does a bad thing do you blame parenting or that guy?
and look the worst thing that happened to Lancel by my memory
was Cersei fucked him
a lot alright
I'll take that damage
but he didn't want to
do that he was one in the family who
was like you know I'm not going to say
anything about you and Jaime fucking but
you incorporating me into this is making me very uncomfortable.
And she's like, shut the fuck up.
I'll tell people you came on to me if you don't fuck me.
Whatever I want.
And he's like, okay, I guess.
Oh, you know what?
That rag cult is starting to look pretty dope right now.
I don't know.
I don't know.
If you're like Cersei Lannister, I think you'd be down. Dude, that's a
thing. So, like, you'd think
Game of Thrones would launch a lot of careers,
right? But by
taking 10 years, it
almost consumed a lot of careers.
Right? Like, the childhood
actors are not childhood actors anymore. Now they're
adult actors. Bam. That just happened.
Someone
like Cersei,
what's her next role? Unless she's going to
get these Queen of Hollywood
Meryl Streep roles or something.
She's done being anyone's
love interest. She's pretty
typecast.
And she's
older. I mean, she played a great
villain in Dread.
So long ago. Oh, she was in 300 that was long ago
too she was hot that was like five years ago 300 can't be five years no 300 is like uh like
they made a second 300 i think she was in the second one too uh i don't remember if she she
may have been in this i don't know the second 300 was really terrible so that's a bad example
really terrible really terrible um but i don't know. It's going to launch some careers
and some people will just be typecast. It's a mixture of both.
Obviously, Sophie Turner is in the new...
I think it's going to be awful.
Sophie Turner was in X-Men
before Game of Thrones, I think.
Who's...
Emily Clark, I'm thinking of her. Amelia Clark.
Amelia Clark.
She's a bad actress.
Oh my god, a bad actress.
I'm not going to say the scene.
Okay, yeah, bad actress.
Look, she's a bad actress.
And look, she does a fine job at playing the Khaleesi.
All right?
But if you watch her outside of that role that we know her as,
she's just bad.
Like, she played Sarah Connor in a Terminator movie recently.
And it bombed so badly that they were just like,
well, we had a trilogy planned,
but now we're just going to do a whole different thing
where the real Sarah Connor played,
like Linda Hamilton comes back, who's 50,
and Arnold Schwarzenegger comes back,
who's like 70, and they'll make a movie.
Those are like accurate ages.
Yeah, they are.
He's older than 70.
Because Amelia Clark was so bad it was
such terrible casting for amelia clark to be sarah connor because sarah connor is one of
science fiction's heroines she's one of the baddest women in sci-fi there's like ripley from
and anybody who's who goes on about how like women have been like misrepresented or they're always
like damsels in distress watch fucking alien watch fucking sigourney weaver be a badass bitch for like a
whole slew of movies and all right a couple of first of all they're 61 and 71 i think i just
looked up 62 and 71 so about right um and yeah dude so there's two kinds of badass women you
can have fake ones which i'm cool with right you can be a badass women you can have. Fake ones, which I'm cool with, right? You can be Captain Marvel.
You can be, you know, like Arya Sansa.
This is a fantasy sci-fi.
Everyone can do that, right?
That's cool.
And then if you're a real-life badass like Ripley,
that I'm down with too.
All she had to do was, like, carry a gun, express bravery,
rock that, like, mech warrior thing.
They never had her beating androids in arm wrestling with no reason to.
No, she never beat up a man.
She never did anything outside
of like what her physical capabilities were.
She was just brave
and she was cool and calm under pressure.
When everybody else melted down
and literally froze in fear,
most of the time anyway,
she showed bravery,
which is like, she's terrified.
Of course she's terrified, because the
xenomorphs are terrifying, but
bravery is like working through that
terrification.
Works for me.
The terrification.
I wouldn't be surprised if you said that at some point.
They were like, Mr. President, actually, it's the war
on terror. When you said he he i thought you were doing wings
imposed upon you you are terrificated yeah and linda hamilton linda hamilton in my memory for
my memory was the first woman to ever get beefy for a role like like in in terminator one she is
the damsel in distress and she needs saving by Kyle Reese from Arnold
Schwarzenegger's Terminator.
It's more of a horror movie.
And,
but,
and he sort of trains her as the movie goes on and he tells her like,
there's a day coming when like we have to fight for mankind.
You,
you know,
your son is going to be the savior of mankind.
Then he dies.
And she's,
she's like,
Oh shit,
I'm pregnant with the guy who told me about this kid.
And she's like,
well,
my mission in life now has to be the train the trainer for him that kyle was for me i have to raise a son to be a soldier
and the only way for me to do that is to learn how to be a soldier so she got boyfriends wherever
she could who were these badass motherfuckers and got them to teach her so she could teach him
and by terminator 2 she's in that psych ward doing chin-ups with the like ripped as fuck her back she looks like a
ufc fighter she's as muscular if not more so than like rose namajunas or yoana before her i think
you're right i was scanning the the the steel cage up here yeah rusty and full of holes the old
woody imdb yeah and man who was a badass girl before now i'm sure there's been action heroes um so if
you yeah if you go back to aliens actually it was prior to her well ripley ripley didn't get
get bulky though until like maybe uh alien three she was kind of jacked um and but that was kind
of bad um but but uh if you go back there was an arnold schwarzenegger movie i don't remember if
it was might have been conan the barbarian it was where there is a black chick in there with like a like
like her like half her ass is showing all the time maybe three quarters like just the middle part is
covered and she's got like a a mohawk and she is ripped she's like a a real amazon uh and uh and
but but you know that was a weird kind of movie she wasn't doing a lot of acting but that was a weird kind of movie. She wasn't doing a lot of acting. But this was a case
of an actress becoming that. Whereas I think the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie was more like,
here's a super athlete we can put in our movie, which is what they did with Schwarzenegger
anyway. I was going to knock women for a moment for rarely doing what Christian Bale and lots
of other people are doing. Joaquin Phoenix? How close am I with that?
Joaquin. Joaquin Phoenix for
The Joker. He's done a little body transformation
there. But how many women
do body transformations? Bridget Jones Diary?
I thought...
Actually, we only want one kind of woman, right?
As hot as you know how to be.
That's true.
Yeah. If a woman
gained like 70 pounds for a role,
people's reaction would be like, oh, gross.
Or if they got like anorexic looking.
Look at the dedication.
Stuff his face for five months.
Renee Zellweger gained, I'm going to say 40 pounds for Bridget Jones Diary.
She went from a size 2 like maybe a size 14.
She got big for that role
because her character is supposed to be big.
Who did that?
Renee Zellweger.
Is she the one from Show Me the Money?
Who's the?
Yes.
Yes.
Jerry Maguire.
That's what I'm looking for.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I know of her.
Yes.
She got some plastic surgery. She's looking a little odd now. I know of her. Yes. She got some plastic surgery.
She's looking a little odd now.
You know who?
So I feel like I'm one of the more forgiving people of people that age in Hollywood, right?
Because people age.
Hollywood actors and actresses are not immune to aging.
Shelley Long.
Do you know what she looks like now?
She played Diane in Cheers.
She hardly looks like Shelley Long anymore.
She aged
poorly.
I'm going to look for a link.
I'm going to get you a before and after of Renee as well.
Shelley Long
2019.
I did 2019
Shelley Long.
The second one.
The one with her in front of the blue background I clicked on the link link
Oh I just went to images
Me too but if you click on it you can't see it
So we'll have to flip back one
Renee became a different person
Well I mean Cheers was the 70s wasn't it 80s 80s okay she just doesn't look like an old version
of her oh i see it in there i see it in there right but the bangs don't help
unless you had bangs in the show so people i'm looking for a young her. It's the jaw that changed.
She had such a, it's a beautiful, well-defined jawline.
And then now it's just, I mean, that happened.
Not a great look.
I mean, she's older than me.
This makes her look like nothing.
Check out Shelley Duvall from The Shining.
Oh, no, Shelley.
Tragic actress Shelley Duvall has hit
rock bottom.
Do I have to look at the video?
I just linked it in here. There's just a photo of her.
You don't have to watch the actual video.
You can just see the picture.
The only way you can even tell
it's the same person is the teeth.
Oh.
I can't show it to people.
Her teeth were jacked up back in back in the day though they've always been
jacked up and do my best and they weren't even jacked up she just had big teeth i mean i'll
share x like clip it and then just give you that link if you want that would be great yeah yeah
then i'd be able to because if you click on the page he linked it doesn't have a picture on it sorry
find it uh i'll have it in just one second yeah kyle's on it says she wants her career
comeback well i did sorry shelly i don't think that's gonna happen unless kathy bates dies
and that vacuum opens up you're nah you're kathy bates is much hotter than her kathy bates is also a
fantastic actress she sure is shelly devol was an amazing actress like like if you go back to see
how um uh how she was treated on the set of the shining like i was watching some behind the scenes
the other day and she's very emotional like she's having a hard time and uh um stanley kubrick and
i guess some of the cast the the crew are crew are like, it's going to be okay,
Shelly. All right. You know, we're gonna, we're going to shoot for a couple more hours and then
you can go back to the blah, blah, blah. And, and, uh, Stanley Kubrick comes in. He's like,
don't, don't you sympathize with her? You stop that. That's no good for your performance. And
she's, she goes, and it is no good for you. And she's like, yes, it is. It makes me feel better.
That's the problem do not
sympathize with her he wants her like strung out and emotionally distressed as she goes into the
acting play like because you know it's the scene where like nicholson is hacking through the door
and she's like holding the butcher knife ah i see both sides of that you know like it uh i don't know i don't want anyone to suffer but sometimes did
the same things yeah and the birds he had that blonde lady whose name escapes me um she was
actually being attacked by birds in one of those scenes like she's in a room with birds pecking on
her and stuff and she's flipping out and he also was always trying to fuck his leading ladies and
he you know he was a slug monster.
Oh, slug monster just meaning he's ugly and fat.
Yeah. You know, do we have any sympathy for the fat rapists
of Hollywood? They're just using the
tools they have. Depends on the amount of talent
they've got.
It's all
on the spectrum.
I've
heard that for music music too, right?
Like, I don't know if, like, shit, who's a, Carly Jaspin, who's saying Call Me Maybe?
If we found out she was horrible, Carly Rae Jaspin maybe, I don't know.
We just cast her aside.
It'd be no problem.
But with Michael Jackson, we've got a real problem on our hands.
You know?
Because he did some brilliant music along the way.
R. Kelly.
R. Kelly's done some terrible shit.
Chris Brown.
Chris Brown has done some horrible things.
But his music has been good enough that, you know, he's...
I've got a problem with Chris Brown.
I can't get any writing done with you coming in here and eating in my ear.
That's so good. I love that
scene where he's
backing her up the stairs and she
has the bat. Give me
the cake. Give me the cake,
sweetheart.
I'm not gonna
hurt you. I'm gonna bash your brains in with it
that is such a good i need to re-watch that movie oh it's great one of my favorites one
of my absolute favorites uh have you ever seen the documentary about it
no no but i the to your point earlier about this the kubrick thing he was apparently like hitchcock
and that he did that in a ton of his
movies where he would intentionally like stress out and antagonize actors to try if they were
meant to be stressed out and antagonized in the middle of it to try and I think Hitchcock was
even worse about it. Hitchcock was very bad. He would actively like borderline commit crimes
like be like I'm gonna stage like a robbery of this person's trailer to get him really stressed
out before the scene
it's like honestly like i am an actor just just tell me my direction
i like to think kevin spacey was doing that they were potential actors i understand but you know
he wanted to see how they looked under stress young boys my understanding that frank underwood
was a pedophile. I'm a method actor. Much like Daniel Day-Lewis.
Do you think I derived any bit of pleasure out of molesting
those boys? Well, then you don't know me
as well as you thought. I've been watching
these videos of Kevin Smith
doing what I won't call stand-up. He just tells
stories about his Hollywood experiences.
And he's talking about what
a douchebag Bruce Willis is.
It's so fun to watch like like
him talking about being on scene with bruce on set with bruce willis because he directed the
movie called cop out which is bruce willis and um oh that black guy from from um oh what's his
fucking tracy morgan and it's bruce wasn't tracy morgan buddy cop movie and like like like kevin
smith just couldn't direct this guy because he was so outrageous. And I guess like they were having some kind of an issue also about like the next Die Hard movie.
I know this.
And there was just a really funny moment, which I didn't think was a douchebag moment of Bruce Willis.
I thought it was a cool moment where like Kevin Smith was hearing them talk about the problems with the writing in the Die Hard movie.
And he's like, look, give me a laptop, a couple hours, and I'll fix this.
And he's like, get a laptop.
And so they get him a laptop, and he
fucking writes all this shit that they
needed, this scene to pump up
this one character in the new Die Hard movie,
and they send it off to the executives at
Fox or Paramount or wherever it is,
and hours go by, they don't call back. Finally,
they call back, and they're talking to Bruce,
and they're like, we don't like it.
It's this is no good.
This is supposed to be funny.
You know, this is supposed to be funny.
And Bruce is like, oh, OK, let me ask you this.
Who's your second choice to play John McClane?
That's what I thought.
He knows his market value.
It's the most like I'm glad that Kyle got it right
because it's exactly what he said
who's your second choice to play John McClane
and you're just like
after you it does fall off quite a bit
this is like Die Hard 3
he's a couple in
you're kind of the crux of the series
if I tell you
that John McClane
wants to become a Russian ballroom dancer,
you're going to send that script to me, aren't you?
And they'd have to.
They'd be like, well, now it's about a Russian ballroom dancer.
Talk about aging in Hollywood.
I feel like Bruce Willis did it right.
What Bruce Willis did is he turned 40 at around 28, right?
And then he just stayed there for the next 25 years.
He's a bald, tough guy in his late
20s, and then he just hovered
there. He had a nice,
long action movie career
because that's him.
I like there was a part, even in that Kevin
Smith thing, where Kevin had wrote into that stuff
he was typing up, like where the bad guy calls
Bruce Willis cue ball, and
Bruce Willis' writer is there with him like looking
Over his shoulder like like giving him pointers and stuff. He's like ah
You don't remove that so what what they're insulting each other going back and forth
Yeah, but Bruce insults you you don't insult Bruce and especially not about the hair. Yeah, really hair
Not you mean he doesn't like his iconic look
Well, this is at the point where he's bald. This is like Die Hard 4, where he's full-shaped head.
Oh, that was like the Honeymooners he got bald.
What was the show he was on?
It was the Honeymooners, I think.
I think the Honeymooners is the one where Honey, I'm home.
I like Blind Date.
A big fat guy.
You ever seen Blind Date?
I've never seen that, no.
Blind Date is where he goes on a blind date with Kim Basinger.
Gorgeous, beautiful woman.
And he can't figure it out.
He's like, why have they...
She's like, you know, I have such a hard time dating.
And you just keep getting these signals that like,
there's something wrong with Kim Basinger.
And this is like 80s Kim Basinger.
She is incredibly beautiful.
And they're having a wonderful day until she starts drinking and alcohol sends
her into like this insane zone where she ruins the night to the point where he's in jail and his car
has been destroyed and he's been fired from work on one date on one date he gets fired from work
his car which is like a nice mustang is destroyed and he is in jail beaten up. That was the night for him.
Blind Date is a good movie.
It's a good movie.
We watched The Fifth Element last night.
We did a group watch of The Fifth Element
with Bruce Willis.
I haven't seen the first four.
He's bald in that.
That movie was forever ago.
Well, he's not bald.
He's got the thing right here that's his trademark.
He's got that...
He's got a little hair in this.
This is 97.
It's only like 22 years ago.
Yeah.
I need to see it.
When I hear bald, I mean, at this point, he's embraced it and it's like shaved.
Yeah, yeah.
He's got a shaved head.
But he had that piece of hair in the middle, whatever you call that, for decades.
What was that movie called again? The Fifth Element. piece of hair in the middle, whatever you call that, for decades.
What was that movie called again?
The Fifth Element.
Mila Jovovich, Gary Oldman,
Bruce Willis, obviously,
and oh, who's the other one?
I can't think of it, but Gary Oldman does a
kick-ass job. Actually, you're right. He has way more
hair in this than he does in my memory in that.
Damn!
Who is that? Is that Chris Tucker who does that, or is that Aziz? They both do that. He still has more than a five head in this than he does in my memory in that damn who is that is that chris tucker he
does that or is that a z's that's damn do that he still has more than a five head in this like
oh yeah i'll link it when i'm looking at but mila is hot as fuck in that movie dude
the perfect specimen yeah um mila jovov jovovicvovich. He's 43.
Patrick Stewart talked about losing his hair.
And he was like, like everyone would ask him, like,
you're this sexy bald guy.
You own the baldness.
You do the, you get question after question about being bald.
And he's like, look, stop it.
It was the most traumatic thing that ever happened to me.
In my 20s, my hair fell out.
I am what I am. Let's move on and you can go back to dune and and i need to look up what your dune came out he's has the same hairline in dune as
he had his captain picard dune came out and wait it's coming out in 2020 so i guess that's
65 apparently wow or maybe that was the book maybe that was the book
i'm sorry it's 84 i'm stupid i'm stupid yeah it's 19 in 1984 he had the same hairline he had his
captain picard which was actually only like six years later but still uh it it went early and it
was gone and it wasn't a bad look for him he's a a great looking bald man. Dude, he's just good looking.
So you could rock that, right?
In the same way that like,
terrible clothes look good on models.
Yeah, everything looks good on her.
Yeah, Dune is being remade.
I've been talking about this.
You've been very excited about Dune.
Yeah, and you explained the combat.
It's the best sci-fi ever written i think maybe
i hope i like it i i was forced to read the book at a time that i was too young to read that but
it was seventh grade and seventh grade woody wasn't particularly a very good student on top
of that i i don't think that it's a book for whatever 11 year olds isn't it a very violent
book yeah yeah absolutely i was was barely keeping up with it.
I'm like, something about spice
that everybody wants.
I hope I pass this terrible quiz.
A little hate for Dune was planted in me
as a child. This movie is starting in a hole.
Yeah, Dune spans
34,000 years of
recorded history that's all fiction that starts with earth
and goes with us populating the stars um and uh you know inventing all this basically
the movie was originally like there was originally like a five or six hour cut it got shaved down to
a couple hours the movie's not very good We're all very hopeful for the new movie.
What I like is 34,000
years of history. That's going to take more
than 90 minutes to tell.
I'm not going to be able to pop in and pay a little
bit of attention. I'll miss whole eras of history.
They focus on a
very small part of that.
What I mean is,
for example, Game of Thrones,
you can go back to the Andals and the First Men and all that shit.
But that's not in the show and that's not in the books, right?
It's just part of the history and the mythos of the whole thing.
But Dune is more about the struggle for the desert planet Arrakis, also known as Dune, where the spice melange exists solely there.
And the spice extends people's lives to like double normal it gives them like abilities
in some cases it allows warp
travel to any instantaneous travel
to any part of the galaxy it's
very sought after and valuable and whoever controls
that planet they're
calling the shots and it gets given to these
Atreides the Atreides
dynasty family whatever and
then there's a big coup it's very Game of Thrones
like in a lot of ways.
I wish they didn't call it spice.
Because 11-year-old Woody wondered why it was important really at all.
Yeah.
It's like saffron, but tastes even better.
Yeah.
It's like pepper.
I don't know.
Isn't there enough to go around, guys?
Yeah.
You guys are really, I don't know, take some risks and go through long efforts to avoid bland food.
And Paul Atreides is like the chosen one.
He's like a mix between Luke Skywalker and Professor Xavier.
Like he's just this blue-eyed, literally glowing blue-eyed, like superhuman.
It's good shit.
Because he ate so much spice.
Yeah, because he was in the spice environment so long and to such a high
concentration and also he's literally like genetically like predisposed to be a superhuman
like because of selective breeding and there's a lot that went into making paul atreides the
badass motherfucker he is he's like the perfect human i'm reading a new book reading as in
audiobook yeah it's called the name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss.
It's pretty good.
Probably it's well-known.
I don't really know books that well.
But this book is epic, and it's 27 hours long as an audiobook.
The guy that recommended it to me consumes a lot of content like this.
He says it's the best one he's ever seen.
I kind of wish it would turn into a movie.
There's a lot of good source material out there that i wish more people were into yeah i i hope i'm i thought hbo was going to be picking up the dune thing but then someone corrected me
and told me that it was going to be a movie uh going forward hbo do not go picking up series
thinking that ger martin is going to finish it in time.
Because he won't.
Yeah.
But maybe pick up something that's already been completed.
Yes. Like, you know, something that someone's already finished up.
What?
So there's not some.
You know the Western one?
I think they say maybe Motherfucker a ton.
You know, it's older than that.
Oh.
Blood something?
Deadwood.
Deadwood is it.
Why didn't that finish? You cocksucker. All right. So he got. All right. Sowood. Deadwood is it. Why didn't that finish?
Deadwood got cancelled
back in the day on a bit of a cliffhanger.
We've talked about how much we hate the cliffhanger
because it was very...
It wasn't meant to be cancelled.
No. They're making a movie though.
HBO is making a movie.
It's coming out soon-h and they've got all the
timothy oliphant the guy who plays the sheriff who's like a badass is back i thought that the
actor who played swearinger died but i saw him in the preview for this so maybe it's a flashback a
cgi character or maybe i'm just stupid and the motherfucker didn't die but they're making a movie hbo is uh and and it's coming out
soon-ish like maybe this year and the and the new series from hbo that's also been promoted a good
bit lately is the watchman they're making a watchman series i didn't hear anything about that
well it's in the previews for game of thrones is that a big uh fan base that like the watchman
is it a marvel movie or it's dc it's it's within
the dc universe um but it but it's sort of it's sort of an alternate reality like it like
batman doesn't exist in this world um it's it's a whole different thing it's very dark
um uh i don't know if you've ever seen the movie but there's yeah i thought i mean i haven't seen
it since it like probably within a year of it coming out,
but I remember at the time thinking it was pretty good.
Yeah, I like it.
I like it a lot.
I think Woody and I both like it a lot,
and we prefer the extended version
where you get to see the blue guy's dick,
and, you know, it's a lot longer.
That's the only version I've seen is with the guy's dick.
Good, good.
You want to see that?
That's what they had in theaters.
Okay.
Well, maybe the extended version gives more than the dick.
Maybe it gives some other stuff, too.
Just additional dick.
They add a couple inches. I looked it up.
I wanted to know. Ian McShane is the
actor's name, and he's not
dead, but he's 76.
Okay, cool. I thought someone key
to that show died.
It's possible. Now, it was hard to look up
because Swearinger turns out to be a real person.
I'm like, died in 1904.
This doesn't compute.
They got him.
Then how did he play this role?
Yeah.
So yeah, there's a couple interesting properties.
And then I've mentioned that Halo thing
is being made into a a series by showtime
that's a game i want to play kyle has got me invested in the story i want to play co-op with
colin that's the experience i'm looking forward to and it just feels like it's taking forever
i mean you can play it on xbox if you want it that's not the experience i'm looking for like
how and i are both kind of keyboard and mouse gamers right now cool and uh that's where we
want to be it'll be a while and then you'll have to wait for the second one and then the third one but but it's a wonderful story they made it seem like
i can't get release dates but i had it in my head it was all night 2019 i think i i had that in my
head too and maybe that's the case um you if you if you want to just watch it like a movie you can
watch all the hd remastered cutscenes on YouTube and it's like 40 minutes.
I even searched it and found it and decided not to, but I might go back on that.
It's real good.
Yeah, I might go back on it.
If nothing else, maybe
if I knew it better, if I wasn't seeing it for the first time
then I could help Colin enjoy it too.
Yeah, it's good shit. It's a wonderful, wonderful
story. It's my wonderful, wonderful story.
It's my favorite video game story.
Yeah, I don't know.
We played... There's a new game called Mordow,
which is like chivalry.
It's the new chivalry.
Oh, we heard about it on...
Spider Pig was talking about it.
Yeah, yeah.
Spider Pig got me to buy it.
We played a little bit last night,
really late into last night.
I don't know.
If you like chivalry, you'll like this.
First person slasher, I guess?
Medieval combat.
There are many classes, and you can even do a custom class.
Name a medieval weapon, and it's there.
There's rapiers and long swords and daggers
and cleavers and bows and arrows.
Is it $60?
$30, $35 35 something like that um it's pretty cool in the preview i didn't used to be very price sensitive on games you know because i always felt like i got a lot of value out of them
but now that i buy a copy for colin it's like 120 this better be good yeah yeah and then you
feel obligated like you give it the benefit of the doubt even if you don't like it that much like okay i guess this is all right this is all right i definitely
don't want to feel like an idiot there's a new borderlands coming out and we were just so so on
it and probably you guys is like intelligent adults don't think the gun system is very complicated
but for colin it is you know for him to be like all right this mech's mission is going to have a
lot of robots so we're going to have to have like, all right, this next mission is going to have a lot of robots,
so we're going to have to have acid weapons.
This acid weapon is not as good as that fire weapon,
but in this mission it's better because robots don't care about fire.
There's a lot to know.
So I was always managing two people, and it wasn't a good fit.
Yeah, Mordau is difficult to play.
There's a lot of parrying and countering,
and it has to be timed perfectly.
You have to wait until their sword is on the way to parry,
but they can fake an attack.
So they'll like, eh, and you'll parry,
and then they'll, sasa!
And it's very high-level combat. You'll get into these 1v1s with a guy that'll last like 40 seconds,
which is an eternity in a sword fight.
And he'll just pump.
I'm not good at it.
Yeah, this looks difficult.
I'm just watching the tutorial part, and it looks hard.
I played the tutorial, and I accidentally killed my horse.
I was like, oh, just like the horse at Skyrim, huh?
I went off a rock that in real life was maybe eight feet.
But in a video game, you're like, eight feet is nothing.
The horse fell dead.
And they don't give you another horse.
And the trainer is like, come on, hop on your mount.
Let's see what you can do.
And I'm like, the mount's dead, sir.
Come on, hop on your mount.
Let's see what you can do.
And I'm looking at the dead horse crumpled on the ground and looking up at him and looking at the horse and looking up at him. I'm like, hop on your mount, sir. Let's see what you can do and i'm like looking at the dead horse crumpled on the ground and looking up at him and looking at the horse and looking up at him i'm like let's see what you
can do that's all he's got did i catch you in the dome too many times all right i'll hop on but i
don't see where this is going that is the opposite of skyrim because like i i think they fixed it
kind of quickly with a patch after skyrim first came out but there was
like no fall damage when you were on a mount for a while and so you could just like be up there
talking to the gray beards you know a trek that took you 30 minutes of frost trolls and getting
up there and then once they're like all right here's your foos rodab powers you could just be
like well i'm just jumping off the mountain until i get back down just
oh shit i can just fall the whole way that was great that was one of the funnest parts of that
because you know how in video games like you'll feel like damn it there's just a wooden door right
here and even though in your head you know if I smack it with this bat a hundred times,
that's not what the game is. It's not going to fall
down. But you always hit it a few times just in case.
Yeah, a fence, exactly.
But in that, it was...
Yeah, that's the way it was with the horses.
Man, I wish they would come out with another fucking Skyrim
game. I had so much fun on that.
It was kind of a glitch that the horses climbed
so well in Skyrim, but everyone loved it so much
they kept it. That's what I learned from Reddit.
I hope it's true.
I like that in Skyrim, unlike a lot of different games like that,
you could be like, ah, looking up at a mountain face and be like,
I don't want to fight all those dragons.
Maybe I can like skip, hop, jump my way up this way you're not supposed to go.
And like 60% of the time, you're like, well, fuck, it worked.
Like I could just, all it takes yeah like i i could just all it
takes is like 20 minutes and hitting y a lot i played skyrim live with fans and uh i might have
been peak woody's gamer tag at the time so and and youtube live was a little it was a little um
glitchy compared to what it is now so So if people left a lot of comments, they would fall behind.
Well, oh my gosh.
The comments fell like 90 minutes behind.
Like really late.
And they're telling me to check behind the waterfall and this and that.
And I'm long gone from that part.
Sometimes I'd trek back like an hour trying to get the thing that they were telling me to get.
And it was, i don't know
people still say behind the waterfall to me sometimes i got uh it was like mock ragey you
know i was all up like animated and stuff about it i wasn't all that mad really but
behind the waterfall they once they saw me get all animated they just kept saying it and saying
so uh good times on skyrim kind of i played it wrong
yeah so much fun i haven't played this morgan thou or mortau game does look really cool aesthetically
yeah i mean if you want to learn mouse and keyboard that'll fucking teach you
i feel like if i can't play normal mouse and keyboard i'm gonna get butt fucked in this
i mean you're gonna get butt fucked no matter matter what you just need to pick the game that you want to get butt fucked in
you should play the AI first
I don't even know if there is AI
I think this is just a multiplayer game
in general if I wanted to learn mouse and keyboard
I would start with something that wasn't PvP
it would be PvE
play fucking Skyrim
I haven't busted out Skyrim in forever
I don't even have that on PC
it's cheap as shit
I'm sure it is now.
That game's like 10 years old almost.
Do you have it on calculator?
Yeah.
I'm going to play it on my iWatch.
I'm going to play it on my TI-83.
That's how old that fucking game is.
Yeah, play Skyrim, man.
That would definitely teach you.
You got all the buttons in there.
You just need to learn.
I can't wait to talk about Game of Thrones on the next PKA.
Yeah, it's going to be cool.
I'm over it.
I'll wait.
I'm looking more forward to us talking about it than I am the next episode.
I'm over it.
It's lost me completely.
Well, we'll save the reasons why
for Thursday night.
Alright.
PKN 246.