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dkn 270 doing a lot of chit-chatting about tech yeah tech which i'm very familiar with
gpus frame rates hertz electricity backlighting mice
the whole gamut rats yeah so i'm excited to get going with the the twitch thing it'll probably
be aggravating trying to get used to WASD for the first bit,
but I've been reassured by enough of the Kyle clan who follow me on Twitter
that if I tweet something out, they're like,
just come play with us.
We can carry you the whole way.
Don't even sweat it, dude.
You could actively try to sabotage us and you wouldn't succeed.
You're going to get some wins.
So that makes me feel a little better. Yeah, we win a game of two a night something like that you know
nothing crazy but what we have you know if we play 10 we're gonna win one we won two or three last
night something like that we have a good time you're still playing yeah yeah i love pub g uh
it's it's you know i've been obviously not playing too much pc games in prison so still getting uh you know tuned back into pub g just you
know a lot of muscle memory got retarded so i'm picking it back up again you can do that fast
even in a week if you're a week's too much a week and and that first like hour back after a week
even it's like oh this looks funky i feel kind of disoriented a little bit but um but yeah i'm getting right back into it i know i'm better than that guy yeah and i gotta say the best way
to get good at games like pub g is watching good people play you know learning decision making uh
habits and movement techniques you know just just how to strafe and when to take a gunfight when not
to take a gunfight i don't know if you can watch Shroud for that particular advice.
Not Shroud, no.
Shroud just doesn't really give a fuck,
and he's always pushing the action to try to just force a round peg
into a square hole.
But somebody like Choco Taco is more of a thinking man's PUBG player.
And he's all...
Yeah, Choco Taco.
He's a real chill guy.
He's like the C-Nanners of PUBG.
He's got a very smooth voice.
He even looks a bit like C-Nanners.
I wonder what C-Nanners is.
Anyone know?
I thought he retired.
I have.
Because I don't think he does anything
with his YouTube channel anymore.
No.
I sort of derailed us. Yeah, you described Because I don't think he does anything with his YouTube channel anymore. No.
I sort of derailed this one.
Yeah, you described Proud one time the way that really
fascinated me. So you're driving
in a car in PUBG and you get shot at.
Any normal person is like, oh my god.
Get the heck out of here. We're being shot at.
PUBG is like, I'm sorry, Shroud is like,
how dare you
pull over?
This guy wants to fight!
And then wins a gunfight against some guy with a pixel showing
behind a rock while he stands out in the open and drives on,
having hoped that guy learned his lesson.
Yeah, that's absolutely true.
If we're driving,
we're trying to get to the center of the map
so that we can find a building and
lock it down like it's real life
army shit.
You've got this shrinking zone
every couple minutes.
We always stay in the middle of that zone. That's also what
Choco Taco does. He gets a lot of wins.
He definitely has a higher win percentage
than Shroud.
Shroud. Shroud is...
When they shoot him,
like what he just explained, he's like,
fucking stop, get out, fight these guys.
He just wants to fight.
He doesn't care nearly as much about winning
as he does. He sounds like a fun guy to watch. If all he wants to do
is push and be aggressive and
fuck shit up, no wonder he's so popular.
What he does for a living.
Yeah.
Like Kyle said, a higher win percentage.
And I thought, does that mean better?
I'm not sure.
I feel like I'm throwing stones at poor Wings.
But he has a really high KD.
But we could all have a higher KD percentage if we camped and, you know, had those games where we go nine and one.
Yeah, it's a mixed bag with those two, in my opinion.
I feel like I'm qualified to talk about this.
I watch so much of both of them.
And it seems to me that Chaco is very good at the game.
Like, don't get me wrong.
He's not a guy who's just like all strategy and no skill he's a lot of skill and top tier strategy and
that's what i really like about what he does like everything he's doing is really well thought out
the way he plays the game and the way he moves coming down to like how you know he's an expert
at all the weapons and shroud is more like just
a gunslinger who just sort of brings the same incredible um accuracy that he has in every game
into pub g and just lets it lets it go is he more like xcal was just sprinting around and more
extreme than xcal even he's shroud shroud just wants to even. Shroud just wants to fuck.
He just wants to fuck, and he's just... Yet, sadly, his expertise is in games.
I would think at this point, like...
I know.
He's probably gotten some fucking expertise in.
Good for him.
As a segue, Taylor was giving advice on how to get girls he says you know what
hit the gym get yourself fit make yourself the super you you know you'll do so well and i'm like
is that what what made taylor succeed or is it like hey baby i got a job health insurance you
know could put you on the policy someday just dangling that out there yeah that's
that's the way i get it is i like the frank reynolds approach but instead of a magnum condom
for my monster dong my health insurance card falls out chicks dig it full dental eye coverage
you need that much for your eyes shut up bitch i don't need i have a sensible car and a health insurance and 28 year old sploosh for that
oh yeah they they love it that's that's what they want a responsible man
it really is like i know right i'm not totally it's a joke but it it's a joke but it's not
really a joke like like if you're out there like if you're in your late 20s like me or early 30s or whatever women when they start to get to that age are getting more desperate
they're starting to realize that the clock is ticking and so rotting on the inside and they
know it they're rotting like a like a banana with brown spots starting to form okay all right we can
still make banana bread it's okay if we throw them in the freezer, they'll last, I guess.
It's like, nah, bitch, those eggs are going to be terrible once you take them out of the freezer.
And so, yeah. Just be a responsible adult.
Yeah, that's how you get serial killers. Most serial killers
are also responsible adults. Responsible adults or absolutely
retarded. There's a very interesting
inverse bell curve for serial killers where they're either super idiots who are just like
i was just killing as many people as i could until you found me and he's got like a necklace of ears
on or super geniuses but i don't know if responsible adult is what you're looking for
that's that's where they don't exist i'm'm basing 100% of that point of contention on American Psycho.
Yeah.
See, I was on Ted Kaczynski.
Do I have his last name?
Yeah.
Yeah, Ted Kaczynski.
He was not responsible adult.
I don't know if he was a serial killer.
And not an idiot.
He was just that other thing.
Yeah.
Very eccentric.
He was a really, really smart guy,
like solving theorems like in goodwill hunting
he was the unabomber yes yes but you said you don't know if he's a serial killer just a bomber
and i thought i thought those bombs took people out but um it's been a while it's a different
kind of serial killer for sure when you're sending bombs but but still like frankly it's a much lamer comment. Is George Bush a serial killer? I mean, if we're going to...
I mean...
Every president gets a little.
Not Jimmy Carter.
He wouldn't raise a finger for anybody.
Unless it's to hammer in a nail
before falling down and breaking another bone.
Did you see he fell again?
Yeah, he keeps falling.
He's America's finest ex-president.
Somebody prop that fucker up.
Stop trying to hammer in nails.
You're just slowing down the whole process.
I wish
Family Guy would go the fuck home.
I wish Family Guy would have an episode where he's
just continuously up on roofs
and doing electrical work on
rickety ladders and stuff.
No, no, I got it.
Mr. Carter, please, not again.
Oh, I'm going to get up on that eve and get this.
Am I wrong?
These are just photo ops now, right?
Yeah, probably.
I saw a picture of him the other day, and he's literally in a wheelchair.
His face is all black and blue from his last fall.
And he's like hammering nails into a board that's on a wheelchair. His face is all black and blue from his last fall. And he's like hammering nails into a board
that's on a table. It's like, all right.
It doesn't really discredit the photo op theory.
And you know there's a guy, someone behind him who's like,
Mr. Foreman, all of this needs to be redone.
None of these are usable. You see, he is, how you say,
old as fuck.
I hit the nail all the way through.
It's like that scene,
remember in Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
the original, if you saw that,
the one that had Matthew McConaughey,
where they're all sitting at the dinner table,
all the cannibal family, and they've got the poor girl,
the last survivor,
and she's at the table.
And now it's been revealed
what this family's all about. And they're like, and Paw Paw's at the poor girl, the last survivor, and she's at the table. And now it's been revealed what this family's all about.
And they're like, and Pawpaw's at the other end of the table,
and he is so fucking decrepit.
And he's had a stroke, and he's like 97.
They're like, Pawpaw could always kill them cows
at the slaughterhouse with one whack of the hammer.
He'd just lay them out.
How about one more, Pawpaw?
Pawpaw's like, yeah.
They put the hammer in
Pawpaw's hand, but he can't lift it.
They lift the hammer over the girl's head
that they're holding down on the table and
drop it.
They're just
slapping her in the head with this hammer. She's just like,
ah, God! Pawpaw's like,
again, again!
That's Jimmy Carter. That's Jimmy carter now he would be a terrible killer cisco used to mandate that people
did volunteer time it was one of the things that made them like a good company right we take our
staff and uh some days instead of working they go do volunteer shit well we had some choices and i
chose habitat for humanity and it was funny
because like this was an area where i was a god amongst men it's me i bring my own tool belt i
got like a framing hammer right i'm ready for whatever the day brings sheer navas patabi uh
ayush none of these guys have the construction skills.
If you don't know, they literally have servants back home.
The kind of Indian that goes to college and then makes it to America and gets an IT job.
They have servants making
their food.
If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times,
this is not a sandals environment.
You own other shoes.
You laugh, but you're not.
You're pretty close.
They can't even carry things.
They certainly can't hammer.
And I don't know how to describe.
Like, if anyone here knows how to hammer, there's kind of a natural motion, right?
And if you hammer out of position, you try to find a way to, like, replicate that natural motion from a different angle.
These guys, like, it's like they're going to hit their own foreheads.
They're all wrist.
Just to look at them for one second,
you're like,
is this your first hammer swing?
You're 30.
But it is.
And yeah,
so kind of a big deal.
The Cisco Habitat for Humanity environment.
They're going to put it in the toilet
and they're like,
now what is this?
Oh, Jesus.
The whole scene's fine. what is this? The hole seems fine.
What is this to be for?
There is a perfectly good hole right here.
All I must do is slip off my sandals,
sit down on the floor.
They're filthy people.
I mean, India,
I've never seen a picture of India
other than the one, from that
one angle of the Taj Mahal.
Yeah.
Where I'm like, that looks sick.
I'd love to go kind of poke around there.
Every other photo of India is like dirty rivers with dead people floating in it and nobody caring.
And like, do they not have air conditioning?
Like, why is it that people are always sort of sweaty and stinky and okay with that as if it were the okay state of affairs?
Yeah, they don't mind.
Now they look smelly.
There was something with like, for some reason, Israel had to like use stink bombs on some Indians at one point.
This is a real article, a real article.
And it was like from Haaretz or Jerusalem Post or something where they're like, the Israeli army's stink bombs have no effect on Indians.
They just didn't care.
I think it's better.
What are you making for dinner tonight?
Yeah, but I don't want to visit India.
What's the list of countries that you will never want to visit?
Honestly, India, I'd like to visit.
I want to visit countries that are different from mine.
That's like a thing I like.
So when you say, Woody, where do you want to go?
It's like Brazil, Nicaragua, India, Southeast Asia, places like that.
The places that like the way most people choose is like Australia, UK, places where there's not a big adaptation.
And that's not my priority.
Yeah.
I like to avoid terrorism and kidnappery.
So most of the Middle East is out.
I was like, on the other hand, I like Mexico.
Probably like Mac with that map of the United States
or the map of the world.
You're like, you're going to want to avoid this and that.
It wasn't Canada, baby.
It was on over here.
Rock, flag, eagle.
Yeah.
Yeah, I am sort of partial to the places that are very similar to us.
You know, Canada, the UK, New Zealand is a big one for sure.
Australia.
But at the same time, you know, you know, I hate some
of those countries just, um, you know, just, I just hate the French. They just seem like shit,
shit, shit, shitty people. And I didn't stutter there. That's four shits. That's, that's, that's
my higher rate. Um, you know, Germany would be really cool to see. Amsterdam would be really
cool. The, the Netherlands, uh, Netherlands would be really cool to see.
Some of the stuff south of our border would be
okay, I guess. I have no interest
in going to Mexico, though. I feel like they're very
kidnappery. Argentina looks
dope. Yeah. Don't cry for
me, Argentina.
Canada, for sure.
Most of those Icelandic countries look really fucking
cool. The people look enormous and beautiful
Italy I would love to go to Italy for the food
I can't go hang out in fucking northern Europe
or Iceland
South Korea for sure I feel like South Korea would be great
I had a friend that went over there
to teach English
and she didn't even speak Korean
it made no sense to me how she could get that job
I still don't
understand it paid very well it came with all these crazy benefits very well can you say i
think 90k a year to like go and like get out yeah it made no sense oh yeah i thought you were gonna
be like 45k but listen hear me out her only skill was speaking english like no like 90k plus all these other like
benefits and her only skill was speaking english how is it possible that like i feel as if everyone
i know who kind of graduated high school in my same like you know five years both ways knows
dozens of white girls who went to south korea English. I knew so many girls in high school.
And they never come back.
Now they're just Chinese.
They talk now. They would just
go and do that. The beauty is when they
come back, the only first two inches of their
pussy is used.
Assuming they even
were handing out any gash
over their pussy.
I think the coolest place to visit
would be Japan.
Because I feel like it'd be going into the future
a little bit. And
dope food.
And you get to ride fast trains.
Which
these are not Chiz trains.
This sounds like Six Flags.
Six Flags is great.
What's wrong with Six Flags?
I went to Japan.
The food was lousy.
Great food.
The trains were just trains.
The cleanliness really did live up to the hype.
And people like following order.
Like the train station, I'm thinking of in particular,
really did live up to the hype.
People were nice.
Samurai culture.
I'd take pictures because I was a tourist.
You know, to give some of their own medicine.
And like old guys missing teeth were like posing and being fun.
So that made me think highly of Japan.
But yeah, maybe it was better than giving credit.
I want to go to Singapore so I can rat out other tourists
for things like spitting or frowning.
Cain him!
Wasn't that a real story from a few years ago?
Where an American citizen...
Singapore, though, right?
Yeah, that's basically China, right?
Yes.
All China.
All China. France?
That's West China.
That's far West China.
They just don't know it yet.
You just show off for not caring about your social credit
score. Pick your nose and pee.
That's just South China.
Chinese Antarctica.
Very cold.
What horrible people they are.
They'll get their comeuppance someday.
They'll be a plague.
They're going gonna dominate us
no a plague will handle them
while we're talking about what bathrooms
certain people can use they're like
I don't care you take that organ out
you put it in the superhero we made with
genetic engineering
next two generations from now we're all going to be
nine feet tall different color hair
see who's laughing then yeah
imagine where America would be if over the last 20 years
or 18 years, whatever it actually is,
instead of just going to war all this time,
we invested in our own infrastructure.
We supported our capitalistic enterprises
and made better roads and internet.
Is it nine trillion?
That seems too high.
I think the wars were like a couple trillion.
Trillions of dollars dumped into America.
Everyone could have gone to college.
Or the college would literally be paid.
For free.
Everyone could have gone to college for free.
And then there'd been money left over to go to Mars and Jupiter and Venus.
And we all have healthcare.
These wars are like a dumb jobs program.
And we all have healthcare.
These wars are like a dumb jobs program, right?
If we could do the same jobs programs and have roads and gigabit internet
and shit like that
and science advancements.
I've always said we have holes in the sand.
We should do what ancient Rome did
when the legionnaires weren't out there
fucking shit up.
That's literally their job.
Like most of the legionnaires job was,
oh, well, it's peacetime.
This whole unit, you're going to build roads.
You're going to build aqueducts.
That's how they utilize their military
in so many different areas of their empire.
We should be doing shit like that.
We do, but we have them do it in other countries.
Well, fuck that.
That's not what the Spartans did.
That is true, Kyle.
I had to process that.
The Spartans would have them train and they'd be better warriors than the other people.
And now there's stories about them in their ruined society.
Turns out that was all lies.
I watched one of those like history YouTubers and there's a lot of propaganda with the Spartans.
I feel so lied to because I was lied to by my history teachers.
I looked it up actually.
And what I read was it was somewhere in between.
They're like,
on one hand,
they don't get enough credit,
right?
Cause they make it seem like it was just badasses with swords and spears.
When the reality is,
uh,
that was part of it,
but they had a Navy,
they highly valued like espionage and they go in and like fuck shit up and
other people like,
like,
like civilizations.
Um,
on the other hand,
they did lose some wars here and there.
And a lot of the reasons
that they were so militaristic
is they had a huge like slave population, right?
If you watch 300,
which I did last night,
they're screaming about freedom
and how we're free men the whole damn time.
Yeah, they were.
Weird, but free men.
Right, but they were,
one of the reasons they were had such a powerful
army is they needed to hold back a slave result revolt and eventually they didn't well they they
would just like go to other greek city states fuck it up and it's like oh you're a slave now
it's like but we're we're free greeks together a little bit right right? And they're like, no. Yeah. No, not at all.
The amount of people that were slaves
outnumbered them more and more and more.
And eventually they lost.
It was by a great deal.
It was like three to one slaves.
I think they called them,
did they call them serfs?
I can't remember exactly what their word was.
But yeah, they were doing a lot of the work.
They would just like go to Athens,
fuck shit up and steal a bunch of Athenians.
Yeah.
I think they had a real rivalry
with the Athenians, and that was one of the
points that that historian was making
that I watched on YouTube. He was like,
you know, the Athenians didn't do
all that crazy stuff, and when they fought, it was
kind of 50-50.
I guess like
1,500 Spartans
fought like 1,500 Macedonians
or something like that.
In the end, there were like three Spartans left
and two Macedonians.
I guess all that Spartan training
really wasn't...
Athens was also a much larger city than Sparta
so they could deploy more soldiers.
I don't remember if it was actually the Macedonians, you cunt.
No, no, Athens, I said.
I don't know about the Macedonians.
I think it was the Athenians.
I read about it last night, so I'm a little fresh on it.
And, like, the...
The cunt.
The, what?
Why is that funny?
No, I was just joking around.
Because Kyle called me a cunt for saying Macedonians.
Oh.
You talk shit about the Macedonians.
I'm half Macedonian. The athenians beat the spartans
the spartans offered like a piece or something they turned it down so then they fought again
and the spartans won and the athenians were like fuck we should have just like what why didn't we
take a win when we had it fool me once not gonna i'm gonna fool me again later i have that i'm not like that
is crazy this stuff like you'll think you know shit about history and then you'll like do a
little more digging and be like oh my god i that's not at all what i was taught like i remember
in high school everything you heard about winston churchill was just like genius the best guy the
tippity top. Hell yeah.
This dude, a genius.
You know, he would sometimes even drink when he was given orders.
And then like you look a little deeper into him and it's like this guy was a full blown booze hound who was making huge decisions wasted that like often resulted in tons of people.
Good decisions.
That seems like good decisions to me.
Not always. Sometimes they were very bad decisions. I just over a lot of Canadians That seems like good decisions to me. Not always.
Sometimes they were very bad decisions.
He fucked over a lot of Canadians on D-Day.
Hear me out, Taylor.
So, professional darts.
These are the world's most elite dart players.
Because they practice drunk,
they drink while competing at the world championships.
Because that's their constant state.
Maybe Winston Churchill's peak Churchillian happened a little buzzed.
Did you even think of that?
I like where he's going with this.
I'm just never considering this angle.
I need more scotch or we're going to lose the war.
He drank everything.
He drank everything.
He drank like a couple of bottles of champagne a day or something retarded.
Imagine the heart.
They didn't have Pepsid back then.
No.
No, no Pepsid.
He'd just eat another goose or something.
Bring me a goose stuffed with a smaller bird with yet another smaller bird inside.
That's called a turducken.
Yeah.
I would love to try one of those.
I'm sure it's good.
I would too.
Because I love turkey. I love duck and I love chicken. That's an expensive turducken. I would love to try one of those. I'm sure it's good. I would too. Because I love turkey, I love duck, and I love chicken.
That's an expensive experiment though.
Yeah.
The only real way to do it, I've seen online, is to do it while they're living.
Yeah.
They hate it.
I'm being gullible, right?
I'm being gullible, yes.
You had me for a half second.
Like, wait, yeah.
No.
There's guilty guts in them.
It takes a lot of butter to grease that goose up properly.
It's just a very...
But no matter how much you use, the chicken still don't like it.
It's a very upset turkey with two little webbed feet sticking out of its ass.
Flopping around.
No, I'd like to try that.
French, what is it?
I think it's foie gras.
Is that the fattened goose liver?
Yeah, that's the goose liver where they force feed them.
Yeah.
Now, I don't have empathy for animals that we eat that often,
but that seems kind of fucked.
Like intentionally giving them liver disease so we
can enjoy it a little bit more this is diabetes chicken they taste a little sweeter because
straight up eat sugar cane morning day and night what was the character i was doing a few weeks
ago about the guy who you want to scare the animals as much as possible oh yeah yeah yeah
tastes good that's like literally what it is so there's a dish um i think i think they eat in
france i know it or maybe it's england i had to look this up to remember i want to get it right
let me get let me be 100 on this because this is the most outrageous thing you've ever heard in
your life is this stuffing animals into other animals
this is so much worse this is ortolan i think is how it's pronounced it's certainly how it's spelled
it is a bird that they i believe the way it's prepared is they they drown it in brandy
okay they take a little bird which is endangered by, by the way. It's a songbird.
I'm looking
for exactly what the alcohol is they drown it in.
Are you sure they're not figuratively
drowning it?
They put it in alive, and they take
it out dead.
Okay.
After it has inhaled the brandy
and died from that.
And you eat the bird whole
feet first
with a towel over your head
so that God can't see.
So they even knew
it was fucked up.
In like the 1500s where they're like,
Sire, we've come up with a delicious new meal, but
you'll want to bring a towel.
The Lord would be
upset if he saw what we're doing to these birds. Yeah, it's outrageous. He first didn't want to bring a towel. The Lord would be upset if he saw what we're doing to these birds.
Yeah, it's outrageous.
He first doesn't want to eat bird feet.
It looks disgusting.
It's this little songbird,
and he's just drowned.
On Fear Factor,
they used to eat little birds
still in the egg,
but when you opened the egg,
it was kind of a bird.
They claimed it was a delicacy.
Yeah, that's an Asian delicacy.
Probably Chinese because they're gross.
Could be anywhere in Asia, really.
Yeah, it's the duck eggs that are almost done.
Duck embryo food.
I want to see what it's called.
It seems like a Chinese or a French thing.
It's balut.
Yeah, they're real disgusting.
You're eating a fully formed duck fetus in the egg,
like raw and whole seemingly.
Maybe they pickle it or something awful
because they think that makes things taste good.
But they're like chewing up feet and like fetal feathers.
It's the Philippines.
The Philippines is interesting. It's like Asian guys,
but their name is Rodriguez. It's Philippines.
That's Southwest China.
Southwest China? That's where I was headed, yeah.
It's an archipelago state
down there. Way more people than I thought
living in the Philippines. That clears it up, Taylor. An archipelago state?
Why didn't you lead with that?
I should have.
All those little islands down there where like 120
of these people live it's crazy but i don't want to visit there if they're eating this egg shit
this is one guy fucked up a hard-boiled egg once in the philippines he's like no actually this was
uh this was i did that you i like it this way i like it this way. He's like, I like it.
I did this on purpose.
I did it on purpose.
You idiot.
You thought I wanted it with the clean egg white
and the yolk in the middle like the rest of the world does?
Nah, bitch.
I want feathers and shit.
Those are
the three of the grossest foods
that I'm aware of that exist.
What's the grossest shit we eat here
that someone from another country
could conceivably be like, how the fuck
do Americans eat that?
Or like any kind of western white
country like Canada, America,
something like that. Rocky Mountain
oysters, you know, the fried bull testicles.
Some people might think that's gross.
I mean, I think it's gross.
I've never tried one, but I bet it tastes fine.
I bet it tastes fine.
That's a good one.
In my head, was it like banana pudding or something?
It looks pretty yucky, but not yucky.
Delicious.
Yeah.
Oh, beans on toast.
That's a British thing. That British people eat. Yeah. Like that's pretty basic, but on toast. That's a British thing.
That British people eat.
Yeah.
Like that's pretty basic, but I don't want beans on my toast.
They eat beans for breakfast too.
I don't get that.
I don't know.
I don't know how they're functioning over there.
I don't even eat beans.
Beans do not agree with me.
I get so gassy if I eat beans.
Ketchup on eggs, maybe.
I think that's gross too.
My brother does that and it seems gross.
Put salsa on there. A little hot sauce maybe. I've done that. that's gross, too. My brother does that, and it seems gross. Put salsa on there.
A little hot sauce, maybe.
I've done that.
It's good, but I tend not to.
Sriracha is good.
I like Tabasco on my eggs.
I like Tabasco, but I would prefer Sriracha.
I'm definitely on a Sriracha kick right now.
It's going on everything.
Are you getting the regular kind or one of the different kinds?
I get the regular kind.
Yeah, just the standard kind.
It's hot enough for me, I guess.
And if it's not, I just keep adding more.
I'm trying to think of what the grossest food is.
Obviously not beans on toast.
Most people like toast and pretty much everybody likes beans.
Yeah.
We just don't have anything to compete with a partial bird fetus in an egg no no we don't i
think it's just because we're we're such a great melting pot you know we we took the best from
everybody and americanized it just a degree to the the right and then made you know our when you ask
a little kid an american kid what his favorite food is he very well might is probably going to
say something like pizza or
chinese food or something like that like it's not going to be there aren't very many american foods
that are like actually american burgers america's funny integration like like they will absolutely
not like most of the things your culture brings to america like you did do not speak your language
that pisses us off uh you don't dress funny too would you just like an
american hey leave that clit right where it is but the food open doors there's no food racism
here whatsoever no because we're a very fat people and we want to we'll try anything
i i can't get over you saying that the food in Japan was shit.
Is that because you really didn't like it?
Or are you a sushi guy?
Or no?
I'm not a sushi guy, but that wasn't it.
I think I didn't order conservatively enough.
I might have had raw goose.
It might have been cooked.
I don't recall.
But that was awful.
I tried to order things that were Japanese.
Whereas a smarter move would have been to order things that you know you're going to like, like
ramen soup.
Things aren't too far from home.
I was adventurous, and
that was dumb.
Excuse me, Hidori Matsuka,
you got any banquet meals?
Yeah, Salisbury.
Yeah, come on.
No, 15.
15 banquet. This many? Yeah, Salisbury. Yeah. Come on. No, 15. Jesus.
15 banquet.
Disminu.
No, just put it in the biggest vat you have and just bring it out.
You know, he's living by himself now.
I've been trying to catch up on Wings of Redemption.
I did know that.
He's all by himself.
Is he in the same place?
Yeah, of course. He is.
So his grandmother felt like she was holding him back. by himself is he in the same place? yeah of course he'll die there
his grandmother felt like she was holding him back
that he needed to have a woman
in his life and that as long
as his grandmother was there
I don't know if it was sort of a
push you in the deep end to make you swim sort of thing
like hey experience loneliness
and fix it or if she felt like
she was actually preventing him from finding a girl,
like some sort of, I don't know, female prophylactic.
But yeah, she left so that Wings would get a girl.
So they say.
And so now he's living by himself.
And so now he doesn't have an excuse about what's in his refrigerator
because after he did the boot camp with me,
that was his big thing when he got back home.
He's like, well, you know, with your house,
everything was all healthy in your fridge and your cabinets.
And here, there's Mountain Dew and Coca-Cola
and ice cream everywhere.
So now he has no excuse.
So you're predicting great things.
Well, I think on a stream the other day,
he showed his refrigerator and he kept having to say, oh, no that's uh that's granny's ice cream that that's granny's soda that's
granny's this and that like i don't remember it was still there so you might be right but i remember
um it was just like meals on wheels and they seemed like they were legitimately hers because
she gets meals on wheels yeah it was like an elderly thing and yeah yeah so he's like yeah
these are still left over from he doesn't call her granny what's he call her is it granny
maybe it is granny maybe i'm off target um but yeah there were like some meals on wheels in
there and something else and there were some vestiges that clearly didn't belong to him yeah
yeah i haven't i haven't been i i only watch
you know the highlight videos and stuff like that that come across to me i've watched a little bit
of that two-hour documentary um that's really good it's it is really good i've watched i've
watched maybe 20 minutes of it and i i could i could tell right away it was going to be very
well done it's hard for me in particular because i age 11 years in that video and i watched um you know i i you know i
had to re-watch mr big guy and a few other classics um but then i we were playing games
the other night somebody was like wings are streaming it was like that scene in the matrix
where they're like neil's fighting mate neil's fighting morpheus and everybody like runs out
of the dining hall to like go watch and so we all flip over and he's
lying in his bed in this blue room that i guess is his bedroom now it i can never keep up with
which room was actually his bedroom because i it seemed like he used to have a nice bedroom and
this looked like this did not look nice but the walls when he hit him sounded hollow um and uh
but he's just lying in bed with the phone like above his head like
like looking at back at his face and he's he was just doing weird stuff he was going he was doing
one of those he was doing some weird stuff and it was it was real cringy it was kind of hard to
watch for me i i don't i'm not saying that looking at him made me ill, but after about 10 minutes, I got very sick to my stomach,
and I had to leave the room and go.
You have a shaky camera, too.
I usually don't get motion sickness.
It's possible, though.
I couldn't take it anymore.
It was just something about the whole thing made me really nauseous,
and I was able to keep from throwing up, but I probably should have thrown up. anymore it was just something about the whole thing made me really nauseous uh and i went i
did i was able to keep from throwing up but i probably should have thrown up is he still doing
good on twitch like like maintaining his lifestyle and everything yeah yeah so he i want to say like
shortly after that thing came out he was doing 900 concurrent viewers but half that would be
kind of his minimum it's more than i've been pulling lately i usually get to like 300 and uh um i think yeah whatever it's keeping him doing his thing
i i watched so what happened was i streamed and everyone was like do what wings did they wanted
me to walk him around the house but i knew that they were like like the kitchen counters were
cleaned off and shit i'm like i, I'm not taking you around.
Jackie would clean up first.
But it made me want to watch the video.
I wanted to see what they were talking about.
I'm told that Jackie got a new cooking device, a Ninja or something.
She's ordering it.
I don't think we have it yet.
But yeah, we're replacing the George Foreman grill with a ninja grill, I guess.
Ninja grill.
Why doesn't she use a regular cooking implement?
You know, I don't want to question Jackie, but why not a stove?
She uses the stove all the time, like every day. But how would you cook a chicken breast?
I would saute it in a pan.
Oh, that sounds...
I don't know if I even want that.
Saute it?
What does that mean exactly?
It would be cooked in a sauce of some sort?
There's a tiny amount of olive oil and some vegetables.
It depends what I'm going for at the end,
but it would be grilled chicken.
Or bake it.
I like to bake chicken breast.
It'd have a nice delicious skin on the outside.
She's been baking chicken.
I don't like that as much.
The George Forma and the seasoning is really good.
I'm fine with it, actually.
It's quick, it's easy, it's healthy.
We're good together.
If you like it, more power to you.
Maybe I was overcooking it,
but when I had a George Forma grill back in college,
I'd throw a chicken breast on there.
It would always be dry as fuck.
Very dry.
It clears out so much of the fat down those little
gutters.
That's how George
went all in fights.
He was known for his physique.
I've always wanted to call it a Gary Coleman
grill.
Those are two totally different people Gary Coleman would not have gone far in the heavyweight division
No, not even three of him in a trench coat would have gone far
Kyle, which fight are you looking forward to most upcoming?
I don't know which fights are coming up
I was going to mention Joe winning and how cool that was
Joe had a big win in Boston I don't know which fights are coming up. I was going to mention Joe winning and how cool that was.
Yes.
Joe had a big win in Boston over a tough guy.
And it was a very convincing win where Joe didn't get hurt at all, really.
Perfect.
He's got a little scratch, literally a scratch.
And he had that guy in that weird shoulder crank thing. They called it a reverse half Nelson.
I didn't know that move.
It looked like some playground bully shit.
It did.
And just pounded the fuck out of the guy until,
I think it was a TKO, I guess,
because I think the ref was just like,
stop hitting him.
So I was going to say,
like hypothetically, if your head's on the canvas
and i hit the other side of it that's exposed i'm not like getting a ton of damage in right
because it's really that shaking of your head the knocking your brain to the side of your collar
does it so i thought i wonder how bad that guy has it right you know like maybe it's not hurting
that much and it was only seven or eight
punches and then man by the time they raised joe's hand you know that like two minutes has passed
i was like whoa that i'm so glad that's not me you know that guy was getting beat up in a
fast way it was a great stoppage it was. Yeah, he got quite the pound again.
I guess he had made a deal with Dana White before the fight
that that was going to be his last fight,
but then he didn't retire in the ring.
Now Joe is
saying basically,
maybe I'll fight again, maybe I won't.
Maybe that was the last one, maybe it's not. I'll just take it
as it comes. But Dana's saying,
no, that's his last one.
So I think you've seen Dana interviews, but not Joe's. That's what it sounds like. I'll just take it as it comes. But Dana's saying, no, that's his last one. So I think you've seen Dana
interviews, but not Joe's. That's what it sounds like.
I've seen both.
You saw Joe on Ariel Helwani's show?
Even there, he didn't close the door.
Right. So
Dana White claims
I had a deal with Joe Loza
that he was going to retire after
this fight, win or lose. And now Joe's
breaking that deal.
So Ariel Havana said, Joe, he repeated what I said.
And Joe says, false.
That is not what happened.
What happened was they had a whole list of things that they wanted me to do.
And I did every one of them.
I'm a man of my word.
I do what I say what I'm going to do. I did everything that they asked me to.
And I said, hey, man, if it doesn't look good, I'm out.
If it looked good, then we'll see.
And that's exactly where I was. And that's exactly where I am. And that said, hey man, if it doesn't look good, I'm out. If it looked good, then we'll see. And that's exactly where I was
and that's exactly where I am.
That's Joe's side of it.
Okay. Yeah, he comes back then.
Like Joe. Dana says
he's not going to come back.
Doesn't he flip-flop on things all the time?
He's a promoter, so he's going to
go back and re-evaluate
situations based on the business interest, right?
Yes, he absolutely flip-flops all the time.
Also, Dana and Joe have a good relationship.
They like each other.
Joe's trainer and Dana White are friends.
His boxing trainer, Steve, they go on vacations together and shit.
So Dana has a caring for Joe that's probably way above what he has for an average fighter.
And when he says he's going to make Joe retire,
that's where it's coming from.
It's not a business decision.
And a business decision would be to just,
you know,
keep making Joe fight,
keep bringing crowds in.
That would be the,
that's not where he's coming from.
Yeah.
You know,
I'm sure that he doesn't want a situation with Joe,
like,
like he had with BJ Penn,
where the guy just keeps going out there and keeps getting
thrashed
because he cares about Joe.
He cares about BJ. He respects them.
It's probably even a much better word.
The best years
of Joe's career were
not the best years for the UFC.
He was one of those guys who
I don't know. His first 14 fights
he had 11 fight of the night bonuses or some shit like that.
You know, roughly speaking, it's not that works.
But yeah, it was, you know, big wins over a lot of a lot of guys and really cool, entertaining wins that the UFC needed at that time to bring some some new eyes to the sport.
And so I'm sure that there's a lot of mutual respect there.
So I,
I,
in the end,
I,
I,
I'm hoping Joe does whatever he wants to do,
I guess.
Okay.
I didn't think about the,
I just don't want you to fuck your brain up or get embarrassed or beat the
shit out of angle.
So it's,
uh,
yeah,
I'm not in the business of prognosticating on Joe's retirement.
You know,
I want him just to be happy.
Uh,
but I saw Chael talk about it.
Chael,
Chael talked about Joe a little bit.
That was,
that was interesting show.
I let you,
I saw that too.
And,
uh,
Chael said something I liked a lot.
He's like,
if you talk to Joe Lozon,
it is all there.
Guy talks a mile a minute.
He's,
you know,
he hasn't gone much brain,
like even in the slightest,
uh, you know, it'd be much brain, even in the slightest.
It would be nice to lock that in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
And on the other hand, I've taken a –
I have this little short-term hobby of watching Tito Ortiz talk.
And Tito Ortiz is an idiot here.
Is he retarded because of the beatings or was he retarded before?
Well, it didn't help.
I think his intelligence has gone from like a four to a one because of the beatings.
I just quoted him recently.
So he's in a fight with Chuck Liddell, right?
He ended up winning this fight.
But they asked him, like, are you jealous of him? Because Chuck Liddell had beaten him twice.
He tells him he's not jealous because he can't string a sentence together
and then strings the worst sentence together in the history of the English language.
Sit back.
Jealous of him?
This guy can't even put a fucking sentence together, man.
Are you kidding me right now?
He's reaching for those grapes. And he's trying to to make his wine and the wine's already sounding like a violin
with that cheese and wine um we'll see on november 24th you're right anybody got cheese
that guy can't put a sentence together he reaching for grapes. He's trying to make wine. The wine sounds like a violin and that cheese and wine.
And November 24th.
Clearly he went to like a fancy person party and that's where his mind went.
And he's like grapes and violins.
High heels.
He's reaching for those grapes and something about cheese and wine what an idiot i mean this
guy i just see i'm looking at a picture of tito ortiz and he looks dumb he lives up to the hype
yeah yeah but pretty fit how old is he now tito ortiz 44 he's a good looking 44 of course he
fights in an organization that doesn't drug test, but still, good luck in 44.
Oh, he's in Bellator or something like that?
He was in Bellator.
And then he was in whatever Oscar De La Hoya's promotion is.
Golden Boy, probably.
And then now I don't know if he's in anything.
Yeah.
I think, did he just do one fight with the Golden Boy thing?
Was that just the fight with Chuck? It was just one one fight but i don't know how his contract is like if he was with the ufc he wouldn't be able to fight outside it so i guessed that bellator
wouldn't have let him fight outside if he was still with bellator but i'm guessing
yeah golden boy his days are numbered his frame he soon he won't be do you remember that i know you're not
a big seinfeld guy what do you remember that kyle yep that's uh that's jerry seinfeld's favorite
t-shirt or uh polo actually that's a movie or not movie that's a show i can re-watch and i do like
once every couple years at least and it still gets laugh out loud moments for me like there's
something about science maybe it's because i remember my parents watching it when I was younger and
it was still coming out and I'd be like in the room and you know,
the family remembering kind of thing,
but like it's a comfort show for me.
I really like Seinfeld for that reason.
Seinfeld,
South park office,
sunny,
uh,
probably even maybe parks and rec in there,
although not as much,
uh,
those.
It's a bacon wrapwrapped turkey leg.
They call it a Swanson.
Yeah.
I saw Joker.
Oh, how'd you like it?
So, Kyle, you haven't seen it,
but you intend to, right?
I think I'm going tonight.
I think I'm going to do you a service
and lower expectations
because while it hit the market, it was aiming for, it just wasn't my cup of tea.
What is it, Kyle?
What are you?
You talking about this reminded me of a little video that we should watch together.
Okay.
So the acting was fantastic.
Joaquin Phoenix.
I'm close, but what is it really
joaquin joaquin okay he's incredible spelled with a j little defense um like juarez so joaquin
phoenix people are saying he did a great job and that's kind of true also i walked away from it
thinking like it didn't seem like he had a huge range of emotions in this. He just hit that character two and a half hours straight.
You'll watch it and then we'll be able to talk about it more openly.
I'm going to predict that I give it a strong 8 out of 10.
The people that I know whose opinions that I...
We usually mesh up pretty well.
They're kind of film buffs too.
They're very big on it.
And they think that Joaquin deserves a Best Actor nomination.
Probably not Best Picture or anything for the movie,
but definitely a Best Actor for Joaquin.
Can we sync up on?
You're excited about this.
Okay.
I'm synced and ready.
Maybe you guys won't like it,
but me and my friends certainly got a kick
out of this the other night. We watched it three times.
Joker starring Richard Jordan.
Yeah, good old Richard Jordan.
Hang in, I'm just like...
Brain mediums.
Oh, wait. Started by accident.
This video is two and a half minutes.
You guys ready? Yeah, there is music in this,
but I figured it didn't matter for PK.
I agree. Ready't matter for PK. I agree ready set play
Why don't you quit making videos about me
Because you're a pedophile I'm not a pedophile
You're not?
It makes me feel that everyone in here used to support you, and now I fucking hate you now.
My health is starting to fail.
I don't have the money to deal with my health problems.
I am a continual failure on losing weight.
I haven't seen my penis in probably eight years.
I don't take care of myself
the way I should.
And I basically
have to play games for a living that I fucking hate.
It's going to take a happier turn.
Wings of Redemption is exactly like a NASCAR driver that crashes every weekend
and thinks that people come out because of his driving skills.
No wings.
You made it seem like he was on the show.
That was a good line.
It was.
I've never succeeded in anything.
I fail at every diet I take.
I fail at every workout regimen I ever do.
I give up so easily.
I don't know what life holds for me now.
You're a failure!
You are a failure of a human!
I don't know why I'm there.
I don't know why I'm there.
Well, let me tell you, Shay,
when she says no three times,
it means yes.
The blood.
Send in the clowns.
Squeak in the chair.
Squeak in the chair.
Squeak in the chair.
Really caps that off.
I didn't put together that it was a Joker thing until the very end.
You're making out to be a sociopath who's on the verge of cracking at any moment
may have already
cracked similar to the
Jesus I'm on this subreddit
there's a weight estimate on the side
a surgery status a diet
update an e-bagging update
I guess this isn't run by fans
it well it is
the wings of redemption subreddit
but he's not a mod well isn't run by fans. Well, it is the Wings of Redemption subreddit.
But he's not a mod.
Well, we're not mods on the PKA subreddit. Well, you are.
I am, but I... hands off.
Yeah, that's the way to do it.
And there's an upload
that says, a religious YouTuber
prays for Wings of Redemption.
She's just this cute little girl
who almost certainly doesn't know anything about about wings. She's just being a...
That's cute. It's kind of odd looking.
I'm trying to think of ways to say anything about Joker without...
I was careful as well.
It's a slow burn, which I enjoy a slow burn, but I feel like it lowers
my odds of enjoying it whereas
uh kyle is more inclined to enjoy a slow burn so he's got that going for him yeah um i i liked the
way that it was kind of paced almost like no country for old men where ramps up ramps up ramps
up oh you think there's a climax nope ramps up more intense and you think there's a climax? Nope. Ramps up more intense. And then eventually when it does kind of go off,
I thought it was great.
I thought, I know that,
I'm not an expert in comics,
but I know the lore,
like he doesn't have any superpowers,
but sometimes people with no superpowers
are almost like those that do.
Black Widow comes to mind.
Hawkeye comes to mind.
Batman himself comes to mind.
So I thought that you'd see a little Joker greatness that do black widow comes to mind hawkeye comes to mind batman himself comes to mind so i thought
that you'd see a little joker greatness you know like uh whatever him beat up nine guys or use his
amazing powers of like that's not how it goes i i liked that about the movie. In no way is it a superhero movie.
There's not someone bursting through a building
and beating up a mugger at any point
or Batman intimidating Joker or whatever.
Yeah, he is in it.
He's like six and untrained.
I thought it was really, really good.
He plays the character so, so well.
He gets you to empathize with him so much
and for me even at the end of it i'm not like oh fuck this joker guy it's like uh i i see where
he was coming from after that whole slow roll build like why he became the person he is so i
i predict this is going to be one that I
feel like I could say I know Kyle's taste
with movies and I think this
fits pretty well into that milieu.
I think you'll like it.
I think you just made that word up. But I think Kyle
will like it more than me too.
You will.
Are you seeing it with a lady
friend or anything maybe we'll see
not a very what is that word i think it's m-i-l-l-i-e-u meaning like in your lane in your
wheelhouse kind of thing any person's in a person's social environment m-i-l-i-e-u
yeah yeah it's right with him The kind of thing you like Oh, I saw this too
A couple days ago
It looks like Boogie has put on
Quite a bit of weight
In recent months
Let's dissect this first
I saw this too
And it sent me down
A rabbit hole of research
So here's the deal The before pictures And it sent me down a rabbit hole of research.
So here's the deal.
The before pictures is what it is.
And the after picture is too.
The after after picture, for those on audio, we're looking at Boogie.
Before, after, and after, after.
And in the after, after, which is the most current, he's wearing his Francis shirt.
And he claims that that shirt makes him look really heavy and i you know i'm going csi on this thing okay it looks like he can see his belly in the shirt
though causing it to hang down that far away i i i don't see how that's just shirt now like
and i want to be like well you, you know, closer, farther away,
etc. Look at the head size.
If anything, the head size in the after
after is smaller than the after.
Like he's farther from the
camera.
It's hard to tell. He also
has less hair and less beard.
But
the evidence is he's gained weight.
He's gained weight. Yeah, that's not how shirts work.
Oh, yeah, that's my shirt that has internal volume.
Kyle, you'd look like that in that shirt too.
We all would.
You know, I could see if he was saying that like,
oh, I shouldn't have worn stripes.
Yeah, horizontal stripes.
That's what did it. It was have worn stripes. Yeah, horizontal stripes. That's what did it.
It was the horizontal stripes.
Those stripes take me from a cool 280 to 410.
I dread the day that stripes across your belly become the fashion.
Or when men have to wear belly shirts.
If that ever comes into style,
we're all going to have to really get on a fitness regimen.
I'm fucked.
I'll do whatever Joker did. You're going gonna have to really get on a fitness regimen i'm fucked i'll
do whatever joker did you're gonna have to go on a joker diet if men had to wear belly shirts that
would just be that that would be rough oh i had to go to my therapist today i had um i had uh
that i guess to you know case i was traumatized from prison or something like that and she's
like were you traumatized i'm like no no in my head i'm like a little yeah i was gonna say like would i be like i mean i'm really
glad i'm not there yeah i mean in reality it's like i i don't i don't want to come back here
i hate having to come to these appointments you know like like she's a really very nice lady i
like i enjoy talking to her we have a good time. I don't want to drive 20 minutes
every week to go
talk to her about... How long does this go?
I'm not sure
what you're asking. How long is the session?
Hour-long sessions.
How long do you have to do it?
That's it.
She signed me off today. She'd already
cleared me once before I went in,
but I had to go back again post-prison to see if i had regressed i suppose or something like that and so she cleared
me off again you come in with like a rasta hat and a bob marley shirt and a reeking of pot
kyle you seem to have changed i'm just saying i've always been brother. A skunk sprayed me
on the way in.
That's what.
I've got my own
Bob Marley soundtrack
just blaring behind me
all the time.
Well,
Petroli's the fashion.
So,
like,
I don't know how much
we're talking about this session.
Did you feel like you
tricked her into signing you off?
Or did you like share it? Like, did you off or did you like no share it like
did you get it from it like i might i was from it no i no we it's it i've never gotten anything
from the sessions with her um because i you know we just talk about um we'd usually talk about like
what gun she should buy for self-defense or uh uh, you know, how they got a BB gun to kill the
sparrows in their backyard or whatever the hell. Um, uh, I, I had a real therapist before her
that I thought was pretty helpful with some stuff, but, but, um, and, and not that she's
not a real therapist. It was just the other lady retired and the other lady specified,
uh, specialized in this sort of hypnotism, uh, stuff that was real therapist. Was that
a state mandated thing? Are you talking
about like in your past? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I haven't voluntarily went to any of these people.
They make me go. Oh yeah. For all I knew you were like when I was 19, I had a good experience.
No, no, they, they, they make me go to these people. Um, uh, but, but I think that's over now.
And I think I got to go back on Kodafone starting next month, which is the thing where you call the
number and you get drug tested randomly.
And then that'll finally be over in like a couple months, I think.
So that's good.
That's ahead of schedule.
No.
I thought I had said that it would be about two months of that.
Oh, I don't know where.
Maybe I invented it.
I thought it was for the duration of the probation
i don't believe it will be now okay um i think it's just a couple months of that
uh because i've already done so much of it um retrial are the travel restrictions for the
duration of the probation yeah i think so but it's one of those things where you you just need to
if you have a reason to go somewhere you can usually go i think like i just have to like is i wanted to a reason like i don't think so i don't think so um so yeah i've got some
pretty pretty annoying travel restrictions i can't go to where my parents live without asking for
permission because they're outside of my district of georgia oh i thought you had the state that's not right no no I have the northern district of Georgia
which is there's three yeah I got the north of Georgia we've taken the north and I guess like
like there are counties in Georgia outside of the northern district where I think if I wanted to go
to them they could they could say that I can't go there because i'm on probation it's a
whole it's it's a whole thing that is restrictive i'm not a fan i thought you had the whole state
and i i also thought if you were like i want to go someplace warmer they'd be like well
that's a valid reason i like warm weather too no i guess not no i want to go to colorado i'm a skier why do you want to go well
we're celebrating the end of codophone no well that sucks northern georgia only one area in
northern georgia like in What's the whole northern Georgia?
I've got a map
that shows
what northern Georgia is.
Are they pretty chill about it?
If you say, I want to go visit my dad or my mom,
is it pretty much an immediate...
Okay, go ahead. I don't know.
I haven't done that yet.
You know what? Don't do that.
Make everybody come to you for the next next one.
That's what I'm doing. That's where my head was too.
I've been using that one pretty
like, you know, I'd like to drive the two and a half
hours and come see you guys, but they just
won't let me.
By the way, I've got the deep fryer.
I do have the deep fryer. I've got the turkey
fryer sitting in there in the box ready to rock
and roll.
Turkey fryer and you've got your bread maker. Got my bread maker. And your ice cream maker. You box ready to rock and roll turkey fryer and you got your bread maker
got my bread maker your ice cream maker you're ready to host quite the thanksgiving i so i i get
that fancy milk that comes in the glass bottles willie's familiar with it and i i used instant
cart the other day which is like a thing so you can order groceries at home you know it's like
postmates except they bring a whole load of groceries to your house and i I ordered cream, and I was going to make ice cream with the cream.
But instead, they brought me a bottle of custard.
And custard is like sweetened vanilla milk with egg mixed in.
And I was like, wait a minute.
That sounds like the base of ice cream.
So I just poured the whole bottle of custard into my ice cream maker,
and it was the best ice cream I've ever had.
It made this incredibly delicious vanilla ice cream.
Did you add more sugar and shit to it?
No, I just sprinkled some salt in.
That was it.
For the longest time, we used Lowe's Foods to go.
One disadvantage of where I live
is the grocery store is a little further.
In Apex, it was a mile and a half,
like really close.
Here, it's 15 minutes.
And you go both ways.
It's a whole thing.
We're using Amazon Prime now,
which is Whole Foods,
and they deliver to the door.
Jackie loves it.
I guess she likes the online experience. They can do things to make it easier for you to order the same items you did last week.
Because if you just pick things out of a grocery store SKU list, it's ginormous.
So she likes the online experience.
She likes the shopping the
guys they come when they say they're going to and it's packaged well and she just made her so happy
yeah i love ordering um because i the same reason i like ordering food with postmates is i can be a
real asshole about how specific i am specific kinds of cuts of meat and cheeses and stuff
and then they gotta go and hunt them down
I think I'm gonna do some Cajun food
this week, some jambalaya
give myself a nice
roux
get a nice roux
yeah
I've never made jambalaya
I've loved it every time I've had it
little chicken thigh
Some shrimp
Shrimp
Rice
It's fucking tasty
And all the other ingredients of the dish I'm listing
Flour, oil
It's like taco soup without any tacos
Think of it as a taco soup
But not at all
It's what it is It's like taco soup but a broth thing no way that's a whole other thing you don't like
jambalaya woody or just i do like i i've literally my only experience with it is at a
restaurant chain i can't remember the name of i want to say it's kudobas but that's the sandwich
one yeah is there another one that starts with a Q that's like the Mexican one
Oh Qdoba is the
Burrito one
I don't think they have jambalaya
Well I'm not sure
They have like Mexican tortilla soup
And shit
Never tried that though
That's good too
Yeah I like that
Well you want to call it a wrap there i'm going to see what the
show times are for joker i'm going to see how far i have to drive i haven't uh open showing in your
region uh yeah yeah but like i'm kind of picky about the theater experience like i i don't want
like a real i i prefer like a bigger screen if i it doesn't have to be imax but i want it to be that
sort of tier above like the old standard screen and IMAX
like some sort of movie max
extreme with the fancy seats or
something. Makes every movie better
but I will say this isn't like Avengers
Endgame where you're
not a bunch of like huge
you know super power things
that you want to see. Yeah it's more of a drama
and you're going to
really like it. I think you will.
I hope you will too.
Alright.
PKN 270.