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pkn 277 what's up gentlemen how's it going how's it going guys good i think i deserve
a little gold star for not being the first one of us banned off twitch
everybody said it was gonna happen to me first and it's not happened to me yet
hanging there i started a month before you so you have to go the next three weeks just
reported you i just reported you taylor i i've put in a ticket taylor you have to go the next three weeks i just reported you i just reported you taylor i i've
put in a ticket taylor you have to go three weeks without getting banned before you beat my duration
well i'm taking a lot of care now about those names that people will donate with oh thanks to
stevie williker 96 and then like another, like someone gave me like 20 bucks.
And I was like,
thank you.
Knee.
Grow.
For the $20.
I'm like,
how much time can I do?
I should put between that to make sure it's all okay.
Thank you,
Mr.
Grow.
I feel like they should be more accepting because I don't,
I didn't see the clip.
My understanding of what happened to you, Woody, is you got duped into saying something
through a chat. I don't even recall.
Bob Saget. I don't remember it.
I read in the Discord that you said I was reading a Dono message. I don't know if I got
duped into saying something or if I just read a Dona's message or
whatever. I don't a's message or whatever I I
don't like being banned but it's not like the end of my world or anything I
could either stream on YouTube or not stream or well I'm pretty much set for
life so I could tell everyone I am making upwards of dozens of dollars per stream.
Sorry, Hope.
Next semester's a little iffy.
Right.
I said faggot.
I'm sorry, I wasn't able to come through
with that donation to your school.
So, yeah, I'm being like,
I'm trying to be real careful with the people's chat
because, yeah, they go over the top. school so uh i'm being like i'm trying to be real careful with the people's chat because yeah they
they they go over the top like i retard seems to be okay would have been banned immediately if just
like i've said this before but you know black people can say the n word you can say it's the
exact same thing yeah yeah it's the exact truly i ask anyone argue that point uh but i like already of course donations
slowing down because the novelty of the first couple streams wearing off but still it's like
by the end of them i'm like fuck this is a not insignificant amount of money to sit here and
joke around with people playing magic or south park i don't know your numbers but my suspicion
is i started where you are now and i've moved on to an insignificant
amount of money yeah see i'm thinking that's what it's going to be like eventually but i'll like i
have to it won't grow that much until i can put more time into it i don't think so i think you
know you provide uh quality content and entertainment people and they and they tip you for it that's
that's that's kind of how twitch works it's not not supposed to be like, hey, the light bills.
That's eBay.
But what Twitch is supposed to be and the way you're doing it is like, hey, guitar case is open.
I'm playing.
Do what you want.
And you're playing some good songs and people are tossing some money in the guitar case.
That's how it's supposed to work.
And everybody says you do a good job on there i i've watched i've watched a
little bit uh you know i'm a busy man busy man fingers in a lot of time so you know i i tune
in as much as i can but um how are you liking magic are they are they doing what you thought
they would do in critiquing you or or or your audience more, currently anyway, a Taylor audience rather than a Magic the Gathering audience?
I mean, it's funny because at one point I think I was the number three person on Twitch streaming Magic.
And so, of course, people filter in.
And, of course, the vast majority of people are pka people who like me enough to
watch and so the chat is just making fun of me and being making memes and jokes and making fun
of each other and shut up retard fat-headed idiot you know like all that kind of stuff
and then every once in a while i'd notice like a couple comments like what in the world is going on in this magic chat
it's like this guy's not even talking about the game like you didn't use your regrowth
and that is some pretty irresponsible language they saved me a couple times where i was like
i was trying to pay more attention to the chat than the game because that's more fun i feel like
and like it's it's k Kyle you know from playing magic where if
you're not paying full attention there might be a situation where I can win the game and I make a
wrong move and then I give him an extra couple turns with my which might end up costing me the
game really and if I ever was about to make one of those mistakes uh the whole chat or at least
the people who knew anything about magic would be like you've got lethal you've got lethal don't
fucking go don't fucking go you've got lethal i'm like oh hell yeah man
you guys are making me better even with the delay it's not a problem well it's a turn-based game so
like i'm taking plenty of time between between the turns and the moves and stuff and i was
thinking i was gonna get absolutely trashed because i started with a brand new account
and so i had just had the stock decks but was winning. And you win there with your mere decade of magic background.
You're going to win.
You're going to win a lot.
Just because you're streaming on Twitch doesn't it,
and I'm sure you know this, but it's not like you're playing
with just Twitch streamers.
Yeah.
You're playing with everyone at large.
And so the average, I won most of my games playing that game you know
what i mean like like you build a nice deck depending which game are you playing but you
build a nice deck and you you win i was winning probably 65 75 of the time or something like that
i had a good time i like that game every once in a while though someone plays like a couple cards in
a row that are very rare i'm like oh shit this bitch spent money and then i just get absolutely
rolled over by just a superior deck but yeah anyway sorry what i stepped on no i was gonna
i was gonna agree with you i have the same thing where like almost all my viewers are from pka
and then there's a few that are like man this guy really needs mods why hasn't he banned the word
boomer yet can you imagine the feedback i'd get on that
like it's like no it's okay it's okay this is just how we talk to each other around here
speaking of twitch streamers um i i saw um the latest from wings first of all wings got that
scratch buffed out on this car nice very nice i i will say the car looks nice you know he's good
at keeping taking care of vehicles it looks like it's been like i don't know washed and buffed and waxed and all that stuff it's shiny as fuck
10 year old cars look two years old it looks very nice this car looks very nice right now
and uh but we finally got to the bottom of why gangster grandma moved out why wings of redemption
lives all all by his lonesome these days why she wanted to smoke in other rooms of the house
she wanted to smoke indoors and he was not having that and so she moved out rather than smoke
outside i wonder so the official reason was different the official reason was that she wanted
wings to stop like she didn't want to be bet wing's best friend anymore she wanted him to stop. Like she didn't want to be bet wings, best friend anymore. She wanted him to go out,
meet a girl,
start a family,
make real life friends.
She wanted a better life for him.
So she removed herself from it.
So that would happen.
Yeah.
Was I dumb for ever thinking that was it?
Or is it one of those things where her a lot of credit,
you're giving her a thing to think about it.
You know how,
like,
let's say Kyle,
that you're doing anything,
and you have four reasons,
and those four reasons are all your real reasons, right?
Those are the things, and they're genuinely your things.
But I, as a hater, pick number three,
because that's the one that I feel is the least, whatever,
honorable, favorable, popular.
Yeah, for sure.
Do you think that's what we're doing?
No, he admitted it it he explained it himself like it's it's straight from the i won't make a joke the
horse's mouth uh you know he said uh he said yeah she wanted to smoke in the house and i wasn't
having that and so she moved out but i think she'll come back and he also said that he's got
kind of a quasi girlfriend right now and i don't follow as much
as i used to like like not nearly as closely i don't watch every minute of every video watch
him last night i think what he said was that his quasi girlfriend i guess they asked why she hasn't
moved in he's like oh it takes a while to move a man out there like it should take a while to move
a man man like like days could go by before wings gets a girlfriend hours takes a while to move him in, man. Days could go by before Wings gets a girlfriend.
Hours! Hours!
It takes a while to move him in.
I mean, sometimes they have lamps and pillows.
Maybe he was talking about gangster grandma.
I probably shouldn't even say anything if I don't have my shit straight.
But someone in his life was getting an exploratory surgery like this week.
It was either gangster grandma or his girlfriend. Like I said, I was just watching exploratory surgery like this week. It was either Gangster Grandma or his
girlfriend. Like I said, I was just watching
bits and pieces of his video.
I've been playing a lot of Tarkov and
cooking a lot and hanging out
with my family and stuff.
I've been following nearly as closely
as I usually do.
I did catch that part where he was
talking about someone getting exploratory
surgery. I really should have my ducks in the row before I even bring that up.
Geisha Ramah, she's at an age where like surgery becomes dangerous, right?
At her health level.
So I hope that, and if they're having exploratory surgery on someone at her health level,
they're only doing that because they're worried they're going to find something tragic right you know you might do an exploratory surgery
on a 19 year old to see what that going on inside that knee you know but they don't do that on it
on her in gangster room anyway i hope she's okay yeah yeah you know you know she seemed like a nice
enough lady um she she was the nicest of the clan uh down in South Carolina. So, yeah, wish the best for her.
I had a little thing today.
Oh, yeah?
Exploratory surgery.
I had my PRP treatment on my elbow today.
It says for platelet-rich plasma.
This is what it is.
And people are going to haze me for it.
I hope it works.
Anyway, they take your blood out.
They put it in a centrifuge.
And then what they put back in is the platelet-rich plasma.
That is the stuff that heals the area.
So it's like a concentrated little self-healing thing,
and it's my elbow.
I looked up the research on it,
and some people said it didn't work.
It never does any harm.
It's just putting your own blood back in.
Some people said that it's inconclusive.
But then there are other people that seem to love it um i got pointed that direction from joe lozon
he and his peers use prp all the time and uh it helps them heal their bad joints i looked it up
just today and they're like it's especially useful for elbow injuries and whatever my doctor my
doctor's physician assistant who's awesome
he's younger so he went to school more recently and it was like one of his areas of study on his
master's or something that uh in prp so i'm trying it we'll see when are you supposed to see results
like six weeks is like three weeks i'm supposed to have no activity which is really tough on me
i actually got them to approve pushups on my knuckles.
Like I'm negotiating with him.
But he's like, if you can do that on your knuckles,
you're not bent wrist, no pain.
Little did you know it wouldn't be a problem
for the first four weeks.
That I could still do that.
But three weeks in, and I get to do like
lame therapy kind of activity
like bending bars and holding a hammer
and doing the twisty thing.
And then by the three weeks after that,
I should ease back into more normal activity.
But that's a long time for me.
That's where we are.
So six weeks, you can't really work out.
We're going to do a cutting phase,
a little cardio, a little running.
That's where we are. I've been doing that mile a day ideal world yeah i've been doing a mile a day every day running for 30 days today is day 10 and uh that's going well i don't know
why i thought it wouldn't i thought like i thought that i would just slowly get worse every day, but kind of like the fitness channel.
Well, yeah, but I'm old.
I keep the, like, someday this will change.
And when you're older and you exercise,
it's like, all right, yesterday was terrible.
Today's worse.
And we're going to pile on top of that
and pile on top of that and pile on top of that
without rest days and you get screwed.
But it's not like that like my leg
muscles are still kind of sore but um my wind is fine i've even added some distance i'm running
more than a mile a day and uh yeah it and i and i just like i kind of i start and stop by touching
my mailbox that's like my i don't know it's a thing i do and uh i've just been gliding
uphill back to the mailbox like huh you know that was nothing like day one so that's that's going
okay that's kind of cool yeah yeah that i just remember even in school like when i was in high
school i would be playing so much hockey and people can be like oh it's not that hard to play goalie it's like it's a lot of burst cardio especially when you're taking a lot of
shots and you're playing all the fucking time and i would handle that just fine because i was mostly
enjoying myself i wouldn't be thinking about it i remember one team i was on we lost this side track
one team i was on we played a team that was like out literally out of our league and like an
exhibition thing because the coach our coach was like it'll be really good practice for you guys
these guys are some of the best in the country and we just got stomped absolutely walloped i think i
had like 60 shots on me and i let in five which not bad bad. Pretty good. Yeah, pretty good. It was like 60 shots, like five goals.
Maybe I think it was above 90, 90% say percentage.
And then the next practice, like the coach was like, I don't believe you guys gave it your all.
Yeah, they were better.
I won't lie to you.
I don't think you guys gave it your all.
And he tried to get everybody to skate.
And I started to go off.
He's like, you're part of this team too line up and then the
assistant coach goes taylor get get off the ice and the assistant coach was like the previous
were you in goalie gear for this yeah yeah and so first of all it would have been like dude
fuck you do you know how much harder it is for me to skate i do flat skates and my heavy ass equipment and
that would have sucked anyway like like i i always felt like my cardio was pretty good with skating
and all that but then even in the midst of hockey season and gym they'd be like all right
we're running the mile and halfway through i'd be like
this this is horrible there's a weird taste in my mouth and i hate this and i'm bored oh i'm so bored
like i think the worst thing to do you're stronger than me but i think our builds are in the same
rough class and uh not for running you don't see a lot of guys out there doing marathons gliding
with with our like shoulders and rib cages and yeah my my dad told me I went straight from running
like a gay guy in kindergarten
and then transitioned to skating and didn't run at all.
And then when I was bigger
and started running again for different things,
he's like, yeah, you just never really picked up
that runner's gait of on your toes or whatever you just kind of like barrel around it's like just falling
forward smashing through bales of hay
comically leaving tailor-shaped holes in walls and it also didn't work that like
my nose I still can't breathe through my nose. Right. And so like every 10 steps,
I feel like I'd have to like,
like trying to spit out phlegm and stuff.
So I should really get a nose exam.
I'm the same.
Yeah.
Yeah.
God knows what's going on in there.
I've always had a deviated septum.
My family like genetically does.
If you look at pictures of my great grandparents,
their noses start under one eye and end under the other.
Like they're crooked as hell. Mine doesn't look that that crooked but if you were to see the inside you'd
be like ah there it is you got that Woodworth nose in you and yeah so I've
never breathed well but then it got broken somebody hit me as a teenager and
it got broken in two places and it got even worse after that so i'm kind of mouth breather ish yeah
yeah i bet they could go in there and like like uh like like when i got my nose broken i went in
for like it was like a two-hour surgery or something they put me under i woke up and it
was fucking fixed i bet you've probably got a similar like fix for whatever you've got going on
it's not a big deal joe rogan had his fixed i think and every so often he like nose brags he's
like just like like demonstrating the kind of inhale he does and meanwhile i have like what i
could i could inhale through a straw better than i could through my nose oh see that's a real problem
like when i pluck my nose hair and like it all out, it's a noticeable difference.
It's more airflow.
It's like I put a high-performance intake on my car.
It's like, oh, I got at least a quarter more horses now.
I can almost hear the throughput in that nose, and it's a little stuffed.
But you still exceed mine.
Right now, I need to blow it.
Yeah, yeah, definitely so.
I watched the latest Rogan, or at least the latest one I saw.
He had this guy.
Let me, I've got it pulled up, so I'm going to look at the guy's name.
It's Glenn Villanueva.
That's the best way I know how to pronounce it.
It's 1395 was the number.
This guy who lives in the wilderness in Alaska and kills his own food and eats it.
He lives off caribou and stuff
very good episode very very cool like he's talking about eating every part of the caribou like he
eats the antlers when they're in felt he eats the colon he eats like that like while he's butchering
the caribou he's cutting chunks of fat off and just eating the fat raw like like real interesting guy like like and
he doesn't come off like a madman you know sometimes people who do that they come off like
okay yeah i mean you probably roadkill dude you're clearly like in the head this guy like
really down to earth he dropped out of school in ninth grade or something like that he's like
but but he sounds very well educated he's he's He's just sort of like self-taught.
All my maths, all my arithmetics, all my reading
put it all into learning the body of an elk.
I think that's what he focused on.
But he spent like the last 20 years almost
living up in the wilderness area of Alaska
all by himself.
They have to fly in to bring him toilet paper.
I like to think he was baffled by all the electronic like electricity I'm looking to
say in Joe's studio like what is this thing microphone? Well he had that stuff but like
current events like Joe had to explain the the Jesse the Jussie small Smollett.
Yeah the juicy sommelier scenario and and that was really interesting to hear a guy
who's you know he lives in no man's land eating caribou that he kills himself and sometimes he
goes through starvation periods because he the caribou aren't around and you know he's he's had
wolves try to kill him and bears try to kill him and all this crazy stuff and he's describing all
that and then then joe's like so let me tell you about
juicy simolee it was just he was just like it was this weird like uh it was very very bizarre
to hear him like getting a nitty-gritty on that yeah it was a good it was a really good rogan
um speaking of rogan i guess man next week is the biggest card of the year right yes
week is the biggest card of the year right yes it is a pay-per-view kind of night and i am gonna slap that 65 bucks down or whatever it's my nature to push back and be like probably not the big it
might be the biggest i don't know a bigger one yeah there are three title fights including one
that i in particular have wanted to see for over a year now. Usman Covington, is that the same
one? Yeah. That's the one. Covington
hadn't fought in so long, it seems like.
No, he did.
He just broke the
record for number of punches
landed in a fight. Did he?
Was I away? You know, you might
have been, actually.
Shit.
Cody, I can't remember. Help me.'t help me coming Colby Colby. Oh, that's why it's not a feeling. Yeah, colby. Yeah, I I'm very into that fight. But you know, I gotta say like, like, anytime Max
Holloway is in is in the cage. I want to see that and anytime Amanda Nunez is in the cage. I want to see that. And anytime Amanda Nunez is in the cage, I want to see that too. So great night of fights.
August 3rd, you were away, right?
I think so.
That's when he broke the record against Robbie Lawler for number of punches landed, I think.
Yeah, I don't remember watching that one.
So it's a good bet that maybe I was away.
But yeah, very, very into this fight card uh looking really looking forward to it can't
wait um it's the it's the first good one in a little bit here you know um last week obviously
i mean just a few days ago i guess we got to see uh ovareem have one of the hardest to watch losses
ever did you watch it no but i saw the the ending overeem had won every round
like they showed the judges scorecards and he had some 10 8s i think maybe even but he was
definitely 10 9 all the way through on all the judges there was a little variance here and there
but he had the fight in the back and he kept pushing the action like he totally could have
done that thing where they sort of like jog and do a circle around the ring and he had 20 seconds left or something like that and that dude
popped him and knocked him the out and i don't know if that was the i'm a little fuzzy
now but i know his lip is split so badly reddit says that's what they did at the very end
oh my god that's one of the i've
seen one of those obviously robbie lawler had that that classic one where he's just ah i think it was
worse than rob so robbie lawler's was very bad robbie lawler got hit for you guys just visualizing
this and it gave him three lips kind of like a dog right a bottom lip and then the top was split. Overeem's was like that.
Excuse me.
Except that it was a little more gnarled.
It wasn't a nice straight line to stitch back up.
It was just burger meat on the side.
It's real nasty.
That's the worst division to fight in, I think, is heavyweight.
I think it has to be. In some ways.
In damage, I agree.
In damage, it's the worst way worst on the other hand i feel like you can be a top 10 fighter much more easily i mean i'm a top
20 fighter right are there even 20 heavyweights like i just need to gain 20 30 pounds and i'm
the top 25 heavyweight you put together three wins and you might be in line for a title shot
maybe three i think three ones would do it i think three wins and you might be in line for a title shot?
Maybe?
I think three wins would do it.
I think three wins would do it.
I think if you beat one guy who's fucking 17th and then you beat the 11th ranked guy and then the 7th ranked guy, you get a title shot.
I think that's basically it.
Especially if you do it in short order.
If you do all that in a year, you're probably getting a fucking title shot.
And then do 155, right?
What did Khabib have to go? like 26 and 0 for his title shot had to do ferguson's won like 11 or 12 in a row it's 12
and you're right yeah uh that's a really he's a great example um you do that heavyweight you're
the greatest of all time you literally yeah well fedora had 30 or something, but that's
a little different. He's in Canada.
He's in Japan fighting against Cairns.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't have those gentlemen's credentials
in front of me.
God knows who he was destroying. He looked good
all those times. I don't know.
I didn't watch a lot of Strike Force or
whatever the fuck. Pride, that's what it was, of course.
I don't know if you've been keeping up with Mandalorian. This is sort of tangentially watch a lot of strike force or or whatever the pride that's what it was of course um uh
i don't know if you've been catching keeping up with the mandalorian this is this is sort of tangentially related but uh gina carano uh is in the most recent episode that i've watched i'm a
little bit behind i didn't recognize her she's hot as right i don't know who that is
gina carano was the the top lady before ronda rousey before ronda rousey she was not only the baddest
of the bad cyborg excluded uh but she was beautiful and the ronda also you know ticked those two boxes
and uh um i don't know super cool but i think she i don't know she just peaked a little early
she thought cyborg was the problem there's that There's that famous image of Cyborg holding her face like this.
Really?
And fucking slamming her.
Yeah, she fought Cyborg.
And she held her own as well as anybody can hold their own against Cyborg.
But she took a beating.
Better than most, right?
I want to say outside of Nunez.
Top three opponents against Cyborg, I would say.
Sure.
Yeah, for sure yeah and
one of the baddest women out there she's fought um like uh 145 I believe and uh and yeah she's
in the Mandalorian she plays like a shock trooper who's like in hiding slash retired or whatever and
she's she has the physique you know like the guy who plays the mandalorian it's pedro pascal as the voice
but in the suit is a slimmer fitter man i would i would think i was better at stunts
i i don't know that 100 but that's my that's what it looks like to me because
he looks like he's about 5 foot 10 170 pounds maybe like a real athletic like guy who's in the suit but pedro pascal looks to me like he's about six foot 200 pounds
you think there's maybe a significant amount of stuntman in suit but pedro does too am i i just
have a my guess would be he's not in the suit at all okay because you know
why would he be when he could just sit somewhere and just go I don't know about
that I don't act like I make movies but even the videos I have made are a little
bit eye-opening to like what's there you know like you before I made YouTube
videos I would watch something and just think, well, this is my view.
This is my view. I'm watching. Now I think of a cameraman and some guy behind the cameraman
holding a boom mic and some guys dressed in cargo pants in charge of electricity on set. All that
shit is there. So it takes me out of the Mandalorian a little bit,
knowing that it's all voiceover, right?
His mouth is behind a mask like that,
so you can't get good audio, done.
Anyone who's listening to Mandalorian,
just know 100% of it was said in a cozy studio
with a muff on the mic, talking into it
like you see them doing for Toy Story.
That's where all the voices right
His mouth right in the mouth
Now we're back to chatter bait so
That takes me out of it a little bit knowing that it's all voiceover
Yeah, that and the fact that you know there aren't any real aliens or lightsabers or blasters or anything all that I could buy
There aren't any real aliens or lightsabers or blasters or anything like that.
All that I could buy.
You know, I was in for the
lightsabers, the aliens,
the blasters, the space travel,
and the other universe they're in,
but when I realized that he was
in a sound booth...
I'm out.
I'm out.
I've only seen two episodes of that show.
That's it?
The third one gets quite
good okay like i haven't it's just i haven't been thinking to do it i've been so busy recently
but um like i was watching and when it was like oh baby yoda is 50 years old or however
old he is i was like wait what he's like 900 years old in the star wars actually yoda oh when they say yoda they mean
the species oh well i didn't know that yoda was not just his name but also the species name i
don't think they call him yoda in the show it's not we don't know what yoda's name is or excuse
me we don't know what yoda species is i don't i don't think so they're just but wait i don't
think they have they ever said
the word yoda on mandalorian no yeah i mean if he let's say he lives to be you know 900 900
as a baby he's still like google googling and gaga at 50 years old i would think part of the
reason that the yodas are so wise is that by the time they're 20 or whatever
they've gone through just as much development as like a human and now they're like off like to
the learning path they just have centuries to do it more and to perfect their force forcery and
stuff but now it's like wait so you're telling me these things won't be able to wipe its ass until
it's like 400. let's not try to apply logic to that i had a related but different thing
if he lives to 900 and i think it's actually 950,
but let's say 900.
If 900 is 90, then five should be...
Then 50 should be five, I mean to say.
I like it.
So he should be five years old,
which is a lot more than a fucking doll that you carry around.
Oh, and that leads me to my Mandalorian criticism.
Mandalorian is good. I will seven out of ten mandalorian right seven and a half like i like it strong okay i like it
but i felt like it was pitched to me not by you so much but by like all these facebook excitement
that i saw um as a great show and it my expectations were Breaking Bad,
Prime Game of Thrones,
even like Good Walking Dead.
This is actually a semi-lame Western,
space Western.
They carry around this doll
that looks fake, right?
There's a scene in the third one,
there's a battle scene,
without spoiling too much, where clearly they're swinging in on wires like it youtubers have
better production than some of this shit right and Lauren show up yeah and
they're swinging it on cables and I'm just like what who saw that and said, that's a good take. No need to do this again.
It's like.
You know, I'll agree with you a little bit.
I'm about 50% on board with you.
I'm more in it for the story than anything else. So I can forgive a little bit.
I actually think that the special effects and stuff are quite good for what it is.
Like, I don't know.
I don't know what kind of budget they're working with.
I know it's not a Game of Thrones budget. So we're coming from a very different place for what it is. I don't know. I don't know what kind of budget they're working with. I know it's not a Game of Thrones budget.
So we're coming from a very different place for what it is, right?
To me, this is the Disney Plus...
Tentpole.
Tentpole, thank you.
Yeah, tentpole.
This is the Disney Plus.
This is our statement on why...
It's why I bought Disney Plus.
It's the one.
It's why I got it too.
And I'm like,
shit, I subscribed to Disneyney plus for shitty walking dead
i i wouldn't agree with that like walking dead like is is very low budget um i think the makeup
is maybe comparable that's cheap as but they cheap as okay i thought it was more expensive
than it and um i like the guy who did my makeup is the walking
guy makeup guy like when i did that fucking hitman yeah like it's it's the same guy it it was cheap
okay um and he drove to my house well your costume also was a little less in depth than like a zombie
definitely so yeah for people don't have more suit right a
suit is something that you can buy uh yeah the walking dead zombie outfit is something you have
to make i guess modify um but they also have the mandalorian looks sick though right yeah yeah it
does it does but if i were to throw stones I'd be like I've seen Iron Man cosplay
pictures on reddit as good as the Mandalorian's armor yeah but they stand
there for a still or whatever like he's he's having to move around and stuff and
and you know you're seeing it from 360 degrees I thought the CGI on the
mudhorn looked good enough to me you know, that big rhinoceros furry thing that-
Yeah.
Now that you mentioned that,
I didn't think about it at all,
which is one of the higher compliment.
I just assumed it was a real Mudhorn.
That's how you know it's good CGI.
Like good CGI, you don't even consider it.
Great CGI, you're like,
all right, what am I looking at?
Yeah.
Like great CGI to me,
like the greatest CGI I've ever seen is a planet of the apes.
Um,
the new planet of the apes,
like,
like watch that.
And then when you get done,
like,
like when it's not in front of you anymore,
have someone ask you,
so,
um,
were those apes men in ape suits or was there nothing there at all?
And you're like well well
there was definitely some apes I think I just a mix of both milk no no it's Andy
fucking circus wearing some bubbles all over him dancing around on a creek and
talking to you none of that was real and you're like but I could see his
eyelashes yeah they did that it's it's it's so he's
gonna be he's gotta have the funniest gig in hollywood he's got the best where it's like
people are like this guy you know look how he brought gollum to life and then he's like the
behind the scenes and it's just a normal guy who's like pretty flexible crawling around and then like peter jackson's like and grimace and he's
it's like it's like that's your whole job and they're like it's just funny to me that that's
dude like the acting chops of him is like basically scrambling around like a like a
my favorite for on-scene shots is Mark Ruffalo do I have
the name right he doesn't credible Hulk dude you see Captain America they're all
buffed out costume making him double buffed out you see Thor they're all
buffed out costume augmenting what is already a top 1% human being and then you see Mark
Ruffalo there first of all not buff I believe my odds for beating him in an
arm wrestling contest are pretty good second I'd say a hundred percent I can
beat up Mark Ruffalo he's wearing this like latex outfit with ping's going down with ping pong balls aren't it that
take his four out of ten physique and make it look worse every fat roll is popping out the side
love handles show it yeah it's not flattering at all but to stand next to those other two
oh good god it's poor guy and it just it feels like he didn't earn his way there right you know like even spider-man who's not like buffers or anything but he's still he's
ripped he's ripped he's fit he's told he's me course he is like 19 yeah actually
I think he's like 28 but I'm not sure he's playing 19 I know he can drink but like true and he plays it well uh but like all the male
actors on there even like don cheater or whatever they're they know that they are the product and
they keep themselves buffed and shined and show worthy because they are the product except mark
ruffalo who somehow gets to be not actor shape i just imagine him and sam jackson eating cheese
burgers watching fucking chris chris evans Evans and Chris Pine over there pumping iron.
Not Chris Pine, but the fucking...
Who's...
Helmsworth?
Yeah, Chris Helmsworth.
Both of them are there pumping iron and doing that thing
where you have the big heavy ropes and you have to do this nonsense.
Battle ropes, yeah.
The most Joe Rogan of exercises.
All right, guys, you guys are going to love this.
So what you do is you go into your basement, which I assume
is just like mine, decked out in Rogue Fitness,
100 yards long, and you take
your battle ropes and whip it all over the place.
Then you go get in your isolation tank,
take some DMT, and then talk
to a fighter for four hours about how DMT
is cool. Battle ropes are a really great exercise.
You get some good cardio. Most people
last 12, sometimes even 14 seconds. Have you seen the battle maces yes those iranians long steel tube with a handle and
then a big ball on the end that's just steel and you just are supposed to like go around your head
dude you want to see somebody operate that thing like it's a fucking
Ballerinas, what do they call those things that like a baton? Yeah fucking the iron chic the old WWF wrestler Hmm, dude, he gets that thing like not now because he's got a kind of back problems and everything
He's an old-school wrestler, but back that he would have that thing twirling it like the things heavy as fuck
I don't know what it weighs 75
twirling it like the thing's heavy as i don't know what it weighs 75 95 pounds like it's real awkward and he's twirling that like it's nothing just moving it around
and all these weird circles around his head doing all this 1986 yeah yeah rowdy roddy piper
versus the iron chic oh rowdy roddy piper's the man he was he starred in uh they live
you ever seen that that's the one where he's like,
I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum,
and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I thought he acted well.
He acted so well.
I rewatched it as an adult,
expecting to have a newer, more critical eye.
He was good.
He was good.
He did just fucking fine.
His first acting performance ever, as far as I know,
fucking John Carpenter movie, who was a big director yeah and uh it's not a bad fucking
movie i think it's free on youtube it's called they live it's good it it's it's it's basically
what duke mccomb is based off of it is good yeah the iron sheik has lost his mind like he's got a twitter account that he tweets pretty
often oh no he says go fuck yourself if you follow the leader 17 minutes go fuck yourself
this is the season to be jolly fa fa fa fa fa go fuck yourself
today was when's when does when is fuck today is hardest to spell
today only
don't be the jabroni
I can't imagine his mind
is in a good place it's not dude
he used to be a regular guest on the stern show
and he was one of those people they'd bring on
and stern would like pretend like he's taking
him seriously but like if you paid attention stern's winding him up and the guy is just out of his
gourd and he he if you think woody uses the f word a lot in public
so many tweets over the months just saying go yourself yourself go fuck by the way go fuck yourself i
don't know why go fuck yourself on a day like today go fuck yourself this is not a test to go
fuck yourself those are all different tweets from all different days yeah that's his his thing i
guess yeah but it was something whatever that thing's fucking called that that heavy fucking
mace that iranian ace yeah He was like a legitimate, um,
competitive wrestler for Iran.
I want to say like,
like before he transitioned to,
um,
WWF and it was like right around the time of the,
uh,
Iranian,
um,
uh,
you know,
the thing where they,
uh,
they took over the embassy and took those Americans hostage and all that
shit during Jimmy Carter's
presidency. So it was
ripe for
taking advantage of that.
The geopolitical
scene was. And so they were like,
who
better to go against someone like fucking
Hulk Hogan, the American hero
than the Iron Sheep.
Hulk Hogan comes out,
living in America.
He's doing the fucking flexing point.
He's fucking waving an American flag
and the Iron Sheik will come out and knock
the American flag out of his hand and start
talking about the great leader.
It was great. The crowd would be insane.
You go to fucking
Dothan, Alabama,
knock an American flag out of Hulk Hogan's hand
and start talking about how the Sheik is going to bomb America.
They want your blood.
So then you just get Hogan out there to beat the shit out of him
and everybody walks away like,
that's the best $18 I've ever spent.
That's really funny.
Kyle, are you done with Call of Duty?
No, no, definitely not.
There's going to be a Battle Royale
coming out soon enough.
Guess or knowledge?
The details were leaked.
A lot of the
nitty gritty stuff, like how the armor
will work and how there will
be pickups in the game and stuff like that and everybody already assumed that that was going to
be the case because some of the they have like i don't i don't know what what the the game mode is
called but it's like gargantuan maps like 32 versus 32 or something like that and everybody was like these maps look like they connect these maps look way too big for 32
versus 32 and and so yeah there's going to be a battle royale on this gargantuan map 200 player
battle royale um like multiple tons and tons of squads cross play i assume cross play um so when
that comes out that's what'll suck me back into Call of Duty. But for the time being, Escape from Tarkov is very addicting. I've been progressing and progressing and progressing.
And I've really been enjoying it a lot. Like when you die, it sucks. And when you win, it's
amazingly wonderful. You know, it's a lot of fun. I've i've been playing cod which is not a bad game if you
want to learn to aim it's great because you get a lot of engagements so uh of course i started with
stuff where you barely aim like minecraft i thought i could move well and then you go to zombie games
where you aim but or borderlands but the consequences of being slow to get on target are
really low you can take all the time you want i go to cod and i'm getting my shit pushed in i'm at a point now where when i play by myself like it's okay but i stream with uh with people
who watch call of duty streams and they're good and they raise the skill-based matchmaking to a
level where i'm getting wrecked last night i host shitty host dude i can tell i'm not as good as the people who kill me like um
i feel like i'm zapping on target pretty well more than half of the time but the people i'm
fighting against are drop shiding they're sliding and shooting at the same like my idea is to walk
around the corner maybe even pre-fire and win a gunfight that way. That always worked. These guys are sliding so they're on the ground
and they're accurate at the same time.
I thought my movement was pretty good,
but now I'm realizing that my movement,
like there's levels to this.
Being able to jump through a window is not what good is.
That's basic.
Tarkov takes it back another level.
Like it's this, the movement and aiming and gunfights are so different than COD.
Because it's more like real life.
There's no running and sliding.
Your guy gets fucking tuckered out after running for 30 seconds.
I can go for eight minutes.
There you go.
Well, he's wearing full gear.
He weighs 50 kilos. We're back to 30 seconds yeah he's got
50 kilos of gear on his back so he he spreads for 36 and he's just like
there's this like rpg aspect where like the more you run carrying heavier the buffer your
guy gets but it takes forever to get him like to like buff nasty mode
so just count on him being a weak little bitch forever reset every death working out in this no
no it doesn't reset every death because you die a lot uh it it it might reset every wipe and wipes
are like every six months to every 12 months or something like that they're not frequent um i
don't know it's it's been a lot of fun to play
the whole economy that's that they have with the flea market and everything and um there are keys
that spawn randomly on the map um or in specific areas but very rarely but you can buy those keys
on the and they open doors that have good loot in them sometimes and uh but you can buy those on the flea market that's within
the game and so i grind and grind and grind until i have a few million dollars and then i buy all
the keys and now like like one of my favorite things is to do these runs where i just jump in
the map sprint to the really valuable doors turn those keys and try to get the expensive expensive
loot and i've done very very well doing that it's it's very exciting it's a lot of fun
nice it sounds like fun if you know how to play that's the so i don't know how many gunfights you get into but i kind of feel like if deaths hurt that much and you don't get into a lot of fights
it's not my game yet so i i watch shroud play a. And one of the complaints he gets is like that he's
playing as bots. But I think those people need to go and try to play against these bots.
Because it's it's like Call of Duty on the hardest difficulty, but much harder. Because
like not only do they snap on you instantly kill you instantly, but like they have tactics
and like they'll reposition, you know, like, they'll be in a window
shooting at you from a building and you'll be like, Ah, there he
is. And you'll shoot for return fire, maybe hit him in the arm.
He'll go prone, like you would in that scenario, crawl a
little stand up, run across the building, go up a staircase, get
on the roof and start shooting you from there. And you're like,
and all the while he'll call a buddy, but hey, the humans are here. Get on the third floor,
I'm gonna get on the roof, like to watch the the AI in this game do its thing. It's I'd love to
know more about how they programmed it, how that works, because it's fascinating. Like I feel like
like they need that tech and some sort of hunter-killer drones.
They're machine learning off Shroud's gameplay.
They're so fucking good, dude.
It's so scary when the base level scavs, if I'm kidding for real,
if I've got my good shit on, I'm like, ah, I hear a scav.
He's going down.
But if you hear, and you can kind of tell the difference between the voices,
there's different voice actors.
If you hear the big guy, you're like, oh shit.
Guys.
Well, I have no chance.
Glue car is here.
Could you guys come help maybe?
I'm hiding in a bathroom.
I'm just gonna drink this Coca-Cola.
Yeah, yeah.
There's, it's an interesting game. Do they say yes or are they like, glue car?-Cola. Yeah, yeah. It's an interesting game.
Do they say yes, or are they like,
Glucar, sorry, my friend.
Okay.
See, it's risk and reward.
You can run away from Glucar and just get the fuck out,
but if you kill him and all of his minions,
some of the best loot in the game that they drop,
that they have on them.
It's not one of those games where like,
well, wait a minute.
When I was fighting him, he seemed to have a light machine gun, but now that I loot his body, he they have on them. It's not one of those games where like, well, wait a minute, when I was fighting him,
he seemed to have a light machine gun,
but now that I loot his body, he's got a pistol.
Like whatever he was shooting at you with,
that is like an end-all, be-all, very expensive weapon.
What's your win percentage against Glue Car specifically?
I don't know, probably 50-50, like me personally.
It's a weird game as far as stats go.
I think my Katie's probably like a six or a 7, but that's deceptive.
It's not like Call of Duty because you're playing so tactically
and you're playing so slowly that that's to be expected.
Like my friends, some of the better guys,
like Larry I think has like a 12 KD or something like that.
Shroud's stats aren't to be compared to
because he's playing for an audience.
So mine are probably similar to his,
but he's putting on a show,
whereas I'm doing the best I can do with what I got.
The skill-based matchmaking in COD,
it's almost sad
because if you're a good player,
it's not fun to play with you like i used to play with onslaught
almost every night and t-mart t-mart onslaught and i would play all the time and uh they were
probably both better than me onslaught was definitely better than me it wouldn't be fun
to play with onslaught anymore if onslaught's on your team you won't do well because the other team
will be filled with onslaughts and it's just he was really good i forgot about that yeah he was really good and
he was a great teammate too one never mad at you if you're not good two call outs and stuff that
make you better like so he was just great but to play i played with a guy in my stream his name was
marvin as good as onslaught maybe better you he's really good. And he called out all game long.
But I got wrecked all game long.
Because, like, they seem to use your best player or two for the skill-based matchmaking.
They certainly don't use me, who, you know, everyone joined on.
And after streams.
I would be a very coveted teammate if they used the worst player on your team.
That would be fun. Yes, yes. We got Taylor on our team. Yeah. coveted what shoot I'm hitting space it it stinks like and and there's people on
the modern warfare subreddit who were like I'm losing friends over this my
friends all have more fun when they don't play
with me and and you know he's he's the opposite of a coveted teammate and I've just been okay
with I'm doing a push-up for every negative I go so let's say let's say I get 30 kills and 11 deaths
that's 19 push-ups I think yeah so I'm doing something different on my channel. For every creature of mine in magic that dies, I have to smoke a cigarette.
And enough.
I got to tell you, I wasn't doing good for a couple of those games last night.
And I'm starting to get a taste for it.
You're pretty good.
Imagine getting addicted to cigarettes because of a Twitch reward.
There's people who drink.
But dude, last night.
I don't do that. I't know if you're allowed to do that.
I'm sure I did 150 push-ups.
Like, I don't know if I did.
Yeah, well, it's a lot of push-ups, Taylor.
Oh, I know.
You probably feel it today.
If you did like 130 and then you get like four more,
you're like, all right, I can bust out a set of four.
That's no trouble.
But at that point, the 20s and 22s become hard to get through I had a 28 that's really negative but that's if I got that
low and like I was promising push-ups and be like guys I'm gonna hide in the
corner and just go just go the people there the guys in my game who they're
all really nice there I haven't played with anyone who's not enjoyable to play
with we're like what do you could take one off and it's like no i don't want to be a bitch i didn't yeah all right
yeah skill-based matchmaking sucks it sucks that the most fun people to play with become unfun to
play with i think i'm gonna after i eat dinner stream a little bit tonight i don't have a ton
of time play a few few little games of magic.
That might be fun.
I'm split on...
Because sometimes I'll look at the chat and people will be like,
can you please explain what you're doing?
Explain the rules, what's happening here.
And so I'll start explaining
it and
I'll feel like I'm doing a pretty good job
explaining. People will be like, oh, okay.
All right. And then suddenly tons of people being like, make a joke, fat retard.
Like, nobody cares about this game.
Just be funny.
Like that kind of shit.
So it's a nice, you know, the duality of man, as they say.
So I'm not sure who to please more.
Maybe just do both.
I don't know.
It's interesting
being like a dancing monkey for a chat
because that's effectively what it is.
It's pretty fun.
It is. Everybody seems
to be in a good mood, having a good time.
It's a complicated game to teach someone while you're
playing.
You almost need a link.
You almost need one of those bots that
whenever someone asks it auto like uh send like posts like the rules and like go to mtgarina.com
and you know whatever yeah i mean you know you taught me and uh you know we were all
stoned as but we picked it up we picked it up and you know within an hour
yeah that was a really good time yeah for sure yeah and that was i i like mtg a lot i i think
the thing that turns me off about it is is after a while i realized that it was kind of pay to play
unless you're doing like one of those um draft tournaments that's why i like this one is i'm
if i do pay anything for it for streaming i'm
just gonna buy the coins or whatever and then use those to buy into draft tournaments like i don't
want to specifically go in and buy cards i guess that's not as rewarding and i know myself i'll
get it if i allow myself to start buying cards i'll go down a rabbit hole i'll be like oh well
i need another uh you know uh mammoth i need one well you know what i actually need three
more why have two when i could have four dude i got like a 375 red deck on that other uh mtg site
i i probably spent like eight or nine hundred dollars on on mpg cards uh not on the one you're
playing but on the one the one that's gathering online yeah i've got i've got so many i got a
crazy green deck that i spent a waste of a ton of money
on my red deck i literally went online and found what red deck had won like recent modern tournaments
and bought that motherfucker built that one i was like i'll take that one click purchase all like i
remember at the time you and chis were really into it you're like come on taylor come play with us on magic the gathering online i'm like guys i can't i i'll lose my apartment
i can't do that i'll get way too into it and then six months from now when you guys are
onto something else i'll still be on there feverishly purchasing cards yeah like like i
that's why i'm not letting myself buy any individual cards. Those red devil cards that are like a 4-1 or something like that.
I think they were like $25 a piece.
Yeah.
Well, I'm going to need four of them, bitches.
It would be fun, Taylor, if every time you lost a creature,
is that what you said?
In Magic the Gathering, you smoked a cigarette.
See which addiction gives you more trouble.
Honestly, smoking would be cheaper.
Yeah.
But it would be way worse for my health
because I was being hyperbolic.
You lose creatures all the time in that game.
You'd be one cigarette in,
and you'd be like,
all right, well, third of the way through the game,
and I've got half a pack I've got to get through
because I've lost 10 guys.
Well, I've got a carton. gotta get through because I've lost 10 guys
do pushups with me
no
I do my
exercising is a different part of the day
I do it either in the morning
actually today
I kind of had a truncated workout
but it was still a good one
sometimes I
literally stream because I haven't done any
i've stopped doing legs entirely all i do is run every day so uh it'd be like i haven't really done
any upper body i should stream no i i've been doing it just to try and get better at streaming
and every time i'll hop back on to stream and i'll be like, yeah, I fit. I fixed the BT TV emotes or whatever.
And they'll be like, these suck.
These are the worst ones.
Go in and fix this.
They're like, oh, what tonight?
Like I've, I just got the affiliate last time I streamed and I've had pretty much zero minutes
at all to put into like finding the right size of the images and stuff for subscribers
and like the metals and the emotes and everything.
And so like,
I'm going to just do the basic bitch one this time and then like hopefully put
some time in this weekend.
It's just like,
I'm,
I am so fucking strapped for time that like I,
I got home from my obligations today.
Uh,
actually I did have a little bit of time.
I banged out a workout with my girlfriend and then came right up here did this uh she's in there making dinner i'm gonna eat dinner right
after this and then try and immediately hop onto twitch and stream for like until like 10 o'clock
tonight and then go to bed like you'll stream from nine to ten oh wait wait your time for me
it's different yeah yeah i'll get at least two hours that's a little short i i know but i i
feel like i'm like tucker was saying like always stream at least three hours in. I was like, that's a little short. I know. I feel like I'm, Tucker was saying like,
always stream at least three,
you wanna hit about three hours every stream.
And I was like, at first I'm like, yeah, that makes sense.
And I was like, oh no, wait, like, that's his fucking job.
I'm a guy trying to figure this out.
I can get by with two hours.
Sorry, Kyle, looks like you linked something here.
It's worse when you have that inevitable kid.
Slip that in.
Inevitably.
But then I'll have to be on here more to try and make ends meet.
Make a little more money.
That's true.
Bring that little fucker onto the... Hey, guys.
This is head.
Dress like Baby Yoda.
I hold my baby and Teddy both by the back of the neck in front of the camera.
You know?
By his collar.
But, like, so if you...
Chad loves the dogs.
Kid goes to bed at, like, 8 p.m. and then...
Throw a timeout.
What time do you think you get home from work-ish?
Typical.
Like, 6-ish, maybe a little before.
Like probably like 5.30 actually, yeah.
All right, 5.30, six.
So that's like two, two and a half hours a day
you actually get to see your kid.
And when you're late-ish at work, it's like, damn it.
Like two hours turned into 45 minutes today, that's it.
That's my day, 45 minutes of seeing the kid
and then putting it down.
That's true.
Yeah, that would suck. I mean of seeing the kid and then putting it down that's true yeah that that
would suck i mean i schedule meetings and and obligations like pretty more a little more loosely
on thursdays obviously because well this week it'll be wednesday for the show but uh yeah i
didn't really think about that 45 minutes wouldn't be wouldn't be nice you know i'm sure you'd want
to spend more unless the kids are real rabble rouser like I was,
then let her handle it.
There are people like, you maybe have them at work too.
At Cisco, I'd be like, dude, that guy sits here not being very productive until 7.30 p.m. every day.
He either thinks that impresses us
or he prefers this over home.
I would imagine prefers it over home it i wouldn't bet against that yeah i'd be living in the restroom
i've had bosses in the past where like for jobs when i was younger where like let's say like a
full shift was like you know 7 a.m to 7 p.m or something okay and your boss
would stay there the whole time and like you'd make it apparent you'd be like dude it's fine
like this is a hockey camp like i know what i'm doing we all know what we're doing you can leave
like you don't even have your goalie pads on he's like no no no i'll stay and like by the end of it
like we're leaving at like 8 o'clock 8 30 after picking stuff up at night and he's still dilly-dallying around and i didn't
think about it until you said it now but it's like oh that guy just like hated his wife like
did not want to spend time with his wife so that's that's pretty sad reality or maybe he just
loved those kids in an appropriate way yeah I only saw
appropriate things from him so whoo all in a wrap I know Taylor's got a fight
schedule yeah yeah sounds good all right PKN 277