Painkiller Already - PKN #271

Episode Date: November 8, 2019

It's PKN time baby! (PKA apologies for the poor audio/issue with Woody's microphone for this week's show, look forward to a really great 2 hour long episode of PKN next week to make up for this fudge ...up!)

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Starting point is 00:00:00 All right. If you don't mind me saying, you seem a little worn out. Would that be fair? Yeah, yeah. Sleep schedule's not strong right now. But it is. Did you just wake up, or do you need to go to bed? I need to go back to bed.
Starting point is 00:00:17 I need to go back to bed. What's your current trajectory you were on? How long were you up? How long did you sleep? And then that brought you here. I had been up since like uh like 9 p.m yesterday um and i went to sleep about an hour ago and then you know i had an alarm set for this so now i'm up again all right yeah that'll talk you out i i did you said it right but i processed it so you're like been up since 9
Starting point is 00:00:45 p.m yesterday i'm like well nine's a little early to go to bed but all right it's not so what's he making a big deal about oh wait a minute yeah i that was on me that was risky business of you waiting until an hour before we start this and then taking a nap because i always just i prefer to just forge ahead if at all possible because that was when i just ran out of steam i just completely like crashed at that point i had been up for you know how many hours my strong suit right at this moment but it had been a lot four or five days it felt like yeah i ran the numbers that sounds um what have you what have you been doing that's been keeping you up? Is it Modern Warfare? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:01:26 It's not any one thing. It's mostly just the sleep schedule's just fucked up. And it's just been bad. I've been having a hard time sleeping for like eight hours straight whenever I do sleep. So I'll sleep for like five hours or six hours. In weird spurts and weird times of the day so it's just i i i could easily be asleep at five in the morning or five in the afternoon just flip a flip a fucking coin uh it's it's been real bad i've got things i need to be doing
Starting point is 00:01:59 like real real life things are ranking yeah i need a, I need a washing machine. It's like, not today, I guess. You're like, yeah, turns out they're not open from 10 p.m. to 7, 8. Dude, those are free on Tinder. And they'll fuck you. I've heard. I've heard. The scrub board is being worn down to a nub right now. I got to get going.
Starting point is 00:02:22 board is being worn down to a nub right now. It's just, I gotta get going. I got to tomorrow. I'm hoping that after we wrap up here, I'm immediately going to go right straight to bed again. Um, and you might fall asleep on the fucking recording based on how you're sounding right now.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Like I was, you, you sound so I'm used to hearing tired Kyle because you go through these cycles where you'll come in and like a manic thing where it's like I've been awake for 10 hours and I'm feeling great and I'm ready to forge ahead I make it 20 make it 30 fucking 50 hours and then other times like this like this time you sound so tired that I was like oh man Kyle seems sad yeah my favorite part of the cycle is like you know what I've got my sleep cycle all sorted out i went to bed at midnight
Starting point is 00:03:06 last night woke up at 8 a.m i'm hard charging and i've solved it when what's actually happened is as the sleep cycle evolves around the clock it's just normal for him yeah yeah and by the way i've been yeah feeling like that it's real bad um i do not like being like this uh uh this sleepy uh but i have been playing some uh some i i some modern warfare and and some pub g man shroud is so fucking good at call of duty i noticed that as well oh god i didn't play it again i didn't uh listen to a cod too it doesn't yes are you playing campaign are you playing multi i beat the campaign the campaign only takes about four and a half hours to beat um i played on you know i'm no wings of redemption so i've just played on no i've been like veteran mode or some shit like that what's
Starting point is 00:03:56 the one below veteran hardened maybe hardened maybe that's what i'm playing yeah yeah yeah and you know it's it's it's it's it's it's challenging I would say, you know Yeah, you have to like pay attention. You can't just like lazily like okay. I'm gonna run up. Oh, there's eight of them Well, they're all dead now You know you you died in about two bullets three bullets something like that probably depending on where they hit you and you get one Shot sniped in certain parts of the game, which is a bit annoying And you can get one shot sniped in certain parts of the game, which is a bit annoying,
Starting point is 00:04:27 but they don't have the grenade spam at least that, that, you know, like world at war was notorious for that in their campaign. When you were playing on the higher difficulties, so everywhere, yeah. You're like, I guess I'll just dig a hole.
Starting point is 00:04:38 It just didn't work. I'm playing on hardened. And mostly I find it to be, there were two times when I died in a bed and so I come to life like on one I was actually was like the checkpoint was on the wrong side of a wall
Starting point is 00:04:54 so as soon as I came back to life three people shoot needed to get to the other side of the wall and anyway another time was a similar time as soon as I came in looking the window one looking both trying to shoot and uh you know it just led to a lot but um shroud might be better at call of duty than he's been at any game um uh it it's shocking to watch him play that fucking game he got um there's a video that's up right now.
Starting point is 00:05:25 It's called Three Nukes in 17 Minutes. Now, it wasn't 17 minutes of him being like streaming. I think it was more like an hour. But still, it's 17 minutes of footage and a nuke in the new Call of Duty. I think it's, yeah, Modern Warfare is 30 kills. 30 gun kills. Yeah, so no kill street kill uh no kill street kills count and no um vehicle kills cap because the new doesn't seem to be i think
Starting point is 00:05:57 if you needed 25 kills people would get 10 maybe yeah eight to ten to 10. Get yourself to a Harrier or a Pace. Yeah. There were definitely those scenarios where the guy would get 7 kills with his gun and then just Harrier, Chopper gun, or nuke. It's just really fast nukes. 3-4 minute nukes. He gets them all with his gun.
Starting point is 00:06:26 He's doing gun challenges as he goes so he was like trying to get a gold ak-47 and i think part of the challenge involves using the ak with like zero attachments and this is a very attachment heavy game if you've got a naked weapon then the gun has a lot of recoil and uh and so he's playing with that super high recoil ak just destroying and uh watching him play it it's it's it's it's not like what it looks like when i play he's checking four angles simultaneously he's like look look look look look look look look look die die die die, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, the street and if he bumps into three guys that my money's on him probably the way everybody's starting to play this game who's really into it is they'll just like start to emulate a guy like shroud where smoke will become the total meta and everybody's popping smoke i don't know so he's got
Starting point is 00:07:35 25 000 people on this website i've never heard of watching sure that soon everyone will play just like yeah that's where the smart money is no no that won't be as good but like if i the same way with grizz on no scope videos i went and i tried to play like grizz but i didn't selectively edit my g shot and so i just looked like an ass for two years premise of my channel was based on watching xcal print every print around corners sprint indoors which is like some of my cardinals and still win every gunfight with laser accuracy on the face and i'm like all right so this is how to play when you're not xcal and i think that i there's a shroud parallel there maybe even more extreme and like you said i when i played the beta um i i had a rough it just went really it wasn't really public and when i finally put
Starting point is 00:08:35 it down i actually popped in saint ravages just to watch him play and sandy's a great guy i really like him and uh he's like it's all all right, Woody. It's no big deal. Like, the people in this game, in this play in the beta are really good. Like, it's hard. Meanwhile, he's quick scope going into 1v4 situation, wrecking everyone. And it's like, well, aren't you sweet to say that? But how come it doesn't affect you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:02 This video is like, I think his channel was the only one and even then not regularly at all the only gameplay centered channel that i would ever ever tune into because of the fun duke nukem soundboard clips i like that yeah and how we just take that shitty spaz that i sucked ass with that turns sideways into the cock like I remember using that gun and being like telling my friends like don't even bother it's trash like I watch I watch sandy ravage use it and I'm like oh maybe oh I was trashed the whole time why is it that if I take more than two shots with the spaz I get killed in between but he doesn't what is but what voodoo is he casting on them while he it's called cock.
Starting point is 00:09:45 It sounded wrong to me. Yeah, it's just better. Just, like, what did he do in between shots that made him not die? Why does he get more one-shot kills than me? Probably aiming right where you're... Probably it. And then the other gun he used a lot...
Starting point is 00:10:00 Do you remember? It's a submachine gun. Might have had... UMG-45, does that... UMP, probably. UMP, okayachine gun. Might've had UMG 45. Does that UMP probably? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:09 So, um, he played that gun and people were like, well, that gun actually is godly. Yeah. I mean, no,
Starting point is 00:10:16 not when I use it so much, like it's good, but it didn't turn me into Sandy. And then there was the whole thing that it was just poor guy lived with that. Yeah. He had a good internet connection. He'd play well on mine. Yeah, he was just great. He was just very good.
Starting point is 00:10:34 But yeah, I've watched Shroud dominate at every game he's played for the last few years. He's incredible at Apex Legends. He's incredible at PUBG. He's incredible at CSGO. And then every smaller title that would come out for like, you know, and would be hot for a week or two, he'd get in there and dominate that too.
Starting point is 00:10:52 But I've never seen him as dominant as a game, at a game, when everybody else is kind of struggling. You know, everybody else is kind of having a hard time stringing together those long kill streaks, and he just it's outrageous out of his safe space right like all right stroud i've recognized you're good at every shoot for example how are you at the floor is lava which is like or or what's the game that you and Taylor play? Total War or maybe Civ or something like that. Dude, I wouldn't be surprised if he was
Starting point is 00:11:31 amazing at those games. He's probably a great magic player. If he got into Total War, there is a micro aspect to that game. He'd probably be amazing at it. What holds me back with Total War is I'll be I know exactly what I should be doing with every unit and then I'll
Starting point is 00:11:49 accidentally but oh no well fuck turns out those chariots have been hanging out by an oak tree patch over there for the last five minutes of the battle and I've lost like yeah it requires a lot of mental horsepower and it's like you've got a guy keep you gotta keep a lot of plates spinning. And if you forget about a teacup or two, then all of a sudden you're like, oh, well, shit, I haven't been fighting at maximum strength here for minutes now. The guy who doesn't forget about the teacup beats you.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Yeah, absolutely. But yeah, very entertaining. And he's on Mixer now. I would love to know. I guess I'm just curious to know. I wonder what they paid him to switch over to mixer that's interesting probably something wonder ludicrous taylor you have more than no followers but almost no followers right like you're just getting an enthusiasm all right i'm not making a suggestion just positing the question is mixer a good idea now so so let me lay it out.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Normally, you just go to Twitch. Go to Twitch. You go where the viewers are. Why would you go there? Yeah. But if you're brand new, maybe Taylor. Take someone like Taylor
Starting point is 00:12:55 who's not on PKA, right? Someone who's good at games. No, no. I want your parallel without the PKA. I think you might get a thousand people watching or more um because they're all there's like a pent-up domain all right but take someone who
Starting point is 00:13:13 offers the same stuff as you who doesn't have does mixer make sense it's probably not that hard to be the fourth biggest mixer guy in a cat where it it pretty hard to be the fourth biggest Twitch guy? But almost anything. So. Well, it looks like Shroud and Ninja are heads and tails above everybody that I'm clicking on. Yeah, my guess would be that it's gonna be a while before. People go there for them. People are going there just for them right now.
Starting point is 00:13:39 And they're not browsing the way that people do on Twitch. Twitch is such, it's like, I don't know. It has a UI that lends itself to browsing. go there for them people are going there just for them right now and they're not browsing the way that people do on twitch twitch is such it's like it has i don't know it's it's ever browsing yeah everybody's on netflix right now you know watching netflix and all of a sudden this this brand new thing called netflix just started and and they picked up game of you know game of the game of thrones and the the watchman tv show nobody is everybody's going there for that but nobody's really clicking browse and scrolling through their other tv shows they're all about ninja and shroud i don't know i think twitch is definitely still the way definitely
Starting point is 00:14:14 still okay okay yeah and i i don't really i watch a little but i haven't gone to mixer yet i guess i should perform magic yeah i'm finding a couple people that are what is big in the streaming like it seems like a thousand concurrent viewers that's a lot right i think well depends who you are you know like like for you that would be super duper good um you know wings um averages like three to six, somewhere in there. But somebody like Shroud will get 20,000 or 30,000. And somebody like Choco Taco might have 10,000 to 15,000 on a good stream. 200 is low for me, and 300 is something. Usually when I go to Gus, just chat. My gameplay is apparently viewer repellent.
Starting point is 00:15:07 But when I go to just chatting, I'll be in the three i don't know i can see that being the case for me for my channel i i made hundreds of youtube videos playing games i don't think i ever gave a tip or a trick i think you did when a new zombies map dropped you want to you the game, didn't you? Do you remember that? Yeah, those... You made a little run at it, trying to be the zombie guy. Yeah, but then I was like, oh man, I'm not that good at this. It's difficult to find tips that aren't already taken. Yeah, and tips for so many people who were doing it, it's just like, yeah, you just got to do what you're doing,
Starting point is 00:15:47 but just way, way better. Just think of what you're doing, throw that in the trash, better version. Well, I was thinking Easter eggs in particular. Sometimes it was like, here's how you do it. Because when a new zombie map drops, there's a lot of attention for explaining like, hey, here's how you open the pattern yeah i was only able to able
Starting point is 00:16:08 to help with easter egg stuff on a couple maps and that was because the people i played with all the time were like taylor hop in we'll record and i'll show you how to do it but like if i were to hop in and start looking i'd be like all right maybe i'd shoot the the lamp and jump that's what they do though like maybe i throw a grenade and then shoot the lamp and jump no That's what they do though. Maybe I throw a grenade and then shoot the lamp and jump. No, nothing. Okay. Maybe it has nothing to do with the lamp. Last year when zombies came out,
Starting point is 00:16:31 I, you know, I was into that. I was into learning about all the Easter eggs and stuff and how to get, there were so many Easter eggs in last year's zombies. So many different ways to beat each map. And I was watching this live stream of these three or four guys playing zombies and
Starting point is 00:16:48 the actual zombies were completely secondary. They weren't even worried about they don't care what level they're getting to. They're just there to complete Easter eggs and they were completing Easter eggs that they already knew about to get this gun or open this part of the map, etc. At the same time, they already knew about to like get this gun or open this part of the map, et cetera.
Starting point is 00:17:05 But at the same time, they were also doing things like just putting random codes into the code machine and just like stabbing everything like, like punching picture frames. Like, all right, I'm going to, I'm going to go punch every picture frame in the map. All right,
Starting point is 00:17:18 just keep them busy. Just hitting everything, wiggling around everywhere. I don't even have a good idea on how people... Because, for example, you can't just punch every pixel. Oh, you know. Yeah. So they must have educated guests
Starting point is 00:17:33 on where to look, what to try. And I don't even... They literally are punching every fucking pixel in some cases. It's so bizarre to watch. And they would have like 8,000 people watching him I can't remember the guy's name but but like you know they had some idea that like something would happen and I don't remember exactly what you did but like You let armor when one instance There's like a big like bouncer type zombie like a boss character that would chase you around and it had this animation where it would be like there you are and he would charge
Starting point is 00:18:10 at you like it would be Western. Now this is in last year's zombies and and but like in the Western map you would have to get him to charge at you and then dodge and let him break down a wall and and there was like and nobody knew that wall was there for like the first month or something like that and there was a holy shit there was a whole room up here with a like an electric chair and a person in the chair now we got to figure out how to like pull the switch on the electric chair so then there was like days of people figuring out the electricity of how to like flip the switch and I remember then
Starting point is 00:18:43 there was like a ghost bird that would fly out and the ghost bird you could only see it if you had your riot shield up and we're looking through the the peep screen of the riot sounds so frustrating that particular baffles me i have to imagine it's a little crowd so just right like you're talking about people live streaming but is there not a Twitch chat that's, hey, I copied you and I found this piece of the park. These guys were on the cutting edge of it. But what you said is absolutely true,
Starting point is 00:19:14 where there's like, oh yeah, this guy discovered the wall. This guy saw the bird for the first time. This guy realized that the bird was moving throughout the map and where it was gonna go. And you have to follow the bird to where it goes and then do another thing. And, but, um,
Starting point is 00:19:28 these guys in particular that I was watching, cause it's what I was curious about. It's what I've always been curious about with zombies, Easter eggs. They were like on the cutting edge. So they were the guys who were there like, all right, there's a bird there.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Now what do we do? I don't know. Let's punch everything. It did not look fun. It did not look fun. But they were amazing at zombies. they were so good at zombies that like they didn't care about dying or yeah what was going on if there's if there's a map that had a good little looping area like the good example was ascension i think in black ops one and you
Starting point is 00:20:00 could just play that map until you got bored. Like even when you finally, even when Thundergun is the only thing that can kill them. And even then, not even a hundred percent anymore, you could still run through the traps. And as long as it, then it just becomes a, how do I make money thing?
Starting point is 00:20:18 And you just have to knife them or go get a submachine gun and, and just blow a bunch of blow your load into that big horde of men and none of them die but you've got none of them die but you got a billion dollars and you just get i don't know then you had the other ones like uh the one with the the lava and the oh no you know the one with the bus that went around that's the lava one yeah uh there were two one was you were just in the place with the lava on the ground where the bus that went around? That's the lava one. Yeah. There were two. One was you were just in the place with the lava on the ground where the bus crashed. And the other one named Bus Transit is what it was called.
Starting point is 00:20:52 You actively move from spot to spot to spot. Yeah, I didn't like that. And Transit itself wasn't that hard. It was trying to coordinate all of the retards the game would pair you with. You'd be like, we're getting on the bus. It's closing. It's closing. All right, all four of us? All four of us are here. All right be like, we're getting on the bus. It's closing. It's closing. All right, all four of us?
Starting point is 00:21:06 All four of us are here. All right. No, I just burnt out. I just burnt out. I thought I saw something shiny. I remember. I think that either Black Ops 1 dropped or Transit dropped. Something happened.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Right? The night that PKA had. We decided to play it as the show turns out that's very important they were so upset that it wasn't they didn't like watching us i can't blame you and most people don't want to sit there and watch our faces all episode you know they're just sitting there hearing us go hearing you guys i guess i was probably wasn't on that one be like whoa oh wait give me that in the gameplay but uh you know that just wasn't like the audio people yeah oh but uh yeah yeah that just wasn't what they came for yeah where she goes ricky
Starting point is 00:22:04 yeah i i like zombies a lot. It doesn't get repetitive to me. I like when there's progression and you're continuously getting better. There is that point around 25 or 30 where it seems like, all right, I got all the guns. They're all maxed out. I've got all the armor. I've got the shield. I've got whatever there is to have, and that's kind of over by that point.
Starting point is 00:22:24 I've got the shield I've got whatever there is to have and that's kind of over by that point the other map that was really easy to go far on was that um that Japanese like World War II map that was outdoors oh it's I think it was like Shinonuma does that sound right maybe it was like I said it was all outdoors in a swamp and uh yeah with one central building yeah and there were I don't think you ever got more than 24 zombies on the map at once like like that was it and or like per round maybe even like they got tougher and tougher and tougher but the number just maxed out i i think the only time you would lose on that one is if like the dog surprised you on a dog round and you weren't in a good spot for them if you look at the world records um you
Starting point is 00:23:05 know a lot of the maps the record is like 100 or 105 130 and then you get to that map and the and the highest level is like level 3030 or something like that it's like it's it's like 30 times more rounds uh for that map i think it's mostly because of that yeah i need to check this because this says shinonuma world record attempt 5 700 there you go what you could have had a degree wait round 7 200 no way i you know about how i almost always played zombies with a group and someone would muscle their way in the best of six. And all the rest of us trying to keep up in some shitty area.
Starting point is 00:23:54 It's always two or three notches worse than where you want it. And it's like, well, fuck. Even I can kite zombies there. But when you're in the other spots it's that's uh i really like the um the most recent zombies there there was a it was the map where you like go back in time and you're in like a gladiatorial arena and i felt like there wasn't a bad spot anymore i could kite in any of the spots
Starting point is 00:24:20 any of the main spots there were several places to be the easiest was like right in the middle of the arena because it's just a giant circle with a with a podium in the middle and like it you can you can go around and around or you can cut straight through the middle up and over that podium and that was super duper easy but there were four or five other spots that were just a little bit harder and and i i never wanted anybody any excuses. I didn't want anybody to be like, I didn't have the good spot. I'd always be like, yeah, go ahead. You take the middle. That way you can't fucking complain. I'll go upstairs or I'll go downstairs.
Starting point is 00:24:55 That was a great map. It was a cool aesthetic too with the gladiators would come out on fire and shit. That was a fun map. I liked it a lot. That may be my favorite map ever and it's from the most recent zombies too i did a good job with that man this guy getting around 7 200 his total kills he got 100 thousand 44 kills got him got him
Starting point is 00:25:22 i only quit because my electricity went out because I quit my job and my girlfriend left me. Couldn't pay the bill. Couldn't pay the bill. He was not impressed. Being a zombie. That's still profitable? Yeah. Well, I mean, like I was saying, like those guys who were on like the cutting edge or whatever,
Starting point is 00:25:37 like he had like 8,000 or 10,000 people watching him live. And he was playing all day, every day, you know, just him and his buddies. live and he was playing all day every day you know just him and his buddies and and even his buddies he you know would have like 1 000 2 000 people watching them because because they were like the people discovering the new thing um it was it was pretty cool to watch pretty legit yeah um i don't know i don't know i don't know if there's a guy like syndicate there probably is i'm sure there is um who's just really good at it and he's he's fun to watch for gameplay i'm sure there's people like that still um there i mean there's for every every game um in every little facet of every game so i'm sure there is yeah yeah i well we'll see how twitch goes I just need to get not completely terrible
Starting point is 00:26:26 at WASD. And to anybody out there who needs the update, pretty much everything important has come in, except for the computer itself. Perhaps some would say the most important part of streaming. No, he got it pre-made.
Starting point is 00:26:42 No, I got it pre-built. Where'd it go? Power PC or something like that. Cyber power? Yeah. Or iBuyPower. I said... You know what? It's in the...
Starting point is 00:26:55 Yeah. Well, you do need a computer. It's cyber power. Yeah, cyber power. Anyway. Yeah. I thought he was going to say there's cyber power. So yes, cyber power. Yeah. So anyway. Yeah. Yes. I thought he was going to say there's no case. All right. Do you have a piece of plywood?
Starting point is 00:27:13 How are you on shoeboxes? Yeah, the people, the people do that with shoeboxes. They just so is this thing going to create a lot of heat? Because I see people being like, oh, a a water cool pass-through thing and it's like that no so like they're cooling with a fan so um there's cooling elements already like in computers you've got a water cooler in your inside your computer there's like a heat sink that's attached to your cpu and it's circulating um water through. It's like a contained closed circuit. Oh, look at that liquid cooling.
Starting point is 00:27:51 He's probably got an H100 or something. I don't have that, but the one I got has a fan. You do. So there's a couple different kinds of liquid cooling. I'm looking at it in your parts list, idiot. Yeah, it's pretty standard pretty basic um but you know if you've got just the the the closed circuit liquid heatsink thingamabob on your cpu um what what you might get that confused with is some people have like a custom circuit liquid
Starting point is 00:28:20 cooled pc that have all these hoses of water where that's being circulated everywhere and oftentimes they dye the water a certain color, so it's pumping through red magma, and then they have all their RGB lights set to slow pulse red, so now it's like a heart. It's like a circulatory system when you
Starting point is 00:28:39 look in the side of their PC, and it's just more trouble than it's worth from what I understand. It's just so much easier to put some fans on that motherfucker and just go i'm an air cool guy now yeah it just because it's it tends to work pretty reliably if it fails it fails very slowly due to blow it out and it would uh water cool especially if you make it and you know we're all depending on roll then it could fail very rapidly yeah i've always wanted one um because they do look cool but by the end of the same token i've always wanted one of those goddamn mineral oil pc rigs where the whole yeah so they take the entire pc all of the parts that you see on the inside of that motherfucker,
Starting point is 00:29:28 but they're inside mineral oil, like baby oil almost. Like it's clear. In a fish tank. Fluid. In a fish tank. Yeah, essentially, yeah. And, you know, that doesn't short it out. It's mineral oil, not water.
Starting point is 00:29:41 And it keeps everything cool by by just absorbing the heat and you know that like it was obvious it wasn't obvious I'm like how does that still work it's surrounded by oil okay it it looks a lot it looks watery it looks watery my understanding was always wet things ruin electricity no I guess I guess not mineral oil let me find a picture one because they do look really cool that sounds cool it's like suspended and they should have it with yeah anacle fish and you know the pink rocks on the bottom of the aquarium and a tree they do just yeah I'm literally I'm gonna link you to one that's done exactly in the in that fashion I would like that yeah it's pretty cool
Starting point is 00:30:25 it's just again it's just like more work than it's worth more trouble than it's worth when you could just be like I put three fans on the front yeah you're like I'm gonna link you one like that this is much better this guy is not
Starting point is 00:30:43 only a gamer he's a reef keeper. Kyle remembered the reef keeper being the most elite fish. Yeah. Oh, he has a fake jellyfish. Jellyfish in there. By the way, jellyfish, very different. It's not fake. It's just dying with terrible death.
Starting point is 00:31:01 That's a really cool looking fish. That's really cool. Like, I admire it it i don't know that i want to go through that effort and i don't know if the oil event let me ask when i was a reef keeper i evaporated like five to seven gallons of water so i would have like put in seven gallons every guy i wonder if he runs into any of that i mean if you have moving water you have a lot of event moving oil uh i don't know i'm out of my depth oh look at that not bad for a sleepy guy yeah i'm what i watched uh i mean i have shrouds stream open i'm clicking back and forth he is very
Starting point is 00:31:46 good at this game this call of duty you know he but another thing is this is not at all yes but you're like i haven't really watched any cod but how slow he's moving and like moving while ads and everything like it's almost the same kind of behavior in cod that would get you bitched out in like cod 4 where you're like going slow ads around the corner and then like crowds jumping up to try and get the the benefit and it's like oh that's interesting how that's changed like now that this is a slower game everybody's just like nope this is just the way you play now but you have to you can't run around like an asshole like cod 4 modern warfare 2 and expect to have success apparently
Starting point is 00:32:26 From the three minutes. I watched yeah, I don't know I Am It changes to depend on what's going on There's a lot of tactical movement though for sure like there's a lot you die so fast You just die so so fast and and you know, we're on PC now, too so you it just takes to another level like on you got a little bit of a little bit of extra time If everybody's on controller for sure, but he's everybody locks on with their aim really fucking quick and a little fast twitch shooters like cod and PC That's why that's one of the reasons like we were saying in the hangout check out patreon
Starting point is 00:33:02 day before yesterday or whenever it was out um check out patreon uh day before yesterday or whenever it was um how i like pub g so much because it's like it takes like four to six bullets to kill a person and uh so if somebody starts shooting you you just get behind a piece of cover you just get behind a fucking tree or behind a box or behind a rock and you can extend the fight out and you You don't get those really frustrating deaths where it's like you just walk around a corner and just get melted and you're just gone. Yeah. It's more like Halo in that way, it seems.
Starting point is 00:33:32 I was actually going to say, you said Shroud is very good at COD. And it's not that, like, I'm surprised. But I've often said the problem with COD for somebody like Shroud, if Shroud and I went 1v1, best of, first guy to get to 30 kills, I think I'd get it.
Starting point is 00:33:51 It sounds crazy because he's obviously, but like when I went up against Rambo or Skump or guys like that, I got kills. Because sometimes in a quick to kill game, the guy who's not as good gets a win now right cod does that if shroud that's what i liked about cod right like like like some people got really frustrated with it but so to see that shroud is killing it in a game where noobs sometimes find success is interesting yeah i see i see what you're saying um I think that the longer the time to kill in a game is,
Starting point is 00:34:27 the further the greats are separated from the just okays and the goods and the bads. So I think in a game like Halo, for example, if you go back and watch Walshie play, if Walshie's playing an intermediate player, he's never going to die. It's just not going to happen. Now I'm watching him play Dom, Walsh he didn't well if while she's playing an intermediate player he's never gonna die yes it's not gonna happen now I'm watching him play Dom and he's doing nothing but sprinting with what
Starting point is 00:34:50 seems like too fast of a sensitivity to even be allowed the audience and I are watching it he's so goddamn quick like like when he plays ground war on this this one map in particular he he sort of holds down a big central building it's a really big building and he'll be holding four angles at once simultaneously just just just adsing to four different positions as at a better what he's doing right now yeah when i was a more educated player i uh like watching which angles matter to him, how he jumps around corners and stuff. I'm seeing him jump, crouch, aim down as he enters.
Starting point is 00:35:37 He is eating these guys' lunch. He's just absolutely... Yeah, he was kind of spawn camping. It was weird that they kept spawning in front of him but like look away look back there's two of them he was on top of like defending the point though oh yeah he's playing uh pointing oh yeah he's playing the ground war mode point was yeah the spawns are pretty limited uh in this in this game mode they're they're gonna be locked down here in a minute.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Or not, you know. We'll see. I know some people are fussing about them. I feel like there's been a lot of fussing about them right out of the gate. And that's usually caught in Joy's brief period. Yeah. The thing is, I saw on Twitter, like, right away, I didn't really have much,
Starting point is 00:36:24 but I saw Blame Truth uninstalled it and was like, this is the worst. I hate this. This sucks. And then, I mean, all my friends who are talking about it in our group chat, they all play on console and they're like, this game rules. This is awesome. So I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, you know, it's definitely not for me. It's not the kind of gameplay that I am good at or really enjoy. And those are two different things for me. You know, I can be bad at games, and that'll really drive me to just play harder and get better at the game. But I don't think this is going to be one of them. Plus, very few of my friends are playing it.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Some of them just didn't want to. They were like, oh, this is going to be a fad. And the guy who's from one of my friends who's in Canada, it's like $80 for him for the base game. So he didn't even want to bother spending $80 on something that we might play for a month or for two weeks or whatever. And, you know. I went into Borderlands knowing. So I like Borderlands.
Starting point is 00:37:25 It's a bummer that your Borderlands experience was the worst. Universally agreed upon. That's the worst one. Which one did Kyle play? Three. Oh yeah, no wonder. Wait, three is the one we just...
Starting point is 00:37:36 Was it the prequel that you played? It was the prequel, yeah. So they don't call it three. Three would be the current. I understand. The third one, yeah. Yeah, so so um anyway that one was the worst one and well i still don't think kyle's gonna more lanes if he won no i i think more lands is a good game i just didn't think that i think that if the story had been better i would have wanted to play more of it. But I do like
Starting point is 00:38:05 the gunplay mechanic of it. I also didn't feel like we were playing on a hard enough difficulty for all those upgrades to matter to me. It was like, oh, I got an acid gun now. So I was pretty much destroying with the laser gun. But
Starting point is 00:38:20 when I buy Borderlands, I go into it knowing it's kind of expensive. A game like PUBG, for example, I think it's been really inexpensive. $15 for the fucking game, yeah. Right, outrageous. $15 or maybe $20. It's just next to free-to-play.
Starting point is 00:38:38 He's at less than a penny a minute. Yeah, but I spend money in other ways on the game. I do. I don't know what i've spent at this point it's more than 15 for sure it's almost a free but but um yeah yeah anyway but it's still i imagine feet per minute uh borderlands you know you play through it twice and i had enough for you can only really it's one of those games like the way i know you guys never got into pokemon but like it would be you'd play through it with charmander for example and because you start with a fire guy
Starting point is 00:39:11 your entire composition and where you have to go to catch things and the team you have to build is totally different and then you play the whole thing through and then six months later you're like you know what yeah it's the exact same game but i'm gonna start with squirtle now because starting with the water guy it's gonna change the entire composition of my team and where i have to go what i have to build what my concerns have to be and yeah it seems like it was kind of like that because i had fun replaying borderlands until i ran out of characters to play or until i ran out of characters that i thought were fun and then i stopped playing like the i never play as the healer characters because that's boring but that guy the midget guy who was jacked,
Starting point is 00:39:45 it would just be like, what was his special? The Gunzerker. That was him. I think it was number two. He would just go like, he'd hit his amp up and he'd go, ah, ha, ha, ha, fuck you! And they'd pick out two versions of the gun and just be gaining health, gaining all his magic and everything.
Starting point is 00:40:03 I think he gained ammo when he shot people. He did. It was great, and it recharged so quickly once you upgraded it that I would stand outside of boss battles with my favorite gun and it being out of ammo and just flip off the door that entered to there and then he'd just be
Starting point is 00:40:19 standing there not shooting, gaining ammo and maxing his health. He was too easy to play with towards the end. was even just destroying bosses by himself i but uh in the first one there was a character named britt yeah the character and i played with it hey let's uh let's fight each other i'm like all right you know i've got a sniper build and he has it dude he walked up to me i don't know punched me a few times and i was instant dead it was like for one of the ones my build sucks you know yeah sniper sucks anyway yeah were you mordecai yeah i was yeah i like borderlands but it's expensive per minute uh cod maybe wasn't for me back in the day but if it is a one-minute front bad i see yeah and at
Starting point is 00:41:10 the best it's gonna be a a one-year game whereas pub g i feel like we've been playing for like i know when we're in the fifth season and so that maybe that's three and a half years i don't know um that's a lot of time or two and a half years or something like that. Yeah, it's been a long time now. And the game is just so much better than it was. I love that about PC gaming so much. Like, there have been plenty of CODs that came out, and you're like, ah, this is a real stinker.
Starting point is 00:41:37 And you're like, you think it's ever going to be good? You mean by July? Because nobody's going to be playing by then ever again but with pubg it's like ah they didn't they didn't put mantling into the game so everybody has to time a crouch jump just right to get out of a window and the cars don't really work very well i think they'll be right yeah yeah they had a whole team of people working on it um the the plan is for that to be fixed in march okay cool and it would be and like PUBG is such a different game. There are YouTube videos that are pretty cool to watch called
Starting point is 00:42:10 the evolution of PUBG. And you get to start at the like pre alpha and see that not only are the game mechanics poor, but the game looks like shit. And then you go all the way to now. And you know that they just recently added a bunch of features, you know, like little things that it's not like oh yeah now the now i can climb through a window and now it's little things like i can throw melee weapons now that's fucking fun you're throwing frying pans at people and shit like that it is the is the life cycle of cod that bad really like by july of this year people aren't going to be playing uh some people will be playing
Starting point is 00:42:46 but i would estimate that like like if there's a i would i would think that 30 of the of the players aren't playing anymore something like that which is a gigantic hunk of them whereas a game like pub g like i i actually haven't been paying attention to their player base and what's been going on like that with that but it's it's definitely fluctuated over time and there'll be times where you know they just added some new content it's probably on the rise slightly uh you know there's probably more people playing right now than there were last month oh i'm googling that's pretty cool yeah yeah i'd be curious to know how about those games like fortnite man that's a gargantuan game like people in prison were talking to me about Fortnite. Really?
Starting point is 00:43:25 Oh, yeah. Everybody knows about Fortnite. That's a universal... That one is completely free to play. Every kid plays it. It's struggling a little more than I would have get. In my mind. I mean, if it's someone who almost three years old yeah but i don't know i thought it was even hotter but it doesn't have october which was what kyle said
Starting point is 00:43:54 yeah i mean i i would assume that it's good because they just added a bit more content yeah yeah i see there's not nearly as many players as there once were. They certainly don't have a million concurrence or anything like that. It's like 300,000 or so. Oh, peak players. It hit 600,000 at one point last month. Yeah, whatever.
Starting point is 00:44:17 To me, it's like, why do I care? That's the other thing. As long as there's 99 other people online for me to play with and they're not all fucking streamers who are just going to beat my brains and i'm having fun yeah i agree i would because um maybe because of you pubg occupies my mind which is it yeah i really love it man it's it's a lot of fun for me um i i look forward i'm sure at some point they're going to make pubg. And PUBG 2 will be great from the start. And they'll be able to probably, I think there's something about the netcode of this game where there's something about how many ticks per second it does or something like that.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Where the game can never be perfect as far as the netcode. It's always going to be handicapped in a way because of the, the, the way they, um, because of what they started with where, and a lot of people are like, Oh yeah, PUBG tool definitely be better whenever they may. And I'm sure they will. It made so much money so far. And even though the game is 15 or $20, there's a lot of microtransactions that are all cosmetic. You know, it's all, it's a bunch of like grindy stuff, like new camos for your guns and new
Starting point is 00:45:26 dances for your character. Stupid shit like that. Is Wings playing better? I haven't went back to Wings. I watch Wings via highlight videos. Get a skewed view sometimes. I actually think Wings is pretty good at
Starting point is 00:45:43 shooters. Yeah. time i i actually think wings is pretty good at shooters but you know yeah i mean you would think he'd have to be as much as he plays but says he hasn't streamed in like three days no maybe he's not enjoying it i would guess my if i if if if i had to bet that he is playing Outer Worlds right now, refusing to stream it because he's like, I'm not streaming Outer Worlds. That's for me. That's for me.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Yeah, he said that. And so I believe him. I think he's actually probably because it's a lot like Fallout. It's made by the same team that made Fallout New Vegas, Obsidian, the company that did that, rather. And so it's like the TV show Firefly mixed with Fallout to some extent. It's kind of neat.
Starting point is 00:46:39 It's a little frustrating. Everybody wants to see Wings play Cod, right? C right cod just dropped he built his name on he's the cod guy you gotta stream some cod for it right like we'll see that's what he said he was like you know he was streaming um rainbow six and like i don't remember how much money he had made but let's just say he had made like120 in three hours or something like that. Okay. And then he switched over to COD, and not only did he only make $20 more in three or four hours,
Starting point is 00:47:14 but he also dropped like 150, 200 viewers or something like that. It seemed like people would rather watch him play Rainbow for whatever reason. Okay. I can see that he's built kind of a rainbow following maybe if he just stuck with you know it's yeah self-fulfilling prophecy on that like like but you say fall i think he'd rather be a rainbow streamer i don't know what he'd like it's hard to tell he He's never happy. Me personally, and this is probably just my taste, but it's also the taste of all the people I know and that I play games with.
Starting point is 00:47:50 I don't know a single person who plays Rainbow. And I know people who play, like Pigbert, that comes to our hangouts and everything. You know, the Garage Andy. He plays World of Warcraft. Spider Pig, I call him spider pig yeah everybody plays like like really eclectic stuff you know everybody and and we're all fucking video game nerds we're not we're not judging anybody but i don't know a single person who plays rainbow or likes rainbow
Starting point is 00:48:18 because it just seems to me in my opinion like a really really boring tactical shooter where it's just rinse and repeat rinse rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat. It would be like playing nothing but Search and Destroy on the same eight maps forever. For fewer. Yeah. Yeah. It sucks.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Yeah, and the time to kill is so quick. It's interesting. I said quick time to kill makes it so that bad players can do well but somehow in rainbow i feel like that's not true like yeah because we're not in a big arena where we're just running around and i could be a pew or i could be down there it's like you're always coming from out there and i'm always gonna be in here and i know i'm just gonna i'm gonna be looking through this hole that i've created in a wall because i know you have to come down that hallway and if you don't come down that hallway, that means you went downstairs and little Joe's down there.
Starting point is 00:49:07 Little Joe's always down there. And he's just like, everybody's set up. Little Joe has his own bullet hole that he's looking through. Exactly. And that's why you like, like it's kind of fun to watch Wings get so mad
Starting point is 00:49:18 because he considers himself like this mastermind of that game. And so he'll be like, ah, you didn't have your bullet hole. You didn't, you didn't drill your peephole in the wall to look at the guy. Hey, why aren't you over there on fry their stupid little roly poly drone business? Or, you know, did you, did you board up these walls? You boarded up the wall? You never born up the wall. He does a lot of coaching, but a lot of it is like the never be right style of coaching, right? If I say like, hey, I'm going to do this.
Starting point is 00:49:51 You do that. We'll pair up together. That's one thing. But it's always like, God damn it, Taylor. Why didn't you do a thing I didn't ask you to do? Why'd you ruin the spawn trap? I told you. How come you're not the slutty chick?
Starting point is 00:50:03 I don't know their names. How come you're not slut life? Why aren I don't know their names. You know, how come you're not slut life Why aren't you slut? We this team has no slut life Why didn't you automatically just notice the absence of slut life chicks in our group and fill that void? the best like like so for Taylor's benefit There's there's you don't necessarily pick a class like in Call of Duty you you don't really care what your character looks like that's irrelevant uh you know although now there are operators but in this game it's like all about the operators who are like the guys you're like oh i'm gonna play as blackbeard and blackbeard has a very specific set of skills special abilities and and a very specific weapon
Starting point is 00:50:41 and uh and you play each of these operators in a very different way and i don't know how many people are on a team but let's just say it's four man teams like there should be some synergy there where like oh well yeah you're not all blackbeard you know no i don't even think that's possible steve the titan and rosie the the healer riveter and yeah you've got to be like you got to be like you got to have a synergy going on. And some of the operators are more difficult to play. And I just remember, like, Wings had a teammate who was playing, like, whoever the fuck, you know, black.
Starting point is 00:51:14 Let's just say Blackbeard. He's like, you're not a Blackbeard player. Look, you're not a Blackbeard player. You're a Twitch player, all right? You pick Twitch from now on. Does he know these people? No! He doesn't have any friends.
Starting point is 00:51:30 I kind of want to play it with him. There's a piece of me that, like, here's the challenge. Play with Wings and not have him be totally mad at me. It's like, all right, first of all, we're not going to play ranked. You won't enjoy my help in ranked. First of all, Wings, I'm very much a Blackbeard player. Yeah, so we won't be in ranked. We'll have the expectations set where they are.
Starting point is 00:51:52 I'll ask questions that might, you know, like, hey, you want me in kitchen? You want me to stand behind you? Where do you want me? And see if I can not get yelled at. No. Yeah, you're right. He gets so fucking mad. Oh,
Starting point is 00:52:05 have you guys seen the trailer for The Mandalorian? Yes. I don't know what that is. Are you excited about it? Where are you on that? I am! So The Mandalorian, Taylor, is this new TV show about the bounty hunter from Star Wars. Wait, is it a TV show? I thought
Starting point is 00:52:21 it was like... It's a series. Oh, I'm sure you're right. I've watched it the whole time thought it was like it's a series. Oh, I'm sure you're right. I watched it the whole time thinking it was a trailer for a movie like they did for Han Solo. Oh, the Red Viper's in it. I didn't know that. You're missing the most important character who's in it,
Starting point is 00:52:40 Bill Burr. There's a scene where Bill Burr... No, I'm not going to get him for 15 quiz lars 18 or nothing you know my aim sucks yes bill burr is going to be some kind of a badass in this tv show there's a there's a part where he like comes around the corner and he's got a blaster pistol in each hand he's just going but on his shoulder is a third blaster mounted on a like like an arm and it's going And he's got the Bruce Willis face. I don't you probably don't know this but when Bruce Willis gets in a gunfight movies he goes Like puffs his cheeks out
Starting point is 00:53:16 Like he's blowing but he can't get it out of his mouth like he's got chipmunk face And that's how Bill Burr looks when he's in a gunfight I'm watching it on mute right now. Just so I could see when Bill Burr looks when he's in a gunfight. I'm watching it on mute right now just so I can see when Bill Burr shows up. Yeah, it's about three quarters of the way through. When you see him, you'll be like, ah! They didn't even put makeup on the guy. They thought Bill Burr looked like enough of a fucking space alien.
Starting point is 00:53:36 Just sunburned as fuck. You must be from the planet of many suns. Now it's the planet of no suns. What platform will it be on? Probably Disney. What am I thinking?
Starting point is 00:53:52 Yeah, of course. This is getting kind of compelling, isn't it? I mean, I'm going to get it. I'll get everything. It won't be a matter of time until they own everything. So the Watchmen TV series came out on hbo i think there's maybe two episodes out i haven't watched it yet the reviews are so mixed that i feel like i'm getting fake news oh it's that same we're like this is one where the uh
Starting point is 00:54:20 the the the critics love it and the viewers hate it right so i i've read like three reviews the first one was like said that it was trying to be so woke that like it was turning everybody off and nobody wanted to watch it and then the second was like it's a masterpiece 98 from the the approved critics and 43 from the audience score yeah, and the third review I read today said that you link it. I, I didn't. Yeah. I guess HBO is now,
Starting point is 00:54:51 instead of calling it a series, they're calling it a mini series. They're trying to save face because the viewership is so bad that they're going to cut it off after this season. Always trust the audience score. That's what I always go with. Like if the audience, like as a whole thinks it's shit, think I usually will line up with them more than
Starting point is 00:55:08 the critics it's not that I go back and forth I really do it here's the issue here's here's here's why that can be that can be wrong is because sometimes there's sometimes they only let a specific group of people be a reviewer it would be different it's not like the approved critics is like the judges at an MMA fight. And it's like the same three guys most of the time who, who like, all right, they get it right. Most of the time it's like, oh, did they make sure that only black women were allowed to review this, this TV show about black women because anything else was, wasn't woke enough for them
Starting point is 00:55:45 because i might not agree with three angry angry young black women like maybe we don't like the same kind of jam so i'm really into politics right i watch it every day every morning i wake up like what happened yesterday i watch it all the time i try not to talk about it as much as i watch it okay but i don't look at movies and TV shows through that lens sometimes. Some people are very critical, like, oh, this is obviously a part of the red or blue agenda, and that makes them dislike the movie. I usually don't see it as the same sensitivity that some people do.
Starting point is 00:56:17 I reserve that for mass murdering. I want to know who they voted for. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I see it sometimes, and it upsets me. You know, if a TV show is going way out of its way to like just be too liberal or too conservative and it's almost hypocritical for me. All those hyper conservative TV shows come out of Hollywood. I'm fucking tired of it.
Starting point is 00:56:40 Poor Tim Allen. Poor Tim Allen. They took his show away. He took his show away. He took it back into the coat game. Yeah. He was killing it. They took his show away. He took his show away. He went back into the coke game. Yeah, he was killing it. A good example is Marvel. I watched Captain Marvel, I mean to say.
Starting point is 00:56:53 Yeah. And I didn't see it as political as everyone else said. I actually enjoyed the movie, and I didn't see much girl power rah-rah in there. I saw your take on it, Kyle. Did you? I refuse to watch it. I saw there's a cut of the last Avengers movie
Starting point is 00:57:12 where they remove all of the girl power stuff and all of the, what was the other thing? Like the, I don't remember what the, the LGBTQ stuff, I think. I think they just, they cut all that out. There was only one scene in that movie that bugged me, and that was when, like, for inexplicably, on that giant battlefield at the end,
Starting point is 00:57:35 where it should be mayhem, all of the girls got together on one corner of the battlefield and, like, is everyone... We're at maximum flow does everyone have their pads let's go there was a part where they put all the girls and put them together and i'm like kyle i saw an unpopular opinion on reddit and i agreed with it it was like you know 20 years ago i'm trying to think of a good example he had them when a woman did a great thing she did a great thing like it was just there now it's almost like did she get this job just because she's a girl the ghostbusters
Starting point is 00:58:12 movie is a fantastic example of that right like they just yeah is that another one i didn't see oceans eight but okay yeah so it's like are these people good actors or is this like a not a diversity hire is affirmative it's like black exploitation people good actors or is this like a not a diversity hire is affirmative it's like black exploitation but with pussies yeah exploitation where they're like hey girls you're sure you got cool laser vision too and guess what we got a pandering scene apparently in this movie i haven't seen where they all talk about their period before they totally sleep they actually don't talk it is it is eight seconds of a three-hour movie, but it does exist, and it is contrived.
Starting point is 00:58:49 It was jarring for me. I was sitting in the theater, and that was such a... I think it's a very good movie, and it might be the best or the second-best superhero movie from Marvel for sure. It's a really fun watch. I see the big argument now is whether these Marvel movies are cinema
Starting point is 00:59:08 or whether they're truly films or if they're worthy of... Scorsese does not think so. He doesn't. Or if they're worthy of Oscar consideration. What does he know? No, I feel like if you don't make the kind of movies I made back in 1978,
Starting point is 00:59:24 then you just don't make proper movies. Oh, fuck you. Suck a dick. Like, these are great movies. They're literally the most popular movies to have ever been made, and you're saying they're bad, that you're right and everyone's wrong because you're a fucking art dildo sitter? I don't give a fuck about Scorsese's opinion.
Starting point is 00:59:41 It just... Look, I... Seems like you do. Touché. I don it you know you're you're an old salt or oh gee I should say and and that gives you like it a certain platform to stand on but wait wait for the irishman oh i kind of want to see that too i'm interested every preview i see of it is like these a lot of conversations with like you know those old school gangsters and it's this real tense like um i've got a clip if you want to watch it it's it's like uh deniro and pacino are like having some sort of a gangster meeting down in Florida. And the one guy shows up late wearing casual like Miami clothes, you know, unbuttoned shirt all the way down and shorts.
Starting point is 01:00:31 He's like, yeah, can you believe it? They're freezing back home, back home in New York. And Pacino's like, it's summer. What do you mean? It's summer in New York. Nobody's freezing. It's like, well, I was just saying, when I think of New York, I think of the cold. It's cold there.
Starting point is 01:00:49 You're late. Huh? You're late. And this is how you dress for a meeting? He's like, it's hot out. And there was traffic. I'm wearing a suit. You wear a suit when it's this hot?
Starting point is 01:01:04 For a meeting? I wear a suit. And I'm wearing a suit. You wear a suit when it's this hot? For a meeting? I wear a suit. And I'm on time. You're five minutes late. That's traffic. You're 15 minutes late. 10. I was 10.
Starting point is 01:01:15 15. You were 15 minutes late. And that's saying something. Are you saying something to me? Let's watch this clip. I'm a little scared. Can we stop? I can tell Kyle's excited about this because you actually watch the trailer
Starting point is 01:01:30 you're so anti trailer oh this wasn't a trailer this is this is just a clip they just like I sometimes avoid trailers too in the samezy movie and what now I want to see if the clip is as good as cows reenactment because sometimes it's not sometimes Kyle's better than the movie I yeah that's doubly true with like old TV shows like movies are pretty calling him the man who's putting Hollywood out of business. Watch as he describes in character outfits the entire movie. Alright, I'm at zero. You guys ready? Yeah. Ready, set, play.
Starting point is 01:02:10 Can you believe this weather, Frank? It's 85 degrees outside. Perfect. Hey, Tommy Jack. Good to see you. Jimmy. There's people freezing to death in New York, and look at us. See, John? Hey, why we don't live here all year round is what I want to know. Beautiful. It's summer.
Starting point is 01:02:22 It's summer. It's summer. It's summer. It's summer. It's summer and look at us. Holy jock. Hey. Why we don't live here all year round is what I want to know. Oh. Beautiful. It's summer. What? It's summer.
Starting point is 01:02:33 People aren't freezing to death in New York. It's summer. In my mind, it's always eight degrees in New York. I'm making a point. Making a point? Making a point? Making a point dressing like that? Is that how you dress for a meeting? This is how you dress in Florida?
Starting point is 01:02:54 In a suit? For a meeting? Anywhere. Florida Timbuktu I dress in a suit for a meeting. And you're late. What? You're late what you're late and it was traffic yeah it's traffic wasn't it traffic you give me traffic what do you what do you want for us it was bumping up yeah no no it's it's bad you know traffic i never waited for anyone who was late more than 10 minutes in my life.
Starting point is 01:03:27 I'd say 15. 15's right. No, 10. I don't think so. 10's not enough. You have to take traffic into account. That's what I'm doing. I'm taking traffic into account. That's why it's 10. I'd still say 15. No, 10. Fine, we disagree on that.
Starting point is 01:03:45 How about 12 and a half a minute? There we go. 12 and a half. Middle, right in the middle. Beautiful, beautiful. More than 10. You're saying something. You're saying something to me.
Starting point is 01:03:56 I'm here. It says what it says. It has my attention. That movie's going to kick ass. Dude, who cares what that guy who made that scene and movie thinks I'm with you Taylor I back you on that I know
Starting point is 01:04:14 did you notice that at no point during this conversation have laser beams come out of my ass it was interesting a giant scorpion hasn't come into the room and yet you're tent you're focused on every word I'm glad you hasn't come into the room and yet your tent yet you're focused on every word i am glad you didn't come in wearing a cape superhero land no dude uh the other stephen graham or stephen graham five miles uh stephen graham stephen graham i expected him to back down i expected him like i don't i forget who
Starting point is 01:04:44 al pacino got mad at, but, you know, he's like, what, am I a clown to you? And the other guy's like, no, no, no, I'm just saying, you're funny. Like, he was totally the cowering dog in the scene. This guy wasn't the cowering dog. This guy was like, I say it's 15, you know, I want to see the rest of it. He's the guy who plays Al Capone in Boardwalk Empire.
Starting point is 01:05:05 He absolutely is, yep. Al Pacino? No, the gentleman wearing... Roger that. I was starting... I nearly interrupted. Al Pacino is more interesting to me, heavy. In my mind's eye, he looks like he does in that movie where he was blind and he saved the prep school kid.
Starting point is 01:05:24 Hoo-ah! Sensible woman. S-ah! Yeah. Sensible woman. Sensible woman, yeah. Now he doesn't look like that anymore. He's aged and he's put on body fat. I think I like him at least as much. Not only have I aged.
Starting point is 01:05:35 In this scene, I'm being de-aged. There's a lot of... There's some very good CGI de-aging De Niro and Pacino throughout the movie, because they're going back and forth in time. It's very good. November 1st, Netflix, huh? Netflix? Yes.
Starting point is 01:05:53 Making moves. We're streaming. I feel like, I was ready to drop Netflix and go to Disney, because you gotta have Disney. And if you buy them all, then you're letting the man win. Right? Yeah, you almost have Disney. And if you buy them all, then you're letting the man win, right? Yeah, you almost feel foolish. But I don't want
Starting point is 01:06:12 both. We'll see what Apple does. Probably shit. There's no way they can't even buy up enough to fill a content catalog with what Disney's been purchasing. Yeah, yeah. You're going to need AT&T slash HBO
Starting point is 01:06:28 Max soon. That's going to be a thing. Apple has more money than any other company on the planet to have ever existed up to this point in human history. I think. So they can do stuff if they think it's a good
Starting point is 01:06:44 idea. See where it goes yeah well I'm gonna go back to fucking sleep now speaking of where it goes I feel like shit I've been sitting here with like heartburn the acid is like right here below my chin somewhere I feel like I wanna go vomit
Starting point is 01:06:59 I feel like fucking dog shit thanks for the update alright well you go choke out a vomit and enjoy your nap. Yeah, I'll be thinking of you. Whenever you get your PC together, ping us, and we'll play something. You'll need help with Steam even. And making sure you've got everything set up. I think one of the important things, here's a mistake that people make,
Starting point is 01:07:22 and it's hilarious when they make it. They have this nice computer this nice monitor That'll do that like 144 frames per second But they've been using the wrong fucking cable or they've had the settings wrong for years and they've been playing at 60 frames per second I thought there's a really funny clip on YouTube of a streamer doing just that He's like goes with settings and reveals to the stream that he's always been playing at 60 frames per second, even though he's got 2080 Ti
Starting point is 01:07:49 and a 244 hertz monitor or some shit like that. He's like, fuck! I will absolutely reach out when I get all my shit so we can set it up and get it rolling. I'm looking forward to it. It should be fun. Yeah, I want to play some games, man.
Starting point is 01:08:06 I want to play some games. I don't know what you want to play first, but I'll try to think of some kind of RPG or something that's like something like Borderlands, honestly, I think would be good. Something where there's like four of us cooperating, hopping around, and just everybody spraying everything, and if your spray isn't as good, it doesn't really fucking matter. Outer Worlds?
Starting point is 01:08:26 That's single player. I'm saving that for me. My bad. Alright, PKN271.

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