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He can 275.
What's new in everyone's world?
I want to hear about your streaming.
So how many times have you streamed now?
I've been one time.
Okay, for the record, I've been traveling air motors to out of pocket.
I'm out of touch with everything.
Yeah, yeah, I've only done it once.
I had a lot of fun.
It was really fun.
Like the I didn't know like the metrics of Twitch twitch and when i see like a video with a hundred
thousand or a hundred and ten thousand views like i have it in youtube terms or i'm like that's just
a video you know like that it's not even that big right on twitch apparently that's really good
because i had a couple videos get pretty big that were just me getting trolled like an absolute
retard which was funny but um yeah i i didn't even have
the donations thing set up right and i wasn't about to do it all on live and so i just i took
some time last night i think i fixed everything correctly um i'm having fun playing the south
park game too it's there were a couple times there was like i know i never talked myself up as a
gamer or being good at it but it was like legitimately embarrassing how many times it took me to beat like the space cops like because i kept like attacking out of order and like not
because i'm trying to like interact first and foremost and so i'm like not hitting the blocks
correctly and just absolutely tanking damage but i'm having a lot of fun with it it went really
well i think we peaked at 1,300 and something viewers.
That's really good.
Yeah, up to almost 7,000 followers now.
I think I need to do seven days over the course of a month
to get the affiliate status,
is what Mitty was saying the other night.
Yeah, I'm really having fun.
I'm having a good time online with all the fellas in the chat.
You had an article written about you.
I saw that.
You know what's funny?
The funniest thing about that.
Like Kotaku?
Help me out here.
I'm out of touch.
Apparently, it's some site that will write about anything.
Okay.
Like, obviously, because I'm a fucking nobody,
but they'll just find a tweet with six favorites and be like,
people are laughing
their asses off online and like i went to the article and it's so clearly kind of like just
like a content marketing like content farming kind of operation where there's writing about
everything and i kept scrolling down and i was like how is he still writing about my stream
how is there this much content writing about like it's i didn't read the whole thing it seemed to be a a friendly thing it was talking about how i got trolled twice you know epic style
by my by my chat and so yeah yeah pretty pretty neat what was it you got the donation from i drink
cum uh uh i swallow cum it was ice underscore wallow c-O-M-E. And I just straight up said IceWallowCome.
It was really, really funny. So, yeah, good for them.
I like that. Yeah, they said you were shadow banned for like maybe an hour or two.
Yeah, apparently the way that works is if you're a new
streamer and you hit a higher metric for what they think. And somebody is like,
you know,
sending in bullshit reports.
It's just an automatic Twitch thing where they Insta shadow ban because you
don't have any history on it.
And then it,
it on shadow banned me,
you know,
I'm like a hundred percent sure it was because of behavior in the chat,
you know,
but I got moderators now that was not bright to go live with zero moderation.
Not a good idea, but I've got all the little bots now
that seem to keep things in order.
So we'll see how it goes.
Yeah.
Very cool.
Yeah, having a lot of fun with it.
Made more money than I thought I would.
Leaps and bounds.
I went to my Streamlabs account in the last 10 minutes of the stream
I've been updating because people were asking I need to add a widget to like
Keep it running tally because it seems like a lot of people like that
And it was like over $800 of just
From me fiddle fucking around and playing South Park badly. Yeah, just bad. So yeah. I'm really glad I'm into it now.
You want to slide
500 of that my way and I'll send this over?
What is it?
It's a 1080 Ti.
We'll upgrade our gaming experience.
Nice.
Well, I think that I'm
good with what I have right now.
Are you sure your card can handle
South Park?
I don't know. There were other times where like i'm trying to do the chat and then also like play the game and it'll
and i don't know the buttons for the game so it'll be like i'm supposed to switch to my dodgeball
and then hit f to throw it at this and it's like god damn it i know I know how to do this on a controller, but I can't do it in like
of course, after I fuck up a couple
times, it's just fucking Boomer in the chat
boys, just
you know
even more embarrassing than the Boomer comments
or people being like, oh my god, dude, are you serious?
I put Boomer in the title
fuck it, I own that, Boomer versus
Borderlands, come watch
but yeah, I'm really happy, I'm having a good time I saw the the title. Fuck it. I own that. Boomer versus Borderlands. Come watch.
I'm really happy. I'm having a good time.
I saw the Reddit was being supportive and everybody
on Twitter is being supportive. I really appreciate it.
You've got to get going now, Kyle.
Yeah, I'm going to at some point soon.
I'm really enjoying
this fucking Tarkov game.
I don't know if anybody would want to see anyone
play Tarkov.
I watched a little bit of you on midis last night
and it was confusing and looked hard.
It is confusing and hard.
How perceptive
of you.
You were actually watching a really fun experience.
It's completely dark
in the woods, creeping around
with five of us with night vision
and infrared scopes looking
for the enemies.
If they can't afford night
vision and infrared scopes and they can't really
see us so well in the darkness.
It's a lot of fun.
You can see their body
heat. It's a lot of fun.
Shroud's been playing it
a ton.
He's really enjoying it.
He's very good at it, of course.
I wonder if he's being paid to play it.
How do you know?
I can just tell.
He's genuinely into this game for sure.
Do they have to divulge that and be like,
I'm sponsored by Fortnite or whatever?
They should have to. I that and be like I'm sponsored by fortnight or whatever they don't they should have to like I don't know they did you know how have you
advertising like you're supposed to make it clear that it's an advertisement on
YouTube you think it's a YouTube rule I think it's an FCC rule mmm Oh another I
really wish I knew people were why people were choosing games. Taylor, you were saying?
Shout out.
Thank you to our good friend of the show, Tucker, for helping me out in the Twitter DMs.
He responded immediately when I asked, is it okay to call people retarded on Twitch?
And he said, go hog wild.
So there you go.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, Tucker.
A little support from a pro.
Yep.
Yeah.
much thank you tucker little support from the pro yep yeah yeah i i'm excited to see when kyle gets going on this because if my dumb ass with my tiny amount of popularity can have a decent stream
apparently like 1300 it's pretty good size it is um like you're gonna fucking explode dude
like everybody wants to watch fps i'll do it on uh i'll do it on YouTube for sure.
On the FPS Russia channel?
Yeah.
It would be dumb to start a brand new
channel.
Given that you have 6 million subscribers.
Something like that.
That'll be really cool.
There's a lot to it.
I don't know.
You just have to figure out if that's what you want to do with the branding of it, right?
Well, the gun part's not coming back.
Yeah.
But if you were to go on there and do Kyle content with no accent,
then that would... It's just a decision to make. That's all.
Yeah. That's what I'm going to do. Okay.
Yeah. I bet it gets a lot of views.
Is your channel still monetized like do those gun videos it depends on what it depends on the video it's
like a per video thing most of it's not i don't think yeah i figured they because i know they did
that big gun purge like a few years ago right yeah i think so remember hiccup making a video
about it yeah i didn't really pay attention at the time
i'm not really sure i wonder how his channel is doing like his is so educational and above board
and he often ties the guns into a history lesson you know to like the civil war what have you
if any gun videos are going to be monetized you'd think it'd be his but are any good i don't know i
just wonder how it's doing also he was a teacher who left that job to be a full-time youtuber now he might have been
near retirement age anyway i don't know but uh when someone makes a big jump like that i wonder
how it worked out he's got a billion and a quarter views so it's going pretty good if he's getting
paid for them yeah if he's getting paid for them that's true yeah yeah exactly yeah yeah it didn't really matter how many views you have you know what i
mean like there's been so many things that got that a lot of people watched but trying to think
of things were wildly popular in regular media to no avail like non-youtube kind of content
just anything that was just everybody knew knew about it, everybody saw it,
but that guy didn't make any money off of that.
The bagel guy.
Yeah, the bagel guy didn't make much.
Sort of.
Well, there was another guy
who poured a bucket of shit on someone this week,
by the way.
Starting a meme.
Some guy in Canada walked into a library
and just dumped a hot bucket of shit on a person who was sitting at the library like studying or reading or something.
Dude, you should be life in jail.
If you no one has ever filled a bucket of their own hot liquid shit, dumped it on someone and reformed.
Never get better after that change I'd
rather have you know murderers coming out and getting a better shot then
people who pour shit on the worst part is he clearly was enjoying himself look
at these pictures right after he'd done it this is either right before right
after I'm not sure but you can see the grin on his face he looks like he's
coming he's showing up at a kid's birthday party with a big cake he's like
hey kids look guess what's in the bucket shit it's shit it's shit in the bucket he poured the
contents of the bucket onto an unsuspecting person who was seated at a table the suspect
then fled on foot the bucket contained quote liquefied fecal matter.
Why? I hope this doesn't catch on.
Why do this?
It's not funny.
It's not cool.
Oh, it's funny.
It's funny from the outside looking in.
It's funny if you weren't at the library that day.
Yeah.
Actually, it might have been funny if I were at the library.
As long as I weren't at that table.
Can you imagine a whole bucket of it, though?
There can't be a whole bucket of it.
That's a lot of poop.
The first guy saved it up for over a month, the police said.
That's what it would take.
And if that's the case, then I dispute your description of hot.
He warmed it first.
That's what we're talking about.
We're talking about a sick mind, Woody.
Don't imagine a normal maybe you can't imagine this kind of madness coming from a
person he has a bucket of and he's planning on putting it on someone so what does he do first
he warms it up a little he warms it up a little that'll release a bit of the
essence it doesn't say essence of the article we've added that on our own. No, no, no. This guy didn't have...
The first person, she said it was a hot
bucket of... They said that?
Yes. Wow. Hot bucket of
shit. You know what would be funny? I like to think he's
at a gas station quickie mart.
Like, alright, let's get these pots of coffee on here.
I got a thing to do.
The aroma fills.
If he fucking was dedicated,
like sitting down, like breathing hard at taco bell
for the 30th day in a row he doesn't want to be there he hasn't wanted to be there for a long time
but he like puts on his rocky music and pumps himself up as a couple chalupas you're the best
yeah how's your streaming thing going?
Woody, I know you've been out of town, out and about.
Yeah, what did I stream last?
Let's see.
I followed you.
It was something non-gaming, if I recall.
Oh, was it paragliding video five days ago?
I don't think so.
Well, that would be an upload, maybe.
I did that thing thing are you on youtube
no i just popped over to your twitch channel well i'm very confused i don't know i streamed
maybe it was dom domination uh i don't think i stream domination all that well that's not what
people like people don't tune in to watch me do that and uh and it had a smaller viewer base than
normal people like it much more when i go to Just Chatting and hang out there with them.
Or my best, I only broke 1,000 once,
and that was when I did a dual comm with Wings.
Ah, yeah, that's good.
Yeah, but that's...
Yeah.
They're not tuning in for my gameplay.
Certainly not anymore.
I wanted...
The Just Chatting looks like a really fun place to go,
but I need to force myself to figure out WASD.
I have a quick question.
What's up?
Are we doing PKA on Thanksgiving?
No.
No, we're doing it tomorrow.
Thought so.
Thought so.
I just wanted to confirm that.
Did you see Boogie's thumb?
No.
I didn't know.
What happened?
I think Boogie was in a car accident holding on the steering wheel,
and the airbag burned the back of his thumb
and it blistered up grotesquely.
And then he popped the blister, I suppose,
or maybe had someone pop it.
But at the same time,
I got a very similar awful blister on the back of my thumb.
Mine's nothing compared to his.
Don't be confused.
His is like mine on blister steroids.
I've got
a spot half the size of a dime with no
skin on it. Did you touch an exhaust, I'm guessing?
No, nothing quite
so manly.
Cooking accident.
A marinara sauce.
There was a bit of marinara sauce that I was stirring. It bubbled
and popped onto my
finger and i couldn't
get it off before it had blistered me and then like it was so gross i was in here gaming and i
i turn all the lights out so the screen i can see the screen a little bit better because we play
night vision mode and it's kind of green and i did this thing where i put my arms behind my head
and i pop my thumbs and when i pop my thumb i sort of like do that that. Okay, there you go. When I did this side, I didn't know
there was a blister. Because I had burnt myself and then come in here and like played games
in the dark. I never saw the blister. Yeah, I knew I had like it was a little owie. But
I know there was a blister. So when I went like that, it went. And the blister popped.
And there's that gross blister liquid there. What's the name for the blister? I'm pretty
sure it's just H2O.
I think it's pus.
It's not pus.
It's something else.
It looks clear.
It's clear.
That was everywhere, though.
It was gross.
Ouch.
That sucks.
Those are the worst kind of injuries.
The unexpected.
Yeah.
Oh, Khabib and Tony Ferguson signed a fight in april but rumored signed but khabib's
dad said it so you you know he's his manager whatever um and when do usman covington fight
is that like this weekend is it really soon usman covington are you making names up now yes
i almost got him it seems like it's this weekend i i haven't been keeping on
track of it i've been absorbed with this fucking video game for about a week or two yeah you get
really hyper obsessed yeah with the game and then you'll fixate on something else almost
on a dime they'll be like no that's boring now now i'm back to this yeah i i'm i'm this this has that weird
sort of almost gambling aspect to it where like whenever you go and play you're taking it's like
the the better the gear you take is the more likely you are to acquire even better gear and
more of it like if you go in there like with your best well now you have a good chance of like winning a lot of fights but if you lose you lose all that so
it's like do you take the best of the best or you some mid-tier or do you just go in like bare bones
and risk nothing it's right you want to take just enough to win but not not risk more than you have
risk the house yeah the ai in that game is the best ai i've ever seen in any of
any video game ever it's call of duty had ai that sandy ravage couldn't beat in those practice modes
he couldn't beat this he couldn't beat this with a team of five sandy ravages wow ridiculous okay
like like they just they can see you they they see you everywhere and they're incredibly accurate
and they have tactics they don't just run at you mindlessly if you shoot one they're incredibly accurate and they have tactics.
They don't just run at you mindlessly.
If you shoot one, he'll back up and you'll hear him medding.
He'll be like, ah, give me a minute comrades.
And he'll start like patching himself up.
And it's like one like Supreme commander
and like six of his bodyguards.
And they just-
Can you turn the difficulty down?
No, no.
Oh, that seems sucks.
It's multiplayer, you can't control the difficulty yeah sometimes they kill us all
like like there's it's five of us and the rest of the guys are really good at the game
he'll he'll still still kill us all damn that seems really really frustrating it's really
terrifying when you bump into him because he has his own voice um acting so you hear his voice
it's glue car run run it's glue car and it's it's
it's very terrifying if it is the five of you versus glue car can you win like you sometimes
beat him right yeah we sometimes beat him but it's like we just get lucky really you know we
happen to hit him in the head or we're on buildings and he's on the ground so when this
5v1 the smart money is on him? On the ground? Maybe.
If we're on the same room?
Probably.
When we beat those bosses we're usually looking through thermal lenses
and we've got him at a long range
and we pop him once and then get behind cover.
I picture him as the war droid from
Star Wars where he just rotates
and kills and shoots.
That's exactly it. He's got like twice the armor and three times the health
of a normal player, which matters because you have to get through all the armor before
you start doing any damage to any of the health and the health is segments. So like if you
if you if you if you destroy this arm, he could still fight. You could do a ton of damage
to one arm and he can still fight he You could do a ton of damage to one arm
and he can still fight.
He might even fix his fucking arm.
So you really have to hit him in the head.
It's very, very hard.
Different topic.
There's another Mandalorian out, the third one, right?
I haven't seen it.
But you haven't either.
I was going to ask you how it was.
You guys still liking it a lot through the first two?
I thought the second one was a huge drop off. Kyle thought the second one might be better i remember um all i know is on reddit
that baby yoda is memeing like crazy so i assume he plays a notable part in episode three
yeah i've even seen photos of baby yoda but he's not in the context of people getting made fun of
or people making fun of it. He's not actually Yoda.
I just want people not to make fun of me for saying that,
but I don't know what else to call him.
Yeah, I don't know what that species is called.
Is it a Yoda?
He looks...
Oh, yeah, I guess I'm spoiling a touch.
But yeah, there's a character in the show that looks like a baby Yoda.
Yeah.
But because of the timeline, you know it's not actually Yoda.
Yeah, definitely not.
It's that same species, but he's cute as fuck.
Yes.
I want to pet one.
I bet it has old man skin.
It's adorable.
I'm going to touch that.
Taylor, it's adorable.
You've seen the memes, right?
It's like a baby Ninja Turtle with mental powers.
When it's animated, you can...
Oh, and well...
It's got these three fingers.
Kyle called him a baby and i feel like
that's not wrong but he's off as 50 years old yeah oh yeah they might they they like mature
at a very slow pace so like the the yoda character that we're familiar with was nine thousand
thousands of years old yeah yeah he was he was like a tolkien character damn being a parent a Yoda parent must suck hmm one of your
long to get out to the house 900 actually so Yoda was 900 when he died
this wasn't sure I went to the dentist today and I have had this I have so many
fucking dental issues every time I'm sure it's like I went to the dentist
today so I'll be streaming again
Just again and if I can average X amount per stream, maybe I can have functional fucking teeth
to for three years
So I went to the dentist and I got all this shit
paid my fucking like seven grand or whatever it was to get all that put in a year and a half ago and he like strongly implied and said like this will last years like it's not permanent like veneers but you don't want to do
that right now because it's too expensive but it'll last years i get in and there's like a
couple like a few i don't exactly know how many dentists at the place i go and i usually have the
same guy but i had the one of the other ones this time and he came in and was like selling me hard
like really trying to sell to me to get veneers. And I was like, no, no. I
talked to Dr. Smith and he said that I don't need to, like, he said, this will be fine for years.
He's like, I don't know. Like, you know, look at, look at right here. You see where your gums are
near your natural teeth. Totally fine. Very healthy. See where they are near the composite.
You know, it's not bad, but they're a little bit swollen. You know, that there's probably a natural
thing. They don't like being that close to a foreign element.
And I was like,
yeah,
yeah,
it's just,
it's not so much that,
that it's more like the $10,000 it's going to cost to get veneers.
That's shying me away.
You don't have to tell,
like,
I know it's going to look better and be better and feel better to have
those.
And he like,
just like,
usually doctors are terrible salespeople.
Are you,
are you willing to chip in for this?
Cause I hate up half the tab and let's go. When doctors sell me on shit, usually doctors are terrible salespeople are you are you willing to chip in for this because
i hate up half the tab and let's go when doctors sell me on it like hurts my feelings like
what the heck can we get this for your teeth and looking a little yellow like well you know no one
really said that until you came around yeah next looking fat and i think your nose is big something
i can do for you how about you shut the up Can you do that for me? Huh? I came in here with higher self-esteem than I'm leaving.
You did your,
your blood work came in and you're ugly.
Criminally ugly.
I like,
and so I tell him like,
no,
thanks,
but no thanks.
Like I'll,
I promise I'll use you guys to get it,
but it's going to be a few years down the road. And he starts talking, like pitching me on like finance plans. And it him like, no, thanks, but no, thanks. Like I'll, I promise I'll use you guys to get it, but it's going to be a few years down the road.
And he starts talking, like pitching me on like finance plans.
And it's like, dude, I'm not financing my teeth.
I'm going to wait until I can afford it.
And I'm going to take it fucking care of.
And so, uh, then he kind of leaves the,
the hygienist comes in and she's about to start the cleaning and everything.
And I, first thing thing i it was a new
hygienist too i'd never had her and first thing i opened my mouth this has never been said to me
ever and she goes oh you're pretty tongue-tied i was like what that's not how i describe you carry
on it turns out and then she's like yeah yeah open your mouth and as wide as you can and then she's like, yeah, yeah. Open your mouth and as wide as you can, and then try and touch your tongue to the roof of your mouth.
And I cannot do that.
Like I'm not even close.
And she was like, yep, very tongue tied.
And it basically means like your tongue doesn't go up
as far as it should.
And like, and the doctor later, when he came back in,
I sat up and there was one thing written you know the paper on
the little tray with the tools they have and sometimes they'll write little notes on there
to tell the dentist and the only thing in huge letters underlined was tongue tied and so he comes
in and she's like yep he's pretty he's pretty tongue-tied and he like takes a look and he's
like yeah yeah definitely no he actually did this he was like actually you're not do it again that's not so no actually yeah yeah yeah actually he was starting to say it
wasn't that bad apparently there's like four stages of this and i'm in like stage three
like two and a half or three and he was telling me the the risks of this which is basically like
do you snore do you have trouble sleeping or swallowing like no not no to all three
and then like he was making the case.
He's like, oh yeah, all you do,
you just go in there really simple,
like local anesthetic,
and we just kind of snip it for you and take care of it.
This is that connective thing under your tongue.
They're gonna, okay.
Mine isn't giving me enough slack.
My tongue's too powerful.
It doesn't want to risk it.
I mean, if you want to save some money,
I could do that for you. Yeah, I was going to youtube it just do that myself some nail clippers and so
oh yeah i know that's what so get a leatherman you savage
imagine taking nail clippers and clipping off parts of your teeth i'm there like should i
use a serrated blade or a straight blade i had had a skin tag once. I used nail clippers on it.
Yee, that sounds like a good idea.
It grossed me out so much I had to get it off my body. It was like on my ribs and I was like,
here we go.
How did it work out? Did it hurt a lot?
It hurt so much.
Did it come back? Is it fixed?
No, it's gone. I performed an effective surgery.
I think you should put amateur surgeon on your resume it's already there okay first will be molest but anyway i was like
believing the dentist the whole time until like as he's talking about the tongue thing he starts
getting into like straight up retard territory where he's like and some some people might you
might not know this but your tongue it actually kind of connects
down through like even like the tip of your toes so when i got mine let out uh he called it
let out well i didn't even realize i was holding tension but immediately my calves felt more comfortable and i was like wait wait wait wait you could have sold me on exaggerating did he
no he said the calf thing there's like a connection or something all the way down to your
toes and he's like and it's something all the way down to your toes.
And he's like, and it's just my, my, I didn't realize I could have it better,
but I feel less stress, less tense, you know?
And I was, I couldn't be happier getting that.
And I was like, dude,
I believed you when you did the open your mouth and try and touch your tongue
to the roof of your mouth tasks.
That was solid.
A plus work.
Now you're talking about loosening my calves with their tongue cutting
procedure.
Now, now bitch, no, thank you. plus work. Now you're talking about loosening my calves with your tongue cutting procedure? No. No, bitch.
No thank you. I will continue
to have a tongue that barely
comes out of my mouth.
Yeah, just another great day of the dentist.
Oh, another thing. I have one
wisdom tooth that my dentist
told me, what, 10 years ago?
That, oh, you don't need to have that removed. It's never going to
come down. It's growing in.
I can feel it back here on my top right.
And so it's not hurting or anything,
but that could be another annoying fucking dental bill.
Yeah, give it a couple years.
She's coming at it.
Yeah.
And this is pretty late, right?
I Googled it on the Mayo Clinic just now.
It's a controversial procedure.
I'm not getting shit done to it unless it starts hurting.
I don't know if I like your dentist.
I was going to say doctor, but yeah.
Well, all of this is from the dentist at this clinic that I never have seen before.
My guy I like a lot.
Super friendly.
I might ask for your guy if I'm you.
You go in there, all of a sudden you have imaginary problems popping up all over the place.
That's the problem with doctors and mechanics too.
over the place that's the problem with doctors and mechanics too oftentimes you feel unqualified to have an opinion on the advice they're giving you you know
like it they make shit up your exhaust fluids low if you don't get this taken
care of then then your car is not gonna last as long as otherwise would have and
you're like what the fuck oh my god I I really haven't been watching my exhaust
fluid at all it sounds right mm-hmm it I don't believe it because it's like you realize your business part,
you're a dentist with, you can look at my file.
He's been my dentist forever, forever.
And he's never called me tongue-tied.
Right.
He's never done these things.
I looked it up.
I'm definitely tongue-tied, but yeah.
He just, yeah, i don't know there was an article on
how dentists like want to treat cavities that aren't a problem or aren't going to be a problem
that when they when they drum up work for themselves there's a temptation to be you know
to drum up work for yourself that's all yeah and people trust you mechanics I feel like do it a lot maybe more than doctors but who knows yeah hard to
evaluate how you fucking hate the dentist so much oh that makes you unique
and special just mind the actual procedures what that does make you
unique and special I just I hate the amount of money I have to spend every
time I have to leave the dentist my my dentist has the nicest hygienist. I enjoy tell me if this is your experience
you come in you lay in the chair, there's a television mounted to the
Ceiling they ask you what you want to watch on Netflix and they play it with closed captions. Does everyone get this?
No, our ours doesn't have Netflix. It's just TV
everyone get this uh no our ours doesn't have netflix it's just tv the cable but it is on the ceiling while you're getting your thing done it's like on that big arm thing it's pretty cool they
i just think this is a whole lot better than i was a kid i just looked at the ceiling tiles
now they have entertainment on the ceiling yeah we had we uh my dad says cable and there is audio
and they have a computer screen on like um i don't know, it's like a boom mic type thing, you know?
Yeah.
And pretty much all the stuff they're doing, you can almost like watch them do it when they take x-rays and stuff.
Instantly, you get to see your x-rays and you have a conversation with them about it.
And dentists love their tech.
And I kind of love their tech too.
It's good.
Yeah.
I'm convinced that 99% of the bleeding that happens when you're at the dentist is them just trying to go way too quick.
Because they'll be like in the middle of scraping something and be like, oh, this area, we're getting a decent amount of blood.
I bet you're seeing blood or pink when you spit and brush your teeth.
I'm like, literally never.
Zero percent of the time.
Go back five years, zero percent of the time, unless I got like hit in the mouth or something.
No, that doesn't happen.
I think it's punitive, right?
Like, oh, you were a few minutes late.
There'll be some bloodletting.
Maybe it is.
And then they'll like, like like i wish they wouldn't
describe what they're testing for in scary ways until they've tested for it they're like all right
i'm taking this little thing and this is just checking your gum depth sometimes if the gum
depth isn't quite right uh it can lead to just total just uh degradation of the bone and you
know sections of jaw and this is as she's about to test.
And I'm like, fuck.
And then she goes through and is like,
all right, as I suspected, you're totally fine.
Don't do that, bitch.
Also, don't talk to me with your fingers in my mouth.
Did you see Trump pardon the turkeys today?
Please tell me that he asked for dirt on Joe Biden first.
Or he's just like,
you know what?
We're switching it up. No pardons.
What if he did
the whole thing from Game of Thrones
where he's like,
but my mother has the weakness
of a woman.
Off with his head
Ivanka begging me to not kill this this is chicken or whatever some kind of fucking bird
I was big ditch and I told her no it was more out of spite than anything
I'm just tired of that for a bitch telling me what to do
He said
Let's see. What did he say? Oh, yes, he says, I'm pardoning the turkeys, of course,
but bad news for them, they have been subpoenaed.
They're going to have to appear before Adam Schiff on Monday.
And unlike most of the witnesses, the turkeys and I have actually met.
He had prepared jokes.
He went on for a while.
I hope that this is a new trend in presidents where they write bits.
He's just in the back, shaking his hands like yeah come on donald you've been working on this tight five for a long time
people are gonna love it they're gonna love it yeah now that the i think that they used to
like i don't think the pardoning of the turkey is that old.
It started with Abraham Lincoln.
H.W. Bush or something?
H.W. Bush was the first to officially pardon them.
But the tradition of sparing the turkey goes back to Lincoln because Lincoln's son was like,
Please, Daddy, don't kill the turkey.
Or however Lincoln's son sounds.
When you accept a pardon, you have to admit guilt.
That's part of it.
You only get pardoned if you say, yes, I was really guilty and I accept your pardon.
The turkey gobbled.
Okay.
Can they fake you out and go, I'm offering you a pardon?
And you go, okay, I did it.
And they're like, ah!
No, unpardoned.
He pulls his hand up from the table.
I'm just tricking the book, bitch.
Fuck!
That's just... You've been unpardoned. Yeah. He pulls his hand up from the table. Just drinking the book, bitch.
You've been unpardoned.
Yeah.
I don't know if they normally have the CEO of Butterball there, but Trump does, of course.
He's like, we got this guy from the National Turkey Federation.
He owns Butterball.
They're great.
They're great. They're the biggest.
And the turkeys are actually beautiful.
They had specially raised these turkeys, and they had the guy who had raised the turkeys were actually beautiful like like
They had specially raised these turkeys and they had the guy who had raised the turkeys there. He was there
It was a it was a ridiculous ceremony
The turkey guy was there. We need more levity like this there were they need a ridiculous ceremony like this for Trump to do every single day
Hmm, I would I would watch every single one. I loved it.
The turkeys were kind of flopping around like, oh, that's a strong bird.
Trump should have been a YouTube vlogger.
Right? Just daily videos out of Trump doing shit.
He looked good. He had his long black coat on.
Alright, alright. You lost me.
No fucking way did Trump look good.
He looked power.
You are so gay for Trump.
He looked like Fisk from Daredevil.
No, he didn't.
He doesn't look like that at all.
He said, you know what?
If his cholesterol was lower, he'd live to 200.
He looked very much like Vincent D'Onofrio.
He looked powerful, rock solid.
Rock solid.
That's a good description of you know what I
would use to describe him is hippie hippie he's a he's a hippie man oh all
right all right I'm on the 60s hippie you mean a man with great hips well we
have that in her hips yeah yeah I could deliver a baby myself I don't mean to
brag but built for it it's pretty cool that we're
only a little ways away from having a president have to defend things they did on their youtube
channel or twitch stream that's gonna be really neat when they're like i you know i i was a
youtuber and it was a shock jock comedy show you know and it's like you did you did impersonations of
politicians raping kids on epstein island that was astute social commentary yeah you got to
admit that was funny and i ended up getting it right you know that'll be nice yeah i think it's
just gonna even out like all the candidates will have so much shit on them eventually that it'll just kind of be a wash.
That's what's happened with drugs, right?
Like Bill Clinton was the first guy.
You know, he did it, but he didn't inhale.
And then he was followed up by W who's like, yeah, I inhaled.
That was the point of it.
I was actually an Obama quote.
That was the point of it.
But I think W and Obama both did a little coke here and there.
And oh, here and there for W?
Isn't that like the big thing that he was a Mr. Party animal and owned a baseball team?
Of the most recent presidents, second only to Trump, he would have been fun to hang out with in his prime.
W.
Oh, I think he's ahead of Trump in that regard.
Trump doesn't drink.
No, Trump would be so funny.
Yeah, that's true.
And he doesn't do drugs.
I just want to hear his just fucking firing off hot takes.
It's just narcissistic babble.
I mean, but it can be funny.
I don't know.
I feel like that's the one thing that everybody almost universally agrees with on Trump, is he is funny.
Oh.
Yeah, I guess. Not as funny as W, funny as if we're stack ranking them I just feel
like he's always always saying dumb stupid lies that's the problem was Obama
saying funny shit no no no Reagan saying funny shit been yes before the final
years yeah yeah he was funny he always had these quips usually like
digs at Democrats the whole like if it moves thing like yeah he always had one
liner he was the great indicator Nixon or Jimmy Carter were they funny no no
and no yeah poor Jimmy Carr he should be the new spokesman for that life alert shit. Yeah, he's got to chill out.
I can't get up.
All right, I'm going to ask both you guys.
Who dies first, Carter or Ginsburg?
Carter.
I mean, I don't even need to think about what the other person is.
No, no, because Carter.
I think you're wrong, though.
Carter is at least, I'm taking Ginsburg in that because carter at the very least is still out and about
doing stuff sure he's in a wheelchair badly hammering but he's just i just had to drill
a hole in the man's brain i think yeah i know right now yeah ginsburg it's like every single
time there's a story it's like ruth bader ginsburg fighting pancreatic cancer ruth bader ginsburg
absent from the yeah ruth bader ginsburg not healthy enough to vote today
absent from the... Yeah, Ruth Bader Ginsburg not healthy enough
to vote today.
It doesn't take a high level of fitness,
but okay.
And she's like...
Man, the head shake would have worked too.
She's fallen asleep
at every public outing. They don't even let her
do public outings anymore because they're like,
you're old as fuck and this
looks not great. She's trying to outlast the Trump presidency, but my money's on the Trump
presidency. I would imagine that too. Also, are there rules where it's
like, hey, if you just don't show up to vote, you get booted or anything?
You can impeach, I think, a Supreme Court justice,
but no one's talking about that for her. Yeah, because she's dying
of pancreatic cancer
and that's the like do not stop go to cancer like that that gets you that's a bad one i don't know
yeah you might be right i had prostate in my head but a lot of guys survive that kids
yeah yeah she doesn't have a prostate so she's safe from that they put a it's a newish thing
like i think it started like 15, 20 years ago.
They put a radioactive seed in your ass,
and the prostate medicine gets delivered straight to it.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah.
You can't hang out with babies, but otherwise, I don't know.
It beats like IV chemo.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely so.
Anything more targeted than fucking chemo?
Plus it's got to be cheaper my lawyer in this last time
He was I don't remember exactly how much he said his chemo was per bag
But it was 50,000 or more. It was something somewhere in that range
It was like each bag of chemo was like 50 fucking thousand dollars and he won every either week or two weeks or something like that
For a long time
my brother's cancer treatment was close to a million i think it was unread but it was like
threatened a million dollars yeah yeah absolutely that's that that's what his situation was too it
was like right at it was like 858 000 or something to fix his cancer and then he comes away
with it with like like like nerve damage in his leg from the
radiation and like much thinner than man than he used to be and like like not a healthy thin
my brother's cancer treatment gave him cancer again oh yeah and then that one he lost a lung
it's like oh yeah he's like you know if this were a Marvel comic, I'd be flying by now.
You were bitten by a radioactive spider, but you have leukemia.
Can you fly? No.
I wouldn't even recommend an airplane at this point. You're quite weak, sir.
Not in the slightest.
I've been watching a lot of Simpsons recently on Disney+. It's become my go-to.
I'm still in the early enough seasons where all their voices sound weird.
I like to think, you know, I've been watching a lot of Simpsons lately.
Still season one.
Taylor, that's not a lot.
I'm in the middle of season two.
So, yeah, you're right.
Not actually that much.
A lot for me.
I watched the new Rickick and morty last
night i thought that was oh yeah very hard to it was very complicated they're like was it funny or
not yeah i thought it was funny um yeah i you know i don't like to spoil things so um there
it's sort of a high a spin-off on heist movies and how stupid they can be how it's like one
contrivance after another one double cross inside always planned for it and be. How it's like one contrivance
after another, one double cross
inside another. They've always planned for it.
Yeah, it's like, oh, you thought you got me?
Well, I was planning for that from the whole
time. I knew that you'd
try to get me, and so I
started all this. Oh, really?
You thought that you knew that I was going to get
you, and you started all this? Remember
two years ago when I put that thought in your
head, and it's just
back and forth and back and forth.
Some people trying to one-up Rick.
It's a good episode, I thought. I liked it.
I'll have to give it
a view.
I actually have episodes in season three I still haven't
watched, so I should probably do that first.
I should
catch up on it. I've got Rick and Morty in
Mandalorian waiting for me. It should be cool. I've got Rick and Morty in Mandalorian waiting for me.
Yeah, it should be cool.
I've been AFK, living in a trailer at an airport, but good times.
Glad you were able to make it back in time for this.
It would have been much more annoying if not.
It's like a load of cutting and stuff.
It's a great stressor for me that microphone camera on the road
always seems to be a bigger challenge
with that Mac than it needs to be.
Most of my friends were leaving today
and it was like, I could just bug out last night,
I'd miss what, two quality hours with them
and be here for the show like normal.
Yeah, probably the smart maneuver.
Yeah, maybe.
I got home unhurt and uninjured and everything's fine
but i was so tired i felt like i was a little dangerous it like
time was flying by i'm like oh you know like 295 miles all right where did the last 50 miles go
that's a lot of miles to not recall. It just seems
like it's a ton.
Yeah, I'm not like that.
I don't think I ever fell asleep
in class my entire school
career. I never fall asleep
anywhere outside my bed, really.
Unless I intentionally
deprive myself of sleep if I have a
trip I have to go on on the plane.
But
I'm so
envious of people like that who can just be like drop of a hat boom out just zonked pulled over
fell asleep in the front seat for like an hour but it wasn't great sleep because like trucks kept
roaring by and it's a parking lot parking can i get a poorly lit parking lot, please? They're so well lit.
There's the sun in the nighttime.
Then I drove for a while. Lady, I know you're afraid of getting raped, but a man got to sleep.
I'm trying to get some Zs here.
I need to shoot the lights out.
And then I did do that again.
Then finally I went back to my trailer and slept.
And then the sun came up.
And that was maybe two or three hours.
And I thought that would be like, all right, you know,
good three hours sleep in a bed.
This'll be get me home.
I was still a mess.
I don't know what the weather's been like
where you guys are, but like, it was like 60 degrees.
And so at temperature, it's been feeling great,
but it's just been so overcast.
I feel like I got no vitamin D.
I hate daylight savings time just makes me
feel depressed i'm not depressed but like low energy like the last like the last two or three
days in particular i've been i've been having a hard time like getting going and keeping going
like i'm drinking these monster energy drinks and then i'll like i'm on the couch drinking this huge
monster and i fell asleep i fell asleep that's why i went to Florida. Last year, I felt like I got sad.
That's seasonal effect disorder.
Does that sound right?
Seasonal effect.
And, you know, it was like something I fought against.
And springtime comes around
and all of a sudden I'm on cloud nine.
Like this year, I'm going to get someplace repeatedly.
You know, if I go to Columbia and fly.
So it's only November.
I went to Florida and flew with a bunch of friends and hung out and, you know, lunch I go to Columbia and fly or, so it's only November, I went to Florida and
flew with a bunch of friends and hung out and, you know, lunch and dinners together every day
like that. I'm like, I need to intersperse some of these experiences so that winter is not just
a slog. I have to, that I wish was over. Right. Like if you're spending winter, like, like some
of my days last year where it was like you know what if I could sleep for four weeks
I would just take that that's a shitty life
Like you know yeah, that that's not you should be waking up thinking today's gonna be a good day
Yeah, that's how I felt about prison Jesus right right
so so this year, you know, I'm gonna recharge the solar batteries now and then and also like um
So I missed a show about a year ago right
and tucker was on it it was a good show uh kyle missed a couple shows while he was in prison
and some of those shows were good too i used to feel like if i missed a show it was a really
horrible thing now i think you know sometimes it's a healthy you know change up you know to just little
dynamic shift yeah yeah like it's not it's not the worst thing for me to miss
a show and I used to think that it was yeah I might it's I cannot complain
about my work schedule right like that's that would be so stupid yeah no one
would be on your side right Right, right. So like
knowing that I understand
that, you know, there are
times I wish, like Columbia in the
wintertime is this amazing place to go paragliding.
There's good thermals and
people from around the world go
there. Cool. When you
have to do your thing Tuesdays
and Thursdays from your office, which is what
I think, then it's really hard to do anything but thes and Thursdays from your office, which is what I think, then
it's really hard to do anything but the miniest of mini vacations.
And so maybe I'll miss a show.
Everything will be okay.
Yeah.
We'll figure it out.
It'll be the end of the world for sure.
You know, we'll figure something out.
Yeah.
And just trying to live my best life.
We'll get a Woody impersonator.
You know what would be funny?
you know trying to live impersonator you know it would be funny is if one week all of us skipped and it was just like dick filthy uh tucker and we need to scour our local area for look-alikes
just i'll find some 40 something year old dude like one of those deep fake technologies to just
make a make a wo. That would be good.
The subreddit, you know how they'll post like, so-and-so lookalike, or like, this guy looks
like Taylor, or this guy looks like Kyle, or Woody.
They got a really good one of a dwarf with like a giant head, and they got me.
They absolutely got me.
I did look like that ugly little man.
got me they absolutely got me i did look like that ugly little man usually like lookalike stuff is is hard to get right but every once in a while you know it's usually not flattering right they
never post not flattering yeah they never post a picture of like uh who the fuck is tony stark
uh whatever i'll just robert downey robert downey And say, look, he looks like Woody.
Never happens. Zero. It's some
guy who's 30 pounds fatter than I am.
They're like, this guy looks like Woody because he
has plaid shorts on.
Sometimes I'll see them and be like, I'm fat.
I'm not that fat. And then I'll
go look in the mirror and be like, oh no.
I look a lot like
that guy.
Yeah.
The way she goes. A little bit of fat sh that guy. Yeah. That's the way she goes.
A little bit of fat shaming helps.
Definitely.
Sometimes she goes and sometimes she doesn't.
Yep.
I'm hoping I'll...
I'm thinking I will stream tonight.
Thinking about it?
I think I'm going to play South Park Stick of Truth again.
Yeah, you're beating it.
Yeah.
I was, like, embarrassed.
Like, nobody seemed to, like like call it out that much but
even just like was d'ing my slow ass south park character there were times i would like run into
walls and shit but i think by the end of it i was getting better for sure yeah you it's something
you pick up quickly you know i like the basics of it at the very least like the muscle memory of
like what to do and when like you get it i like for South Park, you're just putting on a show.
When the game gets competitive,
like if you were to play PUBG, for example,
and you just lost 95% of your gunfights,
like that's when it's like, I'm sorry.
You know, like I, I don't want to-
I just won't play those games.
I just won't play those four hours tonight.
You should just go over to his stream.
Just go to his right.
Like my bad guys.
Yeah.
I mean,
I'm,
I'm a ways of fucking away from being able to do that.
Play games like that.
Like even the one you've been playing Tarkov,
like it,
you know how in like older cods,
if you ADS with like a sniper scope and walked it more or less stayed pretty
steady this game when you're doing that cuz I watched like it's even more
movement than it would be in real life it seems like we're just like swaying
back and forth and it just looked hard it's a mil sim it's a it's it's meant to
simulate military stuff and it's it's very accurate and very realistic.
I mean, I was trying to put a gun together earlier,
and then I couldn't figure out why the pieces wouldn't go together like Legos.
And then I was like, oh, I forgot to add a gas block.
Of course, a gas block.
It's like building a real fucking gun when you build your guns.
And then I don't know.
I don't even know what to say about the gunfights.
They're just ridiculous.
And healing yourself.
You know, if you've got a broken leg, you get out a surgical kit.
You're like, snap, snap.
You get this thing out.
And there's scissors and there's sewing and there's bracing.
And it takes like 30 seconds.
You don't just wrap a bandage around your bicep for a broken leg like you do in every other game.
Yeah.
In PUBG, you just do the Macarena for a broken leg like you do in every other game yeah in pub g you just
do the macarena for a minute with fucking bandages and you're fine in this game you're like let me
get out my surgical kit and you fucking perform surgery on yourself for like a solid minute which
i know is quick for a surgery but in a video game you're just like come the fuck on you've been
you've been performing surgery for a while you. I can't see what you're up to. Do you just observe the surgery or do you perform it?
You just observe it.
Thank God.
Thank God that I don't need surgical skills.
I'm like, Mitty, sew me up.
You get a little woozy.
Mitty, sew me up.
I don't know how.
And I look and my hand's on backwards.
What have you done?
Oh!
Oh, God, Mitty, how?
That'd be hilarious if you had to perform surgery on your friends as well.
I think if there's a defibrillator or you had to do chest compressions or something when your guy was down, let's take it to that level.
I want soldiers crying.
I want emotional heart injuries to take place.
I want shock to set in.
I want the squad being endurance.
Blurry vision.
Your dexterity is going down.
Shock does set in.
Well, yeah, but you're not performing the surgery.
I want you to perform surgery while fighting shock.
That'd be fun.
Yeah, it's an interesting fucking game.
How much is it cheap?
$45, but I bought the $140 version.
What do you get?
The most important thing that you get is you have this case that you take with you in your inventory.
And any item that's in that, you get to keep even if you die.
So you keep your most, most valuable things in there. Like I keep my med my
medications in there like my surgical kit and my first aid kit and things like that. But if while
I'm playing I find like a very small item that's worth an enormous amount of money like I often do
it's like secure this and you drag it into there and the base game has a thing that's like three
slots by two slots like maybe it's six squares that you can use.
And for if you buy the big game, I think it's like nine or 12 or something like that. I
think it's nine. And if you complete every mission in the game, I think you get one that's
like maybe, maybe 12 or 16 slots. It's even bigger than that one. But it's a very few
people on the planet have completed all the missions. They're so difficult and tedious
hmm And you get a bunch of like in-game currency and those accounts will be for sale on eBay or maybe even already
Some people do that. It's um, they're pretty expensive
If you want to go that route and and get the ones that have that it's a couple hundred dollars or something like that
But you got to do some shady stuff
and you never know what's going on there.
They could fuck you over
or maybe do something worse. I don't know.
I don't want to be dealing with those kind of people.
The black market Tarkov people.
What's the Thanksgiving plans, Taylor?
Going to grandparents? It's going to be amazing i'm going to grandparents it's gonna be amazing
not not going to my grandpa's this time i'm going to uh one of my aunt's places that's closer in
town and hanging out there for a while few hours and eating but i guarantee my grandma's gonna
bring a fuck ton of food anyway my grandmother's going there too right yeah yeah yeah she'll be
there and she'll like bring one of her three or
four turkey fryers and and start going to town on that so that should be good and then she always
does what I like which is not just relegating the meats to turkey and ham she always brings
a ton of beef tenderloin and so I love that and I I'm not a big ham fan you know it's not
that it's bad salmon yeah the thanksgiving salmon
it wouldn't surprise me she'll just do stuff like that i like it um and then after that i'm going to
uh i think that evening i'm going to my girlfriend's uh her family's thing and so
should be should be a nice little time for fun and family if i'm your girlfriend, I'd have to explain to my family, guys, we might stop by, but you don't know Taylor's grandma.
I've realized my family's not as good as I thought they were.
She's sweet as can be, too.
And she'll force feed you to the point where you have to walk away, just leave because she'll uh it's like well i now i brought 15 pounds of beef
tanderloin and about 14 of those are going to go home with you uh do you have any room in your
freezer well i told you i have that big freezer chest if you would just come and get it and put
it out there it's like literally that i still haven't got it but there's a giant freezer that
she wants me to take so that she can load me up with and and she's such a such a grandma she's like now i ordered now i ordered stuffed uh soft
shell crab off a qvc and it showed up and it was wonderful and i've got i've got five boxes of it
pretty large you know but would you be interested in those or i can give some to your brothers or your mom maybe and it's like yeah yeah definitely i'll do any time for food anytime she like
recently the last couple years you know she's getting older and so being on her feet all the
time and her the biggest kitchen uh like like if if gordon ramsay went into this kitchen it'd be
like why the fuck is this island so big? Do you need this much space?
Not a good use of it.
But like,
she's now like,
she's like,
I just can't be on my feet long enough to cook for,
for six,
seven hours on all these days,
just all the stuff over and over.
And so I,
I'm so sorry boys,
but I'm,
I ordered some barbecue just to have extra.
And she'll like send one of us to this barbecue place that makes delicious
like ribs,
like baby back and spare ribs.
And you'll like say,
I'm picking up an order.
Tell them who it's for.
And you know,
those giant silver platters that would probably hold 35 ribs in each.
She'll like get fucking four of those those and there are seven people at the house
and it's like this is outrageous you're telling me your people have to share a platter of ribs
oh i i had like the biggest gallon bag of ziploc and i filled i think four or five of those last
year with just ribs and brought them all home
and for the next like week I just ate nothing but ribs had the worst the most brutal shits
but there you go yeah yeah she's great my grandparents are the best my grandpa's fucking
hilarious yeah they're all good like I took the dogs down there most recently when we went my
girlfriend and I and my brother uh and we were all down there with my mom and everybody just hanging out
and my girlfriend doesn't like get that they're hunting dogs that are in this big outdoor cage
and she started to take little bitch-ass teddy and fozzie outside and was like
oh you guys you want to go meet molly and roger my grandpa's hunting dogs and like she's like
getting out there and i'm not thinking about it my grandpa goes hey did you tell her not to open
up and let them play with molly and roger because they'll they'll kill your dogs they'll just kill
him and i was like hey babe don't open the thing they probably they probably would kill him yeah or at least one of them would
he hates the girl molly he says she's retarded he says shit dumbest dog i ever did buy in and he he
hates her he hates her he's like there have been times i'll i'll tell roger to go do something he
does it right there for me molly out there fucking around i've i've been halfway walking back to the house to grab the
22 and put it between her eyes and i just decided yeah hell it's not worth it gotta dig a hole
gotta dig yours hell won't even do that yeah but yeah they're they're good people a dark kind of
dog dog tickets on hole uh they're two dogs uh one is a mutt i think they're both months i don't remember
what maybe wait redwood like what am i oh wait they're probably the smaller one probably 50
pounds the bigger one probably 75 okay oh it's ice dogs yeah yeah yeah yeah and one of them is
so fucking well behaved and the other one is is truly an idiot
molly does not get it yeah molly's an idiot and my grandma my mom will be like you know
he's not that bad like she's not that bad she's not bad like you just need to train her more and
he'll be like shit you know what number dog this is that i train i don't because there's been so
fucking many of them it's just like he's just been doing it since the fucking 50s.
And so, yeah, all of his dogs are well-behaved except for that one,
which leads me to believe that it's the problem.
So anyway, enough grandparent Thanksgiving stuff.
I like grandparent Thanksgiving talk.
We're not doing anything cool.
We're just doing it with the family.
Hope just came home.
I heard her while the show's going on.
I'm cooking for everyone again, cooking a turkey.
I think I might do a ham this year, too.
I'd like to do that thing where you've got the pineapple slices
and the cherry in the middle, and you toothpick those bitches
on there and make the ham.
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to cook everything.
George Foreman and her parents will stop by,
make a little Thanksgiving appearance,
and that's what we've got going on.
Perfect. Sounds like a full house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That'd be cool. You call it a show?
Sure.
Yeah.
I am so hungry.
I like it to be an hour, but we need seven more seconds.
One, two, three.
That's it.
BKN 275.
Best ending ever.