Painkiller Already - PKN #295
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pkn 295 kyle was just giving us a media rundown and i felt like you guys were missing it
yeah i i know it's i know i'm late to the game but i finally watched uh once upon a time in
hollywood i'm a big tarantino fan but when i when i heard what once upon a time in hollywood was
about it didn't interest me i was like i don't want to see a biopic about the charles manson
murderers murders you know i i don't need that That's not what I think Tarantino would excel at.
I want to see another Reservoir Dogs,
another Pulp Fiction,
maybe even another Inglourious Bastards to some extent.
But I watched it,
and it's one of my favorite Tarantino movies now.
I still think Pulp Fiction is his best,
and then followed by Reservoir Dogs.
I'd have to do a little thinking after that.
Kill Bill is pretty high up on my list.
I really like Uma Thurman.
But man, this is up there in that.
He's done eight or nine movies.
This is in the top four or five.
This is definitely in the top 50%
of everything Tarantino's done.
You have to like the stuff that Tarantino likes, though.
You have to really enjoy that that that that like old school media pulp stuff grittiness
he does well when he goes back and like he masturbates to like 1950s 60s and 70s cinema
and television shows uh bruce lee is in there for a while that part i really enjoyed i i i heard that
uh uh joe rogan was really upset about the way they
portray portrayed bruce lee and i was like oh i guess they're really gonna make him out to be a
pussy i don't know what joe rogan's problem was with this i felt like they treated him
fairly enough complaint they didn't he joe didn't think he was made tough enough uh he's you know
he's a braggadocious talking tons and tons of shit and uh he can't back up all the shit he's talking oh okay
that's probably how i remember him too like exactly that that you know this is that guy
hey in real life bruce lee can't beat up wilt chamberlain well chamberlain's like eight feet
tall and full of muscle wilt chamberlain makes arnold schwarzenegger seem like not very much
of a man when they stand next to each other.
Yeah.
There's a part in the movie...
And then you put Andre the Giant
next to Wilt Chamberlain,
and you're like,
I don't know who a man is.
Clearly no longer you, Wilt.
Go stand next to Arnold, bitch.
I disagree.
Have you seen the picture of...
Andre's bigger.
He's heavier.
But he's also, like, fat and, like,
pear-shaped.
He's definitely more powerful, though.
I was just more meaning, like meaning scale of bigness.
Yeah, yeah. But he's
far less athletic.
Yeah, sure. But if you need to
crush a cantaloupe between three fingers,
who are you going to call? Andre.
Certainly not Wilter Hall. If you need someone
to take a shit so bad that it'll clear out
the entire wing of the hotel room,
Andre. Who are you going to call if you need someone to finish 120 beers?
Andre.
If you needed someone to push down a door, Andre would be the guy.
If you needed someone to win a fight, I might pick Will Chamberlain.
Yeah, I'd pick Will Chamberlain.
He's so long.
I feel like punching Andre would just...
Cardio, too.
Cardio, that's the big one.
People forget. A lot of people underestimate
how exhausting a fight is.
Super tiring.
Anyway.
They underestimate how tiring a basketball game is
when you're playing fucking 35, 40 minutes.
Dude, basketball's great.
Sometimes I watch people basketball.
I watch people basketball.
Like, how'd you do that?
I've seen you run it back and forth and back and forth.
But anyway, look. like how'd you do that aren't you i've seen you running back and forth and back and forth but but anyway look this is a movie that can definitely be ruined by a spoiler so i suggest if you're interested at all in watching what i think is the eighth or ninth tarantino movie
strongly suggest you strike while the iron is hot before one of our loving uh two hours and
40 minutes it's a long movie if you don't like long movies you won't like it because it's not an action-filled thriller or anything they really take the time to like
teach you about these characters and like like what their life is like leonardo dicaprio brad pitt
um margot robbie and a lot of good character actors mixed into the bunch and i'll say this
it was when i've after i watched it i was like i gotta watch it again
i gotta watch it again i rolled it fucking back i click play from the beginning and i watched it
a fucking game because i had to catch it i had to watch that shit fucking again it was so good
i love it so much or was a little confusing and you felt like the second time you get it all
no it was that good i wasn't confused. It's not like one of those like.
The time travel one, is it prime numbers or something?
Yeah, it's not primer.
It's not memento.
It's not where you're like, all right, let me get the flow chart out, boys.
You know, it's pretty to the point.
You know, Primer was one of those movies where like I watched it once and I had like a page open on my laptop at the time with the explanation.
And I did that thing probably a hundred times where I was watching. I'm like, what open on my laptop at the time with the explanation and I did that thing
probably a hundred times where I was watching like what on earth is going on and then I would
read it and then in my head I'm like oh well like you just needed a little nudge in the right
direction you were getting it kind of sometimes I watch primer then read it and I'm like
that'll take a double read yeah a double read wait but is this the
primer I watched
is this a different
I watched on stream just finished just now
Dawn of the Dead the original one
from 1978 when they're in the mall
when they're in the mall and
I had never seen it in its entirety
at all and so I watched it on there just sitting
on YouTube very
good movie I watched it on there. It's just sitting on YouTube. Very good movie. I enjoyed it. Very silly
also. Have you seen Zack Snyder's version that he made in 2004?
I have. That's the one that ends on a boat as they're speeding away and then there's
a dead head in the fucking cooler, I think, right?
Does that sound right? Or am I thinking about it? Oh, well, yeah, maybe that happens.
It's the one where they're in a mall again. They're in a mall. Ving Rhames is Does that sound right? Or am I thinking about it? Oh, well, yeah, maybe that happens. You know, they end up on,
it's the one where they're in a mall again.
They're in a mall.
Ving Rhames is in it and a few other actors.
Nobody huge, but a lot of people,
you're like, yeah, I know that guy.
I've seen him in something before.
Good actors, good actresses.
I don't like the term actress.
Good actors.
And yeah, I liked it.
You don't like what term?
The term actress. Like, oh,? the term actress they're all actors
there's nothing masculine about the word actor
I don't know
I just think of it like waiter and waitress
I've never put a
granule of thought into it
ever
I highly recommend this movie
you really do need to strike hard on the iron
it's about the Manson murders.
And, you know, there's a...
That's where the story's headed,
but you get to know Sharon Tate's character.
And more importantly,
the characters that you learn to love are...
The star is Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt is the coolest version of Brad Pitt.
He may have ever fucking been...
He's a stuntman
he's leo's stuntman stunt depth double and like he's so cool he's got he's got cover he's got
scars all over him like he takes his shirt off and uh he's just got these big gnarly scars he's
always since i've seen brad pitt act right like i feel like he's i love brad pitt as an actor he
was amazing in ad astra like uh two years ago i didn't see that i feel like he's i love brad pitt as an actor he was amazing in ad astra like uh two
years ago i didn't see that i feel like he's been doing cameos and stuff in my little world
the stuff i've seen him in and it's like it didn't really test him he's a good actor
he's like the definition of one of those guys who just keeps getting better looking and better
looking somehow does he like he's his body is a fucking nine in this
movie uh i don't know how old he is i guess he's 50 but um yeah i just jacked no way he's 56 he's
56 years old he's got a six pack he's got six pack packs like super defined arms and he's like
he looks his body looks like a 17 year old that's why yeah but but he's gotta be fucking killing it in the gym to look
like that he looks great there's a there's a scene where you like to believe that all these actors
are on performance enhancing drugs and that's why i don't look like them you really that's the
easiest way to handle it he has a couple scenes maybe three or four or five of his physicality
you know and he has this very nonchalant badassery about him.
You know,
this hippie pops the tire on his car.
I'm going to tell a few things,
but these aren't like plot spoiling shit.
And it is a two hour and 40 minute movie.
Hippie sticks a fucking blade in the tire of the coupe de ville that he's
driving.
And it's not his coupe de ville.
It's Leonardo DiCaprio's coupe de ville.
Cause he's the breadwinner in this bonded pair.
And, and he, he's just like, do you do that? He's got that Missouri accent. Do you do that?
He's just like, he goes to the, pops the trunk, gets the tire changing kit out. Luckily, I got a spare. This is my boss's car. Throws it. He didn't fix it he goes fuck you he just walks over and just beats the dog shit out
of this man and all of the the manson bitches are like sort of sort of like coming like they're
gonna take on brad pitt and he's like you take one more step i'll knock his teeth out and they're all
now fix it and he's just like can i wipe the blood off my face first nope he's just fixing his fucking tire i
want to see it for that scene there's a hall at mizzou with like all you know how they have it
at every college where it's the famous people who went there and graduated sure yeah and brad pitt
brad pitt went to mizzou he dropped out before he finished because they were like hey we'd like to
pay you millions because you're an act like you're going to be a star and so he left and so his plaque like literally says like
brad the almost grad and they still take credit for him dude like you know we were he was here
different schools have different levels of success like i've been to ivy league schools and stuff i
didn't attend but i've i've been on their campus i've set foot and there it's like presidents and
you know founding fathers and amazing stuff.
You go to NC State, which is where I got my master's,
and it's like, well, here's a guy who ran for vice president,
didn't win, but kind of a big deal.
He gave it his darndest?
Yeah, they had up there.
They saw there was Sheryl Crow up there,
and I was like, take that down.
Who cares?
You're proud of Sheryl Crow.
Come on.
That's a good one.
Is it a good one?
I don't know.
Yeah, that's a pretty good one.
That's an A-list musician.
Yeah, compared to Brad Pitt though.
Well, you don't want to compare to Brad Pitt.
He's the biggest star.
Top five leading men in the last three.
I think of him as like him and Tom Cruise and then a handful of others and like that.
Not even A tier, like a plus tier.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, it's really cool to see Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt be like buddies.
They're like buddies.
Like they're always together.
They're always hanging out together, riding around.
Like Brad, Leo doesn't have a driver's license because of a DUI.
So Brad drives him everywhere.
So they're just chilling.
And like Leo's having a hard time because he's struggling
with his career really taking
a nosedive and him having to do these supporting
roles and be the bad guy who gets
beaten up on these westerns.
And he cracks
up at one point and starts crying
in a parking lot. And Brad Pitt's like,
God damn it, man. Pull it together.
Here, put these on. Gives him his Oakley
sunglasses. He's like, don't cry.
Don't let the Mexican see you cry.
Don't let the Mexican see you cry.
They're like Mexican car partners.
I'm going to put this on my docket to watch.
I'll see if my girlfriend wants to watch it tonight.
You will love it.
If you stop halfway through, you're going to be like, well, that was kind of slow.
I don't stop halfway through movies.
You got to finish the movie.
I don't get turned off by slow movies.
I don't ever do that.
I've been watching Ozark.
Have you got...
So Ozark is like the hottest thing.
I'm almost done season two.
I hadn't watched it.
So...
And I asked everyone,
can I go straight to season three?
And everyone said no.
I railed against Ozark
and how much I thought season one sucked.
And they told me that that take
was about as on target
as my Robin Williams take.
Which... I was like, oh, take. You're re-watching one?
No, for one, I read the Wikipedia to sort of just come up to speed again.
Oh, okay.
And also they do a pretty good recap at the beginning of season two.
So I was like, all right, I'll read the Wikipedia on one, watch season two,
and then that will take me to season three, which I really want to see.
And season two, which they say is the worst of the three i'm enjoying more than i expected like i'm
kind of digging really yeah i was the same way i think season honestly season three is as good as
season one like those are both the top tier ones season three might even be better because
season three is it's like they just decided sitting in the writer's room there one day
where they're just like you know what this show isn't let's make it about 10 times as violent how about that everybody's
like that's fucking tits dude let's do it and so season three is violent as shit compared to the
other ones season one i liked a lot season two a little bit of a dip for me but yeah if you're
like in season two you're gonna go storming into season three and you're gonna that's exactly how
like every critic and and like most of the fans are rating
Ozark on the whole. Season one
is incredible. Season two, we took a little
dip in quality and
story. It meandered just a little bit.
Season three is just as good
and maybe the best season so far.
It was so much setting the stage for
season three. You had to get the pieces in place.
It might be benefiting from low expectations.
Everyone says season two is bad, so I'm like all right i guess i have to you know eat my
porridge before the pudding however the song goes
that's how it goes eat your meat before you eat your pudding maybe anyway i
so this is how can you have your pudding if you don't finish your meat thank you so so
i was like i'm gonna i'm gonna suffer through season two so that i can enjoy
season three the dessert and it's way better than i thought good good that's a great show
kyle you still haven't begun season three have you i have not begun season three uh it is sitting
on the shelf waiting to be watched i it's doing my super nerdy thing i'm re-watching uh deep space
nine right now i am on the final season. So I'm almost done with that.
I skip over some of the like character episodes.
It's like, oh, in this episode,
Rom's mom comes on board and there's drama.
And so I just skip through that.
But like there's 26 episodes a season
and there's seven seasons.
So I've been, I've just been rewatching that.
I love Star Trek.
So I probably watched 15 of the
of the 26 episodes I probably skipped 10 of them and uh you know I love that shit so how's your
gaming going so I haven't been any games yeah I haven't played any games at all I finished Doom
I beat it twice I went back and got most of the like hidden items and trophies and uh I got a
little bored of just you know rinsing and repeating
i got it's not that i got better at doom although i suppose i did get better at like the flow of it
because there is a flow that you have to get into to like play the game at a high level like like
learning how to how to move and how to take advantage of your enemies and stuff there's a
flow but um you're just chilling on tarkov till the reset, right? Yeah, I'm done with Tarkov until they do the wipe.
Because I have everything
that I could want.
I don't like the game when you have everything you want
and your deaths have no
meaning. When I die,
I should be fucking upset.
I'm enjoying that part of it.
I think I might earn
the cap. I was questing towards it.
There's a part of your character where if you die you don't lose those things
and if you pay a lot for the game you get what's called a gamma and has nine slots
and if you earn it you can get 12 slots i think that's what the kappa is and it's very difficult
to earn and uh i'm just poking away at it you know going and going yeah yeah i think we'll all
quest for it together uh after the wipe you know because the way we've done it is like i i picked
up the game in like october i don't know how we which was like i think maybe two months into white
and like larry and those guys were all so far ahead in missions and stuff that like
i didn't want them to be like all right now let's go do that thing that you've all done three times.
So I just didn't bother.
But I think with everyone starting out on even playing field, right at zero.
I've had that same idea,
but I think I mentioned it to Larry.
I'm like, that'll be fun.
And sometimes I'll do a quest,
but it's like, hey, it's a good excuse
to play Shoreline, which we never touch.
They don't mind.
And I have players newer than me
that sometimes I tour guide, and I don't mind taking them on it like it's i like that
more than just going and what x failing and leaving with more loot than you came with like that gets
a little too routine as well so sometimes they take me on tours a lot of them i need to get
kills a lot of them are kill based i'd rather do rather do that solo. You know, I can't stand.
Yeah, I just think that, like,
especially the ones where it's like,
go to this room, pick up this thing,
take it to this room, extract.
Those will be much more fun.
Larry's going to be so far ahead of us.
No, we'll play with him.
You think?
I mentioned that to Larry.
That's what I was starting to get at.
And I was like, yeah, it'll be cool
because we'll all be doing the same quest.
That's great.
If four of us need this quest,
all four of us,
basically you have to go to a room,
get a thing, and then get out.
We'll all be doing it.
And Larry's like, yeah, about that.
I do quests pretty quickly.
And I think that's true.
It would be a challenge to keep up with Larry.
Maybe we can. Larry's streaming right now.
I don't know. You play a ton. You play a lot.
When I'm
on the grind, I play a lot
too.
We might be able to keep up.
Even if it takes me
five games to get the number of kills
he does in three.
The kills can be a thing. Sure. The kills can be a bit annoying. If each of us games to get the number of kills he does in three oh the kills the kills can be a thing
yeah sure the kills can be a bit annoying it's like if each of us has to get five headshot kills
with a shotgun on shoreline wearing this goofball armor and that's what i'm doing now i i don't know
people are enjoying video game talk but it can be a bit of you go in there and they're like hey
use a shitty gun so if you're gonna go in there next to un like, hey, use a shitty gun. So if you're going to go in there next to unarmed,
you don't really bring expensive armor and expensive helmet.
Because a mismatched kit is kind of a dumb idea.
I don't want a quarter million dollar chest plate and a five cent gun
because I'll just die anyway.
So I'm in factory trying to get kills with a silenced shotgun
in the factory area, in the office area, and it's just
like, ah!
Motherfucker, I'm coming back
here with a VSS and wiping out
all your asses. I'm done with this.
I'm tired of it.
Do I love doing quests or
hate doing it? I'm not really sure.
But that's what I'm doing.
I don't care either way. It's where I am.
I can leave them or take them because the cap but that's where i'm that's what i don't carry the way it's where i am yeah you know i i can
leave them or take them because like like the cap is is an incredibly difficult thing to get it takes
so many hours to get to um and i don't really need it the game is so big the game is so big
and when you play as a squad it's like probably not gonna lose your shit anyway so like like i
could take it or leave it. It's a status thing.
I don't think the game is so big. I always wish there was more room.
Especially on Reserve where you have to bring
a paracord and stuff.
Anyway.
But I do wish that
I like the prestige of it.
That's what I'm getting to.
When I see a streamer and he has Kappa,
it's like, this is a bad motherfucker.
I'm watching right here.
This is a thing. This guy's a real
lowlife.
Yeah. He doesn't know what
pussy smells like. Man, this guy's
cool.
I bet his room is
full of it and empty Mountain Dew cans.
It's stacked. There's just one cone empty Mountain Dew cans. It's just stacked.
There's just one cone of cleanliness,
and the rest is just trash everywhere.
Pee jugs and such.
But when you see a Kappa, I'm trying to think of another game.
Oh, Damascus Camouflage in Call of Duty or something.
Like if a guy's rocking that.
Or certain knives in CSGO.
You know, if someone's got some sort of fancy...
150 headshots for your red tiger
on your green M483 sniper.
Yeah, that ain't shit.
It wasn't hard.
No.
This Kappa thing is outrageous to get to.
It really is.
The problem with Kappa
is a lot of it makes you underprepared for the engagement.
I'm sorry I talked over you, Kyle.
They make you bring in a bad gun,
and then, like I said,
it doesn't make sense to bring in a good helmet
or armor if you're going to have a crappy
gun and there's so many times where
it's like Chuck
I got in I shot him in the face
but he had a fully auto weapon
and I can't beat that
you want to control the
engagement and get the kind of fight that favors
you but the shotgun in this
game is just not very
good. You guys ever watch those videos of people getting caught impersonating police officers?
Sometimes. I think you may have shown me one. I've really been digging those lately. I saw one last
night. This kid is 18 years old, and he has a car pulled over over and an actual cop pulls up behind him he's like
hey what's going on he's like not much uh just uh caught this guy going 120 up on the bypass uh
wrote him a ticket uh-huh why aren't you in uniform and you look and he's wearing jeans and a
fucking like polo shirt he's got no gun no gear he's just got
a belt not a not like a utility belt either like like a leather belt he's wearing a belt like like
we all have one okay and the cop is like um where's your stuff he's like oh i'm actually
heading up to so and so to pick it up from they use some acronyms like he does know the like the lingo because i'm going over to the
br to get my cs3 and you know head on over to the wanchon and he's like uh-huh we'll just hang out
for me for a minute he's like yeah uh chief i got a guy over here says he's uh going to the br to
get his co and heading over to the Wanchon.
Well, I don't know what any of that stuff means.
So lock his ass up.
So they do.
They lock him up.
And he's crying.
He's literally crying in the police car.
And it's just super satisfying.
It's super.
Satisfying. Then I saw this.
What did he think was going to happen?
He didn't even get a costume for us.
I saw this other motherfucker, and he's the worst I've ever seen.
We always talk about how
a lot of cops are
cosplaying. They're that guy at Airsoft
wearing way too much gear.
I've played
Airsoft and paintball and worn way too much gear.
I'm doing it because somebody's paying me to wear it.
That's why I'm wearing it.
I'm not wearing it because I think I'm an uber badass.
I'm wearing it because they paid me to wear that shit it's way too hot to wear that shit
voluntarily well sometimes it's like meant to be cool and slick but it looks a little too military
ish it looks a little like you're a poser it's like they pay me to wear it maybe some people
buy it because i wear it is cool shit it is high quality shit it's just not my style
this guy gets pulled over running lights.
Not blue lights.
Red and yellows, which is fire department
EMS type shit.
Which is like skirting the line of legality.
And he's wearing a badge
that says fire inspector
or something like that. And as
they start pulling him apart,
mentally and literally, with
the items in his truck
they find out first of all he's a felon and hey nothing against felons around here but
we're pro felon on this show we're pro felon on this show first of all he's dressed like a cop
and what i mean is wearing those black fucking pants black polo tucked in and he's got that
lame ass haircut and he's got a badge on and he's got lights running on his truck and he's in the
same kind of truck that the deputies in this county of oklahoma or arkansas or wherever the
fuck drive and he's got a police radio which i thought you could just pick up apparently it's a
it's a thing we're like no that's an adam radio who does adam know you've got that radio and he's like yeah i'm an and like he's got all
of these like you know how like they're like ways to get around things by saying like oh those
handcuffs that's a theft deterrent device i use those to lock my steering wheel in place oh that
asp baton which is like that flick like baton that extends out antenna that's to train my dog it's a bite
stick he bites that uh-huh and uh what about the canine sticker well he is a certified canine
what's he certified in being a dog tracking just tracking yes what language do you speak german
okay and they start picking his car apart taseraser, pepper spray. Then he's got the-
He's a very rowdy dog.
He's got the CMS kit, and he's got the certification to be a CPR instructor. They're
like, when's the last time you did a CPR class? Yesterday. You're certified in CPR? Yes. By who?
The American Heart Association of blah blah blah
all right and it's like he skirted his way into being a fake cop so well this guy so far he's
such a good fake cop it's shocking like everything they pull out of his truck he's like you've got a
radar here why do you have a radar well i just like to see how fast people are going sometimes
i think you're pulling people over.
No, I wouldn't do that.
That's against the law.
What are these handcuffs for?
They're a theft deterrent.
I figure somebody looks in, they see the handcuffs, they don't want to break in.
You wouldn't break into a car with handcuffs, would you?
He's like, well, I'm not a criminal.
He's like, but if I saw handcuffs, I'd break in and I'd take them.
And I'd take your guns, too.
You got any guns?
They ask him like eight times, does he have any guns?
And he doesn't to his credit.
But everything they dig apart in his car is more utility belt shit.
And more of those things that you could become in real life to sort of raise your status slightly above citizen.
He's a notary public.
He's got the stamp, the full notary public.
They're like, when you filled this out, did you tell him you're a fellow?
Nope.
Was that question on there?
Nope. Not in this state, it's not. They're like, when you filled this out, did you tell them you're a fellow? Nope. Was that question on there? Nope.
Not in this state, it's not.
They're like, shucks.
As they dig it apart, he's got all this bullshit.
What was the other thing?
Fire and rescue.
He's in a full fire and rescue suit with the gas mask and the yellow fireman's jacket and all the fireproof shit.
When's the last time you went to a fire?
Two years ago.
So you're certified?
I am certified.
Where at?
At the volunteer blah, blah, blah. And they're just like motherfucker this guy is awesome they locked his ass up why what did they get him for impersonating a police officer no he just it
was a theft deterrent he also has his own like bond company or whatever where he serves papers to people, and that's what he was doing.
He was there in Arkansas, I believe, serving papers on somebody.
I watched a 30-minute video of them tearing this man apart as he admits to crime after crime after crime.
He admitted to crime after crime.
It seems like that was all legal, right?
No.
Where the cop is saying, like, oh, you son of a bitch.
I guess you are a certified volunteer firefighter or whatever any one of those
things in my opinion it's like all right well you got handcuffs it's like yeah i'm kinky what's up
you know but yeah but you got him with the asp and the taser and the pepper spray and the radar
he actually didn't get in that much trouble he uh they they got him they charged him with a bunch
of stuff but he ended up only getting like speeding or something like they gave him a year
of probation and like a 1300 fine it was in both cases we're giving you we're giving you two years
unpaid probation from the police department you pretended to be a part of in both cases
look they're misbehaving right they're They're pretending to be cops. Let's just agree with that.
But it seems like it came from a place of policeman worship.
Like the 18-year-old that's crying, in my head, he's realizing he'll never be a policeman actually.
He tried to skip a step, and now he can't go through the proper steps.
He's only 18, and his dream is done.
I would bet that 18 year old was
Kyle's the one who's seen it. I haven't.
I would imagine that 18 year old was
trying to prank people, but the guy
who had every certification other than
being an actual cop
seems like that's a guy who wants to be a cop
badly.
Did they both want to be cops?
They all want to be cops and they like
having that little bit of power and then abusing it.
I've watched a bunch of these today, and apparently it's not that big of an offense
because they don't lock these people up.
It's going to be my next stream idea.
You'd be in a lot more trouble if you had a half an ounce of weed.
I'm going to tell you that right fucking now.
You could ride around locking people up fraudulently and it's a slap on the wrist
as a fake cop that uh that person gets off most of the time all right you talked your way out of
a ticket this time clever guy but don't let me catch you speeding again no they're writing them
fake tickets that's the crazy part like he's got like some of them have ticket books some of them
are in business as fake cops
like they'll chart one of one guy was like charging a motorcycle club to like escort their
like motorcycle parade as like and they sort of skate that line between private security and
police officer like you can dress up as a fucking cop essentially and you can put all that though
although you you can put all those stickers and
nonsense on your car like like it's it really comes down to if you actually if you're like yes
i'm a cop now you're in trouble just don't it's it's like it's the magic word like don't say the
magic word and you'll be okay just don't say i am a cop and everything will be fine just allude to
the fact that you might be on the force. What force? Space force.
Space force, yeah.
No, not the police force.
I'm a Star Wars fan. So, how's everyone's
quarantine going? Yeah, same
old, same old. Getting my
milk and eggs and cheese delivered
and staying inside, not
doing a goddamn thing.
I think we're going a little stir-crazy here.
Colin's going a little bonkers here colin's going a little
bonkers yeah oh he can't go to his uh his climbing or parkour yeah he's probably just a ball of
energy right now like no way to outlet it yes or probably lots of ways actually you live on a
compound there's lots of stuff but we're not doing very much the pool's not open yet it's a little
cloudy if it was super hot we might might get in, but getting close.
But yeah, Colin's mood swingy right now.
I think it's because he's been locked up so much.
Hope and Jackie and I are doing better, but I'm a little bored.
I haven't gone out very much. Is Hope bored?
Because I'm trying to put myself in the position of literally 20, 21.
20.
Like 20. Like a 20 like a 20 year old
in college if this happened to me like i would be going crazy like i know for my younger brother
who's a little older than hope it's like he's losing his mind like all he's doing is pouring
himself into video games because he's like god i haven't seen my friends in forever all my frat
brothers all this and that like i'm sure she's in a similar situation where like all you can't even
fucking get on tinder You can't even fucking
get bitches to come over.
Because you're like, she looks a little wheezy.
You're having her come over here.
Well, that's good then. I hope she's doing well.
At that age, I would not be doing well.
She and Jackie are pouring themselves into Animal Crossing,
the video game on Nintendo Switch.
To Jackie's credit, she sits through my boring-ass Tarkov stories.
But in return,
every day I see her outfit in Animal Crossing.
I've had tours of her museum.
And just when you think you've seen the museum,
there's more.
Oh, the turtle section.
Show me about the turtle.
Oh, that was all of it.
Let's just imagine Woody standing there
just not fucking caring at all and and actually it cost
me nine turnips but i got a new plaid tablecloth on the barn for the summer fest like at some point
you know this is really fucking lame oh so jackie i hate to tell you that this is really just really
gay this just sucks.
No one's dying.
They've complained.
So I guess they're playing their game in like the same universe
and separately like they complain about each other.
Hope is like, mom's just not bringing in the money that I am.
And Jackie's like, her design aesthetic on the museum.
I don't know.
She doesn't think ahead.
She put a lake so close to the building and now you can't expand.
I don't know what's up.
Executive planning with that girl.
And you just have to sit there like,
tell me more.
When you,
when you get the pool going,
like,
like what's the,
how do you do that?
Do you,
do you drain it and then replace the water or like, like what do you do? pool going, like, what's the, how do you do that? Do you drain it and then replace the water?
Or, like, what do you do?
So, in the winter, you call the guy and he drains the equipment.
Not the pool, but, like, the pumps and the filters and stuff.
No longer have water on them.
So, if it freezes in the winter, they don't break.
Cool.
In the spring, he comes back.
The pool, you know, needs a little water.
And it's usually evaporated to some extent.
And we fill up the water.
We get all the pumps and filters and stuff cooking again.
Just with a hose?
Yeah, just with a hose.
And he puts in this initial dose of chemicals.
It starts off green, and then you kill it, and it becomes super cloudy.
And basically, you just keep the water balanced properly, and over time, the filter will pull it up.
So now it's blue but a little cloudy. You got salt water right yeah yeah it's the only way to go yeah everyone's got a
tear in his liner i guess in the off season and uh and so i think that's why his setup is a good
bit different because he had to obviously have the liner like replaced and everything and then
he was able to get the city to bring a water truck. A gigantic truck of water.
Well, they took it out of the
I think they hook up to a fire
hydrant. They pump
his pool full
of rusty red water.
It looks like blood.
He comes home and
they're packing up and they're like,
hey, we don't want you to be upset
or anything,
but the water's a little rusty.
And he's like, well, let's go look at it.
Let's go look at it.
And he goes back and he's like, it looks like blood.
It looks like blood.
You can't see an inch through it. And he's like, well, this isn't going to fucking work.
You got to pump that back out.
So he makes them pump it all back out and bring clean water.
And it worked out beautifully,
like instantaneous, like ready to roll, like pure out and bring clean water. And it worked out beautifully.
Instantaneous, ready to roll, pure clean city water.
He does the salt thing too.
When we first got our pool, that's how they filled it.
They bring in a tanker truck that looks like the ones that deliver gas you see everywhere.
And it took three of those and then we used three or four and then we used a hose to just finish it.
And it comes in like,
in mid-summer,
you can see all the way across the pool like the long way.
And our liner has like,
it looks like it's tile.
So that's how I judge it,
how clearly I can see the tile across all the pool.
Now it's not like that.
Like you can see to the bottom of the shallow end
but not even the deep end.
Yeah, he loves that fucking pool.
That's his...
How long has he had it years i well the saltwater thing is is a new iteration of having a pool um
he got that pool put in four years ago okay something like that um but but you know growing
up we always had a big like pool and pool. And it was the chlorine nonsense.
And it was just like, oh, my fuck.
Always having to keep that chlorine balanced.
And it was chemistry.
Always, like, doing that dippy thing and, like, looking at, oh, we need more boron, it seems.
Whatever the fuck.
You probably know saltwater pools are chlorine pools.
It's just apparently through magic they convert the salt into chlorine.
And you tell the pool what percentage to do and it just maintains itself you know our pool just it stays clean and
clear and beautiful all the time and it doesn't take a lot of human effort um yeah there's a
little digital readout pucks of chlorine in there floating around and whatever yeah i've never seen that uh um there's a bag of uh salt i put one in like twice
a summer so it's literally like after it's open and clear 60 seconds of work a year
yeah you know growing up like like when i was really little uh you know when you open the pool
back up there'd be algae in there you pull the pull the cover back off, and you'd have to shock it.
And then you put these gallons of really intense chlorine in there.
But then we're kids, right?
We want to get in the goddamn pool.
And so they're like, all right, three days.
It'll be safe.
And we're like, it's been three hours.
Let's get in your eyes.
I don't mind having green hair and dry skin and burning eyes it's so
itchy and your eyes would burn they'd be just blood bloody red shot it's can't be safe can't
be safe it's not that's what's wrong with me now we shock it when we de-winterize it and uh but i
do it usually when it's still too cold to swim yeah even now it's like 75 out no one's like man
the pool would be so great no and what it pulls like 60 something
the weather is 70 and you get used to it like like you think that like oh i touched it it's
cold but like you get in there you move around a little bit all of a sudden it's all right yeah
yeah and it's a calorie burning machine because your body doesn't want to be there and it's trying
to maintain its temperature dude yeah there were a bunch of swimmers on my team in college who would
literally use that as like their weight loss thing they they coach these swim teams and on a lake
and the lake doesn't get warm because it's a lake and they're just yeah i sit there and shiver
and i get skinny and hot it's like yeah you did that is good that's the whole time you're sitting
there like at least it's not running at least it's not running. At least it's not running. I don't have to run.
When we talked to more plates, more dates,
I was like, all right, all right.
Like, what pill makes you burn fat?
They say there's no fat-burning pill,
but I'm talking to you,
who's willing to use, like, extreme chemistry.
He didn't sell it to me at all.
He was like, yeah, people work with explosives.
They noticed how thin they were.
Your body's a furnace.
You're hating every minute of existence.
It's kind of like hell, but it burns fat.
Is there another way?
Nope.
It's just giving yourself a fever.
Yeah, it sounded awful.
I looked up Modafinil, because that was the one he suggested.
He's like, hey, it's like I have sleep apnea.
You could probably easily get a subscription, prescription.
And I looked into it.
The side effects are no joke.
People get addicted to it.
The side effects to many of the things he suggested to us are no joke.
I do like that about him.
I admire that, yeah, that he's not afraid of a side effect.
He's like, well, your toes fall off, but hey, don't have to clip them anymore.
You can wash his hair.
He'd pick your poison.
So, yeah.
All you got to do is like Google any number of those things he talked about.
And it's just like, ooh.
You know, like sometimes you'll be taking something really innocuous.
Like you're like, ah, yeah, my doctor gave me this new headache medicine.
You look at it, you're like, whew, it like instant death seizure and bouts of anal leakage i i think i'll stick with the advil but the stuff
that he's recommending it's like heart palpitations and liver damage and irreversible spinal curvature
it's oh not my spine i i like that. I want to reach out to him and get the...
What was the medicine?
Not medicine.
There were pills.
He was like, you guys could get it if you wanted.
Oh, the like Air Force fighter pilot, like focus pills?
Yeah.
He had some like pre-workout thing.
I saved it and I can't find it.
I don't...
I never use pre-workout.
That shit makes me anxious.
A little bit of Adderall, man.
You know, get a little Ad...
Oh, well, he sells some stuff.
That's what it...
Ah, okay, okay.
I thought I kept the tab open.
I don't know.
It may be in our chat.
Like, if you really scrolled hard
and, like, dug through it.
Oh, yeah, that'd be the way.
He talked about that stuff that's more hardcore
than Adderall that the fighter pilots would use
when they were piloting fighters.
And I was just like,
the Adderall's pretty extreme.
I don't think I need to go a step above that ever.
Like, a good cup of espresso really gets me going.
I lost the tab. I'm sad.
I like his style. I enjoyed him as a guest.
Fun guy.
Intelligent. Very intelligent.
It didn't come off
to me as bro science. It came off to me
as someone who's really done
research and
wanted to get to the bottom of
what the best
him could be.
It's fun when people go beyond expectations like that.
You saw him lifting, so you would think that he couldn't do much more than count to eight repeatedly all day long.
That's what it takes to be able to lift weights.
Then you hear him talking, you're like,
oh, whoa, actually I think he's smarter lift weights. And then you hear him talking. You're like, oh, whoa.
Actually, I think he's smarter than me.
I didn't see that coming.
Yeah, he's definitely more knowledgeable.
He's literally Jimmy Neutron with the stats turned to max.
He's just very knowledgeable.
He's blowing me out in every way.
He's very knowledgeable in his area of expertise.
And I appreciate that about anybody.
If we had a fucking guy who made ice cream on the street,
I'm interested in that too.
We've talked about it before,
and there's a whole Reddit or a subreddit
devoted to people who are just good at doing their jobs.
I like that shit.
Yeah, like people who like...
Competency porn is what Woody just said,
and I don't know if that's the subreddit,
but it's just like the guy who can...
That's the genre, yeah.
People who are working assembly lines
or chopping vegetables or whatever it is, but it's just like the guys who can like yeah people who working assembly lines or
chopping vegetables or whatever it is but they're just lightning fast because they do one action
all day every day you know maybe you see those guys do that ice cream where they like spread
like like oh yeah yeah and then they're scraping it all up and making this artful little they're
amazing thing i'm with kyle i absolutely love it. When they're fake amazing,
I hate it so much.
There's this one I've seen a bunch of times
where a guy's like putting things in a bag.
So you know how to open a bag.
You kind of let it catch air and you pull it and it
fills up.
This guy does that in like
seven steps.
Zip, zap, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip.
Like, motherfucker, you're acting
like you're fast.
You're moving fast.
But there were six bullshit steps and you're opening the bag.
That was full after one.
Yeah.
Taking an item up and putting it in the bag, there's a quick way to do that.
You just do that.
But oh, no.
He's got to, like, make a show out of it.
And I hate him.
I hate him so much.
I like that one.
It's like a gif from India or Pakistan or some shit.
And it's like, you know, they make that naan bread where they have the big bowl thing.
And they slap that on the interior.
Yeah.
And it's just some guy.
And my first thought was like, why don't they move the bread, the dough making station closer?
That would make this so much simpler but they have the dough making station then about 20 yards away they have the
guy standing next to the pot and this guy's not even looking he's just whipping it and then just
sailing it like 30 feet back and the other guy's just grabbing it slapping it grabbing it slapping
you ever see those japanese markets where they slice up the tuna? There'll be like this 800-pound tuna that are very valuable, like several thousand dollars.
And they've got these somewhere between a kitchen knife and a samurai sword.
And they're fucking chunking the fish at the guy.
And he's fucking – there'll be a crowd watching this guy fillet, I guess, a giant 800-pound tuna.
Those are really cool i like seeing
people who are good at what they do the crowd ties into think taylor could that be part of the show
could they be like some pakistani version of a hibachi grill throwing food across the kitchen
i bet it is i think you're right yeah there's no way they thought like
well the station is already set up over there. You must learn to throw.
You're right.
It's clearly for entertainment.
But yeah, I need to find where that subreddit is
because I like watching people do that.
You know what's not entertaining?
People should just be murdered for it.
When they try to hand you the ice cream
and you grab the cone and then there's two cones in there
so they take it away.
That's the sort of thing that woody would
beat somebody up for i mean it's a public service it just helps the guy after you
yeah this guy's a faker he's giving out cones but charging for the whole thing get out of here
no i i don't like it at all i really don't You don't want to be trolled by the food purveyor?
He's trying to alpha me with that ice cream cone.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't do it.
Bully.
That's my take.
Maybe I'll drop him on his head here on this asphalt next to his family and friends.
What if he just do it with the money?
What if he does?
Ah, here's...
No, no.
Can't have the cash.
It's up here.
It's down here.
Oh, he'd be so quick. He'd have that. He'd be like, Ah, here's No, no. Can't have the cash. It's up here. It's down here. Oh, he'd be so quick. He'd have that.
He'd be like, oh, here's your wallet, sir.
That would suck
if you tried to get him back. He'd be so embarrassed
that he didn't care. And he dominates you.
He's one of those like... Oh, he's from North
Carolina.
He's one of those magicians who throws the things
behind your head, like misdirection
guys. You have no idea what's really going on.
Yeah. I saw a tweet today. The guy guy's like imagine you're having sex with the magician you blast a load in your pussy and you're like oh no i'm gonna get pregnant and he's
like no bitch check your ear oh oh gross oh there's no plan b for that. Ah, ah, the pool.
Check my what?
What'd you say?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just don't like that.
That cone thing.
Because when the guy reaches over with the cone for him to like scoot up a
little bit,
he's touching your ice cream.
Now he's not touching the cone.
He's touching your cream.
He must.
And I don't want him touching my ice cream.
And so that,
that's what I just like about it. I don't really mind the jokery. Just keep the joke. Keep's touching your cream. He must. And I don't want him touching my ice cream. And so that's what I just like about it.
I don't really mind the jokery. Just keep the joke.
Keep your fingers off my fucking ice cream.
Look at this.
This is exactly what Taylor was talking about.
This guy's incredible.
He's rolling out these chapata.
He's just launching them.
Look at those. And it's? He's just launching them.
Not even looking.
And it's got a little hook on it.
Yeah, he's sailing those bitches fucking 15 yards.
And the other guy is just like, wow.
The other guy's catching.
Well, he looked that time,
but it seems like he's catching without looking.
Now I feel like maybe the number's wrong. The amount of consistency here.
One bar patron is happy just to stand there and let the
dough fly over their head. Which of them is more
talented? The roller
guy for sure. The roller tosser.
Really? It's easier to catch than throw.
Yeah, for sure. Okay.
It's not that hard to throw if the catch is
good enough.
I would be
sticking that to the bar stools.
But the level of the catcher has to increase
the pour the thrower
that is true
does anyone else have this problem
with reddit in that
it gets pixelated
and the resolution goes terrible
no
I've had that before but not very often
you're maybe getting squashed right now
because of the end times
I've had it forever have I turned off hardware acceleration on chrome It may be getting squashed right now because of the end times. It could be somewhere.
No, I've had it forever.
I wonder if it's... Have I turned off hardware acceleration on Chrome?
Is that related?
I don't know.
The US had more deaths than any other day today.
Oh, did we set a new record?
Number one, maybe?
Yeah, 2,200 so far.
Did you see Trump talk about how the president has absolute power
and he's the one who determines when we're allowed to go outside again?
No, I've never.
I don't watch those.
Oh, so everyone's upset about it.
And I'm not that upset about it.
Like, I don't even think it's necessarily wrong for the president to have power.
We are a place where the federal government has the power.
But I guess with regards to quarantine, it's a governor thing, not a president thing.
What has me is they called him lord emperor
obama for signing an executive order and all these guys would go ballistic they were even saying it
on fox news brett bear or something was like you know the right would have hated it if obama said
my power is absolute the president had lots of power and i alone determined it or something like
that they would have gone ballistic they went ballistic for a lot less.
Trump does it. Now the left is going ballistic over it. It just shows people are
only caring about their own team for the most part.
I guess that's fair. That's true.
That has to be true. I'm not
going ballistic personally.
I like it when the federal government has more
power than the states. Otherwise, we become
separate teams.
I'm listening. It depends depends i think states powers often over override federal powers don't they yeah really i think the federal
most does and it's the exception that the state has more power um i mean it's changed enormously
you know like it used to be the exact opposite of that. Where? Like the federal. Like, do you think anybody in 1812 gave a fuck who the president was?
It didn't matter.
It didn't matter who the president was in 1812.
Like your state was way more autonomous.
That's not how I remember it.
You know, people were pretty upset about Zachary Taylor.
When Taft came in.
Have you been following the whole Amber Heard thing?
President in 1812.
No.
So Amber Heard was Johnny Depp's wife.
Oh, I have.
Okay.
But you lay it out.
Fast forward.
She threw a liquor bottle at him.
He dodged that one.
She threw a second one, and his hand was on a marble countertop
and it took off the tip of one of his
fingers. Cut it completely off.
Shattered the bone.
Then she said that he had assaulted
her and they went
to court over this and he
has won and she is facing up to three
years in prison and she has been fired from
all of her movies. She of course
is in Aquaman no longer
hashtag believe women hashtag don't believe shit amber heard says and what a fucking bitch there
were so many recordings of her literally like admitting to it and like boasting about it and
like being like you know nobody's gonna believe you blah blah blah she's a monster a monster if
she was a guy she would be the most abusive
horrible piece of shit guy i mean she is as a girl but it's a weird thing to me that johnny
depp got beat up so much because although johnny depp is no bruce lee let's all agree he can beat
up amber what's her face you can't defend yourself against a woman you you'll go to jail that's not
what you watch once upon a time in
hollywood bruce lee was no bruce lee all right well in any case he got so roughed up by her and
he would constantly like let her hit him and stuff and i don't know like there's this like
it's lore in my family now i guess when my father was like 12 his mother used to beat him all the time and he held her two wrists and he was like
hey this marks the end of the you hitting me days we're gonna have to be talking from now going
forward and it did and i tried that with my mom i was not stronger than her fucking
swept my legs yeah Yeah, right.
Yeah, so anyway, yeah, that happened in my dad's.
And it's weird that Johnny Depp didn't just hold her wrists and say,
hey, you know what?
This is not how we resolve our problems.
But that's not what he did.
He got roughed up by her.
Lost a fingertip?
Good God.
Lost a fingertip. Poor Johnny Depp.
In his deposition, he's like, and he holds it up, and he's like and he holds it up and he's like he
made a little joke i don't remember what he calls it now like it had a cute like name that he calls
the finger that doesn't have a tip anymore i call it shorty now you know something like that and he
was just like you know and uh she started getting belligerent and she threw the first bottle of
vodka which i ducked um but then came the second came the second bottle it's like oh my fucking god and it was
there was so much blood and gore like like it's a nasty wound what happened afterward right like
so does she take off a part of his finger with a bottle then say oh i'm sorry but you know that
does she work to make it better? Realizing that something big...
Are you like that, Stumpy?
And then she accuses him of beating her
and trying to ruin his career.
She's truly an evil person.
You have to be a truly evil person to do that.
One of the things that I've noticed
when people in public positions get in trouble
is lawyers say, shut up, shut up.
I'll do the talking.
Anything you say could just ruin this.
Yeah.
Which is probably good legal
advice but terrible pr advice because the other person just gets to define the truth and it this
is an uncommon situation in that the actual truth comes out later and you know usually the correction
is a minor story the story is the story the retraction in the paper nine days later on page
seven is no one pays attention to that. This is a
rare case where kind of the big
story is what Amber did.
It seems to me a bigger thing than what Johnny
Depp was accused of doing. Oh, well, yeah.
I mean, I don't even know if it's that rare, honestly.
She had him. How many times do you
hear these sensationalized stories and it ends up just being
absolutely like this Louis C.K. thing.
The initial reports on him were like talking
about how it was borderline rape. And it's like i would say the louis thing another example
louis ck thing in particular i feel like the accusations the initial thing is way better
than the dialed back version of it right bigger i should say like i when oh that's what i mean like
oh so i think the redaction when you said it's not that rare, I think you said the opposite.
Oh, it's not that a redaction is rare.
It's rare that the redaction is as big a story as the false one.
That's what I'm trying to lay out there.
In this Amber Heard one, the false one is like,
oh my God, can you believe what she accused him of?
Can you believe what a monster she is?
Can you believe that?
That is getting all this attention, rightfully so.
Whereas normally it's like hey
taylor's a monster then it comes out that he's not uh move on you know yeah well his job's already
ruined his career's done his seo is totally warped for life ah but yeah we'll put a we'll put a tweet
a redacted tweet i love that when fucking like cnn or nbc or wherever will say something that's
bald-faced lie and it'll get get 30,000 retweets.
And then the next day they'll be like, JK.
And then I'll get like 15 likes.
I think it's a bold-faced lie.
I think I always said bold-faced and someone corrected me to bald-faced.
There's no way to know.
I started. I'm not going to. I'm going to bald-faced. There's no way to know? I started, I'm not gonna...
I'm gonna make a prediction.
I think both are correct.
That is what Merriam-Webster seems to say.
In fact, they're both correct.
They just happen to have two slightly different meanings.
A bald-faced lie or bare-faced lie,
as it's often called in England,
means one that is undisguised and clearly untrue, while a bold-faced lie, as it's often called in England, means one that is undisguised and clearly untrue,
while a bold-faced lie, on the other hand, is one that is impudent or disrespectful.
Interesting.
Well, the more you know, this quarantine hasn't been a total loss.
I'll remember that for the rest of this minute.
So when you're trolling, it's a bald-faced lie.
But when you're trying to ruin someone's life, it's a bold-faced lie.
It's important to know the difference.
I've got to stop watching how fast some of these people can cut pizza.
It's awesome, right?
You know what?
I know the difference between farther and further.
And I feel like it's lost on everyone.
Most people, they're just the same word.
But farther is for physical distances.
I might drive farther than you do.
Further is for metaphorical distances.
You might go further in life than I do.
Yeah.
A lot of little things like that.
What's the other one?
Shit.
Fewer and less.
Lots of people don't get that right. i bet i don't what is the difference
like if you're talking i think it's if you're talking about a numerical amount you'd say
there's like there's one fewer lemon in that bowl than the other bowl like you wouldn't say
there's one less lemon it's literally a less than symbol though not a few i don't know man maybe i
maybe i even got that wrong i'm pretty
sure though it's it's fewer in that situation yeah so riveting stuff i would like this as a
listener maybe you guys are like this but if i was listening i'd be like finally they're talking
about interesting shit finally do spelling bee i'm not not doing Spelling Bee if Taylor's in the
same planet. Fuck that.
We did Spelling Bee once. I think White Boy won.
I think it was
White Boy versus Only Use Me Blade.
Oh God, I'd love to do that
today.
You know, I would guess another White Boy
victory. The word is
belligerent.
Belligerent.
It's hard to do.
The word is cirrhosis.
I remember we did a spelling bee
and Kyle had no camera
and no way to verify.
He didn't just Google every word.
It's like, I don't really...
This is terrible.
That's not fair.
It's not fair.
Yeah, it wasn't fair,
but I mean, I don't think
you were Googling words
for a podcast spelling bee. I don't remember. Might have mean, I don't think you were Googling words for a podcast spelling bee.
I don't remember.
Might have been.
I don't remember, though.
It was 10 years ago.
Yeah, it probably was.
Yeah, but I'm not going to compete with someone unless I can see his hands.
And I'm still going to lose.
That's not my thing.
You're going to do a spelling bee like this?
I'm not going to compete.
Taylor, can I just forfeit and save us all time?
I'm pretty sure we did one once and this was required.
Yeah.
Or some kind of contest.
I got my earpiece in. once and this was required. Yeah. Or some kind of contest. Or some kind of earpiece in.
Taylor's a 1% speller.
It's outrageous.
And even like non-words, like people's names and shit, he'll know how to spell.
He just has a knack for it.
Oh, just spelling.
What a useful thing in 2020 to be good at spelling.
I mean, if you don't know how a word spelled,
there's literally no way for you to find that.
Yeah.
I was looking,
I just remember like,
like people like doing spelling tests and like,
even as a young kid and being like three points again.
Yes.
And then there'd be some kid who caught them all wrong.
I'm like,
what are you retarded?
You just,
just,
it just,
it makes sense.
There was that theory. And that same kid would be in math and he'd be like, what are you, retarded? It just makes sense. There was that theory.
And that same kid would be in math and he'd be like,
easy peasy, and I'm over there like,
shut the fuck up, bitch. This is tough.
They gave you the words the week before.
I never saw any excuse for
failing a spelling test.
I come home with my words
and me and my mom would go over them.
The word would be characteristic.
It's fucking third grade. this is not hard characteristics not
the toughest it's usually when um when there's combinations you don't see very often like a
hofstetter is weird to me i don't see f f s t in it like very often i can spell it now but the first
couple times it was like this is just a memorization chore.
Like it, I don't know.
For me, it's not simple.
Yeah.
And then, oh,
I need like a high level of certainty to spell it right.
And English has so many rules that don't fit.
Like I before E except after C,
everyone knows that, right?
Well, fucking neighbor, fucking way, fucking slay.
There's a lot of exceptions of this rule.
Yeah, that's a terrible rule.
Yeah.
And there are some that don't even sound like that.
Anyway, it's like, well, it's like that rule against rape.
It's like, okay, sometimes.
Right?
Yeah.
Right.
It's just like I before you except after C.
I mean, most of the time, I guess, but I remember now then.
P and the V except. Fuck. I couldn't think of something. Damn I guess, but I remember now, man. P and the V, except
fuck, I couldn't think of something.
Damn it. I'll think of something.
I'll think of something.
I'm not going to help.
Did you see that NASCAR
driver drop the N-bomb while he was
playing the racing video game on, I guess,
Twitch? Oh, no.
Really? What was he mad about? They fired him.
They fired him?
P in the Z except after roofies.
Got it.
That's your rape rule.
Would it be especially after roofies?
No, it's a no rape rule.
Oh, I'm going for a rape.
You went a different way.
How do we know when to rape?
Oh.
Well, never is okay
that's the whole point i know
so yeah they're playing some racing game and he just dropped a random n-bomb not not a hateful
n-bomb just like called his buddy uh like calling him a sucker it was the intent it wasn't even that bad it was just like hey punk you there
but he didn't say punk
and they fired him from his fucking race team
and now he's cancelled
now he can never race again
unless he goes to China where they don't care
oh we like you
we think your stream makes lots of sense
was he a good racer
I don't know enough about racers if he were that good they wouldn't have canned him We think your stream made lots of sense. Was he a good racer?
I don't know enough about racers.
If he were that good,
they wouldn't have
canned him over there.
Exactly.
Hang on, though.
There's only like
25 of those guys
that get to race, right?
Oh, I don't know.
It's not like
you ever watch NASCAR.
There's not 800 cars
out on the fucking track.
There's like 25 guys out there.
He was one of those guys.
Okay. Well well that's
yeah that's rough for him like we make a big deal when the guy makes an mlb team or an nfl team like
holy shit he's on the big show yeah he's on one of like 30 fucking teams each of which has a roster
of 30 or 40 people depending on the sport there's only like 30 nascar drivers hmm yeah when you put it that way yeah it's like there's only
one it's like there's only 80 of a football or 60 of a football team that'd be the whole nfl
he fucked up what was he doing on twitch yeah he's making good money right i've watched um
demetrius johnson play tarkov i think on. And I was like, this guy's not bigger than me.
It's fucking ridiculous.
The younger athletes get, the more they're going to do this shit.
Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I suppose so.
And he was playing that iRacing or whatever.
He was playing a racing game that looked
pretty realistic. So yeah,
shouldn't have said that.
No. I wonder how much the team hurts
though, right? There's only 25 people, right?
Is the difference between the 9th best one and the 26th best one big? In racing in particular,
it's hard to tell, right? Because like, let's say Kyle's a better driver than me,
but my car is better than his. Maybe I look like a better driver. Maybe I beat him.
Yeah. The team is a big thing there. I don't claim to be a nascar fan i used
to watch it a lot you know i had favorite drivers and everything but the team seems very important
and who's behind you you know who's not not literally but who's supporting your your race
team how well it's funded it's much more strategy based with like the teammate stuff than you
realize until i i watched some video about it and it's it is It's much more strategy based with like the teammate stuff than you realize until I,
I watched some video about it and it's,
it is more interesting than you.
Yeah.
There's a lot of moving parts.
It's not just that guy in the car.
You know,
the pit crew is huge.
If you,
if your pit crew is just better and things like the engineering,
the cars get dialed in for every rate,
not just every racetrack.
It's not like if we're at Darlington this year.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The,
the rear end needs to be set to this and the
tire pressure needs to be set to that and
we need to tune the engine to
this. Well, next year it might be more fucking
humid. Right. Yeah.
A lot of moving pieces,
you're right. Yeah. Terrible sport.
Yeah, it does not interest me at all.
I guess F1's having a big
corona problem. They're constantly on the edge of financial collapse
and maybe less able to get through it than normal.
I saw Disney had to either get,
was it $3 billion or $5 billion
that they just borrowed?
Really?
I wonder if they have a lot of money outside of it.
Cisco used to borrow money.
Cisco had like,
back when I worked there,
Cisco had $40 billion in the bank.
I'm sure it's more now. Then they borrowed money in America.. Cisco had like, back when I worked there, Cisco had 40 billion in the bank.
I'm sure it's more now.
Then they borrowed money in America.
And they're like,
yeah, well,
if we brought that money in the country,
then we'd have to pay taxes.
So fuck that.
Yeah.
Hooray.
You can't just borrow money in country rather than pay taxes.
What was that guy's name?
Or is it that guy's name?
Bob Iger?
You know, he's the guy that runs Disney.
He was just about to head out the door
like riding high into the sunset.
You know, Disney's killing it.
They bought Marvel for like
$4 billion or something and they made like
$19 billion a couple years later.
Everything he's done has made money.
Disney Plus is killing it.
And then this happened.
I don't know.
Well, Disney is going to be fine.
Yeah, I'm worried about Disney.
I'm not worried about anything.
I got more money than God.
I got my Wheaties.
I want to see cruise ships just suffer.
Suffer.
Fuck that whole industry.
I was talking to my mom about it.
So my parents are subject matter experts on cruise ships.
And I was like, do you know how many Americans are going to lose their job if the cruise ships go under?
And she's like, I don't know, four, six.
Like, yeah, something like that.
Something like that.
I'm like, you know, they're flying under like a Grecian flag or something.
Actually, it's Malta.
Okay.
But same team.
Even more so.
Yeah, right. I was like, don't team. Even more so. Yeah, right?
I was like,
don't even know where that is.
I've actually been there.
But yeah,
so they find this Maltese flag.
That way they don't have to pay taxes.
They don't have to follow American labor laws.
They don't have to pay overtime.
They don't have to,
they can work them as many hours as they want.
A lot of these foreign employees are more inclined to just work super hard and maybe earn less.
You know, be happy with just tips.
I see them dumping garbage into the ocean and shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know how widespread that is.
Like, you'd think that, like, I just have this idea Disney doesn't do that.
I could be crazy, but they'd get busted.
They never have been, though.
But in any case,
she was kind of on the same page. She's like, yeah,
they have no real American
loyalty or affinity. It would be crazy
for America to bail them out.
Yeah, totally agreed.
BKN 295?
Yep, see you guys in a couple days.