Painkiller Already - PKN #298
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pkn uh 298 maybe let's start with this video we were just talking about
all right i'm at zero ready set play
hardest yard california is definitely known for having the hardest yards in the country
the hardest prison yards by far one of the hardest yards that i country. The hardest prison yards by far.
One of the hardest yards that I've been on was Centinella.
This was C yard, it was a level four yard.
Level four yards have the most politics.
They're the most militant.
And they're gonna crush you if you ain't ready
to put your life on the line.
Your hand is gonna stay raised 24 seven.
There's crazy ass rules, crazy politics at a yard like Centinella, a four yard.
This is a yard where it's mandatory that every white boy has a piece in his cell.
Every white boy will have a piece in his cell.
And if you're the new booty, you're going to be holding it.
You have to put your work in.
This is how the system is ran there's
nothing up there is no fucking ifs ands or buts about it this is a dictatorship it's not a
democracy i know he's looking good i almost wish everybody had to spend some time in prison so that
they could learn that some shit in life has to be non-negotiable then they could transfer it out here to the streets
because everybody's negotiating with their inner bitch too damn much and in the pen there's gonna
be no negotiations when it comes to your workout your wake up time and whether or not you jump with
your people and in the out here jumping with your people can mean, motherfucker, you hold your word no matter what the fuck you feel like doing.
These are the key steps to becoming a fucking man.
Go into prison.
Can we pause it here?
There's pieces.
Yeah, yeah, we'll stop right here.
So this is Wes Watson.
The name of his YouTube channel is GP Penitentiary Life with Wes Watson.
GP stands for General Population,
as opposed to Protective Custody, PC.
He makes it very well known.
He was not a PC bitch!
He was GP!
And it's a good thing he clarified in the title,
because I would have assumed PC bitch.
Looking at him, he looks like a guy, you know,
he was like, you know, I got a little careless on my taxes
for a couple of years in a row, if you know what I mean.
So I've been watching him all week, and I don't know what he did yet.
I haven't gotten to that.
And frankly, I don't care.
But he did 10, 10 years in federal penitentiaries in California.
And he talks about the race relations, the gangs.
He was the shot caller who was like the leader of his cell block for the whites.
And at one point he talks about what it's like being a shot caller and holding
the keys as it's known.
And he has an intensity that is literally off the scale.
It's he's so intense.
It's like he gets a pump before the video starts.
Oh,
I'm sure he does.
I'm sure he's working out 24 seven.
All right.
So I watched another guy,
another shot call.
Did you know Mike hurt?
Big Mike black guy. Yeah. Yeah So I watched another shot caller. Do you know Mike Hurt? Big Mike? Black guy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They've done videos together.
Oh, that black guy was also a shot caller.
He has a lot of...
Dude, that guy's always talking in phrases.
You have to watch a few videos to understand.
You got to know the prison lingo.
Yeah, he's splitting wigs and putting in work.
He's got a shirt that says wig splitter.
Okay.
This guy's body.
What is happening?
Are there steroids in prison?
How is it that so many guys in prison are jacked?
I'm sorry to cut you off.
He explains that, yeah.
Like, do many people have this within them?
And if they just devote themselves to it, they can look like this guy?
These are literally all questions that he will answer for you in videos.
So he explains it this way.
He says, for one reason, the reason I'm part of the reason I'm so pumped prison food, nothing
but salt, sodium everywhere.
So my muscles just swell up with water.
I'm full of water.
I'm soaked up in it.
And he explains his workout.
And he's like, one day I just decided I'm going to do 2,000 squats today.
And people out there on the street, they say, Wes, that's impossible.
That's too many squats.
I got a job to do.
You know what I say?
I got a job too, motherfucker.
2,000 squats.
He's like, I get my-
Well, I mean, if you're stuck in a place like that, it's healthy to have little benchmarks.
Keep yourself occupied.
You know how long, how much of a day, 2,000 squats to probably take something?
That's your whole thing.
My takeaway is I need more salt in my diet.
Yes, lots more salt.
What if you just got like a salt block like cattle have?
You just get pumped, Jackie.
Just wait.
Lick at the salt.
Like, I'm going to get at it.
She's like, well, okay, good form.
Conformally, yeah, conform on the lick. That's funny.
That's the only difference between us and this guy, Woody,
is salt and the hairline.
So for one thing, he does have a fitness program.
I noticed that he advertises it in his videos.
I don't give a fuck about that, right?
I know what it is.
It's cardio.
It's Navy SEALs and it's burpees. I guarantee that's what's cardio. It's Navy SEALs and it's burpees.
I guarantee that's what it is. It's Navy SEALs
and burpees. And if you don't know what those are,
then you'll find it real quick
on a YouTube search. They're calisthenics
because they don't give you fucking
workout equipment in 90%
of the prisons that you're going to go to federally
because somebody hit somebody with a fucking
weight one time and they were like, alright, that's it.
No more weights for you guys.
He tells some pretty fucking hardcore stories he talks about and i did just enough time in prison to know like most of the lingo so when
he's like you know you got to come correct you got to you got to bring your papers and i'm like oh
shit wonder what they and i'm thinking my head i'm like i wonder what happens if the papers don't
check out right what that means is you've got to show up and you've got to show the other people what
you're in for, a list of your charges. Then they're going to have that checked out nefariously,
I suppose. I don't know how they get it checked out, but they go through a guard who's on the
take or something and they get your rap sheet. They find out what you've ever done. And he's like, and if you turn out to be a chomo, that's it.
You're done.
You're done that day.
You're dead.
At least they get it over quick.
What if you're not a chomo, but you're in for something uncool, right?
Like, what are you in for?
Well, you know, lame thing to do.
Fuck, what's a lame thing that we go to prison for?
Organizing a protest without a permit. I'll give you an example of a lame thing to do i uh fuck what's a lame thing that we go to prison for organizing a protest i'll give i'll give you an example of a lame thing i'll give you i'll give you a good example
there was a guy who came in he'd already spent some time at one federal pen in cali and his his
stuff came back with child endangerment on it and they're like what the fuck what the fuck is this
bro which children did you endanger and how?
And he explained it in the first prison.
He's like, look, a guy tried to rob me, and I shot him twice.
And because my children were present, they called that child endangerment, and that's why I'm here.
And they're like, all right, cool, cool, you're fine.
He goes to a new prison.
It's not fine.
And they take him out.
That's not okay? Child endangerment. It's not fine. And they take him out. That's not okay?
Child endangerment.
That's all it took.
They hear anything about children or sex crime, and they fucking kill you.
I understand how that's not cool, but I was going for a different type of not cool.
Taylor's organizing a protest with no permit is a pretty good example of something that doesn't impress the guys behind the bar
they won't say it to
pooping in public
oh that'll do it
you would have like
that's a sex crime essentially
you would have a public
you would be on like a sex offender list if you survived
where they sent you
for pooping outside
I guess if the certain words are on the sheet,
they don't really care.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So his videos are very fun.
He talks about like his intensity
and his workout ethic.
And he was locked down in the shoe
for 14 months at one point.
Not only left the cell
every other day for a shower,
three showers a week.
The rest of the time
he's bird bathing and doing like calisthenics in his cell. He'd have his boy on his shoulder so he
could do weighted squats. That's cool. I suppose that's how everyone does it, right? Am I an idiot?
You want weighted? Yeah. Him holding himself up is like a lifetime success story on how to be a
better person is off target. I think you're, I think you'd be off there because okay so i don't
know what he's accomplished but when i see his apartment in la it's very nice so he has made like
this room he's in for the video no i that may be an older video or it may just be a bad angle but
i've seen like a nice um like upper floor apartment with glass windows everywhere and like a very
modern kitchen and stuff and he's in la so i figured that's that's got to be going two grand
a month or something like that no more definitely more than that yeah it looked it looks like he's
done very well for himself and and the thing i don't like about him that would kind of speak to
what you just asked he mixes in a lot of motivational
speaking with his stories. Like I just want straight stories, right? Like I don't need
any motivation from this guy. I don't need, I don't, I don't need to be like, you just got to
stay away from that dope. I'm like, yeah, I am. I am staying away from the dope. You got to stay
away from them gangbangers you homies with. Yeah. I haven't seen Scott in a while. He's not exactly
a gangbanger. Tell a cool story about jail, please.
I don't want to know about how much cabbage you eat in a day.
So he was talking about jail,
and there, he's a subject matter expert.
Then he was like, out here on the streets,
that means keeping your word.
Well, all right.
A lot of time on this show.
You do your best.
Don't go too wild with your streets talk yeah I like him a lot
super high intensity
it's funny sometimes he'll be
he uses his outside voice
exclusively inside
and his inside voice exclusively outside
because he does a lot of videos
like at a park or near a beach or something like at
a picnic table and he'll be talking about how they'll like want to see your butthole all the
time in prison it's like it's like they don't even know my face they're like who are you bend over oh
wes hadn't seen you in a while i winked my asshole at him he's always talking about hooping stuff
shoving it he'll be sitting there he's like he's like you know you just gotta stick it up your ass you gotta hope it and if you ain't down
with that then you ain't down you gotta hope that shit and there's like an old lady what kind of
stuff is he talking about hooping uh all sorts of stuff like like he'll hoop uh like like the list
of the chomos that gets hooped if the guards start coming around a blade like like a makeshift like
stabbing paper up your asshole i would imagine
they fold it up nicely and put it in some saran wrap type thing or maybe even like uh like
something that's sort of cylindrical and you has like a like a cap on it like uh like a like one
of those things and you know something a hooping device if you will now mike hurt the the big black
guy who was also a shot caller um he says in this this strikes close to home for me
that you can kind of age out of a lot of these like politics and problems right he's like you
get in there you gotta put in work you gotta do this but he said that if you're oh this is mike
hurt he said that if you're over 40 then you can kind of like just not be a participant in all this under 40 craziness.
I don't
know. I'm 47 and I'm like, I don't
know if I'd be completely exempt, but stretch
that a little bit. Make it 52.
And at some point,
sort of off to the side, right?
You're not a player in this game.
They killed a 65-year-old Chomo.
Oh, well, Chomo
puts you on the list no matter what, right? Yeah, yeah. The 65-year-old Chomo is even creepier than a 23-year-old Chomo. Oh, well, Chomo can put you on the list no matter what, right?
Yeah, yeah.
The 65-year-old Chomo is even creepier than a 23-year-old Chomo.
But, yeah, the kid's definitely not going to like it then.
Right?
Yeah.
That's true.
Yeah.
A salient point.
Plus, you know, we've done the whole thing.
If one guy is, is like 19 and 14,
they could be developmental.
Sounds like, well, 19 and 14, it's pretty big.
See, the problem is
if it's on that paper,
it doesn't matter.
According to him, you're not going to be able to explain
that you were 19 and she was 17
or whatever the numbers are.
That real close little area where it's like,
my birthday's in August, so I should have started late.
Yeah, they're not going to listen to that.
What if you're both 14 and they get him as a chomo?
Dead.
Well, you'd go to juvie.
You'd go to one of those used detention centers.
And then while you're in there, maybe you get in a little bit more trouble.
So you get like three more years tacked on.
So you turn 18, they send you the federal pen,
and you got chomo papers, and you're dead. Wow, that's unfortunate because i feel like if you're both 14 that's not chomo i mean all it's
you could have the pick at 14 or 6 call it 16 17 you're at 17 you have a picture of your own
dick on your cell phone and you're getting that chomo fucking charge now what if i have 17 year
old sticks on my phone? Also, and actually much
It's actually much, much worse
Do you not realize what you're saying right now?
My officer brand
Remember that deal we talked about?
They're not supposed to be plastic
I'm ready to cash in
Project Fallen Angel is a go
Project Fallen Angel is a go
Project Fat Headed Redarbit
Can everybody look like this guy? Project Fallen Angel is a go. Project Fat-Headed Redarbit.
Can everybody look like this guy?
Does that what he means? Not everybody.
He's 250 pounds.
How tall is he?
He refers to himself as a motherfucker.
I don't know how tall he is.
Technically, I'm a bit of a motherfucker myself.
Right?
Well, I think he means something very different when he says it.
I mean, she's got two kids.
Yeah.
He, uh...
I mean, he's shredded.
Good for him, dude.
Yeah, I think everybody
can get like that
because he explains,
he's like,
this is 10 years
of muscle maturity.
This ain't no overnight bullshit.
This is 10 years
of hard work and dedication.
Yeah, and he was like,
I wonder how he hit
his macros in there.
I bet as soon as he got out he
said that doesn't fucking matter he's like it doesn't fucking matter he's like i eat three
big meals a day i eat everything they give me and i work hard and when i'm done working hard
i work harder it's just like because all he's like you'll be in that you'll be in that room
and christmas has already come around once and you didn't get a phone call christmas come around a
second time and they didn't even answer.
And now it's almost, it's over a year.
You've been in this room.
The only time you get to go out is to take a shower three times a week.
And them tears start coming.
They coming.
Them bitch tears is coming.
And you know what you do?
You get on the floor and you start cranking them out.
You start cranking them out and you push that pain away.
And I'm just like, what you do is you get in the floor and you start cranking them out. You start cranking them out and you push that pain away. It worked for him.
What you do is you get in your bed and you cry.
You just cry it all out.
It's healthy for you.
It's a good thing.
Nobody can hear you.
And if you've got a good celly, he'll cuddle you.
He'll cuddle you right to his breast.
And he'll say, it's all right, little fella.
It's all going to be over someday.
I love you.
I love you like a brother.
And then you'll shake him.
You'll shake him because he must be a chomo. Yeah doing that and then you hoop it just in case you gotta hoop it sometimes
you kill a man and you just hoop the whole man they came to my cell they said where's your celly
at i said i don't know had him hooped there's just like a face pushed into the side of his body
comes back he's still alive it's like when when mr slave
swallows paris hilton in his ass and stuff yeah exactly
they're like wes you look like you're weighing at least 400 pounds i said yeah
i'm swole in reality i hooped my celly
yeah i don't know whatever like more plates more dates talked about some guy who's gotten jacked
i always want to hear that he's on some steroid that i don't have access that's why i don't
belong in the marvel universe just you know i mean this guy looks like he's probably natural
like i'm sure he is i think the other day we were talking about how in our hangouts we've got a
particular guy who's like on all kinds of drugs, experimenting and stuff. We did our hangout this past Sunday.
Again, $50 Patreons. You get hangouts
for four hours.
It's really fun. There's usually about a dozen
or 15 of us in there.
We just shoot the shit and chat for four hours.
It's a great time. I think it's worth it.
I think most people in there would agree.
The one who taught us Romanian squats
and comes in a little zoned out every week.
Oh.
He's just real drugged up.
We got a lot of cool cats.
You're talking about the white kid who looks very youthful,
like he's in his early, early 20s with blonde hair?
Yeah, I think he is then, right?
Yeah, he's usually outdoors and real spaced out.
Really fit, really spaced out, outdoors.
Wearing a robe sometimes and nothing else?
Yeah, yeah. Is he okay? What do you mean by okay and nothing else like he's uh yeah
yeah like he's uh yeah okay what do you mean by okay i mean he's high as fuck yeah he's always
high i think he's just stoned you know i think he's just smoking a lot of dope but uh but our
boy that we were talking about last week that does all the drugs he showed up this week and
he's like yeah i'm shooting 300 milligrams of testosterone every week, following that up with a little trend every other day.
And we're like, oh my God, are you getting stronger?
He's like, oh yes, my friend.
If you guys were to see a screenshot of our Hangouts,
you would think that we paid a bunch of minorities
on Fiverr to Hangout.
Yeah.
To like make it look like a more diverse group.
We have, i mean like
monsanto commercials you know facebook commercials they don't have anything on the diversity of our
yeah they really don't we'll have three i'm saying that unironically no for real we'll have at least
it it's some people might interpret like it like you just suggested as a joke like yeah i bet it's
all a bunch of white dudes their age no not at all there's three or four black guys and at least one or two asians there's always one asian
but sometimes there's at least there's sometimes two asians uh there's a lady occasionally uh
there's a there's a good mixture of people samoan samoan we'll have uh some middle easterns we had
a moroccan this week uh yeah definitely a couple arabs yeah yeah yeah. It's honestly a very diverse group.
It's a very, you know, melting pot of the world hangout.
I don't think that one guy liked the slave joke that I was getting at.
I particularly liked when we asked him if he tested his testosterone.
Yeah.
And he was like, no, I never do.
And we're like, but why?
Why wouldn't you test your test levels?
That's like the thing that you're doing.
You want to know how high your testosterone is.
And he's like, well, those tests,
they stop at like 15.
And my mind's flashing to Chernobyl.
Like, I forget what their test was,
like 2.98 gigagrams.
That's not bad.
Yeah, because not terrible.
Okay.
Not good.
Not terrible.
What was the test? Do you guys remember the actual quote from Chernobyl?
It was like 3.5
Miller-Rams. I don't remember
the quote.
But yeah, when your test
gets to like 1300,
the letters literally turn red
because it's like a warning
sign. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, something's wrong.
Something's wrong. And he said that he was at
like 1550 or something like that. And I was like, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. Something's wrong. Something's wrong. And he said that he was at like 1550 or something like that.
And I was like,
Whoa,
Whoa,
Whoa.
That's super fit.
That's literally super physiological.
That's not natural by any means.
He's like,
I know.
No,
no,
no.
That's what I'm going for.
You got that close.
He said the test stops at 15.
Therefore it has no value to him.
I think he misunderstood.
I don't think so. It definitely doesn't stop at 1500 i don't think that's way too high to have an agency those tests
the ones that he's getting don't go higher we'll have to ask him yeah i yeah in any case it's at least 1500 yeah insanity levels insanity levels like like normal guy his age if it were 700 we'd
be like that's pretty high if it were 900 be like whoa man's man he's at 1500 plus right he's about
double a man he's double a man's man yeah yeah uh but jacked and well of course he is you know right like like like
if he weren't if he weren't we'd be like what are you doing with yourself
mostly uh like you know this like isn't super tight for your body anyway but you're fat like
you're wasting time you're wasting money you're dying what are you what are you
thinking i did uh i did a stream today earlier today and i finished everything earlier than i
thought and so i did my like 50 minutes to an hour of working out one of my not as hard days
downstairs and i was like you know what i was saying i'm gonna do a an exercise bike
stream while i watch something.
What do I want to watch?
And so I was like,
ah,
you know,
all the clips I've seen of wings down the rabbit hole have all come during the show. Really?
I've never just sat down and watched it,
decided to watch that and bike through the whole thing.
Didn't realize,
or didn't fully internalize that is a two hour and 10 minute
documentary and so like maybe 15 20 minutes before this started i was huffing and puffing
on twitch finished i did go the whole time i had to slow down a couple times but i went the whole
fucking time over two hours after working out all i got to uh like it was one of my biggest dreams in a while almost like 900
people at one point holy it was like average like 700 or so and like it was just me riding the bike
getting sweaty and you know the the encouragement and by encouragement i mean people being like
you'll stop soon fatty i was like no no i'm doing it i'm gonna do it but i'm like i'm pretty excited now i'm like
i want to google around and see how many calories i think i burned because i see how much how much
how many snacks i've earned yeah well i know that it's certainly not the amount that it says on the
bike because i checked afterwards and it was like okay it says you rode 28 miles that's six 1700 calories i'm like that can't be that's just not possible
there's no way because it says that like an average speed of riding your bike is like 14
miles an hour holy shit um well i googled two hour bike ride calories 1688 yeah it's a lot of
it's a lot of calories oh That's way over my personal.
Oh, your man be snacking, didn't I? Yeah.
A light ride is 800.
A vigorous ride is 17.
There's a range.
I'd give me somewhere between, I'd say moderate.
High moderate.
Maybe 1,200.
Yeah, maybe around there.
That's pretty good.
Long ways to go.
But yeah, that felt good.
I hadn't done it like anything on
that bike since the fitness competition a year and a half ago or any use it had was like you
know a smattering of it not really consistent but you ever tried a rowing machine i have
rowing machines if that concept two weren't two thousand dollars or fifteen hundred dollars or
whatever it is i would get that because that thing is like top of the line bees knees let me see what i've got i think you have the concept
too i think you and chis both got they're really fucking nice like that's the one they have in gyms
it's really really nice and rowing is easier for me than biking i it feels like you're
you're using your whole body more harder to do for long periods like the only thing sore on me right now is like
quads and calves and that'll pass pretty quickly i imagine with my uh these shakes are great these
met rx 51 grams of protein all the all the all the hits all the classics the b vitamins the
calciums all that but it's got got only 230 calories and 51 grams of protein.
So pretty good ratio. What's that ratio again? 230 calories and 51 grams of protein.
Okay. Yeah. The protein powder I have is 200 calories and 50 grams of protein. So
very comfortable. Do you have isopure? Yeah. I Yeah. Yeah. I have that one in my kitchen in a big
bucket. Uh, I think it's 210 calories for 50 grams of protein. It's just, it tastes 10 times worse
than this. Ah, what flavor? I could tell you didn't get the flavor I got. Cause I got the,
cause the flavor I've got is 200 calories. What's the, what flavor do you have? I got strawberry.
Ooh, that's never a good idea with protein. Yeah. Well, it was the cheapest at the time.
I think I got like, I think I got like salted vanilla or something it's some kind of a vanilla
thing it tastes delicious i agree with vanilla i've never heard that one but it can only make
it salted caramel vanilla like something like that like it's super tasty yeah i i always
prioritize the lower calorie proteins because like muscling it down isn't nearly as bad.
But if salted caramel is the same ratio and cheaper,
I'm going to do that.
I don't know about cheaper.
I mean, cheaper than these, like the canned stuff.
Oh, it's got to be cheaper.
I find it to be tasty.
Like I just put enough water in it when I do drink it to like make it liquid enough to drink
because I don't want to be, you know.
But it tastes good to me.
It tastes really sweet.
Do you add anything else in it or just, no, um, I have made, uh, like chocolate oatmeal cookies
with it before though. I just, I look like, yeah, it's just like, uh, an egg, some, um,
two, two scoops of protein powder, uh, oatmeal, cocoa, but no sugar. Uh, and, uh and uh like like two two tablespoons of stevia which is that
natural sweetener that has no calories and none of the bad things that saccharin and stuff have
and um i have some kind of what's that arrowroot powder so arrowroot powder is a flower it's a
flower replacement it's made from a jungle plant that's very similar to yams.
And you put like half a cup in there.
That's part of the recipe that I found.
They're really good.
They take eight minutes to bake.
Really?
Yeah.
And cacao powder has no calories.
Or maybe like 10 calories a tablespoon.
That's not bad at all.
Yeah, so you get chocolate oatmeal cookies for like and they're nothing but
protein i've tried like cauliflower crust on pizza and as long as you put enough cheese on it
it's serviceable but that's more like i'm mostly eating cheese now like yeah it's not this isn't
even a facsimile i think you just got to give up on. I think you just got to give up on pizza. I think you just got to give up on pizza if you're trying to go low-calorie.
No, I don't want to give up on pizza, man.
Makes me sad thinking about giving up on pizza.
I could eat three pizzas right now.
I am so hungry.
I'm hungry right now, too.
Yeah.
I don't have a good two-hour bike ride to justify it, but I am hungry.
I got that.
Believe me.
justify it but i am hungry i got that believe me uh i don't know my most intense feelings of hunger come after doing absolutely nothing where it'll be like man i've been sitting at a desk for six
hours you need a porterhouse steak and two potatoes and fries so your brain is really your body's powerful muscle. I believe it.
I think it's an organ.
Yeah.
Trying to justify.
Oh,
Sopranos has become
my girlfriend
goes to sleep before I do pretty much every
night. I'm usually up
an extra two hours or so.
That's now my post her going to bed show
and my mid workout show.
Did like, was dangerous bench pressing the other day,
like looked over and like went off kilter
with balance a little bit.
And I was like, you can't be,
cause I got my TV over here and I'm laying down looking,
like trying to watch while I'm doing it.
So that was dumb, But this show is awesome.
I'm already episode three, I think episode three, season two now.
Did they go on a little boat ride yet?
After Tony got food poisoning?
They have not.
Good things are coming.
Okay.
Well, I plan to power through at least another two or three episodes
late tonight if I have time.
Because I'm
all in. It's fantastic. It's great.
I like that
little updates on the characters because I said I liked that
shitty little kid because he was just like causing
problems. He's getting more annoying
already. Oh, yeah.
Tony, obviously love Tony.
Tony's his wife.
Tony's wife. I missed him.
His son, Tony's son. Me His wife. Who's Tony's wife? I missed a pill. His son. Tony's son.
Yeah, AJ.
Meadow, I am completely indifferent to.
I really don't care about her.
What the fuck is up with even the most really into getting into good colleges kids I knew in high school?
None of them were like, you don't know how hard it is.
We're studying so hard to get into college and we just
need a break like my dad would have laughed in my face if i tried that in high school like oh
are you working hard in high school it's like i would have deserved it but like yeah she wants
away from her family so she wants to try to get into berkeley she wants to go to cali oh i mean
i put that those pieces together but yeah she also was applying to get into Berkeley. She wants to go to Cali. I mean, I put those pieces together.
But she also was applying to really difficult
schools on the East Coast.
She could get in and just stay away
from home. But I don't know. The whole
freaking out about college.
I'm like, shut the fuck up. Who cares?
She's indifferent.
Sal. Or no, not
Sal. Sil?
Yeah, Sil. Number two.
Conciliary. Is he the guy with the biceps and the weight? Sal, or no, not Sal, Syl? Yeah, Syl, number two. Conciliare.
Is he the guy with the biceps and the weight?
No, that's Pauly. Syl is the one who does
the Godfather impression.
Just when I thought I was out,
they pull me back in.
He has really dark
priest hair. Pomodoro, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
All of the actors in this movie or this show are unbelievably
italian looking like you go to like i was looking at the actor's page on sopranos there's not a
single actor whose last name doesn't end in a vowel vowel yeah every single one i don't know
it's all that and so uh uh oh what i was saying sill and paulie are two of my favorites i really
like them they're especially paulie i like paulie a lot look uh pussy i like big pussy but he's
there are a couple i don't want to say well i mean it's been so long i've seen this show eight
times i know and you know what fuck it's been 20 years ago so i'm at the part where like he's talking to that fat cop basically like on his balcony at his
home and his wife's all pissed and oh yeah i'm gonna divorce him i'm gonna leave him if i could
just have some coffee you know it's it's hard for me to think could i just get some coffee and he's
just like stop cut the shit pussy just tell me who was at the meeting. I don't know.
Yeah, and then I did notice, like, pussy trying to throw some cover for Tony when he's like,
Oh, yeah.
All I noticed was that Tony bought a pool table from that guy, kept it in his whatever the hell, you know, his little hideout, like trying to cover for all the guns and contraband they found in there.
And so I'm still early enough with big pussy that i know he's he's doing some shit he's gonna end up getting clipped in the end i'm sure or you know turn
and tail because he's already working with uh that fat blonde guy who kind of has a lisp that's
always pushing for more information yeah he's a fad yeah yeah and so i there's no way he survives
it's just a matter of time i don't know know how long until Tony and them figure it out.
The mom, Tony's mom, fucking hate her.
I am so glad she has become not as much of a character in this season. Oh, don't worry.
Olivia's coming back strong.
I hate her.
And it's just the manipulative games.
Who is the guy who comes back and marries Tony?
Richie.
Oh.
Richie's in the little of it now.
He hasn't gotten...
Well, so Richie...
Richie's a great character, by the way.
Richie's dating the sister right now.
So Richie's dating her, and then
later
she also dates Ralphie,
who's played by
John Pantaleone.
Ralphie is the biggest scumbag.
They told him, like, I saw an interview with Joe the other day,
and he's like, they told me,
you're going to be a real fucking scumbag.
They're going to hate you.
But your job is to make them love you
and hate that they love you.
And I'm thinking, like, yeah like yeah holy shit he nailed it i did love him and i
hated that i loved him because he was so awful was it a ramsey kind of character where it's like
you're enthralled when he's on the screen but you realize he's just a despicable a little bit
yeah a little bit like that you could say that because he he does some cruel sociopathic things like for no reason just because his pride is hurt because he's some cruel, sociopathic things.
Like, for no reason, just because his pride is hurt,
because he's insulted a little bit.
He sounds like Richie.
No, no, Richie was controlled.
Ralphie does cocaine, and that's a hell of a drug.
He's obsessed with the movie Gladiator,
because it just had come out, and obviously,
and, you know, Italians and Romans,
and he's just like, he's walking around quoting the movie Gliator because it just had come out and obviously and uh you know italians and romans and
he's just like he's walking around quoting the movie uh uh gladiators like father to a murdered
son husband to a murdered wife and i will have my revenge in this life or the next and they're just
like the fuck are you talking about he's just lost his fucking mind he's crazy it's a contemporary
movie at the time.
I thought Richie was pretty out of control
because I really...
I think the act of everyone,
of any act that anyone's done the show so far,
the one that I disliked the most
was Richie hurting poor Beans, the pizza guy.
Beansy, yeah.
Tony's like, back off of Beansy, all right?
He's like, I did.
Then I put it in drive and
Drove over him again
Somebody beats up a bouncer
That one's hard for me
That guy just
He's a big guy but
Gentle hearted I think
Well he can't step out of line because everybody else is a made fucking mobster
And he's just a barbie
Oh is it the guy that can't step out of line because everybody else is a made fucking mobster and he's just the bar is it the guy that can't figure out the phone yeah there's a montage on youtube of him just
catching ass beatings like tony whips his ass no less than four times throughout the series
um one time he beats him with a cash register once with an ice bucket once with a phone
i've only seen the phone once so far it's like like, when you transfer a call, you hit hold.
You don't hit the hang up, you hit the hold button.
He comes over there and just bang, bang, bang.
Yeah, later on, Tony's like, this is in no way a real spoiler.
Tony's hurting for money a little bit.
But when Tony's hurting for money,
it means he can't go blow $100,000 on gambling.
He's not really hurting, but he acts like he is.
And he sees that that bartender is throwing away the ice out of the ice cooler.
He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
You're just throwing money away?
He's like, Tone, it's a little melted, you know?
And it waters down the scotch, especially scotch.
He's like, what the fuck did you say to me?
Sorry, Tony.
Sorry, Tony.
Tony goes to walk away.
I'm just saying it waters down the drinks.
And Tony's just on him with the ice bucket, just beating him with the ice bucket.
It's great.
Yeah, I like more characters than I dislike.
Yeah, you're going to.
dislike yes you're going to certain characters like tony and ralphie they're maniacs but they're kind of controlled maniacs like the central people in the show
are somewhat real but the characters that are unreasonable maniacs it's like
this is a really challenging workplace environment you know like how do you thrive in a
place where guys are like that guy and you know uh is it ralphie is that the guy just
ralph cifaretto yeah yeah he in particular is like he's a real problem chris chrissy uh
that guy yeah uh loose wire if he feels If any of them feel they're genuinely
being disrespected, they will
beat you half to death or they would
just straight up kill you right there.
Yeah, Chris is a character that
I feel like he makes life
too complicated for Tony.
Sometimes. Very often.
Yeah, I can see that point of view.
Yeah, for sure. Is at the part where there's two
stockbroker guys tried to kill chris and he like blows one of their heads off and then the other
one runs and tells richie and richie's like who told you to do that you tried to do that i'll
fucking kill you he's just chasing i'm gonna ruin this scene but i think it's like the season opener
he's in and they're what are they taking
like the t7 exam or something to become a licensed stockbroker and they're like you know
matthew woodworth are you there i'm here are you here yeah chrissy sarapanano or whatever
christopher motazanti yeah this asian guy is like i'm here here yes my name is christopher moda santi
like the stuff for her exam will be in two parts parts each four hours long and i'm thinking like
god damn i had no idea it was such a serious test how is chrissy gonna oh it's great it's
a wonderful opening yeah yeah it's it's it's real real good. That's a good part in the show.
That's a good period
within the show.
Your mic just changed.
Now he can't hear you.
It's back to the bad mic.
That was just out of nowhere.
Yeah, right? It doesn't usually change.
With the reboot, it can change.
That's strange.
Hello?
It sounds like you're in a cave.
I'll let you fiddle with it.
There's six seasons.
This is one of those shows that's so good already
that I'm like, oh no, at some point,
this is going to end.
What am I going to end. Yeah.
What am I going to do? Do you know the ending already?
Yeah, I know it ends
mid-sentence, and I know a lot of people
disliked how that happened.
Really? Okay.
I didn't hate it as an ending.
And I didn't get it as an ending
until it was explained to me.
Explaining what it's like to
get hit.
And you're like, oh. Yeah, that's what it's supposed to me, explaining what it's like to get hit. Then you're like, oh.
Yeah, that's what it's supposed to be, right?
Tony's getting killed in the last episode.
That is the leading interpretation.
And it ends, and it makes sense it ends that way,
because it's like...
Yeah, it's like you don't see it coming,
you're just there, and then one day you're not there.
Don't stop believing.
That's the song that's playing.
Yeah, and... there. Don't stop believing. That's the song that's playing. Yeah.
There's I don't know how much
I want to spoil.
I'll spoil a little bit.
There's a war between Tony and the other guy.
And you have hope.
And then the
show ends.
Okay.
I guess that's the end. A lot of people their tvs were broken or their cable was out really yeah a lot of millions of people even though the credits are
rolling that's crazy to me well there's a they pause on black for a a period of time
like sec like five seconds six. And people are just like
what happened?
And then the credits roll and they're like
they think there was like a Super
Bowl outage, right? They missed the touchdown.
Oh yeah.
I guess that would make sense.
I can see where they're coming from.
People
say it's one of the worst endings in
TV show history and I disagree. No, it's one of the worst endings in TV show history, and I disagree.
No, it's not what I would have preferred something different.
They asked David Chase the other day, would you have done anything different?
He thought about it for a second.
Nah, I don't think so.
I think it's fine, although I skipped that part.
When the diner scene starts, when I rewatch the show, when the diner scene starts uh when i when i re-watch the the show whenever the diner scene starts and don't stop believing starts playing i'm like all right that's
the end of the show right there i don't need to see these people well i don't want to spoil that
whole scene for you but like nothing else happens nothing else happens uh you know for the next like
six minutes you just people just shuffle in and out of the diner and tension is built they keep they
keep there's a there's one of those things where the door opens and little bell rings and you get
that over and over and they and they cut to who's coming in tension's building uh it's it's uh it's
a whole thing and he's with his family you know so it's like it could it could be about to go
really bad and there's there's a lot of tension built. You watch Meadow parallel parking,
and it's one of those shows where, like,
they don't show you wasted stuff normally.
If they show a scene, it's for a reason.
You're like, they're showing Meadow parking.
Something's about to happen to Meadow
when she parks.
You know, you're thinking that,
and just tension builds, builds, builds,
and then zzz.
Well, Taylor hasn't seen here.
There's a
person that
disrespected.
Has Taylor not gotten there yet?
Oh, no. That's season seven.
Yeah, final season. Season six, I think.
You're going to enjoy that.
I'll stop there, but oh, God.
That's a Sopranos highlight.
Yeah, that's season six probably episode six
and then i'll probably do the wire dude the wire is better the wire although i'll say this i i feel
like i can watch the sopranos with 60 percent and the wire takes more very uh complex storyline
i take that back not very all right you don't need it
like 85 90 attention i'd say like very you're gonna have to pay attention you know you're
gonna have to pay attention if you're gonna follow everything the cool thing about the
wire is it goes back and forth the bad guys are just as much uh main characters as the good guys
you know how in the sopranos you'll only occasionally go to the FBI and see what they're up to? That's not how The Wire is. The Wire, it's a 50-50 split. Every episode,
you're going to spend half your time with the gangsters, half your time with the Baltimore
Police Department and their task force. And you're going to see what both sides are doing and what
they each think of one another because they do interact and bump shoulders occasionally.
because they do interact and bump shoulders occasionally.
And it is amazing.
The writing is incredible.
The actors are awesome.
The guy who plays McNulty,
who has this incredible Baltimore accent that I can't even begin to approach,
I think he's British.
I'm almost positive that he has a posh English accent.
And he pulls off this Baltimore thing to a T.
And it's got Idris Elba. He's one of the main gangsters. And he's like the intellectual of them all. He's attending
community college classes on psychology and business. And he's applying it to the drug game.
So he's using the psychology to be a good leader and he's using the business classes to structure the business more
economically and more profitably and it's
Very cool to see him and his counterpart his partner is the opposite. He's like wilding out like street thug
He's at the top of the pyramid
He's a Tony Soprano care type character, but's still wanting to get his hands dirty. If somebody disrespects
him, he's wanting to go blast in the streets.
And then there's this
third
tip of the triangle. If you've got gangsters,
cops, up at the
top of the triangle that's formed
in this thing is Omar.
Omar
doesn't play
by anybody's rules
he robs
Omar has his own rules
yeah from
Boardwalk Empire
which is one of the best things about him
what Omar doesn't have
he walks around with a shotgun
like just
there's a YouTube montage of
just Omar's you know and they just they they tell the
this they tell just the omar part he's a very and he's gay up till he dies yeah the most badass
motherfucker in the whole show is gay he's not afraid of going to jail
at one point at one point the gangsters can't figure out how to deal with omar
so they frame him and get him sent to jail because they think maybe in there they can
have him killed because he won't have a shotgun and but but he just has a couple of homeboys sent
in to like watch his back and he's got armor made out of magazines wrapped around his whole ribcage and stomach.
He's got a blade.
He's ready to kill.
Magazines?
He's not getting shot in prison.
You're going to get shanked.
Prison shanks are made out of
things like sharpened plastic,
chicken bones,
toothbrushes with a razor blade in them,
shit like that.
The magazines work perfectly he's omar's great uh the wire is my favorite show it's the best show ever made i
think it's just the quality never dips the storyline drags a little i think in season two
which i think is the one where they deal with the port a lot um but on the whole i think it's five
seasons of that show i'm not positive but i think it's five seasons of that show.
I'm not positive, but I think it's five.
And I love it.
Yeah, I got it.
I'm glad that I've got quite a bit of content to get through.
Yeah, let me know when you're done with that.
Yeah, I'll let you know when I'm done with the Sopranos.
I'll keep talking about Sopranos as it goes on.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I was going to change to like who's going to play the Tiger King in the Tiger King movie.
Oh.
Nicolas Cage.
Jesus Christ.
Carol fucking Baskins.
Carol Baskins.
Who would it be?
I'll put a bullet in your head.
Nicolas Cage can be awful or amazing.
He has the full range of performances.
They said they picked the only actor
who will have to tone it down to play Joe Exotic.
A lot of people were picking...
Is it David Spade, maybe?
David Spade, yeah.
He would do it well.
He can do that voice, and he looks like him.
That's actually...
That would be my pick.
It would be mine, too, but I'm happy with Nick Cage.
Nick Cage, to me, is a much bigger star than David Spade.
He is, but Nick Cage doesn't look like him.
They'll make him look close enough, though.
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't know.
We'll see.
By the time a Tiger King movie comes out, I'm probably not going to care.
I'll care.
Have you guys watched the Jordan movie? I haven't.
Or the Last Dance? What's it called?
I don't even know.
I have no idea what we're referring to.
The Tiger King is the most popular.
Pretty big deal.
Oh!
It's on ESPN, though.
Is it?
Yeah.
Like Michael Jordan you're talking about?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's the basketball thing called The Last Dance.
Yeah, it's on ESPN.
It passed Tiger Skiing for most popular show or most watched show or most streamed or something like that.
I watched the new episode of Rick and Morty last night.
Oh, there's just one so far?
Yeah, the second half of the season has begun.
oh there's just one so far yeah they're gonna you know the second half of the season has begun i purchased you know the season at the beginning of the season like in october or whatever so um
you know it just like popped up on my screen oh rick and morty and i was able to just hit play
and watch it it was awful oh no you think they they they did like it was over my head um and i
bet that i bet that they they really love and I think
they're so smart for like making a show that's so an episode that's so meta and so like it's about
story design it's it's literally like them like being not even meta for the show it's it's it's about them being meta in their writing room almost
and like talking about um plot pieces and take the ticking time bomb and just like
ripping apart storytelling and and and like making fun of it and it's like
you're four seasons in like like this isn't when you just give up on making creative stories
and just start making fun of what it is to tell a story.
What are you doing?
This is shit.
This is shit.
I hope I disagree.
I'm usually the slowest one to turn on a show.
I haven't turned on the show.
I guarantee there will be good episodes this season.
But that episode is the worst
rick and morty episode i've ever seen it's gonna keep going down because they switched out their
writers can't switch out all the writers on the show and expect the quality to stay the same
um they make fun of uh feminism at one point you'll enjoy that part
well i mean i don't really care what they're making fun of but it was funny in season one
like they had the writing down pat.
It was season three that I watched,
and there were episodes where it was like,
this is clearly not the same tonality
of season one and season two.
You know what I mean?
I know exactly what you mean.
You would be saying things,
and it's like,
that's not something Morty would say.
That's not something Rick would say.
This feels ham-handed,
and maybe I'm overly critical of it.
I think you are overly critical.
I don't think every episode is going to be a home run.
I don't expect that out of them.
But it's almost like they've gotten to the point where
a classic Rick and Morty adventure
is not something they want to make.
They act like
they're beyond that.
That they've run out of
ideas. They act like they've made 500
episodes instead of 30 episodes
yeah you know it's it's like you've only made like 15 legit good morty rick and morty adventures
ever dudes like don't act like you're halfway through one simpsons season i don't know how
many times they've said it like like oh come on we're gonna go on a classic rick and morty
adventure and then they and then they like ruin your expectations and they don't do that they do like this whole thing
where like they never left but they're in their they're in a dreamland or they never left the
room or something and it's like why couldn't you do just a classic rick and morty adventure
and not make fun of an established franchise it used to be a pretty complicated sort of alternate
alternate universe storyline
going on there. Is that the
real Rick? Is that the real Morty?
I don't see that so much anymore.
I only saw maybe one episode
where they did that. It was
the Atlantean Rick's Up, or whatever
it's called, where
our Rick and Morty went to Atlantis
and the
Rick and Morty we follow were doing something completely different.
Maybe there's two.
Yeah, there's about two episodes.
I guess I had to watch some YouTube videos
of the game theory and stuff
that explain, like,
oh, the C-138, it's not what you think it is.
They're not in their original universe.
There was a swap in there.
Well, I know they swapped universes,
but what I was getting at was there are some episodes
where we don't follow our Rick and Morty.
Oh, I follow you.
The Rick and Morty we follow
are completely different Rick and Mortys.
We just follow them for one episode and then never again.
It's been a while since I saw some YouTube theory videos
on Rick and Morty that say,
you're not even watching the Rick and Morty.
Sometimes that's true.
There's an episode or two where that's true.
Yeah, we're watching the bad Rick and Morty
written by fucking not Justin Moreland.
This is Matt Groening's Rick and Morty.
Clearly, it's garbage.
He's also dead, but not in the universe that they exist in
that's what you gotta keep in mind
they cured cancer in that one
or was it Sam Simon
one of the main creators died
Matt Groening is not dead
which one of them died
it was like in 2016
I didn't even know about this
I haven't watched Simpsons since then
since way before then
anybody out there looking for a rewatch of a show nice nostalgia seasons 1 through 10 I didn't even know about this. I haven't watched Simpsons since then. Since way before then.
Anybody out there looking for a rewatch of a show?
Nice nostalgia. Seasons 1 through 10 of The Simpsons.
Sam Simon.
He was the main guy.
Go ahead.
Oh, no.
I think that's all I got. I think there was a stream tonight.
I'm excited about it.
Taylor rated me.
Anton. Al, do you know anton the tarkov streamer
maybe you don't he's a he's one of the bigger players in the tarkov i enjoy his con i'm in
there all the time and uh all of a sudden i had
big for me
and uh and it went really well like six hours later i still had over a thousand people watching
me that's awesome yeah yeah no thank you this has to be a whole other group of people at this point
people that started with me six hours ago they must be gone and uh that's great yeah it felt
good it felt good it was a little pressure, though.
It was a new thing.
Like, in Tarkov, not that people are really there for my gameplay,
but I didn't want it to be bad.
You're not supposed to talk.
Of course.
And 1,500 people watching me,
I felt a little added pressure to rush a little faster,
to move a little more aggressively.
Well, I bet the next time you start streaming, your base number is going to bump up a little added pressure to rush a little faster to move a little more aggressively well i bet the next time you start streaming you're you're like base number's gonna
bump up a little bit from you know maybe a few new people right right maybe a few new people but uh
for one night i felt like a big show yeah someday i'm gonna get that bastard tucker to raid me with his 50 000 viewers yeah right no he pulled numbers like that 50 he
had 15 000 today 15 that's a no that's a that's rare air right yeah there's a lot of people who
didn't not a lot but like i feel like if you're at four digits you're pretty significant
twitch streamer if you're at five digits yeah you're a big boy yeah so it's a grind well
we'll get there eventually woody let's be fierce
i don't know i enjoy streaming i like i've been solo streaming late
and uh i find it easier to put on a show. I can stop talking meme of content.
Whereas that would be very detrimental to me.
I enjoy playing with other people.
I think the show I put on is better when I'm with my girlfriend.
I should have talked about this when we were back on Prison Talk earlier.
I've been watching 60 Days In today.
Like I just started today watching watching one of the seasons.
Did you see your episode?
We've left Kyle to his own devices.
We're sure he'll be okay.
No, because they all thought you were from this.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I got you.
There's a poor white boy.
One of the guys they put in is literally like a college quarterback,
football quarterback, like a black guy.
And he's ripped, you know, like a genuine super athlete.
He's doing like muscle ups with his shirt off in front of everybody.
He's doing like weighted chin ups and stuff.
And like, he's super slick socially.
He's just high five and everybody white guys, black guys doesn't matter he's just you know
just just having a good time he's grabbing by the shoulders give him a little shake what's up what's
up slapping him on the back just making his rounds just everybody's loving him and the other guy is
this white dude who's like skinny and not in good shape they know each other and they know that each
yeah well they're not friends or anything but they both know that the other one's at part of the program.
Right.
And the other,
and the other one,
uh,
he's so awkward.
He tries to shake people's hands like a businessman in prison and they,
they literally stare at him.
They won't shake his hand.
They,
like he tries to play basketball by himself and a black guy runs in,
takes the basketball away and starts playing with it anyway.
And after a while he goes,
you see that chair in there?
The white guy's like, yeah, yeah.
Go sit in it.
You're on timeout.
He did nothing wrong.
He was just playing basketball by himself.
By himself.
Then he's sitting at a table
with this other black guy
and the black guy's like,
you know who you look like?
A dude from American Pie.
And the white guy goes,
Stifler? You know, because Stifler is the really good looking slick guy in that show he's like nah nah the one that fucked the pie you know dude stuck his dick to his hand with super glue
you look like him and he goes well at least it's a good looking guy he's like i don't i don't judge men that way and he's just like oh yeah yeah me either
he's like so scared to take a shower like like he is not getting along well and there's no way
he's gonna he's gonna uncover any they're in there to uncover like nefarious stuff but to do that
you got to get interwoven nobody's trusting this guy they're thinking about robbing him he goes to
the commissary and buys like 8080, $90 worth of shit.
And they're all watching him do it.
You do it on a little computer screen, a touchpad in there.
And they're just standing behind him like watching the money and the peanut butter and the cookies pile up.
And they're just like, all right, all right.
And some white guy's like, you know they're going to rob you, right?
And he's like, what?
What do you mean? The blacks. They're going to rob you right and he's like what what do you mean
the blacks they're going to rob you you know that right and he's like no i don't know that
well they are and then like he goes back to his cell and he's like they said they're gonna rob me
who said that well those guys said that the blacks were gonna rob him he's like
well i wouldn't trust those guys that told you that either they're probably gonna rob you
now he's just sitting there waiting on the call, his number holding his sack.
Who would not rob me?
He's like, you know, I'll fight.
I'll fight.
And I'm thinking like, no, you won't.
I don't want to go to prison at all.
This was jail.
Jail and prison look terrible.
No, thank you.
You're not winning me over with the jail argument either.
Freedom is awesome.
I was like, there's this one guy, high school quarterback, ripped, socially amazing.
College quarterback.
Everyone.
OK, college quarterback.
Then there's this other guy and they all kind of bully him.
And it's like, would he be realistic?
Who do you think you are in this scenario?
It's like, oh, no, I'm going to be bullied.
Shit. Yeah. Hey man look at your head yo calves
yo it's calves and noggin walking around a little part of me does want to try it though is there five days in
well you can leave whenever you want yeah i just i see myself ringing the bell
like like a navy seal dropout i'm watching season six and this guy was a marine and he
quit on like day two and he cried on camera like a
bitch and i'm thinking like as i'm watching this i'm thinking like what they're doing is very
similar to what i did on this on this particular season now the seasons are different don't get
me wrong i'm sure there were some seasons where it was much harder than what i did and some seasons
where it's much lighter than what i did i feel like i'm at like 40 percent of on the scale as far as 60
days in goes as far as like how rough it was in there or whatever i didn't cry i didn't think
about crying i was scared i was nervous but i gotta cry in front of these people are you fucking
crazy yeah terrible move i watched shot caller night. It's got the guy from...
They raped the guy. The guy came in crying.
They fucked him in the ass that
night.
Bad move.
Shawshank Redemption.
That one guy cried.
Got fucked.
He got beaten to death by a guard.
But it was because he wasn't
shutting up.
They were like, shut the shutting up yeah they were like
shut the fuck up he's like i want my mommy i want my mommy literally say that yeah there's something
some some sort of you know crime yeah he said he missed his mommy or something like that and the
guard came up there and beat him to death then that anvil jawed mean guard yeah i like that
actor he's out of him he's great at that that role. He's a tremendous piece of shit.
He really is. He plays that well.
He just looks like a tough guy
who's just a bully.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't want to go to prison.
Again, no fun.
Yeah, no thank you.
After watching Wes Watson's videos, I'm like,
God, I'd hate to go to a real prison.
Whew! I don't want to put in work.
Yeah.
Like, what if I'm not qualified for this job, right?
How do they choose who to put in work for?
If they ask me to put in work against that Wes guy,
that's not going to go well for me.
I think putting in work early
is like smuggling dope in your butthole.
Oh, because putting in work early...
Putting in work means doing something
they need you to do.
Hold on to some contraband or something.
In that other guy's videos,
I don't know, whatever his name is.
Big Mike.
Big Hurt.
Big Hurt.
Mike Hurt is his name. It's definitely not Mike Hunt. It's Mike Hurt. Whatever his name is. Big Mike. Big Hurt. Mike Hurt is his name.
It's Mike Hurt.
Mike Hurt is funny.
I'm going to tell him you said that.
He's going to split your wig.
He will split my wig.
You need to see the Woody Mess Up
Name Not Montage to explain
what just happened there.
Play that and then the brother comment
that Woody made. Back to back. Send just happened there. But anyway. Play that and then the brother comment that Woody made.
Back to back.
Send that to Mike.
Game over.
When he talks about putting in work, it's almost always fight.
I always understand it to be fight.
Maybe it means more.
Yeah, it means doing anything for the gang they need you to do.
So that could be smuggling some dope.
That could be smuggling a weapon somewhere.
Hiding things. Hiding weapons.
Hiding a cell phone.
It means doing something
they need you to do that you're not supposed to be
doing. And it could totally mean killing
somebody. But the thing is
I don't think they're going to put you
up to killing somebody if they don't trust you
and think you can get the job done.
Unless they want you to get hurt.
Not on my best day.
I don't think they're going to send you alone to get Wes.
I have an unusually large asshole.
Yeah, Wes is a big boy.
Follow the show?
Yeah, I think so. Good game.
PKN.